The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Ex-Girlfriend Is Worried About Him + Bobby Has A Big Announcement Coming Tomorrow
Episode Date: February 20, 2018Bobby’s ex-girlfriend is worried about him and Bobby makes a big announcement tomorrow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for priv...acy information.
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bobby booms everybody
transmitting across America
this is a bobby bomb show
yeah yeah good morning welcome to the show
hey everybody in studio
good morning, studio
so I have a list here
because Morgan number two is
our digital and she gets on
all the social media she creates all this stuff
and she reads what people are saying about the show
so according to Morgan number two
These are the things people want us to talk about.
Number one, the Golden Girls Hot Sources here.
Ooh.
They have four flavors because B. Arthur was Dorothy.
They have flavor called B. Spicy.
They have one called Desert Rose because Betty White played Rose.
Yeah.
They have Sicilian Fire from Sophia, who is from Sicily.
And I can't read number four.
Blanche something.
Oh, good call.
No, no, no, no, no.
But I can't read what the name of it is.
It's dirty.
Oh.
Okay, I got you.
Oh.
I thought your eyes were going bad.
Yeah, I was like, okay.
They are bad.
It is early in the morning.
Yeah, you can do this.
The listeners want us to know there's a golden girls hot sauce, so thank you for submitting that.
They also want us to talk about.
Many listeners have submitted.
Twicks and Snickers are now coming in packaging of pods now, just like Tide.
So they do want you to eat these pods.
Hmm.
Which I think is pretty funny.
Huh.
They're taking an already marketable story, and they know people will cover it.
So they created Snickers and Twix pods.
They got on that quick.
You think it probably takes forever to manufacture a new kind of candy.
There was one final story, the Bonehead story.
People kept submitting this one.
A guy goes into Rob a store, and everyone in the store just walks out and locks them inside.
That's awesome.
Genius.
So I think we're on to something here.
Hey, Morgan, number two, what you can do is a couple times of weeks.
week. Put up a question, hey, what
stories do you want us to talk about? And let's
listen to submit stories. Okay, I can
do that. Because they do it anyway, so
let's make a place for them to
do it. I think it's pretty cool. Yeah, let's do it.
Don't you guys agree with that? Yeah. Yeah,
cool. Well, we all agree on something for the first time
ever. Recognizing
people doing cool things.
It's ICU. A girl named Rebecca
was driving in Amarillo. She realized
her blood sugar had dropped to a really low
level. She could feel it. So she
pulled up to a Burger King and she tried to get an
order, but she couldn't get out the words.
And so she started slurring her speech.
And Tina Hardy was working the drive-through.
And so she was also diabetic, recognized it, ran out with an ice cream cone, fed her the
ice cream, and brought her back to a normal blood sugar level.
Wow.
And then got her, yeah, got her the doctor.
I called the doctor and they came.
But she knew.
Quick thinking on her part, yeah.
Because she was also diabetic, and she heard her.
It made an ice cream real quick.
out with it. Isn't that crazy? You need sugar. Yeah, that story's crazy to me. So I see you. That's awesome.
The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. The IRS is warning about a new
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And finally, your Olympic medal count in first Norway with 28.
The USA is in fifth with 12 total medals.
I was working with a guy from Norway.
I said, hey, how come you guys win all the medals in Olympics?
Because Norway is dominating the Winter Olympics?
Yeah.
And he told me that to get...
to school, they would cross-country ski to school.
And I said, every day, said every day.
Because cars and trucks, for the most part, weren't able to travel around in the winter.
So they would ski to school.
And so that makes sense why they're so good at all the skiing and the shootings and skiing and the eating and skiing, like all the events.
That makes total sense.
And I was like, because Norway, I looked it up, only has five million people.
and so that's not even as big as some of our major cities,
yet they're dominating the Winter Olympics.
So if they're skiing to school every day,
it makes sense why they're so good, right?
Totally makes sense.
I had no idea.
That's really interesting.
Lunchbox is watching the Olympics,
and he got upset because of all the commercials.
It's so annoying.
Like you turn it on to watch the athletes compete in events,
and you watch it and there's like a downhill swallow them or whatever.
And they show one person go,
and then they do five minutes commercial.
Come back.
Show one person downhill slalom, five minutes commercial.
So you watch an hour of TV and you get 75% commercials.
Come on, people, I want to watch the athletes.
Well, they had to pay a lot of money for the Olympics, like billions.
And I think that commercials should be shown split screen now with the event.
Really?
Yeah, we all change it.
So what television's going to have to do is they're going to have to figure a way to always keep something going,
even during timeouts, even during in-betweens.
So people don't leave during commercials.
Because what happens is we go right to our phones
where we go right away from.
So even in our radio show, eventually,
all the commercials are just going to be sprinkled in
throughout the show.
There's not going to be any breaks anymore.
Okay.
So that's my prediction.
They should just have the Olympians do an ad
while they're performing.
You know what?
I'm not against that.
Amy, it's that kind of thinking, though,
that changes people.
That's right.
That's exactly what I.
Anyway, this all started with a fun fact here on Tuesday about how a guy I was working with is from Norway and said they ski to school.
Okay, so if I'm following you correctly, like right now in the future, in a way, this could sort of be an ad for Norway.
Or the Olympics.
Or?
Yes, or many things like that.
Yeah.
That's correct.
Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones show.
Now time for the positivity around the room with Tell Me Something Good.
Hey, me.
A little girl whose dad died in a training accident in the military a year ago had a daddy daughter dance this week.
And someone from the National Guard, a soldier, escorted her.
Step up to the plate and was like, you know what?
I'm going to take you to your daddy daughter dance.
He wore his full dress, which dress means his complete, his nice uniform.
And so sweet.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah, I love it.
Does your husband still have his dress uniform?
Yeah, his dress blues?
Yeah.
But he didn't wear it when you guys got married.
No.
His dad did?
I want to say we had his dad do that.
I don't know.
I can't remember.
But yeah, no, my husband just wore a tuxedo.
We talked about it, but he went tux.
Lunchbox, what do you have over there?
A woman was nine months pregnant.
She was at the state fair walking around, having some cotton candy,
went all of a sudden, uh-oh, water breaks.
No time to get to the hospital.
Two deputies ran over there by the Expo Center.
Delivered the baby.
Dang.
Yeah.
Name that little kid a little expo or what?
Oh, there you go.
A little expo.
Every year the holiday and express and sweets in this town in North New Mexico, they take and they do something to pay it forward in their community.
So this year, the hotel donated $5,000 to the school and cut everybody's lunch debt.
Oh.
All the kids that were having to go into debt for their meals.
That's a big one that we're starting to finally hear more about.
Yeah.
The hotel general manager said that as they live,
look, they found that a lot of kids weren't able to pay for their food, and it was a very
quiet problem that people weren't sharing. Once they found out, they just wiped it all out
for everybody. So I thought that was really cool, and that's called Tell Me Something Good.
So this is our first day back after a long weekend, and Black Panther was just crushing the
box office records. So I thought, if I'm going to be the guy that talks about things,
I need to go see Black Panther. So I did. I went and saw it, I loved it. I thought it was great.
Now, that being said, I thought it was a little too long.
I don't think any movie should be over two hours.
I don't want to sit in somebody else's chair for over two hours.
So I went and I watched it and thought it was fantastic.
It didn't feel like two hours.
But because I knew it was two hours, I started to go, it's getting a little long here.
But I would give it a solid A minus.
The only reason it's not an A is because it was just a bit long.
But it was good.
And people were cheering in the movie, which I find very annoying.
But it was moving people.
Which is that was cool.
People were laughing out loud.
They were cheering.
At the end, they clapped again.
You don't like that.
I don't like that.
But I do like when people are moved to emotion for any reason.
Okay.
So I did find Black Panther to be really good.
It's a great superhero movie.
It's so real, though.
And this is the problem I get into on Netflix sometimes is I'll watch some of these superhero shows.
and I'll go, oh, come on, that couldn't happen.
Completely neglecting the fact
they're flying in a spaceship to begin with,
but I'll start questioning how fast they can run.
So the movie was so real, I started to go,
that couldn't happen.
Then I have to go, okay, idiot, Bobbi,
it's a superhero movie.
But yeah, I thought it was really good.
Amy, it's PG-13.
Would you let your kids watch a PG-13 movie?
I don't think so.
So far we've just done G and PG.
Yeah.
But you know what?
We also watch Flash, and I'm pretty sure that it's PG-13, but that's a TV show.
I don't know.
Anybody else see Black Panther over the weekend?
No, I want to see it, though.
Mike D. did it. Would you like it?
I liked it a lot.
Mike D. loved it. Do you love it or like it?
I loved it.
Mike D. loved it, too.
So of our two reviews, we both give it a love it.
Bobby Bone Show.
Boney up the day.
This story comes to us from Connecticut.
A 25-year-old man escaped from jail.
He's like, man, what am I going to do now that I'm out?
headed straight to Burger King
three and a half miles from the prison
still in his prison garb
because he wanted some Burger King
had been craving it.
I wonder if he broke out just for Burger King.
Like, didn't break out to have a free life.
Oh, okay.
But probably knew he's never getting out
and just wanted to go break out.
It didn't matter.
Good point.
Let's go to Burger King and then go back.
And if you're in Burger King
and someone comes in a full prison garb.
Hit the panic button.
Do you just lock down?
Hit the panic button.
Do you throw burgers at them?
They're playing dress up
I would not in a million years
If there's a prison
Three miles away though
I probably do
We can always send lunchbox in and see what happens
Well no no no no no no no no
What we do is you put them in a full prison uniform
Like full orange
And you have them knock on doors
And chackles
Yeah and go
Hey listen
Can you give me a hand
And then you see what happens
You have a saw
You have any clippers
Hey listen
Can I borrow some eggs
And maybe some wire cutters
And your car.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
The Bobby Bone Show.
So it's our first day back since the weekend.
And I wanted to play some of Fergie singing the national anthem at the NBA All-Star game.
Amy, did you hear this at all?
I haven't.
Wow, really?
No, I just saw someone tweet about it, but I didn't click on it.
Okay.
So I'm going to play the full Star Spangled banner.
after this segment
because I never just want to play a piece of it
I think if we play it we have to play it all
so in respect to it but just know I'm going to stop it
as I play this version
and not play the whole thing okay
okay uh Raymond if you wouldn't mind
hitting Fergie at the All-Star game
singing the national anthem
here you go okay
oh say
can you see
what's so proud that you ask
Pause it for a second.
Pause it for one second.
Okay, I'm watching your face, Amy.
What?
Was she like crawling out of a cake?
You know, my thoughts were, I swear to you, it was,
why is she doing a sexy Nashville?
Yes.
Where does she think she is?
Like a nightclub?
Hey, cat daddy.
Here we go with the bait.
So, this is Fergie at the NBA All-Star game.
Played again?
Rest of it.
and bright star
Ask for the real.
Oh boy.
I cut it right at the high note there.
You're shaking your head again, Amy.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I just don't know what she was thinking.
I really don't.
And she has people.
She's not the only one making this decision.
There's so many people involved in someone like that.
She's a big time star.
So who?
Who let her do it.
Who?
I don't even get it.
Why would you mess with it like that?
It's just not.
So she did apologize that people.
didn't like it. She said you tried to make it her own. You don't need to make the national anthem your
own. I don't even like people do all the extra runs. And that's like a seven-minute version. I think
it's the longest national anthem ever. And then people had to watch her in rehearsals and let
her continue. Yeah. I blame her friends and her manager because people heard it and nobody went up to her
and said, hey, fragilicious. Ixnay on the big baseline and the sexy Francis Scott.
key, you know? Right. I wonder if anybody
did challenge her on it and she said, no.
She goes, I'm Fergagat. You're 2008.
I'm Fergalicious.
Let's just stop with taking the national anthem and trying to do extra with it.
If you just sing it straight ahead, it's wonderful.
I felt awkward listening to that in my headphones.
People had to watch that in person.
They were laughing. They were laughing because they couldn't hold it in.
They had to have their hand on their heart and they're trying to show some respect.
and they had to do it while listening.
So that being said,
I want to play a really good version
of the Star Spangled Banner,
the National Anthem.
This is from Little Big Town
because I can't just talk about it
and not play the full thing
together in one piece.
I feel like that would be disrespectful.
I don't think the Ferggy
was disrespecting the country on purpose.
I just think it was a bad decision.
I agree.
And since you hadn't heard it,
it was fun to watch her face that she was singing.
I don't know what she was singing.
What was she wearing?
What was she?
Amy, the whole thing,
was like sexy Jessica Rabbit type.
Yeah.
Yeah, Marilyn Monroe.
Yeah.
It's funny.
Amy goes to somebody in real human history, and I go to Jessica Rabbit.
It's fine.
I told you guys that my ex-girlfriend was at Amy's house yesterday, and lunchbox
started yelling that's dirty.
But here's what happened.
Why was she at your house?
She came over to meet the kids.
She's been traveling a lot.
wanted to be at their homecoming when they came, but she was on the road. It was Christmas time.
She was family and she's an artist. So she's gone a lot. And she finally was home and wanted to
come meet them. So I said, sure. How did you feel about that? I thought it was great. I adore her.
I think she's awesome. And she was a part of the adoption shower and she's gotten them gifts. And she had
not met them yet. I was excited for her to see them. She felt like you were doing me wrong? Not at all.
No. Not at all.
Do you feel like that's doing you wrong?
Lunchbox, do you?
I feel like you should have probably cleared that with Bobby
before you invited her over.
I didn't talk to me.
I didn't know anything about it.
And I got a text from her yesterday going,
hey, I just met Amy's kids.
Oh.
And I said, that's cool.
Yeah.
And so that's all.
I felt weird about the fact that I hadn't talked to you about it yet,
but I thought, you know what?
He doesn't need to know every move we make.
That's true.
I'm glad you did, though.
It was fine.
And yeah, we didn't talk about you a lot.
Why are you stuttering?
Yeah.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
The conversation obviously turned to Bobby.
Go ahead, Amy.
What happened?
No, she made the kids cookies and all kinds.
We didn't talk.
We just.
What did she say about Bobby?
Yeah, what did she say about Bobby?
You're studying too much.
Well, they still talk.
I didn't know if they.
I say that.
We talk a couple times a week.
Oh, okay.
Well, also, too, she just wants to.
Hmm.
How do I put this?
She wants you to, she still wants to be there for you.
and she still wants you to know that.
Oh, my goodness.
We're not playing telephone.
And not everybody, because I want you to know this too,
that not everybody in your life is going to abandon you.
So even though y'all are at boyfriend and girlfriend,
that, you know, she still wants to be a part of your life.
And you have things coming up, like, with your dog
and things that are really important that are going to be hard.
And you need to not be alone.
Everybody's worried that I've isolated myself.
Mm-hmm.
And so I guess now they're having secret covert meetings under the guise of meeting Amy's kids.
That's what it sounds like.
And they're worried about me.
Well, I appreciate you two talking about me.
Her and I still talk a couple times a week.
And that's all.
I'm glad you got to meet the kids.
Yeah.
Cool.
Hey, talk about Front Street.
Is that Front Street?
I think it's special.
She's still, y'all are still in each other's lives.
I think she's good to have in your life.
So I'm thankful it was not a bad split for either.
you.
Yeah, I think she gets mad at me sometimes because I, both of you do.
Because you what?
I run away.
Yeah, you run.
We compare that.
Well, no, it's too much.
It sounds like all they did was talk about you.
It does.
It does.
It does.
There's a reason why Amy was stammering at the beginning of this segment.
Well, because I didn't want to say too much.
I know she's okay with me saying this.
You just, I'd have to be careful with my words because we're on the radio.
Okay.
You know, it's not just, you know.
You and me talking.
Right.
Okay.
Well, I'm sorry that I don't let both of you into my life as much as I used to right now.
Don't shut people out.
I know.
I hear you.
Okay, cool.
How about I just play a song?
And we'll be here if you need a.
Okay.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
How much of your conversation percentage-wise was about me?
Seriously, five percent.
Oh, yeah.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
Okay.
It was.
Okay.
Let's just play a song.
Five plus 20.
I want to watch Black Panther over the weekend.
I thought it was really great.
I thought it was a little long that I did think it was really great.
And I was reading a story about two kids.
They dressed up as tall man.
They put on this trench coat and they got on each other shoulders and tried to buy one ticket.
Two kids decided they wanted to go, but they didn't have enough money to pay for two tickets.
So they disguised themselves as one tall man under a trench coat.
It didn't work.
They took a picture of it.
It was hilarious.
It's a person slightly too tall with a face slightly too young.
Hey, you gotta give them credit for trying to be a little clever.
To steal?
Okay, Amy.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
It's just so cute.
It is.
I laughed out loud.
I'm giving you a hard time.
The Russian curling bronze medalist failed a doping test.
So he took steroids.
But curling, Amy, not weightlifting.
The thing where you push the thing on the ice and you sweep it.
Yeah, I know what it is.
Yeah, why would you need to be reided up for that?
A Russian athlete who won a bronze medal has failed a preliminary doping test.
Apparently, as of this story, they're still waiting on the B sample.
And so Russia can't even be Russia in the Olympics.
They're all athletes from Russia.
They can't even have their own flag because they cheat.
he did so much at the last games.
Oh, okay.
There's a documentary.
It's called Icarus, right?
Yes, and it is amazing.
So I talked about it on the show a few months ago.
I was like, hey, everybody, go watch this documentary about the Russian doping scandal.
If you're on Netflix and you're bored, watch that.
Oh, I'm making a note right now.
Amy, you'll be blown away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kids are in school.
I'm going to hit it up while I work out.
A total of 168 athletes have been allowed to compete as neutral Olympic athletes from Russia.
not from the Russian flag.
How do you spell Icarus?
I see A-R-U-S.
Oh, it's close.
Yeah, how do you spell it?
I-C-C-U-R-U-S.
I'm sorry, you just lost the spelling me.
Time to go home.
On the phone right now in South Carolina is Amanda.
Amanda, what up?
Hey, how are y'all?
Good, good morning.
What can we do for you?
I was just wondering, would you ever be willing to babysit Amy's kids?
Yeah, I think so.
I think it's a lot right now.
I took our son and we went driving, but that was one.
Yeah, go ahead.
I think that you could do one at a time.
I don't know if I would do both just for my gift to Bobby would be one at a time.
I even thought about you yesterday for whatever reason doing school pickup one day.
One or both?
I would be willing to bet like I would pay money to see that.
Why?
I would be great at it.
Yeah.
But I only want to do one at a time too.
Okay.
Okay.
Your choice.
Your choice.
Yeah.
But I was thinking I need you to go and experience like the how intense school pickup is and the crossing guards and the teachers.
I mean, they have it down to a science and you don't want to be the person that messes it up.
Can I take a police escort?
Sure.
Like Keith Urban after a concert.
I roll in.
Looking with that kid and that kid.
Get in.
Man, my husband disobeyed something in my car.
and I got so mad at him because then they were going to think it's me.
No, I got to have a good reputation when I go through the hour.
Good reputation.
Good reputation.
Hey, that is intense, huh?
Because you talk about it every day.
The school pick up.
Yeah, I get nervous.
Like, right when I turn down the street and I see the crossing guard, even about 100 yards,
I'm like, hey, I'm approaching.
Focus.
The phone down.
Nobody on the phone.
Which lane am I going to get in?
Decide, pay attention.
Don't, I mean, if you're the person that backs everything up,
people start honking, it's not good.
I took Amy's son for a ride and I let him sit in the front seat.
That's not allowed.
I don't know the rules.
He put the booster seat.
I put the booster.
I didn't want to go driving with him in the back seat.
Like every other kid?
No.
It's me.
I bring video games and we go driving in the front seat.
And then he kept saying, hey, can I drive?
Oh, so you let him.
Well, I let him take the wheel with his hand.
Yes.
Yes.
So now when we get in our car,
he doesn't get to set up front and he doesn't get to drive
and now I'm the mean person.
That's right, and I'm the awesome one.
Amanda, thank you for the call.
Thank you very much.
You too.
I appreciate you.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd skinny.
So you could be in a Scotty McCreary music video.
He's asked fans to submit a short clip of reunions with loved ones
and he's going to pick the best ones
and then put it in his five more minutes video.
I know I made the, ooh, that is pretty cool.
Yeah.
I just like the thought of me being in a Scotty McCree video.
You should, whenever we reunite, you should make a video.
Okay, what else?
Carrie Underwood is a hometown hero.
She made a $10,000 donation under her married name of Carrie Fisher.
So maybe some people wouldn't have even noticed.
It was actually Carrie Underwood.
It was a GoFundMe account set up for an officer, you know, where she grew up.
and he was injured in a rollover accident.
The bills were crazy.
He's a father of two.
And she straight up just went on a go-fund me and made a donation.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Nice work.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30-second skinny.
I have a story here about a flight.
They made land because the guy kept farting.
Oh, no.
What?
What?
Why?
I mean, I have so many questions.
Amy, the weird thing is I wouldn't have told this story on the air a year ago.
Yeah, I mean, either.
But now I have so many questions.
Well, and the reason is
I just don't find farting humor to be that funny
And neither does Amy
But now Amy does find it to be funny
Because her kids are obsessed with passing gas
Well, yes, but it's not that I find it funny
It's just they think it's hilarious
And it's so cute to see them laugh
But now it's just fascinating to me
Our whole our bodies
And what's happening
And why? So I need to know
What was happening with this man
And why couldn't he stop?
And then what was wrong with
his system and then they had to lay in the plane? Okay, hold on. A pilot made an emergency landing
after a fight broke out over a passenger who refused to stop farting.
Okay, now it is kind of funny. Okay. Two men sitting next to the flatulent passenger reportedly
asked him to stop. But he refused and continued to break wind. The airline crew
did not help the passengers after their complaints.
So, the men started fighting.
Okay.
Despite a warning from the pilot, the altercation continued.
The airplane had to be diverted.
Police boarded the plane once it landed
and removed two women and two men
that the pilot reported as passengers on the rampage.
All four passengers were released.
No one was charged.
That's the whole story.
Now, if I can just be devil's advocate,
it for a second. I'd like to represent the farther here and say, what if he's sick?
Yeah. What if he's not feeling well?
Yeah.
But again, I say that as someone who sits next to lunchbox in our studio who does it all the time.
And you don't worry about me being sick. You just assume that I'm just doing it to be funny.
You can walk out of the room. And that's the rule now is that you're not allowed to pass gas anywhere in any studio until after 10.30 a.m.
You're told to go to the bathroom.
You're also 36 years old
Or however old you are.
How old are you?
I'm 36 years old.
We're not in a capsule.
Nature happens to all of us.
Okay.
And I wonder about this poor guy.
I wonder who he is.
I'd like to talk to him.
Me too.
If anybody can track down the flatulant flyer.
Can I say too, though, as my husband's a pilot,
and they're told that when you're flying,
if you have to go, you really should not hold it.
it in because it can be bad for your
system. You mean anyone
up in the air? Anyone in the air
because there's a lot, there's some expanding
going on, your organs, or there's a lot
happening when you're at a certain
altitude. Our bodies are totally
changing. It's actually not
that great for us, but we got to do what we got
to do. So that guy, we should probably just
doing what he had to do. That's different
than lunchbox sitting in the studio on flat ground
not moving. Exactly. I feel like I'm
expanding. Thank you.
Everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Ball Show.
I got a big announcement tomorrow.
I'll do it at this time tomorrow.
We'll come back to that in a minute because it is time for the morning corny.
Amy over to you?
The morning corny!
Two elephants and a snake fell off a cliff.
Okay.
But um...
Get it?
The elephant is the but um
And then the snake goes
Like the drums
Yeah yeah yeah
Okay thank you
That was the
Morning Corny
Get your bones on
Bobby Bonn Show
I have an announcement
And tomorrow at this time
I will be able to finally announce it
And I believe Amy is the only person
that knows about it in the room.
Right?
I'm looking around, I think, yeah.
Eddie, do you know it?
No chance.
Nope.
You have no idea.
No, and I've thought about asking you, but I'm like, no, I don't want to give you
that satisfaction.
Yeah, I thought people do, but they don't.
No, Amy, I only confide it into you.
Yeah.
And then Amy, I will talk about it tomorrow.
Lunchbox, are you sure you don't know?
Yes, I'm always on the outside looking in, man.
There's a circle, and I'm just sitting there knocking going, hey, can I get in the circle?
And it's always no.
Tomorrow will do it.
I do think it will make the news.
What?
Do you think it makes the news?
Like CNN?
Well, I just think it makes the news.
I think it makes...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A news cycle.
It's big.
I think it makes the news.
I'm going to tweet about it.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Here's some listener guesses on Instagram.
Jessica says he's been giving little hints that he's leaving radio.
It's coming.
Bailey says you're the next bachelor.
Carissa says you and Lindsay are getting
back together.
Erica says, I think it has something to do with your dog.
It does not have to do with my dog.
Kara says your book is done.
My book is done, for the most part.
That's not it.
Dennis says lunchbox is leaving.
I vote, yeah.
So a lot of guesses there as to what's happening.
Some good ones.
I'll leave it at that.
I do think it's news worth the ego.
Yes, it is.
I was joking about CNN, but yeah.
I don't think CNN covers it.
may though. They could.
It could make the scroll. It could make the scroll.
My announcement tomorrow could
make the scroll. Totally. I doubt
it will, but it could make the scroll on Fox, CNN, MSNBC.
But I'll leave it there.
Good, everybody?
Yeah, I guess. Still wondering. Still knocking.
Do you know who else knows
is Morgan number two?
See, how does she know? How do you tell her?
No. No. She's known her for like a week.
No. What, excuse me?
You've known it for like a week and you tell her and you don't tell me who's
been here for... I didn't tell her. I didn't tell her. Morgan number two does all her digital. She's inside
of everybody's socials. By the way, she's 24 years old and we have a segment called Things 24-year-olds
talk about. And we're going to do one right now. Here we go. What do 24-year-olds care about with Morgan
number two? Whatever. Belly button plastic surgeries are a huge thing right now. It's called
umbilcoplasti and it basically like changes the size and shape of your navel. So then you get the look of
whatever you want. What's the goal? Like what is the in
look? It's like to make it better. So it's popular with new moms and
like former belly button ring wears. Oh. So like it looks like a
prettier belly button if you want to like be in a swimsuit all the time. Huh. Well
as someone with a half belly button, because half mine was cut off in surgery as a kid,
maybe it's something I look into. Yeah. Although I'm going to say this. And I mean this
as sincere as I possibly can't. I was looking at my belly.
button a couple days ago and it's disgusting in there like they're all there's like little black
things wait do you not clean it i don't think i do amy and i clean every hole yeah well that's not
technically a hole but it's a crevice and i think that you should maybe take your lupa and
yeah i do too i know you're right now you're chastising me a bit but i agree with you no i'm not
i'm shocked because you're so clean i know i'm just surprised that you at least don't
take your big finger in.
Well, apparently there's something called.
What's it called again, Morgan Number 2?
Umbalcoplasty.
It's a really long word.
You have to have too much money
to get umbilical core plastic surgery.
Yes.
Okay, and that segment's called
What do 24-year-olds care about with Morgan number two?
Whatever.
Amy has a daughter who's 10
and a son who's seven and he's still having bed wedding issues?
Yes.
So we're changing the sheets a lot.
And, you know, he gets really excited
if he wakes up and he hasn't wet the bed
and sometimes he'll just say, hey, I'm a peepee.
Why do you think he's still wet in the bed?
I know it wasn't an issue at the orphanage
and even my daughter has told me he didn't do that there.
He didn't do that there.
I said, well, how do you know?
You slept in a different room.
She said, word would get around.
Man, it's rough.
That's brutal.
Oh, man.
I know.
So if a kid went the bed, then the mattress
would we put out in the sun
and then they would know why is that mattress out there.
So this is not to kids.
It's fine.
You're not alone.
It's normal.
Oh, I did it after seven.
Yes.
But I'm also not normal.
But yes, I did it until at least eight.
For boys, it's very normal.
Right.
So I just want to put that out there.
My husband said, you know, if you're going to talk about that.
Her husband still does it, she said.
Yes.
Well, he just is sensitive to our son who, you know, might be listening to the radio and here I am talking about his life.
But it's just for other families to know you're not alone.
This is an issue that's happening.
And I'm thankful for listeners that have heard me talk about it and have sent me
recommendations.
Like, there's something called.
a bed-wetting alarm that you can attach to your children.
I haven't ordered yet, but I think I'm about to on Amazon.
And there's a little device that attaches to their underwear.
And then you also attach it up by their shoulder.
And then there's this loud sound, a strong vibration,
and a bright flashing light that will wake even the child in the deepest sleep
so that they get up and know, okay, I'm going to the bed.
Wait, when?
When does it happen to go off?
Once it senses wetness.
Once it's too late.
I'm still trying to figure out, like, how it's just,
It makes you up in time to be like, oh, crap.
Am I still changing the sheets?
You get less sleep.
And I'm still tired.
You pee the bed and get less sleep.
It sounds like the first adventure ever.
But people say, like, it's super easy to clean and maintain.
And that kids make progress within days.
One mom said in less than 30 days, her kid was totally done with it and it hasn't happened since.
A mom who's selling it or a mom who recommended it?
No, she recommended it and sent me a link on Amazon.
which is the one I'm looking at.
I still can't for the life of me.
Well, this one's called
Nightone alarm.
It's a bed-wetting alarm for kids.
It's potty pee,
urinicist alarm by nightone.
It looks like the most legit one.
Does ADT make one of those alarms?
I don't know.
Man, the person they're using this advertisement looks really old.
It's for people of all ages.
I bet it could be,
but, you know,
Are you ordering one?
Yeah, I'm going to order it.
Okay, let us know how that goes.
Then I can let you know.
Does urinicist?
That must mean urine.
Yeah, it has to.
Okay.
I would imagine.
This is a pee-be thing.
Show.
We talked about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Thoreau getting a divorce.
Now they can't find any paperwork that says they were actually ever married.
Did you know this?
No.
Yeah, and I was feeling bad for her.
And I still do.
I feel bad for anybody that has to go through that.
But apparently, it's really.
all started because she wanted to live in L.A. in her sprawling L.A. mansion, and he's
grittier. It's from New York. Do you know that? Oh, so he just wanted to be a little more compact.
Yeah, he just wanted to be around his New York friends. Yeah, TMZ could not find their marriage license.
They searched all the county records back to 2010. They came up empty. They could not find any divorce
lawyer. They determined that the surprise wedding may have been an elaborate hoax and they may have
never been married. Oh, or yeah, maybe they went through all of the steps.
but they forgot that minor detail about the paperwork.
They probably didn't forget.
The license.
If you had to pick a couple right now, a celebrity couple that's not going to be together
one year from today.
Around the room, who do you have, Amy?
The Trumps.
Wow.
Whoa.
From GOP, Amy, that's a big one.
Hey, no, I'm just saying, yeah, I'm pretty GOP.
You know what?
I don't discuss necessarily my feelings about Donald Trump, but I just feel like sometimes
she might be like, really?
Launch Fox.
I've been talking to people that know this couple said they're on the outs.
Tom Brady and Giselle.
You don't know anybody that knows them.
Stop it.
Okay.
Eddie, you heard it here first.
Eddie.
Oh, yeah, Kanye and Kim.
Yeah.
Just because those are the only celebrity couples that I know of, really.
The other two that were mentioned.
I know.
Kim, Kanye.
That's why I had to go with another house.
I go with Jessica Bill and Justin Timberlake
Oh, good one, good one.
You're crazy right now.
That's never going to happen.
Because I think he's too much.
No, he is not too much.
He's perfect.
You've been hating on Justin Timberlake lately, and I don't know why.
Actually, no, I haven't.
I say if you don't like Justin Timberlake, you don't like yourself.
So, no, I haven't.
But what I think is she was getting an award a couple months ago,
and he had to jump on stage and cut her off at her award.
And I was like, dude, it doesn't have to always be about you.
Dang.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't see that.
Exactly.
I can't comment, but I'm sure as a couple, they're fine.
I'm sure they didn't fight about that in the car.
They're so cute.
Morgan number two, who do you want to add to this?
I'm going to go with Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Solid.
Yeah, that's a pretty good one.
Anybody want to put an Ashton Coucher and Milacunis on there?
They're still together.
Yeah, okay.
They're not married, but Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez, how long can that last?
Oh, yeah, that's an annoying couple.
Oh, what?
No, I have heard from people that see.
them in person that they are the cutest.
Really?
Yeah.
That's probably their only goal.
It's to look cute together.
So I saw Black Panther, thought it was great, and people at the movie theater were getting
told to put their phones while you get kicked out when they were texting during the movie,
and I thought that was fantastic.
I loved that.
How do you feel about people texting during the previews, though?
Because people in the movie were going on, people texting during the previews were going,
and put your phone down.
Texting during the previews, allow it or not allow it?
Amy.
Allow.
I say allow it too
And I'm so anti-text
Yeah
The previews aren't the real movie
The lights are still kind of on over the top
People are still getting their seat
They're getting up to get popcorn
Maybe one last trip to the bathroom
There's disruption already going on
It's fine
Does anyone feel like you shouldn't text
During the previews?
I don't think you should text during the previews
Go ahead
I just think it is time
The movie is starting
The experience is starting
It's time to put it away
People are trying to get in the movie mode
Let's focus
Put the phone away.
People often say, what do you mean you can't text during a movie?
What if it's an emergency?
Then I think you should walk out of the theater.
Because it's a little ball of fire.
The light is annoying, yeah.
Yeah.
But I have to come in the movie theater because it was like watching a comedy show
because stand-up comedians won't allow you to record their shows.
And ushers will go, go, boom, you're out of here.
They were doing that during Black Panther.
Wow.
And every time they would drag somebody, I'd be like,
dude, got him, another one down.
It was pretty awesome.
Because they made examples.
of the first couple people, and nobody else did it.
But I did think the texting during the preview thing was a bit much.
But I'd rather be a bit much, no texting than the other way.
Gotcha.
Yeah, I agree.
Than a bit much too textie, because then it gets annoying.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Lunchbox, why are you being so dramatic about 23 of me?
Oh, he's...
What do you mean?
Okay, so let me set this up with everybody listening,
because I have tears in my eyes laughing at this.
Months ago, I did 23 and me before they were a part of the show.
And so I did it, and I wasn't getting paid to do it.
And then a bunch of our listeners did it, and they thought, wow,
these Bobby Bone Show people, they're hardcore.
And I enjoyed 23 of me.
A lot of our listeners did now, just full disclosure, they're a sponsor on the show.
So they sent everybody a test
And what it is, you spit into it
And it tells you who you're related to
You know, how many arms your kids are going to have
You know, it's all kind of weird stuff
And everyone wants to do it
But Lunchbox says, I'm not doing it
Why? Because you want to stay off the grid
Yeah, I want to stay off the grid
I don't want my DNA being out there for the world to have
Don't you think they already have your DNA
I'm never given it voluntarily
where they can just keep it and then what if they clone me?
What about blood? You've given blood?
Have you given blood before?
Yeah, I've given blood, but that goes to a patient.
How do you know where it goes?
Because they tell you when you check in, they say this is going to help save a life.
Okay. All I'm saying is you don't have to do it.
I don't know if they're telling you have to.
Yeah, I was told I had to do it.
No, you don't have to do it.
No. If they told you that, whoever told you that was wrong, you're welcome to do it.
They'll do it for free.
and it's awesome.
Amy, did you do it?
I have it.
I just got the kit.
And then I had an extra one sitting here.
So I think maybe this is lunchbox donating his to my husband.
Oh, okay.
Yes, I was bringing your family closer together.
And I think it's great if you want to find out about your ancestry and things that you have.
Your health history.
Yeah, go ahead.
And your history of your illnesses and where you come from, it's great.
Like, it's really cool.
But I am trying to stay off the grid, so I don't want to throw my DNA.
Who are you?
The Unabomber?
What is your problem?
You just stay off the grid.
You need to go fully off the grid.
No, no, no.
I know you peed in a cup.
I'm not going fully off the grid, but I'm just trying to stay off the grid as much as I can.
I don't use the GPS.
I don't do any of that because I don't want people to know where I am.
You have a laptop.
They can listen to everything you're doing on your laptop on your phone.
If they want you, they got you.
Unless you're living in Wyoming, deep in the forest.
They got you, dude.
He's going to come to work tomorrow with a typewriter.
So, okay, but you do not have to do it.
Thank you. Eddie, did you do it?
No, I'm about to do it, but here's the problem.
You can't have any drinks or anything, like within 30 minutes before you spit.
I feel like I'm drinking every single time I think about it.
I'm like, dang, I just took a drink.
Water?
Yeah, water, whatever, beer, coffee.
I'm always drinking something.
All you have to do is go, set an alarm on your phone, 30 minutes.
You can have something to...
Why you guys being so dramatic about this?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, you guys are drama queens.
I'm only worried, like, what if I'm not Mexican?
That's going to be messed up.
So wait, you're thinking what if you come back and what?
What if I'm like something completely different than I thought I was?
What if my dad's not my real dad?
Okay, now we're getting to why Eddie doesn't want to take it.
It's not about coffee.
I'm not worried about being on the grid, though.
I'm not worried about that crap.
Okay.
Eddie, I think you're okay.
You look exactly like your dad.
Okay, you never know.
And you're from South Texas.
Yeah, but what if I'm like?
You're Mexican.
Okay, I don't know.
You don't even need 23 of me for that.
Okay, I got Amy.
This is a Bobby Bones.
This woman in Iowa was mad because her husband bought her a really cheap Valentine's Day gift.
He spent $10 on the casino's richest scratch-off.
And she scratched them and she won $100,000.
That's all he bought up for Valentine's Day.
And she said she was ticked because Valentine's Day and all he got her were $10 scratch-off.
But it was a winner.
But then she had $100,000.
Ungrateful.
Do you forgive him then?
Yeah.
That means still, he still only got her a $10 gift.
So what?
Okay.
Tomorrow I have an announcement and I was off social media for five days.
The longest I've ever been off social media, Twitter, Instagram.
I don't post anything for five days.
The only person who knows my announcement is Amy.
And a lot of people, including Lunchbox, think that Amy could be announcing she's leaving tomorrow.
Yeah, that's what I've been
I mean, she's been back
for like a month since she had the kids
and so I just think she's realizing it's too
much to handle and she wants to be at home
with her kids and so
she's going to say goodbye and a lot of people
are hitting me up and they think
the same thing. So people are calling
you asking you about the announcement? Yes, and they're like, is it
really, is it Amy that she's leaving?
Isn't she? I know it. I know it and I'm so
happy she's a mom. I'm so excited for
but we sure are going to miss her.
I'll leave that on the table.
I'm not taking it off the table.
But tomorrow, an announcement 8-7 Central.
We'll leave it there.
What was your snide remark, Amy, during that whole thing?
He was saying it's too much, and I just, I don't know, it just came out of me.
It is too much more than I thought it was going to be.
So is there a secondary announcement that you're leaving as well?
There's a big announcement.
You're leaving this on the table.
I got to see where the big announcement goes, and then this.
I'll make my announcement.
Okay, I'm leaving the announcement on the table.
The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones.
Our web girl, Morgan, number two, 24 years old, she's on Twitter and she writes,
these are the songs that make people go crazy at a bar.
And so, were we at a bar, Morgan?
Yeah, just hanging out, listen to some music.
And so they were playing these songs and everybody's going crazy or what?
Yeah, like people were just singing, and you would think that everybody was best friends in this bar.
Okay, what are these songs?
Here's Morgan number two, three bar songs that make everybody go crazy.
Number one?
Lose Yourself by M&M.
I don't really see people going crazy to that song.
Maybe I see I'm rapping along.
Yeah, like people were straight up trying to wrap this song.
Obviously, nobody could, but everybody was trying.
That I can say, okay, if they're rapping along.
Okay, what else you got?
Number two.
A thousand miles, Vanessa Carlton.
Okay.
That one is a good song.
I've never seen a bar and get hype on Vanessa Carlton.
Okay.
I'm not saying you're wrong, Morgan, number two.
I haven't been to a bar forever.
Number three.
Number three is ain't no mountain high enough.
Yeah.
Yes, this is all in the same night.
Same place.
Okay, those three all happens.
So I've asked everybody on the show to give me their one song that makes a bar go crazy.
And so I'm first.
Maybe you know this one.
Just a small town boy.
Don't stop believing, journey.
That's like the quintessential bar song.
Yeah, the part.
where it goes, don't stop.
Everybody sings this song, right?
Yeah.
I feel like this was the one
they played at closing time.
Yeah.
This one or closing time by SimaSond.
That's right.
True.
Closing time.
Yeah, it's one of those two.
Amy, what's your bar song?
Friends in Low Places.
Because I got friends in
long places where the whiskey
brown and the beer
checks is my place.
If they play country music,
that's a song they play in the bar.
For sure.
For sure.
Some bars don't play country music at all.
Yeah, I like the bars with the mechanical bull and stuff.
Oh, you're going all in, huh?
Yeah, we're all in.
Yeah.
Lunchbox?
Easy.
Party in the USA.
Yeah, that one, even middle-aged adult men can sing along with that and not feel dumb.
That's a good one.
Who was yelling?
That's the best song you ever written the other day.
Somebody was yelling at the other day.
I don't know.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
But no one disagrees.
Raymond, do you have one?
You're a bar guy.
Yeah, I did Uptown Funk Bruno.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Leave it up.
Don't believe it, just what.
Are there any others?
Anybody else have a bar song?
Eddie, do you have a bar song?
I haven't been in a bar in a long time, but if I imagine that it's a bar song?
Oh, stop it.
Why do you say things like that?
You have been in a bar.
We've been on the road and you've been in bars.
No, that was like two years ago, dude.
But if I were to bar tonight, it'd be Havana.
Like, go crazy.
I can go crazy to this.
Oh, stop it.
Why do you always preface things with it?
I haven't been to a bar.
Yes, you have.
No, it's been a while.
It's been a hot minute.
Then just say, is your wife listening?
Is that why you're listening?
No.
Yeah, she's driving school right now.
I haven't been to bars in 10 years.
Lunchbox, didn't you think the same thing when he said that?
Yes, he always tries to make it sound like he's always at home and he never goes to a bar.
It's okay to go to a bar and have a-
I am always at home.
I'm starting to be team lunchbox a little bit.
Yeah, that's stage and then hotel night night.
Bobby bones.
Show.
I know a last show we did on Friday,
Amy had already had to put her dog down because their dog was sick.
And so we didn't say that to anybody else,
but I saw you announced it on Instagram over the weekend.
Yeah, it took me a few days to make it real in my mind.
Yeah.
I had to just sit with it for a little bit because it just,
it almost still doesn't seem real.
It's like I go around the house.
You still, I've never done anything like that with an animal.
I had pets as a child, but that's it.
She's my only adult dog, and we had her for over 10 years.
And my husband and I've been together for 11th.
Like, that was our first baby.
So for me, I still call her name and expect her to come.
And it's very weird.
I saw you post it on Instagram.
And I thought it was.
really touching what you wrote and the pictures you shared.
And yeah, that dog's been with you and just around for a long time, 10 years.
I was really sorry to see that.
I knew that you had been dealing with her being sick.
And I'll tell you how big heart Amy has.
We were in my office.
This is last week, maybe Tuesday or Wednesday.
And I had known Amy's dog was sick.
And she came in and said, hey, this is what's happening.
And Amy started crying, which was completely...
normal, but she wasn't crying only because of her dog.
She started crying because of my dog being sick.
And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is not about me at all.
That's how big a heart Amy has.
She was caring about me and my dog.
So.
Well, I knew if I was feeling that for my dog, which I love.
And my husband was in the Air Force.
We got her so that on deployments, I wouldn't be alone.
And she was with us in the first house we ever bought.
And I had to move to North Carolina.
and she was my only friend for a while until I made friends.
And so I love her.
I loved her so much.
But I know.
But that's it.
No, but.
It's not about anything.
All you said right there, that's enough.
We're not comparing.
I know it's not comparing, but it just makes me empathize with you and know that like
what I went through, how hard it was, it makes me worry about you even more.
I just don't think you should compare them.
Okay.
You can't compare two sucky things to each other and go, well, one's worse than the other,
so we're going to make one of them not count as much.
Well, your dog is the only thing you've ever loved or allowed yourself to love.
So that's why I worry.
And I appreciate you worrying.
I am sad that you lost your dog.
Thank you.
I mean, she was, she was, she was the best.
And I'll just, I'm going to focus on our memories.
And, you know, I've got kids to keep me busy, thankfully.
And now they want a puppy.
Oh, they do.
They do, a little one.
Oh, wow.
They want a baby and a puppy.
They want babies, puppies, and a cat.
They want all the things.
So we're just, I'm thinking, whoa.
Yeah, but it is weird with them, too.
They've never experienced anything like it.
So they still come home sometimes and say, wait,
where's Josie?
And I have to,
ugh,
I have to tell him again.
She's not going to be here anymore.
I'm very sorry.
And I'll move on from that,
but I'm very sorry and I wanted to address it.
Thanks.
You know what I did that was kind of kooky.
What?
I did one of those dog,
ancestry reports.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
What did you find out?
Are you related?
Yes, my dog is my cousin in real life.
No,
but you can take your dog's,
like spit, you put it in their mouth and you mail it off like a swab.
And my dog is 100% Staffordshire Bull Terrier.
It was kind of boring because what happened was I adopted my dog but only because a breeder got raided and they had all these dogs.
And so they said we have all these dogs and I wanted a small but manly dog because I lived in an apartment at the time.
It's a good fit.
And so I said, I saw it on the news. They had raided this place and I went and adopted the dog.
and so yeah it was um it says first level second third fourth and he was just a hundred percent
staff or chiroble terrier which he's almost 15 and to be pure and to be that old because it'd
basically be like marrying your brother and then having a kid and how healthy is that kid going to be
yeah so for him to be that old and purebred is kind of crazy but i did that i spent like 65 bucks on
it or something and got a test do you feel like it was worth it
No, I thought there would be some more mystery.
I thought maybe he'd be, you know, Mexican, like Eddie.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah, I think he, okay.
I didn't know.
Maybe the, I don't know, I didn't know, but there was really nothing surprising about it.
But it did say, like, some of his tendencies in health, but he's so old and he has cancer now, too.
Yeah.
What would you need to know?
None of it really matters anymore.
Yeah, it's just a fun, 60 bucks.
Boy, I could have bought a part of a pair of shoes for that.
I know.
Well, listen, I'm very sorry about your dog, and I'll leave it there.
Thank you.
We're all very sorry about your dog.
We know she was very important to you.
And that's a wrap.
We'll stop talking about it.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Okay, so a theater showed the wrong movie.
Some people showed up to watch Black Panther, which is a superhero movie.
I'm sure there's lots of kids in there because it's a superhero.
And guess what played?
50 shades.
No way.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh no.
The latest 50 Shades movie.
Wait.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Wait.
Wait, wait.
But how long can that movie actually play until someone goes and stops them?
Five minutes.
It played five minutes.
But still, five minutes of a movie like that, you never know what's being shown.
But I wonder how hardcore that five minutes was.
Was it five minutes just talking and they were like, oh, those aren't the same actors?
Let's go alert the projector staff.
Or was it, oh, my God, it's five minutes.
Yeah.
You know, because there's a difference.
But yeah, that's pretty funny.
All right, what else you got?
Well, speaking of theaters and movies and acting,
Jennifer Lawrence, which she's one of my favorites.
I fell in love with her with Hunger Games
and then she's been in a ton of other movies since that I really like.
She's taking a year off from acting to focus on political activism.
Oh.
Well, here's the thing about acting and taking a year off.
We'll never notice it because they stretch these movies out so long
that something you do now comes out in two years or nine months.
And so we really won't miss her.
Not they won't miss her anyway.
We don't know her.
I guess it's true.
You never really know when actors or actresses are taking off.
But just in case you were wondering.
Thanks for letting us know.
She's taking a year.
All right.
He's up.
All right.
What else?
Okay.
So listen to this wedding cake situation.
It is a $1 million cake.
And it's in the shape of a bride.
It takes five days to make more than a thousand eggs.
It's decorated with edible pearls.
5,000 hand-cut flowers and 5-3-carat diamonds valued at 200,000 each.
Hold on a minute.
So, first of all, I'm wanting the piece with the diamond in it.
I'll take that one.
That's true.
I didn't think about it if you get that piece of the cake.
Do you get to keep it?
Yeah.
Also, the cake looks like the bride.
Like, same specs, height.
Like, all that's the same, right, Am?
Yeah, I think for a million dollars, they'll customize it to look like whatever
bride you want it to look like.
So you may now eat the bride.
Good one, bones.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay, what else?
So if you're watching the Olympics and you feel bad for the bronze medalist, don't.
I don't. I feel bad for silver medalists.
Exactly.
They say that bronze medalists are actually happier than silver medalists because they beat themselves
up over the fact that they almost won gold and they were so close to it, where bronze is
like, at least I got a medal.
I read a whole book about this
about how positions
affect your happiness and sometimes
higher positions make you feel worse.
So if you win the silver,
all you can think about is I was so
close to finishing first and winning gold.
If you win the bronze, you're not going,
I was so close to finishing first because you weren't.
You're going, I'm so happy I just made it
because I almost didn't even medal at all.
And the whole book is about perspective
and they use this exact example from the
Olympics and how bronze winners are so much more excited than silver medalists always. Isn't that
mind-blowing? Yeah. But it makes sense, right? It really does.
Anybody else read that book? Is that just me?
No, it's just you. Oh, okay, well.
You know, I just, but I just read this little study here. Well, then we're all even.
Yeah, it's basically the book. I mean, I saved people a bunch of time.
Yeah, I don't even know a book it was, but I do think that's fascinating. You can tell by the tone of my voice that I think that's super interesting.
Hmm. Does you think the same thing applies on this show?
In which regard?
Well, I don't know. The higher up, closer they are, too.
It's like you're the head of the show. It's the Bobby Bone show.
So you're gold. Amy, you're silver. Are you miserable?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because I don't want to be gold.
Okay. So you're in your heart, you're bronze.
Yeah, I'm cool. Yeah, I'm like, I'm just glad to be here, you know.
Okay. There you go. There's Amy's pile. Thank you, Amy.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
If you're new to our little group of friends here,
Amy was in the adoption process for five years,
and it started when she went on a mission trip to Haiti,
she went to an orphanage and met these two kids five years ago and said,
I think these are supposed to be my children,
and now they are her children.
and it took that long and they're here
and they've been here almost two months now
and Amy's life has changed.
Totally.
I mean, the whole world's been flipped over
in a good way.
But now Amy's kids want Amy to have a baby.
Yeah.
Well, they don't care if I'm pregnant
and it comes from me, but my daughter was saying
she wants another little brother
and a little sister, preferably babies.
Now, at the orphanage, though, they had babies all over the place.
Yes, and she's used to being around tons of kids.
There's 60 plus kids there.
So she's used to playing and maybe even being a big sister role to tons of kids.
So I don't know how many kids she wants all up in our house, but she goes so nonchalantly, mom, I would like another sister and another brother.
babies, by the way.
I said, okay, yeah, we'll work on that.
Let me ask you a couple questions then.
Yeah.
That I think our audience is thinking right now.
Sure.
Number one, do you think that in your mind you can still have a baby?
I mean, sure, it could happen.
I'm still hopeful for that, but do I want it to happen at the moment?
No.
I guess I'm not hopeful for it necessarily, but if I were to get pregnant, I,
would be very confused.
I would be like, is this for real right now?
I try to get pregnant for so long.
And now I got two kids that are changing our world and it's been amazing.
But I just don't have time to be pregnant.
Okay.
Next question.
Yeah.
Would you adopt any more kids?
Not at that moment.
No.
No, because it's just so much.
And I hats off to people that have adopted 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 kids and they have kids.
Some people have biological kids, and then they adopt more kids.
By choice, it's amazing.
And I've hung out with these people, and I am in all of them.
And I think that's great.
But I just think right now we're figuring out these two.
You never know.
In a year from now, I might be like, bring it on.
Babies, but not right now.
Okay.
Those are the two questions I had.
Anyone else?
Eddie?
Is there a good, I mean, would you get two more like they want?
Like two little babies?
No more. Amy, one at a time, please, we do this again.
I'm not taking requests.
I mean, they also want a cat.
So.
Let's start with a cat then.
Yeah.
I'll start with the cat.
Okay.
It's not Noah's Ark, not two by two.
Let's go.
One.
Yes.
Okay, so that's the answer to that question.
Yes.
For now, no more babies.
For now, no more babies.
Unless something changes.
And that, I mean, with your body.
With my body.
Or we wake up on day and we're thinking, you know what, we're really amazing at this parenting thing.
We should offer ourselves to more people.
And the odds of that happening where you guys wake up and go, we're awesome at parenting.
I just don't feel that awesome at parenting right now.
So I'm going to go ahead and, you know, pump the brakes.
There we have it. Case dismissed.
Done.
Okay, tomorrow morning, I will make my big announcement.
We'll see.
Go ahead.
It's big.
Okay, tomorrow morning, Amy is the only person that knows about it in the studio.
And so we will see what America thinks tomorrow.
And us.
And us, yeah.
Yeah, you guys are part of America, though.
So tomorrow morning.
Other than that, you can hear the whole show back.
Just get on IHeart Radio and search Bobby Bone Show on demand.
You can also search Bobby Bone Show on iTunes.
And you can hear Dave Haywood at my house.
Dave's from Lady Annabellum.
And we did a podcast.
Check out the Bobbycast.
I want to encourage you.
If you love music, I think that's a good podcast for you.
If you love country music especially, so many songwriters and producers and even artists sitting down for an hour at a time at my house, just as we used to say, chopping it up.
You know what I mean?
Everybody got me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chopin it up.
All right, thank you.
Search for Bobbycast.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Big announcement.
Otherwise, have a great rest of your Tuesday.
And we'll see you on Wednesday.
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