The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby's Humble Brag & Amy's Dinner Party

Episode Date: June 12, 2017

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And good morning, studio. Morning. We got a lot of stuff talk about today. I do want to do a PSA for a second because people will create fake profiles and just start asking people for money. They've done it acting as me. They've done it acting as like real life famous people like country stars. And there's a new Dirks one going around. One of our listeners got this message from Dirks Bentley, except it's not Dirks.

But she follows this Dirks Bentley on Instagram. Thinking it was really dirks. So then he sends her a private message saying, thank you so much for liking my music and being a fan of me and all your support. May God bless you and your family. Are you single? Do you have a big heart, an honest heart? If yes, here's my private cell phone.

And there's a number listed. Send me a text message and I will get back to you. Please don't give out my number to anyone. It's personal and it's just for you, obviously. Kisses and love you. Wow. Not Dirks. Again, just as a public service, one, no country artist,

except for maybe John Pardy, he's going to ask for money. Yeah. Hey, John. Got you got you. All right. Two, there needs to be the blue check mark. If it's not somebody with the blue check mark, it's not them. And I went to it.

It was like, Dirks underscore Bentley, 12. 84. With Bentley with two wives. A lot of grammatical errors in the message. So just know that there's a lot of faking. Look for the blue check mark and nobody's asking for money. Except John Party. Got him again.

Just kidding. We got to ask John Party about his arm shaving, though. Yeah. For sure, right? Yeah. I think he shaves his arms. By the way, we like that dude, but he'll get some money from him. He got him three times.

All right. I'm a little loopy. I was out late last night. Partying. Partying it up. Sunday that party. Bobby Booms. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. You see the guy jump in the window of the other car. Is out of control? Oh, amazing. Out of control. Crazy, right? Well, the person was having like a seizure. Seizure.

Yeah. So Randy Tompkins was his name. He risked his life to save a driver who was having a seizure. He saw the other driver's car was veering and pulled a truck over. He then ran over to the car, jumped through the passenger window as it was going. He was able to get the car to stop so police driving behind could come and help. Wow. But like, the car's moving.

Like he could have. Oh, yeah. Yeah, crazy. That's a hero. For sure. For sure. Randy Tompkins, you risked your life to save this person. and maybe other people,

because the news don't tell about that car who'd hit. Because the person was having a seizure. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. How about that for your Monday? Put that in your Monday and smoke it. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show.

Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Lotto News. The winning powerball ticket was sold in Southern California. The ticket is worth $447.8 million. The winner has a year to come forward. In other news, officials are reminded. finding music festival goers to stay hydrated. 24 people were hospitalized at Bonnarut, three people at CMA Fest.

Dehydration was the number one reason people had to seek medical treatment. And finally, in sports, congrats to the Pittsburgh Penguins. They won the Stanley Cup in hockey. They beat the Nashville Predators four games to two. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bonds time. Come on, Bobby Bones. All right, do you wish you were a morning person? Was the headline of this article I was reading?

I'm not a morning person. The guy, I will never be wired to be a morning person. I do a radio show in the morning and I wake up a few hours before the show starts. And even when the show starts, I'm still not quite there yet. It's like halfway to the show. But I'm not a morning person. Amy, are you a morning person? Not really.

Really? It's so pleasant. Oh, what? No. And years and years ago when I first took this job, my parents were like, are you sure? Because, I mean, they're the ones that know well that I'm not a morning person. but I guess I'm morning overnight. Like, I'm not a night out.

Like, I don't want to stay up. I would sleep until noon, 1 p.m. every day if I feel. Oh, yeah, I don't want to do that. Wait, do we have anybody that's a morning? Lunchbox be a morning person? No, I'm awesome all day, but I'd rather stay up late at night and sleep all morning. We have four people here, and none of us are morning people? That's correct.

My point is, if they put us on the afternoon, we'd be a killer show. Could you imagine? Dude, I don't even know. You know what I would do, though? I'd sleep all day until the show started. So you did. It'd be the same thing. Yeah, yeah, I'd be the same thing.

And then I wake up, they're like, oh, I've got to wake up with 2 p.m. Oh, I'm so tired. Yeah. Dude, my 3-year-old son, he wakes up smiling and laughing every day, and I'm like, how do you do this? Ray, are you a morning person? Yeah. You are? Yeah.

What do you like about the morning? I love just getting up early when it's dark and nobody else's awake. You do? Yeah. Man, that's weird. I like waking up and it being sunshiny and light outside, and I feel like half the day's already gone. Yes. That's the bad half of the day.

Oh, I don't like that feeling. Oh, I love it. Does that make me a morning person? I do not like that Well, there's becoming a morning person by doing these 12 things and it tells you things to do

become a morning person I read the first one and I was like too early Well, yeah I don't want to read that Time for your Monday morning positivity Tell me something good starts now

Yep All right So there's family in North Dakota They had a fire They lost everything So the community comes out To support them And one neighborhood kid

Was like Hey I'm gonna do my own thing Just let me do what I can do To support it. So he starts to make root beer floats. They started to sell them from root beer float stand. Yeah. It starts to make tons of money.

That's awesome. People give him hundreds, hundreds, hundreds, and he was able to give it back to them. And so, once the stand got out, then everybody just started going to give him money. Oh, that's cool. He's making root beer floats for everybody. That's a funny idea. Matter of fact, I kind of want a root beer float now. Just from talking about, who I haven't had a root beer floating forever.

Oh, forever. I used to go to ANW. Oh, yeah. Do you know what NW did the root beer? Yeah. Yeah, NW. Sonic. Yes, it was like a restaurant with burgers.

And you would drive up like Sonic. Yeah. Oh, man, that was back in the days. Back, you know, black and white TV, John Wayne. Oh, Mayberry. Yeah, like the early 90s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amy?

Okay, so some of you might know Coco, the gorilla, known for sign language skills. Yeah. Is Cocoa still alive? Yeah, Coco's still around. Coco's a foster mom. So Coco has never had baby gorillas of her own, but she fosters kittens. Wow. Yeah.

And she's so good at it that now shelters send her kittens to take care of and nurture them until they're ready to be out on their own. How about Coco the girl? I haven't thought about Coco on a long time. Yeah, and she can like take care of, like, she can take care of the kids. I remember Coco. I remember Coco.

The girl. They could do sign language for the first time. Like, I talked back by doing sign language. That's awesome. Yeah, I mean, it's like 20 years ago, but still, is the thing. Yeah. Coco's old.

Coco's old. Wow. Yeah. Don't get the girl that's mixed up because there's cocoa. There's Harambe. They got shot in the zoo. Oh, rest in peace, harrombay. And Marcel.

Marcel is the monkey in friends. And then Marcel went to a movie with John Claude Van Dam. It was a Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Luxfax. My boy, Eminem, surprised at graduating class from Flint, Michigan. He made a little video message for him, and he gave them all beat headphones because of the water crisis. And he was like, you guys are resilient.

Look what you overcame. And you can do anything you want in this world. Now, go by my music and listen to it on these beats. No, that was nice. He definitely didn't have to do that. That's cool. Tell me something good. Man, look at that. Shout out to Coco.

I haven't thought about Coco or A&W. Man, it's like throwback Monday something good. Yeah. This is a body bone show. Bobby Bones. You saw Logan, huh? The movie. Yeah, you liked it?

Okay, my husband rented it, and to be fair, I was like, I'm not really going to watch this. I'll just kind of be in the room doing other things. Because it's X-Men. Yeah, where he, like, has claws that come out of his wrist. Well, he's Wolverine, Amy. Oh, I never saw Wolverine. Oh.

It's like Super and Yeas that cave and he flies up there. Yeah, that's what Superman does. Yeah, yeah. And anyway, there's like baby Wolverine too. She's in it. He has a kid, right? I haven't seen it. Yes.

So I was just not feeling it at all. And as I'm doing other things, I'm slowly but surely getting intrigued. And next thing you know, I put my computer down. I'm totally watching it. And I'm cuddled up next to him and I'm into it. And I'm like, dang, next to me, it's over. And I'm like, that was a good movie. You like Logan, huh?

It was good. I know how it ends. Not for kids, though. Yeah, I hear it's like... Even though there's a kid, Wolverine, not for kids. I kind of thought, oh, yeah, family movie, nope. I've heard Hugh Jackman say he's never doing another Wolverine movie ever again. All my husband kept saying the entire movie.

Every time he'd come on screen, he's like, God, the dude's so ripped, and he's like 50 years old. He's so ripped. And so Hugh Jackman can sing. I was watching this video online on Facebook. It was like actors that you didn't know could sing so well. It was really an amazing video because some of these actors, like, Jeremy, Jeremy, Me Ritter, for example. The guy from Hurt Locker and the Archer guy.

Yeah, he's a born or something. And he was born. He sings like an angel. You know, he all sings like an angel? Who? The doctor from house. Really? Really?

Oh, yeah. I was going to find this video. Because things, I don't even know. Like, it's on Facebook. I don't know. Wow. I mean, you. Six minutes of actors you didn't know could sing,

crushing it. And I watched all the video. And my attention span of Facebook is about 71 seconds. Oh, and I got you for more than that. I heard the whole thing. He can see? He can sing? He can see? Yeah, when the guy from house was like ripping off a...

Oh, Seth MacFarlane for Family Guy? Oh, yes, I knew he could see. He's a fantastic singer. He sings in the movie, Sing. He's one of the characters. Okay, that's how I knew that. And he's also a big... He does big band shows.

I was that and performs. But yeah, I should try to find that, but then I got to go looking on Facebook, and that gets me in the bad mood. So... It wasn't even the show Facebook page. Like, I have my own personal one. Oh.

Did I have under a fake name, but I don't even use it. I just watch people. Do you follow? Are we friends on that? Yeah, but you don't have it either Yours is under a fake name too You know what I mean? Fake accounts

But are real Yeah, I don't post anything Yeah I just basically look at my sister's kids And see people from high school And that's it Same here Nothing else

But anyway My whole point was No, your point was Logan was good Yeah, there we go All right Logan Two thumbs up Get your bones on

Bobby Bones show All right Welcome back It's a week It's a calm down week Last week's crazy All those awards All those things

Stop breathe But we're back. Lunchbox has got the bonehead over there. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Santa Monica, California. A teenager is facing up to three months in jail after vandalizing a state rock.

It was in a state park and wanted to do a big promposal. Spray-painted prom. The words prom with a question mark on a huge rock. Now, if I was a kid, I wouldn't think that would be a bad thing. That's, it is. As an adult, I would know you can't go spray painting a rock. rocks. But I would think the rain would just wash it away. Yeah. But that's apparently a

sacred rock. Yeah, I would go to sacred rock.com and look it up. See if that's one on the list. It's like the Hollywood sign. It's what it looks like. Oh, yeah. But it says prom. It's big. Does you say yes? I does not have that if it was a yes or a no, but

up to three months in jail. So, oh. What? He won't go to jail. Three months. He'll do some community service. You have to go scrub the rock. Yeah, and other rocks. And probably other rocks. Yeah. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story. day. Are you ever one of those people you have to pull out of a parking garage and you mess up

and there's a line behind you? But you also can't back up because there's a line behind you. Yes. You're with a little machine. You can't get it. So this happened to Eddie sort of. What happened? It was a total aiming moment. Oh, wow. I got it. Okay. Shot smart. So I got my parking ticket and you know, when you don't want to pay for it, you get it validated. And so I went to the lady at the desk and say, kind of validate my ticket. She said, here, here's a sticker or whatever. And I guess it was a sticker that you're supposed to put on your ticket over the barcode, slip the ticket in, and it'll validate your ticket, and the gate will open.

Well, dumb me, Amy, me, I just stick the sticker in there, the card reader, not the card, thinking that, oh, well, the sticker is supposed to go in there. It jams up. The gate doesn't open. There are cars piling up behind me just, like, waiting and waiting and waiting. You just thought the sticker would go in? Yes, so I start hitting the button like, come on, open, open. I think I would have done that, by the way, just to clarify.

You totally would have, right? How did you get out? I had to hit the help button. And then a guy comes out, he's like, yeah, man, what's the problem? I said, dude, so I guess I got the validation sticker, and I put the sticker in there. He's like, you put the sticker in there. Like, the sticky sticker? Yeah, exactly.

Don't even say Amy. He just shook at my head, like, I guess people look at Amy. Yeah. You guys. You guys. You're all going to stand for this? I'm laughing. Amy, the first thing that I thought of what I did this was like, oh my gosh, this is a total

Amy moment. And so, I mean, the guy shook his head and just had to open the machine up. And there were about 20 cars behind me. And he finally got the sticker out. He said, put that on the ticket. Put it in the slot. It opened up. He thought less of you didn't.

Oh, my gosh. He looked at me like I was the biggest idiot. He looked at you like, I guess the way people look at Amy. It's the Bobby Fones show. Here's a story. Women are more attracted to men with hot girlfriends. Please tell me why. I don't know.

I guess is it because it's like, oh, well, wow, she's really pretty. If he can be with her, then maybe he should be with me and then I'm that pretty. This is kind of a stinky situation. Yeah. Because I have a hot girlfriend. Yeah. But this is when I don't need girls. Yeah.

So then if I lose her to get a girl, I no longer have a hot girlfriend, so then I can't get. This sounds like an app waiting to happen. What's the app? Rent a hot girlfriend. Oh. So you can get other hot girlfriends. Yeah, like she's not really your girlfriend, but she has to play that part for a month. So that way you're not really in a relationship with a hot girlfriend and you don't lose anything.

You just gain. Yeah, this is annoying. This is like rich people getting free stuff. Like the richer you are, the more free stuff you get. You never understood that. So true. Like, you got money to buy stuff. You should pay a double for it, matter of fact.

The people that can't afford us should get the free stuff. Yeah, women are more attracted to men with hot girlfriends. According to the study, it's called partner choice copying. Yes, okay. It's a process which people use a, a person's partner as a clue to how valuable and attractive they really are. I would like for every female listening to me right now to go look at my Instagram and check out my girlfriend.

Because she's hot. Yeah. And just think about partner choice copying, whatever that is. Just look at her and think about how valuable I probably am. It must be so valuable. I'm so valuable. Wow. And then the minute she breaks up with me, nah, pass.

Yeah, you lose a lot of value. You can't even get a girl. Pass. Yeah, pass. No, that's And let's stop giving rich people free stuff We all got on that? Yes

Lots of headlines Let's see Amy throws a dinner party The Eddie and lunchbox didn't get invited to That's right That's on the agenda By the way I didn't really get invited either Like it was the last minute thing

And they didn't think I was coming So to be fair But I know they're upset That's it, I went to the hockey game last night And that was fun I hated losing But it was fun I have the greatest humble brag story

of all time coming up. And I like that you already know this. Oh, no, no, no. It's the greatest. And if I just played it cool, it was just like, yeah, baby, baby. You'd be like, dang, is he bragging? I know.

Like, it is. I have the greatest humble brag story ever coming up in a bit about last night at the game. I'll just tell you one part of it. I'm sitting there. I had said a few different places last night. And I was sitting there. I look to my left.

And who did I see? Not telling you right now. Oh, come on. somebody crazy. To your left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think about who sits to my left. Yeah, I'm trying to think about your left.

So there's that. I didn't get into like 1 o'clock this morning. Because you just couldn't get out of the arena and you just walked for a mile before you could get any kind of car or anything. So if that happened, you know, the Radio Hall of Fame is happening right now. And this is the last week to vote. And you can vote at RadioVote.com. And I really wasn't going to do a big push for me because I thought, you know what, maybe I don't deserve to win.

I'm up against Ryan Seacrest, too, so I'm probably not going to win. So I didn't want to come on and be like, ah, vote for me. It didn't lose. That's kind of what it was, mostly. It's kind of like, I don't want to come on and say vote for me, didn't lose. Yeah. Well, now Ryan Sechreis was called in Selena Gomez, the Kardashians. Yeah, what's that about?

He's getting like, Kelly Rippins and, like, vote for me. I mean, it's going hard. It just makes me so competitive. And so it's basically our listeners versus celebrities. Mm-hmm. And then I started to think, our listeners, can beat the celebrities. Because it's like Space Jam.

They're the Monstars. For those that have no idea what Space Jam is. Yeah, I've never seen it. I've never seen it. You've never seen Space Jam? No, no, no, we've talked about this. Man, they're the All-Star alien team that Michael Jordan comes in with the Bugs Bunny team to beat.

Oh, okay, all right. Anyway, so if you want to vote, listen, I'm not even saying I deserve it. I think it's now just to, do we want to beat the celebrities or not? If he calls Bieber, though, it's over. Like, unless you'd be honest. If Bieber tweets it, it's over. But you can go to radiovote.com and you can vote, put in your email address. I don't think they send you a spam or anything.

I haven't gotten any. I haven't either, and I voted 72 times. I just say it. I haven't voted. I voted plenty, yeah. We were playing a Raging Idiots show at CMA Fest, and I believe we played on Friday afternoon. And so Eddie's kids came out. Eddie has a junior junior who's three years old. And he gives zero craps that you were on stage.

He passed out. He went to sleep. Yeah, during the show. Yeah. It was hot. And we're on stage playing. There were like 10,000 people out there watching, and your 3-year-old just goes right to sleep. It's just, he's not interested.

I mean, is that meaning we were boring? No, y'all were actually not. I just was curious if, like, you thought, oh, my kids think I'm a rock star, you know, because it was like being side stage with your kids, like, they don't care. Yeah, you know what? Four o'clock on a Friday afternoon is kind of his nap time, so I'm going to give it. I'm going to make that the excuse. Did your 9-year-old think it was cool?

He thought it was awesome. And he said, like, Daddy, he dances and he jumps. He's like, that's so funny. So he started doing that all day when we got home. Okay, at least one of your kids think you're cool. Yeah, the old one. And then you brought him out to the softball game. Then they came out of the softball game.

I'm trying to get him more involved because I think it's so cool for them to, what we do is so awesome. And for them to see it, I think it's going to be great memories, I hope. At three, though, you don't remember stuff. No, I know that. I talked to him about that, like, this weekend, that it's so weird that everything that happens today, he's not going to remember. Like, I can tell him something so important

He won't remember it. I don't have a memory until five. Yeah, me too. I remember my fifth birthday and the radio DJ Sam my name on the radio. The man bought me. I was like, oh, man, that's awesome. I'm going to be on the radio.

Like, I was probably what sealed the deal. Yeah. Like, that's one of my first memories as of my fifth birthday party. Of your entire life. Yeah, about five. It's crazy. And it shaped your career.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Maybe. Sounds like it. Yeah.

I'm not sure. I mean, I barely remember. that. I remember making a big declaration, like, career plan at five. Hey, so tomorrow Jordan Davis, that guy who played in the dance party a minute ago, he's going to be in

on Thursday, Shania. Right? Thursday? Thursday, Shania Twain? Is it really? I don't know. Don't ask us. That's exciting. Hey, Morgan, is Thursday, is Thursday Shania Twain? Or is it Wednesday? Either way. What? Yeah, it's Thursday.

Thursday, Shania Twain will be in studio. Listen. You've got to go five people down. Like, you're asking us. I ain't about to 1 o'clock this morning. I don't know my head from my butt today. I hope you do. Amy partied hard with her raspy voice.

You guys missed the party. Oh, yeah. That's all from the big party we missed. Man, look awesome. I don't think it is. Did you have another party? No, I don't. Is that two parties the one weekend?

Brittany in Ohio's on. Hey, Brittany. Hi, Bobby. How are you? Really good. What's going on? So I was just calling to ask Lunchbox if he got a chance to talk to the property brothers on Saturday about the construction next door to his house and it affecting his nap time.

I did talk to one of the property brothers, Drew. He was on our team and we became friends and he told me, yeah, I heard you've been creeping through the bushes watching us. I was like, yeah, but I didn't complain about the noise to him directly because I thought that would be awkward and I didn't want to cause any friction on our team. He whimped out, basically. I was there, Brittany. He completely went out. Sounds like it. But you know what?

It's probably a more mature thing to do. So good job, lunchbox. No, no, no. It wasn't mature. He winked out. Like, I was right there with him when he talked to him. And he was like, oh, property brother, you're neat. He'll get on the air and say it front of millions of people, but he won't say it to his face.

True. Very true. Hey, I appreciate you. Thank you, Brittany. I appreciate you. Nice. Lunchbox you did. Admit it in your heart.

You froze. I never said I was going to confront him. I was excited just to meet him. That part's true. I believe him. Oh, yeah, he was so excited. I like, I like you. You make no noise from him.

I mean, now we're Twitter friends and everything. I mean, it's so cool. Who talks like that? I mean, it's so cool. So cool. So cool. Yeah, I didn't know the difference. I had to post on Instagram.

Which one is this? The Thai one. Yeah, so which one was he? It was the Thai one. We had the Thai one. We had the Thai one. And the other one apparently was hurt. Oh, wow.

But yeah. I've been, like, messaging with that dude, the Thai one. I don't even know his name. What's the name? I thought he was the, Drew. Drew. I thought he was a tool belt. So did that because he had a hat on.

Yeah. He just said he thought he was a tool. Tool belt. Yeah. And he's actually pretty nice. He was really nice. Not that athletic. I thought he'd be a little more athletic, but not that athletic.

Well, now that I know he's the suit guy, that makes sense. Oh, because the other one would have been risen on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. I didn't think about that. They're tall dudes, though. They're probably six three. Yeah, they're pretty tall.

Yeah. Right? Yep. And they're, like, again, I don't watch the show. They live here? No, I believe they live in L.A. They're here all the time. They're doing building a house next to Lunchbox's house.

They were at maybe it just got, didn't they try to do a country music duo or something too? Yeah. Yeah, they try to sing. They have some songs. I remember playing some clips like last year or something. Don't you remember that? I feel like the property brothers tried a musical thing. I feel like I want to hear this.

Hold on. It's out there somewhere. I do feel like it's a thing. They were nice. They were actually really nice. And so. Yeah, I mean, I don't watch the show so I wasn't, I didn't geek out. There you go.

They have a song called, hold on. Really? It's called the Scott Brothers. Oh, so they're not even called the Property Brothers. No. So they're not property. No, it's Scott. Okay.

I think as per contract, even in a baseball uniform, because we played a celebrity softball game and they were on our team, one of them was, you should wear the tie inside the uniform. Like, if you're going to commit to it, commit to your look. Yeah. Because nobody could tell the difference. They knew on Instagram. I was like, which one is it?

And they got into a fight. Do your Instagram people do? Yeah. Between that and if there's any artist I'm ever with and I don't play on the radio, people just start slamming me like, you're not even giving them a chance. Like, it was a whole thing. Like, I like Jesse James Decker. I haven't played her music on our show.

There's a lot of people who haven't played her music on her show. And her fans are lighting me up because she was on her team. Like, you support women. You don't support her. You support every woman but her. And I'm like, wait, no, I don't. I don't even play my girlfriend. Exactly.

And also, Jesse James Eckers, I like her, and she's a really good singer. I don't even think she's on a record label right now. Like, or have a, whatever. Those people online, they're all really tough. Do you ever notice that? Yes. Oh, really tough. All right, here's what's going on this week.

Tonight, game five at the NBA finals. Amy, what's the series at right now? I have no idea. Sorry, hockey just ended, ish. So I had no idea. No, that ish. It's over. It's over.

So, game five, we're game five. Yeah, who's playing? Yeah, go ahead. LeBron? LeBron. Is he? What team? Cavs.

And they're playing the... Wizards. The Wizards. That's correct. There you go. Season premiere of So You Think You Can Dance An American Ninja Warrior tonight. Okay, you should really tell people the real.

Is that right? You nailed it. Okay. Yeah, there you go. Go. Yeah. The wizards. Who is it, really?

It's the Warriors. The Warriors. I knew it was a W. Oh, did you? I don't think you knew anything. Steph Curry? Yeah. Is it a Golden State?

Yeah, there you go. Tomorrow, Jordan Davis stops by the show. That's the dude's got the song. Singles you up that we play here sometimes. Here's that clip. Also, tomorrow, President Donald Trump turned 71. Wow. Wednesday, Jesse Alexander, the songwriter for I Drive Your Truck and Miley Cyrus

The Climb. Big songwriter stops by the Bobbycast. And's Flag Day Wednesday. On Thursday, I have to go back to the dentist to get a whole tooth replaced. Yes. Wow. That's on the agenda. Yeah, because that's all I think about on Thursday.

I got to go back to the dentist. And then on Friday, Cars 3 comes out and the Tupac movie All Eyes on Me. Oh, my goodness, I cannot wait for both of those. And Nickelback releases another album. What? Oh, wow. Is that true? Yeah.

You think I make that up? Yes. No. Over to Amy. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 seconds. Skinny.

Dang, you know how I had a woodpecker problem? You had a woodpecker problem? I did, but I didn't go about it the way Trace Adkins did. He had an annoying woodpecker. He woke up from his sleep this weekend, got out of bed, didn't have any clothes on, but he put on his boots, walked outside. Shotgun. I don't expect anything less from Trace Atkins, I guess, though.

I would be worried that if it was a shotgun, that it's going to come out and hit your like the show. Wait, what? Yeah. Like hot things happen around guns. Yeah, I don't want to be naked around a gun. For whatever reason, I'm sure that's not Trace's first time being naked with a gun. Why would you think that's not his first time?

I don't, like, just to pause, I know you just said those words, but why would you think that's not his first time being naked with a gun? What do you think Trace Adkins does in free time? I just picture, if he hears a noise, I just picture him getting out of bed a lot and being like, Just butt-necked it is good. Not even whitey-tides. Just butt-necked. Because for sure, Tracy Accus was whitey-tides, right?

For sure. Like, we're all universally there. For sure, Tracy Atkins was whitey-tides. Wait, is that a debate? Like, if you were to pick, like, name three stars? Oh, Al-Dine, Whitey-Tadies for sure. Trace Ackon's, Whitey-Tides, for sure. Okay.

Who else would we say whitey-tides for sure? Whitey-ty-tides. Of all the artists. Let's see. Let's see. Because Urban probably wear some kind of like Euro, like, colors. thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know why, but I feel like Luke Brian would be a whitey-tidy. Yeah, probably. Right? Maybe a boxer brief, though. Really? I don't know. Because he's a little bit progressive. I think so.

Just enough. Like, I think Dirk's is a straight boxer guy. Straight up. Yeah, lunchbox? Toby Keith. I'm not sure he wears anything. Wait, you need one more. Whitey-Tidy guy.

Like, Toby, I can't even commit to wighty tides. Anything. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not sure. Sam Hunt. Oh, he's a boxer brief. I mean. Straight up.

Probably with patterns on it. Yeah, like he probably has some kind of paint. He had someone paint his underwear on him. Do we have anybody else for signing of this category? That tidy, whitey category? Maybe like, oh, I know. Who? All right.

Amy, what else? Okay, Tom Cruise's mommy. Didn't do good at the box office, only brought in $30 million, but it was $125 million to make. Wonder Woman held the top spot for the second week in a row. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Thank you very much. By the way, if you're in Fort Wayne listening right now, Fort Wayne, Indiana, I will be there in a couple weeks.

Or if you're in Jackson, Mississippi, Bobby Bones Comedy.com. Bringing my stand-up comedy show out there. You can hear more wighty-tidey talk. That's a real winner, huh? Yeah. Come on. Get your Bobby Bones on. Hey, it's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show, and I'm now also hosting the Love What Matters podcast.

The Love What Matters podcast exists to bring you real people, real stories, and real heart. We curate feel good stories that celebrate the beauty in all of us. The power in one act of kindness really is awesome. So join the Love What Matters podcast to help us spread the love. To listen, search for Love What Matters on IHeart Radio now. Okay, so we played a charity sophomore game, and it was fun. It was for City of Hope and it's for a great cause. I'm going to tell you, too.

There was a point in the game where I'm pretty desensitized because it's a lot of news. You talk about news all the time. It becomes just another news story. But there's this girl, and she goes out and she got a bone marrow transplant. And they were showing this video because City of Hope works with cancer patients and diabetes patients. They try to find cures.

So she's out there watching the video. And it's telling the story about how she had two bone marrow and it didn't work and the third one caught. And so I'm caught up in this emotionally. And then they go, and now for the first time ever, she's meeting her donor. She'd never met her donor. Wow.

And so he walks out and he's in the military and he's in full. And I'm telling you, I was like, oh, and I'm standing next to Lauren Elena. And Lauren Elena, if you just go, hey, Lauren, do you see that kitty? She'll start crying anyway. She's in full weep mode. And, I mean, it was just so moving. Wow.

It was crazy. Eddie, did that affect you at all? Big time. And just the thought of the guy that the military guy, not only does he sacrifice his whole life to serve for our country, he gives, he donates to her. And like, it's just, it was just out of nowhere. Nobody expected him to show up.

Right. We're all like being moved and watching her talk about how our life has changed. And we're like, man. And then all of a sudden, here he is. And then they start crying and everybody starts crying and Lauren's crying. And I'm like, I had some onions. Did you cry? No, no, no.

I was chopping onions. right from the line. You needed an onion. Yeah, so it was just like, you know, just having a little onion before the show. Sometimes it's good to eat before a game. Yeah, yeah. So that was a really emotional moment.

It was cool. And Reba sang the National Anthem. And then we start playing in about, I don't know, eight minutes into a belly ray, Cyrus pulls a hamstring or something. Yeah, I felt bad about that. I don't know. All I see, a bunch of hair waving around,

and all of a sudden he's like, I'm hurt! So a belly ray goes down. And so we never saw him again. No, he bailed. He just disappeared? He joked that he said. he pulled his last muscle he ever had in his body left. Yeah.

Poor guy. Yeah, that guy. He made a great play too before he got hurt. And people were like, he's a good actor. I think he was really hurt. Oh, you think he was acting? Some people thought he was. He went down pretty hard.

And at Billy Ray's age, you don't really go down that hard and get up pretty nice. Yeah. But I don't feel like when I saw him at the CMT Awards, I was thinking he's not looking like he's aged in a while. You mean, well, because he grew a lot of hair and wears a hat and sunglasses. Yeah, it's like covered well, so he just has looked the same for many years. I don't like that guy, though. Yeah. Bill was nice, huh?

It's a good dude. Lauren Elena is a really good ball player. Like, extremely good ball player. Yeah. And you forget that because we never see her to play ball. And so she was on our team. And we played together, we played together twice now. And I remember thinking that about it.

Wow, deceivingly athletic. Because she's got a gun on her. And so she played. third for us and was really good. The property brothers, one of them was on our team, the Thai one that wears the tie. And so, and the other one was hurt,

so he just watched. But really nice guys. Did the other one wear his tool belt? No, that's why it was hard to tell him apart. Yeah, no, nobody knew. I took a picture on my Instagram. You go look at it. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram

and I asked the listeners, hey, which one is this so I can know? Like, hey, are you the Thai one? You know, so, but he was really nice. And then we played with the Chris Lays. And I like the Chris Lace. They're nuts, but I like them. I like Todd.

And so they have like a little boy. I get 11-year-old boy. And so he wanted to play in the game. Okay. He played in the game. And so I caught his ball and he got out. Hey, he hit it right to Bobby. To be fair, he hit it right to Bobby's glove.

And he hit it right to me. Pretty good. It's all my whole video. And then there was like a fight. So there like a thing. Like you should have dropped it accidentally. A lot of people said that. Yeah.

Oh, people were upset like, oh, I can't believe you got a kid out. But what Bobby did is he sent a message to America that if you want to play in the game, then we're going to treat you like an adult and you're going to get out. We can't just let you win because that's like giving you a participation ribbon. And I was so proud of Bobby because it was in the air going right at him. I was like, please catch it, please catch him. And he caught it. And then he spiked the ball.

I was like, don't bring that weak stuff in here, little kid. And I loved it. I did that too. That was great, Bobby. I spiked it and then threw my glove at the 11-year-old. You did. And then Todd tackled me, and then the kid jumped on top of me, and then there's the whole Instagram video.

Cool. You can see it all up there. But it was fun. It was for a great cause. I think all of us got out pretty injury-free, huh? Yeah. Oh, that's good. Just considering.

We're getting up there. Well, I bunned the first time, because I know I had hurt myself. You bunned it. I'm not too good to bun. I got down. We won the game. Yeah. You used to be an athletic ability.

Yeah. We all used to be athletes, by the way. Or not anymore. We are used to be athletes. Hey, tell me if this is my problem. Okay. Because I read this story. Hot people have trouble making relationships last.

Yes. That has been the issue. Has it been? Who knew? I read in the news. Yeah, dude, that's your problem. So tell us more because, I mean, now I think we have it figured out. Wow. Hot people have what?

Troublemaking relationships last. Okay. Wow. I always wondered. Dang, dude, that's totally you. Hot people. Just the opposite. By this logic, every relationship should have lasted forever with me.

Here, according to a study, really hot people have a hard time keeping a romantic relationship. Well, the girls you date are really hot. Oh. That's a good point, too. They could be the hot people. And you're just the recipient. Dang. Sorry.

You guys cut, huh? You got, okay. Wait, wait. You guys cut. You guys cut. That's a compliment. You know what? Mine was a joke about me.

I know I'm not hot. Okay. It's a joke. You know, I'm a nerd. I get it. Okay. You guys want to bring you little knives and little, little scoppels. There's an observation.

Attractive people mostly think that people like them for their looks. Hot people also have more options. So it's different for them because they have to stay focused. Focus on their options? Difficult to stay focused. Oh, I got you. Because they're distracted by the options. Okay, I get it.

Your thoughts on that, Amy. I mean, it makes sense. You do have more options. How do you know? I'm just assuming. What? No, not saying. Yeah, we have a lot of options.

No, no, no, no. I wasn't speaking for me. No, I don't think I'm in that category. But, I mean, it does make sense. I posted this thing on Instagram about Friends, the TV show Friends. You guys that I posted? Yes, and it's crazy. So, Mr. Bobby Bones is my Instagram name.

And Friends makes $1 billion a year a little bit, give or take. Still, in syndication. And so they make a billion. And each of the sixth primary cast members, six members, they each make $20 million. a year. For nothing. Not for nothing, because they actually

did all the work. It's like if you invested in something and you're not working there anymore, it still makes money, you still make money. And so they make $20 million a year, every year, that it makes that billion dollars. That's amazing. That's awesome. They make a little more or less, just depending. But everyone on that show,

all six of them are still making $20 million a year from Friends. Man. That was a good call for them. Yeah. It's a good business move. You know, the five of them were only off for the big contracts and they were going to cut Joey from the show. And they were like, we don't want to pay Joey the big bucks because we don't think his role is pivotal to show. And the other five said, no, we're leaving.

And that's when they all get together and did the, we'll get together. And if one of us stays, all of us stay. That's so impressive. Love it. I'd do that for y'all. Would you? Yeah. Yeah.

Promise? Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, remember that. Why did my voice get high? I don't know. That's a line voice.

You might have been telling. Shoot. Yes, I would. You do it for most of us? Would y'all do it? For most of us? Not all of us. He was like, I'd do it probably.

You're not a very good liar. I don't think I've ever heard you go to that tone ever. That might be the first lie you've ever told on this show. She's like, yeah. Even for everyone on this show, I would absolutely, wait, show my own career. What? Now we know that's your thing.

When you go high pitch, you're lying. That's her tell. Oh, no. Well, I would do it. for Bobby and Lunchbox, for sure. Wow. Hello. Eddie, I got a key.

I got for sure that's like the, Eddie, you're a strong right there with us. Wow, you're strong. Humbles made it. Yeah. Eddie. I know, yeah. Oh, no. Mr. Bobby.

Balls. Now I present to you the greatest humble brag story of all time. I will act like that. It's just another normal day. And I'll just tell you guys a story. Be cash. I'm being so casual about it. Which, by the way,

it really stunked at the Predators lost last night, Nashville's hockey team. And so a lot of sad droopy faces last night I'm walking out of there. And for a little loopy today, it's because it's, you know, I didn't get it, I can get home to one in the morning, basically. So, went to the game, and I got there,

and I went and set, I am I sweet? You're sweet? Must be nice. Yeah, yeah. I went inside the suite tickets. And so I went up there and we were hanging out, and I ran into Dan from Dan and Shea. Talk for a bit. He'd just casual chit-chat, you know?

He's a big Pins fan. He's pumped last night. Which, by the way, he was pumping his big time in the middle of a crowd whenever they scored the gold one again. The Penguins did? I was, I was like, that's bravery. I didn't. Yeah, but he grew up a fan, so you can't. I wasn't rooting for the same team, but I respect the fact that he was a hardcore fan.

I was talking to Dan. And I walked over and walked into another suite, and I was over there. And just Dustin Lynch and I were talking for like 20 minutes ago. I'm talking about hockey. And he's like me. He didn't know much about hockey. It didn't until we started really following the press. When you're from the South, you don't know a lot about hockey.

You don't have it around you. And so Dustin Lynch now are talking for a bit. We're talking about him playing the CMA best, the big stage for the first time. He's hanging. Just dude's hanging out talking about life, you know. And so Ryan Hurd came over, a new artist. And a T-shirt. I was like, man, aren't you cold?

He was like, nah. I was like, no, really? It's freezing in here. He goes, yeah, I made a mistake. I probably should have wore a sweater. I was like, yeah. It was cold. Who knew?

It's cold in that place. Except for the ice on the ground, you know? So, and then I'm over there, and I look over and Carrie's like, hey, Bobby. Oh, wow. I give Carrie a hug and we're talking for a little bit but she's nervous. Like, she's like, I'm going to vomit. Oh, wow.

Because she was so, I mean, her husband's out there playing. And so we stood there and talked for a bit, but she was so nervous, she just went back and watched the TV and just like, and just was like staring at it. And everybody was like, even like her close ones were giving her, that's like her husband placed, you know, focused and just just in. And so Carrie and I talked for a while. And I was over there talking to Paisley for a second.

Little mud on the time. And so Paisley had to be over here to play the main stage at 11 p.m. And it was 9.30 and we're all still watching the game together. And he's like, I got to get over to the stage, but I don't want to go because the game's still on. So, right now I'm just hanging and talking about life. You know how I go. You know how two people we'll just talk about life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I wanted to go see some other friends. So I walked out of that room, walk over to the next room over there. And I'll run into my, to Luke Cohen. So we talked for a bit. Luke's sitting at a bar. Like in a sweet. I got him some food. A little beverage from the sweet.

Just some water. So Luke Holmes and then I sit up talking. Just chit-chatting it out. And I see this big dude walk up. And it's like, hey, Bobby, what up? And it was Chase Wright. And so we're just... All these people?

We're just catching up, you know? Chase Rice, I was just catching up. And I was like, dude, don't dump a beer on my head. You know? Or you say, you're going to dump on a beer with a guy going to romper. Don't dump a beer. on my head. I'm wearing a romper?

This is nice. So I couldn't see because there were just people everywhere. You know, all these sweet, you know, me just being normal with all these normal people, you know? Yeah. And so I'm down. And I get down, and I get on a knee and I'm watching because it's middle of third period. And I hear

this person, this woman next to me to my left and she's talking. I look over. Oh, oh, it's Shania. What? You know, like, okay. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Sitting right beside me.

So, I mean, just another normal night, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, man. Totally right by and just went home. Wow. Just another normal night in Nashville. Hey, just a night? Man.

It's like a typical Sunday. Oh, my goodness. I can even name all the people you just named. That was all, like, you know. You're right. That really needs a soundtrack. Yeah, you have a soundtrack for that story. That was awesome.

Everyone except for Dan, from Dan, and he's a legitimate Pittsburgh native, so it's okay. Yeah. But it was pretty fun. It was a good story. And I was like, how do I tell the story tomorrow? That sounds like a total D-bag.

You did it. Just the way you did it. You have to say, I'm going to be a total D-bag and tell the story. Like, just so everybody knows, I know that I'm not this cool, but, and I sent Ray clips.

They're like, put the clips in this order. But everybody was there. What a night. Really, everybody, yeah. Did you see the catfish that Brad Paisley had? Yes, it was huge. Yeah, that was a big catfish.

He didn't put on his own. I don't know where and walk in with it. Okay, that's what I was wondering. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Dirk's down at the ice because he texted me. He's like, I'm a C. L.L. or whatever. I know what that meant. Lower level ice.

I think that's it. I don't know. L.L. So I did not see Dirk's. But Luke played on top of a bar. Yeah. Lou Bryan did on top of the cookies. It was downtown was insane.

I hate they lost. I mean, really it stinks. But. That's cool. It's fun. You got to go and you went. And I saw a couple people over the place of music, you know? Yeah.

Just another normal day. Yeah, yeah. Just ran into some old buds, you know what I? All right, there you go. If you go to somebody's house for a dinner, you should take something. So I've been told. And so I went over to Amy's because she had a dinner party on Saturday night. Yeah, Saturday.

I stopped, and I got pork rinds and fruit rush. But just isn't even fruit punch. It was a gallon jug. Nice. So I could get fruit punch, which wasn't as much, or I'd get fruit rush for the same price. And it was like triple BMS. And so I took pork rinds and fruit rush over to our house. And everybody judged me the whole night.

So rude. And then some of the people who never had a pork, like, who's never had a pork rind? I grew up in Arkansas. We ate pork rinds all the time. They were like, let me try this. And then they come in a secretly and be like, hey, that's not bad. Yeah, it's a pork rind. They're delicious.

You want to know why it's not bad? Because it's amazing. That's why. So they all made fun of me. It's fun. I got into Amy's fridge and I was just looking around in there and it's like, garden. It's like literally growing a garden in our refrigerator. And it's like plants and beans and sprouts. She had these cans of this energy. I don't know it was energy, but these, I thought it

was like. No, he thought it was like sparkling water. I'm just knocking them down. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom. And I drank two whole big things of them. And he goes, he's opening a third by the way. I popped a third one. By the way, all rules are off. I'm at the house. Yeah, you should make yourself at home. It might as well be my house. Which is exactly fine, totally fine. Pop to third. heard one, I started drinking it. Amy's like, you know that's equivalent each one of those to over a cup of coffee? And I'm like, oh, really? Wow. Like, did not

know that. About 30 minutes, I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was good. He's like, I thought it was just like sparkling, you know, carbonated water. I'm like, and nope. She made vegan queso. How was that? That sounds said out of cashew cheese. It would have told

us it had been fantastic. Really? But she's like, got a surprise. I don't want to tell you. Okay, it's vegan. We're like, let us eat it first and then surprise us. It was all gone. Y'all loved it. Then she said, I got to surprise, I'm making special brownies. Oh. And we were all like, you're like, yeah.

I was like, wait, what do you mean special brownies? Like, I never even tried marijuana before. And like, all of a sudden, Amy's going to be coached. I never tried marijuana. And so she's like, oh, they're special brownies. And I'm like, Amy, what are special about these? Because I don't know what she does at her dinner parties. I never been invited over her house.

And so. Stop. You've been invited. What do you mean you've never been invited over to my house? So I have a special brownie? I'd take a bite. She goes, because she wasn't going to tell us afterward. And she goes, they're made of black beans.

And I was like, you ruined it again. Blackbeam brownie? Yeah. So then that happened. So there's no like flour or anything. They're like vegan, gluten-free, all kinds of stuff, whatever, free, free, free, but they're brownies. I did show up on time, though. No, Bobby showed up early.

Dinner started at eight, well, arriving at eight. and guess who gets there at 7.30. I haven't even, like, I'm in sweats and a T-shirt, and I'm like, Bobby's here at 7.30. I'm like, who is that talking out there? Who's that man voice? Porkerines of fruit rush. So, what?

You're so obnoxious. So Bobby was the first to arrive and the first to leave. Listen, I'm on time. No, no, that's not on time. When you invite people over at a certain time, you're like cleaning the house, you're getting ready, you're getting stuff organized, you're getting dressed yourself.

And when a guest shows up 30 minutes early, first of all, you're banking on people getting there 815 anyways. You're like dinner at 8. A lot of people are probably real casual about it. It really was last minute. It was not, it really wasn't a party. It was just kind of a dinner that turned into a party. And Bobby gets there at 7.30.

7.30. Everybody hanging out. Yeah. I was like, okay. I see you there with your fruit rush. Pork rush. I jump up the door. I'm here I'm here

And no Listen I believe in getting places early If I'm invited to ate The least I can do is get there on time She didn't have food ready To almost 10 o'clock by the way Oh so she does the cook During the party

Terrible idea Wait what? And as soon as I was done eating I was out Wait why are you saying it's terrible To make his wait till 10? I didn't know You said the party You didn't get there really early

Bobby I didn't mean to make you And it was very This whole thing was very last minute. So yeah, there was lots of prep that had to go into it and feeding and then more... Now I feel bad. You just said it was terrible. It was to wait till 10 o'clock. You said the party started at 7.30. No, I did. I said it. I heard that wrong. And I saw

on Snapchat, you said you actually had fun and that like made my day. Well, then I did. It was fun. You just said. Yeah, it was a good party. I mean, it wasn't a party, but it was a good. It was a good time. And we set outside. That wasn't a party. And then I felt bad when... I left when they busted the games out, though. What games? I don't know.

I don't know. It doesn't matter. You left. He left. Because I was like, I'm full. Good night. And I've been here for, and no way, it's a good fellowship. We did. And I was good.

And so I chunked the deuses and I went home. And so it was good. We were all like, when you left, everyone was like, can you all believe he came? Everyone starts talking. You start getting places a little later, dude. It was impressive. I went to the Preds game. No, I saw your Instagram.

So I know it's stuff. I didn't think the team was there by the time you got to the game. Yes. The place was so early. It was so empty. I was like, of course he's at the Preds game early. You can't do that. I get everywhere early.

You can't help yourself, can you? No, I have. It's not that I want to be there early. It's I refuse to be late anywhere. It's like this new thing in your head where you're like, wonder how early I can get there. No, it's not that. I just am never late. If I was Lindsay, I'd be like, I will meet you there.

Like, I know we're dating and we're supposed to ride together, but I'll meet you. There's a picture on my Instagram. And it's of the arena. And I might be the only one in there. Yeah. Me and the people that are laying the eyes down. I have something to share with you guys. I think it's kind of fun.

I got an Amazon Prime, and I ordered a couple of fanny packs. So I will start wearing a fanny pack. Oh, my goodness. I just feel... You got multiple different outfit changes? Yeah, I got... Well, let me tell you. I got a standard leather brown one.

Nice. And then I got an old school one that says dare to keep kids off drugs. It's lime green. Oh, cool. But I just think... think, like, I love the, I hate the guys can't carry purses. I'll be honest with you. Yeah.

My back always hurts because my cell phones in my front pocket. My wallet's back there. Like, if we could just carry purses, there's a rule. I cannot wait. So, I've ordered two fanny packs. Get ready, boys. Oh, man. I'm going to have all my stuff in there.

My weather's original. My wallet. My keys. Yes. Like, I don't even know where my keys are half the time. Your chapstick. I have chapsic, but yeah. You need to get stuff.

I'm going to find stuff just to put it in there. Exactly. You bought a Jeep. To like we barely, barely. When you're rolling down the road, your Jeep and your fanny pack is hanging out the non-door. Like there's no door and people are seeing your fanny pack, they're going to be like, oh my goodness. I said earlier last time that some people I admired the most wore fanny packs. Sting, the wrestler.

Yeah. That's pretty much it. But still, he wore a fanny pack. And I don't think there's anything. I think it's a cool thing. Yeah, I do too. I think it's going to be awesome when you just hop out of the Jeep real quick. You don't even have to grab anything because your fanny's already on.

My fanny's already full. Yes. You just hop up. out and you're going to go. You just open it up, throw your keys in. They cook you here today. Order them this weekend. In public, you're going to wear these like everyday attire. Well, why would I only wear it in private? We don't need it. Oh my. She wears it around the house. Yeah. But then, again, I have the casual one and the dress one. I love it. So when I go out somewhere, I'll put on the leather one. I can not wait. Do you wear it sideways or the pack in the front?

Like, how do you pack backwards? Like, is there a style? Sometimes you just let it, like, let it go where it goes. Let it hang wherever it wants it. I just follow the fanny, you know? Yeah. I put the step in and just let it go. Yes. Yeah. Sometimes you may flip it around and load it right in the back. Okay. Yeah.

Cool. I can't wait to see this. I'm just saying... This is amazing. You're going to hate it right now? No, I'm not going to love it. So I have a fan pat. I did drive the Jeep around.

And here's the thing about the Jeep. When it's hot outside, it's hot. Because I have a black Jeep. It's hot in that Jeep. Oh, the seats too? Sometimes if you don't want to put the top on, can you just hold an umbrella or something? May I need to.

It's hot in there. sweating. When played softball game, I was sweating. Yeah, but when I was, like, driving around, people see me riding. They hate in. They're trying to catch me riding, Jeepie. Trying to catch me riding, GP.

Trying to catch me riding, GP. Trying to catch me riding, GP. And people were, like, doing the Jeep wave. Do you feel like you have to hear something? Hold on. Let me tell you to finish the story before you gentlemen. Hold on. Because I'm driving, right? I'm so stupid.

Like, I don't, my mind is not at the place where you have to wave at people where we're driving the same car yet. Okay, okay, okay. I've had a Jeep for a week. I'm not used to it So what's happening is Right like I'm riding They're hiding

They're trying to catch me riding Jeep trying to catch me riding GP Trying to catch me riding GP Trying to catch me riding GP And all of a sudden I see this arm Flathed window waving at me I was like who was And I'm like turning around

Trying to find out who it was I'm like I must have known who It was just somebody in a Jeep Yeah That's what they do Like three times in a row I was like Who was that

I've had the third one I realized That's just what they do So I'm not in yet Every time I'm stunned at someone like, who's that? I missed him. Who's that? What do they want from me?

I work in the building with them. So it's a Jeep thing, I guess. No, it is. All I know is they ride in, they hate it. They're trying to catch me riding Jeepie. Trying to catch me riding, Jeepie. Trying to catch me riding, Jeepie. Yeah, it was a good weekend.

Every time. Yeah, every time. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This show. I go over to Amy's house on Saturday night. And she has dinner party. She's like, hey, come over.

Someone over. And I was like, hey, man, I got to see your closet. Because I wanted to see what all the girls have been talking about. All the rage. Like, your wives have been in there. My girlfriend's been in there. And I was like, I got to see the closet. Gosh, she takes me into this closet.

You know how you walk into a candy store? Yeah. And it's just so much that you don't even know what you want. It's like, don't want M&Ms or not. gumballs or do I want that sucker? Oh, wow. The laffy taffies or do I... It was like being in a candy store

all the way around. It was like Times Square. It was amazing. I walked in, guys, you could take your arms and reach a mile as far as you could and spin around in circles and it would just feel like... What?

Yeah. That's amazing. You're such an exaggerator. No, no. Every bit of hype you've heard about the closet doesn't match it. Really? You got to go.

Amy should do tickets. Yeah, no, I want to see it. You got to go. She wouldn't even, she was like, Oh, and this was her rule. She had a rule for a closet. I know you had rules. I mean, what's the rule?

I'm like, Amy, you got to put me in the closet. And she was like, no Instagrams. And I was like, Oh, no Instagram rule. And I was like, what? No pictures, please. So, like, I don't take pictures of my kids on Instagram. She doesn't take pictures of her closet.

Wow. I need a thing that I don't take pictures of. Yeah, you do. Because everybody's got their thing. I put everything around. You have that. Yeah. I just didn't want Bobby to be.

Insta-storing his experience. It was amazing. I would have shot a whole nine-instestory instrumentary on the amazingness of Amy's closet. But guys, if you ever get invited over to Amy's house but I didn't know you weren't, sorry about that. Honestly, can we have Rolls-Hawk? I don't know why.

I feel like it's, I feel like Bobby's exaggerating a little bit. Obviously, there's not tickets. It's not crazy. But it doesn't, it isn't, when they built the house or they read. Don't stutter. Her closets is big as her kids' room. Wow. That's the part that's so.

I didn't do it this way. This is the way the person that, because it's a really old house, but it was renovated. And I don't know why they redid it that way. I mean, it's cool. But it's not proportion to like the other things in the house. Like, I don't get it. It's weird. I'll admit it's odd.

You didn't get invited to the dinner party or the closet party. Yeah, I would like to seem both of those things. It felt really awkward when I look online and there's a party and everybody's in the closet. Well, I know. Apparently I'm the only one in the closet according to a lot of our listeners. No, I just saw the group of people, man. I was like, man, they're all my friends too, and I'm not there. I know.

It wasn't a party. It just kind of morphed into more people were coming and it was a dinner, and we were going to go. To be fair. To be fair. It was kind of one of your friends from way out of town came into town. It was people who knew her, and you guys only know her. Oh, yeah, I didn't know that one person in the picture. I didn't.

You're right. So it was kind of about her more than anything. But you know what? Out of this whole thing, I did have the feeling of like now I understand. what Bobby means when he says like, wow, thanks for inviting me. You guys didn't invite me. Because we've been doing it for years. To me.

To Bobby. I've invited Bobby for like many, many, many years. And he said no probably about a thousand times. So I said, which isn't right. But now in my mind I said, well, Bobby's not going to come anyway. So why invite him? Right. Now I know how you feel when you look on the socials and you see people having a party

and you didn't get invited. I'm sorry. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. You guys, I wasn't like having a party and not trying to invite you. Y'all. It was a good party, though. Was it?

Yeah. You had pork rides? Because I don't ever go to parties. Like, I don't go to anything. Yeah. And I showed up and they were like, whoa, Bobby's here? It's like, party can now begin. Y'all, it was so last minute.

Like, we were legit at Kmart like an hour before, like getting outdoor, like a mosquito repellent. Because we were like, we got to move this thing outside. Like, it was so last minute. Amy went to a liquor store and it was buying like margarita stuff. And she was asking if she could buy a table from the liquor store. Because we didn't have an outdoor table. She was like, do you have any table in here you can sell? A table for sale.

I'll buy it. Because we didn't have time to go anywhere else. In a liquor store. And they said what? No? Like, no, but there's a Home Depot about two miles that way. And I was like, okay, I think I can do that. But on our way to Home Depot, what did we stumble upon?

Kmart. With a table. And it was amazing. So now we want to do, well, we'll do it. We'll have you guys over. We want to kind of do summer dinner parties. It would be like a second string party. Yeah.

No, no, no. I'm going to sit this one out. You second stringers can go. Like, I finally get to be a part of it. One thing. Bobby. I'm snooty about it. I'm like, oh, look at me.

When you texted saying that you were coming and then even after you like legit came and then you left, like I'm not joking. It was definitely even a topic of conversation 24 hours later. It's like, wow, Bobby really came. What's that conversation then? Why is that a deal? Because you don't ever go. Like, you just don't go. You don't ever go.

Like I almost didn't even. I didn't. Okay. Let me tell you why. Okay. This is the conversation now with Amy. I said who's going to be there. Okay.

Because fairly or unfairly, whatever. I go places and people are like either, A, they don't like me without knowing me. And so I have to go in going, oh, now I've got to be this. I'm on the radio. Look at me. I got to be a funny guy. And if I'm not that guy, because I'm very quiet off the air, people are like, oh, what a jerk. But you're not a jerk.

No. I mean, it just depends if you ask. But still, if it's people I don't know, I just didn't feel like I don't like going to be the guy that they think is showing up. I think the funny guy is going to be here. I get that. And so I tried to stay home with my dog. And so I was like, who's coming? And if it was all people I was comfortable with, I'm not good at socialing.

Like, I kill Twitter. But when it comes to human interaction, I'm just not good at it. And so I was really comfortable with everybody there. And so I went up. Well, my husband said he had a good thing. He was like, that was really cool about me to come. Like, that was. I don't know it's such a big deal that I would show up somewhere.

It would be a big deal. Right? Lunchbox, Eddie, y'all feel me on this. I mean, I think he feels honored that you were there. I mean, you showed your face at the party. Dang, I didn't know that. Well, you don't have to treat it like that. No, I didn't realize that.

Dang. Here he is. Prince Charles of Nashvilleian. There he is. It was even like we dissected your weekend. It was such a conversation that it was like, whoa, man, he like, he's going to the Preds game or he went. Well, I'm never in town because I'm usually on the road, but we had CMA Fest and the Raging Idiots played on Friday. And then Saturday we had the charity softball game.

So I was just, I was in town You're here I mean, I just feel like you had a very human weekend There was nothing else to do So he went to your party No, there's all I mean I literally just caught on to that part

There's a joke It was a little joke It's a joke What we do on this show? We tell jokes But he went That's all that matters He went and he had a good time

I did have a good time And then how do we handle that? Yeah I mean stuff's gonna be on social And people are like lunchbox has Watch parties at his house all the time Never invites us I've never been invited But then he goes online

And rants on the Twitter that he didn't get his invite and then it's like then I'm telling Bobby about it and then I'm like and I feel 12 years old because it's like how do we can do we just always have everybody at the house? No this is not participation trophy land. We don't live in that world. I know. Here's the difference. I did have enough enchiladas though. I should have just.

You had enchilada. It was a real life fiesta. Without you there. It was weird. That's not a real life fiesta. Yeah, without me, Eddie, the Mexican. I know. Come on.

I know, I know. All right, so Amy walks outside a second ago. And, oh, you want me tell the story now? No, we can. It's just so awkward. So our station PD program director here in Nashville, his name's Gator. Amy goes, Gader, looking good.

Big meeting today. Looking sharp. And he goes, now have a funeral. Yeah, I saw the whole thing. It was pretty awkward. Yeah, and I was in a hurry because we were getting back on the air, and I couldn't even stick around to, like, give him a hug. or be like, I'm so sorry.

I didn't, like, really the interaction was, hey, Gator, what she got? Big meeting, looking sharp. And then, like, I'm still walking down the hall, like power walking back to the studio, and he's like, actually, God, if you can roll, I was like, yeah, I go. Awkward.

I'm like, okay, rule number one now in my brain is just don't ever compliment someone that's looking awesome. Oh, no. That's a bad rule. Yeah, that's a terrible rule. And a suit. Jennifer Lawrence was in a private plane

and they almost crashed. One engine went out, so we're like, we better land this thing. Then the other one went out. Double engine failure. And so they had to like glide it down. Yeah, it was an emergency landing. And everyone's okay? Yeah.

They were at 31,000 feet, which is really high. Yeah. And one one out, they're like, uh-oh, we got to land, the other one went out. So they had to glide it down. So they had landed in Buffalo. That is crazy. No one's her. I would have crazy nightmares forever.

Yeah. Because you might think for a while that you're about to die. I don't even. I don't know. Like, don't even tell me. Yeah, I wonder if she did not. Yeah, just keep me out of it. Okay. Like, yeah, we're just going to take a little...

I got to pee. So we're going to lay in a buffalo real quick. You would totally know something's up. Oh, how crazy, huh? Yeah. See, I saw that story. You know the pain story story? Oh, it was a terrible story.

So he died in a plane crash. He's a golfer. From what I remember of this, they were up in a plane, and they got above their altitude. They were supposed to be in it, knocked them all out. Everyone. Why'd they do that? I don't think they knew. Some instrumentation was wrong.

And they went up above altitude level, so everybody got knocked out, even the pilot. And the plane just flew until it ran out and crashed. Yeah, it was on autopilot, so it just went until it ran out of fuel. Yep. Like, really famous gone for. Isn't that crazy? Is there any black box? I don't know.

I'm just wondering if air traffic control at any point starts to try to contact them or if the air traffic control, they knew where they were going to maybe crash. Because that's kind of scary all of a sudden. The plane's just coming down in the sky? Right. Nobody trying to guide it to miss people or a house. Yeah. Where did it land?

I don't remember. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, we were kids. That is so terrible. Well, you can go tell Gator. You're sorry. You're cool. You have time now.

I will. I do want to mention this real quick. Eddie and I are The Raging Idiots. We're going to do a few shows. We are doing the class of 2017. And we're going out doing four shows in Louisville, St. Louis, Madison, Wisconsin, and Chicago. And we're taking out three new artists.

We call it Class of 2017. It's cool. We're taking out Jackie Lee and Bailey Brian. And Aubrey Sellers. So Class of 2017, our shows. It's in August. But go over to Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram if I want to see that. All their opening acts are way better than us.

Oh, yeah. That's what we do. Yeah. We played out at CMA Fest this weekend. It was hot, man. We followed Lauren Elena, and she's way better than us. Yeah, that's tough. That's a tough one, yeah.

Everybody we go after is always way better than us. We're waiting for that. One artist is not so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of our thing. We haven't found them yet. So, Mr. Bobby Bones, if we want to check that out. Bobby Bones.

What do you have over there, Amy? 17 people were struck by geese droppings at Disneyland, and police and firefighters had to respond. It was that bad they had to call police and firefighters? Yeah, about 9 p.m. police and firefighters responded to Disneyland after close to 20 people about 17 were hit with

fecal matter. I mean a flock of geese they just came over and everybody was like pounded. I guess a weird thing for me is that they all did number two at the same time. Maybe it's a thing. You know they travel and it's like all right ready one two poop. Just the head geese send out a signal like it's time.

That's really what I think. Like all jokes aside like birds don't all poop at the same time. I'm pooping my car all time. Yeah. But it's like one or two sometimes. There were so many they had to call, again, they had to call the cops and the firefighters. And then what's the call? Your number one.

Yeah, a bird pooped on me. Who do I call? 11 adults, six children. Disneyland provided private restrooms to get those affected clean, and they gave them clean clothes. No one was injured. Boy, if you'd have been injured, that would have been a tough. Oh, man. Man, what happened to your arm?

Goose. Goose got me. man that seems like a lot that seems like pretty dramatic there's got to be something that we don't know about this I read the entire story that's it like you know

when a bird goes in your windshield that's a little bird a goose it's gotta be ten times that size a flock of geese like met that's a big bird dude

it could maybe even be like shocking like hit you hard if you're a fan of Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise stuff like that just heads up production's been suspended

there was misconduct it's likely not gonna happen I heard they were like doing dirty stuff in the pool in Mexico Yeah, and everybody flew home. And they were like, shows canceled. You're doing dirty stuff on a...

Listen, you don't take people that are known for doing dirty stuff on TV, put them in a pool and then say don't do dirty stuff on TV. And just they expect nothing to happen. That would be like taking me into a candy store and saying, don't eat any of them. Just sit here and look true. And then be shocked when you ate all the candy. You ate a snickers?

I like candy. What else? Well, I don't know if any of y'all check this out over the weekend, but Katie Perry live streamed her life. I watched some of it. First of all, misleading. Oh, okay. Because they put her in a separate house, not a real house. Oh, yeah.

And they did put cameras. But it wasn't like her life. She just lived in this house for a weekend. But I did watch it. Did you see her one, like, number one boyfriend type? Yeah, she said John Mayer was the best lover. Yeah. I mean, now you heard.

I heard, I heard. Wow. She said John Merr was. Bobby walks a whole thing. She said John Merer was the best lover. Hold on, I'm trying to go from memory here. John Mary was the best Bobby's like I flipped through it

Give me some names I'll tell you with the order she said Can I remember this? For which one? For the guys? Yeah, the guys. Orlando Bloom Number two.

DJ Diplo? Last. Yeah. That was last. I didn't watch And then she gave this Halfhearted apology to Taylor where she kind of put a little jab in there too.

Like Taylor went. Stop messing with Taylor. Katie Prayer came out and Taylor took the whole new cycle and went I'll put all my stuff back online. Yes, true. Like you want to stream it on IHartRadier or Spotify or Pandora?

It's all back. And that's the same weekend Katie Ferry's record came out. Wow. Like, okay, go ahead and throw a shot of Taylor. Taylor takes the whole world and throws it back at you. But she was like, I just want to apologize to Taylor. She's a great songwriter. I was like, kind of a jab.

Like, Taylor's a great performer. Great artist. Taylor's awesome. Taylor's just awesome. Whatever. I would have watched it, though, some of it. I even watched her dog getting groomed. I'm such a loser.

Oh, my goodness. I know. Bobby, you acted like you just casually, randomly saw some of it. I mean, I walked back. computer and it was on, so I watched it. What she eat? What she eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They had hired a celebrity dog groomer, which I'm amazed they have celebrity dog groomers. I would think they just have dog groomers and parts of the town where celebrity lived. Yeah. I don't know it was a celebrity dog groomer. But they bring her in and they're doing a YouTube,

and they have like five cameras. I watched way too much of this thing. Moving on. Well, finish the story. I spent 12 minutes watching a dog get groomed. That's the end of the story. Oh, okay. The story's about as interesting as what I watched, but I couldn't stop. And lastly, shout out to a powerball winner in California, $447.8 million. What's the take home on that? That's what I'm always interested in. I guess. I always like people who go, oh, it's up to $100 million.

I'll get in now. It's one of the top. Seven million is not good enough for you? Right. You had to wait for $100 million? Yeah. The retailer that sold it, they get a million dollar bonus. That's why they sell.

They don't get paid from anything unless people win. Wow. There you go. That's my pile. There's Amy's his pile. It's written this story just now by this skydive instructor who misjudged his jump. No. Said he's been on like 6,000 jumps. Wow.

I mean, I went skydiving once. I hated it. I don't chase adrenaline. I don't like, I don't like, ugh. Skydiving was not fun for me. And this poor guy, something just happened wrong. It's over 6,000 jumps. Yeah.

But, man, just. to go up and be a skydive instructor. That's a different kind of person. To do it once and go, I love it so much. I want to do my career. That's practically like walking down the street for them. Just jumping out of an airplane. Ain't no thing.

I got up in the plane. I remember I think we were 12,000 feet because they had a watch on. And we were like, 12,000 feet. And I was like, man, we are so high. We were in a tiny plane. Like, all right, here we go. And I was the first one. And I was strapped.

And I had a female instructor who wasn't as big as I was. So here I am. I'm the tall guy up front. And I've got a small female who's, she's front to my butt. Right? Yeah. And so we're kind of walking toward the edge like this. And it's already weird because everybody else has to make bigger than them on the back.

Is she like quit resisting? No, I'm telling you. So what they do is they don't let you grab the sides. Because they know you won't let go. Oh, no. And they don't let you jump out on three. They're like, here we go, one. And they jump because on three people grab.

Oh. Because I was going to grab. Smart. Of course. And I was the first one up on the side and I drugged my feet. I was scared to death. And after I landed, I was happy I was on the ground. But I never, I have no interest doing it again.

So you didn't do it for the adrenaline. You did it for other reasons. I tell you why I did it. I don't know this. I'm thinking about writing in my second book. I'm writing another book right now. So you're going to share with this right now? No, I'm not.

But I'm going to tell you. Oh, come on all. All these years, first of all, he didn't eat. Lunchbox and I went like three weeks before him. Bobby, you want to go skydiving? No way. I don't want to go. Then, like, three weeks later, he went by himself, told nobody.

What's why? And then, because he had a reason why, and he has since never told us. What happened was? What happened was? I made one of those deals where I was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'll go skydiving. Because I hated skydiving. If blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. If blah, blah, blah, blah.

Do you want to know what it is? Yes. I'll tell you. No, whoa. Hold on. And you can tell him. Are you joking? And I can say what?

No, you can't. But you have to prompt, pinky problems so you won't tell them. I'm going to write it my book. I don't say anything. What in the world? How is this even fair? Oh.

Oh. That's a good one. Dude, I would do the same thing. I would totally do the same thing. He told me. I mean, I don't know if it's true, but what he told me is good. I mean, I would tell, I understand.

Dude. I was out of my skull. I was like, wow. And then I was like, okay. Bye, blah, blah, blah, blah. Wait, wait. I'm going to skydive. What?

I'm not going to say anything. No, no, don't even ask. I won't. I just have. Come west from my air. Come back over. Oh, that's so awesome. No, it's not even, well.

How do you feel, Amy? Go ahead. I feel like, I guess you can wait until his book comes out or something. It's always awesome. Oh, my goodness. That's crazy. Okay. Dude, that's crazy.

I went skydiving had no interest in it. And I'll never do it again. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, me neither. I'll never do it again. I thought you liked it. What?

I thought I was fine. I'll never do it again. It's like check. It's like over somewhere cool though. No. You're really? No. When you're up that high and the cold air was coming through and I like couldn't breathe for a second, I was like, yeah, this is good.

I hate it when it sucked on your thing and it pulled on your goober. Yeah, I don't have that. I don't have that problem. It hurt, man. My mind's blown right now. But wide skyd is? Yes. Oh my gosh.

This is a nice story. So his name is Leroy Solis Jr. they said, hey, you can't walk the stage of graduation because the rule say you can't go in pants and jeans, right? Like you can't wear jeans. There was a rule already stated. He had jeans on. So, like, three minutes, because he didn't know or forgot the rule.

He's like, oh, I have to walk across the stage. So it goes up to some random person and was like, hey, will you switch pants with me? Uh-huh. And the guy did. That's awesome. You got to switch pants with him and he got to walk across the stage. That's super cool. That's pretty cool, right?

Oh. No, here, I'll stop it. Go ahead. Oh, because it's related. Do you hear about the cool teachers that gave two students, a principal and a teacher gave two students their dress shoes, and they could walk across the stage with dress shoes and not tennis shoes? They didn't have to, but it was just something nice they did.

Was it because the kids couldn't afford dress shoes? Yeah. Like someone saw, like a parent saw the principal wearing like a really nice suit with sneakers. And I was like, why does he have on these white sneakers? It just doesn't seem like it's his style, goes with his outfit. And then the parent found out that the principal had given. given his dress shoes to one of the students walking across the stage. Oh, wow.

So that they could walk across and, like, you know, the picture looks good. Wow. Isn't that awesome? That's pretty cool. Especially if they, like, really wanted to wear dress shoes. And it wasn't like a public thing. Like, he just kind of like, here, I'll take your sneakers. You take my shoes.

We're good to go. Radio Hall of Fame. It's like the biggest honor you can get. And I was like, wow, this is exciting. Like, me? Galdi Willikers, right? And then it's like, you're up against Ryan Seacrest. And it's like, well, crap.

Okay, that was fun for me. Right. And that's why I thought, right? And so I don't want to talk about it too much because I thought, I'm going to lose. I'm up against Ryan Seacrest. He's on Kelly and Rippa talking about it. Kelly and Ryan, yeah. Yeah.

Same show. He's got Selena Gomez and the Kardashians tweeting about it. Yeah. But then like that competitive little monster in me comes out. It's like, what do I do? Do I go after it? Because if I have to come back on here and go, I lost. That's embarrassing.

but what if I can take down Seacrest? Like I've always been someone who's not afraid of the giant. No. But when I lose, I won't talk about it. It'll be like you were never nominated. Yes. And I think, I believe it ends at the end of this week, right?

Do you guys know? Yeah. It's a two-week thing, so yeah. So you can go to RadioVote.com. I would like it if you vote. I honestly don't know if we can beat the Salimanguators or whatever they call her teammate. What do they call her?

Slime and Nate Salina. Is that what they call? I don't know. The GOMIS. The GOMinators. Whatever. If he gets Bieber, like I said, it's over. The Beliebers?

Yeah. So, like, do you think Ryan's like, hey, Selena? Oh, for sure. Can you post this for me? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Of course, wouldn't you?

If I had access to Selena Gomez, I've posted all this stuff like that. Hey, where are your boys at? We're right here, y'all. No, no. We're not. You know who my boys are? The listeners. Okay, okay.

Like, that's really who my boys are. Okay. Because only one artist does even voluntarily come out. Who? Bailey, Ryan. Well, that's awesome. That's nice of her. Sweet of her.

And she went completely rogue. I don't even ask her. And I was like, that's cool. Yeah. I'll put you on tour with us. Thank you for that. Yeah. That's a good point, Eddie.

I see what you're saying now. I mean. Like if, you know. Where's your Selena? You don't want to ask for it, though. No. Yeah. But Ryan, you said he probably asked Selena.

Listen, I don't know. But I know, I don't know. Chris Jenner's, like, that's Kim Kardashian's mom. Yeah. Yeah. I think. Yes, it's her mom. Lunchbox went out to the streets and was talking to people, making them vote on their phones.

Oh, really? Yeah. Excuse me, ma'am. Can you help me help an angel get its wings and also help get Bobby Bones in the Radio Hall of Fame? Okay. I need to borrow your cell phone. Oh, you are the best. And I just need to text 494-00.

Yeah, I love Bobby Bones. And then text the number 10. That's what I'm talking about. There you guys, one vote. That's it. It's that easy. Great idea. One at a time.

You can go to radiovote.com to vote. But again, it's the big... I would compare it to the United States beating Russia back in the hockey if I can take down Seacrest. Is that the Miracle or... I don't know. I was 80. 80.

80. I don't know if I was even born to happen. But regard... What's the biggest upsets in history? Calf's coming back, 3-1 down? Yeah. Oh, yeah, probably. Yep.

Cubs coming back. Yeah. Miracle on ice. Yep. What else? me getting a girlfriend? That's a big one. That's a big one.

That's huge. Anyway, there's that. We'll see who Secretes gets to get him to tweet for him today. Great. Who's got the biggest country following? Luke? Luke? Yeah, Luke probably.

Thomas Faris a lot. But, like, I don't even know numbers-wise who has the biggest. I mean, that's a, like, it's over a million a lot because they do. Yeah. And they're probably, but like Carrie probably has 10. I'm not even out. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

She's probably not having a good day. You all the care bears? She's probably not having a good day. Her husband lost to hockey. last night. That's true. So I wouldn't. Let's give her some time. Shoot.

I'm not even going after anybody. Yeah, you want it to be organic. You want it to happen for you. You want people to want it for you. We don't want to have to ask. Nobody really cares. That's the thing. But it is crazy when people will vote. I'm like, dang, these those things are awesome. Like, I wouldn't care.

If it wasn't me. Did lunchbox hang posters up around the office? Yes. Just to be, he, was that you? I like it. It's a reminder. I mean, think. We've got, that's like, what, 40 people in this building? So you've got 40 more votes?

Yeah. Or one one thousand of Slant and Gomez this week. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bones time. Come on, Bobby Bones. All right, got to go, but thank you for being part of Monday with us. Listen to the whole show back, Bobby Bones Show on demand on IHart Radio. Or you can subscribe over on iTunes, and we just appreciate it. We'll see you tomorrow.

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