The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Girlfriend Lindsay Calls In & Bobby Talks To His Don’t Be Skipping Class Scholarship Recipient
Episode Date: May 18, 2017Bobby's girlfriend calls in to talk about their relationship, Bobby talks to his scholarship recipient and Lunchbox finally gets a record player Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheart...podcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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If you want a relationship that will go the distance
The advice is to settle
What is I don't what
According to a new study
settling is the secret to a long and happy relationship.
Realizing that the grass isn't greener somewhere else.
And the person you're with doesn't have to be everything you're looking for is the secret.
Settling is the secret.
Well, I like it being better...
Settling?
I don't like that's a setting.
That's a bad word.
Yeah, settling is a bad word.
But when you put it that way, like realizing the grass isn't always greener, then that's a...
I get that.
The study also reveals the dating apps like Tinder give people way too many options.
So it makes it hard to believe that the person we're with.
the best option for us because there's like so many other options back in the olden days you went
to school with eight people you found one you have tender yeah there wasn't options you're out milk and
bessie and you know whoever you saw it was like i'll tell you i guess i go with her you know churning
butter and it's like so they walked by like all right i'll take abigail we'll get married
those are the simple days so settled there it is settle got it i don't feel like i'm settling me
neither.
You guys all settled.
But I don't feel like I got...
Oh, okay.
You haven't settled yet.
You guys have all settled down.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm still on the process.
Let's see how it goes.
You're still a little wild.
I got some votes to sew.
I got my needle and thread out.
I got some few votes, you know?
Not really.
I got a good girlfriend right now.
Amy's judging me with her look right now.
I just roll my eyes.
Yeah, yeah.
Recognizing people, doing cool things.
It's ICU.
Man, this is cool.
For a third year in a row, the same girl
has won the California State Spelling Bee.
So she's won it as the youngest in her age division, the middle,
and now she won it again.
Wow, that's impressive.
Anne and I of an A became the champion for the third time.
She's 12 years old now.
She won as a 10, 11, and a 12 year old.
And she'll be going to the Scripps National Spelling Bee in Washington, D.C.
That's cool.
Yeah, that would be a thrill.
Like, I'm jealous because I was okay at spelling.
Like, I won my school, but I didn't win my county.
Oh.
And the geography B, I won my county.
But nobody cared about Geography B.
Why? Just the spelling.
They won't put geography on ESPN.
I've never been good at spelling. Period.
Quiz Bowl I got on PBS.
You did?
Oh, yeah. We played state tournament.
I was captain of the 12th grade team as the seventh grader.
I was kind of famous around Central Arkansas.
I know.
You guys are like, hey, that's the quiz bowl captain.
You guys would walk into the Roman seventh grade and all the 12th could be like, oh, there's a little seventh grader that knows everything.
Yeah, it's been pretty cool.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I was like, McCulley, Coler.
of Quizball.
Way young.
Like way above his years.
And I was hanging out with the Michael Jackson
and Quizball. It was a whole controversial thing.
Okay, got it.
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You good?
Yeah.
What'd you do yesterday?
I did some cooking, like,
batch cooking, I guess.
What did you say?
It's a bad word?
Batch.
Batch cooking.
Like, cooked ahead for the next few days.
I had no idea what that meant.
Oh.
So, like, food prepping?
Yeah, yeah.
I knew I didn't have the word, right?
Right. So, I mean, that took up a huge chunk of my day.
Your husband's still in town?
Not yesterday, but back today.
But he's not gone for like months at a time.
No.
Because as I look at the schedule, 42 days until you get your kids.
Yeah.
It's all a track.
Yeah. I know. Forty-two days. I know. Stop with the numbers.
No. I refuse because you're the one who started it.
Okay. No more numbers. What did you do yesterday?
I counted the days until your kids came.
But that was fine. I just went on the calendar.
I did that.
You counted the calendar.
I had, listen, let me tell you what happened yesterday here in the building.
So I had some artist stuff that I was doing for some album releases that were coming out after the show.
So that happened.
And I had a reporter that was following me all day, the day before yesterday and all day yesterday.
It was basically, for lack of a better term, just shadowing my life.
And so at the same time, three things get scheduled at once.
You were up here for part of this, and I was like, what's happening?
Oh, yeah.
And so all these things get scheduled at once that people were showing up and having a meeting,
and another meeting
so I just combine all the meetings
and have this great sandwich of a meeting
doing three things at once
and the reporter was like
dang, that's how you do meetings
like yeah
you know that's how I do it
no big deal
I'm just so busy
I had to do three at once
but everybody showed up at one time
and what happened was
two people got the wrong date
and showed up at the wrong time
I was completely getting the right
oh okay
well hey it still looked like
you could juggle a lot
it did
yeah and that reporter was like
I liked him a lot
but I had to tell Amy
to stop talking to him
because he was doing a profile piece
on like behind the scenes of my life
and like things that happen
that maybe people don't know about
and he was like over there
giving him all the secrets about the show
like oh yeah
Bobby records a countdown during the break
he asks questions
yeah stop talking about I was like Amy
stop talking to him
like I was already told like
listen everything's on the record period
everything for two days
sorry I said that
and I was like fine but Amy's like
yeah during the commercial break
Bobby records a countdown
he's also doing some commercials
and sometimes they sound live
but they're not
he probably recorded the commercials
I'm like, Amy, stop talking about.
Okay, you're exaggerating, and he was asking me.
It's not like I volunteered it.
And I didn't know.
I thought he could.
Sell out.
Sell out.
Sell out.
Sell out.
I can't handle that.
All right, sorry about that.
All right, time for your Thursday positivity.
It's called Tell me something good.
We're going to bring you good news right now.
Tell me something good.
So they had on been married for a couple months.
A tornado came through and destroyed Ariel and Justin.
Duke's home in Canton, Texas, and they lost everything, including her wedding and engagement rings.
The tornado scattered debris from miles, and they went and found some stuff, but they couldn't find
the ring. Imagine trying to find a ring. Oh, so hard. So they get on Facebook and they go, hey,
this is the ring we lost. Anybody finds it. Wedding and engagement rings. Someone found the engagement
ring. They went to that spot, 30 feet from the engaged ring was a wedding ring. What? So close
in a field? Yeah. That's cool. So they found both of them. So Facebook, and then they found one, and the other one,
And somehow the tornado put them both together.
Two tiny things.
There's mine. Amy, you're up.
Well, this woman, Jenna Yorkovich, she was getting married.
But seven weeks before the wedding went down, the wedding was called off.
And she was stuck with a non-refundable reception because everything had already been paid for.
So she decided to donate it to the Ronald McDonald House.
And they were able to use her entire reception to thank 175 volunteers and, like, throw them a party, basically.
That's really cool.
Yeah.
All paid for food, party place, everything.
Lunch box.
Jeffrey's just a normal dad from Seattle,
wanted to do something nice,
so he decided to start a GoFundMe page
so he could pay off the school lunch debt
for kids that couldn't afford it at his kid's school.
And he put up a GoFundMe page.
He's raised $23,000 in just one week,
so now he can pay off the bill for all the district.
How big of the school is that?
That's a lot, huh?
I don't know how big the school is.
He just said $5,000 was his goal.
He's got $23,000, so now the whole district's getting their lunch bill paid.
Boom. Boom, it is.
I've always wondered how you know that.
I wish they could make public. Schools can make public what the debt was.
Yeah.
Because it's a weird thing to call and go, hey, I want to pay out of the debt.
Like, you hook me up on how much money to keep kids owe.
We've talked about that before, but I wish there was a way to find that out.
If schools would put that out, I think more people would be prone.
Yeah, I think so.
Because it's that extra step.
People don't want to feel like they're calling a school going, hey, how much money, money, money.
woke up this morning and they said Chris Cornell died, which is really weird.
I mean, listen, he lived a hard life, but he was still 53 years old or 51 years.
He's 52, but.
Boy, I missed that by both years.
Yeah, he went right around it.
But I didn't know he was that old.
Oh, yeah.
Not that 52's old, but why did I picture him being like, when they said he died, I was like, whoa, he's probably 30 something.
Well, because he still doesn't like.
He's got long hair and facial hair.
But Chris Cornell, we knew him first when we were young kids when he was in SoundGuard.
Black old son
Won't you go?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, he died, and they're not saying why.
They said sudden death.
Imagine it was heart or...
Listen, just me speculating?
Hard life.
Heart or overdose or he's had a history of troubles.
Yeah.
Here is...
So Black Old Song was an anthem for like 90s alternative.
Then he got with audio slave,
which was basically raging against the machine
without the lead singer.
You lunchbox?
He died.
Rest of peace, man.
Like really one of the great rock voices of our generation.
Here is him doing Billy Jean as Chris Cornell.
This was an amazing version.
That's it, man.
He died last night.
That's crazy.
So that's bad news.
I'll change it up a little bit.
Five guys is the best burger chain in America,
according to the new poll.
I guess I just haven't had enough five guys to,
There's one. I was standing out someone the other day and I was like, eh.
You didn't go in?
Nah, I wasn't really intrigued.
I've been to a couple.
But if I'm at an in-out, which is not the second.
I will go to it in-and-out.
And I don't even eat a bunch of hamburgers, but I will go to it.
I love In-N-Out.
Wendy's made the top five.
I don't think, did Waterburger make it?
I don't think it did.
It might be too regional.
No, In-N-Out's regional.
Well, they're spreading out a lot more than Waterburger.
In-N-Out's only West Coast and occasionally the pops in the southwest.
Okay.
So regional.
Chains are part of this too.
So they say five guys is the best burger.
Wow.
Wendy's does make a good burger.
A fast burger.
Yeah.
In a square.
Yeah.
Which is a brilliant part of their...
It is different.
And I think McDonald's is the best fries.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
And I think Taco Bell has the best taco.
Oh, yes.
I'm not a lie about that.
Those Taco Bell, just a regular taco.
Like, nothing fancy.
Dollar ones.
That's where, and maybe I just have a relationship from my college.
Just buying a bunch of them.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so good.
Yeah.
Bobby Boneshow.
Here we go.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
CBS put out their cancellations, and I was shocked by one of the shows that was on there.
Is it two bro girls?
Well, two brook girls.
Is that on CBS?
Yeah.
I was surprised that was canceled.
The thing about the cancel shows is I'm never surprised because I never knew them anyway.
So what's the other one?
Okay.
Bull.
That sort of new show.
Okay.
The one I was shocked about, all three.
NCIS shows. Those are so popular.
They must not be that popular if they were canceled.
Oh, man. But they cost more money to make than they were making.
I feel like every week they're at the top of the most watched shows.
Yeah, I guess it's I don't watch them. I don't have any empathy or sympathy.
Canceled along with criminal minds as well.
Two broke girls I was surprised by it because I watch it in syndication sometimes on PBS.
I was like, wow, that show is in syndication. They canceled. It's not even that good.
It's funny the ones were shocked by it because I was like, uh, two broke girls.
That doesn't seem that great to me. So Thomas Reyes.
and his wife Lauren, you know, they brought home their daughter from Africa, Willa Gray.
And to help her adjust to her new life, they've decorated her room with things that were a reminder of her home country, like drums and pictures of elephants and a stuffed giraffe.
Did you see the video Thomas posted of her playing the piano?
I did not.
I mean, she was really just kind of like pressing the key, but it was adorable.
I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny.
Bobid Bones Show.
Bonehead.
Story up the day.
This story comes to us from Paramiss, New Jersey.
We've all been to Target
We've seen those big red balls out front
And they look so cool
They're stone, they're concrete
They weigh two tons
Two tons, wow
One guy decided
Hmm, if I bump it with my truck
I wonder if it will move
So he tapped it with his truck
Yeah
And it went rolling
Rolling
Rolling, rolling
Boom!
Hit another car
causing $3,000 worth of damage
I thought it would just crack
Or like, yeah
I didn't think it would roll
No, it rolled
I guess he found out
Yeah, $3,000 in damage and it was all caught on tape.
Oh, I'm Lunchbox at your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Wow.
Talking about Thomas Rett, and they have a daughter.
They adopted from Africa.
Uganda.
That's Africa, right?
Yep.
So they're putting things in a room so she feels comfortable.
And I know you're building the rooms for your kids that are coming from Haiti.
what are you putting in their rooms to make them feel comfortable?
Not to make them kids, but to make them feel comfortable.
Right.
Well, their rooms are staying pretty bare.
Like, I've got the basics in there, like beds and like nightstands, whatever, simple stuff.
I want them to decorate.
My kids are older than Thomas and Lawrence's daughter.
So I want them to be a part of picking out their room.
They've never had a room to decorate before because they were at an orphanage with 75 other kids.
So if you're new to the show, Amy tried to have a kid for a long time.
Who knows?
On Monday, we're going to find out if she's pregnant again.
But she tried for years.
I mean, for over 10 years to have a kid,
they tried domestic adoption unsuccessfully
because he was deployed and they kept moving.
That domestic adoption kept getting sidetracked and backtracked.
And Amy went on a woman's conference, like a mission trip to Haiti.
And part of that was going to this orphanage.
And she found first her son that she was like, wow,
I felt like I should adopt him.
This is my son.
Then she found her daughter.
And so here we are.
We're 42 days away from them moving into your house.
I mean, it's crazy.
Barely over a month, right?
But I'm going to tell you what I get a lot of,
and I've been tired of answering the question
because we have 100 times.
But now that Thomas has adopted a kid from another country,
it's here we go again.
Right.
Why can't these people adopt American kids?
That's the question I get.
And I think people want to ask you that.
I think people think that.
So I'm asking you that.
Sure.
I think my husband and I,
I can't answer for Thomas and Lauren,
but we're following our heart.
and we were doing a domestic adoption and literally canceled it or at least put it on hold.
Who knows?
We may adopt domestically too one day.
I don't know.
But my heart was with these kids at this orphanage.
And I saw a need there for older kids that are not babies to be adopted.
Otherwise, the older they get, the less likely they are to be adopted.
And my husband and I were like, yeah, we don't need a newborn.
We could totally do this.
And everyone's called to different things.
Some people want to adopt domestically.
I say you just got to follow your heart.
And for my husband and I, like, we don't see borders on children.
I don't see a children needing a home just because they don't live in America.
It doesn't mean they don't deserve the opportunity to be in a loving home.
Do you feel that people feel that way?
Like, that's a common sentiment toward you like, hey, why don't you adopt a American kid?
No, I feel like people I surround myself with don't see borders, most people.
But I do get a lot of those emails as well.
and I feel like there are a lot of people
that just feel like you should take care of your own first,
which is America.
And they've got that American, trust me, I love America.
My husband serves for this country.
Like he was in the Air Force for 12 years.
We love America, but I also just love people and children.
And I'm not going to put a border on that.
The border thing is always weird to me when people do that
because, okay, what's your border?
Is it your county?
There's a border there?
Right.
Is it your state?
There's a border there?
Is it your country?
There's a border there?
Because honestly, is it your continent?
There's a border there.
When we were doing our domestic adoption, my baby was going to come to Florida.
So would I have had people from Tennessee be like, why aren't you adopting from Tennessee?
And that's my point with that.
Yeah, I know.
Well, why don't you adopt one?
Well, okay, what's my own?
My town?
Mm-hmm.
My city?
My state?
Like, my country?
Mm-hmm.
Mine came down to what my husband and I were willing to do.
Not everybody is willing to bring in an older child.
Like, my daughter's 10.
She has 10 years of her life that we're going to be.
sorting through that's going to be hard.
Sometimes it may be easier
to get a newborn and or people
think it is maybe and to
raise them from birth basically.
But, and not
everybody can take on the challenges of an older child.
It just depends on what you feel called to do. And I don't think
anybody should knock anybody
for helping. I agree. For adopting.
I completely agree. And people, when they go, that's what I
get mad at. When people will go after you,
like, why can't she adopt an American kid?
I'm like, okay, well, what are you doing?
And then they're like, American flag emoji, American flag emoji.
And I'm like, hashtag America.
And I'm like.
Dang, maybe I should do that to you.
I'm like, wait, stop acting like I'm not proud of my country and where I come from.
But, I mean, I don't know.
I don't get it.
People are passionate about it, though.
I'm proud of you.
Because I know you've had to put up.
I'm not looking for that.
And if you were, I wouldn't give it to you.
I'm like, I can't wait.
I'm proud of you.
because you have put up with a lot of crap.
And on many levels, through all the processes.
One, not being I have a kid.
We sat with you for years of you going through all of these,
why am I not getting pregnant?
Through these, why you would do the tests
and you'd have the fertilization seminars.
Do you ever go to this?
I would go to classes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like Tony Robbins come and be like,
here's how to get pregnant.
And then when we were doing domestic adoption,
like part of our thing with our agency,
was I had to go to a
birthing class.
Me, not pregnant.
I had to go to a birthing class
with a bunch of people
that are nine months pregnant.
It was the most awkward thing.
They should not require us to do that.
It was so awkward and horrible
and it was on base at Fort Bragg.
They were like, all the pregnant women
were looking at me.
They were like, why are you here?
I'm like, I'm adopting.
And we had to change like fake baby diapers.
And one of these women's going to pop
and go to labor any minute.
And that was a huge reminder to me
that I'm not pregnant.
That was the worst.
rule ever.
From that part of you not being able to get pregnant.
And who knows if you're willing or not,
the domestic adoptions continuing to fall through
because you would move a single house, a block over.
They'd go up, we've got to start over because of a home study.
Yes.
Months and months would get just taken away.
Then you move states because you moved to a base with you.
And going through that and then finding your kids and going through everyone going,
you're not adopting American kids, that's not good.
And you're going, you know what, I don't care where the kid comes from.
as long as I can help a kid.
And so I really, like, I admired that about you
because you put up with a bunch of crap.
And I know you want me to say this, so I'm going to say it.
No, I don't.
I know, I'm just kidding.
Thank you.
I know.
It's going to be worth it.
I'm just cutting the love tension.
I know.
When they get here, it would be so worth it.
I know.
42 days.
Yeah, crazy.
I'm proud of you, though.
Thank you.
Because then, because when the kids get here and you come in and you're like,
oh, I'll be like, hey, I already told you I was proud of.
You do you now.
No more 70 thing.
I don't know what that's going to be like working with the kids.
It's not easy.
You know, they'll be sleeping for part of the...
The transition.
I know.
Hopefully they start sleeping through the night, like, right away.
They probably won't.
Didn't they tell you, too, that you have to watch, like,
that they're going to hoard food and things like hide under their bed and stuff?
Yeah, they're not used to having most kids like that that are coming from an orphanage type situation.
They're not used to having a pantry or a refrigerator.
They don't have access to food like that.
So it's like, when they do, they're like, whoa, what up?
Better sneak this and hide it under my bed for safe keeping.
But we'll hopefully just teach them like, hey, this is your house.
This is yours.
Like, you're going to be fed every day.
Wow.
Man, life about to change.
Yeah, I know.
Do you guys say stuff and then get in trouble at home?
On air?
Yeah, Amy, you probably do.
Eddie doesn't because Eddie just acts like life's perfect.
I used to and then I learned not to.
I've been up this for 10 years.
I still get in trouble.
11 years
Oh, 11
It's not trouble
It's just
Ray see if you can get my girlfriend
She may be awake
Uh oh
What did you do?
I really didn't
It's not trouble
It's just that
Friction
I speak openly
And honestly
To millions of people
And sometimes
I don't guard my words
I just say
And you know
You should always
Guard your words
If you don't want
Any sort of
Problems
Anyway
If she's awake
I know that
She was on a 15 hour
Bus ride last night
Oh
Because she's
The Brad Paisley
Tour starts
Today
Okay
And she's with Brad on that tour.
And so I talked to her last night for a bit because they were in the middle of a long bus ride.
This is, yeah, if she's awake, we'll talk to her.
Okay.
Yeah, I want to hear what's going to hear what's going to do.
What do you think I said?
Of course, you know what I said?
Every time I'm like, well, this is probably going to get me in trouble and then I say it.
Yeah.
But I got to be true to the show.
I had somebody yesterday coming me and say they don't like Eddie on the show anymore.
Who said that?
A boss?
Yeah.
A big one?
Because they think Eddie's fake now because he's too, like, fake about his life.
Wow.
Who said that?
I guess that's because I protect my kids, huh?
No, it's like you think everything's good all the time
You're like, oh, everything's perfect
You want to get real, let's get real. How much time we got?
Oh, stop that.
We can get real, real.
We'll see if she's awake.
Okay.
She's been on the bus right.
Yeah, we'll talk to her.
It always starts with a text.
When you get the text, like, hey, listen back to the show.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Oh, do you?
Go ahead.
Oh, well, my husband finally listened to the show he was behind,
so he was listening to the podcast later about how I wrecked my car.
Oh, he didn't know you hit somebody.
I told you when I said it on air.
He didn't know yesterday.
Well, he found out the other day.
He wasn't listening live that day.
But he kept trying to drop hints like, oh, he's like, I finally had time to catch up on the podcast.
And then he was like, look at my car.
He kept dropping hints waiting for me to just confess it to him.
And then he's like, are you just not going to tell me?
You expect me to just hear it on the radio?
And I was like, listen, the car's fine.
He's like, there's a piece of your car in your car that should be on the outside of your car.
Things are not fine.
And he's like, you've got to be careful when you drive.
I mean, it was a whole thing.
And he's like, I can't believe you weren't just going to tell me.
I'm like, honestly, sometimes I just feel like if I say it on the show, it's out there.
Me too.
I kind of feel the same way, too.
Like, this is another place that I feel like I can say stuff safely.
Uh-huh.
And I can get it all out there.
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
It's a safe place.
I like that.
He's not in the room.
I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.
Yeah.
Let's see if she'll answer.
She may be asleep.
Stacy in Florida.
Hey, Stacy.
Thank you for calling.
Hi.
What's happening?
You guys were talking about adoption a few minutes ago.
Yes, Amy is, I mean, we're 42 days away from our kids moving in.
I just wanted to call and let you guys know how heartwarming I thought that was.
I see it from a slightly different perspective, actually, that I'm sure you guys don't hear from.
I am actually a biological mom that had to give two little girls up for adoption for medical reasons.
And it's so heartwarming to me to see that there are,
people out there that are, you know, ready and willing to, you know, give these kids the loving home that, you know,
biological parents may not be able to do that. Well, I really appreciate the call. I think Amy does too.
Yeah. Because she's nodding and... Yeah. You're right. We don't, I don't hear from your side a lot. And I think
about my kids' moms all the time. Thank you for the call. Stacey. Really appreciate that.
Thank you for calling from Florida. All right. My girlfriend's on the phone. Lindsay.
Hey, Lindsay, how are you? Good morning.
Good morning.
Morning.
Morning, poogie.
Morning poop!
Are you awake or do we wake you?
I totally.
Lentz has been on a 15-hour bus ride.
She starts her toward Brad Paisley today,
and so they drove all through the night last night,
and so woke her up.
She did text me away early this morning,
so I thought she may be awake.
But what we were talking about was here as a group,
we say things on the air sometimes,
and, you know, our significant others,
our partners, our whatever we call them,
will hear them and go,
oh, so you said this on the air.
And so yesterday, I said something that,
I don't know if you didn't like it or didn't like it,
but you texted me about it.
I'd be curious to know.
I would let you tell them what it was.
I don't think you're upset,
but I think maybe it caught you the wrong way a little bit, huh?
Nope.
Oh, I didn't think about that part either.
Oh, no, she's bringing up other stuff.
I did write a song that she was like,
oh, you wrote this for me?
That's okay.
I don't love the premise.
but no no not that the other thing
I'm not even going to tell you what it is what else
I mean I'm trying to remember
what did you text me about
because she didn't get to hear the show because she was working
yesterday morning and then she was like
oh I'm not your type
oh shit I thought about that in the back of my
because I'm completely off of the free type
and I know your type
because you guys talk about it all the time
no we don't talk about all the time
well and maybe she's seen pictures
of people you've dated you have a time
and that for sure
She's met past people I've dated before
Because we were friends forever before we started dating
Yeah
And yesterday we were talking about how a lot of the girls that I've dated before Lindsay
Have had randomly had dark hair
And maybe banged
And Lindsay has blonde hair
And she was like oh what about your type here
And I was like I don't have it
I said you're so my type that I don't even care about your hair color
Like our personality
She's so kind
And she was like, that's an interesting way to spin it.
I was like, there's no spin here.
I'm not the president.
I'm not working press secretary for somebody.
She comes back from her Brad Paisley tour with brown hair.
Do you ever hear things that hurt your feelings?
My feelings.
They just make me think about things.
And like I said, I learned the most about you from listening.
Is that a bad?
Oh, Amy thinks that's a really bad thing.
Go ahead.
Why?
What's a really bad thing?
No, no, no.
know that that's how he is. I'm not saying
it's a bet I just wish he
I feel like you do get a side of
Bobby that we don't get so I feel
like there are things that you know but
I know it's got to be rough like
yeah feeling like you're getting
to know your boyfriend because
of a microphone but that's just how he is
but that's how you are and that's
what I love about you. If she put
a microphone in between us as we were hanging
out of the house she gets this all too
yeah
okay
dang okay that's
good idea. To be fair, I do think I learned a lot about her thoughts through her songs.
That's very true. That's fair. Check, mate.
Oh, my goodness. Wow, that's a really good point. We're both creative people when we use our
outlets to express things that maybe we wouldn't express a normal human life. Although she's much
better about expressing her feelings than I am, much better. I'm awful about it. But the other day
when I said that I enjoyed our time apart, I don't think she loved that very much either.
Yeah.
Would you agree?
That one heavy a little bit.
What did I say that bothered you?
Well, you were just like, I love faith.
I love, you know, when we have a week apart, it makes, you know, the day we could
spend together that much better.
Can I agree with that?
Yeah.
It's a hard-go-waters, but I'm like, you really love faith.
Like, you love just not being with me for seven days.
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool.
I like it.
Yeah.
Because it makes it more together that much more.
You don't have to keep repeating that.
The part we hear as girls, though, is that you love space.
It's a part that I'm saying.
You love to be away from me.
It's not about you.
Like, I'm going to need space regardless.
The fact that you get to do your thing is awesome,
and then we get to come back together as one and be this beautiful unit.
Oh, beautiful unit.
Stop with that.
You don't talk that way.
Well, the good thing is I understand space, so I get it.
All right.
Thank you.
Sorry to wake you up.
All right, there she is.
My girlfriend, who is upset.
No, she's not upset.
She's not on the air a lot, but our producer, Morgan, her face,
she gets so sunburnt that it continues to swell,
and it's getting better, but it's getting worse before it gets better.
It's like it's scabbing over now.
And I feel so bad for her, but I think she learned a valuable lesson,
and it's, you just can't leave your skin on protecting the sun, right?
Like forever, you've learned this lesson.
Correct.
Like, I will never, ever go without.
the sunscreen again. The sunscreen
you were trying to use gave you an allergic reaction.
Right, but I should have went out and
got more and I didn't. She fell asleep
on a bench at the beach
in the summertime and her face
is like, she's like the guy from
Batman. Yeah, two-faced.
Two-faced. Where half of it's really swollen
and half of it's like a little angel.
But it's getting better.
It is getting better.
And it's getting better in the way that it's got to get worse
first. Yeah. Because it's got to scab over.
A little bit. I'm shocked. I'm still swollen up.
a little bit on one side. I really thought that would be
over with by now. I'm shocked too because
she walked the room and I was like, whoa. And I was like, oh, sorry
about that. Just general reaction.
Only every time I walk in bed.
Yeah. That's true. But again,
it's just a good public service for our listeners to know the sun will
mess you up. It will burn you up.
Go to our Facebook page if you want to see Morgan's face.
Saying I'm going to get
skin cancer. That's freaking me out.
Do you know that the sun is a big part of how you can get skin
cancer. I know, but the fact that everyone is commenting that freaks me out.
Here's the thing about our listeners on Facebook. They just say stuff. Don't read too.
I don't even go to Facebook. Like, if I went to Facebook all the time, I would constantly come in here
just fighting people. Can't go to our Facebook page. By the way, if you're a listener, don't go to our
Facebook page. Take that back. I know I told you to go. Don't even go to our Facebook page.
Stay off of it. We should shut that thing down. Unless you're nice.
Hey, bars closing. Start got to get out of here.
Yesterday, Amy and I were talking about the story.
We never got into it on the air about how this dude's suing this girl for texting her in the movie.
And he's suing her for $17.
And so I'll read you some of the story.
A Texas man is demanding a refund from his date after she texted while they were in the movies.
He filed a petition in Small Claims Court, seeking $17.31.
He claimed she spent that much money to take her to see Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2.
after the movie started, the defendant activated her phone at least 10 to 20 times in 15 minutes to read and send text messages.
This guy's so dumb.
They should put him in jail for putting out a dumb lawsuit.
Even in small claims court that's just clogging up the court system.
Yeah.
Like, you went on a date, you didn't like the date.
That's what happens when you date.
Right.
I mean, it happens.
It's bumble.
There are two types of people, people that text in movies and people that don't.
You got a type person you don't like.
That's what happens when you do.
when you date.
Just don't date again.
I think he's trying to be funny.
Probably.
Or he's just like not right.
So, yeah, there was that story.
Do you not feel that way, lunchbox?
I thought it was a great idea.
And the lady, the girl left him at the restaurant or whatever, so she ditched him.
So I think she owes him money and he earned that money.
He has a right to get it back.
No, if you're taking someone on a date and someone ditches you, you probably weren't a good date.
And that's part of the dating process.
They can leave anytime.
You can leave anytime?
him like, he's out.
This dude probably just butt hurt because she didn't like him.
And she left.
And so now I was like, I'm going to sue her for $17.
He didn't have to pay.
No.
He could have said we're going Dutch.
By the way, can they stop showing movies in 3D?
I avoid movies in 3D.
They're annoying.
Yeah.
That whole 3D thing where it's like, because for a couple years, every movie was in 3D.
They make regular movies in 3D?
Like adult movies?
Because all the kids' movies are in 3D is for sure.
No, I don't think so.
Like the Avatar was in 3D.
3D.
I guess if it's a sci-fi kind of movie they would.
But I don't think you're going to see, for example, the notebook.
Yeah.
Or what was the movie?
The NASA movie.
Oh, yeah, Hidden Figures.
You're not going to say it in 3D.
No reason to.
So I don't like one of the glasses.
They give me a headache.
One of my eyes doesn't work.
It's where I'm over my other glasses.
Didn't you throw away your glasses one time in the normal glasses?
Yeah.
In the recycle bin for the 3D glasses?
I have my 3D glasses on.
I have a normal glasses on.
And I was like, okay, we're done.
and boom, throw them all in the trash.
And the 3D glasses trash.
Yeah.
I'm so stupid.
And when did you realize you threw them in there?
About halfway down the hallway,
I was like, I can't see, like normally.
Like, I can't even see.
So I went back and had to go dig through the,
and I found them,
but then they felt disgusting.
So I did go to,
I went and saw Guardians of the Galaxy, too.
I thought pretty good.
I didn't think it was as good as the first one.
It never is.
But that first one that I saw,
it was out of nowhere.
Like, no one expected Guardians of the Galaxy
to be good.
But that movie came out in 2000.
13 or so, right?
It's been that long.
Is that the one with a squirrel?
Is it a fox?
Is it like a superhero movie?
It's a marble movie, yeah.
Okay, I need to see it.
Yeah, it's funny.
But now everything that's funny is compared to Deadpool.
Oh, that's supposed to be really funny.
Have you not seen Deadpool?
No, I have it on my list.
Deadpool's funny.
But they said don't see it with my kids.
Oh, it's not a kid's movie.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
It's not even a kid's movie where they hide, and it's funny to adults, but kids don't get it.
Okay.
It's just not a kid movie.
Yeah, Deadpool's good.
So there's also people that are marrying themselves called salogamy.
You guys heard this?
What a little world?
It's like solo gami, sologamy.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So like monogamy.
Yeah.
Oragami.
No, no, no, no.
Not different.
So do they have a ceremony?
Yeah.
This bride wore a dress in bouquet on the Brooklyn Bridge and she did it alone.
She did the whole thing where she married herself.
She's like, I've decided to be by myself and she had a bride's wedding dress on, pictures,
walked down the aisle to nobody.
She was like, I marry myself.
Slogamy.
If she changes her mind and she changed.
cheating on herself? Well, it's not, if you change your mind, you're not cheating. You can always
get divorced. Oh, my goodness. I divorce myself. It's Bobby Bonesday. I'm a hometown.
It is? Yeah, I just was reminded. Oh. I got a note from my girlfriend, happy Bob Bowens Day.
My hometown gave me a day. It was the first time, I guess now it's the third year that I've given a
scholarship. Yeah. So they created Bobby Bones Day. And I have a Bobbi Bones Day in Tuscalo,
Alabama, too. Do you know that? Dang. That also means you have a key, or no? Is that different?
I thought they say key to the city, but it really wouldn't get you in anywhere.
Okay.
But I mean you have it.
I have a plaque.
Oh, does it have a key on it?
No, I didn't.
Listen, it doesn't unlock any doors.
No free meals.
Okay.
It's just kind of a thing where they're like, we're cool.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not real.
I have a few days.
Yeah, you do.
I was giving a day when I was 19 because I got MTV on the cable system in Hot Springs, Arkansas.
How did you petition?
I got on the radio and threw a fit.
Yeah.
Oh.
And the cable company picked, because I was like, why do we not have
MTV.
Was it like a rebellious channel to have?
Like, why didn't you all have it?
I don't know.
I was just being stupid.
Okay.
And they did it, so then...
They gave you a day?
Yeah, because it was this whole revolution I started.
You know, kids.
Because you brought MTV?
Yeah, yeah.
That's amazing.
It was like almost year of 2000.
It really wasn't that amazing.
Oh, okay.
It wasn't like it was the 80s when it was just kind of starting.
What are you going to talk about?
You want to talk about the Walmart shopper who put the deer in a hell?
Headlock?
What?
Yeah, because I don't know anything about it.
This deer was running around in the store.
Oh, no.
Yeah, in Minnesota.
So this deer's running around, and it's like running into things.
It's scared.
Probably going crazy, yeah.
Like, it's scared, it's going crazy, and it really can hurt someone.
So this guy jumps on top of it, like he's deer wrestling, takes it to the ground, puts
into headlock and holds it until animal control gets there, and they get there and they
freed the deer.
But he was able to take the deer and hold it down.
Someone posted a photo on Facebook
And they're both lying out a big bag of dog food
Because he jumped
Yeah
He jumped and he's a big MMA fan too
So he was like using those moves
And put the deer in a headlock
And again
Just so you don't think the deer was hurt
They took the deer and let it release it outside
Right
And it was all good
It's a crazy picture though
That's intense
Yeah
It happened in Wadena Minnesota
About 150 miles northwest of Minneapolis
For a little deer
I'm assuming if it's a pretty rural area
Like where I grew up
The woods are near the Walmart
and what would happen where I grew up was they would build things where the woods were.
And these animals aren't used to things being there, so they would still kind of get into the area a lot.
Yeah.
And all of a sudden, if there's a deer there and the doors are open,
maybe it just walks right in.
It pops right into the store.
And they can't walk very well in the hard floors.
Oh, they slip around a lot?
They're a little hoax.
Poor guy.
Yeah.
You know, I feel bad for our buddy, Mike Dee.
Why?
He just has no luck with the girls.
Maybe he needs some help from the master
He continues to get stood up
What app are you on?
Bumble
What happened?
Went out with this girl one time
Had a really good first date
And then I texted her to hang out again
For a second date
And she just stopped texting me
Mike D's our phone screener
He's the newest member of the show
Youngest member of the show
And it's like all these girls
He goes one and done
Yeah I've been on a lot of first dates
Not a whole lot of second dates
Are you thinking that maybe it has something to do with you?
I mean, at this point I'm thinking there's something wrong with me.
I tend to whenever I find a problem, if it happens over and over,
I try to find the common denominator.
It'd be me.
I wonder what it is.
I wonder what's the, because you're a nice guy.
Yeah.
But I never feel like they're disinterested in me or like they're just kind of like showing me off.
It's like, I don't know.
And you're on Bumble, so they have to come to you, right?
Yeah.
But you can't get a second date.
No?
I need a look at your profile.
Okay.
Let me take a look at it.
I failed many times.
good at this.
People have a lot of questions about our relationships.
We talk about them on the show.
I guess sometimes we just don't address certain things.
Like Amy's relationship, for example.
We all got to ask one question.
What would you ask about Amy's relationship?
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The left.
Always?
Yep.
You guys ever switch it up?
Nope.
Because my nightstands on the left.
Good point with that.
See, now, I always sleep on the left side,
but I have two nightstands because I still live alone.
so I could either have either side.
But I always sleep.
I sleep on the left side when I'm by myself.
I sleep on the edge.
Yeah.
Have a whole bed.
Me too.
And I still sleep right on the edge.
If my husband's not there, I keep the right side made.
And I just turned down my side.
Kind of tuck myself in.
That way it's easier to make my bed.
Your dog doesn't sleep in the bed?
No way.
I used to let her sometimes, but she's too big and she sheds so much.
What else would I ask about your relationship?
Oh.
Before you guys go to bed, like what's the routine?
Do you read and he reads?
Like, what happens before, like, do you watch TV?
No, we do either Netflix or Hulu or whatever show we're sharing.
On TV or computer?
Computer.
TV's off.
We only recently got a TV in our bedroom this year.
It's our first TV we ever had in the bedroom, but we still watch our computer.
And then I put in my night guard.
Good night, honey.
Which is super hot.
And then, yeah, we say good night and give an awkward kiss with my night guard.
With my god.
Go out.
And then he's always yelling at me to turn my lamp off.
I always forget to turn my lamp off.
Does he yell at you?
Not like that way.
He's like, no, he says it more like this, annoying.
Are you going to get the lamp?
And I'm like, yes, I'm going to get the lamp when I'm done.
Like, of course I'm going to get the lamp.
But it's always like, it's not yelling.
It's asking me in a way that means turn off the lamp.
Are you going to get the lamp?
Every time.
Have you have any questions for Amy about her relationship?
Yeah, I'd like to know how often your husband
you guys fight because I feel like he would get frustrated with your mess-ups.
Your forgetfulness.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How often does that become an issue?
Every time I mess up.
I mean, yes, I can be spacey.
He appreciates that side of me because he is so rigid and doesn't mess up, really.
He's really together and makes lists and checks things off.
Like, I make lists and lose them.
So, but he says that that side of me is,
exciting and like keeps things interesting.
Exciting.
Like an adventure.
You know what's exciting?
Bungy jumping.
Skydiving.
You know what's not exciting?
Having somebody who loses their list.
He says it's great that we're total opposites.
Yeah.
He didn't want to marry someone just like him.
He says.
That's what he says.
Perfect.
This is after we fight when we're making up.
You know what?
If I wanted to marry someone like me, I marry me.
People were doing that.
We're talking about that.
That's a great idea.
It's the slogamy.
This woman got married to herself.
Should we ask you about your relationship?
You can't.
Let's do the skinning, and you can ask me whatever you want.
Everybody can ask them that they want.
I don't care.
Okay.
Open book here.
I mean, we could do that and not the skinny, but I'll do skinny real quick.
Well, I'm the last skinny Amy messed it up.
I totally messed up.
She claimed CSI was canceled all three shows.
In CIS, get it right.
Whatever.
Get it.
They've all been canceled.
Then she goes, I think I messed up the skinny.
Those are the shows that were renewed because of the biggest rated shows.
Just in the skinny, I was so shocked.
I'm like, I can't believe this is canceled because this is a highest rated show,
but NCIS is not coming back.
But it actually is.
So good news.
The Bull, NCIS, criminal minds, they're all coming back.
Oh, all those shows you said were canceled?
Two Brogirls is canceled.
Yeah, because I said that.
Yeah.
Okay.
I messed up.
We made a retraction.
Retraction.
Retract.
Rob it bone show.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Forbes released a list of America's richest self-made women and Oprah.
I mean, there's tons of celebrities on there you don't know,
but Oprah came in third.
She's the person you would know with $2.9 billion.
Taylor Swift also made the list, but she's 55th.
With $280 million.
So, hold on a minute.
Her parents were really rich.
How is she self-made?
She self-made her career?
I mean, this $280 million is hers, not her parents.
You think that they had it come from the bottom now they're here?
Huh?
Started at the bottom now here.
Like Oprah.
Yeah, totally different.
Yeah, I don't consider
I consider Taylor very successful,
very smart, but I don't consider Taylor like self-made.
Like, our parents had a lot of money
and helped her get started.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know who came in?
I just find this really, really interesting.
And number one, we don't know her,
but she founded Little Caesars in 1959
and she's worth $5.1 billion.
Pizza.
Wow.
Yeah.
Again, don't know her story.
No, but her name's Marion.
Shout out.
You know who's like Harry Potter girl?
Oh, yeah.
What's your name?
Emma.
Jayne Rowling.
No, not Emma Stone.
Emma Stone did not write Harry Potter.
Jayne.
No, see the actress.
J.K. Rowling.
Yeah.
She lived in a car and wrote a book.
Yeah, hardcore.
So, like, self-made.
But I guess that's whatever is self-made.
Like, Taylor wasn't given $280 million.
I just think it's self-made.
I think of somebody who had nothing.
Okay.
And was like, I'm going to start, and I have no money,
and I'm eating ramen noodles.
I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
It may be an unfair comparison on my part.
What else you got?
Kelly Clarkson will compete against Amy Schumer on season three of Celebrity Family Feud,
and she's playing for Dolly Parton's Dollywood Foundation.
And then Lee Bryce and Jared Neiman, they're on the upcoming season as well.
Steve Harvey will be hosting.
It all starts June 11th on ABC.
I'm Amy.
That's your 32nd Skinny.
All right, here we go.
That 70s show.
What state is that in?
Iowa.
Wisconsin.
Okay. You didn't know that?
No.
The Walking Dead. What state's that in?
Georgia.
Correct.
Breaking Bad. What state set in?
What? Uh, not Washington State. I don't know. Why?
Breaking Bad. Think about it. Where is Breaking Bad? Think of the houses.
Oh, oh, oh, Nevada.
New Mexico. Oh, shoot. A little closer.
Okay. Thank you for the house hit.
The office.
The state is like New Jersey or something.
Rhode Island. Maine? No.
Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania. One of those up there.
The Golden Girls, what state of the?
Florida.
Correct.
I know the important ones.
Home improvement.
Somewhere in the middle of America.
I don't know.
Detroit, Michigan.
Detroit.
Michigan to state.
Okay, Michigan.
How about one more?
You won't get that one.
This is hard.
Not really.
Oh.
I got it.
I got a ball.
You're good at that.
I made the game.
I don't...
South Park.
Have you ever even seen episode South Park?
No.
I've seen the clips online and the old man.
No, that's family guy.
Oh, see?
Then I've never seen South Park.
Colorado.
Oh, really?
There's a Girl Scout leader from Kentucky who stole more than $15,000 worth of cookies.
She stole not only from her own troop, but maybe neighboring troops as well.
This is from the news.
She picked up a large order of cookies for her troop, and then was supposed to return and pay for the cookies, but she didn't?
And so now she went to jail.
I'm just thinking, man, she goes to prison.
Like, what do you have for?
Like, her story is not very hardcore.
Well, was she trying to resell them or she wanted to eat them?
I don't know.
Either way, not good.
There was a, it doesn't say.
She now faces up to 10 years in prison if she's convicted.
Because you get more prison credit if she's like had this operation.
She's trying to resell them on the black market.
Oh, you're saying no credit if she's trying to eat them?
In Arkansas, around my hometown, they stole a whole trailer full of L'Ebby's.
What?
Who did?
With like thousands of dollars worth of L'OWBB's.
These criminals.
And then it was gone.
And so they went and they found it.
And they ate none of the little Debbie's.
And they found the trailer full.
Like, if you're going to still a bunch of little Debbie, eat some of the little Debbie.
And they need a box.
Yeah, I'd have to.
The little swirls.
Yeah, the swirls were good.
Those are actually, you know what they're called?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
But those are the ones I would get the two little log things.
And when you bit into it, it was a swirl, like a barrel of hay.
Yeah.
With cream in the middle.
Yeah.
Beryl of hay.
That's funny.
Well, that's what it looks like to me, but what were those called?
Do you know?
That's funny.
Is that what you're thinking of?
I used to eat the generic version.
Oh, okay.
So I didn't eat the actual little Debbie version.
You know what the real version was called?
What was the generic version?
Swirl rolls or something?
Yeah, they were called swirls.
Swirls.
Cream swirls.
No, mine were cream swirls.
Let me see.
It was like we didn't get honeycombs.
We got like honeyglobs.
Amy's were called Swiss rolls.
Swiss rolls.
And those were so good.
My mom used always to be like.
You need to hit the table, eh?
Well, I just, I'm also, can't believe my mom would put those in my lunch every day.
We have upside down trash cans in our garage.
Somebody stole our cones.
We just have cones that would mark off whenever artists would come in.
Yeah.
So now we just have upside down trash cans in the office.
Like, literally.
That's true.
We have no money.
Yeah.
We have nothing.
We don't have, I say we.
We weren't able to buy chairs.
So I had to go to artists and say, hey, well, you artists of the country music community, we're here.
promoting your music, loving what you do,
would you please buy us chairs?
And they have.
Nata doesn't have a chair.
She has Rascal Flats.
And I have Garth Brooks.
I don't have a chair.
But you guys all got yours.
And you know what?
I hope you're back.
You've all been doing a great job.
Nice and comfy.
Lower lumbar support is on point.
Tim McGraw got Eddie a chair.
Carrie Underwood got lunchbox a chair.
And Kip Moore got Ray a chair.
And Dirk's Bentley got Amy a chair.
And that's fantastic, you know?
Yeah.
And here I am.
Fantastic.
Back hurting.
Trash cans are upside down in the garage.
What happened with the...
Morgan, what happened with the trash cans?
Morgan's one that kind of runs the room.
Our boss Rod saw that I was using the...
Well, I guess he didn't know I was using the trash cans,
but he saw the trash cans out in the garage holding spaces,
and he started this huge email thread
with some of the other bosses like,
hey, can we get some cones and not look so trashy for a better term?
It does like trashy.
Listen...
We...
Our green room...
when you come to the show is my office,
which is also the storage unit.
Yeah, it's pretty...
We keep it real, but not on purpose.
We wish we didn't have to keep it real.
We wish we had nice things,
but are we allowed to have nice things?
Will we break them?
You have to also wonder
if maybe the bosses don't give us things
because they think we'll break them.
Because we're not like a normal show of professionals.
But would we?
I don't know.
They never gave us a chance.
They don't let us know.
So we have a bunch of trash cans out there holding spots
It's resourceful
And then when Rascal Flats come tomorrow
They'll know their spots
By the episode on trash cans holding those
Oh man
Rompery Gates happening
Yeah
I don't even care
I think the male roppers are funny
And if guys can work Capri
We talked about yesterday
And I didn't put it up
And I'll talk about it in a minute too
But Kelsey
Ballerini wrote a joke
And she was like
You know
Where is the joke that Kelsey wrote?
Here.
Okay, Kelsey wrote,
No, I do not.
It will not take credit
for this disgrace to humanity.
Boys, keep your pants on.
Okay?
Yeah.
I didn't even think it was to that.
And I tweeted back to her.
I said, hey, what,
okay, wait until we hang out next?
I'm going to wear one of these.
And then people were all,
like, jumping all down her throat.
Yeah, I think she deleted it.
She went and apologized.
I looked for it.
She was like, I love rompers more than I love something else.
My last tweet was a joke.
It came off wrong.
And it didn't come off as anything.
Puppies.
people online
should probably get three bad tweets
like what's offensive
about rompers
in any way
making fun of it or saying it's fine
but if guys are wearing capri pants
a couple cool guy
if Sam Hunt wears a romper once everybody be wearing it
listen if Sam Hunt wears the romper one
Chase Rice be wearing a romper
I'll wear one
and Chase was the one tweeting like I'll pour a beer on it
So do you think if Chase Rice saw Sam Hunt
in a romper he'd pour a beer on his head and poke a guy
No he wouldn't
Because that's what he said he's going to do
Chase Rice was the guy that beat
Not the literal Chase Wright,
but he was the guy that picked on me
and beat me up through school.
Oh, yeah, that kind of person.
The bully, like, I'll pour a beer on you.
I'm big and bad.
Like, that was that guy.
And I don't mind Chase.
I thought that was a pretty de-baggy tweet.
But, yeah, who cares?
I mean, robbers are stupid.
I like them on.
For girls, they're awesome.
Let me try one on knowledge.
I'll be honest.
I'm not really caught around my dude.
Okay.
Here's Amanda and Virginia.
Amanda, thank you for calling the show.
What's going on?
Hi, I was calling about relationships
from having a TV in the bedroom.
I know you all were talking about that earlier.
Yeah, I'm glad you called.
Amy mentioned that for the first time they put a TV in the room, her and her husband.
Mm-hmm.
And your thoughts on that are?
The best marriage advice I ever got was not to have a TV in the bedroom.
And to spend that time being away from the kids and focusing on each other,
talking about things that you experience during the day or your fears or your dreams
and spend that time cuddling and being intimate with your partner.
My husband had been married just over a year
But together almost three years
And it's been fantastic
And for the first three years, didn't you guys do that?
Oh yeah, we've been married 10 years
And this is our first year to get a TV in our bedroom
So I also was given that advice
And we honored it for many, many years
But then we found ourselves still watching stuff on our computers
We're like, let's just get a TV
They finally were like, let's just watch Narcos
You know what? We know all about those dreams and fears
Yeah
Can we put friends on?
In fears, we can mute it.
Yeah.
Thank you, Amanda.
But it is good advice.
I mean, you know, you've been married a year.
Call me back.
Wow.
Just kidding.
Well, we did use a laptop for several months.
I had avarian cancer and had surgery.
And so I couldn't make it up and down the stairs to go downstairs to watch TV with him.
So he brought the laptop into the bedroom so that we could still watch shows and movies together.
But, yeah, it was hard to have that temptation.
like turn it off and put it away and focus on each other when it's easy,
just kind of zone out and watch something.
I like the zoning out.
I'm being honest with you.
I think I'm going to still, I'm always going to have a TV in my room.
And we cuddle while we watch TV.
There you go.
Right.
And you talk about what's on TV.
Yeah.
We bond.
Thank you, Amanda.
Thank you for the call.
Let's see.
I want to just grab some calls.
Hey, let's go to David in Fort Smith, Arkansas.
David, how are you?
What's up, Bobby?
You're on the air, dude.
Thanks for calling.
Yeah, hey, I called you a couple weeks ago.
I needed some advice for an anniversary gift for my wife.
Yeah, what did I say?
Oh, yeah.
You told me just to keep it personal, you know.
You keep it light on the wallet, and I, you know, kept it personal, took your vice, man, and it was a home run, dude.
What did you do, I wonder?
I took some Meldador pictures.
Some what?
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Oh, male boudoir pictures.
I'm teasing.
What did you do?
What did you do, really?
I got her a wood plaque.
and it was stained with our anniversary and names
and had a piece of rope on it with some clothespins
and put our wedding pictures on there.
That's not talking about it. And it's kind of like you made that too.
Yeah, yeah, man, she loved it.
That's what I'm talking. See, that's good.
Listen, I do give the greatest advice.
I'll be honest. I give some good advice.
But you did the work there, dude. That's good.
Yeah, it was a home run, buddy.
I appreciate it.
No, I didn't do it.
Hey, David, you did it.
All I did is say some random generic stuff.
You came through.
Nice work.
Tell her we say hello. Tell her happy anniversary.
We'll do. Thanks, buddy.
All right, buddy. Have a nice day.
Let's go over to Hannah and Fort Wayne.
Hi, Hannah.
Hi.
Thank you for calling.
Amy, let's fuck, what's up?
Hey.
I just got tickets to your show in Fort Wayne yesterday during the pre-sale, and I'm so excited.
Oh, good.
Yeah, my tickets going to sell from my new stand-up tour tomorrow, and I'll be in Fort Wayne,
and I think that's the first stop.
So, yeah, thank you, Hannah.
Can't wait to see you.
Yeah.
Me too.
I literally called my fiance.
Like, he's not allowed to answer his phone at work, and I called him over and over again.
And then he thought there was like an emergency, and he had to call me.
And I was just like, oh, I just got tickets to Bobby Bell.
So you wasted an emergency, though.
So next time when there's a real emergency, he's going to be like, oh, let me guess one direction's coming to town.
Right, yeah.
But it's fine because it was worth it.
Well, I appreciate that.
Well, I'll see you in a few weeks, I guess, like a month or so.
Yeah.
All right, Hannah, have a nice day.
You too.
Bye.
All right, bye-bye.
Let's do another one.
Let's go to Ashton and Mountain Pine, Arkansas, my hometown.
Look at this. Hey, Ashton.
For the scholarship and supporting me going to college.
Yeah.
You're the, she's the winner?
She, well, the recipient?
Yeah, I wouldn't say winner.
Okay, she's a recipient, the chosen one.
Yes.
So they just had, the graduation happened.
And every year I pick a student.
And Ashton wrote an essay.
Hey, essay was good too, by the way.
Thank you.
It was really good.
And so I pick a student and then, you know, yeah, they get a scholarship.
I'm happy.
Where are you going to go to school?
UCA.
You know?
That's a great school right in the middle of central Arkansas.
That's awesome.
I'm really proud for you.
Congratulations on graduation.
You feel good about it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
Well, keep up, let me know how it's going around there.
How does she find out?
She gets it.
How do you tell people?
How does she find out?
So what happens is I get, so you wrote an essay, Ashton, and I read it and I go, hmm, I liked it.
Because it's not always the highest GPA or it's not always the person with the most.
I'm always like, okay, this person actually seems like they could use it.
Yeah.
and they would work hard at it.
And so I read Ashton, and I was like, man, she's great.
And so I picked her.
I don't know how they tell her.
Yeah, that's what I'm asking you.
Like, she did a letter.
I didn't call Ashton.
I told the school I was like, I pick Ashton.
How do they tell you, Ashton?
My counselor came up to me.
Well, that's cool.
Congratulations.
And you know what it's called?
Do you know what it's called?
That's right.
They don't be skipping school scholarship by Bobby Bones.
That's the good one.
Because that's the key to success.
It's not how smart you are.
It's showing up and being on time.
All the time.
All the time.
all the time.
Show up, be on time, all the time.
90% of success.
Ashton, congratulations on graduation.
I'm really proud of you.
Thank you.
Represent the hometown well, okay?
Okay.
All right, see you later.
I love that.
She sounds so young.
Yeah, 17.
We're getting old.
Yeah, yeah, we're getting old for sure.
What do you want to ask?
I'll let you ask me something,
because we were kind of pinging you about your relationship.
Mm-hmm.
A little unknown fact you said,
can you ask me things?
So go ahead.
What do you want to know?
Yeah.
When's the next time you're going to see her?
probably Monday or Tuesday
She left to go
She's torn with Brad Basley tonight
Tomorrow and Saturday
So does that mean
Since you all haven't seen each other a little bit
You'll do a little date
Like do you plan
How often do you plan a special date?
Is it like holidays like Valentine's Day
birthdays or do you just spontaneously do date night sometimes?
They're spontaneous sometimes
But I guess just because
It's a week night
It's tough for both of us
And by both of us I mean me
Because I have to get up at 3 in the morning
Okay, so you could do like a three or four p.m.
But I will have food ready a lot of times.
And it's all the food's ready and taken care of at the house.
So she can come over and eat?
Yeah, absolutely.
It's no super special thing.
Yeah?
But I'm tough.
I'm tough to date because of my schedule and because of my personality.
Well, you should do that next week.
We went out to a movie last week.
We happened to be in town on the same weekend.
We went and watched Guardians of the Galaxy too.
And I told you she's so nice.
I got mad at.
Yeah, that's true.
I got mad her because she'd never seen Guardians of the Galaxy One.
And she didn't tell me that.
And I was like, how could you not tell me you sing gardens again,
and see it out's the last one?
What's the name of the movie?
Yeah, whatever.
I was so upset because I wouldn't want to go watch part two without seeing part one.
And I was like...
She didn't care. She wanted to be with you.
I know, but don't.
That's...
Because she's just like this angry performer.
Uh-huh.
Like, brr, I'm going to rip the guitar part.
She gets on stage.
She's like this crazy.
But to me, she's too nice.
And so that's her thing.
Like, nobody's so nice to me.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
What else do you else want to know anything else?
I got a throwback lined up if you don't.
You look like I got all these questions and now you had one.
Oh, I thought we were going to go around and ask a question.
Lunchbox, have any questions?
Yeah, I got a question.
Absolutely.
I got a lot of questions.
Oh, boy.
Go ahead.
I want to know how you trained your girlfriend to wait.
Stop.
Go ahead.
No, to wake up every morning and make you breakfast when she's in town.
How did you train her to do that?
So I don't think I trained her at all.
Actually, I don't want her to wake up when I wake up.
But she is a very light sleeper.
So when I would move around in the morning, she would wake up automatically.
And so if she's the house, and I wake up really early, she wakes up, and she's like,
ah, just go make you breakfast.
And I'm like, well, okay, I appreciate that.
That's how.
There's no training involved.
She's just a kind human.
Okay, and what are the pet names you call her that we don't hear?
I don't call her a pet name.
I was messing around with poo-poo a little bit.
Oh, yeah, what happened to that?
She didn't like it that much.
She was like, I don't like it when you call me poo.
So you don't do anything like, honey?
Nothing.
And I was just doing poo-boo-boo to be facetious, too.
I'd be like, boo-boo.
Poo-boo, come here.
She's like, stop.
I'm not a dog
and secondly, my name's not boo-boo.
And so, yeah, no pet names.
She can call me any pet names either.
Okay, when she's out on the road,
do you have a spy out there
that reports back to you?
I do not.
What?
No spies.
Why?
Because she's probably cheating on me or something?
Well, you just got to, I mean,
she had that football player
and she pulled.
Well, first of all,
you can't just say she had that football player.
She did.
She took a picture with him at an event.
That's it.
That's it.
Super big smile.
There was no daylight between them.
I mean, their shadows were.
making out. That's okay. Okay.
I have no jealousy in here. And if I ever
feel like I can't trust somebody, then we'll just stop the
relationship. But I have full trust.
But you have a relationship with Brad Paisley.
She's on the road with Brad Paisley. So you
might want to hit up Brad Paisley's camp.
Hey, can you be
snap some photos? Let me know what's
going on behind the stage, back scenes,
you know. So does that mean she should hit me
up to smile Bobby or
you or whatever?
No. She's the one out on the road.
There's nothing happening like that. I'm good.
Anything else you want to know?
How often does she pay for meals when you guys go out?
She tries it every single time.
Every single time.
Every single time.
I never...
Occasionally I'll let her once at a seven or eight times.
What?
Maybe.
And that's if...
Yeah.
But she tries every time.
At this point in your relationship, it should be at least 50-50.
It's not because we don't make the same amount of money.
I believe that...
I like that attitude.
No.
No, no, it's not because...
First of all, we're not married, so we don't share a bank account.
And I believe in any relationship where you're not sharing a...
bank account, you don't pay 50-50, you pay based on who can afford what.
So she doesn't make much money as I do.
Do you all know how much each other makes, ish?
I know how much she makes, and I think she probably has an idea of how much I make, but no, I don't, no.
Really, I'm at the answer.
You got to brag to her.
Like, that's a point.
Like, you have to be like, yeah, I got this.
Don't worry, I make this much.
Boom, throw it out on the car.
That's not how I live my life.
If anything is the opposite.
Like, I don't want, that shouldn't be a fact.
I don't want anyone dating me because of what they think I make.
Yeah.
Because money can go away.
Oh, in a New York minute.
Bobby hasn't always had money, so he gets girls for other things, right?
I never got girls.
I mean, you never got girls.
I don't know why do you get girls now?
Wait a second.
Exactly.
Like, what's the theme?
As the show's gotten bigger, girls like me more.
Yeah, that's why I wouldn't date forever because I was like, nobody even likes me.
Well, you just have more of a more of a platform to share your awesome personality.
As she laughs.
And two people have died in the last day, like famous people.
Chris Cornell died, lead singer of Soundgarde.
Black hole son, won't you come?
And then Roger Ells died.
Who was the CEO of Fox News until just a few months ago.
Oh, that dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They both.
Not. Chris Cornell is in his 50s. I think 52 maybe.
Yeah, 52.
Roger L's in his 70s, but wow, both of them died.
Hey, that's crazy. I just saw that pop up my Twitter feed just now.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Audrey and St. Louis. How are you?
God, how are you?
I'm good. Thanks for calling. What's going on?
Well, first I just wanted to thank you for all the positive light you should on police officers
because my husband's a state trooper and we really appreciate it.
Oh, that's awesome.
Tell him we say hello and thank you for what he does.
I will.
Thank you.
And then I had a relationship question for you.
I was just wondering if you ever saw yourself getting married.
Oh, that's a good question.
I don't see myself not getting married.
I've always felt that at some point in my life I would get married.
But I'm not someone who thinks you have to be married.
I mean, what a cop-out answer?
Yeah.
I get it.
And really, I'll call myself out for it.
But, I mean, yeah, I can see myself getting married.
But it's not like, I must get married.
It's not a goal.
Okay.
It's not a goal.
It's not a goal.
But if it happens in the right way.
What about having kids?
Again, if it happens in the right way.
Okay.
I would love to have kids.
I love to maybe adopt kids.
However I get kids, I just don't know that it's the right time.
But here's my thing about the right time.
There's never a right time to have kids.
There's never a right time.
True.
Like, there's never a time where you're like,
I'm just so comfortable.
It's the perfect time to have kids.
I don't know.
One single person has kids was like, oh, we waited at the exact right time and then we had them.
Yeah.
Kids make you make it the right time.
Yeah, you've figured out.
So I'm not against marriage.
I'm 37.
Never been married.
I've never been engaged.
Have you and your girlfriend ever talked about marriage?
No.
You can ask for that stuff.
I don't care.
I'll talk about it.
No, we don't talk about that stuff.
Never.
Well, she now knows.
She now knows you're not even thinking.
about marriage.
It's not I'm not thinking about it.
That's not true.
Oh.
But I'm not like,
hmm,
that's about to be marriage time.
Like,
warm up the engine.
That's just,
you know.
Okay.
We're just,
I'm just in a relationship.
I'm in a healthy relationship
for the first time in years.
And that's a big step for me.
True.
We'll take it.
But no,
we don't talk about marriage.
We don't not talk about marriage.
Well,
okay.
No,
we don't purposely avoid it.
It's what I'm saying.
Just like you don't not
see yourself getting married.
I just don't see yourself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know. Maybe she doesn't want to bring it up.
She's never brought it up.
Yeah, I mean, but she's younger, so.
She's almost 30.
She's 28.
Right. But I mean, she's younger.
I feel like if she was 30, I mean, there may be more pressure,
maybe for like a family.
If she wants kids, I don't even know.
Does she want kids? Do you know if she wants kids?
She also is right in the middle of her career, too.
It's true.
Trying to make it.
was just saying if she was older, she may be more.
Some girls, like, I have friends that are, like, freezing eggs.
And good for them.
Because we're, like, 37, no.
Are you, had you, wait, have you secretly frozen your eggs?
No.
Hmm.
Would you know?
Secretly?
Yeah, I know, but you didn't tell us.
A secret of me didn't tell us, and then we found out later.
No, I have friends that are married, and they're just not ready to have kids yet,
but we are getting older, so they're freezing eggs at a safety net.
And then I have friends that are single, and they just don't know what their future holds,
so they're freezing eggs.
Yeah.
Have you frozen anything?
No, but here's the thing.
I was talking to my doctor about testosterone
because I was like, hey, there are times
where I'm just like, I talked to this before.
Like, I just feel like I'm down and out.
And I was like, hey, what's up with testosterone?
And he was like, I don't think you need it yet
because I did a full physical.
And we checked everything.
Testosterone levels, blood levels, everything.
And he was like, you're very healthy.
The only weird thing that you have, like,
I don't know about the difference in good and bad cholesterol.
Something was it right there.
I'll talk about that on the show a little bit
but he was like, if you were to get testosterone
you would need to
save sperm and freeze it
because it could affect your
mount. Yeah, like your sperm
and he was like you
it affects so yeah
I mean if I ever got on testosterone I would probably save up something
okay interesting I just keep it at the house
no it doesn't
bring some over here work that way does you? Let's see
no I don't think so at all
um
I feel like I have a bunch of stuff
funny to talk about how about this guy who's going through college graduation and right in the
middle of it he grabs the microphone and proposes to his girl the college graduation she's in the
crowd by the way she's not on stage she here listen to this Nicole whitehead in 112 I love you
so much and I was wondering will you marry me this is stupid why I'm gonna tell you why
this age no no I don't care you get married 18 don't I
I care. Okay.
It's stupid.
Why?
One, she's not even with them.
She's like 30 rows back.
There's nothing intimate about this proposal.
You can say, okay, well, scoreboard's not intimate.
You're sitting beside them.
You're getting down on a knee, holding her hand.
He's like, did this thing on?
Hey, 27 rows back.
You.
No, no, no.
You.
Will you marry me?
Yeah, it was totally, it was like totally impersonal.
Did they know?
Like, did the school know he was going to do it?
I don't know, but it wasn't that orchestrated.
I didn't look orchestrated at all.
Okay.
He's just like, oh, I'm feeling good.
I'm going to answer me.
It was like when somebody grabs the mic and just goes, hey, I got something to say real quick.
Oh, no.
I didn't like this one.
Okay.
But, yeah, lunchbox.
I thought it was brilliant.
Because he stole the spotlight.
He let her know, hey, in front of all these people, I want you to know, you are the most important thing in the world to me.
And he said, boom, marry me.
That is awesome.
And the crowd.
One, I didn't think the crowd reacted all that good.
And two, he didn't even go on like a I love you rant.
Like, if you have a.
it? I just thought we didn't play the whole clip.
No, that's it. If you're going to do that
and you want the attention, like, you're just
too good to be true. Can't take my
eyes off of you. Sing something. You'd be like
heaven to touch. I want to hold you so much.
Yeah, you know, make it a thing.
Like, then have people come on and dance
behind you. Yes. I thought this was a total cop out.
Nicole Whitehead
in 112. I love you so much.
And I was wondering,
will you marry me?
So did she yell?
Next up, Christopher Wilson.
I know whoever's to be.
Yes.
Jonathan Winthrop.
I didn't think that one was like good.
Yeah.
Oh, well, you tried.
All the graduating seniors.
Thank you for your time.
Goodbye.
You know, the talk has been because the Nashville predators
are in the semifinals for the Stanley Cup.
One series away.
And so all the country stars are singing the national anthem.
So it started with Carrie Underwood.
And then people, like Keith Urban sang it last time, Little Big Town sing it, Lady Annabelle, I'm saying it.
I'm forgetting somebody.
Vince Gill.
Vince Gill, sing it.
Luke Bryan sing it.
Okay, so.
Yeah, that's right.
Okay.
It's like, the Bigster Service.
I was like, who's going to sing it tonight?
Does anybody have any tips?
Who's going to be singing it tonight in the country music?
Like, tips.
I read an article that was interesting.
Go ahead.
They noticed that all the artists were under one label group.
And so they said, since all the artists that have sing are in this group, then here are the
remaining artists.
And they said they went down the list, like Chris David.
Ableton, Eric Church, Chenaya.
George Strait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris Ableton would be great.
But who's on tour tonight, too?
Oh, that's true.
You got to look at that.
And then they also had Sam Hunt,
which I thought would be awesome.
Yeah.
Awesome.
That's interesting about the label thing.
They have like a deal?
I don't think it's a label thing.
I do think Sam would be cool.
Does he talk to National Anthem?
Hey, he has to.
I'll say, can you see?
By the Downs Early Light.
I was so proudly.
Then he's got to sing one word.
Yeah.
That's twilight.
Let's cleaning.
Who's your bet?
Who's your bet tonight?
Riva.
Oh, strong guess.
Wow.
Strong guess.
Earlier I couldn't think of anybody.
Me neither, but I finally thought of Riva.
I'm going to go.
Boy, Stapleton's a strong guest.
That'd be so awesome.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
I'd like church to do it.
You imagine church going out of there to sing it?
Good one.
Yeah, I can imagine it.
I can imagine anybody doing it.
Oh, that's true.
I can imagine Michael Jackson doing it.
He's not even alive.
Dang, that'd be crazy.
Hologram.
My guess is Chris Stapleton.
Wow.
Somebody said Taylor Swift online, but I think Taylor went back home.
She's in London.
She has a jet.
Yeah, but, no, there was a,
Tim's got a picture of her yesterday here leaving to go back home.
Really?
She was overseas, then she came back.
Did she see a picture yesterday?
Listen, I've seen celebrities with jets.
Taylor doesn't have a jet.
Taylor has basically a Southwest Airlines plane.
Oh, it's that big.
Oh, it's that big.
A plane.
A plane.
A jet's bigger than a plane.
Oh, okay, okay.
So if somebody has a plane, like Dirk's has a plane.
Oh, I got you.
Yeah, yeah.
Dirk flies, and he has one of those parachute planes.
And he flies it with another guy, and it's small, four-seater.
A jet is like luxury, and there's a bunch of seats in there, and you're just chilling.
And then there's, like, the president's jet.
That's what Taylor was getting on.
It looks humong.
Like an air bus?
Somebody tells me she's rich.
Yeah, a little bird.
All right.
Like a C1.
130.
Nata.
It could be John Legend because he's in town tonight.
I saw he was playing a Senate, but I think that kills the country music thing.
Yeah, they're on a role.
Like you don't take somebody an out-of-towner and put him in Nashville and let them sing.
If that's the plan, cancel it.
I love John Legend, but you can't put John Legend and have him sing in the country music team.
Yeah.
Unless they do like a do-it.
I'm going to say Chris Stapleton is out because he has a concert in Chula Vista, California tonight.
He's out.
That's good.
That's a long.
ways. How about Dolly?
Dolly?
That'd be legit. That's solid.
Oh, man.
Dolly and Kenny.
Both of them together.
I don't know. I mean, I think the strongest bet is...
Sam Hut? Church.
Riba?
I mean, Sam, maybe Sam.
Dude, Sam Hunt would be awesome.
If any of my friends know who it is, I won't tell you told me, but somebody text
me who it's going to be tonight. Yeah, Bobby's good at keeping secrets.
I will not reveal my source.
Thomas Rhett?
I'll say who it is, but I won't reveal my source.
Okay.
That's a good deal.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not reveal my source.
So send me a text.
Here's my number.
512.
We're talking about which country star was singing the national anthem at the Preds game.
Preds are the Nashville hockey team.
So Caroline in Nashville is on.
Hi, Caroline.
Hi.
Do you want to ruin the secret or do you know the answer?
Well, I was hanging out with some people before the game on Tuesday,
and we were talking about who was going to sing.
and this lady said that Keith Urban was going to sing, and he did,
and she also said that Tim and Faith were singing tonight.
Oh.
Spoiler alert.
Which makes sense.
That makes sense.
I said spoiler alert at the wrong time.
I was supposed to say it before.
Yeah, that's a really good one, too.
Well, Caroline, thank you very much for breaking the news.
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
No problem.
How are you today?
I'm doing great.
How are you guys?
I'm good.
What are you doing right now?
Like, I'm always curious what people are doing when they call us.
I'm on my way to work.
I love a Nashville.
I listen to you guys every morning.
Love you guys.
What kind of job do you have?
I am an office manager at a preschool in town.
At a preschool?
Yeah.
Did you get sick a lot when you first started working there because of kids?
Yes.
I do get sick very often.
Even though I was there almost four years, I still get sick.
Really?
Yeah.
Man.
Well, thank you for calling the show.
Thanks for the little spoiler.
Yeah.
Do you think people mad at us?
Because I think it's almost like a surprise.
No.
No.
They feel like insiders.
Yeah.
No, I like the Preds.
Oh, yeah.
They're probably mad at us.
Good point, good point.
Damn, forgot about that.
It's okay.
Nobody's listening.
Caroline, thank you very much.
Right?
I mean, because if I were trying to keep it a secret
in some loudmouth radio show
was like, but really, the woman spoiled it
by telling that girl.
Loud mouth of radio show.
Yeah.
It's her, not us.
Beauty sleep is real if you don't sleep enough,
you're ugly.
That's what is that.
This is what the article says.
What?
Yeah.
Beauty sleep is real.
People were rated as more,
they took all these pictures of people, right?
and half of them were people,
they got a lot of sleep,
half of them got no sleep.
And consistently,
the people who slept more
got the higher ratings.
Explains a lot.
About.
I get a lot of sleep
and people tell me how good looking I am.
I'll take long naps.
I guess you're probably,
you have less bags under your eyes,
you're less puffy.
They took photos of people
after two good nights of sleep
and then people
who had two terrible nights of sleep
and they asked strangers to rank them.
And that was it.
So I just retweeted this.
So you know Chris Cornell died.
last night and he was
a lead singer of Soundgarden, right?
They played a show
last night. Yeah, I saw that.
There is YouTube with them
playing last night. Hours before
he died. That's
crazy. I just retweeted
it, Mr. Bobby Jones, of them playing.
And if you're like me,
I grew up and I loved
the Nirvana Pearl Jam, Soundgarden,
Stone Tiltil Pilots. Like, that was
a real era for me.
How crazy for those fans that were there last night.
Yeah, got 52 years old.
And Roger Elles died from Fox News, who was just running Fox News not a few months ago.
Yeah, he stepped down.
Did he step down?
I thought he resigned because of the scandals.
Yeah.
Let's see, family gets into a violent brawl at a high school graduation.
There we go.
Here we go.
I mean, they're going at it.
We had to cut the club short because we didn't know if there were any bad words in that big group with people yelling.
But the footage was captured during Arlington High School graduation.
The video showed the woman, and it browned.
dress shoving a couple people before a woman in a blue dress showed up and pulled her hair
and all of the sudden everybody's going at it.
It is a great fight.
You see that?
It is a great fight.
Like you think it's about to break up and then haymakers start coming.
These women were knocking each other.
Woo!
So we're talking about 13 reasons why.
We haven't been for a few weeks.
But now Eddie's on it.
Are you watching it?
Yeah, I guess I'm always behind you guys a little bit because I learn a lot from you all in
the shows that are out there.
So I started watching it.
By yourself?
By myself because my wife doesn't want to watch any of that stuff.
She feels like it just kind of, you know, makes her brain go in the wrong direction.
It's definitely a downer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so I was like, let's just watch it.
And yeah, everything that everyone's talking about, all that, they're all right.
You know, like, I get it.
It's suicide.
And it's very sad.
And it does kind of promote it.
Everything that I've read on articles, yeah, it's right.
But it's right on.
But the one thing that bothered me about the show is the way the parents act with their kids.
And I'll bring you guys in because all you guys are like,
like me on this level playing field.
I have kids and you all don't, but I have young kids.
So I don't know what it's like to have a high school student.
But the way all these parents act with high school kids,
like they give them all the freedom in the world and all the privacy in the world.
And like they're hiding stuff on their cell phones.
And the parents are like, it's okay.
That's your privacy.
Don't worry about it.
I'm like, how do you do that?
Like, I feel like when my kids are older, there's going to be no privacy in the room.
Their doors are going to be open.
I'm going to know everything in their room, no hiding stuff.
and I know they're going to try to,
but I'm never going to allow them and say,
it's okay, you're a teenager,
you can have your privacy.
So you're against privacy, period,
until they move at the house.
They're in my house, like...
So till they're 18.
So their room at all times should be unlocked
and you should be able to go through anything you want.
Yeah.
That's how you feel.
Wow.
Yeah, and they're holding some mysterious box.
I'm not going to be like,
it's okay, you're hiding something from me, but that's all right.
Like, I'm going to be like, what's in that box?
Open it right now.
Yeah.
I had all the privacy in the world.
They had no rules, which meant it wasn't a big deal to me to break them.
There was no reason to be bad because there was no such thing as good or bad.
It was just live your life.
I don't have a lot of supervision.
But you were good.
But I learned a deal.
Privacy was very important to me.
I also didn't have a room.
That's true.
I lived on the couch.
But if I have a kid, like when you're three, you get all the privacy that you want.
Three.
You're free to run about and figure it out yourself.
Yeah.
You're such a helicopter, dude.
There's probably a happy medium.
There's that, and I also feel too, like, I'm going to know my kids better than anyone else.
Like, if something's up, I'm going to know 100% that something's up.
I just don't think you will.
No, you won't always.
Like, you think your kids are going to stay off social media until they're 18 years old.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
They're definitely going to stay off social media.
Eye roll.
You did give me a big eye roll.
Big eye roll.
There's no way.
You can keep them off.
It's just, do you want them to hide it even harder?
I want them to communicate with it.
Yeah, everybody does.
Great.
Everybody wants everybody to communicate about everything.
Great.
Wonderful.
It's not going to happen.
I haven't told my 9-year-old yesterday.
I was like, hey, you know you can tell me anything you want, right?
Okay, but didn't your parents tell that to you?
No.
My parents, we never talked about anything.
Did you have privacy as a kid?
100% privacy, and I snuck a lot of stuff in my room.
But don't you feel like you're good now because of it?
And if you didn't, you probably would have rebelled even more later on.
I don't know.
I don't know what I would do.
Oh, man.
But I felt, too, like, I shouldn't have kept all this.
I shouldn't have had, like, liquor bottles in my room.
That's part of growing up.
Yeah, there's so much I shouldn't have done.
I mean, we're all that way.
We all have those experiences.
And if you didn't have those experiences as a kid, you're going to have them in your 20s.
So you're all for privacy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
For kids.
I'm for, yes.
But it doesn't have to be 100% privacy.
But it doesn't have to be, I mean, like I said, there's a happy medium.
Yeah, if I ever have a baby, like, they get a cell phone.
Welcome to the world.
Here's your cell phone.
And here's all the social media ads.
I've set up your account.
Your accounts is done.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Already saved your name.
Bobby Jr. Your account, log in to it right there.
At baby Bobby Jr.
Here's how you snap. Put your little pinkie right there.
I think Sam Hunt comes out and sings tonight.
I have no insider knowledge, no tip.
But I'm going back to Sam Hunt.
And how's Sam going to sing it?
Oh, say, can you see?
Slide the Dawn's early life.
What's so proudly we held to Twilight's Lysclaiming Girl.
With like a beat behind it?
Yeah, yeah.
Then all said, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
And it's Twilight slice's claiming.
That'd be pretty cool
That would be pretty cool
The real thing is
Sam's legit
I can really sing
I remember when Sam came in the first time
The first time we had years ago
I was like this guy's way too good looking
He's not gonna be that good
And then he crushed it
And I was like okay
Yeah
Like he has it all
Super good looking
Can sing
Awesomely
Can play
He got all that
We didn't
Like he got some of mine
Some of your what
Like talent
Talent
Yeah like
There's an equal amount of talent
On the earth
He got more
I think he got mine.
He's like an athlete too, right?
Yeah, he, like, I'm, yeah, that's what I would say.
So I think it's Sandhunt tonight.
My guess.
George Strait's birthday.
Have birthday, George Strait?
64.
He was born in 1952.
Dang, the Wikipedia group comes out all of a sudden.
No.
I know you guys are ready for me with all the facts.
In Poteet, Texas.
Okay, there you go.
Bobby Bones Show.
Throwback Thursday.
Texas live in Texas.
George Strait.
Have birthday.
Let's do it.
We already are doing it.
Okay.
I already here.
I'm into it.
Yeah, I was like, I was already going when you said, let's do it.
Okay.
You don't get any credit.
Happy birthday, George.
The Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
This Amber Rose story's crazy.
Well, she's Kanye's ex with Kaleepa's ex.
She's on TV.
Yeah.
So, it's not even about who she is, but she found out I got broke into her house
and then hung out there for four hours while she was asleep.
What?
Yeah, the guy entered her house in California,
broke a kitchen window, went through the pantry,
she, her mom, her son, her assistant, her bodyguards were all asleep in the house.
Oh, my goodness.
Why didn't an alarm go off?
Why didn't a bodyguard do something and stay away?
Like, if you have bodyguard, somebody should.
If you have multiple bodyguards, I would treat that as if I had multiple nannies.
One of them means always be awake.
Like, if you're so rich, you have two of them.
One of them always needs to be on call.
Okay.
I guess they were all just asleep.
The sources said that their assistant got up to make food.
they saw the broken window,
they checked the surveillance footage,
and they saw the dude break in,
and then him leave.
Like he was in there for four hours,
just hanging out in the house.
What? That's creepy.
They called the cops who are now investigating.
The dude didn't steal anything.
He's hung out for four hours.
I wonder if you, like, made a snack.
I would be so mad at my bodyguard.
I would fire the bodyguards.
All of them.
You have one job to be a bodyguard,
and you were asleep.
Well, you'd fire them if their job was to be awake
at that time.
their job is to guard your body.
Yeah, that's crazy, right?
Yeah.
If you can afford two bodyguards,
but you don't have a burglar alarm,
that to me is also weird.
That's like, I have super high security.
Like, I have a really great system, cameras, sensors, everything.
Yeah.
Right?
I can't afford a bodyguard to live in my house.
So I have a security system I pay for every month.
If I could afford a bodyguard,
you'd also be able to afford a security.
ready system you'd think.
Yeah.
What were we going to say?
Well, I was just thinking about how Sandra Bullock, like, there was a guy that got into her
house too and was just like hanging out in there.
It's in her bedroom.
Like, that's just weird.
How are these people getting, you think Sandra Bullock, it's like Fort Knox?
Like, how do people get inside?
Yeah, and you think she lived on at least a second story, right?
Or third?
And she had a gate.
Yeah, that's a crazy story, though.
For a long time, lunchbox made fun of me, made fun of Eddie for having a record player.
Now he's got one.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
This is a new thing.
What is going on?
It's a little reversing course.
Yeah, yeah.
What are you?
So how about this record player you have there?
Well, my wife got it for me for our anniversary.
And I guess because artists have been bringing in records and I take them home.
And so she thought that was me dropping hints that I wanted a record player.
And so she wrapped it up and got me a record player.
And so now I have a record player.
And so now I'm one of the cool kids.
Have you used it?
No, I haven't used it yet.
Oh, you never used it yet.
I got to set it up and all that.
But yeah, she took that as me really wanting a record player.
And I was like, oh, I just kind of took the records because they were free.
But I made fun of Bobby and Eddie because they talk about, oh, records are so cool.
We don't talk about it like that.
No, you think it's so cool up here in record society.
Like, hey, hey little minions down there that don't have records.
I believe Amy has a record player too.
I do.
Yeah.
No, you really?
Yeah.
we all do. This is great.
My mom got it for me.
Finals been the only thing to continue
like selling more.
Like growing.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I'm in the record player.
What are you going to play first? What do you have at home? You're going to play first?
Probably T. and Turner.
You have a record record?
Yeah.
Old school.
Yeah?
Old school. Some listener got it for me years ago.
You been sitting on it?
It just sits on a little shelf. It's on display.
So I'll probably pop that in.
Let us know how it goes.
How well?
Lunchbox got a record player.
After years of making fun of it.
us. Hey, welcome to society. Welcome to society. That's it for today. What do we learn on
today's show? I wonder, we spend five hours in this room. What's your takeaway from today's show?
Well, we had your girlfriend on the phone. That's true. We did. We learned that she
gets all her info about you basically through the radio. That's not exactly true. I felt like she was
misrepresenting a relationship. She said she, that is when she learns.
the most about you is by listening to the show.
She hears my thoughts and then questions me about them later.
Yeah.
Because I don't talk a lot once I leave here.
Yeah. So from that, yeah, we learn that sometimes our relationships suffer or how we have
consequences for things we say on air.
Yeah.
So that's on the show this morning.
She called and talked about that.
She didn't get mad, but she's always like, oh, I hear you talking about your type and
I'm not your type at all.
And I was like, you took that the wrong way.
She was like, but you said exactly this.
And I was like, that's true.
I did say that.
But here's what I really meant to say.
What I missed.
Yeah, that was on.
I learned that you and your husband now through 10 years
think a TV is great for your bedroom.
Yeah.
And that I sleep on the left side.
And you sleep on the left side of the bed.
Yeah, see, it's little things you miss if you don't hear the whole show.
There's also a show called The Bobbycast.
It's a show I do from my house where I feature songwriters from Nashville
and artists from, you know, maybe you do, maybe you don't know.
But you can search Bobbycast on IHeart Radio or iTunes to subscribe to that.
Tomorrow, in our studio here, Rascal Flats will be in.
So that'd be fun
You gotta stop yawning
Sorry
I know it's the end though
Yesterday we had to talk to
Like Amy yawns in the middle of segments
I didn't even know I was yawning yesterday
But today I'm aware
Sorry
But it's the end
It's the end of the show
Yeah we get to go yawn all we want
And go yon the crap out of things
Yeah
Rascal Flats in tomorrow
Dance Party tomorrow
Appreciate you listen to the show
Again you can listen back to this show
Or the Bobbycast on IHeart Radio
Just search for it
We'll see you guys on Friday
Thank you very much
Let's go
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