The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby's Chafing Issue + Eddie's Dozen Donut Challenge + Amy Presents Best Yard Award

Episode Date: July 13, 2017

Bobby gets help for his chafing issue, Eddie crushes a dozen donuts for charity and Amy awards the "best yard" to either Eddie or Lunchbox Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bobby. Good morning, good morning. Welcome to Thursday show. Good morning. Morning. Studio. Morning. Yesterday on the show, Lunchbox was talking about when he went to Port.

London. His father-in-law was with him on vacation and his father-in-law only paid for about 25% of the checks, of all the dinner checks. About one out of four his father-in-law picked up and you felt like it should have been more close to 100% of them. Correct. And so that was a topic yesterday and Lexi is on real quick because Lexi's standing by ready to talk. Hey Lexi. Hi. I'm glad you called about this. I know it's been a while so we talked about it, but what do you think about this situation with Lunchbox and his father-in-law? I'm thinking that since his father-in-law is is so established that he should be very respectful. And I wanted to ask lunchbox how many meals he offered to pay for.

So family dinners, how many did you pay for yourself? I didn't pay for any, the whole table. I split it if the father-in-law wasn't picking it all up, then it's split. Lexi, your thoughts? So how old his sister-in-law is. but I think it would have been the respectful son-in-laws. It would be very nice that he had offered to pay for at least one meal. You couldn't even do one meal.

I mean, I paid for her sister once. Like we went to lunch. It was me, my wife, and her sister, we went to lunch because her sister's only 30, so she's younger. Only 30. You look like she's 12. But you're established. Yes. But you pay for zero father-in-law meals.

No, I did not pay for his meals at all. What if you were to find out that you make more, how do you know what he makes? What if one day you found out you make more than him, does that suddenly make you the more established person and you should pay for those? He makes more. How do you know? Both. How do you know? I know.

But how do you know? Because he sues people for a living. Oh, is a lawyer. Is that your answer? He's a lawyer? Yeah. I figure all lawyers make a lot of money. Maybe.

Okay. I don't know. Lexi, thank you for the call. Thank you. I appreciate you. Have a good morning. Hey, Tara, I'm glad you call it real quick. What's going on? You're in Florida. Yes, I am. Thank you for calling. What do you want to say about lunchbox and his father-in-law? It was calling because my dad, I only see him like once or twice a year. And if we are, the three of us, my husband and my son and I, are out to lunch, he won't pay.

Like, it'll just come and we'll all kind of sit there and then we end up picking it up. But if it's just him and I, he pays for it. So what are you saying to lunchbox? My opinion is I agree that as a parent you probably should or as the established one But like with my little sister and brother I'm 10 and 12 years older I always pay for their stuff So it just sounds like you guys think the older person should pay I guess terrible logic See she's on my sons you're all adults Might be the smartest color we've had in months Wow you think so yeah she's a genius

Well hey Tara thank you appreciate you and thanks for calling so early in the morning. You know what I can't wait for? Is when Lunchbox is the older established one, and he's like, you know, got kids and great kids and every's at the table, and he's expected to pay for everybody. My grandson doesn't pay for crap. He's not going to.

He'll go to the restroom when the bill comes. He won't, yeah, he'll be like, oh, got to go. That's a good. That's a rich. Bobby bones. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. I don't know if you saw this.

It was a group of nine people. They got caught in a riptide. And so they were struggling to get back to shore. And so they kept trying to get back. So 80 people from the beach created a human chain. It reached 100 yards into the water. And people were able to, there's nine people, were able to grab onto them and pull, and they rescued all nine of the people.

Pretty awesome. One woman suffered a heart attack during the situation. She's recovering in the hospital. They think she'll be okay, no other serious injuries. But you're talking about 80 people to beach who didn't know each other. They're like, everybody lock arms. We're going to go save these people. Yeah.

I mean, that is that crazy story. You're on the beat? Someone's like, let's go save people. I mean, A, it's so many people just to randomly. Like, one woman went out with her boogie board, and then her husband was like, okay, I'm going to form a human chain. And then next person comes, the next person comes, 80 people deep.

And you don't want to be the one that breaks the chain. Like, you don't want to be the weak lane. I don't have time to save lives today. So to those good Samaritans, Panama City Beach, that's awesome. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond.

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Time for good news. Your positivity on a Thursday, we go around the room, we tell you something good. It's funny, the CEO of the Atlanta Hawks, Steve Coonan, will honor his promise to host and pay for the wedding of a couple who met at the Hawks' first ever Swipe Right Night. So they had their first date at Phillips Arena through the Hawks' tender-themed event. Three months later, they went to watch playoff basketball. They were still together, and it's like, okay, I'll pay for their wedding. So the owner, the CEO is paying for their time of wedding. That is awesome.

Wow. It's funny they had a Tinder night. The Atlanta Hawks had it. Yeah. Get on Tinder, I'm going on. So he's keeping his word, he's paying for the whole thing. So he's like, hey, I'm happy. If I were them too and it was just like borderline, I'd probably still have the wedding.

Yeah, just to get in the news and get cookies. No, just have a free party. Oh. Oh. Amy? We've talked before about little free libraries. I even have some in my neighborhood and they're all over the country, and they're just little mailboxes, and you can put books in, take books out, and it's literally a little.

A little free library. Well, now a man is doing it with food, and he calls it a blessing box, and it's in his front yard. Just a little blessing box, people who need food or staple items, something like that, they open up the little box, take what they can, and then people in the community also fill it back up. Wow. I feel like lunchbox would go and take food. No.

I feel like you'd be a taker and not a giver. Like, if you were hungry. Well, what do you mean? It says take food. It doesn't say give food. No, not like if you need a snack. You can do either. But would you ever drop by and snack and see what's up?

Yeah. You never know what you. you can have like you're driving you're hungry oh like grab a granola bar out of the box oh well i think it's for like literally hungry people who can't go to their own home and get food so when you're hungry you're not literally hungry no no no like because when i'm hungry i'm literally hungry who can't go to their own home and get food i finish this and it's hey it's tell me something good it's a blessing box do it other people can build blessing boxes but it would be a blessing if you took something then went back later and put double yeah i just feel like you would go and double why did you put double

just because you can and maybe a My house is on the other side of town, so I'm driving by. Okay, fine. I can't go to my... If you're hungry. Everybody. Yeah, you're right. If you're hungry, get a snack.

Do it. Lunch box. There's this little bear cub out in California. He's walking around. He starts digging in the trash, looking for something to eat. Oh, got his head stuck in a little peanut butter jar. And so they had to take the little peanut butter jar. Cops came out and got him.

Popped it off his head. So a little bear cub back in the wild. A-OK. Been there. Pouly. Mustard jar, but been there. To grease it up. Mustard jar?

Yeah, sometimes you just want to lick the bottom of that. Ugh, mustard is gross. Mustard's the best condiment that exists. No, you're, no. You're crazy down. Condiment list goes like this. One mustard. Two, mustard.

Three, mustard. Four ketchup and the rest. What? Where's barbecue sauce? Where's ranch? 11. Like 17. Oh, my goodness.

I do like some buffalo wing sauce. That probably comes in like five or six. so. You put hot sauce on pretty much anything that makes better. But mustard? I don't know anybody

that put mustard first besides you. You know what doesn't make the list? What? mayonnaise. Oh, no. Names is good.

Manease does not make the list. All right, thank you. Goodbye. Let's tell me something good. A couple things I want to mention. Kid Rock is not running for Senate. I don't care what he says. He's not running for Senate.

Oh, I kept seeing that everywhere. Is it fake news? No, it's just him creating a little hype. He's got some new music coming out. and I was talking about me hearing it and I don't think I was supposed to of the other day because it's not really a thing out there yet

so know that he's got a career coming back and that's why Kid Rock is going I'm also 100% of it. Well, it's working because he's all over the internet. Right, and that means he did a good job and I probably shouldn't have ruined it. Sometimes I just say stuff. I was going to buy a shirt.

Kid Rock for Sun. He was a campaign shirt. I was going to vote for him. And he would like, you can't because it's Michigan. There's Kidrock for Sennett.com. You go to it. You go y'all. I woke up this morning

and my dog is 14 years old at this point. Old for his age, for his breed of dog. And so I don't get mad at him as much for using the bathroom on the floor because I figure he's old. And if I haven't let him out and he's got to go, he's got to go. Right. I get a little disappointed. And so I walk in and I see some dog poop on the carpet floor. And I'm like, oh, man, come on.

And he comes in like, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up? I'm like, this is, um. I'm like, this is up, come, what's up? And he knows I'm disappointed. My dog can tell my tone. He knows it's disappointed. And he's like, look at me like, what? Because sometimes he knows, you know, back away.

And I'm like, look, what did you? Come on, man, can we get this straight? Let me know if you go to the bathroom? And then you know what I did? What? I reached down, and it was a sock. It was a black sock. Oh, that's why he's like, what?

Yeah. Okay. I thought that you're, I don't know. There's a sock. It wasn't even, so I'm the idiot. And I was like, and then I apologize. Yeah. And I gave him extra treat.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Holly, just let him sleep. I know. I was like, come on. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Kip Moore agreed to take a photo with a fan until he noticed that it was going to be on Snapchat with a dog ear filter, and that's where he drew the line and said, absolutely not.

I mean, Kip's Kip. He's consistent. That's the thing. He's consistent. Yeah, he's like, no. I would say yes, and I do it all the time. And I'm like, put the filter on, whatever you want. But I'm telling you, I had no Kip.

Like, I've gotten no Kip. He's like a minimalist, like pure. Like, he's like, oh, that's not my, that's my face. I would recommend people listen to the Bobbycast with Kip Moore. And you will learn a lot about it. He's very passionate. It doesn't surprise me. I'm not the same, but I do respect that he's the same all the time.

It's all we ask for in life is consistency. What else? HBO has four different Game of Thrones prequels in the work. But the network says that they'll probably just pick the best one because they don't want to over exploit the show like ABC did with Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. They're calling that out because Millionaire was on primetime, daytime, daytime, three different hosts. All the time. But it's surprising they can't they compare the two. I know because they're kind of apples and oranges.

But I guess probably something that came up in a meeting. But if you're a Game of Thrones fan, that's awesome. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds kidding. The Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day.

This story comes. So it's from Fresno County, California. 52-year-old Timothy Lane was on his way to court to plead guilty to a stolen vehicle. Only the problem is he's driving, gets pulled over. Oh, yeah. He was in a stolen truck on his way to court. So he was going to admit to stealing a car. He got pulled over in a stolen truck.

It was in another stolen car. Yeah, so he went to the old jailhouse instead of the courthouse. That's what happens when you live life in the fast lane. Oh, boy. He's throwing puns like crazy. He's dishing out of times. That was a good one. And that one's not in the story.

That's my line. You hit two of them there. Woo! What was this? He'd go into the jailhouse and up the courthouse, right? Which was probably written in the story. Nope, not written in the story. But what about the other one?

He's going... That's what happens when you live life in the fast lane. Because his last name's Lane. Oh, I didn't know that. That's why I specifically said, 52-year-old Timothy Lane. I set it up at the beginning and I had a closing. You gotta do that when you have a story.

And he just got pulled over for speeding. No, he just got pulled over. He didn't say what. I'm getting a bone head, but okay. I'm sitting and comfortably my butt cheeks are chafing because Ew, why? Because I've been boxing a lot.

And I woke up and I was like, why have my butt cheeks hurt? And I guess they wrote, I don't think I wear the right kind of underwear to work out like that. Oh. And so it just is uncomfortable. And what do I do? I guess you go to the store and be like, Like, I'm a boxer, a box. I'm not a boxer, but...

No, clearly, this is an issue when you say, and you show them your moves, like, and then be like, what underwear do you recommend? Oh, so I do my moves in front of the person at Walgrain. Yeah, yeah, you go there, and then you, like, start doing it, and just be like, so what would you suggest? And then see what they give you. Do you guys ever have a chafing problem?

Yeah, but not on my butt. It's like between my legs. It's like the top of my crack. What kind of underwear are you wearing? Are you doing, like, the top? I don't understand. I know. You're doing...

All kinds of stuff on the ground. During that boxing, I'm doing squat. I'm working out for half an hour and then I box for 45 minutes or so. Yeah, it's intense. So my butt cheeks is chaste. Ask your trainer, dude. What do you wear? I can't. Be like, what do you wear?

I didn't even until I woke up today. I was like, oh, my butt cheeks are chafing. I thought I thought out in the room. I don't have any recommendations for you. Sorry. I mean, Eddie can look at it and maybe diagnose. No, I'm good. I have a doctor.

I'll call it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Ray, come here. Hey, Terry and Nashville, thank you for calling. What's going on? Hey, I heard you had an issue when you were boxing that's made you a little uncomfortable now. My butt is chafing, and I don't see that funny.

I woke up and I was like, what's wrong with me, and I don't know what to do. Well, it's natural, especially in Nashville with humidity and stuff, but you can go to, like, Walgreens or Walmart. There's a stuff called Monkey Butch Cream. Yes, it sounds funny, but it will work. Do you use it? I have used it. Yeah. My legs, you know, women have an issue with their thighs rubbing together, especially larger women.

I'm not huge, but it happens. But I've had four kids, and it happens for kids when they're younger. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate that. I appreciate you. You're welcome. Appreciate you. David and Macon, Georgia.

How are you, bud? Hey, how's it going, Bobby? I'm good. Now, listen, I know you used to box and you're in the military. I'm not manly like you. I'm doing it a few times a week, but I could use some advice here. Well, I mean, we When I was in the military

When I used to box, we used to wear You know, there's compression shorts like Bikers wear whenever they're right and long-distance bikes. We'd wear those compression shorts or spandex shorts Underneath our regular workout clothes. Yeah. And that always helped me a lot. Long distances and things like that.

They were one of those things that just really just saved me about the cream. We use that to recommend trying out those shorts, man. I appreciate that. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Thank you very much. You're fighting a car with your husband at all?

Do you guys have car? They call them carguments. I mean, stuff comes up in the car. If we're traveling together, yeah. I have a list of the biggest arguments. Okay, I'll let you know. Let me think if they happen. No, you tell me one.

Like, what do you think you guys would have a argument about the most? Well, sometimes if he gets into my car and it's always on empty, it's... Gas level. Number nine of ten. Oh, yes, we made the list. They'll list. Lunchbox, you and your wife. Oh, backseat driving. She won't be quiet. Stop sign, stop sign, stop. I see it.

Like, calm down. It's a block away. And I get around every day without you in the car. I can see the stop sign. Car arguments. The number one answer? Backseat driving. She is a winner. Oh, I guess my husband's always the one driving if we're in the car together. And I just let him be. You can call us if you want. 877-77, Bobby. If there's something always happens. Now we go to Eddie, he's got two kids, you got a wife, always right?

What's the big argument that you guys have? You nailed it, the kids. I mean, we're always arguing about something going on in the backseat with the kids. I'm driving. Will you please get the Lego for him? He's yelling. Well, why do I have to get the Lego for him? That kids is an argument.

On the list of arguments, kids coming in number two. Whoa. Wow. We all make them. We're nailing, guys. You know what my biggest argument is? What? Dusty, calm down, my dog.

Chill out. Is that on there? No. That's like a kid. I'll roll the window down if you just relax. Exactly. I don't let him ride in the Jeep though because I'm still afraid he's going to jump out. When I put the doors in the top back on my Jeep, then he can ride all he wants.

That's how he goes. Oh, that would be terrible. That would be terrible. That dog, by the way, I love that dog more than anything ever. It's 14 years old. And if I put him in my Jeep and he jumps out because he sees a bird and that's how he goes after all this time and fighting cancer twice. and being lost and that's how he goes. I just keep him out of the Jeep.

That dog chills all day long. All day, all day, all day, all day. Yeah, I think most dogs, I mean, my dog. Just chills all day long. He never did, ever. He spent 12 years, hyper, hyper, hyper, hyper. Really? Couldn't even have people over the house

because he was just like, do, do, j-d-j-j-j-j-j-j. Oh, that's right. He'd be just non-stop run. And now he just, he's like a cat. Yeah. I have a dog cat. Cat dog. Yeah.

So. Poor guy. Bad traffic is things people fight about as arguments. But you can't really control traffic. I know. I get mad at my husband with his road rage. He, his, I can't handle it. I get so mad at him for not having patience with other people on the road. Also making a list? Road rage at number four, yeah. How, you walk home. You don't really win, guys. No, I like, we like being in, carguments just sounds like a cool.

It does sound kind of fun, but it's really not fun. I'm like, if my husband has a road rage, I'm like, do you really want to get into a argument right now? Hey, Cherry and Alabama. Hey, how are you? I'm really good. What's your cargument? Your most common cargument.

Driving too fast. Who drives too fast? We both do. Whoever's driving, the other one is always you're driving too fast. On the list at number eight. All right. No, guys, we don't need to be excited. Yes.

Hey, we're halfway normal in Alabama, you know? Yeah, wait. Cherry, I appreciate you. Thank you for calling. I appreciate you. All right. Talking about car arguments, that means arguments you get into

when you're in the car. Lunchbox said his wife's a big backseat driver and will not let him, like, that was his impression. Oh, that's how she sounds. Amies, yours was road rage with your husband. Mm-hmm. And Eddie's was the kids.

Kids in the back seat. What do they do? Fight? They fight. Or they ask for things, and you know, like, I'm driving, especially when it's just me. Like, I'm driving. I can't get your toy whatever you dropped at the bottom of the seat or whatever. So you have your wife do it.

Yes. But when I'm alone, it's just them, though. These are the biggest car arguments, according to Yahoo. Hey, Amanda. Yes. What do you guys fight about? My husband likes to tail the other person in front of us. Yes.

It drives me insane. We file that under road rage because my husband knows that, too. It's a road rage thing. Amanda, does he get mad. at a tailgate or is he just naturally like up on cars trying to get around them? He's just naturally doing that. He drives. He's a salesperson, so he drives all day, every day.

And yeah, he just thinks he knows he's the best driver of. Oh, he does. Amanda, appreciate you. Thank you very much. Appreciate you. How about, let's do this one. Anthony and Austin. Hey, how's it going, man?

What do you guys fight about? What's your car you meant? So my wife has the kids all the time with her in the car because I work and she's a stay-at-home mom. but it drives me nuts when I get into her car that she drives with the kids. And there is chick-fil-a wrappers everywhere, crayons, homework, backpacks, dog hair, you name it. The car is just a mess, right? Sounds like lunchboxes of the living room. So with you guys, it's a mess.

Okay. Hey, appreciate you. Thank you for calling. Appreciate you. So, backseat driving kids, bad traffic, road rage, and directions are the top five. Yeah, directions. Yeah, my husband never wants to ask for them. No, my wife thinks she knows where she's going, but she doesn't.

I think you're supposed to take a left there. I got it. I've been there before. Oh, wow. Thank you for all the calls. I did a Bobbycast, which is a show from my house. Search Bobbycast on IHeart Radio or iTunes. About that song, Body Like a Backroad, because one of the writers, he wrote it with Sam, and he produced the song, came in.

Body like a Backroad. His name is Zach Crowell was talking about it. So how would you do that? with your mouth. If you turn that off, just do it now like you would. No, it's him playing it. Right? The thing. And me next to him going, blah, da, da, da, da. So it's like the behind the song, it's the isolated vocals.

Got brazen air. And it's the harmonies. Fast as I can. Of different people, and it's the licks. So it's how a song's put together. And it's how this song specifically was put together. So, Go search Bobbycast on iTunes and subscriber, I heart

radio. Ed, did you listen to that one yet? I have not listened to it yet. You'll geek out about it. It's really cool. I love that kind of stuff. So, Lunchbox sits in the corner of the table, thinks he's very famous, uses that, drops names like crazy. I have Lunchbox. Like, he's the one of us. There's always one.

It's him of our group. He's the one. So what I have here are clips of Lunchbox. Tell me exactly what you wanted to prove and how you wanted to prove it. I just wanted to prove that you guys act like I'm not a big celebrity. I just wanted to go into restaurants. middle of the day, random places, and just announce that I'm there

and watch people come up and want to take pictures with me to prove to you guys that Lunchbox carries a lot of power in this world. Oh my goodness. You haven't even played the clips yet, and I'm already embarrassed for him. Like, what are you embarrassed for? No, no. Like, it's busy. It's at lunchtime, Chick-fil-A, Panera bread. They're all busy.

So, psh, hit some people with it. All right. So where did you go first? I believe I went to Chick-fil-A-Fer first. Hey, Chick-Fillet, yes. I am Lunchbox on the Bobby Bone Show. I just got done eating lunch. If you want to come take a picture, I got a couple minutes before I've got to be a meeting. I'll be right here if you want to take a picture. If not, just go ahead and go back to

eating. I'm lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show. Yeah. I saw some people looking. Yeah, so if you want to come take a picture. All right, no one wants a picture. All right, I got to go. Thank you guys. Have a great day. Oh, yeah, come on. What's your name?

Walker and. Ethan. Ethan. Yeah, let's take a picture. Boom. Picture taken. you hear that? Ethan and Walker. They wanted a picture taken. High-fied to me. Look who's famous. They were nervous. Don't high-five yourself. Don't do that ever again. He took one of his hands and high-fived himself.

Luke's famous. Did you hear the clip? Yeah, I also heard you high-five yourself. Here he is going into Panera bread. Yes, my Panera bread people, yes. I am lunchbox from the Valley Bone show. I know it's crazy, but if you want to get a picture real quick before I had out, I just got done eating lunch.

I know to see a celebrity, it's really cool on a Wednesday, so just come on. up just one picture per person so everybody can get one and I'll just wait right here for a couple minutes so yeah guys if you want a picture though I do have to go I got to get back to work so if you want to get a picture I mean please don't finish your meal just come up now and then go back to your meal all right so no one wants a picture all right thank you you guys have a great day I appreciate it thank you dude you not that famous there yeah Benera bread that's not really our crowd oh yeah my crowd is though he got those two kids were you down a little bit

after that one hurt my ego a little bit We have more. Those feel awkward today. I know. That's funny. I want to tell you guys something about this Mike D on our show. Mike D answers phones. Mike D is a segment producer.

He does a little bit of everything. He produces the night show that I'm doing. And so, this guy works, right? Works, works, works, works, work, right? Even with his weight loss, it's also over 100 pounds, and he put a picture up. And I've seen before, and after pictures of Mike D before, but he put one up on Instagram recently.

and it was, hey, my motive, this is him talking, and I'll paraphrase. He wanted to lose weight because he wanted to wear cool clothes. And so there's a picture of him. What were you wearing in the first picture, Mike? It was like a suit for a wedding. And you didn't like that? It fit terribly. No, it looked horrible.

And that was one of your inspirations to lose weight? Yeah, because I wanted to fit into, you know, slimmer clothes and look cooler. And he was like, even the little things like that can inspire you to take the next step. I was just been blown away by the picture, this guy. It's crazy. And now, you can't even put sleeves on Mike D. Oh, because he's Mr. Sleeveless guy, like workout guy. Oh, I got you.

Yeah, I mean, you guys tearing it up. He does wear those sleeveless shirts now. It's like, man, that takes a lot of guts, Mike, to get to that level where you're confident to wear sleeveless shirts. Yeah, and he got a tattoo on his arm, which means he plans to stay that way. And not only that, I'll say this about you, too. Mike D started to embrace his braces a little bit. Because forever, you would just hide your smile. Yeah, now I smile all the time.

Now he smiles all the time. You slowly, there was that shell, coming out of that shell. But the thing is, he's done the work. Like, he's done the work. And he's slowly had that confidence drip. And you slowly get that drip. You slowly get a little more confident. And confidence breeds confidence.

Always. You get a little more, it's like success. You get a little success. You get that taste. You don't even feel failure. You just want more success. Like, the more you can win, losing doesn't matter. It's like, okay, well, I'm going to win again.

and I see that with that dude That's good look man That's why you're my hero I said my hero Mike D went out And so you know I do stand-up comedy shows around the country And Mike D comes out and

Well work and travel And Mike D wants to be funny And he's you know Just funny guy I don't know it Because I didn't say three words To anybody else But I know

Like he's been writing Yeah And so I was like All right Mike D You got to go out You're up You're in like three hours You're going to go open

And you're going to go to 10 minutes before Because I do you know an hour or so. And he had never done standout before. And there were 16,700 people there. Like almost 2,000 people in theater. Sold that show in Cedar Rapids.

And he's like, okay. I knew he'd been riding, though. He was. So you had stuff. I knew. It's not like he was like sitting down to like move with a joke right then. I would never make someone go, okay, you have to write and get up. I knew he'd been writing, but he just wasn't going to pull that trigger on performing.

Because I've been hitting him up, like, you ever want to perform? And he's like, I don't know. And then I was like, okay, you're on tonight. And then he walked out. And he didn't do a full timbre. minutes, but he did the full, like, he went out and just did stand up. And it was the first, I was just like, how did it go? For a first time, I thought it went fantastic. It's never good the first time. But I thought it was fantastic because he had the courage to go do it.

That's the first 10 times of getting out on stage with just a microphone. And he walked out and he told jokes. And how'd you feel about it? I felt good. I mean, it was the longest seven minutes of my life. Once you're up there, it's crazy. And so I'm telling you, the fact, the hardest thing was that first step. Regardless if he went up and told every joke wrong and nobody would have laughed, it doesn't matter. The hardest thing is that first step out on the stage. When you commit yourself to something,

it's not just comedy, it's anything in life. You commit yourself, that's the hardest part. All the rest of it's the work. We can all do the work if we commit to it. I was so proud. I was like, I was watching a kid. I was like, my boy. My boy.

Anyway, I'll grow up. Doing good, man, you're doing good. Robert Bonson. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So who do you think the biggest seller who sold the most albums ever? Hmm.

If I give you some choices? It's going to be the Beatles or Elvis. Okay. Well, yeah, you're right. Elvis in it number one, Beatles in it number two. But I had it the other way around. I thought the Beatles surpassed Elvis, but nope. You know, I think it's probably the options they create to buy as well.

Like if Elvis put out more records in different ways, more number one. Yeah, Elvis had a longer career than the Beatles. Really? A lot of albums, yeah. I would have been convinced either one, but what else you got? Okay, well, a CDR containing finished, unreleased Michael Jackson music, an album that's going to be auctioned off later this month. The starting bid is $50,000. But the winning bidder, they won't have the rights to ever release or distribute the album. So they're paying for it, and then they want that you could just listen to it in their home?

Yeah, there's a guy, the most hate a man in America, the guy who raised the AIDS drug, I never bought it. Oh, yeah, yeah. He bought a Wu-Tang CD album and paid a million bucks for it for the same thing. And no one has it. He can't release it. But it was an unreleased Wu-Tang album. And that's why I was surprised that that was only going for $50,000 because it's Michael Jackson.

That's the starting bid. Yeah, I mean, listen, I wouldn't care. There's a reason it's not released because it ain't good. Oh, really? If it had been really good. We don't have it. Yeah. If it was really good, we don't have that new Microsoft's joint.

So it's one of those things you bought your friends over for dinner. and like you want to listen to some unheard Michael Jackson music. Maybe. But yeah, or maybe that's the role, too. Only you can listen to it. I mean, that's your 30-second skittie. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

The last few days, well, I tell you what happened, so I've been working out. And you're supposed to sweat a lot. I was sweating a lot early when I was boxing. And I work out, like, train with weights and do regular workout for, like, 30 minutes, and I box for 45. but I wasn't sweating that much. And my boxing coach, like, something's wrong with you. So I started, he said, drink pediolite. Like what the kids did.

Babies drink. Yeah. So I started drinking pediolite. It just changed my life. So now you sweat? Now I think I just have lived dehydrated. Just generally I've lived dehydrated. Wow.

And so I would drink a bottle. I've drink a bottle of pediolite a day, one of those bottles that are like, yeah. An entire bottle? Mm-hmm. Wow. That's a lot of pediolite, dude. Yeah. But it tastes so good.

It's like candy. And I looked at it, there's really no sugar. I mean, very, very, very little sugar. And it's like electrolytes. And listen, I don't, I am no scientist. But I felt better because of it. Just my body feels better. And it's probably I'm getting the normal amount of liquid I'm supposed to get.

Yeah. But it's always like drink a bottle of paedialite every day. Wow. And so I've been drinking it. I've been drinking it because I've got to fly later today. But you know they have popsicles? I shouldn't have told you about that. Pediolite Lips.

Do they really? Yeah. Because it's for kids, you know? And I asked him, I said, why does it taste so good? Nothing in life that's that good is good for you. And he was like, well, they make it so kids will drink it. So I don't know the side effects of it. I mean, has it hit me yet?

Okay. Whatever those are? Not yet. But it's pretty amazing. Like, I'm on the Pediolite train right now. Had a whole bottle this morning. Already? Well, I walked in and I was staring at me funny because I was drinking a bottle of.

And he had a little like Pediolite stash, you know, like a Kool-Aid stash. He didn't tell me that. I think a little bit of his sense of whatever that fame is, is inflated. So what did he decided to do to prove it to us is going to these restaurants and just be like, Hey, Chick-fil-A, yes, I am Lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show. I just got done eating lunch. If you want to come take a picture, I got a couple minutes before I've got to be a meeting. I'll be right here if you want to take a picture.

So he's done it twice. Once a Chick-fil-A, one picture. Once at Panera, zero pictures. Zero. I am the one you hear every morning. My name is Lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show. I know it's weird to see a celebrity when you're eating lunch, but if you want to come take a picture real quick before I go home and take my nap,

go ahead and we'll line up single file and just please have your phones ready. How you doing? What's your name? Oh, Caitlin, nice to me. All right, let's take a picture. Yeah, let's do it. Bam, there you go. Thank you. Yeah.

Not everybody at once, but yeah, if you want to line up, don't, don't rush me. What's going on, man? How you doing, man? What's your name? Donald, man. Donald, nice to meet you, man. Let's grab a picture. Where's your phone?

I'm right here. Yeah, let's have that phone ready. Let's take that picture. Boom. What? How many pictures is that? Two. What up? And you guys say the lunchbox name isn't famous.

That yells A-list. Lunchbox is in the house. What up, Starbucks? I am lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show. I know you're sucking down your Starbucks right now. But if you want to get a picture before I jet out, we can take a picture real quick. As long as you don't spill your coffee on me because that's kind of high.

Yeah, yeah, let's do it. How you doing? What's your name? Karen. Karen, nice to meet you. Yeah, let's do a photo. A photo. Let's do a photo.

Anybody else? All right, guys, celebrity out. Celebrity out. How do you feel after your experiment? Man, I feel like I am super famous. I mean, I just went into four random places in the middle of the day, and people were lining up. Did you hear how quick that lady moved her? Light it.

I couldn't get the words out of my mouth. Pictures, pictures. Pictures. Ah, ah, ah, ah. You're a man. That's right. I got that much box name. But you, first of all, A-list, they don't have to announce that they're there.

No. And second, I mean, the old... Sometimes people didn't come up to you. They weren't lining up. In one place, you went, nobody got up. Yeah, you had to, like, yell and remind people, I'm here before I go. I forgot to do the morning corny a few minutes ago. I teased it and then didn't get to...

Uh-oh. That's a new segment. I got to remember to get it in my head. We got to do the morning corny. The morning corny. Why did the man take his clock to the vet? Why did the man take his clock to the vet? Because it had ticks.

Get it? Tick. That was the morning corny. Tick. No, we get it. And then like ticks like I'm a dog. Tell that at work today, especially if you're a vet. Let us know if you're like a vet. Yeah.

Mary in Tennessee, you're on. Hi. Hey, hey there, how you doing? Good. What do you want to say? I just want to say, I call in all the time and ask for Amy's jokes, and I've been sitting in the car for 30 minutes. I'm supposed to be at work right now, but I'm a little late. That's all right.

You're waiting for the morning corny? Yes, I have been. I love Amy jokes. I work at a little travel stop, so I got kids that come in and stuff, and so I tell her jokes all the time, you know, like, you know, what do you call a witch in the sand, you know, the fan, you know, the fan. I got it. Well, thank you very much.

We'll keep it going tomorrow. All right. Mr. Bobby, Bones. Our producer, Morgan, rarely on the air. But she sits on the glass room and just produces away at the show. And she is, how old are you, Morgan, about to turn what? I'm about to turn 25. So she's starting to get that itch to buy a house, her first house.

Oh, wow. And so how, what's, how close you to scratching this itch? I mean, I look on Zillow almost every single day, but I don't think I'm going to be able to to afford one anytime soon here in Nashville. It's just so expensive. So what's your deal right now, meaning you're paying rent, living with a roommate? Yes, that's my situation. I've been living with this roommate for like two, two and a half years now.

Hmm. Why don't you, you can buy a house and get a roommate to help pay for half of that? Yeah. Listen, you know, renting sometimes, depending on your situation, that's money you don't get back. Right. And I have awesome roommates. and my rent's really cheap, but at the same time, I'm thinking to myself, gosh, my twin sister owns a house. She's married.

Don't compare yourself to other people. Just generally, though, in life, you can't. Not all flowers grow at the same rate. They all end up blooming. Oh. So good flowers. You put the working, and they all bloom. How old were you when you got your first house?

Don't compare yourself to me. I just am curious. I just did things earlier in life because I was forced to because I grew up tough. So I was probably 22, about my first time. But I was also doing a morning show. Yeah. Morgan Hines were different. I was the youngest morning show host of, but it wasn't because I've been on a different timetable.

I didn't want to be 15 to have to support myself. I don't want that. So you can't, that's why you can't compare. Circumstances are always different. Well, I still think realistically it's going to be a couple years before I can even afford like the down payment on a home. It stinks. But you could find someone and buy a small. house outside of town because you don't have a whole lot of money.

You can buy something outside of town. A little further away, less of the money. And invest in that. And I'm telling you, anywhere you are, the outside places, start to become the inside places. And hold on to it. And then you can rent that out later and then you get a house closer into town. I'm into you buying something, even a townhouse, even anything. I don't know if I go for a townhouse because I want to share walls with other people.

It doesn't matter. Anything you can own goes up. Money not. Anything you don't own, the money just goes away forever and there's nothing. showing for it. Yeah. Good point. And I've learned the hard way. Listen, I rent you out my place when they got flooded. It's finally, this

week, I finally get to it's just been sitting there. I think this week I finally get to either sell it or rent. Wow. That is crazy. It's been a year. I had a guy that was living next door that busted a water main flooded my entire complex of my condo. Flooded everybody. Everybody had to move out.

That's awful. For a year, I've just sat there and had to pay a mortgage on it. Luckily, I have a good job. Or I would have just been because I was getting sick because all the fumes and dust. Well, and you couldn't sleep because it was like constant instruction. So this week, I think I get to put it and rent it. So what are you going to do? Rent it? I can't Airbnb it because of my condo rules.

But I may rent it. I'd like to sell it and just get rid of it. But I think I'm probably going to rent it. It would be cool if I built into office. But I know I'd never go. I like to build like a studio for the Bobbycaste up there. Ooh, that'd be cool. But then I'd never go.

I like it having it in my house right next to my bedroom. You could put a couple of studios, I guess. Yeah, but anyway, Morgan, I'll tell you what, I'll buy your house. Okay, cool. Are you serious? No. It's an investment. Oh, I was going to say, what in the world? Am I serious? No. I could never be less serious than what I just said right there.

Okay, making sure I was going to lose it. And you thought I was for real. Never know with you. Let me think about that. No, stop. Investment. What's going on, Jason? Not a whole lot. I've got a huge interview today.

for a supervisor position within the, I guess you could call it the federal government. Yeah, how do you feel about it? I'm very nervous. This is, I'm 47 years old, and I've never, up until this job, I've never interviewed for a job before. I've always got mine because of my abilities,

recommendations such as that. This is huge for me. This is, honestly, this is my fourth interview, and of those four, all of them have been with the water treatment division of the federal government on Campeson. So you're calling them because you're a little nervous. Let me talk you a little bit. Let me talk to you. Let me get you in a good spot.

Yes, please. Yes, yes. Listen, I'm not invested at all in you, so I can just, it's why I like to go into a therapist because they didn't know me. They could just give perspective without worrying about feelings. So let me tell you this. First of all, you get nervous because things are worth something. So enjoy the fact. just for a second before you even go into this job,

that it's awesome that you're nervous because you have the opportunity for something right now. So, one, it's awesome. It's awesome that you get to be nervous about something. Because so many times in life, we look to feel. We look to fit. So congratulations on getting to be nervous about something good. Secondly, I'm a big heart rate guy.

I think you act, you react, you think better if your heart rate's down. I always say, Seven Nation Army is my song that I listen to and I got to pull my heart rate down because it pumps me up while putting me in this calm place. So I have this song that I play. I'm a believer in talking to yourself. Out loud. Not just in your head.

We always talking to. We have a million internal conversations with ourselves. Like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. You say to yourself, I'm about to go into this interview. I'm going to perform really well. I'm going to make myself proud.

And if I don't get it, I know I did the best I could do. Say those things out loud. Put them in the world physically. I feel like that, for me, makes a world a difference. Because I internally talk all the time. Right now I'm internally having a conversation about I have a dinner tonight. Who cares, right? Out loud I say things.

But I'm going to say this though, too. When you're in this, I'll give you a tip. You're going to be interviewed. Ask questions. Let me give you the question to ask today. Okay? You ready for this? Yes.

They're going to ask you a lot of questions. Say, hey, I'm really curious, you know, about what your expectations are of the position, all the normal stuff. And then hit them with this. Hit them with this. Hit them with this. They're ready for the bob. You hit them with the upper cut. Would it be cool if I talk to some of the other people that do the same position?

You say that. You say that to him or her or them, you know, multiple people. They're like, whoa. Like, this guy is already thinking about, like, he feels like, this is his job and he's already thinking about, I want to talk to other people who are doing it. Like, catch them off guard with a question where they're on their heels in a good way. Like, this guy came in already ready. So think about that. Like, make them uncomfortable in a way that you feel uncomfortable where they're like, whoa, he's putting me in situations.

I like this. Like he's got initiative. So that's my advice. Go on with that. Keep your heart rate low. Put out there into the physical world, your thoughts, your emotions. Be happy that you're nervous because when you're nervous about good things, that's rare. In our life, we don't get to be nervous about a lot of good things.

So cherish that before you even go in and get or don't get the job. And then hit him with that question during the interview. Be like, hey, I appreciate that. Would it be cool if I talk to some of the people that do the same thing and get their opinion on how I can do a good job, on what they're a game over. Check mark. If they don't already have someone in their mind hired, like a buddy, because it happens sometimes.

If they don't already have that, you have a great shot, Jason. I appreciate the call. Good luck to you, man. I know it's important to you. If it's important to you, it's important to me. So good luck. I appreciate you. All right, there you go.

Kill that. That's what I'm talking about right there. Get it. These two guys on the show, Lunchbox and Eddie, they talk about how much work they do with their yards. They fight over different yard techniques and what you can use what. I don't know. It's a competition.

It's gone pretty far back. He's asked to borrow my... I've asked to borrow his mower. He's asked to use some of my fertilizer. And we're fighting out. I made fun of you because you use fertilizer. You're not supposed to use chemicals. You're supposed to do all natural.

Cheater. Well, I actually do appreciate that about lunchbox. So Amy went and judged the yards yesterday. And she has here a six pack of different kinds of beers for the winter. Yeah. It's an assortment. It's actually a prize. So first of all, she goes to lunchbox's yard.

Okay? So these are like 20 to 30 seconds of her walking around the yard. Let's hear it. Up first, lunchbox. Woo! Relax. Just listen. She's going to talk about this landscaping.

She's like impressed because she's not even going to know the different type of flowers and everything. I have an eclectic taste of flowers and shrubbery. Let's hear what she has to say. Whoa, not going to lie. Lunchbox's yard looks so good. Last time I saw it was overgrown. with this monkey grass situation. I don't even know what this stuff was.

Although his grass doesn't really look like grass. It looks like those little clover things. Anyway, I think there might be something going on with the grass, but it's still cut really nicely. And then the front, like along his little picket fence, there's green bush, like green bushes, purple bushes. And then right when you enter, there's like big old rose bushes. I think these are roses.

I don't know. They're sort of pinkish, purplish. All in all, I'm impressed. Over and out. What would you give the grade? School teacher, Amy, grade in the lunchbox's yard. School teacher, Amy, I got to give lunchbox's yard an A. Wow.

And let me tell you, she missed the hydrangeas that they blew. I know. Hydrogenes. Lunchbox, that part got, I don't know what happened to that part, but I did reference those because I was referencing how they were dead. No, they bloomed a couple weeks ago, so then they go. They're dying. I did say, I think it probably got cut because I said maybe they're just out of season. Yeah, that's what happens.

They're dead. I got an A. I'll take an A all A. An A is hardcore high. Woo! There's still an A plus there, though. And listen, Bobby, it looked good. Yeah.

It's like he knew I was coming. He did. Yeah, he did know. That's okay. The yard had lawn, you know, like if you vacuum your house and people are coming over, his yard looked like that. Oh. Okay, here's Amy going to Eddie's yard.

Eddie, our producer, here we go. Okay, I'm at Eddie's house. Legit. Like, Eddie can't ever say anything. my closet again because this house is humongous. Okay. I mean, and these trees and then, oh my goodness, along the side of the house, there's all these perfectly manicured bushes. Where am I? Whose house is this? This is crazy. Looks like in his backyard, he might have a pond. I don't know. I'm going, he does, what? Eddie's backyard has a pond. I mean, if this is not Eddie's house, then I'm definitely

a creeper in somebody else's backyard. Ooh, I love that tree. Eddie, nice work. Good job. What would you give Eddie? It's the Eddie's house. I mean, where's the lawn talk? I know, right? Like, I keep waiting to hear about the grass. Yeah.

He, like, spends time on his grass. What do you give Eddie? I didn't really see that much grass. There's a lot of grass. Okay. It's Kentucky blue grass, to be exact. Okay. I give Eddie.

Come on. A B-plus. Yeah. On Earth? Yeah. Less than lunchbox? Yeah. Did you hear the teacher?

Don't argue. Don't talk back to the teacher. Something's up. Wow. Why would you go on and on? And I'm just wondering because your voice, I would have said. Because I was just shocked that that was Eddie's house. Like, I was just such as house.

What are you shocked at? Your house. Like, your house is amazing. I'm not shocked at that, but you always downplay like your house. You downplay it. Your house is beautiful. Well, thank you. We take a lot of pride in our house.

Yeah, no, you don't sometimes when you talk about it. I didn't know this. Eddie gave you a false address. That's right. I didn't know. I didn't know. You did me a pawns in my backyard? I didn't know.

What? That's got your house because I thought like, wow, Eddie should really take more. Like, his house is, why would you make me drive? Do you know how far I drove? No, this is irritating. Okay, hold on. Now I had. Now that I think the time I took out of my day yesterday to go out there and do that, I'm a little irritated.

Okay, go ahead. Not going to lie. Go ahead. Like, now that I'm really thinking about it, because when I got there, I was like, whoa, this looks like a really, like, different than Eddie type personality house. Like, maybe like a doctor. or something. Someone smart. Yeah.

So I was like, you know what? This is their family home, their forever home, whatever. And then I was like, there's a pond. And then I was like, I don't know if this is Eddie's house. You know what? What? I took me 25 minutes to get out there and 25 minutes to get home. Amy, you're not?

It's like almost an hour out of my day that I wasn't pumped about going out there to do anyway. And then I got there and you told me your wife is going to be there. And I was like, I wonder if his wife's here. Should I knock? I'm like, hello? I'm like, hello? Is anybody here? So you're walking on somebody's yard. Yeah, and I was straight up in their backyard. That's in their pond.

I was like, might as well been taking a little break at their pond. I didn't know. Amy, I did not know until today. And I almost let you win. But the thing is, is I know how much work, lunchbox put in an house because I see his house all the time. And let me tell y'all, it was awful, like not too long ago. So the fact that it looks so amazing. When I went yesterday, I was like, golly, he worked so hard on this.

And I started to think, Eddie must have just bought his house this way. And he's maintained it. Like, lunchbox didn't buy it that way. Like, he's worked. So that's why I ended up giving lunchbox the high grade. And you know what? I'm so glad I did. Yeah.

Eddie, that's a huge waste of time. Amy, I live right down the street. And I waited on my phone. Like, she's going to text me any moment. Where'd your real house? Amy, you think I would live in that mansion? I don't live in that. That's what I did.

I was so confused. Were you a little resentful that seemingly Eddie was rich? Like, that's crazy that you would think I don't a house like that. I wasn't resentful. I was just, I was like, wow, look at Eddie, you know? You know what I do. I know. What do you mean?

I don't know your financial, I mean, I know some of your financial situation, but I don't know what you and your, I don't know your house. Like maybe you sold another house, so you made money on. Here we go. Let's listen to Amy again, not knowing she's in the wrong yard. Okay, I'm at Eddie's house. legit. Like, Eddie can't ever say anything about my closet

again, because this house is humongous. Lunchbox, you won. Yes. And Eddie sent Amy to the wrong house. And Amy's ticked. That's so funny. I'm not. I'm just like, I need my that hour back in my life, please. I didn't know that, by the way.

There's your beer. There you go. April and Baton Rouge, good morning. Good morning. Thanks for calling. We're good. What's happening? I don't know. I just wanted to call and tell you Thank you so much for Snapchat and my little girl's picture that he drew for you. We were at the Baton Rouge comedy show.

Oh, yeah. So I went and did stand up in Baton Rouge. And Mallory, right? Right. Yeah. Mallory drew me a picture and put in a frame. And I took it home. Did you say I posted it in my house too?

No, we didn't. Yeah, it's up in my bedroom. Yeah, I kept it in my bedroom. I think I may put that into the Insta story. But yeah, so, yeah, it was really good. It's a picture in my head. Drew it. She, 11? 11, yes.

Dang. What in that memory? I'm telling you, when listeners do things for me, I'm always like, this is the greatest. Like, we have the greatest listeners, and they're so thoughtful, so I try to remember everybody. And tell her she's a good artist. Like, it's at my house, so I really appreciate that. She was so bummed, she didn't get to see you, but she got to see Lindsay. And Lindsay said, she's like, I promise I'll

give it to them. And then the next day, she had to see it on my sister's Snapchat. Yeah. She said to tell you that her mom is like Mr. Eddie, she can't get on the internet until she's 18. Oh, no. That's good news. What are you doing right now about head to work? What's the deal?

Oh, yeah, I'm at work now. Yeah, what kind of job you have? I groom dogs. Oh, how about that? You ever get bit? All of the time. I would think that happens a lot, even a non-aggressive dog. If they're just feeling uncomfortable, the instinct is...

Absolutely. Yeah, if someone tried to squeeze my rear end, that would probably bite them too. Me? I would probably say thank you. See, my jokes. Hey, what did you think of my stand-up comedy show? Oh, it was awesome. We had a blast.

You laugh? Oh, all the time, yeah. Yeah, I like to hear. Thank you. Hey, tell Mallory, I said, thank you very much. I appreciate that. And I do have the picture up in my room right now, so thank you for making it for me. Awesome.

I will let her know. Thank you so much. Appreciate you. All right, we appreciate you. If you're in Modesto, California or anywhere near, that's my next stand-up show, which, by the way, I can't announce it yet. I just got asked to do something really cool. Where? Comedy-wise, stand-up-wise.

Oh. Got a call yesterday. And it was like one of those where I'm like, is this for real life? Because people come out like to scout the shows for comedy specials or for- And you don't know that they're there or you do know? Sometimes you know that somebody's there. Okay. I feel like it's what maybe but athletes feel like when they're young.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they kind of know there's a scout in the crowd. And so I did a show and I kind of knew that something was up, but I didn't know where they where whatever, then I got a call yesterday going, hey, we want you to do and it's pretty cool. Okay. I think maybe even Monday I can say. Oh, okay.

So anyway. We can wait. You will wait. Try. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. So here's what happened.

After the show a few days ago, Eddie ate every donut in the box, nine and a half donuts. And so we brought a dozen in and gave them the challenge of eating all dozen of these donuts in 20 minutes. Are we on Facebook Live? You can watch this on Facebook Live. We have a dozen Krispy Kreme Donuts. Eddie, if you win, $100 in cash for you. Yes.

And $100 in cash for the charity of your choice. Yes. You have 20 minutes to eat a dozen donuts. That's a long time. I don't like the way that looks. See, I do. The problem is if I wouldn't have eaten 9.5. half donuts on Monday, this would be

no problem. So at the time right now it is three after the hour. You have until 23 after. Are you ready? I'm ready. Thanks for the coffee, Morgan. No problem. All right. Let the donut eating. Come on, come on. It starts now. A dozen in a box, and Eddie's got to eat all 12 of them in 20 minutes.

And so he's eating. He says he can do it. Question. What? My pace. Like, what am I supposed to be at right now? Well, I think you should eat faster because he's doing a lot of talking. enjoying my donuts. I think part of that is you have to enjoy it. Yeah.

So you just finished your second one. My third. Oh, wow. Wow, look at this guy. Eddie's three donuts deep right now. Just grab my fourth. Whoa. And I have Westrock coffee with me too, so.

Look at that. I go down smoother. I saw them tweet you yesterday. I'll give him a little shout out. It's things like this that's wasting time. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean no talking, got you.

So you go to our Facebook Live, you can watch it. Oh, my gosh. Eddie's trying to eat 12 crispy creams. He said he was hurting, though, after 89 and a half, like for the rest of the day. I felt drunk. I crashed really hard. It wasn't a good thing. But this is for cash.

This is for charity and cash. Yeah. It's six after right now. So you have about 17 minutes. You're doing all right. Thank you. Eddie's eating donuts. They taste good.

You still like them? I think they taste delicious. He had 20 minutes to eat a full dozen. And so where are you, donut-wise? What number are you on? I think this is seven. How do you feel? Loopy.

You do? Mm-hmm. Real loopy. Like, I feel like I'm funny right now. I can tell you goats. Yeah. But I know I'm not. Is that what it feels like to start drinking?

Totally. It's like a buzz. It's like a little sugar in my Dixie Cup. You know what I'm saying? Like in the songs. So if I already eat a bunch of donuts, it says I don't drink. Do it! I could feel drunk.

Mm-hmm. That's interesting. That I could do. Do it tomorrow because it's really the day. What do you mean the day? It's a donut day tomorrow. Oh, I know. I mean, yeah, I don't even know why we did.

But, no, you made a donut day because you ate nine and a half the other day. It's actually been donut week. Yeah. So, yeah, so you're finishing up. Seven. Okay. Eddie's on, we're going to hit this. Hit number eight.

This is my number eight. He's trying to, we're on Facebook Live, Bobbybones.com, find our Facebook page. Oh, my. You think you can do it, huh? Oh, I have no doubt. Yeah. I believe him. Do we have another dozen waiting?

Whoa. If we had more, I would give you bonus money. How much bonus money? Well, it just depends how much you're eating. Oh, like $100 a donut, extra? No, not $100. We'll come back, see if Eddie can finish off the dozen, and then see how he does the rest of the day.

We left a minute ago, and Eddie, our video producer. Oh, he's hurting now. Yeah, it's starting, you can tell it's like lodged now. So we have a box of Krispy Cremes, and the other day, Eddie ate nine and a half of them just because they were sitting here. No other reason. Mm-hmm.

And so I said, hey, you need 12. And if you can, in 20 minutes, 100 bucks. And 100 bucks to charity of your choice. So he's trying to do a dozen donuts. By the way, it started three after. It's now 17 after. Say about six minutes. I have six minutes left?

What donut are you on? This is 10. Wow. That's good, Eddie. Thank you, Amy. Is it physically possible to, like, see someone gaining weight? Like, has it happened. Yeah, my stomach has definitely gotten bigger.

Like, it's gotten bigger. I was watching the hot dog champion, the eating contest. Yeah. And they had a demonstration of like what it would be looked like if everything was going down. And the stomach actually expanded like 10 times its size. So I think that's what's happening. It is because that's like straight bread. Of course.

I don't eat 12 donuts every day. Are you sure? No, yeah, I'm pretty sure. Okay, so what are you at? I have 11 in my hand. You're starting 11. Yeah, but I'm taking my time now. You have four minutes and 30 seconds.

I am. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I'm not brown anymore. I'm going to play. We have a little time. I'll play a little bit of Lanko, Greatest Love Story, because I love the song.

I did too. So just hold on. You eat donuts. Thank you. And we got like two minutes. We'll check in with you again. All right. Do the music.

All right, Eddie had 20 minutes to eat a dozen donuts. Eddie, you have two minutes. And one more donut left. One more donut. You have 11 donuts down. How do you feel? It's getting really hard to put them down now. You have 90 seconds as of right.

That's a minute and a half. Now you have a 90 seconds. Eat one donut. Come on, Eddie. Don't quit now. Just in my mouth? You have to swallow it. Oh, boy, you're in trouble.

Okay. Stop. You're not going to make it. Eddie's trying to eat his dozen donuts in 20 minutes for $100. I like those shirt says, fight grind. Fight grind repeat. Take off our, fight grind, eat, dude. Fight grind eat, buddy.

I'm almost all of it's in my mouth. right now. Eddie, you have one minute. Oh my goodness. You're not going to make it. Stop it. Eat, Eddie. Eat swallowed, buddy. I can't swallow it, dude. Oh, my gosh. Drink the coffee. 50 seconds. Okay, it's all in my mouth.

Good strategy. Good strategy. And now I'm going to start swalling a little bit. You're not going to make it. Stop it. Come on, Eddie. That's the last donut, buddy. Forty seconds. Half of it down. Come on. You have 30 seconds. You have 30 seconds

29 seconds Swallow it That's what Yep One more It's done You have 20 seconds Let's see inside that mouth

Oh my God One more One more swallow You have 15 seconds That's what she's Ah Eddie Eddie

Eddie Eddie Eddie How do you feel buddy I feel buddy? I feel great Do you? No I don't

It hurts He has frosted sugar, whatever, like up his nose, like in his nostrils. Yes, in your nostril and all over your pants. All right, buddy. Hey, can I ask you a question? Sure, bud. As whatever you want. Can I throw this up?

No. No, that's part of the rules. And what do you mean? No, come on. You signed the contract. Did I? Are you ready for here? Here's your cash.

You ready. Here we go. And 20, 40, 60, 70, 100. Why can't you guys count? I don't know. Sorry. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my 100.

And then what about the other one? All you have to do is tell me which charity you'd like for me to donate to. All right, I've got it figured out. Go ahead. Did you feel that. Oh, my goodness. You're disgusting. I didn't mean to do that.

Feed in America. I wanted to feed in America because I ate 12 donuts, so I feel like. What's Feeding America do? They open up food banks all over the country in America. Look at this guy. Yeah. Well, God, that's for a good cause. There is.

Nice for it, buddy. Thank you. Our producer Eddie just ate a dozen donuts and 20 minutes, Krispy creams, and you look bad. What were you saying about my eyes? Even your voice sounds bad. Ugh. Your eyes look bad. I feel like it's trying to exit my body.

And you have no idea what you're doing. You're breaking microphones. I'm going to take you a few days to recover from that action. Okay, we're talking 200 calories per donut and 10 grams of sugar per donut. Like, you're blood sugar levels right now. Oh, boy. You just did basically 2,500 calories. Yeah, basically.

And how much do you need a day? That. Okay. And how much sugar do you need a day? Probably zero. Hey, take a little time off. Oh, and each donut has 11 grams of fat. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Take a little break on. Wow. Just eating. I was a little self-conscious yesterday when I put up that boxing video on Instagram. Yeah. It was just 30 seconds. Because you look at me, for sure, you go, look at that pudding.

That's what I thought people would say. Wait, but pudding? Yeah. Like soft. Soft. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Yeah, I looked at it and be like, oh, I can totally fight him.

I didn't. I thought it was hardcore. It motivated me. I was like, there's bad weather. I didn't think pudding. Your head looked a little wobbly, like. Of you of all, you're the biggest wimp on the show. Wow.

You mean that? Oh, for sure. Like, Lunchbox could beat you up, and he's next to last. Yeah. Dang, I'm next to last? Yeah. I would think he's scrappier than you. Oh.

Like, you were definitely putting in the work in that video, for sure. Oh, now you're changing your game. No, my point was, you don't have to have the best form. You don't have to have the best style. Just put it in the work. Like life. Yeah. Like, it looked like a workout to you.

What it was. Well, I'd done 45 minutes before that, then I got in the ring. But I post on Instagram, and then Amy posted on there, it made her go work out. But I felt like I was making myself vulnerable by putting that out. Why? Just because I'm not a real boxer. And you have people like Eddie. Who's the thing about Eddie?

Eddie gets over and starts complaining on people on the internet. It's like, people on the internet claim they can do everything. Yeah. And then here's Eddie going, I saw you on the internet. I'm just telling you, I thought that. I was like, hey, you didn't look tough. Okay, and that's fair. Yeah.

I thought you did a pretty good job when your trainer would throw those, and you'd move your head pretty quick. I was like, dang. And he stayed in the, like, he didn't jump out of there. He just kind of slightly moved, just a half. And the emojis Bobby used for it was a butterfly and then a bee. Oh. Yeah, move like a butterfly. Sting like a bee.

Yeah, that's it. It's up on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go to the Workout Warrior, our producer Raymond. Raymond, what did you think of the boxing video I put up yesterday? That was pretty awesome. What about Eddie? He kind of said I was a wimpy by watching it. By watching it.

That's what he said. He watched it and he said it looked wimpy. No, you weren't wimpy. I mean, that guy was actually punching at you. You were able to duck and everything, and then you were punching it looked like in the right spots. Eddie, I challenged you to a boxing match. Oh, no!

No, you'd kill me. Okay. You'd kill me, but I'm telling you when I saw that video. like, ah, come on, man. What?

He looks, he looks wimpy. Stop. I'm glad. Compared to like. Honesty's the best. That's how you really felt. That's good.

Just go around, let him punch you one time in the stomach, see how wimpy he is. I'm not a fighter. Yeah, neither am I. I know.

I'm just a thinker and that's what I thought. By the way, we should, as a show and as a rule, not text and drive. I should, I've always said this.

Like, you shouldn't. You absolutely shouldn't. You have to make that conscious decision if your car is moving. Now, Red lights, it's not a few will have to beat me.

And I do text sometimes it stops signs, but I don't text and drive. And you shouldn't because, again, they can do 100 studies, and it shows you it's as bad or worse than drinking and driving because your focus is not on the road, and these cars are vehicles. And it takes one bad spot and you hit somebody, you hit a car, and you could kill somebody because you're trying to send a text or read a tweet. So, Eddie, you've got to stop texting and driving. No, I don't text and drive.

Lunchbox are you? Lunchbox he tattel on you. Lunchbox he titles on everybody. And it wasn't Eddie. I wasn't Eddie? No. Who was it? Oh, it was producer Morgan.

Oh, yeah. I drove next to her for a good. I thought it was you. There you go. You timed how long you were driving next to her? I sat there and drove next to her and I just kept looking over and she was just sitting there driving with her left hand, looking at her phone on the right, just driving down the road, not paying attention. And I wanted to take out my phone so bad.

And I was like, I can't because I wanted to take a picture. So I just marked down the time. And it was between 1130 and 11.31 a.m. A couple days ago. And she is. driving and texting or twittering, whatever she was doing, but not looking at the road and very dangerous, absolutely unacceptable. Oh.

Morgan, our producer, and suit you. Go ahead. I probably wasn't texting or twittering. I was probably emailing and driving. Okay. It's all the same. It's not any better, but guilty. I mean. We have to make it, and even as I say a room, even as the group of friends that listen to the show,

you can't. I know it's because it wasn't a thing forever. Yeah. In some states have laws, some don't. You can't do that because you will kill somebody. Like, I'm serious. You will kill somebody. Okay.

And there's so many things to distract us, like Instagram and... Well, and maps. Like, for me, sometimes I'm like my map, because I don't have GPS in my car or whatever. So I use my phone for that. And sometimes that totally gets me. How can we fix that? I turn the sound on.

Because I Google map everything and I turn the sound on. I'm not looking at that. 300 feet. Take left here. Guys, chill out on the phone texting. Yeah, I can't believe you thought it was me. Lunchbox led me to believe it was you. Why?

I don't know. No, I had to leave a name out of it because Morgan, sometimes if you write her name and the story, she takes the story out. Oh, she doesn't send it through. I think that's probably why I thought it was Eddie. Yep. Good move, lunchbox.

Right, here's the segment. So now let's hear your strong opinion on something dumb. Which is the better cartoon character? Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse? Ooh, Amy. Mickey Mouse? Why? I don't know because I like Mickey Mouse.

I had Mickey Mouse ears and it's going up. That's just the first one of the head. See, I go Bugs Bunny. Why? Because Bugs Bunny had an attitude. Bugs Bunny was sarcastic. Bugs Bunny had his own... Not just, hey, everybody's so happy.

Bugs Bunny was funny. Oh, I like the happiest place on her. earth. Yeah, it's fair. Mickey. No wrong answer. But we all have our opinions. That was a strong opinion on something dumb. Thank you. There's a splash just for good.

In case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, in case. By the way, Amy has a blog up about her hair, if you guys want to see it. Hair tutorial. It's how to do your hair like Amy, I think. The Beach Wave. Everyone's always asking. How does Amy do her hair? And my answer is always, I have no idea. Oh, that's what yours is called the Beach Wave. I was wondering.

I was like, man, Amy's hair looks so good. I wonder what she's doing, but she's doing the beachway. I can't tell her me sarcastic right now. What are you up to? What do you want from her? I just had no idea that it was a special name for her hair. I just thought she combed her hair. Oh, yeah.

I wish. I woke up like this. Yesterday. Today I literally did wake up like this and threw on a baseball cap. But, yeah. I just, the compliment comes out of know what the way is. I know. I'm even, I'm feeling him out.

I'm waiting for something. I'm like, wait for it. Guys, can I not be nice. I mean, come on. I mean, you can. You know what I'm doing at my house? My closet is out of control. And so when I presented it to CMT Awards,

I don't remember the name of the company right, and I'd have to look, but they gave me a card. I know what it is. What is it? The home edit. The home edit. Yes. What is that?

And here's what happened. Coming over today? Not today. But I took a picture of this card and put it on my Insta story. And I was like, hey, look, I presented the CMT Awards. You get this gift bag. It's full of awesome stuff. Swag bag.

They were in it. And they were in it. They come over for free for a couple hours, do your closet. And so they're going to come over. in the next week or so and like completely reshape my closet and I don't know what they were going to do really but my closet can use some work.

It's going to be beautiful. I know what they're going to do and I'm picturing it and you're going to be so happy and it's going to be amazing. I posted a picture of just a card and I had eight people hit me up. Can I get that car from you? I didn't even know what it was. It's called what? The home edit.

The home ad. So they're going to build you a new closet? No, they reorganize it and they put in shelves and you know what happened to them? They just got, these are just two girls from Nashville that are just so cool. and amazing. I stalk them on Instagram, but they're so funny and down earth. But they've, they're so amazing at what they do. Target just named them their official home organizer go-to people.

So on Target's blog, they share tips on how to organize things. Wow. And on their Instagram, they give tips, you know, for people like us that don't have them coming to the house. But you know what? Christmas, birthdays, Bobby, Home Edit, Amy. There's a woman in Georgia who tried to get a discount at the Chick-fil-A drive-thru. Yeah. She said, I'm a federal officer. but she was in plain close. They said, we don't think so. So then she went inside to prove it, and she flashed her badge.

It was a fake badge. It was really plastic-looking, by the way. Oh, man. So after she called the corporate office to complain, like she went three levels deep on this, she got arrested from personning an office. Oh, my goodness. She could have just left it.

Yeah, she could have. That was a random segment about jig fillet. This was not a paid segment. Thank you. There you go. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. So there's that. I'm going to do my closet.

You're about to be organized. Yeah, I guess so. I'm going to give you guys a little, if they call it pro tip, a tip from someone who's a professional and is really good at something. That would be me at being on time. Oh, oh boy.

So I'm going to give you a pro tip about showing up places on time because yesterday I had a really important dinner with a really important person, right? Oh, like how important? Like scale one to 10 important. Important enough people would bid money in an auction to just have

Warren Buffett? Like that It wasn't Warren Buffett But in our industry That important Wow Not an artist So

But it was a very important Dinner And I was looking for Just gonna know the person But I was going And I was like You know what You can't be like

Successful people Aren't late Yeah Successful people That do business Aren't late You have to You have to

You can The more late You want to be in life The more creative You have to be And that good at it Yeah That's how we're creative

anything? Yeah. You're not that creative enough to be late. Yeah, we're successful, but we're just not business. You get about five minutes of your creativity skill. So I can be five minutes late is what you're saying. Without people getting mad at you. Okay. All right. So I go and I'm like, you know what? It takes me like 20 minutes to get to the restaurant. So I'll leave about 45 minutes early because I enjoy being early. I like to be the first one there. Yeah, you do. It shows also that I'm business. Like if you ask me to be somewhere, I will be there every time. And so I get in the horrible traffic. There's a James Taylor concert. Oh, no.

And I'm like, I got there at my dinner was at 5 p.m. I get there. It was all the traffic at 4.59. Got out of the car. I was nervous for you for a second. Leave early. Because that's just how you want to be successful. Doing the little things are what make the big things.

Everybody's always like, I want the big thing. I want to be this big, big, big, big. You have to do the little things in order for the big things to happen. You don't just do the big things. So I had the dinner go. Fantastic. Was he on time? Everybody was.

on time. Oh, multiple people. Okay. I'm trying to figure out what you were doing that. There's a reason that successful people are successful. Okay. Because they do successful things. I'm going to write that down.

They wake up in the morning and they do, they... I wake up. Okay. Question, question. Go ahead. But you say business people are always on time, but... No, no, no. I'm saying...

It shows your business. Shouldn't you be late sometimes? Because that means you're like in an important meeting or making an important business deal and you couldn't break it away? You're late. I'm thinking, okay,

I'm not a priority to him. But I'm in another deal. It doesn't matter. We have set a time. Am I a priority to you? If I am, you will be there on time. Some people are in higher positions and they're always late.

Yeah. And they're probably in that higher position because they're so good. Okay. It's like, for example, the crazy to hot meter with females that guys have. Like the crazier you are.

It's so dumb. It is, but we're idiots. We're imbeciles. The crazy. The easier you are, the hotter you have to be. Oh, okay, I got you. Yeah, like if you're hot, you can be crazy. Yeah.

If you're super high, you can be pretty crazy. So girls, you need to think about that. You need to look in the mirror and be like, how crazy can I be today? How crazy can I show? For sure. Because everybody's crazy. And you know, every day you look a little different. Some days you have hotter days.

You need to monitor the crazy, by the daily. The same way with work. Okay. Like, the more successful you are, the more liberties you can take. Okay. But still, it doesn't matter. You don't just change because you get successful. Successful people do successful things right all the time.

Not all the time because you talk about failures and how they're good for you. I fail on time. Gosh, there's so much to keep up with when it comes to being successful. It stresses me out. Yeah, I know. It's tough to be successful. That's why not everybody's successful. We can't even say successful.

I know. It's good. Everybody was on time. You're so successful. Yeah, everybody. Who are these people you went with? Don't worry about it. Oh, my gosh.

They canceled the biggest loser. How about that? They did? What? I didn't even watch it, but I like to watch the show whenever they would bust through that first picture. I'd watch the finale. I'm such a cheater.

Because you wanted to see the transformation. I don't watch any of it. But they put that picture up of them before and then bust through it and they're like 700 pounds lighter. I'm like, whoa. It's final since 2004. And they canceled it.

But again, they were in a lot of controversy about that show, but listen, it's a TV show. Don't think that it's actually a thing where people went just to get healthy. It's a TV show. The weeks they were there was a grind, and there's no way people can maintain that at home. Yeah, that's right.

And had a good run. 2013 years. Wow. That's crazy. Over to Amy's Pyle. What do you have over there? So get this, I saw this funny Serena Williams story. Evidently, she was so unprepared for fame, you know, when she first started making money. When she got her first million dollar

check, she tried to deposit it at the ATM at her bank's drive-through. They stopped her and told her that she'd have to come inside to deposit it. Dang, like, what's that like? That's funny. Like, really? What's that like? Wow. That is so funny. I know. To have a, bo- here's the thing

though. To have a million dollar check, that's a thing. Meaning with that amount of money, you think that, because I've had to buy a house before. Yeah. For not nearly. that money and they just wire it. I go to the bank and they go, okay, here's a number,

here's a number, here's your down payment. The fact they gave her a piece of paper for a million dollars blows my mind. Pretty crazy. Why couldn't they just wire the money? But then hilarious, I would try to put it in the ATM. Even the bank, I'd have been like,

that's funny. What else you got over there? So Rolling Stone put together a list of the 100 Greatest Movies from the 9th. 90s, which is our wheelhouse. And the number one movie... Hold on, hold on. I like to play that.

Oh, you haven't seen it? Oh, so it's something like... Yes, it's not Pretty Woman. Don't worry. That's 80s, though. Oh, is it? Yeah. Nope, it's 90s. Really?

Yeah, don't challenge me on Pretty Woman. 90s that she hasn't seen? So it's got to be one of those... Yeah, but I think you guys, props have. Oh, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. Oh, fantastic. A movie. That's my favorite movie for years.

No. What? What is it? Reck William for a Dream? Oh, Goodfellas. I've never seen. That's a good movie. Yeah, it's a guy movie.

I haven't seen it. You know what it's followed by? I'll just quickly give you the ones after. Forrest Gump. Shawshank Redemption. It's a stupid list in. Turner and Hooch. For sure.

Dreams? Oh, that's a good one. That's pretty good. Never seen that. The Silence of the Lambs. Yeah. And Pulp Fiction. I've never seen Pulp Fiction.

Oh, Bones, you have to watch that. Oh, I've never seen it. You would love it. Do we have to see it? I haven't ever seen it? Mike D, who is a movie nerd, is standing up disgusted at me right now. You haven't seen Pulp Fiction? I haven't.

And Goodfellas either? No, but you have a roommate that's 20 years older than you, I heard. Yeah. I didn't even know. Mike D. has a roommate, and he lived at the, I thought they were like the same age. Kind of weird. And his roommate, that one's 50. Yeah.

Wow. What do you guys talk about? Yeah. Not a lot. Not a lot. And good for, I don't care how old they are, but I always thought he was your. You might be like, yeah, I'm a roommate just hanging around the house. I just thought he was a dude like you in his mid-20s.

But no. Yeah, almost 50. Wow. Nothing wrong with it. Just a little mind-blown on them. Yeah, me too. Anybody else know that? I didn't know that.

No, that's interesting. What do you guys talk about? You're at 25? Yeah. What do you talk about? He's double your age, dude, basically. I mean, we talk about Civil War, Prohibition.

Music? Music a little bit. Yeah. My mind is sort of alone right now, a little bit. Yeah. And he has a cat. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Mike D over there. What else you got, Amy? Okay, so NFL players, you guys know they're trying to get the, we were talking NBA contracts the other day and making money and how much they make. Well, NFL, they're trying to get that. And Richard Sherman from the Seattle Seahawks, he has a plan. Okay, here's... This could end American football.

Here's what's up with this. I'll give you the reason in a nutshell. Okay, well... Football players' contracts aren't guaranteed. Right. NBAs are. And major league baseball. So you have two leagues that are guaranteed, and they pay a whole whole lot of,

lot more money than the NFL. NFL, you get your money way up front in a signing bonus. And then cut you at any time. Anytime. But here's the problem. What? And here's why this is always probably going to stay kind of the same. Is that players in the NFL, they don't last as long, they get hurt quicker.

The sport is so physical that you can't sign somebody to a 10-year deal when they rip out a leg and can never walk again. Oh, so they don't even really play 10 years? Just don't play football then. Like not everybody's Tom Brady and Brett Farve? Correct. a lot of people are Ray Lewis who played a long time but he played a linebacker position where there's a lot more

there's not as the contract links I know okay anyway but well Richard anyway he's saying that NFL players would have to be willing to strike in order to get these kind of deals so if what if NFL people went on strike that would be crazy sports have struck before many times NFL football American football what would my husband do

probably spend more time just making love Okay, let's go on strike. Yeah. Yeah, but that's why NFL should not have longer contracts. Don't play that sport. Well, but if that's your gifted talent. But they're usually pretty athletic at multiple sports. But there are some Bo Jackson's out there, some Tim Tebow's.

Bo Jackson? Those are the two you use. Bo Jackson and Tim Tebow. She read that in the story. No, I didn't at all. I would have said more like a Dion Sanders. Okay, you made me watch Bo Jackson 30 for 30. Boom.

And Tim Tebow killing him baseball right now. Not killing him. it, but he is playing. He got a promotion. Because the Mets' actual organization was making no money off Tim Tebow in that lower league. But they sell merch. Okay, but... They sell Tim Tebow merch. Like, he's a moneymaker. This is why I should not go into the wormhole of Amien Sports.

No, but it's kind of fun because... I do have a point. No, that also you don't. You're just entertaining and not having a point. One more story. Okay, this is a little tell me something good that I wanted to definitely talk about. This woman's getting married and her groom wanted to say, Get out of something good. Oh, yes, I like that imaging for my pile.

Groom wanted to get a gas minute. He wanted a gift for her wedding, and she had lost a son, but her son donated his heart, and the groom had the recipient of the heart come to the wedding, and she got a, what is what is it they call? Sethoscope, and she got to hear her son's heartbeat on her wedding day. What? That's crazy. I don't think I would want that to happen in my wedding, though. I think that's amazing.

And I like that story at any time other than my wedding day. Oh. I do like the story. Well, it's a way it's her son was at the wedding. Like, imagine not being able to have your son after a wedding. He's not, though. I know. Well, for her, I think it was super special.

I know it's heavy in all the fields. It's so heavy. And I love that idea, period. But it's thoughtful. I don't like it at the wedding. Okay. I love the idea of people proposing to each other, not at somebody else's wedding. I love the idea of all this stuff

Okay, but maybe you just do it at a different time Unless she wanted it unless there was something It was a gift to her It was a surprise That's tough right It's a real tough It's an amazing story Yeah

But I don't think I want that happening in my wedding Yeah Okay Maybe that's my file And maybe that's not the right The PC answer I get it because it could cause a lot of like Tears and crying

Emiss my son But then also wow My son's at my wedding But he's not. Well, his heart is. And then they, I've got to, I can hear it. But wouldn't you believe, though? What?

That he's very. If you're a spiritual person. Yes. That your son was there anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. If that's how you felt, then it wasn't, it wasn't a physical heart that made him be there. Sort of tangible in a way.

Yeah. I understand everything you're saying. Okay. I'm just talking through my head. I know. I'll take it the next day, please. Okay. Not as a wedding.

On the honeymoon? Here's your son. Let me finish the honeymoon and then. Heck and show. What's up is tomorrow Aubrey Sellers comes in. I love Aubrey Sellers. Music, she's cool. Like, she's just cool.

I'm a fan. She's the entire country record, all electric guitars. What I'm not going to ask her, because I know she gets ass all the time. I won't want to ask her this. I probably won't even mention it tomorrow to her. You know, she's Leanne Womack's daughter. Yep. And she, to me, is, musically, isn't Leanne Wilmax's daughter.

Like, she's her own thing. But it's fun Did you not know that lunchbox? How would I ever know that? She doesn't have the same last name. Ada boy. We've talked about that, but... Yeah, we've talked about it.

Yeah, he doesn't listen to everything. That's right. No, I listen to everything, but I don't retain information like that. I only retain, like, people who tried out for American Idol in 95 and things like that. That show wasn't on 95, but it's so cool. Aubrey Sellers and Tomorrow. Dance Party Tomorrow. It's going to be good.

I hope you guys check out the Bobbycast. It's a podcast. A little show I do from my house, Kit Moore, Karen Fairchild, Zach Crowell, who produced The Body Like a Backroad, all it wrote the Sam stuff, a lot of Sam. It's up, and other than that,

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