The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby's Dangerous Kayaking Experience + Amy’s Morning Corny After Dark (Uncensored) + Lunchbox Heckled By His Neighbors
Episode Date: August 31, 2020Bobby talks about his weekend in Boise, Idaho learning to kayak for an upcoming episode of his NatGeo TV show “Breaking Bobby Bones”. Check out Amy’s uncensored version of “The Morning Corny A...fter Dark”. Lunchbox got yelled at by his neighbors. Amy got to spend time with her dad at her house for the first time in a long time. Plus, Brantley Gilbert stops by the studio to talk about his huge man cave, the songs he wrote for Jason Aldean, and fans getting his name tattooed on them! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones, post show, pre-show.
A lot of listeners today are giving me crap
because I wear the same clothes every day, it seems
like. I just grab whatever's
beside the bed at this point. I'm still a bit
in Corona mode, and I think I wore this shirt twice
last week.
Today is literally Monday.
This is another day.
I mean, I'm kind of the same.
I just grab it and go at this point.
Maybe I'll change or maybe this is just a new way I live.
No, I don't know how to go back.
I had to get dressed for something the other day and I didn't really know what to do.
Well, our big rule by ours is Caitlin's rule is there's no street clothes in bed.
If you get into bed and you get under the covers, nothing you've been wearing out that day gets to go under the covers.
Oh, yeah.
No, me, I would just get in full jeans and everything.
Like, all right.
Let's have a little shut eye.
Is that just to like switch things up or because you bring stuff from outside into the bed?
She's like, no street clothes in the bed.
I think it's funny.
She calls them street clothes.
That makes sense.
But yeah, no street clothes on the bed.
I was gone all weekend and I didn't get to watch the Bill and Ted movie.
Because as a kid, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure is my favorite movie.
And I haven't seen it a long time, but I just loved it so much.
And then two came out, which was pretty good.
but the new one came out with Keanu Reeves
and Amy and Mike D saw it.
Oh wow.
The what?
The new one?
Didn't you watch Billet?
I watched the original.
Oh, my gosh.
Amy.
Oh, great.
I love this even better?
Yeah, no, no.
You assigned it to me months ago and I hadn't done it yet.
Oh, that's cool.
Love it.
Love this even more.
Yeah, Eddie.
I was like, what are you talking about the new one?
Like, no, I watched the old one.
No, I feel like I need to watch the old one before I watched the new one.
You watched Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
With my kids.
Tell me about it.
We all loved it.
Yeah.
It was great.
I was like, why is this not how we did school?
That was what I took from it, too.
I was entertained and also learned a lot.
And it inspired me to go learn about Billy the kid.
I said this last week, Joan of Arc, Socrates,
you know, Abe Lincoln.
It was fantastic, right?
It really, it really was so good.
And my kids were not pumped about watching it in the beginning.
But I told them, I said, you know,
remember you weren't pumped about,
Goonies, you loved it. You weren't pumped about
Back to the Future. You loved it. I was like,
I know this looks old
because they look at it right away and they're like,
when was this made? This looks so
old. And, you know,
but then I remind them that
they've liked these movies. So they
loved it. And so now I guess we need to watch
what do we watch next? You can just
probably watch three, right? You can
skip the second one. The second one was kind of a dud.
I never watched the second one.
Okay. Yeah, Bill Ted's bogus journey.
I liked it because I was such
a fan of that movie. I did see where Keanu Reeves
said Bill and Ted are not stoners.
They're just dumb rockers.
He was like, we are not stoners.
So I'll go to Mike D now because Mike D,
you paid the $20. Yeah.
So you bought it on demand.
Yep.
And I thought it was great.
I think it's probably
just as good as the first one. They don't do the
exact same thing. There's a whole new plot line, but
I thought it was awesome. It was funny.
Worth 20 bucks? Yeah. Made me feel good? Yeah, it's great.
Oh, come on. I can't wait to one. I'm going to watch
it this week for sure. Oh, yeah. No, I'll
that's worth it to pay for to watch with my whole family.
And she doesn't need to watch the second one, right?
No, there's like a character from the second one, but...
Is it the Grim Reaper?
Death, yeah.
Yeah.
But other than that, you don't need to watch the second one.
Okay.
What is it?
What award did we get?
We're on the stage.
You were like, Sandy Miss Ice Football Ball Rule.
The CIA, didn't you all?
Yeah, I did.
And Amy didn't get it at all?
I never really got that.
And then after watching it, I got it, and I laughed so hard at that.
You retroactively laughed at Eddie's award speech?
Yes.
It was like two years ago. Good job, baby.
So, yeah, I think it's a great movie.
If families are looking for something to watch together,
that's our thing, especially with coronavirus, there's nothing else to do.
But every weekend we like to find movies to watch.
So next weekend we'll tackle three.
Three.
Yeah.
I mean, you can go for two if you're just dying to.
No, I am.
We'll see.
My voice has been in and out all day, so I'm going to, this will be the last one.
Hopefully I have to wrap up early.
So we're going to wrap up the post show and get right to today's show.
Brantley was on. Be sure to check out Friday's show. For some reason, you miss Friday's show.
We get to put Colin Ray's performance up there. Listeners loved, right, Morgan?
Yeah. Oh, they were so stoked about it. Yeah.
Amy's like, oh, you don't even know. Tell me then.
No, I mean, I don't notice messages about that kind of stuff, but I was getting DMs and comments about it.
It was also just so good. Yeah, it was great. We got to put up all the hits that he played it.
But it was, so which was rare because of the law and you can't put up stuff on demand.
And when people normally have to pay for it, we can't put it up for free.
That's the rule.
Like the general rule is we can't put something up that someone can take for free.
Fast forward to a part and just listen to it over and over again that if they normally have to pay for it.
But this, since it was only parts of songs, and also he was so good.
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Morning studio.
Morning.
So I was in Boise, Idaho this weekend, and we were having dinner, and I was on my phone.
We had been shooting all day of my Nat Geo show, and I was flipping through, and I kept
seeing pictures of the guy from Black Panther, the main actor.
And I was like, I wonder what the, I just never had stuck.
Sometimes on Instagram.
just flipping. I'm not reading
the post, but about the fourth one,
I was like, why is everybody posting a picture
of his name's Chadwick Boseman?
And I stopped and I read it. And I was like,
first of all, he died. If you're just
seeing, hearing us talk about it now, he died over the weekend.
And I have to say that I did like Black Panther. I thought he was a great
actor, but I wasn't like a Chadwick Boseman super fan.
I just didn't know, hadn't seen enough of his movies.
I saw Jackie Robinson, 42,
Black Panther.
I don't know if I had seen anything else.
was always wonderful on talk shows,
like it seemed like a really legit, nice guy.
He did that one skit with Jimmy Fallon
where he hid behind the curtain
when people would come up and talk about
how much that that character
and Black Panther meant to them
and then he came out,
but was just like taken aback
when I read he was fighting colon cancer for years.
Like he was diagnosed in 2016 with stage three.
He shot all the stuff in the middle of treatments and chemos
was going to a lot of hospitals
that talk to kids who were also fighting cancer at the same time.
And with all of this,
We didn't know what was happening.
And it's not our right to know,
but it just says a lot about him.
Yeah, he just wanted to be able to continue doing what he was doing.
He's 43 years old.
Died of colon cancer.
43 years old.
And I'm not trying to start the show by bumming you out,
but I was bummed out.
And I don't normally get bummed out by celebrity deaths.
I'm someone who I'm like, well,
they were famous to me,
but they didn't affect me personally.
I didn't know them.
but I was bummed out by this.
Chattowick Bozeman, who brought the movie Black Panther alive with his charismatic intensity has died.
The article says he's battled colon cancer since 2016 and died at home with his family and wife by his side.
He was 43 years old.
Quote, a true fighter.
Chattowick persevered through it all and brought you so many of the films that you have come to love so much.
From Marshall to Defy Bloods, and they go through a bunch of his movies here.
All were filmed during and between countless surgeries and chemotherapy.
Again, I was a little affected when I didn't expect to be.
What about you?
I think the same.
My kids love Black Panther, and I haven't even told them.
In fact, on Saturday night, I just kind of brought him up like we should watch something,
but I didn't want to tell them.
And I still haven't told them because my son's not processing death really well,
and I think he'll take it.
Like, he's just sensitive to everything.
So I haven't even told them that Chadwick had passed away.
And not that they know who he is.
And I certainly didn't know him beyond Black Panther or Jackie Robinson movie.
But still, just that young.
And then the way to handle it in such a way.
And then I was seeing even stories about how, I guess, his weight had been shrinking
and people would make comments.
But he never addressed it.
But that's why he was, his body was fighting cancer.
Nobody knew.
He looked young, though.
You did.
When he said, I mean, I would have put him at 25.
Totally.
Oh, yeah.
Totally.
I was, you know, for, and you can attest to this too, because your son and your daughter are both black.
But for a lot of black children, that was their first superhero that they were able to look at and go, oh, there are superheroes that look like me too.
And I was seeing a lot of pictures, a lot of posts on Instagram of other black children who were doing the Wakanda forever.
Yeah.
And just all, I didn't expect to be gotten.
But it was, yeah, that was the thing.
I had a, you know.
Yeah, definitely a thing.
And I've, one of a mom that I followed that adopted a kid who is also black, she's white.
And she said that whenever he, you thought Black Panther, which I don't want to give anything away from a movie.
So let's just say there was a scene in Black Panther.
Are you going to spoil Black Panther right now?
I'm not.
So I'm stopping myself.
Listen, Chadwick Bozeman would not want you to spoil Black Panther.
Okay.
She just realized what Black Panther, that superhero character,
meant for her son, it wasn't resonating with her until there was a scene where she kind of was
like, oh, wow. And then she looked over and her son was crying. But that's how special of a
scene it was for him, because it was like, that's, he felt a connection with him.
I read an article talking about how he was helping influence the role in the movie and where
he wanted the accent to be African. So it didn't come across as a leader who had been taken over
by the West and adopted that accent.
All of those things were very important
to him and
the director in that movie.
Well, anyway, again, not trying to
bum anyone out to start the show,
but Boise was good.
I mean, other than that, Boise was good.
I'd never been there before. There's three states
that haven't been to. Well, two now.
Maine, Alaska,
and it was Idaho. It was Montana, too.
I've done these last two.
Boise was great.
We're all on a station up there.
I don't think we have a lot of listeners up there.
Why do you say that?
I just, I don't, I, usually if I'm somewhere and there are people, someone will be like,
hey, man, listen to the show.
Yeah, I don't, we've got to do something up there.
We need to see some ratings, I need to see some ratings or something.
Because I, you know, just loved it.
It's such an outdoorsy hiking, that kind of vibe town.
And we were on a river and I'll tell you more about it later.
but it was great.
Weather was perfect.
We whitewater kayaked.
I sent Eddie a video.
I love it.
It's a great video.
It gives me a good idea
what this show is going to be like.
Holy crap.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Holy crap.
Anyway, we'll talk about it later.
All right, let's get going.
Just appreciate you being here.
We want to be your friends.
I want to be your companions all day, all morning.
If you're listening on the podcast, same thing.
It's the good news countdown.
Counting down the biggest good news stories
across the land.
All right, here we go, friends.
Let's get going here.
Quick hitters.
Number five.
A school in Fort Worth, Texas,
was able to provide school supplies
to all its students this year
to save parents' money.
So 170 families decided to pay it forward,
and they came up with over $5,000
and bought supplies for another school
that needed them.
Dang.
That's baller.
Multiple levels.
First of all, how about this school
for being able to figure out
to have enough money to buy everybody's supplies?
And then that is just an amazing story.
Story.
Number four.
Billy and Nellie Jones of Savannah, Georgia were born just four days apart back in 1920.
They were married when they were both teenagers.
And after 80 years as a couple, they just celebrated their 100th birthdays together.
So they're both 100 years old.
Godly.
And they did it in the house that they built together in 1958.
Wow.
Okay.
I bet the appreciation on that house.
They could probably make a pretty penny off that thing.
That's great.
That's awesome.
Just being a hundred's awesome.
much less your significant other, 80 years is a married couple.
Oh, that's crazy.
Number three.
A family left a note on their door,
thanking their delivery drivers,
along with some snacks for them to take.
This is one driver's reaction that will make you smile when you hear it.
It's people like you that keep on going.
You can't hear it in the club, but he does a hill kick at the end when he's walking away.
This is where Caitlin, who is such a giving person,
and was like, hey, there are a lot of delivery drivers coming by, too,
and long days.
And so we set out a big basket.
And for Uber or anyone, it was like, hey, take whatever you want.
There were masks in there.
There was food.
Well, the problem is she filled it up like three times.
She's like, okay, we're out of stuff.
But I had put on my Uber Eats app, like Postmates app, hey, there's a basket of free stuff.
Just take something after you drop off the food.
And I left it up even though we'd already taken the basket bag.
And I forgot.
And people were, they were hitting me on the app going, hey, I'm out front.
I dropped off the stuff.
Where's the free stuff?
And I was like, oh no, I forgot to take that message down.
I know, a little disappointing.
Number two.
After spending nearly seven years in the New Jersey shelter system,
Brooklyn, the dog, has finally been adopted.
Wow, seven years.
The Hamilton Township Animal Shelter in Trenton celebrated in a post
is said it took 2,536 days,
but this beautiful girl has finally been adopted.
That's awesome.
Seven years.
Here we go, and the big one here.
Number one.
Will Cawson just got engaged.
So naturally, he asked his brother, Henry,
Joe, who has Down syndrome, if he'd serve as his best man on his wedding.
The exchange was filmed and put on Will's Instagram.
This is awesome.
Here's a clip.
So, well, you please say yes to be my best man.
What?
Do you want to be my best man?
Yes.
And that awesome?
Love it.
That's awesome.
That was the good news countdown.
Amy, put yourself in this husband's shoes as I read this story.
This guy discovered that his wife.
wife for four years has been keeping a secret savings account.
Apparently she opened up when they first got married.
She's been putting 10% of her income into it every year.
If you found out, what do you be so mad?
Yeah, because, but why?
Like, what's her reasoning why?
Um, he was unhappy, confronted his wife,
who told him she was saving the money as a safety net
in case anything ever happened to him,
or he started abusing her,
telling him, quote, it's a completely healthy thing to do,
especially for women.
The man argued that what she was doing was
extremely illogical and then was like okay well i'm going to take some for our joint account
and put it in a separate account for me the wife has since left him they're staying friends
that's a mature way to handle it i think that what she's doing actually by being dishonest with it i get
if she's has some deep-rooted fear that she needs to be able to have this emergency fund i feel
like she should tell him about it from the beginning and that makes it healthier or whatever
she called it.
If you tell him about it from the beginning, it's not going to last very long.
You have to hide it effectively or you're in trouble if it's found.
That's the truth of it.
But yes, I'll be upset.
If I find out you're being dishonest with me, I'm going to be upset.
Especially if that it's about her creating a safety net if you fail her in some way, shape,
or form.
Like, she's already thinking, like, I got a plan for when he's a real jerk.
I would be upset. Yes. I'm going to go yes. You would go.
Yeah. Lunchbox, if this happens, what do you think?
Divorce. Immediately? Immediately. That means she's hiding something. What else is she hiding?
Like, that means she's been dishonest the whole time. And she's saving that because she's looking to run.
So you run and you got to get half of it now that you know it's there.
The wife has since left him and is staying with friends and the man acknowledges that they will likely get divorced.
He says his friends think he is right. They've asked for a second opinion.
and if he thought he was going to get sympathy, he was wrong.
Many of the women that have answered to this are agreeing with her.
If you do, then you have to fault her for getting caught.
Because if you're going to do something like this,
you better make sure it is locked in and it never finds out
because that's trouble when it is.
Yeah, I don't totally fall.
Clearly she has some deep-rooted reason
why she believes she needs to be looking out for herself.
So I don't fault her for wanting to make sure she's good to go and take care of herself.
But somehow she should have found a way to be honest
that she was putting away 10%.
Call it for a rainy day.
She doesn't have to say because what if you abuse me.
But just say I would like to take 10% of what I make
and keep it in my own little fund.
That's why you should just have separate bank accounts
so then there's no arguing over money.
That's how we do it.
That way, hey, if you want to take your 10%,
that's fine.
It's less than what I make, so.
I can't see me doing separate bank accounts.
What?
Mm-mm.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby.
Lunch, box.
You've got to protect yourself, man.
Do you see that? Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
I'm not saying what Lunchbox is doing is wrong.
I think you have to do whatever works for your relationship.
But I think that the way y'all do it is definitely the minority.
Yeah, but we seem to be pretty happy.
I haven't, we seem to be pretty happy.
I haven't talked to Caitlin at all.
Maybe she'd want, I mean, listen, she makes her own money.
Doesn't need my money whatsoever.
So maybe she'd want to keep her so I don't get my grubby hands in hers.
Yeah, no.
I mean, come on.
Y'all are going to share.
She's going to want to share.
Not because of your, not because of the money thing.
but because she's going to see y'all as one and making decisions together
and what's mine is yours, what yours is mine.
I'll fly with that.
You want to make the big mistake?
I mean, I'm not dating her, but I feel like I know that that's what she would do.
All right.
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And it's like, hey, you can donate, you can buy a rock.
And so far it's brought in over $12,000.
That's awesome.
Wow.
He said even though there's COVID going on, there's a lot of good news going on in the world.
So, ooh, man.
Jaden, that's awesome, man.
Good for you.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Bobby Bones show.
Boney up the day.
This story comes to us from St. Lucy, Florida.
A 21-year-old man was driving down the road, and he had something stuck in his teeth,
so he was using the rearview mirror trying to get it out of his teeth.
When he wasn't paying attention to the road, went over into oncoming traffic,
and hit a police cruiser.
That stinks, though, too.
The cruiser was at a red light. It wasn't moving.
No injuries.
Nobody was hurt.
Nobody was hurt and he didn't get the piece of meat out of his teeth.
It's still in there.
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What's happening, bud?
Man.
Good to see.
It's always good to see it because you don't live here.
So when you do come, it's like special occasion.
Yeah, man. It's good to be out of the house for a minute.
What are you doing up around town?
You get some work to do up here?
Yeah, we came up and played a little golf with Gator and Rod yesterday.
And just kind of taking some meetings and trying to do something to feel productive.
I'm like, you know, there's people that are handling this thing well, and then there's people like me.
You know what I mean?
I'm just kind of coming unhinged.
I was looking at a picture of you playing golf.
You mentioned that.
And you're in pants.
and I was thinking back if I've ever seen you in shorts in my life.
No.
Yeah, I've never seen you in shorts.
No, I don't wear them.
My pop-all never wore them, and I think that's kind of where I got it.
And then I got chicken legs, so that's probably another part of that.
It looks like I permanently skipped leg day.
Do you have tattoos on your legs?
Not yet, but I'm working on that.
I may wear shorts if I...
Yeah, because why get a tattoo if you can't show it off?
Right.
Which leads me to the next question.
I had texted you about this.
Ramundo had told me, he was...
talking to a girl and she was like, you know, I got a Brantley Gilbert tattoo. And it was the BG
with the tied together. She goes, if I showed this at the door of any concert he's doing,
they let me in immediately. And so I texted you and I was like, hey, what's the deal with
this rumor? Had you heard that rumor before? No. Oh, you had? No. That's new. So they get in free?
Well, I'm asking you now officially, if someone shows up at one of your shows with a Brantley
Gilbert tattoo in the past, has there been, okay, come on in? Not that I know of. Okay. In the future,
though. Is it something that you would consider if more people would get them?
Well, okay, that's a double-edged sword because
I think it's slightly strange to see
like my initials on other people.
Okay. But that's better than seeing like the signed version of it.
Like this one guy asked me at this meet and greet if I would sign his head.
So I purposely signed it like kind of jacked up.
You know, so maybe he'd see it when he sobered up.
I was like, I don't need to do that.
And he did it.
He got a tattooed his head?
On his, yeah.
And I put it in a crooked spree.
by it, where it wasn't like symmetrical or anything, and he did it.
It's wild.
That's wild.
That stinks.
You got five number ones, all which you co-wrote here.
I'm going to play a couple of them here.
Country must be countrywide.
Ray, if you can hit this for me.
It's been nine years now since this song.
Yeah.
Does that seem like just yesterday, or does it seem like just a whole Brantley lifetime ago?
Man, it feels like a lifetime ago, honestly.
I mean, I'm not a rookie.
anymore. I feel like, you know, it's
a, but man,
it's been a hell of a ride, man,
and the guys that they're around me,
man, I'm surrounded by an awesome family, and we've been
a part of this journey together, and, man,
listening back to any of those is kind of like
getting in a time machine for a minute,
but yeah, it feels like a long time ago.
Also in 2011, you don't
know or like I do. Do you play
this at your show still? Yeah, dude, I wrote
that about my wife, who was not my
wife at the time, and we were kind of broke up.
And that was one of those songs that
spitefully put on the radio.
So she had to hear it all the time.
And did she?
Yeah.
And what was that relationship like while you weren't together and she was hearing it all the time?
We didn't speak or talk.
It was like one of those breakups.
We went our separate ways.
I was kind of in not so good a place.
And she, yeah, we went, so we were five years on and off.
And then about five years completely off.
We didn't see her speak.
And then we got back together.
and we've been married five years now
and back together six.
2013 bottoms up.
Now this sound feels a little different to me
from the others.
Did you make a transition from 2011 to 2013?
Was it a producer?
Like your mind of what kind of music you're going to make?
Man, you know what?
I've always approached my entire career
as being a songwriter before an artist.
And I think it's allowed me the freedom
to kind of bounce back and forth
between, you know, different influences and different sounds.
And, you know, it's giving me a lot of freedom.
This next one, 2014, one hell of an amen.
I would assume, just me talking from what I've seen our listeners talk about
and being around you, that this is probably the song that,
one of the songs people come up to you the most and go,
that song really touch me.
For sure.
Man, it was one of those that took on, you know,
a different meaning at almost every day.
every time it played.
And as a songwriter,
one of the most rewarding things,
you know,
about writing a song
is having somebody come up and saying,
hey, man, this,
you know, I can relate to it
or, you know,
it did something that changed the way.
I thought about something.
Help me cope with something.
And that one, man,
what's really cool to me about that song
is that it's, you know,
when we play it live,
and when people hear it now,
it's not so much of a mourning of a loss
or grieving.
It's more of an anthem about,
you know, a celebration of life and legacy.
What happens in a small town from last year, number one?
All five number ones your writer on.
Is that some sort of pride piece for you that it's like,
I ain't doing a song unless there's a part of me that's in it?
For sure.
Yeah, man, I take pride in being a part of the writing process.
And, you know, it's my way I'm making sure that I'm telling my story.
And when people listen to a song from me,
I can, you know, I can say that it's a chapter of my life.
It's a piece of my life.
It's something I've seen or been through or been really close to a situation,
close enough to feel comfortable writing about it.
Which leads me to hard days, which we're about to play.
So this is your latest single.
So you talk about something from you.
Tell me about what from you came into this song when you wrote it.
Man, you know, to me had plenty of hard days to look back on.
You know, I feel like we all have our hard days and our hard memories.
and things that are still hard to think about to this day.
And I love it because it comes from a place, you know,
it meets you where you are as opposed to being preachy or soapboxy.
It kind of just levels with you and bring sort of kind of a helping hand into a coping situation.
On the Bobby Bones Show now.
You know, I mentioned a few minutes ago you had five number ones that you have,
but I didn't mention the two songs that you wrote that Aline did.
You wrote My Kind of Party and Dirt Road Anthem.
Yeah.
Which is interesting because that was pretty mean.
get into town. And so I, when I was hearing the Jason song, that's the only way that I knew it.
But you had done it, right? Like you had recorded it. And then how, but how does that transfer
go? Did someone call you and go, hey, can we do this? Yeah, it actually came through Michael
Knox. It was a good friend of mine. And, man, I think the world of Michael, Michael's Jason's
producer. And he called, and he and I and Cole were all kind of talking back and forth. And he goes,
man, like, we'd love to cut dirt road anthem.
And, you know, that was a song that Colt and I had done together,
and we both had versions of it.
It was, man, it was really cool.
And, you know, then he tells, you know, he turned around and told me,
man, we like my kind of party, too.
That was awesome, because I wrote that song when I was really young,
and I wrote it by myself.
And, man, I was new to town and stuff.
And honestly, like, it was one of those things where we still played it every night.
We had a version of it.
I didn't feel like I was losing a song totally,
and he just made it, you know, his thing.
And, you know, it was an awesome experience, man.
And I feel like both of those songs kind of opened some doors for, you know, me,
you know, kind of to come on the scene with a little more rowdy
than had been played before.
And, I think it worked out awesome.
Big thanks to Jason Aldeen for doing that.
You know, it's funny.
It sounds like a little bit.
it on like a way less talented version of Eddie and I's relationship
because I'll be wearing clothes and he'll be like,
hey, I like that shirt, can I have it?
And I'll go, well, I mean, it's mine.
I'm wearing it.
But can I have it?
And then I'm like, okay, fine.
He goes, what about the hat too?
That feels like that's what Al Dean did with those two songs.
Like he got one and then was like one in the others.
Well, I did have a couple people, you know,
they're following it.
Had to get on and do like a little video telling him,
like, look, Jason Al Dean did not put on a ski mask
and come in my house and steal these songs.
You know, and I didn't say,
I know my soul by having them cut of me, you know, it was actually a huge favor and a huge tip of that.
And I'll always be thankful for it.
I want to ask you about your man cave because I saw you posting about it.
And I guess it's over 7,000 square feet.
It's between 6,5007.
What?
Yeah.
That's, that's huge.
Yeah.
Where is it?
It's, uh, so I used to have this pole barn when we parked my bus under and I tore it down and we built it right there.
Okay.
Just right up like my drive.
drive away from the house. Everybody loves it
by my wife. Do you spend too much time
there? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have, so
your old barn. So I have a barn
at my house now in the back.
And for us to do anything with it, we have to go
and ask the city. Or do you love so far
on the sticks, it doesn't matter? We just kind of
did it. Yeah, that's how I feel I'm going to do.
Yeah. Just do it and
sorry, didn't know. Yeah, ask for
forgiveness. And if they won't give it to you,
you'd be like, all right, it's there.
I mean... Yeah. So what all
is in a 7,000 square foot?
man cave so it's got room for the bus and the bus parks in the middle and then on the right side
i have my 1960s you're talking about my kind of party where it says get the cover off to 68
uh that car's in there and then uh speed corps built an awesome little f-150 race truck for me
uh it's in there um i have another car that's on the way and then my my big truck my f-250's in there
all my bikes are in there
two little drift trikes and some
off-road stuff basically what I did
was took all my stuff
and I'm really obsessive-compulsive
so I have these giant cabinets in between
these pillars that hold a building up
and there's like a touring cabinet
and then like a hunting and outdoors cabinet
and then a sports and recreation cabinet
and a tool cabinet and
everything that I own if it didn't fit
in those big cabinets
and I didn't need it
And I put a full bar in it.
But you don't drink, so what are you doing with the full bar?
Everybody else does.
Nice.
So I have a full bar in my house, and I don't drink.
See, there you go.
Well, really nobody else does either, but still it sits there and it looks good.
Exactly.
See, it's like a, man, it's a, and I got like big buck hunter in there, like the game, you know, with the guns and you shoot deer and stuff.
And then like golden teak off and upstairs, we got like sleeping quarters.
so if you get bit, quote unquote, at the doghouse, you can stay the night.
Nice.
I saw that you pay tribute to Charlie Daniels, and you did an acoustic cover of what's my favorite Charlie Daniels song, Long-Haired Country Boy.
And just growing up, I was like, man, this is my song.
Like, I'm from a really small town in Arkansas.
I had a mullet as a kid.
And I felt like this song was talking to me, but I feel like it's a very underrated Charlie Daniels song.
Why that song whenever Charlie passed away did you decide to play?
Oh, man, because that was just the kind of, you know.
don't tread on me, Charlie.
I just love what that song says
and the way it sounds.
I don't have long hair, so I had to
leave this bald head
country for a long. I'm not bald either.
Well, I'm bald by choice.
Yeah, you shave it. You shave it. Yeah.
I saw that, thought it was pretty cool. And I think also
it was one of the first songs I learned to play on guitar
because it's basically four chords.
Oh, yeah. And it's the four easy ones.
Braintley Gilbert is here.
You guys, be sure to stream.
days, download it.
You know, tweet your radio stations or get on their Facebook page.
You don't have to call them because, you know, that ain't anything anymore.
But you can tweet them and Facebook them.
Did you know that?
I didn't call it's not a thing.
I call everybody.
It's a problem.
Are you a phone use, my phone is basically a computer that I don't talk on?
I text, you know, but I mean, I'm an old school, man.
Like, really, really.
I just got an old soul, I think.
And, like, Borchetta gives me crap because my record label president, like,
instead of texting to me like, hey, are you around?
I just cold call him, like 11 or 12 at night.
I always think somebody's on fire if that happens.
I'm like, oh God, somebody's calling me.
Yeah.
Yeah, the cold calling.
I've probably done that to you.
Yeah, you have.
And I'm like, oh my God, how did I anger Brownlee?
And I'm like, I answer like this.
Hello?
Very tentative.
I'm scared.
Brantley Gilbert is here.
I know you have your guitar.
I know it's early, but would you mind playing us a song here?
Sure, man.
I mean, are you aching?
I guess my question.
is because I don't normally have you play when you come in. I like just like talking with you.
Yeah. But I feel like you haven't been able to play in a long time. And I'm actually doing you a favor.
Man, I appreciate it. How about me? Look at me. Look at me. Because you know how much I love this.
That's a story for another day. All right. And I do. And that's why we are almost never have you play.
Okay. Brannley Gilbert, this is, will you do bottoms up? Is that what? Yeah, man, I can do it for you.
It's early. It's early. If you're a drinker,
You should probably just take the rest of the day off.
I'll do my hot tea.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this IHeart
radio channel or podcast anymore.
But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it.
We hate that we had to take it down.
It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much
as possible.
So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now.
And thank you for listening to the show.
And sorry about all the legal stuff.
Bones.
Nice. Love it. Come on.
Yeah.
Appreciate that.
Yonzie.
At Brantley Gilbert.
Follow him.
Look at this big old man cave bar.
I don't even know what.
I was like, I got to ask Brantley about that.
And you brought it up in the middle of the segments.
And we're like, yeah, the band guys are coming down.
And I was like, don't talk about it yet.
What a wait till we get on the air?
Listen, you know, I love when you come by.
Always great to see you, man.
I appreciate you having me.
It's always a joy to come here.
Oh, y'all are good folks.
You're funny.
I thank the world of you, man.
So I appreciate you having me.
All right, there is.
Brantley Gilbert.
All right, back in the house.
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Let's hear from Jerry in Connecticut.
Hi, Bobby. I live in Connecticut, and listen to 925 on Sunday morning when you do your countdown.
the top 30.
When it gets to the number one song,
this station plays the national anthem at noon.
It's been cutting off the top song every week
for the last month and a half.
I don't know if it's something you can do,
but I'd appreciate it.
Thanks.
Have a great day.
Can you imagine dialing in
you hear like this last seven or eight songs
of the countdown?
Because we're all waiting for the number one song.
And it's like, in now, at number one.
At least it's a national anthem.
Anything else?
Anything else.
I'm going to be like,
what the crap. Jerry, I'll see what I can do. I think that's just them getting the countdown in earlier.
Like, they have to start that thing earlier. This last week's number one song was Maddie and Tay.
At number one this week, it's Maddie and Tay die from a broken heart. And last week's number one was Chris Jansen done.
Sorry about that, Jerry. I'll get on it though. Appreciate that call. Call us if you want. 877, 77 Bobby.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
just unveiled a new fitness tracker, and it's called Halo Band,
and it's got a feature on it called tone that tracks your voice to tell you
how you're feeling or how you're talking towards somebody,
like whether or not you're being a jerk, really.
There's a computer that can judge our tone.
Yeah, like it'll tell if you're happy, hopeful, confused, worried, affectionate, bored, apologetic.
It's supposed to help with communication skills at work and in relationships,
but the promo video really focuses on the relationship part.
There's like a guy sleeping on the couch after a fight with his wife.
And then he checks his halo band and realizes that he wasn't being supportive.
So he goes and apologizes.
I mean, that's funny.
But if they're able to put things on us that judge our tone,
they know every single thing about us.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I mean, they already do.
But even more so.
Like, now they're judging how we're saying things, not just what we're saying.
Oh, yeah, because you know that halo band's recording or somebody's picking up every little bit of business.
They've got the human population locked down and controlled.
Yeah, how much is I going to cost?
So I got to get one.
I go on this hole.
After all that.
I'm like, guys, this is crazy.
How much?
It's $99 on Amazon, but you can request early access and get it right now for $65.
And it's out now.
Yeah.
I tried a couple of those bands.
The Fitbit one didn't do so hot for me.
I did a whoop for a while.
Nah.
It was just, I didn't really understand it.
Was that sleeping thing you were running?
Yeah, well, that was just part of it was sleep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, what else you got?
This is amazing.
Crackers is now going to be inside ice cream, which can you already taste like the salty
sweet goodness?
So they've teamed up with Cool Hoss.
It's a really weird looking ice cream.
I've seen it at the grocery store, though.
It just like says Cool Hoss with really fun colors.
And this particular packaging has Ritz on it with Ritz crackers, and they're going to be
selling it on their website September 9th.
So if you're into Salty Sweet, get you some of this.
And then lastly, Tim McGrawl was reacting to Chadwick.
Bozeman's death at 43.
And he just encouraged everyone to support the American Cancer Society if you can.
We've got to fight this horrible disease with everything.
And, you know, Tim McGrath's dad played baseball.
And Chadwick's breakthrough movie thing was when he played Jackie Robinson and his movie
42 back in like 2013 or something.
And so Tim was just referencing that and tying it all in with that because he's really
passionate about baseball and all that Jackie Robinson did. And ironically, Chadwick's death
was on Jackie Robinson's day for the Dodgers, which it wasn't supposed to be that day.
It just ended up being that day because of coronavirus. Yeah, it's pretty wild. I was just
looking at my Instagram and I was like, what? The guy from Black Panther died? Yeah. I was a bit
shocked. And then when I read, you know, as I mentioned earlier, when I read that he had been
fighting it silently, I was like, wow. And then you started to see people talking very passionately.
about him that knew him. That's how
he was well loved and just wasn't like a jerk celebrity.
You can always tell by the words people use
when they describe somebody, you know,
after they're not around anymore. If they really
liked them, but yeah, that was
a tough one. That's a tough one.
Even for me, I was a little
sad by it. And usually when a celebrity dies, I'm like,
oh, that stinks for them, but it doesn't really
get me much. But yeah, that's a tough one.
Yeah.
That was Amy's
pile of stories. It's time
for the good news.
With Amy.
So the soon-to-be bride's mother was traveling with her wedding dress the day before the wedding.
The mom left the dress at TSA at Newark Airport.
The wedding's the next day.
She doesn't realize it until afterwards.
The dress is gone.
It's been turned into lost and found.
So the brother goes online, files paperwork, like, hey, we left this dress there.
We need to get it back.
But it says, like, disclaimer, normally takes five business days to get whatever back to you.
Well, luckily, this woman, Loletta, she works as a TSA administrative assistant.
She saw that it was for a wedding the following day.
So she made it priority, tracked down the dress, and then overnighted it to the bride,
and she was able to wear it on her wedding day.
That's awesome. Good for everybody.
Yeah.
Boy, good thing because that mom was going to get in some trouble.
Oh, I mean, horrible what you feel. I know.
All right, that's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
They say most people hate their driver's license picture.
I have a pretty good one.
And I got lucky that a listener of the show was taking my picture
because one, you let me keep my glasses on,
which you're not supposed to do.
And two, I was like, I don't like the first one.
Do another one.
Did another one.
Wow.
I have a good picture.
Like, as far as my picture goes,
I'm going to be happier with it.
Just good chin line.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's basically like.
Professionally done.
But again, it was like on Instagram,
you know, you take a bunch of pictures.
So here's what we're going to do here on this show,
is we're on our website, bobbybones.com,
we're having our driver's license beauty pageant.
So everybody's pictures up.
Eddie, yours is just...
It's crazy.
I just picked the wrong time to grow a beard.
I literally was the longest I've ever grown my beard.
And I was like, oh, man, my driver's license is inspired.
I've got to go take a new picture.
And they took that picture, and it looks nothing like me because I have a full beard.
Yeah, it's your Mexican James Hardin, basically.
Yes.
Everywhere I go, they're like, huh, I'm going to picture you without this beard real quick.
Okay, you're good.
All of our pictures are up at bobbybones.com.
Amy, how do you feel about yours?
I don't like it.
It's okay.
It's fine.
My passport's better.
My passport's, my passport is, I look like a murderer.
Because you only get one, yeah.
And then glasses off.
Which passport is what I use.
Morgan's is okay?
Yeah, it's a brand new one.
So it looks pretty much like me right now.
You kind of look like you're smelling a fart.
I will say I had to retake the picture four times because the computer kept messing up.
So that was a four-trying after that.
I don't care anymore.
Just take the picture and get this over with.
And Ray just looks confused in his.
That was no sleep, and I went in there.
Hair was a little messy, and I wasn't smiling.
It's just a prison photo pretty much.
Yeah, it looks like you're scared or something.
And Lunchbox has long hair on his.
Yeah, I look awesome.
Yeah.
Go vote.
Bobbybones.com.
There are numbers on them.
Is that okay, these numbers?
Like Lunchbox's picture has 0-7-2.
Probably not.
Huh?
Oh, it is?
Okay.
Oh yeah, 72581.
Talked about it. That's okay. That information's out there.
It's got his driver's license number, address.
We put up all of our services.
Okay, bobbybones.com to vote in this,
which picture you think wins the driver's license photo beauty pageants.
Amy, let's do the joke. Here we go.
The morning corny.
What kind of exercises de lazy people do?
What kind?
Didily squats.
That was the morning corny.
How's it going with your kids at school?
Pretty good.
Like, they're really enjoying it.
Although, Stasheera did pray last night that she hopes school get canceled.
Because of coronavirus?
Yeah, I mean, we pray every night.
A lot of times it's for good sleep, you know, having good attitudes, praying for their moms in Haiti, pap all.
and then it was her turn to pray
and she kind of threw in
and then also I pray we don't have to return to school.
It gets canceled and we go back to
like distance learning because she doesn't like
her socially distance class.
It's all boys and she never gets to leave
she doesn't even get to leave for lunch.
It's just not what she used to have
so she does not like the new setup.
So they just sit in a room and everybody comes to them
including lunch they never get up?
Well she doesn't. Stevenson gets to go to the cafeteria
but it's social distance and it's only on certain days.
Like the way they're doing it is very smart and I feel like it's the best situation and set up given the circumstances.
But for her, she's not feeling it.
She's with all boys and she brings that up all the time.
And she's like, dear Lord, please get rid of all the boys and cancel school.
How is the school part going for her?
Great.
She has homework all the time.
I think every night that there's been homework, it's taken her two to three hours.
Wow.
So we're...
Practice from home?
Practice from home.
You're right,
oh, I got to start practicing,
calling at that.
And so it's good.
But for her,
I think her grades,
I saw that anything
a 92 and above is an A
and if it's below a 92,
it's a B.
We were like that.
You were?
Uh-huh.
We were straight.
It was 90 to 100 is an A.
It was like A-minus A,
A-plus.
Then if B's were anything in the 80s,
then C's were anything
in the, you know,
Yeah, mine went back and forth, but we definitely had up until 92 was, like a 92 was a B for a lot of my school career.
Oh, I have never heard of that.
Unless I just never paid attention to it.
I'm not scared.
Because I mean, let's be honest.
I was happy.
Moral victory with the 91?
You called to Ney?
Of course I did.
I used to work at a restaurant and I started washing dishes, moved to Busboy eventually after a while.
I was waiting tables.
And against.
what I stood for, the manager at the restaurant, would say, hey, if you finish that plate,
they're done, you take it out to the back, and that bread hasn't been touched, you put it back in the oven.
That's crazy.
Now, it had been on the plate to these people.
And again, I'm young and impressionable.
And also, I got to pay the bills.
I got car insurance.
I have every bill to pay.
So I don't want to lose this job.
And so that's what I did.
And I'm not proud of it, but I would take the bread that hadn't been touched and put it back in the oven.
Now I'm not sure if heat kills the germs inside a hot oven.
In my mind, I had to think that it did so I was able to live with myself.
Because every morning I wake up, look in the mirror and I'd be like, you should hate yourself.
You germ bread serving fool.
But I did.
And so what they would do is they'd put it back in and they'd either put it back out on a plate
or they would chop it up into croutons or salads.
Haven't really gotten over that I was told to do that.
But what happens is I realize if I'm not the only one being told to do that,
do stuff like that. If it's happening to me,
it's happening to people and places all
over the... So,
I don't want to know, but I'm
always a little more careful with what I'm eating. And there was a story
this former McDonald's worker
revealing secrets from her
job. A woman claiming
to be a former McDonald's employee recently uploaded
a video or TikTok. First of all,
saying that they lie about the McFlurry machines
being out of service. Hey, Scoobie, didn't you used to
work at McDonald's? Oh yeah, I worked there when I was 16.
Scoob and Steve worked at McDonald's.
And before I played the clip, because she may
say this too. It's not
that it's broken. What they'd have you guys
do? So what it was, as soon as we cleaned it down
or shut it down for the day, our excuse
was that it's broken because we didn't want it to set it
back up and have to put the ice cream back in and go
through the whole process once we shut it down.
So you don't want to refill it? Yeah, we're just basically being
lazy. All right, she also revealed some secrets
like they're not allowed to accept tips. Here
here's a clip of her video. Here's some secrets
I know from working McDonald's.
First one, the ice cream machine is actually rarely
broken, at least at my location.
We just didn't want to change those heavy back.
of shake mix.
Asking for fries mill salt is just annoying.
Just say you want the fries drop fresh.
Nine times out of ten, the fries are already dropped fresh.
We're actually not allowed to take tips just in case you wanted to dip us.
But I still took them, no.
The sweet tea was made in a mop bucket.
Oh.
And that was the big one.
They made sweet tea in the mop bucket.
But I mean, they cleaned the bucket.
I don't know what they did.
Amy, I put bread in an oven that people had already touched.
So I don't know.
Her name is Desi Joseph has more than five point.
million likes on TikTok.
As to why some employees choose to bend the truth,
they were told to.
No one wants to lose their job.
I didn't.
I used to work at a marina,
and we had a,
like a Mountain Dew and Coke,
like not Frosties, but,
yeah, maybe, what do you call this thing?
Icey.
Yeah, like an icy machine.
Man, we probably
drank all the profits on that thing.
Because there was no way to regulate
how much was in and out.
People would just go and fill up their cups.
me and my buddy Evan would just sit
especially if it rained and probably put down 10 of them
and then at the end of the day you're right then
how many people came in and got them
and you'd be like 40
and definitely hadn't been 40 people in that day
that was another secret
anything else? I'm trying to think like whenever I would
babysit I would just hope and pray that the kids
would be asleep
oh
no and if they would like that was
just the best and you could just watch whatever you wanted on TV
until the parents got home but then act like you weren't
watching TV
A South African duo broke a Guinness World record by singing karaoke for a total of 35 consecutive hours.
Wow.
Jacqueline Brits and Rhinis Lott said they had initially planned to sing for all 48, but they stopped because they were exhausted.
The record attempt to raise money for a church.
Here they are.
By the way, this is a 20-hour mark in their karaoke.
There are two things.
One, you're going to run out of good songs, a few hours in, songs that you really like.
And then two, after about hour of 15, it's like, I don't know if I can do.
You're not really sick.
Yeah, like there's no heart in it.
So, but they sang for 35 hours.
Oh my gosh.
Which is pretty wild.
If you get, we talked about this before, if you go to karaoke, what do you do?
Probably one of all my love is wide open spaces by the chicks.
That's tough.
Well, yeah.
What?
The chicks is still hard for me.
We do.
but I can't say the other one.
I know.
Well, you can say it.
Yes, that's not their name.
When they were the Dixie Chicks.
Yeah.
I was in a friend yesterday, and my son wanted to play that song he loves,
This is Me, the one you dance to from The Greatest Showman.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, the greatest show.
Or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's the name of the song.
Oh, so, yes.
So she didn't really know it.
So Stevenson kept playing it over and over,
and she has a beautiful voice, and we were all singing it together,
and she looked over and she was like,
I never knew you had a good voice.
And I was like, stop.
Are you serious?
Anytime anyone tells Amy she can sing,
she lights up.
She said, this is what she does.
So she notices good singers.
And I don't know if that song was in my range.
Does she want you to pay for lessons now?
Like she sees just enough potential
where if she works with you and you pay her just enough,
she can take you to the next level.
I thought, I'm going to tell the guys about this
and they're not going to believe me.
She was really...
We believe you.
But why would she compliment me for no reason?
Do you ever compliment people for no reason?
No, she's really nice.
But I said, stop, no, I know.
And she's like, no, no, I heard you holding that note.
Okay.
I promise.
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Let's box, what happened?
I got heckled in my neighborhood when I'm out for a walk with the family.
So there's this family sitting on their front porch,
and then there's another family sitting on the other side of the porch,
like maybe 10 feet away from them,
and another family sitting in the front yard on a blanket,
and they're all just kind of hanging out talking.
And the guy on the porch, you know, this guy's beer in his hand,
he goes, oh, we got people over.
Are you going to call the cops on us?
And I was just like
Oh, this is awkward
And I was like
Ha ha ha ha ha
I just kind of awkwardly laughed
And I was like, have a good night
I mean just so weird
And so obviously
He listens to the show
Or word just got out in your neighborhood
Yeah
That you
And I have to know you're from the radio
That you, the guy that lives at this house
Called the cops on a group of people
I mean it was a graduation party
With probably about 50 people
And this was just three little family
We still there was maybe 10 people, and they were very socially distanced, and I just felt like, oh, this is so awkward right now.
And you didn't say anything back?
No, I just kind of loud.
Like, ha, ha, ha, have a good night.
And I wave at him.
And I put my head down.
I'm like, I'm that guy in the neighborhood now.
What's the situation walking?
Because you have two young, really young kids, huh?
I have a two-year-old and a six-month-old.
And so the six-month-old rides in the stroller, and the two-year-old insists on walking.
so we walk very, very, very slow.
And we take forever to go two blocks.
I mean, we're talking an hour to go two blocks
because he picks up every stick and every rock
and every, I mean, everything.
Anything and everything.
He wants to pick it up and it's kind of annoying.
It's a metaphor for parenting.
Any chance that your kids were embarrassed
that their dad's known as the crumudgeon in the neighborhood?
Oh, probably.
I mean, for sure.
Like, my wife was embarrassed.
She was like, oh, no, so they know who we all.
She's like, well, we're not going to make friends with them.
I'm like, no, let's just keep walking.
But that didn't run it.
You ruined it.
It's young you.
No, no, I did what was right in society.
I'm protecting everybody.
So own who you are.
You should have been like, hey, yeah, no, actually, I'm not going to call the cops because
you all have less than 10 people and you're socially distanced.
Good job.
Yeah, and then put it back on this.
Just own it.
I was hoping he was going to be like, oh, no, come on and have a beer, but he was just like, he didn't.
Yeah, you're definitely not getting invited for that.
It's time for the good news.
So this little six-year-old boy named Wilmer, he's from Harvey, Illinois.
He has celebrated his birthday, but the town of Harvey got hit by some massive storms and they lost power.
So his celebration really wasn't that great.
Well, some students at the nearby high school, their student athletes, they heard about this,
and they decided to help Little Wilmer.
So they have this campaign going on called Make a Difference on and Off the Field.
So part of this, they said, let's help Wilmer out.
They gave him a new bicycle and a $100 check that he can give to a charity of his choice.
Oh, cool.
So they gave him something and then gave him something to give to somebody.
Boom.
Oh, that's nice.
Go for those kids.
I've been thinking of a good coach.
It's kind of, some good coaches and parents are influencing that too.
And they can't play right now.
So this is something they could still do together.
And they're the Bengals.
So maybe next year they'll win championships.
If they're the Bengals, tough.
I've been a Bengals fan for a long time.
They don't win crap.
They don't.
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
All right.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Let's hear from Isaac in Richmond, Virginia.
I have it. Tell me something good.
I'm at 7-Eleven, and there are about five teenagers who were trying to go in the store,
but they wouldn't let them in the store because they didn't have masks.
And the U.S.PS man is outside the store delivering his mail doing his job,
and he had a whole pack of masks, and he handed them out to the people.
And so he handed them masks, and they all got to go in.
So I thought that was really nice.
All right, love you guys.
Have a good day.
Thanks for sharing this.
that is good.
Hey, share you're telling me something good with us too.
You can leave a message like he did.
877-77 Bobby.
How was your weekend, Amy?
It was really good.
What happened?
Low key, but my dad finally got to come over.
Wow.
For the first time since Corona.
Huge moment.
Yeah, he said he was sitting in our backyard and we were all hanging out
and we were just talking to him about it what it's been like.
And of course, we've gone to visit him every week.
But for months he was behind a window and only into the last.
last month were we able to see him on the porch at his assisted living place.
So now for him to leave, he said, I feel like I have been let out of the cage.
And so for six months, he's felt as though he's been in a cage.
And you didn't get to touch him?
No, he didn't touch.
A secret.
No, not even secretly.
Just for his safety.
Oh my gosh.
How awful if I was asymptomatic for some reason and then I transferred it to him.
Oh, my gosh.
But hopefully they let him come back all the time.
But that's probably wishful thinking on my part.
But we were still great.
It was still awesome to have him over.
What about you, Boise?
How was it?
It was good.
We taped another episode of my Nat Geo show that will start next year.
And without revealing too much, it was Whitewater kayaking.
And it was with somebody that's a really inspirational person.
The thing about kayaking is you're, especially white water, you have to wear helmets because there are rocks, big waves.
and you dump over.
And so you have to wear helmets and padding.
It's like almost football on the water.
And the boats are tough to keep up.
And you also seal yourself in to the boat.
You put a seal over you so water can't get in the boat.
And when you dump over, you don't come out of the boat.
Someone has to crash into you with their boat
and you have to put your hands and feel it
and then pull yourself over.
What on earth?
Oh, the training.
Who has to crash into you, though?
One of the other riders.
What if they can't get to you?
Well, they say you have about 15 to 20,
second you need to stay underwater sealed into the boat hanging upside down and if you can't there's
an eject pool and then you pull and then ever your boat and stuff go flying down the river and then
you swim. Wow. And they say when you have to swim put your feet up and your head up and you go
and you're also going over rocks as it's happening. Oh yeah. I was going to what yeah so does your
head hit rocks? Well I'm not going to reveal that. I'm not going to tell you if I lived or not.
I think he lived guys. But I know you lived here. But it was wild that a lot of the training
wasn't the rapids
because you can't do those
until you get in them
but it's how to be rescued
and so and we're in Idaho
going down these
you know different cliffs
and rivers
and they have all these
different levels of cliffs
one of the rapids
was called AMF
they're like okay
we're about to go to an AMF
what do you think
that stands for Amy?
Adios
M
Oh wow
yeah
Really?
Like those were the names
of those things
Rick Perry style
yeah
Adios mother
and so
I called it Adios, my friend.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your version.
But it was crazy because when you dumped over, you don't get out.
You have to wait for someone to come.
You have to tee rescue you and they slam into you.
And you just hold your breath as you're upside down.
It's wild.
But I did it.
I lived.
It was the first dangerous thing that I've really had to do.
I sent Eddie a video.
It's great because there's a part in the video where it looks like Bone's going to flip over.
And Bones reaches his hand out like he's going to grab the water and that's going to stop him.
It's impossible.
The paddle, I didn't even use the paddle.
Instinctually, I don't remember this.
I'm going to dump over and take my arm into the water.
Oh, crazy.
Yeah, they're probably like, he's definitely not experienced.
Do you feel like you're, like you walked away
proud of yourself or like some of the stuff when we all see it
are you going to be embarrassed?
Of course, I'm going to be embarrassed.
But I'm supposed to go into these things where I have no idea what I'm doing.
Yeah.
And this one I can tell you.
because I've already, I won't do every episode,
but the guy who's the kayaker that I'm with,
used to serve the military, but he's completely blind.
And he's kayaking blind.
And so he's going through all this crap with no vision.
So.
That seems.
Yeah.
Extremely difficult.
Extremely difficult.
So anyway, it was great.
I mean, I had a good time.
Came back.
I'm tired.
My back is so sore because it's about a 12-hour shooting day each day.
And that's second day.
We were on the water for 12 hours in those kayaks.
So, but it's great.
Hey, after this stuff, do you want to like buy a kayak?
I do not.
No, I don't.
I'm done.
I'm going out on top.
Yeah, I'm Seinfeld on this thing.
All right.
Yeah, it was good.
It was good.
This is Corby from Iowa.
Morning, Bobby.
Morning studio.
I've been listening about eight years.
I used to live in Antioch, Tennessee, outside of Nashville.
And I have actually moved back to my hometown in Iowa,
which is about an hour outside of the Velisca murder house.
So I would love it if I could.
to come over and hang out with Lunchbox
and try to debunk some of this supernatural phenomena.
But either way, we'll be thinking of you.
And thank you, everybody, for all you're doing for the DeRachel victims here in Iowa.
We really appreciate it.
Thank you guys.
Have a great day.
Thank you for the call.
Yeah.
Ramundo, how many days?
50 days.
Until Lunchbox goes to the ex- Murderer Ghost House.
It seems a little busy, doesn't it?
That's a lot of stuff.
I see dead people.
Oh, now he's adding movie clips.
I think Ray doesn't busy work on this.
Okay, so 50 days until lunchbox goes to the murder house.
We're going to actually get on the tour guide tomorrow at this time.
The guy that takes people through the nose of history of the murder house.
He's going to go spend the night there, but that's tomorrow this time.
All right?
Okay.
Are these things cheap or are these things frugal?
Okay.
What do you think the difference is in your mind?
Oh, cheap is like you're being cheap?
cheap, like a cheap skate.
You're trying to, you're stingy with your money for no real reason.
Nice. I like that. That's a good definition.
Like you're just stingy for the sake of it.
Right. And then being frugal is you have to be smart about how you spend your money.
And you're trying to respect that.
Okay, cheap or frugal?
Not taking your turn to buy everyone around to drinks.
Cheap.
I would say cheap.
Yeah.
Buying generic food products.
Like, frankly as a kid, we never got the bottom.
is a cereal. Way to look at the bottom. And instead of frosted flakes, we had flakes of frost.
That is frugal. That's frugal. Yeah. That's not cheap. That's frugal. Because you really can get. It's like generic
medicine. They're like, do you want the generic brand? Heck yeah, I want the generic band. There's no difference.
Yeah. Regifting is regifting cheaper frugal. Cheap. Oh, I don't know. Because sometimes you have a gift that
maybe isn't for you, but you can give it to somebody else and they're going to love it. I'm going to go
with frugal on re-gifting.
Okay.
Because I never re-gifted because I'm like,
I just want to get rid of this.
But if I have something I'm not going to use
and it's, give it to Eddie,
I'll take it too.
I'm going to go frugal.
Okay.
Really? Is anybody else with me on this?
Y'all all think it's frugal?
I think it's frugal.
I don't think people are going to disagree
with you angrily.
But generally speaking,
I would think it's frugal.
Okay.
But it's your opinion.
Not ours.
watering down the soap and soap dispensers, cheap or frugal?
Frugal.
Ooh, that's cheap.
Soap gets right to my heart, though.
You gotta be clean.
Soap gets right to my heart.
Like, I'm going cheap on that one.
Like, there's some things you just shouldn't.
Yeah.
Okay.
Not blasting the air conditioning right now when it's super hot.
It depends on what you can afford, but let's just say you can afford it and you're my husband.
You're being cheap.
Oh, I was going to go frugal.
Okay, you have a personal story there.
No, he is bringing frugal, but I, I don't, I don't need to be hot when we can have it on.
But I, it does, I am thankful for my air because I know some people do not have it.
Only tipping the minimum amount if it's 15 to 20%.
Like regardless of how good the service is.
Yeah, cheap.
Cheap.
Cheap. Trying to find deals or coupons for everything you buy.
Frugal.
Agree.
Nothing, no shame in trying to find.
Yeah.
And then finally, eating, think about the.
one before you yell out your answer. Eating expired food. Generally, cheap or frugal. We'll say
at me at the same time. Think about it though. Let me know when you're ready. It's not a game Amy.
We're not playing against each other. I'm ready. One, two, three, frugal. Yeah. They put those dates to
make you buy, to buy more. I agree. If you smell it, if it's green. If it's green, yeah,
smell and see. Yeah. It's green. Yeah. Like bread. If my bread's expired, but I don't see green,
I eat the bread.
Or you peel the green off that white.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not too good for that either.
Yeah, me neither.
And that's been cheaper frugal.
Thank you.
We should do corny after dark.
Okay.
For our listeners that are new to this show,
Amy does a segment an hour and a half or so ago.
It's called the Morning Corny.
It's a little corny joke.
Fun for the kids most.
That's how it started.
Amy loves corny jokes.
But now there's a new hybrid where it's a little more adult.
I don't know if I can say some of things.
Well, we'll bleep it.
Ray is sitting there with the bleep button.
Mm-hmm.
And if we have to bleep it, we will.
And if it's bleeped, you can hear the full thing on the podcast.
Podcast is uncensored.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amazing, yeah.
Okay, Ray, are you ready?
Yep.
Let's do the corny after dark.
And now the morning corny after dark.
Why are men's voices louder than women?
Why are men's voices louder than women?
Men have an antenna.
I don't get it.
Is that a whole joke or did you end?
That was it?
Men have an antenna?
Oh, you're going to have to beep this, Ray.
She means their penis.
Oh, my gosh.
No.
And I didn't until Amy did her hand in an upward motion.
And you started laughing as soon as you finished it.
She's still laughing.
My eyes are going to water.
I'm not going to be.
I've started modestly.
And we do not have antennas.
by the way.
Transmister radio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, I need a tissue.
Okay, okay.
Hit it again.
Okay.
And now the morning corny after dark.
What's the best part about gardening?
What's the best part about gardening?
She's laughing so hard you can't even say it.
Come on.
What's the best part about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your own.
that one's kind of funny
that's kind of corny
that's really funny
yeah okay
alright hit me with another one
and now the morning corny
after dark
what do you get when you cross
a penis with a potato
wait the setup's dirty
yeah
wait okay so we gotta beat
this is the first
you know we'll do the first thing
what do you get when you cross a penis
with a potato
a dictator
oh my gosh
That's bad, man.
You guys got to go to the podcast today.
I think Ray's fingers are getting time from believing everything.
Okay.
Do you have any more?
I have one more.
Okay.
Is this the cuneagra?
Morning corning.
That one kind of went.
After dark.
Go ahead.
I didn't know if we do three or four, but here's a bonus one.
How is a girlfriend?
Is it worse than the other one?
No.
It's just different.
Go ahead.
How is a girlfriend like a laxative?
How is a girlfriend like a laxative?
They both annoy the crap out of you.
Okay.
That one's not that dirty.
Fine.
No, I mean, but...
Yeah, the dictator one's one that got us.
That's what...
I thought we were just doing three, but...
Okay.
Okay, so bonus.
But yeah.
Thank you for your jokes, Amy.
That was the morning, corny after dark.
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So Lauren Aiken's is Thomas Rett's wife.
You were with her?
Yeah, I was hosting her virtual book lunch.
And there was a Q&A, and we were going back and forth questions,
but organically stuff was coming up.
And so she started talking about an ex-boyfriend or them being friends with exes.
And I thought, oh, wow.
So what about your wedding?
Were there any exes at your wedding?
And she goes, oh, yeah, we had exes there.
But she said one of her most recent ex, I think before Thomas Rett,
and they had dated for a while, she invited him,
but then he called her and said,
hey, I'm not going to come,
but not because I don't want to support you and Thomas Rett,
but I don't want the attention to be taken off of y'all.
Because, you know, they're from a smaller town.
Everybody knows everybody was ever ready,
and he didn't want to walk in and be like,
oh, the ex-boyfriend's here, oh, drama.
And she thought that that was really mature of him,
and they're still all friends to this day.
But he did not attend the wedding.
I wouldn't invite a single ex to mine.
I don't want my about to be white.
to even have a half of one percent weird feeling on her wedding day.
Well, I guess it would depend your age, too, when they were exes.
I mean, I think.
Because if it was like high school, who cares?
Well, no, but they got married fairly young, so it was in that young 20s college range, you know.
And I think it was the one right before she got back together with Thomas Red, or whatever.
I have no, I would not invite an ex to the wedding.
And I'm cool with exes, but I would no way never.
You, did you?
No.
Any of your lunchbox?
Did you?
I had girls that I'd done the thing with at my wedding.
Yeah, I mean.
Did you tell your wife that?
I mean, my wife knows.
I mean, it was...
No, that's not the question.
Did you tell your wife that?
Yeah, we didn't date.
It was more of, you know, flings.
And, I mean, we've been to their weddings.
It's no big deal.
You invited flings to your wedding?
Yeah.
Did you tell your wife who they were
and that you had a fling with them before the wedding?
Yeah, she knew.
No, that's not the question.
Did you tell...
Like, I don't understand.
Yes, she knew that we...
How did she know?
Because you told her?
I'm like, oh, how do you know this girl?
Oh, we met at the club.
You know what I mean?
You invited girls you just met at the club to your wedding?
Yeah, we became friends, you know, hey.
At pool parties.
Why does his voice change when he's like, yeah, you know, yeah?
I'm just saying, like, there are girls that I had relations with,
and they were at my wedding.
I've been to their weddings.
You know, my wife knew about it.
Not a big deal.
Bobby, she knew.
I said, you know, she's in the club.
Pool party, baby.
You know, we do it to bull party.
Club is code for whatever else.
So did your wife have any exes there?
No.
Would you have liked it if she would have?
Nah.
You wouldn't have had it?
Nah.
What if she just didn't tell you?
Is there anybody on the guest list where she invited and you just didn't know?
No, because I knew about her dating history and she didn't.
But you didn't date these girls?
You're talking about.
Yeah.
What if she had some flings?
Well, she went to the club?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think so.
More, I'll have to ask her about that.
that. Now you got to bring it up.
I have a little problem here.
Ray Mundo, before COVID shut your wedding down.
Were you going to invite anybody that?
No, just because I moved around so much.
That's probably the reason. What about her? Can she invite anybody
shoes a date? She could, but she's not
still friends with those people. It's very bizarre. The lunchbox
was still talking to them regularly.
Girls spend the club.
It's bizarre that you would still talk to them
the second time after
you just made out with them at a club.
No, no, I'm not talking make out, guys.
Okay, all right, all right. You know what I'm saying?
Well, that's it. That's a fun.
I get into the way his voice changes.
When he starts talking about this.
I mean, it's been a while since he's talking about
Lunchbox's club days, but his voice changes.
Lunchbox used to say he'd make out with multiple girls a night.
Oh, man, we'd set goals like, oh, let's get five tonight.
So you go to one bar and make out a chick, next bar.
And once you make out a girl at one bar, you've got to move to the next one.
He would come to the morning show from the club.
This is a long time ago.
Yeah, yeah.
And those were the days.
What was the record?
or do you think of girls you made out?
Eight and one night.
And then you tell them, listen, we always go to this bar
Soho at the end of the night.
And so you would tell all of them,
hey, I'm going to be at Soho at 120.
And so you just tell all eight
and see how many show up.
And then you pick it from the litter.
Oh my gosh.
So you make out with them all night.
Yeah, different bars.
But every time you say,
hey, we're going to be here at 120.
Then you see how many come back around.
Yes.
If they remember, if they didn't have too much of drink
and if two show up, then you got to pick from two.
Or they were like, oh, what just happened?
Because you don't want to settle at the beginning of the night.
If you just latch on at the beginning of the night, it's like, oh, my gosh.
Oh, yeah.
Heaven forbid you latch on.
And you are such a prize.
This is clearly pre-coronavirus.
Yes, it was.
But it doesn't matter.
That's still disgusting.
All right, all right.
This is Laura from Fresno, California.
I just wanted to thank you guys for being so positive.
And you guys are always preaching to fail until you don't and follow your dreams.
and after hearing that for three years from you guys,
I actually am doing that.
I've always wanted to own a wedding venue,
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So if you could give a shout out,
it'll be opening in 2021, the Hills at L&D Ranch.
I would really appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
You guys are amazing.
Congratulations.
Sounds like a big deal to you.
I'm glad it's working out.
That's pretty cool.
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