The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Creepy Birthday Gift

Episode Date: April 4, 2017

Bobby parties with Luke and Dierks after the ACM Awards, Lunchbox prepares for his big bowling bet tomorrow, Eddie Jr. starts driving, Amy shares a special story from Haiti and Bobby opens a very cree...py birthday gift! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:17 Back in the home studio. Good morning, studio. Good morning. All right. Where do we start? How about this? Eddie has a nine-year-old. Eddie's the dad of the show.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Yeah. And Eddie's letting his nine-year-old drive his car now? Because he's where? In my neighborhood. I noticed some other kid doing it with his dad. And I was like, that's a good idea, you know? Like when I was growing up, we had country. We had a lot of room to, like, learn.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Yeah. But I don't live in the country now. I live in the city. And so I was like, well, he's nine. And I guess it's a good time to start learning. So he's in your lap, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to let him drive on his own.
Starting point is 00:02:53 So he sits on my lap and he steers right now around the neighborhood. And he loves it. That's funny. Yeah. It's safe, right? How did you, around the room, how did you learn to drive? Well, I mean, I used to sit my parents' lap like that, but then pretty much... It's like when you really had to learn to drive.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Driver's Ed. Okay. Lunchbox. Kid, no tee pee. He taught us to drive at like 13. He took us out on the country roads and let us drive. He'd sit in the passenger seat and we'd sit in the driver's seat. No sitting in the lap.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Huh. I'm surprised by that. Eddie? Me too. Yeah, out of the country. Yeah, out of the country. We'd just pick these like parks out in the middle of nowhere. My dad would just let us hit the open road.
Starting point is 00:03:30 That's all my step dad did. I think it was 12 or 13, but my thing was we had a lot of dogs, deer dogs. And so you would go out and have to get ahead of the dogs. And so if it was just him and I, someone had to take the truck and go find the other person. So when I was 12, 13, he was like, it was out of necessity. I had to learn how to drive a standard. Oh, is why you guys were hunting. Yes, that's why he taught me how.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Interesting. Because he would try to go cut off the, because what happens is, Amy, you take these dogs, deer dogs. And they're blah-rah-wr-wr-wr-wr! The whole time, when they catch a scent. Yeah. And they're chasing this deer. Now, obviously they're not as fast as the deer, but they're going. What we were trying to do is get in front of the deer that's running from the dogs.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Wow. So he's on foot turning in front of the deer, and he'd be like, hey, I need to pick me up over here. And here I am 12, and drive him to stick. You're going to pick them up. Well, that's awesome. You could do it. My sister's first car was a standard, so I was going to get her car as a hand me down when I turned 16. My dad took me to parking lot.
Starting point is 00:04:21 About 30 minutes in. He's like, yeah, we're just going to have to get a different car. There was just no help. Good luck, Eddie. Yeah, thanks. Starting small, right? It's starting small. Pretty soon.
Starting point is 00:04:32 He's going to be on his own, driving to school. Oh, boy. Oh, back. Listen, it's Tuesday. I think we got a good one here. And so if you guys want to be part of the show, you can hit me on Instagram or Twitter. Have the same name. Mr. Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Mr. Bobby Bones. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Bill Hanson just celebrated his 100th birthday, which is cool. Like, to live to 100? That's crazy. Yeah. And he didn't want a party.
Starting point is 00:05:02 He actually wanted to go back to work. He'd been retired. so bored. And he was like, I want to go back to work. So, he went back to his long-time job at Hutchison plumbing, heating, and cooling at Cherry Hill. And he was like, all right, back to work you go. So they took him back. And now he's working part-time every day. At a hundred years old. I wonder what he does. Hmm. Little things around the office. That's a little building. Probably some whittling. That doesn't say there, but I imagine he wittles. Maybe he greets people. Every hundred-year-old got a whittle. Yeah. So I see you. I see you.
Starting point is 00:05:30 The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. in sports, North Carolina won the championship 71 to 65 over Gonzaga last night. Congrats to them. In weather news, there's been over 16 reported tornadoes from Texas to Georgia since Sunday. Louisiana is in a state of emergency. And finally, Hunts Chili kits have been recalled nationwide because the chili seasoning can make you sick. Take it back, they say, to the store for a full refund. I stayed up late watching the basketball game last night.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Did you? Nope. Yeah, I figured you would. But I know who won. And I wore the colors. What color? You wore on white. It's everybody's color.
Starting point is 00:06:12 No. In blue. Everybody's white. And light blue. You have blue jeans on. Yeah, isn't that North Carolina? I mean, they're like denim. I felt like when I was getting dressed this morning, I was dressing sort of North Carolina-ish.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Yeah. North Carolina did win last night. And the game was over late last night. I stayed up lunch. I'm sure you stayed up. Late. Oh, my goodness. The whistles wouldn't stop.
Starting point is 00:06:33 It took forever. The whistle? Oh, the whistle. Whistles. Was it close? Yeah, it was close. Came down to last minute. Edda, you say that late? Of course I did.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Man, it was a great game towards the end. Did you guys gamble on it? I did not gamble. I had like those little numbers, you know, that you bet. Squares. I had that, but I didn't hit any. Yeah. Did you get to your money from Mike D yet?
Starting point is 00:06:53 No. Where is he? We'll do the presentation in a bit. Woo! Yeah. I went to Vegas, took their money. It's not first morning back in the studio. So you'll all get your money later on.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Or will you want to double it up in a game? called Double It Up, huh? And I never mind. It's Tuesday, we got some positivity for you right now. I hope you like this segment because we try to bring you, it seems like the news is always like, but we want to be like, woo! So again, the news goes, bleh. But we're like, woo!
Starting point is 00:07:27 All right, tell me something good. It's anyone's guess how Boo Boo Boo the cat traveled 1,800 miles from California to Canada. but the owner got a voicemail from a Canadian animal shelter said, hey, we have boo-boo. We have the chip. And your cat's here like 2,000 miles away. So, boo-boo's getting sent back. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Sometimes cats, like, hitch a ride on trucks. Vacay. Inside engines and stuff. That's crazy. Good for the family for getting boo-boo back. Maybe. Okay, well, a girl's bathroom at a Laguna Hills high school has taken away the mirrors and put in handwritten signs.
Starting point is 00:08:08 of encouragement. So yeah, I guess when you go to the bathroom, they can't really check themselves out, but that's okay, because they don't want the girls to be focused on their looks or feel intimidated by other girls in the bathroom. They want to be able to read things like,
Starting point is 00:08:19 stay positive, you're beautiful, you're capable, you are unique. I love the thought of this. Like, the idea behind this is great. But they should do every other mirror because sometimes you've got a bugger or you have something in your teeth. Yeah, I know, I was wondering about that.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I guess you have a compact mirror. Like maybe you can carry one around with you? Every other mirror with positive messages. I love the idea. Yeah, I do too. Let's just modify. It's always run for modification. Sure.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Lunchbox. There's this nine-year-old. He comes home from school and his mom's not feeling well. And she's like, I think I'm just going to go lay down and take a nap. And he's like, no, you should go to the doctor. You don't look good. And she's like, no, no, I'm going to take a nap. And he goes, no, you're going to go to the doctor.
Starting point is 00:08:53 So she's like, fine, I'll go to the doctor. Turns out she had a pulmonary embolism. Like that means blocked arteries. And if she would have gone to sleep, she'd have never woken up. Wow. Saved her life. Wow. Holy cow.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Again, the news goes, we go. Woo! That's right. How's the news go? Yeah. And how do we go? Woo!
Starting point is 00:09:17 Round the room. What'd you do yesterday, Amy? Clean the house a lot because I had some workers there, like, installing wallpaper. Some of the stuff was a little bit messier than I thought, so then I had to, like, do some cleaning up because we have company coming this week, you know, the big showers this weekend, so I'm trying to get everything in order. Oh, your adoption shower for it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:36 I wasn't invited. I forgot about that. I know. Sorry. Just trying to get that all, you know, all the kids stuff ready to go so people can see. Lunchbox? Man, I had bowling practice. Oh, you were?
Starting point is 00:09:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's tomorrow, the big bowl off. Yeah, well, we can talk about that. Yeah, I got, so I did a little bowling practice, I got a nap in, and that was my day. What about you? I flew back from Vegas yesterday, and that's a long flight. Were your arms tired? From?
Starting point is 00:10:04 Flying back. So I also got home and went to sleep. And then it's just a slippery slope because you come home, you get home at 3, taking a nap, wake up at 3.45. Yeah. And then you're awake until midnight. Oh, yeah. And so that's why I was able to watch a bad.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I would never step in watch basketball a game. And congrats to North Carolina, they deserve all that except the Arkansas win, you know? Your tweet was funny. So I stayed up and watched the game last night. I worked on the show a bit. And I have a show in Boston, like a stand-up comedy show in Boston on, on Friday night and like everybody from all IHart corporate's coming like the heads up. Oh wow.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Oh wow. Because we're probably going to shoot the special. But anyway, so I'm like, like writing jokes, man. So you add news. No, it's not that punching up jokes, moving things around. Oh, tightening it up. Yeah, and I have the second book that I signed to do. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I'm done. You're done with what? I'm done. Like period? I just go home and I'll look at my schedule and every single minute. It's blocked off. And it's like I'm in schedule jail. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Starting point is 00:11:13 But you know how that mime does the thing we're there in a box? Oh, yeah. And the box is closing in. I feel like I need that rope to fall in that mine box. I can just climb out of it. Oh, boy. I know. But it's good.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Like, I'd rather have it that way than the other way. Like Eddie. It's just chill. Yeah, hang out. I mean. Eddie's got a new skateboard with lights on the bottom of it. I do. And a listener send me those lights.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I mean, I'm... Oh, really? Yeah. It's legit, man. Now the people in the hood, no, I'm coming. Eddie skates around his neighborhood, and he's known as what? The legend. Don't laugh.
Starting point is 00:11:44 He's known as the legend around his neighborhood for skateboarding. The lights make you more official, I think. Oh, yeah. And that's dark time skating only, right? Right, nighttime. And you're how old? 38? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:54 That's the problem. The legend fits if you're 38. You're not like the Wiz kid. Yeah. You're the legend. Legend. Dang. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:07 30 second skinny. After announcing plans to release some new music on May 5th, Chris Stapleton has added several dates to his All-American Road Show tour, which kicked off last week in Vegas. The tour now continues through November and it features a revolving kind of lineup of special guests. Marin Morrison Brothers Osborne also included. That album comes out May 5th. That's a week and a month and a day from today. Yep. Like that's really going to be a big album for our format. Like we're just saying, sitting here. You know, I don't think many people are talking about it yet.
Starting point is 00:12:39 But that's going to be a monster album because Traveler still sells like crazy. Wow. So I'm looking forward to it. What else you got over there? Well, if you've ever wanted to know how to get, you know, in Carrie Underwood type shape, she spilled her kind of
Starting point is 00:12:55 some tips. Consistency, flexibility, variety, dedication, and hard work. You get all of that and boom, you might have her legs. But I would agree with that. I think those are the pretty standard one. She shows up. If you're just consistent at anything,
Starting point is 00:13:11 you're going to get results. But yes. There you go. Amy, that's your 30-6 skinny. Yeah, you're 30-thinny. There you go. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from West Virginia.
Starting point is 00:13:24 A man broke into a house, stole some items, stole a TV, some jewelry, got away, but the only problem is he left one of his shoes behind. Oh, no. And he was like, oh, no big deal. He's driving away around later that night, gets pulled over. And the cop goes, hey, man, where's your other shoe? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:13:40 And he's like, oh, man, I don't know. I guess I left the house without a shoe, and he was like, hmm. And remember the break-in earlier that night? Same shoe matched, arrested. Oh, wow. That's like the criminal Cinderella, right? Yes. Like the slipper?
Starting point is 00:13:54 Yeah. You got to go find. Wow. Oh, I'm Lunchbox at your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Hib Show. Last night, the University of Normal.
Starting point is 00:14:11 North Carolina won the national championship. Matthews, off the mark, and this year... That's exciting. I did feel bad for the Gonzaga guys. The crying is always rough for me to watch. I think I cried after my last high school football game a little bit because I was like, I'm never going to be football again. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:38 It wasn't really about losing because we made it to the state quarterfinals. We're pretty good in my senior year. And so I was like, I'm never going to get to play again and I suck And that's where I think Some of the emotion Come from after the game
Starting point is 00:14:57 It also comes from losing But I don't know What are you think about cry or lunchbox Man I guess I'm okay with it Because a lot of them are never going to play again And they've worked so hard Because let's be real
Starting point is 00:15:10 Senior year Anderson High School last soccer game We lost a Belton I cried Why'd you cry because you lost her because for me it wasn't because we lost because it was over, over. It was over. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Like you, the last meaningful game. Like, I play rec and I understand, but it's not on the same level as winning a state championship or a national title. And you've been working for that your whole life. You, Amy in sports, what was your last sporting thing? Yeah, cry, cry. Oh, Amy cried yesterday. So, I mean, it's all. Let it out.
Starting point is 00:15:39 I mean, it's good. Don't bottle it up. Maybe save it, though, not on camera. That's all My last sporting event though, good question I mean, just Well, cheerleading and stuff does that count? No, probably not
Starting point is 00:15:52 I ran cross country Yeah At what age? My senior year of high school Did you? Were you good? You know, I had to do like the two mile run. No?
Starting point is 00:16:03 No? I mean, but I did it. I did it. I had to run every morning before school It was awesome. Awesome? Yeah, because it felt good. Or awful?
Starting point is 00:16:12 No, awesome. Oh, okay. You guys saw the video at Dirk's after party of Thomas Rett and Luke jumping in the pool. Did you guys see that? I was there for that, but there was such a rule at the party of don't pull out your phones. Yeah. And it was an unspoken rule because the only people at the party were invited people to the party. Like I was for once in my life a cool kid.
Starting point is 00:16:32 And so it was just artists. It was everybody that you could think. Like that night, I got to be careful. You know, you don't want to like stay stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I will. Who cares? but like that night
Starting point is 00:16:45 I mean brothers Osborne I was hanging out with them a lot because I'm friends with those guys Musgraves Dirks Luke I don't even know who else was there but they just took up their underwear jumping their underwear and jumped in the pool
Starting point is 00:17:01 and they like did a pool thing and they jumped back out and I was surprised anybody recorded it because it was just an unspoken rule like don't pull out your phones because it wasn't about that it wasn't about let's do you can take pictures with who it was just people had their face painted Like, Dirk's had his face painted like a, he was an eight-year-old at a carnival. Yeah, I kept seeing people with paint and like...
Starting point is 00:17:20 Cam was there dancing. Yeah. Rhinestones and stuff. And everybody was dancing. Even people you didn't expect to be dancing. I haven't got on the dance floor for a minute. Watch out. Because Dirk's had bought this dance floor that if you get on it and you move it, like lights up underneath you,
Starting point is 00:17:37 like Michael Jackson Thriller for those. Whoa, really? And so everybody's dancing and watching their feet dance back and forth. That's cool. So, yeah, it was good. Now it's like just a blur of who was there because I was so not drunk and drinking water. But they had food too, which is amazing. It was good food.
Starting point is 00:17:54 They had this thing too where when you went in if you were a female, because you had down heels from the award show, they gave you flip flops. Genius. So they have boxes and boxes of flip flops. And you show up as a female and they would say, what size are you? And you go, you know, six or seven or eight or whatever. And they would give you flip flops. Did you get some for you? No, I didn't because I actually had pretty comfortable shoes on.
Starting point is 00:18:13 And I swear I was everybody was still in their clothes Like I was like I'm not having this Everybody was still in their award show clothes Yeah I went back to the hotel Put on a sweatshirt and sweats and then went into the thing I was only and I was like I don't even care Get nobody cared Yeah no
Starting point is 00:18:27 All the big songwriters were there And it was just there were I think I don't know who recorded that video Well Thomas posted it on his Instagram I know but I don't know who recorded It had to be somebody like that Right I have the greatest Luke Bryan story
Starting point is 00:18:39 coming up from that party in a bit Oh I can't wait to hear it And no one will care with me telling it because it was so funny It was just what you think Luke does He found a way to use technology That no one else knew
Starting point is 00:18:53 It's funny I thought this story's pretty delightful You got to see the Taylor Swift story about James Bond Yes They were considering Tom Hiddleston But then once he started dating Taylor I thought he was a wuss and said they cut him Oh no
Starting point is 00:19:09 Daniel Kreutz coming back So he's coming back He was like, I'm never coming back. And they had Hiddleston ready to go. And they were like, ah, Hiddleston's a wuss. He's dating Taylor. Look at all that wussy stuff. Yeah, so he's out.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Mm-hmm. Oh. I wonder, I didn't know if it said, like, did they have to get Daniel Craig to come back with some insane amount of money? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Because I didn't see the dollar amount, but I'm sure about it. I thought the guy that, I don't understand how to say his name, Idris Albra.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Huh? The actor? Eldris Albra. I don't know who that is. Idris Elba. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Yeah. Who's that? Like, really cool black guy? Mm-hmm. He was in... Because Daniel Craig's a British dude, right? Yes. Is he just Alba British?
Starting point is 00:19:52 I don't know. He's in the office at one point. That's how I know him because he played one of the bosses. But he's also like in all these like... Luther. I thought he'd have been a great bond. Have they ever had a black bond? No.
Starting point is 00:20:01 They should have a black bond. But anyway, they got Daniel Craig back because Hiddleston's a wimpy wimp. Okay. I know this guy you're talking about. Yeah, I just... You see him and everything, but you don't know his name. Yeah. Yeah, I can't tell you what he's been in, but yeah, I know who this dude is.
Starting point is 00:20:15 A teen escaped a shark attack by punching it in the face. I love this. Yes, that's what you're supposed to do, right? After she was bitten. Oh. But that's how she got out. A Kentucky teen visiting Florida for a softball tournament during spring break was attacked by a shark. He's out with friends like, da-da-da-da.
Starting point is 00:20:31 And 17 years old, six puncture wounds to the leg. Now, they don't say if that's six bites or six teeth, probably six teeth going in once. Yeah. Ow. It was 3.40 p.m. and it was in Destin. And I saw that Destin had a shark attack. Wow.
Starting point is 00:20:46 And when it bit her, she just started punching it in the nose. My theory is that people aren't watching Shark Week and learning to hit people, hit sharks right on the nose. It's just, that's what you do when something bites you. Totally. You just start hitting it. Because I wonder if I'm in, when I'm in shock like that anyway, if I'm even going to remember, punch it in the nose. I don't think it's a remember. Like if Eddie started biting me, I would just start hitting him.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Correct. Shark, Eddie, monkey, anyone. Analo. Yep. Hippo. Yes. No, you probably die. Those hippos are serious. Oh, yeah. Those are the most deadliest.
Starting point is 00:21:17 I know. Except they look so cute. Yeah, they do. They're not, though. They're, man, they're vicious. This girl in Destin, she was waist-deep. That is crazy. Tiny Sharkton, huh?
Starting point is 00:21:28 Five-footer. So no. That's not very small. It's not very small. She said she thought it was a dolphin coming her way. Oh, she's kind of cute. She's like, oh, cute, dolphin. She tried to pet it.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Mim-bib-bib! Dibib! She starts speaking to it. Duna. Mimi, me, me, me, me. Duna. Duna. Duna.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Punch, punch. Oh, my goodness. That's terrible. She didn't die so we can make a joke. No, exactly. No, no, she's saying. At a softball tournament. Man, I used to play softball all the time.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I was to what softball was what lunchbox is now to wreck soccer. I kind of knew my time was up, though. Oh, you let it go? Because people would spend way too much time. Softball person spends like six hours a day out there just playing in different leagues, and they dedicate their entire life to it.
Starting point is 00:22:11 And so I was like, I don't have time for this. And so, Lunchbox kind of does that now with Rex Soccer. Yeah. Like, his things are naps in rec soccer. And so, but he still got it. Like, I hear people say he can still run pretty good. Keeps me busy. Keeps me young.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Does it? Yeah. Tell you what? Tell me. I mean, when you're out there and you're like, man, this is making me feel young because you're out there with the young people and you're like, I can still hang. A lot of people hating on lunchbox on Facebook yesterday.
Starting point is 00:22:35 About what? I'll read you some of the comments. I disagree with them, all of them. You're my boys. I got your back coming up. Oh, man. I know, I got you. You're my dude.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Rude people? Yep. I'm hurt. I got a North Carolina restaurant banning kids. So before I talk about what you think about it, the owner of Caruso's in North Carolina said, listen, it's pretty upscale place. I can't have kids under five in here because it's annoying everybody else.
Starting point is 00:23:00 And so, boom, he knocked them out. That being said, reservations went from like half full, to like 80%. Oh, wow. Like people are like, no kids, I'm in. Because it's a pretty nice place. He said the final straw was that there was a little girl using an iPad, and the volume was on high, and the parents wouldn't turn it down.
Starting point is 00:23:20 And so she's playing the game. It's like, I just can't have that in this kind of place. Okay. So there's that. I want to grab a couple calls. Let's go to Lee in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Your thoughts, Lee? Well, I would have to boycott every place that did that.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Bobby, being that I have kids myself. Me personally, I believe that a restaurant is a family setting type, but that's just my opinion. And I think you boycotting if you have kids is okay with them, and that's what you have to do as a business, be okay with people aren't going to come to your restaurant if you have rules against them. Right. And Lee, that's all good for you, just like it's all good for him. Like you said, it's your opinion. How old are your kids, Lee? Well, I got two-step kids, 11 and 8, and then my daughter is two and a half almost three.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Listen, I respect your opinion on this, and that's why I wanted parents to call in. So you wouldn't even go without your kids. No, I wouldn't. I appreciate that. Hey, Lee, have a great morning, buddy. Yep, thank you. Thank you for calling. Let me go over.
Starting point is 00:24:25 I want to talk to Dylan and Camden, North Carolina. Hey, Dylan. How's it going, Bobby? What out, buddy? What do you think about this? Man, I have got two kids in my own. I've got a three-year-old son, and I've got a one-year-old daughter, and I'm pretty sure the other night I ruined like six people's dinner.
Starting point is 00:24:44 We went to my buddy's 27th birthday party at Texas Roadhouse, and my daughter was throwing the biggest fit you can imagine. I think it would just make my life easier if I'd have to take my kids out until they were five years old. So you're okay with this, him saying nobody under five and under? Oh, yeah, man, I'm telling you. had my head down, right, hitting my head on the table the whole night, just wishing it would stop. Nothing made her Abby. It sounds like he likes the idea.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Oh, yeah. That's funny. As a dad, he likes the idea. Hey, Dylan, thanks for the call, buddy. Hope you have a good day. Around the room, yes or no, Amy. Yes, I'm okay with the restaurant doing it. Love it.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Eddie, you got two kids, buddy? Yeah, I'm with Dylan. I agree with a restaurant. I mean, I'm not going to it since I have kids, but why wouldn't you go to it? It's so controversial, you know, because people with kids get mad. But here's the thing. He knows he's going to lose business by people with kids. He's okay with that.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Yeah. And it is a business. I mean, we're going to universal front this, I guess. And this never happens on this show. Wow. That we all are with this, dude. So, again, he wants to lose the business of the people with kids. That's his loss.
Starting point is 00:25:53 It's up to him. And if he's throwing the dice. Yeah. And his reservations are up. And if it starts to fail miserably, Bobby thinks, he goes, ah, kids come on bad. Kid Zee Free on Tuesdays. I hope you're not embarrassed by this, Amy,
Starting point is 00:26:11 but I pulled one of your Instagrams. I just want to read it because, listen, we've been together so long that it's like humor and it's like life stuff. And when you're around someone, you just start to take things for granted a bit. Like, I'm hilarious. You take it for granted sometimes.
Starting point is 00:26:26 I do, I do. And you are so sweet and the nicest human and I take it for granted sometimes. Yeah, but sometimes I'm not. But sometimes I'm not that funny. Okay. Let's be real. But I saw you post this on Instagram, and I wanted to read this.
Starting point is 00:26:36 And Amy wrote this. She said, last Saturday. By the way, let me say the picture. There's a picture of Amy running with her daughter on a treadmill, and you were in Haiti. Yeah. And she's running at a workout rate, and her daughter, who is nine, is just kind of goofing around. Just kind of being like her mom. And she has a little dress on in-no shoes, and I had some comments about her shoes, just FYI.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Like, she had shoes. She had flip-flops on. And somebody was like, can someone please get that girl some shoes? I'm like, whoa, we're just having fun. Oh, you're going to get people parenting like crazy all the time with everything you say or do. Right, Eddie? Oh, yeah. That part you should just, because I can only imagine.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Because I have a dog and people do it. Like, multiply that times a thousand. It's going to be kids. Once a human, yeah. So Amy's in Haiti, and she tried to adopt. She tried to have a baby forever, and she couldn't. And she tried to adopt a domestic lunch. She kept moving, and she couldn't.
Starting point is 00:27:30 And she wanted a mission trip for, woman's conference and she met these two kids at orphanage. She's like, these are my kids. I'm going to adopt them. Four years later, we're so close to them moving here. I mean, it could be any time in the next 90 days. I like wait for my phone to ring. Really? Are you watching your phone?
Starting point is 00:27:45 Like, you really do? Yeah. It's that really. Ugh. Like, it's exciting for you, but I hate that for you too. It reminds me of like every day from like 11th grade to my senior year of college waiting for any year old to call. Yes, like that.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Exactly the same. Yeah. So there's this picture. I want to read the post that Amy wrote. Last Saturday, while trying to give blood at the Red Cross in Haiti, a precious nun in the waiting room said to me with a sweet smile, quote, She looks like you, as she pointed to my daughter. I looked at her a little perplexed because she clearly doesn't. By the way, side text, Amy's white, her daughter's black.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Then the nun said, when two people love each other, they start to look alike. Amy writes, for years, I wondered what biological children of mine would look like. Would they have my eyes, my cheeks, my lack of earlobes? Would they twitch their feet or shake their legs like they do? And this was also what my mom and my grandma did before me and would they do this? Thoughts like that used to make me sad, but they don't anymore. We have two beautiful children that look nothing like us, but through love they can and will. we finally have our little mini-mees
Starting point is 00:28:57 I may not have given birth to them but they're ours till the end and I cannot wait to see how much they will become like us in the coming years they obviously will be their own selves as well and it will be beautiful
Starting point is 00:29:09 I will likely never see that Haitian nun again but I woke up this morning thankful for her kind words and there was a picture on Amy's Instagram and I was just like oh of my little mini like it made me like choke on my sad gene I don't own
Starting point is 00:29:24 own really. And I was just like, oh, I got to read this on the air because me describing it just doesn't do it justice. I thought your words were poignant and perfect and so many people are going through the struggle that you're going through. And I know you hear from them and I hear from them and I just thought that was really an amazing picture and thought with a picture. So I know you weren't going to read that on the air and you're like the best human I know. And so it's just, it's awesome. Oh, wow. Second best. My girlfriend's first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's plenty of people. I had adjust the ranking. Of course.
Starting point is 00:29:53 That's fine. There's plenty of people ahead of me. I don't mind that at all. But thank you. Yeah. And people can always reach out. I know what it's like if you're going through the whole maybe infertility or struggling with what you're going to do. Biological children, adopted children. Hit me up. Email me. Whatever. I remember the story of you going into because your husband in the Air Force, you'd have to go in and use insurance and they would come in and check. Yeah, my doctor was on base. So her doctor was on base. Imagine someone coming in and go into your hoo-ha, but in full camo. Yeah. That'd be weird. Yeah. One of it'd be weird about a who all.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Second, they were going into a camo? One time I was getting my fallopian tubes tested. I mean, I was really nervous about this procedure to make sure that there was no blockage. And Homeboy came in and is like straight up BDU's like, like we're at war or something. I'm like, whoa, slow down. For those at home, BDU means. That's your camo uniform. What does it stand for?
Starting point is 00:30:46 Huh? What does it stand for? Bad dude university. The college they all went to. Good question. Good question. Bobby Bone Show But Bobby Bone Show
Starting point is 00:30:56 Here's the latest From Nashville at Hollywood Amy's 30 Second Skinny Blake Shelton had a good excuse For not being at Sunday's ACMs He needed to be in his hometown In Oklahoma He's hosting the official
Starting point is 00:31:10 Construction kickoff For his old red entertainment venue Sounds like a real-life excuse to me I love Blake But I'm just saying I know Also, Blake is kind of like this Let me just be honest
Starting point is 00:31:25 Blake's kind of like Up yours everybody Like really Yeah He doesn't care I like that about him Like I like Blake And I don't say I like with that much
Starting point is 00:31:35 I like Blake I like big Blake Yeah yeah yeah So yeah yeah Yeah what else It's Tuesday So you got some DVDs now available
Starting point is 00:31:44 Or I guess rentals If you want to rent something Star Wars Rogue One is out And office Christmas party Star Wars Rogue 1 is really difficult for me to say Pass You don't want to see it?
Starting point is 00:31:58 That means no Okay I'm Amy, that's your 30 second skinny I had this story a second ago I said hey wait about men wearing jewelry Because they're like Jewelry's making a huge comeback with men Jewelry store
Starting point is 00:32:10 Oh yeah What's coming back from? Jewelry stores are having to like put in new men's jewelry From like rings and necklaces and all kinds of stuff And I'm just not a jewelry guy Samantha's on in North Carolina Samantha, your thought? To, like, really find that attractive.
Starting point is 00:32:25 My husband actually wears a lot of jewelry. He wears some beads stuff from an island from Puerto Rico that he has. Yeah. He wears chains and anything from Rings, Martin Davidson and everything. You like it? I do. Do you feel like, though, he needs a little extra time to get ready with all that? Because that's one of the benefits of being a guy is we can just go.
Starting point is 00:32:41 T-shirt, jeans, let's go. I don't think he has, no. Okay. Hey, appreciate that. Hey, keep working hard. Talk to you tomorrow. Awesome. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:49 All right. See you. It'd be funny if you call back tomorrow. Like, that was a thing. Yeah. Let's go over and talk to how about Nick in Springdale, Arkansas. Hey, Nick. You got something to say about, oh, we lost him.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Oh, me. All right, let's go over to Emily and Lubbock. Hey, Emily. I'm so excited. Thank you for calling. What do you want to say about this? Men and jewelry. Okay, so when I originally met my fiancé now, actually,
Starting point is 00:33:14 he wore, like, multiple rings on his hands. He wore, like, long necklaces, and I just wasn't digging it. and so now he doesn't really wear much jewelry anymore. You dictate his life. Oh, no. I mean, something I told him, I was like, you can't wear that. I'm just like, that's a lot. Like, I understand a ring or two.
Starting point is 00:33:37 If my girlfriend told me, I mean, you can wear your hat backward. That means, don't wear a hat backward. Yeah, if she was like, I really like when you wear a head backward, I'd be like, oh, maybe there's something to this. But she was like, you know what? I mean, you could wear it backward. I'd be like, okay. And I don't wear hats. The only time wear hats backwards is if it's easier for me to not have a bill up front,
Starting point is 00:33:58 like if I'm resting my head, I'm in the forward. But that's one thing in my life I've moved on from. But you could pull it off. I don't think I can, and it's so borderline that I don't. I still dress like a 12-year-old because of my job. That's true. Because I can come in today and this is like a sweatshirt with no sleeves and a hoodie. I can wear this today.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Nobody judges me. And I can also put on a full suit for an award. showing it's all the same because I don't have to there's no expectation of me being professional yeah it's crazy
Starting point is 00:34:29 you see celebrities are like 50 still out just chilling in their fooo looks good to me Fubu Lunchbox jewelry go Oh I think it's ridiculous I think people that wear all the jewelry
Starting point is 00:34:39 look like tools There you go Like I mean absolute tools Okay say that to Bratley Gilbert's face Oh I will he looks like a goober with all that jewelry on You would not tell me
Starting point is 00:34:49 I slate this audio He said he will I'll say this to Brantley's face. I will say to wear jewelry. You better be like Brantley. Yeah. That's right. And just be like, uh, is my thing.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Mm-hmm. I think lunchbox use the word tool and goober. And, and, and. Good luck. Because I'm going to tell you what. He's not going to do anything to me. It's my opinion. He may like it, but it looks gooberish.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Yeah. Mubberish. Mm-hmm. Put that in the old wikabobie file and we're going to bring that back on Brantley comes back in. All right. Like, when you see a guy walking down the street with five, I've rings on and necklaces and some earrings, you don't think.
Starting point is 00:35:25 The question is, can he beat you up? Or is he a rock star? Because that allows you a lot of things. That's true. Or does he think he's a rock star going to work at Starbucks? You said Brantley Gilbert. He's a rock star. Some people start at Starbucks.
Starting point is 00:35:39 You didn't say Brannley Wilson, who was working as a barista this morning. Yeah. Good luck. Let's fucking a beat up at the show. Oh, boy. Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. I want to tell you one of the funnier stories from this past weekend.
Starting point is 00:35:59 So I got it into town yesterday because I was in Vegas for the ACMs for the weekend. And after the party, the show, there was the after party. And lots of people had after parties. But really the big one, the big fun one, because there were a lot of pretentious ones. Where it's like, go show up, look nice, wear your silver shirts. But Dirk's had like the normal person one. Where it's like, just come, we're playing like fun music. music, food, it wasn't packed.
Starting point is 00:36:28 When you think of like a Vegas club, you're like, oh, this is like a bunch of, mm-hmm, it wasn't like that. And it was very, it was a very restrictive list, so I felt lucky to be on the list. And like a lot of our artist friends are there, just hanging. So I get there. And I see Luke, like, Luke Brian going, like, yelling something. And I'm like, what's happening with Luke right now?
Starting point is 00:36:50 And so not in a bad way, but like, you know, Luke, pretty boister. guy. Yeah. I had a little drink. It had been a long night. They've been hosting, so they were letting off some steam. And so I see Luke start walking over to the DJ booth and climb up into the
Starting point is 00:37:02 DJ booth with the DJ that Darks had hired to play music. And the music was pretty good. People were dancing, whatever. And Luke's like, I'm not happy with this, how people are dancing right now. These people need to be dancing more. And I know I'd make white people dance. So Luke gets up and starts like slamming like 90s, Britney Spears. And he starts like playing all this music, but he didn't have a microphone.
Starting point is 00:37:23 And he's like, he has to, he's like, he's like, Where's your microphone of the DJ? And the DJ goes, I don't have a microphone. And he goes, you don't have a microphone? You're a DJ. Yeah. And so, Luke's had a little of drink. And he's playing the best music.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Because it's like all like 90s, 2000, like pop and like 90s country and the occasional new stuff. But he, it's like a, basically it's like a wedding. You want to play stuff that everybody wants to get out and smile to. Exactly. And Luke gets up there and just nails it. And he's like one after the other. And DJ's next to him because, Luke didn't know
Starting point is 00:37:54 to push all the buttons but he's like play this play this they got to have a microphone so Luke takes some headphones plugs it into
Starting point is 00:38:01 the microphone input and starts to yell at people through the microphone ear because he realizes he can talk to people it works that way yes
Starting point is 00:38:07 oh my goodness so he's got a pair of headphones up to his mouth and he's like all right y'all get your beers on the dance floor
Starting point is 00:38:14 let's go and he's like yelling at the crowd through the headphones is the funniest thing and people got out there and the dance floor
Starting point is 00:38:21 went from like 14 people to like 40 people where you couldn't even move. Nice. I mean, it was really, I don't have fun at things like that. So did you get out there and dance?
Starting point is 00:38:32 I did for a little bit. And so did Lindsay. And I'm not, in my old days, you know, my dancing, although I dance hard, it's not really quite up to style with the kids nowadays. But everybody was just kind of like that. But you were with like your peers. It was.
Starting point is 00:38:47 I mean. Like on the dance floor there at that time, I mean, Cassidy Pope was dancing. dancing beside me. You saw Cam, they posted a video. I was there with them. Of them singing Britney Spears, yeah. That Dirk's dancing.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Dirk's and I, like, oddly danced together for like two songs. Like what kind? What kind of dancing? Do you all grind? No. But we just like dance and talk. Because we both wanted to be on the dance floor and we were talking. And he had his face painted because there was a face painter there.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Because I'm telling you, it was like super fun. It was the least pretentious cool party ever. Because Dirk's was like, let's just buy some Chimichangas. and had a faith painter, and Luke was DJing, and there was a little pool, and it was just like people hanging. And so... Chimichangas.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Here's this thing. And you can tell... Again, I'm just going to be cool for a second. Okay, be cool. I'm not cool. No, you have permission to be cool. I walk this line because people go, if you know the artist and you talk about them,
Starting point is 00:39:42 you should have us behind the scenes. But if you talk about them, it's also like your name dropping. Right. So I'm always in this weird place. I'm just going to tell you, just because I will. Derek's like, hey,
Starting point is 00:39:53 I'm flying back tomorrow at six. Dirk's has his own plane, right? He flies a pilot. He's like, I'm flying back at six if you want to ride. I'm like, nope. Let me ride on that thing. Why? Because Dirk's fly.
Starting point is 00:40:02 One, Dirk flies himself. And two, I flew Southwest. That's a big plane where I got plenty of room and I feel safe. And the pilot has a lot of hours. And the pilot's not Dirk's. I love Dirk's. But the pilot, I checked. I grew up South West.
Starting point is 00:40:15 The pilot wasn't Dirk's. And he was super awesome to say, hey, you can fly back with me. And I was like, you're my boy. I'm going to go and get on myself, about flight you would think though after hosting the ACMs and having an after party I wonder if he has to have like a co-pilot situation that's what I was going to say but he went flying till that night like the next night there was a reason he wasn't flying back in the morning
Starting point is 00:40:34 no no no no no I was like whoa he was like if you can hang around okay tomorrow night gotcha oh yeah all that was claiming is out I feel like Dirk's takes flying seriously and I think everybody does I think McGraw does well yeah maybe Tim McGraw like the people that we know but I'm not no I'm good. I don't think most of these people think it's a joke. I just think they do it as a hobby, and it's like, all right, I'm going to trust the pilot does it every day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Good move on your barbara. It was gracious of him to offer. That's super cool. I'm just, I don't care who it is. I wouldn't fly with Amy's husband in a small plane, and Amy's husband is like Iron Eagle. Louis Gossip. You would not fly with my husband? Wow.
Starting point is 00:41:20 It'd be tough, man. I just don't like those small planes. I can tell right now his. He's probably listening right now, and he's probably like, dang, Bobby. It's not. It's nothing against him. It's just that small plane. I don't feel comfortable flying in big planes. Yeah. So a small plane? Yeah. And your husband has actually crashed a plane and landed and survived. Yeah. He prefers to call it controlled landing. Well, because the propellers flew off the airplane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of a sudden he's up there just flapping his arm so fast. He's keeping that thing in the air.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Yeah, the plane definitely turned into a bird and it was not his fault. Oh. You know who else I dance with? Who? Philip from a little big time. Oh, yeah, good dancer? Yeah. Hold on. What other women did you dance with? Because all I've heard of my girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Everybody was crammed on the dance floor. There was no. It was just... But you just happened to be made by Philip and Dirk's? Yeah. Oh. No, Dirk's and I were actually talking for a long time. But Philip was there and we talked for a bit and it was like, all right.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Yeah. This is a good song. Let's jam out. Yeah. So it was good. I danced with my girlfriend very little. Okay. More with Philip and Dirk.
Starting point is 00:42:20 I picture you all dudes and to like ride it. My pony. Like, what was playing? Like, stuff like that. Yeah. Genuine. It was a great party. And I'm just telling you, nobody thought they were too cool there.
Starting point is 00:42:31 That's awesome. And that's so random. Because in this little industry, everybody tries to be cooler than the other person. But it was a good group. It was very, and, like, brothers, Osmore showed up and they were pumped off their win. I bet. Everybody loves them. Because they're awesome.
Starting point is 00:42:47 It's not even that they're awesome because they are musically. No, no, no. I'm saying personally. Like, they're just such good people that everybody was so happy they won that award. That's great. Did I say I got in trouble yesterday? What?
Starting point is 00:43:02 When we did that show and I was in Vegas, I was so exhausted. Oh, you said it was awkward, yes. When I jumped up a little too fast. Because you're in an award show and you're up in the front, you're supposed to everybody, you clap for everybody. Yeah. You know? Stay neutral.
Starting point is 00:43:15 You know, it's the group that works hard. Composure. When Brothers Island's 101, I jumped a little. too hard, a little too fast, and I think I was around the floor to Georgia Line people, and they don't appreciate it very much. Because I was like, Oh, that's great.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Oh, that's great. Oh, great. Great wind from. I was throwing. It was really awesome. Did you dance with Brothers Osborne? I didn't. They weren't on the dance floor yet.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Everybody was going over congratulating them because they were so happy for them that it was just a thing that by the time we left, they weren't on the dance floor yet. But I did watch those two knuckleheads jump in the pool, Thomas and Luke. And they jumped around and they're underwear, and they just got out and put the clothes back on. Oh, my goodness. So that's my one cool story.
Starting point is 00:44:06 If you had to pick a social media of choice, Amy, which one would you pick? Instagram. Okay. Lunchbox? Twitter. I'm a big Twitter guy, too. I like news. I take it back.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Facebook because I like to chat. I got to go Facebook because I can chat. Oh, wow. I'm switching it up. Yeah, I'm switching to Facebook. So we have an Instagram, a Facebook. I'm Twitter because I love news and as fast as I can get it. Here's the story.
Starting point is 00:44:29 If you love Instagram, you're more likely to be narcissistic compared to people who like Twitter or Facebook. Ew. Whoops. What? Yeah. None of it said Snapchat because I think Snapchat's probably my second and then Instagram is my third.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Facebook. Go away. No! I'm glad people will go and we put a lot of showstep up there, but I went to that page for five minutes yesterday just to check and see if people have been posting stuff and so I got in a fight immediately. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:45:01 And I was sticking out for lunchbox. Oh, thanks, yeah, yeah, right on. What happened? Yeah, I want to know what happened. I'll read just in the comments in a minute. Okay. It's just like you can't even go over there. So, Amy, Narcissist.
Starting point is 00:45:16 I don't know that I believe that. According to this. Is there a percentage? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100. Dang it But you gotta love Facebook For the chat option, right? I don't chat on Facebook
Starting point is 00:45:26 No I know you do all show Every time I walk about Lunchboxes his computer If I leave my seat He's chatting with someone And it's way early in the morning So weird
Starting point is 00:45:34 So I don't know How about this? There was a I saw this And I think now They said it wasn't them But the 50 year old teacher And the 15 year old student
Starting point is 00:45:44 They were supposedly At a McDonald's in Nebraska Now They've been gone for a while now Right? Yeah like three and a half weeks I believe, and they said it was not them. They confirmed it was not them in the videotape
Starting point is 00:45:55 from the McDonald's or wherever it was in Nebraska. Tad Cummins, Elizabeth Thomas, there was this picture of a couple that looked like them, probably a dad and a daughter, now you think about it. Right. At Nebraska McDonald's, they put it up. And the last time, though, that we've seen anything of them was them in Oklahoma City.
Starting point is 00:46:13 At a Walmart. And they had dyed their hair. It's crazy that we can't find. Like, we, what? That's what I'm going to say. It's crazy because I think it, This guy had this planned out so well. Usually they catch them within a few days a week,
Starting point is 00:46:28 but it has been almost a month, and they have no traces. Aside from the planned out, like Big Brother's watching us all the time, whether we like it or don't like it or want to know or don't know. There are cameras everywhere. They can pop into computers, and there's a reason they're using cash and not credit cards,
Starting point is 00:46:46 and I'm surprised that they haven't caught them yet at this point. Yeah, and his wife filed for divorce. I saw that. How about that life? Her life, too, has been, like, terrible. Upside down. 180. I think he had kids, too.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Everyone. Did you see it when it broke last night? Did you see the picture? Yeah. Did you think it was then when you saw the picture? No, because I just figured they're not going to be walking into a McDonald's. They walked into a Walmart. But that was very early on when they were making their way across the country.
Starting point is 00:47:16 I think wherever they're at, they're hidden out, and they're not coming out. You got to come out eventually. Eventually. Eventually. And what do you do? Shave your heads? Put on a fake mustache. I mean, they died a dark color and she dyed her hair.
Starting point is 00:47:30 They're going to get caught. They're going to get caught. You just hope that they get caught and she's okay. Because he obviously is not in his right mind. And you hope that she's okay. That's the best case scenario from this. And then he goes to jail for a long time. And then why isn't jail gets what's coming to him?
Starting point is 00:47:49 Whatever that may be. Hey, if you go to iTunes and you search Bobbycast and you subscribe to it, then you get them for free. They're all there on iTunes. Free? We're like the number four, Bobbycast, like the number four podcast right now. Oh, that's awesome. So you can listen on that at our radio, but if there's a data thing you're driving around, you can subscribe on iTunes and search Bobbycast and get that there. Here's this.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Lunchbox had a video as part of our early morning message on Facebook, and lunchbox was at work in straight pajamas, right? And so here's some of the audio. Man, Bobby's in Vegas. He went to the ACMs last night. So I'm like, you know what? I don't need to dress up for work. I'll dress up in my PJ. I see that, dude.
Starting point is 00:48:30 My PJ. You meant to say when the cat's away, the mice come out to play. Yeah, but. Yeah, I guess I'm a mice. You're a mouse. Dang it. I can't be a mice. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:48:41 You know what I'm talking about. But yeah, so this is what we do. So a lot of people responding to that. We put up a message every day in our Facebook page. Like a video, early morning message. In response to LB's PJs, Brian Loflin says, Lunchbox, you want to be taken seriously and given more opportunities, but you don't want to go out looking for opportunities.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Learn a new skill that may open an avenue or look presentable. This, my dear sir, is an example of someone who talks a big game but looks like and doesn't back it up. Mary writes, while I know Bobby is very loyal to LB, I think a large percentage of listeners find it to be very irritating. I don't have much respect for him. I don't think he blends with the kindness of the other co-hosts. I could be wrong. He's an opportunist.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Scamming the IRS, talking badly about his wife, always looking for a handout. So I told them online. I was like, I don't agree. Wow. You told them? That's all I said, because I'm going to get to a fight. I mean, what is wrong with wearing a couple of little PJs to work? I mean, geez.
Starting point is 00:49:41 No one ever yells at Bobby for his outfits. But if I wear PJs, it's like the end of the world. Okay, rude pee. Well, no, it's just Facebook. I wasn't as the end of the world. Here's the thing about Facebook. If you would just take the time, instead of writing a hate message on anyone's Facebook page,
Starting point is 00:49:57 and send someone a nice message, like is a personal message on Facebook, do you know how much nicer the world would be? Like, whenever you want to write anyone, and go, hey, this show, hey, terrible, you're terrible. Just send your buddy, you know, like, I haven't seen you in a long time. I'd like to see you again.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Perfect. It'd be a nice old life changer there. Tomorrow's a big day on the show. because lunchbox will bowl live on the radio and he says he can bowl a 180 no problem? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:25 No problem. In my sleep. So what happened was he said that he was on like the bowling club in high school and he was bowling like 250s and stuff. I don't know a lot about bowling
Starting point is 00:50:35 but I know when I bowl I bowl, I bowl like if I had 100 I'm like I did good. That means you're not very good. So he's like, I can bowl 170. And the listeners
Starting point is 00:50:42 that told me that's kind of tough to do. So I think he's a little full of it. 180. Yeah, 180. Oh, it's all right. Don't give him 10 points. Lunchbox has given me audio of him practicing yesterday. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:50:58 That's like from YouTube. He reserved the private. He just said that was... Of course he did. You believe him? Was that a strike? It was a strike. Of course.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Hit it again. Why do you not believe that? I want to hear the pins. This is from Lunchbox practicing yesterday. Wow. Yep. That was me. How many pens are there?
Starting point is 00:51:18 There's 10. Okay. Is other 10? Yeah, there's 10. Just for idea, though, how many strikes do you need to get to score around 180? You need to average about 18 pins a frame. And a frame's two.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Listen, he knows what he's talking about. So do you practice yesterday? Yeah, for two hours. What'd your bowl? I was in the 145 range yesterday. But you can do 180 in your sleep. Just working out the kinks, you know, making sure I got my steps down. So some of it, though, was just like practicing form, not really looking.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Right. You're just trying to hit your spot and make sure you got the proper spin on the ball. Oh, you spin. Yeah, and today I pick up my new ball. What do you mean? So here's the bet. Lunchbox has to bowl the 180, or he has to do what he's afraid of most in life, and that's hold a python for 60 seconds.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Any snake, but yeah. No, not any snake in the python. Oh, I know, but he's scared of any snake, even little ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, but the only problem is yesterday I bowled for two hours, and I'm a little sore. Yeah? Like my back and my shoulders.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Take a break today. I don't think that's the right move. I think we need to maybe push it back. We can't. We've reserved the alley. You picked Wednesday. Uh-oh. You practice on a wrong day.
Starting point is 00:52:27 It's all you. Man, but I'm just telling you. You guys are going to be shocked tomorrow. Again, if you missed it, here's audio of lunchbox bowling a strike yesterday. Okay. I don't understand what you're laughing at. What do you mean when I'm laughing at? You act like I can't get a strike.
Starting point is 00:52:44 What is at the basement of your house? No, it's the bowling alley. Okay. When you go early in the morning, there's no one there. I mean, you can't be good. Did you have any gutter balls yesterday during practice? Oh, yes. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:55 For sure. Yeah. It's going to happen. Tomorrow morning, it's going to happen. I hope you're listening to the radio tomorrow. It's a whole thing. Does he get to use the bumpers or no bumpers? No bumpers.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Oh, I don't need bumpers. What do you think I'm six? I got faith in you. I hear that. I know what you can do it. Big news this morning is that Tony Romo retired from the NFL. He's going to go be a broadcaster. We have an NFL player that works on our show in the off season.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Matt Overton, who plays for the Colts. Hey, Matt, what do you think about this? Were you surprised that Tony Romo is leaving professional sports? No, brilliant move. Because? man he's taking a beating over the course of his career retire a cowboy go out as a legend loosely use that word legend
Starting point is 00:53:36 but oh it's great man it's probably getting paid great money to be a broadcaster good for him how do you feel about players that stay past their prime just because they want to hang in there and you know like the brett farre thing well i hope i'm that guy I wouldn't mind being that guy hanging on playing forever
Starting point is 00:53:55 but as long as you're playing at a high level it's great but I mean, dude, just listen to your body, man. I just, I'm happy for the guys that can actually walk away on their own and just like, you know, being cut from a team sucks. And who knows what would happen with Romo, but Brett Farb, dude, he was a savage forever. And just I respect him. He's a Hall of Famer's one of the best to ever do it. I listen to my body a lot and, you know what it says?
Starting point is 00:54:24 I'm lonely. Help me. I want to walk away from my... Can I walk away from my body? I don't know. Maybe get a new one? Yeah, you can. You can transform it.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Impossible? But Romo's out. So that puts Matt and Amy's bet null... Off the table. Yeah. Unless he goes somewhere else. Where was I saying he was going?
Starting point is 00:54:44 The Broncos. You were saying he was going to the Broncos. Matt Overton was saying he was going to the Texans. Yeah. So we were both wrong. I was reading a Clay Travis tweet who does a sports show and he was like, that's the most
Starting point is 00:54:54 Houston Texans thing that could have happened in the Texans. They spent a ton of money and a quarterback, and they trade him way to get Romo, then Roma goes, I'm not at football. Yep. So, there's that. Matt, when do you go back and start training for the Colts? In about two weeks. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Yeah. Some of fast, man. Man. Are you in good shape right now or no? Fantastic shape. Do you have to be in good shape to be a deep snapper? Some would say no, but I pride myself on trying to be in great shape. So you snap to the, also Philgles, but you snap to the punter, but then you have to go cover, right?
Starting point is 00:55:26 Oh, yeah. I got to go down and lay some hat. man. Yeah, I saw you, you posted some picture, you tackling someone, I didn't know you tackled. Dude, you were tackling like, you were tackling like Edelman or someone. Yeah, and you, you, the caption was hungry. And I was like, whoa.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Who were you tackling that picture? It was, uh, I think it was Danny Amandola for the page. Oh, Amindola. Wow, that's awesome. Are you known as a hard hitter amongst the old deep snappers in league? Oh, for sure, no doubt. Did they give you respect, like, your team since you're a deep snapper or are you kind of like the kicker where they're like, you know, you're just one of those guys?
Starting point is 00:55:57 No, we get respect in Indy. It calls the 4th Down Army, man. Yeah. Yeah. I play with Adam Ventry, who's the goat, so it's like, he's a legend. But your punter just retired. He did. He's in, with Barstool Sports Now, it's pretty hilarious.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Pat McAfee or whatever? Yeah. I look at that guy. So how do you get a new punter? Through a free agency. Okay. You just go try out. Craig's List.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Are you excited after the other game to meet the other deep snout? Is it that, like, who you go up and talk to? Like, quarterbacks go up and say, good game. Do you go up to other deep snappers and say, hey, good snapping? No, for sure. We, after the game, we go up to the kickers and punters and other snappers. And we talk pre-game, post-game. Listen, you know, Tom Brady's not coming up to me and be like, hey, good game, Matt.
Starting point is 00:56:44 You know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's a little awkward because no one really cares. But we have our own little bromance at the center of the field. We care. We care. Yeah, we do. We care, Overton. Yep, there is.
Starting point is 00:56:53 That's all I care about is the deep snapper. Matt Overton plays for the Colts. I hope you download the I Heart Radio app because we have something called All Access. We play a song, you like it, you can save it right to your phone. You can search your own song, save it right to your phone. Your IHard Radio, IHart Country, All Access Song of the Week, Brothers Osborne, ain't my fault. It's my jam right now. Get on our heart radio, save this song.
Starting point is 00:57:21 It ain't my fault for Brothers Osborne right now. Let's go. Okay, so here's what happened. I presented at the ACMs. It's really cool for me to do that. And I presented album of the year, and the winner was Miranda Lambert for her double album. So I was like, in the winter's Miranda? She comes up, whatever.
Starting point is 00:58:24 And they give me the ACM to hand to her, and I hand it to her. And she gives me a hug. She gives her speech. And they ushered Darius and I off the stage. I had the card in my hand, the card that said the winner is Miranda Lambert. And I'm like, what do I do with this? I was just going to lay it down. And I don't know who to give it to, so I just like, I'll just put them a bag.
Starting point is 00:58:42 actually I put in my pants and then I put it in my bag and I took it home and then we got on the air yesterday I wasn't coy about it I was like I have it I said it on the air yesterday I was like I have this card
Starting point is 00:58:52 what do we do with it and most of you guys were like keep it terrible influence is right so I have the card in my bag and I feel guilty about it because if I had won I would have want that card
Starting point is 00:59:07 oh and I'm thinking and I don't know Miranda that well of all the artist, I really don't know Miranda that well. I mean, I don't. She didn't come by here. I mean, just, yeah, rarely. Rare. I think the only time was Pistolani time. Yeah, long time ago. Long time. And of that, Ashley Monroe and now, I came really good friends. That's the weird thing. That's right. And so, I was, I had the car and I was like, okay, I, even, I just felt this, like, artist guilt. Like, I got, it's important to her. And so I was in the airport, and I saw one of her,
Starting point is 00:59:42 team members. No, you didn't. And I was like, you bum. You gave it to them. Did you? What? Did you not keep it? Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. What was I? Okay, but what was I going to do with it? Keep it. Keep it. I mean, you know how cool that is? I didn't win an award, guys. It doesn't matter. My conscience was eating me up. I'm telling you, I'm with them, right? And I was like, hey, congratulations. So this is to someone in her group, not her. Not her. You know what they're going to do.
Starting point is 01:00:13 They're going to keep it, keep it, keep it. I don't even know if she got it. Yeah, probably not. She'll get it. Okay. She's got so many awards. It's fine. Well, I felt guilty and it was like, yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 01:00:26 And I said, hey, what about the car? That's kind of a big deal, right? Just kind of feeling it out. Maybe he was like, nah, you know, whatever. And he was like, yes, we looked all over for that thing. And it was in my bag one inch in my hand. Oh, my goodness. And I said, hey, I have to give this to you because I'll feel bad about it.
Starting point is 01:00:41 And so I pulled it out and I gave it to him. And he was like, oh my goodness, this is like the greatest thing. We've been looking for this. Really? Yeah. All right, guys. Oh, well then that's the right thing to do. No, you did the right thing.
Starting point is 01:00:51 I mean, they made a big deal out of it. I didn't realize that was like a thing. That they would look for it and want it. Listen, how I don't know how true any of that I did. I just, I have a conscience. I'm not a sociopath. They scammed you. Now they're keeping it, keeping it.
Starting point is 01:01:08 That guy's already framed it. Frame it. Framed it. Framed it. Framed it. Framed it. Brained it. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:01:13 It's off my chest. I feel fine about myself. He was like, suck-a. Yeah, got that guy. I guess I tweeted Miranda. I was like, hey, at Miranda Lambert, I got your card to your teeth. So she... And did she reply?
Starting point is 01:01:25 No, she probably didn't even know I tweeted. Exactly. But, oh, I don't know. Salty, are we? Wow. Anyway, I don't have the card anymore. Just so you guys know, I don't have the car. But that's a cool piece of memorabilia you could have put in a frame and put on your wall,
Starting point is 01:01:37 conversation piece when people come over. I cannot believe you win. up and sold yourself out. That's like going up to a cop and be like, well, man, I got this thing that's illegal on me. Is that okay? I mean, what are you doing? Why would you go and turn yourself in? I would. I feel like, officer, I had a shoplifted of Snickers bars, and I would not feel good about myself if you did not. What should I do? Yeah, I need three hours community service, please. Our listeners are disappointed in you. This room is disappointed in you. Well, now that I know it's like a thing, I guess you did the right thing. She's struggling with
Starting point is 01:02:06 it, too. Oh, no. If you haven't heard the raging idiots do Flask yet, you're missing out. Fake Luke, are you ready over there? Of course I am, Bob Luke. It's the last time we get to play this. Host ACMs, y'all. Yeah, all right. Our last time, fake Luke, are you ready?
Starting point is 01:02:23 Here we go. Here we go. Flask. That's what you sneak into a ball game on a Friday night. Flask. It's camouflage, which makes it your face. favorite flask Boss man is keeping me at work and I need my
Starting point is 01:02:46 flask wish I had my flask Concert cost 750 good thing you brought in your own whiskey Got it for your birthday with your name on the side front jacket pocket makes it easy to hide Oh no it's Saturday Kid Soccer game could it be wrong to Bring it along Wife says you can't Man
Starting point is 01:03:15 Flask Retire the song There it is We are retiring Flask It is a sad day Indeed There'll be some juicy gossip
Starting point is 01:03:30 On the Bobbycast tonight Why? It's all I'm going to say for right now I'm just saying You're not even to say What's pertaining to? No because I go to iTunes
Starting point is 01:03:39 You can subscribe to the Bobbycast But I pulled Like if you just want to go back And listen to some of the interviews like, I have a postman with here. Let's see, where are they? Mara Morris, Lauren Elena, Preston from Locash, Kelsey Ballerini, Walker Hayes, Chris Jansen,
Starting point is 01:03:54 like sit in the house for like an hour and just talk. Songwriters, some awesome songwards, like Shane McAnally, Natalie Hemby, Ryan Hurd, Lee Thomas Miller. So there's a bunch of stuff, and I'll say this too, and subscribe to the Bobbycast on iTunes if you want. But there's this whole story that came out about how women are still making 80 cents on the dollar.
Starting point is 01:04:13 to men. And, you know, I could go into this whole thing about how that's stupid and it sucks and I wish that wasn't the case and we should, you know, make the culture different. Yeah. But what am I going to do?
Starting point is 01:04:26 I'll do it in my own ways. Like, pay Amy more than lunchbox. Like that's true. I feel like that's the way to actually... Nailed it. Yeah. Like, that's the way to actually fix it on my end is that Amy makes more of the lunchbox does.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Yeah, you show by example. Yes. So, but on the last Bobby Cass, it got a lot of controversy because we talk about how much everybody gets paid. Like, you know, rank. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:45 And Lunchbox starts selling a hissy fit in the middle of the podcast. So search Bobbycast and I subscribe to it. Yes, Lunchbox. I didn't throw a hissy fit.
Starting point is 01:04:51 I did not throw a hissy fit. A hissy was kind of their own. I don't think there was a hissy at all. He started screaming. You don't change y'all's meat to make your money? Tamey? Well, because she was complaining that I goof off before the show and I said, well, hey, you're in the recording spots.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Those are paid spots. You're making more money. And salary, though, too. Okay, so there, bam. I don't know if he knew that. Oh, I knew that. For sure. Yeah, yeah, it's in the podcast.
Starting point is 01:05:17 Not for sure. How could you for sure know that? Because I'm not an idiot. I mean debatable. Not by me, but debatable. Some audio for you. Last night was a big night for college basketball fans. The University of North Carolina won the national championship.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Matthews, off the mark. And this year. So congratulations to the Tar Hills. I don't really have an interest, but it's a cool, cool win. And here's the thing I tweeted last night. Like for everybody that goes, hey, just pick underdogs to win the champion. That's how you win it. I let my 7-year-old, and he didn't even, he just threw fruity pebbles at the bracket.
Starting point is 01:06:00 And I won. That's such crap. He had two number one seats playing last night. And you get the most points at the very end. Yeah. So whatever. Nice. Congratulations, North Carolina.
Starting point is 01:06:11 Here is Kids Carpool karaoke with Steph Curry. So on the late late show, you know Steph Curry? Yeah. He joined for a kid's version. of this here. I've been searching my old life to find my own place. Yeah. It's from Frozen.
Starting point is 01:06:27 And he knows it because the kids. The party talking or the chocolate fondue. But with you, I've got my place. And it's nothing like I've never known before. Love's an open. Wow, that's awesome. Eddie, do you know that song from Frozen? I know.
Starting point is 01:06:48 I watched Frozen one time and I never saw it again. I didn't like it very much. Love is an open door. Anyone here seem frozen enough to know that song? Nope. No? Amy, you're going to have to start. I wonder if your kids when they get here are going to care about that.
Starting point is 01:07:00 They love movies. They love Frozen, though? I don't know if they love Frozen, but they love movies. When I was with them last weekend, they were obsessed with Snow White. She was on on the TV. The old school one, and they were glued to it. What are the channels like in Haiti, the TV channels? Well, they don't have a TV at the orphanage.
Starting point is 01:07:20 But does, like, friends come on every day? Like, at the day you're here? Yeah, at the hotel, like, well, we were at the Marriott, so yeah, we had access to certain things. Is it Miami television? Basically, yeah. Sometimes I hit up that weather. But, yeah, it seems like normal TV, but it's not like we're hanging out there and watching TV, but, you know, they don't have it at the orphanage at all. Like, they were fighting over the remote and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, enjoy this, kids, don't fight.
Starting point is 01:07:45 Oh, boy. Wow. Right? That sounds good going to go. Hey, perfect world. You got it. So this guy named Doug wanted to propose with his girlfriend Katrina. He's like, I want to do it.
Starting point is 01:07:55 And he knows that she's obsessed with John Stamos. So he sent John Stamos an email to like a random, hoping that was really his email. You're asking me to help you ask your beautiful Katrina to get married. And from what I see here on this email that you said, you're a handsome man, nice hair, got a good beard, got beautiful blue eyes. Katrina, I would say yes to this. If I was a woman, I'm not saying I'm not, I would say yes to young dogs. Isn't that funny?
Starting point is 01:08:29 That is amazing. John Samos seems like good. I don't know about any. I have no stories about John Samos. Even like people tell me stories that I don't tell me stories that I don't tell because they're like secret stories. I don't have any senior stories about John Samos. That's good. You don't get a secret stories from someone.
Starting point is 01:08:41 I thought he did have secret stories about John Zamos. Do you? No, not John Stamos. Someone like him? Because I thought it was from a... Never mind. My... Context to me.
Starting point is 01:08:52 I'll write it down. Who is that? Is it someone in full house? Oh, no, no, no. That's not John Stamos, but it's somebody from another show around the time to have terrible stories about everything. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Okay. Sorry. My dad. I thought it was John David. I'm the king secret camera in Nashville. Yeah, you are. And then one day, when they fire me, I'm just going to blow them all out at once.
Starting point is 01:09:11 Like, end of the year's sale, clearance, secret time. I do want to say a couple things, because for years and years on this show, we did a whole week where we featured women and country music because we were like, all right, raw deal, raw deal, raw deal. Like, way before the tomato crap happened, way before all this, we were like, this is not right. Like, let's develop these females and let's get them on the radio.
Starting point is 01:09:34 So it's still a process, and every year I would say, hopefully this time next year it'll be a little better. Because nothing just goes boom. And so I looked at, you know, the number one record this week, and I went and purposely sought her out when I was in Vegas as Ray Lynn. She put out a full-length record. you go get and Wild Horse was the number one record so congratulations to Ray Lynn I want to share this with you okay this is a cool thing
Starting point is 01:10:02 and listen I was raised about my mom and my grandma and I got sisters and there weren't I didn't have male influence a lot until later on my stepdad came in when I was 12, 13 years old but for me and some again people would also say hey you're very feminine yourself and I'd be like I agree thank you yeah Ray Lynn this is the top 10 okay
Starting point is 01:10:22 Ray Lennon at number one Reba McIntyre at number four Little Big Town Who I consider female They have Karen's the lead singer And they're two And then
Starting point is 01:10:33 You know Phillips got long hair Right Yeah Yeah So Little Big Town Allison Kraus Also in there
Starting point is 01:10:41 And then Lindsay L had the number And her's the only EP in the top 50 To make it And she's in the top 10 She made number 8 Wow
Starting point is 01:10:49 So you're seeing that It's again it's slowly getting better and better. That's encouraging. You can't ask for just everything to change. And you don't want a revolution. People are always like, let's have this female revolution. You don't want that.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Why? Because revolutions die. You want it to just be part of every day. You don't want something to come across. It's like for the sake of, and people who argue against broke country now are as obnoxious as the broke country people. It's always like,
Starting point is 01:11:17 this ain't go, go, go, con, con, con, con, right? You don't want something. something to just go pop and be a thing for a second. What you want is for a thing to develop and be something. And I mean, Marin's records up here, there are a lot of female. Is it where it should be? No. Is it better than where it was a year ago? Absolutely. There was two years ago? Absolutely. Awesome. So congratulations to all of them. And listen, just on a selfish part, I'm really, like, proud of Lindsay, my girlfriend, Lindsay L. Worth the Wade, her EP came in at number eight out of 10 and it wasn't even a full record. It was an EP. And you should be proud. I'm very proud. And it's okay for you to say that.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Yeah, but I have to like say like, I know it's a fine line. I'm not just like going, hey, this random girl that I don't know did great. What's her name? Lindsay El. How do you say that? El. No, but she put out a really cool. It was cool to see people coming up to her going, hey, your music's really good this weekend.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Because that's the first full project she's ever put out, ever. It's awesome. Ever. So, Ray Lynn, congratulations, love triangles. Wild Horse. Reba, congratulations. And I'll play some of Lindsay L too, which, by the way, she's playing our IHeart Country Village.
Starting point is 01:12:37 And so this is called Waiting on You. And no reference to the bottle rockets, please. What's not to like about this new love thing? Midnight kiss is slow, dances in the rain. But you got my heart beating fast. Where this is going, baby. There you can't say, every time you leave me, I just want you to say. But I got to know where you stand.
Starting point is 01:13:14 There you go. So there's that. So Ray Lynn, Reba, Lindsay, all you want me. Keep fighting it, man. Keep fighting it. Keep fighting it. All of us with uteruses are right there with you, you know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:14:02 That's uteri group. Yeah. Team you. That's what we are. And you're in there. Yeah, you are in there. Yeah. Yeah, no doubt about it.
Starting point is 01:14:10 But you don't have one. I wish. Right, no, I did too. No. You don't. You do not wish you got started out. Why not? Why wouldn't we? You want to grow a baby. Doesn't matter.
Starting point is 01:14:21 It doesn't matter to me. Why not have one? By the way, can I say this? There was an article written. And you tell me if I should take offense. Oh, it's awesome. Do you know what it is? Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:14:31 What is it? There's an article in about David Spade. Oh, never mind. And David Spade has this hot girlfriend. I don't know her name is. from Glee. And David Spade's like in his 50s and, you know, David Spade's, you know, little and older and chubby and Joe Dirt.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Yeah. So they were talking about people like outkicking their coverage and then the article was also Lindsay and I as me as somebody. I'm the David Spade of this. Hey Morgan, what's this girl's name? Do you remember Nina? It's Nia Rivera. She was on Glee. Okay. And it's like, look at all these, and it had all these things and one of the ones was, am I David
Starting point is 01:15:06 Spade? Be honest with me. better. I'm just talking about look. He's way far more talented. You're taller than him. He's far rich. That's what I'm talking about looks. Like looks wise, yes.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Is there that much a difference between us? Oh, too much pause. She's pretty. Yeah, but Lindsay and Bobby. Is there that much of a gap between us? I would say.
Starting point is 01:15:25 She's really pretty too. But I'm not. No. No, okay. Fair enough. All right, goodbye. We're going to do this birthday thing because Morgan just sent me a note
Starting point is 01:15:33 so don't forget about your birthday. Oh, lunchbox is the only to edit you at the camera. I know. Lunchboxes just gave you the hand signal of camera. So, okay, just the thing. This is not my bit, but
Starting point is 01:15:45 Morgan and Lunchbox both said they wanted to do this bit. Yeah. So, and Morgan runs the show. You know, Morgan... Oh, yeah, here we go. Stop. Stop. It's so funny, it bothers Lunchbox so much, that's why I say it. Okay, so... But she does. She does. But I like to say that loud, so Longibox can hear it. My birthday was
Starting point is 01:16:03 Sunday. Sunday. And I wasn't here yesterday, because I was doing the show from Vegas. Now, Amy gave me the gift of one day I might get a pair of shoes. But can we talk about how I also gave you a yoga mat and 10 classes of yoga? Yeah, but the big deal was the shoes. The shoes were the... But you're acting like I didn't get you anything else.
Starting point is 01:16:24 No, no, no, I'm not acting like anything. I love... You don't have to give me anything. Well, because, I mean, I get the Yeeys aren't tangible yet. Yeah, yeah. But I did get you other things. Amy gave me the gift of hoping for Yeezy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:33 So, when they come in, I'm going to be super happy. Okay. Okay, so who's got gifts right now? I do. I do. Eddie, where's your gift? It hasn't dropped yet. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 01:16:44 I don't even care about the gift, but Eddie keeps saying he has to. Do you not have, you? No, no, no, it's coming. It's on back order. It's coming, though. You said one week, and it'll be here. Okay. You guys do realize his birthday was Sunday.
Starting point is 01:16:57 You need to have the gifts. Lunchbox should go first or something? I'll go second. Okay, Morgan. Is that good? Morgan. Our head producer has got a gift. She ordered it.
Starting point is 01:17:04 It was also on back order. Right. Here's the thing about gifts. I'm terrible at faking like stuff if I don't. And Eddie's got the camera on my face. Yeah, I do. Morgan said you were going to love it. It's in a bag that says another year.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Say, what? And so pull the paper out. Okay. Paper out. Paper out. Paper out. It is a cup. What is it?
Starting point is 01:17:28 I don't know. It's a cup. It says spectacles. It's Snapchat spectacles. Oh, the Snapchat glasses? Yeah. Oh, that's all. That's funny.
Starting point is 01:17:36 You know you can buy these. Right. They're just now available. How did you get them? Can I see through them? Yeah, you can't. When did they drop? I don't understand what they are.
Starting point is 01:17:48 I mean, these are harder to get the Niesies. How'd you get these? How'd you know somebody? I ordered them online, but they're just not available where you can order them online. It was like where they dropped bots around the country, and that was the only way you could get them. Can I get prescription snapchats spectacles? Can you explain what they are? Morgan, that's cool.
Starting point is 01:18:06 There's sunglasses and you can Snapchat from the glasses and you can see your perspective of them. Oh. All right. I don't know how it works, but I'm going to put those on. Yeah, you can link it up to your phone and. Dude, look at me. Oh, just another way for people. Morgan, that's a great gift.
Starting point is 01:18:20 You're going to walk around town with those on your face? Yeah. I love it. Ridiculous. You can even use them at shows and like see the audience. I'm pretty excited. This is actually a cool gift because I didn't know these were available yet. Hey, nice job.
Starting point is 01:18:32 Wow, Morgan. As un fake as possible, you came through. That was a good one. That was a good one. And you know what? I wouldn't even make it a game, but Lunchbox was like, he's going to dominate you. He said that today. Okay, well, we'll see.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Man. Morgan, that's a cool gift. I mean, that's a cool gift. I don't even know what those. I never knew those were made. I don't even know those existed. I can't believe those are actually like real things. All right.
Starting point is 01:18:51 Oh, boy. Now you're ready for the hammer to be brought? Hater in the house. There's got a hammer. Hey, one thing you don't want, a hater with a hammer. All right. He's got a bag. What's your favorite color?
Starting point is 01:19:03 Red. What color's that? White bag. What color is that paper? White paper. Oh, inside of it's a little bit red, yeah. Yeah, I'm not talking about. All right, let's talk about.
Starting point is 01:19:13 There we go. It's very light. Oh. Hey. It's very light, like, it's definitely, I mean, it's like paper inside the bag. Great gifts come in light packages. It feels like, it's very little. I mean, it's a shirt or something.
Starting point is 01:19:32 It looks like underwear. It's famous. Male lingerie. What is that? Oh, my. You left the price tag on it? I don't understand. That is a gift for you and Lindsay.
Starting point is 01:19:45 No. No. No. That's so inappropriate. What? No. No. That's so.
Starting point is 01:19:51 No. I can't. I can't. I can't. Oh, my God. That is so inappropriate. I don't. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:19:57 Just hold on. Hold on. Oh, no. You literally bought Lindsay lingerie. Hold on. That is so weird. Hold on. I don't understand.
Starting point is 01:20:05 Just picture Lindsay No, no, no, no, Stop talking about that. Nobody needs to be picturing anybody in lingerie. A place called Dream Girl. Oh my gosh. It's from Hollywood Hustler. Oh my goodness.
Starting point is 01:20:21 Yeah, what? Oh, we went together, yo. Come on. Your wife went with you. Yeah, we went together and picked that out. The girls are disgusted with you. Why? I'm thinking.
Starting point is 01:20:35 of you, I think it's so awesome. The girls are disgusted with you. Eddie thinks that's hilarious. I'm not going to give her this. Eddie, what do you mean? What do you mean? Because no, no, no, no. All that aside, let me tell you what happens. I go, even if I go, hey, Lindsay, lunchbox bought this piece of lingerie. Put this on. If she walks out, all I'm seeing is lunchbox in this lingerie.
Starting point is 01:20:54 It's so weird. All I'm going to picture is I'm going, hey, look at me. Even though she's wearing it. He's like, Hollywood. No. You, come on. Look at the little things. I didn't want to touch it anymore. No, no. Look at the clips.
Starting point is 01:21:06 They're like, oh my God, stop talking about it. It's so weird. No, it's not weird. It's lingerie. People are grown-ups. Someone else's girlfriend. I'm trying to help Bobby out. It's a good thing.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Don't you girls have like lingerie parties? Yeah. Yeah, but you're getting it for you. It's totally different. Is it? No. This is like a guy's lingerie party. A girl buys it for you.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Okay. Then my wife bought that for you. What have you just said it was for me? Yeah. Put it on, bones. Try it all. I don't put that on. don't forget the leg buckles
Starting point is 01:21:36 It's got the leg buckles Oh my gosh, you're funny You thought that was gonna live? What you're doing? Why'd be it away? That's a terrible gift Yeah I disagree No I'm not taking a picture of her in and giving it to you
Starting point is 01:21:48 Stop Look Wait did he say that Don't worry about what he just passed me I texted him a note maybe I may text him That's so creepy Dude you're so
Starting point is 01:22:00 This is the worst thing I don't understand I don't understand that women have these lingerie parties and they get lingerie from their women. Women. Women. For themselves. For them. You gave Bobby's girlfriend lingerie. That is a gift for Bobby that gives year round. I mean, he can use that on special occasions
Starting point is 01:22:18 and every time you're like, I get a lot of uses of this birthday present. If she says anything to me in it, I'll hear, hi, I'm coming to ban. It's just you. It's from you. It's weird. And you don't have the price tag on on purpose. 3499. I didn't mean to leave it on. I just thought I got a gift wrapped at the store. I thought they would take it off, man.
Starting point is 01:22:39 Hey, Ray, move that song down, will you? Wow. Wait, this has turned into a disgusting segment. That was funny. I didn't expect that. I didn't expect that to be when you were good. I was going to be like something heartfelt. It was heartfelt.
Starting point is 01:22:51 I'm serious. Dude, it's something different. You got to think outside the box when you're getting. Morgan, can you set these up for me? Yeah. Hey, Morgan, can you set that up for her? him. Hey, but secretly,
Starting point is 01:23:04 secretly, you don't see it as like lunchbox looking out for his boy, like, hey, looking out for you. I don't. I think it's lunchbox just being sort of, yeah, creepy. Okay. And then he's like, hey, text me to pick in it. That's messed up. Yeah, it's messed up. Is that crossed the line?
Starting point is 01:23:18 Yeah. So the ratings for the ACMs came out, and they're fine. I think they would have liked them to be better. I think that they could have been worse. It was, you know, pretty good ratings overall. I think it's tough, though, because it's a juggling act when you book the show because you're going to have people that complain when you bring the Backstreet Boys in. You're going to have people that complain when you bring these pop collaborations in. I personally enjoyed them.
Starting point is 01:23:45 Loved it. Me too. And I wish they would do more that. But again, it's just a rock and a hard place with when you're the ACMs and you're booking these shows because you have these artists and the artists want to play their new hits. And the normal person watching TV doesn't want to hear a new song. They want to hear like their favorite song. from the artist. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:04 And so it's a weird, hard place to be for them. And I was watching, I was like, man, I feel bad for these guys having to book this show because you've got to, like, cater to everybody's demands. Like, okay, Luke will host, but Luke did actually play his number one song fast. Yeah. Some people play brand new stuff. It's just a weird thing. So what I've done, though, and I thought the show looked fantastic.
Starting point is 01:24:23 I went back and watched it on TV because I recorded it. Oh, nice. I thought it looked really good. Yeah, it did. And so, and I thought the Backstreet Boys were awesome. I think the backtrue boys are great just because it's fun again because like their last two albums they put out
Starting point is 01:24:39 they were like an injured ball player who should stop playing when they put out their last two albums but now they've gone away for a bit and come back their novel again so if I were putting together the ACMs here's the collaborations that I will make so first of all Luke Brian he comes out and he's like that's my kind and I who comes out with him
Starting point is 01:24:57 Lou Began and it's Luke Luke and Luke and people be like, that's what I'm talking about. It's genius. Like, how do you mess up Luke Brian and Lou Bega? Right?
Starting point is 01:25:09 This is for the next show. I'm just throwing this out there. Okay. Dirk's Bentley. Now, Dirk's is different because Dirk's got like, he's a man, but he's like got this feminine thing to him
Starting point is 01:25:18 where it's like he loves, like, just women's rights. And I have Dirk's coming out with no doubt and rocking out with no doubt. Dirk's in no doubt. Tell me that wouldn't be awesome. See that?
Starting point is 01:25:30 Great. Eric Church. and Beck together to the coolest dudes of music. And Beck's like super cool now. Because he changes. Okay. I see that. Okay.
Starting point is 01:25:49 Beck went album in the year two years ago. Now, Carrie Underwood. Let me say this about Carrie at the ACMs. There was nobody that demanded more respect on that stage the entire night than Carrie Underwood. When she came out and I'm sitting there and I'm in like the front rows. They put me in the front rows. I shouldn't be in the front row. I'm in the front rows.
Starting point is 01:26:06 When Carrie came out, people shut their mouths and just paid attention. More than any artist that whole night. Anyone. When any performance, when Carrie came out, she is the Beyonce of country music. It's Carrie Underwood. That just gave me goosebumps. I don't even like Beyonce that much.
Starting point is 01:26:23 I don't even like Beyonce is overrated, whatever. But when Carrie comes out, it's like how she's not the queen of this entire format. And by Queen, I mean, Queen Elizabeth, but there is no king. I don't know. I don't understand. Because there was nobody like Carrie Underwood
Starting point is 01:26:39 at that award show last night. She was heads and shoulders about everybody else. So... So who you got her with? Selene Dion. Whoa. That would be powerful.
Starting point is 01:26:49 Put her with a legend. That's two powerful women. And she's one of the few that can hang with Celine. Period. Al Dean, I got him with Guns and Roses. Tell me that wouldn't be awesome.
Starting point is 01:27:04 No, that's perfect. I got them. My boys Dan and Shea in there. Okay. I have to. Who are they going with? I know. I know who it is.
Starting point is 01:27:15 Oh, you do. You know me? I know you so well. Okay. Who is it? Savage Garden. No, it's not. No.
Starting point is 01:27:22 I think one of them's dead. Oh, goodness. Maybe they just broke up and one of them so low. Wait. Maybe one of them's not dead. I would check. I think they just split as a band. I think they just split maybe.
Starting point is 01:27:31 Okay. Okay. I know one of Millie Vanilli's dead. Yes. And Chris Cross. And one of Chris Cross is dead. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:37 No, I put Dan in Shay with Hansen. I love Hansen. They're really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, who else? I'd put Miranda Lambert because she's cool. Ooh. With freaking Alanis.
Starting point is 01:27:54 Tell me that wouldn't be a sick like together. That'd be cool. Is he sick? Oh, it'd be sick. That'd be the sick. He'd be back to Atlantis. Yeah, dude. Yep.
Starting point is 01:28:05 And then Keith Irvin was an interesting one because he is so versatile. Keith can play with anybody at any time. And it's like, who would you put? Keith Durbin with them. I know who you're going. But you don't. But if you get this, I will give you $10. Go ahead. John Mayer. No, but that would be awesome. I put John Mayer with Lindsay O. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Of course.
Starting point is 01:28:24 Give us a hint. Keith Urban. Keith Urban, because they would just rock the faces off of everybody. I got it. I got it. Go ahead. Von Jovi. No. No. Even later. Later. Go ahead. ACDC. No. No. No. I would put I would put Keith Urban with Green Day and let them just punk rock their whole crowd. The dreams.
Starting point is 01:28:44 Can you imagine Irvin with Billy Joe? Okay. You're like 90s grunge is seeping into this ACM show. That's his dream. Amy, I have Celine Dion and Lou Ebaega. I just said seeping. Seeping. All 90s.
Starting point is 01:28:57 In all 90s. Hansen. Nights. But I'm bringing back these novelty act. That's why. Yeah, because I get it. Backstreet Boys. They're still cool.
Starting point is 01:29:04 Gwen's still cool. Beck's still cool. Guns and Roses are back at it. Green Day still making... Savage Garden question. Oh, they're not even really on the list. I know that was my list Did one of them die
Starting point is 01:29:14 Let me check I didn't look I just trust you Dude when you talk music I trust you Florida Georgia line Nickelback Okay perfect
Starting point is 01:29:21 Let them all just jam out there together Play how you remind me Into any of their songs So this is your ACMs Like if you were running the ACMs I'd put some of those together yeah And just they screw the haters Because they're haters
Starting point is 01:29:32 They're haters every all time And my question though Is when you went to the ACMs I thought when I was watching I was expecting you Bobby Bones To be the only radio person on the ACMs. What
Starting point is 01:29:43 happened? Why weren't you the only radio person? Delicate subject. Like, what do you mean? I was the only radio person. That's what I thought. That's what I was expecting. I was like, yeah, yeah, and then these other radio people came out, so... Diplomatic? Because I'm a more mature person now. What does that mean? Scorce the earth, Bobby, doesn't exist right now.
Starting point is 01:30:05 This is calm collected. No, no, no, no. We don't want... You know what? We don't want... You know what? We don't like... We like that. He's been doing yoga. Namaste. We like truth, Bobby.
Starting point is 01:30:15 The truth is another company cried, and it put the ACMs in a tough place. And they made the decision to add three other radio people. And so I was still there. And so last minute, because somebody had an issue, some things happened. And how do you feel about this? I'm good. I think ready people should take out for a free. other more. I talk about this in the bobbycats all the time. Radio people don't stick out for
Starting point is 01:30:44 each other at all and it stinks. It's a really bad thing and we should. We should have each other's back and we don't. And so even when the girl got in trouble, it's serious for a comment and I was like, she apologized, get off her back. I was like, guys, she apologized and she didn't hurt anybody and some good came from it. I think radio people should have each other back. So I have no problem with it. Like fundamentally I have no problem with it. And radio people just don't. And that's when I find people that are like super cool, like in radio, I don't feel like I compete against other radio stations or people. I'm competing against YouTube and the world of everything.
Starting point is 01:31:17 Other podcasts and just anything. So you weren't upset at all? The only thing I was upset about was that it was, I was invited a long time ago, and it's more of a body of work thing. We put out two albums. One went number one. We had a top five country album. I wrote a book.
Starting point is 01:31:39 it was just, it was very nice of them to invite me and then something happened. I'm actually great with it. I think, because nobody was embarrassing. And the worst thing that can happen is somebody in radio gets up there and is embarrassing and it makes all of us look bad. And I thought they all, I thought Stormy and Ty and the guy from Detroit, I thought they all got up there and did a great job.
Starting point is 01:32:00 See, you know how you say I have a voice? Like when you think I'm like being funny, like, oh, there was that weird voice when he's talking about his wife. Your voice right now, I don't, it's real soft and you're trying to stay like this. If I was to say I wasn't disappointed, I would be lying. But I more so appreciate the fact that other radio people came on and did a good job. Yeah. Because it represents all of us.
Starting point is 01:32:22 And that's a good attitude. But don't you feel like they just took your thunder? Like you worked. Yes, I opened the door for it. But they, listen, the other company did something smart. They were like, no, uh-huh. You got to let our guy. If it were me who was let in, I'd have been happy about it.
Starting point is 01:32:36 So I just look at it Is that how you want to be let in though Is by Yeah if I have to yeah I'll take it Oh doors cracked Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Doors crack
Starting point is 01:32:44 I'll get in So yes So you're not earning it Is no no How you want to do it Let's just maybe let it go Oh I let it go No I'm asking him like
Starting point is 01:32:55 You're asking him a lot You're asking him a lot You're pressing me Yeah you're pressing him That's really how I feel Yeah It was difficult I feel like you're being honest
Starting point is 01:33:03 It was a bummer Because I was the first radio gotten years and years and years and years to get on there. Right. And what did you do all the last year? Like, how did, let's go over your accolades. I don't need to do that. New York Times bestseller. And so where were they on that list? No, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. I'm proud radio was represented well. And I am very thankful to the ACMs and to just the whole everything. I mean, what are they going to do? I'm done. No, no, no. I get one more question. Okay. What are they going to do when you're
Starting point is 01:33:30 named host of the ACMs? They'll put every radio person as host. Is that what they'll, they'll how to do? We'll all just host it together. Oh. And you'll be okay with that? No. At that point I won't be. But yes. But no, it was good. It was difficult at first because I did but now it's good. I got a question. You just asked your last question. No, I have a follow-up question. Were you upset that they got to go on
Starting point is 01:33:54 before you or were you glad with your spot? No, one went after me and two went before me. I was a little irritated at being put in the middle. But again, the overall part of it, I was good. Huh Did you have Did you ever talk to them Be like hey you know I did I did I talk to Ty after and told me did a great job
Starting point is 01:34:11 That's what you said to him I did Stopped him in the hall You didn't say man It's just bigger than me getting upset It's just like artists sticking up for artists And It's just what it is
Starting point is 01:34:24 Did a little bit of you want to say Hey man you're welcome I got you here No On the petty side of me at first Yeah Yes I'm just being honest Yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:34:32 But then once I can have a second and go, this is bigger than just me? No, I did not. You should probably send a tweet to him. Be like, hey, man. Don't need to. I'm proud of how everybody did. Because radio came off great.
Starting point is 01:34:44 And that's what we need. I understand. But radio would have came off great if you would have just done it. You know what it showed me? What? Was, I, and I thought it was cool, as you see the artists interact with, we don't ever get to see artists interact with other radio people because we feel like they come in here and they're all like, hey, and they hug us and whatnot. And I was like, oh, dang. They hug and shake and say hey to all these other people too when they would be up there.
Starting point is 01:35:07 And I was like, oh, yeah. I mean, they rely on radio here or there wherever. Like, we're all in it to kind of play the good music, get it out there. And it was just neat to see them have a relationship. What are you talking about? You're not backing up Bobby's point. I don't need back. You're supposed to be on.
Starting point is 01:35:23 I got a break. I am on Bobby's side. You should be on my side, though. You should be like, hey, Bobby, you know, you're the one that should be up there. I don't know why. I was up there. You should have been the last. lone one. When they earn your spot, I mean, it's like
Starting point is 01:35:35 giving out participation ribbons. Are we going to start doing that in society? Fine, let's do it. What do you mean? Are we going to start? No. I mean, and we all get mad about that. Okay. Okay. Song break, hit the... Namaste. Namastead. This is a Bobbybone show.
Starting point is 01:35:51 Bobby bones. All right. Going to head out today. We appreciate you listening. A couple things. One, if you want to listen to the show, Iheart radio, search Bobby Bone Show on Demand. But I like people asking about the iTunes. We just had to move channels over. That was a rogue channel that had our other one up. Just research
Starting point is 01:36:07 Bobby Bone Show. You'll find our podcast. You'll find the BobbyCast, two different podcasts. So they're up there. Just search Bobby Bone Show and you'll see it says IHart Radio underneath it. That's the one. People are like, where are the new ones? They're up there. We just have to move channels. They're very easy to find. Just research it. Not research it, but re-dash
Starting point is 01:36:26 search it. Yeah. Appreciate everybody being here. Any parting comments, Amy? No, I hope everyone has a great day. Wow, okay. Thank you. Thank you. And I hope you, I know you have a busy schedule, but I hope you get sleep tonight. I get some sleep tonight.
Starting point is 01:36:41 Whoop. I love sleep, Bobby. I think. Hmm, I need to turn my schedule after sleep written in there. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.
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