The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Last Romantic Gesture + April Fool's Day 'Fact Or Fool' Game + Lunchbox And Wife Now Sleeping In Separate Beds

Episode Date: April 1, 2021

Bobby reveals the last romantic gesture he did for his fiancé Caitlin. We celebrate April Fool’s Day with a game that we learn about things we all once believed were true. Lunchbox shares why he and his wife are sleeping in separate beds…along with the evidence. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. Thank you guys. Everybody listening. Just appreciate you. I was watching the story this morning And so a teenager was hit by a van Which stinks And they were about to take his organs out

And donate them But right before they did that He started breathing on his own And he like woke up right before they started taking his organs out What? This is like a funeral sometimes When they're like, yep Uncle Benny, he died

And then he starts twitching when he's in the box In a heartwarming case of It Ain't Over Till It's Over The story reads Their son Louis Roberts has made a truly miraculous recovery. He was struck by a van while walking down a road on March 13th. Just a few days later, doctor said, hey, he had brain stem death.

Essentially, he's passed away. So the family goes, well, we want to donate his organs. So they schedule the surgery. Right before the surgery, he started breathing on his own. All of a sudden, they noticed him going, and he's slowly getting better now. they've even started a fundraising effort

so far there have been a few thousand bucks to get a back on his feet how nuts is that the doctor said he's dead they put it on the old apple calendar what will take his organs

at this point of the day and then he starts breathing that is a that is wild is he expected to be like make it fully recover yeah wow they just keep saying

he's continuing to show signs of improvement anyway I thought that story was wild I do want to talk about this too as we start the show. Eddie, not always known as a big idea guy. Would you say that? I mean, I don't know what that means, but I...

I would say you're not... However, I'm going to give you a little credit here. I would say Eddie's not a big idea guy. He doesn't have like, oh, we should do this. This would be good for the show or this would be a big segment. Eddie just shows up and says witty things back. Like, that's his strength. That's my job.

Well, your real job is to edit videos and run cameras. Right. But I think you're the funniest person on the show, you are the quickest witted and I think you and I have the funniest conversations. That being said, you're not the big idea. However, you have a big idea that I think you're onto something here. Now, I've been kind of telling people, hey, if you're going to get big on TikTok, you have to find your lane. Don't just goofy dance. Nobody cares. Everybody does that. So I told Eddie, he's open boxes on TikTok. People will watch that. You know, I've kind of taken mind where, you know, I tell stories from

inside country music, things that have happened to me and also do kind of what the New York Post did with blind items. But Eddie has come up with the way for Lunchbox to be a TikTok star, and I think it's a pretty good idea. Has he told you yet, Lunchbox? No, what does he want me to do? Eddie, take it away. Okay, so I'm just going to preface by saying that I've been thinking a lot about this

because it's just been on my mind trying to figure out TikTok, and there are so many things that you can do on there. Perfectly for Lunchbox, though, it would be walking the streets, looking in garbage cans, wherever finding food that's, like, half-eaten or like a can. can that still has a little bit of beer left in it, and then drink or eat the rest of it. So you want him eating food from the garbage from restaurants? Anywhere, Bones.

Like if you're at a hotel and you're walking in the hallway and you see somebody's leftover room service, you're like, all right, here's some toast. Let's try. Let's eat it. I would watch that. I would follow that person. Right? That's a lot of thing.

I would be grossed out, but I would follow that person. I would go, what's lunchbox out to today? I wonder where he is. And then all of a sudden he's outside of an eight. AMC movie theater. And he's like, I'm going in. Let's see what we find under the seats. And then he's under the seats.

Looks like somebody didn't eat all their milk duds. That's what I'm talking about. I want to watch that guy. Man, that's crazy. I mean, I've done that. I mean, listen, eating food, like I found cotton candy under seats at baseball games, eat it, you know, things like that. That's no big deal.

But trash cans. Like, if it's on the ground, I'm okay with it. The trash can is what kind of weirds me out. Would you, if there was food sitting out? outside of someone's hotel room, like half-eaten rooms. I've done that. Oh, wouldn't that be great bones? Lunchbox, you got to do this!

I've done it off Denny's tables, like when they live their food and they just leave food there, just reach over and grab it. Like a cheeseburger. Say there's a half-eaten cheeseburger. He just says, should I eat this? TikTok, watch this, and he eats it. Yeah, that's what you got to do. Make Eddie for your new lane.

Enough for the dopey dances. Let's go. Let's eat some food. Oh, man. Eddie, thank you for the idea. Yeah, you're welcome. Consider me your first follow when you get that up. Wow.

I guess I got to go look for some food on the street today. Well, it can be anywhere. Oh. Yeah, I mean, there's probably food in the break room, right? That's just like an entry level. Like, here's a half-eaten donut from the guy that works at the rock station. Yeah, I mean, hey, I got a good stomach. I can eat food.

I like food and free food is even better, so, I mean, it sounds kind of interesting. Think about that. All right. Don't say it never did anything for you. That's right. Now, Bones, do I get anything for you? get a cut from the money he makes on TikTok? No, he's not going to make any money.

Oh, he's not. And then you're not, where's my cut from you open a box? The boxes, yeah. And I have even opened your mail, so yeah, you're right. Why aren't any more boxes, by the way? I got one today. I'm opening. Dude, you need to open a box every day. Bones, there aren't enough boxes. I'm trying. And you know my next thing? Hey, that's loser language.

Wow. You know, my next thing, though, is to call my friends and just be like, hey, can I come by and open a box? Yeah, go by. Eddie, that's your lane. Go places and open boxes. See if John Pardy has any boxes that I need to open. I'll just go by there and open up. It is time to open up the mailbag.

You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. All right. From a teenager that emails the show, he writes, Hello, Bobby Bones. My name is Evan. I'm 14 years old.

I just got my school learners permit. And in two months, I get my learners, which means I can drive to school by myself. But my parents are not warmed up to the idea of me driving by myself, but they let me drive with them all the time. My question is, how can I ask them to drive without making them mad? At what age did you start driving yourself to school? Thanks, Evan.

In Arkansas, I got my permit at 14. And so a lot of people didn't get theirs until 15 and a half, depending what state they were in. So when people told me that, I was like, you guys had a wait a year and a half to get your permit? What did you get your permit when? I got my learners permit at 15, and I didn't start driving until I was 16. I didn't get my learner's permit at all. I just got my license at 16. Really? Yep. And then my dad bought me a car and I couldn't drive it until I was 18.

Even though you had a license at 16? Correct. Why? It's because he didn't trust me really. He bought your car and you wouldn't drive it to your 18. It was a cold Jeep too. It was awesome. I get to look at it but couldn't drive it. Well, I was 14. I was driving probably a little more than I should have been, mostly for necessity. You know, my mom had an old beat-up Subaru that I ended up taking later and sometimes I just had to go to the store. And so I would just drive by myself. I think I had to grow up a bit quicker than most people. so I'm not going to compare my situation to yours, and I probably wasn't,

even as responsible as I was. And at 14, I was very responsible. I don't think I was ready to drive. Not just because of me, but because of all the people on the road, too. Like, people are still idiots. Evan, I'm going to have to side with your parents here. I think you can ask them and say,

now that I have my permit, is there anything I can do to prove to you that I can just drive to school? But first of all, how far is it to school? What intersections do you have to go through? What's a highway? What's the situation? situation. I need to know all of this. And still I'm probably going to say no. But here's the conversation

at 14 Evan that you can have with your parents because you can legally drive to school. Can you imagine a cop pulling over a 14 year old and it being legal? So I would say, hey, my permit says I can drive to school. What can I do to prove to you that I'm able to drive to school? And they may say turn 15 or 16. That's what you can do to prove it. But maybe there is some sort of path for you to get to try occasionally. 14's way too young for me to go, you can do it, man. That just seems like a kid doing an extremely adult thing. It is. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. I mean, my daughter's turning 14 next month. You're not driving anywhere. A bit different. Yeah. She was adopted, came over, is a bit behind in some ways. Yeah. But even for me, I look back at 16. I need to drive. 16's too young.

I know. Like, I think of, like, I was driving. I lived far from my high school. I had on I-35, like a major highway for like miles and miles. It would take me an hour to get to school. I was in bumper-to-bumper traffic. It was not good. And we didn't have cell phones back then either. So like sometimes if I needed something at a pull-off, find a gas station, go to a pay phone. Back in our day. Or firing out of gas, which I did multiple times. It was trouble. So you say 14 no-go period. I don't think so. Sorry, buddy. Eddie? No, Evan needs to realize. It's the most nerve-wracking thing for a parent to let their child drive. And at 14, way too young.

I think you're way too, Evan, but I'm going to give you a plan to talk to them. And that is, hey, what can I do to get to drive to school? They're probably not going to let you, and I agree with that. But maybe you're so responsible that they go, or maybe there's a necessity. We don't know all those details. So approach your parents and say, hey, I can now drive. You've driven with me. Like, what can I do to prove to you that I can just drive to school?

And see what they say. Again, they may say turn 16. They may not. I know. have that conversation. Let us know how it goes. There's a sliver of hope. Not a lot, but there's a sliver Evan. And that's the mailbag. We've got your email and we read it on the air.

Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. You can reach out to the mailbag. Morgan, what do they do? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. There you go. All right, let's see if Lunchbox can make any money here. Lunchbox has his handout. We'll go and hold his hand.

This is so awkward. And see if he can identify. identify the person just by a single handhold. Okay, I'm going to get off the mic now and Scoob and Scoob, Steve's going to go first. Okay. And what you, oh crap, lost my headphones. What you'll do is just talk us through

because if I'm talking, he'll know it's not me. All right. So we have the first person walking up right now, lunchbox. They're coming up towards you on your left side. So am I going to? They're going to grab your hand here in about three seconds. Okay. And then do I tell you whose hand it is? Or do I wait to the, well, I mean, I may get confused,

but I don't know when you want me to tell you the answer. Okay, hands coming in right now. Hold the hand. Interlock fingers. Oh, that's a dude hand. That is definitely a dude hand. Okay, they let go of the hand. The person is walking back.

Ah, that's dude hand. Who do you think it was, lunchbox? I think, I mean, the fingers were so long that I don't think it could be one of the girls. I don't think it could be M2 or Amy, but I think they were a little moisturized, so I'm going to go with Bobby. Okay, he thinks number one is Bobby All right Let me write that down All right

Next person up Go ahead Number two Number two is leaving their seated area Walking up I'd say about five seconds You're going to get a hand inside your hand Lunchbox

Oh gosh This is so weird He or she is coming up right now Okay And connection right now Tell us what you're feeling And who do you think it is Oh God

Oh don't rub my hand No, no, that's a dude hand again. That's a dude hand again. That's a dude hand. And they're rubbing my, their thumb on me. They're rubbing their, now they're not letting go. All right, all right, enough, enough. Enough.

Enough. That's another dude hand. I may have got the first one wrong. Are you changing? Ah. You can change if you want. No, I don't want to change. I don't want to change, but that had to be a dude hand too.

Unless Amy's got dude hands and I just don't know. There's only two guys, though. Right. And I never, but I felt like there was hair on that hand. And so I feel like Amy wouldn't have, or Morgan number two, wouldn't have hair on their hands. We are mammals. We have hair on our body. Yeah, I'll go with Eddie on that one.

All right. Eddie was number two on his list. Okay. Next one up. Dang, this is tough, man. Next person's getting up. Ah, this is weird. Walking your direction.

Uh. All right, the person is almost there. He or she will grab your hand right now. those are tiny hands that tried to squeeze real hard to make me think they were tough I feel like that that hand was so small

so it has to be the smallest person in the room it has to be Morgan number two because she's like tiny so I'll go to Morgan number two on that one that's your answer that's my answer so without touching the fourth person it has to be Amy

if you're good on the other three yeah but I probably need to touch it huh? No I think we're probably good If you're good on the other three, we're probably good. Well, what if I'm wrong? Amy, do you want... You can...

A said... I got it right! You already said it was Amy. Here we go. The first person... You can pull your mask up. The first person you said was Bobby. That was me.

Yeah. The answer is, for $5, it was me. Boom! Yeah! Eddie threw me his wedding ring to put it on. But it was my right hand... Did you feel the ring? No, I couldn't feel the ring at all.

Oh, great. I tried. Next up, you thought the next man hand was Eddie. Except that hand was Eddie. Yeah! And then the smallest hand was Morgan. Oh, my goodness, I am rich. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

And Amy was four. Eddie, I'm sorry, you didn't get to hold my hand. You made $20. $20. Nice job. Well, that was a pretty dumb segment. That was pretty dumb. Yeah.

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I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. There was a car accident in Sacramento where a semi-truck had turned over on its side and there was a woman trapped. Well, luckily for her, Nicholas Lee, a former defensive back in college, he runs. and starts punches out the windshield and pulls her out.

He punched out the windshield? That's heroic. Wow. Yeah, Nicholas Lee. I guess he was a defensive tackle, not defensive back. But yeah, big dude, punched out the windshield.

That's still crazy. That's a hard punch. Yes, that's superhero. I don't think even if my life was on the line, I could punch through a windshield. Do you think you could kick through one? Maybe. Oh.

We might do a test on that. That's got to be so hard. He used his fists and feet. Okay. So maybe he started with his feet. and then finish it with his fist. Or maybe he started kicking. Either way, great stories.

What's his name again? Nicholas Lee. Shout out Nicholas Lee. Thank you very much. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Lunchbox came in strong with a win last week. The scores one to zero as we play Amy versus Lunchbox.

We Googled trivia questions for dudes. We Googled trivia questions for ladies and we switch it up. Lunchbox gets the ladies ones. Amy gets the dude ones. Good? Good. Good. Up first, Amy's questions.

Amy, who owns the Xbox gaming franchise? Who owns Xbox? Okay. I feel like Nintendo is a different gaming system. Xbox is... Who owns Xbox? Is it Nintendo? Is this another way for Nintendo to make money?

This is the game... Oh. Do I have... No, I have a... Nintendo is PS4. It's different. PlayStation is different than Xbox. They're rivals. They're like, Adidas? That's a shoot company.

Oh, oh, probably like a computer company. Like... Five seconds? I know. Your answer is? Adidas. Incorrect. Lunchbox.

Nintendo. Incorrect. Oh. I mean, I don't know. I don't play video games. You were on the right track. Okay, but I don't know. It was Microsoft.

A computer company does own Xbox. Yeah. So no points there. I was going to say Dell if I said a computer company. Next up. Seaside Heights Beach was the main location for what popular reality show? Seaside Heights Beach.

That was the main location for what popular reality show. Seaside Heights Beach? This is a guy question? Mm-hmm. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, Jim Tam Laundry. GTO. Jersey Shore

GTO doesn't do Jimtam laundry Gtel Gtos a Mustang Okay Jersey Shore Correct Amy other than football

An oval shaped ball is used in what sport Soccer basketball The hockey Rugby Rugby Is that your answer

Yeah Correct Woo Nice Wow that's a big get there Dang it. I was so close to Microsoft too.

I would have gone three for three. I would have should have. You got them all right. You would have been three for three. You're right. If the queen had testes, she'd be king. I know. I know.

You're right. All right. Good point. Here we go. Lunchbox. Yep. In the movie Legally blonde, Reese Witherspoon's character

majored in what subject before going to law school. Huh. Have you ever seen Legally blonde? Yeah, I fell asleep in the movie theater. In the movie, legally blonde, Reese Witherspoon's character majored in what subject? before going to law school?

Fashion. Correct. What? Wow. I had, wow. You think you really knew it? Yes. I don't know, I never, I fell asleep.

I don't know. Fashion. No, I tried to just think of what is opposite law school. I mean, I literally had no idea. Fashion. The opposite. Lunchbox, what part of the body do women bake as part of a beauty routine? Do what?

What part of the body do women bake as part of a beauty routine? Women bake something. What do they bake? Oh man, if I'm a woman and I want to bake these. As part of a beauty routine? They bake their face. The answer is face. Wow.

What is that? I don't know. I don't know what that means. Wait, yeah, what is that beauty routine? I don't know. Okay, I'm just curious. have no idea about women's stuff. I just went the opposite of butt.

Bake their face. Never baked my face. Well, you might want to get on it, Amy. Maybe it's a thing. Amy's writing it down. Wow. Lunchbox. Yep.

What is it called when women go to get their acrylic nails touched up? For example, I'm going to get a blank. Oh, that's easy. A fill. Correct. What? I heard that term before. I don't know where to mean.

I mean, I didn't know. That's what I meant, but... Three for three. Hit that song. How did you know that for real? March madness in full effect, baby. Anything can happen. Wow.

Nice win. Lunchbox is now up two to zero as they play to five. Amy's all obsession on her phone. She's checked out. I'm looking up baked face. I don't understand what that is. So Lunchbox, you and your wife are sleeping in separate rooms? Yeah, I woke up two days.

days in a row and my wife's gone. She's out of the bed and I looked there and I said, I went downstairs. I'm like, hey, what's going on? She goes, you have started snoring and you're keeping me up at night. But you didn't always snore? Nah, I've never snored my life. So I don't believe her. There's no way I snore. Why would I be snoring all the sudden? And she recorded me while I was sleeping. It's crazy that you've never snored and now you've started. Is it, are you like sinus up? Maybe that's what it is. Maybe there's some allergies going on. I don't know, but I've never snored in my life, and this has never been a problem. And she was like, it's so loud, you wake me up, and I had to go downstairs because I couldn't sleep.

Okay, here we go. Here is lunchbox snoring. You breathe really fast, too. That's like a guy. I sleep with my mouth open, so maybe that's why it sounds so loud. I don't know, but I've never snored my life, and that is what she got from me sleeping, and that's why she went downstairs. Does it sound like his snores are pretty rapid? They're like, I was hearing like a drill Like a Let's hear it again Ray Like I don't feel like you're giving enough time to exhale

It's like Yeah like something's up You should go to the doctor Something's going on Oh if they put one of those big machines on you No! Oh No I don't want to wear that mask No way

Would you do a sleep study? Yeah I mean I guess I don't even know what that means But what do they do? They watch you sleep And they write down notes or what? You get naked and they They record you naked. Well, because they want to make sure they want to look at your whole body. Yeah, to be natural.

You don't even get a blanket. You lay on a rubber mattress naked and they watch you sleep. Wouldn't you, I mean they got to put it at a good temperature then because you're going to be freezing. They do. They put the temperature at what your desire is, but you have to be naked while you do it.

There's wires everywhere, so. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if that's what I'm, I'll do it if that's what I need to do. Like, does it sound that bad? It sounds pretty bad. It sounds unhealthy, yeah. Especially if it's not normal for you.

That means there's something going on. One more time from the top, Ray. It's very wet. Still going. Yeah, it feels like when we'd start the flat bottom, we had a little evident on the back of it. It's not turning, man. Do you feel like this is age, lunchbox?

Maybe you do start snoring with age. I don't know. I mean, I am a young 39 right now, so maybe at 39 you start snoring. I have no idea. But if I'm snoring that loud that I'm keeping her up, that's a problem. Yeah, it's got to be something happening in your body right now. Do you think, I'll ask you this question, I saw it in the news, I'll ask all you guys.

Do you think you peek, or that you've peaked already? What age do you think people peak at, Amy? Oh, I mean, I feel like I still have. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Let's be honest. Okay, fine. I peaked probably at like 33.

But I just turned 40 and I feel good, kind of. It would feel kind of good. If you think you haven't peaked yet. No, I feel free to say that. We're just giving you a hard time. No, I know. I'm in denial. I peaked earlier.

When do you think you peaked? Probably 35. Okay. I'll go right in the middle between 30 and 40. Eddie? Yeah, the peak has come and gone, my friends. 35 is kind of probably when I was like just flying high. I was in shape.

Bones, you help me get in shape. I was feeling really good. My body didn't ache. Now, I mean, dude, I'm in physical pain 24-7. Most people think that the peak age is like 37 or so. Lunchbox, when did you peak? I would say probably 24, 25. I mean, that was when I was my, at my peak of partying. I was able to drink the most I ever had. I was just looking good. Probably the best I've ever looked in my life. I still look great. But, I mean, just the women factor that I had around me and just every, like, athletic work. But you're married now. If you weren't married, you'd still have women around you.

You're right. But I wouldn't have as many, I don't think. You're right. So I would say 24, 25 was when I was really just, man, that's when the peak was. I think I'm peaking right now. Is that possible? Yeah. Well, how come you can peak now and I can't?

No, you said you hadn't gotten there yet. You said you hadn't gotten there yet, Amy. That's ridiculous. You still had a few years. Like, I think right. now I'm in my peak and I see that it could not be peaking soon so I'm taking advantage of it. Like this is my last run to probably be in pretty good shape as like in general. I don't want to be in good shape.

I'll be in good shape for an older guy eventually. But I have all my hair still, which is great. I think I'm peaking right now. Career-wise, life-wise, this is it for me. I give it about another 18 months and we'll start slipping down. I'm going down now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But do you disagree, Amy? I get, no, I feel like you have a lot going on right now.

So this is, yeah, you're right. Like, I'm about to get married for the first time. Yeah, peek away. Why are you hating right now? You have a hater tone right now. No, I don't. I just, I haven't really thought about it. But I guess, yeah. Now she's depressed. This has ruined her whole week. You're peaking. We've all, you're peaking now. We've all peaked. Lungewashed in his joint. That he's coming out a long time ago.

But I just hope there's more to come. Can you have a second peak? Sure. Okay. You can have little mini peaks in different life stages. Yeah, I'm going to have some mini peaks. Yeah. There you go.

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Are you sitting down? Eddie, you down? I'm down. Because it's time. to announce that music festivals are back. Well, it's one festival, but we'll take it. Colorado's 2021, Country Jam is happening, June 24th through the 26th.

People like Luke Combs, Toby Keith, Kerry Underwood, Kip Moore, Ashley McBride, Hardy, Travis Denning, Craig Morgan, and Laney Wilson. Boom. It's just good to announce that normality is creeping back in. I will also say this.

I don't want to give away too much. But Eddie and I have something up our sleeve. Bigger than we've ever done before. Can't wait to tell America about it. I'm going to leave it there. But it's almost time for us to get back to some normal. They talk about helping kids learn a good April Fool's Day prank, which obviously today's April Fool's Day.

Do you let your kids prank Eddie or no? I mean, I haven't done one really to them. I think one of the best ones I ever saw, though, was when there wasn't school and the dad got their kids ready and they got up early and got their backpacks and everything and made them stand outside. And it's like a whole hour. Just kidding.

There's no school today. Well, the story talks about how you should teach your kids to do pranks and that a good prank is when everyone is laughing at the end, not just the prankster. Right. Which is rare. Yeah, that's a good prank. That's like just a fun day. That's a good prank. But they talk about stuff like get some plastic bugs and freeze them into ice cubes or hide them in drawers or like googly eyes.

a good sport when it comes to getting pranked? Yes. Okay. Absolutely. Like you don't get just mad and like walk away and stomp. This is what I like about getting pranked. If you prank me, you were going to get it three times back. Harder. Yeah, it's a competition to me. So, yes, yeah, bring the prank. It's all good. As long as you don't like spill something on a nice shirt of mine or something like that, I'm all good. Hines introduces new Ketch chili and Buffa Ranch condiments. Buffer Ranch is a cool, creamy ranch dressing with a spicy buffalo sauce. Which, by the way, makes sense because when I have wings and they have buffalo sauce and I use ranch dressing, I'm basically already doing Buffer Ranch. Yeah, it sounds delicious.

Sweet Kachili is ketchup with tangy Thai sweet chili sauce. That one I don't know as much about. There's also wasabioli, a blend of spicy wasabi and garlic ioli. How about Hanch? What do you think that is, Eddie? Hanch. Hanch. They have no idea.

Hot sauce and ranch. How about tarchup? Tartchup. So tartar sauce with ketchup. Nice. Is that what that is? Yeah. If you have a shopping addiction, well, join the club. Americans spend about $5,000 per year on impulse buys.

A new study finds that 20% of the purchase is adults make or done impulsively costing more than $5,000 each year. How impulse buy are you, Eddie? I don't buy anything. My wife impulse buys. But I don't buy anything, unless we just need it at the house and then I'll go to Amazon just click like light bulbs and things like that. I only impulse buy.

Dude, for a while there with shoes, you were impulse buying. Yep. Luke Bryan shares a horrifying fish hook accident. I saw it. He said, I'm pretty sure that's in my bone. Luke Brian's day of fishing went seriously awry. He got on social media and showed two prongs of a fishing lure embedded in his hand. Here's a clip from Instagram.

Well, this is going to leave a mark. Pretty sure that's in my bone. is all the way in. They had to go to the doctor. He's laughing about it. Nothing you can do. When I was a kid, my grandmother pulled back and the hook went into my jaw all the way in. And she threw, like, tried to throw the line out, but it didn't go because it was in my jaw.

It like went in the soft spot of my jaw. Luckily, it didn't go into my eye. I shouldn't have been that close to her as she was. Well, that you think about it. Yeah. I mean, I was like, oh, I was like five, but I remember that. A new dating app is only available on Thursdays. It's called Thursday, and well, it's only active on Thursdays.

Yep, you can only chat, message, and find potential love interests one day of the week, but the idea is to cut down on small talk and let users get on more actual dates. There you go. That's the pile of stories. Thank you very much. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. So you may remember the little girl who was selling Girl Scout cookies, and she was doing it. and her sales pitch outside on someone's porch and the doorbell camp caught her practicing. Hello, I'm Allie. Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies? Well, you can buy them $5 in each. So would you like what? That's our practicing before they open the door. So cute. So her mom posted it on Facebook and then it just started to catch on. People from all over the country were wanting to buy. cookies from her. She sold 3,750 boxes, but I don't think some of the people wanted their boxes.

They just wanted to support her. So from that, she was able to take the boxes that were sold and donate them to nursing homes and send them to people where it really might brighten their day, health care workers. And then her Girl Scout troop, her name is Ali Schroyer, by the way. They were able to donate $1,000 to pediatric cancer research using the money from some of her sales. That's really cool. And shout out to everybody who bought cookies or just sent money. It just makes me think, Lunchbox, if there were doorbell cameras 20 years ago

and you were doing your pitch for the candy bars. Do you understand that she's reading that story that is literally what popped in my head like, oh, she did that? Imagine if I would have been having all this technology when I was a kid. I would have set world records for selling worlds find a chocolate with almonds in the middle

and I was wondering if you'd like to buy any. I was so freaking good. But how old were you? Eight, nine years old, seven, eight, nine. I mean, I was so good. I could sell anything. Like in high school, my sister for the softball team, they had to sell blow pops.

I'm talking blow pops to, I would go door to door for her and sell the blow pops. I would sell three boxes a day. I was that good. And those little foldout things that were like $30 a piece that no one bought, I sold 100 items out of that thing. You should do that? the weekends. I was so good. If you look, you're like going to make money. Right. Yeah. I'd say it's sales. Yeah, go back into blowpops.

Like, what was your sales pitch for blow pops? I don't even remember. I just talked about Lollipop with gum. I mean, what you like to buy some? Listen, I was so good at sales. My friend AJ had a little sister who's in Girl Scouts. His mom would take me to sell the Girl Scout cookies. I sat out in front of Tower Records on the Dragon Austin by UT and I'm the one that did the selling for here. she could get her badge. Did you get any the clip of that money? No, I got no clip of that money,

but I honed my skills. Like, I had a job offer from Wrangler when I was 18 years old. When I graduated high school, they were ready to hire me. Rangler boots? Sell jeans. How would that go?

Where are those famous jeans with a W on the butt? Not sure how that was going to go, but they were like, they were like, the minute you graduate high school, we want you. Nice. Well, what happened?

I went to college. I wasn't ready for that working life. I was ready for that party life. Yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, I was so good. Jesus, girl, congratulations to her, but I would have crushed her. Hey, that's a good story, Amy.

It's a good story, lunchbox. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Scoobo Steve is going to handle the investigative corny today. Big pressure, Scoobo Steve. Are you ready? I'm ready, but I feel it. Let's do it.

We have 90 seconds to guess the end of this joke. Team, are you ready? We're ready. All right, let's go. Morning, corny. So what's the last? The loudest kind of pet that you can get. What's the loudest kind of pet that you can get?

90 seconds starts now. Loudest. Pets. A speaker pet. Screaming. Sound pet. Cocker, spaniel. Sound horn pet.

Trumpet. Trumpet. That's it. Dang, bones. You're good. It's a trumpet because it's loud. A trumpet. Trumpet.

Does that make sense? trumpet? Yes. Because I was thinking like you know you can do like some kind of animal that's like a screaming toad or whatever but I don't know any of those. So you got to go trumpet. Oh, I didn't think about screaming toad. So it's either screaming toad or trumpet. I don't even know if that's a real thing or not. All right. We feel good about trumpet. Trumpet. Trumpet. I love it. Trumpet. I don't even understand it. There's no Trumpet. No, no. Trumpet like a horn. And it's loud. Oh.

Oh boy. Like that's how you spell trumpet. Right. And it's a P-E-T at the end. Okay, then maybe that makes sense. Okay, I was trying to think of an actual animal. The trumpet. What's the question, Scooby-Seeve?

It's what's the loudest kind of pet that you can get? A trumpet. It's a trumpet. A trumpet. Okay, let's hear it. Hit us back, Ray. The morning corny. So what's the loudest kind of pet that you can get?

What's the loudest kind of pet that you can get? It's a trumpet. It's a trumpet. Great job. guys. Dang, it's just like that. You ready? Well, yeah, that's what we're sitting here.

Clear eyes, full hearts. Kids! Nice job, Steve. Nice job, team. Ramundo, our audio producer, was on a date with his wife. I saw you guys on your Instagram story painting things. What was that about? Well, and I actually recommend it to any guy out there.

So you just, it's called a sip and paint. So the females like to do the wine. I'm not even a big red wine guy, but as a dude, you have to then go paint, but it also kind of, it's a couple's thing. So it brings you together. It's about an hour class. And there's a professional there. She teaches you how to paint. And I thought it was going to be pretty god-awful, but I semi was able to get through it because it was so quickly.

She was able to mix your colors for you so you know exactly what you're working with. Otherwise, it's probably not going to be the right colors. But it was kind of fun, and my painting actually turned out decent. What was your painting of? She had everybody in the class do these daisies. They were just in a field. And then there was one dude. Apparently, he just thought he was like, Mr. Sto, your girl or like the ladies.

Man, he drew a female. Like, I believe it was a nude woman. He just went rogue. Yes. And I took a picture of him. It was unbelievable. Like, he must just go to these classes trying to pick up chicks. And he paints these unbelievable paintings because I went afterwards.

I was like, dude, props on that one, man. I'm hiding my painting. You killed it. And you see this guy who's a really good artist just goes to have his place to kind of I'm telling you he was there. He had a couple trullies. He was drinking and he just act so casually and I looked at it once, went back 30 minutes later and he had an unbelievable picture of a woman. And I was like, this guy's going to clean up at this painting port. Were most people there single or as a couple? It was mixed. We were all married up,

but there was definitely some singletons there. That's a skill I do not have is painting or drawing or handwriting. Anybody have good handwriting here? I do. You do? Yeah. That's a romantic date though, Ray. Shot. out. Did you figure that out or did she? It was her, but then I agreed to it. But I'm telling you, it's only an hour. You're in and out. And my wife was so impressed. She goes, I can't believe you decided to do that. I'm like, I can't believe it either, but I did.

Well, let me brag a minute on. My romantic gesture that was just completed. We go to dinner and, you know, I try, I'm not great at it, but I try to be extremely deliberate now because it's been a wildly busy last six or seven months. We haven't had a lot of time, Caitlin and I,

to just spend with not the road, not at work, no dogs. So we go to dinner. We found a place to go to dinner. It's a nice place. And we go in and you know I did Amy? That she loved? I took my phone. I put it in the glove box, glove compartment. And then we went in the restaurant with me with no phone. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I was twitching like I was going through withdrawal. Yeah, probably. I needed, you know how sometimes smokers will have like a fake cigarette? Uh-huh. You need to do like your fake phone. Yeah, I need something to hold or to like keep lifting up to look at if I had any text. But I did it and she was very impressed by that.

I think that that's awesome. Thank you very much. Eddie, what have you done romantic lately? What a jerk. You know I have nothing. Well, not romantic, but what have you done? I cooked dinner last night. It's pretty nice.

You didn't have to do anything. But do you normally do that? No, once a week maybe. And I cleaned up afterwards. I wouldn't say romantic. I'll say thoughtful. Because me taking my phone and leaving it in the glove box is not romantic. Gotcha.

But I felt like I was really looking out for what I think she would like. And so you cooked, Eddie? Cooked and I cleaned up afterwards. What did you cook? I used the air fryer. Man, I cooked a whole chicken last night. Amazing. In 70 minutes.

I got Eddie an air friar for his birthday. He had never used one. What happened? Tell me about this thing. Bones, I wish I knew more about it other than it is amazing. I don't know how it works, but you basically put your food in there.

You set it up, whatever time it tells you, and it's done. It's, I mean, everything I put in there has come out better than I've ever done in the oven. Ever.

It's unbelievable. Is it fair to say that you are a believer? Yes. I'm a believer because I bought one for my dad like, I don't know, three years ago for Christmas and he talked all about it. I'd roll my eyes and I just like, to me, it's like, oh, George Foreman Grill, like whatever. I'm a real

chef. I like to cook. I take pride in my cooking. So I always rolled my eyes at this thing. I bones, there's no other way to cook other than this thing. I am a believer of the air fry. There he is. Yeah, the air friar is legit. And I knew it wasn't the most

spectacular gift to you when you opened it. You were like, an air fryer. I was like, trust me, you will be back, and you will tell me that this thing is amazing. You were right. And I even told Bobby, I'm like, dude, when you get back from Mellie, I'm making you chicken wings in the air friar. He asked me, he said, hey, do you want me to bring you some chicken wings and make it

some, like, lemon pepper or chicken wings? And I was like, man, I'm leaving in the morning, but I'm going to take this coupon. I'm going to turn it back in when you get back. You got it. That's awesome. All right. Nice job, Ray. Nice job, Eddie. Nice job me. And that concludes this segment.

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He did not get drawn. He was so pumped about it. But your wife didn't hear that segment. Right. My wife had no idea. I hadn't heard that segment, so she was in the dark. Still thought it was a possibility I was going to space.

Was she worried? Absolutely. She does not like the idea of me going to space. Like when we brought up the drawing, She was like, that's just stupid. Like, why would you have to do that? I don't want you going to space. But she said, but what are the odds you're going to win the drawing?

So it's probably, you're not going to go to space. So just a quick recap, there was this charity thing that St. Jude was doing, and you could buy, you know, basically raffle tickets. And if they drew you, you'd go up into a manned spaceship and they're going to shoot somebody off and is going to orbit the earth. There's a whole thing. We drew on the show, lunchbox lost. So we put in a bunch of money and all the tickets set his name on it.

That's pretty much the story, right? That's it. Yeah. So we had a whole thing. Lunchbox, did you get in? He did not. But he did not tell his wife. However, you went home and recorded her, and you told her that you did.

Yes, I went home yesterday after the show and I was like, hey, I'm going to space. You're never going to believe it. Like, I got drawn. Is this her honest reaction? Or did she know you're up to something? She had no idea. This is her honest reaction. I kept my phone.

Like, I had a hoodie on, so you have that little pocket in the front. So that's where the phone is. So she doesn't even see it. So I'm just like, I'm devastated. I'm upset and she can feel my emotions. This is some acting stuff from like your acting class. I'm putting it into play here. What were you channeling?

I was just channeling like I was like thinking of a sad scene. You know, like the notebook when that lady's dying at the end. And I got to play on those emotions because I have to make it seem genuine that I'm sad and I'm upset because I don't want to go to space either. Okay, here's lunchbox telling his wife he got picked to go to space. Here we go. What? I'm going to space. What?

You know how I told you. drawing? Yeah, from like thousands of people. Yeah, they reached out to Scuba and told him I'm the one. They, because, and so they're going to announce it like publicly on Saturday. I don't like this. When are you supposed to go? September. This September? Yeah. I think that's the earliest it says. I don't know. We're going to talk about this more later. I'm tired. Like, what do you mean more? Well, like, you're not going to get out of his face, so. What if it's losing my job or go to space? You've already been arrested for this job.

That's enough. You're not losing your life. If that were a real situation and that you were picket to go to space, what would you have done? I don't know because there's no way I was going. I don't know how you get out of it. I don't know, but there was no chance. If I was drawn, there was no chance I was getting on that spaceship. And I would be too scared to do it.

There's no way I would do it. I don't know. They would have to let me out. That's all I know. Oh, but she immediately pulled out her phone and started Googling and found out they'd already announced who was going. Lunchbox really commits to this role because he throws a profanity out immediately. Like he's cursing from the top. Why?

Ray, play that first part back. I'm going to Frize face. Let's see the Oscars clip. Hey, you got to own it, guys. That means business, right? Yeah, she knows I'm upset. If I come in with the curse word right away, like she knows, okay, this isn't a joke. And up for her best supporting actor.

For his role in space mission, it's lunchbox. What? I'm going to space. And that's when they have the close up of him on the camera. And then he's like, thank you, thank you. And then he, yeah, yeah. Nice work, lunchbox. It is weird to know that if you did get picked, she wouldn't let you go.

She wouldn't let me go. I wouldn't let me go. Guys, I don't know what I would do. Like, I would go into hiding. Like, I don't want to get, like, people dodged the draft. I'd be dodging space. Like, there ain't no way. No chance.

Later, when he tries to run for, like, president, they're like, you're a space dodger. Today is April Fool's Day. Keep one eye open. Hey, keep both of them open during the daytime. People are trying to get you all the time. So, lots of dumb pranks, lots of dumb things in the news. So today, let's turn this. into a learning moment. I'll give you a common myth that you've probably read on the internet,

heard growing up. Ed, you tell me if it's fact or full, okay? Got it. And more than a game, this is just a way for listeners to hear this stuff and actually know if it's real or not, okay? Okay. You have to wait 24 hours to report a missing person. Is that true, fact or full? We've always heard, got to wait 24 hours to report somebody's gone. I believe that's fact. It is full. You do. It is full. You do. You do. You know, we've always heard. You've got to wait 24 hours to report somebody's gone. I believe that's fact. It is full. You do not have to wait

24 hours to report someone missing in the United States. There is no law about waiting. I feel like on all the movies they say like it's a little too early, ma'am. We'll wait 24 hours. They actually say don't lose precious time. It's extremely important if the person is truly missing.

So you don't have to wait 24 hours. That's full. Next. It burns more calories to eat celery. then the celery actually provides. That's a fool. You don't think that's true. Nah, that's a fool.

It is fact. What? The amount of calories your body burns trying to digest this plant is greater than the amount of calories it contains. So if you want to lose weight, you just eat celery and then your body just burns a bunch of fat processing.

I guess, but if you want to eat a body... That's weird. Is that your new diet, Eddie? Yeah, now I'm going to do red wine and celery. A penny dropped from the top of the Empire State Building will kill you. Fact or fool? Fact, 100%. The velocity of that penny, boom, go right through your body.

Which, by the way, you're 0 for two so far. Yeah, I know. But this is a fact. Okay, you say fact that penny will, like, crush into your skull or what? Absolutely. It's like a bullet coming down. Okay. The answer is fool.

Oh, boy. On MythBusters, the scientist determined that a penny traveling at terminal velocity cannot penetrate concrete or asphalt. It wouldn't cause serious damage to a person. And even at the speed of sound, it would not damage flesh at most. If it hits you falling from the building, it would just sting a little bit. I don't know. I think we need to try this.

They did try it. That's what Mythbusters did. It's crazy. I don't get it. Fact or full? Cracking your knuckles a lot will give you arthritis. Fact. So far, you're 0 for 3.

Correct. Yeah. Full. What? How can cracking your knuckles be good for you? Doctors say there is literally no harm in cracking your knuckles. The noise of cracking or popping in our joints is actually nitrogen bubbles bursting in our synevial fluid and it does not lead to arthritis. Nice job pronouncing that word, by the way. I don't even know if I said it right. I just commit. You just went with it.

Yeah, I just go. Somehow, Eddie, you're 0 for 4. But I mean, I'm sure a lot of people are too. All this stuff sounds whacked. How about this one? Come on. We've heard this forever. Carrots are good for your eyes.

Yes. Yes. That's fact. Absolutely. It helps your vision. You think carrots like Bugs Bunny are good for your eyes. My parents have said that, I mean, since I was a kid, and now I tell my kids this, so it's fact. I'm going to let you change it if you'd like.

Nope. See, this is your trick. You're trying to give me to change you because I'm finally going to get one right. Come on. Or am I doing the opposite? See, I don't know. Although carrots may not improve your vision, research suggests they can help maintain it.

It's fact, Eddie. Nice job. Yeah, finally. The reason lies with beta carotene, and it helps your body convert things to vitamin A. Your body then uses vitamin A to build proteins for eye cells. If you have too little of it, you might even suffer from night blindness. Carotine? Is that word, like, the carrot?

So it's called carotene? That's kind of cool. And it's spelled the same, too. No, it's not. It's not. There's one R in keratin. That is a coincidence, though. One final one. Come on. It takes seven years for your body to digest fully a piece of gum. Totally, fact. It's like styrofoam in the environment.

Who's eating? Oh, I thought you're probably... No, no, no. You know how people say styrofoam, it takes like 20 years for it to biodegrade or whatever. Gum, same thing, seven years. Actually, full. Actually, gum will pass right through you and leave your body within a matter of hours or maybe days. According to Healthline, the ingredients and gum can't be digested at all, so your body just moved it on through. Oh.

Man, I feel like they just lie to us with a bunch of these things. I feel like you miss six of seven. I think if you flipped a coin, you would just do better. Would you have gotten these right? Probably five. I knew the missing person one. I would have missed a celery one. I'd have thought that was a trick question. I don't think a penny would kill you.

How not? Like a penny, it's like flying through the air and gravity's pulling it. Okay, but once it hits its peak speed, it doesn't keep gaining speed the whole time. Is this like that riddle where it says like what falls faster, a pound of feathers or a pound of bullet bullet? No, because if you dropped a brick

off the top of the building, it would kill you. Oh, okay, so it's not the same thing. But they only go so fast. They don't continue to gain speed the longer they fall. Okay. Does that make sense? Yeah, but I thought the gravity of the penny would just kind of pull fast. But now, you're right. I got carrots. Yeah, I would have gotten five or six out of seven.

What about the gum one? Would you have gotten the gum right? Oh, easy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't believe you missed a gum one, actually. That was the one I thought I put there at the end for the softball. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. A couple years ago, there's a middle school teacher, Finn Lannin.

He was a math teacher, and he found out that one of his students had a kidney problem. And even worse than that, he was a foster kid, but couldn't really find a home because couldn't find a home that could really help with his needs with his kidney problems. That's a, I didn't think about that. Double whammy. Just finding a home. would be hard, but if you have a medical problem? Right. So that's all he needed to hear.

So he got certified to be a foster parent. He ended up fostering the kid for a few years. Now, the little boy, Damien, he's 15 years old. He got a kidney transplant and is now adopted by the middle school teacher. Wow. That's a great story. Yeah, that's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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Let's go over and do the news. Bobby's Big. Story. A man was arrested for shooting at a group of bikers after he wrote a rap song detailing the incident. Delaney Jamal Battle Donson, 32 years old, was arrested

after barricading himself into his home with a weapon. Deputies were serving an arrest warrant for the shooting. here is a news report because, guys, remember, he rapped about this. He basically told the whole story. From W-E-A-R-A-B-C-3 News. Here you go.

Once inside, the report says deputies found lyrics to a rap song called shots fired, strike back, an apparent play-by-play of the shooting. Less than 24 hours later, Sheriff Chip Simmons tells me they ended up back at the home after receiving 911 calls. Neighbors were listening to him and he was talking a little bit, a little bit.

crazy. When they arrived, Simmons says his team realized it was Battle Donson. So he's making comments to the effect. I should have killed y'all yesterday. It could have done this and that. The reason Sheriff Simmons says they brought out their SWAT team. I got a SWAT team on them because he admitted in a rap song. He's like people who get on Instagram live and commit crimes. I don't want you to commit a crime, but if you do, don't stream it. And if you're in that jury too, you're just like, all right, not much to talk about here, All right, we're done. They're like, play that again.

They start feeling it. They're like, they save it on their streaming playlist. But what a moron. All right, next up, let's go. Bobby's other story. Eddie, when you use maps on your phone, which maps do you use? Google Maps. Because the options are basically Google Maps, Apple Maps, or Ways.

I guess there are others too, but those are really the three that I have. And I use Google Maps the most as well. Google has announced several new features that are coming to Google Maps. The coolest one lets you navigate indoors using augmented reality, which displays arrows and markers on your phone screen to show you where to go. So it's like airports, malls, train stations. So you put your phone up and you walk with it, and it has an idea of what's in front of you, and it's like, no, walk this way.

Here's an arrow that goes here. So if you're in an airport, for example, and you need to find a gate or an ATM, you just type it in and it will walk you right through it on your phone. Wow, that's really cool. It's basically like you're in a video. game. That's awesome. And finally, things you should not do when getting your vaccine. Number one, don't take over-the-counter medications like Advil or Tylenol right before you get your shot. There's a chance it can

interfere with the immune response doctors want to see. When Eddie was getting his, I know you texted me and you were like, hey, I need to sit here 15 minutes. Am I going to die? And I was like, no, dude, they do this to all of us. You thought you were special? Well, I didn't see anyone else waiting. I wonder why they're making me wait. But also, too, When I posted my picture, I was almost in a flexing motion when they did the shot. And people were telling me, don't do that because that'll make it hurt even more if you do that. So straight and arm out. Who knows?

That's what they say. You mean just the pain? The pain where the actual injection went in. Don't worry about drinking alcohol. They say too much can weaken your immune system in general, but there's no evidence that it affects the vaccine at all. Don't get a tattoo or piercing right after your shot. Oh, dang. I was going to get tongue piercing after my next shot on Monday.

Your belly button. Don't book other vaccines around the same time. Wait, what else you're trying to get? You're just trying to knock it all out at once? Don't push yourself to exercise. Most people should be fine, but if you're tired, take a day off. Don't forget to hydrate. And then don't lose your vaccine card.

That's the last one. I saved it for Ray Mundo. And Staples, Office Depot, Office Max will laminate it for free right now. But you should also take a photo of it just in case you lose it. Ray, where are you on your vaccine card? Yeah, first of all, doctors, how about we make it look more professional so people don't just trash it. But yeah, I got to pick it up.

And then on, I believe tomorrow, I'm getting the vaccine, second one. You know, doctors everywhere are taking note. They're like, oh, that's a good point, Ray. I'm going to switch up how we're doing the vaccine car all across the world. All right, thank you. That is your news. Bobby's Big. Story.

All right, time for another fact or fool. Since today's April Fool's Day, I'll read you some things that we've heard our whole life. Eddie, all you have to do is tell me if it's fact or if we're a fool for believing. I mean, it sounds easy. Come on. You did terrible last time. I know. Ready? Yeah, come on. Factor full.

Extended laptop use can damage men's swimmers or sperm. Bones, I think about this all the time. When I'm in bed, you know, working on my laptop, it's right over my swimmers. I say this is fact. Why do you worry about that? You guys already taken care of that? It doesn't matter, though. I mean, you don't want to damage your swimmers no matter how old you are.

That is fact Regular and long-term placement of a laptop on the lap of a man Can cause a rise in temperature which can't kill sperm Hey what about you? You're in this situation where you're gonna need them Yeah it's weird I sleep on a laptop under my butt and then want a top as well So I like it make a sandwich So you're really trying to kill it

And I keep them running and so I wish I wouldn't have done that for years Because I'm trying to now get back in the game Okay Walt Disney's body is cryogenically frozen. Fact or full. Just like Han Solo, this is fact. You really believe that? Yes, I do.

Like, who else? Ted, Ted baseball player. What's his name? Ted Williams? Red Sox. Ted Williams' heads frozen? You believe that? Yeah, isn't he frozen?

I think he's completely frozen. This is fact. It is full. His biography states that after he died from lung cancer in 1966, his body was cremated in Glendale, California. The rumor likely got started because the president of the Cryonic Society of California said that they had inquired about the process. Okay, next up. On average, you swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep.

What? Do you sleep with your mouth open like this? I don't think so. I don't think I do, and there's no way that spiders are just crawling in. How often? On average, you swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That's the biggest fool I've ever heard.

The answer is fool. Come on. You don't think we'd know? Thankfully, this one's far from true. Scientific American claim that spiders don't intentionally crawl into bed because there's no prey and there's no care for humans. Right. They don't care.

But we do when we sleep, to the same article, swallow 19 goldfish randomly. They just somehow end up in your mouth. Yeah, the spiders thing was always weird to me too. Like, when are they crawling in your mouth? Then I feel like I would go in the middle of the night if one got in my mouth. Now, if you said, like, swallowed hair, I would believe that.

I mean, I find hair in my mouth all the time. I don't know how, why, what. Fact are full that if you touch a baby bird, the parents will abandon it or kill it. You ever heard that? Yes, absolutely. I touched a baby bird recently, and I got just bombarded with comments saying, don't do that because of that reason that you just said. So I say it's fact.

Why did you touch a baby bird, by the way? There was a baby bird underneath my car, and I put it on Instagram. The answer is full. In reality, most birds don't do that. If you help a baby bird back into the nest, it should be fine. You actually helped it live. Oh. Wait, I'm wrong again.

One more. Shaving your facial hair will make it grow back thicker, fact or full? 100% fact. Why you think that? Because, I mean, I don't shave very often, but when I do, it grows back fast. And then I've heard people say they shave their head, and it grows back thicker. I've never done that, though. The answer is full.

Shaving hair does not change its thickness, color, or rate of growth. Huh. Shaving facial or body hair gives the hair a blunt, tip, that tip might feel coarse or stubbly. During this phase, the hair might be more noticeable, but no, it actually is not. It doesn't. You know, when I was a kid, my cousin stayed at our house for a little bit, she left her razor in my shower, and I shaved all my arms, my arm hairs,

and I swear they grew back way, way thicker. That's a good story. Thank you for sharing that. So I've always believed. Wow. I'll put that on Ripley because I don't believe it. In the middle of the story, I'm like, this isn't as good as I thought it was. I'll do a scale here, Amy. I'll read you three stories. You tell me one through 10 how bizarre you feel the story is, okay?

Okay. Up first, a former travel agent based in Hawaii was charged with 47 felonies for allegedly booking people on bogus trips to the islands. Her name is Wendy. She worked as a virtual travel agent for her company. She's accused of booking fake flights and itineraries for clients and refusing to pay them back, most for clients from California. But again, in one case, a client has.

And 80 of his friends spent more than $100,000 on a trip, flight, hotel, accommodations. But then nothing, got nothing. She just took their money. That's it. 47 felony charges. How crazy is that? How ballsy is that to do? You're going to get caught, right?

Yeah, yeah. That's definitely bizarre. But also, that guy has 80 friends. That's a lot of friends. That's bizarre. I've got this room. Yeah. Where do you give that 1 through 10 on the bizarre scale?

I mean, that's up there. That's like, I don't know, eight. I got to leave some room for what's to come. Yeah. I know a guy, one day I can't wait to have this person I know tell a story where a guy that was coming every week to COVID test him because he's very known. And this very known famous person was having to get COVID tested to actually play shows because when it was, everything was virtual, but you were still doing things yet to get tested.

This guy was showing up every single week and faking like he was COVID testing him. It gets a lot crazier. And I don't want to tell him. the story until I can get this person to come in and tell the story himself. But he spent thousands and thousands of dollars on COVID test and the guy wasn't even testing him. That's bizarre. And not how bizarre. How bizarre.

And not only that, this person was recommending him to other friends in the music industry. That takes it up a notch. And they were all getting tested by this person who was giving negative results. And there was no test being given. Not a real one. That's bizarre. That's bizarre. All right, Amy, next one.

A guy sent his new girlfriend. an itemized spreadsheet for their first romantic weekend away. A woman just talked about how she and her new boyfriend were planning their romantic weekend and they went. They had a great time. He sent her a spreadsheet afterward breaking down the cost of everything to the cent. Telling me, I owed him $167.99. He's an accountant, so I get, he does spreadsheets for a living, but this ruined the vibe

of the weekend for me. I'm his new girlfriend, not a client to send an invoice outlining every cent. First of all, is this a red flag? And how bizarre? How bizarre? That's a 10. Wow, it's a 10 bizarre? Yeah, that's more bizarre than the...

10 bizarre. That's more bizarre than the lady scamming people. I almost kind of expect scammers from time to time, but that guy doing that, well, yes, it's a red flag of what's to come. But maybe you're into that. Maybe you want a guy that can be super organized with his finances. Why, we act like, this is a bad thing. Nope, it is.

If you get with this, no, if you get with this guy, You know he's going to take care of every scent that you guys have together. I guarantee you if you had sent Caitlin an itemized spreadsheet of everything she owed you from y'all's first weekend getaway together, you would not be marrying her right now. First of all, this is not what I do. I don't make spreadsheets or itemize. Right. So that wouldn't be what I would do. And secondly, you're right.

Yeah, thank you. Yeah, she's right. I was like, I know this is a hypothetical situation. But if you know you're with an accountant, don't you want to be with a really good one? Yeah, but I want him to be able to separation of accounting and love. Well, it's probably not love yet. But okay, so you give that a 10 mazah, 10 bazaar. Yeah.

Okay, next up. A Utah man tried to cheer up his friend by shooting at an ex-girlfriend's house. Criminal charges were filed Thursday against a Murray man who police say was involved in a drive-by shooting targeting his friend's ex-girlfriend. Dang. So they drove by. His friend was sad. So he's like, I got you And he went and shot at

That friend's ex-girlfriend. How bizarre? How bizarre? I feel a little weird about this one Because I gave the accountant a 10 for the spreadsheet But this is also a 10. It's just a different kind of bizarre. This guy was loyal to his buddy, though. I mean, he should go to jail for sure.

Well, you didn't ask me if it was about loyalty. You asked me if it was bizarre. So you give two of them 10 bizarre, 10 bizarre, and one of them eight? Yep. Which one was the most bizarre to you? Betty? I think the bazaar was a spreadsheet. I've never heard of anyone

do that. That's crazy. But have you ever heard of someone doing a drive-by shooting on someone's ex? No. Nobody died, by the way, in this story. Nobody died. Because I wouldn't bring it up as a bizarre. Lunchbox one was the most bizarre. Definitely shooting up the ex-girlfriend's house. I mean, the spreadsheet, who cares about that, but you actually went to that extreme? You could have killed someone.

That's the most bizarre. What was the other one? We had three of them. Oh, the lady, the travel agent. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just throw some eggs. That was only mildly bizarre. I'd give that one a mildly bizarre. Yeah, the shooting is probably the most bizarre. All right, there you go.

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A man was at the grocery store and he drove around to the back of the loading dock and he sees a bunch of Girl Scout cookies, so he steals 270 boxes. Wow. Yeah, only problem is he didn't just take him and run. He went through and was picking individual kinds. Oh, yeah.

So as he was pulling out of the parking lot, police showed up, arrested him, and he had drugs in the car too. Well, he was maybe. So if he wouldn't have been selective with the boxes, he probably could have got out of there in time. Yeah, if he would have just grabbed him and gone, he would have been out. But instead he was like, oh, give me the caramel de wights, peanut butter,

oh, I don't like the thin mints. So he literally was taking his time, and that gave cops time to get there. I think you're wrong, though. Because I think everybody likes thin minutes. Oh, yes. No, he would not pick that thin men. Maybe he was going to resell and he knows what sells best?

I don't know. Maybe he's got the munchies. All right, there you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Let's go over and check a voicemail from last night. Here it is. Hey, Bobby, 21-year listener here.

Been on a fan of the show for a past couple years now. And I want you to know, you guys are cool to 21-year-old. Me and my husband loves to live. listen to you guys. I actually got him hooked on you guys about a year ago, and he just turned 22. So I love the show and have a great day. I stand by the fact that we are not cool to 21-year-olds. You can call us if you want and tell us otherwise. All right, please do. But I said that, we've only had one call in like three weeks, so thank you.

I stand by it. You guys have a wonderful day. We will see you tomorrow. Brett Eldridge will be on the show. Tomorrow's also my birthday, so bring the gifts. All right, see you guys in. Bye, everybody. with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe.

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