The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Dog Has Regressed + Rhett Akins On Touring With His Son Thomas Rhett + Eddie Wants To Work For Gwyneth Paltrow
Episode Date: August 16, 2019Bobby talks about what he’s having to do now to get his dog to stop chewing. Rhett Akins who has stops by for the Friday morning conversation and talks about the 29 No. 1 hits he has written and t...ouring with his son, Thomas Rhett. Eddie wants to work at Gwyneth Paltrow new store opening in town. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones Post-Show Pre-Show.
What are you talking about?
You don't know Never My Wildest Dreams?
No.
Sing it.
Hey, Remo, do we play that?
From the Black Keys?
Never in my wildest dreams, but I'd be loving you.
Never in my wildest dreams.
You don't know that?
No, that's really cool.
Would my dreams come true?
Just too good to touch.
I can't discuss it when.
I get too choked up.
I want to make a scene
Never in my wildest dreams
What a jam
Pretty good, huh?
I'm just used to hearing, you know, black keys,
like, ah, no take place.
Yeah, that sounds really cool.
I like that.
I have the three songs I've been listening to
the last few days, and that was one of them.
We didn't get to it today.
I'll do it now.
That's Dan Araubach, never in my wildest dreams.
Let's stay home tonight,
which is a live acoustic version
from Need to Breathe,
which is the live acoustic record is really good.
Here's this.
The song I just played, or what are you talking about?
The second one.
Let's stay home tonight.
Yeah, yeah.
Baby, let's stay home tonight.
We can put a couple records on.
We can build a fire all right.
Maybe we can dance you don't.
Everything will be done.
It's so many of my friends are like,
my favorite band ever.
Who is this?
Need to breathe.
Yeah, it's good.
And then the other one I had a Cheryl Crow and Chris Ableton.
Tell me when it's over.
Tell me when it's so
Because I don't
Those are three songs I posted
I was listening to last night
You can film my vibe
Yeah
Good stuff
You can film my vibe there
The most expensive car ever
Bugatti has now created
A car called
La Vucre Noe
It's being sold
For 18.7 million dollars
A car
A car for 18.7 million dollars
It looks like the Batmobile
Basically
But it's 18 points
Like what can it do
For 18.7 billion dollars
What can a car do?
It better
the time machine. Yeah, it's got a fly too.
I saw that this morning.
What do you think about hair of the dog, Amy?
What does that mean?
It means, it means, it means
taking what caused it to make it better.
I think a common hair of the dog is when people drink, so they want to drink
more if they have a hangover, but hair of the dog could mean anything.
It's like a hair of the dog. Oh, I don't know that I've ever heard that before.
Wait, what's the definition again? The way you said it?
Are we using it wrong, Eddie?
Well, I've only used it with like, all right, I'm still drunk.
Let's just keep drinking.
I think that's the common people use it most.
But a hair of the dog would be something from something.
Like the dog that bit you or the hair of the dog.
So it's like take something from what's causing you trouble to make it better.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Like I think that's the general definition of it.
Interesting.
But most people use it as.
Like if you're sore, your legs are sore, hair of the dog would be go do more squats.
Right.
But generally people use it for drinking.
Have you ever used it for working out?
Oh, yeah.
You have?
You're like, I'm still sore.
If my legs are killing me.
And I can't move.
It's, yeah, I'm going to go do a little more to loosen them up a little bit.
Hair of the dog.
But drinking, I think, is where most people use it in context.
Drinkers have tried having more alcohol to relieve a hangover.
Does it work?
Eddie?
100%.
Yes.
Zero percent.
No.
You just think it's making you feel better.
Really?
You're just feeling the buzz again.
It only delays those painful hangover symptoms.
It doesn't make it better.
Oh.
I don't think your liver's like, yay, more alcohol.
Yes.
I thought it's just like immune to it.
Just what I needed.
So those were two things that I felt we could talk about here.
I learned something.
There's also, it's just, I don't like talking about poop that much on the show.
Yeah, neither do I.
But there was a story about making your poop sparkly.
It's called We Are Feel.
It's a multivitamin pill with glitter in it and it makes your poo sparkle.
It literally does.
Like, I'm not kidding like, makes your poop, but no, it does.
That's kind of cool.
Cool. But who would you want to show that to?
People who are in the house.
Honey, honey, look at this one.
That's the thing.
It's just, I don't even like talking about that.
Yeah.
But I saw that where people are buying that.
Cool, now we know.
Or just an idea of bones, and not to talk about it too much.
But if it's like a surprise, kind of like those surprise eggs, you don't know what the pill has.
So until you do it.
And then you're just like, oh my gosh, I knew it.
It was a heart.
Like.
No.
Eddie, you're 40 years old.
I know.
But I got a bunch of boys in the house.
That's true.
Yeah.
Maybe it would be good for kids.
Four boys.
Yes.
Your wife's got five dudes.
Oh, dude.
Some days she'll just be like, I got to get out of the house for a little bit.
Or some day she's like, it just smells like a bunch of dudes in here.
I'm out.
What's up this weekend?
Not much.
Mainly just prepping for the next couple of weeks.
We have a crazy next couple weeks.
So we kind of need this weekend to prep for it, if that makes sense.
It doesn't.
It doesn't?
Oh my gosh.
Well, if you ever had like two kids to prepare for things.
And then I'm also, I mean, I'm headed back to Haiti soon for a weekend.
Like, and I haven't been back.
That, I understand, prepping for that.
Yeah.
Well, what are you prepping for, Amy?
Well, what am I?
Riots.
We always take a bunch of stuff when we go.
So looking at what the various needs are, how much luggage are we going to take.
Like, what am I going to pack to wear?
Because it's always hotter than I'll get out there.
So, I mean, but it's been hot here.
So I guess just the same.
No, we're the same.
Yeah.
But that.
taking your kids? No.
Will you, the next time, will they be ready to go back to the orphanage?
Well, I don't know when my next time is, so I can't answer that.
But I would say two years is what I've heard is, so in December, it'll be two years.
So say if we go sometime next year, then yeah.
Boy, that'd be tough, huh?
Probably tough and awesome, both?
Yes, bittersweet.
Only bitter because then if they're there,
They'll have to leave again, and that might be hard.
But also, we would try to arrange visits with their birth moms,
which to me is what I've always wanted for them, and we talk about it.
And I know that they want that, but I don't know how the moms feel.
I've never talked to them.
So it'll just be an emotional thing, meeting them for the first time.
But I want them to have a relationship.
That's heavy.
But I have no idea.
They may not want that.
what if I reach out to the moms and they're like,
I don't know, we can't do that.
I don't know.
I'm hoping they're down with it.
You're hoping they're down with meeting?
Yeah.
I'm hoping they're down with having a relationship
and we can go back to Haiti more and more.
Once we start taking the kids,
we can really start.
They can go back and they'll get used to it.
And like, okay, life here, life there.
But I want them to have a life there.
I don't want them to forget Haiti, where they came from.
That's important.
Amy, serious question.
So if you say like if the parents eventually like, oh, they're like, we want a relationship and they want to rebuild that, your time with them as your children, does that kind of feel like I was just great.
I'm not even their mom anymore.
I was just babysitting.
No.
No, I already look at myself as a second mom.
Like that's their first mom and I'm their second mom and we can be moms together.
like that I feel like as in a when you adopt or like if you're fostering when you adopt I mean that's
what I am doing I have taken on that role of a caregiver like I I chose that they didn't choose it and my
daughter's made that clear at times where I mean that for six months it would come up a lot and it was
a reality check to like to my face I would say something like we're just so happy to have you
here like you came to be here with us thank you
And then she's like, nobody asked me if I wanted to come here.
You took me.
I'm like, okay, you're right.
We did.
We did.
So I am that role.
I mean, in her eyes, I mean, because she came here at 10.
And she lived with her mom until she was five years old and at the orphanage from five to 10.
So I'm almost like her third.
She has caregivers at the orphanage, nannies that raised her, Papa Pierre.
Like, that's my role.
Like, I'm just, I just want them to grow up to be, like, functioning, happy humans.
How are those guns functioning?
They're functioning, all right.
They're working?
They're shooting?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, do you bring it?
Oh, no.
No.
She brings one.
She starts getting us with it.
Oh, is it a thank you notes?
I just totally forgot.
Did you make them write this?
No, he wanted to write your thank you note.
Can I read it?
Yes.
Thank you, Bobby.
I love my shoes and Nerf guns.
So many bullets.
Nice.
Love Stevenson.
That's fine.
Yeah. Look at his handwriting. I know.
Are you so proud of him? It's as good as mine.
Okay. Yeah.
It's probably good because of all the stuff you make.
All the punishment. Yeah. It's getting better.
With all that punishment for handwriting.
Like, I will say yes, sir.
Or now it's going to be like, I will not shoot bullets in the house.
At mommy.
Yeah. At mommy. Did you get batteries for the big gun?
I think my husband did. Yeah, but we haven't fired it off yet. We've just been firing the little one.
Yeah, a big one's a big one.
It's a big one.
Does it carry multiple bullets in this?
You don't even put bullets in the thing.
It's got a...
It's like a chamber.
Oh, wow, yes.
Like a...
You rode it and it's like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would have never bought that for somebody
in my house.
Right.
But since it wasn't in my house...
No.
And, well, you ask what's going down this weekend.
I'm sure that is what's going down this weekend.
Is that chamber machine gun that you gave him?
Well, Eddie and I are about to head off to Texas and do Amarillo in El Paso.
And we're taking a couple buddies with us, too, to ride on the road, which would be good.
Because we're recording our live record and...
like three weeks.
We have like three,
after this weekend we have like three shows and that's it
and we're doing a live record in Little Rock.
Yeah.
So.
Just trying to load up on songs.
Yeah, shorter songs.
So more,
more songs and shorter songs,
but funny songs.
So we're gonna head out now.
But thank you all for hanging out.
By the way,
Fresno,
the big fare,
you can get your pre-order tickets.
Does I mean know that password?
Oh, I just had it up.
To that?
Yeah, hold on.
It's a big fair in Fresno.
And you can come to that.
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I don't have that password
Mike did you have it
Mike D has it
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he's finding it
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Bones 19
Bones 19
What is that
Oh the password
2019
yeah
yeah the year
Or are you like forever 19 in your brain?
Well, according to Amy, that's who I date.
Oh.
What?
You took one to a wedding.
She was 223.
Yeah, she was not 19, Amy.
She was not 19.
No, she looks 19.
No, she really didn't.
I'm just kidding.
You're such a hater.
I'm not a hater.
It was a joke.
You brought it up.
I didn't even bring it up.
You brought it up.
We haven't talked about that in weeks.
I hold on to things.
Let me tell you guys a quick story.
Oh, my gosh.
If you go over to my Instagram story,
you'll see a picture of my dog.
and he sleeps sometimes I'll hold him he just falls asleep with his head lean back he just lets his head fall back and I thought the picture was kind of funny I was gonna put it on my main feed but my forehead was a little wrinkly like my brow no I didn't put it on my main feed you need to put it up there no I didn't put it on my answer story because I didn't want to get ridiculed by you I wouldn't ridicule you I never ever my heart has never yeah my heart but I'm now making life decisions based on okay that is on you because I have explained over and over that was
not me that said it. It was a professional that
that's what she loves to do for people. So she
brought up that she would love to do it for you.
I did not say I agreed.
Why you stuttering? Pull the tape. Because then you make me
second guess if I said it, but now I know I didn't.
Like I stuttered because my brain was thinking. Did I say that?
Why would you bring it up? I didn't bring it up just now you did.
No, I'm just telling you, you've now affected my life
in a not so positive way.
If I had a superpower, I'd be to erase thoughts
like that. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
I'd be like,
men and black style.
And then it would just erase.
Because I do not want you feeling that way.
I would not want anybody to make me feel that way.
So I certainly don't want to.
I just build you up.
And I'm trying to build you up.
You look great.
Thank you.
You don't need that.
You should post that picture on your main feed.
Inspiration to all out there.
All the what?
All the people to just post the pictures, even they're uncomfortable with.
Even though you shouldn't be uncomfortable with it.
All right.
We just got to go.
Shows over.
Right?
Is it over?
Yeah, we're done.
Have a good weekend, everybody.
We'll see you guys.
Wow.
What's up, Eddie?
Oh, man.
That was a lot.
Yeah.
Welcome to my life.
I've seen mom and dad fight.
Can I stop, please, mom, dad?
Eddie, you're older than mom and dad.
So, shut up.
I mean, but what are mom and dad fighting about whether or not daddy needs
Botox or not?
That's even crazier.
This is just not.
How much it costs?
No, bone, stop, stop.
What?
It depends on how many units you need.
How many units I need?
All the units?
I don't say a lot.
I'm not saying anything.
Probably like $5.
You barely need it.
You don't need it.
What do you mean?
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There you go.
All right, here's Monday show.
Thank you all and we'll see you.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Monday.
No, Friday's show.
Yeah.
Are we still on?
I cut it.
Oh, there's Friday's show.
Thank you.
Now, what did you say?
You don't have to put it back on.
Are we back on?
Yeah.
Did we lose the feed, though?
No.
Oh, this is Friday's show, not Monday's show.
I'm like, what are you doing?
Sorry, I've been a Botox in the brain.
Here's Friday show.
People do get Botox for migraines.
Okay.
Yeah.
If you did just set with that, to begin with, like, you should get one for your brain fog.
Brain fog.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
Thank you.
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We got a big one today, so let's do this.
Morning studio.
Morning.
dropped his girlfriend's toddlers off at the wrong daycare.
Ooh, whoops.
And it took most of the day for the daycare to track down their mom.
So everyone was just confused.
Oh, boy.
The whole thing.
A guy in St. Louis dropped his girlfriend's kids off at the wrong place,
then insisted it was the right one and then left him there.
They're like, no, this is right.
It turned out their mom was in the hospital for a medical procedure, but she's okay.
The employees were glad the kids just ended up somewhere safe.
Here you go.
The daycare operators say the kids seemed well cared for, well-groomed, well-fed,
but they had never seen them before today.
They say the man brought them inside,
insisted this was their daycare,
and he took off.
The staff called police.
Workers say the kids fit right in.
They were here most of the day,
and that little boy gave enough information
that police were able to track down their grandma,
but there was no word initially
on the well-being of the kids' parents.
So we laugh because it ended up pretty good.
Funny story, we get to go, hey,
make sure if your boyfriend takes your kids to the daycare,
he knows which one, right?
Right.
So the more you know here with that, you know, if you...
But that's weird, huh?
Yeah.
My favorite parts that he insists.
They're like, no, sir.
We've never seen...
Yes, you have.
Trust me.
You take these kids.
And good thing, like, one of the kids could give enough information.
I just worry about that.
Like, Stevenson, one of his school assignments this week was to memorize his address, like his home address, I guess.
And so he's at home practicing, and it was very hard for him.
and he was writing it over and over and over and he's like wait where do I live in and then I was like hey buddy but like this is good for you to know but like don't just start telling people this because I can picture him being like hi I'm Stevenson I live at and I don't understand the assignment per se other than I guess now it's good that he knows because if something like this were to happen and he were to be stuck somewhere he needs to know at least now I know he's got down my mom she's on the boppy bone show
hopefully that would figure well I've had to work for the same thing with Mike d but like okay this is the address if you're long
I want to go to Seth and Austin who's on the phone.
Hey, Seth, what's happening, bud?
Thanks for calling the show.
Hey, Bobby.
Thanks for having me on.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
Hey, so I just wanted to call in.
So I'm a therapist in Austin and used your, if you have floating goals, they'll float away,
quote with a client of mine yesterday that's super disorganized.
And that really seemed to click with him.
And it really kind of sparked the session to be.
super productive. So I wanted to just call in and say thanks for the inspiration and it was super
helpful. Oh, thanks. Wow. My wife and I'm being quite a therapist everywhere or at least once.
What's the quote of? Well, and I think with context it makes sense. Just yelling it doesn't make that much
sense. But I always say for my goals, I have to really, they have to be in concrete. Like I need to know
what I'm trying to get when I'm trying to get it. Otherwise, if it's just a floating goal,
you don't really pay much attention. You like, I get to it eventually. It'll just float away.
That's why I say floating goals float away. And I never said that until randomly one day on the show. And I was like,
Pretty good advice.
And I tried to look, see if I stole it from anywhere because sometimes you just remember stuff.
And I didn't.
Nice.
Yeah, I just want to score one for the little guy on that one.
But yeah, with me, I write things down.
I put things on my phone lock screen.
I put things in my count, like things I want and when I want to get them by, because I then I'm dedicated to getting it.
And if I don't, that's okay.
But if you just go, someday I'm going to lose 10 pounds.
You're never going to lose 10 pounds.
Someday, someday is never.
By the 31st of November, that's how you get your goals.
by 2011. So anyway, I appreciate that set. Thanks, bud.
Yeah, absolutely. Have a good day.
There he is. Yeah, you too. See ya. The great set. So I call him now. Good guys.
Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast, highlight segment of the day.
It's real news or fake news where I will give you a news story. You tell me if it actually happened this week in the news or if Mike D just made it up.
Okay.
Real news or fake news? A man's wig flew off while driving.
driving in a convertible and caused a four-car accident.
Amy, you're up first.
Three vehicles were involved in a crash on northbound highway 99 near the I-5 split.
California Highway Patrol says it was caused by a driver whose wig flew off all driving.
He attempted to pull over and retrieve the wig when his BMW convertible crashed into a Nissan Armada.
The driver suffered minor injuries.
Everybody else is okay, except the damage on the vehicles.
There were four vehicles in total in the crash.
Is that a real story or a fake story?
Again, the headline is, a man's wig flew off while driving a convertible and caused a four-car accident.
Wow.
Okay, I have no idea.
So I'm going to go with real?
Oh.
It was fake?
You made that up.
It was so much there.
There's something wrong with you.
I mean, there's so much fake detail in there.
All right, over to lunchbox.
Angry wasps help police catch fleeing fugitive.
Here's the story.
Did this happen this week in the news or not?
A fugitive was captured
Thanks to the help of angry wasps
Police said the unusual
Sting operation
took place Monday after officers
tried to arrest a 32-year-old man
and trying to
serve an outstanding 11-month
custodial sentence.
The suspect whose name wasn't released fled from police
and jumped from a balcony straight into a wasps
nest.
The irate insects attacked the man
prompting him to run under the street.
That's when they saw him.
They got stung too, by the way.
He was arrested.
That is a sting operation I've never heard of.
That's fake.
He says fake.
Show me fake.
It's real.
Got him.
Damn, Mike Diz is killing it right now.
It's a real story.
That's a real story, dude.
Eddie, you can win it with this one.
Come on.
That's true.
He found that on the news, Eddie.
He's faking us out, though.
Ready, Eddie?
Yeah.
Come on.
Do you like it or not?
What are he doing?
He's learning it.
I'm looking at the news.
Oh, I mean, I feel like you're just like
sitting here.
I like it, bones.
Okay.
Oh, boy, he changed it up.
I did.
A woman is asked to leave a movie theater
after extreme flatulence
bothers patrons.
Okay.
A woman was asked to leave
an AMC theater in Detroit
after other moviegoers
complained about her extreme
flatulence.
It happened during a showing of Hobbs and Shaw.
The Detroit
The disruption started during the previews that continued for about 20 minutes.
She did not excuse herself.
Several people around her began to get up when she refused to stop.
No reports if she's back in the theater.
But is this a true story or a fake story?
Mike D, I love the creativity, but you go to the movies all the time.
You probably thought of it while you were sitting in a movie.
He's probably farting.
It's probably you.
100% fake.
Amy, what would you have said?
Real.
Oh, AMC in Detroit.
I'd say fake.
Generic.
Eddie?
Come on, Bones.
Get the ding.
You say it's.
Fake.
It is.
Yeah.
And there's my winner.
It was really Mike D.
It was really Mike D.
A couple days ago.
There is.
Thank you, man.
Nice job, bro.
Yeah, thanks, bro.
Hey, by the way, see Eddie and myself tonight in Amarillo, Texas.
We'll be doing our comedy and music show The Raging Idiots.
And then El Paso tomorrow night.
So get tickets at Raging Adidas.com.
Yay, big win.
All you do is win lately, dude.
Oh, dude, that's kind of...
I'm thinking about changing my name a little,
my little celebratory song.
Maybe till all I do is win.
In Spanish?
Ooh, that's an idea.
How would you say that in Spanish?
He doesn't know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me think about it.
Mike D, go ahead.
Mike D, how would you say all I do?
You go ahead, Mike D, what would you say?
Cada be you a gano.
What?
Cada best you go gano.
Every time I win.
Every time I win.
The Bobby Bones show.
Big three stories.
Let's go over to our producer, Ramundo.
Ramundo, what you got over there?
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Bobby Boom, come on.
I guess Gwyneth Paltrow's store, Goop is coming to town?
Is it?
I need to go.
Oh, you didn't know that, Amy?
No.
So, maybe.
Describe the store, though, for me, because I know she has a brand called Goop,
but is it, like, fru-frew, and...
I mean, it's going to be all probably the amazing concoctions and lotions and drinks and
and potions and everything that keeps
Gwyneth Paltrow glowing.
Also, she's rich.
Yeah, and then she's selling us all of her stuff for a lot.
Is it super expensive? Yeah.
I've never been to anything, Goup.
But I know they've been doing pop-up shops around the country
and I don't know they were coming here.
Well, Eddie loves Gwentith Paltrow.
Love her, love her.
So did you see the store coming down?
I saw it right away.
And then I reached out to our sales department quickly.
I'm like, we need to get an endorsement for this.
And not we, me.
Why are you?
Well, just so I can be like, you know,
in business with Gwyneth.
The face of Goup.
I even talk about my wife.
She wasn't very happy about that,
but I'm like,
this is a big deal for my career.
But you're not the...
Face of Goup.
Right, you're not the...
They have men products.
Okay.
But I don't know they would hire
a 40-year-old man.
Oh.
I just don't think the passion for...
I have so much passion for Gwinneth
and what she does.
So what do you want to do commercials for it?
Yeah, I want to be...
Yeah, I want to do radio spots for them.
Right.
Can you give me some radio spots?
music? Okay, would you...
Well, I had to provide a sample spot for the sales department.
Oh, you did? I did, I did. Yeah. Okay, and how long is this?
30 seconds. Okay, here's a 30 second commercial. Eddie, are you ready to do your goop?
Did you write this yourself? I did. I'm a little nervous, but yeah, I'm ready.
Okay, here we go. This is our video producer, Eddie, who loves Gwyneth Paltrow,
pitching a commercial for her store goop. Go ahead and action.
Hey, guys, this is Eddie from the Bobby Bone Show, and my friend, Gwenth Paltrow just open up her
goop store here in Nashville. You may know Gwyneth from her amazing movies like Iron Man.
Shallow Hal and one of my favorites, Country Strong.
But enough about her.
Let's talk about Goop.
Goop is not just a women's store.
It's a lifestyle resource for all women.
Clothes, beauty products, wellness accessories,
and my favorite is the leather lingerie.
So if you like Gwyneth Paltrow and you think she's as hot as I do,
and you want to be just like her, you have to go to Goop.
I've already been there 10 times.
Oh, wow.
Go see Gwenith today and tell her Eddie sent you.
Seriously, she knows who I am.
Shop Beauty.
shop fashion, wellness, and all of that at the Goop store here in Nashville.
Well, I mean, dude, isn't that scream, like business partner?
It does. You're just a 40-year-old man.
No one knows that.
Oh, they don't?
Nah.
And then also go say how to Gwyneth.
Like, she's going to be working on her store.
Hi, I'm Gwyneth, welcome to Goop.
Yeah, she's never really not going to be there.
She won't.
I think it's funny.
I love her, dude.
And the leather lingerie thing's funny.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
I thought I'd throw that in because I saw that in the menu or whatever they have there at the store.
What? Is it a menu?
They have food there too, dude. This place is crazy.
Leather laundress on the menu?
Yeah, it's on the list of stuff.
I don't think it's going to work out, but pitch that over to them.
Okay. I'm here to prove you wrong.
And I love to be proven wrong.
Yeah. All right, there he is.
Eddie, trying to get an endorsement with Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Over on the phones right now.
First of all, let's go to.
Jacob in Missouri, who is on the phone calling us early.
Hey, Jacob, what's up, bud?
Hey, man, how you doing?
Well, you know, I've called you guys probably a thousand times, and this is the first time I'm ever getting in.
Hey, come on, look at this guy.
Failing until you don't's what I say.
Yeah, yeah, it's awesome, man.
But I just want to let everybody know that I appreciate everything you guys do.
Been listening to you guys for years, and keep up to good work.
Thanks, bud.
Appreciate that.
Where you live in Missouri?
St. Charles.
Love it. Been there. Done that.
Yeah. I'd like to do it again. That's right. Boom.
All right. Hey, hey, thanks for the call, bud.
Yeah, no problem. You guys have a good day.
There is. There's Jacob. Hey, let's do on this day in country music.
I have a pretty good one right now.
Welcome, welcome, welcome. Here we go.
The Bobby Bones Show. On this day in country music.
And by pretty good, I don't mean it's like a good one, but it's a real definitive moment in country music.
Because on this day, 42 years ago, Elvis Presley died at the age of 42.
Oh, wow.
He was only 42, which is wild. And as you get close to that age, you're like, oh, that's not that old.
Yeah.
When you're a kid, you're like 42.
All right, grandpa.
But really?
Wow.
Elvis Prescott had a 42 years old on this day in 1977.
On the evening of August 16th, which is today, he was scheduled to fly out of Memphis to begin another tour.
And then Ginger Alden discovered him unresponsive on the bathroom floor.
Thousands of people gathered outside Graceland to view the open casket.
Billy Mann, one of Elvis's cousins, accepted $18,000 to secretly.
photographed the corpse.
The picture appeared on the cover of the National Enquirer.
Wow, what a weasel.
Took the money and put the picture out there.
Ginger Alden struck a $105,000 deal with the inquirer for her story,
but settled for less when she broke her exclusivity agreement.
Ginger was his girlfriend?
I believe so, yeah.
Elvis entered the Rock and Royal Hall of Fame in 1986,
the Country Music Hall of Fame in 1998,
and the Gospel Music Hall of Fame at 2001.
Elvis is so popular, he ranked number two,
behind Michael Jackson on Forbes list of highest paid late celebrities in 2018 made $40 million
last year.
But listen, I love Elvis, crushed it.
He's not alive anymore.
Eddie thinks he might be.
Yeah.
I mean, his tombstones misspelled.
Aaron is.
Correct.
And then you go to Grace Land and say, they don't let you upstairs.
They will not let you.
There's a rope that says you can not go upstairs.
Right, because he's up there.
Because there people still live there.
That's what they say.
Like Elvis.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Anyway, it's a big day.
I like to talk about that because I like to list Elvis's achievements.
It's a small town kid from Tupelo, Mississippi.
Yep.
Making it.
It's sad he died on this day.
But I love Elvis.
I like to share our story.
Taking care of business.
That's right.
That's why I had him back of his plane.
That was a necklace.
That was the saying, Amy.
TCB?
Yeah, did you know that?
Because y'all have told that before for me.
There you go.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's 30 Second Spinney.
Old Dominion announced a self-titled album coming out on October 25th.
They also dropped a new song called My Heart is a Bar.
My Heart is a bar, and I'm closing it down.
So find somewhere else to get drunk in this town.
Morgan Wallen shared a new song.
It's a collaboration with Diplo called Heartless.
Blake Shelton also put out a collaboration called Hell Right with Trace Adkins.
The Lambert shared lots of news.
Her new album, Wild Card, is coming on November 1st, and it has a collaboration with Marin Morris on it.
Then she dropped another new song off the album.
It's called Bluebird.
I'm Morgan No. 2. That's her skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So there's this little girl.
She's only three years old, and she started a lemonade stand to help.
At three, she went to her mom and started talking about how she wanted to do a lemonade stand to help other babies.
She wanted to fundraise for diapers and bottles.
So her mom has a hair salon, so she set up shop outside of that.
And people just came by, bought the lemonade, bought the lemonade.
And she met her goal and was able to donate baby supplies to a rescue mission that provides transitional housing for women and kids.
At three?
At three?
Eddie, what's a three-year-old do?
Can they talk? Can they know things?
Yeah.
They can?
I mean, they're not super smart, but yeah, they can talk.
They're definitely walking around.
Can they go?
I'd like to start a lemonade stamp for transition.
I don't know one that's done that.
That's crazy.
I guess now I do.
I don't think it was, that's, I was just describing to you who benefited from it.
But she said, I think something along the lines of, I want to help babies.
I think we should also recognize the mom in this to the mom in the head.
And the mom was maybe like, maybe the mom's giving her the credit too.
Regardless, we got good stuff going on.
I like that.
like three.
She's like actually, the earth is
suffering from a problem with the ozone layer
slowly deteriorating.
How old are you, kid? Wait, what?
All right, there you go. That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Bobid Bones Show.
Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes to us from Pennsylvania.
A 28-year-old man stole
a woman's credit card from her purse and he goes
on a little shopping spree and when he goes to pay
they give him the receipt to sign and he's like,
man, I don't know what name to sign.
He wrote, thief on the receipt line.
And so the cashier was like, huh, called police, they reviewed footage, put his picture out there and he was arrested.
Here's the thing, you wasn't lying.
Right, right.
He was being truthful.
Does he get a little bonus credit for telling the truth?
Yeah, you got to wonder what was going on in his mind.
Why not just scribble?
Right.
I don't know.
Thief.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of day.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Fun fact Friday.
I always forget, but I'm always so excited when she's.
She yells those words. Give me fun fact number one.
A groom's best man was initially supposed to serve as an accomplice in case the bride needed to be kidnapped from disapproving parents.
Explain that to me. Break that down.
So if the parents didn't approve of the bride getting married and they tried to like take her so she didn't get married, the groomsman, the best man would step in and be like, you're not taking her.
She's marrying my dude.
My friend.
And when did this stop being a thing?
I don't know.
But, I mean, you had to wonder where they came from.
That's where.
Yeah, I guess.
Mildly fun.
Let's roll on with the next one.
Mildly funny.
Okay, this is fun.
Frank Sinatra's publicist would audition and pay girls $5 to scream at his early performances
to get the crowd excited.
Great.
I like that one.
Yeah.
Sounds like something you would do.
That's what, when Donald Trump first started running for president,
he hired people to be at his, when he very first started, when he was
He hired people to come be in his crowd.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's like something I do for her.
No.
What else?
So the Walton family, the family behind Walmart, they make about $4 million every hour.
Every hour.
Oh, my goodness.
I thought you were going to say day and I was going to be like, wow.
But every hour.
Yeah, so nearly $100 million a day.
Ooh.
Isn't that crazy?
That's a lot of, I mean, so then they're billionaires, right?
Yeah, but, but, but, but, but, but, billionaires.
Wow.
Yeah, massive.
What's after a billion?
A trillion?
A trillion?
Yeah.
I guess there's not a trillion air yet.
I mean, it seems like they're working on it.
Or Amazon.
I think Bezos was richer, though.
Gosh.
All right, what else?
Potato chip bags?
They're not full of air.
They're full of nitrogen gas.
And that's what prevents the chips from oxidizing and going stale.
So sometimes you're like, oh, why is there so much air?
I just want all a bag of chips.
Well, they can't do that.
They've got to fill it up.
Well, you never heard me complaining because I'm always like,
why these bags are full of nitrogen?
That's really tough.
technically what you should say.
Yeah. Don't fall for it.
When somebody says something about that.
Why can't lays put just less nitrogen and more chips?
All right.
Give me one more, Amy.
And lastly, Bill Gates once changed his school's program codes so that he was
placed in classes with mostly female students.
Now that I can understand.
I once cheated on my valentines.
Messing with those Scantron.
Scantron.
Well, what happened was they did this test back when I was a kid,
six, seventh grade.
And they were like, fill out your scantrotter on what you like.
It was like a Valentine's little fun thing you did for a dollar.
And then went to the student council, right?
And I was like, well, this isn't like a real test.
So I fell at every bubble and matched every girl.
So smart.
It was the smartest thing I think I've ever done in my entire life.
How many girlfriends did you get after that?
Well, none.
But I at least got a shot to be like, look, we matched.
You want, they'd none of them wanted to, but that was okay.
I was pretty proud of myself then.
Amy, what is your second story?
Well, so Amazon has said that it's facial recognition.
Recognition.
I was like, why am I saying that word wrong?
It can now identify fear.
Crazy.
Right?
Yes.
I would assume your face does something.
I would assume there's a common, like, mild eye, squint or something involved.
Or the big eyes.
Well, get this.
It can accurately identify seven emotions.
Happy, sad.
Angry, surprised, disgusted, calm and confused.
I would assume our faces generally do the same thing with those emotions.
Like there were probably some really small parts of us.
I bet it's not 100% accurate, but I assume it's pretty good.
All right, what else?
Okay, so speaking of technology, this teenage girl named Dorothy,
she got her phone taken away so she couldn't tweet.
And so she started using her Nintendo DS.
And then her mom was like, what?
No, I'm taking that away.
So then she started using her Wii.
She had all these different ways that she was ending up online.
And finally her mom confiscated everything.
And then she realized, how can I get online?
My parents have a smart fridge.
So she went to her parents' smart refrigerator and started tweeting that way.
And now there's like a hashtag trending online that says free Dorothy because they just want her to be able to have her technology back.
Get rid of the refrigerator.
She was tweeting from her fridge.
Yeah.
That's terrible.
That's awesome.
I need to get one of those.
I know it was like these smart bridges, I don't know they could do all that.
There you go.
Let me say this too.
Well, let me read this text first.
Okay.
I'm super confused.
Are Amy's kids homeschooled or are they going to school?
Okay.
Amy talks about them going to school, but she says they're homeschooled.
That's from Mallory in Colorado.
Valid confusion.
So they go to a place that it's a homeschool setting.
So it's one-on-one teaching, but it is at a quote-unquote school.
It's called the learning lab.
And so that's where they go.
But they don't have any other kids in their class or anything.
It'd be like if we had a teacher coming to the house.
Or I was the teacher.
I feel like you should pick one, though.
Like, are they homeschooled or not?
Well, that's what they call it.
It's legitimately what it's called.
Is it a home?
No.
Technicality.
I know, but I guess I just sometimes like to clarify, too, that they're not in a normal school setting.
Like, that's why it's hard for them to have made friends yet.
Like, they don't make friends.
What else goes to that school?
Like other kids?
Other kids, but at all different times during the day.
The schedules vary from 8 to 5, and they only go three hours a day
because they don't have all the other stuff so they can cram it all in and get it all done.
Amy, here's another question.
Whatever happened to the bird in your fireplace?
I think it died.
Or it freed itself and is living a long line.
You would smell it, I would think.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, it's in the fireplace.
It hasn't, we haven't like set a fire or anything.
And I would think it would have fallen down to the bottom.
No, ours are capped off.
We didn't even use them.
That's why I would have, like, gone up there and tried to get it.
No, you wouldn't.
No, and then a listener also told me that it sounded because I played the audio,
that it sounded like it might be bats.
But I don't know, whatever it is, not tweeting, chirping now.
Well, there's a couple text-in updates they wanted and you gave it to them.
Okay.
You tell me, how should I start saying they go to school?
I don't think they're homeschooled.
Okay.
It's just a special, it's a special.
They're to special school, but they have no friends?
No.
I went to a non-pleasure school and I had no friends.
Yeah, they go to school.
Yeah, and the goal is for them to go to school school,
but we're trying to get them caught up with their English
and all the things that you think would be
that is going to help them be with their kids, their level.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Coming up at the top of the hour, Red Aiken's in the studio,
he's going to play that in my truck
and he's going to play a bunch of other songs that he wrote
that you guys wouldn't even know he wrote
because he didn't talk about it,
except they're massive smash hits for other artists
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And then Eddie and I
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A morning corny.
What do you call
a chemist who makes sodas?
What do you call a chemist
who makes sodas?
A physicist.
That's pretty good.
Phizisist.
That's good.
I do enjoy that one.
That was the morning corny.
It's time for the good news.
Tell me something good.
A group of middle school football players were caught well in the act of helping an elderly woman get through a busy road in her wheelchair.
They saw struggling in her wheelchair to get down this grassy path.
And she couldn't move.
And there was a parade.
And they were like, we got to help her.
And since there were no sidewalks, they just picked her up and carried her across it.
Love it.
Yeah.
The act of kindness was recognized by the Alliance Middle School in Ohio where the kids are all going to school.
And the school gave him a shout out on Facebook said,
They chose to offer their help without being asked.
They didn't know they were being recorded.
And they showed what a caring citizen truly is.
So shout out to those middle school football players at Alliance Middle School in Ohio.
Pretty good, huh?
Love it.
Yes.
The Alliance Middle School in Ohio.
The!
The!
Yes, there you have it.
That's what's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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The Friday morning conversation with
Red Aiken's
Good to see you, bud
Hey man, good to see you.
You know, I mentioned this when you walked in here.
I was trying to book the Pope.
No, man.
Like I can get you come over to the house,
but it's like he didn't wake up that early.
What time you wake up in the morning now?
What time you wake up in the morning now?
It depends on what time of the year it is.
Yeah.
If it's hunting season.
Really early?
I'm up at four.
Yeah.
If it's not hunting season, I'm up at 11.
I was talking to TR about having you out on the show
with them. How do you feel about that?
Awesome. It's a fun? It's so cool. It's so cool. It's like
to watch the people's faces. Like you got a lot of, T.R.'s
crowd is a lot of young folks, but their parents go with them. I mean, you see six-year-old
girls with the T.R. shirt on out there, sleep on their dad's shoulder, you know, at 10.30
or whatever. But so you got the parents out there who remember me and, you know, some of my old
songs. And then you got the kids out there going, who is this dude?
Like, I'm like, Google Thomas Rett's dad.
And then, you know, go from there.
So it's fun because I play a mixture of songs that I had out in the 90s and then songs
that I've written over the last few years.
And so it's cool to go out there and sing some of my old songs for the people who remember.
And then all the young kids are like, oh, I didn't know he wrote that song.
Or that's Thomas Rett's dad, for real?
You know, like, so it's kind of fun.
So you're out with Thomas Rett, Dustin Lynch, both, who you've written songs.
So you can't play those songs.
They're going to play later, right?
Yeah.
Well, every night before the show, I'll tell Dustin,
I was like, hey, if the crowd's weak,
I might have to yank small-tum boy from you.
So don't be mad if you hear it coming out of the amp tonight.
When you go on the road and it's you and TR, are you guys riding?
That's all we do.
Really?
I mean, we got riders scrambling to the bunks when TR walks off the bus to get 20 minutes sleep.
Like, we wake up, if you're, we have a rider bus out there.
And so different riders come every weekend.
If you're not on that bus by 9.30 in the morning,
you might not be on that song that day.
TR's up.
He's already worked out.
He's working on a song.
Like I came in late the other day,
and T.R.
was like,
here comes,
Dad,
just in time for the bridge.
You know.
And then so he writes all day
until about sound check.
He goes and does sound check,
comes back to the bus,
see what we got going on.
And then he plays his show,
and he walks off the stage
after he just played in front of 25,000 people,
walks back on the rider bus and goes,
dude,
we got to write two tonight.
So you'll write after.
after a show? Yes, I can't believe it. Yeah. You're right before a show. He'll do the show.
He'll do it all day long. After the show. And then after the show, he comes back to the bus,
and he's either, let's write another one or let's finish the one we, you know, we had going.
And he's already, I mean, you know, he's obviously not, can't record every one of these
songs, but he's already gotten three this year that we've written cut by other artists.
I don't go, I know this song's not for me, so I'm on send it to so-and-so, and they're like,
yeah, I'll cut it.
you know with you i guess do you see when you moved to town when did you move to town what year 92
okay were you like that did you come to town and you're like let's go is it it's the genetic thing with
them well back when i was coming along we didn't have pro tools and stuff like that you know so it was
like sitting in your room and playing a guitar on a cassette tape and having to wait a month to get a demo
back um i mean i was as fired up yes uh but but um not like t r i mean it's just like we even
his manager called me the other day and says,
hey, do you think we could slow down the writing
on the road at least by Saturday night?
Because T.R.'s voice is kind of gone by Saturday.
And I said, you need to call him.
I'm like, we're all begging to not write another song,
and he's the one that wants to do it.
But that just proves, you know, to me, how dedicated he is.
And it's just in his bones.
He just can't not write a song when we're out there.
Red Akins is here.
When you move to town, and I say this about you,
You're the original Sam Hunt, meaning you play college ball.
You're an athlete.
You can sing.
You can play.
You can do it all.
I mean, you had it going, huh, when you were like 22 years old?
Yeah.
You look back and once you could slap that guy in the head and be like, man, you got it all right now.
I don't know if I had it all.
I never know if I have it all.
It's constantly evolving, you know, music businesses.
I think you can't get stuck.
You have to keep moving.
You have to keep inventing new ways, you know, to write songs to get inspiration.
I mean, at this point, I've written so many songs.
It's like, what else can you write about?
You know, so it's like constantly, constantly evolving.
But, I mean, I was fired up to get here.
And I was 22 years old.
TR was two.
And back then, you know, I think more back then,
this business was so far away that you couldn't grab it.
Now it's all over the Internet and Twitter and Instagram,
and you know what your favorite stars are doing at all times.
dude I don't know what Hank Jr. was doing. I don't know what Whalen was doing. I can only imagine what they were doing.
You want to follow on Waylon on Snapchat? Yeah, that would be a fun Snapchat, I bet.
John Anderson, I wonder what he's doing today, fishing. But, you know, the music business was so far away from you that every star was 10 times the star in your mind that they were.
and so moving here
just to be able to say
I heard
I mean I saw Conway Twitty walk out of a building
I was like dude I just saw Conway Twitty walk out of a building
you know what I mean it was like the coolest thing on earth for me
whenever you get to town
let's talk about that in my truck did you have that kind of in the back pocket
before you got here?
No you didn't see no I did not
I wrote with Tom Shapiro and Chris Waters one day
and they were just trying to
trying to get to know me and asking me where I was from.
And I don't know how the story came up of an ex-girlfriend
in high school that I drove by our house one day
and another dude's truck was in her drive.
Like, that never was supposed to be a song.
It was just me telling a story.
And they said, what'd you do when you saw it,
when you drove by?
And I was like, well, I was a quarterback
and he was a linebacker, so I didn't really do anything.
Except drive by and go, well, you know,
that ain't my truck sitting there.
And then they go.
What'd you just say?
You know, and so I just said that ain't my truck in a sentence.
I didn't really mean for that to be a song.
And so they go, let's pursue that.
Let's run that down.
Yeah.
And you go, all right, so you sit and you write this song.
And when you finish it, are you like, all right, it's pretty good?
Or are you like, that's just another song you wrote?
I don't think, I mean, I don't know if we were completely fired up about it that day,
but I went and did a demo of it and played it for the people at the label.
And they were really fired up about it, you know.
And so it's just one of those things that you don't know why a song works or doesn't work, you know,
and why does one last as long as it does.
Because people still sing this one.
Like, we still play this one.
This one's still the jam.
I don't know why.
You know, it's like there's certain songs from the 90s like Ma Maria and Dust on the Bottle
and, of course, Chattahoochee and a lot of songs.
And it's just like, you know, we just wrote a song one day about something that happened in my life.
and maybe the song's just so true
and a lot of people have had that happen to them
that it stuck around. I don't know why it has.
I'm thankful that it has.
Will you play verse and chorus of that?
You still play this in your shows?
You started it?
You close it or start with it?
I close with this song.
All right.
Here is.
Red Akins, everybody.
Here we go.
Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles,
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So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for
listen to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff.
That's awesome.
Yeah, we'll be playing that in your town this weekend.
Coming to a town near you.
Man, listen to this.
Red Aiken's is here.
So you came over at the house, and we were talking about John Pardy and Dard of My Boots, and you literally
had on the boots.
Are those the same boots?
Are those the same boots?
The same boots?
Because they look similar.
Yeah, same boots.
I bought these boots in 2010.
And so with that song, you looked at your boots and you were like, what?
Well, I was just like, we couldn't think of anything to write.
So I'm just sitting there, like, staring at the floor, praying to God.
We'd come up with something.
And I guess I'd been at my farm and I had mud all over my boots.
And I was like, this is probably not a great idea.
But what about dirt on my boots?
We don't have anything else.
And so how we turn that into, you know, a song that really propelled John's career.
I don't know. That's another song when we did the demo that day. I walked out of the studio and it's like,
I don't know if it's any good or not. And do you play this one when you play out with T.R?
This is what I start the show with. All right. Let's act on forward to show right now. Here he is.
Out on the stage now. Right on the stage now. Right. Unfortunately, I get no intro.
Oh, you just have to walk out cold. And all these 14 year old girls are going, that's not Dustin.
That's not Russell.
You have 29 number ones. Which of those number ones of those number ones of
all of them where you're like, well, this is probably not ever going to happen. The most surprising.
Oh, for sure, boys around here. Because. Well, if you could have heard the original demo, which Blake
pretty much cut it like the demo, but it was so raw. I mean, we wrote that song in 2011 or 12.
And I don't know if the kind of hip-hop infused thing was totally happening quite yet, you know.
And I was just like, this demo was so not what most people hear all the time. I'm not sure
if this is going to work.
Like maybe Kid Rock or Uncle Cracker would cut this.
I don't know.
But I called Craig Wiseman, who I wrote it with in Dallas Davis.
And I said, we for sure got to take the red, red, redneck off of the demo.
Because I just, I mean, it's just crazy, you know.
And then the little ad libs, you know, like, what?
That's right.
And Craig Wiseman said he had already sent it to Blake.
And it was, you know, Blake loves it the way it is.
So it's going to stay the way it is.
And so, you know, kudos to Blake one of the country's dudes out there to hear through that demo and make it what it became.
Let's hear a little bit of that.
Red Aiken's here.
Here is the song that he did not expect to be a number one.
Right.
Boys around here.
So this is Dallas Davidson's part from the demo that they ripped from the demo and actually made the record.
Come on.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
This is so fun.
You have, I'm looking at some of your songs here.
You wrote for Luke
I don't want this night to end
Hunting Fishing and Loving Every Day
And I was talking to Luke about that song
And he was like
I just never thought that song
Be Too Country
That's one of those words
Like I didn't know it ever be something
Because it was so country
Yeah
And it's so detailed too
Like if you don't fish and hunt
There's a lot of lyrics in that song
That you definitely got to Google
Were you surprised that it was a single?
Oh it's very surprised
And when we wrote it on the farm tour
Which Luke does every fall
And we just wrote it because
That's what we do
you know and Luke was like oh you know I don't know if this is a hit but I love it you know and so um
I remember the day that it came out I got so many phone calls from other writers in town going oh my
gosh like hunting fishing and loving every day is my jam like the old school guitar sound at the
beginning I mean people that don't hunt don't fish I mean like Shane McAnally I remember you know
don't hunt fish
none of that stuff
he texts me
and like
hunting fish
and love every day
I hate you
like everybody
just loved the old school
I guess
had an Alabama
Hank Jr.
80s
country feel to it
you know
and it was just
a real song
you ever feel like
putting out a record
I get asked
a lot
to do it
and
I mean I would only do it
and throw it
on Spotify
I wouldn't like go
you wouldn't do
record promo
I wouldn't go
try to tour
and do the whole radio thing again.
I mean, that's just a, that's a young man's game, man.
You know, I let TR and Dustin and those guys do that.
I mean, it would be, it'd be kind of fun, I guess,
but I'm just, I'm happy where I'm at,
just writing songs and going on the road every now and then
and writing with other artists.
What about playing shows that are your shows?
Like, hey, come out.
I did, I did two shows.
I did a show in Nebraska and Minnesota last month on my own.
Fun?
It was, it was terrifying because I haven't done it.
like 10 years played two nights with Tyler Farr and and the and Landcoe and there were some other acts
on it and I got to play like 75 minutes and um I didn't know if I if I could do it or not but it was
uh it's really really cool because it when I play with Thomas Schradt I'm only playing like 20 minutes
you know so we're just out there and we're done but to have to stand up there for 75 minutes and
you know a lot of the crowd's 20 years old and they're more they're more there to see Tyler and
and I'm almost like, I don't know if I can make it 75 minutes, you know.
But it turned out, it turned out to be awesome because I think they,
because I tell stories about the songs in between that I've, that I've written.
And I think it's kind of a fun education for a lot of people to go,
oh, I didn't realize, you know, he wrote that or I didn't realize that song came from there.
So it's just a little more than going out there and just singing songs.
But you liked it.
It made you at least think about doing it a little more.
Well, I mean, I came off stage and I guess the crowd could see me walking from the stage to the bus,
and a lot of people kind of like ran over to the fence, you know, and like, hey, sign my boot, you know,
and I hadn't done any of that and so long.
It was kind of cool to see people run over there and, you know, want you to take a picture of them through the chain link fence and stuff like that.
But I don't know if I could do it full time.
Red Akins is here.
All right.
Well, listen, I'm a big fan.
You came over and we did a really great podcast, which is, you came over and we did a really great podcast,
which is kind of like your history.
And again, I had no idea you were such a good athlete
until we start talking about it.
Like, that's crazy to me that...
Yeah, I was all right.
It's like a golfer.
Someone that goes, I'm okay, they're actually really good.
Yeah, it was pretty good, man.
Yeah.
And football and music have always been my two passions.
But when you come from a town where I'm from in South Georgia
named Valdaosta, where you just win state championships,
after state championships,
that's a dream that you can go after.
but music just wasn't something you could do back then i didn't you know there was no american idol there
was no the voice there was no youtube there was none of that stuff and so moving to nashville was like
moving to mars you know so it was something that it was a secret dream i always had but but i'd take my
guitar to football camp and we just sit in the locker room and play linter skinner and stuff like that but i
didn't ever think it'd go any further were you the guy in high school that was the music guy or did you play
the guitar around high school oh yeah definitely they knew you as to i was the guy yeah
Yeah, so if you're having a party or whatever, Rick, bring your guitar, you know, so, because I could play Led Zeppelin.
I could play Hank Jr. I could play Grateful Dead. I mean, just whatever people wanted to hear, I've always had a knack for remembering songs and being able to play him.
When Tom Strzre goes, hey, I think I want to do music full time. What did you tell him?
His mom hated the idea. I know that. I was nervous for him, not because I didn't think he had the talent.
It's just because, man, you know how it is.
I mean, it's just a grind, you know, and I just didn't know if he had the stamina and the will to go out there and get crushed a lot.
You know what I mean?
Especially nowadays with Twitter and Instagram, you know, back when I was playing, you know, you didn't know if somebody loved the show or hated it really unless they booed.
Then you go, I guess that guy didn't like the show.
But now you get booed 24 hours a day on social.
media. And not even about just about your music. I was talking to him. He's like, people hate my
beard. He's like, go right. My beard sucks. He goes, I didn't even ask about my beard.
No, you could, he could tweet, you know, happy birthday to Ada James and somebody goes,
country music sucks. That's their comment, you know. But nowadays, you, you get to see,
you know, obviously his comments are a million I love you, and there's one. I hate you,
but I just didn't know, you know, how he was going to make it through.
But I believe, you know, his faith in God.
And I think Lauren has been always just such a backbone.
Anytime he's feeling down or out, call Lauren, you know.
And we're always talking about God on the road.
And he told me he said, Dad, Scott, you know, something convicted me this weekend.
I went to church and I want to start doing this more on the road and blah, blah, blah.
So I think the number one thing that sustains him through it all is he's got so many family members that got his back and Lauren,
and he just loves God, you know, and totally believes that it's all in his hands.
Red Aiken's here.
He's going to be out with Thomas Red.
It's Thomas's tour, the VHS tour, and Dustin Lynch is out there and Russell Dickerson.
And the guy that walks out first with no intro and no pyro, no big screen.
That's Red Aiken.
You want to do a small-town boy for us?
So, Rett's here.
This will be the last song he plays.
Wrote this for Dustin Lynch, who then plays it later.
And you don't play it in front of Dustin Lynch.
I don't, but I want to.
Except the last show of the tour.
It's probably going to happen.
You just play all their songs.
Our last show, we play here in town at Bridgestone Arena.
So there might be something going on that night.
Here's Red Aiken's everyone.
Also, we wrote this song on Luke Brown's Farm Tour also.
Just sitting in the back of the bus one day.
This has been awesome for me.
Thank you, man.
You know, I like you a lot.
Thank you. You've always been super kind to me.
Thanks for coming in.
Appreciate that.
Oh, y'all.
Thank you very much.
Thanks for playing.
There he is.
Red Akins.
We'll see him next time in 10 years.
Yeah.
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Jay in Georgia is on the phone here on the Bobby Bone show.
Jay, what's up, bud?
Hey, man, what's going on?
You're on, man.
Well, I called for two reasons.
I wanted to ask,
is there a way that I can listen to or watch
somehow view the
Raging Idiot show if I can't make it to a show?
No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
Yeah, absolutely not.
No, there's not like a stream that we do the whole show.
There's not.
I wish there was.
We're an Amarillo tonight, by the way, so get a plane.
Come on out.
Plain ticket.
Okay.
A boat, however you want to get there.
I'll drive on over to Amarillo.
Yeah, and then we're in El Paso tomorrow night.
I wish.
Maybe one day we'll get a special.
All right, what else you want to know?
Also, want to know if there was an update,
if you ever looked at the ladies' Instagram
from that called in yesterday
and asked you out on the spot
that was interviewing for the teacher job.
Yeah, there was a teacher.
She's called in the last few days
and been giving us updates about her interview process.
And yesterday she was like, hey, let's go on a date.
And I was like, well, let me look at your Instagram.
And I did.
And it was only motivational sayings and quotes.
Oh, so there's no pictures?
There's no picture.
I forgot what happened with that.
That's the update.
Okay.
Jay, what would you do?
If someone said, hey,
let's go out but you haven't seen them
and they give you their Instagram
and it's just words of affirmation basically
what would you do?
Yeah, that's how I felt
that same thought.
There's not much you can do with that.
That's what I'm saying.
Her voice was nice though.
Yeah, but so is mine
and some girls go,
I'll pass.
Yeah, but she'll likely affirm you
in all the things.
Those weren't even her words though.
Those are words that she took
from another person's Instagram, you know?
So I don't know, we'll see how it goes,
but pride now.
probably no. Hey Jay, thank you, bud.
Yep, thank you, guys. Have a good day. There he is.
Jay and Georgia. By the way, getting rave reviews for our Red Aiken segment.
Glad we were able to get him in. Awesome. Yeah. So good.
Red and I kind of, I guess, buddied up a little bit six, seven months ago. We did a whole hour podcast on the Bobbycast. It's a fantastic one.
You probably could have gone longer than that, right? If you want to scroll back and hear that, it's just Red and I talking about his life.
Like, check that out. Just search Bobbycast, wherever you listen to podcasts. Getting a lot of text.
about that, people going, hey, thanks, I love it.
If you look at my Instagram story right now, you'll see my dog.
My dog is a bit out of control again.
He's regressed a bit in his...
What happened?
Well, he's just gotten bad again.
Do your kids ever do that?
Yeah, I guess you're right.
If you put it that way, I totally understand.
Because we've got the great days where I think we're moving along in the right direction
and then we take two steps back.
If you're just hopping on the show, I have a dog, he's about three and a half months old right now.
He's a puppy, he's a bulldog, and he chews on.
everything and he's he doesn't bite it's not like but he's like he's like he wants to chew all the
time on everything and for a while it would kind of stop the chewing and people had and listen people had
instagramed and tweeted all these ideas and really none of them worked it's just i tried everything
and so and he's just all over the place so what i've done is i filled a plastic bottle like this
i have a bottle of water here what it is i filled it with coins i got this from the guy i'm sending
my dog to next week i filled
it with coins and every time he chews, you take it and you go,
and you shake it right by his head.
He didn't like that.
Matter of fact, I don't like that either when I do it.
It doesn't make me feel good when I do it either.
But he's like, it's chilled him out a little bit.
Yeah.
But man, he is just so chewing and he's getting strong.
So now it's chewing actually hurts because he's gotten bigger.
Eddie saw him yesterday.
He was in jail yesterday when I went to the house.
Because he'd been chewing.
Amy, he has this little jail pin, but it's on the floor
so he can pretty much slide anywhere in the house.
He moves the jail pin.
Yeah.
He's getting stronger.
Yeah.
He's in like white collar jail.
Right.
He just gets in it and moves the pin around wherever he wants to go.
Right.
It was like Andy Griffith and they let him out at night.
Be like, all right, we'll see you tomorrow.
Come get yourself.
Or in the daytime.
Just come back at night.
Oh, doesn't get yourself back in jail.
So it's not the same as it's like, it's Kenil White.
I trained to be potty trained.
But anyway, it's just a lot.
And any time, because I would be, I like pop them on the butter, pop them in the nose.
He just thinks I'm wrestling with him.
Yeah.
He's just like, all right, cool.
Let's go.
so I have this bottle of coins
and I'm just shaking it.
So will that work on kids?
You should try it.
Let's see who it works faster on.
The kids are the dog.
All right.
I might try it.
You don't hit him with it, Amy.
No, I would never.
Mommy said you just shake it.
We were in my office this morning.
We were talking because Amy and I sit in for about an hour
and catch up a little bit,
but we do commercials for all the markets that we're in and liners.
And I was like, yeah, I was talking about my dog.
I showed her on my Instagram story.
You can see my dog because he has the thing where he likes to jump on my head.
And one of the stories is him.
I put him up on bed.
and he just decides I'm good and just pounces on me
pounces straight up and I was like Amy you wouldn't get it you just have kids
yeah like one day you'll have a dog and you'll understand
because it's a lot more how much it changes your life yeah it's it's a lot more than just
kids right I know being a single dad's tough it'll get easier with you and the dog is that
right yeah there were times I was thinking in fact we put the kids to bed last night at like
you know eight o'clockish and you know everything went smooth we read it was all good
and I was thinking there were times at the beginning of this adoption when we first got them,
that it would be like midnight, 1 a.m.
And I had to be up for work, and I could not get them to go to sleep.
And it was just a struggle.
And I was like, this is never going to happen.
And then now I'm like, you know what?
Never say never.
Because now it happens.
So Bobby, it gets easier.
Thank you.
Thanks.
A lot of single dads out there like myself are listening.
Right.
I know.
And I just want to tell you guys it gets better.
Sometimes we just need some encouragement.
I wish I just knew someone who put like affirming things on her Instagram that I could date.
to help me get through this.
That would be amazing.
Just motivational things.
You can only wish.
On her Instagram.
Yeah.
So I dealt with the dog yesterday.
Eddie and I wrote a little bit yesterday.
I had a pretty good day yesterday.
Tonight, by the way, I'm not taking the dog to Amarillo or El Paso tomorrow.
So if you're looking for him, he's on probation.
I'm just going to leave him in the jail and leave for the weekend.
Don't worry.
He'll slide anywhere he wants around.
He'll move it all around, just fine.
I'm not going to do that, by the way, so don't tweet in or text in.
But did that?
I got the Olive Garden pasta pass yesterday.
You got it?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, cool.
I did just because I was like, let me see if I can get that lifetime one.
It wasn't so much about the month one, but it was, you have to, they only take 50 people or so to get a life one if you get, if you get, if you're in the first people that get the, whatever.
So which one did you get?
Well, they don't have, they're awarding the life one today.
Okay.
So you kind of put yourself in the mix in the drawing.
Like your lottery, huh, yeah?
Yeah.
So I'm trying to get the life pasta pass.
Wow, you're in the mix for a life posth past.
How crazy will that be if you get it?
I'm going to eat so much salad.
Yeah.
I'm going to go every day.
Guys, I'm going to get my salad, please.
No, bones.
It's a pasta pass.
Yeah, but their salad.
It's so good.
Lunchbox, you got one too?
Yeah, I got one, but I doubt I'm going to get, I mean, 50 people out of that.
I doubt I'm getting the one that you get a lifetime, but I'm excited for the next month and a half.
Pasta, pasta, pasta.
And guess what's how much it costs?
Free $9.
Not free.
Way to pay $100 for the car.
Well, yeah, but once you go to.
So not free, but when you go in, you just show the car and be like, give me all the pasta I want.
So when you use a gift card, you go, well, it's free.
Yeah, that's how I think of it. It's free.
Interesting.
You want to do the results for the sad song draft?
Did you win Morgan number two?
Because she's all tweeting yesterday.
I didn't campaign for this one.
I didn't campaign either.
You should have because it was close when you, and I looked after the show, you were in it.
Oh, wow.
Yesterday we did a sad song draft.
Yeah, Amy, you were in it.
How close?
Pretty close.
If you had a campaigned, I think you had a shot.
Oh, man.
I know.
In last place with the second lowest score in draft history,
Ramundo?
Yeah!
Was it lower than his first?
No, he's got the lowest and second lowest.
People are being funny.
Ha.
No, no, your songs were great.
They just didn't know them.
They were so sad.
They were all sad.
Ramundo, so Morgan number 2 won with 32%
which gives her four wins total.
Man.
I know.
She might be the goat, dude.
She's not.
Yeah, like, what's happening?
You still think she's in on the
switching the results?
No, I absolutely adore Morgan number two.
But some of her picks, like, is it just that the younger people?
I don't know.
Some of her picks on all the things that she's won,
I have not resonated with.
I'm telling you, she did something the other day that I heard her do,
and I was like, that's a little fishy.
Oh, okay.
So what is it?
Talk.
Talk.
She asked Mike D. She's like, hey, will you send me some of the picks that people send in?
Because I got to get the web ready for that.
And Mike D is like, no.
Oh, no.
You're saying she asked from like our picks ahead of time, so she'd know what to dress.
She blamed it on trying to be prepared for the web so he can launch quicker.
That is not what happened.
And then I saw on the Bobby Vogue show Twitter, like she, Morgan, number two, on her personal webgirl Morgan, posted her vote for me.
And then she retweeted herself on her.
That's okay.
That's okay.
You guys are hating so hard right now.
I always retweet everyone on the show.
Anybody else would have tweeted.
I would have retweeted it.
I got you on that one.
I saw you on that one.
Eddie's story is not true.
I joked with him the other day when I was writing up the blog to get it ready for the votes.
I was like, hey, Eddie, just go ahead and give me your first draft pick so I can get it ready.
Joking with Eddie when he had the first round pick.
Well, here's what we're going to do.
I've decided.
We are going to get a championship belt.
Oh, yes.
And whenever someone wins 10 drafts, they're the champion and get to hold the belt,
or somebody else wins 10 drafts.
Wow, that's amazing.
That's cool.
Morgan number two with four victories now overall.
She's well on her way.
There you go. Nice win yesterday.
I appreciate that.
Where did you fall, bones?
Not good.
He was next to last.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Well, there was 15%, 70%, it was pretty close.
Hey.
But, yeah, it was, you take it Morgan number two and run with it.
Do what you got to do.
I will.
All right.
Dancing with the Stars, the cast will be announced on August 21st,
and ABC is talking about a tweaked format.
Everybody listening right now should take pride that we tweak the format.
Yeah.
Because they have to switch it up
to where just somebody
that has a bunch of people
who are in for them
just can't win the show apparently.
But I thought that that's what it was all about.
It is.
Okay.
In my mind, because we won.
Right.
I mean, the judges got to do their part
and then the fan vote did their part.
And they do mention me in this story.
Here's what it says.
In the wake of last fall's controversial
and the show
which found a slew of well-scored frontrunners
ultimately losing out
to very dark horse
Bobby Bones.
Wow, very.
Not even just Dark Horse.
ABC opted to skip
the planned spring cycle
for the first time
in the franchise history.
Unfair do they say that.
American Idol took the real place
of Dancing with the Stars
and for one season
they ran a very short season.
They decided not to do the short season again.
That's very unfair
and that's misleading.
I'd like to take credit
that I canceled the whole season
but that's not the case.
American Idol really took
the Dancing With the Stars spot for Spring.
So I guess I'm on that show too.
I love it.
I love that show.
I love those people.
I know who almost the whole cast is
and it's great.
It's going to be good?
Yeah, it's going to be good.
I have a friend on it.
That's all I'm going to say.
Okay.
I have two friends on it.
Two?
Yeah.
One I'm super close to,
one I'm kind of close to.
Okay.
Both have already reached out for advice.
Wow.
Advice from the champ.
Yeah.
The champ is here.
Well, shoot.
I mean, you're,
okay, but you're just remaining.
I mean, if you've got two friends.
And then I have Shana on it too.
Yes.
I'm not even sure if she's on it.
Oh, really?
I would think she is.
I don't know.
I just assume.
Right. So, yeah, you got to be careful with how you.
I know. I want to go and talk to Ashley in Alabama, who's on the phone.
Ashley, what's happening with you?
What's up?
So, Bill, I had a question for you.
Yeah.
I was in Chicago. We saw a family come out, and I soon he flew on the plane.
I was wondering how he did on a plane.
He's okay. He was much smaller when I took up to Chicago.
My dog now is about 20 pounds.
Oh, he's growing so fast.
So fast.
So I can't really put him in a bag.
anymore.
Got to put him in a brown paper bag and took him like a 40
when I rolled last time.
Like a 40.
Oh, that's my dog!
And nobody bother me because he was in a bag.
It's like a 40.
You just walk around with you cold 45.
Yeah, no one asks questions.
Yeah, nobody cares.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Quinn Waters is a three-year-old boy outside of Boston.
He's been going through chemotherapy, fighting cancer,
so he can't go outside.
So he has to sit in the house all day.
What's going to entertain him?
The community.
comes by the big window and they entertain them. Musicians stop by. They play songs. Jugglers come by.
They juggle. Copt cars come by with their lights on. People just come and sit outside the window
and entertain him for hours on end because he can't go outside. They say, hopefully in a few weeks,
they're going to, he'll be able to go outside again. That's pretty cool, huh? And that's what it's all
about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. I'm going to go over and talk to Holly, who's on the phone.
Now, if you remember Holly, she called way early in the week and she was like, I'm going to have my first
teacher job. Give me some pep talk advice. I gave her a little bit. Then she goes, okay, I made it
through the first round. Hit me again. Kind of pepped her up a bit again. Then she's on the phone now to
tell us if she actually got the job. Holly, good morning. Good morning. Here she is. Oh, how do you feel
about that tone? Just from that tone, Amy, did she get the job? Yeah, I feel like part of her
might be irritated because of other things, but I think she got the job. Do you feel like America's
mentor mentor mentor her into the job? I feel like you helped, yes. I like that. I like that. Let's bring
her on. Everybody, welcome Holly. Here is she is. Holly.
Holly.
Hey.
Okay, tell us what happened.
Do you get a call yesterday?
Well, it was an email, and it was an amount for a contract for a year.
Look at this.
Look at this.
She got the job.
Are you going to take the job?
Yeah, I'm going to take the job, I guess.
I'm really nervous.
I'm nervous because, can I be honest?
I've been listening to you guys for, like, forever in the more.
morning for five hours.
And I hope that, I don't know, I'm just going to miss you guys.
You know what?
We exist all the time.
Just take your phone out on your drive home from work.
Podcast.
Search the Bobby Bone Show on demand.
You can hear the same show.
It's all there.
But live.
I know, but who cares about live?
Okay, but you can't not take a job because you want to listen.
I mean, if she were really die-hardt she would, you just quit work altogether.
Just listen to us.
Right.
But there's really no difference.
That would be a great dream.
So, but hey, congratulations.
You got that job.
Thank you.
But we have something else to talk about, right?
The date.
Well, no, no, no.
I'm not getting, I'm not getting guilty.
Guys, but I'm not getting guilted into this.
You're not guilty.
No.
She got the job, though.
She got the job.
I helped her get the job.
I've done my duty here.
And so yesterday she called.
She was like, hey, take me out of a date.
And I was like, probably not.
I don't have a, I don't think I've ever went out with anyone if she's just called in.
Right.
But I said, you know what?
I'll at least go and look at the day.
the Instagram page. And I did and it was all motivational
quotes. There wasn't even a picture over there.
Do you judge it up like
it's covered? Yeah, absolutely. I make second
guesses. You do? Yeah, well, of course.
People put forward what
is your first impression of them. Like if you see
me right now in a red t-shirt and black jeans,
you'd be like, oh, okay, he's
probably kind of chill, but kind of cares a little bit
about fashion at the same time. Like he's wearing a
a T-shirt, but it's a pretty cool T-shirt. Like you can make
a lot of decisions and assumptions
that will come to fruition
most of the times correctly. So yes,
Yes, go ahead.
Well, I mean, you have my Instagram now, so if you want a picture, you can just be in me.
That's not how it works.
Hey.
I'm not chasing something that I really didn't, like, want to go after to begin with.
I admire.
I admire your moxie.
Like I said yesterday.
You only get one shot.
Shoot it.
Love that.
But you got to make it easy.
It's like if I'm going to go watch a new TV show.
I need to be, like, stimulated in the first 15, 20 minutes,
or I'm not going to get to the second episode.
You weren't stimulated by the quotes?
No.
But you're not intrigued to see if she's a smoke show or not?
No, I'm good.
Oh, man, I am.
So, thank you for, I'm glad you got the job.
So glad.
But if you're selling something, you should,
there should be a nice display.
What?
This just sounds bad.
I don't like the way that sounds.
No, it's right.
I'm just in general.
I don't think America will agree with you.
Like in a job interview, if you go in, you don't just go, you know what, figure it out.
You figure it out.
No, you put your best foot forward.
When you're trying to sell something, you put it right there on the in-cap so everybody can see it.
Would you like me to send you a picture?
Yes.
No.
Yes, we do.
No.
Yes, we do.
They would.
Yeah, we would.
I'm congratulating you for getting your teaching job.
We've been to this process with you.
How old are you, Holly?
I'm 46
San Ditt
How old?
I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding
I'm 43
Okay
Oh she's a sense of humor
Yeah
That was a weird joke
That's a weird joke
With three years
I'm just kidding I'm 40
I don't know about that one
That's like
I'm 46
Just kidding
I'm 59
I'm like
I think we can be friends
for sure
Wait, okay, she's 43.
Okay, wait, have you, do you have kids yourself?
I do, I have two.
Okay, yeah.
I have a son and a daughter.
And I'm sure they're awesome.
And I'm sure they're proud of their mom.
This is just not going to work.
I'm going to go ahead and say no date.
Nothing against you.
Okay.
Send that picture.
No, don't send the picture.
If you would update us on your first day of school, like I'm so invested in your job,
and now you guys have totally taken this thing on an elbowed.
Us. She's been throwing herself at you. That is not us.
But Holly, we do want to be your friend, so keep us posted.
We want to be your friend, Holly.
Yeah, definitely. Okay. Okay. Well, I appreciate it. Thank you guys so much.
When do you start school?
Monday.
Oh, wow. That's quick. That's quick.
Are some of your kids going to be like, are you the teacher from the radio?
I don't know if they're listening.
I haven't met them yet. I'm so excited to meet the kids. I'm so excited.
Well, Holly, thank you. Congratulations.
And until we meet the first time.
I can't believe this isn't working out.
Thank you, Holly.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You'll have a great day.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Bye.
See you.
Thanks, hi.
Thanks.
Let me talk to.
Wow.
That's the one that got away.
Jennifer in Texas.
Hey, Jennifer.
Spring studio.
Morning.
Morning.
I just wanted to say how excited I am to celebrate my 23rd wedding anniversary tonight by watching you in Amarolo.
You've been married for 20.
23 years?
Yes.
Congratulations.
That's awesome.
Come on.
Look at you.
Wow.
You're going to come tonight,
Eddie and I are in Amarillo
doing comedy and music.
Going to come check it out, huh?
Yes, we are so excited.
Oh, good.
Well, we can't wait to see him.
And congratulations on that big anniversary.
What do you get somebody for 23 years?
What is that, like, Plato?
It gets a Bobby Bunch concert.
Okay, yeah, it's a ticket.
Concert.
See it on laughter.
Thank you.
All right.
I was the only one clapping for you there
just in case you're wondering.
No one else clapped.
But thank you, Jennifer.
All right, see you
I do have a couple things
Grace Potter is going to come play
on the show next week
I'm a humongous fan of Grace Potter
She has a new song coming out next week
Awesome
So she's going to come by
If you're not familiar with Grace Potter
Here's her song Stars
Here you go
I can't look at the stars
So next I believe next Wednesday
Grace Potter will be performing on the show
Whenever we got that confirmed
Eddie was with me yesterday
And I was like this is awesome
Oh did she is so cool guys
You gotta love it Amy
You probably don't know her music
I know her through you
Yeah
What you share with me.
And I'm like, I love her so much.
Mm-hmm.
And here's her song, Paris, Grace Potter, Paris.
There you go.
You see the Dale Jr. plane crash?
I heard y'all talking about it, but I didn't see the plane crash.
I thought when you first said crash, he got in a car crash.
Oh, that's, yeah, I could see that.
Because I was not fully engaged in the conversation, and then somebody said something about an airplane, so I thought I'd let you tell me.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. and his family were on a small plane, a private plane that crashed and caught fire.
it landed at an airport in Tennessee.
Everyone on board was taken to the hospital.
It sounds like no one was seriously injured, but it is a nasty crash.
Like as soon as they hit the ground, it landed, boom, into flames.
Have they said what went wrong or what caused it?
So here is the fire chief saying everyone was very lucky to have escaped
because the plane apparently rolled off the end of the runway.
Here's a clip of him talking about the plane bursting into flames.
I think it was burning when they got off of it, yes.
According to some witness statements, just after it hit the ground,
day it started murder. So the door luckily didn't catch fire and melt because they wouldn't
have been able to get out of the plane. The door was still able to be moved open and they got out.
Wow. But it looks hard. A lot of that stuff melted into the plane. Wow. So it wasn't just like a
wheel broke and they skidded. Dale, his wife, Amy and their 15-year-old daughter were on one of those
Cessna airplanes. Yeah, my gosh. It was a 15-year-old daughter? I thought it was a baby they had with
them. I thought it was 15-month. Maybe that's what it says 15-year-old here, but maybe there was a
typo. The plane had two adults. Yeah, two pilots, excuse me. Dale wasn't one of them and there
were no serious injuries. Everyone's safe. But yeah, it looks nasty like the fire. So thank goodness that
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Hey Eddie and I'll be in Amarillo
and we'll be in El Paso this weekend. Raging Idiots.com.
Also, I've been thinking about our next week draft.
What you got?
One of the options I'm kind of tossing around is,
I don't know.
Like first wedding songs, first dance wedding songs.
Ooh.
Okay.
That's good.
It's a good one.
You know what I think is a good one just to have on the list?
for later is like a you know how you did the whole podcast on the or you asked was it ingrid
and dressed about songs of non-na nah or ooh or uh uh or something like songs with that songs
or okay or or cereal or cereal or we're on a lot of cereals so next week we'll get that on
Monday show grocery store Joe will be on from Bachelor in Paradise he's going to talk to us
about that on Tuesday Cody Allen will be in from CMT Wednesday Grace Potter will
we'll be in. My favorite thing is I said no guest, and I'm just like lining up all these guests.
But they're all different kind of guests. Yeah. All right. So that'll be next week.
All right. Thank you. Mike D. has his first ever remote broadcast this weekend. Wow.
Oh, wow. Mike D. writes the games on our shows. He works with me closely on just making sure the
whole show is put together beforehand. And so he has his first ever live broadcast. Mike D,
how did you get a live broadcast? I think basically I was bottom of the barrel. No one else could do it.
So I got it. So everybody else said no? Everybody else said?
said they couldn't do it?
Eddie couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it because I'm on the road.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what it is.
I'm out of town.
It's the furniture store?
Is it a furniture store?
No, a car dealership.
Oh, no.
I wasn't asked.
I wasn't asked.
Oh, okay.
Well, they may have known you were gone anyway, Eddie.
Probably.
So are you nervous about this?
Yeah, a little bit.
First time you've ever done this?
First time I've ever done it.
So what do you do?
Yeah.
I don't even really know what you do.
They say you hang out and then you meet people.
Yeah?
And then give prizes away.
Okay.
That's what I'm going to do.
And how many hours is the bit?
It's two hours.
And so you go, and what's the place called?
Stargate Auto Sales.
New dealership.
Stargate Auto Sales.
Okay, and you're going to be out there when?
Tomorrow, 10 a.m. to noon.
Okay, so Saturday, 10 a.m. to noon.
And where is this place?
At Murphysboro.
Okay, so do you have your script ready?
Because they're going to go,
What's Mike do you on the street?
By the way, he's never done this before.
No.
I've never talked for this long on the radio before, ever.
Raymond, do you have some sort of like remote stinger?
Yeah, we got something that'll work. It's just a bed.
Okay. I got people looking for other stuff.
Okay, we're good. So if I were to go, I'll just do the voice thing.
Raymond, you do the voice thing.
Just be like, and now let's check in with Mike D on the street or whatever you want to say.
Then Mike D, how long? You have 30 seconds.
30 seconds. I need you to fill 30 seconds.
This is your practice run of what you got your timer.
Okay.
And what you're going to say. Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Raymond, are you ready?
Yeah, I got you.
All right, everybody. Here we go.
Now on the beat. Let's go to Mike D on the street.
Hey, it's Mike D from the volleyball phone show.
I'm hanging out at the grand opening of Stargate Auto Sales right now over here in Murfreesboro.
Come check out their awesome selection of used cars.
But better than that is the awesome staff here.
They're going to put you in a car that fits your lifestyle, fits the price range you're looking for.
All that going on today at the grand opening of Stargate Auto Sales in Murph-Barre.
You have seven more seconds, bro.
In Murfreesboro, Mike D from the Bobby Bone Show.
Come say what up.
You guys five more seconds.
I thought you were rapping me.
Five more seconds.
I'm giving away prizes.
Are you really?
You didn't know what you're giving away?
Yeah, Dollywood tickets.
Oh, really?
That's cool.
Say that.
Okay, okay.
I got Dollywood tickets.
I was feeling that a little bit.
I think you did a pretty good job.
Grab the family, take your new car to Dollywood.
Yeah, okay.
So Amy gave you tip.
You ready to do it again?
Okay.
You got tips here.
I'll give you, uh, when I hold my hand up, you have 10 seconds and then I'll
give you a five second.
Got it.
Here we go.
Raymond, you ready?
Yeah, yeah.
And action.
Yeah, we're on that beat.
Let's get Mike D.
in the street.
Hey, it's Mike D from the Bobby Bone Show.
I'm hanging out today at the grand opening of Stargate Auto Sales in Murfreesboro.
Come hang out with me.
Check out the awesome selection of used cars.
But not only that, the staff out here is awesome.
They're going to put you in a car that fits your lifestyle, fits your needs, get the family
and load them up because I'm giving away tickets to Dollywood.
There you go.
I'll be hanging out today at Stargate Auto Sales in Murphreysboro from 10 a.m.
To noon.
Come hang out with me, Mike D. from the Bobby Bone Show.
Three seconds!
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Can't wait to see you.
Boom.
Funny.
Okay.
You car who dis.
You're pretty good.
Okay.
I think you're definitely in the upper echelon of people who do live, live hits.
I think it's pretty good.
I'm into it.
I think you'll do a great job.
Thank you.
You got to work on that timing, though, a little bit.
I put up 10 seconds and he goes, oh.
I love you.
All right.
Mike D.
tomorrow. For everybody that lives here,
it's in Murphy'sboro at like 10 to noon?
Yeah. All right. There he goes.
He's giving away dollywood tickets. Yeah.
And he loves you.
Try to put that in, though.
A woman went skydiving and her parachute failed.
Oh, man. But she landed on some trees and survived.
Oh, thank goodness.
What a twist.
That's crazy, huh?
Her parachute failed.
Can you...
They're not supposed to do that.
No, but I mean...
Yeah, you're right, Eddie. They're not supposed to do that.
Yes.
Like, can you imagine falling from the sky?
and you don't, your parachute does not, like, how, what?
Yeah, so she is 30 years old.
She fell 5,000 feet straight up before she crashed into the trees.
Oh my gosh.
A man who witnessed it said her, the parachute felled open properly,
she plummeted almost a mile to the ground.
Oh my gosh.
The solo skydiver was falling faster than anyone else.
And he's like, hmm, one of these is not like the other.
And I hit the trees in the wooded areas, recovering in the hospital.
But police say her life is not in danger.
She's broken some stuff.
Well, yeah.
But they say her life's not in danger.
Accidents like this are rare.
So, that skydiving is not for me.
I did it once.
You wouldn't do it again?
It's for the birds.
I'm going to tell you.
Yeah, I would probably if I was with someone who wanted to do it.
There we go.
If I had someone that was like, I just really want to go skydiving.
And would you go with me?
Probably.
At this point in my life, I've done some nutty stuff that I just didn't.
Nothing really scares me that much anymore.
Yeah.
Or I'm scared.
I'm just okay with dealing with.
with scared being a scaredy cat you'll see on this bear girl show i'd do some crap i like there's
no way i'm gonna be able to do this and i was like you know what i'm just gonna jump into it and go
and i did and then i came back home and i just felt like i can do anything so i'm always scared it's like me
waking up in the morning on this show i never wake up feeling good people like how do you wake up in the
morning and you're so productive and functional i'm not i'm just better at working while feeling bad
and it's never fun in the morning when I wake up.
I'm really starting to feel it like right now, but, you know.
Yeah, we're about to be done here a while.
I know.
You're like, yeah, we're left to the show.
That's it.
So, uh, let's go over and talk to Amanda and Amarillo.
Hi, Amanda.
Hi, good morning.
Hi, good morning, studio.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
I just wanted to call in and let you all know that I love your show so much.
And Bobby, I have to tell you real quick story.
When you were on Dancing with the Stars, I'm not going to lie, I didn't quite know who you were.
But after your first dance, when he did that, like, energetic happy dance, I was laughing so hard.
I was like, I have to know this guy.
And then I started listening to your podcast.
But I'm an Amarillo, so my husband and I are coming to see you tonight.
Hey, look at that.
Yeah.
Well, that's good.
Yeah, listen, join the club.
Nobody knew who I was.
People was like, yeah, I never knew who you worked.
Yeah, nobody knows who I am.
That's okay.
I love that.
as the article called me this morning, extremely dark horse.
Very.
Extreme dark horse.
Well, good.
I can't wait to see it tonight, Namerula.
Sounds good.
Thanks, Bobby.
Bye, Amanda.
Hey, Misty and Austin.
Let's talk to her.
Misty, how are you?
Hey, what's happening?
So we're plumbers, and so we've been in this horrible heat wave,
and we are excited that the raising idiots are here in Texas, but the hobby lobby
Bobby Bobby song was the only thing that got us through working on that horrible roof the other day.
So thank you so much for everything that you do.
You know, there are some songs that really pierce the consciousness of America, stairway to heaven.
Yeah.
A lot of these songs from the Eagles.
Sure. Hotel California.
Yeah.
Garth, the dance.
Friends of the dance.
Yeah.
And then Hobby Lobby Bobby.
Probably up there.
Thank you for listening.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
I see later.
Everybody, have a great day.
You too.
Have a good weekend.
there's a podcast up that Amy has four things with Amy Brown
and Walker Hayes and his wife Lanny come on
and Walker talks about writing
the podcast theme song for Amy.
Hold on one second.
I'm pulling it up.
Hold on.
All right.
We don't have it ready.
Amy, sorry we're not going to be able to get to it.
Did you hear Ray said he doesn't have it ready?
I never know what you can hear on what you've done.
Oh, I heard it too, but see now I can hear things.
All right, good to go.
Did you hear them say good to go or no?
Did you guys hear them?
Did you guys hear them?
Oh, okay.
That was for everybody.
For our listeners that don't know,
Ray's talking to my ear the whole time,
and I never know if he's just talking to me
or if he's talking on the air.
Let's do the one about clip number three.
Amy S. Walker, the four things he's thankful for.
Number three is grateful for Bible.
We hear that.
Okay.
Anyway, it's a great podcast.
Check it out.
Okay.
I promise it's really good.
Andy promises it's really good.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
All right, we're done.
Thank you.
Shit.
Bobby Boom, too.
A fan.
We'll get one.
$1,000 for binge watching Friends episodes for 25 hours.
So a company is accepting applications for anyone willing to watch Friends for 25 hours straight and live tweet that entire experience.
A thousand bucks and some Friends swag, they say.
It's funny how Friends is just popular now as it was 25 years ago or 15 years ago, whatever it came out.
It ended 15 years ago, so I guess around 25 years.
So, yeah, that's the deal.
It's 25th. Oh, it is the 25th anniversary.
That makes sense.
That's why.
Oh.
Would you do that?
I don't think I could stay up for 25 hours.
I'd fall asleep.
And then I don't want to deal with how I'm going to feel like the day's following.
Like, I just don't have that comeback.
There's been times where I've stayed up 24 hours and it didn't affect me that bad.
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If you want to apply frontier bundles.com.
Yeah, I'm going to check out of that one too.
Now time for something we call Flashback Friday here on the Bobby Bone show.
Let's go.
Flashback Friday.
On this day in 2008, the biggest country song was Sugar Land, All I Want to Do.
Where were you in 2008?
I was in Austin with you.
Yeah, well, we were both living there.
But I was married, but not living with my husband.
2008.
I was living with my mom.
That's like a weird blank time for me.
It is?
Okay.
We had been working together at two years.
years at that point.
Yeah.
Had I started syndicating the show yet?
Probably just around then.
So I was broke, broke.
Any money I was making, I was spending back on this.
Look how that worked out.
Yeah.
The biggest pop song, I kissed a girl from Katie Perry, 2008 this day.
Here you go.
I remember this artist came to the studio and they were like, hey, you should see her.
She has this song about kissing a girl.
And I'm good.
I don't need to see.
And I never went and met her.
It was Katie Perry.
And the biggest thing of pop.
Pop culture on this day is Michael Phelps becomes the winningest Olympic athlete of all time.
He took home his 10th and 11th gold medals at the Beijing Olympics.
He went 8 for 8 and broke almost every swimming medal.
And he has a current estimated net worth now of $60 million.
Michael Phelps.
That was today.
Flashback Friday, 2008.
Flashback Friday!
We're heading out.
Eddie and I are headed to Amarillo tonight to play a show and El Paso tomorrow night to play a show.
So I'm going to do that.
On Sunday, I've got like a dinner.
with a couple of people I do some business with.
The house. I'm having like a business dinner at the house.
Oh, fancy.
Just three dudes.
Three dudes you do business with?
We have gems.
Oh, that.
Yeah, we own gems together.
I was thinking, hmm, what business?
Yeah, you do have that.
True, you never know.
You never know what I'm into.
Never know.
So I'm going to do that.
I got a pretty busy work week traveling.
We're going to go out on the road and write some songs too.
We're taking a couple people with us to write.
So it would be good.
You're like Red Aiken's.
Tom's right on the road.
Yeah.
Just like that.
You better have everybody on the bus ready to write.
Yeah.
The kids, I think we're having like a Haitian gathering with a couple other families in Nashville that have adopted from Haiti.
So I hope it works out.
We're trying to plan it right now.
And then have our friend that is Haitian that can cook come cook for the Haitian kids and all the parents can bond.
Stuff like that.
You can check out Amy's podcast called Four Things with Amy Brown, Walker Hayes, and his wife Lainey.
Yeah.
I'm getting such good feedback from that.
So hopefully everyone's enjoying it.
Yeah, four things with Amy Brown.
Check it out.
Brett Young's on the Bobbycast.
We will see you on Monday.
Hope you have a wonderful weekend.
Thanks for listening to us.
We know you can be anywhere in the whole world,
but you're here with us.
We appreciate that.
And we'll see you on the other side of the weekend.
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