The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Girlfriend Addresses Road Trip Driving Issue & Amy Recaps Her Trip To Haiti

Episode Date: May 30, 2017

Lunchbox calls out Bobby for making his girlfriend drive on their road trip, Amy highlights her weekend trip to Haiti and Eddie gets a cast Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodca...stnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:09 We're back. We're back. And you're back. Getting back to normal. Yeah. More to you. Okay. So, where do we start today?
Starting point is 00:03:26 I have just a little question. How come Amy get so much mail now? Like, back in the good old days, I would get so much mail and I'd be like, I can't take it anymore. Now Amy gets all the mail. Morgan walks on big boxes and I'm like, oh, what do I have now? She's like, it's not free as to Amy. A lot of people are sending, like, books and stuff for my kids. Oh, Morgan, what's Amy's mail thing about it?
Starting point is 00:03:43 Because I used to like to get mail. I don't know. She gets all of it, but she is notorious for leaving it here. Oh, you're a mess. Yeah. Oh, is she messy? Is she now the dirty one of the show, more of the lunchbox? I think she kind of is.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Sorry. Okay, there's a difference in messy and dirty. First of all, Amy's messy. lunchbox is dirty. I'll take it. I like being dirty. I'm buying being dirty. But, I mean, you go over into her little area
Starting point is 00:04:09 and you can't even walk. You're tripping over boxes. They call it the warehouse. Okay. First of all, two beefs. One, where's my meal? People, you send me stuff all the time. And two, Amy, clean up your mess.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Two, Amy, mostly. Okay, I'll clean up. Let's, that's what we can't have anything nice. That's why our studio is a dump. All right. So if I pick up my mess, we can get a new studio? For after a long time that you show,
Starting point is 00:04:31 you can keep it clean. because this is what will happen. I'll say, hey, we need a new studio. Our equipment that we use is, like, from 15 years ago, 20 years ago. And they're like, you can't keep what you have clean. Like, look at lunchboxes that's carpet. Look at Amy's, all the stuff over there. Amy's mess.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Yes. To be fair. Oh, boy. To be fair, my carpet is where everybody walks in, so no matter what, people have to pass through here, so someone could spill and just keep on walking and it looks like me. Is it a lot of that happening? Yeah, I think that's happening because if you look at my water jug, it has a lid on it and it's never been washed, but it still has a lid on it.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Morgan, you're here more than us. You're the producer. What do you think about this thing? The situation when lunchbox is dirtiness. Oh, for sure. Like, there are crumbs around your area all the time. Yeah, I do drop some almonds. Yeah, then they get mash into the carpet.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Yeah, because I got trail mix every day and some raisins fall down. And if you just rub it on the carpet. Okay, you have to pick a side. Like, you're like, no. You're proud of the mess. To be fair, it's not me. I'm dirty, not messy. And Amy's messy, not dirty.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Yeah. Okay, I'll work on it. I'll work on the mess, I promise. And to be fair, sometimes when the studio does get power cleaned, sometimes I get into a mode where I really, really clean. Okay, there's lots of sometimes is in this conversation. Once in the blue moon. All right, we're back.
Starting point is 00:05:48 You're right. I wouldn't live this way at home, so I need to respect this place. Thank you very much. You're welcome. For the people that do live up here, Ray and Morgan, they have to deal with it. Bobby Booms. Come on. Recognizing people doing cool things.
Starting point is 00:06:02 It's ICU. It's so funny. An undergraduate student made history at Harvard University. He had a senior thesis, and it was for English in that department. He was the first student ever put out a rap album as a senior thesis. He was awarded a grade of Summa Cum Laude, the second highest in the department. That's cool. Yeah, would you like to hear his rap senior thesis.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I would love to. 20 seconds. I mean, it sounds like sounds like. like he made in his basement, but still, it's a great idea. Yeah, it is. It's completely out there. So, that's funny. And way to think out of the box.
Starting point is 00:06:52 I see you. His name is Obasi Shaw at Harvard. There you go. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. Its producer Raymond in Florida, Tiger Woods was arrested on a DUI charge. Tiger says alcohol was not involved.
Starting point is 00:07:09 It was prescription meds. And he apologized to the public yesterday. Iowa authorities say an 8-year-old girl has been injured. She fell 60 feet at a state park. She was jumping rock to rock and slipped. She's in the hospital now in Iowa City. And finally, game one of the Stanley Cup finals was last night. The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the National Predators 5 to 3.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Game 2 is tomorrow. Stayed up way too late watching hockey last night. I was probably up until almost midnight. Wow. Well, the game didn't go off until 10.30. It ended up being a really good game. And then your adrenaline just like, ah! And I was fighting a 12-year-old all night in Twitter.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Oh, no. Yeah, it was fine. But I was up late, and then I woke up this morning. Like, I have a really sensitive house alarm. And apparently there was some, like, tubicobers at my backyard running around, and my alarm could be, ooh, woo, so it starts screaming at me. And so my dog doesn't care. Worst as watchdog ever.
Starting point is 00:08:14 He just looks at me like, are you going to shut it off? But it's still a little bit, my heart's beating fast. Like, somebody's breaking into my house. And then I have, I can look at, like, the tape on my phone. There's some kind of, like, mythical creature running around in the backyard that's set off my alarm. Because if it's even a sensor like that, it goes off. Okay. That wakes me up at, like, 2.45.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Chuba cobra. I'm on fire this morning. Woo! Show. All right, your positivity for Tuesday. Time for Tell me something good. Back at it this week. Listen to this.
Starting point is 00:08:49 This 18-year-old kid, Lafonso, proud owner of a Sacramento thrift shop, right on Broadway. He didn't win it or inherited it. He earned it. The former owner says that when she decided to put the shop up for sale, she didn't change her mind and decided to give it to her hardest worker on the shop, her youngest employee. Never late, never missed a day. He just put his own sign up front of the shop. It's called Fonzie's Thrift Shop. He's 18.
Starting point is 00:09:15 That's cool. He'll run the shop now. That's crazy. That's what you get. You never know who's watching you. Amy, you're up. Well, this man was walking by and there was a tar tank, you know, like tar. And underneath the tar tank, there was a puppy stuck in two to three inches thick of tar.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Wow. Yeah. And I don't know if anybody was going to notice this puppy, but luckily this man walking by did and called Animal Rescue. They were able to free the puppy. They took him to a medical center where he was sedated and covered in coconut oil to remove the tar. And after several days, he's healthy now.
Starting point is 00:09:47 and in the process of being adopted. I wonder if they're going to name him tar. Are you doing your own speculation? Is that the stories now? Yeah. Oh, boy. Look at a story. It's so cute.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Lunchbox. Bobby West lives in North Carolina. He's the owner of Grasshopper's lawn care, so he's out mowing this lawn, you know, mowing the lawn. I don't know that wouldn't a very good lawn mower. And this 11-year-old kid comes up and, you know, stops him from mow and says, hey man, school's about to be out for the summer. Do you think you could hire me this summer to help you mow lawns?
Starting point is 00:10:21 And he goes, my 15-year-old son's going to be helping me this summer, sorry. And he goes back to his shop and he's thinking about it. And he's like, man, I need to help this 11-year-old out. Went and bought him a lawnmower, a weed eater, and a gas can so he could start his own lawn business. Dang, that's cool. Like out of nowhere. That's cool, yeah. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Your lawnmowers sound like your troll and motor. Yeah, I know. That's why I was like, that's pretty bad. I don't, I'm... How does a lawnmore go? That's more of a weeder when you're pumping the weir? That's more of a motorcycle. Okay, we're not playing this sound effect game.
Starting point is 00:10:51 All right. That's a good story, though. Your weekend around the room, Amy? Haiti. I saw the kids. That's pretty much it. I really was in Haiti probably for 24 hours. It's supposed to be 30 hours, but I kind of missed a flight.
Starting point is 00:11:08 But it isn't my fault, really. That's Amy. I even slept at the airport. Still missed it. You slept at the airport? Yeah. lunch bikes I just good times all around
Starting point is 00:11:20 I had a great weekend just hung out and partied a little bit and saw Eric Church is awesome Oh that's cool Did you go Friday night Which set the record
Starting point is 00:11:28 Or Saturday night Which set the new record And four hours Ah the new record in four hours Yeah he played till 1204 Wow Yeah Yeah it's nuts
Starting point is 00:11:37 I can go 42 songs Yeah what about you I went to Chris Rock In Atlanta Was it so funny Yeah it was really good That's cool
Starting point is 00:11:46 Yeah, and I sat next to Webster. What? You did? Yeah. For real? Yeah. What did you say to him? He was like two people down, but we were in the row together.
Starting point is 00:11:56 But you're like, Pse, Webster, what up? No, I didn't say what up to him. But I did give Chris Rock high five, though. You did? Yeah. Or low five. Whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:05 It's good. Yeah, I'll tell you more stories later. That was the weekend. But traveled a bit, worked a bit, had fun a bit. Bob it Boneshap. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd. Skinny.
Starting point is 00:12:17 There's a new number one song in the country, and it belongs to Dirk's Bentley, his song, Black. It reached the top of the charts over the weekend, so congrats to him. Brett Young's, in case you didn't know, is at the number two slot with Luke Combs at number three with Hurricane. So Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men, Tell No Tales, took in 77 million over the weekend. It did have four days to get that, though, but good enough for the top spot of the box office. Baywatch, didn't do so hot.
Starting point is 00:12:44 How much? $10? No, I mean, 23 million. million, but people are saying they spent a lot more and, well, just didn't do that great. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Story of the day. This story comes to us from Baltimore, Maryland. Well, the construction crew did a two-for-one demolition when they accidentally knocked down the wrong building. They were supposed to knock down 212 East 14th Street. No way. They did 2.14, the building next door.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Wow. So they ended up knocking both of them down. Oh, imagine you have the building. That's the worst. That wasn't supposed to get knocked down. Your building is knocked down. I know. I can't.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Wow. Yeah. I'm Lunchbox at your Bonehead Story of the Day. Here's what's going on this week. So today, tonight, season five of House of Cards is now up. Yep. I just don't know how I can get any crazier than real life, though.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Oh. Yeah. Really? Now that, yeah. I wonder if they're like, man, we should have did some more stuff because that whole The whole thing about House of Cards is it's nuts. It's so wacky. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Yeah, so that's out. Also, tonight, Carly Pierce comes by the house for a Bobby cast. Carly Pierce's are on the verge artist. It's a song called Every Little Thing. So that'd be up. Tomorrow, the Stanley Cup Finals game two, Preds and Penguins. On Thursday, it's the first of the month. And Ray takes his bare bones quiz.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Oh, yeah. Okay. Ray, our producer, is reading my book. He's never read it. He's actually written about it. He never read the book, which is so weird to me. Friday Wonder Woman comes out in theaters, which by the way, they say it's fantastic. And for those movies, they don't get very good reviews.
Starting point is 00:14:27 That's the different. That's not Marvel. Okay. Hey, Mike D. What? Who makes Wonder Woman? D.C. D.C. Comics.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Oh, yeah. Not Marvel. The other one. The other one. Yeah. And it's National Donut Day on Friday. Oh. Do you have favorite donut?
Starting point is 00:14:43 Great. Yes, I do. A blueberry cake donut. Dill. Mimaw. You all good? It's so good. Oh, blueberry.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Come get the blueberry cake. I got my necklace on in case I fall down. I can call people immediately. It's so good. Yeah? Why are you going to hate? I mean, what's your favorite donut? Back of the turn of the century, it's all we had was our blueberry cake donuts and we got them.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Also known as an old-fashioned. Yeah, exactly. Really old-fashioned. I like anything with cream in it. I bet you. Like I like chocolate cream. I'm not. That's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:15:26 No, it's not. No, I don't like cream filled donuts. People on the phones, Gage in Winfield, Kansas. Gage, what's happening? Oh, not much, man, driving to Wichita, actually, your favorite city, huh? Love it, and love that you're calling. What's going on in town? Well, I just wanted some advice from Judge Common Sense, man.
Starting point is 00:15:49 I'm actually driving up here to a little. a work meeting. I have a buddy in mine. We both work together for the same company, and he's been slacking off a lot of his work on me because we're buddies. I mean, I've known him since I was a toddler, you know, and it's not only aggravating me, it's aggravating another coworker, mine that works in the same area. And I mean, I've been working 13, 14, 15 hours a day, and he's, been getting off with only eight hours a day, getting off at 3 o'clock, and I'm getting off at 9 o'clock. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:16:28 All right, I can stop you right here. And you want to know whether to go to your boss or not. Am I right? Yes, I do. All right, well, thank you for coming to Judge Comments. It's the courtroom. Court is now in session. Now, you've known this guy for a long time.
Starting point is 00:16:43 We've worked for them for a long time. First, you must go to him. You must go to him, dude, dude, friend to friend, and say, hey, listen, we have an issue here. I feel like I'm covering all your slack And talk to him in human terms too Talk to him like you would talk to him in real life Because then he'll feel like you're having a real life conversation You don't want to go to be like
Starting point is 00:16:59 Frank Can we have a discussion? Not you say you're like hey dude Let's talk for a second You're killing me Like I'm having to cover for you Is there something happening in your live I can help you out with
Starting point is 00:17:07 Give him that opportunity first And then all bets are off If it doesn't get any better But you got to go to him human to human Friend to friend man To man Gage Judge common sense
Starting point is 00:17:21 Case dismissed That makes sense Yeah. What do you think about that, Gage? I like it. And I think I might give him a call. I might wake him up, but I might give my call. You need to because it's going to fester.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Like, I deal with this every day. I work on lunchbox. So it's always like, you know, same thing. I don't go to the boss. I go, hey, let's have a talk. I have to go to Eddie sometimes. Grab him by the shoulder and shake him. Eddie, come on!
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yep, yep, it's true. I don't go to the boss. Sometimes when Eddie's really pushing me, I'll take a knife to his hand. And then we have to act like it's a whole thing. Act like I was cutting sushi or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I say, Eddie, you do the sushi excuse.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Hey, Gage, have... Don't let him duck you down. You're awesome. Gage, you, thank you for calling. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Yeah. Jerry, you're on the air in North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:18:10 How are you, buddy? Hey, I'm doing great this morning. I love it. Thank you very much for calling. What can I help you with? Okay, a while back, you were offered a cowboy boot deal, and I only get to listen to an hour of day, so I may have missed you guys talking about it.
Starting point is 00:18:24 I wanted to know how the cowboy boot situation is going. Boot deal fell through. No boots. Boots. These boots aren't made for walking, and that's not what they're doing. So right now, these boots aren't walking all over you. So as of yet, no deal.
Starting point is 00:18:42 So, yeah, I'm wearing my flippy floppies today. The weather's pretty nice. So, yeah, so nothing yet. All right. Hey, sorry about that. Hey, though, I appreciate you, though. I appreciate you. All right, pretty good.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Listen, everyone. I like it when you call and ask questions. It makes me feel like you care. 877-Bobby. I feel like we come to the show sometimes. I'm like, they don't even matter. Like, what we did? It didn't even matter if 1%.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Don't need to find something that's more fulfilling. But when you guys call them, I was like, man, they care. They like me. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bonds time. Come on, Bobby Bones. If you watched my Snapchat story, you saw my girlfriend, driving us back from Atlanta. She had been recording all week in Atlanta,
Starting point is 00:19:25 so I flew down. We went to Chris Rock, and then we drove back. And by we, I mean her. The lunchbox will not get off of it. Dude, you look like a little wimp. Like, I saw the pictures and the video, and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:19:37 Bobby is not in control of his relationship because in a relationship when the guy is in control, he drives the female around. I would agree with you. I'm not in control of the relationship. I don't think there's control needed. And it shows a sign of weakness.
Starting point is 00:19:52 There are no excuses why the man should not start out driving. Like on a road trip, you should always start out driving until you just get so tired. And then you can let her drive and say, okay, you know what? I'm going to give you the keys. But until then, you're showing weakness by letting her drive and it's embarrassing. It makes you less of a man. Huh. Well, let me just state my argument here.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Okay, go ahead. Why I didn't drive? Yeah, why didn't you drive? Because she was working all weekend. Yeah, but we spent two days not working. Oh, okay. After that, it wasn't like she came out of the minds and started to drove us home. What's wrong with these people?
Starting point is 00:20:28 It's her car, first of all. No, true. And I'm driving my car, I like to drive. She was driving her car. And she didn't care. She never said it. And she would tell me. She'd be like, hey, I'm done driving.
Starting point is 00:20:39 And so I just chilled. I was riding, too. It was over on my phone riding. Right. It's not about her caring. It's about you. I'm not much of a man, but what else is new? Extra, extra.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Bobby's not manly Get your papers Bobby's not manly today Check it's just in Are you Australian I don't know I'm a newsieer And who cares if it's her car
Starting point is 00:21:00 You That's why I didn't drive though It was her car She got in after the valet She drove And then we didn't Keep driving I'm telling you that
Starting point is 00:21:06 We went to Crackerbell And Chattanooga On Sunday after church Yeah That place is crazy I mean It's like four hour away It felt like
Starting point is 00:21:14 I was harder to get in The Vegas club On Saturday night At the win Like you had to know somebody. The door guy. They're like, hey, if I slide you a 20, I know Chris up there, he's got four stars on his
Starting point is 00:21:24 apron. Can I get in? Mm-hmm. It was crazy. And so we finally, we waited forever because I just wanted Cracker Barrel. Yeah. I love it. If you're listening to Rina City, doesn't have Cracker Barrel, oh, just wait.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I know they're opening in California. Oh, wow. So some of our California listeners will be getting them soon. Expanding. Oh, it's so good. Let's go to Shelley and Rogers, Arkansas. High Shail. Lunchbox, you're right, though.
Starting point is 00:21:45 In your mind, I'm not the man of the relationship. equal. It's embarrassing. For you, maybe. For me, not so much. I'm good. Yeah, it's fine. I'm good. You're on the air, Shelley. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. I just wanted to check on Eddie and his surgery and have that go, and is he recuperating? Okay, it's a good question.
Starting point is 00:22:07 It's a great question. Eddie? I'm back. I saw you fishing. Yeah. And you were out on a log with one arm. I was like, dude, you're a step away. Look, it was kind of trick photography. It was really like a foot deep where I was. Oh, it looked like you were out on late luck. I know, I know. I know. And I made like a tweet like I was, yeah, hand surgerying and it stopped me from fishing. You got me with
Starting point is 00:22:28 photography. And he's in good spirits. So we talked after, the day after he was in pretty good spirits too, and his hands wrapped up. Yeah, I have a big cast on it now, but it'll come off on Thursday. And after that, it's rehab time. And hopefully I'll be able to use my finger in no time. Shelly, thank you for asking. A 19 year old army mechanic was stuck in the airport in Dallas for two days over the weekend. He wanted to get home for Memorial Day. He was trying to fly standby.
Starting point is 00:22:52 So when you fly standby, it's, okay, I hope something opens up. And if it doesn't, you're just stuck. Then a random guy found out about it and went and bought him a ticket. Like, you're not flying standby. I'll just buy a ticket on a different airline. And just to make sure he got home to see his family.
Starting point is 00:23:07 That's awesome. Yeah, right? I want to play this. I'm very appreciative because if it wasn't for him, I probably wouldn't be here right now. Honestly, I still feel like I would have been at the airport just because it's Memorial Day weekend. Just shook hands at first, and then he walked away, and then he came back and asked if he could hug me.
Starting point is 00:23:25 And I think we both had to fight back the tears after that. Come on with that goodness. Got me with that hug, talk. Come on. It just makes me want to. I got the joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart. What? Down in my heart.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Where? Down in my heart. I got the joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart. Amy. Down in my heart Tuesday I was watching your Instagram video Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:52 Man I'm gonna tell you Amy This is me just truthfulness right You went to Haiti to see your kids over the weekend Yeah Post a lot of pictures of those kids Right now is like a lot of them It's the first time I was ever like Man there's some really cute kids
Starting point is 00:24:04 Really? Yeah wow I'm gonna tell you why So Amy has two kids you adopted We're just waiting on them to get here We don't know when they're coming But you wouldn't spend the last couple days with him It's always been such a far away thing in my mind that I've not let
Starting point is 00:24:18 myself get attached to them. It's always been years. Yeah, yeah. And I was just like, nope. Until they're here, it's not real. Right. But I was watching your videos, like your son at the pool and your daughter with her hair and I was just like, these
Starting point is 00:24:34 kids are awesome. It was the first time it felt like it really felt like Uncle Bobby. Do you know, I mean, we talked about you so much this weekend. Well, me and my friends of my husband that were there. No, not. No. Listen, it's the first one we've ever noticed how into music my son is. Totally.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Anytime we were staying at a hotel and we had a couple different hotel rooms because friends were with us. And in both rooms, if you would walk in either one, he would go straight for the clock radio and start DJing for us. And then one of our friends that had this speaker and she would play stuff from her iPhone. And he carried around that speaker and he would almost like DJ and he wanted to have dance parties. And I was like, oh my goodness. Like he's going to be like Uncle Bobby. Like they're going to bond over music and like DJ parties. And I just, I already have, I don't know, is there like little spin tables you can buy kids?
Starting point is 00:25:23 Oh boy. Let's one step at a time here. Like get them into a school. But if he wants to be a DJ, I don't know. Amy's trying to set him up with a pro tools kit. I really, I just, I've never seen something, him lied up because at the orphanage, they don't, he doesn't have access to that stuff. So I never really have noticed it. And this trip, it really stuck out and like, this kid loves music.
Starting point is 00:25:47 That's cool. Yeah. It's cool. It was really cool to watch your Instagram and your Insta stories and see those kids. And again, for the first time, I was like, let me see another one. Really? Yeah, because usually I'm like, oh, I felt like I was going a little overboard. At one point, I kind of stopped.
Starting point is 00:26:03 It's okay to go overboard. As long as you feel good about it, who cares? Well, and they love it, too. They're like, let me see. I was watching the video of your son. He's six, right? Yeah. He's smaller for six?
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yeah, he's small. He was doing the video of the Angry Birds, his head. It puts a filter of the Angry Bird over his head. He was laughing so hard. I was just smiling. Yeah, they love the apps. We were trying to make sure we were, well, we did some fun ones, and then I was like, anybody got any learning apps around here?
Starting point is 00:26:31 That's funny. You looked happy. Thank you. You did. You looked happy. Barbara in Oklahoma City. Good morning. Good morning, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:26:38 We love you in Oklahoma City. Thank you very much. I'm going to try to get out there before the year's over. I hope you come see me. I will, absolutely. Thank you. What can I do for you? Tell me, you got an update on Dirk's Bentley for us.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Kind of. So, you know, he was sick, and he, like, had to cancel a show. Yeah. I do know that he was like, I got to take some time and just recuperate myself. I always don't like talk about people's medical history without going, hey, dude, is it cool if I talk? So I'm not. Like, I do. Barbara, I, yeah, he's getting better.
Starting point is 00:27:12 I just don't want to say to me like Dirk is a friend of mine You know I wouldn't If Eddie was like hey I got him prostate checked I wouldn't come on the air and say it Unless I had your permission I'd appreciate that
Starting point is 00:27:23 So It's nice of you Yeah yeah it's good I'm gonna say he's on the way up Great That's all we want to hear I'm sorry I couldn't give you more No but as long as he's getting better
Starting point is 00:27:34 That's what we want to hear I have a great Dirk's Bentley story for you All right I'm ready for it I went to see him in Oklahoma City Several years ago He was with Keith Urban and Kenny Chesney. Kenny was the headline. It was a year that Keith Urban won entertainer of the year later that year.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Dirkson had knee surgery and he had this giant cast on, but you would never know it the way he entertained. Talk about a trooper. Yeah. He was up there entertaining like crazy. He did a wonderful performance. So when you were talking about how awesome he was and how he performed and performed sick, I didn't, I wasn't surprised at all. And I reminded you what it was all about, right?
Starting point is 00:28:14 That's what I talk about, hey? Hey, Barbara, I appreciate you. Oh, I appreciate you. There we go. Yeah. Bye, Barbara. Have a good morning. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Thank you for calling. That's what we love right there. I wanted to get my girlfriend on the phone. Lindsay's on the line right now. Good morning, Lindsay. Good morning. Hey, luncheocks brought up this a minute ago, and he said that. because I didn't drive the four hours from Atlanta back to Nashville
Starting point is 00:28:44 that you probably thought less of me. How do you feel about it in your heart about that whole situation? I knew that I was going to drive the whole way. Why did you know you were going to drive? Just because in, I don't know, in long trips you like sitting in the passenger seats because you have to tweet and, you know, look to your phone. Interesting. This is
Starting point is 00:29:10 You don't need to take this off the air No, no, wait a minute, hold on. I was not expecting any of that just now. It's awesome. I hear it in her voice. This is a problem. Me too.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Isn't that a problem? That's what we say, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. All right, my girlfriend's on the phone. If we take my car, I drive. True. But in line,
Starting point is 00:29:38 trips. I guess I just always think that I'll drive. But how many long trips have you ever driven on except for this one? We've driven to Arkansas. And I drove for most of that and flipped over at the very end. That is a really high pitch, that's true.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Yeah, that's a fake voice. Okay. We're just talking honestly here. I'm glad we're able to get some of this stuff out in the open. Go ahead. Continue on. What else? You got a problem with? I don't have a problem with anything. I just assumed that I would be driving, so it was no surprise at all. Hmm. You think that's funny, Amy? No. I'm laughing because it's awkward. When things are awkward, sometimes we laugh.
Starting point is 00:30:29 It's not awkward. I know I'm surprised. I mean, I just, I thought she was going to be like, what? You're still a man? No big deal. Who cares? Oh, I don't care about that stuff. I know. The man stuff I don't care about. Well, okay. And then I thought she was going to be like, I don't care. Yeah, not a big deal. but she's like, well, I sort of just expected it because you liked it in the passenger's seat and, I don't know, tweet. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Appreciate the honesty. Yes. I mean, I mean, I guess it was my car and when we drive your car, you drive it, right? I guess that makes sense. No, no, no. You've said your feelings. All I can ask is that your feelings
Starting point is 00:31:10 are truthful and you did that. That's all I can never ask. Okay. What's the rule? What's the rule? Always tell the truth. Always tell the truth. Even when it's uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:31:21 True story. Okay. Goodbye. Okay. Bye. I don't appreciate you. Bobby. He's just being truthful.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Don't lie. Man, she got me a little bit, huh? I didn't mean to open that box. No, that's all right. That box would be opened back up after work. Uh-oh. Oh, great. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:31:41 No, I just want the truth. That's all I want. Okay. I'll do it better a job. job. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Starting point is 00:31:50 At a Tim McGraw concert over the weekend, there was a little incident. Tim was making his big entrance when a female fan got in the way, and it was totally on accident, but he just like reamed her, and she hit her. He what? Reamed her? Is that not a word? He creamed her? Is it creamed her?
Starting point is 00:32:07 When you reamed someone? Reaming would be like if I yelled at you, like, I just reamed you. Oh, okay. Noremed her. Okay. Right? He creamed her. Go ahead. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Other thing. Go ahead. He ran into her. Sorry, sorry, sorry. He totally ran into her and she hit the ground hard. Have you seen the video? No, we must go on the Facebook page there. Well, it's at bobbybones.com. And I laughed out loud when I saw it only because I also knew that a security guard checked her out and she's totally fine. How did a fan get in the way of Tim McGraw going on stage?
Starting point is 00:32:39 You know, because, like, security, like, comes up, you know, when they're, like, making a path and, like, the, the artist is coming along and they're... But how, where's he walking to the crowd? He's walking through the crowd and there's a path. And, you know, security guards normally go first. They've got like a flashlight and you see the security guard. And then you see Tim McGraw on his hat. And then this fan just kind of steps out and you see him like plow right over.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Plow. That's better than reamed. So I'm bringing this up because Bobby, you have inside sources. Go ahead. Because now all the stories are saying that Ryan Seacrest is upset about Katie Perry getting $25 million. And I learned that they only offered him $10 million. But you probably already did that. I talked about that last week, how they offered him single digits to 10 million.
Starting point is 00:33:18 I know that's why I'm bringing it. I'm like, you have the stories before the stories go to print. Ryan's your guys is playing this perfectly. If I'm him, I'm American Idol. Yeah. You can have Katie Perry. That's great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:31 But without me, you don't have American Idol. So I want 25.000. 1 million. If she'd get paid 12, I want 12.000. Oh, oh, oh, oh, 1 million. Yeah. They can't do the show without him, and he's got him. Publicly is like, I don't think I want to do it.
Starting point is 00:33:46 I don't know. We'll see. He's playing it perfectly. They have to pay him or he's not going to. He doesn't need it. No, of course not. He doesn't need it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:54 It's like Kelly and Ryan. He's playing it perfectly. I think he'll end up doing the show and it'll be tough because you have to fly back and forth, but they got to pay the man. ABC is refusing to comment. Or what? Or what? Or what?
Starting point is 00:34:07 Or what? Or what? We're not going to give you 25 million. We'll give you a $15 million. We'll give you 15 and like points on the show. Like you own a little bit of the show. So you can make money on the back end. Oh, like from commercials or something?
Starting point is 00:34:19 No, like what the show makes. You get a percentage of that. Like actors do that a movie sometimes. Oh. Like they get what they call back end. Like if the movie hits over this profit, you get a piece of the profit. I'm just starting doing back end on the Bobby Bone show. You do enough back end.
Starting point is 00:34:31 All right? What? All right. All right. Oh, Amy. That's your 30 seconds skinny. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.
Starting point is 00:34:42 To the people of our. Omaha. They just is a world record for largest American flag made out of Legos.
Starting point is 00:34:48 The project was started last year by an Omaha West Side graduate John Lang. He loved
Starting point is 00:34:54 Legos. And was like, how can I do something for America? So he had this idea to build this
Starting point is 00:34:59 60-foot American flag and he was like, hey, well people just send me Legos, like donate Legos.
Starting point is 00:35:04 700,000 pieces they completed the Lego flag. It's the world record. It looks amazing. They wanted it to be done
Starting point is 00:35:10 just in time for Memorial Day. That's awesome. It's awesome. It's awesome. Awesome. And how cool to know if you, like, nailed a Lego in or however many that you're part of that. That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:35:19 That's cool. So I see you the city of Omaha, and I see you John Lang. Man! I see you. I was reading the news story. There's a guy's on an airplane. It's in America. He goes crazy.
Starting point is 00:35:34 He bites a flight attendant a couple times. What? Kicks the door open, jumps out of the airplane. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, is it? is on the tarmac. And all I was thinking to myself was,
Starting point is 00:35:45 I would have loved to have seen that. Yeah. Not. I feel bad for anyone. My reaction now is, I just want to see something like that. Because think of it on different levels. One, I think it would be fun
Starting point is 00:35:56 just to watch a human buy another human. How often do we get to see someone go and go and bite them? How scary, though. I know. Wow. But crazy. Oh, they're like, man, I like this scene.
Starting point is 00:36:06 But two, you always want to see something dramatic on an airplane when nobody, like, nothing crazy is going on. But to see it all the same. I would love to see him and just bust out of a door and run onto the tarmac. All these together,
Starting point is 00:36:17 it's like a crazy sandwich that I'd love to have a bite of. And I was just like, I'd love to see that. It's amazing. So what in the world did this flight attendant do to deserve to get bit?
Starting point is 00:36:25 I don't think she deserved to get bit. I think he's just crazy. Okay. And I retweeted it because I don't know she didn't get him his peanuts. I think he was just,
Starting point is 00:36:34 I don't know. I don't know his story. I don't think it was her thing. I think she just happened to be in the way. And the way to get from him point A to B was to use. his teeth to clear out the
Starting point is 00:36:44 track. But really, wouldn't that have been a crazy thing to see? Yes. Imagine, you could tell that story the rest of your life. I mean, you go to a, we're at work. Oh, yeah. New boss comes in. Hang it up.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Frank, how's work today? It's good. Let me tell you the story about this one time I was on an airplane. Then you'd be that guy and it's like, oh great. How can I get a lot of sleep last night? I can get a lot of sleep last night because I stayed up and watched the hockey game. And then I was so like, ah, from it. It took me another hour to calm down.
Starting point is 00:37:16 I don't sleep well anyway, but it was fine. I wasn't even angry at it. I knew going into the game that it's going to be a late night. What happens is, though, what I do is when I don't sleep, I get like this morning. I mean, I got three hours of sleep probably. I load up on caffeine because I got to get through five hours of a show. So it was like, bah. Man, I was knocking.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Like, I am feeling it right now. Give me an hour. I'm going to crash hard on the air. Sometimes it happens on the air. I'll hit the button on this board where I can talk to Ray our producer and he can only, he's the only person that can hear me and I'll be like, oh hey dude
Starting point is 00:37:52 I just crashed, I thought it's on song up there and he'll know because I've totally done I'm gonna tell you though this weekend because I've been doing a little more caffeine than normal the last few weeks. Yeah. And I had this splitting headache on Saturday. Like, and I couldn't, I was like
Starting point is 00:38:08 why have the last two Saturdays I've gotten splitting headaches and only on Saturdays? and my girlfriend's like genius. You know she graduated high school year early and was valedictorian? Yes. Like she's a genius.
Starting point is 00:38:20 It's impressive. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that. I brought my eyes. She's way smarter than I am. She's way smart. And I was like, this problem I've been thinking about
Starting point is 00:38:29 for like hours. And I'm just like, why am I only getting headaches on Saturdays? Just splitting headaches. And she goes, it's because you're not drinking caffeine in the morning like you have the last few weeks.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Duh, you haven't withdrawn. Yeah. Wow. And I'm like, oh. Well, That makes sense. Huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:46 So then you got some caffeine? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. And your headache went away. It did. It went away. But there's for sure caffeine withdrawal. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Like people who drink coffee every day when they don't drink it and they get a headache. Like, it's for sure a thing. Yeah. I didn't know it was. I mean, I didn't know it was that bad for like to have real headaches. But I was splitting on Saturday, ma'am. But yeah, she's like, oh yeah, here it does. Let me diagnose it for you.
Starting point is 00:39:10 And she also got everything in her purse. She's always prepared. Oh, yeah, it's like, what do you need? An inhaler? Check, got it. You need two by four? Check, here you go. Two by four.
Starting point is 00:39:19 It doesn't matter. She has this little purse. That's like a clown car of just things. Lucky for you. Oh. Yeah. Catherter? Okay, here you go.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Check. Wait, why do you have? No, I don't worry about it. I got you covered. So, man, that happened. What? Cather. I got a fidget spinner.
Starting point is 00:39:41 I did? You got one? What in the world? Let me tell you about this fidget spinner. Is it amazing? Let me tell you about this fidget spinner. It's amazing. It's awesome.
Starting point is 00:39:49 You know what? There's nothing to it except it's just awesome. And I sat yesterday. I was doing some work. I was recording some stuff for, I have another show coming out, right? And I was recording a bunch of stuff for this other show. TBD on announcement. And I'm sitting with someone at work.
Starting point is 00:40:08 And I'm just fidget spinning like crazy. I don't even realize to have this thing in my hand. I'm just fidgeting in the way And he's like You ever gonna put that thing down? I didn't know how it my hand It's amazing Wow
Starting point is 00:40:19 They teachered you Yeah Lucky they didn't take it away Oh they did I didn't buy one though Lindsay died me talking about it And she bought one She thought at the store and brought it to me
Starting point is 00:40:29 It has a case and everything Yeah they're pretty legit I'd have like a really good one Oh wow Yeah so I'm into the fidget spinning For now My dog hates it Because he wanted to see what I was spinning it
Starting point is 00:40:39 And he wanted to see what it was about And he stuck his nose right do it, boom, popped him. Oh, man. Are we allowed to have have them at work? No. I don't even have mine at work. Oh. Well, because you have to press buttons and stuff. No, fidgett. No, you have fidget spin over there called your hands. That's a thing. It could keep me busy. Called, yeah, no, no, no. You're good. Our video producer, Eddie,
Starting point is 00:40:59 dad of two. I was gone on Friday because he's having surgery. Oh. He was cutting sushi and he cut a tendon in his hand. And so, he had to go in and the big debate was were you going to go under and you chose to go under. I chose to go under, baby. Talked me through it. Well, I mean, I really didn't
Starting point is 00:41:21 nothing happened. It was like they put me on the stretcher and rolled me into the... Wait, wait, wait, wait. They put you on a stretcher or they put you on like the gurney. The gurney or whatever the bed is and they rolled me into the surgery room and it was like bright, bright white.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, and they're like talking to me like, hey, you're doing good. I'm doing great. And there was a lady that just put a mask on me. She said, sweet dreams, Eddie. And I was like, huh?
Starting point is 00:41:42 That's all I'm. I remember. Dude, I was out. Next thing, smash cut. I'm back in the waiting room with my family and they're all just looking at me and I'm drowsy. Like, have no idea what's going on. Apparently my wife says I was making jokes.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Like, I said the nurse stole my underwear and something started laughing. I was telling the doctor like, dude, you're bad A. So it was awesome. Was he? Of course he was bad A. And did she? I don't know. Okay. No, I had them on. Oh, that's great.
Starting point is 00:42:15 You came out of it, though. Everything come through with surgery. Like, you're feeling good? Yeah. Like, he explained that everything was fine and the procedure was well, and now I wear a cast and I take it off in, like, three days. Do your kids think it's cool you have a cast on? Yeah. My kids think I'm awesome.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Can we sign it? Yeah, well, yeah. That'd be fun, right? Like, back in high school? It's not a real cast, though, it's a poll. It is. Well, he has to just covered in an ace bandage. Yeah, why do you have the ace bandage on your cast?
Starting point is 00:42:41 Amy, the doctor did this. I don't know. But, dude, I'm basically... Let me tell you what. The doctor did a bad A job on him. He was bad A. But I can't... I'm basically one-handed right now.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Yeah, it's what happens when you have surgery in your hand. Yeah, I can't use my left hand, so life is just tough. Did you guys stay up? Watch a hockey game last night? Of course we did. Did you let the kids stay up? I did. I left junior stay up. The nine-year-old. The little one, I think we're going to keep them on the regular school schedule, even though it's summer.
Starting point is 00:43:06 School's out. Yeah. What's to deal with your kids as far as, what age can they swim unsupervised? Oh, the 9. Nine-year-old can swim unsupervised. Wow. Basically, the pool that we go to has a swimming test, and if he passes the swimming test, he's good. That means that he can get himself out of a bad situation in the pool.
Starting point is 00:43:24 The little one, though, I mean, he's just like in a baby pool right now. I can't even get him in the kitty pool. He's in the baby, baby pool. He's three, right? Yeah. He's just a little scare to the water right now. That's weird to me because he's a wild child. He is.
Starting point is 00:43:37 But wild child on ground is a different thing with a wild child in the water. Like, he's just not going to, I don't know. I think once he gets used to it or comfortable with it, he's going to be crazy in the water. Are you guys pooling it a lot? Because you don't have a pool, but you have been known to go and jump in an apartment's pool that you're not a resident of. But I am officially a member of the Y pool, the YMCA pool, so we'll be headed there. And that opened up this weekend too, so.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Shout out. So no more breaking into the apartment pool. Is it crazy that it's summer, though, and like you have to find things to do for the kids? Yes. Like my wife and I had like lunchtimes together. Like after work, that was our thing. Not anymore. Let's go to the pool with the kids.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Oh, dad life. Eddie the dad, man. Hey, Cole, I have a game I want to play. We'll grab somebody. 87777 Bobby. That's our phone number. 877 Bobby. Tuesday's top five, the biggest five songs in the whole country.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Because what happens in a new week, there's a new top five. And they will be performed by Lunchbox, who doesn't really know the lyrics to the songs. Yeah. At number five, from Dan and Shea, How Not to. Ooh, I have to show you my love. That's number five, How Not To from Dan and Shea. At number four, all these songs are performed by Lunchbox,
Starting point is 00:45:21 who doesn't know the words. If I Told You by Darius Rucker. If I told you I loved you, would you stay? If I told you I needed you. You more than ever, would you still walk away if I told you my true emotions? Not that bad, actually. That's number four on the old countdown. At number three, Luke Combs Hurricane.
Starting point is 00:45:49 You came into my life and wrecked it like a hurricane. Go across the planes. You got to hurry and hide because you take my life like a hurricane. A hurricane There it is, number three. Your number two song this week is from Brett Young In case you didn't know. I love you, I need you.
Starting point is 00:46:17 You're my number one. In case you didn't know, I need you, I love you. I love you. You're my number one. There it is. That's your number two song in case you didn't know. And as performed by Lunchbox, Tuesday's top five, the number one song this week,
Starting point is 00:46:35 Dirk's Bentley and Black. Take it away, lunch. Black Cadillac. Yeah, black. You fade to black. I'm black. I know it says black. Back to black.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Fade to black. There it is, your number one song. Congratulations, Dirk. Make my world go black. Nailed him, dude. Thank you. Knock me flat on my bag, yeah. Just keep doing that.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Those were some tough ones, they were. I want to play a game here real quick. All right, let me put, um... Kate in upstate New York. Hi, Kate. What's up? How are you? How are you?
Starting point is 00:47:30 I'm really good. I want to play a game. Okay, so you actually already won the game, okay? The game is you get to choose the prize. Are you ready to play? Oh, my God. What? I know.
Starting point is 00:47:39 I know. Like, the easiest game ever. You get to choose the prize. you get first either $20 cold hard cash. Does that sound good? Okay. Or you get 10 seconds of radio time to say whatever you want. Or you get the mystery prize.
Starting point is 00:47:58 So think about that. You get either $20 in cash that will mail to you. Or you get 10 seconds to say whatever you want on the radio. Or you get, say it with me, the mystery prize. Man, that's really hard. Yeah, which one will it be? I'm going to go. I'm going to go with the mystery prize.
Starting point is 00:48:21 The mystery prize! Let's go over to the glass room now. Ray's got the mystery prize. Ray, what did she want? It is a bag of Werther's original. Brought to you by... Does right now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Yeah, it's a bag of Werther's original that I've saved from the gas station here in Nashville. Perfect. Yeah, Nashville, Tennessee. So there you go. She's chosen the Mystery Prize. All right. Congratulations, Kate.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Thank you so much. Stay on the phone and we'll mail this to you. I think she likes it. No, I don't think she does. I don't think she's stunned by the whole game. And she missed out on 20 bucks.
Starting point is 00:49:01 She missed out on 10 seconds with the door family and shot out. All she got was a bag of Werdher. She got him out of this door. Maybe that's her favorite candy. You never, ah, I don't know about that. Well, and that's another round of pick your prize. Hopefully it's a mystery prize.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Oh, boy. Good morning to you. What was that? What just happened? We played a game. We can do it again next hour every one. Do we have more mystery prizes? The thing was, I gave Ray this whole thing to read him, read it.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Read what's the thing. Read what I wrote you. Like I said, Ray, why did she win? Go. Oh, here it is. Yeah. One bag of Werther's Originals candy, just like Bobby eats on the weekends. Bought at the local gas station right near Music Row.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Back to you, Bobby. That's a good reason. How did you didn't do that in the back of game show. Back to you, Bobby. It's awesome. Damn. Right, we got to do it again later. I'll get it.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Think about this. You're about to have your wedding. You're planning it for a year. Yeah. Got all your best friends in the wedding. It's your super special day. And one of your friends goes, ooh, can't go the Adele concerts the same day. Hello.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Oh. Would you ditch your best friend's wedding for a concert from your favorite artist of all time? They've been friends for 30 years. 30 years. The wedding date was set almost three years earlier. There's no doubt. But when she was giving like really good Adele tickets, she was like, oh, got to go to the concert. And so she jumped.
Starting point is 00:50:47 It's me. So what would you do? Let's take it away from it being an Adele concert. Let's just say a really important event, like a sporting event, the Olympics, the whatever, something that's super important to you. Wow. Like if all the teen moms lunchbox were hanging out and you got to go just hanging out to all the teen moms. Or my wedding. Like it's one of the two.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Here's the thing. Yeah. It said it took three years to plan the wedding. What is taking so long? The odds are this wedding is not going to last if you're waiting three years to marry the person because you're scared. So I'm going to ditch the wedding because you will understand that something that important to me, the wedding is important to you. It's not important to the people that are going to the wedding. You're going to the wedding.
Starting point is 00:51:33 You're important to me. You're having friends for, well, okay, this is 30 years. I understand that. But I think going to a wedding is important for the two people getting married and maybe some family members. The friends are there just to party. And if you're a really true friend, you'll understand that I'm going to hang out with the teen moms. Amy.
Starting point is 00:51:51 No way. I'm going to the wedding. Okay. How about this? Okay. George Strait. Okay. It's playing down in New Browles.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Okay. Sounds tempting. Excuse me? Sounds tempting. Yeah. But what else? No, that's it. He's going to play an hour.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Down New Brambles. No. I'm going to the one. I love George Strait, but I'm going to the wedding. Down where he started at all. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. And you brought Green Hall.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Green Hall. He's going to go play it, Green Hall, Amy. Front row, your front row. It's not in front row. It's just you and three, you and a couple friends. That's it. He's going to play whatever songs. Oh, so now I'm going to take more friends away from the wedding.
Starting point is 00:52:27 I probably didn't invite them anyway. Oh, okay. They're probably your cool friends, but I don't know. No, I'm coming to your wedding. I appreciate that. No problem. Yeah. I'm on your side, too.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Yeah. The wedding's a big deal. But not for her. She wanted to see Adele. Hello. it's me You see that kid You got on top of water slide
Starting point is 00:52:45 They just opened this water slide He's 10 years old It was called the wave in California It's a three-story water slide And he fell off the very top of it Under the concrete Oh my gosh He's fine
Starting point is 00:52:58 Really? Like a cat? He's not seriously like a cat He had scratches on his back And I guess the park's called the wave The slide is called Emerald Plunge It's closed the slide now Because if you can just fall off of it
Starting point is 00:53:10 it like they need to do a better job making sure you can't go through a crack but he fell three stories landed and it's okay wow that's amazing that's so scary water slides are so overrated listen why take the amount of time it stands you take to stand in line there multiply it times 10 and if it's over that don't stand in line that long i don't know when i was a big brother in the big brother's program i stood in line at slutter bond for three and a half hours for 20 seconds what for the coax straws no for the big one oh with the slide oh the master blaster whatever it was. Like you're sliding on a tray? We're selling over three hours. And I was like, all right.
Starting point is 00:53:45 It was 20 seconds. It was the time the whole thing. I was like, ready to go. One, two, Mississippi. I was like, never again. I'm out. I'm glad this kid's okay. Talking about getting married and if someone, I think there was a girl. She went to an Adele concert over like her great friend's wedding. We were like, what would it take for you to like leave your great friend's wedding, not be in it? And Jenna is on. Hey Jenna. How are you?
Starting point is 00:54:10 I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. Do you have something you like to share with us? Yes, so one of like my really good friend, she's my best friend, she's an awesome girl, she's at her wedding this year for Saturday after Thanksgiving, which is the Iron Bowl. Alabama, Auburn. Yeah, I grew up in Alabama, big Alabama fan. Like my dad, we have a cookouts with a whole family, you know, and like half our family is divided and she asked me to be in her wedding and I was like, I'm so sorry, but if you're going to pick this day, I can't come.
Starting point is 00:54:45 And she was like, didn't understand. I'm like, you don't understand. Like, this is a big deal to us. This is like pretty much our church, you know? Yeah, I get it. And college football fans, get it. I will never, if I ever get married, it's not going to be on a Saturday
Starting point is 00:55:01 when the Razorbacks could possibly play. I'm talking about regular season, bowl games, national championship, whatever. It's just not going to happen. That's on a Monday anyway. I was in a wedding once because the bride's cousin backed out. So I got added to be in the wedding party because the cousin went to the Texas OU game. Like half their family didn't show up because it was Texas OU Saturday.
Starting point is 00:55:25 That's a big deal. There's a Razorback game and it's a big one. I'm probably not going to the wedding either. Don't put it on a Saturday during football season. It's wrong with people. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Melinda and Baton Rouge. Hello. Hey. Hey, I'm coming to Baton Rouge. Are you coming to my show? Well, and actually I work in the very next building to where you're coming. I didn't answer my question. Are you coming? I know.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Well, I wasn't planning on it, but, you know, I think I need to. Interesting, Melinda. My stand-up comedy tour will be in Baton Rouge. So, I hope, Melinda, I hope I see you there. Well, I will try my hardest. Okay, that's it. You're lying. But that's okay.
Starting point is 00:56:15 We all have the things to do. What would you like to say? What would you like to ask this morning? Well, I have a question. I need to know what y'all would do. So we had the Crossbrook concerts go on sale. So I went online, tried to get my tickets. Then it tells me concerts sold out.
Starting point is 00:56:33 And then it says, oh, wait a minute. We just added some more dates. So, of course, you know, you're all adrenaline pumping. You're not really paying attention to know what the date is and what's going on. So you just, okay, give them to me. well, I didn't pay attention, and it's my cousin's wedding. Oh. So, I know.
Starting point is 00:56:50 So now I've got these tickets, and I'm on Facebook going, does anybody want to swap days with me? They're a really good ticket. And it's Garth Brooks. So I don't know. What do y'all do? How close are you to this cousin? Very. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Okay. Easy, Garth. I mean, if it were anybody else. I saw it's a cousin. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Bobby, she just said they were close. I know.
Starting point is 00:57:18 And Garth Brooks. But how close are you really to your cousin? Close. You just are close. Well, this is down south, you know. I know, and I have double cousins. Speaking of down south, my cousins, we have the same. Listen, our family tree does not split.
Starting point is 00:57:32 It goes right down straight, so I get it. Garth Brooks is my favorite, but still I have to say go to your cousin's wedding. That's what I'm thinking. You have to go to you. And Garth Brooks is my favorite. my favorite and it's the best show I've ever seen. Oh, you're making it harder. I know.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Well, I'm still going to try my heart is to swap. I mean, he's got five other dates. Somebody else there's got to want to swap with me. Yeah, and maybe Garth's listening to the show right now and would call. Okay. What? Maybe he listens to the show. Hey, take her number in case Garth calls.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Listen. And I'm a flood victim, Garth. Come on. Hey, you can't play that. You can't do that because nobody will give you anything. I know, right? Like, yeah, you can't... I just messed it up.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Never mind. No, you didn't. You are... You're doing comedy. Yeah. You're making a joke. Listen, I can't promise you nothing. I can't promise you anything.
Starting point is 00:58:29 But I'll take your number and if somebody calls, then we'll call you back. All right. My tickets are on the 30th. I'm at day. Just relax. All right. Hey, Melinda, you have to go to the wedding. but if Garth happens to hear you, because Garth hears everything.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Garth's like an angel. You never know where he is. That's the one thing I learned about Garth Brooks. You never, never know. He is pretty incredible. Yeah. So, I'm going to take your number and just put you on hold. Who knows what happened, okay?
Starting point is 00:58:58 Awesome. Thank you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. There we go. Put that on hold. Let me go over to Mary Beth. Mary Beth.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Hey, how's it going? It's going really good. How are you doing? I'm good, pulling into work. So you went to the Eric Church show? Yes, it was awesome. Which show? Friday night, where they broke the record, or Saturday night where they broke the record after the Friday night record? Saturday night.
Starting point is 00:59:25 He played after midnight. It's crazy. Yeah, when you were like moved by, was it like an experience that you'll never forget? It was, but I was distracted by something. What would happen? I saw lunchbox. Yeah? And he looked so bored. wasn't partying, wasn't drinking.
Starting point is 00:59:44 I was like, what's the deal? I thought that he would be, you know, partying. That's not the lunchbox I know, huh? I know. I don't know what you saw. We were there. We partied beforehand. We partied there.
Starting point is 00:59:57 We had some drinks. And we had a great time. We went to the bars afterwards. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know what she saw. I wasn't bored at all. I didn't sit down the whole concert. It was incredible.
Starting point is 01:00:09 That place was. Rocking. Yeah, and if you don't think he was playing four hours a little bit to flick his nose of people who don't put him at the the entertainer of the year table, you're crazy. Here's the thing about entertainer of the year is that it's nobody's just going to win it, right? It's like playing poker. Your goal isn't to win a poker tournament. I used to go to faguer playing turnips all the time.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Nope, it's to be at the final table because you never know what's going to happen. Oh. You just don't know. So your goal is, I want to get to the final table. Because once you're there, it's like getting to the World Series. or getting to the champion. Anything can happen once you're there. Getting to the tournament.
Starting point is 01:00:44 You just want to get in that category because you never know how the votes are going to end up once you're in that final category. Okay. So all church wants to do is get in that category. And you don't think you played on midnight to be like, you guys aren't putting me in the entertainment of your category?
Starting point is 01:00:56 Like, watch this. I just set a record two nights in a row. I'm playing for four hours. I didn't have an opener. Screw you in the Nashville establishment. Huh. You don't think... And I'm not saying he should win entertainer of the year.
Starting point is 01:01:10 Because there isn't just like a definite, there isn't. My pick would be Carrie Underwood for this year. Yeah. But if church wins it, I mean, I get it. Urban wins it, I get it. Luke wins it, I get it. But it's just getting that final table. And so, yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 01:01:27 He's like, I'll show you guys. You guys don't pick me for any awards? Cool. Hug on this. 47 songs later. He's like, nobody else can. And I don't even know what you like, I'm just saying. So what constitutes the entertainment.
Starting point is 01:01:40 of the year? Is it who puts on the best concert? There is no real rule. It's just... That's what it's called and you pick your criteria. Yep, that's it. Who's the entertainer of the year? Because, man, 42 songs later, that was pretty entertaining. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:52 So, it was... Yeah, it was rocking, man. After midnight, no opener. What's this guy got to do? Huh? It's amazing. Is he got a flight of the moon and play a show? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:01 He'll do it. It's Eric Church here from... Calling it from the moon. One small step for man. Give me back my hometown. Coming back down. boys. Still not nominated.
Starting point is 01:02:12 What does this guy got to do? Hey, Melinda from Baton Rouge. Yes. Are you still there? I am. Have they got your number yet? No, not yet. We're still going to get our number in case a little angel calls.
Starting point is 01:02:24 There's no, no, no angels called or anything, but I saw you still sitting in the hole. Hey, I'm hoping. Hold on a minute. You going to play a game? Yeah. All right. Let's play the game. You can either choose $20 in cash.
Starting point is 01:02:40 20 seconds, talk about whatever you want on the radio, or the mystery prize. Which one do you want? You get $20, 20 seconds, talk about whatever on the radio, or the mystery prize. Which one will it be? I'm going to go with door number three. The mystery prize. Oh, wow. Okay, pressing her luck over there.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Ray, what's the mystery prize? It is. Tell me something good T-shirt and a copy of Chris Stapleton's latest CD from a room. All this courtesy of things laying around the studio. Back to you, Bobby. Thank you very much. That's funny. That's a good one. It's a pretty good prize. Tell me something good T-shirt. And Chris Ableton's CD. Dang. Eddie got a note on Facebook that said he looks like the Latin Bradley Cooper and I won't stop talking about it. How cool is that? I mean. And then I looked in the mirror and I was like,
Starting point is 01:03:37 gosh, he's kind of right. I do. Okay. What do you guys think? I don't know. I don't see it, but... Nothing at all. Like, just picture me the Latin version, though. Of Bradley Cooper? I'm Bradley Cooper. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 01:03:51 I'm picturing it. Yeah, I don't think that's you, buddy. From the hangover. Okay, hold on. Yeah, no. No, nothing? No. What are you doing on Facebook anyway?
Starting point is 01:04:00 That's a rough part down, man. Oh, I like patrolling the area, just checking them out. You do? Yeah, just with a window roll down. I went over to our Facebook page and posted a story about the Tennessee End did about your adoption. Oh, well, that is nice of you. Yeah, and it got like hundreds, hundreds of shares. It did?
Starting point is 01:04:17 Yeah, it was a really good story. I thought it was a really good story. I haven't been over there. And so I just went and posted it and then ran away. Post it real quick. Yeah, yeah, read those roads. Dude, if I get off our show's Facebook page, I get into a fight. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:31 So I went and posted it, and you know when I posted it, and you know when I posted it, that sign at BB. Okay. Otherwise, it's not a, you know, who, yeah. And so I was like, this is a great story about it, BB, give him out. I hit the excellent guy down, man. You got out of town, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:44 So I thought this story was really good, and you were in Haiti with your kids. You have a bracelet on, I see today. Yeah, I do. Isn't it so cute? It says, I love you, Mom, and then it says my daughter's name, and it has little hearts on it, too. She made it for me. She gave it to me right when I got there. So what's the latest in the adoption soap opera?
Starting point is 01:05:03 Man, I just, I don't know. Our agency is giving us another timeline, but then the U.S. Embassy is giving us a different one. So my husband and I are just taking a step back, trying not to get too excited about any timeline that we hear. I'm not really doing a kid tracker right now. Why not? I love the kid tracker. I kind of loved the kid tracker too. And it was your idea. To be fair, to make y'all's at me for everything, but sometimes other people on the show have ideas. Because it's exciting to count down. We've been waiting for them to come home for so long that it's like a kid tracker. That's fun. But we're no kid tracker. And then I think, I mean, while it was so great to see them this weekend,
Starting point is 01:05:39 it's also so hard. I mean, not just on us, but on them. I can only imagine. I mean, I know them so well that I can see it and I see it in their demeanor. And I know it's messing with them. So I feel like it's selfish for my husband and I to go down there and visit them. While I want to look them in the eyes and be like, we're coming for you soon, when I can't give them an answer and they're asking me when and I can't.
Starting point is 01:06:03 It's hard. So I don't know that we'll go down there for quick visits anymore until, I mean, my husband and I, on the flight back. He's like, I think that's our last trip there until we get the call that it's time to go pick them up. And I just, I don't know that I could go the whole summer knowing if we've got time off or vacation from the show. Like I couldn't imagine not
Starting point is 01:06:21 going to spend it with them, but he's like, I just don't think it's healthy for them. Wow. I know. It was like a husband putting his foot down moment because he knows that I would fly down there like, you know, if we have vacation coming up this summer, I'd be like, okay, going to Haiti, I guess.
Starting point is 01:06:37 But he's right. He's right. It's hard on them and it's not fair. Your son's turtle shell backpack was awesome. He loves that. I'll tell you, the first time I've ever looked at it and actually felt like, wow, because it feels real now. I used to, I keep myself at arms just like, I can't get, because I don't know. But I was watching this weekend and I was like, man, I'm so, I just made me feel good for you and selfishly for me. And it was just like, man, I can't wait to have these kids over here. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be awesome. They're cool.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Yeah, they look cool. They look like they're fun. I just I'm just ready for you to have them. Oh, I went to Chris Rock. It's really good. Yeah, we all had an eventful weekends. You had the most eventful. You went to another country.
Starting point is 01:07:21 Yeah. I drove four hours. You went to Atlanta. Yeah, I drove four hours down the road. Not even that far. And so went to the Fox Theater, which also about 5,000 people. I guess it's a monster theater. And we had really good seats, right?
Starting point is 01:07:35 And so we're, I mean, he spit on me a couple of times. That's how close he was? Yeah, we were right there because he was popping his peas He'd be like, pop peas, pop peas! And it spit what came out I landed on me a couple. That's how close we were.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Wow. Really good seats. And had to buy him off the stub hub. I didn't get him given to me. I was sitting up until you sit next to Webster from the old TV show. Yeah, super cool. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:07:59 Yeah. So cool. He's like 43 or something. Oh, wow, yeah. He's pretty old, huh? Do people still go up to him and be like, hey, Webster? I don't know they call him.
Starting point is 01:08:07 Emmanuel Lewis is his name, but that's right. People went up to him. What's he doing? I don't know. I didn't ask him. He was in a suit. He was sitting right.
Starting point is 01:08:13 It means like four foot three. I looked it up. Really? Yeah, he never grew. Yeah. So I laughed really hard. So hard my stomach was hurting because he did two hours basically. And it's funny, man.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Reinspired. Nope. I really wasn't and I expected to be. Really? Yep. I thought it'd be like a research trip for you. Yeah. I wanted it to.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Yeah, you can write those tickets off. No. I don't write. No, I'm not much of course. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. I mean, I was inspired in that he was just so good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:45 But there are times where I'll see things that be like, like I'll watch old Steve Martin stuff or I'll read a book. This David Letterman book that I'm reading now. Like, I get re-inspired creatively. With him, I was like, this is just so good. But it wasn't like, oh, there's a new way to make the will roll forward. Okay. So, I mean, yeah. I just had a really good time.
Starting point is 01:09:10 Plus, I picture y'all's comedy being a little bit different. Yeah, but everybody has their own style. Yeah. I think, too, about Chris Rock is that, well, I'll say first, they take your phones, they put them in these little packs, and they give you the pack, and it takes, like, an ink tag, like at the store. Uh-huh. When you go to store and take your shirt through and they have to use the magnet to get the ink tag off,
Starting point is 01:09:27 they do that to your phone, so you can't take it out during the show. No recording. No phones. Comedy's different than a concert. You go to a concert, if you want to hear your face. Let's say you go watch Kipmore play, right? And you want to hear beer money. You can listen to that song 30 times.
Starting point is 01:09:44 You can see it 10 times at a show and it's still awesome. Actually, you like it more, the more you hear it. With a joke, once you're at once, it's over. Yeah. So you don't want anything to get a gal. So you have your phones in a case. Wow. And you lock it up.
Starting point is 01:09:56 And then you have them. You just hold them. So on the way out, they unlock everybody? Yeah. You walk to the lobby and you go, poop, and they un-magnetize it. Wow, they do that to 5,000 people? Yep. They do that at the 5,000 people.
Starting point is 01:10:07 And they say, if we see a single cell phone in the place, you're out. Like, boop. See ya. Yeah. But it was really good. That's awesome. I can't wait for the special and see what makes it. Because he's just working material to see what makes it special.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Yeah. Did you feel like you had to be so that, because you gauge by the audience's laughter. Like you being a stand-up comic, you know. So, like, because you've been in hit, you've been in his shoes, did you feel like you would laugh? Like, base your laughs, like try to. give him more laughter if he needed it or less? He didn't need it. He's the greatest.
Starting point is 01:10:41 In my mind, he's the greatest of my, like, watching. Yeah. Like, my consumption. Chris Rock's the greatest of my generation. It just made me think you're curious what makes it. So it's like you help him with his barometer. No, he didn't even mean. He did reach down and give me five after.
Starting point is 01:10:56 I was the first one he gave five through. Yeah, yeah. Why? Because I don't know, because I reached up to give him five. That's a boy. Yeah, I'm telling you, he looks like he's 30 years old. Yeah, he's age as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:05 It's so good. That's cool. Yeah. And I don't know. I guess he thought I was digging it. So I gave me five. I was like, that's what I'm talking about, buddy.
Starting point is 01:11:12 Did you heckle it all? No, nobody heckled. You can't heckle Chris. No, he's like the greatest. You know I really heckled that? Our producer Morgan sits in the glass room and she was asking me about my girlfriend. My girlfriend has a show at the Bluebird, the legendary Bluebird Cafe tonight. It's awesome.
Starting point is 01:11:29 Yeah, it is an awesome place to be and to play. If you ever come to town, it's almost impossible to get into because it's small. But it's like we're all. the songwriters play. So what's your question? Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead. Are you going? It's a late show, but it's here in town. So what's the protocol when she plays here? She's playing a nine. No, I'm not going. I'm not out of your mind. I think in the first couple of months of dating, probably like, I come. Are you kidding? We're like a 10 and 11 months now. And she gets that, right? But I mean, it is the Bluebird. My first Bluebird show that I played,
Starting point is 01:12:07 No, I've only played there once. My only Bluebird show that played. She played with me. I've seen her play at the Bluebird. I'm good. But you had to be there too. I'm not going. It's 9 o'clock.
Starting point is 01:12:18 I got a show to do. She has her career. And you have yours. And I have mine. And I've got to be in good shape for the show. You don't like that, Anthony Morgan? Well, what if you had a show in Nashville? Would she go?
Starting point is 01:12:28 Yes. Well, she stays up late, though. What if you had a show at 4 a.m.? She'd probably get up and... Make you breakfast. come. Wow. It's different.
Starting point is 01:12:41 Yeah. I mean, I get it. It's different because she's way more selfless than I am. That's why it's different. Has this, did she ask if you were going to come or did she just assume you're not going to? Or did you say anything? I am on a rigorous sleep schedule. I must be in bed by X time.
Starting point is 01:12:56 But I mean, but you stay of late to watch hockey games. That's different. Why? Because that's only a few times a year. And he can't be expected to go to everything she does. I don't know why I'm with this dude. backing me up. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:10 Like, does she come sit here every morning when she's in town? No. Nope. Well, that would be every, she doesn't play the bluebird every night either. Still every time thing. I'm a deal lunchbox. I don't see her on the couch. Yep, I don't see her. Okay. But now with Morgan, all seriousness, no. I'm not going. Thank you. By the way, Morgan, we were talking, I guess, Friday after the show, and she was going to a party, like a party this weekend, three-day weekend party, Saturday, Sunday, whatever.
Starting point is 01:13:34 and she was like, they're doing beer bongs. And she had never done a beer bong before. Now, I'm not the one to talk to about that because I've never drank beer before. Yeah. But were they beer bonging? I saw some teens funneling beers and I've never done that before. Did you hear what she said? I saw some teens doing some beer bonging.
Starting point is 01:13:56 Wait, what party was she at? What kind of party were you at? Yeah, where did you see these teens funneling beer? We were on the boat on the lake. So it was like a bunch of boats like tied up together. And some college kids were just funneling and shotgun and beers. I was like, dang, I looked over at my boyfriend. I was like, I never did that in college.
Starting point is 01:14:13 He was like, girl, what? You never did that? So are we doing it tomorrow on the show? Of course. Oh, wow. We got to go buy one. Beer bong. Like lunchbox and Ray?
Starting point is 01:14:24 No. You. Me? You've never done it. Oh, okay. That'll be awesome. It's easy. Ray yells from the room.
Starting point is 01:14:33 Ray doesn't respond to anything ever And Ray looks up and goes That'd be awesome Huh All right Well but you can't like drive or anything Afterward Right so maybe it's not a great idea
Starting point is 01:14:43 Maybe I shouldn't do it Huh Let's think about this I mean We've got plenty of people here That can give her ride I can give her red She's work to do
Starting point is 01:14:52 And I have conference calls tomorrow After the show Stop Maybe Let me think Let's think about this Let me think about it for a while I think you got something
Starting point is 01:15:00 though Look at my sleeve Let me look at Let's leave here. All right, what's in your pile over there? Oh, well, Bill Cosby reportedly is worried that someone's going to poison his food or drink. Okay, I saw this. He's worried that someone's going to put something in his drink, right?
Starting point is 01:15:17 Yeah. Here's where my grandma you said to me. What? Just in talking about relationships with humans. She's like, if you ever meet somebody that just doesn't trust you, that means don't trust them. Because they're doing things in their life that's dirty, so they think everybody else is doing it too. Okay. So when I read that story, I'm like, I wonder why he thinks that.
Starting point is 01:15:36 Yeah, apparently he's taking all of his own meals and bottled water to hit the hearings. Yeah. And he thinks that probably, because he probably did something. Psychologically, right there. Listen, my grandma have more knowledge than I think I'll ever have. Yeah. She would say, if somebody could accuse you being a liar, it's probably because they're a liar. Like if they're just dying, you're not in a liar.
Starting point is 01:16:00 They're probably a liar. Oh. So, because if your husband said, you're cheating, you're cheating on me. Yeah. You're cheating on me. And you're not? Stop yelling that at me. He's probably the one cheating.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Oh. Dang. Yeah. Rest and peace with my grandma, but she would draw some knowledge like that. Your grandma had knowledge for sure. What else you got? While Tiger Woods was arrested on suspicion of a DUI. I saw this.
Starting point is 01:16:20 And so I saw it play out because it's like Tiger Woods, DUI. Then it was Tiger Woods because he said no to the breathalizer. Yes. Just to be fair, every attorney says don't take. take a breathalyzer, period. They're like, don't, drinking or not, don't take the breathalizer. Well, the cops said he smelled alcohol. Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:37 So Tiger, like, no, prescription meds, didn't know. My thing is this, if I had that much money, I wouldn't touch a doorknob, much less drive. Mm-hmm. Why is he driving his own car? Yeah. I don't know. Like, he looked a little rough in his mugshot. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:53 You have that much money? Sober or not drinky? People are carrying me with a feather. Like, put me on your little thing and carry it. me down the room and wave a feather of feed me grapes. Taxi got $100 million. What's he doing driving his own car at night? So, and by the way, if you get pulled up for DUI, 30 days in jail, just go.
Starting point is 01:17:14 Yeah, well, he's already my rule. He's out. Yeah, he's out. He spent a few hours. He got out quick. Real quick. Yeah, you know, and he has really good attorneys and he didn't blow the breathalizer, so it's also, what if it really was prescription medicine?
Starting point is 01:17:29 Like, do we really live in the country where it's, innocent until proven guilty? Because if so, it's, okay, well, maybe it was, and we'll see what happens. Well, but there's even certain meds you're not supposed to drive on. Yeah, I don't know what the medicine is. But again, I don't know what the medicine is. He said it was an unexpected reaction to a mixture of meds. Yeah, an unexpected reaction to him out driving.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Well, I didn't expect this reaction to get pulled over and go to jail. How else you got? Do you know Jamie Fox's name isn't Jamie Fox? Yeah. You did? I did know. Where did that come from? It's a headline this way.
Starting point is 01:17:59 What is it? Because people are shocked by it. I've always known his name was this. Really? Yeah. David Fox is like from West Texas. Yeah. His name is Eric Bishop.
Starting point is 01:18:08 Wow. That's nothing like Jamie Fox. It's like John Legend. It's like Bobby Bones. By the way, look at me. Yeah, that's true. Let me have our name. What's John Legend?
Starting point is 01:18:18 What? No. Stop it. Man. Yeah, stop. What is it? I don't know. It's like John Leguizamo or something.
Starting point is 01:18:25 No. Seriously? What else you got, Amy? House of Cards Review because it's out today. Frank Underwood is, quote, more corrupt and less subtle than ever before. Season 5, right? Yeah, season 5. I like House of Cards a lot.
Starting point is 01:18:41 It's interesting to see how twisty they can take this thing because real life's pretty twisty right now. Exactly. We used to watch House of Cards and be like, that's so insane. That could never happen. Now we're like, I wonder if that's already happened. Let me go to CNN in real quick. Boy, I can't even, I don't even, I can't even watch the news anymore, Not even because it's so negative, but because I just don't, I don't, it's like if I watch MSNBC, it's way to the left.
Starting point is 01:19:04 If I watch Fox News, it's way to the right. And CNN's even to the left a little bit. So it's like you have to kind of decipher where things are coming from. Mostly now, you know what I do it by? The journalist. Uh-huh. Like, I know certain journalists are just, I can trust them more than others. It's not about a network.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Like, regardless of what they. Regardless. Right. I've seen Jake Tapper go after Democrats and Republicans and just, roast on both. Like, I like that, dude. I like Shepard Smith, too, most of the time. I'll have to start studying the journalist then,
Starting point is 01:19:33 because what we do at our house, they'll have CNN on one TV, and Fox News on the other, and then we'll bounce back and forth, and then just fall somewhere in the middle. It really does. It's like, oh, take what they said and take what they said,
Starting point is 01:19:43 and then it's probably something in the middle. What else you got? Well, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor are splitting after 17 years of marriage. I know. I don't even know them, and I was like, Oh, Miss. Zoolander, no.
Starting point is 01:19:56 They were in that. together way back in 2001. That's pretty much when they all started. 17 years together. Yeah, I kind of was like, man, if they can't make it, nobody can. But then I'm like, I don't even know them. At all. They're not even one of, like, the Hollywood couples that's like always in the news or anything. It's like, man, I guess there's no hope if they can't make it.
Starting point is 01:20:12 I never met. I'm the one of my entire life, but I was feeling like that. I wonder if listeners, never mind. Go ahead. I was thinking, you wonder if listeners will feel that way if you and Lindsay don't make it. If they can't make it? Yeah, but you know, I give more of my life out here. than Ben Stiller. What's, you know, it's a different
Starting point is 01:20:29 He's an actor. I'm real life. I'm the real deal, yeah? Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This show. I have a game. I get a caller on to play the game.
Starting point is 01:20:48 If you want to hop on, I won't tell you the game because you can look it up. But I'll let you play against Amy. 877-77-Bobby. Somebody hop on. 877-77-Bobby. A couple things to talk about.
Starting point is 01:21:03 First of all, here is, you see that kid that got most likely to be a terrorist award? Yes, what's wrong with people? What's wrong with these teachers? I don't know. And it's only like a 0.001%. But they give out these awards. Did you see the other one? What was the other one?
Starting point is 01:21:19 Most likely to blend in with white people. Oh, my goodness. The teacher's been suspended. So weird. Here's the mom of the kid. It's supposed to be a child. joke. Was it a joke to you? No. Being a teacher, giving it to a 13-year-old,
Starting point is 01:21:38 I mean, how she's going to feel when she was grow up late on? And then to get this kind of reward, it bothers me a lot. I just try to go, let me take a layer back and go, okay, what was in the mind of this teacher? Because it's a kid
Starting point is 01:21:54 and you're a teacher. You are held to a different you are. You're different. You're a teacher. it's like a police officer it's like a doctor like teachers to me are that important yes
Starting point is 01:22:07 and to go we're gonna give with these funny it was a teacher excuse we do these funny awards okay we'll give a you know funniest shoes I don't even know
Starting point is 01:22:18 maybe you don't do the funny awards where you make fun of people maybe you leave the roasting to Comedy Central yeah those are kids maybe the fifth grade roast isn't the thing next up Jimmy
Starting point is 01:22:29 Jimmy come on up here. Sweet shorts, Jimmy. Everyone laughs. It's all the teachers. Yeah. Nice mustache. Ugh. I just, I don't know. Leave the roasting to the pros. And not a kid's. I like this clip. This guy was proposing in a hot air balloon romantically. No, yeah. And the hot air balloon crashed to a tree. Oh, no. He can't control it? What? Oh, no. Oh, no. Nope. What a mess.
Starting point is 01:23:08 Gary. That's amazing. I mean, you remember that forever, right? I think she said yes. Oh, good. Holy cow. Oh, no. Oh, we're down. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:23:20 Hold on. Nope. Hold on. Hold on. The guy's proposal and dude drives my door tree. Boom. Oh. Whoops. Yeah, hey, let's go over to Tiffany. Hi, Tiffany. Hey. Thank you for listening. How are you?
Starting point is 01:23:33 I'm great. How are you? I'm really good. You at work already? No, I'm driving, actually. Yeah, you get to get to work late? Uh, yeah, a little bit. Man, I wish I had your job. I have to, I know. I wake up at three in the morning.
Starting point is 01:23:45 When do you wake up? I'm sorry. Uh, seven, 30s. Oh, it sounds like a vacation. You've already had half a day's work. I'm, I mean, I've been at for, let's see, four. I got another hour left. Yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 01:23:57 Who cares about me? I got a game for you, though, Tiffany. Okay. All right, we're going to play, name that reality TV show host, okay? Oh, gosh. You're going to play against Amy. You're going to take turns. Listen, I am going to be sure.
Starting point is 01:24:09 struggling. I'll give you the show. You give me the host. Okay. Okay. All right. I want a lot of TV, so. Okay, but Amy doesn't watch how much TV like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good. Here's the reason why. Fear Factor's back on MTV tonight. Yeah. Joe Rogan's not hosting it ludicrous is. Oh. Okay. That's where the inspiration of the game came from. I know what Joe Rogan looks like,
Starting point is 01:24:35 but I would not have known his name. Good thing. It's not a question. Good thing. All right, you're on first, Tiffany. Are you ready? Yes. Who hosts The Voice? Um, oh my God, I see them every day on the Today show. Yep. So, yeah, I suck at this. Three seconds.
Starting point is 01:24:57 Carson Daily. Carson Daily. Oh, I'm going there. You don't throw it over to me? I don't. Okay. Amy. I would have known that one.
Starting point is 01:25:03 Lipsink Battle. Chrissy Tegan. No, L.O. Cool J is the host. Oh, shoot. How about this? I would have said the same thing. Tiffany, how about dancing with the stars? I don't know his name.
Starting point is 01:25:20 I don't know. I don't know. Tom Bergeron. Oh, I was going to say Ron. Oh, sorry. Amy, Project Runway. Heidi Klum. Correct.
Starting point is 01:25:33 All right, you need to get this, Tiffany. Survivor. In that Jeff Proster. I'll accept it. Yes, Amy, for the win. If you get this, you win. Okay. So you think you can dance.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Jennifer Lopez. No, Cat Deely. All right. Tiffany, coming down to this. If you get this, you win, okay? Okay. The Bachelor. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:26:08 Yeah, I'm drawing a blank on all names. I'm so sorry. The Bachelor. Come on. I know. I don't watch it, though. The Bachelor. The most dramatic roast ceremony of all times.
Starting point is 01:26:20 Ever. It's coming up after the break. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Come on getting a hint. No. Give a hint. The answer was Chris Harrison.
Starting point is 01:26:28 We'll let you play the bonus game. So you get three choices here for prizes, okay? Are you ready? You ready to play this? Okay. It's a mystery game. You can either have $20 in cold hard cash. Or 20 seconds.
Starting point is 01:26:43 Talk about whatever you want on the radio. Or say it with me, the mystery prize. Now say it again. Do you want $20, 20 seconds, or the... the mystery prize. I'll go for the mystery prize. She wants a mystery prize. All right.
Starting point is 01:27:02 Let's go over to our buddy, Ray. Ray, what's the mystery prize? Please let her know. You just won a half-use Sharpie used in the studio by none other than Lunchbox, provided by Lunchbox's dirty area in the radio station. Back to you, Bobby. Thank you, Ray.
Starting point is 01:27:17 Wow. A half-use Sharpie from Lunchbox. Man. These mystery prizes really vary. Yeah. Like a lot. That's a bad one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:28 To some. She didn't win the game, though. Tiffany, thank you for playing. Wah, wah. I hope you check out the podcast of this show. You can hear my girlfriend throw me under the bus. Or build me a house on Front Street. Whichever one you prefer.
Starting point is 01:27:48 It happened on the show earlier. Okay. Would you agree? A little bit. Yeah, you can listen to the podcast. Search, Bobby Bones show on demand on IHart Radio or Bobby Bohn show on iTunes. But it was awesome.
Starting point is 01:28:00 I mean, I agree with it. And I don't think she was like, really, she was just being honest. I agree. All I ever wants honesty. Yes. Even if it's uncomfortable. Right. It was awesome.
Starting point is 01:28:09 Yeah, it was. So that happened. Tonight, Carly Pierce stops by my house and we'll do a Bobby cast. She has the song, Every Little Thing. Oh, I remember every little thing. So that would be happening. and search Bobbycast on iHeartRadio or iTunes subscribe we'll see you guys on wednesday it's crazy tomorrow's Wednesday i think everybody's going to feel a day off yeah so thanks for listening
Starting point is 01:28:34 and thanks for being a part of the show and i appreciate you let's go bobby bones the bobby bone show the disneyland resort is everything we came to play the calli way felt like i was in the roundup game with woody at picks up here have you been holding out on us no just showing you where the real hollywood stars are like Tiana's Bayou Adventure. Oh, there's jazz, right? And a drop. You'll see. Grab a Mickey Pretel on the way. Girl, you'll read in my mind.
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