The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Dog Had ‘Oh No’ Moment + Amy’s Son Is Taking “Ninjastics” + Eddie Brings Sad News to the Show

Episode Date: August 8, 2019

Bobby’s dog Stanley did something yesterday that became an issue. Amy’s son is taking a new class that Bobby has never heard before. Eddie brings in a news story that he delivers as the saddest ne...ws ever. We give our controversial list of things we find oddly hot. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:15 What? My right knee. What was that injury from? When I ran a marathon when I was 21. Oh, it's still holding up for that long, huh? Yeah. I mean, it was pretty, I shouldn't have, no. I was popping motor in the entire run, and it was bad.
Starting point is 00:02:28 I water jogged like the last... Interesting. Like a month or so of training. Oh, you trained water jogging. I trained in the water. You put on this little thing you sit in and you just move your legs like you're running. And as long as you do that,
Starting point is 00:02:41 the distance you're supposed to go, when you take it to land, your muscles will be ready. Like, it'll be like you ran. So I did that, but my knee still gave out on me through the run. And, yeah, my mom met me. Like, every few miles,
Starting point is 00:02:57 she was all around Austin. different stops with my boyfriend at the time, and they would hand me pills, and I would pop them. Would you look at them first, or did you take whatever they get? Yeah, what were the pills? Like, uh, ibuprofen, or motron. Molly, Amy's like, oh. I think's so pretty. Right, but no, my knee still bothers me from then, especially if it's going to rain.
Starting point is 00:03:17 My shoulder is killing me. I heard it the first episode when I fell of dancing, and I'll workout. I can get about two workouts in before it just drops from the week. And if I sleep hard, it hurts. Because I'm just like, out, right? So I woke up this morning. It's just killing. I guess I'll never be healed of it completely.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Right? Like, it's just there. The injury is just probably going to be there. I've tried to rehab it, MRIs. Nothing. Good thing is my right shoulder, though. I don't just put a wedding ring on it. What?
Starting point is 00:03:51 Which finger do you put the wedding ring on? Left. Left. But I'm left-handed, though. So do I still put it on my left hand? Yes. I'm not going to. I'm declaring now it will not.
Starting point is 00:03:59 go on my left hand. Because if I got a pitch, I'm not having my ring on in case it flies off. Okay, you can take it off if you're going to pitch put it in your pocket. Ray Moondale, were you telling me the story about your buddy in the wedding ring? Hit a jump in the, like, chase his wedding band? Yeah, so it wasn't
Starting point is 00:04:15 my buddy. I was at the marina, right where the slip were all the boats park, and there was a bachelor party. And I guess guys can either wear the ring before the wedding, some do, some don't. Well, this guy was wearing his ring before his wedding. He was on his bachelor party. He lost it in the marina. It's all this dirty-ass water.
Starting point is 00:04:31 It's all murky. It's fucking blue today, folks. Sorry. Oh, no. Go ahead. And so they had a net. One of the dudes was actually in the water trying to get this. You're not finding anything in water in the marina area.
Starting point is 00:04:44 You can't even see into it. How would you just go? Dirty A. Okay. No, no. Now he changes it. And so, but they were in there trying to find it. Guys were coming up.
Starting point is 00:04:52 They have seaweed all over themselves. And I was thinking, how much do guys really pay for a ring to care about that? Right. Well, you care about the sentimental value. You care about the idea of it. Because the guy's... Because she's going to care. Really? Okay, I'm going to ask now.
Starting point is 00:05:08 If your husband lost his ring, would you care? He has. And that's why we got his at James Avery for $45. But did you care? No, I didn't. But there are some girls that will. But he told me from the beginning, because he's a pilot, and he was in the Air Force at the time,
Starting point is 00:05:23 and he would have to take it off a lot. And he was like, I don't want anything expensive because if I lose it, I don't want it to be a big, deal. Or if I choose not to wear it in my secret life. Oh, shut up. Right. No, no. And you lose it. True. Then you just leave it her house. Okay. Oh, man. Or you can
Starting point is 00:05:39 know that you just spend whatever, 40, 50 bucks on a ring and then you don't feel bad about it. Yeah, I think for dudes, lunchbox if you lost your ring? I've left to place it. I don't think she would care because I don't wear 99% of the time anyway. You don't? No, I just, I told her going in. She knew I never wore jewelry, never wore anything. and so my dad never wore it and she was just like
Starting point is 00:06:00 Oh. When I go to a nice, like if we're getting dressed up to go to a wedding, I'll put it on, you know, like a special event, but everyday life I don't usually wear it. What about your no fear chain?
Starting point is 00:06:10 You don't wear that anymore? No fear chain. Yeah, no fear. Is it no fear? No fear shirts were awesome back in there but I never had a chain. Have we ever talked about this that he doesn't wear a wedding ring?
Starting point is 00:06:21 Yeah, he's not wearing one now. I know he's not, but in all these years have we never talked about it? It's like that all the time. I look at his finger like, dude, you don't have your rain on. I get that now I'm noticing that, but I guess I never was putting it together, and he's never said that that was, like, part of the thing, like, before they got married.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Like, hey, FYI, I'm not going to wear this. Hmm. Learn something new every day. I always admire guys who can wear a lot of rings. Oh, like Florida Georgia line? Brantley. Just rings. Just like, groin on here.
Starting point is 00:06:47 It's just a... And play guitar with them. It's a lot. Yeah. I'm not a jewelry guy. I tried for a while to wear a necklace. Oh, yeah. You stopped that, didn't you?
Starting point is 00:06:56 It just not that I felt super douchey. It just was, I forget to wear it. And I was like, nobody noticed. Nobody went, you're less cool today because you're not wearing it. I'm like, maybe I'm just cool all the time. I still have it. What do you think about that look when I was wearing a necklace? That's cool.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Thank you. Very Ryan Hurdish. That's why I started wearing it. Which is awesome, obviously. Morgan number two, I saw you say that a guy came up to you in a bar. He took his wedding ring off and then came up and tried to make his move. Yeah, he was right next to me. And I just happened to see it out of the corner of my eye that he pulled off his wedding ring
Starting point is 00:07:26 and put it in his pocket, and then immediately after that tried to hit on me. And what does a guy hit on you say that has taken his wedding ring off? Well, it started off with saying that he really liked my shirt, and then at that point I just, I didn't even respond.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I just looked at him, and I turned around. Was your shirt cool, though? Yeah, it was not anything different. Maybe he really did like your shirt. No. Maybe his ring was, like, bothering his finger, and he took it off and then happened to like your shirt. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:52 A perfect situation, and then you hate it on him. You're judging him. No. Maybe he's a fashion designer. Maybe you wanted you to be a model. Good point. Nope. None of those things.
Starting point is 00:08:00 He was definitely out with his buddies looking to hang out with some girls. Or he got a bet with his friends. Like, hey, even though I'm married, I still got game. Watch this. And he takes off the ring. It's a bet between him and the guys. He's not really going to go home with you, but he's just trying to. Still, though, it's a way.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Even that doesn't really separate from you being like, ugh. Yeah, because she doesn't know what it is. Yeah. If you're taking off your wedding for any reason and you see him do that, that's kind of like, ugh. Yeah, it doesn't matter what you say to me at that point. Or maybe girls like that. Some girls would like dating a married guy. Because you get all of that except the actual crappy part of being together.
Starting point is 00:08:33 There are girls that like dating merry guys. The only date married guys. Yeah, there's no commitment. Not for you? Definitely not for me. I don't have any friends that are like that either. How's that going for you, by the way? How's dating?
Starting point is 00:08:46 I went on like three dates with this guy. The guy who took his ring off? That's cool. I'm glad you got past that. So you changed your mind. No, not that guy. Oh, okay. I touched that bullet.
Starting point is 00:08:56 So you've been on three dates with a dude? What kind of job does he have? He's a dentist. Oh. Wait, what's his name? Is his name Crentist? Hold on. I'll tell you later.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I was right here. Well, my dentist is really cute. Is Amy's dentist? I don't think so. I mean, guys, we live in a big city. Does he have a dog? Crenthist, the dentist? He does have a dog.
Starting point is 00:09:18 How many dentists do you know that are like, I could see Morgan dating? That's a good job, a dentist. I guess nobody watches the office, Han, doesn't get to Crenthus the dentist. I hate want to have references Nobody else gets A bigger dog, yeah Oh wow Do you think it's same?
Starting point is 00:09:32 What's the first letter of his name? Jay? Nope. Not the same way. All right. Oh man. There's two Dennis with a big dog in Nashville. Do you think he's judging
Starting point is 00:09:40 like your mouth and stuff? Oh, that would be awkward. Well, I mean, obviously he likes it. We've gone on three dates. Wow. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So how did you all met on the appointment? Yeah, how'd you meet?
Starting point is 00:09:52 Yeah, we met on Bumble. Oh, I thought you were on like on the dentist chair. Oh, that had been. Great. Oh. No. He's in. He's all the way in.
Starting point is 00:10:00 He's like, oh, I really like this cap. Oh, that's a night. Let me see your face. Wow. And where does a dentist, like a rich dentist take you for dinner? We've gone to drinks.
Starting point is 00:10:14 It was the first day. We did rose pepper, which is my favorite Mexican place in town for the second one. Does he pick you up? This last third one he did. The first two, I didn't want him to. It's a good thing to talk.
Starting point is 00:10:26 about. I always, it's, you always got to decide if you're going to pick someone now, because if people can Uber, if it's a first date, it's easy to get there. It's a little less pressure if you're picking them up. You know, it's not 1984 anymore. I do pick most first dates up unless we're like, it's a weird thing, huh? Yeah, and I don't, I almost never have a first date pick me up, ever. Interesting. When did that turn creepy? Not creepy, just. It's like a safety thing, Yeah, and when Uber kind of existed and everybody was using it, it was just like, hey, I'll meet you there. Let's do this. We'll meet here. That happens on me sometimes. And more and more online dating where you're not, you're meeting somebody that you've never met before.
Starting point is 00:11:06 So how do you know you can trust them? Whereas dating, even if it was a blind date, it was like set up by a mutual friend that you could trust and, you know. What celebrity does he look most like? I'd have to think about that. I don't know. We'll give you a second. Go ahead. We're not going anywhere. We'll just pull up a picture. We'll tell you. Yeah, show us him. And you met him on Bumble.
Starting point is 00:11:28 What's an opening good Bumble line? I don't even know how he started messaging. Well, on Bumble, the girl has to message first. Okay. And I think I just said, like, hi, how's it going? I didn't really even do anything. Girls don't have to try. They're just like.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Oh, did you tell your, um, stop it. Did you tell your Dennis joke? I have one you could use on him. He'll probably like that. No, I need a day. Who does he look like? You know who Jeremy Rinner is? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:55 That's first that popped to my head. You literally saw all of my matches. That wasn't the one. No, my mind, let me go back. You might as well let him see at this point. Yeah, yeah. You won't tell any more. Hey, hey, that was a flex.
Starting point is 00:12:07 All my matches. All my match is. That's a flex right there. Love it, love it. Low-key flex from Morgan number two. I don't know. What does he look like, lunch? He looks like me.
Starting point is 00:12:18 He's hot. What if he at? Never mind. What? What are we going to ask? Go ahead. I want to see what it's up. I'm not going to show anybody
Starting point is 00:12:29 I don't know I can't see The cameras on it All right lunchboxes come with the verdict Okay That that guy that just got engaged To Scarlett Johansson Colin Jost Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:12:43 That's what he looks like Yeah Yeah I don't even know what he looks like Mike D you got a picture of Colin Jost Well No that it would That picture you showed me
Starting point is 00:12:52 Where he's with that girl Yes Mike D throw it up on my screen Just kidding Why are you guys hating I'm not hating I'm jealous Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:01 So Morgan, number two, what you need to say is, if he says, hey, what time you want me to pick you up be like at 2.30. Toothirty. Oh, my gosh. Oh, you've been holding on in the joke. I was like, yeah, so did you. So is he a fan of the show?
Starting point is 00:13:17 Good question. You got to ask, right? A lot of his high genus are, but he actually doesn't listen to the show. He probably does now, though. Yes. Yeah. If anyone ever tells you, if you guys ever divorce and get dated again, thanks, well, I'm listening all yours.
Starting point is 00:13:29 give you guys of advice here. Yeah. If it's fine and hopefully maybe they don't listen or maybe they do, like, whatever. That part doesn't matter. But if you're ever with them for a couple of days and they're like, no, I still don't listen, they're lying. Because think about you. You would, if you went on a date with somebody, you would start. And you're trying to learn about them.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Yeah, you would start listening. It's not a psycho thing. But if they're like, no, I still don't listen. I haven't, then they're lying. Wow. So he tells the truth. Yes. I got, if I need to get some work done.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Yeah. You take care of me? Yeah. I mean, from what I've done my research on, he's a pretty solid dentist. Is it the guy that works on Music Row? Avery? No. Oh, the one you can look in the windows?
Starting point is 00:14:08 He's like, does all the stars. Where do you go to college? Oh, you don't have to say that. All right. Well, I will say he is a huge Razorbacks fan. He's from Arkansas? Is that why you're with them? She's as close?
Starting point is 00:14:20 Does he wear dark glasses? He's as close as he can be to Bobby. What is that? Oh, my God. That's like, um. Is he from Arkansas? I'm not going to say this, right, but the border of Texas and Arkansas. Texarkana?
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yeah. Texarkana. Yeah. Texas side or Arkansas side? Probably Arkansas. The Texas side. See Eddie? Oh, he's on the water burger side.
Starting point is 00:14:55 He's on the water side. Nice. Yeah. heard crazy stories about Dennis conventions. Well, and a dentist's on Bumble. I just wonder what a Dennis puts on his bumble picture. Is he in a white coat?
Starting point is 00:15:07 Wait, did you say his age already? Uh-oh. Give us a window. Because, I mean, I don't picture a lot of Dennis on Bumple, but. That's my question. Is he like holding a big tooth above his head? But he could be a young dentist. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:15:20 He's early 30s, yeah. Okay. Early 30. Because I don't know if there's such thing as a young dentist. Don't you have to be like 30 when you get out? No, my didn't. That's what I'm telling you. My dentist is young.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Like, I've wanted to set him up with a couple of my friends, but just doesn't work out. I'm up for anything at this point. I'm up with that dentist. Honestly, I don't know if he likes guys or girls. I don't know. Who? Bobby? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Dennis. That's a good question. At this point, you know what? Who cares? Yeah. Because he's like one of those very pretty people. I don't know. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:15:52 What about your dentist? Who, Bobby? Both of y'all. Okay, we're going to get into today's show. we feel good about today's show? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good one, huh? I just got a note from our boss.
Starting point is 00:16:04 And I hit him, I was like, hey, the vibe of this show is a bit different because I'm not running aboard. I'm a little looser. I'm not so dialed into seconds and times because I was in control of all that. Now Raimundo pushes the buttons and stuff. And I'm like, hey, like hit me up with the rollout on. I don't ever, let's not be honest. I don't ever look at ratings. At this point, we get 150 cities.
Starting point is 00:16:25 If I looked at every rating, I'd go nuts, right? So I don't have really good ratings, but they send me like roll-ups, and we've been killing it. And he goes, your numbers are out of sight. The new thing comes out at noon. And then it's like on and on. Like, it's going really wonderfully. So first, thanks to our listeners. Because our past like four or five months, we've just been crushing it.
Starting point is 00:16:45 But the show feels different to me since we have a new studio because I'm just not doing the same things. I don't come in. When I walk in this room, I walk in with nothing. No backpack. I don't walk behind buttons. I don't put headphones. I just walk in. What do every day?
Starting point is 00:16:57 I'm here. and then we go, there he is. I'm like, yeah, I was doing this. It's very visual. I think this is radio. Like, how's my favorite branch? Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:09 What is that from? The office. I'm just going to make office references that nobody gets, only me. And then I'm going to laugh. Like the four people that get it are all going to laugh together. So thank you all.
Starting point is 00:17:19 It's just been a fantastic run here. That's all for now. Eddie and I'll be in San Antonio tomorrow. Austin on Saturday night. Amy will be in Austin tomorrow night. Saturday night. Yeah, I'll be in Austin,
Starting point is 00:17:32 but I'll be with y'all Saturday. And where's the party so everyone can go, Amy? Yeah, okay. Dude, let's go to the party and just get funned up. I wish that y'all could come, but y'all are going to be. You got brew dogs there?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah. Yeah, there will be some brew dogs. Beer, beers. There's some be some brewskies for the adults. Yeah. You have a keg? No.
Starting point is 00:17:53 You had a margarita machine at your. How would you feel about kid keg? We make kid kegs full of juice. And they do keg stands. And we do kid kegs. That's a great idea. I'm in. I just came up with that idea.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Kid kegs. I don't know. I'll know research. I'll get back to you. Kids kegs. Yeah, and they're kegs of like fruit juice or they're kegs of, it just drinks a kid, chocolate milk. We do trash can punch too?
Starting point is 00:18:19 Yes. Kid kegs, but then you have secondary things. I think there's something to do kid kegs. Okay. Because you know what happened is it would get a lot of buzz. If I created kid kegs? Oh, they'd be so controversial. Yeah, and then people would buy them.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Especially when you advertise kids doing it. Because the keg is only a size of something. And it's not a product that's on the market. When you Google kid kegs, you get, did you mean kid legs? No, I did not. So it's wide open. Click on that lunchbox. Why are you trying to buy those?
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Starting point is 00:21:38 Mr. Bobby Bones! Hey, welcome to Thursday's show. We've got a pretty good one here for you today, not going to lie. Am, you good? Yep, doing good, you? Pretty good. Yeah. Kind of getting in the groove.
Starting point is 00:21:57 This is the dirtiest thing. Oh, by the way, morning studio. Morning. Thank you. I just come in and have all these news stories. I'm fired out of a cannon. I was ready to go. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:22:06 This is the dirtiest thing in your purse or wallet. What do you think it is? Remmondo, give me a little game music, please, if you don't mind. What do you think is the dirtiest thing in your purse or wallet? Go ahead. Your credit cards. Lunchbox? Your driver's license.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Eddie, our video producer? Money, money, money, money. Oh, cash money. Oh, yeah, cash. Everybody touches you. A new study reveals the filthiest thing. in your bag or your credit card or your oh it's a credit card yeah oh oh it's got a little head of myself there man uh the research finds that the plastic cards are even germier than a door handle at
Starting point is 00:22:43 McDonald's cash or a new york city subway pole if i tell you i get on these poles yes uh like on the Atlanta airport you get on these trains a lot of the airports have trains you got to take different terminals i don't touch them i use the inside of my elbow and i grab the pole or i'll just brace myself and not touch you anything. Oh yeah. And spread my legs. Hold your core tight. And I'm like, I touch you a nudity thing.
Starting point is 00:23:06 I do the same thing. And then I fall over and I'm like, I'm an idiot. And I just grab the pole. The study gives credit and debit cards a germ score of 285. Cash is at 160. Coins is at 136. For a reference, a public bathroom is about 165. So a little more than cash.
Starting point is 00:23:25 What? My card is that much higher? Man, does stuff just stick to plastic better than paper or Why? You would think money would be dirtier? Again, not sure. I just know that I wash my credit card about once a month. Smart. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:23:42 No. I've never washed my credit card. Wipe these things down. Yeah, you could actually just take a sanitizer and wipe it down. What I'll do at the house, I put it under the water and clean it. Because everybody touches it all the time. More so you're just keeping your own hands now than you used to. You could do our own swipe.
Starting point is 00:23:57 But yeah, I saw that this morning. I wanted to wake everybody up with some positive news. Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast highlight segment of the day. What's happening? Hey, so I got a couple things. First thing is I go home yesterday. I forgot to mention this earlier. And I'm packing because I'm going to spend the next few days in Texas.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Eddie and I play San Antonio and Austin. We do our comedy and music show, The Raging Idiots. And I go home and I'm packing my suitcase. And I never carry anything more than a carry-on ever. I don't take bags. It is. If I'm in there for two weeks, I'm just going to wear the same clothes. for three days. I do not pack bags. So I got it all crammed into this carry on. 95% of my bag,
Starting point is 00:24:38 except for maybe a pair of shoes. And my dog is just chilling. He's beside me. And all of the sudden he hops up and pees, right? In my suitcase. No, he doesn't. And he doesn't pee in the house. He's maybe, again, he's a little over three months old. Maybe peed in the house three times ever from the first time I got. I'm like, he's been potty trained pretty quickly. He's kind of like, oh, look at toilet. Or was he like, Don't go. I already miss you so. Are they that deep? I don't think he knows that. Huh?
Starting point is 00:25:04 He doesn't know that yet. He already misses me? No. Oh. Well, he peaked. And I saw him. I saw him get into that. Because he doesn't lift his leg yet.
Starting point is 00:25:11 He doesn't have any testes yet. And so he starts to bend both legs and hunchdown. And I'm like, no! And I couldn't get there. Pete on the clothes, peat on the suitcase. Did you wash everything? Well, no. I just put it all on right then and walked around the house.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Sure. No. I took it out. I'm going to send the pee clothes to the cleaners. they're not going to come out with just normal washing. Not to my... Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:35 When you have kids, you'll get over that. I will. Okay. But then I had a peed all in the suitcase and it wouldn't clean. I scrubbed it, so I had to cut the lining out of the suitcase. Because who cares about lining anyway? Okay. And I scrubbed it.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I'm going to leave it home, take a different suitcase, and they come back and scrub it again and see where we stand. Okay. I bet you end up ordering a new suitcase. It's fine. Oh, I have two to carry on. So I'm okay. But, yeah, the dog peed right on my suitcase.
Starting point is 00:25:59 case. Couldn't believe it. No, I can't believe it either. Especially he's been potty trained. I do got to give him a shout out. He was potty trained quickly. He is sleeping about six and a half to seven hours a night now. I still have my night nurse, my dog night nurse coming to let him out. Instead of 1 a.m., she comes at like 1145. So he's doing all right. I put a picture of him up yesterday on my Instagram. He is almost 16 pounds now.
Starting point is 00:26:24 That's crazy. He is growing like a weed. He's a bulldog. His skin is like reproducing. He's got so much extra skin. His paws are so big. One of his paws has got white nails. The other one has black nails.
Starting point is 00:26:38 You'll see him in the picture on my Instagram. He's doing all right. He definitely looks grumpy all the time though. Yeah. His face is built grumpy. You know how your face is built pleasant? Everybody's like, look at Amy. She's so nice and sweet all the time.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Okay, that's not true. It's the opposite with my dog. Oh, yeah. I think it's the cutest face ever. A little, oh, man, you got the dog lottery. I got the dog lottery. Well, you won the dog lottery. You won whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I don't know the same. whatever it is. He's a perfect match for you. I'm so excited. Not yet. He still chews. His chewing is down about 35%. Still a lot of chewing.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Yeah. And annoying. Like he'll just jump up. The other day I'm laying and I don't have a shirt on and we're laying on the couch and he opens his mouth and just goes right into the side.
Starting point is 00:27:17 You know kind of this love handle part of your body? Yeah. And just takes it, boom. It just puts his mouth on and it just starts chewing. Oh. Hard. And his jaws are getting strong. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:27:26 and I'm like swiping at it with my hand like trying to pop any, just knock them off of me. Sounds like a shark attack. And he won't let go. He's like holding on, he thinks I'm a chew toy. Get cool sculpting. Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Shout out the ideal limit. See how we do our, see, that's why you should always be a part of our show. If we find a way to bring you in, we will. We will. So that's the second part of the dog update. I do want to take a call from Emily in Pennsylvania, who's patiently been waiting to talk to us.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Hi, Emily, how are you? Good, how are you? Real good. Thank you for calling. What do you want to say? Looking for some advice. I'm starting to go back to school next month, and I'm going to be balancing being a single mom, work, and school. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:08 So you want advice on that? Wow. Mm-hmm. Listen, I'll give you my advice. My advice is very practical. Mine is I like to divide and write things down. So I go, I have this much time to dedicate to this project, this much time dedicate to this project, this much time dedicate to this project, this much time dedicate to this project. So this is what I do.
Starting point is 00:28:26 I have multiple projects. I don't have kids. So I'm telling you this is someone who, as I do. radio shows or TV shows or write jokes, that kind of thing, or like philanthropy or whatever I'm doing, I go, okay, in my life, I'm going to walk through this with you, Emily, ready? You have kids? Yep. You have one kid or two?
Starting point is 00:28:43 One. Okay. How much of a percentage of 100% is that kid in your life do you need to cover with that kid to be healthy? Go ahead. Oh, 100%. Okay, then you can't do nothing else. You have no time.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Go ahead. No time for school. You just made your decision of them. Well, well, I mean, he's my number one. But I have people, I have like, my parents are involved and all that. So they're there to help me. Great. So, let's say, you just need to schedule out your times that you've dedicated to invest in these different things.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Like, you're going to study from two to five and nothing can get in that way. You know, you're going to do X and Y and Z this time, this time. Now, things will get in the way, but you set those expectations and requirements for yourself. You'll tend to meet them more times than not. If you loosely set any goal, you'll never. achieve it. You can't just go, one day I want to do this, or I want to do this. You really got to go, put it on the refrigerator. You know, my last book I talked about putting things on your lock screen. Like put your little barriers on there and be like, I must study from one to five.
Starting point is 00:29:44 This is my study time. Nothing can get in the way. The kids taken care of. That's what I would advise you. It's not so much of a balance, but more of an organization thing. All right, consider yourself mentored. Thank you. My America's mentor. Yeah. How do you feel about that, anyway? I think, yeah, you're right. I've been having to implement some of that into my life because I feel like right now I'm juggling a lot
Starting point is 00:30:07 and my day rules me. I do not rule my day like that. So my husband and I are on, we're actively trying to implement what Bobby, how Bobby is. That's how my husband is. So he's trying to get me like that. And it is working. Like I set a lot of times like, okay,
Starting point is 00:30:23 if I want to work on this, I've got two hours right now to knock this out. And then when that two hours is done, I move on. You have to move on. You move on and I address it again tomorrow because that is up. If this is my workout time, that's my workout time. If I can get it done in there, then I'm done. If you have floating goals, they'll float away from you.
Starting point is 00:30:40 And then I would say too because you have kids if you have, oh, that's nice. Thank you. That was good. I feel like that needs to be acknowledged. Can you say it again? Yeah, say it again so we can all write it down. Hey, record this for Instagram. We'll put this up on Instagram video.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Yes. Well, I didn't do it yet. It's totally fresh. What did you say, Bones? Off the dome. If you have floating goals, they'll float away from me. you. All right. That's a take. Okay. Cut. But I was going to
Starting point is 00:31:04 say quickly on the kid part, I will say if you have to study or do whatever you need to do for work, try to find a space outside of your house. Don't think you can get it done all the time with your kid also there. Because that's what I'm having to start
Starting point is 00:31:20 to change and it's hard because I want to be around and be available for whatever. But the kids, they end up, that's what starts to rule my day. Amy, that's too long of a quote. Yeah. That was a lot. Oh, wait that. Hey, don't rack it.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. That wasn't a quote. That was just advice of, like, go to a coffee shop or find somewhere to study that isn't where your kids can't interrupt you. That way, if you only have an hour to do it, your hour is productive. Emily, you still there? Yes.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Okay. Amy was filibustering us there. Yeah, just make sure you join Rush. Do Rush. Emily, thank you very much for calling. I hope that helped a little bit. Yes, thank you very much. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:56 We need a. Bye. You've been mentored. Shacka, like it. Sounds like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then people just call in and get mentored. And I give them like two sentences, and Amy does an hour.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Yeah, you give them the quotes. Yeah. And then Amy's like, well, let me tell you. I woke up, but let me tell you my first thoughts of the day. That's good. That's not what I was doing, but I'm with her. Like, I'm in that boat too. Struggle's real.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Ray, Mooney, can I get some sad music? Do you have any? Oh, no. Well, I want to go over to Eddie now. Oh. Eddie, if you love something. Like, what do you love? Pizza.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I love pizza. The most. Our video producer, Eddie, love. And you eat the weird. weird as pizza. We were in Chicago and I was going to have some of your pizza. Yeah. Because you ordered some deep dish. Yeah. Pepperoni with the mushroom. That's my go-to. He couldn't get like a half with just mushroom because nobody else wants to eat the mushroom. No, well, that pizza was just mine. Yes, but. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:45 It's a large deep dish. You can think of others because you weren't going to eat the whole thing. Oh, okay. And I was like, Eddie, I don't ever eat bread, right? I was like, I like a piece of that pizza. He's like, okay, here you go. It's mushroom. Didn't eat it. Yeah, you didn't. Thank you for that. All right. What's your status? It's not good, guys. I mean, my go-to on a Friday night when my wife says, what do you want? I said, let's get Pizza Hut.
Starting point is 00:33:06 That's my favorite. Now, Pizza Hut has announced they're closing hundreds of their stores. 500. Hundreds. They're closing them. And not just closing their stores, it's the dine-in. Do you guys remember after football games on Friday? You didn't play football?
Starting point is 00:33:23 No, no. You go to the football game. Okay, but you lie to our listeners a lot and say you were a three-star recruit. I did play football. When? In high school. Not my senior year. I took that year off.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Rested for the draft? Yes, but after the game on Friday, you're like, where do you guys want to go? Pizza Hut. Yeah. Not anymore, guys. The dinners. I used to crush the Salabar. I would crush the Salabar and then I would eat the thin crust until I just couldn't breathe.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Yes. So there's no more of that. But now it's just delivery. And takeout. And take out. Pizza Hut, to me, pound for pound, the best pizza period. And you can hate on me. I'm not hating on you.
Starting point is 00:34:00 And part of what we think is the best is what we grew up with, right? But that thin crust, a super thin crust pizza hut, pepperoni, no mushrooms. It's fantastic. You don't like it? No, I like it, but you're right. It's what you grew up with. And for me, it was 459, 22, 22, get a Mr. Gaddy's pizza delivered to you. It was never a big Mr. Gaddy's guy.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Gaddyland before the rich people went because they had video games. And so people would go, we're going to Gaddyland. You can only afford to go most of the times. it'll be like, oh, hurt my ankle. They're like, video games, dude. Oh, hurt my wrist. And like you, Bones, I think book it. That's how I got into Pizza Hut. I'd read my books.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Oh, yeah. And you get a free personal pan pizza. That's cool. Kids don't even know anymore. They don't know. God, I read so many books to get that free pizza. So anyway, I didn't want to bring you guys down, but that's the sad pizza news. I haven't been inside a Pizza Hut since then.
Starting point is 00:34:50 That's probably why they're shutting down. I've only had order. They know their strength, so they'll focus on delivery. And Amy, your favorite pizza of Mr. Gatties? Mr. Gatties or Domino's Thin'crest? Yeah. Lunchbox? Mr. Gatties.
Starting point is 00:35:04 I mean, that's all we had as a kid, twice a week. And their ranch is the best. Right down the street. The Domino's thin crust when they cut it in squares. That's pretty good. Yeah. It's like so cute in a little square. By the way, if you live in a Chicago right now and you're going to message us and be like, you guys don't even know, you're right.
Starting point is 00:35:21 We don't. We don't know. So don't hate down us. That's why I got a deep dish pepperoni and mushroom. Yeah. We don't know. We understand that we only know what we've been exposed to. Right.
Starting point is 00:35:31 But what we've been exposed to? We're pretty good. Morgan number two, you're like 12. What was your pizza? No, it's Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut started in Wichita or Kansas, so Pizza Hut was like everywhere. Wow.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Would you guys, after you played football against Eddie? Yeah, after I played football, yes. And you're Eddie's dream world, you guys probably both. I was a three-star recruit too. Even Eric Church said it, man. You got together out of the Pizza Hut. The Bobby Bones show. Over to Ramundo with the news here on Thursday morning.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Ramundo and Google announced that they've removed a handful of banned gun accessory listings that were on their sites. In other news, Dog, the Bounty Hunter, was targeted in a $430,000 celebrity scam out of Dubai. They asked him to be a speaker at an event. They asked for personal bank account and stuff like that. That's when he saw the red flags. Luckily, he pulled out before he lost any money. Officials were warning to check your flight status before you head to the airport today.
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Starting point is 00:39:33 This could actually be home. So become the newest neighbor on the block. Visit redfin.com to start finding and start owning. That's redfin.com. The Bobby Bone Show. There's that commercial contest going on here. By the way, this is not a commercial, what I'm about to do. If you submit your commercial and you have the best one out of the entire market,
Starting point is 00:39:52 which they're like six radio stations here, you win $100. And so Ray Mundo, our audio guy. Morning Ray. Morning. Ray has submitted two of his commercials. I want to plan for you now. Amazing. And who do you voice for?
Starting point is 00:40:03 Fort and Murphysboro, automotive, they do a bunch of crap, oil changes. I'm not buying from that. But good stuff. I think he meant they. And the winner for biggest waste of money for a spot. I think he meant they offer a variety of things at their dealership. And this first one that is the frozen eggs. Yeah. Which category you just submit this under?
Starting point is 00:40:28 Humorous. It's also automotive inside. It's a car deal. And then also it's a spec spot. If it wanted, there's like four different categories that could fall under. Okay. Here is Ramundo trying to win. Best Humorous spot for his Frozen Eggs commercial for Murphy's
Starting point is 00:40:43 Borough Ford. Ford. All right. It's Ramundo. Crazy how time flies. I'm a dad now. Babe froze 23 of her eggs, so it's a full-time job being a parent. I got to get a new safer truck for all those little guys. So that's why I'm going to Ford of Murphy'sboro. You get up to 12,500 off your favorite for 4ds or zero percent APR for 72 months, which means you don't pay until November.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Nationwide lifetime warranty on all new vehicles and most used. Ford of Murphy'sboro.com. Just look for me and Bay in a Ford truck with a bumper sticker that says 23 little ones on board. I'll see you out there. Okay, that's got to win. I mean, I don't think you have to really listen to get the joke. It's super funny. Yeah, if they hear the egg part, then it'll all make sense.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Otherwise, I think I'm just a family guy. Well, in real life, Ramundo's girlfriend saved her eggs, right? Yeah, 23 of them. And so he thinks he's a dad. And he was saying that on the show because I'm like a dad now. Like on Father's Day, it was a big deal. Yeah. I like that commercial.
Starting point is 00:41:35 And it aired, and they said it was a little edgy. Edgey? Just, yeah, whatever reason. That's what the dealers said, but they put it on. It was on for a couple weeks, so it qualifies for the contest. Great. Okay, this next one is Hawaii theme. This one, you're putting your best...
Starting point is 00:41:49 I did this one for humorous as well. Just because I was being dumb acting like the dealership is a Hawaiian Island. Okay. Here's Ray submitting for best Hawaiian spot. Go ahead. What's up, you guys? It's Ray Mundo, and I hate to brag, but I'm taking two vacations this month. One, I'm going to Hawaii to get my Aloha on with Bay.
Starting point is 00:42:05 And then I'm going to take an even more luxurious getaway to Ford of Murphysboro. Only on the island of Murphy'sboro is it Ford Truck Month, baby. The 25 acres of new and used cars is the most beautiful beach I've ever seen. You get 3,000 more for your trade-in. 2018s have got to go, so that means a great deal for you. I'm headed to Ford to Murphy'sboro right now. Bay's got her coconut. bra on. Aloha.
Starting point is 00:42:27 That's pretty good. Hilarious. These commercials are good. Thank you. I don't even think that one's funny. It's just very creative. I know. That's a good spot.
Starting point is 00:42:34 I don't know. The coconut bra was pretty funny. I feel like Ray, I kind of want to, Ray, would you be up for, like, helping me with commercials? I'll pay you. Like, he could be like a commercial consultant.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I mean, that's a side deal. We can talk about after going off the air. There's no side deal. Like, if you need to help, he'll just help you. That's his job. Why is he'd slip him a five. We all like.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Five spot. I know, but I just think. Those are good commercials though, Amanda. I hope you win. Yeah, Hillary was like, hey, they're giving you $100. I was like, are you freaking kidding me? So I entered right away. And even the sales lady hit me back and she gave me a wink, wink, and goes, I entered you.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Maybe that means I'm already won. When do you know? I think they're doing it here in the next week. They said the deadline was just going down. So it's got to happen fast. How's life? It's good. Yeah, you in Bay good?
Starting point is 00:43:18 We're very good. She was standing in her parents' place for a couple days. just she was that part of the town so it worked better for her. So I've been kind of batching it at the crib. Single dad, huh? For the last couple days, but yeah, she's back now. It's rough, 23 kids. Yeah, how'd the babies? I've been calling myself a single dad
Starting point is 00:43:33 because I have a dog. And I'm like, you guys don't know what it's like being a single dad. Just always. It's not, but I am. Single dog dad. And it's a summer of love still. Yeah. Still on board. Been together with your girl for six years. Yeah. And probably going to propose this month? Definitely on track.
Starting point is 00:43:49 This month, you just said. Yeah, he said that, yeah. He's alluded to that before. This month, okay. So this was going to be the best month, be ready for it. Best month of his life, be ready for it. What I like about Ray's Instagram is he always takes pictures of sunsets. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:01 He definitely has his thing. Well, I mean, I lived in the city. All I looked at was skyscrapers for six years. I'm taking full advantage. I didn't see the sun unless I went on vacation. To Fort of Murfysboro. Exactly. The island.
Starting point is 00:44:13 All right, everyone. Thanks, bud. Yeah. Okay, let's do it. On this day and country music, hit me. The Bobby Bones show. On this day in country music. Today in 1975, Hank Williams Jr. fell 500 feet while mountain climbing in Montana.
Starting point is 00:44:30 He was 26 years old. Bocephus. He suffered terrible injuries, nearly died. The snow beneath him collapsed. He fell fracturing his skull in multiple places. He landed on a boulder face first. His face split down the middle from his hairline to his chin. When emergency crews arrived to rescue him, it looked as though.
Starting point is 00:44:50 someone hit him with an axe. They rushed under the hospital. He was not expected to live, but after two years of continuous surgery, he returned to touring and recording. He told Rolling Stone, many people don't realize that June Carter Cash was my godmother. She and mom were tight.
Starting point is 00:45:06 When I fell, there were only two people that saw me when I woke up in the hospital bed. That was Johnny and June. Wow. Crazy. It's why he has a beard so big. And is that why I wear sunglasses all the all the time? I don't know about the sunglasses, but the beard is... covers it up.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Yeah. Wow. Isn't that nutty? Yeah. Just remember this. A country boy can survive. Country boy can survive. Amen.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Country boy can survive. Crazy, huh? I didn't know this. That's why we do this. Yeah, that's why they call me. Country Music's youngest historian. Thank you very much. On the day country music, that's a story.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Tell your friends. Act like I didn't tell you. You can take it. Just be like, oh yeah. Well, speaking of politics, did you know, hey, Quay. Speaking of anything. Yeah. All right, Raymondo, hit us out.
Starting point is 00:45:56 That was. On this day in country music. Robert Bohn. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. Keith Thurbin did another human jukebox where he performed a bunch of songs on Facebook live by letting his fans request a song.
Starting point is 00:46:12 He covered Katie Perry's Never Really Over. And Taylor Swift's, you need to calm down. Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over in it. I'm thinking over, maybe you've been coming home. Justin Moore may have years tricking his kids into thinking his kids into thinking he never had to adopt one. Hillary Scott of a lady antebellum said that her daughter loves to perform and is already showing an interest in her job.
Starting point is 00:47:02 One of her teachers at school said, yeah, Isley had a group of girls singing thy will the other day just in the middle of class. So I think she knows that we sing, and she has been out on stage with us a handful of times and has had that experience, but I don't think it's fully grasped yet. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny.
Starting point is 00:47:21 It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. A man in Florida was sitting on his couch when he heard a commotion in his backyard and he goes outside to see an alligator taking his dog into the canal. So he jumps in,
Starting point is 00:47:38 Eight-foot alligator, prized open his mouth, pulls the dog out, and gets back to safety. Both suffered minor injuries, but he saved the dog from the alligator. Would you jump in, Amy, if an alligator had your dog? That is such a hard question. I mean, I've punched an alligator between the eyeballs. You couldn't reach him unless you jumped in. Lunchbox just said he was far down, right? Yeah, he was in the water.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Like, it was in the mouth, in the water. He jumped in, wrestled, open mouth, boom. I don't think I could because I don't think I could out wrestle an alligator or whatever, so it would be tragic and I would have to close my eyes. Would you go, The Circle of Life? No. I would probably start screaming and crying and be frantic, but I don't think I, honestly, I don't think I would jump in. Lunchbox, do you jump in?
Starting point is 00:48:26 Dude, alligator, no, eight-foot alligator is not that strong. Yeah, right. I'm in there. I'm going in for sure. What about you? If Stanley gets taken. I've only had Stanley for three months, so no. But ask me to get in a year.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Wow. Yeah. My old dog, after about a year, yeah. Really? Probably. What about a bear? Again, I just close my eyes. All those things, you'd be like, I love you.
Starting point is 00:48:53 See you in heaven. Right. Catch you up after the rainbow bridge. Right. All right, that's a good story. He saved his dog. The dog lived. He lived minor injuries.
Starting point is 00:49:02 And that's what's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show Bone Head This story comes up to us from Manchester, New Hampshire. A 20-year-old woman doesn't really like her neighbor.
Starting point is 00:49:15 She's like, how can I get her in trouble? So she calls police and says, I was out doing some yard work and my neighbor attacked me. Police show up and she has blood all over her face. Oh, boy, she committed to it, huh? And they come in her house and sitting on the coffee table
Starting point is 00:49:27 is a tube of vampire blood for Halloween. Oh, okay. I thought she beat herself up. No, she used Halloween makeup and left it laying there on the table when police arrived. So she was arrested for filing a false police report. More psycho or less psycho, Amy, using fake blood than beating yourself up? Which one would you say is more psycho? Oh, less psycho.
Starting point is 00:49:49 It's more psycho if you beat yourself up. Like, she's so crazy, but not as crazy if she would have, like, banged her head against the wall. Okay. Right? What do you think? Well, she's committed to the part more if she does it for real. Like, I could respect that a little more if she pops himself a few times. Not too psycho?
Starting point is 00:50:07 Maybe psycho, but dedicated. I think you're right. I just wonder how you felt on that. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bone.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Hey, we're going to go around the room and do the hashtag, things I find oddly hot. I saw this on Twitter. Hashtag things I find oddly hot. So maybe not something most people find hot, but things that you find oddly hot. Did me go first? Yes. Hashtag things I find oddly hot. When a girl doesn't have time for me or says no.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Weird. I know. That's odd. I know. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Like, if you got too much going on, she's like, oh, don't have time. I can't right now.
Starting point is 00:50:59 I'm like, really? Aha. You're hot. That's so hot. That things I find only hot. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I say. Amy, things I find out of the hot.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Well, I feel like I kind of shared this as you all before, but I, I do find it oddly attractive and hot when my husband tickles my kids. You did mention that, yeah. Because I, or when he's like rough housing, like when he's playing with them. You just like the dad and him, though. I guess I like seeing him be that way with the kids and I'm like, oh, hey, find that hot. Yeah, I think that's a good one though, right? It's mostly tickling.
Starting point is 00:51:36 That's not odd. I don't think so. I'm going to lean toward no because I don't think it's actually the physical hand going into the belly. I think if you'd like to see him tickling, like having fun and being a dad. Yeah, okay. Well, all of them are related to things I guess that are not that odd about him because those are flying airplanes. Hot. Yeah, you can like that.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Lunchbox, things I find out of the hot. What do you have? Easy. When chicks dip. Oh, good. Good to goodness. That is so gross. What does it mean dip?
Starting point is 00:52:04 Like a dance dip? Skull. No, like when they put in their lip, dip. Dip tobacco. Yeah, dip tobacco. That's disgusting. I've pulled my glasses off. Things I find oddly hot.
Starting point is 00:52:16 When I see a girl do that, I'm like, dang, that girl's... It increases her hotness level. Okay, yeah, that's... That's not that odd, but it's hot. Eddie, things I find oddly hot. I'm just going to say it. Pregnant women.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Oh, God. That aren't your wife? That aren't your wife? No, my wife's been pregnant twice. No, no, I'm saying like, you see a random pregnant lady, and you're like, oh, that's hot? Like, sometimes I'll...
Starting point is 00:52:41 Yeah, like, that's... That woman wears pregnancy well. What is this segment turned into? What's worse? The dip or that? The dip. Oh. I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Or tickling. Not that. Morgan number two. Things I find oddly hot. Go ahead. I think my one would be when a guy wears aviator sunglasses. I don't know why. It gives me like top gun vibes maybe.
Starting point is 00:53:05 But when a guy wears aviators, I'm like, yeah, I'm here for that. Hey, lunchbox. Bones comes in tomorrow with aviator. Yeah, for sure. No, she already finds him hot. Oh, right, right. What's your name? Ray Mundo. You're up. Yeah, my girlfriend has this sweat belt, and for whatever reason, it makes her sweat three times as much, so she'll put it on her stomach, and she gets down with a workout, and I always make her, we go out on the patio together, and she takes off the sweat belt, and then all of it just, the sweat just dumps all over.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I find that so sexy. I'm shocked. But I get so mad if she doesn't let me see the sweat belt reveal. So, see, come on, that's weird. That's weird. This whole thing's taking it certain. I just got creepier and creepyier. I thought mine was going to be a little weird, but I mean, just went for it.
Starting point is 00:53:50 No, Bobby's normal now. Yeah, share your honesty. That's all you can do. Yeah. Amy, yours and mine are pretty normal. Yeah. Those two are not. Morgan number two is pretty, those three dudes over there.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Us girls have good, have normal ones. I mean, you guys got anything else? No, man. Oh, you have more? I mean, I definitely like it if, I mean, you don't see this much anymore, which is sad. when the women let their underwear hang up above their jeans. No. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:54:18 That is hot. You mean that you can see the top of the underwear? Yes, that is. It was a trend for a while. It was the whale tail. I mean. For a while, like back in like 99. Some people did it.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Yeah. I think Morgan number two completely missed that, right? Did your friends ever do that thing? No. No, no. She was six. Yeah, I'm just saying, like, did she see, when she was in high school or college when people were doing it.
Starting point is 00:54:40 You know, most guys like, bikinis, two-peas. I like the One Piece. I find that hot. That's what I'm talking about. You'd be in love with Amy. One-Pieces are so cute. Amy gets in like a turtleneck ankle swimsuit. Like I've been seen that one piece later and I was like, not bad. It's kind of hot.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Well, I'm afraid we're going to go down to some part of town we don't want to go into. Any more bones? No. I'm pretty standard. No, I'm pretty standard. I like what I like. Guys in Speedo. It's a Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Do you ever freeze your jeans? I mean, I have put them in the first. freezer before because it's a way to get rid of like smells without washing them. So they actually check this out. It's freezing your jeans actually make them smell better. Yeah? No. What?
Starting point is 00:55:21 What does it kill bacteria? Experts say it doesn't work. Huh, that's weird. It hurts for like years. That's the thing to do. Yeah. Time to not do that. So what about putting them in the oven?
Starting point is 00:55:32 You just going to switch it up? I know I heard that too. I've heard that too. I've just been too scared to try it because I felt like I would like burn my house down or something. I haven't heard putting them in the oven. Yeah. I was reading this question about kids.
Starting point is 00:55:44 How many questions are your kids ask every day? Yeah. About 300? Yes. Amy was showing me her kid's school picture yesterday, her first day of school. It's on Instagram if you want to see it. The kids look miserable. It's like, here are the kids first day school, and they look, they're standing at lockers,
Starting point is 00:55:59 and they both look like the world's about to end. They're disgusted. It's a funniest picture. It's so weird because they were, like, pretty pumped about school, but I guess when, you know, reality set in. Yeah. I have a podcast called The Bulls. Bobby cast. It's an interview show basically.
Starting point is 00:56:14 And Jana Kramer stopped by. And I wanted to play this clip because Amy loves these Lifetime Christmas movies. And this is her talking about. She's going to go be in a lifetime movie. And here's the plot of that. Her name is Sarah Winters. And she's, you know, the typical you know, girl, she's a lawyer
Starting point is 00:56:29 from Boston, and then she goes back to her hometown and runs into her ex. Big City girl who's running fast and loose. I know. But her heart is broken and still misses her high school sweetheart. So we'll see. So that's basically every movie. Sounds amazing. Can't wait. And I haven't seen Friday Night
Starting point is 00:56:48 Lights, but she played Smash's girlfriend. Yes. And Friday Night Lights? For a bit. Yeah. Not long. Eight episodes. Yeah. That's about right. She had signed on for a whole season, but here's that clip. So I had, I was 13 episodes guaranteed. So it's basically a series regular. Yeah. Then the writer's trek happened in season two. So I was only, it just, if you watch season two, it stops at eight, eight episodes. And then none of the characters come back for season three. I was like, this is my big break. Oh my God, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Yeah, it sucked. Were you devastated? I was so upset. I remember that. Oh, wow. I mean, I didn't realize. She was supposed to be a lot longer, but the rider strike got her. Golly, that sucks.
Starting point is 00:57:25 Check it out. It's the newest interview on the Bobbycast with Jana Kramer. She's a great guest. And one of the things, she talked about her personal life, because she had issues with her husband, there was some infidelity there where he was cheating, right? And she talked because they moved back to Nashville. And she talked about when they moved back to Nashville that there were a lot of triggers, like hotels.
Starting point is 00:57:42 she knew he hooked up with the girls in and they'd drive by them and it would always bother her here's her talking about that i think coming back now seeing the hotels and the like the the spots that like i knew things went down so unhealthy but like i went to one of the hotels and sat and then why would you do that because i'm were you told to do that no and like my therapist was like why did you do that that's so unhealthy i was like i had to i had to like bury the place because every time i i drove by it would make me feel something and i just had to sit there and cry and let it go and And then I felt so much better. Nuddy, huh?
Starting point is 00:58:12 Yeah. So check it out. It's the latest Bobbycast. If you have iHeart radio, just search Bobbycast, one word. A lot of great interviews up there. I hope you check it out. That's Jana Kramer. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
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Starting point is 01:01:30 Visit Redfin.com to start finding and start owning. That's Redfin.com. I want to take a call from Aaron in Colorado, who has decided to call the show. I'm very appreciative of that. Aaron, what's happening? How are you? Love the show. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:01:48 And I just want to know what you do to relax. You're always so busy catering to everybody else, and now you just got American Idol. Like, what do you do? I have trouble relaxing. I have trouble. You want to know the deep reason that I think it is that I've been told? I don't go down because of when I do, I feel lonely. So I keep myself busy.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Yeah. Or that's part of it. And the other part of it is I keep going at a rapid pace because I'm trying to prove something to myself that with my background, and I also feel like I'm a role model, the people who come from little. So it's tough.
Starting point is 01:02:32 It is. I am taking a vacation in the next few weeks. And Amy was hitting me up yesterday in the studio about it. She was like, where are you going? What am I telling it? She was like, give me a hint. Where did you guess? I guess Paris.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Yeah. Oh, Paris, Texas. No, Paris, Texas. Very nice there, too. Ival Tower is cool. Pretty nice. I'm going somewhere because we took a few days off and I went to Vegas and I was in Austin. But since I was in my normal hours, I was working the whole time.
Starting point is 01:02:59 It's in the same time zones. So I got to get out of the time zone. So I'm going to go somewhere. I'm going by myself. I'm going for some days. And I haven't revealed where I'm going yet. But I'll go. And I may just stay in the hotel.
Starting point is 01:03:07 hotel the whole time. You've done that before. Yeah. Yeah. So, like when you went to London. Did you ever hear that? Is that London? Or even Japan. Yeah. You just in the hotel, watch all the Rockies or something? I went Japan. Yeah, yeah. I watched Making a Murderer. The whole series on Netflix. I watched all the Rockies. For some reason, I was feeling super patriotic while I was over there. But what do I do for myself? Aaron, I don't know. Who cares, right? I mean, meaning I'm lucky enough to have a wonderful job with my friends and I get to do things like, do stand-up on the weekends and do music and do American Idol. I mean, that's good for me right now.
Starting point is 01:03:43 One day I'll get a girlfriend or a wife and she'll make me relaxers. You know, until then, I'll just keep grinding it out. So everybody else's cup when your cup is empty. Not true. Okay. I understand your point. And I am, like I said, I'm taking a vacation for a few days and going somewhere far, far away. God's going to make me a bird.
Starting point is 01:04:04 So I can fly far far away. Yes. But point taken, I appreciate your concern for my will. well-being. Of course. I just want you to take a break. You know what? I'm out today.
Starting point is 01:04:14 I'm out. I'm going to go. All right. A little of a day. Raymondo, wrap the show up today. Way out of here, folks. Take a break. No, I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 01:04:20 All right. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Speaking of relationships, after a year of marriage, Gwyneth Paltrow is finally moving in with her husband.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Oh, yeah. They didn't live apart. Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Brad got married last September, but two months ago, she revealed they were still living apart full time. that's finally going to change. I like this. It's slow steps. You get a girlfriend, cool.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Then you get serious. She spends a night, a couple nights a week, whatever. Then you get engaged. She spends a night, three nights a week. Then you get married. And she's over about four nights a week, but doesn't live there. Then about a year in, you get a house together. Once you know it's going to work.
Starting point is 01:05:02 Yeah. I don't know that that's exactly why they did it, but, I mean, yeah. She said, Married Life's been really good And now we're moving in together I like her I know, Eddie's a crush I know, it's Eddie's a crush. Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Starting point is 01:05:21 Wow, did you see the warning that you should not use a toilet during a thunderstorm? Huh. So if it's lightning outside Well, you just can't. I wouldn't get near... Dig a hole?
Starting point is 01:05:33 Especially after reading this story, I wouldn't get near a toilet. Oh, tell me of the story. If it's lightning. Well, I guess if you have a septic tank, I think that plays into it. I'm not totally sure. But so this Florida couple, their toilet exploded when lightning struck their septic tank. And the reason why it happened was there was a buildup of methane gas. And then the lightning was the perfect thing to cause it to ignite.
Starting point is 01:05:54 And it blew up. Porcelain went everywhere. It even penetrated the wall. So, like, if someone had been on there, it could have been tragic. It is a septic tank thing. So I don't have a septic tank. So now when Thunderstruck, I'm getting on the toilet. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:07 You can get on the toilet. But it heads up. If you have a septic tank, this could be a thing. Or just make sure you don't have methane gas buildup because that is so scary. They were asleep in their bedroom and there, this explosion in their bathroom pipes, the toilet, everything exploded. And they were like, what just happened? Their toilet blew up. Sometimes my house still settles.
Starting point is 01:06:28 It makes noise in the middle of the night. Yeah, it's moving around a little bit. Yeah, like, I'll hear like, what do you think? Yeah, house is settled. And I'm like, what is happening? And I figure someone's in my kitchen. And so most people would be. tough and get up and go see what's up. I just get under my covers. I hope it goes away.
Starting point is 01:06:41 Wait, what do you all mean by houses settle into their spot? Oh, okay. Like, you know how some days your door opens just perfectly and then some days it's like it jammed up. Like, oh, why is that not closing? Well, I know during, it's hot or cold outside my front door's affected. You never heard that term? House is settling? Well, no, I've always lived in older houses. I figured they're settled, but I guess not. Like, I haven't lived in a house. I haven't lived in a house older than like 1930. What else? Okay, so men apologize less often than women do. Surprise, surprise.
Starting point is 01:07:14 But it's not because of a man's fragile ego. Men usually don't know they screwed up. Man, dumb. Duh. Men, I don't mess up. Men do too bad, but I have no idea. Right. And so, but this, the takeaway from this is, like, as the girls,
Starting point is 01:07:29 maybe we don't get so upset if there's not an apology because really you don't know that you've done anything wrong or the guy does it. So if your feelings are hurt, you just need to be open and communicate. Eddie, what would you say in lunchboxes is like the number one thing for a married couple is like so important. Say it with me. Love? Communication. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:52 Communication. Patience. So if she decides, you know, to communicate, then, you know, it'll be better because the guy's not going to apologize. He didn't know he did anything wrong. Is that okay, though? Because if my dog doesn't know anything wrong, I'm like, hey, yo, you didn't know what they're wrong. You teach them, and if he does it again, then you let them know. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:10 We shouldn't get a free pass because we're idiots. You're not getting a free pass. I feel like you're giving guys a free pass here. Whoa, whoa, no, no, no. I think I'm not saying it as clearly as you are. Smack it's upside the head and then we'll learn. Right. That's what I was saying.
Starting point is 01:08:21 Make sure you communicate. I wasn't using the words, hey, you, and smack them across the head. Yeah, do that too. But don't bottle it up waiting for the apology because the guy doesn't know he did anything wrong. So you need to communicate it so you can learn and grow from it. Boom. Nailed it. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:08:36 What else you got? This story reminded me of that time that I was flying and I switched seats of the guy or a girl or whatever. I can't remember which so that they could sit next to their significant other. And then they fought the entire time and they were obnoxious and it was horrible for everybody on the flight. They asked to sit by each other so they could fight. Yeah, I thought, but I didn't know why. He's like, do you mind if I sit by my wife or whatever? And then so, of course, I'm like, sure, I want a good airplane seat karma, even though I don't really believe in that.
Starting point is 01:09:02 And they fought the entire time. Well, this happened on a flight. and they had to make an emergency landing because the couple got so aggressive to each other and other people and they were just not good on this flight. And apparently even though it was emergency landing,
Starting point is 01:09:17 which is annoying, when they got escorted off the plane, everybody else on the plane applauded. Yeah, I would applaud too. How do we feel about when planes land and land people clapping? I love it. I usually start it.
Starting point is 01:09:28 Really? Yeah. If it's a good landing or any kind of landing. No, no, no. If it's a bad or I don't clap. But I mean, it's supposed to land every time. I know, but it's just almost like, Yeah, thank God we made it.
Starting point is 01:09:39 Because there's a good chance that we may not make it. No, no, no, no. Actually, you should clap every. When you get to work and you park in the parking garage. He's like, yay. That's what it's lying. Oh, I don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:51 That's what it's like. I'm always a little bit annoying people clap when we land. I'm like, yeah, we should land it. Okay, how do we feel about when flight attendants when you land and say you're flying to L.A.? and then they say, welcome to Las Vegas instead of Los Angeles. Like, they're trying to be funny and trick you, but there's some times where I've literally like, oh, crap. Well, you're a forgetful person. I booked a book to the wrong ticket.
Starting point is 01:10:15 Because that would be me and I freak out for a second. You don't mind that? No, because I know I booked the right ticket. Go you. And I got on the right plane. Well, I recently tried to board the wrong. That's the most embarrassing thing. Like, you think you're at the right gate and you see everybody's boarding.
Starting point is 01:10:32 I was A and they were boarding B, so I was like, well, I got a hustle. And you can automatically step in front of all the B people because you're A, I'm A preferred. So I get up there and I'm like, hi, and I give him my ticket and he scans it and he's like, because it's not the right flight. And he's like, ma'am, your gates over there. It's so embarrassing. Never happened to us. I can I tell you, I looked at the sign.
Starting point is 01:10:53 It's like one eyeball movement to the right. Just one. And I see the sign and I go, not my gate. No, some airports, it's more confusing than others. And if it's a different airport you're not used to. And the city's written. Whatever. It was embarrassing because everybody lined up for B was just staring at me like, ooh, cool, that girl's going to cut us.
Starting point is 01:11:11 It isn't even the right flight. All right. Well, I mean, that's my pile. There you go. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. A little boy in Florida called 911, but not because anything was wrong.
Starting point is 01:11:27 He was just hungry and he wanted to order a pizza. Now, was he hungry in a sad way? I don't think so. I think it was just like he wanted pizza. His sister said she was like supposed to be watching him, but she kind of left the room and he took the phone when she wasn't looking and made the call. And so police, instead of like, you know, punishing him, they turn it into a lesson and they use as an opportunity to teach him about the proper use of 911. They went and bought a large pizza and personally delivered it. But then kind of shared with him like, hey, these are the rules.
Starting point is 01:11:59 911, what's your emergency? I need help. What do you need? Paparoni. Right? But I feel like since they should, I mean, this is really cool of them, but they did show up with the pizza, so he's like, worked last time. The rest of his life. That's a good story.
Starting point is 01:12:16 They used it as a lesson. They didn't put them in the penitentiary. And then they did a post on Facebook to make sure, you know, your children's. But then other kids might be like, what up? Did you talk to your kids about 911? Yeah, they don't really know how to call it. They know how to use the phone. Yes.
Starting point is 01:12:33 So if they hear about it, not from you, they could call it. So you're just telling you haven't had the conversation. No, we have had the conversations, but Stevenson doesn't get that 911. Like, I've tried to explain to him because I want him to know. If he needs to call 911, I want him to do it. But I remember this whole, the nine looks like a cue to him. So he did QLL, like in his tablet. He's like, okay, QLL.
Starting point is 01:12:55 I've got it, which looks like 911 to him. And I'm like, okay, we'll just revisit the same. later. So we haven't really revisited it. But I guess Stasheera could probably do it. Do they know what it is? Yes. The police will come. Okay. Yeah, they get yeah, so of course I've had that talk.
Starting point is 01:13:11 Making sure. But I mean, I just don't know that if something was going down, that would be their first instinct to call 911. So maybe we need to do some drills. What would be their first instinct? I don't know. Hopefully run. I've told
Starting point is 01:13:25 them and they know if a stranger comes up to them. They kick, scream, run, do all the things. Yeah. I should do that too, huh? Yes. All right, there you go. Let's tell me something good. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Morgan No. 2's 30 Second Skinny. Keith Urban did another human jute box where he performed a bunch of songs on Facebook Live and he let all the fans request a song. He covered Katie Perry's Never Really Over in Taylor Swift's. You need to calm down. Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over in it. I'm thinking over maybe you've been coming over again. And I laugh to get over for you.
Starting point is 01:13:59 over again. Is that never really over? Yes. Okay, because I was going to say, I don't know that song, but I guess I do when I hear it. Okay, that's cool. Yeah. He thought it's awesome. All right, what else you got?
Starting point is 01:14:10 And then Justin Moore may have surprised his kids with two kittens earlier this summer, but he confessed that he spent years tricking his kids into thinking he was allergic to cats, so he never had to adopt one. Funny. So now they have two? They do have two, but it took years after him saying that. Eddie, do you lie to your kids about anything like that? That's sometimes.
Starting point is 01:14:30 I mean, I don't know anything off the top of my head. Maybe, like, something's bad for you when it really isn't, like a certain candy or something. Oh. Yeah, but don't eat the Red Jolly Ranchers. Stuff like that. Did you want to eat it? Yeah. Amy, anything you'd lie to your kids about?
Starting point is 01:14:42 Yeah, I do that, like, with food and stuff sometimes. But, I mean, I haven't been allergic to anything yet. I would actually love a cat. Would you take a cat? Yes. They're pretty easy. I know, but I remember that time I rescued a cat and I had to return it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:55 You were at a different point in your life then. Yeah. But does my dog? Josie, the Rottweiler, she did not like the cat. So it was for the cat's safety, but it was a big mistake. And I just don't want to make that same mistake again because... I think you're at a different point. I think you can do it now.
Starting point is 01:15:07 Okay. I mean, I'll try. I think my kid. Bring in the cat, everybody. Oh. All right, I'm just kidding. There's no cat. Morgan number two.
Starting point is 01:15:12 Is that it? That's it. That's your skinny. Thank you. Bobby Volt. Okay. We're going to go over to Amy and get that investigative corny in. It's her morning corny joke.
Starting point is 01:15:21 She does every time at this part of the day, but we get a shot to guess this. Okay. Mike Diaz put the 90-second clock up. Amy, are you ready? Ready. Ray Mundo, can I get some investigative corny music just to kind of loosen me up here? How are we feeling, boys? Great.
Starting point is 01:15:38 All right. And action. The morning corny. What do you get when a duck bends over? A duck bends over. It's got to be a bill. It's got to be a quack. Buck quack.
Starting point is 01:15:55 That's it. Oh, my gosh. Guys, you all are a geniuses. Bolly, you got that so fast. The end. It's a record time, six seconds, might be. That might be record time. Hey, hit it, Ramon.
Starting point is 01:16:05 Hit me that jingle again. Let's hear it the right way. Hit me that. Here we go. The morning corny. What do you get when a duck bends over? What do you get when a dog bends over? A butt quack.
Starting point is 01:16:17 A buck quack. Yeah. Nice job, team. There it is. There it is. Hit me with that. Good job. Good job.
Starting point is 01:16:23 That was the morning corny. Eddie, you ready? I'm ready. All right. here we go. Come on, Ramundo. Give me that build-up music. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:34 Clear eyes, full hearts, get it loose. Nice job, folks. Dude, you guys were good today. I think we're feeling it today. It's been a pretty good show all day today. Yeah. Been feeling it so far.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Why don't, I have some text here. One, did Amy ever find her license? Remember you lost your license? No. Oh, you still don't have it? No, thank you for reminding me because I am going to be flying. I did. Yeah, thank you, listener, because I need to remember to grab my passport.
Starting point is 01:17:00 Woo! So how's she driving? I'm driving without a license. I legally? Well, I haven't found it yet. Citizens arrest. Yes, I haven't found it. And I need to go get a new one.
Starting point is 01:17:17 I guess I need to call the DMV or I have to go there. Well, I guess you need to do something. Just period, to get a license. I mean, I'll say, as much as I give some of these textures a bad name for just ripping me sometimes, like yesterday, You can watch our whole show, by the way. If you go to Facebook, Facebook.com slash Bobby Bone Show. And someone said, hey, you're the right part of your callers sticking up. Just thought to help you out on text.
Starting point is 01:17:39 Fixed it. Looked great the rest of the day. It's amazing. Shout out. They're looking out. You can text us during the show. Text Bobby. That's the number, basically the number.
Starting point is 01:17:49 Text whatever you want. B-O-B-B-B-Y. Standard message and data rates apply. Here's one. Salty, Eddie. Geez. Apparently today you've been salty. Reading that one.
Starting point is 01:18:00 There are also a lot of people calling for lunchboxes disqualification on the 90s music game because oops, I did it again, came out in the year 2000. It does not DQ lunch, though. Got a lot of questions about that. Scrolling through one more. Did Ray Mundo ever get paid for winning his bet about Trump winning the presidency? Ray Mundo. Yeah, waiting until 2020, baby.
Starting point is 01:18:20 Once it's a full term, that's what the website told me when I contacted him. And you bet how much? It was a thousand to win 50,000. He bet it way early. At 50 to 1. And you think you're going to get this money still? Oh, yeah. I mean, the website's still up and running, so they're obligated to.
Starting point is 01:18:37 If that's your reasoning, that's trouble. Well, I mean, it still exists. Are we going to say something? No, I mean, I just, like, I was excited for him, like, the time that he did that, I couldn't believe it. It's still crazy to me. All right. Thanks for all the texts. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
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Starting point is 01:22:13 Here we go, the winner with 26% producer ready. Yeah. Look at this guy. His songs were Friends in Low Places. Chattahoochee and Cowboy Take Me Away. I must say that I was wrong, Eddie. I thought that some of them would penalize you for Dixie Chicks. I didn't think they should.
Starting point is 01:22:34 Great job. I think it helped that you pointed that out, and I did speak to America for a second. I'm like you're better than that. Let's not judge Cowboy Take Me Away because of the Dixie Chicks. It's a beautiful song. Yeah, but people just don't. So I didn't want that to get in the way.
Starting point is 01:22:48 I have to salute you. Fantastic Picks. You got a point there in the draft. Now, I'm a two. Two-time champ. Well, you have two points now. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:59 The person who finished last. Oh, yeah. Are you looking? I don't know who finished last or you're looking at me. And I'm like, oh, shoot, did I finish last? The person who finished last and will not get to take part of the draft tomorrow is Amy. Oh, wow. I even voted for you.
Starting point is 01:23:16 I know. And I think that was the deciding factor is you telling people to vote for me. Because you said you were so behind and I said, I'm going to go vote for Bobby. and we need to lift him up. And your support lifting me up over you. I'm sort of shot. By one vote. This is nothing against Lunchboxer Morgan number two.
Starting point is 01:23:33 Yes, it is, though. Go ahead. It's nothing. Your songs were terrible. No, no. No, no. My songs from the 2000s. Yes.
Starting point is 01:23:40 Yes. Oops, I did it. My two songs were better than your three. No, no. Oops, your song was from 2000. Oh, Amy. Got it. Hey, oops, what's your dream position tomorrow?
Starting point is 01:23:51 All right, go ahead. Yeah, I don't get to play, which is a real. bummer. That sucks. This game's so fun. I'm shocked. Tomorrow morning, Amy, you'll have to sit out. Ramundo's hopping in the draft in Amy's chair tomorrow. Yeah! Wow. What? Like literally in my chair? Yeah. Okay, I guess I'll go sit down. You know, he can sit and he has to run the board. Oh, that's right. He has to run the board. He'll go on Amy's spot, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna tell you, I should have probably finished last.
Starting point is 01:24:20 I'm just being honest here, but you push me over the top. So thank you for that. I owe you I mean, you also did a pretty good video, Bobby, talking to America, and America responded. They came back and helped you. I know. I did a three-part video telling people to vote for Bobby. Three-part. I was like, swipe up to vote. Swipe up to vote.
Starting point is 01:24:37 Yeah. I appreciate that. I am feeling, though, that we are, people are liking the draft a lot. They like this bit. I was wondering for a while. We can make the fantasy draft kind of a common thing for, tomorrow we'll do famous Mike, your favorite Mike. It can be Michael Strayan.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Oh, Mike and Ike. You know, I don't want to say anymore. Mike Jones. If someone picks Michael Jackson, could be a problem. Yes, up to you. Right, right. So, that being said, tomorrow morning, what time am we going to do this? Like, around this time right here?
Starting point is 01:25:07 We'll do famous mics in the draft. Amy, you're sitting out this one, but you want to come back to the next one. Does Gorbache's first name? Michael. You can do that. Listen, let's talk to the 2000 songs and made it through. So you can do whatever you want. It's up to you.
Starting point is 01:25:20 Whatever you want to pick. I mean, shoot, somebody is going to pick him. They'll probably win. You pick the good stuff and you lose. There's a risky picking Mikhail Gorbachev. I don't know about all that. Well. That's how do you say about it?
Starting point is 01:25:35 It's a niche art. That's a real neat. The Russian sympathizer points a real niche big to go with. You got to select art. Yeah, very select few people. But yeah, tomorrow. I would like to say from the bottom of my heart, I didn't win, but you really showed your support for me.
Starting point is 01:25:51 And I appreciate that. Yeah, you're welcome. No problem. Yeah, good son. Tupac up in there. People didn't like my Tupac is what kept me down. Well, I liked it.
Starting point is 01:25:58 Oh. I don't... All right. Well, Eddie, congratulations. Thanks, Bones. Morgan number two has three wins. Eddie has two. Amy and I both have one.
Starting point is 01:26:07 That's where we are as of right now. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. I got you here. There is a University of Michigan student named Jackson Riggler. He founded Oshke,
Starting point is 01:26:21 which is the first company to use 100% U.S. plastic that's recycled to make clothes. He's 19. Boy, this dude's going to make so much money, right? Wow. He started the company when he was a junior in high school after he became aware of cuts in Great Lakes funding environmental issues.
Starting point is 01:26:37 He said, hey, I grew up by the shores, wanted to do something to help preserve our water. So he donates a percentage of all his profits to nonprofit groups that is also working to preserve the Great Lakes, but he's able to make clothes out of recycled plastic that he just finds. Wow. Pretty cool, pretty innovative, huh? Love it. Shout out to a lot of our Ms. Geegan listeners who live up here where this kid's living.
Starting point is 01:26:58 He's 19, that's a kid, right? Yeah. All right, there you go. Making a difference, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Transmitting across America.
Starting point is 01:27:19 Going to go to John in New York, who is called. John, what's happening, bud? What's going on? Good morning, studio. Morning. Hey, Bobby, I just want to let you know. I stumbled upon your show a couple months ago on Iheart radio. I've been a faithful listener ever since.
Starting point is 01:27:35 I drive truck. I'm a former veteran. And just the words of wisdom that you put out, the positivity that you have has changed my life a lot in the last few months and going through some stuff. And it's really helped me. Stanley Rock, love the dog. I wish I had one like him.
Starting point is 01:27:51 It's funny that you named you next because that's my last name. but what you guys do and the device you put out is freaking amazingly awesome. Thanks, man. That's very kind. And thanks for stumbling and giving a shot and listening on IHeart Radio. That's awesome. You can listen to the show live.
Starting point is 01:28:09 Just search IHeart Country during the live show, and you can hear it on that channel. And then afterward, you can hear us on the Bobby Bones channel. So, Matt, it's a really kind of call. Let me do one more from Aaron in Virginia. Hey, Aaron. What's happening? I am an intern this summer, and we actually started doing the draft, and we kind of turned it into, like, a bracket thing. So we've done, like, favorite fast food restaurants and celebrities, and we even did the favorite Chris that you guys said a couple weeks ago.
Starting point is 01:28:41 So it's really fun, and I love listening to you guys. I've been listening every day on my way to work. I'm going back to college soon, so, yeah. Well, good for you. Well, how about this? First time I'm going to give you a prize, but let me say this. We do our draft about on a crazy week three times, but mostly two times a week. That's kind of where we're sticking for now.
Starting point is 01:29:01 Tomorrow will be mics. Like drafts your favorite Mike or Michael. Who would you take first round? Aaron, I'll put you on the spot right here. Tomorrow the draft is going to be first Mike. Morgan number two has the first pick. And who would be your first Mike picked? Magic Mike.
Starting point is 01:29:15 Oh, what a solid guess. Wow. Channing Tatum. Wow. Good guess. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great, like we weren't expecting that. Good one.
Starting point is 01:29:27 Yeah, you're good at this game. Aaron, here's what we're going to do. We're going to hook you up right now. Thanks for listening to our show. We're going to give you a $50 gift card. Thanks to our friends at Cracker Barrel in honor of their 50th anniversary this year. No other reason. You got to do nothing else.
Starting point is 01:29:38 Do you like Cracker Barrel? All right. I do like Cracker Barrel. Who doesn't love Cracker Barrel, all right? So I'm going to give you a $50 gift card. So stay on hold, okay. And thank you for calling the show. Thanks so much.
Starting point is 01:29:48 You're welcome. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. I have an email here. Ramundo, if you don't mind, we like to open up the mailbag, please. Here we go. Bobby's Mailbag. Hey, Bobby, I wish to remain anonymous,
Starting point is 01:30:01 as I have family that listens to the show, and this is a secret I've chosen not to share it with anyone. Over a year ago, I was gifted a 23 and me. Heard it on your show. So I thought, okay, let me do it. It looked like a cool gift. Did the test, and a big secret came back. I have a long-lost sister that I've never known about.
Starting point is 01:30:18 The email goes on. She was adopted out of the same town I grew up in, and we started getting to know each other. A lot of new details came out about her birth parents and exactly what happened. I've come to find out that my mom had a child before she met my father. You got that? Yeah. Mom had a child. And the baby was placed for adoption.
Starting point is 01:30:37 I'm not sure who my family knows and who doesn't know, but what I needed advice on is what to do from here. I've not met my sister and have no current plans I'm meeting up but would like to in the future. What would you do about the situation? I'm not trying to cause riffs. Do I investigate the secret more, take it to the grave? Thanks for taking the time to read, and thanks for considering me. Love this show. That she says where she's from, but I don't want to say that out of her...
Starting point is 01:31:00 Respect, yeah. Well, out of her privacy, yeah. Thank you, appreciate it. There you go. And we think about this. I feel like, wow, that's hard. Reset it for me. Reset it for me.
Starting point is 01:31:11 Reset me this story again. Does she, well, okay, so she found out that she has a sister from her mom side, like her mom got pregnant before she met her dad and got married, had a baby, put the baby up for adoption, and then went on to live her life without ever acknowledging that that happened. So she now knows she has a half-sister out there. I, does she have a relation with her mom? Does she say? All I really have here is is email. Because I feel like it's not, it's, this is something, the mom probably was really a difficult time for her, probably still could be something she thinks about all the time and is a secret that she's lived with. So it's really not
Starting point is 01:31:53 yours to tell. I'm fine with her pursuing the relationship with her sister. And I think she absolutely should meet her and be involved if they end up liking each other and get along. But she probably should go to her mom and say, hey, I found this out. It's up to you what you want to do with it. But I'm getting to know your daughter and my sister. You can call us if you have a little input here. 77 Bobby. Well, first of all, it is your sister, is what I would say to her. It is your sister. You want to have a relationship?
Starting point is 01:32:24 Go to town. You should. So, yeah, that nothing should hold you back from pursuing a relationship with really anyone, but especially a family member, right? I really don't think that it's her, that's the story that she has to go out and share publicly. I don't think she has to hide it. Do you think she should talk to her mom if she'd? I think she should let her mom know.
Starting point is 01:32:47 Maybe not tell the mom that she just, hey, just so you know, I found out through this, not that I'm asking for an explanation, but I'm going to pursue a relationship with her because it's some blood. What do you think? Yeah. And I mean, thinking optimistically here, it could be super cool and then your mom could end up having a relationship if the other girl, well, you know, even before you go to the mom, you may want to ask your newfound sister, hey, are you cool if I talk to our- I think you owe it to your mom before you owe it to your sister. Okay. So you owe it to the mom. Well, I guess if you tell the mom, should you tell the sister that you told the mom? Because then what if the mom wants to meet the sister? But the sister has feelings about the mom. I'm getting confused right now by your scenarios.
Starting point is 01:33:27 A lot of sisters and moms here. There's a lot of going back and forth. Well, there's so many layers. But I would just, we'll be optimistic and hope that everything goes well. And what would be really cool is if they all three ended up with a relationship. That'd be really cool. What I would say is, first level, go meet your sister and talk to your sister. That's it.
Starting point is 01:33:43 The end. I have a half brother. I don't really know. I have half-brother and half-sister, and I know them. Well, nobody hid them from us. I've often wondered if I have other siblings. True story. Like your dad bouncing around?
Starting point is 01:33:56 Yeah. Was he a bouncer? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Before he got married, or were he in between marriages or I don't know. Yeah, he's married four times. I don't know. And see, he's the guy, so I really don't know.
Starting point is 01:34:10 Maybe he doesn't know. Maybe he doesn't know. But 23 of me would tell me, wouldn't they? Why don't you take the test? I need to do it. I get new cousins like every third day. Your emails get hit up? Yeah, it's like, hey, I'm a cousin.
Starting point is 01:34:23 I'm a ninth cousin. You got to get some tickets to Randy Hauser? Houser. I'm like, wait, what? You related? Yeah. Can you put me on radio? I'm good at karaoke.
Starting point is 01:34:37 Who's your brother? Half brother. Your half brother, you share a dad? Biological father, who I don't have a relationship with. he had a son met him once because I met him on MySpace Yeah
Starting point is 01:34:50 So that was real recent By the MySpace reference And so I was like hey what up And we haven't but we haven't talked Which is weird Yeah But I have a half brother All right
Starting point is 01:35:03 Anyone have a lunchbox What do your thoughts on this? I mean I think you want to have relationship With the sister because that means more presents at Christmas And your birthday Interesting But I don't think you can go talk to your mom about it. If your mom wants to,
Starting point is 01:35:15 your mom knows she has a child out there. And if she wants to tell you about that child, that's her business. You don't need to confront your mom with that. Leave your mom alone. The interesting part of the presents. Very deep. And you should stop getting Christmas presents at what age from random people if they aren't your husband or wife?
Starting point is 01:35:31 Never? No, we still exchanged against. In fact, your Christmas Christmas Christmas present last year might be my favorite ever. That treadmill? Yeah. You still using it? I use it like every day and it's amazing.
Starting point is 01:35:41 You're welcome. Yeah, thank you. you see i don't ever want to stop presents see yeah exactly all right thank you for uh your emails you can email the show mailbag at bobby bones.com we can put this up on facebook you can reply to it and that is the mailbag and that was bobby's
Starting point is 01:36:01 mailbag so your son is in a new class oh yeah ninjastics you never heard of it neither had i but it's at the gymnastics place and it's the most popular class that they have. So we were on a wait list for two months and I guess an opening finally came available
Starting point is 01:36:25 and now we're in Nynjastic. Is that Ninja Gymnastics? Yes. How cool is that? I mean, especially for him and they do the stuff that's like on the American Warrior TV show. A much smaller version.
Starting point is 01:36:39 Sure. But it's like putting him in training. Can you imagine? If he develops, like, the skills to go on that show, he's so cool. I love that show. Still on, right? Does he end up, like, trying to fight people at home? Well, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:36:53 We haven't. We just got accepted. So we haven't gone to the first Ninjastics. But I was just so excited when we got the notification that there's now a slot open for him. And that that's something like that even exists. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah. It's basically just gymnastics, but they've made it appealing to boys.
Starting point is 01:37:10 Yes. Yes. And girls. Yeah, girls go to you. No, I get it, but boys also go to gymnastics, but there's a... Oh, yeah, good call. Like a stigma. Yeah, that you shouldn't be a boy and do gymnastics.
Starting point is 01:37:20 Like, I think gymnastics, I would do gymnastics. Yeah. But it's like, it's dominated by girls, so they're going, how do we get guys in? Guys are dumb. Just put the word ninja on the beginning of it. I wouldn't be a ninja. I mean... I'm a guy.
Starting point is 01:37:33 It is actually genius. Yeah, that's all they did. That's cool. Right. So, wait, when he starts when? Maybe next week, what he was his first class? So I'll keep you posted on how it goes. Maybe I'll get some good videos.
Starting point is 01:37:45 Because you know it's just going to be awesome watching him try to do all these things. And he's a little. Do they have a kid's American Warrior TV thing or is it just adults? I don't know. I think that should not be on your list of American Warrior. Just let him go into gymnastics. Oh, sorry, jumping away. I'm like a stage mom.
Starting point is 01:38:00 He has a birthday. His party's tomorrow night. Yeah. So he's turning nine years old. Yes. And you're hiring an Alexa. You still have that lined up? Yeah, a listener.
Starting point is 01:38:10 A listener is going to come to Amy's and is going to play the role of Alexa. Some people show up as princesses, some show up as clowns, but your son wants to meet Alexa. Yeah, the Amazon Alexa. So, I mean, he's pretty excited about it. He feels like it started with that she's his friend. He talks to her every day. So he wondered if she could come to his party. Did he ever ask her, hey, could you get on a party?
Starting point is 01:38:37 Yeah, he's talked to her about it. I don't know. I don't even remember the answer that she gives, but she has an answer for it. This is Amy's about to be nine-year-old son Stevenson saying what he thinks Alexa looks like. Tell us what Alexa looks like. Brown, she has a shirt, she has sunglasses, she has beautiful skin, black, and she looks pretty and handsome, and she wore some glasses. So did he say blonde is the first word?
Starting point is 01:39:08 Yeah. Brown. Ray, will you play the beginning of that again? Tell us what Alexa looks like. Brown? Brown. Yeah. Because he says she has brown hair and black skin.
Starting point is 01:39:18 Brown skin and black skin. Yes. And that they call their skin brown or black. I like the lunchbox. I was trying to argue with you about what you said. I thought it said blonde too. When you hear it, I was like, blonde. It's still weird to me sometimes, but I totally get it.
Starting point is 01:39:30 Like some people, when they're talking and they don't know what they're saying. And for me, I don't know what he's saying sometimes. Right. But for me, because I live with it every day. hear it. I'm like, oh, they're totally saying this. Well, yes, but in the beginning, it was hard for me to figure it out too, but now I understand exactly what they mean. So Alexa's going to come over and you said you would pay them $100 for an hour's work.
Starting point is 01:39:49 Yeah. And you have her. She's like, I'm in. Yeah. You gave her the address. I've been emailing with her. You promised no stabbing. Like, you don't want her to come in? She doesn't seem crazy. In fact, she seems so awesome that for the $100, she doesn't even want it.
Starting point is 01:40:02 She would like for me to donate it to like a cause. And I'm like, great. So she's just going to show up, be Alexa, and then she wants you to donate that money. Right. Oh, cool. So. Maybe we'll talk to her. You'll me try to get her on?
Starting point is 01:40:18 Yeah, I'll talk to her tomorrow. Okay, I'll see if she'll come on. What if she sounds just like Alexa? Would that be awesome? Yeah. Or even crazier, what if she way doesn't? And she comes on and she's Russian. It is me, Alexa.
Starting point is 01:40:31 Wait, what? No, that doesn't work. Well, I'll just say, you know, sometimes when she, I know, this is like, going on and on with the live. But, you know, when the princess shows up, we go along with the whole story. But if he says, like, you don't sound the same, what do we say?
Starting point is 01:40:48 Exposer. I'm sick. Wait, no, go to her and be like, wait, you're not her? Yes, yes. And say, I cannot, Steve said, I cannot believe she tricked us. Yes, pull her mask off and be like, what is, she's a fraud. Pull off her sunglasses. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:41:03 Ask for ID in front of him. Let me see your driver's license. Yeah. Then you don't suffer from any of that. You're not the fraud. No, I figured we could just say she has a cold or when she's inside the black box, her voice comes out different. Sort of like when he has his microphone, he sounds different. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:41:20 Well, let's talk to her tomorrow if we can. Okay. All right. Kane Brown's Jacked Up Ford F-250 Dream Truck is for sale. It's, he posted on Instagram. It says 2018, fully loaded F-250 King Ranch. It is jacked up, too. It looks awesome.
Starting point is 01:41:34 Not my style. Oh. It's so jacked up. I'm selling it for $120,000 And if you get it You will not meet Kane Brown He said that
Starting point is 01:41:44 You want to see a picture of it? Yeah I bet up over here my desk It's a lot He's got cool lights on it Right? Like underneath it It's got everything
Starting point is 01:41:51 That's the perfect truck If that's your thing Just not my thing I tend to not want to be seen I'm low profile You don't drive that With that everybody looking That's cool though
Starting point is 01:42:01 And if it's been your dream To have that truck And you get that truck Raymond what you think about that I think it says his name on it. I'm not trying to drive around some other dude's truck with his initials or whatever it has. There's a logo on the front of it. Yeah, I want Ramundo on it.
Starting point is 01:42:15 Okay, but you can switch that out. If you can afford a $120,000 truck, you can afford to switch it out, maybe. Or people think you're Kane Brown driving around in that truck, so that's pretty cool too. Mr. Wonderful, Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank, bald guy, white guy. Yeah. Spends a thousand bucks a day on food. Wow, why is it like caviar? Dark Tank star Kevin O'Leary says he sets a bad example when it comes to his food budget.
Starting point is 01:42:41 I'm on the road all week, five days a week. I'm spending about $1,000 a day on food. For example, today's breakfast costs me $200, he said. Where does he eat? Now, before you go, is he spending it all on himself? Breakfast was an important meeting with someone he had to do work with. So for business, that was a $200 breakfast. Got it.
Starting point is 01:43:01 He says, I don't want to owe anybody anything, so I'm happy to pick up the tab all the time. I get that. I feel that a little bit. I don't let anybody pay for food. And he's like a, he is like a millionaire, Bigillionaire, right? Oh, he's a multi-billionaire. I mean, he's real.
Starting point is 01:43:14 I don't know if he's a billionaire. What about a billionaire? He just yells out multi-billionaire. I'm not sure that that's the case. I don't think Lentzfogne knows what that is. Well, he loves Shark Tank. Well, you look up Kevin O'Leary's on that. Oh, sorry, 400 million.
Starting point is 01:43:27 That's a moor. That's quite the difference. A lot, but when you yell at billionaire. I know, I got carried away. What's the math on that? I love when we do the math. So if he makes $400 million... We spent like an hour trying to figure out a math of how much...
Starting point is 01:43:43 The yacht would be. Jeff Bezos' yacht would be. But we figured out him buying a yacht is like us buying a forward focus. I like that, knowing that. So maybe him going to that breakfast is like us getting a McMuffin. Danny Trejo helped rescue a special kids need from a car accident. Do you know Danny Trejo's? Do we?
Starting point is 01:44:05 Machete? Yes. Machete. Machete. I still don't know who you're talking about. Will you put a picture of him up, Mike? Danny Trejo witnessed a car accident in Los Angeles last night, and when he noticed there was a young kid inside of one of the cars,
Starting point is 01:44:15 he jumped into action and he helped free him. The boy has special needs, and Danny Trejo also did his best to distract him so he wouldn't panic. Oh, wow. You find him. You'll recognize him. Yeah. As soon as you see him, Amy.
Starting point is 01:44:25 Yeah, he's in a lot. He's on my screen if you want to see it. Okay. I know you could have done it from your computer, but I have him up over here. No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:35 That's cool. Yeah, Danny sprang into action. He got the kid out of the car and crawled inside the overturned vehicle, but he couldn't undo the kid's buckle. So another woman was there, and she reached into and unbuckled him. They brought the kid to safety. The boy's grandfather was also trapped inside the car. Firefighters got her out.
Starting point is 01:44:53 But anyway, good for this dude. So cool. Man, teamwork. Yeah. You good? Yeah. That's a good story. Let's do Kane Brown Heaven in honor of his truck.
Starting point is 01:45:01 He should bring it up. Let's drive it. Yeah. How do you get in it, though? A ladder? A ladder? Get to use a ladder. Champlain.
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Starting point is 01:48:25 She says, quote, that was not a good idea. Here's a clip. It had barreled its beak into my chin and then let go a little bit and did it again. It was a really intense pain, and I'm still in pain. I'm on three different antibiotics. This can come and go, the swelling for months, they say. This was not a good idea. Hindsight, looking back, I will never do it again.
Starting point is 01:48:47 Listen, it's easy it is to go. Oh, what a dumb, because it is dumb. I'm just not better than this. But did you know that octopus could bite and that they are poisonous? I didn't know they weren't. Well, I know, but I mean, I would see how that could be a cool picture, and you wouldn't. It's not like, you know, you've heard, like, yellow fellow fellow fellow. I didn't know there were octopuses in Washington.
Starting point is 01:49:12 No, no, either. Like, maybe off the coast? Off the coast, I think. So, again, I wouldn't do this one specifically, but at some point I'm going to come on this show and go, well, I injure myself in a picture, guys. Here's what happened. Yeah, how many likes did she get? Great question. Did the picture ever go up, Mike D?
Starting point is 01:49:28 Just a video. Just a video. Oh, she better put a... Oh, my goodness. It's on her chin. Let me see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy mackerel.
Starting point is 01:49:35 It's right. It's a... Like that. She deserves a like from all of us. And the poison is used to, like, make the, whatever they're going to eat. Oh, numb the brain. It paralyzes them, yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 01:49:46 That's what I was looking for. Wow. Amy wants me to get Botox in my head so I could put that on my forehead. It can numb the muscles in my forehead and they don't even eat Botox. I got an octopus. Wait, but Amy, does he need Botox? No. I didn't say that.
Starting point is 01:49:57 No, I do not. I am going to defend myself. I look in the mirror every day. I'm like, maybe hates you. Okay, that is not true. You are feeding lies to the airwaves right now. Feeding lies. Well, as long as it gets some of that toxin and numbs it, you can eat it like the octopus does.
Starting point is 01:50:12 Mike D. How many likes does she have? Do we have it? No, no views. How many views does they have? None? All right. Lindsay Lohan gives a talk show a ridiculous list of off-limits topics. Oh.
Starting point is 01:50:24 By the way, somebody goes, hey, this is what we will and won't talk about. we won't put them on the show. Not because we're jerks, but it's just not a good precedent to set. But people know I'm going to respect them if they come in. And if they don't want to talk about their marriage drama, I'm probably not going to. It's like the biggest thing in the news.
Starting point is 01:50:44 Like when Blake and Miranda came in, I was like, hey, I was comfortable enough with Blake to go, hey, what's up? And we talked about it. But I'm, you know, I'm not going to chase that. But if Lindsay Lohan comes in, I'm going to talk to her about this stuff. Here you go.
Starting point is 01:50:55 Off limits. Paris Hilton. She will not talk about Paris Hilton. Oh. Her dating life. What? Kind of a big part of what's up, right? Drug and alcohol use.
Starting point is 01:51:04 Well, I'm out. Okay, well. I have nothing to talk about, Lindsay. It's a pretty fascinating part. We'll let her come into the draft with us? What else do we do? Past arrests. Oh, another one.
Starting point is 01:51:13 Her MTV Beach Club series. Why wouldn't she want to talk about that? And her family. Wait, what is left to talk about? Parenthood or Parent trap. She wanted to only talk about Herbie the love bug. No, the mass singer. Oh, or Freaky Friday.
Starting point is 01:51:30 She's going to be on the panelist of Australia as the mass singer. There you go. Wow. When texting your number goes wrong. You ready? Ready. Because I do the neighbor number. And I've been like, hey, neighbor number, you're one number away.
Starting point is 01:51:45 Because your whole number plus one, right? So I have a 512-5-5-55-55. That'd be mine? But I would text 5-1-2-55-5-6. And I said, what's that number, neighbor? let's talk, let's hang out. A dude did this. He's 23.
Starting point is 01:52:00 The girl was 13 years old that answered. Oh. No way no. Went to jail. But I mean, I'm sure all he said is what up, number neighbor? Well, he sent a wiener pick. No, I'm just going to. Okay.
Starting point is 01:52:12 Hey, number neighbor, check this out. That's taking a risk. Yeah, people, you shouldn't do that anyway. Yeah, the girl responded, oh, how old are you? And he goes, I'm 23. How about you? And she responded 13.
Starting point is 01:52:25 and he was like, oh, you gotta go. Bye. Beat don't film me now. I saw that. I do want to play this new song. You're gonna do the new song, Ramundo? So, this, you know what we do here on the show is, executive produces show, Amy hosts the show.
Starting point is 01:52:43 It's the women of IHeart country, and Amy does it, and it runs on 150 stations all on the weekends. You really do a fantastic job at hosting that show. Oh, thank you. And highlighting these female artists. And what I do, what Mike D. do we go and even Amy, we go and we try to find, you know, the female artists that are on the chart now, we try to move them up by playing them extra, some that are classic, so people remember how good they are,
Starting point is 01:53:04 and then some that are just brand new. And we're like, hey, take a look at these. Not really trying to chart them or anything, but to go, hey, this is some cool stuff. I want to play this song from an artist named Harper Gray. It's called True Love. Heard it, been featured. We featured again this week on the Women of Our Country. Here's Harper Gray, Harper G-R-A-E, in case you want to find it and stream it. It's called True Love. Check it out here on the Bobby Bone Show. I wore a new, some kind of truth like nothing I've ever felt. And with the morning, he said, I need the sun to break and kiss my face. Something is got to change.
Starting point is 01:54:03 Come take this pain. Ever he's changed. They're saying that drinking coffee at night will not keep you awake. Well, that's not true. This is science. Okay. I mean, science is going to come back tomorrow and say don't drink coffee after 2 p.m. But then you can dispel any scientific evidence ever with that theory.
Starting point is 01:55:09 I know, but that's... You can be like, the world's not round because tomorrow they'll just come and say it's flat for sure. Well, I mean, the world is round. No. You don't know that. Okay. A new study says there is no connection between drinking coffee at night and having trouble falling asleep or staying asleep. Nicotine and alcohol can't affect your sleep, though.
Starting point is 01:55:26 A new study out of Florida Atlantic University, that he found there's no connection between drinking caffeine at night and having trouble falling asleep. Interesting. But what does affect your sleep are those. If you smoke or vape, nicotine has a significant effect on your sleep at night. Alcohol, but not as much as nicotine. That being said, researchers say it's still not a license to start chugging coffee because you might be more sensitive to caffeine than average. So the average person is not affected by caffeine.
Starting point is 01:55:52 Wow. So imagine if you're above average, then you're not affected at all. If I need something to sleep, like superhero. So make sure, you know, coffee at night probably doesn't affect you. Okay. And I know you're hating. Well, I mean, yeah, I am. Because I just feel like you, if you want to get a good night's sleep, you probably should avoid caffeine.
Starting point is 01:56:10 I've always heard, like, in the after two... You've always heard. I've always heard after 2 p.m. And then, like, at dinner, if you're having dessert and you want coffee with it, like, even if you get decaf, that could be risky because there could be traces of caffeine. But aren't you just repeating what you've heard? Yes. And now you want me to repeat that. No, I don't want you to repeat it.
Starting point is 01:56:27 I just want you to take it and say they might be right. I know, and I hate hearing that alcohol doesn't get you to a deep sleep. Because not that I drink a lot by any means, but sometimes before bed I like to relax with the glass of wine. And then it's, I don't like knowing that then that's going to affect me getting to a deep sleep. Oh, if I go to bed drunk, I am waking up for like hours. Oh, yeah? I didn't mean drunk, Eddie.
Starting point is 01:56:49 I meant one glass. Are you going to bed drunk every night? No, that's what I was saying. I didn't mean that. Ed Sherin breaks the record. the highest grossing tour of all time. Like period, any tour ever in the history. Ed Shearin just beat U2 and he's got more shows to do.
Starting point is 01:57:04 But Ed Shearin, who sings Shape of You, has broken U2's record for the highest grossing tour of all time. So far, his Divide Tour has made $736 million. Whoa! And he still has three more weeks on it. Dang. Can you settle something for me? Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:57:22 Because does that mean, like, because he plays a lot by himself, right? YouTube has like a... Okay, so you two has a big production. But here's the thing. Gross means money just coming in before any expenses are out. Oh. So even if they were the same, he's making more because I'm assuming his expenses are going in. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:37 Yeah. So gross is like the number that you don't get. Gotcha. Like the money you make. Like your paycheck. That's your gross money. Before taxes. That's why I don't like it.
Starting point is 01:57:45 I don't like gross. That's a good way to remember that. Gross. That's not a good number. That makes you feel gross because I don't get it. Okay. I have to do those games on myself. All I have to do that word association.
Starting point is 01:57:55 Oh, that's how you did so. well on the ACT? Everything is word association for me. Amy, a little trick when we do songs. He'll write it in the ABC scale. If he has to remember words, it starts with A and then if the... If we're writing lyrics, like comedy lyrics, I'll write them if I can make the jokes land in alphabetical order so I can remember them.
Starting point is 01:58:15 Wow. But it's always little devices for me to remember things. I know myself, so I know what works for me. Which I think is a big key, is actually knowing you so you can build around you what puts you in the best place to be successful. So if we're writing jokes, we're writing lyrics. Like this song about dancing, it's hard to do it with my... It's got the fox trot.
Starting point is 01:58:35 I have music in my ear. Foxtrot, jive, tango, waltz, all alphabetical. Alphabetical. Oh, nice. Anyway, thank you very much. The Bobby Bones show. Oh, yeah. Amy, what's going on today?
Starting point is 01:58:46 I'm going to Austin, so I haven't packed at all. So I need to do that. And shout out to that listener earlier, the email me about my passport, or texted it about my passport, because I just sent myself, I have an email reminder, I have passport reminders. I move my wedding ring to my, from my left hand to my right hand, and that's how I know. So when I'm packing later today, I'll be like, why is my wedding ring on my right hand? And then I'll be like, oh, yeah, passport.
Starting point is 01:59:10 I need that to fly because I don't have my driver's license. Careful with that, though. I always find that when I do something like that, I just can't remember why I did something like that, much less remember the thing that I was trying to remember. But that's also why I email myself passport. So I have all the hints, because the last thing I need to. do is get to the airport and be like, oh, because you know I'm not getting there with enough time to turn around and go back home.
Starting point is 01:59:30 True. Yeah, that's true. What about you? Eddie and I are shooting a big video for the Kansas State Fair that the raging idiots are playing at later this year. So we're going to do that after the show. We get some practice and to do today. We'll be in Austin tonight as well.
Starting point is 01:59:45 And we're going over there because we'll be on the show tomorrow, by the way, live show tomorrow. But Eddie and I are playing in San Antonio Friday night in Austin on Saturday night and then just going to spend some time over there for. a few days. Yeah. So catch up with a bunch of friends. But just normal stuff. We got another good podcast going up tomorrow with Ingrid Andrus. We did it last night. Yeah, it's good. You're popping them out this week. Grushing them, man. Great ones. Great content. So search and subscribe to the Bobbycast. And then if you wouldn't mind, go and like rated, even if you've never listened,
Starting point is 02:00:13 go and talk about how it's the best podcast ever, because it does help us move up. Do you know that? No, I don't. I mean, I know that it's good. Ask people to subscribe and then to write reviews, because the more you get, the more it kind of moves up the chart. Yeah. I mean, I just felt like it was good for people to see, but I didn't know it made it move up. Okay, cool. Yeah. So, all right. Anyway, we'll see you guys tomorrow. Appreciate you being here. You could listen to any show in the whole world, but you listen to us. We appreciate that. So thank you so much. We will see you.
Starting point is 02:00:38 Hey, tomorrow, the draft. We're drafting mics. M.I.K.E. Mike's Michaels. Mike, you know, Mike and Ike. Yeah, sure. Who you never know. Anything. All right. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Bobby bones. Air Tasker helps you scratch more off your to-do list. Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Because today I have to assemble and deliver thank you packages
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