The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Mind Blown About A Phrase He’s Used for Years + Eddie’s Newly Adopted Son Wants To Change His Name After A Famous Athlete + Raymundo Went A Little Too Hard Over The Weekend and May Be In Trouble….

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

Bobby shares a story about how his wife just informed him that he’d be using a phrase wrong his whole life. Eddie shared yesterday that he has officially adopted his two foster sons…and now one of... them wants to change their name after a famous athlete. Bobby asks Raymundo a simple question that turns out unlike anything we expected. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:35 It's got to prepare. It's got a reboot. So I have the new whatever it is. Not just the update, but the entirely new operating system. But what's pretty cool about it is, I didn't get a new phone, but what's pretty cool about it is you can take a picture of a sign on the side of the road. Yeah. And you can hit a button on that picture and it copies and pasts the information from the sign.
Starting point is 00:03:54 It'll save a phone number. What? Crazy. That's wild. So it reads it. It reads it. And then you can copy and text it to somebody else, the information from the sign, not just the picture. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:04:06 You can do it with a book. It's crazy. Sometimes I have to do that and I'm like, I got to retype this up. Now I don't. You're telling me I don't? It's pretty wild. Like, I'm sure there's still a lot of stuff on my phone that I didn't know I could do. But I always am like going through email and someone's like, hey, can you sign this and send it back?
Starting point is 00:04:22 And I'm like, what do you mean sign? I got to print it out. You can sign it. Take a picture of it, send it back. But now you don't have to do that. You can screenshot anything. Watch this. Okay, because I use the DocuSign app.
Starting point is 00:04:33 You don't have to do that anymore. Okay. All you have to do is screen. screenshot it and there's a little circle in the right corner click it gives you the pin you sign whatever send it back hit the little thing boom sent off wow interesting i've never done that well you have to update no no no no no screenshot you've been able to do that right on a screenshot yeah i think even on on the last one you could do it too but so i screenshot of this time magazine article so like if i hit this the little plus sign over there then you hit signature boom i have a signature already on there boom boom done
Starting point is 00:05:06 added. I can send it off now. That's amazing. Crazy. We sound like old people though. I'm sure people already knew this. Well, it's funny though. You deal with people sometimes where they're just like, no, we need a paper copy. I'm like, why? Why do you need paper anymore? I don't understand that. What iPhone version do you have? I don't know. I guess I need to look. I'm like, do I have the latest? No, no, what iPhone version do you have? I don't know which one's this? Your iPhone. 12 plus maybe plus plus? What are they at? 13 bones? I don't know. Whatever it is. I don't have the new one. I told you I got to get a new one because I'm getting harassed on my phone. This one is new to me, but it's not the newest.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Okay. Okay. Whatever that is. What do you have? 11, I think. Morgan? The 12X. Ray?
Starting point is 00:05:47 11. Your voice still messed up from the weekend? No, it's better. Yeah, sounds great. That's what happens when you yell at a hockey game for three hours. You went out and partying on a bachelor party. That's not when it happened. I was trying to make the Jumbotron.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I was being funny. I was yelling at the Predators. I was like, let's go, preds. that's going to, after three hours, your voice is going to get blown out. And not sleeping and drinking. No, because when I was at the bar, if it was too loud, I wouldn't even talk to people. I'm not going to scream at a bar, but I did scream at the hockey game. Do you feel any sort of responsibility to have your voice stay in decent shape since you do have to use it?
Starting point is 00:06:22 Absolutely. Yeah, I'm playing injured today. It's my fault. And yesterday? Yeah, that day as well. Yeah. Because sometimes it just happens. Allergies, I get them. Sure. Lunchbox would come in. He'd go to Vegas for a weekend and come back and be like, Allergies are killing me.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Coincidentally, every time you go to Vegas. Allergies got me. There was one time I did something I can't remember because I don't lose my voice often, but you were so disappointed in me because you're like, you know what your job is. I can't believe you did that. I'm sure it was somewhere where you went and screamed for three hours. Like a Vegas. Like a Justin Bieber concert?
Starting point is 00:06:55 I'm trying to figure out what would I have done to have lost my voice, but you were not happy with me. Well, if your job is to be an accountant And you go into work and you don't have a calculator It's valid I'm not even saying it was bad that you were I mean, if anything, like I don't think I've lost my voice since
Starting point is 00:07:15 You also make it sound like I'm a terror Like I'm so disappointed Oh no, but no, I think that you were though Not in a bad way though It's like yes if I'm just similarly raised not always on the air So you probably don't have that same feeling I'm just saying towards me
Starting point is 00:07:29 You also look tan as crap man I know, I did a spray tan with the boys coming to town. It just ended up going a little too dark. I get spray tanes too, but it's for, you know, shows and if there's big lighting. But just because the boys were coming to town, you got a spray tan? Yeah, day of. And my one friend's like, man, progressively throughout the night, you keep getting darker and darker. You know, he uses that coconut filter all the time.
Starting point is 00:07:52 And right now it just looks like he has the coconut filter on him. I don't know what's coconut filter is. It just makes you tan. It's his favorite filter. And yes, it makes you really tan. So, like, this weekend, his coconut filter was like tan-d-dan. And then now sitting in the glass room working, he's coconut filter. We had a good time over the weekend.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Absolutely. We didn't have a chance to catch up yesterday on the show. Ten buddies come in from Austin. I mean, so many laughs, so many great times. Yeah, it was really cool. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a newish podcast listener. six months or so from the UK, I have listened every day. I love you guys. You've become such a light in my life. I'm hoping for some sound advice.
Starting point is 00:08:38 My husband and I have been together for seven years. Married for two, two kids together. I'm also a step-mom to his teenager. Despite being part of his life for seven years, I've always felt as though my mother-in-law does not like me. She's very closed off, unemotional, has little to say. During all the big milestones of our life, our wedding, our children, I've never had more than a, that's nice from her.
Starting point is 00:09:02 To my knowledge, there's nothing I've done to make her dislike me. So, I don't know what to do. He tells me just ignore it, but I find it hard to accept the way she acts. My question is, how do I move forward? I obviously have a million more barbecues, family parties, Christmas is to spend with her, and I hate the fact that I dread them all. Do I say something and potentially cause a bigger issue, or do I find my own way to deal with it?
Starting point is 00:09:26 have a lovely day, anonymous in the UK. Amy, you go first. Well, I mean, that's really hard because normally if someone's treating you that way, you just kind of don't have to be friends with them. But since it's your mother-in-law, I think I would eventually have to make myself. It'd be very hard for me,
Starting point is 00:09:42 but have a kind conversation and just ask, like, what the deal is. And that way you've started that dialogue and she can have a chance to express herself. And maybe she won't because she sounds like she's kind of shut off. And if she does, then you have to just disconnect from how her behavior and know that it has nothing to do with you and you can't control that because you can't let this ruin your Christmases, your barbecues, whatever. Like the feelings you have going into that, you've got to just, you know, back away from them
Starting point is 00:10:09 and just recognize that they're there but not let it affect you. And I know that that's hard, but you got to do it. Just think of an old British lady that's normally just not that nice. Maybe she's just an old British lady. It's not that nice. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I'd ask your husband, is she like this with other people?
Starting point is 00:10:24 Is this her general... If it is, then it's just our general demeanor. I would unhealthily go a different way than Amy. I would just break her down by being nice to her. Well, yeah, it would still be nice. No, but I would break her down that way. Kill her with kindness? Overly?
Starting point is 00:10:38 No, but I wouldn't approach her and be like, listen, British lady. We need to have a talk because you're not being nice to me. I would just set a goal and go, I'm just going to be so cool to her. I wouldn't even say kind, because sometimes overly kind can feel fake. I'm going to be so cool to her
Starting point is 00:10:53 that it's going to be hard for her to be like that and that it's going to be painful for her to be like that because I'm going to be awesome. That's good. Like that's how I would approach it, but I'm not healthy enough to go. Let's have a conversation eye to eye and talk this out. I would be like, man, she's about to have the,
Starting point is 00:11:10 she's about to struggle with herself because I'm going to be so cool. That's what I would do. And I guess too, she may not even realize, depending on how she is, that she's even making you feel that way. So you can just, if she's very confused, you can just say, For example, like when this happens, it makes me feel this way. And then she's aware.
Starting point is 00:11:29 She may not even really be aware. In the end, though, the one thing that Amy and I agree on is you can't let her feelings toward you affect your feelings toward all these big life moments. No. Eventually, you have to ignore her or it's going to have to change one or the two. But you can't let it ruin your life moments. You can't. And that's like, again, way easier said than done.
Starting point is 00:11:49 But that's when you just have to completely disconnect and know that that is on her. and has nothing to do with you, stay in your lane, focus on you and your family, and you'll be good. Maybe just turn on some Ted Lasso, something you can get to both watch and understand, have your tea and crumpets. Yeah. You know, eventually,
Starting point is 00:12:05 and also eventually it all works itself out anyway in these family situations. Listen, I've been married now for like three months. So he knows. So I can tell you guys from experience. Eventually, it all just comes out. Thank you for that email. We hope we helped a little bit.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Eddie, anything you want to say? We didn't come to you. I mean, I just felt like the husband is kind of the reaction I would, give like hey you just gotta ignore her I know it's really hard why can't she go to the husband to have a talk with the mom that that's one thing too like husband you talk to your own mom like
Starting point is 00:12:31 sounds like you don't want to if he was just like ah just ignore it's why I think it's kind of normal that reaction from him makes me feel like that's just the way she is kind of thing yeah yeah that old bat just normally like that's what I would think all right that's what's up close the mail bag we've got your email and we've read it on your air
Starting point is 00:12:49 now it's about to close bobby's mail bag if you want to to email us. What do you do, Morgan? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. Thank you guys. On the phone is Lorena in Florida. Lorraine, what's going on with you? Hey, I just wanted to say congratulations to Eddie, because I'm a Garcia as well. So I think it's hilarious to hear Garcia on the radio.
Starting point is 00:13:13 I'm just saying, but I used to be in the foster system as well, and it's a very difficult thing to go through. So I just want to say to just be a little easy if they're shy because they'll come around eventually. Well, you've had them for three years at this point. They're not shy anymore. And so what happened with Eddie was, we announced yesterday on the show, he's adopted the two kids that he had fostered for three years who feel like they're already your kids, but now legally they're your kids. Yes. So with that, you approached the old, both of them or one of them?
Starting point is 00:13:51 No, well, one of them really can make the decision. The other one's still small and really can't make that decision. And you went to him and said what? I said, hey, when we adopt you, they're giving us the chance to change your name. So whatever you want, if you don't like your current name, we can change it. Not just last name. Any name. First middle, last.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Whatever. You can change it to the whole thing to something different. So you can be Spider-Man, Batman, Wolverine. That's it if he wants. Yeah. And so what did he say? Well, he looked at me like, that's a weird question. But then he went like, hmm, started scratching his chin.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Like, this could be really cool. So they said, all right, I do want to change my name. I said, really? Your first name you want to change it? I do. I think I do. I said, all right, what do you want? LeBron.
Starting point is 00:14:36 What? As in LeBron James. Yeah. No, I mean, I hear or what. Yeah. He says, yes, dad, I want to be LeBron. Cool. Huh.
Starting point is 00:14:45 And I go, any other name? Like, anything else? What's your second pick? Right. What's your second pick? He's like, no, no, no, no, if I'm going to change my name, Dad, I think I want to be LeBron. So that's what he wanted to change his name to. And you did it?
Starting point is 00:15:00 No. Sort of. Sort of. Sort of. There's a combination of a name that we kind of said, hey, look, if that's your theme that you want to go with, how about this? And then he said, dang, I really want LeBron. But okay, I can settle for that. They picked another basketball player.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Okay. Gotcha. But they let him change his name to another basketball player's name. I mean, you think about it. If your parent came up and said, like, change your name to whatever you want, you're like, okay, now we're talking, Elvis. Right. You know?
Starting point is 00:15:28 Elvis Presley, Garcia. So he got to change his middle name to a basketball player. He did, yes. Does he think it's cool? He loves it. He loves it. And again, it's almost like a symbol of just a big change in his life that I'm pretty sure he's proud of.
Starting point is 00:15:44 I know he's proud of. I can see it in his eyes. And so when he was given this opportunity, he loved it. Well, tell a little Shaquille, He said, what's up? I will, I will. Who is the second basketball player he wanted? Steph Curry?
Starting point is 00:15:55 No, he said, oh, Kobe. Kobe? Yeah, he liked Kobe. And I was like, hey, I like that one too. That's so cute. Kobe? Yeah. Except for Kobe Bryant, it's a kind of meat.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Yeah, all right, Kobe beef. It's a Kobe steak. I like it. I think Kobe's a cute name? I do. I think Kobe's cute. Have you ever met another Kobe? A puppy named Kobe?
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yeah. And I thought it was cute. I told him, what about Dak Prescott? and he didn't like it. Oh, you wanted to. him with a cowboys play. I mean, I say, hey, look, if you're really going to go for an athlete, how about Dak Prescott? Doc is also a cute name.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Well, tell a little, little. Go ahead. Go ahead. Luca. Who's left? Tell the old Luca, we said, what's up? All right, I will. Well, we're getting a lot of calls saying congratulations on your adoption. I love it, man. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:16:37 To all the calls we've had before, thank you. We won't grab any more for on air, but just know that a lot of listeners are saying thank you. Congratulations. That's so cool. I appreciate that. latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 30 Second Skinny. Luke Bryan was announced as the host of the 2021 CMA Awards.
Starting point is 00:17:00 The show happens on Wednesday, November 10th on ABC. Lady A shared the purpose of their song, Like a Lady. It is all about female empowerment. And I think the thing that I love the most about this song is it's not just about getting all fancy and heels and a dress. It's about just feeling comfortable in your skin. and that is what makes being a woman sexy is when you're comfortable in your own skin.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Keith Thurban talks about his kids speaking Australian. We were all down in Australia filming nine perfect strangers for quite a few months late last year. So they did a bit of schooling while they were down there. Maybe their friends picked up a slight bit of Aussieisms in their expressions when they came back maybe, but I bet they lost that pretty quick.
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Starting point is 00:17:58 They are three staff members at Norwalk Middle School in Iowa. They were just in school one day, and an eighth grader goes into cardiac arrest. So they knew exactly what to do. They got that AED machine. That's clear. That's clear. Electric Shock. And then they did CPR as well.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Brought her back to life, call 911, and saved her life. And now the mayor is honoring them as heroes. That's pretty cool. So on that machine, I think this is good to talk about. Let's say, Eddie, you go down for the count and there's a machine next to me. You open it up. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Well, I know what to do if I just grab the machine. Yes. We have to turn on the machine. So first turn it on. That's the only thing really you need to know. Grab the machine. It's like a little briefcase. Turn it on and it has everything you need.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Because this could happen to somebody somewhere. Yes. Okay. So it's on the wall usually? Yes, with like a little heart and an electric signal, like a lightning bolt signal. So bust the glass on my fist. I think you just opened the doorbells. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Yeah. Me, though. Just open it. It should be open. Open the door. Turn it on. Yes. And then what? It says, remove the sticky pads and it tells you exactly where to place them on their chest.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Like you have to read it or it talks to you? No, it talks to you. It does? Yes. There's a voice. And it comes out and it says, remove sticky pads. Place it on this part of the chest and place the other one on that part of the chest. And is it easy to do?
Starting point is 00:19:11 Yes. I've done it. Not on a real person, a dummy, but I've done it. And then it tells you now time. And even if the person's heart has not stopped. It says remove the things. They don't need a shock. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:19:22 It's monitoring the heart. It tells you exactly if they need it or they don't need it. Okay. So if they do need it, they say, all right, press electric, stand back, now administering shock. And then it does it. And then it repeats however more it needs to. And then it tells you if it works or not. It's really, it just instructs you every single way it needs to.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Well, that's good to know because, again, there may be a situation where someone is listening now where someone goes down. Yeah. I would see that box and be like, I don't know what to do. That so I'm not going to do anything. Somebody help. And maybe now I would know what to do. What's cool is after I took the class, now I can notice them everywhere I go. I'm like, oh, cool, there's one right there.
Starting point is 00:19:58 And you're telling me you don't want to punch a hole in that thing just for a fact. I mean, you never know what you're going to do in the bloody hands. Yeah, but then for years it would be like, wasn't it just unlocked? And then people can be like, wasn't it just unlocked? And not for me. I need to save a life. I needed to save it immediately. They'll forgive you if you break it.
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Starting point is 00:24:43 some of that nervous energy and two you know i have to I tried to get in a little better shape. Wow. So when Arkansas plays, I do it, and then Monday night football was last night, and I had a guy playing on a fantasy team, and I do it. And I was doing curls, and I was referring to my arms. I was like, hey, check out the girls to Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:24:57 She's like, what? What, you call your arms girls? I was like, yeah. I was like, check out the girls. She's like, what do you mean? I say curls for the girls. And she goes, no, no, no. What that means is you're doing curls so girls will like your arm.
Starting point is 00:25:07 And I was like, my whole life, I thought curls for the girls meant you're doing curls for your arms that are girls. What's wrong with you? I don't know. And she was like, are you serious? You thought your whole life curls for the girls meant curls and that your arms were called girls. Huh? She said, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Curls for the arms, basically? Curls for the arms, girls. Curls for the girls? My arms are girls. So you've been referring to your biceps as girls. As girls, yeah, I thought everybody did. No, my husband refers them as Harry and Larry. I just yesterday learned that girls is not your arms.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Wow. I was talking to Morgan about this. Morgan just learned something about the Beatles. Yeah, so I did not know they were like comprised of, uh, Ringo Starr, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and George Harrison. I thought the Beatles were just like four random guys and they were just the Beatles. Like I did not think they were all like separately famous people now. Because I never listened to the Beatles growing up.
Starting point is 00:25:59 So you didn't know Paul McCartney was a beetle? No. Didn't know Ringo Starr was a beetle. None of that was like, I just assumed those were all individual people and the Beatles were all like Bob, Tom, and Larry. I never thought they were famous on their own. this come about? I saw it on Twitter. Somebody was like celebrating something about the Beatles and I was like,
Starting point is 00:26:20 excuse me, those people are not in the Beatles. Like I thought somebody was messing with me. I only know like Ringo Starr on his own and like Paul McCrottney on his own. I never knew they were part of the Beatles. You ever get into an argument? You just know you're right, but you're so wrong. Like I was talking again with Caitlin and I was talking about the Hadid sisters.
Starting point is 00:26:38 There's Bella Hadid and then there's Gigi Hadid. And I was like, no, this one's way. You should date the weekend. And she was like, no, that's actually the younger one. And I was like, no, no, no, you're wrong, knowing that she'd probably know better than I did. But Gigi's the older of the two. Who knew? Yeah. Did you know that?
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah, because the real housewives. She's the one with Zane. You try to argue this? I was like, Caitlin, I think you're wrong. She was like, why are you, how are you questioning me at this? I was like, no, like I know anything about the had deeds anyway. Yeah. I was like, I think you're wrong.
Starting point is 00:27:08 From my knowledge, Bella and Gigi are, but nope, I was completely wrong. But I will argue. I'll dig in. I'll dig in even if I, even if I, when she started to go, no, let's look him up. I was like, who needs to look it up? I already know I'm a heart. Well, so then how does it get handled once you realize you're wrong? No, no, we looked at that.
Starting point is 00:27:24 And then you say, oh, my bad. Yeah. Then I ignore. I'm like, my bad. Anyway, hey, so what? Ray, what's up with you in Bay? What do you mean? Well, like, everything good in the Ray Mundo household?
Starting point is 00:27:36 Hopefully. What? What does that even mean? I don't know the answer to that one. Yeah, I'll report back. Well, I was just asking. generally. I just got a tweet saying they would like an update on Bay
Starting point is 00:27:47 before I came on the air, which reminded everything going on. Everything's good, yeah. I mean, I did a little bachelor party and I mean, a lot of pictures get posted, so I have to clarify and explain stuff. Oh, that's what you're talking about. Yeah, and we're both busy, so I haven't officially had time to talk to her at home yet. What do you mean, pictures get posted? There was just a lot
Starting point is 00:28:03 of photos floating around the internet. I mean, we went to... Not floating. That you posted. I'll tell you what I saw. I noticed you posting a lot of pictures with girls on Broadway, and I was like, oh, well, this is interesting. and then so she got upset? Yeah, she just said it's disrespectful to post them. She didn't care to a bachelor party.
Starting point is 00:28:18 She didn't even care if I went to his trip club. She just said it's the posting it that's disrespectful to her. It makes total sense. Did you go to a club? No, we went to a night club. I didn't even want to go to a trip club. Okay. But yeah, we went to a really fun place.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Why did you even bring up a strip club just now? Yeah, that's weird. He's just showing how cool she is. No, she is cool. She's not afraid of that. But to other people, it looks like that I was disrespecting our marriage. But I definitely wasn't doing that. I didn't think you were disrespecting your marriage.
Starting point is 00:28:41 I was just like, why is Ray posting pictures on his feed with all these girls? I was videoing when they brought the bottle over. I had no idea that girls were going to be in bikinis, I mean, with barely any bottoms on. But then you didn't have to post it. It didn't auto post. Well, it was such a fun picture with all my friends smiling. I thought, why not post it? Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:00 But everything else is good? Yeah, hopefully. What is everything else? I was just a general throwaway because someone had just tweeted me before I came on the air, an update with Ray and Bay. Yeah. We'll be good. Good. We'll be good. I just got to talk to her. I think she wrote me a letter. She said she wants me to read
Starting point is 00:29:15 a right. A hand written note. She wrote you a letter. Yes, because I did a bachelor party. It was three days of five, 10 guys going crazy and having the most fun possible. I mean, some stuff has to be clarified and explained. And have you read the letter? I haven't read it yet. I haven't read it yet. Let's read it now. What's taking you so long? How long is it? I haven't seen the letter yet. Oh, it makes me think of it. It's at home? Yeah. And is it like laying on a table? Yes. Is it in an envelope? Maybe. But she just said, I want you to read this letter.
Starting point is 00:29:45 That's how I truly feel about stuff right now. Wow. But you didn't see her the whole time on the Bachelor party? You didn't go home? I did one night. I did one night, but she was in bed. And then we left the next morning early for brunch. So, yeah, I mean, all those guys were in town.
Starting point is 00:29:58 So that's the thing. It's not like I was going back home. I was staying at the Bachelor pad. They dropped like some. Oh, you were staying with them. Yeah, they did some rooftop patio for 2009. It was awesome. Okay, why do you have to throw out there?
Starting point is 00:30:07 Like, this is the same kind of stuff to get you in Toronto? trouble. And if you're asking why Ray doesn't have a voice, even three days after the bachelor party, it's because he went that hard. Yeah, it started in the morning and we had so much stuff planned, so many activities to get to, that's really going to be the ramifications of it. You're going to lose your voice. You're going to do some stuff he didn't necessarily want to, but everything can be... Wait, now what did you do that? You didn't want to. Your wife's going to leave you a handwritten note. Hey, nobody's listening to me. What'd you do? No, so anyways, my, my Apple watch is connected to my phone.
Starting point is 00:30:41 I left my Apple Watch at home. So she read all my text messages and stuff like that. What kind of text were you getting? I was just talking to friends. I was like, hey, I was actually trying to cut a line. And I said to my one friend, I said, hey, what is that blonde hair girl's name that lives at our apartment? My wife's like, really? You're trying to find some girl.
Starting point is 00:30:59 And I'm like, no, that's how I'm trying to cut a line. I can't remember her name. What does cut a line mean? Oh, cut a line. Like, get ahead. Amy, I was thinking something dirty. I know. Like dirty.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Cut a line. What is that like a drug? No, a line that you go into a restaurant and a bar. Okay, okay, okay. Well, this was a whole different direction. Yeah, Bobby, way to go. No, I didn't do anything. That's Ray, how I was going.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Why Bobby? Ray, way to go. I'd answer it honestly. What did you want me to say? A fluff answer? I go, hey, Ray, do you go to a break? Yes, my wife's mad at me. That's what that felt like.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Movie Mike's movie podcast. It's October, so he's talking about scary movies. He's talking about the four movies that would go on his Mount Rushmore of horror. And so, scariest movie ever that you've seen around the room quickly, Eddie. I don't watch a lot of them, so Friday the 13th, I guess. Old school. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't watch scary movies at all. I don't either, but I'll watch movies that scare me, like, 28 days later.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Oh. Which was about a virus that went around. Zombies. That's as wild to me. You? I mean, I have a lot, but I'll go signs. I hated that one. I don't think signs was that scary.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Really? I thought it was just kind of a thriller. Is that the one with a crop signs? Yeah, that to me didn't seem like a horror movie. Oh, it's a little scary. Yeah. Well, I mean... My other one's Cape Fear.
Starting point is 00:32:18 You probably never seen it. I'll see that one. Morgan? The Grudge. That's scary? Yeah, I mean, that's the oldest one I've seen. Only. I mean, I guess anything could be scary.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Wolf of Wall Street could be scary. To some people. Yeah, right? I mean, I watched the new It recently, and that was more just freaky to me, not scary. Yeah. It was gross. I don't watch. If it's a horror movie, I don't watch it.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Me too, man. I watched on Netflix that show Clickbait, and people were like, this is scary. It wasn't. It was just a thriller. What you considered a thriller, Mike? Yeah, because the guy gets abducted and you got to figure out what happened
Starting point is 00:32:54 and they put it online. They're like, all right, we're going to kill them in a certain amount of time if you don't. But I didn't feel like I was ever a monster. Maybe there has to be a monster in it. It would be a scary movie. I mean, everyone's level of scary is probably different. But yeah, there's a distinction between thriller and horror.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Movie Mike's Movie Podcast. He talks about the, And you like horror movies, right, Mike? I love them. I have no interest of being scared. You can actually trademark a sound. Ray Mundo wanted to trademark his famous sound. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:33:24 Oh, boy. His voice is still messed up for the bachelor party over the weekend. It doesn't sound like that. Ray, do you do that everywhere you go? Yeah, a lot. Do people request that from you if they see you out? Every cameo says, do the yeah, and then in person, they'll go, hey, do a yeah with me. We'll video it.
Starting point is 00:33:37 So, yeah. That's kind of the thing? Yeah, they kind of just use me for that, and then they leave. me and they say bye and that's it. You think Urquhart gets, hey man, I know you've even done this show in 25 years. Will you give me a... Did I do that? For sure he does.
Starting point is 00:33:48 You know, he's got to be like, oh, no. Still. So you can trademark a sound if it's really known. For example, this is duck quack. Affleck. Because he says aflack. But that's a trademark sound. All right, Eddie, Amy, Morgan number two,
Starting point is 00:34:03 you'll go until you miss. Let's go. Everybody ready? Yes. Here is the first sound. You've got mail. You've got mail. Can you name who trademarked that sound?
Starting point is 00:34:15 Amy? AOL. Eddie? AOL. Morgan? Morgan, did you ever have AOL? I did for maybe a few years. When you were like one?
Starting point is 00:34:23 Yeah, very young. Next up. Eel. That sound is trademarked. What's it from? I might go out here. If you all go out, then we'll just keep going. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Come on guys, miss it. I'm in. Amy? Law and Order? Eddie? Netflix. Morgan? Apple?
Starting point is 00:34:47 one are you's right oh boy it is law and order no we gotta keep going it's too early I didn't think you guys fail out of this game after two
Starting point is 00:35:00 gosh it's been a minute since I won something alright next one okay I'm in Morgan Simpsons that's right you didn't think I did
Starting point is 00:35:11 Eddie Simpsons Amy Simpsons Amy Simpsons Name this one I'm about to have a seizure. Yeah, I know that hurts.
Starting point is 00:35:29 No chance Morgan gets this one. Morgan? It's a guess. 60 minutes? That's it. Dang. Hey. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:35:35 60 minutes. Good. Amy? 60 minutes. Good. Name this trademark sound. What? Almost a bug zapper?
Starting point is 00:35:59 Close. Like outside of a picnic? The neon blue or the backyard. Yeah. Amy. Star Wars? Correct. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:06 The lightsabers from Star Wars. Eddie? Star Wars. Morgan? Star Wars. Good. Next. In.
Starting point is 00:36:20 What? In. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, dang it. He could almost be good, bad, the ugly. Woo-hoo. Eddie? That's Hunger Games.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Yeah. Morgan? Hunger Games. Yeah. Amy? Hunger Games. Good. Amy's still up by one.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Next one. In. Surely you know that one, Amy. Surely she doesn't. I'm guessing. I don't feel confident, though. Morgan? I'm guessing.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Jeopardy. Wow. What? What's wrong with that? Solid guess. Uh-oh, that's what Amy has. What do you have? Who wants to be a millionaire?
Starting point is 00:37:10 Oh, give it to me bones. Is he going to not win? Da-na-na-na-da-na-da-na. What? That doesn't... ESPN. Oh, how do I not know that? Why do all the sports?
Starting point is 00:37:24 I don't watch that. They played everywhere. They played college football games. I don't... That, well, if I'm watching that stuff, I'm not really paying attention. So you're not watching it. Correct. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:42 I'm in. Morgan? Green Acres. Interesting. Is that just you picking two words? Yeah, well, I know it's old TV show, so that's the like there. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Eddie? Tarzan. Amy? Tarzan. There's two left. If it's a tie, Amy wins. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Because we change the rules. Yeah, because we change the rules halfway through. Okay, next one. Woo-hoo. Oh man, I don't know. Okay, hold on. Oh But I think that's Mario so then it would be in super Mario Bros. Oh First of all, calling a Super Mario Bros is weird. Yeah, I never heard that. Never heard that. Is that not what it's called? Super Mario Brothers, yeah. Maybe it's called bro's spell. I mean they on all their stuff it's BROS. Yeah, so.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Eddie? I did Pillsbury dough boy. Amy? Pillsbury dough boy. Correct. Okay, yes. One more. If it's a tie, Amy wins. Amy missed this one. What? Snoop dog. That's Snoop, he's going hard. What?
Starting point is 00:39:06 Okay, I think I got it. You do? I think. All right. You in? Yeah. Morgan. Star Wars?
Starting point is 00:39:18 It's Darth Vader. It is? Correct. Eddie? Star Wars. Amy? Vicks me. Hey, that's smart, Amy.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Good thinking. Whatever. Eddie. Come on, come on. You know what you want. We change the rules, but you want. There's an asterisk beside it, but you still won. That's all right.
Starting point is 00:39:38 I'll take it. Wow. I mean, both Snoop Dogg and Vick's Vapo Rub, we're pretty funny. Yeah, I was thinking about saying Willie just to be funny, but I didn't want to lose the game. That's true. There's definitely an asterisk beside that, Vickrude, for sure, but we need to play the game. Here's the voice mo we got last night. Hi, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:39:57 We have a morning corny for you. My son, Ashton, came up with a great. Here it is, what did sushi A say to sushi B. Wasabi? Hey, you're welcome. What's up, B? What's up? What does sushi A say to Suu?
Starting point is 00:40:11 What's up? You've done that one, right, Amy? Yeah, I've done that. The delivery was horrible. That's okay. I'm just going to be honest. I didn't even know what was said. I delivery was horrible.
Starting point is 00:40:19 I like it. Okay. Next one. Hey, I just wanted to shout out Walker Hayes. Kind of a cool story. He came down to Mississippi for a radio promotional performance, and there was little girls there since 9 o'clock in the morning waiting for him for a 7 o'clock show and he came out two hours before the start of the show and did a sound check and played fancy for those girls and
Starting point is 00:40:41 it was like back street boys it was crazy anyway I thought it was so cool of him he ended up playing fancy three times that day cool guy learned about him from your show years ago think he's awesome thanks for all y'all do you know I always think it's a great one an artist and I like it if they have like one or two hits only and they play that hit twice if somebody's going to come out and do a set and it's a 25 minute set and they have one hit. I like him to start with it and end with it. Wow. Why not?
Starting point is 00:41:05 That's what you're doing for. That's what you're there for, really. Yeah. That's what's going to... I think it's hilarious that he'll play that song multiple times. And right, I mean, I have seen artists do it, and I'm like, why don't more people do that? That's what you come for. If they're a new artist, we don't want to hear how six or seven songs we don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Maybe three. But play the hit again. All right, thank you for all your voicemails. 877-77 Bobby is our phone number and our voicemail line. Amy's pile of stories. So luxury brand coach has had to vow to start changing the way they handle bags that they haven't been able to sell. Previous policy was to destroy unsold items by slashing them and then throwing them in the dumpster
Starting point is 00:41:45 and then filing them as a tax ride off through this like insurance loophole of like damaged goods. And I guess a dumpster diver found all these coach bags, ended up selling it to someone else that's like really popular on TikTok. And she straight up outed coach. and they're completely changing their policy. They responded to the video. They had to put out a statement on Instagram
Starting point is 00:42:04 saying they will stop slashing and dumping merchandise that they can't sell. You would think they could sell it for even more. These other companies, holes, slashes. They're like triple the price. Yeah. And Coach isn't the only brand that does this. Is Coach Cool anymore?
Starting point is 00:42:19 I mean, to some people maybe, yeah? No, but generally. I don't see it out as much. Yeah, I mean, there's Coach stores everywhere. Yeah. So a different population might be really into it, but it's still a really nice brand that's very much in existence. Morgan is coach cool?
Starting point is 00:42:32 I don't use it. Yeah, I don't think it is anymore. I mean, I think it's still luxury-ish. Yeah, like, there's still in business. Yeah, like, I think the older women tend to like it, but as far as, like, me and my friends, no, nobody uses coach. All right, to be clear, Morgan's in her 20s. So Chris Young tweeted,
Starting point is 00:42:50 the worst thing in the world is when a hero let you down. I'm the most disappointed I've been in a long time tonight. But he didn't reveal who it was. I know who it was. You do? Yeah, Superman. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:43:00 I saw Ray post a picture with him this weekend. Wait, what? Yeah, Ray saw Chris Young. So it's got to be Ray. Yeah, that's what I was wondering. Now, hold on. I didn't know this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:09 I don't know who Chris Young was talking about. Ray. It's right. Okay, get over. It stopped saying, oh, when a hero let you down, but then not saying who it is. Okay. Dramatic a little bit. Like, if you're going to say that, just say it.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Just say it. If you're going to out the person. But then there's no reason to be like, oh, it sucks when a hero let you let you down, mopey, mopey, okay. However, Ray, was it you? No, but he really didn't want to take the picture with me. He was not smiling either, so I was kind of let down. Well, he didn't really like that anyway.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Yeah, I'm surprised you went up to him. He was doing breakfast. I probably shouldn't have jumped in. Oh, well, then you're wrong. Wait, was he eating food? Yes. He's at the bar eating food. But was there food on his plate?
Starting point is 00:43:45 I think there was. Okay, you're on the wrong, then I take back what I said. You can't go up to somebody when they have food in front of them. Breakfast? We're just going to go past. You were at a bar and breakfast? Right. He does mimosasas.
Starting point is 00:43:55 He does brunch. It was his thing. And Chris Young was sitting at a bar. Yeah. Had some eggs and bacon. And tequila or what? He wasn't actively eating. He was sitting there.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Alone? With food in front of him. It's about to eat. And you went up and said what? Grabbed it. Hey, can I get a pick real quick, pimp? That's so, all this is so weird. Was he alone at the bar?
Starting point is 00:44:18 Yeah, he was. He was. He's just chilling. What bar? Hopsmith. Popular brunch spot in Midtown in Nashville. And he's chilling by himself eating eggs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Okay. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Secondly, you see people all the time there in the country music world. But it's cool for people on Instagram to see us with country stars. I do it for people that follow me. In the wild.
Starting point is 00:44:43 I've met the dude like five times, but I still take a picture every time I see him. And you didn't feel like wait until after he was done anything? No, I did it real quick. All my boys were trying to roll out and I had no time to sit around and be polite. Did you say who you were? Did he kind of knows who I am? because every time I see him, I pop in his face and put a phone right there and take a picture. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:00 I take back some of what I said. I don't know who the hero was. It seems a bit dramatic. What else you got? Okay, so cheesecake factory. We're all fans here. And a guy decided to order 35, all 35 cheesecakes on the menu, and he ranked them. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:45:16 And I wish I had a thought about that. I know. I'm over here eating pumpkin stuff until I explode. Every day. And this guy just did it all in one day. That's awesome. So I'm sure everyone's curious what topped the list. And it's the...
Starting point is 00:45:26 Deleche caramel cheesecake. So boom. That's what we need to get. And the Godiva chocolate cheesecake was at the bottom. I'm sure, too, it has to do with your own taste buds.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Sure. Oh, for sure. Because I would put peanut butter at the bottom because I hate peanut butter. But I haven't been a cheesecake factory in a while, but it's tough not to order cheesecake when you go there.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Oh, we go often because my daughter loves the bread and the angel hair pasta with shrimp, and now I'm going to be getting, I'm going to try this number one cheesecake to see what it's like.
Starting point is 00:45:51 I still haven't got all the way through the menu. Because it's you. A couple pages a day. My goal is to finish the whole menu. Is that it? Yep, but maybe that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
Starting point is 00:46:04 It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So we've all heard of yard sales or garage sales, but have you ever heard of a kindness sale? Let me think about that. Our grandma and I used to go to a lot of these. Estate sales. Did you ever look up in the newspaper, kindness sale?
Starting point is 00:46:22 Mm-mm. Okay, well, Susan Thompson Gaines. She holds two-day kindness. sales at her Arlington home, and she uses profits to pay for random acts of kindness in her community. So this is the third year that she's done it, and through her, which is, it's a yard sale, but she's calling it a kindness sale. This year she raised $12,000. And she uses the money to do things like buy donuts for nurses at the local hospital, leave flowers at veterans graves, buy a homecoming dress for a teenage girl in need. So she takes the money and then just finds out about different
Starting point is 00:46:55 things in the area and boom supports everybody. I love it. It's great idea. That's pretty cool. It's a different story than when Eddie found that $500 flower pot. At the garage show. She said it was rare from like Alaska or something. What was it? It was a planner, a flower pot. Yes. At a yard sale. $500. It better be a car. It better be able to take me
Starting point is 00:47:13 somewhere 500 bucks. Has anybody had the thought because I did later that maybe Eddie passed up something that's actually worth a million dollars? Yeah, but in those scenarios you want to buy it for $5 and it'd be worth like a lot of money. I would think if something was worth a whole lot and you didn't know, you'd have no clue and it'd be sold
Starting point is 00:47:29 for a nickel. Right. Not 500 bucks. It's not the other way around. That's a good story though. She's awesome. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University
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Starting point is 00:51:05 Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny! What song do vampires hate? What song do vampires hate? You are my sunshine. That's pretty good. That was pretty good. That was.
Starting point is 00:51:25 the morning corny. We have an announcement here. I kind of announced it last week and didn't know I wasn't supposed to announce it until today. I was wondering about that. No, we had Josh Woods in from TikTok and I invited him to come play with The Raging Idiots at the IHard Country Festival. But we hadn't announced it. I know, but I had to do it. I wanted to do it
Starting point is 00:51:43 then. The moment was happening. Right. So the big announcement is Eddie and I's band The Raging Idiots were performing at our IHeart Country Festival. Presented by Capital one Saturday, October 30th in Austin at the Frank Irwin Center. It is not this Saturday, but it's next Saturday. Aside from Eddie and I
Starting point is 00:52:01 bringing out Josh Woods, which is going to be super fun, because this kid works at a car wash. Awesome. We just singing on TikTok and we're like, hey, play up here and then come playing in front of 20,000 people in Austin, Texas with us. So aside from that, like real people like Blake Shelton, Toby Keith, Little Big Town, Jake Owen, Cole Swindale, Carly
Starting point is 00:52:19 Pierce. It's going to be a massive show. Surprises, The surprise I can't even say, because it's so big and I'll get in trouble. Again. Yes. But get your tickets at Texasboxoffice.com. Texasboxoffice.com. Drive down to Austin, if you can't. It's going to be a really, really great show.
Starting point is 00:52:36 And now Eddie and I, we're doing like 15 minutes. We're going to do a few of the hits. Bring Josh Woods out. Call it a day, you know? I'm also hosting this show. They did this video on Saturday Night Live where they were making fun of country music a little bit. Although it's a pretty good song. I'll be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:52:53 And then it gets into the squid games. I'm going to play about a minute of it or so, maybe a little more. But this is from S&L. It is, the guest was Rami Mollick. How do he say his name? Rami Malik, who played Freddy Mercury in the Queen movie. And then also the tall, goofy guy. Yeah, Davidson.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Pete Davidson. All right, here you go. My ex-wife hates me. Even had to sell my puppy. Yes, I'm broken. It's a damn shame. Guess I gotta play the squid game. Yes, I gotta play the squid game. My only option is the squid game.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Have a number not a real name. Cause I'm playing in the squid game. Weird cards locked us in a big room. They got symbols on their faces like the ones on Playstations and the main guy looks like Dr. Duh. Bunk builds, new friends, piggy bank up in the sky. There's a robot girl who caught me running better duck behind the nearest guy. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:54:09 They're yelling at me in Korean and nothing is translated. It's really funny. I didn't expect to laugh as hard as I did. Maybe I think Pete Davidson's really funny and then Squid Games, obviously. Eddie, did you finish Squid Games? Oh, I'm finally done. All of it? Yes, all done.
Starting point is 00:54:23 And? Unbelievable. I'm with you. I don't know if it's the best show I've ever, ever, ever seen, but I mean, it's a five out of five. Wow. 100%. You're okay, though, with different languages. I love sub-potal message.
Starting point is 00:54:36 That was the struggle for me was the different language. Otherwise, it was just, I was addicted. I needed to go watch. Anytime I had 15 minutes, I was, like, trying to get a little bit of the show if I had time. Like, loved it that much. Yeah, I'm so into the whole subtitle and Korean movies now. Like, I love Parasite. That was a Korean movie. Yeah, that was really good too.
Starting point is 00:54:53 This was Korean. And now what you say, taxi driver or whatever? Yeah. That's next on my list. You said Parasite was your favorite movie of all time. Of all time. Yeah, top five movies. Are you sure you're just not Korean?
Starting point is 00:55:03 Maybe. I do have a cousin that's half Korean. Brian Laundry costumes are popping up for Halloween. Oh, no. Yeah. Too much. There appear to be people that are making light of the Gabby Petito Brian Laundry saga. and so now people have started posting pictures of them in a Brian Laundry costume.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Wild. Too far. No, it's not good. And I don't know. If I'm getting older, I just don't get offended by things. If I don't like it, I just move away from it in general. A show, a comedy act, a person. But this one, I'm not offended, but I'm going, who would, what kind of person would wear that person would wear that costume?
Starting point is 00:55:45 Yeah. I mean, it just sucks that someone thinks that that's okay. There was a story about a guy who was walking the Appalachian Trail, and he's hiking it. And he has a beard and he's bald. And the feds ambushed him. They thought it was Brian. It's not Brian Laudrie. Oh, it wasn't him.
Starting point is 00:56:00 An upstate New Yorker who kind of looks like him. But that bald-headed beard look is pretty popular with bald-headed guys because they need hair somewhere. Scoop his Eve has that look. He does because he needs hair somewhere, right? Scoo Steve is exactly. And it's nice to get it cut. You feel like a regular person. Has anybody accused you of being Brian laundry?
Starting point is 00:56:17 No, they haven't, thank God. Again, an upstate New Yorker was hiking the Appalachian Trail when U.S. Marshals on the hunt pulled their guns on them. Wow. If you're this dude, though, and you look like Brian Laundrie,
Starting point is 00:56:32 don't you, and he's there, aren't you kind of like one eye open? Like, they'd probably think of Brian Laundry. He probably didn't even think he looks like Brian Laundry. Oh, he looks like Brian Laundry. Why should you have to alter your look just because someone decided to commit, potentially,
Starting point is 00:56:46 allegedly commit a current. But you're going to go back to that place looking just like the guy and expect no one to think you're him. What if you've had this trip plan forever? Well, we're doing a lot of what ifs right now. I know. And then how long does the whole thing last before you tell him like, I'm not him? Dude, I don't know. That's the handcuff you.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Because looking at him, I don't know that I believe him. I'm like, yeah, the heck you are. You're Brian Laundry. They have been hiking from Georgia to Virginia. Oh, my. Maybe they haven't even seen the news. Since late, except they were completely eliminated. When they got him, they checked his tattoos
Starting point is 00:57:19 and this guy didn't have Brian Laundry's tattoos And so they're like, give me your ID But how traumatic for him That's funny Well, for a later maybe He thinks it's funny In the moment, probably not He probably knows he looks like Brian Laundry
Starting point is 00:57:36 though and I tell him the girl Hey I look like the guy, this is where he is I wouldn't doubt some people think that we're him I don't know that you think federal marshals Come at you with guns but he also looks just like him. But I would think Brian Laundry would shave his face. Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:50 If I'm the guy, I got a wig on or a hat. I don't know that you can go into a wig store looking like that. Maybe you got to pay someone like when you were a kid get someone to buy beer for you. You wait outside the wig store. You're like, hey, I give you $20 if you're going to get me a beer. Yeah. Good point. Because if you go in looking like Brian Laundrie asking for a wig, they're probably going to be like, oh, that's the guy.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Yeah. How do you get razors at a store? Maybe he... Same thing. Well, I don't know. I guess depending on how pre, you know, I don't know, have to super meditated things. He could have shaved his face at home. Remember he went home for a little bit. Good point.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Mm-hmm. Maybe his parents had all the wigs. He could think ahead. I don't know. If those parents are not involved, I feel so bad for them because they are getting hassled. People are protesting outside their house. They're putting signs in their yard. If they're not involved, I still don't know how I feel about it. Because who cares how I feel about it?
Starting point is 00:58:40 But if they're not involved, it stinks for those. It stinks for those. let's just say because they didn't do it and if your son comes to you and goes hey this happened I'm gonna run you probably got a couple decisions to make
Starting point is 00:58:54 it's your son that's right it's tough do you help them run from the law you shouldn't yeah but hopefully if you're considering helping him then he gave you a very different version of the story or something because like I wouldn't
Starting point is 00:59:08 I would turn my son in right I don't ask me what would you do bones I don't have a son. I don't know. You don't want to answer it. Well, but Eddie's over here like, I know. It's a tough decision. I'm like, no, it's not. It's tough because you start thinking like, well, man, I mean, I could help save him or I can do the right thing and turn him in. I mean, it's really tough. Turning him in could be saving him, though. You're right. If he murdered somebody.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Yeah. I would turn him in. I feel like I would turn him in too, but I can't say that because I don't have any kids yet. I would turn Eddie in. Yeah. I'm just your friend. Yeah. Not your son. If your son robbed a bank, would you turn him in? if the cops were looking for them. Yeah, I think the right thing here is to turn them in. Okay, that way you're just going to stick to that on the air?
Starting point is 00:59:47 Okay. Researchers at Harvard Medical School found that a stressful marriage might actually be as bad as smoking and can be life-threatening. They found a conflict-filled relationship harms the body physically in many ways. People in a stressful relationship can have damaging body inflammation and vital organs, extreme changes in appetite, increased levels of stress hormones, All these conditions can negatively affect heart function and how your body fights disease and sickness. So an unhappy marriage is an unhealthy physical body as well.
Starting point is 01:00:23 I was talking to Scoobo Steve about this before we came on the air. And he said fact about his past marriage. Not his current one. Yes. Current one, I'm assuming, is going pretty great. It's going great, yes. And I look wonderful, I believe. You do look wonderful.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Why? What happened with the first marriage? I mean, all these things are true because you don't feel good about yourself, so you eat terrible, you don't work out. My skin was awful. I had really bad acne, and I just didn't have the great self-esteem. I just was slumped over. I had, you know, poor shoulders. It just was, I was a gremlin.
Starting point is 01:00:57 I looked awful. And you attribute that to your first wife? 100%. The amount of stress of going through somebody who is cheating on you and treating you terrible, it just, it's a lot on someone's soul and health. For me, it was at least. How long were you married the first time? It was just right about a year. No red flags going into that one?
Starting point is 01:01:19 I think you go into it, just any relationship. I hate to pick on Abby because we talked about her a lot. You have blinders on, and you feel like everything is great, and people give you advice, and you don't want to hear it from them, and then you... Did your friends say don't marry this woman? I had a couple good friends that were like, hey, man, I don't want to tell you too much because I don't want to lose this friendship,
Starting point is 01:01:37 but I feel like this is not good. I'm like, no, dude, you don't know what you're talking about. You're wrong. She's great. She's wonderful, and some of the things they said were they were true. Oh, man. Do you think she was cheating on you the whole time? I believe the majority of the time, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Or may have been doing some emotional cheating prior to it, and then it got physical. Do you think she cheated on you before you got married? I think so, yeah. How hard is that to say out loud? Now, because it's been about a good probably 10 years. I have no problem with it now, but back then it was rough. Like, I was crying myself to sleep every night. It was hard.
Starting point is 01:02:09 And so for those that didn't get to hear the show many months ago when Scuba told this story, he found pictures of her that she was texting to other dudes, right? Yeah, on Ashley Madison, which is that cheating site for married people. Like naked pictures or like underwear pictures? Underwear pictures. And so Scuba took those pictures and sent them to her dad. Yep. Straight up.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Savage. So. Very savage. Crazy. I mean, that's how hurt he was, guys. I know. Email or text. It was email, and he's an older guy, so he doesn't check his email very often, so it sat for a good week or so.
Starting point is 01:02:44 So say why you sent them to the dad again? Well, I mean, because what she was doing. That's her dad. She has nothing to do with it. Yeah, but he was the one person I kind of confided into, and he was also another person that kind of gave me advice of like, hey, my daughter's a little like this. This could be an issue. And so I was kind of like, kind of like, you're right. This is what she's doing.
Starting point is 01:03:03 The dad came to you? Yeah, he liked me. He still follows me on Facebook and all that kind of stuff. I think he kind of felt bad for me. marrying his daughter. I know it's pretty hard to stomach, but that was what happened. And so until that dad responded, you just sat and waited? Just sat and waited.
Starting point is 01:03:17 I mean, I already waited this long of all these cheating things that knew what was happening, so I kind of wanted to wait for his, like, final punch. And so she also just continued to come home, not knowing what was going on. Yep. How did you keep it quiet that you sent those emails off? I just kept doing it what I was already doing, just kind of, you know, suffocating myself with it and just moving on. once you moved out and moved away and got divorced did you physically start to feel better well i kicked her out of the apartment i kept the apartment in the city and like immediately i started uh just i was like okay
Starting point is 01:03:50 i have to get myself ready to be single and ready to find somebody else so i started going to the gym started eating healthier started taking care of myself and thinking about me for the first time in a really long time so it was a great experience for me so i it was rough but it was good and you can kind of back up this article and go, yes. If you're not in a good relationship physically, your body goes to crap. Oh, for sure, yeah. So get out if you're in a bad relationship. It's not worth it.
Starting point is 01:04:16 When your wife now hears these stories. What does she say? Oh, she knows all about them all. And she, because she even looked at me as we're dating, she kept saying, wow, you keep looking better and better, and you're looking younger. And it attributes to having a great relationship, somebody who can support you and be there for you.
Starting point is 01:04:32 So she just was like, I don't know why you would deal with something like that and how you could deal with somebody like that. So she's always vowed to take good care of me. I don't know, Scuba. And just let me say this. And I'd hate to lose you, right? I'd hate to lose you. You should just do your own show.
Starting point is 01:04:48 I mean, that's a long-term goal of mine. I mean, you're very interesting. You have opinions. I mean, you're the guy here, but at some point, you should just do your own show. I don't know what that means. I don't know if I need to go get you a show somewhere. That'd be cool. Yeah, I'd be down for that.
Starting point is 01:05:06 I mean, that's definitely a long-term goal of mine I would like to do. Why long-term? How old are you? I'm in my mid-30s. Okay. There's no long-term. I know, I know. But I do like what I do, and I like supporting people like yourself and working for you and being a part of a team environment. I guess I just, I get scared. I'm like a failure. It's scary because, you know what? Odds are it's not going to work. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:25 But anything that's amazing is only amazing because not a lot of people can do it. but you have to trust that you are able to fight through the pressure be the odd, you know, the odd man out that does make it. Man, if I'd have been scared, I wouldn't be here. That's a good point. And I feel like I've learned so many tools along the way
Starting point is 01:05:49 working from many different shows that I know how it's all done behind the scenes and in front of the scene, so it would be great. You got to do your own show, man. The story about your, do you just have so many stories, but the story, can I mention the story about your name and your wife? Oh, yeah. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Yeah, go ahead. And we've mentioned this on the show, but scuba Steve's your wife now. Yes, yeah. His dad, her dad died. Scuba diving. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Crazy.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Awful. And your name is scuba Steve. Scuba Steve. She never told me until I talked to a psychic. And I was like, why would you not start with that? So, but you were already scuba Steve when you met her. Yes, yeah, that was my name way before her. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:06:27 That's hard. And she never mentioned that to you. Never mentioned it to me. And I was like, wow, that would be the first thing I said. But why not just change your name out of respect? Well, I mean, that's just my name. It's the brand I've had for a long time, so I just stuck with it. I've tried changing it, but everywhere I go, people seem to like it, and so I just keep
Starting point is 01:06:41 continuing with the name. But it's the brand named after a movie character. Yeah, it is that, yes. So it's not like my name, correct, yeah. He's had so many jobs. I mean, we could sit here and do the Scoobo Steve special. I think we did a podcast once on the Bobbycast. Mike, let's move that back up on the Bobbycast, the Scoo of Steve episode.
Starting point is 01:06:58 The doctor, his time with Dr. Phil was interesting. Yeah. Anyway, I'll get off this. Okay. At some point, though, I'm going to have to cut the cord on you. I don't want to lose you, but he's got to go and do his own thing. Maybe you just do a podcast to start. I don't know what it is. Yeah. But you don't have any time, so I don't know how you're going to do that.
Starting point is 01:07:16 I mean, I'll make time. I have to, but I appreciate the support. That's really cool. All right, there is. Scoobo Steve, my hero and yours. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Her name is Tinney Burkett Ivy. She was diagnosed with breast cancer in November 2020 and she thought about not even fighting it
Starting point is 01:07:34 because she's 97. Oh, wow, yeah. She was like, I don't know if I want to go through that. And I've had a really full life. But she also couldn't stand the thought of not seeing her last grandchild getting married. And her goal was, I got to go to the wedding. She had been to all three weddings for her other grandkids.
Starting point is 01:07:52 She was like, so I'm going to do it. She went through surgery. She went through chemo. She went through radiation. That's a lot. 97. Her body's so frail. And she survived.
Starting point is 01:08:01 Wow. She didn't let cancer stop her from attending her grandson's wedding, and now she's cancer-free. What? She's healthy. She's 97, so I'm sure she's brutal, but she's healthy as can be. She credits a healthy lifestyle, good diet and daily exercise with helping her beat cancer. And now she's back to walking one mile every week. Wow.
Starting point is 01:08:19 How about that? That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. What's happening, friends? Hit us up. 877. 77 Bobby.
Starting point is 01:08:32 877, 77, B-O-B-B-Y. We would love to talk to you. Feedback, questions, comments. The phone lines are now ready for you. Bobby's Big. As we look into what's happening today, this Wyatt Moss loves Chipotle. Went viral earlier this year for eating food
Starting point is 01:08:52 in all 50 states from Chipotle in 50 days. And basically the story is, I never got tired of it. And I was thinking about this. And Chipotle is definitely a place where you can eat there every day and not get tired of it because of all the options. Yeah. As long as you have like an affinity for Tex-Mex-ish, I don't even know what you would call exactly that because it's not Mexican. No.
Starting point is 01:09:17 And it's not really Tex-Mex-ish. Yeah, but it is burritos tacos and bowls. And queso and guacamole. What would you do? What would you do? I would American Tex-Mex-Mex-S-Mex-S-Mex-S. Fast food, dish. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Like. Yeah. But I would say this is a place you could go and feel fulfilled every day for 50, 60, 70 days. I agree. Because of the options. Where else could you go and that happened? Well, didn't somebody do this with McDonald's? But then they got really fat, right?
Starting point is 01:09:46 Wasn't that the whole? No, I don't. No, they didn't. I think it was they ate a whole bunch of McDonald's and they stayed thin. And their point was you can pretty much have anything every day in moderation. Well, there you go. I think that's what it was. Okay.
Starting point is 01:09:59 But McDonald's, for me, wouldn't be something I could eat every day because thematically, it all feels generally the same. Burgers, fries, nuggets. Chick-fil-A, pretty good in that? Yeah. But I don't know that I could do 50 to 60 days of chick-fil-A. It'd be hard. Yeah, yes, Eddie. That's correct, Eddie.
Starting point is 01:10:18 More what I'm saying. Or at least at Chipotle, you can get steak, risket, pork. I rocked a pork. You can get the tofu stuff. Yeah. You can get a salad or a taco or a cassidia. Read us more of the menu. We go there all the time.
Starting point is 01:10:32 Are they doing margaritas still? Brown rice, white rice. A glass vase purchased for $4.99 at a thrift store in the Pacific Northwest. It's expected to sell for $15,000. Oh my goodness. After it was identified as a rare piece from 1902. The Lowett's Argus glass is one of the finest examples of this rare and important model to come from the market. And then it says a bunch of fancy stuff.
Starting point is 01:10:57 I don't give any crafts about that. But the vase is expected to fetch around $15,000 when it goes up for auction. It's crazy. But who would spend that kind of money on a vase? I don't know. I did see, I believe it was a Michael Jackson passport. Yeah. That is going up for auction.
Starting point is 01:11:12 And it's going up for a lot of money as well. The last number I saw was $75,000 or something. Which, like, why would you want that? But okay. You would want it because it would sell later in life for more money. for more money. Any of this stuff like Elvis's hair, Elvis or Michael Jackson's passport.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Oh, yeah, I just didn't know if, like, things go down because it's Michael Jackson. Paul McCartney's butt hair. Yes, it is because of Michael Jackson. No, because he's famous and dead. Okay. And because they think it will go up in value. Otherwise, when he's spending $75,000 bucks on.
Starting point is 01:11:47 You also do some pranks with that, right? Like, pull it out the airport. Like, yeah, just kidding. You don't take a $75,000. No. Lock that up. anything to the airport. A woman in Houston
Starting point is 01:11:58 has been sentenced to 51 months in prison after she used bad checks to buy $50,000 in postage stamps. She has been sentenced to a lot of time in the big house. According to the U.S. Middle District Court of Pennsylvania, she was charged with bank fraud and aggravated identity theft.
Starting point is 01:12:14 She admitted that she had purchased the stamps from post offices in Pennsylvania, Kentucky, and West Virginia using personal checks that were not hers. What did she do with the post offices, though? I'm wondering, is she mailing stuff or she reselling the stamps or something? Reselling the stamps? But what are they? Like, Michael Jackson Passport?
Starting point is 01:12:32 Yeah. Do they go up in value? People do collect things. No, but she didn't have to pay for them. She got them for free. So she's using somebody else's money and then selling that. Right. So then she gets the cash.
Starting point is 01:12:40 Why stamps, though? Why not go to Walmart and buy like electronics? Yeah, weird. Well, maybe this. I don't know. I'm trying to give you an answer like I know. The case was investigated by the U.S. Postal Inspection Service. I bet you they have a badge.
Starting point is 01:12:54 That's full one dude. If they drop that badge, you're like, what did I do? Not put the flag up in my mailbox? Hey, mail fraud is a federal offense. Or if you steal someone's mail? Last night, Jimmy Allen was on Dancing with Stars. And we said, hey, say the word plenty whenever you're on there. It's very quick, but you do hear them say this after getting a good score.
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Starting point is 01:13:30 Name. For Jimmy and Emma. Yeah, that's a plenty. He did? You're in the back going to go, that's a plenty. That's a plenty. Here's another clip.
Starting point is 01:13:44 34 out of 40 for Jimmy and M. You hear? He did say it. I told him to fit that in if he could. It's like, yeah, that's a plenty. That's a plenty. So, now that being said, I'm about to tell you who has voted off. If you want to turn your radio down for.
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Starting point is 01:17:46 That's get sunday.com. I just want to lay out what we're about to get ourselves into. Got a lot of emails from listeners about the Abbey. firefighter situation where she's been texting with this guy things just don't add up I felt it was a scam at the beginning then I started to go maybe it's real love
Starting point is 01:18:08 now all of us think it's a scam not catfish but we think he's up to no good and you can listen to yesterday's show to figure that but I have so many emails from listeners I want to roll through some of those we're going to have big news on tomorrow's show what do you mean? I don't want to say too much but we're going to have
Starting point is 01:18:27 B-I-G-N-E-W-S on tomorrow's show about the Sitch He's coming in? That'd be cool. It's Cole Swindell. No. We're going to have big news tomorrow, okay? So I'm going to read you some emails
Starting point is 01:18:43 from listeners in the big news. And then one of my passions in life, if not my biggest passion in life, is sports. And I don't bring a lot of sports onto this show, but there are a few stories, Amy, I need to bring in to the mix today because I need your feedback on them. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Because they cross the line of just it being interesting to sports people, but also interesting to people who don't love sports that much. It's like human interest. All sports or football? Football especially. Ooh, what do you got? How bad decisions high-ranking people make when it comes to women. Oh.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Oh, interesting. We'll come back to that because I want to give you a couple different ones. Oh, I saw that one guy. Which guy? The guy you told us about a little bit ago, but I finally saw all the footage and I watched the video. Urban Meyer, when the girl's dancing on him in the bar. And then he stuck his hand. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:34 That's one of them, but that's not the big one. Okay. So we'll get into those coming up in a second. And we've got calls. We're going to get into the Abby firefighter situation in a second because I got a bunch of emails from listeners. Hey, Abby, can I ask you a question real quick? I know she's right in the middle of answering phone calls. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:19:52 Did you talk to him yesterday at all? I did. Well, actually, I did not talk. I got some texts. From him? Yeah. Mad? No, not mad. It was actually really nice. That's weird, because I would be mad if I was him. People are talking about you. Yeah, be like, stop talking about me. I know, because I did see that, a lot of comments of people saying that. And I'm like, I mean, but he knows what he's into. Like, he knows he's in this.
Starting point is 01:20:16 And I'm going to say it yesterday. He had me to say. Do you want to hold to the next segment, gather your bearings? Yeah, I should. Okay. Because I haven't even I didn't even really look at the text that well because he sent it last night.
Starting point is 01:20:29 Okay, look at it. Okay. And then I'll read some listener emails too. Gotcha. Okay. Good for her. She didn't respond though, right? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 01:20:37 I'm proud of myself. Good. Yeah. I know it's hard. I'm going to read emails on tomorrow show. You ever see that big old wrecking ball? Like, boom, slams into a house. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:46 That might happen tomorrow. Oh, come on. I was going to leave it there. Amy, I wanted to bring a couple stories up to you. Okay. Which would you like first? The Urban Meyer story, that's the guy you were talking about at the bar? Well, there's a new video that they say is emerging.
Starting point is 01:21:00 Okay. So what did you see from that? I saw him out at a restaurant or bar situation. I think he even owns the place and he was sitting on a bar stool. And I saw like a girl close by kind of dancing-ish on him. Like grinding into his pelvic region. And I thought, okay, well, maybe he couldn't control what she's doing. But then, bam!
Starting point is 01:21:23 I saw his hand go in there. So the back of her leg between her legs and the butt. So he's married. Yes. He is the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Yeah, and I feel awful for his family. Because it's just so public, like what they're going through. Some people go through this and it can be a little private.
Starting point is 01:21:39 And for them, it's very public. And that's probably so hard. The third video that is about to hit. From a different angle. It's apparently way worse than the first two. And there are apparently plenty of lurid texts between him and the woman. I thought it was just a grind session. I didn't know that they all chatting on the text. Yeah, me too. That makes it a little more real deal of Holyfield, huh? Yeah, I didn't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:22:01 Again, I didn't know much about it. I will later, I watched the clip on YouTube from some athlete that has a video show on YouTube or podcast. You know what I'm talking about? He's real loud and stands up. Stephen A. Smith? No, it's another one. Well, here's the thing. If you're this public of a figure, what are you doing in public having some girl grind on you? Let's remove, don't have a girl grind on you if you're married. That should just be known. That's understood. That's understood.
Starting point is 01:22:24 I'm not going down that because that's just what we do. When you get married, you don't have another girl put her butt right in your pee-pee and you don't take your hand and put it up on her. Right? That being said, if you're this wildly famous, how are you in public having a girl, woman, young woman, 20 years his young right in your junk? And again, it was his place. So I was thinking like everyone there knows.
Starting point is 01:22:50 who you are. I mean, it doesn't matter if it's a place or not. He can be a TGF Fridays. It's easy, guys. He's drunk. He was drunk. When you're drinking, you don't realize. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said he had drinks. But you're that famous. It doesn't matter how drunk you are. Then go drink alone. I agree. But when you're that drunk, you don't even think about what's around you. But don't allow yourself to get that drunk around. You are held to a higher standard when you are running an organization, especially if you're famous in running an organization.
Starting point is 01:23:15 Everybody's looking to get pictures of you doing something good or bad. And so it's out. They said the next video is going to be super explosive, worse than the first two. But it's not out yet. Mm-mm. He'll probably end up getting fired from Jacksonville and go coach USC. Oh.
Starting point is 01:23:29 So why would they... I mean, maybe? Why would one fire and one higher? Like, if it's still controversy. Because he's really good. He's really good. He's like one of the greatest. He's probably the second greatest college football coach of our lifetime
Starting point is 01:23:38 behind Nick Sabin in Alabama. But yeah, he's really good. It's one national championships, two different places, Florida and Ohio State. So, but that's that. Now, here's the other one that's new. Ed Ogeron, who's the head coach at LSU, they fired them, but what they did is they said, hey, we're going to let you finish out this season,
Starting point is 01:23:56 which is really rare. It's also really rare because he won a national championship two seasons ago. And so he has a winning record, and everybody's like, huh, interesting that you would, you know, cut the guy so quickly. But it's been reported that he's gone, like, party crazy. Oh. Like, women galore.
Starting point is 01:24:11 Like, has just been, had, like, his girlfriends at practice and lets their... What? And, like, lets their kids, like, jump in the drills. The girlfriend's kids? This is all from stuff that I've read. But it's like, well, what are you thinking? You're running the LSU program.
Starting point is 01:24:27 How old is he? He's probably, if I'm guessing, like 58 or something. Mike, will you look up at B, Orgeron? But apparently, this is what the story says. It's his behavior off the field that killed his LSU career. It's being reported that Orgeron hit on the wife of an LSU official at a gas station. Oh, man. What?
Starting point is 01:24:45 Here's what happened. I'm going to read you outside. the story, what I've been told of what I know. He's 60. What I know is that he's kind of on the prow, right? And he's like, that's how he talks. He's like, yeah. But he's single?
Starting point is 01:24:58 Yeah, yeah. Now. Okay. I like, as a person, I like him. I didn't know all this was going on. Like, I liked the guy. I was always a big fan of him. And so, he has been sowing his oats, you know, apparently.
Starting point is 01:25:16 And he was at a gas station. And he sees this woman, like, hey, we should work out sometime. That's what he says to her. That's okay. That happens, okay? At a gas station. And then she's like, hey, I'm married.
Starting point is 01:25:26 And then she also is pregnant. And he said, why does that matter? This guy's name. I have to see him. What a weirdo. Ed Orgeron. O-R-G-E-R-N. I spelled like Or-Garon.
Starting point is 01:25:42 Yeah, I got him already. So, again, that could be considered creepy. So the pregnant story you just heard, or is that an article? It's definitely in the article. Okay. So like she goes home and tells her. I've taken some liberties on some other small things I've heard,
Starting point is 01:25:57 but it's definitely in the article. And so she wasn't just married to an LSU official. She was married to a high-ranking LSU official. And so. Oh. That's not smart. Right. He's, this is from the Atlantic.
Starting point is 01:26:10 The 60-year-old Orgeron has also been known to have girlfriends whose presence at team practices have become a distraction. And then again, when they would come and they would have their kids with them, he would be like, hey, hop in their gerals. Do some skeleton drill with wide receivers. They're like, what's happening here? They're like, this is awesome.
Starting point is 01:26:27 No, the players. Oh, yeah. Trying to practice. What's going on here? Like, why is 9-year-old Timmy in the Oklahoma drill? But he's not married, right? He's not married, but he's not anymore, I guess. Overall, not a good look, so he's going to finish the season.
Starting point is 01:26:44 I'm just saying if he was married and those were his kids and he took him to practice and everything, everything would be fine. right, but he's not. Is there girlfriends and their kids? Well, yeah, and he's like... Also, I'll say this, had he really been winning? I don't think this would... They'd look the other way?
Starting point is 01:26:58 I do. I think in COVID football year, he went one over 500. But he didn't win a national championship. And they haven't been playing that good this year. They beat Florida last week. But not to LSU standards. And I think, had he been crushing it, I don't think this would have been an issue yet. But the whole, hey, let's work out.
Starting point is 01:27:14 No, I'm married. Oh, I guess him and his wife separated this year. I'm pregnant. Who cares? They did. He's rocking, man. 60 years old, life's going his way. And all wrong. Is that his thing?
Starting point is 01:27:28 Hey, we should work out together to random women at a gas station? He's often, like, seen walking around campus and jogging. Oh. But he's a bigger guy. Yeah, big dude. But it's, you're running the LSU football program. You can't do stuff like that in public. You can't be creepy in public.
Starting point is 01:27:44 Heck, you can't even be creepy on a DM on Instagram or, When people know you, people are looking to take advantage of that situation and share how you are a bad guy or a weird guy or a creepy guy. Yeah, if this guy has social media, take it away. You just have to be smarter than that if you are a known figure or you're running an organization. So? I have football news. Well, you want stories. I read one this morning about the football coach and four other staff members that got let go because they wouldn't
Starting point is 01:28:20 get the vaccine. Oh, in Washington State. Yeah, and he has a $10 million contract. And I was like, wow. And that's not a school thing. That's a state thing. And since a public university is considered state, anyone who is paid by the state has to be vaccinated. And he's one of the highest paid. I just thought, oh, man, that's, Nick Rolovich. That school might be like, what the Well, Kyrie Irving's dealing with this when he's playing for the Nets because New York, as a state, says you have to be vaccinated. And he's like, eh, I'm not going to be vaccinated, so he's going to chill. And he was just going to play road games, but the Nets were like, we can't have you just hopping in some games and some nod. It's going to kill the continuity of what we're doing here.
Starting point is 01:29:03 Yeah. So, but yeah, he's out. I saw an ESPN worker who she was trying to have a second kid. She's like, I don't want to get vaccinated. And they were like, our company policy is this. And so she's like, all right, I'm going to go ahead and check out then. So I guess he has to go work in a state that doesn't have a state mandate. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:22 For vaccines. Crazy times. All right, that's what's up. Good football story, Amy. Thanks. You brought one in. Hey, look at us. We're just sitting around.
Starting point is 01:29:29 Chopin up football news. Yeah. Let's go over to Ben in South Dakota, who's calling the show right now. Hey, Ben, what's up, buddy? Morning, studio. Morning. I've been put on holes for over. an hour just to hear that.
Starting point is 01:29:46 So I'm pretty excited about that. But about that Urban Meyer story, I just don't understand how you can have a multi-million dollar contract and just not be a saint, you know. I just don't understand some of these guys just throw them contracts down the drain. And I just don't understand why or how you can do that. Here's what I will say about that. as someone who grew up in a trailer park living in poverty, and I don't live that life anymore.
Starting point is 01:30:19 I've been able to go from one side of it to the other, and I've been able to see other people do it as well. Money doesn't make you a better person. It makes you more of who you really are, meaning if you're a good person to begin with, it makes you a better person. If you are not that good a person to begin with, it makes you a worse person.
Starting point is 01:30:38 So anytime you have any sort of money, success power, any of that, it makes you more of truly who you are. I've never made anyone who success and fame has actually made them better. I know people who've had success, money, fame, who it's made them, it's allowed them to be more of who they really are. But I never met anybody that was a piece of crap that made money. And it was like, you know what? I'm not going to be a piece of crap anymore. Mostly they just could be a bigger piece of crap.
Starting point is 01:31:06 But I've seen people, too, who are great people who hit it and they turn into a greater person. because they do have the ability to be who they already are on a greater level. I see it in country music all the time. I see real, there are real turds out there who are massive country stars.
Starting point is 01:31:23 Just awful people who people just worship and adore. And there are country stars who you may think, I don't know if I'd like them, but they are the greatest people behind the scenes. And so what I will say is
Starting point is 01:31:35 availability just kind of breeds you being who you are more so. So, what that says about them specifically? I don't know them. Doesn't seem like a good look. Yeah, well, I don't know that he's always made.
Starting point is 01:31:49 I saw Tim Tebow talking about this whole thing. And Tim had me convinced that there's grace for Irvin. There's grace for everybody. Well, I know. But, I mean, the way Tim was talking about him, I didn't know that that didn't seem that this is common behavior for him. But I don't know. He's not known as the best guy anyway.
Starting point is 01:32:06 No, he's had controversy before. Not known as the best guy anyway. But it's not our job to judge. No. Judge, judge, yet ye not be judged. Yeah, you got it. That's right. You're going to hear me judge.
Starting point is 01:32:20 I'm just saying, when you are given more, you're also given more ability to be who you really are. And I've seen it in both ways. So what this is about them? I don't know. But just getting a million dollar contract doesn't make you any better of a person. Yeah. Can make you worse. If anything, sometimes when you have a lot of money and power and praise and people are all about you,
Starting point is 01:32:41 then something maybe in your head. which is to where you think like you're invincible or like you can kind of do whatever you want and you're untouchable because I don't know he would have to have some blinders on for sure to think that I mean he just to be out in public at his place and not think that that was going to affect him you go into a back room you know and dance to the song if you want to cheat on your you know I mean don't don't do that but I'm saying it's just dumb to do it in public all right that's it. Someone's so smart to be so dumb in other ways. That is mind-blowing to me, but then sometimes my boss will say that to me. They're like, how can you be so smart in all these ways
Starting point is 01:33:19 but do the stupidest things? And I'm like, yeah, that's a good point. On the phone is Sarah in Georgia who is calling the show right now. Sarah, what's going on? I just wanted to call and thank you guys for playing the blank slate game. I have a 19-year-old and 14-year-old daughter. We played last night, me and my husband and them. They loved it. And they're wanting to know when we We're going to play it again. So we've got it set to play all week. And I just wanted to say thank you guys for playing it. Oh, thanks for calling.
Starting point is 01:33:49 You know, what's funny about it is we played it on the show last week. And then we had a game night at a friend's house last weekend. And we played it off the show too. But I keep a deck of these blank slate cards next to me. If I were to say it's a game, blank slate, it's a board game. If I were to say blank flow, right? It gives me a blank and then the word. Blank flow, what would you say?
Starting point is 01:34:09 Think about it? Okay. Blank flow. what I would say is I don't like mine I don't like mine Oh you don't Okay I have mine written down
Starting point is 01:34:20 That's all I can think of Yeah me too Amy What do you have? P flow Oh wow That's not what I have No you? I have blood flow too
Starting point is 01:34:28 Oh that's good Morgan what would you have said I had water flow Water flow So Amy one point But I originally would have one with even flow I thought about even flow
Starting point is 01:34:39 I thought about even flow I was like you're not gonna get that Okay, let's do one more. Blank office. Blank office. What I put down is the main guy. Blank office. Blank office?
Starting point is 01:34:53 Come on, man. You guys have an easy one? Easy. Easy. Blank office. How about... Okay. I'm in.
Starting point is 01:35:05 The. The office? Yeah. The office. Come on, man. The office. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:14 It's your favorite show. I put dentist office. Oh, come on. Okay. All right. You're terrible. All right, one more. Blank seat.
Starting point is 01:35:23 Sorry. Blank seat. What's the word of you? Blank seat. Oof. 50-50 on this one. I'm going to put. Yeah, it is 50-50, huh?
Starting point is 01:35:34 Right? What do you have? Car seat. Oh, no. That's not one of the 50. What's the other one, truck? Well, I didn't, that's the only one I have. Y'all are the one that said 50-50.
Starting point is 01:35:43 I went backseat. Front seat I have backseat Oh What? Nobody thought car seat No No
Starting point is 01:35:50 No It was not the back seat or front seat But anyway The game is called Blank Slate It's fun It's so much fun We played it in the post show
Starting point is 01:35:56 We had a game night We played it last week If you guys are looking For a fun board game That one's called Blank Slate Sarah thank you for calling Hey thank you
Starting point is 01:36:04 Y'all have a great day All right you too Bye-bye I want to read some emails From the mailbag As far as All relating to Abby Our Phone Screener
Starting point is 01:36:13 and the fireman that has been messaging her. Here you go. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailback. Yeah. Good morning. I've been a fire and emergency services person for 20 plus years and have a few different departments.
Starting point is 01:36:30 And even back in 1996, we took our own photo to send in for a photo ID. We've always had them taken up the department so they were always the same background and uniform across the board. I've never heard of a department having their firefighters send in their own photo for an ID if that's what the photo was for.
Starting point is 01:36:43 So this is someone that says his story of him accidentally texting or a picture as a firefighter. Like that's not how that works. Which his excuse was. His story was I was trying to send it in for my photo ID to my fire chief. Yeah. Here's another one. It's titled Instagram Red Flag. I think the guy is married.
Starting point is 01:37:04 The fact that he doesn't know how to block you on Instagram yet you are blocked tells me he's afraid his wife or girlfriend will find out or already has. Was he offensive when he asked you about mention him on the show? Or did he let it slide when you told him no personal info was shared? Has he said anything specific to the show to where you think he has listened in? Okay, I get the question. Has he said anything about the show that you haven't told him? No, Abby? Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:37:32 Uh-uh. Nope. Let me read a couple more here. This one's titled, This Has Happened to Me. From many experiences you cannot trust what people say these days. you need to question the questionable and do some detective work on your own. Example A, I had a guy in college,
Starting point is 01:37:48 fake, having brain cancer and chemo treatments to get me to date him. Oh my gosh. What? That's an odd tactic, though, for dating. Wow. Example B, I had a guy tell me he had some community service, but that was all.
Starting point is 01:38:02 Actually, I found out he was a drug dealer, had a hefty criminal charge by finding his mug shot in cases online. He had a baby months prior. I found the baby mama's sister on Facebook and was told about how abusive and drugged up he was. Oh, man. That's a keeper.
Starting point is 01:38:16 Example C, a coworker's young daughter, 18, had a man at work interested in her. He claimed he didn't have social media. Turns out he did and a kid. And he said he was 22, but he was 30. Oh. Just be safe. It's on and on.
Starting point is 01:38:30 Wow, wow. Abby, what's the latest? So he texted me last night, and like I said, I didn't answer back. Do you want me to read it? It's up to you? It's up to you. I'll read most of it.
Starting point is 01:38:42 So he was like, I just caught up on the show and I just wanted to say thanks for believing me. It's the truth. But in the end, I obviously, I can't convince everyone. I know the truth. Anything I say will be misconstrued into their view. So I will just leave you alone. Obviously, there are answers to some things, but what's the point in explaining when it will just be put under scrutiny? I gave you one of the people.
Starting point is 01:39:04 Like, he did take a screenshot of someone that messaged him, but I didn't look into it. I'm not going to message someone. I don't know. And be like, did you threaten him? Or call him a creep. He could also have a friend message him with these words. Right. And then screenshot him and be like, look what I'm getting.
Starting point is 01:39:16 That could be true. Yeah. Go ahead. So I didn't look into that. He's like, but I wish you the best. You're a really fun and nice person and you're not too terrible to look at. Oh, geez. Stop.
Starting point is 01:39:26 He's still flirting even after he's like, hey, I'm going to go ahead and go. You're not too terrible to look at. That would never work for me. Hey, babe. You coming often? Hey, let me say one thing about you. You are not terrible. Okay. Go ahead, Abby.
Starting point is 01:39:42 And then he just said, catch you on the flip side. What? That's it. I didn't answer because I just over and out. Here's what I want to say. First of all, good. Leave that on red. Oh, leave it on red. Yes.
Starting point is 01:39:55 I don't even answer at all. No. Why? Why? What would you say? What would you say back? Are you still in love with them? No.
Starting point is 01:40:01 I was never in love with him. Are you still in like with him? I don't even know. You do. So do you still partially believe him? Be honest. I kind of do. Okay.
Starting point is 01:40:12 For some, I don't know why. Okay. And that's fair. You're a human. You're hoping. Your hope is getting in the way of your brain. And who knows? There's a 1% chance of guys tell him the truth and he's getting a real ball deal.
Starting point is 01:40:22 Yes. I know. I know. There is. I thought about that and I feel bad. But here's what I want to say. Hey, Ray, I need to turn my mic off, but I want to stay on the air for a second because I need to have talk with Amy off the air real quick.
Starting point is 01:40:32 So just turn this music way up and I need like 10 seconds, okay? Oh, go on. Turn us back on. When we talk about this tomorrow, Do you think it's her closing the door? What is happening? I hope so, but I mean, also... Did you hear what we were talking about Eddie?
Starting point is 01:41:03 No, no, no. I purposely wanted to be like the listener and not know what you guys are saying. Okay, so I just think that Abby's the sweetest, and right now she's full of hope, and this has been something that he's saying all the right things to her. So I think we're... Hopefully this will be like the kicker
Starting point is 01:41:20 that'll just make her not feel bad if she doesn't reply, but I don't know. Tomorrow we're going to kick you right in the butt with some info, okay? Oh, wait, good or bad? What? We're also teasing Abby about a lot. I know. Tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:41:31 Okay, we have to go. Ray's telling me to wrap it up, but don't reply, okay? Okay. Unless you want to be like, hey, thanks for the message, and that just kind of leaves them there until after tomorrow you can make up your mind for sure. That's what I was basically going to do. Just be like, thank you. Okay.
Starting point is 01:41:43 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Filling in for lunchbox is Eddie. It's Eddie. There are three guys in Virginia. see a guy sitting in a car in a parking
Starting point is 01:41:56 lot and they're like, ooh, let's carjack him because he's got a nice car. So they go, they get him out of the car, but guess what? Problem number one, he's an MMA fighter. Oh, I thought that was coming. Yeah, there's another problem, though? Yeah, there's another problem. So they actually get to fight the MMA fighter. They get the keys from him because it's three to one, obviously.
Starting point is 01:42:12 They get in the car, they throw the MMA fighter out, and they're like, all right, let's go. Guys, it's stick shift. Who can drive stick? No one. Of the three, none could? Not one could drive stick. So obviously, that was enough time for all the to get there and they busted the three dudes. I bet you this guy put up a fight too.
Starting point is 01:42:28 They probably won, but I'm assuming since he's a fighter, he got some good shots in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to mess with those dudes. I can't believe O of three could drive stick. I can't believe, yeah, if you're going to set out to steal cars, you don't, you know, run every possible scenario you could get into. I would just imagine,
Starting point is 01:42:44 though, that these new cars, for the most part, are not stick shift. Do you know what cauliflower are you is? Yes. Yeah, from wrestling. One ears rubbs so much. So to these criminals, there, if you see a guy with cauliflower ears, that means he's a fighter. Do not mess with this guy. And also, if you have a friend that pronounces it colorful, I would avoid that friend.
Starting point is 01:43:02 Did I just say that? Yeah, say cauliflower. Colorflower. What? Colorflower. Color. You say colorflower. Color.
Starting point is 01:43:09 What is it? No, he says like, callie flower. What is it? I feel like he says. I feel like it's cauliflower. Yeah, you call, like, cauliflower. I think that you throws me off, so I call it cauliflower. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:20 Yeah. He's already shifting towards us. He was cullyflower. All right, Eddie. All right, that's your phonehead story of the day. For Halloween, you can now be a sexy vaccine. Oh, wow, of course. It sells for 5595.
Starting point is 01:43:34 It's basically a mini dress that you can kind of see through with a headband with a syringe taken out of the headband. Okay. Now, does it say which one you are? Are you Pfizer or you Moderna? You can write that on it with a sharpie? Your choice. You definitely don't want to be Johnson and Johnson. I did see where they're saying now that.
Starting point is 01:43:53 that with the Johnson and Johnson, they probably should have recommended a double dose, even though it wasn't meant for that initially, because it just kind of was weak. You know, did not have the efficacy that the other Madonna and Pfizer had. So, but you can be a sexy vaccine for 5595.
Starting point is 01:44:12 That's funny, as long as everyone's not wearing it. Yeah. But what's sexy is about it, is you can see through the little skirt, really. I think that's pretty much it on the day. Let me mention this. We're going to be playing Eddie and I, The Raging Idiots, at our IHeart Country Festival,
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