The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby's Mailbag + Lunchbox Tries To Buy Johnny Cash's House + Riddle Me This

Episode Date: December 23, 2020

Bobby opens the mailbag and helps a listener out with a question about an iPhone for a kid. Lunchbox calls a Nashville realtor and tries to make a bid on Johnny's Cash's Tennessee home. Plus, Bobby hosts another round of 'Riddle Me This' with show members trying to answer easy kids riddles! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey guys, welcome to the show. Morning studio. Morning. I hope your Wednesday is starting off good. I read a story about American Airlines say A passenger saying they're not enforcing their own mask policy And the guy who's in the article said If he had known his seatmate wouldn't have worn a mask

Or have been required to wear a mask He would have never got on the airplane And that I can agree with I don't want to get in a tube Where everybody's juices are floating around in the air If we're not kind of covering our faces a little bit So the guy was in self-quarantine 55 days He goes, I have to fly to Texas

I got to be with my son and he knew that the rules had been in play where you have to wear a mask. He got on the plane and nobody was wearing a mask and the person next to him wasn't wearing a mask. Quote, American Airlines mask policy specifies that those who are eating or drinking

you have an exception for the mask. Otherwise it's got to be on. But it was like people weren't wearing them. You know, I tell you, I went and I got a juice yesterday for lunch. What did the juice place? Got me a little quinoa bowl with a little protein.

Got something called the dock, which is a pretty green juice but I like a little fruit in my smoothie. And I walk in and they say, nobody comes in without a mask a mask. Now again, I don't feel like I have to wear a mask. I should, I do though. I feel

like if I got it, I'll be like, ah, okay. But I don't wear a mask for me. So I put the mask on. If I go inside somewhere, I put the mask on. And yesterday, I think it was a du rag. Do you call them a du rag? Yeah, yeah. Bandana?

Yeah. Yeah. And so I wrap it on my face and I walk in. And they look over and there's two people not wearing masks in there. There are two people with masks. Me and somebody else. and two people without. It was like, do you not care about me?

Because I care about you. I'm not wearing this for my health. I'm wearing this for your health. Also, did they see the sign? Did you ask them? Did you see the sign? That's a weird place to be. I take the sign of pull it in front of them.

Did you see this? I don't want to be that person. I want to be mask enforcer. But again, I feel like a dope wearing a mask, but I do it anyway because I think that I should for other folks. Not for me. But for other people, I feel like I should.

So I do. Keep two in my car. And then I have a rob a bank mask mask. which is what I was running yesterday. I feel like I do kind of like putting that one on. Yesterday on the show, we were talking about if the world was ending on the post show. And I was like, man, because I've never done an illegal drug.

And I was like, man, it'd be time. Like if I knew the world was ending and a meteor was coming for us, I'd probably try that stuff. But then I thought, I'd probably want to rob a bank too. I was thinking about all the stuff I'd want to do because I wouldn't do it now. Oh, I don't want to rob a bank. Wouldn't it be crazy to see if you get away with it though?

That'd be cool. If you know the world was ending. Oh, I don't want to put fear in other people. Like when you're robbing, the people working would be so scared. Yeah, I mean, I get scared all the time. I was driving yesterday, and it's two lanes going each way, and there was this big old garbage truck flying. And I'm on the inside lane.

He's on the inside lane. Go both directions. I swear we missed him by, like, eight inches. Whoa. I mean, it was like, whoa, right by, and I was like, dang. So I got a little scared too. Sometimes you just get scared, Amy. It's my whole point.

Sometimes life is just scary. I'm like, I would sit at home and maybe have a cookout and play games and bond with family. Not me. I'm going to take that adrenaline, baby. I'm going to do heroin and rob a bank. And I'm like, what? Because that's, you can do all that right now. Well, I should.

Yeah, you should. Do it more. But that's what that's, I want to build a fire. I'm never going to rob a bank or do illegal drugs unless the world's ending. And then I want to just know why it's so great. Why does everybody do it? Yeah, no, I mean, I get it. I was reading a story about how these scientists say, here are these random things you should be doing every single day.

One is hug somebody. Apparently when you hug someone, it activates part of the brain that generates excitement. and slowly builds up your immune system. Number two is it says play video games. Come on. Playing video games improves overall brain health. Here's the thing. I play one game and one game only,

NBA 2K20. And I've now created a second character. If I would have had this when I was a kid because I was picked on and beat up and was the poor stinky kid. I was that kid. But I have definitely seen now how you can live a different life

as this character because you're with other people and you can build your guy you can put work into them even for like these role playing games even like you get good and you get respect by your peers that it doesn't matter what you look like or your socioeconomic

none of that matters it's just based on the amount of work you've put into that and I could see where a kid like me that was not cool if I would have got into video games I would have found a place that I was welcomed and accepted in the virtual world and I see why people get into it

and actually feel a bit of community because they're getting something love for reasons they can control instead of for reasons they can't control. Interesting. Yeah, video game TED Talk. That's really cool way to look at it, dude. I never thought about that.

And I also, I get on, and I get bullied sometimes. Yeah, yeah, they do. And they're like 11 years old. And I hate it, and it triggers that part of me that was bullied as a kid. But I do see where you can go and be really good at a video game in a virtual world where it is important. That's important when you're on playing.

And people are like, man, that's real good. And there are times I don't play basketball and I make a good shot because we're playing five on five and it's all random people from around the world. And they're like, hey, great pick. Thanks a lot, man. And I'm like, oh, wow, thank you. It does make you feel good. Yeah.

So I do see that that's a place to go to escape or to live a life where you are accepted for who you are. I don't know what color skin you are. You can be able to color skin the guy you make. That's cool. So anyway, in conclusion, Caitlin, let me play more video games for you listen to this.

Basically what I'm trying to say. As long as you don't escape too much into that virtual world and find yourself a basketball cheerleader girlfriend. Oh, there are no girls. Okay. Yeah, there are no girls. I've never seen a girl play NBA 2K20.

They don't talk anyway. You mean a girl character? I'm sure there's a girl playing. No, like you can hear the voices. No, I've never played with a girl. Oh, okay. There's never like, like Sally comes on and goes, hey, nice shot.

Yeah, it's always like Freddy. But I mean, can characters be a girl? Okay. Because it's NBA. They're an NBA girl players. Oh, true. Good point. Take lots of breaks, they say every day, and then take a cold shower, which I've only ever, in my whole life, taking a few cold showers. And that was the hot water heater went out at church camp one year.

And we had to, if we were going to take a shower, we had to take it in cold shower. And this is me in a cold shower. Tar the water on, stand away from it. Run in and run out. It's terrible. It was like a quick hitter. You run in, get wet, then run out. Then you wash.

and you run in and rinse off. So there you go. Do those things every day, they say. I'll give you a TV show. Tell me the decade that it came out in. Show number one is Game of Thrones. So you tell me the decade, the first episode premiered. Game of Thrones.

80s. 90s? I'm telling you the decades like you don't know. 2000s even. 2010s. Game of Thrones. Amy, what decade? 2010s. Lunchbox?

2010s. Eddie? 2010s. Game of Thrones debuted in 2011, so you're all right. Yeah, by a year. How about American Idol? American Idol debuted. In what decade?

American Idol episode, season one, was Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini. I got to admit I was watching the final episode, and I was like, come on, Justin. He didn't win. I'm a big Kelly Clarkson fan now, though. Okay. American Idol, what decade? Amy? 2000s. Lunchbox?

It's definitely 2000s. Eddie? 2000s, but it's close. The year American Idol debut was 2002. You're all right. Good job. Oh, good. All right.

How about Roseanne? Roseanne Barr, John Goodman. The show debuted in what decade? Amy's struggling? Yeah. What'd you write down? Well, I wrote down the 90s, but I don't know that I'm in yet, because I think it could, what if it's 89?

Well, what is your answer? 90s. Lunchbox? I put 90s. Eddie? I put 80s because I feel like it's 89, 88. Roseanne debuted in 1980. Oh, shoot.

Eddie takes the lead by one. Man, I can't trust myself. Yeah, yeah, okay. You can not be trusted. I can't. Trit myself. Here we go. The fresh person.

Prince of Bel Air. Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute and just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. What decade did it debut? Amy? 90s?

Lunchbox? Definitely the 90s. Eddie? 1990, dude. It has to be. It came out in 1990. Barely made the 90s, but it is the 90s. All right, let's do another one.

Cheers. Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries. What decade was Cheers debuting in? Amy? 80s. Lunchbox? 80s.

Eddie? I want to go in 1970s. Not an option and wrong. Wow. Now we're all tied again. You're all tied. Yeah. Interesting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I met his high school days. Cheers 1988 Did you know Steve Warner sang the theme to Who's the boss

by the way? He did? That's awesome. The original one, yeah. How does that one go? Come on, you know it. Well, I was better sing Facts of Life.

Who's the boss? There's a time of wedding A time of birthday That's amazing. He sang that. Yeah, yeah. There's a time Lost a day.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Nothing was you. Nothing was you. There's a lot. and finish it and a lot All right here we go

We're now to Sudden Death here Mm-hmm Oh boy Ray will you find me The Steve Warner version of the Who's the Boss team They later replaced it But he wrote

I'm almost positive Steve Warner Saying who's the boss When it launched Here we go Last one Let's do the Bachelor Oh That's a good one

What decade I don't I don't even know that I know this version of the song. I guess I don't really know The Bachelor for a song, but The Bachelor. What decade was that? You get it, you stay in. Oh, man, all right. I'm in.

Eddie's still struggling, right? I am. Need an answer, Eddie? Everybody's in. I'm in. Amy. 100% is the 2000s? Lunchbox?

It's 2000s. Eddie? Dang, I put 2010s. Eddie, you're eliminated. Sorry. Okay. All right, you two are still in, lunchbox and Amy. Full House.

Oh, that's a. That's a good question, dude. Whatever happened to? And... All right. Amy? 90s. Lunchbox?

I just went off the twins age, 90s. The 80s. You're both wrong. Dang. Oh, wow. Shoot. Let's do one more. 80s?

For real? Yeah, 1987. Seinfeld. Seinfeld. What decade was that? Shoot. All right. Amy. 80s.

Lunchbox? 1989. I have 80s. It's 1988. You're both right. Dang. Well, I'm running out of them here. Save by the bell.

Let's try save by the bill. What decade's saved by the bill? I'm in. All right, Amy? 80s. Lunchbox? 80s. Wow, you're both right.

89. Wow. Because I'm saved by the bell. I'm running out of him here. The Walking Dead. A decade to the Walking Dead. I'm in. Sure.

Amy? I know it. Does he know it? Lunchbox? Well, I know it. Do you know it? Same time. Okay.

One, two, three. 2000s. Oh. Amy said 2000s. Lunchbox said 2010. Oh, it's in 2010. I have no idea. I didn't watch a show.

So I don't know. What did you write down? I had 2000s. Okay. But that means by 2009 it was out. But if it was too. I mean, I have no idea. I remember when we got into Walking Dead.

Came out in 2010 lunchbox. Yeah. Wow. Zombies. There you go. Zombies. Zombies. Zombies.

Zombies. Zombies. What are. Yeah. Steve Warner, by the way, wrote, he's saying, I don't know if he wrote it to, a brand new life in the 80s for Who's the Ball. Do we have a clip of that, Ray?

Will you be able to find it or no? Ah, there it is. This might be the later version, though, because they redid it. Go ahead. Same guy. Same dude. It's got to be.

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This dad was arrested for breaking a bunch of traffic laws For speeding, for running stop signs For all these things And nobody got hurt But he was doing it because he was rushing His one-year-old daughter to the hospital She was choking on a penny He was trying to get there in a hurry

He also did not have a valid driver's license So what he does, he speeds there nobody gets hurt, takes the baby in, she ends up being okay. They got the penny out of her throat, and here you go. Here's the good news comes in. The nurses bonded him out.

Oh, they got the money together and... He pulled into the hospital. He was taken into custody because cops were right behind him, and the nurses took the money, put it all together, and bonded him out of jail. Wow.

Come on, and nobody got hurt. Like, I don't like you running lines and stuff because I don't want... But if your kid's choking... Yeah. Like, it's go-touching. Yeah, you got to go. And then the nurse

he said, oh, he didn't have any money, we'll get him out. Love that story right there. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Virginia.

A 23-year-old man showed up to the hospital missing a hand and several fingers from his other hand. He said, man, I was messing with a lawnmower, stuck my hand under there, and it chopped it off. Police went to his house and found out he was trying to learn how to make homemade bombs and blew himself up.

Wow. Scary. Yeah, crazy. Wow. I'm glad he's a bonehead. So does he get in trouble? Yes. Did he have illegal things? Or was he using legal things to blow things out for fun in the backyard?

No, he had a previous conviction for explosives and now he's facing other charges. Well, you know what? I enjoy this bonehead. That's a good one. There you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. All right. Let's open up the old mail bag.

Bobby's Mailbag. Hey Bobby Bones, my name is Danielle. My niece is 13 years old and she has a flip phone. She's had it for about two years. She told me that she wants an iPhone for her birthday, but her parents think it's unnecessary. It's not even that I'm trying to be the cool aunt here. Just by getting her to the iPhone, but no,

I think phones nowadays are pretty necessary to communicate. Texting and calling friends are super important when it comes to teens' lives. Flip phones aren't exactly. the most useful or fun to use. Again, she's 13. Should I get her one for her birthday? I would love to hear your opinion from Danielle.

Hey, Danielle, the answer is no. No. No. It's wrong with you. We can't wait to say no. No. And yeah, you are trying to be cool, Ann. Yeah. Which is fine. You're not her mom. But you cannot get a, no, no, no. You can't undercut her mom, her dad. Her grandmother's raising her.

This is the quickest, easiest one ever. I thought it was going to be something like I knew I read it right before we came on but I thought it was going to be like hey it's it looks expensive do you think it's too much for a 13 year old Right but if the parents say no You're this Your second string when it comes to making decisions

If I was a parent and I wanted my kid to get an iPhone And you as the aunt wanted to buy it I'll be like yeah Thank you awesome But it's not the case here No but it's just yeah If they're not ready for that they're not ready for that And that's just going to create so much drama Even if you feel the parents are wrong

It's not your job. You're not the mom. Because Eddie never wants to get his kids a phone. No. Even a stamp. Eddie's like, no, they don't even get stamps to mail letters. That's how helicopter parent Eddie is. But my sister or brother did that crap?

Oh, I'd be so mad. Where do you stand right now with getting your kids' phones? No. No, no, no. Where do you stand based on their age? Like your son now is. Oh, he's 12. And would you get him a phone?

What kind of phone? A iPhone. No. 18. 18? Oh, gosh. That's my point. Eddie, that is a little ridiculous.

What is that? The helicopter? The helicopter. 18. No way, man. Listen, 12, that makes sense. If you don't want it, that's fine. But 18, Eddie.

No, there's too much. The internet. He's going to have a car, but not an iPhone. So when does he get a computer? Well, he has an iPad now, but it's block, block, block, block. And I don't mind that. He's 12. You're not going to get him until he's 18.

Oh, gosh. Can you imagine the trouble he can get into with an iPhone? Uh-uh. Okay. So, and your other son is... Six and five, foster kids, five, babies, no. And maybe, I guess, you know, once, like, who knows what's going to happen in, you know, 10 years, how my mind's going to be thinking. It'll be 22, Eddie.

No, no, I'm talking about the younger ones. I'm talking about the younger ones. I may change my mind with the younger ones, but for my 12-year-old, sorry, bud, it's no. Amy, you have a 13-year-old daughter. Yeah. She has a phone. She has a watch phone. Okay.

And we're starting discussions about an iPhone, but it's because we have an extra one. So my husband has two phones for work, and he mainly uses his work one and not his personal iPhone. So I'm trying to talk with him about, hey, maybe we let her have it for a lot of the time we see how she uses it. We were paying for the line anyways. So maybe it's part yours, part hers. And we transition it that way. So that's our conversation. How do you feel about Eddie saying his son's not getting one until he's retired?

18. I feel like it's, I don't, it's not my place to judge Eddie's parenting, but I feel like it's a little late. I think that, you know, you're going to cause him to, you know. No, to hide a phone. Hide a phone. Yeah. You're smuggling a phone into my house.

You kidding me? Hey, would you get him a watch phone? Yeah, 100%. A flip phone, watch phone. All that. Love it. No, you would get him one like Amy's daughter has. Right now. Right now. Really?

Yeah. I don't mind him talking to friends. I just don't want the whole smartphone experience on the palm of his hand. And the watch phone. The palm of his hand. Okay, slogan guy. In the palm of his hand. Melt on your mouth on your hand.

Mm-mm, good. You know, I'm loving it. What is palm in your hand? Who knows? At some point I had to be somebody. Okay, listen. But Danielle, we all say, no, no, no way. No, no, no way.

Daniel, do not get her a phone. D.N. Thank you. Close the mail back up. And that was Bobby's Mailbag. You can always send us emails, though, and tell us your questions. Morgan number two, where do they send the emails? Mailbag at bobbybones.com.

Amy and I both brought a relationship story to the show. Mine is about bathroom wars between couples. Do you and your husband have a bathroom war at all? Yeah, he doesn't like how I take over both sinks. Well, we have the same thing, but I'm the one that takes over. Oh, really? That's funny. Mostly it's my glasses.

I have a lot of blue glasses and it kind of wades over and her part of the sink. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess I'm the girl. Oh. Like honestly, when we were looking at new houses

to move into, it was more appealing to him the further away the sinks were from each other. It wasn't, oh, well, this has a nice backyard for the kids or, oh, well, this kitchen is nice. He's like, how far apart of those sinks? Like, the further, he would bring that up

to the realtors. So it's a problem. A survey found that, 70% of couples say they are in the middle of a bathroom more. According to men surveyed, the biggest bathroom issue is how much their wife or girlfriend left in the shower drain, hair or other things. Oh, yeah. We have two little sinks and a big sink, so I don't have that issue. But I think, I mean, my whiskers clog up the drain.

That I have to liquid drain-o that thing about once a month or so. I had to put in a special filter thingy that catches my hair. Oh, your hair? For women, their biggest gripe was the mess and smells their body. boyfriend leave behind the toilet. My husband's... I'm not an issue with that either. I'm also embarrassed.

Well, like, after I use the bathroom, if there's like a little, like a stain on the... Okay. What, I'll... I clean it. Good, because you should. Yeah. Good job. 20% of people said they ended a relationship at some point because of a person's bathroom habits.

Wow. But my thing is only the glasses. Otherwise, we're pretty good. That's my story I brought in. What is your relationship story? So I have four habits that women should not try to change about their man. Okay. So...

Hey, Ray, can we get the countdown numbers for this? Oh, okay. All right, let's go. We have four of them. Number four. His frankness about bodily functions. Oh. Which is not you.

It's not me and. But a lot of guys. I'm not timid about it. It's not even really something. Like Eddie and I were hanging out the other day. I don't even talk about it with Eddie. Like what? What's an example?

Talking about farts or poop. Oh, okay, yeah. That's not really my style, even with dudes. So I don't not do it with Caitlin, but I just don't do it with anyone. Not really my thing No, it's not We've hung out a lot We don't make it a thing

If it happens, it happens We're just dudes What else you got? Number three Him looking at attractive women As they pass by Oh, you don't like that one Well, I think it's funny that

It's a habit that you shouldn't try to change Like... Yeah, because it's natural Right? If you saw a cute animal go by Wouldn't you be like, Bobby, you are not gonna look You might notice her

But you're not gonna stop and stare at a girl that walks by. I'm sticking up for other guys here. I don't think every fight, every battle that I'm in has to be about me specifically. Oh, I do. I'm looking out for the greater good. Good. And I don't think that. Well, I like you as the example because all men should be like that. They should be respectful. Eddie, you don't even do it in front of your wife. You let your wife walk ahead of you so she doesn't see you. So don't even talk. Correct. But it's human nature, guys. That's your style.

Yes. That's so creepy. You just make sure she can't see you stare at other women. So what I do is I just, because again, guys, this is just human nature. You see. see an attractive person, you look at them. Now, what I do, let my wife walk in front, and then she can't see me looking. And I'm not staring or drooling. I just notice the beauty. Yeah, you can't. I mean, if you walk by the Mona Lisa, wouldn't you take a look and be like, wow,

what a great point? Thank you. I don't have a problem because guys are very, we're idiots. We need visual. We're like, though. Look a pretty. You know, if you girls could see the generosity in someone's heart, you'd probably stare too, but you can't see that.

How do you think the human race exists, Amy? Whatever. Number three. That makes no sense. How do you think the human race against? We have to be able to think that people are attractive. If you're making that your point, then it's like, how are you in a monogamous relationship? I can't even talk about it.

I don't know what you mean. His inability to put the toilet seat down. I don't know if that's an issue because I've never on my whole life had to deal with it. She hasn't said anything about it, but I don't know that I actively put the seat down. It's very frustrating. It might be. I need to think about that for the first time. But I think that I've trained my husband. I think that you can change that about your man.

You know what I might just start doing? Just peeing on the toilet seat. Like always keeping it down and just never lift it? Oh, wow. If I pee, I pee, if I don't, I don't, but it's always down. How about you just lift it up to pee and put it right back down with one? I've got so many things to remember. Okay.

And here we go. These are the four things you shouldn't change in your man. Number one. His obsession with sports. Okay. You have obsessions too, though. I wouldn't try to change that. But you do.

You do. No, I do not. You come in here and you're like, if we have to watch one more Cowboys game, I'm going to circumcise them. I don't say that. I don't. I should never say that.

But that's what we hear. Yeah. I remember that. You're like, I go watch one more Longhorn game. Yeah. Right. I mean, I think I've had to get used to sports,

but I've never tried to change that about him. Like you hate football season. I like that he's passionate about it. I have, I, if anything, I'm the one that's done changing on that. I am more. And has he allowed you to watch shows like housewives? He's allowed me. Well, you're allowing you to watch football without pushing back a whole lot.

Right. No, I mean, I guess it's just that I have to have, like football, listen, here's the deal with football. It's Thursday. It's Saturday morning, college game day. There's, it's right when you wake up on Saturday. No, no. There's Saturday. Isn't there a game Saturday night?

Then there's Sunday night football. There's a Monday night. Day night football. So there's a lot of football. There's a lot of Andy Cohen. I'm being honest with you. That is true. Just saying.

But okay, those are the four things. Not to change. Well, they say you shouldn't try to change, but I think it could work on some of them. Nope, we're good. We've settled it. That's it. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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As my favorite condiment, as we know. It's my least favorite condiment, so I'm not about it. But they say that it can help with cold and flu-like symptoms. But what's a mustard bath? Do you actually into the bathtub or? It's a mixture of mustard powder and Epsom salt and baking soda, which I already take Epsons salt and baking soda baths, and that really does work.

But if you add in that mustard powder, it might help you out of cold or flu, but they say it doesn't have the power to fight COVID-19. This just sounds like a grandma remedy that you think might work but never actually does. I tried taking a bath with Epson's and Saults. I was really sore. I didn't do crap to me.

How do you know? I think it probably did relieve the achiness. Because I went in and I was really sore and then I got out and I was really sore. Nothing changed. Did you go in with an open mind? No. But I got out with the same closed mind so it didn't move me. Whatever.

They work for me. They're very relaxing. You just try. You know what? I used Mr. bubbles. I have a pink bottle of Mr. Bubbles. When I feel like taking a bubble bat, that's what I do. Alright, what else?

Okay, question. Have you ever hit a hole in one? No. Oh, is it super rare? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, because a five-year-old just did it. What? Yeah. Well, that's who does it usually. Really good golfers are random or M-M-M-A. We'll go back to M-M-M-A. He's like, yeah, I played my third time. I hit a hole in one.

You're like, no, you didn't. And then, yeah. Yeah, he sank a hole in one. He said, he hit a seven iron. It took two bounces off the fairway, and one bounce off the green, and then into the flag it went. Yeah, lucky shot. Never hit a hole. No, his was right on, though. But I like the double hop in the fairway.

Kunk, kug, kug, and then in. Love that. A hole in ones. You could play every day of your life and not hit one, or you could play, you know, a few times and get lucky and hit one. Do we still believe, what was it, that couple, a couple weeks ago, they both hit a hole in one on the same day, like together? And no one was around them because they were playing social distancing.

That's so hard. They both hit one. Yeah. Do we believe that? I do. I do. Amahard, I do. I don't think they're going to lie. I say no.

It's so easy to make up because no one was there. Totally made up. But who would make that up? Lunchbox. And then the news gets out and you both got to hold the story for the rest of your life. I'm going to say this five-year-old, though, I'm looking at the video. Oh, he's already better than we are. Wow.

He got a good. Yeah. No, he crushes it. Dang. All right. There you go. Is that it, Amy? I have one more thing.

Just curious. Want your opinion on this. because a woman has custody of her sister's kids, and I think that she's going to end up keeping them. There's three of them, and after about six months, she'll be able to apply to adopt them. But one of the kids, the name is chaos.

And she says he already has some crazy behavior, you know, chaotic times. You named them chaos. What do you want to do? No, she didn't. Her sister. She didn't. Her sister named the kid chaos. Well, now that she's about to become the adopted mother,

she went on Reddit asking the world if it was okay for her to legally change Chaos' name because she thinks that it will be stigmatizing towards him and he's three so is three too late to change his name? You don't change his name, he's three. It stinks but now you have to deal with that.

You have to deal with a lot of other things too he's your kid now. There's probably a lot of trauma there you have to deal with too. Yeah, a lot. But no, you don't change the poor kid's name. He's going through enough already. Call him K. Yeah, I was going to say that, her aoss.

Yeah. But yeah, if someone's named Chaos, they're probably going to, you know, my cousin Flatchu, he stinks. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know if that's, what? Stop, that's funny. So why would he stop, baby? You can just call him, Benz?

I keep on rolling with it. All right. Anyway, I was talking to my Uncle Follicle. His hair will not stop growing. So it's just one after the other, right? All day. Is that it? Oh, Folly.

He's Uncle Folly, but mine got kind of dirty. I don't know why I'm. I'm not going to say it out. Oh, Uncle Frank? Is that what it was? No, mine was... Aunt Kilbossa? Okay, maybe that's my file.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So shout out to this teenager named Cole. He was born with cystic fibrosis, so he's been in and out of the hospital. and most recently he had to go in for some treatment that kept him there for a while. And on his last day, he wanted to do something special to thank the nurses and staff are taking good care of him.

And that's when the idea for a pizza party popped in his head. But, I mean, he's a kid. He's been in the hospital. He don't have money for that. So he got some paint and wrote a message on the upper floor window of the hospital that said, All caps, send pizza to 8 south room 14. And it worked. Like 18 pizzas showed up. Sit by strangers who saw his side and he was able to throw a pizza party for the staff.

That's awesome. Yeah, that's really cool. I know. Shout out to those people who did that too. That's so cool. Such a good idea. Well, how old was the kid? Did it say?

He's 18. He's 18? Yeah. Yeah. That's a smart idea. He's an adult. That's a good, though. Good story.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Over to Amy with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What the proton say to the electron? What the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative. That was the morning corny. Hey, by the way, you guys can call us if you want at any time, even if it's 9 p.m.

Leave a message on the voicemail. 877-77 Bobby. 877-77 Bobby. Let us know what segment you like. Or if you have a question for the show. leave it up there Lunchbox, how are you feeling after the lemon juice challenge yesterday? Guys, all day long, my stomach just felt uneasy, uneasy,

and we go for a walk around the neighborhood. I had to leave my wife and run back to the house because I had, I don't know how to... I told you all that was going to happen. Eddie and Lunchbox tried to drink a liter of lemon juice yesterday. Lunchbox won 50 bucks. Yeah, I got it, right? I got it in my binmo.

What up! Which, by the way, Venmo changed the world for me. It's so easy to just pay people now all the time. Sometimes I just see friends and just send them a dollar. And also, let me say this to listeners. You guys send, they Venmo me money and then I feel the pressure to, I have to find places to give it. You can't keep it. Right.

And so I'm always, I'll just look at my Venmo and I'll have like $93 from different listeners throughout the day. I'm not even sure what my Venmo name is. What is my, anyway, so now have all this pressure on. Hey, stop Venmoing me money. I'm saying it now. Thank you very much. That was fun. We did masks.

But right now I'm not asking for it. So you don't have to Venmo me anything. I'm good. But Lunchbox got his money. You sick from all the lemon juice. Eddie, you drank close to a liter. Were you sick yesterday? No, man.

I mean, I don't know. Maybe my body needed or something. Nothing changed. Maybe, like, that was the cleanse that my stomach needed at the time. But I was like, it's going to happen. It's going to happen. And it never did. I'm fine.

Well, I appreciate it. I'm looking now. I have another $7 from this morning and Venmo just from people. Already this morning? Yeah, and I try to get rid of it as soon as I can. I try to push it to good things, but I don't like that pressure anymore. And how do people not know I would just steal it? Yeah, you could easily.

I could easily. But if I was, I wouldn't say, you know, I could. Anyway, thank you very much. You know, we did on Twitter, I think she's almost there. This girl hit me up and was like, hey, my dog tore its ACL. You see that? Oh, yeah. What is up with that?

Well, the last I looked, she needed $3,000. And so I donated and said, hey, here's her link. and then the last I looked she was like 2,600. Oh, well, you just need 400 people to Venmo you a dollar. No, don't memo me. You can go to her page. No, don't do that. Oh, okay.

Sorry. What is happening here? I was just trying to help. Well, you guys love this game the last time we played it. I mean, people in the room and listeners that hit me up. So I'll play you the easy listening version of a country song. Like if you're in an elevator or a dentist chair, all you have to do is name the real song. But here is Jake Owen, barefoot, Blue Gene Knight, easy listening style.

You're sitting back Got to get that laughing gas All right your answer's done guys We have five songs All these are country songs But played in easy music Up first name it Can you name that easy listening country song

Amy? Yep Body like a back road Lunch bikes Oh body like a back road Eddie? Yeah it's body like a back road This one's tough

See if you can name this one Playing the crap out of that horn though So, who is that? Herp Albert? All right. Everybody's in? Hold on. Oh, I'm in.

You just heard 38 seconds of a song. Oh, man. That's tough. Three, two, one. Pans it down. Amy, what do you have? God gave us angels. No.

Wow. What is it? Hey, he did, though. I know. Lunchbox? Man, I knew it had God in it, so God bless the broken road. It doesn't have God in it.

Incorrect. Eddie. One of my favorite songs. I love this. song, Cowboys and Angels. Oh, Cowboys, Man. Dustin Lynch. He's like, God gave us angels.

All right, can you name this easy listening country song? Yeah. I love these versions, man. They're good. Pins down? Amy? Drink a beer.

Lunchbox? Oh, it's called drink a beer. I put sit right here. Oh, Eddie. Drink a beer. right two more this is I'm gonna give you a little hint on this one it's from about 10 years ago okay not new but not old I didn't need a hint I'll get it that would 2010 pins down in three two two one Amy I want to love you forever

lunchbox forever never amen no Eddie I think it's wanted oh play the easy listening version I want to get you up Hunter Hayes wanted. Yeah, yeah. All right. I want to make you forever.

No, no, no. Will you play the real version right one day? Because I want to wrap you up. Want to kiss you. All right, one more. This is when it pays to know the real lyrics. I know it does.

Yeah. And. Tens down in three seconds. Right? Lunchbox. Shout out Anderson High School. Nothing. He's like the guy on Millionaire.

I mean, I don't have it. Amy? Min to be. Eddie? Oh, I have, it will be. Oh, suck on. We can play the easy listening back again. It'll be in a bee, baby.

Baby, I almost went with a ride with it. Ride with me. You didn't go with a shout at Anderson High School? No, I did not. Ride with it. Ride with it. See, has it's dangerous if it's meant to be. Come on, Bibi.

She comes in with a flute. That's B.B. Rexna. So, Eddie, you are a winner, though. Yeah, I'll take it. Come on. What do you want to say to all the people rooting you on this morning? Hey, shout at Memorial High School. Mustangs, let's go.

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dot APUS.edu slash military. Ramundo, how tall do you say you are? 5-7 on my driver's license. Do you think you're 5-7 or do you think you kind of knocked it up an inch or so? They measured me here at work. It was like 5-6 and a couple of cents. Let me see what mine says. Because mine says 6-1 and I think I wore really tall shoes. High heels? Yeah, because I'm honestly, I'm 6-foot,

a little more than 6-foot, but I can't really claim 6-1 unless I'm in the right shoes. and I looked at my driver's license, it says I'm 6-1. So I guess I'm officially 6-1. You have to. If it says on your driver's license, that's what it is. Well, here's why I ask about height. Because I'm, okay, driver's license heights. That'll be what we say for now on.

What, do you have your drive? I don't have a driver's license. Oh, yeah, Amy still doesn't have a driver. What, Amy? I lost it last summer. Oh, you got a ride to work today? What? No, I drove.

I have my house. Oh, oh. Amy. What? Also, coronavirus. I've been able to go to the DMV. How tall did your old driver? driver's license.

5-6. Lunchbox? 5-11. Eddie? Mine says 5-11, but I'm 6'1. Come on. I don't think you're as tall as I am, though. You're not.

You're 6-1, technically. Oh, that's true. You got me! Yeah! All right. Morgan? I'm 5-1 on my driver's lessons. So in real life?

I lied. I'm 5 foot. You lie. And Ray, your driver's license says... 5-7. Okay. So there's a cosmetic surgeon who charges $75,000 for limb lengthening procedures.

Which can stretch patients up to 6 inches. What? Oh. The Harvard-educated surgeon and orthopedic specialist achieves this by making incisions in the femur and the tibia. The legs, the two big bones there. And then slowly stretches them out permanently. After surgery, the patient uses a remote control that triggers a device to stretch, i.e. break and heal the bone incrementally. Oh.

This sounds awful, but also I'm intrigued. Ray, let's say it wasn't that painful. Would you pay good money? Would you take out a loan to be six inches? taller? No, I don't want to be taller now. I did when I played sports, but there's no reason. Those people's bodies break down. Like, I'm seeing it through my father right now. He's having so many issues with his legs, back, butt, everything. My body, I'm going to be able to go just like my mom, till I'm 100 and not have any problems whatsoever. It pays to be short when you're older in life.

I'm dead serious. And I guess you got a girl now. There's no reason to be tall. I don't even play sports as much anymore. But that would just bring them up to our level. Like how tall we are, right? Six inches? Yeah. I mean, wouldn't you like to see what it's like to live our life? You're not just seeing. You're living it. Like being able to see the top shelf. But no, you wouldn't take out a loan to be 60.

Would you have done it at age 25? I would have done it in high school when I could have maybe made college sports and stuff? Yes. Not now. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Morgan, you're 5'0. Would you take out a loan to be taller? No, I like my height.

All right, all right. Isn't that crazy? $75,000? That is. And isn't it crazy they keep breaking slowly? You have a remote to slow to break your legs? Yeah. I want to see how it works.

Yeah. That guy should have his own reality show. And if you're going to do surgery, bot surgeries, they should have people that come in short and then they come back on the check-in six months later, they're six feet six feet, six feet taller. That'd be crazy. Awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Tell me something good. This baby Edwin was born 12 weeks, premature, and needed some medicine to help develop its lungs. Only problem is the hospital who is born at Nebraska, doesn't have the medicine, and there's a bomb cyclone going on outside. 70 mile an hour winds

and they have the medicine in Colorado. A deputy jumps in his car and drives from Colorado, Nebraska in the middle of the bomb cyclone to deliver the medicine. I don't know what a bomb cyclone is, but it sounds like... Intense.

It's bad. It's just bad weather, like real cold and windy and crazy. And Casey Swingle, Deputy Casey Swingle drove all the way in the bomb cyclone. Come on there. Bomb.

Wow. Deputy Casey, thank you very much. That's amazing. Let's go talk to This is Zessaly Is that your name? Zessaly? Yes

Hi Zesley, what's going on? Hi, Bobby I'm good, how are you? Pretty good, what would you like to say? I just wanted to say I really appreciate everything you all do As to continue on the show Because I've been listening since like elementary

Since my mom I've had us listening to you I'm 22 years old now And I'm still continuing to listen I enjoy y'all so much. And literally my favorite part of the show is, like, the whole entire show because every part makes me cracked up. I live in New Bronfels, but I'm from Austin, Texas. So that whole hour drive has had me cracked up because, like, every single part.

I love it. I appreciate that. Wow. Every single part. I'm the endorsement. Wow. Do we pay her right on do or no? No.

No, I know. And I love that she's 22. I've been listening since elementary school. Hey, that's just part of life now. I know. I know it is. I'm just like. It is what it is.

You used to be young and cool. I know, now we're not. Now we're neither. There you go. Thank you, lunch, box. That was Tell Me Something Good. We googled easy kids riddles, except we're not asking them to kids.

We're asking them to the adults in the room here. Let's play Riddle Me This. Amy, you're up first. After you hear the question the second time, you'll have 15 seconds to answer the kid's riddle, okay? Okay. I have a tail and a head, but nobody. What am I?

I have a tail and a head, but nobody, what am I? Timer starts now. A coin. Hey, you don't have to rush, you know. Lessner, maybe one of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's correct. You're on.

Okay. Good job. All right, lunchbox. Yeah, buddy. What's something in your house that goes up and down but never moves? What's something in your house that goes up and down, but never moves? Something that goes up and down in my house, but never moves. Well, in my house, it had to be the stairs

Because they don't move But you can go up them or down them So I'm gonna go stairs He says stairs Show me stairs That is correct Ooh Good one

Eddie over to you Come on What is broken If you say its name You say its name What is broken If you say its name Timer starts now

Oh my gosh It's broken. Say its name and it breaks. Hey, glass. No. Hmm. I don't know. Uh, what is...

A promise. So I had four seconds to think. Promise, break! What is broken if you say its name? Does anybody know? There's no way. Do you guys know? I gotta guess. What? Secret.

Silence. Oh. Of course. I'm sorry, Eddie. You have been eliminated. Eliminated. Okay, great. Amy.

Hit me. Kids riddles. Round two. What has feet on the inside but not on the outside? What has feet on the inside but not on the outside? What feet? The foot of a bed? What has feet on the inside but not on the outside?

Timmer starts down. A plow tub. A bed. Feet? Has teeth? You have 10. What has feet on the inside but not on the outside? What?

Feet on the inside. Time, I need an answer? Feet? A piano. The answer is shoes. Oh, man, that's a tough one. Or shoes. That's a tough one.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Lunchbox can win this one with the correct answer. Let's go. Ready to go. I'm ready. What can hold a car? can hold a car but can't lift a feather

what can hold a car but can't lift a feather timer starts what can hold a car but can't lift a feather kids riddle for lunchbox he has five seconds yeah go ahead and cue the music garage

it is a garage and he wins today look at this guys he awesome to you guys all the way he is that was nice win Man, you know guys, what I love? You know what I love? I love rid on me.

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These two guys say they were switched at birth in West Virginia 80 years ago. As the DNA test showed, they matched with each other's families. And then I wonder, do you even want to know your 80? Do you even want to know that your Life was rock so long ago. I guess it... John William Carr III and Jackie Lee Spencer are suing the Diocese of Wheeling Charleston, alleging negligence and breach of duty by St. Joseph Hospital.

They were both born on the same day, August 29th, 1942. The men's lawsuit claims hospital staff sent them home with each other's parents. Eric came to light last year. It's crazy they're both alive, too. Right, and how did it come to light? Well, Spencer, who had been searching for his birth father, took a DNA test showing he wasn't related to anyone in his own family. Wow. Testing showed he was actually related to Carr's family.

So then Carr was like, oh, all right, let me take a little test here. And he was related to the family that raised Spencer. Dang. Oh, so they figured it out. That is crazy. Are any of the parents still alive, though, to even know? No chance. I don't know.

I mean, nor the doctors or nurses. So that is crazy. Would you want to know You're 80 years old Let's just say you know You had a pretty good normal life If I did then I'm okay with knowing A little

Because they're even They're not alive either to go meet either Exactly Right I would just feel Really bad if like Say I started having conversations With the other guy that had the life I was supposed to have

And he had a really really hard life I'd feel so bad Because I'd be like That was supposed to be me And you had a hard life And I had a great life That would suck That's fun

That's funny that that's where your mind goes. Because mine goes, I get really mad as the guy for having a great life and I was over here sucking. Yeah. Yeah. So it's same. Yeah. Vice versa.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't want to know. But they're going to make some money off the hospital. But again, 80 years ago, who knows? I just figured babies are just getting thrown into people's hands. All right, next up, grab baby, throw it to them. Okay, so. It's the pilgrims, basically.

What about now? So at 80 you don't want to know, but at 40 do you want to know? Oh, yeah. Well, yes, yes, for genetic reasons for your health. I'm dealing with this right now with a bunch of health issues. I don't know because my mom's not alive. She passed away in her 40s. I don't know my biological father. I don't know. My grandfather was, I don't know anybody. Either of my grandfather's, so I don't know anything genetic that happened to me. But I think most people at my age still have people alive above them. So yes, I would want to know now for that reason. At 80, your check's been written. You've lived your life It's there Go to the bank Oh my dad's like that age I know but I mean

You have to catch it right now Okay Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yes or no Would you want to know if you're 80 And you've lived a good life Yes because maybe I still have a chance To meet some grandkids or something

Dang that's a good point Yeah But what if Yeah I want to know no matter what I don't care of But what if you lose your grandkids Why would I lose them over this Because then you're like

You're not my real papal Herb is No it doesn't matter I am your papa But guess what? You got a bonus, Papa. Herb, come on in. Yeah, like, I want to know. Yeah, for sure. I don't want to know. Okay.

Lunchbox tried to buy a house. It's not Johnny Cash's house, but it's like the house across the street from his place. It was his parents' house. He bought it for them so they could live across the street for him. And so he would go over there for dinner and spend time and supposedly wrote songs in this house. And when his house burned down, I guess he stayed there for a little bit. How did you know this? I read stuff online But then when I made the call The lady told me more

Okay here's lunchbox Acting like he wants to buy Johnny Cash's family house Hello Hey Holly Jason Gible here Businessman making business deals Trying to get that money

And I was calling I was trying to get some information On one of the houses you have listed How are you doing today? Good, how are you? I'm doing wonderful You know what I mean I was looking on the internet

And I found this house on 185 Caudill Is that how you say it? Mm-hmm Could you give me a little more information on that house? Well, it was Johnny Cash's family's property. Wait, wait, like Johnny Cash, the guy that played the guitar?

Uh-huh. Woo! That's pretty cool. The guy that played the guitar. That's what he's known for. My favorite part of this, though, is lunchbox. He starts at the call when he should go, hi, how's it going? But I said he's like, I want to buy a house.

And he gets to go and say, hey, how's it going today? It's just like a random order of just saying things to her. Okay, so it's Johnny Cash's family house. You act like that she told you about it. Yeah, she does. All right. So did Johnny Cash ever have dinner over there? Yeah, I mean, his family lived there.

He owned the house across the street that burned down. Oh, my. Did he write any of his hit in that house? Did he, like, you know, come up with the music because he was sitting there going, sitting on the couch, and I could be like, oh, my gosh, Johnny Cash wrote his song right here. Yeah. What songs did he write in that house? I'm not really sure.

It was part of his American. in theory. Do you know any Johnny Cash songs? Yeah, the Folsom County Blues. Oh, my God. Not even the song. Go ahead. Yeah, when he sings in the jail.

Yeah, well, it's a county jail. Okay. No. All right. And then I know the one, a ring of fire. Okay, good. Yeah. If I paid you like 800 cash, would you take it?

I'm starting to think that you're not really a serious buyer. Ma'am, I'm a businessman making business deals trying to get that money. I am very serious. Mm-hmm. Do you have an agent that you're working with that can? show it to you? Oh, I have an agent. Yeah, I mean, my agent, you know, like, gets me trying to get me in movies, trying to get me on Survivor, things like that. Do I need a different type of agent? You need a real estate agent. Oh, well, aren't you a real estate agent? You can help me out. Are you approved for that amount of money? Oh, yeah. I mean, I got straight cash. Really? Yeah, I mean, I'm a businessman. I make deals all the day. I mean, I don't like the nickel and dime, you know, I don't have time for all that.

Mm-hmm. So, but I would need for you to email me your bank statement. Whoa, you want access to my bank account before I even see it? Hey, I've got to go. My favorite thing is he just starts to start staling out cliches when he doesn't know what to say. He's like, I don't nickel and dime. I'm a guy time for that. I'm a businessman trying to make that money.

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