The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Chair From Garth Brooks Arrives & Bobby Prank Calls Amy’s Dad Using Granny Voice

Episode Date: June 29, 2017

Bobby gets his chair from the GOAT, cranky Amy exposed and Bobby prank calls Amy's Dad Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The charger and everything. Yeah. Hey, come on the studio. Money. TSA found a 20-pound lobster in a guy's bag. guys going through the airport with a lobster TSA administration shared

a photo of a massive lobster and a checked baggage Yeah but you can do that You can take lobsters Yeah cool Still 20 pound lobster in a bag It's pretty funny Like you find it

And you're probably like What the what the what the dog And then you have to probably look it up And see if it's legal Because I'm assuming that's not covered In day one of TSA class Yeah But it is in the rule book

It is It has to be in a clear Plastics spill proof container. It says, I cannot speak to any airline policies, but TSA has no prohibition on transporting lobsters. Wow. 20 pound lobster, though. That's a big one. That's quite the large

lobster. I wonder about market. I'm always scared to order, MKT, VLE on the menu. Market value? Oh, yeah. And I'm always embarrassed to ask, because sometimes I like a little lobster claw or crab claw. Do the lobster dev claw? Lobster, yeah. Yes, they do. And I was like, man, but it says market value. So how much is market?

Yeah, so I'm always... Mickville. If you have to ask. What do you do that? I'd like the lobster Mickville. How much is the McAvilloo? They just make up the value based on how you look. Oh, you think so?

Absolutely. Fantastic theory. Whenever you're at a restaurant, they put market value. What? Depending on the customer, if you're dressed in a suit, the market value is a lot more than if you go in there in a T-shirt and jeans. Now, I disagree with you, but I think that's a fantastic theory. Oh, absolutely.

I've never thought of that, and I don't. think that's what really happens, but I've never heard that. And if that's a Luntbox original, you should keep that one. That's a fantastic theory. No, I really believe that. That's why you want to go in and have two different people ask at two different tables. I bet you'd get two different prices. Wow.

I bet you don't. We should try that sometime. Absolutely. Like, a lot of it means like that's the greatest thing I've heard from you in a long time. Wow. Okay. Like in years. And you've said funny things, but I've never thought.

And I try to theorize on everything. Like, what's the way around this? Never thought about that. We should try that sometime. Okay. You don't like that? You think I'm crazy? Oh, we think you're crazy for sure.

I don't think you're crazy, but I just don't, I don't see restaurants doing that to people. So we send you in and overalls and Eddie in the suit. I love it. Two different tables. You'll get a different price. Oh, this is the greatest segment ever. Let's do it. This has potential to be one of our best.

Wow. It's like the Bobby Bone Show undercover. And I'm sure there's an app that has the real Muggeravlo. Undercover Merg. Yeah, that's the name of the bill. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Now let me tell you story.

Caden Wilson, a little boy in Houston, he said, hey, listen, I don't want to have a birthday party. This is 7th birthday. I don't have a birthday. I don't have a birthday party because I just don't think anybody's going to come. I don't have a whole lot of friends at school. Oh, man. So it was just him saying it. They didn't have it, and then nobody showed up.

He's like, I just don't think it's a good idea. So his mom's like, okay, I'm going to reach out to this cop. This officer has a big social media following around town. And so he put the thing on his webpage, his Facebook page. and so strangers donated desserts and cakes for a party and then someone else covered the cost of the party and then 200 people showed up at the party at Urban Air Trampoline Park because they were like, yeah.

Oh my gosh, that's a wild. That's a big part. That's a bigger than any party I've ever had. Bigger than my wedding. That's like a rave. Just getting had a birthday rave. Yeah, so you know what? Obstor Tommy Norman in Houston. That's pretty cool.

I like that. I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Three stories. It's producer Raymond, the Department of Homeland Security, announced it's implementing new enhanced security measures

for all flights coming into the U.S. for more screening on electronics and vetting of passengers. In weather news, multiple tornadoes touched down in Iowa. Luckily, no injuries have been reported. And finally, in Kentucky at Murray State University, there was a gas leak. It led to an explosion at a dorm. A local hospital treated one person.

Everybody else is okay. Rob Lowe says, He's seen Bigfoot. And they're going to hunt for it. It's a new A&E show called The Low Files. Get it. And it's not a, like, a joke show, they say. It's him and his sons.

Yeah. And I saw this, too. The thing is, saying you saw Bigfoot is like saying you saw an alien. It's even like saying that you died and came back to life. You can't really prove they didn't. Yeah. And you can't say whatever you want. And I can't go, I know for a fact that you didn't.

So you can write a book on it. You can do a TV show. which they are yeah so that would be interesting I won't watch it but I would just think if there was a big foot

that we would have found it by now however to be fair there are parts of the world where there are complete like for lack of other term towns communities of people that are undiscovered

that have never seen the light of day as far as civilization like what we have yeah we are like never they've never come out of there and so I just I'm not feeling it

especially with It's like, no, I saw Bigfoot in Wisconsin right outside of Madison. Like, shut out with that. No, you did it. It's going to be in some rainforesty part of the world that we really haven't been into yet. It's not going to be in Paducah. Yeah. Or is it?

Shout out. Yeah. Eddie and I love shouting out Paducah. Because no one else does. Yeah. And we're not even in Paducah. And one time we drove through it and we stopped just a Snapchat to filter. That's right.

Paducah. Shout out. We had shout out so many times about Paducah that we finally saw it. Shout out Paducah. Shout out. Hey, get ready. Are you ready for this? Bam, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

Ready. I got a good. Tell me something good. Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? I didn't know what you were doing. Yeah, now I get it. Are you ready for this?

Oh, boy, we shouldn't do that together. It's like, yeah, yeah. A fifth grade class who had been talking over FaceTime with a U.S. Army sergeant who was serving time in Afghanistan because they were like, we want to give back. He just showed up their classroom. What? It was supposed to be their last virtual visit with him.

Yeah? Oh. And they were like, oh, we can't connect him. And he shows up. That's cool. I get it now. That's cool. And he brought him candy.

And he was like, thank you so much for talking to me while I was overseas. Let me ask you this question. We ready for that? Dun, da, da, da, da, da, da. Okay. You're missing a beat. I know.

I'm missing lots of beats. It happens. Yeah. Amy. So two women that were pen pals for 71 years finally met face to face. They started riding each other in 1946. What? Wow.

Yeah. Then they got to meet over Skype. Then one of them hopped on an airplane, never had flown before, and got to meet her pen pal in person. How was that? Was it a real person? I said it was a catfish. I have the exact quote here. Geriatric.

Coming next week on MTV. No, it was really. real. That would have been some crazy catfishing that started in 1944. That was hardcore. The most hardcore catfishing story of all time. It took 71 years. Old person catfish. She described it as a marvelous adventure.

Do you know when Ray's laughing at something is funny? Because Ray, our producer, stands behind me. Never laughs at a thing. He's like the guy that stands up front of the palace. Yeah, you can't make them laugh. Yeah, you can't make them laugh. Yeah, they don't even blink, did they? I don't know. Which I thought blinking was involuntary, but they don't do it.

have to blink. No, they don't. I don't think. Lunchbox? They have to blink. No. Okay. Amy.

No. They're super cool. Okay. Lunchbox. There's this 37-year-old woman in California. She was 38 weeks pregnant. She started having chest pains. Goes to the doctor and finds out she has a life-threatening heart condition.

If she would have gone into labor, it would have killed her. So they were able to do a C-section, six-pound baby healthy, mom healthy. Well, chest pain saved her life. Dang. How about that? There you go. That's good news. Let's tell me something good.

We ready for this? Bump-b-b-b-b-dun-d-da-da-da-la. These identical twins, Dylan and Corey weighed over 400 pounds each. And so they were like, let's lose weight. So together they've lost about 400 pounds combined. Wow. First thing they did was cut soda. You guys think I'm playing on it?

I love Coke. Coke is called classic. Love it. But I had to cut soda. it because it's not good for you. Maybe in little doses, and not even a cheat dose. If you decide to have some, just have some. You know me, don't like cheat days.

So, it lost 400 pounds. I'd like to say this. I can elaborate. Tomorrow, I'll be giving a summertime award to one of the members of the show. Could be any of you. Oh, wow.

Someone on the show deserves it. You know, we check out for a few days for July 4th, the Monday. Tomorrow I'll be presenting the first ever summertime. Bobby Boneshow's Summer Time Award. What qualifies the winner to... Being amazing.

Okay. For the summer? For all leading up to the summer. It's like a mid-year award. Wow. Tomorrow morning. I'll be doing that. Yeah.

Wonder which one of you have you. Oh, wow. Yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Carrie Underwood has been working on the new Sunday night football opening sequence and says that it's full of surprises. One big change is Carrie's long.

hair is back. Did you see the picture? And I saw people talking about it. Those are extensions, right? As someone who just know a little bit about hair. Those are extensions, right? No, no. It's totally. Like, some people are like, wow, Carrie's really been growing out her hair. I wonder what supplements she's been taking. And I'm like, it's called extensions. Okay. I thought so too.

Her husband, Mike Fisher, even posted a comment on her Instagram, which is super cute. He's like, holy smokes, I'd marry you. I saw her, and I was wondering why I thought her, I saw Carrie at the hockey game two weeks ago. Uh-huh. And her hair wasn't long. And then I saw the I was like, yeah, it's like extensions.

Yeah. I mean, girls are tricky like that. All right. So someone counted up how much coffee the characters on friends drank, and Phoebe drank the most with 227 cups. Not quite sure who has time for this, but she also spent the most $408. Rachel drank the least, $138. Well, inflation, that $400 is like $3,000 now.

That's like two weeks of coffee at Starbucks. It did spend a lot of time at the coffee shop. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. Bobby Bones show Bonehead This story comes to us from Daytona Beach, Florida. A 20-year-old man was arrested after he stole a 36-foot boat from Arena,

who was driving it around, and wasn't paying attention, and boom, he beat the boat. Oh my goodness, right up on the sand. Wow, it is straight up on the sand. And so he was arrested. No way to get away. He's like, oh, yeah. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.

So what happens before the show is Amy and I sit in my office and we record all these station liners and we'll do commercials and pretty much just boom boom. And sometimes Amy gets a little cranky. It's early. Uh-oh. Oh, I get cranky? Yeah. Okay. Or you get cranky.

Well, I just have audio here. Oh, great. Uh-oh. I have a... You do not. I haven't heard this happened. You do not. What?

You have audio? Of you just getting a little bit cranky. Oh. This is Amy doing the commercial? No, no. commercial like a station event and she messes up and I was like no it's this and she's like I got it okay I just remember experiencing it

I haven't heard it back here we go 321 admission is free plus there's going to be prizes over 30 minutes let's start over sounds like you're reading it plus prizes over 30 minutes including your shot every 30 minutes doesn't say every I know but I can tell just by knowing what it should say

hey it's Amy from the Bobby Bone Oh wow Doesn't Beyonce over there What It was a typo. It said, ever. Don't say.

Wow. So you guys have a lot of fun in there. Sometimes she has short views with me. Sometimes me? Yeah. Man, I really wish I could collect some audio of you. Oh, do you? Yeah.

Next time I will. I'm my sneaky recorder. Well, there's that. I just wanted to play that. Man, the only audio I hear is you being grouchy. I know. I was. Well, Bobby was already, Bobby told me to quit talking to him.

No, this is what happened. Amy just, I got a work to do. I walk in. See you guys work to do and I'm trying to have fun and just talk to him about fun stuff. I have stacks of papers. Stacks on stacks and I get hours of stuff to read. And then he just goes, quit talking. No.

I'm not body of though. Amy starts talking about some asinine thing. I don't even know. Asinine. She's like, have you seen the new knees on Jonathan Taylor Thomas's girlfriend? And I'm like, what are you talking about? Stop talking. and then I go back to recording commercials.

Yeah. And then I'm like, fine. I guess I'll quit talking. I mean, I literally, he just like made me quit talking about life. No, not life. Something dumb she read. This is, this is, man. Oh, I don't have audio of yours.

And you just said what I was saying was assonine. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you talk about that phone. Who says that word? Who uses asinine? You all need to go on a co-host retreat or something. We need to do the opposite. We need to go on a detreat.

We need co-host counseling. Yeah. minutes. Just start over. What? Sounds like you're reading it. She's already upset. What?

You know what, though? It did sound like I was reading it, so I was glad you had me start over. Plus prizes over 30 minutes, including your shot. Every 30 minutes. Doesn't say every. I know. I can tell just if I know what it should say. Hey, it's Amy from the box.

I should start. I love it. Yeah, because we don't have time to waste. If I were to like, go off on it, Bobby, be like, Amy, no talking. Don't talk about stupid stuff. You're asinine. It's asinine.

Golly. Welcome to the show. Oh, man. Happy Thursday. Hour number two. If you go to IHeart Radio or you go to iTunes and search the Bobbycast, I had Cole Swindell over at the house, and Cole

was talking about writing, this is how we roll for Florida Georgia Line. The shooting bullets at the moonline, Luke had said it in his show, and Brian asked him, like, you think you should ask? I'll ask him, I don't think he's going to come over here and write, but I'll ask him. He came over and listened to just a little bit we had, and he finished it, and

they got to sing it and I didn't get to sing it I just got the song writing credit so I've been introducing myself to Jason DeRuller ever since like hey man I wrote that song too with them but we'll talk about that later I'm the guy with my initials on my hat so we did an hour just hanging out talking and search Bobbycast

Cole Swindell was over at the house I mean when we played him this me and Michael Carter wrote this when we played it for him it wasn't even to pitch it to him it wasn't to see if he would record it and we just wanted him to hear my voice on it to see what he thought this is Cole talking about roller coaster for Luke Bryan he freaked out drove his

straight over to his producer's house. And me and Michael are sitting there like, what is going on? That feeling is, that's a one-of-a-kind feeling when somebody you've looked up to is about to, I mean, is freaking out literally over a song like you've never seen him. There's a new TV show, Lunchbox, is excited about, because he loves teen mom.

Yeah. Loves it. He has a crazy fascination with pregnant teenagers. That being said, there's a British version of the show. Yeah, it's coming to MTV, July 10th, teen mum. Oh, Teen mom.

Yes. I love it. Exactly. Yeah, you just said you'd love it. I know. I love saying mom because that's how my kids say my name, but I don't know that I, more pregnant teens. He loves weird.

He loves 16 and pregnant. He loves teen mom. He loves pregnant for no reason. How did I get pregnant and I'm a teenager? All these shows he loves. I did not know I was pregnant. Yeah. And I'm a teenager.

That has to be part of it. I mean, it's going to be weird because. Because they're going to, I think they're going to already have kids, so I'm not going to know them going through pregnancy. I'm just going to know them as teen mom. Oh, does that bother you? Yeah, because 16 and pregnant, you kind of get to know them and see their situation. Teen mom. You fall over a bond.

Yeah, you're just going to jump in and have to learn their kids' names and all about their personalities right then. And they're overseas. A little further away. Yeah, a little further away. So probably not going to run into them at book signings and things like that. Oh, dang into them at their book signings. You mean go to their book signing and wait hours like you did? Yeah.

I mean, oh, but get ready. Set your DVRs. Teen Mum, MTV. Up at BobbyBones.com, Kelsey Ballerini's new video legends. It premiered up there today. BobbyBones.com. Video's really good. I didn't see it until last night.

On my Instagram, you can see, I was FaceTime with Kelsey. She was like, go watch my video out. And I was like, okay, whatever. And then I watched it. And I was like, that's really good. But anyway, just go watch it. Bobbybones.com. I watched it.

Good, huh? Yeah. But where is she? Because that is amazing spot. I need to go there. She did Big Sur. Big Sur, yeah. What is that? I don't know. I've never been there either. I just know it's Big Sur. I read the story. I'm like I'm cool. I think it's in California. I know it's in California. Oh, it's in America. I thought it was called Big Sur. Yes, it's in America. I thought it's called Big Sur. Whatever. Yeah, Bobby Bellens.com. Thank you. Jackie and Pennsylvania. Good morning. Hey, good morning. Hey, thanks for calling. What's going on? I have a huge licensing exam that I have to take in about 45 minutes

and I was calling to see if I could get the Seven Nations Army. Oh, yeah, you need that. Remember this. Mind right up, heart rate down. I know my heart rate is like... I know. I know. Remember.

Mind right up. Heart rate down. This is the song you listen to. You get you pumped up without getting you too pumped up. I'm going to fight a nation army couldn't hold me back. this Jackie. Repeat after me. I, Jackie. I'm right back. Got this. Got this. Yeah. Lined right up, heart right down. Good luck. Knock it out. Are you prepared? Yeah, I feel like I'm really prepared. I did really well in my schooling. I've really studied hard, but this exam costs like $500 and it's, it's

what I need to become a licensed professional, so it's just a huge career move. And you're nervous, right? Oh, yeah. And why are you nervous? No, because it matters. That's why. Being nervous is awesome. That means it matters. It does.

In life, we search for things that matter. You're nervous because it matters. Now I go knock it up. So repeat after me. All right, Jackie. Aye, Jackie. Got this. Got this.

Yeah. Go do it. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Call us back. All right, bye-bye. I'm like Tony Robbins of annoying radio people. Just yell at listeners. I was little nervous yesterday

I had to go up and I don't get nervous performing but I had to do I had to introduce someone very big in the music industry at a real formal charity event like I had to throw on clothes basically a suit at work yesterday and so I had to go up

and they don't bring me up to just read notes they bring them up the line let's bring Bobby if you probably do something funny the zany guy Let's bring up the guy who tells the jokes. Let's bring it up together. So I go up and I wrote. And so, the rooms are always so different because it was really high-ranking industry, people.

And I walk up and I have a joke at charity events where people wish to donate a bunch of money. And you can tell if they laugh how warm the room is going to be. And it was a podium on a small island. And so it was already not the best environment. Oh, you were an island? An island like stage. Like island stage. Yeah.

Okay. I know. I go up and I. And I'm just like, all right. More than rich people. Let's lo, let's go. I was like, we're working now. You're my people.

And I was like, you know, they wanted someone who the music community loves and adores and is super respected by all in Nashville. And I was really excited when Luke turned it down. And they were like, ah! And so then I started nail them. Jab, jab, left. Jab, jab. Got them?

So now you do like boxing, like, analogies. Now I'm a boxer. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I'm boxing. Now his jokes jab people. I'll tell you. I was pretty good yesterday.

Like, I'm warming up. I got Fort Wayne tomorrow night. Back on the road. Fort Wayne City of Rapids. It was kind of my getting back into comedy. You know, I've been off the road from. So you felt good? Oh, I hit it pretty good yesterday.

It's a tough environment, too. Do you get any feedback from people? Yeah, like this. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh. It's all the feedback I need, man. It's the laughter. Never going to get it.

About 50% of people have one of these in their home. Still. Still. Let me go to Hardy in Georgia. Hardy. Hey, man, what's going on? You tell me, buddy. What are you thinking it?

Half of people have one of these in their home. I say a pet. Oh, a pet. I'm going to correct on that one. Amy, I'm coming to you. They have a landline phone. Ooh. That's a quality, yes.

No, lunchbox. I have an answering machine. Dang, you have to go on old school. You said the word still. Yeah, you said still have it. Katie, you're on the air in Nashville. How are you? Great.

How are you? I'm good. What are you thinking about this? I'm thinking it's probably a microwave. Nah, not a microwave. I need way more than half a bag by the eye. Yeah, probably like 99. I was heating up plastic popsicles yesterday in a microwave.

What? What? Why would you heat up a microwave? I mean, a popsicle. Because it's too cold. So I knew you wouldn't like that. Just put it outside. I've never heard of anyone microwave with a popsicle.

It's too frozen. That doesn't even make sense that you do that. It does too because then I had it. It was perfect. And it was in a plastic container. There's so many things wrong with this right now. It tasted so good. I like that plasticy taste.

I love carcinogenics. I like a freezer burn plastic popsicle. That's gross. What do you think, Eddie? 50% of people. I'm going to go a coffee maker. Oh. Hit me.

Hit me with a bell. A coffee maker. Way more than 50%. Angela and Virginia Beach. You can have something similar than a coffee maker, right? We don't have her. Angela? Yeah, she had Kyrig, but she's not there.

I'm going to give Angel one more shot. Angela, are you there? Okay, I know. If it's right, you both get the prize. If it's Gehrig, then they are doing some business. We get a mystery prize? Oh, it's better than that. All right.

Oh, you tricked us. Come on. Let me tell you, we get a lot of calls from Virginia Beach, and sorry she couldn't come on. Nobody got it. I'll take one more call. Hello, Brittany and Austin. Hey, how are y'all? Good.

What you got here? What about like a wax warmer, a candle warmer? Not half of people. What? Let me give you guys one more shot? Yes, please. About half people say they have at least one of these in their house I'm gonna wrap up this

Never Gonna get it here About half people said they have one of these in their house You're on the air Kelly in Richmond Virginia Hello Hello What you're thinking about this Oh I think it is a gun or a weapon of some sort That's not right but I wonder in this room I have guns

Amy yes Eddie Yes you do Lunchbox Just a two on my body Oh, your arms. Yeah. So that's 75% here. Yeah.

That's more than 50%. I think we though are probably more than normal, like city, big city folk. Yeah, but I also have an African spear. Okay. Okay. Eddie's son is a ninja turtle. Yes, swords. Well, I'm just saying that's my weapon of choice if you intrude on me.

Okay. I'm going to beat you up my fist in. If you pull an African spear, I'm just going to move my head, dodge it, and then beat you up. Yeah. Well, I'll take the spear, and then my husband's going to go, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Oh, you didn't mention he was there. He doesn't need a gun Oh, yes he does

He doesn't need to speak I'd be like whoa whoa Oh stop All right half people Amy got to guess Yeah I do A boom box No the answer is a VHS tape

Half people still have a VCR tape Wow My parents still have that I don't have a VCR But I have the tapes You do? Yeah That's all they're saying

I pretty woman Dirty dancing Do you have still magnolias No Oh Poser All right there we have For us guys

Sometimes it's difficult because sometimes we don't notice things and if like a wife or a girlfriend comes in it goes hey you know something new about me and we're like oh no I hate that it's tough because if we would have we already said something so I don't make to do this TV

but do you guys know something new about me today come on just lick me over it let me stand up here I think I got it let me stand up here let me get look at me I'm just stand here what do you notice? Like a that what do you notice new about me come on

your sweatshirt Oh a new sweatshirt no that's not right You have more of your Walmart shorts No these are more well Yes, these are more Walmart shorts. But no. Nothing? Did you shave?

No. New glasses. You got me. You got a nose job. You know what? We've been together so long. You guys don't even notice the little things anymore. You got your new tooth fix.

Face lift. I got a new tooth. That's right. Come on now. Yeah. My tooth was missing. How are we supposed to see that? Because I know.

You're just supposed to know. Do you not pay attention to my life? Yeah. Okay. Who's your friend? Amy, that is what we feel. like sometimes. I just wanted you to experience that. But I mean, I got it. I know, but really

it was almost impossible. Whatever, y'all would never get it. Y'all would be like, well, they didn't, they guessed face lift. Come on now. I went to the dentist and I was, I've been missing a tooth for nine days. Nine. And so I got a new tooth put in yesterday. How's it feel? It feels amazing. Really? My tongue's not always in the hole. For listeners that don't know

where this tooth is missing, it's in the very back. It is not like the front tooth. Yeah, it's a molar. But it's the biggest tooth. There's no way we would notice that. We would never see But I mean, I did. But I'd always do this. My tongue would be, baby, the whole show, be like, what? No, you didn't sound like that.

It's a celebration. Hey, congrats. The dentist got fit for a new mouth guard yesterday. Because that one new tooth? Yeah, because if it fits off a little bit, it doesn't fit right. That's true. I have not been wearing mine so rebellious. Or lazy.

No, it's not lazy. Yeah. No, I'm being a rebel. No, you're not. You're not doing it on purpose. You just forget. Anyway, thank you for noticing. Got new two, did it?

Tomorrow, by the way, this is a big deal. What? Tomorrow, I award the mid-season MVP of the show with a big award. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. There's one of you that I have deemed mid-season MVP. Wow.

Okay. What do we get if we win? Let me just say that it's something pretty valuable. And it's a literal thing. Really? Really? It's something that I bought. It's ordered.

It's here. but tomorrow I'm awarding everybody else. Somebody on the show is midseason MVP. Who you think it is, lunchbox? If I know you, you're going to surprise us all and you're going to give it to me.

Surprises us all. I think that's how you're going. I mean, that's just, yeah. You wonder if I think you'd pick second place? I think you would go with our man in the glass room, Ray! So you then Ray. Yeah, I think that's.

That's how it's going to be. It's going to be a close vote, but... There's no vote. It's just me. Oh, well, I mean, in your head, you're going to be like, man, it could be either one of those guys, but you're going to lean me just because they got brought it a little harder than Ray has. Let me say this. The person is going to love, love the award. What?

Because it's quite the prize. Yeah. Come on now. Tomorrow, mid-season MVP is crown. And you get to keep it? Yeah, it's something I bought. Wow. Oh, yeah.

And forever. Yeah, and forever. You have to pass it on whenever. somebody else gets named? It's forever yours. Wow. Cool. Tomorrow morning.

Eddie, who you think it to be? Me? Of course. I'm a hardest worker on the show. Me. Yeah. Interesting. Does the prize have wheels on it?

It's another new car. Deng it. Raymond in the classroom, who do you think it'll be? I'm definitely going with Amy because she did her new cooking show and her podcast, and she's just all over the place now. Okay. There you go. Lots of guesses.

All right. Well, I didn't get to guess, but fun. Yeah, but. Okay. I'll keep my guest to myself. It's fine. I do think, and I'm not kidding, that I'm not good at impressions, but I think I got the old lady impression down.

You do. I think I could call somebody. Be like, hello, excuse me, sir. I'm just looking for a little new walker from my back. Let's do it. They'd be like, excuse me, old lady, I help you. Because I don't do impressions very well. Even like my Arnold's like, I'll be bonk.

It's not very good. I'd like, excuse me, I've lost my kitten. Have you seen her? Her name's Fluffy. She's 17 and she has a cataract. And I think I could probably fool someone with that. Maybe we try someone at the office because you can't really prank call legally. You can't call Luke.

Brian? Yeah. But we can call people we know. I love you. I love that song where you shake it. For me. Yes. Yes.

Let's call people we know like that. I know you shake it for a lot of people, Luke. But for me, I, oh, it made me feel Randy inside. Yes. Do it. Yeah, do it. Let's do it. I haven't felt Randy since the roaring 20s, Luke.

He'd be like, oh, my. Luke, back in the day of the big band, we used to always put our fingers in the ear and weave them round, but I haven't done that since catfish dinner, Luke. Oh, no, dude. I think I'm going to have to work on that. Who can we fool with my old lady impression, Ray? Is there anybody in the office?

I can just call straight up. I know it's early in the morning. brother, I've already been in this chair. What's a real saying? Ray's not even listening to the show. Ray's doing impressions of other people in the office. Careful, you got to be careful with that mic. Dude, I just turned the mic up and I was listening to you guys in the classroom.

I'm always ready for hot. Yeah, you're not. Like, who can we call and I try to see if my old lady impression works? Because it's illegal to call in someone. I know. We could call my girlfriend when she's at work. Yeah, but will she know? Is she listening right now?

crap if we called her cell phone now she'd know the number wouldn't she? No she wouldn't She wouldn't No And she'd answer it too

Okay so In like a minute 40 Because right now If you hear this part of the show You're hearing the whole show Some stations don't hear the whole show Some stations are probably happy They don't hear the whole show

Because they have to say Where we talk about What segments are coming up We plan it out live Yeah yeah We're planning live We're gonna plan a segment live Um

Yeah let's call your girlfriend But don't let it I want to see it ring so I can pick it up live. Okay? So have that ready. Minute 20 or so. We're going to try to call. I'm going to see if I can fool her with Mildred.

No, Gertrude. Gertrude. Excuse me, it's Gertrude. And I've run out of gas on my 63 Oldsmobile. Is that even a thing? No. It's not a thing? A 63 Osmobile?

No, it's not going to be still running. Neither people thought I wouldn't be running either at this age. 87. I'm 91. You're 87 Osomobile. Okay, we'll try her in a minute. Or Buick. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.

Speaking of old ladies, someone sent me Golden Girls Mad Libs. Cute. People who send me all this stuff for being in the Radio Hall of Fame and it's so kind of them because they take time, they go to the post office

and they put a stamp on it and they mail it. It's crazy. And then not only that, someone sent me a bunch of Arkansas raised about gummy bears, like sweet-tart gummy bears? What?

The whole box of them. That's amazing. I'm going to take them to Fort Wayne with me tomorrow. Pass them out to everybody. If you're in Fort Wayne, I'll be there tomorrow night. Bobby Bonescom.

Maybe I'll bring Gertrude out to do a joker too. You get a gummy. You get a gummy. I can't eat the hearties anymore, so I just eat the gummies because I'm missing my teeth. You know, they don't make them like they used to. Man, there may be something here. Is this like Medea, Tyler Perry?

We should start working here. Yes, this could be your Medea. It was like I feel it. Okay, we're going to try to call Ray's girlfriend. I'm determined that my old lady impression is really good. And hold on, hold on. And we're going, go. Go, go.

Go, call it. We can't, this is Raymond's girlfriend. As soon as you put it on hold I'm picking it up. Your call forwarded to an automated voice message. Does she blocked a call? It's an old lady. How could she block?

She must have thought it was like a sales call. Hey, try one more time. Because if someone calls twice, usually I answer, I'm like, oh, it must be an old lady in distress. That's the sign of an old lady in distress. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm picking it up as soon as it goes.

On hold, I'm picking it up. Things I can't dial out. So I have to wait for them to put it on hold. To pick it up. Here we go. I think I've mastered the old lady impression. for Raymond's girlfriend to dial. Forwarded to an automated...

Come on. She might be scared. Don't try my dad? Oh, your dad? Yeah, you could try to date him. Go do it. Oh, my goodness. Will he fall for it, Amy?

Will he fall in love with me, anything? How old's your dad? 76. Okay, so I'm talking to my target. Your age demographic. Yeah, yeah. Gertrude is about being 91, though. Is that too old?

No, no. Okay. Hello, it's Gertrude. I'm 91. Never too old. I'm just calling to ask, I've been referred to you from old people. Love. Old people dot love.

Okay, hold on, let's have you picks up. I gotta wait. What's something about him? He loves to cook. Okay, what's his name? Who would recommend him? Cliff, who recommended? Yeah, all right, give me a friend.

Quick. Cliff? Yes. Hey, this is Gertrude. How are you? I'm good. I was recommended from Dirk to call you. I'm a 91-year-old, and he said that we could probably be friends.

Where do you live? I live in Texas. I'm just a 91-year-old lady. I don't have a lot of friends right now. Did I call it about Time Cliff? I'm sorry. I'm in my walker, and I'm going from room to room right now, and I thought I would give you a call. I'm just 91.

I'm not quite familiar with the cell phone technology here. That was your talk, too? Yeah, and he said that we'd probably. be friend. We could talk about things like the roaring 20s. Maybe Sammy Davis. The Roaring 20s. Sammy Davis Jr.

was a friend. It was a guy I like to watch on the TV or maybe Frank Sinatra. I liked him a little bit. Did you like Frank Sinatra? Oh, yeah. Yeah, what did you like about him? The great singer, great actor. I'm sorry if I called so early, but when you're

91 years old, it's, you know, every hour you get on this earth just an hour of pleasure and surprise. whether you agree? Yeah. Well, would it be okay if I gave you a call back maybe later this afternoon? We could share some things we have in common. I'm going to be on the road this afternoon.

I'm trying to see. Oh, okay. Where are you going? Ria Dosa, New Mexico. Oh, I remember that back in the 40s. Yes, we used to have quite the fun in Ria Dosa. We went over there and we saw one of the best I've ever seen before, Dean Martin.

Yeah, did you like Dean Martin? I like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis when they were a team. Great balls of fire. That's Jerry Lee Lewis, though. And then Dean Martin was like, hey, hey, lady. Yeah. Yeah, see, but I guess I'll go now. Thank you for, thank you very much.

My name is Gertrude. If you ever want to call back, my numbers on the phone, okay? Okay. Okay, bye-bye. Dude, that was so funny. At the beginning, it sounded like he was like, Is this some weird, like, 90-year-old thing? He goes, he was making it clear.

He's like, I'm 76. I'm not really into this. Like, 91-year-old. Yeah, he was like, you wait too old for me, you cougar. Oh, my God. 90s, that's too much. That was Amy's dad. He had no idea.

And he's, did you know how kind he was to just stay on the phone? Yeah. And talk? Yeah, my dad's pretty kind. Or was he just playing the field to see what we could come out of this? He did ask where you were located. Yeah, he did. He said, ASL.

Where are you at? How close are you to me? I started to lose. I started to lose. I was laughing. It's hard for me to stay in character when I'm laughing. You did a great job. I tried.

That's Gertrude, the new 91. Mike D. How was Gertrude? Fair? Yeah? He's... I only know like eight things about 20s and 30s. He went around the 20s.

He's clearly not listening to the show. Clearly. He told me he listens to me every day. No, not just early. He doesn't. It's Gertrude here. All right. All right.

Transmitting across America. This show. 18 minutes away from the delivery of the Garthbrook's chair. Yeah. What that means is I'm the only last member of the show does not have a chair sponsored by an artist. And I wish we were like, we just thought it'd be cool. But literally, we couldn't afford chairs.

We had old chairs. And I was like, well, let's just ask artists. So, lunchbox asked Carrie Underwood, and bam. Cherry Underwood arrived. He's got a nice comfortable chair. Eddie asked Tim McGraw. Bam. Chair McGrossum.

I'm sitting on it right now. Ray asked Kip Moore. Bam. Sit more. Sit more arrives. Amy asked Dirk's Bentley. And now I'm rolling in my Bentley. He's got his face on it.

Yeah. Like, I don't, I'm the one. You're the only one. Garth's chair will be here in 18 minutes. Now, I'm being told it's being brought out by a special courier. Garth will not be with the chair. He said he didn't want it to be about him. Oh, wow.

He said he wanted it to be. be about the chair, which I respect. But he sent a special person to bring it. He sent it to bring to the front door, and they're going to let... He wants a chair to speak for itself. Whatever that means. Oh my goodness. I was watching this story yesterday on the

news. This YouTube shooting gone wrong. They were trying to make a bid out of it. Oh, man. Oh, that was awful. You know that? No. No. So, they make YouTube prank videos and his guy and his girlfriend. I think he's pregnant. And he was like, hey, I'm going to hold this book up.

and first of all, watch, we'll shoot the book. And they put him, they shot the book and the bullet didn't go all the way through it. And then it's like, okay, now I'm going to hold it up. And we want lots of views. So I'm going to hold it up. And you shoot the book with the gun. And it won't go through the book. And it'll stop.

And people are like, whoa, look at the YouTube. Went through the book. Keld him. Oh my gosh. What? Yeah. And she was like, I don't want to do it. And he was like, no, to get lots of views.

And so. Okay, so let me get this straight again. He had done a test round and it didn't go through the book. Right. Not the same book. I don't believe, but it doesn't matter. Well. And that's how, and I posted on Twitter last night.

I was like, you've got to be kidding me. But the thing is, it's going to be happening all the time. People doing crazier and crazier things to get famous. Like a viral video now can make you a bit of money. Not enough to support you for a year. But if it's super viral, you get a little money. That's terrible. So people are trying all kinds of crazy stuff.

And you only see the stuff that works. So then you think, well, people are doing crazy stuff and it all works. Why can't I do one? You don't see people breaking things. their arms, their legs, their neck falling off houses, doing tricks. But yeah, no, he died. Oh, wow. Not nuts?

But let me switch it up here and give you a good news story. Please. Frosted tips are coming back for the hair, for the men. That's cool. They are not. They are. Yeah. Are they?

Frosted tips. So are you going to get them? Let's just say I put in an inquiry. I mean, I thought those looked so cool. Back in the day they did. They were so cool that I couldn't do it. Yeah. because everybody cool was doing it.

There are two things I didn't have. Tommy Hilfiger or Frosted Tips because I didn't have the money or the coolness to do it. But now. Look at you now. Cross those tips. Everything I have's got Tommy and then one tip frosted away from being how I wanted to be in eighth grade.

Please show up with frosted tips. All right, Garth Brooks, that chair coming up in like 10 minutes. It's less than that, actually. The Garth chair is four minutes away. I believe it is. Four minutes. The truck? Really?

It had to come in a truck? A truck? Like a delivery van? They delivered. Like an 18 wheeler? They delivered it. Wow. So the Garth chair is here.

Everybody's got their chair from their favorite artist that they've asked. Mine's not. Garth chair is here? We'll see it. What is your Garth chair's name? Have you decided?

I haven't even seen it. Oh, so you need to meet it first and then name. Oh yeah. Amy, you don't just take out a human and go his name's going to be Jim and then meet him. Well, sometimes. No, I don't.

Okay. Oh. I sign nicknames after I meet them Yeah, that's kind of how most humans do it Yeah, they name the baby I'd say baby Oh, human I said nickname, but I'm nicknamed

I'm nicknamed in a human I don't go, I'm about to run into Spark You ain't met him yet I need to meet him and he needs to spark Before I call him sparking You're right Point taken

Thank you Noted By the way, let me talk about this story at Starbucks And I got to say the people At my Starbucks Friendly at 430 in the morning They're like

Oh, welcome to Starbucks I'm so happy And I'm like, dang But this guy was The milk one? Yeah, he went to Starbucks And he's lactose and tolerant?

Yeah. Oh, no. No, no. He didn't want milk. Yeah, he's supposed to get the soy. And they gave him milk. Or almond or something. Soy.

He said, I need the soy. He need the soy. And they gave him the milk. Oh, no. From a cow. He said, I want the soy. And they said, we'll give you the milk. So he drinks it.

And then he posts on Twitter, I had to poop 11 times today. And he was mad. Yeah, he was mad. He didn't know. I mean, all of a sudden, his stomach's upset because he asked for the soy. He asked for the soy. They gave him the milk. Yeah, it was not going to kill him or anything.

Yeah. You have to him 11. No, I get it. I get it. It's real. The struggle of lactose and tolerant is a real deal. Real deal. I have it.

I have it. So if this were happening to you, I bet you'd be like. I would take it. You know what they gave him? $50 gift card? That's worth it. It's not worth having to go to the bathroom all day. 11 times?

That's worth it. 50 by 11. You're talking about less than 5 bucks a time. Oh, wow. And that's interrupting his day. He could be making money. Breaking down by the time. Yes.

And that's cutting into his day. Exactly. Gosh, good point. That's at least a $500 gift card. And that's just the bathroom breaks. We're not talking the cramping. Yeah. It's discomfort.

What are you laughing at so hard? This is the fact that we were breaking it down by, like, look, if you're going to go to the bathroom, 11 times a day, you want to get paid this much, it'll be worth it. Yeah, because what if he can earn more than that during his bathroom breaks? We all have talent fees. I'm just trying to figure out his. Yeah. He could be a businessman making business deals. Amy was talking about friends earlier in the skinny, an hour number one.

And friends is, you know, they're always drinking coffee. Yeah. They're always at Central Perk. And so she said that Phoebe during the show, because somebody had, I guess I don't have a job, and they watched all the friends and kept tabs of how many times that Phoebe drank coffee. They haven't a lot. She had the most cups of coffee at 227 cups. Wow.

And then. But you would think over 10 years. But only on screen. Phoebe is first with 227. Chandler with 212. Phoebe also spent the most on coffee. $408. So, I mean, that's like a week now.

Starbucks. Yeah. Back then. Again. I did the math real quick. That's like a dollar 50 a cup. No, it's in the store. You lied.

Don't look like me here to break it up down. You got to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool me. And not do the segment with me two hours ago. Yeah, it was so cool. Friends were so cool. I did hang out at the coffee shop. So cool. Where should we hang?

Where would we hang if we hung somewhere? We do hang in text bubble. We hang in here every morning. Yeah, every morning. We're in the studio. Okay, fine. And we're on group text sometimes. We hang in a radio studio.

That's the new. friends. You just watch a group text. Yeah. What? You get all six people and you just watch their group text. You never have to hang out really. Yes, no, y'all, we need human contact. Oh, like when you have a dinner party? Oh. That was different. I went. Did you guys go? No, we weren't invited. One of the best

ever been to. I like to. Oh, my gosh. Okay, there's an excitement in the room. Okay, I don't roll in yet. The chair's here. The chair's here. The chairs here. Get your chair. Get your chair. Get your chair. All right. So, get us some cars music going. I will.

Oh, yeah. I'm nervous because I haven't seen it yet. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, he can't see it.

Oh, he can't see it. No, he's a mean. Don't do that because I don't like surprises. Here's the thing about surprises. I like surprises. I don't like knowing a surprise is coming. Yeah. Because I overbuilded in my head.

And my dream surprise was Garth just to sit and I would sit in his lap all show. Like, that'd be fun for me. Oh, oh. Just go. Hey. What? Let me just say. You're going to like-y-like.

You're going to like it. Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo! Bo! Bo! Bo! Bo! Bo! Amy, he's trying to walk out and see it. So, Carrie Underwood was the first to send up a chair to lunchbox. Cherry Underwood, my back feels great. Thank you, Carrie. Tim McGraw for Eddie Kip Moore for Ray. Dirk's Bentley specially made a chair for Amy.

And I'm the only one. I still got this chair from the 70s, you know? I mean, Woodstock, I have 69. Then this chair was made the year after. My back's been hurting. Hey, no more of this chair. Oh, it's out of here. Get out of your way.

We're not burning the chair. Let's have a chair burning ceremony. Or a chairboning ceremony. money like Amy Ashmore. No, I didn't mean that. That's what you said. No, but it's a miss. Am I going to like this chair?

You're going to love this chair. Let me say. Yeah, go ahead. This chair says Bobby Bones. Like. In fact, you're building it up. Does he literally say Bobby Bones? No.

You're building it up. How do you live your life? 100% or none percent. Oh, what if Garth already caught on that? Well, I made that up yesterday. Exactly. So not that one. about that one

But you live your life this way And you are going to be Amy go look at a time If I'm going to like it Because I need to temper my expectations Okay let me go Oh Amy you can see it

It's right there You don't have to go anywhere She can see it from Amy's walking out Oh Let me sit in it Oh Feels amazing

And let me tell you I know Dirk's did a lot of research On my chair And it's got great Lower Lumbar support And it's comfortable But let me tell you Your chair is going to

Give it a run for money I sat in it It's amazing. So what you're saying is, Bobby's chair is better than your chair and you're mad at dark. No, that's not what I'm saying. How's it look?

How's it look? How's it looks? It's your style. It's your style. It looks, man, it looks very... She doesn't like it. Would you say business professionals? Yeah, so I'm trying to...

Sorry, I can't think of Eddie. I love it. I can't think of the adjectives. All right. We're ready to roll it in? Yes, we're ready. Our program director Gator Harrison's in the, in the classroom. Gator, what am I going to think about this chair?

You're going to like it. Yeah, sit in it. It's you, buddy. You need to sit in it and feel it. That's what I'm going to do. Oh, it's a chair to sit in? Yeah. I know, right away.

I thought it was rolling a urinal. It's sort of... It's a chair, you need to sit in it. Bobby, I just thought of an adjective. Silky. Okay. Wait. Sit in it.

Play a song. We'll be back. All right, back after this. Oh, come on. What? Don't not play... Don't be lame. Don't be lame.

Don't play a chair in. Don't play a song. Unless it's a guard song. I guess we could play guards, yeah. No, that's okay. I'm gonna close mine. I'm gonna close my eyes right okay close to close hold on how oh it's in

oh look at those wheels mine's are close wow wow wow wow it looks like it's got I'm gonna sit in it first my eye toes put it underneath me it's got hydroly put it underneath me okay hold on sit in it feel it whoa

do you feel it how does it feel it feels pretty good I'm not gonna lie doesn't it wow like my posture is already better I feel 8% smarter. Wow. Eight percent?

Yeah. My. IBO is going. Wow. What? IBS. Whatever's called? That's not anything to do with your back.

Okay. Now, I haven't seen it yet, though. Gastrointestinels. Yeah, but it's fixing everything. Do you feel more productive? Not yet. Makes me want to play a Garth song, though. Okay.

Okay. Does it look different? I haven't seen it yet. Oh, it looks a lot different. It's sharp. Let me take a look at it. You look at it. Let me take a look at it.

Boom. What do you think? It says fight, grind, and repeat on it. That's what I'm saying. Nice. You live by that. That's some pretty, I mean, they printed, they must have printed that and then made the chair. Danny, let me just sit in this for a minute.

I'll see you guys in a little bit. That's nice. Dang. Oh, don't fall asleep. Got a shot or done. Huh? What? How far back can you lean?

Oh, lean back. Lean back. Lean back. Lean back. Facebook Live this for all the world to see. I know. Dang. Should have Facebook live it for two hours.

Like your cooking show? Yeah, too long. Now Amy's taking shots at her own cooking show. She's eight-miling herself, so we stop. So she does it. Yep. I'm going to spend a little time in this thing. I'll come back in a second.

Let me get a little rest. Mr. Bobby. I got a couple things to say, so humor me, because this is a radio show where I talk. Okay. So, humor me. So Garth Brooks sent his chair up this morning. And I was like, man, like what's going to happen with this Garth Brooks chair? And by the way, I looked at the price of the share.

It's way expensive. You don't even want to know. Really? Yeah, I do want to know. Greater than $1,000. Wow. But I'm not going to say. What?

I'm not even going to even allude to how much it's. He must be rolling. He must have a lot of money. Really? So, secondly, what? What? What I didn't know is secretly I've been measured. I thought I was getting measured for pants.

They were measuring me for the chair. Really? This chair is custom fit to my length and width. and the height of the board. It raises up. Oh, is it a coincidence that it hugs ever so perfectly around my hips? It is not.

It does hug. Wow. And your back. And on the back, it says fight, grind, repeat, which is my mantra. Business efficient. It just feels real good. I don't know they were measuring me for the pants.

When did they measure you? Like a month ago. Really? Morgan did. We all got to get to eat back. Sneaky. That's cool. You can't gain weight.

That's true. Dang it, Garth. Yeah. He's our way of keeping you fit. I think they're good. I post it a picture. Oh, do you? Yeah, like, you're good.

I posted a picture, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, if you want to see the chair. And it doesn't look obnoxious. I also worried there was going to be like a big, like, marshmallow man. Right. And I was going to have to be like. Hugging you? Yeah, that wasn't going to fit. That would be weird.

So, no, not hugging me. But yes. Anyway, there's picture up Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me tell you another guard's story. It's nothing to do with it. It was in the car yesterday with, with. with Mary Forrest We worked together

We were listening to the radio She was like, what is this song? I really like it. I was like, this same thing happened to you That happened to me Because once you don't know That it's the new Garth Brooks song

Because when you hear it's Garth Brooks You're like, oh, Garth Brooks You listen to it differently But it's the new one. Ask me how I know. Oh yeah. And I was like, I told you If you hear it and don't know

It's Garth, like this is just a good song But the fact that it's Garth afterward It's like the icing on the cupcake. Nice. We play it or no. Let's walk through the judge. Yeah, let's play it. Play it.

Oh. Whoa, hold on, what? Ooh. He already likes it. You never moved. Have you ever even heard this song? Never heard it in my life. Yes, because you played it.

Bobby. I've played it. Yeah. But you don't listen. Yeah. Yeah, here on the show. That work. Where you work, yeah.

Don't remember that. You like how it starts? Yeah, it's like, ooh. What does that mean? Chilling? Ask me how I know. New from Garth. Because one day you'll meet the girl.

You swore you'd never find. Stop beating. You never felt and spending all your time Trying to figure out How she got this hold on you And when you start to fall You hold on to your pride Start building up your walls

And never let her get the side You'll push her away Because that's all you know how to do And it's your leave And you are begging not to go Ask me how I know Bobby Bones, everybody Transmitting across America

This is a Bobby Bowles show I always like it when TV reporters get live called out And this kid is just being rude But it's so funny So Las Vegas Fox 5 reporter was at the fireworks stand Because 4 July is coming up And he was asking a customer

Hey what's the best fireworks to buy And this kid who's probably 15 You know right at that age where you want to thump him in the head This is his response They have a full weekend, then a day, and then the 4th of July. Here's the actual customer on here. What's the best kind of firewood to buy? Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

Oh, wow. Oh, no. Oh, no. What a little punk. What do you like to know, weather boy? Yeah. I mean, come on one more time. Love on here today.

They have a full weekend, then a day, and then the 4th of July. Here's our actual customer on here. What's the best kind of firewoods to buy? Wouldn't you like to know weather boy? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Boom. Got them.

Oh, that's bad parenting? Bad parenting. I'm thinking about that. You want to hear other bad parenting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's Eddie's kids, 9 and 3. Doing a parody to the fighter. Again, Eddie's got two sons.

And they just made this up. And again, Eddie didn't write this for them. You can decide what kind of parenting this is. What if I do? I will let you put. What if I fart? I would let you fart. And if I will.

Oh my goodness. That's y'all's version. Yeah. You weren't happy with Keith Urban's version, so you got to change it and make it your own? Yes. You guys are gross. Still no comment from Keith or Kerry about that version.

A lot of times we hear from the artist. Bad parenting, you think? Bad parenting. I mean, I'm definitely not proud of that. Yeah. What if I cute? I would let you poop. What if I fart?

I would let you poop. you far and if I will barb I wouldn't let you bark and if I will pee I wouldn't let you be Okay Eddie You know how to talk with them They think they're so funny

They're doing parodies like the pops Yeah Oh like good old dad Hey get you Bobby Bongong What's up Bobby? Amy runs into so many celebrities around town And yesterday she was next to Gretchen Wilson Because I'm in red

Yeah Long marks right next to her How'd you know it was her? Because she was getting out of a big old pickup truck and recognized her. Oh, you saw her? Yeah. And I was like, I was like, I mean 100% totally knew it was her. And like, hello.

I felt like the truck was kind of a big of way. I was like, of course she's in that awesome truck. I didn't say anything, though. I didn't know what to say. And then, of course, the rest of the day redneck woman was in my head. Yeah. It's legit her. 100%.

Her hair's so long. Where were you? Somewhere you don't want to say her like a public place? A public place In a parking lot Like the same grocery store Where you see everybody No

That's where I see a lot of people I don't mind saying where I was But I don't know if she would want out there She was Was like a hair place Sort of a sort of Did you get a picture of her truck at least No

Did you take a picture inside the truck No Let me tell you what I was doing the other day I was up and I had like My tooth is all messed up And I got a new tooth put in right So yesterday I got a new I'm so stupid

And so I was missing a tooth I've been missing a tooth like eight days, nine days. And I'm up, and I'm looking in the window as a mirror of the car next to me. And I'm doing this, I'm pulling my lip back so I can see my tooth. Oh, no. And I'm looking in there, and there's like three people sitting in the car. Oh, no.

It's like the third time I've done that in my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just using the window as a mirror, except they're in there. And they've got to be thinking, what is happening? You didn't see them at all because the reflection. No, the window is so tended. That happens. You're so dumb.

I didn't, I love it. I just walked off. And I've done that. It's not the first time I've done that. You would think after the first time you would go You'd learn Then the second time you'd be like You'd at least knock and see if anybody's in there

I'd do any of that So Shout out I'm stupid I'd sometimes I don't know how it's function But you're not though You're not

That's the thing You're smart I know You know you know He knows If I do stupid stuff like that He knows he's smart I do stupid stuff like that though

Remember the Cash Me Outside girl Yeah From Dr Phil Because you're too streetwise? Yep. And all these hoes laughing like something funny. She's talking about the audience

that they're laughing at her. Did you say the hos are laughing? Yep. So the audience are a bunch of hos. Yep. They clap like, you got a point. Yeah, we are. Actually, thank you. Good point. Catch you outside?

What does that mean? What I just said? Catch her outside, I mean she'll go outside and do what she has to do. That's what she's talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah. This is all, this is all, but don't you see that this is all mouth? Oh. So you want to take this outside?

Because I think they can bring cameras outside. Really? Because I think I flipped you. You want to do it again? Do you don't get all tough. Please don't. This is not the place and this is not the right. Sit down.

So this girl gets famous from this while ago. And then it's like, hey, she's going to go on tour. And I said, she'll never sell tickets. They were like, she's $30,000 a show. But it's only if she could sell tickets. She couldn't sell tickets. Nobody cares. It's funny to listen to a clip.

Even then it's not that funny because I feel bad for her mom. So her name is Danielle Brigoli. She's pleaded guilty to multiple charges at juvenile court filing a false police report. Grand theft auto, grand theft, and possession of marijuana. Battery. She could face charges that. I mean, this girl's being exploited, too. She already was not in a good spot.

And because everybody's celebrating this and it's made her famous. Her not being a good kid, for the like of a better term, is being celebrated. Disrespectful. So it makes her want to do it more. It's her thing. It's her thing. And I'm not, I laugh when I hear it because it's so ridiculous, but I sure don't laugh because all we're doing is celebrating the fact that she's a bad kid.

Right. When we really think about it, it's like, ugh. And if I were a kid and it was like, you're famous for causing trouble, I would cause more trouble. Like, you're famous because you cause trouble. Bible. Okay, well, how do I get more famous? I'm going to call them. You don't go, you know what? I'm glad you said that. I'm going to go write a book about the Bible and how it's affected my life.

We're celebrating the wrong things. Why are we celebrating things like that? You're right. I'm talking to myself too in this tone of voice. Bobby, quit doing that. Okay. Thank you. Thanks for having to talk with me. You're welcome. But catch her outside. It's so good.

It's not. It's so funny. I'll go see her on Twitter. What's what Bobby's talking about. We have to stop taking this stuff and making this the thing. Look, when someone acts like that and it's entertaining, that's what we do. They go to jail, and then it costs us money. We got to. Well, she's not going to jail.

In general, people that do bad things and are celebrated for doing bad things do worse things. It's like someone who robs one bank. Then they go, I'm good. They go, no, oh, I can rob one. I can probably rob another one. That was easy. Six banks in, maybe somebody gets shot. They stole a bunch of money.

But I don't think bank robbers are celebrated. All she's saying is, catch me outside. Catch me outside. I think cameras will go outside. I mean, it's funny. I laughed, too. I'd just saying I shouldn't. And I had a conversation with myself.

I don't know if you heard it. Did you hear that out loud? Was that loud? It was kind of awkward. You're talking to yourself, you know, back and forth. I liked it. Because sometimes it's internal. This was loud and clear.

Okay, cool, cool, cool. Anyway, well, she's, there's that. We just need more Tim Tebos and let's catch me outside. You know what I mean? Tim Tebow will get the. up at his new, hits a home run first game. Oh, he did? He got promoted, hit a home run first game.

Look at that guy. Catch him outside. Catch his ball out in the outfit. Catch him outside. Yeah. That's what talk about. Sometimes people get upset over things when all you have to do is not worry about it and it will go away. I'll give you an example here.

There's this whole controversy about these new baby onesies and they write things on. And people are like, oh, you're sexualizing baby onesies. For example, imagine a baby. the onesie, it said, all Mommy Wanna was a backer of. That's funny. That's funny. Do people are upset over this? Why? This is an example of if you're upset, don't talk about it.

Because all you're going to do is create more. I'm reading it on the air now. My goodness. You want another one? Yeah. Some of them I can't read. Oh, gosh. Some are really bad?

Yeah, but again. And they put on a baby? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But again, it's, it's, did you're prerogative. It's not like you're hurting baby. Baby doesn't know. There you go. Yeah.

It says... So are these the people speaking out through the voice of babies? Yeah. Here's one that says, I'm proof my daddy doesn't shoot blanks. Love it. That's good. Okay.

Like, it's true. Hung like a six-year-old. What? No way. It is not say that. Wait, I don't get it. Eddie, stop. Are you that now?

A baby's wearing this? I'm not getting it. I don't understand it. Yeah. Don't break it down for me. You don't need to, but I don't get it. Eddie. Eddie. How do you not get that?

Eddie is like saying like, no, stop. See, don't explain it. Yeah. So the driver Amazon to Etsy. But guys, people, stop. It's like, I love it when people complain about this show in like public forums. Because all it does is bring attention. Mm-hmm.

But people don't understand that. The worst thing you can do is ignore it. You want to just ignore it. No, that did it. Then bring it. So now here we are talking about these. Yeah, one of these, some of them get pretty. But again, it's your baby.

You put on it whatever you want. Yeah, it's your baby. You're not hurting the baby, so I'm good. All I care about, you don't hurt animals, you don't hurt kids. You're all good, baby. Baby? Eddie, I'll explain it to you afterwards. Okay, thanks, because I still don't get it.

Eddie. I really don't. You're looking at me like I'm... Do you get it, Amy? Yes. If I get it, oh my goodness, then you get it. It must be really bad. No, no.

Oh, it's not what you meant. A little bit I got emotional watching Kelsey Ballerini's new video. And I didn't think I would. Yeah. And I was talking to her last night. She was like, you're going to cry. And I was like, no, I'm not going to cry. And it didn't cry, but I was like, ooh, it's really good.

It's up at bobbybones.com. Kelsey has a new song called Legends. Watch the video and you'll feel something. Because I got hot eyes. No tears, but my eyes started to feel a little hot. Yeah. Tomorrow will be fun. Couple things.

One, Carly Pierce, we'll be by tomorrow, and she's going to play her song. Every little thing, oh, I remember every little thing. She doesn't sing as good as I do, but it'll be okay. She'll come by tomorrow morning. Also, tomorrow, by the way,

I will be awarding someone with the fantastic mid-season MVP prize. Man, here we are. It's June 29th right now. Tomorrow, June 30th? Yeah. Mid-season MVP, I will award it to one person on this show.

tell you, I spent a pretty penny on the prize. All right. It's an award ceremony, yeah. Does the midseason MVP need to have a speech ready? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody have one. What I happen is I'll go to you and if you're not it first, I'll eliminate people to

throughout the show. Oh, what? So everybody have a speech ready. Oh, boy. No longer than a minute. So you have to read the speech? Yeah, yeah. If I'm like, I'm sorry, you're not it, Amy.

Speech. Then you have to read your speech. That's going to be terrible. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Oh, got a dance party tomorrow. Oh, man, that's going to be great. It's good.

I knew Taylor Swift's music theory. Her fans, they say that her album may be about the concept of time. Because there's been an awful lot of tweets and Instagrams about Taylor and clocks and watches and stuff inside of it. Time. Boy, those fans are crazy, huh? You know, Scott and McCurray's got some crazy fans, too. I mean, in the good way. Like, they're die hard.

Scott and McCurry has them, like, crazy. you know and sometimes it gets to be a little obnoxious when they're like requesting a song over and over again because I'm like you're already on the internet go to YouTube like hey will you play

Scottie McCurry's song I'm like I obviously love the song I've played it a hundred times but if you really want to hear it buy it and if you can't buy it you're already online y-o-u-tubbe.com

got it's right there and they won't stop you know Jesse James Decker she's got some fans boy they blow me up they make me mad at her and I like her. And all of a sudden,

I'm sitting over here going, She'll see you, and I'm like, it's not her fault. I know. And then I'm like, why am I mad at her? She didn't do anything.

Because, I mean, you have passionate listeners. But they're awesome. The B team, they're legit. They don't make anybody mad. You can own Justin Bieber's right easy

for $5,700. What? Just the right one. Just the right one. Did he throw it out? Yeah, something like that. Yeah. He took it off and joined.

$5,000 for what? One shoe? Well, it's up for somebody grabbed it just as you would do. If Justin Bieber took his shoe off, you would snag it and try to sell it, and that's what they're doing. No, I understand. I'm just saying that's a lot of money for one shoe. I'm not hating on the person selling it. I think they're smart.

It's cool to have it, but I'd sell it. Unless, you know, it's someone you really like and you want to keep it. Whose shoe would you not sell for $5,000? Johnny Bananas. Who? From real world. You're telling me if you had a Johnny Banana's shoe. And someone offered you $5,000, you would not sell it.

No way. You love him? He is awesome. I don't know. Have you walked in the room? I wouldn't know who he was. Yeah. I'm not sure that you could actually fetch $5,000 for that, but.

I don't know. There's some pretty big Johnny Bananas fans out there. Who shoe would you keep, Bobby? Yeah. Well, I have things. Five grand. I've given it to you. I have things.

I have things in my house that I love that I won't sell. Like, I have a jack part microphone from the Tonight Show. Somebody offered you $5,000. You wouldn't sell it? No, it's not a thing I would sell. Really? For $5,000. $1,000? Right now. Why'd say?

I said one million. Yeah. Wow. Like Ted DiBiase said, everybody's got a price. Oh, yeah, Ted. Who's that? The million dollar man. Come on.

Ted DiBiase. Oh, the old show. Oh, the wrestler. Yeah, the old show. Yeah, I think there was an old TV show, a million dollar man. There was, but everybody's got a price. That glow on Netflix is really good, too. You said I wouldn't like it.

You did say that, too. You did, but it's still a really good show. Like, there are shows you don't like that. For everybody but me. I mean, you can try to watch it. Okay. It's pretty gritty, though. It's funny.

You don't like orange is a new. You cannot be gritty. What? I can be gritty. You are not gritty. Oh, stop. I can be gritty. How are you gritty?

Give me one instance of you being gritty. Gritty. Nitty gritty. What? I'm a nitty gritty. I'm a nitty gritty boy. Now she's Canaan Smith. Oh, my goodness.

She's a ditty, nitty gritty boy. Well, I can be gritty. I like... What do you do? I like House of Cards. That's gritty. You're right. Orange and the Black is a little too much for me.

What do you do this? Orange is the new light? What do you do this gritty, Amy? Gritty. Okay. I haven't been wearing, I told you I haven't been wearing my mouth guard. All right. Like four nights in a row.

Dang, you didn't tell me that. I know. Alert the authorities, boys. I know. And I grind my teeth. It's not good. Wow. Was it ready for that? You all ready for this?

Oh, boy. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. I have two goals. in the next nine months or so. And I always say if you have a goal, you should just say it. We put it out there and it goes into the world. Things can happen. My first goal, I think, I'd like to on this show, reunite Sugar Land.

It hasn't been done forever. I'd like for them to come play together. I've never even addressed it out loud before. Never even reached out to Jennifer Nettles or Christian Bush. But I think for me, that would be a fun thing to do. Go ahead. I just thought of a theme song in my head. for it.

What? All you want to do, ooh, ooh, ooh, is all I want to do. That's such a long theme song. It's real nice. Okay, never mind. I'll stop.

That's a great idea, though. Yeah. It's a good goal. What else do you have out there? Well, that's just the first one because I don't, I just think that would be fun. We can do something with like Pimp and Joy. Okay.

I'm telling you zero percent of people have been contacted about this. Nobody. This is great. That would be a goal of mine for them to come in and do like a reunited thing and do some hits and be a thing for something good. Hey, Morgan, can you make some calls? Yeah, sure. Did you even hear what I said? Nope.

I'll make this call. She's like, I'll figure it out. I'd like to reunite Sugar Land for appearance on this show. Okay. They're not even on the same record label. Are they broken up? They're not together. I don't know.

I don't know. They're not playing shows together. And I know Christian. well, and I know Jennifer a little bit. So, you don't ask him? I don't. Hey, dude, what's going on?

I don't. I'll bring him out for a bobby cast one day. That's when I'm with friend, I'm friendly with Christian, more so than most artists. Yeah. Because we've written songs together. He produced Lindsay's record.

We just had meals, but I don't talk about super work stuff unless I'm in a work environment. Okay. So I don't go like, so how much you make last year? But on the bobby cast, I can ask that stuff.

Yeah. So if I brought him in to do that, I'd ask. I don't, they're not broken up because they still have a sugar land account. Okay. But I think they're just doing different things. Man, who, this could be a series for like the rest of our lives. No, no, no. Eddie, whatever your name is.

I just want to do, I get you too confused. I'm Eddie. Because you two just talking. I'm Eddie. I'm a girl. Yeah. I want to, I like to reunite them for something special. There's got to be something more.

Yeah. Do it. It's out there. I said it. Number two. Wow. I got to find Mike D a friend. Our phone screener?

I got to find him a friend. A guy friend? Yeah, just a friend. I'm just a friend. I'm not trying to, we're not trying to tenderonium. Okay. Okay, all right, that'd be easy. Mike D is like one of the best guys I know.

Mike D, how old are you? I'm 26. What do you enjoy doing? I like going to shows, going to movies, hanging out. By shows, you mean concerts. He likes rock music, punk music. What do you do on a typical Friday night? I usually hit up a movie than a Friday night.

Yeah. By myself? What kind of food do you like? Mainly a lot of healthy stuff, so. And he's vegan right now. He lost over 100 pounds. Exercises a lot. Yeah.

Runs. But I'd like to find him a friend. So maybe next week or the week after we put up a page. And someone just Mike can go on like a friend date with, like a dude. Yeah. They just go to lunch after the show. Wow. Because he's such a good dude.

And him and I hang out all the time. We work on stuff and we write stuff. And we just hang. And I'm like, man, you need more friends than just me. I'm not. I suck. Oh, is that funny to you? We're very alike, though.

And he just sits at home alone when he's. not. I'm like, you gotta get a friend. I choose not to have friends. Because I'm no treat. He's a treat. Mike D.R. Phone scorer slash segment producer is a treat. So those are my two goals. Reunited Sugar Land and get Mike D. a friend. Say them.

They will come true. Okay. Cole Swindell. He did a bobbycast. Stop by my house. You can hear that. Go to IHeart Radio. And you can now subscribe on IHeart Radio or go to iTunes. And it's just a studio in my house and these artists come by and talk. Kip Moore comes by tonight.

So that I get posted tonight. So my house is quite the hub for artists pouring out their emotions. Huppa dub-dub. Excuse me? Hub a dub-dub. Are you just making noises to fill time at this point of the show? No. Are you just tired?

You said your house is a hub. And I was like, it's the hub-a-dub-dub. All right. What's in your pile? Okay. Ready? Wow. Go ahead.

Taste of Country. Put together a list of the most redneck country songs ever. They look for songs that embrace men and women capable of living off the land, fixing their trucks and sports. speaking their minds. Okay, give me one of them. Okay. In a number three,

Sweet Home Alabama, Leonard Skinner. Sweet Home. Reminds me at home. It reminds me in Arkansas. The weird thing is, and I know people in Alabama associate this with their state, but people in the South

just associate this is their song. Yeah. That's the weird. Like, you can be anywhere in the South, maybe even a little bit in the Southwest, and this song comes on, you're like,

woo! That's a jam! And we're not from Alabama. No. Your family is. My roots are, yes, my mom. I'm tell you, I'll say this about Alabama.

What? die-hard Razorback fan. But I went to Brian Denny Stadium. I've been there a few times. When they play Sweetome, Alabama and the team comes walking through, you're like, this is what SEC football is, man. Okay, top redneck songs, go ahead. Redneck Woman, Gretchen Wilson.

Let's see, Redneck Woman, I know how class wrong. And at number one, a country boy can survive Hank Williams, Jr. Did you make this list up? No, I just said a taste of country did. I'm not kidding you. Eddie and I are playing a festival.

the raging idiots are, and it's with those three acts. Oh, wow, really? Right outside of Wichita. All three of them? Yes, it's called Damn Music Fest. Oh, okay. Well, there's way more people on the list, but those are the top three. It's those three, Raging Idiots and Granger Smith.

So y'all are, oh, Granger Smith is on the list, too, but he's in at number five. Dude, we're pretty redneck. How about our new song, Chick-fil-A on Sunday, kind of rural America redneck? Yeah. It's about people, you're speaking your mind? Yeah. Yeah, and chickens from the land? Well, no, it feels like we love Chick-fil-A.

That's right. It's not even released yet. We're only going to, but we're going to, it's a live version of Chick-fil-A on Sunday. I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. I want the fries and little waffle, but now I'm feeling awful. I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. Yeah, the one day that you aren't open is the one day that I was hoping to get chick fillet yeah yeah that's real right

yeah to get chick fillet yeah yeah yeah I mean who hasn't experienced this I yell hello through the drive-thru hello nobody answers me back I look around for all the other cars where the heck is everyone at I won't shake fillet

But it's Sunday I want the fries and a bit of waffle But now I'm feeling awful I won't shake fillet But it's Sunday Yeah the one day that you aren't open It's the one day that I was hoping To get shit fillet

Yeah Yeah To get chit fillet, yeah to get chick fillet Yeah, yeah Yeah That's just human It's human

Made basically redneck Pretty much Yeah What else got in the pile One of James Cameron's Upcoming Avatar sequels Could be historic Because he's working

I'm so over these Avatar See Stop You like this I love Avatar one But they've apparently They're like I know

That's great. My vision doesn't work anyway. I know. Well, glasses, some people think the glasses are so annoying. I'm just over Avatar, and I loved the first one when it came out. When has the second one come out, like 22 years from now? They've shot three of them, apparently, already. Hold on.

2020, half the generation that watched the first one is going to be gone. That's what I'm saying. Be gone. They're going to be gone. Wait, what? Where are they going on? Are we all dying? Don't to old people watch the first one?

But, like, Eddie Jr. has not seen the first one. and in 2020 he'll be old enough to the second one. He won't know what's going on. He'll be like, what is this movie? He could probably watch the first one before you. It'll be so old. No, because it's 3D. You've got to go buy glasses.

They made a new Star Wars 20 years after. That's right. And he's seen those. Fine. They're not gone. I mean. Yeah, I don't think your point is there. No, my point's valid and you just don't understand it.

Maybe that's it. A rumor has it that Nikki 6 from Motley Crew is in line to be the third judge on American Idol. Katie's already in. Then there's negotiations right now with Lionel Richie and then possibly Nicky 6. I know Nikki a bit. Yeah. Really nice guy. Like, he let me borrow his iPhone charger once.

And I was like, dude, I'm at like 3%. We were working right in rooms like to each other. And he was like, dude, take mine. I was like, oh, he's like, you can have it. What? I was like, you're giving me your iPhone charger? It's pretty cool. And he's in Montlickr, obviously.

Yeah. He was wild. But, yeah, all of those guys. But you know in Montlickru's song? I know you do lunchbox because you read a book. Yeah. I mean, I do if you give me a hint. Smoking in the boys' room.

Yeah. smoking in the boys' room What else? I'm trying to think of the one Girls? Girls, girls, girls. Yeah. You know that one? I know all these, but I don't jammed to them.

Doctor feel good. Zababab! Feel good! People feel good! All right. Yeah. Yeah, that's one? Yeah.

Turn it off. I'm trying. It only goes so loud for me to play through. I can't turn people's radios up. Put it at 11. Well, then everybody out there, Turn it up. Get turt.

Let me see if I thought you would know any of the... No, not get turned. That's not a thing. You have a home sweet home? I do. Oh. I like this one because it was different than everything else. Yeah.

Yeah. What movie do they play this, though? It kind of brought it back. Let's find out. Hold on. You know I'm a dreamer. Chick-fil-A! Oh, why something?

Everything should go out. So I wouldn't come home. You know, it goes, I'm on my way. Home sweet home. You know that? Yeah. Hot tub time machine?

That's it. That's it. Oh, I never saw that. I'm on my way. Home sweet. It's a jam. I was listening to Mariah Carey on the radio yesterday. Uh-huh.

I think it was in the radio. Or sometimes I'll just listen to IHart Radio and do 90s pop because I like that channel. Anyways, when she was singing. in fantasy, like she goes, ha, and I was like, man. It's amazing.

She can't do that anymore. She's aged out of that. Right. But, man, she hit that high, it hurt me a bit today. How high a note can you hit? Okay. Go.

Okay. There's Amy? Kind of. Or it sounds like my dog whenever he's like. Yeah. That's more like a squeal. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Hit the note. Again? Yeah. Lunchbox? Okay, no chance. Wow. Eddie?

No, come on. Ha! Oh! Oh, I think you beat Amy. I won. Okay, that little, yeah, I think Amy. Oh, my goodness. I'm done.

No. This is the most annoying segment ever on radio. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that my pile? I'm Amy, that's my pile. There you go. Don't try to take care of my pile.

Okay. All right, good morning to you. We're rapping. So if you're just waking up, congratulations. We've been up for like six hours at this point. Tonight. Kip Moore comes by the house. Also, Amy's given up on the show.

She's turned her computer on. She's got an email. Oh. Yeah. Or text. Nope. It was an email. It was an email.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Our work email. It was a work email, not personal. What is that? Well, yeah, what's it about? Read us the email. Okay.

It is from Don Whitman. Who's that? And I guess he sends out interview opportunities. And... Who does he want us to interview? People always want people on the show. Go ahead. Okay.

How much is too much for televangelists? Oh, that's a good question. I've always wondered to that. Yeah. I mean, sometimes people make as much as 50 million dollars being in televangel. Wow. Yeah, the mega churches, they rake it in. I mean, learning all. I mean, I've got a contact available for interview. Who's up for interview there? Let's see. Joel Olstein? Actually. Michael W. Smith? Joel Olstein, senior pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston.

He's up for interview? Are they talking about him? I guess it's someone discussing and breaking down people like Joel. And there's another dude in Atlanta that leads a megachurch. And he, oh my goodness, he wasn't afraid to let his members know that he needed just a little more in the offering plate so he could purchase a $60 million private jet. I understand that. Dang, I should book this. I'd like a let eye heart know I can do it a little more so I can get my first private jet. Wow. Benny Hinn.

You know Benny Hinn, right? I mean, you see him on TV. No, no, no. Vinny Hill. It's a different guy. Only Eddie and I get old stupid jokes. I have no idea that is. Wow, he's a G4.

There was an old show from like the 70s. Remember that song? Like crazy alley song back in the day. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that's the Benny Hill show theme. Nobody remember. We weren't alive for it. But since it's super obscure and only Eddie laughs at obscure jokes,

I feel vindicated. So the Benny Hill. Benny Hill show, was it like a Bozo, the clown? It's funny you bring a bozo, because that's also something a lot of people don't know. Yeah. Can I give you the tagline for this? Yeah.

Leaders of Maga Churches, feeling blessed, raking in millions. That's a terrible line. Oh. What if it's like feeling blessed and keeping the rest? That's way better. You should write these. Dude, you need to be in PR.

So, you know, how much is too much for televangelists? I mean, it's a job. It is. They're working. It's however much people are willing to give them, you know? Boy, do they? That Joel, I always do write some books, too. And I follow them on Twitter and sometimes I'm like, dang, it's a good point, Joel.

Really? I don't even know them, but I'm like, I should appreciate that in my life. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a whole thing. So that's the email I got. See, Hard at Work over here. That me, damn he gave up and turned all of her stuff on. That means shows over. Gave up.

Yeah. We have to go. Thank you for being here. Kipmore stops by my house tonight for a Bobbycast. There's one from Coleswindale from Tuesday. Tonight, Kipmore. You can IHeart Radio, search Bobbycast. Now you can save the podcast or iTunes and search Bobbycast.

So Kipmore tonight. See you on Friday. Tomorrow, Carly Pierce in studio performing. Excuse me. Got a little frog in my throat. You all right? Oh, I just got an email. too. A work email? Yeah. Who's it from?

Don Whitman. How much is too much for Toll Evangel? Boy, he said all of this. I didn't get that email. I guess you don't book the show. And neither today, honestly. All right, see you guys tomorrow. The Disneyland Resort is everything. We came to play The Calliway. Felt like I was in the round-up game with Woody

at Pixar Pier. Have you been holding out on us? No, just showing you where the real Hollywood stars are. Like Tiana's Bayou Adventure. Oh, there's jazz, right? And a drop. You'll see. Grab a Mickey brusel on the way. Girl, you'll read in my mind.

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