The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Mailbag Guy Sends Text to Ex Before Wedding + Old Town Road Parody Drama Escalates + Fast Food Fantasy Draft
Episode Date: July 25, 2019Bobby reads an email he got about a guy who sent a text to his ex-girlfriend before getting married and takes calls on if it’s weird. Also a new development in the Old Town Road parody drama with Li...l Nas X and we do the Fast Food Fantasy Draft. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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You are how far into Trinople?
Episode four.
Of six.
Those are six? I don't know how many are left. Like one or two are left.
And episode four made me actually cry.
It was heavy. Like that was hard. And it's so, it's like still bizarre to me.
My husband and I were sitting there like, God, we can't believe we were alive when this happened.
I know.
And then I'm not shocked they did this, but just how they tried to portray it to the rest of the world that like, eh, got this into control.
It ain't no thing.
Like, everything's going to be fine.
And it's just like not fine.
And the things that they were having to do because it was not fine, like, to animals and stuff.
Like, that's what made me cry.
I mean, they just had to go on and kill every animal because they may have had radiation them.
Yeah.
And Chernobyl's big nuclear disaster in the 80s that happened.
And you say you can't believe it.
That's probably happening right now.
Like the government probably knows stuff
and they're not letting us know.
Oh yes, yes. Yeah.
Maybe not to the extent of Trinople.
Right.
But if you don't think we're not being told everything on cell phone radiation.
Right.
Or how much the government's watching everything we're doing all the time.
People hacking into our computers, watching through holes, listening on phones, Amazon,
listening on our device, all that's happening.
Yeah.
But I mean, if I'm ever milking my cow and you come up and just shoot it, I'm be mad.
That almost shoot you if you're mad.
Well, yeah.
That's the thing, too.
Like, you just, I mean, people were just having to leave their lives.
wild.
The animal thing.
Mike,
when you pull the rotten tomatoes
on Chernobyl?
But it's a great show
and it's like your learning history.
That was all happening
while we were alive?
1986-ish.
Wow.
Yeah, dude.
The whole world almost ended.
Gorbachev was...
Mikhail Gorbachev.
Yeah.
I don't remember that.
Oh, and so also to another
crazy aspect that just like
sneaks in on you
during the episodes because the Chernobyl,
the whole nuclear disaster
is crazy enough,
but then you learn little things
about
the KBG.
And you're like, that's so crazy.
Yeah.
That, like, I mean, they would just follow people, spy.
The KGB?
So what you said?
Yeah.
No, she said KBG.
I thought so.
And I started going KB.
I mixed things up sometimes.
Yeah, the KGB.
KGB.
Kelsey Ballerini gang.
Do you know the KBG knock knock joke?
Bones.
Huh?
Is this appropriate?
KGB, knock, knock joke, huh?
KGB?
Yeah.
What?
I'm not going to show you.
Knock, knock,
Yeah, it's a knock, knock.
It's from the office, and he goes, knock, knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
And then before you can answer, he slaps and goes, the KGB waits for no one?
Yeah.
No.
I was going to do that to you right now, but I decided probably not.
It was crazy.
And so this, again, this will still make you want to watch it without giving too much away.
But there was people that wanted to do the right thing and, like, had all the information,
like scientists that really knew the research and, like, what was happening to people.
And the KGB was, like, arresting them for, like, trying to figure out the truth because they didn't want it to get out.
It's like, golly.
It is a mini-series.
It's 98% positive audience score, 96% critics.
It's really one of the highest-rated shows.
I'm looking at some of these other shows that are 100%.
These all aren't new, and some of them have moved networks,
but Brooklyn 9-9 is 100%.
You watch that, right?
I do sometimes.
I really should watch it more.
I watch it on the plane from Seattle to Atlanta to Nashville
because they only have like six shows and then one season of 60%
and I watched a whole Brooklyn-9 season.
It's really fun.
better things
anyone know what that is
Flea bag
I watch that on Amazon
it's dirty
that's funny
I don't recommend it
out loud
because it's pretty vulgar
Amy you would not be into it
noted
but it's super funny
Barry don't know what that is
documentary now
I see the previews for that on Netflix
where they're like doing a fake
documentaries on things
but those are all 100%
yeah there you go
Veep. Lunchbox, you're watching Veep?
Finished it.
It's good. 96% positive.
Really good. It's so funny.
These are just the highest.
The OA season 2 is at 92%.
I never got into that.
Season 2. I watched part of one episode.
So I'm glad you're watching Chernobyl because it's pretty fantastic.
Pretty sad, pretty dark, but true.
You know, I was reading this story about Sylvester Stallone
where he says he doesn't own any part of the Rocky franchise after he created it.
Oh, really?
And now that's the big thing to go, oh, they created it.
How come they don't own it?
Guys, that's not how it works.
Sometimes you create something inside of a contract where they go,
okay, this is a contract, we're going to sign.
Anything you create is ours.
We're going to pay you to create it.
And sometimes you sell it.
Sometimes you go, like the original owners of,
you can pick any business ever, the people that created Sonic.
Sure.
They may have sold it.
They may have went public with it.
There are a lot of things.
So when you hear this, and this is happening with music right now,
where people are like, if I created it, I should own it.
That's not how it works.
It's usually that first deal that gets you because you're so anxious to get in and you're like, all right, well, whatever.
As long as I get the ball rolling, I'm doing it.
I'm the McDonald's brothers.
It's sort of like that, how that ended up going for them, the very first one.
And then they just ended up getting like pushed to the side because they didn't realize certain times what was being signed.
And it's not that anyone's really getting screwed over.
It's just I don't own like all of these shows that we do.
I don't own them.
I've created them.
I don't own them because I signed a deal with.
IHartRadio that they pay me to do the shows, then they own the shows. They give me in an
environment where I can create and they make it as creative, friendly as possible. And they let me
hire people that help me create. But I don't own the tapes. So I think you said something that
most people don't know. That Rocky, that Sylvester Stallone created Rocky. Oh, did I bury the
headline? Well, no, I mean, you said that, but I don't think a lot of people know that. Like,
That's pretty amazing that he created that.
So Besters-Salone says he doesn't own 1% of Rocky.
It's given him a nice living, obviously.
He admits to being very angry about the deal at one point.
It was just before shooting Rocky 4.
He went to the studio execs and pointed out that he'd written every word,
choreographed it, been loyal, promoted and declined,
but didn't have 1% to give my children.
What they said was, hey, we paid you.
That was a deal.
Like our contract said if you create it, we'll pay you to create it.
For the record, there are over 100 merchandising licenses for Rocky.
a mistake he attributes to being green in the business at the time.
So he's not even saying he got screwed over.
Yeah, he just didn't know.
But again, just because you create something doesn't mean you always own it.
Sometimes you create it under the umbrella of we're going to pay you to create something.
And I wish that were the case.
I wish everything I owned.
I don't own everything that I create.
Later on, you start owning things later on because you understand how it works and you can negotiate a better deal.
And you have money to buy it back.
Sometimes.
Sometimes, yeah.
So I saw that about Rocky.
I think that's just kind of a topical thing
because we're seeing that happen all over.
People go, I created it, I should own it.
No, not really.
Because sometimes the people that are paying you
also create an environment for you to create in
that you wouldn't have had otherwise
and maybe you wouldn't have created it.
Bones, what would you say to people that, like, are creators now?
Because that's a hard pill to swallow.
Like if you create music, you create art or whatever,
once you sell it and once it becomes a business,
people get really, I mean, I guess
butt hurt about it.
I think that there are two, I was talking to
Dave Barnes yesterday, who I'm a big fan of
musically, love Dave Barnes, he's a big songwriter in town.
He wrote, you right, God gave me, God gave me, yeah.
And then Blake Shelton heard it and then recorded it.
But big Dave Barnes guy, we've been friends for a while,
and he's starting a podcast.
And he came over, we just had a long talk.
I guess we'd probably talk for an hour yesterday.
And I have a podcast network that is a prophet,
share. And so I was like, hey, man, you can do your podcast and you can put it out yourself
and you can really grind with it and start from scratch and you have a good audience. Or you can come
out of the network where you have some built-in promotion. Yeah. Where the shows are promoting each other.
We promote down on this show. I said the only difference is you don't own as much of it
if you get on the network. And so you know that going into it. Like you can own all of it and do it
yourself, but it's harder to make money at, or you can own, what's say, half of it, and get
on the network where the company owns half and you own half, but you actually can make money
faster, and you have a, so it's just a decision you have to make. There are all those decisions.
It's like an artist. Some people don't sign record deals because they're like, I can sell
and make my own money. And I'd rather grind it out slowly, but then own it all. As opposed to people,
you sign a record deal, they're like, okay, well, they're going to give me and they're going to pay
for my record and they're going to give me promotion.
So there really isn't a right answer.
Now, because I can actually pay my mortgage, I own a lot more things.
But early on, are you kidding me?
I just need a shot.
Like, you own everything.
Right.
I'm just trying to.
Just give me that shot.
I just want to create.
Like, you can own it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You're going to actually pay me to create.
This is amazing.
Sign me up.
Yeah.
So I think it just kind of falls into where you are as well.
Like, if you can support yourself or not, it's where a lot of the decisions are made.
but a lot of times when people get upset about,
well, they don't own it because they don't create it.
Again, you were able to create this awesome stuff
because they were able to supplement your income
and you were able to quit your other job
while they paid you.
And they helped you get exposure.
By the way, you can watch the first five Rocky movies
on Netflix this August.
Yeah, they helped you get exposure and that helped.
That drove.
So, yeah, all the Rockies will be on Netflix.
But there's not a right answer to that.
My way wasn't right.
It just isn't a right way.
There are some people that come up in music
I think Cody Johnson, who is basically an independent artist.
He signed with Warner, but he owns a lot of that because he did it forever himself.
And was like, yeah, I'll come, but I don't need you.
Like we can work together, but I'm still owning this.
Yeah, I wonder if Bieber had that kind of power too since he was like nine.
Because he was kind of self-made, right? YouTube style?
Just YouTube. I would say no. I would say the answer to that is no.
But what do I know? I don't know anything.
That's the thing.
Creating. Nobody knows anything.
I give advice to people, they'll come and say, what do I do?
Like, business advice. I'm like, here's the thing.
If anyone ever tells you they know what they're talking about, they're lying,
because there is not anything finite to know in the creative space.
In the business side, it gets a little different because you have people that work with numbers and money,
and they're like, you know, but nobody knows.
Artists will be like, what's the next song?
Like, these program directors are telling me not, they don't, nobody knows anything.
If you could predict every one of them right, if a radio programmer could predict every song right,
or even 85% of them, they would be over,
a region of a country or over an entire
United Continental, whatever that is.
In creativity, there is no right or wrong.
There's you've been right a little bit,
but it just isn't, there's not a formula.
Some people have a knack for it.
I feel like you have a knack for things.
But I never know, but I don't know.
I know you don't know.
And I never claimed to know.
I'm not saying you bad a thousand.
I do, though.
I'm pretty good.
Did you like that analogy?
Bad a thousand?
The baseball analogy?
Yeah, what's up?
What's up?
Let's play finish the sentence.
This is from the news.
A rapper attacks his girlfriend with a blank.
This is the headline of the news story.
And I feel like I just stereotyped in my brain.
Okay, but here you go.
Oh my gosh.
Rapper accused of attacking girlfriend with blank.
This is not good, Amy.
Lunchbox?
Steak.
Oh, you're going funny.
Amy?
Oh, I was being serious.
What would you say?
Uzi.
An Uzi.
Eddie?
I was just going to go
Microphone
Okay
Right
Both rapper like he
Got it
A rapper was accused of attacking
A girlfriend with banana pudding
Oh
All wrong
Young Droo
Oh man I saw that new story
I know that's where you're going
Oh I did see that story too
Amy
Yeah like oh now that you say
He's not a big rapper is he
No I know a young dro song
You do
Pull up Young Dro's music
And then show me what he's worth
TMZ says
Young Droo was arrested on July 5th
for allegedly throwing a plate of banana pudding
and his girlfriend during an argument.
Come on, Drew.
Officials told TMZ
they've been arguing over money
and that's when the food started flying.
Oh, man, don't be fron and dro.
Do you think his friends are like,
come on, oh wait, young dro,
award-winning rapper.
Oh, award-winning.
I wonder what awards he's won.
Like local?
Shoulder lean.
Yeah, that's a big song.
Let me see a shoulder lean.
Yeah.
Dang, even I know that one.
I don't know that.
Yeah, you do, Amy.
Raymond, can you pull up?
Shoulder lean from Youngdrow.
Is it not in there?
And then when you dance, you're putting it in here.
I got other ones, though.
Okay, hit me with the other one.
Young Drew.
This is We in the City.
Oh.
Banana pudding!
In your face.
Oh, there we go.
Turn them up.
There you go.
The answer is banana pudding.
Nobody got it.
Speaking of food, they say that a great way to lose weight is to stop eating after 2 p.m.
Cool.
So what do you do after 2 p.m. when you're hungry.
Chill.
He's like water
Eddie dot
CTFO dude
Yeah
Like
Gotcha
But
A new study at the University
of Alabama
At Birmingham found
People only ate
Between 8 a.m.
And help them burn way
More fat
Than people eating
3 meals a day
Even though they're the same
number of calories
So you're actually not eating less
That's just your body is
Burning through it
So can you just eat
A craplode
Before two
Like whatever you want?
I don't
Again if you're eating the same calories
So I would say
Crap load
probably isn't fair,
but you could probably do
all the meals that we're eating
in between that.
Yeah, but then you're going
the rest of the day
still burning things
while you're going, going, going,
then you go to sleep
and that's even more hours
and you're burning, burning, burning,
it's probably burn more.
The people who stopped eating
at 2 p.m.
found themselves
hungry less often.
I have a lot of friends
at intermittent fast.
Yeah.
I've done it a little bit
when I was doing fitness competitions.
Shut up.
Is that right?
No.
I believe you.
No, but it, I think it works.
Sometimes it's just hard.
Yeah, I think there's probably something to it too.
Too many smart people are doing it.
And it's working for them than it.
But everybody's body is different.
We're all genetically given different tools.
Yep.
And that's why it's so hard sometimes to see people that are just super ripped and go,
because I just can't get like that six to eight pack abs.
I'm just skinny.
I can't.
And I work as hard as anybody I know working out.
Eight, who has that?
Oh, they go down.
They're on.
They're more down there.
What's his name?
Zach Massey?
Ephron?
Do you say Thoron?
Theron?
Zach Barron?
Zach Barron.
Zach Veron?
Thank you.
I got to be Zach to my life.
Zach Ephron.
He's got like 11 abs.
Right.
I know.
I can't get that.
I'm telling you, I'm at it all the time.
I hate working out.
Wait, phone's 11 abs.
It's an odd number.
So does it go down the one?
He's got one in his neck, dude?
He's got like 10.
You got an ab here.
The right one hasn't developed.
It just.
Like I'm looking at them now.
Let me see.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
He's got the side.
one's 10.
And then the random one down.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's ripped.
Yeah.
We know who else ripped Walker A's.
Mm-hmm.
That dude's ripped too.
Okay, into this story, the five most common face and body procedures for men.
A lot of dudes are getting things like Botox.
Oh, is that on there?
Well, what do you think?
I feel like Botox for Men is becoming more common, but I'm thinking
procedures, like maybe men go in for liposection, but they'll talk about it.
Oh.
And number five, on the five most common face and body procedures for men, Botox.
Oh.
I've never had Botox.
And I would tell you if I have any of this stuff.
But, I mean, should I get Botox?
Um, I mean, you're, like, guys, y'all have more, y'all can
go with, you have a few more years
I think, but I think eventually because you do so much
TV, well, I know, I don't want it to come across the wrong
way because no, you shouldn't.
But because you do TV stuff and you're
out there, my
face person thinks that you,
she likes to
like and do that to people. She loves
altering. She works a lot of guys in town
too, but she's like, oh, I just kind of want to
take a little needle to Bobby's forehead. Just a little one.
Just a little. Forehead. Not rude.
What on with his forehead? No, for TV.
Rude. Okay, see, that's why I didn't want to say
anything. It's not rude. Your forehead looks great.
Thank you. I think you, right? So what does
Botox do? Is that where your face doesn't
move? He'll look younger
on TV.
Does it make you like your face
go up?
What is this article
you're giving me here, Mike?
35 celebrities who have admitted to plastic surgery?
All right, number four is rude, Amy.
My favorite thing's asking her question than getting mad at her answer.
Right, and I'm like, and I was
stumbling because I really didn't want to say it. It's almost
like you asked me to say.
Number four, hair transplants.
The five most common face and body.
I mean, I would have thought that was a little more.
I've not done that.
I'm pretty good on the hair.
Yeah, you're good.
You're going to be good for the rest of your life.
Genetically, I got lucky on that one.
Apparently, I don't have a good forehead, but.
No, nobody said that.
Okay.
Hair transplants.
Yeah. Good talk.
Number three, facelifts.
Okay, so that's not Botox.
That's like Sylvester Stallone.
Jerry Jones.
Actually, a new report says that more men are getting facelifts.
They cost anywhere from $900 to $3,000.
After procedures, guys appear more trustworthy and their faces are more symmetrical.
Experts say there's nothing wrong with a facelift.
They're totally safe and really do smooth out the face and trim off the age marks.
What are they doing, though?
Tightening.
Like, I think they cut it and they pull it back.
And then they stow it back together.
Staple it or something?
Staple it.
But $900?
Like, I don't know.
No, that's behind the waffle house.
You get it in Mexico over that.
I'm like, hmm, I'm going to question my surgeon, maybe.
Number two is liposuction.
Oh, that's my guess.
I would totally be down with that if, like, Kanye's mom didn't die.
Yeah.
But she went to another country.
Yeah, she went out of the U.S.
Which, why?
Was she just already over there and just decided to get it done, or did she go there to get it done?
I don't know.
Where would you get the lipos done, bones?
Like, my love handles.
Yeah.
I just, and I had surgery all the way down, like, around my scar?
But is that scar tissue?
I don't know, but it just doesn't go away all the way.
Yeah.
I'm trying to be Zach Moore.
Massey.
Zach Morris.
Zach Massey's our photographer.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
You're doing a Zach draft.
First overall pick could probably be Zach Morris.
Morris.
Then Ephron.
Yeah.
Zach's bees.
Zach Brown.
Ooh, Zach Brown, solid answer.
Galifanakis.
Zach Galapacus.
Zach Sprat could eat no fat.
Oh, Zach Attack.
Now that's Jack Sprat.
That's Zach Morris.
Zach Morris.
I feel like I'm out of Zax.
Um, Zach,
pro-Zac.
Sure.
That's one that counts.
No rules.
It's in it.
Pro Zach.
Zach's in it.
Did you say that already?
Yeah, I did.
Zachary Taylor Thomas.
Oh.
No, that's John the Taylor Thomas.
Oh.
Zachary Kinawa.
You know that from,
speaking of, oh, but number one's nose jobs for men.
Oh.
Another Zach.
They put out, Bear Girls put out the list of all the celebrities on the show.
Mike, do we Google Bear Grills, Bobby Bones, and see, I wonder if they say where I went.
If I can share that yet.
Because, here you go.
These are all the people.
Tell me if you know who these celebrities are on Bear Girls.
Okay.
Because it's a pretty solid list.
Dave Battista.
Baseball player?
No.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
The Big, and the Wrestler.
You ever watch Guardians of the Galaxy?
No.
Avengers?
No.
Oh, you never seen the movie?
movies.
I mean, I have seen The Avengers, but I don't remember him.
It's the biggest movie of all time.
He's the big guy.
He's Drex.
No, nothing.
He's literally one of the people, the main people.
One of the Avengers.
Yes, he's literally one of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I just saw Endgame.
He's literally one of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I don't know.
All right.
Joel McKell?
Basketball player.
Oh my God, Eddie, you're out.
I don't know who that is.
Joe McKell did the Soup.
He also did Community on, and he has a, he hosts
Card Sharks now.
Okay. Channing Tatum.
Yeah, no.
Okay.
Free Solo star Alex Honnold.
Yeah, yeah, from the movie.
The guy from Free Solo.
What did Channing Tatum have done?
Amy, we've moved on to Bear Grills show.
Amy, what on earth?
This is the whole thing.
Amy just goes to a different land.
What did he have done?
I was going to Google the Galaxy.
We're on a different segment completely.
I went back to that.
Because I'm still in my head feeling that about the Botox comment,
which I didn't say, by the way.
And now I remember already telling you that.
So I really wish you would remember
and not be offended because it wasn't me.
It doesn't say Mike where I went, so I shouldn't say yet.
These are celebrities on the Bear Grills.
I thought of celebrities.
They released the list.
Will you show Eddie who Dave Batista is?
Yeah.
Here, hold on.
I'm going to pull you up, Mike.
Brie Larson, Eddie.
I know her?
Soccer player.
Captain Marvel.
Captain Marvel, yes.
And she was in that movie Room, right?
Let me see.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
I know.
Bald guy.
Yep.
Him and Groot are best friends.
Yes.
Yeah, well, look at how he is in the movie.
I mean, that's, I didn't know who that was.
He just looks like a superhero.
Yeah, in real life, though.
Yeah.
How about do you know, let's see, Alex, do you know Army Hammer?
No.
Not the box of stuff you pull your refrigerator.
The actor.
Yeah.
Army Hammer, he played both the Winklevoss twins in the social network.
Okay.
He also, and nobody, I don't think he even, it's all Lone Ranger.
But I think he was.
was like Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger.
What else did he done?
Yeah, he was in a big movie too recently.
Yeah, I didn't see it, but call me about your name.
I guess won, like, Oscars or something.
He's one of them.
And then Rob Riggle.
Oh, yeah, he's funny.
Yes, he is funny.
Did you know he was a Marine?
No.
Yeah, Rob Riggle was a Marine.
And Rob Riggle, the comedian, does the sports stuff.
And Zachary Kinto, that's what I was thinking about.
He was in Star Trek.
He was Eddie Zachary Kinto.
Amy's like, what do he have done?
I was just, I'm about to Google and see if Channing Tatum has that.
Oh, yes, I know him.
Who?
Jackary, Zachary, Kinto.
Jackery Kinto.
And then finally, Kara, how do you say her name?
Kara.
Kera Knightley?
Kara Amy's dog.
Amy's dog, that's right.
Kara de la Vigny.
Do you know how to say her name, Mike?
Oh, was she?
No, that's not the idol girl.
No, no, no.
she is in English I know her from Instagram
I said she's an
go back to her pera
she's an English model singer and actress
she's been in things like
the Valerian suicide squad
I don't know I recognize her face
but maybe she dates famous people
I don't really know what she's done
anyway that's the list of people
they put up the promo yesterday and I'm in it for like one second
oh really it's a lot of this Kara
and some of Channing Tatum
and like I'm the least famous one so briefly you see me
like in Marsh cutting an animal
Oh, yeah.
And I can't say much else about that.
Yes, yes.
I do know that story, though.
But, yeah.
Kind of crazy.
Which crazy.
I'm looking at my grocery this year for today.
I guess I need to put on some Botox on there.
Got some broccoli.
Just shut off about, sorry about the Botox.
Wait, is that your grocery list?
Almond butter.
Yeah.
Botox.
You can't buy it at the store.
Cucumber.
Nothing.
No of mine.
Botox.
Botox.
There you go.
Is there anything else I have on the list I want to talk about?
I don't think so.
I think that kind of clears the list today,
things we got to.
Are you good, by the way?
Me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What times your blump ride?
Like one.
Do you have to wear a harness or anything?
I don't know.
You just get in.
I want to wear like a parachute in case.
In case the blimp goes down?
Case I need to jump out.
We talk about that later.
Amy's going on the good year blimp today.
Because I haven't read of any accidents with those things.
With a blimp?
I didn't want to Google.
I was curious, but I was.
I didn't want to Google like, yeah.
You're good.
Ever heard of the Hindenburg?
Oh, Bones, that was like the 20s.
But then...
That was crazy, though.
They still have footage of that.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know.
There's always the...
If it hasn't happened yet, there's that one time...
Thank you, Eddie.
That it could happen, and it's going to be the time.
Like, I'm like, well, if this is how I'm going, I guess...
Like every golf tournament that I watch on TV, they have a blimp up there, so you're good.
The Hindenburg disaster...
Bones, come on.
I occurred on May 6, 1937.
In Manchester Township, New Jersey, United States.
The German passenger L ship,
1.29-Henberg caught fire, was destroyed
during its attempt to dock with its mooring mass
at Naval Air Station, Lakehurst.
It happened in New Jersey.
But it says, it was New Jersey.
Yeah, it was a flight from Germany to America.
America, and they were landing in New Jersey.
Yeah, Amy, this could happen to you today.
Yeah.
They fit 97 people in a blimp.
97.
Probably white crash.
96.
People don't go,
they don't go in the
blimp part.
They go on the very little bottom.
Yeah,
they don't get in the hot air
balloon.
That's where all the gases.
Yeah.
It's in like the little cup.
Yes.
I mean,
I heard the views are amazing.
Well,
you know anywhere high.
It's going to be awesome
to look down.
Yeah.
Have been a hot air balloon?
No.
More experience in my life.
Oh, me too,
dude.
It's terrible.
Terrible.
There is no rules
on where you go.
So, Amy,
basically,
you release the hot air
and the balloon goes up.
And then to
But is that harness to the ground?
No. No, no, no, no.
This is a lot.
Yes.
I thought it was like, you know, there was like, cords.
So to direct the actual balloon, you put sandbags on one side of the basket, and that makes the balloon go that way.
Oh, yeah, that's on the hot air.
And then once you're in the air, you're like, all right, shut the hot air down, and we start floating downward, and then we kind of see where the wind takes us.
Yeah, and you try to find a spot to land.
And you control, you have a walkie-talkie or a cell phone, I guess you call the, you call the,
the guy that's picking you up in the truck, like, all right, well, looks like we're headed towards
the farm over there on 64 and Farm Road 71.
So.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And you're in a little basket, and it's all, you're just going, eh, I might like to die today.
Yeah, it's nuts.
Yeah, well, this might be the last time you all see me.
I think the blimp has more control than that, though.
I tell you what, though, Amy, if you die in this today, before your funeral, I will get
bowtimes.
You'll look good.
Oh, I don't look good?
You look, no.
Never mind. I retract. I erase from the record.
Record not erased. Because it wasn't me saying it.
Morgan number two, how's the chat room over there.
Everyone's talking about how you need bodocks.
See, she doesn't stop. Just kidding.
A caller today was like, you're so mean to Amy. No. I'm joking.
Go ahead, Morgan number two.
It's positive today. I haven't kicked anybody out today.
Oh, good. She's like the bouncer. Come to her rope.
I am. Now people are saying, please don't block me.
That's right.
You scared them.
All right.
You can watch this whole thing on Facebook too.
Around the room quickly before we get started with today's show.
Amy, what would you like to say?
Oh, today's Thursday.
So I have a new Four Things podcast up.
And my husband joins me for one of the things.
And I have an interview with Jeremy Cowart,
who is like the most inspiring person I think I've ever interviewed.
What's he do?
He's a famous photographer, like celebrity photographer,
but does so many philanthropic things with his gifts and talents.
like he's taking some really crazy pictures and the stories behind them like they're you just have to
listen to just you'll be inspired like I walked away and I was like okay well I'm doing nothing
with my life like you're amazing he has so many ideas and I think after you listen to it you'll
believe like if you're if you have an idea and you want to go after it like maybe after listening
to him you'll just go for it and that's the four things with amy brown yeah award winning
podcast lunchbox I just want to make sure everybody wishes me a happy birthday reach out to me on
social media and say happy birthday because it is my birthday today.
That is true.
It is. Happy birthday.
Yep. Thank you.
Eddie? I'll tweet you right now, lunch.
Just do something nice for someone today.
Oh, is a good point.
You know, maybe hold someone, hold the door open for someone at the store or someone sneezes.
Tell them bless you.
So nice.
Stuff like that.
Morgan number two, anything you'd like to say?
Yeah, if you're in Nashville, go to a boxing class at Tidal Church Tree.
It's Bobby's.
I went yesterday.
I'm very sore today.
I appreciate that.
out that is my gym. I got one in East Nashville and one
on Church Street. I'm about to hopefully
have another one. I can't say yet.
You're doing it in my hood? TBD. Not TBD, but just, you know, I don't want to say
yet because it's not. We don't have it yet.
But I had Morgan up on an Instagram store. I was like, you went to my gym
and didn't invite me? But you don't like the classes. You do
like the hardcore stuff and I get very tired. Some days I can't
handle that. Yesterday was one of those days. You've never not handled it.
I handle it, but I secretly die.
inside a little bit afterwards.
So the class is a little bit more tame.
I was thinking, I like to think a theme.
Maybe we should do like a boxing and Botox.
Because they all, their words are similar to.
It looked cool.
It's like a boxing glove and a needle.
Yeah.
Like come and boxing.
Do an event.
Yeah.
Boxing talks.
See?
So many things.
There you go.
Getting creative.
Love it.
Use an idea.
Chase it.
Mm-hmm.
Now, look at your forehead a little bit there, bones.
I guess you could use a little bit.
Yeah.
I was looking at your whole face.
Fair enough.
Getting older is so awesome.
I don't mind it.
Yeah,
I haven't hated it.
The only thing that I don't mind most is that I don't have like kids and stuff.
Like once I get kids I'm married, I'm done.
I'm getting fat.
No, you're not.
Exactly.
Yeah, you will.
No, you're not.
Everything goes.
You have jobs you want to get down.
I'm done.
They'll still hire him for the jobs.
They'll just be like, there he is with kids.
They'll just shoot me from here up.
I mean, here down.
They just shoot me here.
This is too old.
This is too fat.
So I was going to be.
collarbone up
eyebrows down
at least you have a really good jaw line
I do have strong jaw
yeah you got that going for you
yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
you got strong that jaw is
check out the Thomas Rett
Bobbycast
it's fantastic
it's him and myself
for an hour
and talking about all things
Thomas Rett
first time he's ever done
an interview like that
looking ahead
at future Bobbycasts
I have a bobbycasts
with John Christ
coming up
who's the comedian
also
Lauren Lainis boyfriend, familiar with him.
I have Bobbycast with
Brett Young. Is that still on the schedule?
Brett Young coming up.
Ooh.
Here's one with Mark Zuckerberg.
Really? Nah.
It'd be cool, though, huh?
That'd be awesome.
Okay, check out Bob.
What's his, Elon Musk? That'd be cool.
Or Jack Dorsey?
Or Jack Dorsey. Do you know he does?
No.
Twitter.
Oh, yeah, yeah. And Square.
He's the CEO of both of those companies.
Smart people like that would be amazing to just listen to talk.
about how their mind works.
I feel like we do that every day when they get to hear you talk.
Yo, guy, go.
Like, how does that mind work?
There's not much in there.
We're going to go, thank you so much for hanging out with the show.
You know, I wonder, and you guys can always tweet me and let me know.
We do these drafts, these fantasy drafts of things.
If you like them, Eddie and I were at the house talking about this.
Like, do people like that?
You're at the house talking about that, right?
Or maybe Mike and I were doing that.
Well, I've been at your house before when we've talked about stuff.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
I was like, I wonder if people liked this because we have a lot of fun doing it.
But if you like to fantasy drafts, let us know.
All right, thank you.
We'll see you guys soon.
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Welcome to Thursday show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
Look at us.
Another day here in the studio.
We're going to try to make you laugh today.
And I was reading this story, a study finds laugh.
tracks really do make bad jokes seem funnier.
Maybe we should play the laugh track after Amy's corny's.
Really?
You're saying they're not good enough?
No, I'm just saying it.
It's fun.
Like, watch this.
You know, today?
I walk down the street.
Try another one.
No, it was seriously, though.
When I was walking, I looked down and I saw this dog, you know what he was doing?
He was pooping!
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, maybe.
And then I went to bed, and I woke up this morning.
My alarm was going off, and I looked at it, and it said,
It said, you're not going to believe this.
It said, wake up.
Okay, I'm laughing now.
Like, there's not a single joke there.
Right.
But you're hearing laughs.
It's amazing.
Laughter's contagious.
What state has the smallest drinks?
Oh, I know.
Mini soda.
There's a joke.
Got it.
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I don't know.
Tyrannosaurus checks.
Oh.
Don't take all my jokes.
These aren't yours.
You don't own these.
You didn't write these.
Then I might need them.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Good one.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Researchers found that people find jokes funnier when other people are laughing at them.
That's my whole point of that.
Yeah, I like that.
So, hey, we're going to have a good show today.
It's going to be probably super funny.
Man, you're right.
Here's the Bobby Bone Show,
Highlight segment of the day.
Hey, so here's an email.
And the just is, a guy texted his ex-girlfriend the day before his wedding to thank her for being his first love.
Like, to be like, hey, thank you.
And it's for taking care of him.
He said he made it clear that he had his fiance's permission to reach out to her.
The ex-girlfriend said she was speechless when she got the text.
The fiancé wants to know, is this a sincere thank you?
Or is this weird?
Or is he up to something?
I don't get why he needed to do it.
Let me read you what he wrote to her.
Now, this is one of those text messages that you get, and it takes up the whole screen.
And you have to, sometimes you send those to me.
Come on.
I've learned my lesson.
Sometimes, like, maybe back, but I mean, it's been a while.
Because now I know better.
Here's the text.
He writes this to his ex-girlfriend, okay?
He's about to get married, but he's writing this to his ex-girlfriend.
Okay.
I'm getting married tomorrow.
I wanted to send you this message.
Thank you for being my first love.
Thank you for always encouraging me.
Thank you for keeping me out of trouble.
And thank you for the times you took care of me when I was sick and depressed.
That's the first part of it.
Are we okay with that part of it so far?
Yeah.
It's weird.
Oh, it's weird.
Very strange.
You think it's weird?
Yes.
So far, I'm kind of okay with this.
Yeah, I'm not.
It's okay to share thanks.
But okay.
On to the rest of the text message.
Thank you for loving me.
And if you haven't already, I hope one day you find love.
If you love me that much when we were young, I can only imagine how strong and powerful your love is now.
What do you think so far?
Okay.
Getting, getting a hint of weird.
9% weirder, right?
I still don't understand the purpose.
And I still don't hate it yet.
Right.
But a bit bit weirder.
Yes, more than men.
Yeah.
On to the next paragraph.
The way your heart is made, it's amazing.
Oh.
I know we were only kids when we dated, but you taught me what.
love is. To the man who's lucky enough to have you as their wife, I hope he treats you with care.
I hope he knows who he has in front of him. I hope he shows you love and loyalty every day. You deserve that
and more. My point of all this is, you are the reason why I know how to love someone. You taught me love.
You taught me how to deal with my anger, how to deal with my depression, and how to live life to the
fullest. And I'm grateful for you. I wish you love and happiness. And that's you. And that's
that's the end of the text.
So he texts that to his ex-girlfriend
as he's about to get married.
It's really kind.
Amy, your thoughts.
I think it's, I mean, I don't think it's necessary.
Like, I think, I'm trying to think of where he's coming from,
and I think he's thankful.
He's genuinely trying to say, like, you taught me how to love.
Clearly he has some, like, stuff going on,
and maybe he didn't, like, between, like, the anger and the depression,
maybe he didn't really know how to receive love and give love.
I mean, that could be something you, if you, if you like,
bring me into this.
So.
Yeah, yeah.
This is Bobby.
I know.
I know it's not about you, but I mean, he genuinely could be coming from a place of gratitude
of like, I wouldn't, he's not saying I'm in love with you.
He's saying.
Oh, my God.
How do you feel about this tag?
I think I'm sort of okay with it.
Okay.
It is.
I don't, I don't know that it's necessary, but I think I understand what he's trying to do.
And he's coming from a sincere place of gratitude of like, thank you for
loving me and teaching me how to love so that I can now get married to the woman that I am meant to be with.
Let's go to Jessica in New York. Jessica, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. What do you think about this?
Hi, Bobby. So I think it's a little weird that he went into so much detail. I think, I don't know,
I think he's taking credit away from the woman he's marrying now. I think she definitely had a lot to do with the man he's
today. I think he could have just said thank you. But I think that was just not fair to his fiancee to go into that
big of a whole spiel. Maybe just a
thanks with a thumbs up emoji.
Right. Thanks and a wedding
like a wedding emoji.
So you think it's a little much.
It was definitely much.
I just don't think it's fair to his
wife now.
Let me say this as someone who
has trouble at times
expressing openly feelings
in a super interpersonal
setting. I think it's okay.
It's weird. It is weird.
But he doesn't say anything like, hey, if you want to
go one more round, let me know. He doesn't say anything like that. And it is, I'm agreeing,
it's weird to read. But if he struggled with feelings, and listen, I went to this like four day,
five day therapy thing once, and I came out of it, like, oh, I need to actually share,
overshare a bit my feelings because I've been undersharing for so long, just to kind of
re-discipline myself that it's okay to give real personal, vulnerable thoughts. I'm okay
with it, especially if there's closure for him.
It's weird. He needs to let us
that. She read it his fiancee too.
So it's not like he's doing it on the sly.
Right. Weird, but okay.
Kind.
Very kind. And had it been like
one more, LMK?
Right. I'd have been like, okay, not good.
Or like if you haven't found anybody, like
I still have a day. Don't get married.
He puts a timer up there.
Still time.
Morgan number two, you're a girl.
Right?
Yeah, I'm a girl. She's a girl.
You're 25. What do you think about this?
I don't know to me. I just think
the door is already closed and probably
his ex-girlfriend is like, I already knew these
things he's telling me. Like you kind of come to
that conclusion yourself when you get over
a breakup. You're like, you know what?
I did good and I did bad.
I recognize those things on my own
so he just validated that
for her. So you think it's too much?
Yeah, but I don't think it was necessary.
Whenever you leave, like I'll
use AA for example. I've never been in, but
I had a lot of family that was in and I've spoken to those groups before.
They tell you you have to go one of the steps is to go and be like, hey, I'm sorry or like to actually
reconcile.
Pour your feelings out and say this is how I did this.
I wish I wouldn't have and thank you for the.
Maybe it's part of that too.
Not that he's in a program, but that's one of the steps.
And maybe he's just going back.
I can't hate on him.
Yeah.
I can't hate on him.
I wouldn't do it.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah, no.
Let's go to Michael in Missouri.
Michael, you're on the Bobby Bone show.
How are you, bud?
Good, man.
What do you want to say?
You know, if you want to know if that's right or wrong, but, I mean, obviously you
ask the fiancé, but knowing how my wife and I are, absolutely not.
That would not fly.
And I don't think it would fly with, regardless if she said it was okay for him or not,
you know that that fiance's feeling uneasy about that.
I know.
If you read the message,
to me,
there's just never a, you know,
a peach and then a phone call,
you know, a booty call.
You don't, there's not, that's not,
I don't see that in this.
You don't see like a future,
like, just like an overall feeling of like,
no, he's even wishing her happiness.
Like he wants her to find what she deserves
and what he's probably found.
He probably could have weaved some of that in.
If anything, he's not giving her enough credit.
he's like, I hope you find this.
Without me, I hope you find this.
Right, right.
She's got it, dude.
She's probably all right.
She's got it.
She probably don't you.
Right.
Like to her, it's a little bit insulting.
But from him, I don't see an issue.
And move on with your life.
If we can just express our feelings more, I get the other people.
A lot of phone calls are weirded out by this.
It is weird.
Oh, yeah.
It's weird.
Yeah.
Let's do one more.
Troy in Virginia.
Troy, you're on the Bobby Bone show.
What do you want to say, Troy?
Hey, Tori, go ahead.
I just would say, it's bonkers.
Because if he's fixing it married to this other girl,
he should not be focused on his thoughts on the ex-grouprant.
So it sounds like it's the last-fitch effort to maybe put out feelers.
No.
That's a, yes, and your opinion's valid.
It's so borderline that I don't think anyone's wrong on this.
But everything in every relationship is different.
And if it works for him and his fiance, then it works, I'm good with it.
Okay.
I mean, I guess it could be putting out feelers.
Maybe he's saying, like, if you haven't found love, I hope you do.
people. I said that to all his exes.
See what happens. They all started to come out. They're like,
I got this too.
Tori, thank you for calling. Where are you listening in Virginia?
Where do you listen to the show?
Excuse me? Where do you listen to the show?
In Hampton.
Oh, cool. Well, shout out. Hampton Road, Virginia Beach.
We love that area over there. Yeah.
Yeah. I love it over there. All right, thank you for the call.
All right. You guys have a great day.
All right. See you later.
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What's up?
Hey, good morning, Bobby.
It's Aaron from Richmond.
I wanted to call and congratulate you guys on having the number one podcast in the country.
Hey, thank you very much.
We're very excited.
We know we couldn't do it without you guys listening to, so thank you very much.
Yeah, I started listening to the podcast back when I was deployed to Afghanistan in 2017,
and I've been hooked ever since.
So I just wanted to thank you for your positivity and just everything you guys do.
Oh, man.
serving. How is Afghanistan? What's that like?
It's hot.
And we don't get to listen to the radio, so the podcast is the only way to hear you guys.
And luckily, I was able to hear about you from a guy on my team and never stop listening to him.
Love him. Love that guy on your team. I don't know who that is. The unknown guy. I love him.
Well, listen, thank you for the call. Thanks for listening. And thanks for serving, most importantly.
Yep.
Yeah, yeah. Thank you guys. And thanks for continuing the positive vibe that you do.
each and every day. We really appreciate it.
Thanks, Aaron. See you, bud. There he is. Aaron and Virginia.
I do want to bring this up. We had
someone reach out to us. A
multi-billion dollar corporation reached out
upset at Eddie. I don't
get it. What do you think you said that we could
have upset a multi-billion dollar
corporation? I mean
Christmas? I mean,
I picked Christmas in my draft. I don't really know
what I've said. You didn't pick Christmas. You picked.
You just Christ. Right. So,
multi-billion dollar corporation? I don't
know.
This came to me from Morgan number two
They reached out to you
Is that what it was?
No, they reached out to Hillary.
Oh, is it Hillary?
So Hillary is kind of falling in one of the roles
As our main producer
Until we find a new executive producer.
Yeah.
And so this corporation called
And they disagree with your statement
That Chipotle is overrated
Because it's...
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I can't believe you said that.
Well, I mean, we like to be honest on this show
And I was just saying that
I mean, I grew up with Mexican food.
I feel like I know Mexican food
really well. I am Mexican-American.
Chipotle to me is overrated.
Let me say this about the term overrated, by the way.
You can still be rated super high and still be overrated.
Right.
Like, overrated things are often things that are really good.
And things that everyone love.
For whatever weird reason, you don't love it.
Just me personally?
I feel like it's overrated.
Part of Chipotle's appeal is not only is it great and fresh,
but it's also not expensive.
Yeah, it's affordable.
So don't let that get lost in your wool.
It's not Mexican.
Is it supposed to be Mexican food?
I didn't even think of it as Mexican food.
It's a burrito.
Okay, Chipotle wants to prove Eddie wrong.
This is a note that are putting up on my screen from Hillary.
Hillary said someone from Chappoli reached out because they heard Eddie say it's overrated.
Now they want to bring in and cater lunch to the whole show to prove that Eddie was wrong.
Yum.
All right.
Bring it.
Well, then that's good.
That's good.
I mean, I say something that is wrong to them and then they give you guys free food.
I would like to say that, listen, I think Lamborghinis are overrated.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And expensive hotels, they're all in.
Cruises, cruises are overrated.
Well, yeah, we need to call out specific companies.
Like Bobby said Lamborghini.
Oh, Adidas.
Oh, Royal Caribbean.
Chipotle is going to, hey, Hillary, will you walk up to Ramundo's mic in the glass room, please?
Is Chipotle going to come in?
They're going to come in and...
Yeah, they want to come in.
And...
Oh, boy.
Do we want them to cater like lunch or like the show while we're doing it at like 8.30 or something?
Oh, Eddie, you can't eat while we do it.
No, Eddie, you can't eat.
You get to watch.
No, no.
Eddie's the one they're trying to convince.
Yeah, so I'll try it again.
See, maybe it convinced me otherwise.
Oh, I cannot wait.
Was this someone from like national Chipotle?
Yeah.
And they want to know if they can come.
Whatever time, y'all tell me and I'll let her know.
Okay, yeah, the answer is yes.
We'll figure out of time.
What do we got to do to get one of those cards that like Dan and Shea have where you can like get Chipotle all the time whenever you want?
Like they have some card.
Do you have it,
I have a different, I don't have my wallet with me, but I have a different card.
Yeah, yeah, you just get.
And I haven't used it.
You can go get a Chipotle every day if you want.
Mine's not Chipotle.
Mine's Outback Steakhouse.
Yeah.
Which other one?
Logan's Steakhouse.
Oh, is my mom?
Carrabas.
No, Carrabas.
That's right.
It's a family.
And I never used it because I always felt guilty.
And I don't know if it works anymore.
We can try it.
Yeah, you can pass it over.
We'll go.
Do you want the card?
I would love the card.
Yes.
I don't know if it works, but you can try it.
Give it a shot.
We'll start with appetizers, and then we'll pay for that, and then we'll go from there.
I'll give you the card.
Okay.
All right, so, Chapult Lake can come in.
We'll figure out of time.
Okay, let me know when.
I'll let him know.
Okay, you ready?
Hey, you guys are welcome.
Yeah.
Gosh, I hate that, though.
It's making me so hungry.
I know, and I feel like, I was just saying something I felt.
Always say what's on your heart.
All right.
Rika and Austin is on the phone.
Rika, welcome to the Bobby Bone Show.
Hi, Rika.
There she is.
Hi, Rika.
Hey.
Thank you very much.
What's going on?
Hey, good morning studio
Morning!
That's awesome
I just wanted to know
what your individual
like reason for getting up in the morning
and what you love about the show.
I have, I wake up and I go, man,
I sure like to say a bunch of stuff
and I have people hear it
and then I'd like to really,
it's like, I used to drive and be in traffic
and I'd be like, oh, it stinks.
I like to make sure that people driving to work
in the morning, hopefully can have like friends
to hang out with and listen to that doesn't make the drive so miserable.
Like micro.
Macro, we can actually do some really cool things to influence and also to help.
Like that's the real big reason we do the show.
But the small reason is I just like for people in traffic to not feel lonely or to be so
bored they can listen to us.
That's why I wake up in the morning.
You?
Yeah, I think you nail it.
Like the philanthropic side, that's the big like picture, which is so amazing.
But then I have, I've, I used to listen to this show like 15 years ago sitting in traffic
for an hour.
And I loved that it was just,
relatable, and we just talked about live,
or y'all did, and I would listen.
And then now I'm a part of it.
So the fact that I get to wake up
and just talk with my friends every day,
and then, yeah, hopefully entertain somebody
driving to work or tell a relatable story
so that they don't feel alone.
Like, that's cool.
Rika, why do you listen to the show?
I listen to the show because
you'll do so much good
and you all have so much interesting talks
and to tell me something.
good and all of that I just all comes together to be such a wonderful peace in my life well thank you
very much and thanks for listening and continuing to listen and man makes me feel good appreciate that
big compliment there well there we have it we got a lot done in this segment here eddie has insulted
chipotle but they would like to come back rika called with a wonderful call uh got in virginia yeah
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It's a pretty fun game
What I'll do is read you the artist's Instagram bio
You just tell me who the artist is
Okay
So you know when you put that about me in your Instagram bio?
Yeah
At first one's easy, write your answers down
Amy lunchbox
Our video producer Eddie
Write your answers down
You got it
This one's so easy
The bio is
God's country out now
I'm in
I'm in for the way
A little softball here
Amy
Blake Shelton
Lunchbox
Eric church
Eddie
Blake Shelton
It is Blake Shelton
It is Blake Shelton
God's country
All right you guys got the game now
Yeah
That was an example
That was the first question
Here we go
Because we'll have so many questions here
Whose Instagram bio
says little but loud.
It's a country music artist.
This person has 1.1 million followers.
And their bio says little
but loud. In for the win.
Oh, okay, I'm changing. I'm in. I'm in.
Amy. Maron Morris?
Lunchbox. There's only five feet tall. Maron Morris.
Eddie? Maren Morris. The answer is
Marin Morris.
For I'd be raised. All right. Up next.
Their Instagram bio says this.
husband, father, Christian
Grand Ole Opry member
Country singer, songwriter, Hunter, Fisherman,
ACM, and I Heart Award winner.
Got it.
Sounds like mine.
I'm just putting things in there, some people
will know I did something.
No, you're not a father.
No, no, but I'm just like, write a bunch of stuff.
Because nobody knows who I am.
So I'm like, here's all the things that I've done.
Here's my resume.
Husband, father, Christian,
Grand Ole Opry member,
country singer, songwriter,
Hunter, Fisherman, A.C.m.
And I heart award winner.
In for the win.
In.
This is a country music artist with 347,000 followers.
Amy.
Chris Jansen?
Lunchbox.
Chris Jansen.
Eddie?
Chris Jansen.
The answer is Chris Jansen.
That's crazy we all got that.
Really?
Well, Grandin, they're a Randall offer member.
Yeah?
I had to change it at the last minute.
All right, here we go.
This person has 2 million followers.
They write,
don't try to put me in a box,
and don't get mad if I put it.
post something and delete it three seconds later.
Three million followers.
Three or two?
You said two at first.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, two million.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Does that make a difference?
Yeah.
It does make a difference.
Actually, it's a million followers.
It's a lot of people.
Read it one more time.
This person has two million followers, country music artist.
Don't try to put me in a box and don't get mad if I post something and delete it three seconds later.
Collie, I don't know.
All right.
All right.
Everybody's got two points right now.
I'm in for the win.
I'm in for the win.
Amy?
Thomas Redd?
No.
Shoot.
Lunchbox.
Miranda Lambert.
No.
Oh, you hesitated.
I thought I had it.
Eddie.
Miranda Lambert?
Yes.
What?
No.
No, of course not.
The answer is Kane Brown.
Because I've been wrong about it.
They ain't right.
You.
All right.
We'll do one more.
If it's a tie, we'll go to tiebreaker.
Okay.
Their Instagram bio reads.
Disney fanatic.
Delaware raised.
They have 154,000 followers.
Disney Fanatic.
Delaware raised.
In for the win.
I'm in.
Are you all serious?
No doubt.
No doubt.
No diggedy.
This is like putting it up on a T for you.
They like the way you work it.
No diggedy.
No doubt.
Disney and Delaware are some big clues right there.
Big.
Double D.
Think of the D.D.
And you're going to go, oh.
Like I'm dumb.
You know, I don't.
I don't think you're dumb.
That'd be triple D.
Wow.
Delaware and Disney.
She's singing in Delaware.
Hawaii, Idaho.
Does he have a song called that?
No.
Oh, it's a he?
Maybe.
Who knows?
Five seconds, Amy.
What is your answer?
What is your answer?
Who's yodel boy.
Yodel boy.
Incorrect.
Lunchbox.
That's Jimmy Allen.
Eddie?
Jimmy Allen.
Oh, yeah.
He proposed to his...
Yes, in Disney.
And he's from Delaware.
Yeah.
Collie, I'm dumb.
We have a tie right now
between lunchbox and Eddie.
Are you guys ready for the tie break?
Let's go.
All right.
What do we do, boss?
I'm just going to give you one more.
Buzz in if you know the answer.
Oh, buzz in.
Okay.
Lives in West Nashville.
Mayor of Lower Broadway.
How many followers?
90,000.
Their Instagram bio is.
Go ahead.
Raymondo!
Yeah!
I guess technically is this country artist, not?
No, I didn't say country artists.
And say anything.
You got me on that one.
It took me a minute.
The fag winner.
Lunchbox's the winner.
There he is.
There he is.
Hit that song, Raymond.
And they stay there!
And they stay there!
He's been hard up for a win.
You needed that.
That's good.
You needed it.
I'm glad you got that.
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Luke Combs says that he likes to listen to his fans when it comes to decisions in his career.
He says they're the most critical and honest.
I think your fans are your most important, most critical, and most honest focus group.
I mean, they're the reason that we're selling our arenas,
and they're the reason that people want to nominate us for awards and stuff.
So I feel like listening to them, we can't really be steered in the wrong direction.
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Marin Morris stopped by the show yesterday,
and she told us that the person she looks up to the most is Dolly Parton.
I mean, definitely, like, in everything that she's done in her career,
probably Dolly Parton.
She still sounds just clear as a bell like she did back in the 70s.
And so, yeah, I mean, I've always looked up to her more than just like as a songwriter,
but just as a businesswoman.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Get at home.
It's something good.
If you've ever lost a pet, you know how stressful it is trying to get your family, loved one, back.
You know, you post flyers on polls all through the neighborhood.
Well, Angelo's pizza in New Jersey is now helping.
people out. Whenever you lose your pet, you send them a picture and they'll stamp a flyer to their
pizza boxes as they go out to the neighborhood saying, have you seen this cat? Have you seen this dog?
It's lost. Help the family be reunited. Wow. That's pretty cool. Yeah. It's like the on
demand milk carton version. Like that was all preprinted and put out there. But this is like
minute we get it, we put it on a pizza, take it out. Yeah, pretty good. Pretty progressive
thinking there too. Yeah. We can help you out. That's awesome. Thank you lunchbox. That is what it's all
about right there. That was tell me something.
good.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Norrie of the day.
This story comes to us from North Dakota.
A guy was driving a semi with 42 tons of beans.
He comes to a bridge that says max limit, 14 tons.
Oh, wait.
Let me do the math here.
42 greater than 14.
He says, man, what are the odds the bridge will collapse if I go across it?
So he goes across it and down goes the bridge and his semi gets stuck right.
there on the bridge. Oh, it did collapse.
They say it's going to cost about a million dollars to rebuild the bridge, and he was fined $11,000.
Wait, who's paying the money?
Well, I don't know, but maybe his trucking company, but he has to pay the $11,000 fine.
That's a lot of beans, by the way. How about that?
Holy cow. All right, lunchbox. Thank you.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.
We have another fantasy draft coming up this hour.
we're going to draft fast food restaurants.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we'll do our draft.
Get your ownership rules.
I don't know if people love this, but I love playing this game.
Do people like fantasy drafts in Morgan number two?
Oh yeah.
They love it.
They're all for it.
Because fantasy football happens, and we played for years and years and years.
But I was like, instead of drafting football players, let's just draft country music songs that are sad, country music songs.
So we'll do that coming up in a little bit.
On this day in country music right now, here we go, Ramondo.
The Bobby Bones Show.
On this day in country music.
Today in 1998, which is 21 years ago,
Shanaya Twain has the number one country song with From This Moment On,
but maybe not the version that you remember,
because the original version was a duet with her and Brian White.
Here you go.
Remember that?
When you first mentioned it, no, but now that I hear it, I'm like, yes, this is what I remember.
She co-wrote the song with Muntling,
and whenever they wrote it, they thought,
let's just get this to Celine Dion.
She'll sing it to be her song.
So they were going to pitch it to Slane Dion.
And then as they developed a song,
they thought, well, let's let Shania keep it
and we'll do it as a duet.
And their first choice was Elton John.
Didn't do it.
Their second choice was Brian White.
She said Brian White had the best male voice in country music.
And so that went out to country radio.
And here's the hook.
From This Moment on, from Shania Twain,
the number one song of Country Radio 21 years ago.
Now, there's more of the story.
She didn't release another version of the song without Brian White
after the label said he's not going to be able to promote the song alongside her, like it to pop.
So he can't go out and do the tour, like promotional tour.
So then she had to go in and re-record his parts as her parts.
And that was the song that went massive mainstream.
That's her and her.
Her and her.
Amy, what's happened to your house?
I have birds in my chimney.
and they're chirping like crazy
and it's like they're stuck
and I don't know what to do
because our fireplaces don't work
they're sealed off.
So like I can't access them.
They're supposed to be capped off at the top
but I mean birds I guess can make their way in
but you can tell in the brick
there's like this opening and the break
like you can hear the noise coming
like and the bird is like more than halfway down my chimney.
So here's some audio Amy took with her phone
of the birds in her chimney.
Go ahead.
They're upset.
So, like, you, that's not, it sounds like I'm maybe outside with nature.
But you can hear my TV.
Like, I'm just at home, and that's what it sounds like.
You don't want to mute that TV to get that good audio?
I just was, I was just like, oh, he's chirping.
I'm going to grab audio.
Left night cord on real quick.
That's Chernobyl, actually.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's, like, Stevenson's really concerned about the birds.
So am I.
So I'm like, should we call like a chip?
chim chiminy person.
Oh, Dick Van Dyke.
Chishimmy.
Or like...
Chimony.
Wildlife, because I feel that
like I want the chirping to stop,
but then, oh, I kind of don't want it to stop
because that means maybe it died.
Oh, you want it to stop on your own terms.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want it to stop because it's annoying.
But then I feel like I'm going to be...
We're going to have to have a moment of silence
if we hear it stop because I don't know if he got free or if...
Just tell the kids he got free.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I don't want him to die either.
It's sad.
Like somehow a bird is in there and is like, help, I'm hungry,
or I don't know how to get out, or I'm scared because it's dark in here.
It sounds like that circus music that goes,
dun-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...
Oh, Puey Herman.
Play-Deger-Degder-old.
This is the birds.
Well, poor guy.
He, like, fades, and then he comes back up, and then he fades.
He'll get it.
He'll get out.
I sure hope so.
They knew how to get in.
They'll get out.
I had a cat under my house.
Went searching for him.
In the middle of winter.
Ran right by me.
It was fine the whole time.
Got out, no problem.
He got in, he got out.
There were more than one, just one.
I don't know.
I'm missing his family, though.
No idea.
I don't know if that's one bird chirping or...
I know.
And doesn't it sound like a baby bird, like his chirp as every.
No?
Sounds like an old, old bird who's probably time to go
and he went there to just live out his final days
in his favorite chimney he grew up flying on.
And he's singing.
about his memories.
Yeah, it's kind of, yeah, it's very much like that.
Okay, okay.
It's him just kind of his last hurrah.
That makes you feel better.
But, poor Stevenson talks to him.
Hey, birdie.
Oh, your son talks to the sad bird?
Yeah.
It's like, it's okay.
I mean, every, even if I'm not in the room, like Stevenson will come get me.
He always talking again.
Breaks our heart.
Bobby bones.
Yeah.
We draft our teams, much like a fantasy football league.
But it's a fantasy draft today of fast food places.
So Eddie will have the first overall pick in the draft
And it goes down the line
And then it goes backward, back up the line
So the person at the end of the line drops twice in a row
Eddie, are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready
With the first overall pick
In your fast food fantasy draft
Come on.
What are you going with?
Everyone's going to agree with me on this
Chick-fil-A, baby, let's go.
Get it off the table now.
Chick-fil-A not open on Sunday
Dang.
Hey, you got the first round pick for a reason
I'm going to get the best.
Kind of had to go there, right?
Kind of had to go there.
Morgan number two.
I got to go with my first true love Taco Bell.
Oh, I love Taco Bell.
Why?
Hmm.
Okay.
It's tough because now you're in that land of,
I'm going to go with the third pick in the first round.
I'm going to go with In-N-Out Burger.
Wow.
Wow.
Guatsy.
Yeah, gutsy.
Yeah, gutsy.
Excuse me, Amy?
That's controversial.
Yeah.
In a bit, I bet I'm pandering to the left side of the country.
That's right.
He's looking for votes.
I love In and Out.
I'm looking for votes.
I love In & Out.
But I'm going In-N-Out Burger in the first round.
Amy?
Chipotle first round.
Hit me up working for that card.
Amy, you're trying to get that Chipotle card.
I love you.
Lunchbox, first round pick.
Last pick of the first round?
Yeah, I'm going to go with a place that is very good.
It has many options.
You can get soup, salad, sandwiches, panera bread.
Interesting.
Oof.
Okay.
Interesting.
All right.
You do get the second.
pick now.
Like a line minute number one.
Yep.
And then my second pick, I'm going to...
You took the line at number one.
You got to have a good offense of line to protect your quarterback,
and I'm going to, you know, pander to Texas.
Waterburger.
Wow, yeah.
You, son of...
I was going to take it if you did.
It was never going to get back to you.
Yeah, it wasn't getting back to you.
Yeah, it would have been taken.
Amy.
Starbucks.
Oh, solid pick.
Fast food?
Yes.
Didn't even think about it.
You woke up.
You get in line.
You order your unsweetened green ice tea.
Didn't cross my mind.
They hand it to you?
I don't eat that. Wow.
Solid.
Fast food.
Here I am.
Sitting at the next pick.
I'm looking at something that's been taken.
Chick-fil-A-Tac-fil-A-Tac-Vail in and out.
Chipotle, Panera, Waterburger, Starbucks, all taken.
Like, if I were going to go stop and grab some food, quickly.
I just...
Your second pick, man.
I know.
Got to go big.
I'm torn between a few.
Because the fries at McDonald's.
are so good. Oh my gosh. They're amazing. They're so good. With the second pick,
it's going to make a dee's. I'm going to go with McDonald's. I have two.
They're so good. I just have to go. And you know when I have kids, they get a happy meal.
Yes, it's all good. It's a tough pick, though. Morgan number two, we're down the nitty-gritty.
Second pick. Well, they have the best drink deals. It is Sonic. I was considering Sonic.
You go there for happy hour.
That's a good pick, Morgan number two.
You get your coney on.
Eddie.
Cherry linemate slushy.
I'm trying to go with one that I don't think anyone's going to pick.
I can save that for later if I'm convinced of that.
Man, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go with Pizza Hut.
I love Pizza Hut.
I love Pizza Hut.
Pan pizza, pepperoni mushroom.
Let's go Pizza Hut.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Lunchbox?
No, it goes back.
Eddie gets two picks.
He has the first pick.
Oh, you were first.
Oh, yeah, snake, snake, snake.
You got sitting by each other.
Eddie, with your last pick.
Now you get the first pick of the third round.
Go ahead.
All right, I'm going to go with a sandwich place.
Quiznos.
All right.
I love that they toast their buns.
Give me Quiznos.
Oh.
Morgan number two?
I love eating a frosty and fries from here.
Wendy's.
Good.
Wendy's.
Good pick.
Well, there are only a couple of us left.
What are you going to do?
Well, we're probably all thinking of the same few here.
I'm going to go with.
because it's, this is not going to be,
this is probably not going to be,
this is probably not going to be the one that wins it for me,
but what I'm going to do is I'm going to go with Emma Hart,
where a big part of my life is owed to this place.
Me too, this was mine.
You're taking my draft pick.
Where he met Amy?
Let me tell my story.
You don't have to ruin it.
I met Culvers.
Lunchbox around my story, but yes, Culver's.
I met Amy there and the end.
Yeah, we have our special booth.
Oh yeah, we do have a boost dedicated to us.
Okay, so you've got that.
That's what I had.
Now I need to come up with another one.
Okay, I got it.
I got it.
Dairy queen.
Solid.
That's a good one.
Oh, very good.
Blizzard.
The blizzard's great.
Yeah.
I mean, just...
Chocolate dipped cone.
So many childhood memories there.
And in every, I love that, like, every little small town you go through.
There's always a dairy queen.
And finally, lunchbox?
Guys, you guys missed a...
mother load. You want some
fried chicken. You're going to KFC
and the original fried
chicken is amazing.
And that concludes the draft
and now you can go and look at all the picks at Facebook
and vote for which one you think is the best.
I'm not super happy with mine.
Oh yeah? Yeah, I just don't like that I don't have water burger in mine.
But you started off so strong. I didn't have Chick-fil-A.
I feel like I'm forfeiting the season.
Left on the table. Burger King was on the table.
Five guys.
Subway.
Subway.
Ooh, sandwiches.
You know what I was thinking about doing
with Schlottskys?
Oh, that's a good one.
They have weird lettuce.
Firehouse is delicious.
That's the thin one?
The real thin lettuce.
All right, you can go to Facebook.com
slash Bobby Bone Show
and vote for the team that you think is the best.
Wow.
On my team, I had a Colvers, McDonald's, and in and out.
Boy, you're lots of burgers.
You're like...
You went Burger Central.
I went Culvers.
I had this real emotional story.
I was going to tell about Jamie to lead into Colvers.
Well, you can still tell it.
Yes, you can.
But I...
That's a Midwest pick.
All my Midwest people stepping up.
I'm plenty of different parts of the country.
I got the Midwest of the Culvers, in and out over to the left.
And then I want McDonald's to kind of encapsulate all of them.
The whole world.
That's the whole world, yeah.
Almost one with Duncan for like Boston?
Oh.
I didn't know.
For Boston Market.
Yeah.
A nice name catch there because it's Duncan now.
That's why I do.
Not Duncan donuts.
I do.
There you go.
Thank you.
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Hey, everyone, it's Cal Penn.
I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I Heart audiobook club.
This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's
audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science,
and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth?
I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat
and starting to get teary as I'm not.
narrating some of these sections and it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent?
And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying
the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it.
But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic.
That's great.
Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like,
yeah, dude, me too.
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Here's Amy's pile of stories
So Lifetime is making a movie about the college
admission scandal
Oh, Ann Becky.
Yeah, it's gonna be good too.
And you know, she used to be on the Hallmark channel
So Lifetime's being like, what they're getting her?
So and, okay, so the premise would be
It follows two wealthy moms who eventually face the consequences of their crimes.
Are they basing it on Aunt Becky?
Yeah, Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman.
Oh, they're going right after those two, the famous two.
I don't think I've got to watch it.
I don't care enough.
I think they should go to jail, though.
Just because I, let's not let...
Lifetime makes great movies, though.
Let's not let all these people with all these advantages get off the hook just because they're rich.
You know, good call.
What else?
Well, you can now buy Cheez-It's and Redd
wine together in one box. They partnered. So there's this box wine company called Original House
Wine. So one side of this big old box is wine. And then the other side of the box is cheese
it. So if you roll up to a party with this, I feel like you would be like, okay, this is pretty
amazing. And they are starting to take orders today at Original Housewine.com. And I don't know.
I just thought it was kind of hilarious and awesome. And the wine, it's the box holds up to
four bottles, which is 20 glasses of wine.
Nice.
So, yeah, you can roll in and be like, I brought drinks, I brought snacks, all in one box.
A bottle of wine, only five glasses of wine?
Four.
Yeah, it's not a lot.
Typically, it's four-ish, right?
It depends on how-
Wow.
Yeah, it's not a lot.
So don't feel bad if you've killed the bottle yourself.
Right.
I didn't know that.
You're telling me some of these expensive bottles are 100 bucks and it's only four glasses
of wine.
Correct.
Or what the ones we read about, they're like thousands.
Right.
Yeah.
That's nutty.
I saw that Yetie.
he makes a wine glass, by the way.
Oh.
To keep your wine cool.
Oh, yeah, like chilled, chilled wine.
That's a thing.
Let's check that out.
Yeah, D does.
All right, what else?
The bear also can't get it.
What else?
So I read this, and I thought a lot of moms out there could just, like, relate to me right about now.
Because when it comes to questions from kids, there's like a ton.
And this study showed that moms can get asked nearly 300 questions a day.
Mom.
Mom.
Now you're doing your kid.
Now she's doing her kid.
Mom.
Mom.
And the five questions that mothers get asked the most, according to the survey, is,
why is water wet?
Where does the sky end?
What are shadows made of?
Why is the sky blue?
And how to fish breathe underwater?
Those are like the five.
Like where, you know, you just get questions sometimes.
And they're tough because it's like, I don't know how to answer these.
That's why I don't have kids.
And figure those out yet.
Oh, gosh.
Well, hey, now Stevenson's in a question-asking phase.
So if you ever hang out with him again, like if you all ever do some one-on-one, he's going to ask you everything.
And then when you give him an answer, he'd be like, well, we'd be like, why do cars need gas?
Well, I need them to run.
Well, what will happen if you don't put gas?
Okay, well, then, well, we'll break down on the side of the road.
So then what will happen?
Oh, my gosh, it goes on and on.
Amy's son's eight, by the way.
Yeah.
About to be nine.
Next week.
Yeah, he turns nine years old.
Crazy.
Speaking of questions, I was reading this, the shortest IQ test.
one question. You ready for it?
Yeah. Yep. If anyone already knows the answer,
please be honest and check yourself out.
But here's the question. A bat and a ball
cost $1.10 total.
The bat costs $1 more than the ball.
How much is the ball cost?
Oh, it's easy. Go ahead.
10 cents. Yeah, 10 cents.
No. Amy. A bat in the ball
costs $1.10 total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball.
How much does the ball cost?
A dollar more than the ball.
It costs a dollar.
Because a dollar is 90 cents more than 10 cents.
It's not a dollar more.
Oh.
Yeah.
So we all don't have.
You didn't give an answer at all.
You're bowing out.
It's a dollar.
It's five cents and a dollar five.
Because that's a dollar more.
Oh, so five cents.
Okay.
A dollar ten total.
Yeah.
A dollar five and five cents.
And it's that amount more.
Did you know that, Bones?
Yeah, of course.
Took me a second.
I didn't get it.
I did not get it immediately.
I would have maybe eventually was probably going to take me minutes.
but I knew that it wasn't the quick answer.
We send Amy home with homework.
She got back to the next day.
She goes, well, I decided to, I'm using yen, if that's okay with you guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, there you go.
Amy, that's your pile?
I'm Amy, that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
So 7-Eleven celebrated its birthday on July 11th, which was Jennifer and March 8th, June.
7-11 on the months.
So they gave away free slurpees, so a lot of people went and got free slurpees.
The convenience store chain found out that a baby girl was born in St. Louis on that day, which was July 11th, at 7.11 p.m., weighing 7.11 ounces.
Amazing.
Like all of those things happen.
Crazy.
And so now they're looking out for Jimmy Brown's future.
Quote, after catching wind of the incredible news, 711 decided to pledge 7,1,000.
$7.11 to the newborn's college fund on her entry into the world.
7-Eleven explains along with the donation.
They're also giving the family free stuff that she needs now, including diapers, 7-Eleven onesies,
and other newborn goodies.
Oh, wow.
So, that was fun.
They didn't have to do that.
But how about that?
Even if the 7-Eleven, the store is not involved, what a lucky thing to be born at.
On 7-Eleven, because they're both lucky numbers.
At 7-Eleven.
Well, she wasn't born at 7-Eleven.
7-E in the time.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I thought you meant at the store.
Yeah.
She sure got hooked up in.
Yeah, on 7-Eleven, you're right, at 7-Eleven and weighing 7-1-1-1 and weighing 7-1-1-0.
Yeah, crazy.
Anyway, shout-out to 7-Eleven.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan No. 2, 30-second skinny.
Luke Combs says that he likes to listen to his fans when it comes to decisions in his career.
He says they are the most critical and honest.
Right, here's the clip up Luke Combs.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's not playing.
Here, let me see if I can do it on my screen.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Dude, it's dead. It's up there.
That's weird. We put the clip up. I guess Lou comes in one talk to us, only his fans.
All right, what else, Morgan number two?
Country couples teamed up with the dating app Bumble.
So you can win a chance to go on a double date with them for charity.
You could go and win a date with Scotty McCreary and his wife, Gaby.
Gain Brown and Caitlin, Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell, or Carly Pierce and Michael Ray.
You just have to download the app and swipe to win.
Well, let me say something about this.
I was, this is, I just need a girlfriend.
Because I was going to do this, too, if I had a girlfriend.
and it's $25,000 of charity of your choice.
And I just didn't have a girlfriend to go on.
So a charity did not get rewarded.
Oh, wow.
I know.
I feel bad.
I didn't know that was going to be one of your stories,
but good for them.
Good for the couples.
Good for Bumble.
It's a fantastic thing.
But I really could have helped out if I'd only had a girlfriend.
And they wouldn't let allow my dog, me and my dog, to go on a date.
Oh.
So, I know.
That would be cute, though.
Yeah.
Maybe I'll find one of those puppy apps.
All right.
Is that it?
And then Johnny Cash's website was relaunch.
The site now features a search of,
database so you and Eddie can go and watch all his recordings and his concerts and all the things.
We are nerds Eddie. Yes, we are. Hey, Ramundo, you want to try that clip one more time?
I just got to hear Lou Kumm's talking about his fans. Yeah, you ready? I'll try.
Here we go. Three, two, one. No, we got us. All right, thank you.
I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go. This is the Bobby Bones. Over to Amy with the Morning Corny. Here we go.
The morning corny.
Where do you find a really good birthday present for a cat?
Oh, this is the investigative.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Oh, I forgot too.
Yeah.
I mean, I was ready.
Oh, well, then this is a good one for y'all.
All right.
Let me get my mistake.
I'm glad I didn't do this.
Another one I was thinking about doing.
All right.
Let's, by the way, here's the investigative corny.
The music, I got it, Raymondo.
Oh, my whole screen's frozen, man.
Yeah, major situation.
We're falling apart in here.
Okay.
Code red.
How do we improv this?
Well, we just do it.
Who cares?
Not like people come to us for professionalism anyway.
You're not going to do that.
And here's Amy.
We can all have Ray do that.
Well, Ray Mundo, that's his voice.
Ray Mundo, do it live Morning Corny, the investigator Corny.
This is the morning corny.
Investigative, Corny.
Investigative.
All right, there we go ahead.
Corny.
Okay.
Where do you find a really good birthday present for a cat?
Where do you find a really good birthday present for a cat?
Okay, we have 90 seconds, the timer has started.
No.
How about like a...
It's a what for a cat?
A birthday present.
Perth day.
At the Perth day.
Perth day.
The birthday store.
Cat nip?
Something about litter?
Litter.
Litter.
Litter.
Kitty litter.
Kitty store.
Where do you find a really good birthday present for a cat?
I'm going to say the...
Perfect store.
Feline.
Where would you find birthday presents, though?
It's a mall at...
Hey, it wouldn't be like...
A mouth?
It wouldn't be that other word, right?
Spencer's Corner?
No, whatever.
Okay.
A birthday present for a cat?
Spencer's gift.
Is that what you're thinking about?
For a cat, pedco?
Oh.
That's not right.
That's good, though.
I like that idea.
For a cat.
Paul.
Perfect.
Where do you find a...
really good birthday present. Where? Where do you find it?
At the Persian store. Persian rugs.
Persian.
The wall.
At the kitty.
The kitty.
It's got to be kitty something, right?
The kitty.
Kitty Corral.
10 seconds.
The kitty.
Y'all are going to be like, oh my gosh.
Cat nip.
Cat.
Five seconds.
Cats are us.
Litter.
I don't know.
Time's up.
All right.
Raymondo,
hit us with that imaging again from your voice.
Oh.
Oh, God,
this is the morning corny.
Investigative.
Yeah.
Investigative.
He's the guy I break.
He's over there pushing buttons.
He's working hard as he can.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Where do you find a really good birthday present for a cat?
Where do you find a really good birthday present for a cat?
In a catalog.
What?
Catalog.
I don't think we would have gotten there.
It wasn't burly birthday.
You know what?
wrong. Guys, we're wrong. We are.
We got to accept at times,
oh, you put the L-Up for us?
Amy's putting the L-UL-Up. We're a loser.
There it is. Amy, nice. That's a show.
We did not get it. We're the losers.
That was
morning corny. Thank you, Raymondo.
By the way, today's lunchbox's birthday. He turns 38 years old today.
Hey!
Old man. Look at this guy. That is.
What's happening on the birthday today?
I have no idea. That's my wife's job.
I mean, it's my birthday, so she's supposed to plan it.
But she didn't tell you anything?
No, she didn't tell me anything.
She did wake up this morning when I got up for work and she said,
Happy birthday.
And then she went back to bed.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know if she just woke up on purpose or she just heard me getting in the shower.
Have you cleared your schedule for what she has planned for you tonight?
Oh, yeah.
My schedule is clear.
Thursdays are pretty open for me.
They're usually relaxation days.
And so hopefully she has something awesome plan, maybe some reservations.
Maybe she got a babysitter.
I mean, maybe we're taking the kid with us.
I don't know.
But we'll find out when I get home from work.
Maybe she's got balloons and stuff and decorates the house.
Hope she does something awesome.
Do you feel any different at 38?
No, not at 38, but I'm starting to get sad because, man, that 40 is coming in quick.
Yeah, it's coming in.
And I'm 39.
40's coming in quick.
And I got nothing.
I got a job.
A good job.
But that can go away tomorrow.
Yeah, a lot of jobs.
Yeah.
Yeah, you have a lot of jobs.
I got one job.
But 40 is just a scary number to me.
And it's been a scary number since I was a kid.
Like when my parents turned 40, I was like, oh, my gosh, you guys are ancient.
Yeah.
And you have the party where everything's all black and it's like the morning.
Over the hill.
Yeah, over the hill.
Oh, 40 is real close.
I'm just looking forward to it already happening.
I don't want to spend time going, oh, when's 40?
Let's just go.
Let's go.
Make me 40.
I'll be 40 today.
I'm good.
Like, get it over with.
Just get it over with.
Because 41 sounds better than 40 does anyway.
Because you just kind of embraced it and you're just like, I am.
But 40 is like, oh, he just turned 40.
That's tough.
Yeah, I mean, I guess last night I felt old too because I was at my soccer game.
one of the girls on my team that filled in.
She graduated high school in 2015.
Yeah.
Whoa.
And I was like.
On your team.
Yeah.
I was like, okay.
Because we were talking about my birthday day.
She was like, how old are you going to be?
I was like 38.
She goes, oh, I just graduated high school four years ago.
So you're the oldest one on your team.
Oh, yeah, by far.
Yeah.
By far.
I'm the captain.
The captain is usually the most experienced player.
Morgan number two, when did you graduate high school?
2012.
Yeah.
I like that.
What did you say?
It's kind of like that.
I thought you said you like that.
No.
I was like, Eddie, you said that out loud.
My inner.
We didn't even know if you heard yourself.
Eddie goes, well.
I was like.
Oh, Eddie likes that.
No, I know what he's singing.
No.
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earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and
starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo,
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We're going to play a name that one-hit wonder.
Just name the artist.
That's it.
You'll know the songs.
Everybody's going to know the songs.
So I'll tell you what, everybody can play even Morgan number two,
but if you miss it, you're out.
Okay.
Okay. This is the one-hit wonder.
It's just a little example.
It doesn't count.
Here we got, number one.
That's all I'm going to play right now, but that is Chenato Connor.
She only has one hit.
Yeah, basically.
Wow.
She's really famous off one hit.
Right.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I second guessed when my brain went to her.
But let's not get into the only have one hit because people will start tracking down weird charts.
Oh, right.
In Peru is number 63.
And just these, for the lack of a better turn, these are all one hit wonder.
Yes.
Okay, here we go.
Uh, name the artist.
By the way, Amy, Lunchbox, video producer Eddie and Morgan number two is playing.
Name the artist.
There it is hitman.
Write it down.
And everybody gets eliminated right now.
That is, whoop.
There it is.
I think I got this.
Back again.
Party, oh, crap.
I was wondering why you did that.
I was singing the song, dude.
Like.
I got them, I'm not supposed to sing the wrong words.
Don't judge me.
Bones.
I hate singing the wrong song.
Sorry.
I'm singing the wrong lyrics.
Go ahead.
want to change my answer.
You didn't say in, so I guess you did.
All right, everybody in?
In.
Yes.
I don't want everybody kicked off immediately.
Amy, what do you have?
Tag team?
Yes, correct.
Oh, wow, thanks.
Oh, wow.
So hard.
They're back again.
They are back again.
Lunchbox?
Oh, man, this one was easy.
Tag team, guys.
Eddie?
Tag team.
Did you have it?
Yes.
That's why he was so frustrated when I was going,
Tag team, back again.
Morgan number two
I'm gonna be honest I didn't hear you
I have Sir Mix a lot
Honesty
So nice of you
By the way
You can watch this game live
Go to Facebook.com
slash Bobby Bone Show
We're on
You can watch us play
She eliminated herself
It's so sweet
Okay
Next step
She didn't hear
Had she heard it
She would have said Eddie
And if he would have just kept seeing it
I wouldn't have known
Well Eddie called it out
Yeah
Eddie you did
You didn't call it out
They wouldn't have known
That's my fault now
Well actually you did
Did because I had Shaka.
If you had you not called it out, you would have won in the first round.
Okay.
Name that one hit wonder.
Are you ready?
Ready.
How about this one?
Jump around.
Come back again.
Oh.
All right.
That's jump around.
Can you name that artist?
Oh.
I'm in.
One hit wonder.
Name that artist.
Jump around.
I'm in for the win.
Oh my gosh.
I hope this is right.
Everybody's in?
We're in.
Okay.
Amy?
Jump Masters.
Oh, the Jump Masters.
Solid question.
Oh, okay.
Lunchbox.
I changed it to this.
House of Pain?
Oh, House of Pain?
Is that it?
Yes!
Oh, what a change!
What a change!
What a change!
Did you have the Jump Masters?
I had Chris Cross.
Oh, no.
MacD out.
That'll make you.
Okay.
Eddie.
House of Pain.
House of Pain.
Who-hoo.
Lunchbox is still in?
Eddie's still in.
All right.
Mark that one out.
Like that one out.
Okay.
Name this one hit wonder.
That one's too tough.
Let's do this one.
I got it.
I have no idea.
I got it for the win then.
I got the movie.
Does that count?
The movie?
It's not named the movie the one hit wonder.
It's from.
I want to know what the hard one was.
Yeah.
Lunchbox do you in?
Not yet, not yet.
All right.
I mean, the movie is a night at the Roxbury.
Need to answer lunchbox?
Yeah, I'm in.
Go with the Jump Masters.
No, I'm in.
Go ahead.
Chris Catan.
Eddie, for the win.
For the win, I know it 100%.
Go ahead.
Hadaway.
Yeah!
Eddie's a big one.
Come on, Amy.
I love ta-ta-ta-ta.
To-da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tta-tow.
Tunch-ppuzz.
He doesn't.
Lach-Bunds never play anyone else's song.
He gets mad when nobody else.
It is.
Right, I know.
By the way, Eddie, they just passed me the results of yesterday's Chris draft.
Yes.
You won the Chris draft.
Yeah.
With Christ.
With Jesus.
Chris Kringle and Christopher Columbus.
Even with Christopher Columbus.
Yeah, but you had Jesus.
You were the winner. Eddie.
Awesome.
Eddie dominated.
Do you want to know who came in last or no?
We did leave that off the board.
Just say.
Oh, last.
Yeah.
Oh, Amy, it was not you.
Oh, good.
It was lunchbox.
Who did he have?
I forget.
Lunchbox had.
Chris Rock, Chris Martin, and Chris Cornell.
I didn't do wonderful either.
But we missed Chris Stapleton.
If you had Stapleton, probably, everybody would have done.
a lot better. Eddie, congratulations.
Thanks, Bones. You got a point on that.
Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome.
I win the Super Bowl.
Of Chris's.
Yes. You win the Chris Bowl.
Are you a J-Lo fan?
Yes, I do.
Not so much of her acting sometimes, but then when I go back and think about it, I really
like the movie she's in, so I'm like, why am I hating on her acting?
But yeah, her dancing.
I just like that she can do it all.
Well, she turned 50 yesterday.
And Matt.
I mean, that's goals.
Like, she does not live 50.
She works out.
She like takes care of her body.
I love all her curves.
Yeah, I think I have a crush on J-Lo.
I was watching Cassie Ashton's Insta story yesterday
and she was doing a whole like three-minute monologue
and just how hot J-Lo is at 50.
Tribute.
Yeah, it was pretty funny.
She has a funny Instagram.
The two people I like following Instagram,
Cassie Ashton's funny.
And Lainey Wilson, who's a new artist.
They're both so funny on Instagram.
Jennifer Lopez is rumored to be playing the 2020 halftime show in Miami.
and so that's one.
Two, she turned 50 yesterday.
And three, Alex Rodriguez bought her a $140,000 Porsche for her birthday.
Oh, wow.
Look at that.
Arod gave J-Lo a red Porsche 9-11 GTS convertible for her birthday.
It's safe to say the...
Does she sing a song called Medicine?
Is that a new J-Lo song?
The medicine singer is over the moon with her present.
And the source revealed she's already put some miles on her baby.
There you go.
Wow. I follow A-Rod on Instagram.
But I don't know.
his past. I know y'all say like he was mean as a baseball player or something.
He was known as a slime ball.
Slime ball.
But people can change.
Yeah.
I'm also in the camp of I think you can actually learn and grow.
I only know what he has to offer right now.
Okay.
There you go.
It's entertaining.
He's like he.
And then J-Lo, of course, she makes appearances.
So that's how I feel like I've gotten to keep up with her too.
Are you more of a J-Lo or Beyonce fan?
J-Lo.
I think I'd probably pick Beyonce.
I guess I don't know.
I don't have a Beyonce.
She doesn't do all the things J-Lo does.
Oh, but she does things J-Lo does better than what J-Lo does.
Oh, really?
But again.
Yeah, I don't know.
Morgan number two, where do you fall on that?
J-Lo or Beyonce?
Definitely, Beyonce.
It's close to me because they're both pretty awesome.
Mm-hmm.
But I would go Beyonce.
We have Lauren in Arkansas.
Hey, Lauren, welcome to the Bobby Bone Show.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Real good.
What would you like to say?
I just wanted to say, I just finished your first book.
I'm not lonely if you're reading this.
Oh, yes.
Bare bones.
I'm not lonely if you're reading this book.
What a nutty title.
Yes, go ahead.
Loved that book.
It opened my eyes to the dynamics on the show and really who you were.
And I have the next book on order, the fight, grind, repeat.
Oh, yeah.
Well, thank you.
So I can't wait to get my hands on that and read it.
But I just wanted to let you know that after reading that book, I think every listener should read that book.
that you be a requirement.
I'm not going to argue with you, but
what would you say you learned about me
from reading that book that you didn't know?
Mainly your personality.
You seem a little
sometimes harsh on the show
towards other members
of the show and callers.
You know, like the whole
don't talk over the music.
You run your show the way you run it.
And I think you've always been that way.
You have to have
control over the situation because of just the way your mind works.
And I can relate to you a lot in that aspect.
I'm done with you talking now.
I'm just kidding.
Like, I wish you were still here in Arkansas.
I wish you were just a 30-minute drive away and then we can hang out.
Well, I will be back in Arkansas one day.
I will be the governor of that fine state, my home state, that is.
Well, listen.
If I ever see your name on the ballot, my vote's going to you.
You know, on the ballot, what would you be at?
That's a great question.
because my real last name is Estelle.
And so I will have to
legally change my middle name to Bones.
By the way, for everybody that's new to the show,
and that's not a secret, it's written everywhere.
I've said it before.
When I was 17, I was forced to name Bones.
He was like, okay, you need a radio name.
You can be Bobby Z or Bobby Bones.
And I was like, well, they're both kind of stupid.
All right, I'll go with Bobby Bones.
At least this is like a pirate.
At least it sounds like a person.
And so I picked Bobby Bones,
and it's just stuck with me everywhere that I've been.
And that was in Arkansas.
And so because people wouldn't know me about my my real last name, even though you could search it, it's there.
I would put, I would legally change my middle name to Bones.
And on the ballot, it would be Bobby, that would be a middle name.
Right.
That's what I would do.
Okay.
Because I was like, ooh, you don't want people to get confused.
I know.
Because what if there's another Bobby?
Maybe I would change my last name.
I don't know.
Like, I'm not particularly attached to my real last name.
Governor Bones.
I don't hate that.
Just because my, like my real last name, I don't have a relationship with really my biological
father so it's not like I'm trying to you know keep that name alive.
So maybe I just make up a new last name.
Or maybe I get married and take her name.
And all of a sudden I'm Bobby Beckinsale, you know?
Ridiculous.
Yeah. Lauren, are you still there?
Yes.
You would vote for me though.
Listen, here's my platform.
Are you ready?
This is me running for office.
Being serious.
Like everybody goes in for a singular reason and then you kind of spread that reason.
I feel like a lot of politicians, they're able to be politicians.
they're able to be politicians because they grew up rich
and not all of them but most of them
almost all of them they grew up rich
they didn't have to have a real job so they could actually get into politics
rich people I don't resonate with rich people
growing up with privilege I grew up very poor
and I feel like I can speak for those people
I'd be honest with you I'm not poor anymore
but I'm always like poor inside of me
I was talking to Amy this morning about stuff and I was like
I don't even understand what's happening here
but I've been through those
hardships and those times and I feel like
I represent people that come from small towns
and they grew up with that a lot
and so that's why I would get in.
Education is a big deal to me
because I did not have a good one.
And you don't have a chance.
You just don't have a chance
unless you're given the resources
to have a chance.
So that would be my central theme.
Those two things.
Helping my people, the Po people.
And then helping my people,
people that aren't getting an education.
And then from there, we'll just see what else happens.
I'll just kind of throw a dartboard
and see what other things I'll land on.
I like it.
Taxes.
We'll see.
Boom.
Ah, no taxes.
Lauren, how do you feel about that?
Trust me, anybody that has done research on Arkansas, we need some help on the education department.
I love the current governor there.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm a big fan of Governor Hutchison.
However, one day that'll be my thing.
And then who knows?
Maybe a shot at the old Oval.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
You know what, then maybe I'll just create a world office.
How do I do that?
Just go up to the moon, building an office, and look down on the hall.
be like, all right, everybody.
I got some good plans.
All right, thank you.
I hate that Lauren thinks I'm harsh to callers.
I don't feel like I'm harsh to callers, do you?
Yeah, I didn't know really what,
or she also says you're harsh to us.
Yeah, but sometimes you guys deserve it, though.
Yeah, you guys deserve that, though.
Yeah, okay.
But she didn't mention you guys are harsh to me.
Lauren?
No, because Amy's an angel.
Oh, come on.
Listen to that devil laugh over there.
Yeah.
Although, you're right.
Amy is an angel, though.
But hey, are you thinking that times maybe he's yelled at me?
Yes.
And I think at times he didn't defend you when he should have.
Don't lead the witness on.
Oh, wow.
I object.
Overruled.
Oh, come on.
You should have my back.
You're so rude.
I have your back all the time.
I know, just kidding.
And I'm not an angel over here.
Yeah, you are.
You kind of are, though.
I tell people all the time about Amy Lauren.
They'll say, is Amy like as cool as she seems on the radio?
And I'll say no.
And they'll go, really?
I'll go she's much, much cooler.
Less.
Like she.
Stop.
No, no.
Let me.
No.
I'm not even just saying this now.
I've said it before multiple times.
Amy is so much of a better person than even she allows on the radio.
And maybe that's why sometimes I can look harsh because I'm kind of an angel myself.
But next to you, I'm a dirt bag.
Oh, okay.
How do you feel about that?
There you go.
That explains it.
All right.
Lauren, thank you for the call.
By the way, Eddie and I will be playing in Lurrock.
Speaking of angels?
No, no.
Oh, no.
Speaking the opposite of angels.
Whatever.
Eddie's so nice.
Eddie is really nice.
Thank you guys.
Our comedy duo.
Yeah, my husband is actually, I'm surprising him with tickets for that show.
Oh, you're coming.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
I'm the only one clapping.
All right.
Love it.
Well, Lauren, thank you for calling.
All right.
Have a good day.
Bye-bye.
Well, listen, we had a whole couple of segments planned there, but we didn't get into it because
I like that.
I like when callers call in and kind of throw us a curd ball.
By the way, next Friday in Chicago and then September 14th and Loder Rock,
Raging Idiots.com.
That's our comedy duo.
I do feel like we can want a CMA in the next three or four.
Oh gosh, that'd be so nice.
I got big plans for Dan and Shay.
Maybe a little snip, snip.
Yeah.
Under their hood.
What do you mean?
Like, no, not.
You want to break them up?
Not.
Yeah, what?
Cut the brakes.
Oh, cut up.
Oh, yes.
Not a snip, snip, like, they can't have babies.
I was like, wow, it's going hard.
Okay.
No.
It's like, wow.
Are we doing Amy's, tell me something good next.
Is that what's up?
Amy's got to tell me something good.
They say dogs are a man's best friend.
But in this case, they are one man's hero.
Literally.
Oh, I love a good dog story.
This morning, you know how to wake me up faster than anything, not an alarm.
My dog going, bleh, like throwing up.
Oh.
I woke up early, early.
Took my dog, walked him around the front.
And I was like, I don't mind him hanging out in the bedroom because it's not, he doesn't sleep with me.
And he can hop up in the bed like every few days, just hang out.
And I'm like, all right, just hang out.
And he's a puppy.
He's 11 weeks old or so.
I lay my head down and I hear, bleh.
And I'm like, whoa.
He's puked in the bed.
Because I fed him and then I took him outside too quick.
Yeah.
Then I was up.
I was up and at him.
That's funny because that will wake up real quick.
It's like, ooh.
Because you're not even the sound that you worry about your dog.
You're worried about your covers.
Right.
You're like, oh my goodness.
Now my comforter is going to be stained.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So there's this 87-year-old guy.
He decides to go hiking, lives in Maryland,
and he tried to grab a stick for his dogs to play with.
and he got stuck in the mud.
But then he started to sink.
He, like, walked out a little too far.
In the mud.
Yeah, and he gets, like, knee deep, and he cannot move, and he's continuing to sink.
So his dogs are like, hey, what's happening?
They decided to run off to a nearby trail where people were running and biking,
and they just barked until somebody would listen to them and follow them.
And finally, some guy riding his bike was like, okay, these dogs are acting too crazy.
Like, I'm going to go see what this is about.
and they led the guy to their 87-year-old owner
and saved his life.
He was stuck in the mud for like over an hour.
I know some of you kids may not get this reference,
but that's for real modern day lassie type stuff.
Yes, it is.
Like Timmy's in the well, except that's probably Timmy.
Yeah, 87 now.
Firefighters were called.
They were able to set him free.
And I'm going to be honest,
if I'm riding by on my bike and dogs are just barking,
I'm probably like,
why that somebody has those dogs on lease?
Right, I know.
So good for that.
cyclists too for seeing the dogs and following them. This is good all around. That's what I say
about dogs. People, I think I invented the saying, but dogs are a man's best friend. Did I invent that?
I've never heard that before. Oh, it's not, that's new. All right, Amy, thank you. That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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I appreciate so much when people share our show on their insin-stories,
or like yesterday, a lot of people were sharing the Thomas Rep. Bobbycast,
they were tagging me.
It's such a good podcast, and not because of me, but because of Thomas Red.
And it was really his first time to sit down for an hour with anyone and just talk.
And so, and I hope you check it out.
Podcasts are free. A lot of first-time podcasters were tagging me yesterday. All you have to do is pull up IHartRadio, which is free and search Bobbycast. And you can get this episode for free. All episodes are free. But Thomas Wrett talked about no matter what he posts on Instagram, somebody always has to comment with something ridiculous. It doesn't matter what you or I post. There's going to be something ridiculous on there. I posted a picture yesterday. The first comment was shave your beard. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, first of all, what are you doing in your life that you have time to just say that to me? You're
I'm saying like or like hey bend the bill of your hat but okay let me play devil's advocate because I agree
what a dumb thing but you remember that like right now that's what I'm saying I'm giving that person a thing
he also talked about how him and Chris Stapleton used to write all the time together I mean Stapleton used to write
like two times a week back when I was maybe like 20 years old 2010 2011 we used to write all the time
man I was digging through my drop box other day of songs written before 2015 and there's so many
Stapleton work tapes and songs that I still think could be,
could be, you know, viable to record on a record of mine today.
It means they won't have written once, maybe in four years, but that's just because
that dude is so busy now. We're both so busy, but he used to love writing on Stapleton.
You know, when he came over to the house where I do this podcast, it's in my upstairs,
and it was the day before he announced he was having a baby.
And so he was like, I'll talk about it. And I was like, well, we'll hold it off until
he can do the announcement. But we talk all about that and how his wife's pregnant again.
And he said he's happy he's having a girl, but he does.
want to have a boy one day.
I think before we had kids,
I always thought that I was meant
to be kind of the dad that had boys.
But now that I've had girls,
my heart has softened so much.
And I've never looked at anybody
like I look at my girls.
Like, it is nuts.
The emotion that you feel,
I'm beyond excited to have a girl.
But I do look forward to hopefully
having a boy one day.
If you're a Thomas Wrett fan,
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Check it out.
Good dude.
Like, that's real of the superstars.
Like he's a real dude.
Yeah.
And a lot of them are in country music.
Most of them are.
But yeah, he's a real dude.
So what are you doing today, Amy?
I'm riding in the good year blimp.
How'd you manage that?
Well, so I go to Moody's Tires.
It's like a local business here.
And then that's where I take my car.
They have Goodyear tires.
I also endorse for them.
And they are celebrating like a big anniversary.
And they have the Goodyear Blimp.
And at first I was like scared.
And I was like, well, I'll come.
I'm not getting in the blimp.
Like, I don't understand how blimp works.
And then...
Like the real one or like a fake one?
Like a little one?
No, I think this is the real good year blimp.
I don't know if they have like, you know, smaller...
I don't know.
I mean, I'm assuming it's a legit one because it's good year.
Good year tires.
Good year.
Moody tires.
Like, it all makes sense to me that I feel like I'm with like really safe, legit people.
But I don't...
Nobody I know has ever been in a blimp.
So I'm a little nervous.
Your husband's a pilot.
What does he say?
He said, if he said, if he said,
it's the Goodyear blimp, he's fine with it.
Yeah.
He's like, if it's a good year.
What if it's like the good fear blimp?
It's a secondary time.
It's like good year.
No, if I, honestly, I'm getting nervous like to where like if I show up and it's not
a good year, like legit, then I might be like, oh, I'm not feeling so well.
Where do they take you?
Up.
I don't know.
Just up.
I don't know.
And that's the thing.
Trust us.
Where are we going?
Up.
So, listen.
Do you know that it's called a lighter than air air air ship?
That's what a blimp is.
because I've been Googling
because I just don't even understand
how it stays up there.
It's sort of like a hot air balloon
but they can move forward
with their own power.
So we're gonna be like,
I feel like I'm like in the Jetsons.
That's a pretty big deal.
Listen, the Goodyear Blimps everywhere famous.
That would be cool.
I would probably do it
just because how often do you get to be
in the Goodyear Blimp, the Wiener Mobile.
There are only a few times
you would ever even see these things,
much less get to be in one.
Right.
They can travel like helicopters
and in all kinds of weather.
I saw where you can Airbnb,
be the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile.
Oh, really? Like sleep in it. It's like
$100 a night or something in some town and you can
Airbnb it and just take it and stay in it.
I would do that, I think,
just for a night to be able to stay. I'm sure
it's not the most comfortable. But
yeah, I saw that. I do get a bunch
of emails from you guys and sometimes
we just kind of knock them out all at once. Ramundo has the
pile of emails. Ramundo works in the glass room
and actually runs all the sound. Ramundo, how
you, bud? Good. Everything good in your life?
Yeah. How's your girlfriend? Oh, she's
doing real good. Yeah? Yeah. She went
I believe she was at some restaurant bar last night
just living it up. I was like, I got to go to bed.
So yeah, she's living life. This is the summer of
love for you, as you've said. You expect to be engaged
this summer? Yes, still on schedule
right now. It's still the summer of love. You're telling that.
Absolutely. All right. Email
number one, Ramundo. Who would
Bobby take on family feud if they
go back? Well, first of all, I don't know
that I'm going to be able to go back. We did get invited
back. I was thinking about
I had Arkansas Keith on yesterday.
I think if I go, I'll take
legit family if I can.
for once. So I think I would take Arkansas Keith. Eddie will go. Yeah, family. If I have a girlfriend,
she'll go. Oh. So we'll see. Again, we're so far out. I like to get everybody involved,
just like I did on that show. So I don't know. I don't even know Raymondo that we're going to go back
because it could conflict with idle taping. Yeah. But I think Arkansas Keith would be funny on that show.
It should be awesome. So I don't know. We're probably four or five months away from taping another
episode. But that's kind of the thought process on that right now. All right, next email.
What's everyone's drink at dinner or at the bar?
Everyone's drink.
What is your drink?
Like at a dinner bar out.
Tequila, blanco.
That girl.
Meat with lemons on the side.
Lunchbox?
I love a shot of tequila.
I'll take a beer.
I'll take anything you want to give me.
Eddie?
Beer.
Straight up beer.
I'm a big, do you know my name?
Well, sometimes it's a Shirley Temple.
Yeah, I would lead Charlie Temple.
Yeah.
Really?
Over the Virgin Pinoa.
lot of? Not all places always have that though. Yeah, that's like treat. Okay. That's vacation.
Summer. And heavy. And heavy. It's like br, right. He's cannot be on TV. I got to skip like five
mills if I'm going to have one of those. Another email, Ray. What does Bobby talk with artists about during
commercials? Ooh. Oh, because you can watch that now and you see it sitting here. It's different
every time. I'm not a big fan of small talk, which is why sometimes we bring them in live during the
show because I don't want to be like, one, I don't want to talk about anything substantial because we'll miss
it on the air.
And then two, I just am not good at saying words that are just floaters.
Yeah.
Marin Morris was there yesterday.
And I know Marin a bit off the air too.
So we were talking about our dogs and Ryan.
And I was just asking her how it was going with the...
Like if you have mutual friends with somebody, that will come up.
Yes.
It's awkward, though, sometimes if someone's in here and I'm not close to them.
Because then what do you say?
Sometimes it's like, hey, you should go cut your liners for all.
for the network right on the hallway out there
and come back in three minutes.
But it's more of an issue now with the new studio
where we have to sit here and talk.
I had a decent talk with Billy Ray Cyrus
during commercials.
I like him a lot.
We were just like, hey man, you should come out,
come out to the, he was inviting me out to his house.
Come right four-wheelers and stuff.
And I'll never take him up on it.
But it's very kind of him to do it.
I would feel so ridiculous.
That's like that time Billy Curington was like,
come to Hawaii.
He was my number.
He was dead serious.
And I love them for that.
It's very kind.
And they meant it.
They absolutely mean it.
I just would feel ridiculous.
Walking up to Billy Ray's house.
Hey, Billy Ray, remember that time he told me I could come?
I'm here.
Remember that time?
Four-wheelers?
Remember that time you said I'd come right, Fort Willers?
But you and Miley?
I'm here.
You said we could do whatever.
Let's do some whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's different every time, but I try not to make it awkward.
Raymond Do you have another question?
Yeah, if your rap name is young and the last thing that made you happy,
What's your rap name?
Okay.
Young plus the last thing that made you happy.
Amy, what's your rap name?
Young macha.
Young macha.
I literally just poured this and I took my first sip a minute ago and it made me so happy.
So yeah, young macha.
I took my dog out this morning and he is using the bathroom outside the house perfectly.
I think I'd be young puppy poop.
That'd be my rapper name.
Yeah.
Because he goes out.
He's house trained.
We are so hardcore.
Young macho latte and young puberty.
Pupy poop.
Yo, yo, yo, young puppy poop.
You, you.
Lunchbox, what would be your rap name?
Ooh, I don't know.
I won't say that one on air.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say that.
So I'll say Young Cinnamon Roll.
Oh, young cinnamon roll.
That made you happy.
He's hardcore.
Eddie?
We just got a cookie cake from the store, and we ate it all last night.
So I would be Young Cookie Cake.
That's pretty tough.
Yeah, where did you get the cookie cake?
Kroger.
The grocery store.
Dude, you could be Young Kroger cookie cake.
Get all that literation.
What?
Young Kroger cookie cake.
All cake.
Oh, KKKK.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, I can't do that.
No, no, no, no, no, that doesn't sound right.
Never mind.
Bad, bad.
Abort. Back up.
Maybe you do all C's.
Yeah, okay.
Young Crokech Kroger would see.
C, C, C, C, C, but Krober would be C.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can tell we don't go with these bits before.
No, we don't.
We can get on the air.
Morgan number two, by the way, head of digital, what would be your, your rapper name Young, plus the last thing that made you happy?
Probably be Young, Taco Bell.
Oh.
That's funny.
We're the lamest rap group
in the history of hip-hop.
All right.
Raymondo, is that it?
Yeah, that's all I got.
All right, those are the emails.
Keep sending them.
So yesterday I talked about
how we were blocked
by Team Lil Nas X
of putting up old folks home.
So we could not put it up
on the streaming platforms.
Iheart radio or Spotify or Apple or Amazon.
They said, no.
I was like, man,
what a Weird Al got all this hate?
Because Weird Al lived off parodies.
And so I said,
well, you can still watch it on YouTube.
Well, then they pulled it off YouTube.
I thought for a minute we had a place that were going to let us do it.
It ended up not going so well.
So you can't find it anywhere, actually, except here on the radio.
Yeah.
So here is, we're still going to play it.
We're going to play it at the Opry Friday night.
I think you should.
And we're going to play in Chicago.
We're going to play it every show.
And the crowd's going to go wild because that's the only place they can hear it.
We're trying to be censored right now.
Here is, this is called Old Folks Home, a parody of Old Town Road by the Raging
idiots enjoy my friends sometimes you gotta make tough decisions for me ma'am this is that song
shout out to me ma yeah i'm gonna take me ma to the other folks home she gonna so
just she can no more she can't no more she's wear grew up in the south she's walking
with the cane she broke her hip but she's okay yeah you two o'clock you'll meet us but she's
got diabetes bingo in the evening her nurse is
name is Stephen. Can't nobody tell her nothing? Because she can't hear nothing.
Can't nobody? She can't hear no more. I don't she can't know more.
Stand back, watch out. Here comes me ma. Got a new inhaler for her if a Zma.
Riding down the freeway but her blinker is broken. Gonna make it do the mall to power walk before
it opens.
She can't get back up
She's got a little bit of insured
In her cup
I gotta take me mock to the old folks home
Where she can sewed till she can't know more
There you go
Old folks home by the raging idiots
Which by the way
I posted it and
Volnazzex posted it on the back
And I'm gonna tell you
I didn't wasn't bothered at all by the trolls
I never clicked out reply once
I never looked at one single person writing
Meen and I
That's a metaphor for how I live my life now.
You don't want to feel bad.
Don't be around bad people.
And so I posted, oh, we got blocked.
And then Lola-Nazex was like,
why are you going to say that?
And then all his people were coming at me,
but I never looked at them.
So let's take away from that situation.
I think in general,
if we just remove ourselves from toxic situations,
we just feel better.
I never once clicked that reply yesterday.
And I'm sure I was getting hammered.
But you know what?
Life goes on.
Today, there's some other dumb scandal,
although I do love scandals.
I love a scandal where nobody's doing anything illegal or getting hurt. Good for business.
And nobody was getting hurt. Yeah. But never clicked out reply. It felt pretty good about the whole situation.
I read some of them for you.
Oh yeah. But I'm not going to bring that toxicity into your life.
Thank you. But I never clicked at reply. And I felt pretty good about it.
I don't even know. Actually, I didn't like go seek it out. Somehow I was being, I guess, added on because maybe they thought you'd have more of a chance of seeing it if they tagged all your friends.
Oh, yeah. So just you and Eddie. That's it.
Okay, so that happened yesterday.
Although I still think Lil Nas X is awesome.
I was just a little frustrated with the whole situation.
By the way, you can see Lil Nas X. This is my pivot.
Nice.
Yeah, thank you.
Watch CMA Fest Sunday, August 4th at 87 Central on ABC.
It's a three-hour special, hosted by Thomas Rec, Kelsey Ballerini, and myself.
Special collaborations, including Lil Nas X, joined by Billy Ray Cyrus and Keith Urban.
I wonder if Eddie and I come out and do our part in this.
You should watch and see if we come out and do it.
Just in case.
Yeah, yeah, just in case.
Kelsey Ballerini and the chain smokers,
Marin Morris and Brandy Carlis and Tim McGraw and Luke Combs.
It's going to be awesome.
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August 4th.
If today's the 25th, so it's in like a little over two weeks.
Or a little over a week?
Let me look at my calendar here.
Dots.
25th, that's today.
One week is August 1st.
Oh, it's in like a week in a few days.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Like this Sunday, it'll be exactly a week.
Thank you.
Boom.
I can always count on Amy to guide me through it.
So I know that you and your daughter, who's 12, have been watching Friends.
Yes.
And for the most part, that's been good.
Yeah.
I mean, so far, I've been worried sometimes about the content, but some of it is just so over her head.
Well, honestly, Stevenson's watching too.
So it's over.
I know.
Over their head that we all just get to watch it together and laugh.
And it's so fun because it's actually, I mean, for me, honestly, friends is a way
better than like the 13th time of seeing Supergirl.
Okay, so you're watching it, but now something has come up.
Yeah.
So Shira comes to me and says, and I guess she was watching it with him out of me at this point.
And she was like, hey, mom, can a girl get pregnant if she's not married?
It's almost like she thought in order for the pregnancy thing to magically happen,
you had to be married or it wouldn't work.
And so I was like, oh, well, yeah, actually, you know, no, you don't have to be married to get
pregnant, you can get pregnant.
And so, but then I'm like, where is this coming from?
Like school, maybe. No, I mean, well, she's at summer.
Like, I don't know. I don't know where she, maybe volleyball camp. Yeah, did it come up?
It's one of the, I don't know. But I say, why, why? Why are you asking this?
And she's like, well, Rachel is pregnant and she is not married.
On friends.
Mm-hmm. And so I guess she just got to the episode where Chandler and Monica are getting
married and Phoebe finds the pregnancy test in the trash and then it turns out to be Rachel's.
And they, I don't know if it's revealed like who the dad is yet, but she's really, she just
was like, she didn't know how that happened? Because if Rachel's not married, how in the world would
she get pregnant? I had the same question when I was younger. And I remember going to my mom watching
family ties and a girl was pregnant on there. And I was like, wait, how does this happen? I don't
understand. I remember her going, when you're 12, I'll tell you. And then she never told me.
Yeah. I still don't know. If anyone would like to volunteer that information off the year.
Yeah.
Tell them, Amy.
Okay.
Well, no, because I barely, I started to go into that conversation with Stashear because I haven't, we haven't explained exactly how it works.
When I got there, I was like, you know what?
We'll just talk about it later.
When you're 13.
Yeah, it was fine.
You're going to have to have that conversation.
Oh, I know.
Believe me.
You want to update on the school lunch that.
Yes.
So this is what happened.
Two days ago, there's a school in Pennsylvania.
They're like, these kids can't afford their lunches.
or they're not paying for them.
We're $22,000 owed.
Right.
And we're sending out notes to the parents.
Like, you've got to pay your school lunches.
Some of the parents owed $10 or kids and some of them owed, what, $450, no matter what?
So then this guy goes, hey, I got some money and I'd like to help.
The CEO of La Columbia Coffee says, I'll give you all $22,000 to pay for all these
kids lunches and breakfasts.
Amazing.
And the school refuses.
So now more backlash.
finally the school district said,
okay, we'll now accept the offer,
calling it a generous donation.
It so happens,
the school district now qualifies
for the community eligibility program,
meaning all students in the district
will receive free breakfast and lunches
for the next five years.
Wow.
Which is great.
Yes.
How do they not know that already?
Oh, wow.
That whole, like,
we're taking your kids away from you
or calling...
We're going to call CPS.
Yeah, CPS for your $10 lunch bill or whatever.
And then someone comes to swoop.
and save the day and you're like, nah, we're good.
We do have the kids taken away.
You know, and now that they're saying that they want it, what if that guy's like,
sorry, snooosh-lose.
Should have taken it to want you to have a chance.
A 26-year-old guy was sentenced to six years probation.
He posed as a high school kid in Texas to play basketball.
Oh, man.
Which that part of is pretty cool.
I guess so.
Yeah, it'd be cool to be 26 and play, like in a lower league.
Domination.
Single A and be good.
As long as it's just to play basketball.
What it wasn't?
Did he get a girlfriend?
That's what happened.
He really got him in trouble.
Okay.
He dated a 14-year-old and got probation.
Oh.
He received five years probation for tampering with the government record.
And then also he got indecency with a child because he's 26 and she's 14.
That part is not good.
No.
But really, if you could be right now, if I could go and play junior high basketball.
Yeah, man.
And not even on a good team because I'd probably not be good even then like to ninth or tenth or tenth graders.
And I need to see what this guy looks like.
How in the world are you that basketball coach or whomever at that school?
He just dominates.
No.
A 26-year-old, like, I feel like a 26-year-old and a 14-year-old is very different.
Yeah.
To date, yes.
To play basketball?
You know.
Doesn't matter?
Just show me buckets.
That's all I care about.
Let's see.
What's happening?
Amy, what's going on today?
I'm riding in a blimp today.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I get a little, you know, nervous about that.
But that's going to take up a chunk of my day.
How long is that going to take?
I got to drive to Smyrna.
and then...
Smyrna.
Smyrna?
Yeah.
I say Smyrna.
No, you don't.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, when I talk about it, I do because my husband likes the airport out there.
Go ahead.
Smyrna?
I don't know, but like a chunk of my afternoon, I'm trying to decide if I should take my son out of camp to go right in the Goodyear Blimp.
Why would you know?
It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
I know.
But he really likes camp.
And so, I don't know.
That's the debate right now.
But we'll figure it out before I leave work.
I vote take him out.
Really?
Yeah, I vote to take him out.
All right, so that, what about you?
I have a friend in town for like three hours.
So I'm going to lunch.
Then I have an interview.
I'm looking at my schedule with TV Insider today.
Oh, about what?
I don't know.
Let me see.
Oh, to promote CMA Fest on ABC coming up August 4th.
Cool.
And then I have a haircut at three.
I have a workout at four.
I have a conference call at 5.30.
Then I have my night from like 6 to 8.30.
and I work on the show again.
Yeah.
Have it two and a half hours of Bobby time today.
That's the deal.
Lunchbox, have birthday.
Thank you.
I hope you guys go do something fun.
Yeah.
Don't know what it is yet.
You should tell us tomorrow.
Yeah.
I mean, I hope we do something fun too.
She better.
You know what I'm saying.
Oh, that's what you're hoping.
Oh.
No, I'm saying like a good time with my wife.
Yeah.
No, I'm saying.
Thank you guys.
We will see you tomorrow.
Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell will be in tomorrow on the Friday morning conversation.
Obviously, he's got some big songs.
and she won the Bachelor.
Am I right?
She won?
Did she win?
I think she...
Wasn't she engaged to Ben Higgins?
Yeah, she was engaged to Ben Higgins, so I guess you...
Oh, yeah.
We met them in Vegas.
They were shooting their reality show at the time.
Yes.
So she won the Bachelor, and they're not together anymore.
Now she's engaged to Chris Lane, who's a friend of ours, country music artist.
Do you have a clip of Chris Lane's song Fix, Raimundo?
Or is our computer still down?
Let's see.
Three.
Our computer's been down all day.
Two, one.
Moment of truth.
No, no, nothing.
It's still broke.
Wow.
Maybe it's not broke.
Maybe I just don't have a clip.
I got you fixed.
We'll just go with it's broke.
All right, listen, we'll see you tomorrow.
Thank you very much.
Friday show is going to have the dance party.
Chris Lane and Lauren Bush and Ellen.
And hopefully you.
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