The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby's Masseuse Leaves Dog In Her Car + Lunchbox Announces His Tax Return Purchase + Getting Trapped Stories

Episode Date: July 17, 2017

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Good morning, studio. Good morning. Hey, Eddie, our video producer, you have two kids, a nine-year-old, a three-year-old. When did they go back to school? In a couple of weeks. So are you doing the school shopping? No, I don't do that. Oh, here we go again.

No, I mean, I... Dad of the year. He doesn't change diapers. He doesn't do laundry. It's not on my calendar. I think my wife... See, my wife does a stay-at-home mom. So when I'm at work, she usually goes and does stuff like this.

Sometimes when I'm not at work, I can be like, all right, I'll go to Walmart with you or whatever, or Target, and I was shopping with you. But I rarely... But how often is that happening at all? So you don't do any back-school shopping for the kids? Mm-mm. I mean, if I'm like at the grocery store and I see a cute little lunchbox or something, I'll text my wife. Does the kids have lunchboxes yet? Because it's pretty cool.

But I don't know. Are the kids in the dark grade? How old is junior? I'm kidding. No, I'm being honest with you. Like, I just, that's not on my list to do. I work on the yard. I, you know, I work.

I bring the money home. I, um, sometimes wash dishes. How often? Probably once a week. Yeah. Yeah. How does she feel about that? The whole scenario.

Listen, we've talked about this. I'm not judging your relationship. I just wonder how the dynamic works. Is she resentful at all? No. Do you have a fun job? No. She didn't think I have a fun job.

She just... Well, she should. Yeah, but she just doesn't, like, I go to work and she's like, that's what you do, and this is what I do. And then when I get home, we're a family. Like, that's it. Even when you're a family, though, does she keep doing what she does, and you just chill? Sometimes. Like, if I go home and take a nap.

Her job's 24-7. Yeah. Oh, she has a tough. job for sure. I love it. She works, she works nonstop. Yeah. What do you guys want from me? Nothing. I was just asking if generally you guys are buying stuff for your kids, not just her or you?

Not on his radar. Made shopping. Has she done it yet? Any school shop? Back to school shopping? Not that I've seen. Not that you know of? Okay. We have our answer here. But they're back in a couple weeks? A couple of weeks. Are you even sure? That's in the calendar. That's in the calendar. August 7th, I believe. Let me double check that.

Yes. Back to school. Are you happy about that? Of course. Go back home, take a nap. I get to go home, hang out my wife for a few hours before the kids get back home. There you go.

Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. You see the woman, she was eating at Denny's. A bunch of firefighters were in, and they were eating after there was a fire. And their bill was like $400. And so she picked it up. Oh, wow. Pay the tab, paid the tip, and was like, I don't want to be known.

and the firefighters took a picture of and put it online and they were like hey whoever this was, thank you. Welcome. Like $400. That's so cool. 25 firefighters have been eating. And then after that, some other firefighters come in and she was leaving and she was like, here's some money to buy all their desserts.

Because she didn't stay for the rest of the chicken. Wow. That's pretty cool. She didn't have to do that. I don't care how rich you are. You don't have to do that. Nope. I don't even know that she was rich.

Like I'm just saying, even if that's your thing, well, I don't know, rich people don't do crap or people. Probably why they're rich. They keep all their own money. Anyway, I see you that anonymous person. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories.

It's producer Raymond in Arizona. There's a search and rescue operation going on after the intense flash flooding. And people are missing. A flash flood watch is still in effect for part of the state, so be careful out there. In recall news, hot dogs have been recalled. They may have pieces of bone in them. The brand name is Sabret. take them back for a full refund.

And finally in sports, congrats to record setting Roger Federer on winning his eighth Wimbledon. That's awesome. Congrats. I wasn't going to do it last night, but I stayed up and watched Game of Thrones. And I didn't know immediately that it was the Ed Shearin episode.

All of a sudden, they're riding through the woods and there's Ed. Here he is last night on Game of Thrones. They're all sitting in a circle and one of the characters riding on the horse through. For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman And the singing was good, but man, not a good actor.

Oh, really? Yeah, you kind of odd. Oh. And not that you would expect it. I just would have him up after the singing part. Yeah, why not just have him sing? But he was on last night. You know, I was watching the Jimmy Hendrix movie,

and the guy from Outcast, Andre 3,000, played Jimmy Hendrix. It came out a year and a half ago. But I just watched it. Terrible actor. Oh, really? The movie was really good, but terrible actor. You think they get halfway through and they're like, shoot. Maybe.

I saw where Will Smith is cast as the genie and Aladdin for the live action. I don't know how I feel about these live action Disney cartoons. Well, it's a thing. I mean, they're all doing it, so, or they're happening for all the movies. Yeah, so Disney announced live action Aladdin. Naomi Scott is Princess Jasmine, Will Smith, the role of the genie. Did you know that Robin Williams, because he was the genie in the cartoon, that he locked down all of his voice stuff.

They can't use any of that, any of the extra outtakes and for like 20 more years. Oh. Wow. You can do that? So upon his death, yeah, you can do anything in a contract. Oh. You just have to think of it. Yeah.

They thought of that. They thought of that. They announced Aladdin. I know that Mike D. saw Spider-Man, the new Spider-Man. Said it was like one of the best superhero movies ever seen. Really? I'm lost. They're like 11 Spider-Men.

Yeah. I know. They should just all get together and make a group of Spider-Man and like take, just went all crime. Spiders. Yeah. Oh, yes, back at it. It's Monday. But we're still bringing you the positivity.

Here's the positivity. It's Monday and you're still alive and kicking. Most people aren't saying that. You know why? Because they're not alive or kicking. Most people that exist aren't even around anymore. How about that? That's deep.

That's right. You're around. All right, Tom, tell me something good. Go for it, Amy. Give me that good news. So there was a really big storm that went down at a camp. where some Boy Scouts and their families were supposed to go camping. I mean, trees fell down.

There was all kinds of damage. Nobody was hurt, thankfully. But volunteers from around the area, they all gathered together and cleaned up the camp, cleaned up all the debris so that the Boy Scouts and the families could still go camping and it didn't cost any money. Good for them. Lunchbox. Old Rand and Jackie are from New Jersey.

They're a grandparents of three. Their daughter was diagnosed with lupus, so they volunteered to take the kids in. And, you know, they don't have enough money. They're on retirement. hit the lottery for a million bucks Wow No big deal That's funny

NBD How about this? Here's police And they're ticketing children For doing the right thing So they're not pulling cars over But if they see a kid in a bicycle helmet They'll go and stop them

And be like hey I got you free ice cream ticket And they're giving them things like Ice cream tickets Drink tickets You're wanting to give them A pie certificate to go to the pie shop That's cool

Like they're seeing kids do the right things If you can pick up litter one-on-one, gave him a Pied certificate. So I like that. Police officers thinking outside the box to make the community better. And they do that a lot, and that stuff doesn't get talked about enough.

So shout out to our men in blue out there. If your parents are overweight, will you be overweight as well? Aim? No, I don't think that you have to be no. Yeah. More times than not, if your parents are overweight, you'll start to hit it too.

And it's genetics. Genetics play a huge role in body shape and fat distribution, and you can fight it. Let me ask you this question. Do you look at your husband or wife's parents and go, well, that's where it's going to end up? I mean, honestly. Oh, well, if that's the case, I'm all good.

My husband's parents are pretty fit. No, that's not what I'm asking. Do you look and go, that's where it's going to end up? I just don't know that I believe that because I have so many friends that look nothing like their moms like when it comes to shape. Yet. Yeah. Is that what y'all do? Y'all do.

Y'all look at the mom. Oh, yeah, we do. You want us to lie? Yeah, no, I don't want you to. No, of course, we all do. Of course. You do. You have to.

Okay, so, so? So, y'all, so all of you must be attracted to your significant other's moms. No. Because you gave it the old go. First of all, they're married. I'm not. Yeah, weird. But that's, you know.

No, it's just a gay, Jamie. We're all attracted. You're cool with that. I mean, you have to be cool with it. I think nutrition is a little better now. I think they have to beat genetics. But yes, for a guy to say that they don't look at the mom of the girl they're dating would be an outright lie. Okay.

And I don't want to be the guy that's like, oh, this is Mr. Negative, Mr. – but it's the truth. Okay. I appreciate that. That's awesome. So we do. We do. We do. We do.

My mother-in-law looks great, so we're good. See, you are attracted to her. No. It doesn't mean you're attracted to her. Oh, my God. Amy, you look great. I'm not attracted to you. Oh, dang.

Bob it Bonshot. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 seconds skinny. Kelsey Ballerini is taking a break from Twitter because she's fed up with people posting hateful things on her timeline. Okay, she always takes break from Twitter. And that's fine, but it shouldn't be news the ninth time you take a trip from Twitter and me. And also, people are just mean online.

If you're on Twitter, you have to. realize that a lot of people are just going to say snarky things all the time. Just don't hit that app button. That's what I do sometimes. I'm like, I don't feel like dealing with it. Just avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid. I just don't hit the reply button sometimes. If I know that people are irritated or angry or irritable, but I get it, sometimes just get

off of it and make you feel better. Yeah. Well, Aaron Carter was arrested on Saturday night for DUI and possession of other things. He says that he was unfairly targeted because he's a celebrity. Okay, celebrity. He's Nick. Carter's little brother, and he has a new song. It's kind of put him back on the map.

But he has a humongous neck tattoo, and that alone should target you. Yeah, did you see his mugshot? You have the big neck tattoo. You're probably up to trouble. Yeah, I think he gobbled over probably because he got a DUI. But the crazy thing is, just five days before, he told the paparazzi, quote, you won't catch me getting any DUIs. Yeah, famous last words.

I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Tennessee. A 41-year-old woman. Went to Walmart because she needed some snacks.

It was around 4 a.m. gets her stuff. Goes out to her car. Won't start. She's like, how am I going to get the mile and a half home? Went back in Walmart and took one of the electric carts and drove it to a mile and a half home. Oh, no. Wait, so her car broke down. Yeah, she went back out of Walmart.

It wouldn't start. She's like, man, I got to get home. So she put her groceries in the little electric cart and zzz. Wow. How many groceries you have? Listen, a mile and a half, it's a long walk. Yeah. But that's walkable.

Yeah. It's a long walk, but it's not five miles. No. If your car's broken down, you can walk that. But was she borrowing it? Can you borrow this? No, you can't drive an electric scooter. Does that have to borrow carts?

And they're not supposed to, though. You're not supposed to take the carts off from it. Yeah, you can't do that. There she has me. I wonder if that has enough battery to go a mile and a half. I don't know. Well, she said she was going to return it, but she just needed to go home to find someone to jump her car. Yeah.

Did they arrest her? Yeah, for stealing. Okay. Oh, I'm lunchboxed. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones. The AC guys were at Lunchbox's house for six hours, worked hard, cleaned it up, and he was like, should I tip?

I'll go first. You shouldn't have to tip. That's not a place where you should tip, but you absolutely can. Nobody's going to say, hey, no. And if they do, that's okay. There have been places before where they say, I can't accept tips. And I'm like, I'd really love for you to take it, but if you can't, I get it. It never hurts to offer.

So I don't think that's a profession, though, where they have a tip line. If there's a tip line, my hobby is tipping. Like back on my dating days and I'd list all that stuff on those websites, it'd be like. Hobbies. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be like sports, radio, dogs, tipping. Like, those are my hobbies. Okay.

And so you could have at least offered, but the fact that you didn't is okay. And I'm pro-tip like crazy. But I think you're good in this situation. But just to our listeners, if you have a few extra bucks, it never hurts to offer. Because remember, and listen, I used to clean houses. Well, my grandma, we would go around and clean houses. And when someone offers five bucks or so extra, it really changed the day. Oh, wow.

And if you get three people that gave you five bucks, that was a whole life changer. That's true. So, and I also think if it's a mover, they get tipped. Okay. Yes, that's what I was going to ask you. You can also Google kind of etiquette of it, but my personal letticket is I like to offer and let them tell me no. but I don't think you did it wrong. No, no, no.

And the fact that you even thought about it shows growth in you, honestly. Why, after they left, I was worried. Are they judging me because I didn't tip? That's what I was worried about. Oh. Jessica and Florida. Yes. How do you feel about this?

Well, we own an air conditioning company in Florida, and Florida is very hot, and our guys go out every day. They have to install in your air condition. I don't know what kind of work they were doing at your house, but it's hot up there, and it's nice to offer them a drink, but the tipping is not mandatory. It is nice to tip them. You know, it definitely brightens their day.

That might have bought their lunch for the day. But it's not mandatory to do it, but it is definitely something, if you can, then, you know, it's nice to do it. You know, another thing that I do. Hey, and I appreciate you, Jessica. Thank you for calling. I appreciate you, Bobby. So another thing, obviously, what I would do so it's not awkward is if someone's in the house working, I will take them waters and say, hey, I don't go, hey, there's something in the fridge. It gets awkward for them.

Yeah. But I would say, hey, if there's four people, take four balls to water, go, boom, here's some water if you guys want them. And if they don't, I just put them back in the fridge later. That way it eliminates that awkwardness of them having to go open your refrigerator. So there are a lot of little things you can do for people that do make a big difference. Amy, your thoughts real quick? Yeah, I'm with you. I don't think I would tip the air conditioning people, but I do tip like movers and stuff.

But it's never bad to tip. But I'm with you on the water, especially if they're hot. Because I've done that before, and they're like, you'd be shocked to know how many people don't offer us water and we're sweating. like crazy. And if they want to go number two, No. So imagine you're going to Garth Brook Show. It's already amazing, right? You get up and you hear your song, come on, it's unanswered prayers. You're like, oh, this is a song I want to propose to propose to unanswered prayers. And so you're in the crowd and you get

down on your knee and you're proposing to unanswer prayers. And Garth's doing this thing. And he's talking about a football game back in the day. Just the other night. And Garth sees it. It stops the show. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shops them up on stage. And it's like, I learned more about him. She said, yeah. And then he paid for their honeymoon. Like, I got you covered.

Yeah. What? Right? Paying for their honeymoon. Crazy. That's why Garth Brooks is the goats. I know. And now I present to you the question in a game that we call.

Never going to get it. You call us to 877-77 Bobby. The thing is, I just don't think you're never going to get it. Here's the question. 55% of Americans have this in their car right now. Now, 55% of Americans have this in their car right now and they have no idea. What? No idea.

There's a twist. Huh. Over half of Americans have this in their car right now and have no idea that it's in their car right now. Wow. Okay, you're never going to get it. Over half of Americans have this in their car and they have no idea. Jennifer Mississippi. What up?

Hi, how are you? I'm good. What do you think? Is it an ant? No, it's not ants. I appreciate you. Appreciate the call. Not right, though. Cassandra and Boston. Hello. Hi. Thank you for calling. What do you have?

I was thinking like an important piece of paperwork. Like a doctor's note or something along the line? No, that's not it either. Thank you. Appreciate you. Not it, though. Let's go over. Chris, you're on the air, buddy. Hi.

Oh, is it mold? Mold. It's not mold. Not mold. Appreciate you. Amy, take it away. An old French fry.

You know, one gone rogue. For sure. Yeah. Everybody eats fries in their car at some point, so there's got to be a French fry. Is that it? What?

Yeah! That's it? That's it. Yeah. I'm so shocked right now. I don't ever win. It's a French fries. Is it really?

You're out of your mind right now. Look at you. Yes, because it was just. Such a good random guest. She punched the table. She's so happy with it. It's going to be a good day. Hey, congratulations.

Yeah. Wow. I'm feeling good. Okay. You don't win an Oscar. Relax. I'm kidding. But I mean.

So I want to run an app by you guys. Okay? There's an app that you can buy that does something I never thought an app would do. And I'm wondering if you'd pay $2.99 for it. We could all use it. Some of us don't want to admit we'd have to use it. But there's an app that does something now. and I wonder if you pay the $2.99 for it.

That comes up in a second. And congratulations, Amy. Thanks. No one's more deserving than you. Wow. Thank you. Coming up in probably like the next eight minutes, our boy Lunchbox, who,

he likes to live life. He does a lot of things. He did something for the very first time ever in his whole life this weekend. Ever. You want to know what to do? I'm a guess. Ever.

So I'll tell you that in about eight minutes or so. If you leave, you'll miss that. Man, where do I start? I guess my house alarm went off last night at like 1040. Then I was up until like midnight because I was freaking out. Not because I was trying to fix it, I was freaking out. Here are the stages of my house alarm going off in case you're wondering. Because I have like heavy security at my house.

Cameras everywhere. I got like Dobermans and I got like people holding the Dobermans. I got pregnant Dobermans ready to have other Dobermans at any time. Yeah. That's a good kind. Yeah, just like ready to go. Yeah. So all the same.

sudden, I finished watching Game of Thrones, and it was already late for me. Fantastic episode, by the way. And I'm like, okay, I got to fall asleep somehow. And all of a sudden, my house line, boom, it starts going off. And I'm like, well, it's been a good ride, but now it's time to go. Somebody's coming in again, and they're going to get me. So I'm freaking out. And the first thing I do is fetal position in the bed.

Yeah, that's a good place to start. That's the defense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, if they bust in with an axe, I can cover the parts of my body. And then it won't stop going off. My phone's ringing because it's the company calling me and I can't remember my code word ever.

You don't know your safe word? Here's the thing. That's a different thing we do. But here's the thing. I have so many passwords for accounts and code words. I get them confused. Yeah. Because I'm so worried about getting hacked.

They were like, what's your word? I was like, dancing. Nope. How about lollipop? Nope. How about coffee cup? Nope. So it can be anything.

Yeah. And I don't remember it. So then I know the cops are coming. So I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh my goodness. I go down and I like tiptoe down. And I have a gun. But I just know that if someone, it could be anybody and I'm going to shoot them. So I'm very careful with that gun.

If I pull it, it's going to get pulled. Like I've been attacked to me times. If you pull it, it's going to get pulled. If I pull it, it's going to get pulled. If I pull it, it's going to get pulled. Pull it, it's going to get pulled. It's true. Like, with emphasis on pull.

Like, I'm going to shoot. It's not going to be a little pull. And so my heart's racing. My alarm's going off of my house. Will not shut up. My dog, by the way, never woke up. Does not give a crap. Worst guard dog ever.

So I'm walking downstairs. I don't know. There's nobody there. I have cameras all on my phone, too. I can see all the cameras. I'm looking at all of them. Got a gun. Got cameras.

Got cops on the way. There's nobody. I don't know what happened And so I'm freaked out I get everything calm down I call them I convince them That even though I don't know my say for her That it is me

Because I'm just like I promise And they're like okay So I go back and lay in my bed But my heart's like this The whole time The whole time And I just laid there and stared at the ceiling

For two hours I've just had too many issues Like this before Where it just resets me back To have my house broken into it I've been Yeah Isn't it?

And you know what? I don't live in a great neighborhood. And there are break-ins in my neighborhood sometimes. Yeah. But man, I'm going to end up shooting somebody. I know it. I know it. What?

Why do you say that? Because I'm not dealing with anybody's crap anymore. I've just been jumped too many times or been my house broken into. I'm not doing it. Somebody comes in. I don't recognize them. It's shoot time. Okay.

I don't even say it being funny. Let's have your glasses on. I put them on first. Yeah. It's a good point. But yeah. No, I'm, yes. Mr. Bobby.

I'm wondering if you guys would use this app that tells you if you have B.O. or not. How old does it work? I don't get it. Well, explain it to you. And it's like $2.99. And it, again, it's this Japanese tech company. They've created a device about your body. You put the device behind your ear. It analyzes your bacteria and sweat to determine if that stinks or not because that is a direct correlation to the other parts of your body. Really? It sends the data to your phone. And you go and put on deodorant if you need to. Okay.

Why not just smell? Because it doesn't always work like that. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, that's like your breath. You can't blow into your hand and it be like, oh, there you go. So for $2.99, would you buy the B.O. app if it worked, Amy? No.

I would. What does it hurt? Yeah, of course. Because I just don't see myself using it. I see myself being like, oh, okay. There are times where I wonder if I'm like, oh, do I stink? I wish it was a breath one too. Yeah.

I would probably do the breath one over the body one. God's a tough one. Can I do that? No, it smells fine to me. But it's not the same. No, it's not. It's actually like garlic or, like, you can't ever tell if you smell like garlic, but you walk in the room and people are like, did you have garlic?

Let me ask you this, though. Yeah. Sometimes if you have B.O, does it kind of smell good if it's your B. Yes. I knew a guy who liked the way his B.O. I don't like how it smells so much. I'm like, ooh, that smells great. But I'm like, I know I stink and it doesn't bother me.

that much because it's mine. What? No, I'm bothered. Oh, you are? Really? Yeah. It's almost like... Y'all are guys. Y'all are all like...

I guess so. Maybe it's like, oh, manly. Nah. That smells good. I like if Eddie stinks, I hate it. Yeah. Well, for you yourself though, you're like, that's my man.

A me fucking smell. Bob it bono show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Family photos of Thomas, Rett, Lauren, and Willa arrived. Did you see the pictures on Instagram where they're barefoot on the farm.

I saw People Magazine post some pictures of them like maternity pictures. Well, Bobby Bones.com has them if you want to check them out. They're so cute. And according to Lauren, this is the first time that she and Thomas have taken personal photos since their wedding five years ago. And she's like going to give birth a new day now. Yeah, I thought she might actually give birth her in the photo shoot. Yeah.

She's very pregnant. She's very pregnant and still so super cute. And I love how Thomas like, you know, just. loves her being pregnant. Like he posted something the other day. You're looking at pictures. I know. He posted like an Insta story.

I know. He's like, here's my wife. And I believe it. Eight months pregnant. This is a bad position to get in to believe everything we see online. Because again, we only see perfect world online. Well, I just like how complimentary he is. He's like, she's eight months pregnant and still a smoke show.

I like that he calls her smoke show. That's cute. What does that mean? Smoke show. Hot. Super hot. Yeah. Super hot.

Speaking of just this random side note. Did you see Beyonce's pregnancy or baby pictures? It's her first time she put them up this weekend, her and her baby. Got 10 million likes on Instagram like that. And it's sort of comical. I'm just not into it, but... You need to look at the picture because you'll be like, what? I just want to reverse course for a second.

Okay. And say again, whenever you see something on... This is not even about them. Everybody just relax. Because people will go, oh, man, this couple, they look so happy. And I'm not really that happy right now, but maybe... Instagram's not real. Facebook's not real.

And when you start to think that you don't live up to what other people are doing, they don't live up to what they're doing. Not about Thomas, just in general. Yeah, I'm going to start Insta storing my fights. Now, that would get a lot of likes. You want to see 10 million likes since then? I'll be liking that one. I'll be calling my friends.

Hey, it's just a general, like, don't look at Instagram and judge your life based on others. Because it's hard, because you're watching the best of Instagram, their life. Yeah. That's all. And listen, if I were to put something, I would be like, oh, amazing. Sometimes it's amazing. Sometimes it's not. Yeah.

I went to dinner with a couple, right? And I was like, I have trouble with relationships. Because I feel like relationships are like milk. Eventually they're going to go bad. Like, that's how I feel about relationships. Sometimes it's dairy. Sometimes it's almond milk. All milk lasts a lot longer.

And I was like, I don't understand. Okay, but everything spoils is your point? Yeah, and do you just drink it through the spoilt? But I don't know a single relationship that just tastes fantastic. And that's not the point of a relationship, apparently. No, it's not. Yeah, but that's what I want. I mean, have you had a friendship that just stays fantastic?

I have one, me and you. I wouldn't say it's always been fantastic. But, I mean, we come out the other side sometimes. To be fair, I've always been fantastic to you. Maybe you haven't been to me. Wow. So true. Okay.

What else ago? War for the planet of the apes made $56.5 million this weekend, which was good enough to knock Spider-Man out of the top spot. I heard it was fantastic. Those ape movies, I'm not even a planet of the apes guy, but that latest round, because there have been three rounds, the 60s versions, the Mark Wahlberg versions, and the new versions, the new ones are so good. And so I knew it would be good, just because of ours, too.

But then Mike D. You went and watched Spider-Man. Mike D's our phone screener. Just watched Spider-Man Homecoming. Spider-Man, hands-down, my favorite superhero character, so I was really excited about this one, and glad they didn't make another origin movie. Oh, I think they finally got Spider-Man right in this one.

Tony Stark was good at it, but I want to see like a full-out Spider-Man movie without his help. So I give it an A-minus. Does that mean Iron Man was in this one? Yeah. Oh, I love Iron Man. My favorite superhero is Superman. My favorite movie superhero because of how great the movies have been is Batman. Yeah.

Yeah. I agree with you. Although he talks funny. He's like, I'm Batman. Christian Bell, open your mouth. No, he's Batman. Only when he's Batman. Okay, open your mouth.

That suit doesn't hold your mouth shut. And then you have him going, I don't know, Batman. Then you have Bain going, so it sounds like two people yelling at him. That whole movie, you're like, the whole time you want subtitles. You're like,

put some words up there. Subtitles are awesome anyways, just in general. I don't like it. I'm trying to watch screen. I don't need to read words. Oh. I feel like I catch so much more now that I do that on, like, all my things, all my screens.

I've got subtitles. I'm like, this is so amazing. Except Narcos. I like that on Narcos. Oh, yeah. Because I was speaking Spanish. I don't know what's going on there. Is your weekend good?

Yeah, it was awesome. My aunt, my cousin came up from Alabama, and it was really good to see them, hung out. They stayed at your house all the time? They were just in for the day on Saturday, and we hung out and went around. Perfect. No. Not too much.

No, I love them. Okay. There are lots of things that I love. I'm just like, just enough. Just enough. So it was really cool. Yeah. to show them around my hood.

I was in Austin. I mean, Lindsay didn't go. She was in Albuquerque. Yeah, like when's the last time you saw Lindsay? I don't know, like eight months or so. I know. I tried to track it on social media.

I'm like, when in the world? Because she is like all over the place. I don't know how she does. I mean, same with, I think the same about you, but I don't know. It keeps seeing different things about her. And what, did her whole album, like, come out or something? No.

So you can pre-order her album. Well, yeah, I knew that, done it. Oh, you already, I pre-ordered it too, like a goober. She has a record called The Project, and it's like the EP plus, like, a bunch of other songs. Yeah, but I saw they released tracks. Okay, and I usually think track lists are kind of dumb. I'm like, because who cares about the songs? Okay, the track list.

Right. But here's the cool thing that she did. And by the way, if you're new to the show, I have a girlfriend, and she's an artist, and she's really good. And it's a whole thing because other radio stations and other companies don't want her to do good because she's dated me. and it's quite frankly weighing on me. However, on a positive side, she released all the tracks and all the writers. She wanted to everybody who wrote all the songs.

So she wrote nine of the songs. And then she was like, I want to go find other female artists because she's all about this girl power. Yeah. So Kelsey Ballerini wrote a song. Carly Pierce wrote a song, who has every little thing, and Caitlin Smith wrote a song.

So she wrote nine of them, and then she had three friends write songs. Oh, okay. So Love it That's it But yeah She wrote

Yeah yeah So I mean I thought it was cool But yeah On Friday this week That champagne song Comes out Like you can download

That way It'll just show up Yeah Yeah you can Pre-order it now It's called the project If you want But people

Love this song I love this song I love this More than I thought they would I thought it would be an odd song That would so good Don't you dare

Take your hand off the small of my back When we walk into a crowd I love it when you do that Keep telling me I'm beautiful Even though the room is full A VIPs Like that crystal chandelier

Ain't got nothing on me You make me feel Like Jessica Cibbeel Stepping out for the pot of Naturally Make me feel Anyway that's called Just Champagne

That'd be out Friday if you want to Any other songs? What do you mean? I already got trouble playing that song. I don't know. Just any others? What?

That you got? What do you mean? To share it with us. No. Got the smile of my back. What? She has one song that sounds like almost like a rage against the machine song because she just like a guitar.

Eddie, I played it for you. Let's hear it. Oh no. I don't know any musical person like her. Which sucks is why people are holding her back. Because of me. me. She has a song called I don't know if I can play it though.

I know, but remember when you played champagne you weren't supposed to do. I know. Here, this is called Wildfire. It's just a rock and roll song, man. She plays all the guitars. I probably shouldn't play any more than that. Okay. Because I can just get more.

Oh, just a little bit? Like, I mean, you cut it off right before we could hear any of the words. I'll probably just let them do that. It's fine. If you should stop, stop. I just get crushed. I mean, I can play some maybe guitar at the end. So it's just her trashy and guitar. I sat in for that session and played that one.

Look at her. Pearl Jam. Awesome. It's hard. I love it. And it was like, hey, don't put that. She was like, I'm just going to do what I want to do. I'm going to play rock stuff.

I'm going to do blue stuff. It's a good for her. I hope it's great. One day I'll see her again and I'll be like, hey, you're doing good. What? You'll do. One day, maybe. What are you talking about?

Hey, thumbs up. Girlfriend. I'm telling you're doing good. Way to go. There isn't the... We love... It's... That isn't that, like, that's sort of your jam.

What's that? When it comes to people. What's my jam? Just don't really have to see them that much. Exactly. It's perfect. I see you all the time. Well, because I get paid to be here.

Oh, wow. That hurt. Wait, what? I didn't mean it that way. You want to do your most evil laugh? You want to try it? That's just you got the most evil laugh. Wow.

Okay. Diabolical, if you're a villain, what's your most evil laugh? I'm a villain? What's your most evil diabolical laugh? Ready, Amy, you're up. And three, two, one. Wrong with you. Are you chugging?

Somebody's help her. Some of your lungs. Call emergency. I don't know how to do it. Okay. Rampum. Pum-pum-pum. Sally's in a Christmas song.

Oh, dam moly. Da-da-da-da-ro. Okay? I tried. Diabolical laugh. Eddie, we're going over to you. Come on. Ready?

Yep. Three, two, one. That's pretty good. Yeah. That's very good. That's very good. That's very good. That's very good.

Like right now, I'm like, is he evil for real? Do I sound sick, though? No, no. Okay, okay. That's this. Amy sounds like a 90-year-old smoker doing a Christmas song. I do. Yeah, yeah, I'll work on that.

Shoot. You're just not diabolical. It doesn't help you. Why do you feel like you have to have a smoke juice off? Why do you have to make it gross? Y'all, that's just the way I am. Lunchbox, diabolical laugh. So mean laugh, right?

Well, it's like if you're a villain and a superhero movie. Oh, yeah. I've always pictured myself as a villain in a superhero movie. Yeah. And I would laugh like this. It sounds Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It sounds like his normal laugh.

I know. Yeah, dude, do a character. Okay, yeah, right, here we go. Roha ha ha ha ha. It's the same thing. It sounds like him after his bonnet. I have no room to talk. Okay, what's yours, Bobby?

I don't know that I'm good at it, but I'd be like, who ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay, thank you. Okay, yeah, you're good. That's pretty good. Yeah. I think I pulled the rib.

You and Eddie Ty. Whoa, where am I in this? Oh, okay. Where am I in this? Oh, you didn't even register. I don't mind saying Eddie is pretty spectacular. Yeah, well, Eddie's good at voices and stuff like that. Yeah, but I will eat you.

That got me. Oh, yeah. Is that what we have to do? Oh, yeah. Well, it's all part of the character. Oh, you want another shot? Okay, good. Am I getting better?

I feel like I'm getting better. I believe you. No, you can't use the same line. You're going to have another line. Stop, Amy, stop with the coughing. Why, is every villain they have the crew? Oh, man, that's even worse. She is the first villain to ever need a constant flow of Robitussin.

I'll punch you. That's it. in the face. I think I hurt something. Being diabolical hurts your insides. Yeah, it's not easy being a villain.

Everybody at once? No. Oh, together? Yes. So fun. Yeah, so fun. The two people who are terrible at it want to continue to do.

Amy. Amy and Lunchbox's mics go down? No, no, no. Your mic's in. How's your throat? You clear? Fine. Yeah. Do you get that mucus out of it?

I don't have any mucus. You need some mucinx. It'd be like, we're like, oh, the super villain needs some mucin. Can you stop by the Walgreens pick up a little? Let me get some music experts and then I'll eat you. Okay.

All right. Well, that's a final experiment. Morning Corny. How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? He was shocked. That was the morning corny. That was good.

I mean, solid. Dish. Of my opinion, number five. Happy birthday, Luke Brian, 41 years old today. By the way, I don't think you would care. He texted me on Friday. Hilarious. You know, he has this bit where he came on and was talking about.

He uses Irish Spring. Right? And now Bobby Sniffs Luke Bryan's armpit. You have no deodor on right now. Never, you can. Bring it over here. I'll tell you the truth. Come on, bring it over here.

What? There is no deodorant. Gets me one more whip for that. What is happening? Guys, I got to tell you, it's pretty clean. What? Inside of that segment, he's like, sometimes I use Irish Spring,

and I use nothing. They sent him, like, 14 cases of Irish Spring, and he texted a picture of it and sent it to me. Oh, that's amazing. That's cool. Not like a little package, like boxes and cases of Irish Spring. Yeah.

Yeah, so it's funny. Number five, Lou Bryan, happy birthday. You got your head. I don't want this night to end. Number five. Number four. Do I? Do I?

Number three, country girl. Wanting you drive you crazy. Number three, country girls. Shake it for me. This song talks to me. Why? I just felt like I'm a country girl need to shake it sometimes.

Okay. Number two. Oh, this is the controversial one. I'll come back to number two. Number two is controversial. But number one is drink a beer. I thought this was song of the year. You know Chris Stapleson wrote it.

I do know that. Yeah. Watch your sunset. That's my favorite Luke Bryan song, in my opinion. I love that song. And the number two song, I'm going to go back. Controversial. And I'm going to say, you're going to be like, you're stupid.

No. Yeah, we might. You might. I'm going to tell you right after this. Hold on. The controversial Luke Bryan song. All right. Let's build the suspense.

Yeah. I was bringing this guy to play the drums and everything big is going on. So we did our taxes and lunchbox said, hey, I got, what was your exact amount? It was 900. No, 9,000. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Like, 364 or 264 right in there. So pretty close $10,000.

Pretty close to $10,000. A tax return. Yeah. Okay, so he wouldn't tell us what he was going to buy. And apparently, they've hid the title of this for me, because they didn't hear it before it went on. What's this listed as, Ray, is a clip to play for Lunchbox? Okay, here we go. Here's what lunch.

Do you need to set it up? Let's just say I went to a store and I was like, man, I need this. So, this is what I got. This TV is beautiful, right? And I see that price. That's how a beautiful price isn't it? No, no, that's not. It's okay.

not beautiful. Is that the best price you can give me? Like, can we knock off like 200? Since it's on sale, that's the best price I can do. Because my friend Dave Ramsey always says everything's negotiable, you know, so I'm like... It is, it is. I will agree that, but at the same time, Dave Ramsey doesn't say everything that's on sale is negotiable.

So if it's on sale, it's not negotiable. Yeah, pretty much. So you went in for a TV. I went in for a TV. A big one, apparently. The last time I got a TV was 2006. I camped out. in front of Circuit City for Black Friday sale, and I hadn't upgraded in 11 years, so I went for a big TV.

Are you price matching somebody or? No, it's just, I mean, we just really like it, you know what I mean? It's just a little high, and we're going to, I was wanting to bundle, you know, with the sound bar and everything, and I just know that Dave Ramsey tells me that it's, everything's negotiable, everything's negotiable. When they're like this. I mean, I know. I know.

Yeah, something over there would be negotiable. I mean, just because it's on the wall, that I mean, it's not negotiable. It still can be negotiable. You can find some other retailer that has a 14 price. You can price and shit. But you can't do anything lower. I mean, because you're still making a lot of money on that sucker. There's nothing I can do lower than that.

So what did you do? I bought it. I was buying it no matter what. I was just trying to save some money. I mean, I don't want to give my money away. I earned that tax return. So I wanted to keep as much of it as possible. but I didn't get any money off, but guess what?

I bought that TV! Was it close to your whole return? No. It was a third of it. If you're going to say a third, you can just say how much it costs. Because we know what the final number. So it seems like it's around $3,000. Yeah, with the surround sound, the sound bar thing,

and, I mean, the DVD player, I got a DVD player. Yeah. I mean, boom. I got me. You want to how big a TV I got? You want how big a TV daddy got? Don't say Daddy to us. Daddy how big a TV?

Daddy got a 65 inch TV. Dang. I mean, this thing is massive. It is like big as above wall. It is amazing. 65 inches appear joy in heaven right there in my living room. I am so pumped. Best money spent.

This tax return, what a great year. 2017 is really shaping up folks I have not upgraded in 11 years and it feels so good to upgrade you don't understand the technology difference in a 2006 TV and the 2017 one until you put them side by side you're like man you have them side by side in your house I did just for a minute just to check the big difference it's huge it's amazing so daddy has 65 incher now daddy has a 65 incher now

woo wow I do it win we win and there you stay there and they stay there 65 inches baby yeah wow a lot of money for TV yeah yeah we take a picture of it and bring you a picture oh I'll bring you a picture thank you it's Luke Brian's birthday today in honor of it

we've put our favorite moments from on the show at bobby bones dot com if you guys want to oh I forget to my controversial Luke Bryant song yeah yeah yeah my favorites of all time run run Rudolph from Luke Brian I love it it's one of the best Christmas country songs ever It's actually really good. It's really good. Why?

You're stupid. Why? Because this is your number two? Yeah. Of all the Christmas, I love Christmas songs like this. Well, what would you pick lunchbox? Of my favorite Luke Ryan's song, it's nailed this. Out of all the rainbears, you know you're the mastermind.

Come on. It's great. Too far behind. Like, he kills a Christmas song. It's wonderful. When I's got to make it to town. You don't like that? I mean, it's fine, but it's not.

number two of all time. Get your bobby bones on. I told you don't back talk. I'm just kidding. I know we're on the air. Okay, I'm going to give you the option here. So now let's hear your strong opinion

on something dumb. This came to me from our producer Morgan's Twitter and she brushes her teeth and uses hot water to brush her teeth under her toothbrush. Oh, no. And people were just fired.

up about hot water on a toothbrush. So your strong opinion about something dumb, hot water or cold water when you brush your teeth, Amy? Cold water all the way. Your mouth is warm and I don't want to put warm water in it to clean it. It feels better or more refreshing cold,

right? See, I'm not such a refresher. I like hot water because it kills bacteria. I actually use hot water to brush my teeth. What? I have never heard of such a thing. And not only that, I always wash my hands and then I brush my teeth, so I just keep the hot water running. I don't want to like switch it out.

That's environmentally friendly. I'm a hot water guy. I'm also a wipe when I pee guy though and that's also weird. What do you want? You mean dab? That's beyond weird. That's so weird. You don't wipe you back.

The front. Why is this weird? He talks about it all the time. It's just weird that he wipes the front. It's supposed to. My husband was mad at me for teaching my son to do that. Yeah, you should. No, he untought him.

No, don't teach him. teach that for sure. He did. Don't stop. No, he's already untaught him. No, stop that. It's disgusting. You guys are disgusting.

And not me. I'm not disgusting. I've wanted to be that way. Lunchbox, hot water or cold water to brush your teeth? Cold water. Hot water is disgusting. Like, I mean, it just, ugh. There's no way you're going to get a fresh feeling in your mouth unless you use cold water.

Thank you. All right. All right. Cold water is the leader, but I'm right. You're so wrong. And weird. You know, it's just a strong opinion About something stupid

That was a strong opinion on something dumb On our website Garth Brooks offered to pay for a couple's honeymoon After a proposal on the concert I want you to go see that And also, oh, I got to talk about this Coming up, somebody very prominent tweeted me about the raging idiot

Chick-fil-A song And when I saw it, I was like, you gotta be kidding me Did you see this? No. Don't look. Don't look, don't like. Don't like. I was about to go look Because the raging idiots have a new song called Chick-fil-A on Sunday, right? Oh, it's sorry, thank you. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's pretty good.

It's recorded live. It's all I'm going to give you right now, but somebody really big tweeted about the song. And I was like, you got, Eddie, you see it? Oh, I saw it. It's pretty amazing. I was like, you got to be shipping me. That's exactly what I said, too. Put me in a ship and send me away.

I can't believe it. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Yes, show. All right, where did you get trapped? And I asked that because there's a guy who's working on an ATM. The thing shuts on him, and he's trapped inside the ATM. And so people will come up, and he passes out through the receipt hole notes.

They're like, help me. How crazy. You're trying to get cash, and then you're like, what? And they're they screaming at people. So where have you been trapped? Hey, Timmy! What's happening, buddy? there. No, what's going on?

Tell me where you were trapped. Well, I was working on my car. I was like 18, and it was like 12 years ago, and I was working on my car, and I had it jacked up, and where I had it jacked up, it was real soft, and the jack fell, and the car come down and pinned me under the car. Oh. And I couldn't, I was in the, in the dirt. It wasn't a concrete or asphalt, but I couldn't get my shoulders around to, like, dig out from under my car. so I could get out because my shoulders were pinned back.

But my cousin came by and she jacked the car up and I was able to get out from under it. It was about two hours. Dude, you're lucky you're not dead. Yeah. Wow. Damn it. That's crazy. Yeah.

Yes, sir. Do you ever dream about that because that's a traumatic experience? Yes, sir. Yeah. Ooh, man. Jerry Clower, you say, ooh. Never mind. You don't know Jerry Clower.

You guys need to get with the... Old times. Who? Hey, appreciate you. You guys don't know who Jerry Clower? Yeah, I don't either.

Okay, let me tell you about my grandma and I, right? We just listen to records all the time. I'd tell you what kind of music should maybe listen to. And I was listening to country music before I knew what current country music was. Meaning I didn't know current country music

when I was a kid, kid kid, kid. It was Conway Twitty, I told you, Andy Griffith's Gospel Records. Anybody from Arkansas, like Johnny Cash is from Arkansas. We listened to Jerry Clower Comedy Records. And he's probably one of my early

your influences in comedy. And Jerry Clyer was a real southern comedian, old guy. He'd be like, man, why didn't you just call him the mouth of the Mississippi? I don't know if you're talking about. Jerry Clyde would be like, woo. Jerry Clyde says, he said, let me tell you, let me tell you Jerry Clyer a joke. I remember from being a kid listening on record player.

Okay. Jerry Clyer said, this big storm was coming. And a guy was in the house. And the cops come by and he said, there's a big storm coming. And the guy said, nah. He said, the Lord. that's going to take care of me.

They said, okay, we're just letting you know. There's a big storm, big flood coming. Started to rain. The flood water started to rise. They came back. They said, sir, you need to get out of your house. You need to evacuate. We're here to help you.

The man said, no. He said, the Lord, is coming from me. He's taking care of me. He said, okay. Waters were up. The guy was up in the upstairs part of his bedroom. They came back again in little boats. Like, sir, we got to get you out of here.

And he's like, no. The Lord will take care of me. He said, okay. It continues to flood. The guy's on top of his house. He's on top of the fireplace holding none. Barely holding on. And they're back in their helicopters like,

Sir, you need to get in the helicopter. He said, get in. We're going to save you. And he goes, no. The Lord is going to take care of me. Well, the guy drowned. The flood got him. He drowned.

Went up to heaven. And he said, Lord, why don't you take care of me? And the Lord said, I sent you two boats, a helicopter, and like eight people. I took care of you. Yeah. That was the mouth of the Mississippi. That's Jerry Clow, man. I like him.

Wow. That's what he's a little to listen to all the time. Whatever. People that know, like Ray Stevens, Jerry Clower. Yeah. People don't even know what Arkansas is about. I saw Ray Stevens the day driving around the street. Yeah.

In like a suburban. Was he driving? Yeah, he was driving. Really? Yeah. He's getting pretty frail. I saw him and I'm a huge fan. And I was like, and it was so much, I was like, Mr. Stevens, I'm such a fan.

Like, geeking out a little bit. But he's, I mean, man, people get old. Yeah, we do. That's what happens. Or they do. I'm still Peter Panning in a little bit. I'll be honest with you. I'm 37 years old and I were close like 15-year-olds.

As long as you say young in the head, you're good. I think it's not exactly true. Eventually, I've got to make that jump. I think it helps, though. Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, I sidebar it under the... And anybody knows who Jerry Clowers right now is really filling a bond with me? Because that didn't get talked about in country radio much, because, you know, all these posers.

Yeah, I don't know that is. Yeah. That's why I'm perfect for this job. I say it all the time. Because I'm very progressive. I love new country music. But I have so much respect for what got us here. Yeah

Like Jerry Clower and stuff You guys don't even know You don't even know what it's like You don't even know what it's like You guys don't even know what it's like Jokes from record players and stuff Stuff That's my

My comedy influences Like George Carlin The Lord He will save me Yeah I've heard that I mean joke before like tons

I've heard it even not No you have told it to you 100 times So you're telling me I've never heard that from Anybody else? No, just me or Jerry Clower. It's only him and then me who repeats it.

Okay, got it. We were talking about people getting trapped places before I went on this whole tangent. Well, I mean, it fits. He was trapped on his roof. Once at work, I got trapped in the storage closet where all the prizes are for two hours. I went in and the door shut and I was like, I couldn't get out and the doors were really thick wood and I was banging. Nobody could hear me. It's the back of the building.

And luckily I get to work hours early. And finally when everybody else showed up, they were like, where's Bob? and I was like, Helmand! And finally someone was like, what's that noise? It was me. Stuck in the equipment closet.

Yeah, I was stuck in there with like all the free CDs and coosies. It was like prize galore. All right. Well, I was trapped in an elevator once. Hold on a minute. Hey,

remove that song down. I spent too long on Jerry Clower and I want to take some of these calls. I talked to you guys. But it was worth it though. Oh, yeah. Amy? It's a good one.

Where were you trapped? In an elevator. Yeah? When I was coming to work once. But I got it. out. I wasn't like trapped forever. No one had a rescue me. But I did have to press the button and like it calls someone. Remember? I brought

in audio. That's a thing. It's almost like calling 911 even if you need it. It still feels weird. Yeah. Because you're in the elevator and then they're like, hello? And it was so, I was on my way to work and it was so early in the morning. I feel like it had been transferred to someone who was working from home. Like you know how calls

get transferred to maybe someone that's at home? And they're like, hello? I'm like, I'm trapped in an elevator. They're like, Kenneth, why are you calling you this hour? It was like, no, no, no. It's not Ken, it's at Damien and I'm in an elevator. Yes, help me. Okay, hey, Brittany. Hey, good morning, guys.

Talking about getting trapped. What do you think? Yeah, so my husband and I moved into a new apartment complex that has a gated parking deck. So I drive into the parking deck and my husband's outside bringing in groceries and I park my car on the eighth floor and I get out and I cannot find the exit anywhere. Like to get out of the parking deck or to get into the apartment, I can't find any doors anywhere.

So I'm walking up and down and I look out over and I see my husband walking on the sidewalk. So I yell out to him, can you help me? I'm stuck in this parking deck and he just looks up and starts laughing. He doesn't even try and help me for at least 15 minutes. And how did you get out? He finally found the door, but I was just stuck walking up and down this parking deck, trying to find an exit and I couldn't get out. That Seinfeld episode where they can't find the car.

They're just walking. Hey, thank you, Brittany. I appreciate you for calling. We appreciate you. Yeah, thank you very much. Brittany and Richmond, Virginia. Let me do another one. Hey, Lauren and Iowa City.

And Lauren, let me tell you about Iowa. I love it. I only been one time. That's one of my favorite places. I love it. It was amazing. Anyway, enough about me. How about you?

So I got stuck in a walk-in freezer at work at Kinnick Stadium, the football stadium in Iowa City. I was catering there. We were doing like catering for the suites upstairs. And I went down to go get something from the freezer and it sealed. It's like that Brady Bunch episode where they get stuck in the meat locker, the freezer. So wait, did you worry you were going to like die? Yeah, you know, that like flight or, you know, fight thing, I definitely like went into like,

I'm going to, this is it. I'm going to die here. I kind of just, like, gave up. It had been kind of a while, and I had my phone, but my boss upstairs wasn't answering, so I just assumed that this was how I was going to go. You couldn't call anybody else? Yeah, like in retrospect, I could have called anybody in the world. That's what my thought was.

Okay, the boss didn't answer. I call anybody. I just hit numbers. Maybe the elevator guy from Amy's elevator answered. Kenneth what? No, no, no. I'm trapped in the ice machine. Thank you for your call.

Hey, Lauren, appreciate you. Appreciate you. All right. They have this service where you can call someone, and they come to your house and sit up and they'll give you a massage. And so my back and my shoulder's been killing me. So for the second time ever, I called

and I had them come to the house yesterday. They come pretty quick, too. So they pull up, and it's always a little weird because they're coming in your house. Not weird for me. They come into my house, but I always feel like they're so vulnerable.

Yeah. It's like a crap shoot. Like, who's going to open the door? Yeah. Big fat, hairy man? you know, seven dudes, a bunch of nuns. You never know who's going to open the door when you go and you're like, I'm here to rub you.

And so I always wanted to just need to relax. And so I'm like, hey, come on in. You know, what do you need? Just set up here in the living room. All lit. Have my computer on with my own music, which is great. Yeah. Again, I want them to feel comfortable because I know it's not uncomfortable.

See, how much? They're dark. They're just trying to, well, again, I wouldn't mind it dark, but I don't want them to feel awkward. Got it. And they're just trying to make 11 just like, we are. So they come to the house

and I lay down and I get comfortable put my face into the thing. My shoulders and my back are killing me from boxing. It's fatigue. I'm not totally used to it yet. So I hear, like, what the? And I'm down.

Like, I'm already locked into position. And I'm like, what is that knock outside the door? And I'm like, hey, is there a dog out there? She goes, yeah, I had to leave my dog in the car. What? So I get out, I'm like, no, you don't.

Don't leave your dog in the car. She says, yeah, I got stuck with him. So I got up, 10 minutes in, and I went and got the dog. I brought it in the house, and I got some water, and I put it on the backyard, with the back porch. And I was like, your dog's fine. Did they leave the car running? No, but left the window down. But I was like, this is not going to happen.

What? I know. Yeah, no. So then I was worried, like, one, hope the dog doesn't escape, because it's my fault. Two, I'm just glad I knew the dog was in the van. Like, I like dogs more than humans. and then and the massage was fine

I was like hey wasn't the best but then she started thumping my toes at the end that's weird like when she was done she was like

thumping my toes what's that for I think some massage therapists just try to do something quirky at the end so you think it's you can't figure it out

oh or maybe it's like their signature yeah maybe remember the last time my husband and I got a couple's massage

she like pulled on his toes and he loved it yeah this one thumped my toes and I didn't but once I wouldn't either I won't kiss him in the forehead

That's my favorite. She rub my ear of loves, went right on my forehead. And I was like, what is happening? I don't know. It doesn't matter. It was dark. But anyway, it was kind of weird.

So I can't have her again. Gotta get somebody else. Okay, yeah. Good idea. The dog thing, though. You can't leave your dog in a car. You just don't. Yeah.

No. I'm going to tell you, the fact that that's not still the number one song in country music, It's kind of a disaster and kind of embarrassing. It outsells everything. It's still played all the time. Like, there should not...

All the number ones between when that was number one, they're all fake. Fake songs! Hey, really? Honest to God! That's the dominating song. I've said it before.

Two songs that got just royally screwed by this whole format. Holy and Body Like a Backroad. That song should still be the number one song. All the other number one's, nope. You know who's legit? Pop Radio?

They keep number one for like 10 weeks. Anyway, I don't know why. care so much about that song. It's not that song. It's just the principle. No, it's the principle of it. Number one song should be songs that everybody knows the words to and be number one. And they shouldn't just disappear the next week.

You don't go from being number one to just everybody drop it all of a sudden. It's stupid. Okay, speaking of stupid. Would we like to do a stupid minute? Yeah. Yes. Does I feel like I'm in a good place for that? That wasn't just it?

No, because that was actually. That's actually a serious. That's not stupid. Yeah, that was stupid. Hey, Ray, where's my stupid stuff? Upper right. Here we go. I'm colorblind. Yeah. And so all the colors, if they're red and purple, they all look the same to me. And right's like, upper right, purple, a little slider less than red. And I'm like, dude, I don't know what that means.

Unless that's like hot yellow, nothing. Now time for the stupid minute. The Stupid Minute. An American Airlines flight was grounded because somebody kept farting and it was really bad. That is so weird to me. An American Airlines flight was grounded yesterday afternoon at Raleigh Durham. After one passenger's gas was so bad, the other people on the flight were getting nausea and headaches.

What? Yeah. No other details. Do they know who the passenger was? I don't know. That's the thing. I would just play to cool and been like, oh, who's doing that? Because in an airplane, you really can't tell.

Yep. And so I'd have been like, whoever it is, you're stupid. You stick. I think we need to get off. For sure, I would, because listen. I mean, were they flying somewhere really far? Could you just stick it out? I don't know.

Sometimes you can't. The thing, too, is I would have ignored it because the smeller's a feller, like for sure. No, I don't mean that. Smelt it, delta. Yes. So, anyway, okay, now, the stupid minute. The stupid minute. What were you going to say?

I just feel like I have questions. Yeah, sorry, we ran out of time. Yeah. Only one minute for stupid stuff. So we're done. Yeah. Garth Brooks was like, hey, couple that just proposed during my show, come up here, and they paid for their honeymoon. Chelsea, where do you want to go on your honeymoon?

Where? No idea? I'll tell you what. If you pick Hawaii, you sure, and I'll pay for it, okay? That's why I shut up. So cool. If only Garth Brooks sang Body Like a Backo, it'd be the greatest song of all time. that's

that's cool Garth Brooks is cool oh man that's all anything else oh you want to talk to somebody hello

Melanie yes sir greetings and salutations you're gonna think this is stupid no come on

I don't think listen we're stupid but I don't think you're stupid thank you for calling what would you like to say first of all this is the first time

I've ever called a radio station in my life so I'm nervous But anyway, I just wanted to let you know I've been listening to y'all for almost a year now in the mornings, and I enjoy listening to y'all.

But I had no clue what any of y'all would like. So I can just imagine in my mind because you kept saying you were nerdy and all this stuff. What did you think we look like? So first of all, we'll start with me. Go ahead. Who'd I look like? A skinny little nerd.

Thank you. I mean, that's what you described yourself as. That's what I was imagining you guys. And that's what I look like to you? No. Oh, I thought you were saying. You know what I'm saying? Like, when you finally saw us, what did I look like?

When I finally pulled up pictures a couple weeks ago, and the reason why I finally had times because I'm a full-time nurse, and then my husband and I run a sawmill on side. So I never have time for anything. But anyway, I pulled up pictures, and I said, I said, he looks like Clark, Kent, Superman. He is not a nerd. I take it.

Yeah. All right, what about Amy? What about Amy? Amy is gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. You should be a model. And lunchbox, you are gorgeous as well. I do that.

Dang. I just wanted y'all to know that. You are not a nerdy-looking individual. You look just like Clark Kent. Yay! All right. Thank you very much. Yeah, I appreciate you.

Thank you very much. I appreciate you. All right. How about that call? Man, call her the day right there. Give her the award. Ray. Do we have an award? Yeah. We do?

We want to give or something? I mean, we don't have a box of popcorn. Oh, we just gave that away. Yeah, we don't have anything. We have nothing today. All right. This dad's up, and this dad's giving his, hey, toast, my daughter's getting married.

It's an amazing day. My son-in-law. I just want to say thank you to everybody. Struck by lightning. Stop it. Wait, what? Stop it.

Wow. No. Is that a sign? He didn't die. but he got struck by lightning he went in hospital it's fine he's fine oh he got struck by yeah he got struck by lightning he's up there with the microphone

he's like you know I just want to say that I just went wow peace out homie but he lives have no peace out peace out from the ceremony go to hospital yeah wow we were talking about country like country summer songs and

I'm telling you man that Jake Owen good company song is the jam like we should just fight every hour. Because when it comes on, I was looking around the room, smiles on faces immediately. Yeah. Do you guys feel the same way? Yeah.

Because listen, we hear songs all the time. All the feels. All the songs come on radio. Yeah. Once you have them 700 times, they're all the same. Except a couple. And then they're like, oh, wow, this is a special one. But that Jake-going good company song, I'll turn that crap up, man.

Like, I want to be in the Jeep. This comes on. Yeah. Like, Jake should just do all-summer songs. That should be a thing. No more sad song. Just do summer songs. We're just backposting.

Come on. Doing some old school picking. Got some brand new strings on my Gibson. Yeah. I play your favorite song. The Dallas Cowboys, they are number one on a new list of the world's most valuable sports teams. My husband is a huge Cowboys fan. Cowboys, Yankees, Lakers, all were in the top ten for American teams.

Yankees are a number two. soccer teams in there. Yeah. Who cares? But it made me feel good about all of our Dallas Cowboys merch that we have, like my husband has. It's valuable. No, it's not.

You buying it makes the Cowboys valuable. Yeah, there's actually much more of it out there. It's not valuable. Oh. Yeah. I misread that. It's just if you try to buy it, it's the most expensive. It's worth the most.

Ah, shoot. Yeah. That's okay. I mean, it's a cool thing to have. At least we're investing in the most valuable team. Okay. Or something like that. Okay.

Charlie Sheen, he has stopped drinking and become a vegan. It's apparently part of his new holistic lifestyle. He has HIV. Don't forget. I did forget that, yeah. Yeah, so he's trying to be super healthy so his immune system can stay healthy. Yeah, that's right. Okay.

I totally forgot that. I guess if you were to say the only celebrity I could think of is it magic? I don't even think he hasn't anymore. What? He got rid of it? Really? Maybe it's like suppressed? I didn't know you could do that. Because you can't get rid of a virus.

I know. They can't find it though. Right. I think Bobby's right on that. They can't find it. Yeah. Interesting. It's got to be just lying dormant.

Maybe so, but it's the first time it's ever lied dormant. Wow. But he has the money to eat a certain way and get all the medicine and work out and be healthy. But still that money and living that lifestyle teaches. Yeah. And I'm sure that magic job. Johnson probably- Because he's had it since we were... They study him.

I mean, since the early 90s. Yeah, and you're right. I totally forgot about Charlie Sheen, but you're right. That's probably why he's doing this whole thing. Yeah, well, what I was got. Okay. Well, speaking of actors that have drinking problems, Shai LeBoof is insisting what Lisa's lawyer is,

that Shai is not an alcoholic because he does not, quote, need to drink. Instead, the problem is that once he has one drink, he can't stop until he's out of control. So, isn't that alcoholism? Is that not? I wanted your perspective. on it because you have a lot of this in your family. The easy answer is yes, it's alcoholism.

Unless it's not just alcohol he does this with. Like for me, I can't have a one subway sandwich. I have to have nine and I have to have them 27 days in a row. If it's an alcohol thing and it's really only an alcohol, he just could have an addictive personality. Because he says he doesn't need it, but if he has one. And in an odd way, I get it. And he gets in a lot of trouble. And I think he's probably tortured and his knucklehead at the same time.

And he's rich and young. There's just a lot of factors that go into what we don't understand. You know, we give Justin Bieber a hard time. But listen, he was a kid, and he was thrown to fame and money and giving everything. Imagine being a kid and you have access to everything. Did you see he got a ticket for driving with a cell phone while talking on a cell phone because that's illegal in L.A., and he got pulled over. I did not. Yeah, just, yeah.

But it's like it's easy for us to hate on them because we wish we were rich and famous and be like, man, this kid is just get a grip. he doesn't know what a grip is. That's true. He doesn't understand grips. And yeah, he's a knucklehead. And when you are knucklehead, you should be punished me in a knucklehead. But he's never had a real life to understand what a real life is. And I kind of feel sorry for him sometimes.

And I've said that before, and a listener's just crushing me. Like, why would you feel sorry for such a douche? And I'm like, man, it's easy to be a douche when that's not a douche. Yeah. Like, I'm quite a douche myself. I'll be honest with you. I don't think a douche makes a bad person. I think a douche just means you're,

you think you're probably a little too hot for your pants right now for a second. Yeah, they grew, yeah, would throw a little extra grace their way because it was like, they got thrown into his kids. He doesn't understand. Yeah, that's true. That's one douche talking about another, me talking about Bieber.

I don't think that you're a douche. You're in the minority. Oh, in the minority. I don't think it means a bad person. Right, I know, but. I just think it's a sense of whatever it is. But anyway, I do think it. I am. Go ahead. So HBO

now, that is, because Game of Thrones was coming back and naturally fans were freaking out. You watched it on regular HBO? First time I've ever watched on TV, ever in the history of that show, first time. Not live, but. Because I did not want to have it spoiled. And I'm going to tell you that, and I'm like, oh, I would never spoil a show. In the first five minutes of that show, you're like, oh,

we're back. And most, you know, the cool thing now is to go, well, I've never seen an episode of Game of Thrones. Here's the thing about that most people have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones. Most people have never seen an episode of Breaking Bad. They have huge audiences, but they don't have most audiences. The Super Bowl barely gets the most audience. So you're not cool. I thought everybody watches Super Bowl.

But it gets over half sometimes. Oh. So that's most. Oh, I see what you're saying. Barely gets half. Okay. Yeah. More people than not.

But it's still barely half of the people. Game of Thrones. It's the biggest TV show. but most people don't see. A fraction of people see it. Very popular show. HBO Now is not prepared because they crashed. And it will be the biggest show, but most people.

So people are like, I've never seen. Neither have most people you're standing around. Well, I've never seen an episode, but I don't brag about it. Kind of you're always like, I never see you. What? I do not do that. Uh-uh. No, I don't.

Dush. I don't. We need that. Sometimes people don't like when you use that word. It's after nine. Who cares? I'm going blue now. Yeah.

Keep using it, do it. I'm like, I think we already used our quota. No. Go ahead. What else? Oh, that's it. Those are all your stories? Well, I have like four, plus you got the Justin Beer one, bonus five.

Oh, and I saw that the Eagles performed for the first time without Glenn Fry since his passing, and Vince Gill was there. Bob Seeger filled in. And Bob Seeger came out and filled in. That was the big story of it. Do you know who Bob Seeger is? Yeah. Give me a hint and I'll sing you his song. Give me like one word.

No, just I wonder. Just name the song. I do know. One of them you'll really know. But that's like the really commercial one. Okay, give me the non-commercial one. I bet I'll know it. Well, no, you're not going to really know the non-commercial ones.

Come on, Amy, you got this. I know. I know. It's on the time of my tongue. That's why I need help. First of all, you would know, just put those old records on the shelf. All-time rock and roll.

Yeah. Probably his most famous, but not like his most, like, Bob Seagery's song. Just take those old records. This is like a pop song for back then. Tom Cruise's dance around his underwear Yeah Yeah

But like Against the Wind Like Like Oh Like he has like This is the jam Yeah

Again Or Working on a night Moose Yeah I know all these Yeah You would

And turn the page On a cold And You'd know this one too I mean The horn sounds familiar It's from the 70s But

No that's Roxanne You're thinking of Roxanne On some highway East of all my heart You can listen to the engine Mowing out is one long song You can think about the woman

Or the girl you knew the night before Here's a lot Here I am on the road again Here I go That's a jam I'm good at it too It's kind of my wheelhouse You nailed at it, guys

Bobby Bones, everybody Transmitting across America This is a Bobby Bones show Come on Bobby I do want to mention this And I'll bring it up more in depth tomorrow But you know how sometimes For example

Maren Morris was at my house doing a Bobby cast And we were talking about And it just came out of the news again But months ago she was talking about How Elton John called her And was like, hey And she was like, I don't believe He's Elton John

And he's like, I'm a fan of your record So that kind of happened. I kind of had a moment. Oh. So she had Elton John that called her. But our band The Raging Idiots put out Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. And we can't get it out yet. There's been some issues right now.

Like getting it to the people. But we made this song, and it's called Chick-We, it's a live performance, Chick-fil-A on Sunday. Guess who reached out to me. Who? Take a guess. It'll blow your mind. It's very much Elton John to

Merrin Morris. Garth Brooks. Ooh, close. They heard the live version. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's pretty good. It's the raging idiotist playing it live. I won't Chick-Pillet, but it's a name. John Mayer.

Ooh, you're so close. Okay. Lunchbox, take a shot at it? I already know. Okay. Oh, Alan Jackson. No. It's actually the CEO of Chick-Fillade.

Play. Shut up. Whatever? What do you say? I put it on my Instagram yesterday. It was awesome. You kept me off of it. I didn't go look.

You said, don't go peek. But yesterday you could have looked. I didn't. Oh. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. So you didn't watch Game of Thrones, obviously. No.

You've never seen an episode of Game of Thrones. No. Will you watch the clip of Ed Shearin just to see it? No. Okay. I mean, you're honest. He was on Game of Thrones last night. I was surprised he was in the first episode,

because all of a sudden, they're walking through the woods, and there he is. Yeah. Like, she's riding a horse, one of the characters, a young girl, and she comes across these men sitting in the woods, and it's Ed Sheeran and some other guys, and he's singing. For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm. For hands of gold are always cold.

But they don't do celebrity cameos on the show. They just did. I know. And he was pretty good, but his acting was a little odd. and I would watch him when he wasn't acting too and he was a little odd But good for him Listen, I'm not hating on him

I just thought they would probably give him less to do Maybe just say hey you sing And then do your thing and we'll be done Yeah Do they give him the role Because he's like a super fan Or they just thought it'd be cool

To have Ed Sheeran I'm sure he's a super fan Okay And I'm sure that whomever is the show runner Love Ed Shearin Yes I would do that too If I was in charge of stuff

I'd get my favorite people Who would you put on there If you had a show Would you put on there George Strait or something Yeah Yeah. I'd be like, yeah.

Did you imagine George on Game of Thrones? I guess that's not one of my favorite shows. So I'd have George Strait on House of Cards. You know what? Underwood. President and Miss Underwood. I'd like to say, I gotta give you a piece of advice. You gotta have an ace in the hole.

Sounds good. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right, we gotta go. Thank you. We'll see on Tuesday and morning show. Love it that you hear. Listen to the show back on Eye Heart,

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