The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Girlfriend Casts A Music Video Boyfriend & New Artist Adam Craig In Studio
Episode Date: June 1, 2017Lindsay Ell casts boyfriend role for her new music video, new artist Adam Craig in studio and Ray takes the 'Bare Bones' book test Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork....comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
I do think if someone's feelings get hurt, we should address it right off on the show.
Just get it out of the way because it's the best to go ahead and pop the pimple.
instead of letting they just get grodier.
Is that how we were putting it?
Yeah, pop pimple.
And I think the pimple needs to be pop
because our producer Raymond, our audio producer,
when the show starts every morning,
he's standing right beside me.
And then he walks back to us a glass room
as the show goes.
But when it starts, he makes sure we're all ready to go on the year.
Ray's, hello, Ray's standing right beside me.
Ray's feelings are hurt, and you all hurt them.
What?
All of you hurt.
Ray, tell them what they did.
So anyways, I got Just for Men at the store.
It makes your beard darker.
because my beard was going a little reddish
and so it toned a little darker brown.
Not one person noticed.
Not one of you guys,
and this isn't the first time you guys have done that.
Years ago, I dyed my hair brown
and not one person noticed.
So I just think, can we look at each other
and notice things and give compliments?
Yeah, you guys.
All I'm saying is if it would have happened to Amy
and she would have come in with a new hair color
and we wouldn't have noticed, she'd have been upset.
Well, actually, last Friday,
I got my hair highlighted a little bit lighter
and nobody has said anything.
Oh, who else's the feelings are hurt?
I cut my hair and went darker
and nobody said anything.
Ah!
Let me say this.
Rude, I'm sorry, Noda.
First of all, let me just say this,
for the record.
What?
Let the record show.
I'm colorblind.
All colors to me are basically the same.
To dark colors, not light colors.
If you ever dye your hair
like from green to brown, I'll notice.
Okay.
But anything in that look.
So you should be, all,
you should be able to everybody except me.
Well, and Morgan two days ago,
said, I didn't even know you had a beard.
I've had it for two months.
Like, she doesn't look at me?
It does.
It is, your beard's looking really nice.
It doesn't match your hair color anymore.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
Now that we notice, it doesn't think.
Like your beard and your hair are totally different.
She never brought that up, buddy.
Bobby, you look great.
I'm good.
Oh, I can tell you got some laser hair removal.
It looks good.
I've had it.
Yeah, I can tell.
You did it make stuff up.
Where did you get it removed?
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Good morning to you.
Yesterday we saw Chris Ableton put three weeks of his touring off.
And I honestly did not know what happened.
And a lot of times I would kind of know.
But I was like, whoa.
Like what?
And so it was one of those where if someone postponed
three weeks of shows, I don't even want to reach out and be like, are you okay?
Yeah.
I was thinking, oh no, like what in the world is?
Is there something family related or what's the deal?
The headline is Chris Stapleton postpone's tour dates,
cancel CMA Fest performance due to hand injury.
I don't know how bad it is.
I'm glad it was nothing, like, I don't know how bad a hand injury is,
but I'm just glad it was nothing like family or personal,
because that's where my head went when it was three weeks.
So here's the story.
Ray, give me a little bit of that broken halos, please.
Chris Ableton
Has postponed three weeks
As well as the
Performance at CMA Fest
He suffered a hand injury
Necessitating a change in the schedule
They had no additional comment
They postponed shows in California, West Virginia, and Ohio
But they tell people to hold your tickets
Yep
And I wonder, because Chris is such an artist
Meaning in every word
Like
I guess he just doesn't want to get there and sing
Right
That's what I was thinking of like
I wonder if he just got there
I guess he's so pure, and it doesn't surprise me, and true to, like, the craft that he wants to go up there and sing and play and do what he does.
Yeah.
That would be my feelings on this.
I don't know anymore.
I wish I did.
Do you guys see the Foo Fighters video?
So awesome.
Eddie, you saw it?
I did.
You tweeted it and I saw it.
It was so good, man.
Like, that's the one where the power went out, right?
They're playing this thing called bottle rock, right?
And they're playing it.
And 10 o'clock hits and the power goes down.
So they jerk the power, boom, everything shuts off.
The Foofiders keep playing acoustic.
for 20,000 people.
And you can't really hear it except the people in the very front and they start to sing the
words in the middle people.
And by the end of it, the whole crowd is singing the words.
Wow.
It's total rock star.
It's something the raging idiots would do.
Oh, totally.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Except we wouldn't afford power to begin with.
Right.
We played the whole thing.
Welcome to Thursday.
And it's about positivity right now.
Tell me something good.
It's always about bringing some good news to the show.
Tell me something good.
Kind of a kidney kick right now because I'm fascinated with it.
I'm fascinated with it.
Like, what a selfless thing to do.
kids know teachers there to help them
but this Iowa teacher was like
I got you Nancy Bluer
is four-year-old Camden's preschool teacher
and the little boy said something about his dad
being on dialysis she was like let me see
what huh so she went and got tested and she's
only kidding to the kid's dad
wow how about that
awesome wow I just told you something good
drop the paper yeah you did
Amy you're up well shout out to nurse Stephanie T
who is making little tiny superhero
capes for babies in
the NICU unit. She is a nurse there, so she sees tons of babies in and out, and she said the little capes that she makes, represents how strong the babies are and what they fight through.
They are little superheroes. So she makes them and surprises the families. So they come in to check on their baby in the little NICU unit, and they see their little baby as a tiny cape.
That's awesome. That's awesome. Lunchbox.
Katie Murphy is 14 years old. She's an eighth grade, and they're learning all about strokes in her science class.
And she's like, man, this is never going to be in my life. Why am I doing this?
this teacher puts on a video so she watches the video a week later she's at her house
and her mom's having a stroke and she goes I saw this in science class oh my goodness calls
911 saves her mom's life wow so what did you learn there pay attention in science class did you
pay attention no science was my least favorite subject yeah yeah same that's a good story I saw that
too I was crazy yesterday's show yesterday's show was talking about how some people in the office
were calling me Beyonce Bobby
because I was like, I don't like that image
and I had them take it down.
But what it was was,
I'm really self-conscious about my teeth
and I got to go to the dentist
and get a couple of them fixed.
After years and years,
I just being ashamed of my teeth.
And so I was like,
I just don't feel comfortable.
Will you please switch the picture out?
And they were like, okay, Beyonce Bobby.
And so everybody had different thoughts about it.
Kevin's on in Ohio.
Kevin, what did you think about this?
Well, I'm in the same boat as you are, you know?
Like, my teeth are messed up
and I don't like things
taking to me
and I don't like
to smile in front of people
so I don't think
to be in a beautiful at all.
I appreciate that.
I was just like,
man,
you don't even know.
Like, I may ask the question
for you.
Yeah.
By the way, Kevin,
hey, thank you for the call.
I appreciate you, buddy.
I appreciate you,
buddy.
Thank you.
If, let's say,
you lost a bunch of weight.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it be the same thing?
Perfect example.
Yeah, totally.
There's stuff,
if you have new images,
that's not Beyonce.
I still feel bad.
I'm sad they said that to you.
You tell us who it is.
We'll take care of them.
That's what I like to hear.
Now this is a team.
I've been waiting for that my whole life.
For someone they go, you tell me I'll take care of it.
But they directly affect us working here?
Huh?
Like, they're like bossy.
No, you're just taking care of it.
No problem.
I don't care of it.
I'll swim with the fishies when she's done.
Bobby Bones, y'all.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Story up the day.
This story comes to us from New York.
A guy that works at the local prison,
got off work, headed to the local bar
to get a drink.
So he's sitting there, gets a drink.
drink, there's a girl, he's like, how can I impress
this girl? He's like, oh, you know
what, I work at the jail, let me show you my gun.
So he's showing her the gun. Oh, no.
Oh, boom! Shoots himself.
Oh, no.
And shoots her. Oh, no.
Yeah. And they were both
okay, but they had to be taken to the hospital, but
yeah, I don't know if he got her number
or what, but the bar guy
said, he comes here all the time, he's a regular.
Just a bad accident.
Dang.
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Rhonda in Virginia
Thank you for calling
What's going on?
Well, I have a question for you
Yes, I'd like to answer it
If I can
How is coming off your anxiety medicine doing
I'm trying to do the same thing right now
And just curious
Very slow
Like at one point
I got all the way off of it
And I got really sick
Like super withdrawals
And so for me, just if anyone's new to the show, like I've been diagnosed PTSD, like as far as, yeah, I've had a few incidents, some guns pulled on me, some stuff like that.
But I'd have nightmares all the time every night, no sleep, no sleep.
So finally I start taking anxiety medicine because I get this super strong heartbeat in my neck where I can't even focus on things.
And I've been on anxiety medicine for the last couple of years and I want to get off of it, but I'm slowly scaling back.
and so I'm probably from six months ago
taking daily about half of what I was six months ago
but it's a slow process for me
for me it's a complete marathon because
like my doctor says they make medicine for a reason
and you have to decide if that's the reason or not you want to take it
and so that's me Rhonda what's your story
are you good or how's that going?
I'm about where you are about half where I love
just take it slow no need to rush anything
and you'll find a happy spot
which is what I've kind of found.
I just don't like to be reliant on things like medicine,
but I need it.
Yeah.
So I don't think I'm ever going to get all the way off of it.
I just want to cut it back a bit.
Does that make sense?
It makes sense.
Well, good luck to you as well, Rhonda.
I'm sure, you know, whatever happened with you is not pleasant to deal with.
I think until you actually get, like, for real, for real anxiety, you don't understand it.
I never understood it until I got it.
That's where I'm at.
I didn't understand.
And I'm like, why is this happening to me?
Yeah.
Why can't I take breaths and relax?
It was like, oh, okay, I got it.
Well, good luck, and I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
All right, thank you very much.
Let's go over and talk to Alexis and Georgia.
Hey, Alexis.
Hey, how are you, Bobby?
I'm really good.
What can I help you with?
You said something last week about appreciating police officers
and everything they do,
and I just wanted to thank you for that.
Coming from a police officer's daughter,
you know, we never know if something's going to happen at work
and they don't come home or anything like that.
And it honestly makes me smile,
knowing that there are people like you and your show that really appreciate everything that they do.
Let me tell you something about these police officers.
Would you like to hear something?
Yeah.
Tell me.
Their routine traffic stop is not even routine.
You don't even know.
Like they don't even know.
If they pull somebody over and it's nighttime or daytime, they don't know what's happening in that car ahead of them.
They can't see into the bottom of that car.
And they've got to go up and get up on that car and say, you know, going fast or swerving or, you know,
they don't have something to pull a gun on them.
Yeah.
Like, well, we see its routine and we look, and let's be honest, too.
We drive around, we see a cop.
Our kind of our butt clenches up.
Like, oh, no, negative feeling, hope I don't get a ticket.
Yeah.
But really, it's, thank goodness for somebody out there,
making sure somebody else is not carjacking my car.
And then they walk up beside a car.
Man, people can do anything to them.
That's why I always say, if it's nighttime,
turn your light on.
It's at the car.
First thing, put your hands on the steering well so they can see you're not up to any funny business.
Say, hey, I'm going to reach in my glove box and grab my registration.
Yes, sir, no, sir.
Yes, ma'am, no, ma'am.
And yes, it might be a little much, but a little much in that side is way big.
So, and way big is the thing.
Yeah, way big.
Way big.
So I can't thank police officers enough for what they do.
Alexis, and thank you for calling.
Absolutely, Bobby.
Thank you.
Yeah, I appreciate you.
We appreciate you.
There we go.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Bobby Bones.
Man, Thursday, glad everybody's here with us.
I want to tell this story.
My story is that Amy runs into famous people at the grocery store more than anybody I've ever seen before.
Is it just because Amy, before Amy tells the story, let's talk about this for a second.
Is it because she's cool and she goes to place where the cool people are?
Is it because she's super healthy and most celebrities have to maintain a certain lifestyle so they also go to the healthy stores?
Why is that Amy keeps running into celebrities everywhere she goes?
I think it's the part cool but mainly healthy.
The fact that she's healthy and celebrities try to eat healthy,
so if they're going to go do their shopping by themselves,
they're going to go to a healthy spot.
Do you know who she saw?
No idea.
Rachel Bielsen.
What?
Did you know how it is?
Yeah.
Did you talk to her?
No, I didn't.
That was like my crush-crush from a long time.
I know. I thought about that.
I wanted to be like, oh, man, I should just say something.
But we're going to start seeing around town a lot because now she's here.
She's here for Nashville.
She's on the show.
So you didn't talk to her.
No, and it was at a healthy grocery store.
Was it?
Yeah.
And so what, like, was she strikingly good looking?
She was strikingly tiny.
Really?
Like, I know, I remember, well, on the O.C.
Like, she was, she's always been really tiny on TV.
Is that what she was from the OC?
That's what I know.
I just know from the ice cream commercial where she's in the back of the truck and all the cars.
And I'm like, oh, I was like, I want some ice cream.
Yeah, and every time I say it, I'm like, yeah, right, she doesn't eat that ice cream.
But in person, oh my goodness.
Like, when you, sometimes when you see celebrities, the only time you've ever seen them on screen and then you see them in person.
and they're so tiny.
She's got small, huh? Isn't she with the Star Wars guy, Hayden Christensen?
I don't know.
They have a couple kids?
She has kids?
I think she has two, maybe.
Oh, I don't know.
What was she buying?
Oh, good question.
Healthy stuff?
Quality question.
You look at her basket?
Spinage.
It was in the checkout line.
Yeah, she had like fruits and veggies and like.
Anything that's like...
Scandalous?
Yeah, naughty?
No.
Oh, man.
Well, Amy saw Rachel Billson at the grocery store.
Yeah.
So.
So Eddie Jr. is nine years old, and he listens to the radio, right?
He likes songs.
Oh, yeah.
The radio's always on in our car.
We don't drive without music.
Here's Eddie's nine-year-old, Eddie Jr., knowing all the words to Brett Young's in case you didn't know.
Case you didn't know.
Right there.
Eddie's nine-year-old.
You does something new, like, every day that just impresses me.
It's so crazy to hear his voice get deeper, too.
I know, right?
You heard that?
It's every month or so.
there's a new clip and I'm always like, man, he's growing right before my ears.
Before you know, he's going to have that change.
Yeah, when it's time to change.
For those that don't know, there was an old show called The Brady Bunch.
And that was the Peter episode and his voice changes.
Here's a weird but effective way to get closer to your spouse or your significant other.
Try sitting across from them and holding eye contact without talking for three minutes.
Okay, so, so this would be good.
I don't know if I can do it because
I don't know if I see Lindsay
but everybody do this tonight
can everybody do it? Is everybody going to be around
there, singing up another or something? Yes. Yes.
Okay. All you need
to do is do it for three minutes
and then record like one minute
of you guys talking about what that felt like after.
Okay. Okay. Okay?
All right. It had to be one minute. It gave me 30 seconds
but stare at your partner for three minutes
in the eyeballs and don't talk and see if it makes you feel
intimate, weird, whatever, okay?
Okay.
Everybody good on that?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you hang your toilet roll with the paper coming over or under?
Over.
Under.
No.
Oh, you do?
Over, weirdo.
Yeah.
What, you talking about me?
The under?
Yes, under.
Under, like, then it makes it.
I have to pull it from the bottom, yeah.
Yeah, but it can drop all the way down.
No, you go over.
You have to go over.
I thought I knew you.
Yeah, I don't even know.
So, wait, what does that say about me?
According to researchers over people are more assertive.
Assertive people are more likely to be in leadership roles and have a take charge out.
You know, that's pretty right on with Eddie, because he is under.
Submissive people tend to go under.
Dang.
Well, what's crazy in my household is my husband is such a leader, like in life, just in general, and he isn't under.
Oh, I don't respect him as much.
So Amy has famous neighbors, she thinks, which wouldn't surprise me because everybody,
me go, she's like running the artist and superstars.
So, okay, what's the story?
Okay, so I sleep downstairs, and my husband and I both do.
We don't ever go upstairs really a night, and we had a friend spending the night at the house,
and she was up in my daughter's room, her soon-to-be room, and she was sleeping, but she couldn't
fall asleep because all she could hear was our neighbors partying.
Well, being upstairs, she had a direct view into my neighbor's backyard.
And she told me that she was like 99% shirt.
It was Brothers Osborne throwing a party.
And I was like, what?
Yeah, hit me some of that.
Give us that music.
Yeah.
Hey, this was next door?
Basically, yes.
Yeah.
Hey, let me text them.
I'll find out, Amy.
So wait, how do you know?
I mean, they don't live together, by the way.
T.J. and John don't.
I know they don't live together.
Don't say which one, but one of them may live next to you?
Yes.
And evidently, whoever lives there, the,
other brother was visiting because they were both there they were both there she was like so sure them somebody
or they have friends i don't know that are my next my neighbor and my daughter's room her window looks
right to the backyard and so when i get kids are they going to be having these crazy parties and i'm
to have to be like hey guys keep you down brother's eyes i got two kids trying to go school tomorrow
yo brothers that's funny i'm going to find out if that's them okay lunchbox has a neighbor and so i guess
lunchbox you were just hanging out and your neighbors walking by, right?
Yeah, they're going to walk their dog and I was out in the front yard and I think I was
sympathy invited to their wedding.
What?
Wait, so they're having a wedding.
They must be having it at their house then.
Yeah, they're having it in their backyard and there was someone there putting up a big tent
yesterday and it's like a big white canopy tent and it has tables underneath it and they are
going to walk their dog and they're like, oh, hey, you know, we're getting married this weekend
over here in the backyard, you and the wife should really come?
And I'm like, really?
Like, am I really supposed to come or is that just them saying, we're going to be having
a party here next door.
Please don't get upset.
And since I see you right now, we're going to invite you.
Because they saw you while they're putting their tent up.
They can't go, dum-da-dum, nothing to see.
But you could go.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to know anybody at the wedding because I, I mean, I talk to them every
once in a while. Like, hey, how's it going?
Dogs say hi to each other. All right,
and that's it. Are you going to go?
Does your wife say you should go?
Oh, my wife's. Oh, my goodness. We're going to make friends with the neighbor? This is so
perfect. I'm like, oh, boy.
Lunchbox, it's free food and free cake.
And probably free drinks.
But after a wedding, you're not going to make friends with them.
That's what I say. I'm like, they're going to be too busy, like, talking to their
friends and family, and we're going to be awkwardly standing in the corner.
Yeah, but you love free things.
I do love free things.
When is it?
It's Friday night.
Oh, you have to go.
report back.
I will.
My girlfriend makes me go to stuff too.
That's the only reason I want you to go.
We need to go to this.
I'm like, I don't want to go to this.
It's awkward.
No, we're going to go.
And then like 75% of the time it turns out pretty good.
But man, when it doesn't, I remind her all time.
So, all right, go to the wedding.
I do.
Okay.
No, boy.
It's the Bobby Bones show.
Went to a dinner last night with work.
And they were like, hey, we get to go talk some work business.
And I'm just trying to get into a studio.
you. That's probably not going to happen
in time soon, but we go to dinner
and I know I'm going to take advantage
of the situation because it's worth paying
for it. Yeah. And so we go in
and, you know, I don't order the
most expensive thing, but I don't not order the
expensive thing. Like I don't just go, what's
the most expensive thing? But if there's something that's really expensive,
I don't know. I, I don't, I... Works paying for it. I don't care.
So, I order it, and I ordered
this short rib, right?
It was fantastic.
But they come over and
I was like, hey, can I get a little cheese on this?
It was a nice restaurant.
And the guy looks at me like, oh.
Cheese?
Relax.
Velvita?
Do not judge.
Well, I'm asking, like, what kind of cheese?
I didn't care.
Oh, okay.
So cheese normally on short rib?
I wanted cheese on the short rib.
Listen, you can take the boy out of Arkansas, but you can't take the Arkansas out of the boy.
Okay, so what they do?
He was like, you can't tell the chef.
And I was like, don't worry about it.
Hey, we're cool.
So they come over and they do the cheese
They take the plate
They put the melted cheese on the short rib
And by the way it's fantastic
And then I'm eating soup
And these are people from out of town
And I dip my bread in the soup
And one of them
A let's say New Yorker even
Says to me
What are you doing with your soup
And I'm like
What do you mean? This is what we do
We don't always use spoons
We dip our bread in the soup
He's like I've never seen
I felt like National Geographic
I'm like I'll lie to you
What?
I felt like when one of those people were out watching these new animals do things.
Yeah.
I felt like an animal.
They were like, oh, look how the ant eater sticks its nose into the hole.
And it's like they're watching something they had never seen before.
So did they end up trying it themselves or they just thought you were weird?
They were kind of embarrassed by it.
What?
That's all right.
I got free meal out of it.
When you eat soup with a spoon, do you know how to eat it properly?
I worked at a, I waited tables at a super classy restaurant.
I even know the placements of the forks.
I'm unfair to ask about that.
Okay.
You can ask one of the two.
as I talk about getting cheese at a nice restaurant,
but you can talk to one of the two lower class guys.
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox.
Do you know how to properly eat soup with a spoon?
What do you mean?
You pick it up with a soup and you slurp it.
Okay, but towards your mouth?
You pick it up with a soup and you slurp it.
Or the spoon, whatever it's called.
So do you take the spoon and move it forward directly to your mouth?
As far as I can get it and then I mean it halfway.
Yeah.
I'm not going to wait for it.
I mean, it may take a little while to get there.
I'm hungry.
Well, you're supposed to take it.
and scoop it backwards and then take it to your mouth.
Like you take the spoon, you go into the wet backward, and then you come forward.
Yep.
Oh.
Why do you go backwards?
I don't know.
Why do you do anything?
It's proper.
Why do you put the tiny fork on the inside?
You know, it's a salad fork.
All right, skinny time.
Here we go.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Chris Stapleton has postponed three weeks of his tour as well as canceled his performance at the CMA Music Fest.
because of a hand injury.
That's all we know at this time,
but concert goers have been told,
hold on to your tickets
because Chris's team say
that they are working to reschedule.
Thomas Rett's wife Lauren
recently answered a bunch of questions
from fans on Instagram Live
while Thomas was answering questions too.
And I guess she was asked about her due date
and they gave an answer, August 8th.
And she says they have a name picked out
and everything, but they're keeping that a secret
until their baby girl arrives.
I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.
The Bobby Bone Show.
We're going to give our producer Ray,
audio Raymond, a chance to win some money here.
Raymond has had one month to read my book.
I wrote a book called Bear Bones.
Pretty proud of the fact that it was a little bit successful.
It was a four-week bestseller.
And I wasn't expecting that,
but I did expect Ray to read it
because I wrote about him in the book.
And I think just human nature, I would expect, because when somebody writes, like, I'd be like,
let me read this book.
And it was also about the history of the show and, like, my life and I don't know.
But Ray just didn't, he didn't read it.
And he was never, like, hiding it.
He just didn't read it.
And so we were talking about it's like, yeah, Ray, you had read a book in how long?
Oh, it's been years.
Are you kidding me?
How many years do you think?
I would say, I mean, I'm almost wanting to say since college, but I know I randomly picked up one
probably on a boring weekend.
So it had easily been probably three, four years.
All right, so he hadn't read a book in, let's say, five years.
And I wrote this book called Bear Bones.
I looked at it.
It's on paperback for $9.75 right now, Amazon.
Yeah.
Morgan.
Look at that.
Steal.
You get free one day from Prime.
I'm not getting any money from that.
But I do have money for $150, Ray.
If you can get four out of five questions right about my book.
All right, let's go.
Now, you read the whole thing.
Yes.
whatever, 197 pages, and some of the pages didn't even count.
They were Roman numerals.
There was more pages than that.
How many pages in the book?
3.30?
Yeah, right.
Are you sure you read the whole book?
You didn't read like the...
I had hardback, so I don't know what you're talking about.
No.
Okay.
There ain't 3.30.
We're pulling the book out right now.
Here's the hard book.
How many pages are in bare bones written by me, Bobby Bones?
Yeah, 3.30. Good try.
Hold on.
200. Oh, exactly what I just said.
Over 200, I'm being told
Alright, that's exactly what I said
Let's go. Start the game show!
All right
You don't have to get, I think I said
5 of 5, all you have to is get 4 of 5, right, okay?
So you can miss one of them.
All right, question number one from my book, Bear Bones.
My mom threw me a 10th birthday party.
What was the theme of it?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Oh!
Oh, correct!
Wow.
Nice!
Yeah!
You had like all kinds of things,
He had little blow things, and it was like the biggest birthday party because it was double digits.
Yeah, I never had a birthday party until that one.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
All right.
I didn't make these questions either, so how about this one?
What was the name of my sidekick who snuck into the rival radio station and broke into the station?
Gilligan.
Corral!
Two down!
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure he was, I think it was like Alice 107 something.
Yeah, Alps 107.7.
Yeah!
I broke into the, I took over their airwaves.
I wrote it out in the book.
Oh, that's my first real trouble there.
How about this one?
Ray's answering questions that I wrote inside my book, Bear Bones.
How did I find out that I was adopted?
You just saw on a Social Security card.
You read the book.
Your grandma didn't tell you.
Nobody really told you if that's how you found out.
That's right.
I saw my Social Security card with a different last name on it.
And I was like, wait, what did that?
And they told me my mom left in as a kid and my grandma adopted me.
I had no idea.
Wow!
He's the only got to get one more right.
All right, here's the question
Mike gave me.
So I had to give the eulogy at my mom's funeral,
which is very tough for me.
And as I was struggling with it,
someone's cell phone went off,
and it played a song right in the middle of me crying.
What song played from the cell phone
in the middle of the funeral?
It's some Leroy Brown.
I don't know the exact name of the song.
I need the exact name.
I don't. I'll probably miss this one,
but it's like,
ah,
you got to get out of here,
Lee,
Leroy Brown or something?
Ah!
That's incorrect.
I'm sorry.
The answer was
bad, bad,
Leroy Brown.
Bad as man in the home.
Yeah, you got to get out of here
because you're bad.
It's bad,
bad,
Leroy Brown.
Now, it all comes down to this.
It all comes down to this.
For all the money, Ray.
Okay.
And I don't feel like
these questions have been
terribly hard.
Like, I,
if you didn't read the book,
I would have never known any of those.
That's the point of reading the book.
That's what I'm saying.
It proves I read it.
I know.
But here we go.
But that wasn't the game.
The game was win money.
Last question.
All right.
I'm going to give you a straightforward one.
Okay, easy.
What was the name of my first ever radio station?
Alice was the competitor.
My first radio station.
Hot Springs, Arkansas.
It was like a Q107 or something.
I need to answer.
That's my guess.
What's your answer?
Q.
Starrs with a Q100 with my second station.
KLAZ with my first station.
Come on!
I know.
105.9, KLAZ.
Ray, I'm sorry you did not win.
Wow.
Whatever.
I went three for three.
That was a nice little wall.
I tell you what, Ray.
Yeah, I mean, let's do call letters out.
What was a call letter of a station in the east side of town?
I mean, who knows?
That was my first station.
Ray, you can have.
Here's what you can have.
Let's stay away from the call letter.
No, no, no, Ray.
Here's what you can have.
You can have $50.
Okay.
Or the mystery amount of money.
$50.
He's so smart.
He's so smart.
Hey, tell him what the mystery was going to be.
The mystery was going to be $1.49.
Oh.
But that's okay.
Ray, you won $50.
You know you found this.
Yeah.
Ray, what did you think of the book?
That was pretty good. It was an easy read. I'm a pretty slow reader, but I was whizzing right through it.
So I think it was entertaining at all?
I enjoyed the whole first hundred pages. I didn't know a lot of that stuff. So that was new to me.
The backside, it was a lot of stuff since I've been around, so I knew most of that.
But a book always tells more than a person or a radio show could tell. So, I mean, it was new stuff I didn't even know.
And did you see when I wrote about you?
I did. That was cool. I didn't expect. I didn't even remember that it was that much.
My girlfriend said that you wrote about me. I really just thought it was a picture.
So that was actually pretty cool.
I've read those paragraphs like five times.
All right.
Rayman went $50.
Nice work.
I wrote a book called Bear Bones, if you want to buy it.
Ray gives it four stars, five stars.
How many stars do you give it?
I'll give you five.
Out of five.
Yeah.
Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show.
Hope everybody's Thursday is going good.
My girlfriend's on the phone, and I should just have her on the phone for a reason
because I want her voice to be on this as I tell you the story.
she has a music video she's doing for her new single.
Yeah.
And she has to cast a dude in it.
Oh, yeah.
There's no other option.
There's only one option.
I can't be in the video.
Why?
No, no, no.
I'm not, because she's trying to have a career across multiple companies and multiple platforms.
I can't be in the video.
But you were the one that was worth the wait.
I don't know the song she's doing the video for, but.
Her song Waiting on You.
Waiting on You.
Bottle right.
I can't be in.
No, that's not an option.
She has to cast a dude to be in the video to be in the video.
this video. Okay. So here is, is anything I'm saying factually inaccurate, Lindsay?
No, you're right on. Here is the problem that bothered me. A little bad you seem to bother me.
Tell me if it's okay if it bothered me just a little bit. Okay. When they were talking about the
dude in the video, they were like, we need to do this like not model looking, like not that good
looking. Wait, wait, because to fit the true story? I don't know. You tell me.
I don't know. They want to make it as accurate as possible. You
Tell me.
Yeah, I don't know.
What's the story behind that?
Lenz-A.
That totally isn't nothing to do with you.
What does it say about...
What does it say?
The director had worded it that way,
just because I think it's all about making a video that's real, you know,
and authentic.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Having a male model in the video.
Because that's not real and authentic.
because she would never date a male model.
She only dates, she only dates pigeon scum.
Yeah, go ahead.
It is nothing to do with you.
It's more just like the look.
And when I look at music videos
and they're all like really, really, really gorgeous, beautiful people,
sometimes you don't pay attention as much to the song or the music.
That's how I do with my words.
It looks like people listen to my words because I'm not that good looking.
Is that a thing for the guy that is auditioning?
Like, does he have it on his thing?
Like, does he know he's being cast or someone that's not that good looking?
They call him.
Listen, Chris, they were looking for that real mediocre, slightly pudgy type.
They're looking for, like, somewhere between a five and a six point one, and we think you're perfect for the role.
You nailed it.
Lunchbox.
See, this is a weird thing.
I see how your feelings could be hurt.
Yes.
Thank you.
It's like, absolutely, she's taking a dig at you.
But at the same time, you should be happy that you don't have as much competition.
If she's going to get some dorky, nerdy dude in there.
But that's her type.
Yeah, that's what she's into.
No, but that's her type, lunchbox.
Look at me.
Yeah.
If she wanted to date a model or a pro athlete, she can.
Totally.
Her type's the dork.
Oh.
Bobby, I officially think you're very good looking and I'm very attracted to you.
So, you're nothing to worry about.
Or she could have a stunt double if there's any scenes where there's like smooching.
Yeah.
Well, we'll have to see about that.
Are there smooching scenes?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Y'all didn't even want to ask the question.
I don't even want to hear her answer to that right now.
And if they're, I don't care, it's acting.
Yeah, it's acting.
I did a music video, I had to kiss another girl.
That was art.
It was art.
All art.
Yep.
Art.
She was beautiful.
And it was art, but who cares?
It was something.
There she is.
We'll hear more about this video.
I'll make you to see what average Joe they cast.
And if they put dark rim glasses on them.
Yeah.
Then you'll know.
Oh, no, the poor guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, the poor guy.
All right.
Let me know when you get this thing.
figured out. All right, stay tuned. I'll send you a picture.
All right, bye. There's Lindsay. My girlfriend. She did a music video.
But the average but not too looking guy. You know, perfect for the song.
Yeah. That's what I said. What do you mean perfect for the song? That's stupid. Cast a
hunk. That's why you asked me.
Well, she had a good point. No. Being relatable.
Listen to some of the song here. This is Adam Craig called Just a Phase. Here we go.
You're going to be in about 20 minutes. He's going to have his guitar. He's going to play.
All right. Here we go. Today is. Today is a day.
National Say Something
Nice Day
So we're going to go
Just to Lunchbox
And you're going to say something nice
About the other three of us
Sitting around you
It was voted on
That you would be the person
That needed to say the nicest thing
So you need to say something nice
First of all about Eddie
Go ahead lunchbox
Really sincere
Be real
I am being sincere
Go ahead
Eddie you enjoy your kids
sometimes.
See, you're not being sincere.
Will you be real?
Try to say something sincerely nice to Eddie.
All right.
It's not that hard.
Just be nice.
Eddie is a good dad.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Okay.
Like, I think that was hard for him to say.
I mean, I see pictures.
He takes him fishing.
Like, I mean...
Yeah, you're right.
Amy, say something nice to Eddie.
Eddie, like, one thing that I really, really appreciate you about you
is your positive attitude.
I know sometimes at least you're like trying for it.
I know sometimes it's not always there,
but when you put it out there, it's good in it.
It's like a domino effect.
It makes us all want to be that way.
Thanks, Amy.
Eddie, I'll go too.
All right, Bobby.
You are the most pleasant person to hang out with.
Like, I enjoy spending time with you.
That's sincere.
I can tell.
Thanks, bones.
Was mine not?
Was mine not?
No, yours?
Yeah, I could tell lunchbox was a little hard,
but he finally came through.
I think he could have dug a little deeper,
but it was good.
I'll take it.
All right, lunchbox.
Go over to Amy.
Says what's nice about her.
Amy, you got a big heart.
Thank you.
It's like my nine-year-old.
I thought he was going to say, but.
Like, I thought he was going to say,
Amy, you got a big butt.
It's nice.
Oh, she does have a big heart.
I mean, she does a lot of stuff for Haiti.
Yeah.
I think you try.
I think you genuinely tried there.
Okay.
Man.
I'm ready.
Lunchbox, she doesn't nice about me.
All right.
Bobby, you give a lot back to the community.
Are you reading this?
No.
He's not reading it.
I was trying to, I didn't know how to word it, but like, I don't know, like, how do you say it?
But yeah, you do that thing where you go to the hospitals and play music and you do stuff for St. Jude.
And you do Bobby don't be skipping scholar, skip, scholarship.
To school.
Hey, thank you very much.
What else do you do a lot, man?
I don't need more.
I think this is a good exercise, though.
Hey, let's quickly go and do something for lunchbox real quick.
Yeah.
We have like 30 seconds.
Eddie, say something really nice about lunchbox.
Yeah, lunchbox, you've been looking good lately.
The way you dress up, man.
Like, it's props.
You've been stepping it up.
Amy?
Lunchbox, when the times are, like, rough, like you show up for your friends, 100%.
I know.
You do.
And I'll go to, you have this facade.
Sometimes you want to be like a jerk on the air, but you're really one of the night,
like kind.
where you're a kind human.
Yep.
And you're like,
but really you are.
You're a kind human.
What is our?
That's the noise he makes when he yells.
Skipping scholarships.
I forgot the name of it.
Sorry, I mean,
and you do the glasses one where you get kids glasses
and when mom calls in,
you buy them birthday presents sometimes at Christmas.
I appreciate that.
You know, that wasn't the moment.
Anyway, say something nice to somebody day.
We'll come back in a second.
Bambi Bonds.
Our video producer Eddie had some people over the house.
And I guess your question is, if they come over for dinner,
should you have food ready or not when they get there?
That's my question, because when I was growing up,
cooking was part of the party.
Like, we were having people over.
You'd start the pit.
But by the time they got there, it's like, all right, guys, we're putting the meat on.
And everybody sits around the grill drinking beers,
and you even timed the meat with the beer.
Like, two more beers, it'll be ready.
That's how we did it.
wife's like, no, I think when we invite people over, we should probably have the meal ready.
Like the full food.
Like when, knock, knock, knock.
Come here.
We're here.
Food looks great.
Let's eat.
That's what she thinks.
I think we'd all agree that she's crazy.
Really?
Yeah.
So I'm right.
So they get there and it's like, all right, we're going to start cooking.
No, you don't have to start.
You can already be in the process, but there could be some little snacks out or appetizers and there's mingling and talking and maybe some drinks.
I would say, let's do it in a time.
Like, from the time they get there to the food, 30 minutes.
Oh, so you have a little cocktail reception.
I don't know what kind of fancy parties you guys are having.
But I'm saying you don't just walk in, knock on the door and sit down and have the meal.
Okay.
Well, Bobby doesn't have to be fancy.
You could have chips and salsa out.
Whatever.
He used the word reception.
Yeah, because that's how it feels like they come in.
They're like, oh, how are you?
Oh, you been?
How's work?
Great.
So people came over?
Yeah, people came over and I was doing sushi.
But my idea was like, let's just all roll sushi.
Oh, no, that's a terrible idea.
You can't put them to work.
Yeah, it was kind of weird.
I probably won't do that again.
Oh, did everybody do it, though?
Everyone did it.
They're just like, okay, we have to make our own food, okay?
Well, that kind of stayed.
Oh, like a cooking class?
Kind of.
It was just like a sushi party.
Chef Eddie.
That's a terrible idea.
But I think the role is you don't get there and the food's ready.
Yeah, you get there and there's about a half hour window.
And then you have the food.
All right.
Because you got to talk a little bit before.
Yeah.
Then you eat.
Then you talk a little after.
My ideal party is.
would be if I show up, the food's on the table, and as soon as I take my last bite, I leave.
So you're there for like 30 minutes?
That's not being there for the fellowship.
Yes, it is. I'm fellowing while I'm eating. Now listen, when I go to a restaurant, I like to have my
ticket, I ask for my ticket like halfway through the mill. Because on that last bite, when it goes
into my mouth and I pull the fork out, I'm already making the motion with my butttocks
to get up out of my chair and leave the restaurant. I got no time to wait around and talk after
Wow.
You're no fun.
The weirdest was when my girlfriend and I went to one of those
habachi places.
Yeah.
And I was like,
all right,
let me get out of check like halfway through like the egg.
He's still cracking the egg,
the volcano.
He's all the tricks on his hat.
I'm only half up to my show.
Hey, got to get the check over here.
We never food yet.
And so we get up and leave as soon as we're done eating.
Like, it's like,
all right, got to go.
And you all kind of leave together from that.
Yeah.
Because you just sit with all the people you don't know.
And everybody kind of gets up themselves.
And we're like,
excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, yeah, we did.
We just got up, got up and left.
I don't like waiting around.
I know you're like that.
I don't know why I'm shocked when you tell us this, but it's like,
sometimes don't you just want to like chill and talk?
At my house with my dog.
Okay.
That's only a chill time I got.
Well, so people could come over to your house after.
Nobody's kind of my house.
Okay.
Hey, nobody kind of my house.
All right?
You got it.
That's why, exactly.
But if Bobby does host a dinner at his house, like Thanksgiving or whatever,
then you should just go ahead and go by his rules.
Show up, eat, then leave.
Yeah.
Oh, he loved that, though.
He would totally love that.
Except for people show up early.
They cook.
That's because my girlfriend's there.
She's the one.
She's like, let's have three courses after the meal too.
And if Bobby said, he's like, why are all these people still at my house?
I just go out to my room.
Just lay down.
Take my pants off.
What is it about that?
What?
I wonder what you're the whole like got to pay the check and, you know, out of the chair, like last bite.
Like, I wonder if that's like a thing.
Like, what's causing you?
Yeah, it's an awesome thing.
It's like, let me get out of there.
There's something uncomfortable there.
Yeah, me.
Come on, y'all.
Bobby bones.
All right, Adam Craig is here.
Everybody said hi to Adam.
Hi, Adam.
All right, Adam is a new artist,
but you and I met,
probably, I guess,
right it a year ago, huh?
I think so.
For the first time,
because you were playing
the hard rock,
a small stage
at the CMA Fest
last year.
That's right.
It's crazy,
and one year's time
you can go from playing a small stage
to having a single
on a big label
doing big things.
God, yeah. This whole year has been
crazy. I mean, it started with Mexico
with Luke, and the whole Crash My Plya thing.
You're also one of the openers for Luke, too.
Yeah, and this whole month, we just got done with that.
I mean, just got back in town from all that
craziness. And, I mean, when we played the Bridgestone
a few weeks ago, it was like, I mean, literally
cut my teeth 100 yards from there at Tootsies
and Crossroads and Second Fiddle and all that, you know,
playing those four-hour slots and dreaming about that.
So you did that. You're one of the ground.
Minders, like the Derek's and Craig Campbell.
Yeah, when I first moved here, I didn't know a soul.
And so I just started, well, the one soul that I knew wouldn't answer my phone call.
So I just went straight to Broadway and started playing.
You play for like three and four hours at a bar, for example, a night.
So you have to know lots of covers, right?
Yeah.
Like my favorite country artists, oh, it's Garth Brooks.
Like, favorite artists, like, I've seen Garth acoustic solo in Vegas.
I've been to many Garth Brook shows.
And so if I say, hey, can you play a Garth Brooks song?
Yeah.
Obviously, you have to, right?
you from playing more.
So what would you play
if I said, hey, Adam Craig,
play me a Garthbrook song.
What would you play?
I've never got to see him, by the way.
You've never seen Garthbrook's?
Whoa.
Coolest moment of my career is him sitting in your chair.
Smell the chair.
That's Garthorke's butt.
He's set there.
It's true.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's actually true.
Hey guys, so because of licensing roles,
we can't play anything with music
on this I-heart radio channel or podcast anymore,
but you can't go to Bobby Bones,
com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to
keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So, go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear
whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all
the legal stuff. So Adam Craig is here. When you started, we get to see everybody good. It's
the great part of this job. Everybody comes through. So for us, it's awesome to get to see good artists.
When you started playing, Amy, vocally on the mic goes, oh. That's how good that was.
Yeah, that wasn't a bad, oh, no, no, it was like, oh, wow.
It was like, oh, wow.
And that's as big compliment as any words that we can say.
That's, yeah.
After hearing the whole thing, I'm like, dang, did he, does he do it better than Colin Ray?
Like, I don't, maybe.
He's like, Colin Ray's like the, the Don Henley of Country Mut, like that raspy voice.
I remember I was playing at the Tin Roof 2 one time down in Cool Springs.
Ten Roof 2.
It's not the one downtown, it's like, yeah.
Yeah, like the sister.
When we were playing that big long four-hour acoustic thing, me and a buddy, actually Casey Timmer, who just had Yeah Boy, who wrote Yeah Boy. And so we used to play together all the time at these acoustic things. And Colin Ray walks in. And we're like, dude, can you please play Little Rock? And so we just sang harmony to it. Oh, you asked him to sing. Yeah. Okay. Is he there to like eat or play?
I have no idea. He came in for a chicken bride's take and, you're like, great.
Everyone right go, people asking me to sing a little rock.
Exactly.
So he did.
He came up and just killed it.
So, yeah, we got to sing harmony too.
Oh, that's awesome.
The Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
Much Bucks brought up an interesting question because
Amy's adopted two kids and we're just waiting for them to move here
once all their legal paperwork.
Passports.
They have their passports?
No, not yet.
So we're waiting on.
So as soon as that happens.
But because Amy has a job where she's here.
from the morning on and your husband has a job where sometimes he's deployed and gone,
you found a nanny.
Yeah.
Now, what was your question?
My question was you hired her, you're paying her, so now do you fire her?
Because she's not doing anything.
Yeah, no.
We had a talk.
Oh, you did.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Not in a bad way.
My husband and I did have to, because I guess it was last week or so that we kind of got the news
that the kid tracker had to stop
and we had to just wait it out
to see if it's going to be, I don't know,
one month, two months or six
months? We don't know.
So, yeah, we kind of
have had our nanny
doing random things for us just to try to keep
her around and she had another job, but then we
told her the kid should be here
basically by now. So
she quit her other job.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
So
we just,
decided, okay, we don't have the kids yet, but obviously we thought we were going to have the kids.
We're just going to have to suck it up and offer her more hours to do.
I don't know.
You guys need help with anything.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm glad you asked.
Good question.
Can you not get her to clean up your space over here?
Yeah.
You need it so much crap.
Okay, okay.
Yes.
Maybe I'll, I don't know.
I've got to come up with a list of things.
I know.
It's a very, it's awkward.
And then I had to send her a note
And I'm like, hey, so we're going to
If you need this amount of hours, just let us know
And we'll think of things that you can do
How awkward for her too?
Like, she's their take care of kids.
I know.
And then she was like...
She's out there to do your laundry?
I mean...
She is now?
Oh, my goodness.
And you moved her here, right?
She's actually really good at it too.
Didn't you move her here?
No, no, no, she lived here.
I thought she was the one you found a Texas.
That's a different one.
They found a different hottie.
I mean, different nanny.
Oh, great.
Oh, this isn't the same one?
She's the same.
We didn't move her here.
No, I remember your husband found one.
He did.
And he was like, found her.
Saar, got a hire her immediately.
That's not the one?
No.
This is someone different.
But you, I mean, she's been around for months.
Not me.
But things got real when she quit her other job,
and the timeline isn't really matching up.
So, yeah.
Well, I think, there you go.
She's available.
Thank you.
I keep that in mind.
Stephanie and Charlotte, North Carolina.
Good morning, Bobby.
Good morning, Stephanie.
What's going on?
Nothing.
I'm just on my way to work.
And I wanted to call in and tell you guys, thank you for completely changing my life.
All right.
It's been one year ago today since you sent me that bottle of wine and a copy of your book.
And amazingly, it's been a year ago today that I started listening to.
Like the same day I started listening is the same day that you tweeted me and sent me that book in a bottle of wine.
I remember that.
I remember that too.
Cool.
Man, that's been a year.
Yeah, you're like.
It has been a year.
Take a bath, drink some wine, read the book.
Yeah.
So can you, I guess, expand on how your life has changed?
Right.
Well, I mean, that small random act of kindness meant so much to me that I decided to start doing that myself.
And, I mean, I can't give you any specifics because there's so many.
But I just remember exactly that day I was on my,
way home from work. And I had gotten some tip money because I'm a dog groomer. So I'd gotten some
tip money and I saw this group of church kids on the side of the road trying to raise some money
to go on a mission trip. And I just decided that they deserved it. And I just handed it to them
and I was on my way and I just felt so great about myself. And I just, I try to do random stuff
like that whenever I can.
And, you know, I think helping others like you guys do is so important.
It's so important.
And it means so much to people.
And if it gets those, you know, those seeds planted and those roots growing,
everybody can help everybody.
Nice call.
Nice call.
Nice call.
Nice call.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, Stephanie, thank you very much.
And we're happy that something that we can do so small can make you do things that are
even greater.
So that's it's really awesome.
Thank you for sharing the story.
Yeah, no problem. I hope you guys have a great morning.
Yeah, you too hope you have a safe trip into work and thank you for listening to the show.
Thanks, guys.
All right, bye-bye.
That's awesome.
A year ago.
I don't even remember what I had her dinner last night.
I know.
It's crazy it's been a year.
I mean, I remember you doing that, sending the wine and the book.
Look at you.
What can I say?
Yeah, the Bobby Bone Show.
How to tell up you're addicted to your phone.
This is a question like doctors will say, hey, you may have a problem here.
I'm on my phone all the time.
If I don't have my phone, I have a mystery text message having my pocket sometimes.
I'm like, oh, I've got a text.
It's not even in my pocket.
That's probably, it's not on the list.
That's probably a thing, right?
For sure.
Yeah.
That's probably a thing.
Okay, number one, here are the questions that you ask, and if you answer yes to, you could be addicted.
Okay.
Am I too preoccupied with this device?
Meaning, can you put it down and not think about it?
If I put it down and think about it.
Oh, I can not think about it.
Can you leave it out of eyesight?
Yeah.
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
I go to the toilet.
I got it with me.
What about you,
lunchbox?
I'll leave it all the time.
I just throw in the kitchen.
He turns it off.
Wow, that's crazy.
He turns it off.
That's crazy.
I don't do that.
You guys are crazy.
All right, that's one for me.
Can you put the phone down
for a while at a restaurant?
Like, just put it away
and not even think about it.
Oh.
Well, I guess if I can put my phone away,
if I answer yes to number one,
I got to answer yes to the restaurant.
If you're reading dinner with your husband,
can you just put your phone away
and not worry about it?
With my husband?
And yes, because that's like a thing with him.
Like, I have to, he cannot handle the phone being out all the time.
Absolutely.
I can throw in the pocket, not worry about it, leaving the car.
Hey, let's go eat dinner and enjoy each other's company, look at each other's eyes.
How about you and Lindsay?
We have a rule.
Phones out.
Phones out for both of us all the time.
And the rule is you can't be offended.
Yeah.
That's just a rule.
And it's not an insult.
Yeah.
Listen, if long as you're open about things.
That's great.
You all have that in comment and you'll both have social media.
Like, my husband does not have any of that.
It doesn't get it.
Do you hide your usage from others?
I think I'm hiding it from y'all right now.
Oh, yeah?
Are you texting under your little mic?
No, I meant answering yes to those previous questions.
I mean, like, do you hide having to use the phone?
No, I don't have it.
If I'm going to use it, I'll let you know.
I'll put it out there for you.
Do you?
Yeah, I'll sneak it sometimes, like in meetings and stuff.
Okay.
Because I just sit in conferences and meetings all the time.
Yeah, that's true.
You do way more meetings.
My day is split into two parts.
What?
Part of day.
wake up at three
finish the show
whenever go home
get home
eat lunch
whenever that is
and then I have
sometimes like I'm a 30
to 45 minute break
that I leave in that spot
and then I go work out
and it's the rest of the days
all it's packed until bedtime
I have that one little gap
so I have my day is broken into
I have a half time basically
half time's lunch
and when you get home
what
see mine's broken into work
and nap and TV
I got three parts
that's okay
all right
now one more
Do you use your phone when you're bored or depressed?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm really never bored because of my phone, so it's tough for me.
Okay.
I talk to more people on my phone than I would have in human life.
Like, this keeps me to people.
People are like, phones keep it from, that's how I talk to people.
Anyway, those are the, from USA Today.
Got it.
The sting if you're addicted to your phone.
I want to share that.
So for sure I am.
Yeah, for sure I am.
Like, I need to be diagnosed immediately.
This is a body bones show.
Bobby Bones.
I was reading this story.
One of these NASA guys says he's absolutely convinced that aliens exist and they're living on Earth right now.
What?
What are you, Amy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are your thoughts?
What are they?
Where are they?
Or what do they look like?
Robert Bigelow, who works with NASA.
Yeah.
He's smart.
On a bunch of the, yeah, super smart.
On a bunch of these future space missions has suggested the alien presence right under our noses.
He says he spent more time on the subject that anyone else in the United States.
He's developing an expendable craft for humans that can inflate and might provide the space.
habitats of the future.
Wow, I think he's...
Here's the thing. Let me just say this.
No.
Somewhere.
No. Listen, here's the thing about aliens.
If they're far advanced, they're so advanced we'd never be able to know that they're
living here among us.
They're invisible among us?
They could be, or they could be Eddie.
You don't know that.
That's what I'm saying.
Or you. Bobby, are you an alien?
Maybe.
Listen, I've been accused of a bunch of things.
Aluminati or whatever.
No, you have to know how to state if you're in it.
Illamani.
That's his thing.
That's his cover.
Or Alamaneade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here, let me play.
Aliens, percentage that there's like creatures walking around somewhere.
Amy.
Percentage?
One percent.
Eddie.
Half of one percent.
Lunch vikes.
This dude is cuckoo.
Zero percent.
Lobby?
100 percent.
Yeah.
Somewhere outside there.
We're not the only thing that exists.
We can't be.
You can't be 100%
You could just say like
Say 10
Okay
99.9.
Okay
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Road trips are amazing for your relationship.
I started found that 90% of couples who take road trips,
but just period.
It makes a relationship stronger.
Road trips with your husband, Amy.
Do you guys like them?
Do you try to avoid them?
Yeah, no, we're good at him.
He drives the entire time.
Wait, why are you slamming that in my face?
Whoa.
Wait.
What?
Word.
Nice.
No, no, no.
That had nothing to do with you and how you don't drive.
My girlfriend was on the show a couple days ago, right?
Yeah.
And she said, she admitted that she drove the entire time from Atlanta to Nashville.
And it was her car.
And I thought she wanted to drive because it was her car.
She never said anything about it.
And when it's my car, I always drive.
And so you don't take shots, that's okay.
But at least to be honest about your shots.
Okay.
Sorry.
Get that knife out of that back.
Exactly.
It's a coincidental shot.
I enjoy road trips.
Very much, though.
I bet you do.
See, there we go again.
Yeah.
Amy's all nice.
But to be fair, when it's my car, I drive the whole time.
Lunchbox and your wife?
Oh, yeah, we're good on road trips.
We throw in a little podcast or some music,
and we're good to go throw some CDs and the CD player,
and we rock and roll.
Do you guys have to talk the whole time?
No, we'll sit there in silence and listen to the iPad,
or not iPad, but iPod.
Play games?
No, we don't play games.
There's no games to be played.
The iPod?
Yeah, I use my iPod.
I plug it into the cigarette lighter.
Wow.
Eddie?
We're three so far.
I haven't had a road trip with just my wife in like 10 years.
Oh, because the kids?
Our road trips are just like, Daddy, he took my fries.
Mom!
Like, that's all our road trips.
That's funny.
Yeah.
Well, I think we're pretty universal.
Eddie's is different because he has kids.
That's funny.
I drive, though.
Yeah, okay.
Enough with the driving.
I drive.
By the way, I'll talk about tomorrow.
Whatever.
What?
Update in the music video, my girlfriend and the guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We'll talk about tomorrow.
The guy she cast to be her boyfriend.
I don't even know what the video is, like, lover or something.
Oh, no.
For a song.
I saw a whole bunch of guys she was picking from.
So, is there, like, major makeout scenes?
Well, we'll talk about tomorrow.
All right.
Thank you very much for listening.
Appreciate you being here.
See you on Friday show.
Goodbye.
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