The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Neighbor Oversteps Boundaries and Lunchbox Opens Up About Amy In Interview!

Episode Date: April 20, 2017

Bobby's neighbor oversteps his boundaries and Lunchbox's "nice" side exposed in exclusive interview! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listene...r for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:04:03 Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Let me introduce everybody real quick. To my left. Amy.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Hi. Good morning. To my right. Lunchbox. The man, the middle legend. I'm here. But Eddie's going to do a little segment here now. You usually do the bonehead lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:04:24 Eddie's got a bonehead that he'd like to do. What? It's almost in the future bonehead. And a listener sent this to him. Yeah. And so here we go. Eddie, this is not your cue. Yours comes up later.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Okay. But Eddie's asked to start the show. Yeah, yeah. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to you from Nashville, Tennessee. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Radio personality lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show is in prison, or as I like to call it, the box. See what I did there? For falsifying taxes and IRS fraud for several years and blasting it out on the radio to tell the world. And that's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Hey, that's a look, that's like a crystal ball looking at the future. Okay, that's funny. Yeah. But what was Eddie's voice there?
Starting point is 00:05:09 That's you. Oh, I thought I thought I nailed it. No, no, I thought you were doing your own thing. I didn't know you were trying to imitate me. It was your segment. I feel like I'd be disrespecting you if I didn't do the whole lunchbox. Okay, just making sure, but your voice is terrible. Tribute.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Yeah, like comes to you from Nashville, Tennessee. And you always sing the city for some reason. And that's your bonehead of the day. Yeah, do you know you sing the city? This story comes to you from Toledo, Ohio. Every time. I don't know what. I get excited.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Do you have like something, a spare one? It doesn't even matter where it is. Just do like you would do one. All right, this story comes to us from Raleigh, North Carolina. Did you feel it? Yeah, I kind of go up. Yeah, it is. It's your thing.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Yeah, yeah. I like that. But that's a predictive bonehead problem. Lensbox is getting $10,000 back from the IRS this year. That's funny, though. That's a funny written. thing. You want to give a shout to the listener who wrote it?
Starting point is 00:06:04 Yeah, Jeremy William Consenza. Shout out. Nailed it. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. An Ohio man was trying to set a good example for his kids. I don't know if you saw this, but he found $14,000 on the side of the road. Oh.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Did you see this story? No. Okay, so he found the money. They were driving. He saw a bag and he thought it was someone's laptop. So we stopped. And when he looked in the bag, it was filled with $100. bills.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Whoa. So he took it to the ward and the police station and was like, hey, found him on the road and you should have it. And he said, his kids with him, so I wanted to turn it in. I start to wonder if his kids weren't with them. He'd be like, okay. But still, there were $14,000, guys. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I don't know if I said $1,000. You did. You did. $14,000. Listen, I would teach my kids a lesson by buying them a bike or something. Be like, look, you know you've been good today? Here's a bike. Oh, you teach me a different lesson.
Starting point is 00:07:00 What? What is that? Good behavior? you get good things. Oh, okay. Finders, keepers, losers, weepers. That's what you teach them. I don't think that's one of the golden rules, though.
Starting point is 00:07:10 But for it, is that a golden rule? I don't think so. Okay. That's not one of them. Okay, thank you for that. All right, there you go. But anyway, I see you Jake Bowers for that. I see you.
Starting point is 00:07:19 The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. NTV news, Fox News, dropped. Bill O'Reilly. He'd been with the network for more than 20 years. In other news,
Starting point is 00:07:30 the Secret Service is closing the White House sidewalk, access along the south fence. This is because of all the recent fence jumpers. And finally, in sports, the New England Patriots got to visit the White House yesterday and meet President Trump after winning the Super Bowl. So congrats to them. What'd you do yesterday? I spent a lot of the day in bed.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Why? What's wrong? I don't know. I just wasn't feeling that great. I think probably related to girls stuff. I don't know. I just was not feeling good. Lunchbox, you got a good nap yesterday?
Starting point is 00:08:03 I got a good nap. Yeah, it took an hour. and 25 minute nap. Pretty good. And then, you know, co-ed soccer last night. And then a two-hour episode of Survivor. It was late night. What happened on Survivor? I don't want you to spoil it.
Starting point is 00:08:18 But it was trending last one on Twitter. Did something crazy happen or just a lot of people watch it? Just a lot of people watching it. Last week was the crazy week. But, yeah. My girlfriend, I hadn't seen her in a few days. And she was sick last night. She was in my house. The last two nights my dog's been sick. I don't know. I'm just nerd.
Starting point is 00:08:35 I'm nurse Betty over here Taking care of people Well that's sweet You have to take care of her Listen, and this morning I was like Oh, I want to be sweet So I was like, you don't have to get up And make me breakfast
Starting point is 00:08:44 Oh, that's so sweet for you. You're so nice, dude Wow! And I was like, don't Dang, how's you get so nice? I was like, I will make me breakfast And then I got busy and I forgot To make me breakfast
Starting point is 00:08:56 And so I texted Mike D And I was like, dude We used up by Starbucks Give me some oatmeal Because I'm like I'm mine I know It's like, hey, at least she got off the hook I say that jokingly.
Starting point is 00:09:06 There's no hook. She does it because she's awesome and sweet. I don't want people to think. I was just like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, no, no. But there's that. That's what I, yesterday, I went and did yoga. I thought I was going to pass out. Hot.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I haven't done in three weeks. Super hot and tough. And I think, I was one of those where I was so bad in the class that she wouldn't even correct me. And I kept falling over. Man, people I wonder why people question about masculinity. So, right, I was at yoga, right? Did you wear your yoga pants, your yoga tights? Not yet, but I'm going to.
Starting point is 00:09:37 There's some reasons I'm going to. I was looking around yesterday. Okay. I'm going to. I'm going to wear them to work one day first. Oh, boy. Just let you guys see me in a... Again, I don't know why people will question about masculinity at all.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Heck it's... Time for your positivity. I hope your Thursday's going great. Find the positivity in your life. This little light of mind, I'm going to let it shine. You know what I'm saying? Yes. Let it shine.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Let it shine. All the time. Hide it under a bushel? No. I'm going to let it shine Let it shine You know what I'm saying Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:12 This is a little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine This little light of mine All right time for telling me something good Here we go Yeah Tell me something good An Ohio woman risks her life
Starting point is 00:10:24 To rescue a baby That's in a car The flood waters were coming up She saw a car sinking in the water And so she jumped And the baby was never It was a family too
Starting point is 00:10:33 And she grabbed all of them It's not just a baby in a car Oh wow Oh it's like baby in the car They just left the baby. They're like, got to go. Peace. But she jumped in because they were in shock and stuck. And she jumped and grabbed a hold of something like human chained to them in.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Wow. Which was cool. Yeah. Amy, you're up? There's a college student named Purzel Mandel. And she started writing anonymous notes full of positivity to her freshman class. And then she would drop them in mailboxes across campus. Well, a couple years later, she's now handed out 4,700 anonymous cards.
Starting point is 00:11:04 That's a lot. Lunchbox. Speaking of C in the light, there was two. two people in a fire. They were trapped in a window. 10-year-old, 19-year-old, two Samaritans ran over there, pulled the 19-year-old out, and they couldn't find the 10-year-old. So they shined their phone light in and said, look at the light, reach for the light. We're able to grab the 10-year-old's hand when he reached for the light, pulled him out of the fire. Wow, that's like a movie scene. They're just two Samaritans. Not good Samaritan? They're just Samaritans. Two Samaritans.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Good, yeah, there we go. All right, there you. Tell me something good. Looking over some of the headlines today, the iPhone, about turned 10 years old. Apple will apparently release three new iPhones a summer for the iPhone's 10th anniversary. So 10, I remember when we still had iPods. Yeah. And you would use your iPod to listen to music and your phone to make calls.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah. And then now iPods are just not a thing. In your life. But anytime they stop making something, they're not a thing. So they're going away. Yeah, they're done. So they are done for all intents of purposes,
Starting point is 00:12:05 unless you're still holding onto one, like using one. I have one. I don't, it sits in my bathroom, but I don't even really use it. Other news, Tucker Carlson is replacing the O'Reilly factor. So they fired Bill O'Reilly. That a whole, man, it's all over the news. You can read all about that if you want. You heard that you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar?
Starting point is 00:12:23 Yes, of course. Vinegar actually beats honey when it comes to bats, though. Huh? You're a big bat fan. I brought this up because the first time Amy was ever on the radio, you were how old? Oh, man, third grade, when I was in the bad awareness team. The bat awareness team went up to the radio station and talked about bats. I think the radio station may have been a live remote.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Okay. On remote maybe? At your school for Bad Awareness Day? Yeah, we were the bad awareness team. And do you remember the bat rap? Yeah, me and my friend Claudia Chaheen. We would sing... Do you want to beat?
Starting point is 00:12:58 Oh, you're a go acabella? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bats are the best in the north-south-eastern west. Save the bats. If you can, we just want you to understand. But, blah, blah, the bats. All your friends. What?
Starting point is 00:13:08 If you see a bat in your neighborhood, just remember that bats are good. Bats don't use their eyes to fly. They use echolocation while they're in the sky. So if you think that bats are mean, you need to listen to the bat awareness team. Babu-b-b-b-b-bats. All your friends. Get up. Bab-b-b-b-bats.
Starting point is 00:13:26 All your friends. All-you-friends. I'm sure we had another educational worse in there, but I can't remember it. How do you know that, butt bones? I've heard her do this a hundred times. Yeah. Like, were you on the team, too? No, but I mean, yeah, we got to support the bats.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Congress Bridge, shout out. I just have been through this. Yeah. Performance, right, I know the secondary parts. Yeah, but, but, but, bring it out. Babbas, yeah. Bobby Boneshow. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:13:55 The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Rolling Stone released its most anticipated spring summer album releases. And you want to do. hear some of who they included? Yeah, I was thinking about who has new music coming out that I know it's working on. Al Dean, because I know he's in the studio. Did that make the list? Hmm. Well, where there's so many of them? There were so many, but I, so I pulled like five that I think we would be excited about. Chris Stapleton. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course. We've talked about.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Zach Brown Band, Lady Antebellum, Brad Paisley, and Rascal Flats. No, those are all fair. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a good. That's a good ones, yeah. I'm going to go look at the rest of the list. Let's see what else I would like. Julia Roberts has been named People Magazine's Most Beautiful Woman in the World for the fifth time. That's pretty awesome to be able to make it five times. She was 1991, I guess, was 26 years ago when she made the list the first time. I don't think young people know who she is, really.
Starting point is 00:14:53 She hasn't done anything. You know what I mean? Like, we know her because in our childhood, she was huge. Yeah. But I don't think... And she's in one of my all-time favorite movies. Actually, two of them, Steele Magnolius and Pretty Woman. Again, those movies, I don't think even young people,
Starting point is 00:15:04 Well, young people, check it out. Okay. Okay. There you go. Ask your parents first. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes up from Polk County, Florida. An 18-year-old woman was wanted for parole violations, so she went to Chuckie Cheese, and she wanted to share it with her friends. So what did she do? Well, share what with her friends? That she was at Chuckie Cheese, having a good time.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Oh, so they wanted her. They were looking for her. Yeah, she's on parole. So she got on Facebook. or Instagram posted a picture of her in the balls. She went Facebook live and said, look at me, dancing with the Chucky Cheese
Starting point is 00:15:42 little rat guy. Wow, she went Facebook live. And so the probation officer saw her, oh, sent the cops right over. Got her. At the Chucky Cheese. Which I'm sure they're following people's Facebook pages. They have one. They're on parole or probation or all those, right? Yep. So
Starting point is 00:15:58 she's back in jail. Interesting. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Chucky cheese I went to as a kid But I went to showbiz pizza occasionally Well those had Both Yeah and so they But they actually bought one of them
Starting point is 00:16:11 Bought the other one out But when I was a kid Showbiz was in Little Rock And we would drive Like once a year We would drive Little Rock And go to showbiz It was kind of a treat for us
Starting point is 00:16:19 And they had you know They don't know if they still do But they had like the creepy dancing musician animals Yes They were like robotic Where they do the robot The bear dance
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah they never updated them Even then they were old school So but yeah Showbiz pizza Where a kid can be a kid Is that what their slogan was? Man, that place was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Now I'm thinking about it and all those kids touching all that stuff. It doesn't matter to me what channel Friends is on and mostly I'll watch it on TBS. But I'll watch Friends. I'll stop and just watch it all the time for hours. But it's on MTV now
Starting point is 00:16:51 and I saw it and I was familiar with the guy and I was like Friends, so I just started watching it. And then I see all the commercials for other MTV shows because I don't ever put my TV on MTV. Oh, I haven't been there in years. It's what Lunchbox watches the most. most, though, still. So awesome.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Such good television right there. I haven't fallen in any traps of watching any other shows. So some of the previews, like, are you the one second chance, or the challenge, or teen mom OG, or stranded with a million dollars? Wait, those are all shows. I saw Teen Mom. I saw that commercial for Teen Mom OG. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:23 And I thought about Lunchbox, but those shows, they all look so fake. It looks like bad act. It looks like junior high acting. So the reality shows do. Yeah, they're not acting, though. That's the thing. That's why it's real. They are.
Starting point is 00:17:34 You saw property brothers? Yes. Yeah. Anyway, all that's acting. So what's your, what's that million dollar show? Okay. Tell me about this one. As I make one of them, like, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:17:44 So what they do is they put a bunch of people on this island or whatever and they give them a million dollars. And then if you want to buy, like they have to do certain things and survive if they want like some food, if they haven't caught any, cost them $50,000. They've got to give it back. It's not real money. No, it is because at the, whoever survive. Food doesn't cost $50,000. No, no, it's real money because whoever survives at the end, they split the money. But food doesn't cost, my point is, food doesn't cost $50,000, so it's not real.
Starting point is 00:18:14 It's not to scale. He's confused. Well, it's not real prices. It's not like you're buying a burger for $1.50, obviously, because then the show would be dumb. I'd buy $1.50 hamburger all day. Like when it's $50,000, you have to decide. I get it. I just wonder who their target is.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Yeah. You're looking at it. What about are you the one second chance? That's a great one. I don't know. Are you the one first chance? No, I don't want second chance either. Today's National Lookalike Day.
Starting point is 00:18:50 And so I asked a bunch of listeners, who do he look the most like? Oh. And so here are the top ones. We'll start with me. There are four Rivers Cuomo from Weezer. Fair enough. Number one. Buddy Holly,
Starting point is 00:19:05 awesome but did. Michael C. Hall from Dexter. And Joel McHale a bit from the soup. That's actually old for us, but yeah. For Amy. Carrie Russell. Candice Cameron.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Burray now. Marin Morris. And a couple Reese Witherspins. What? Stop. Who put that on there? That's awesome. A couple Reese Witherspins.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Shout out, whoever put Reese up there. For lunchbox, Steve Buschimi, Doug Funny, and David Spade. Yeah, wow. You're like a combination of those things. Yeah, if you just like mesh all them together, it's like,
Starting point is 00:19:47 I don't look like Steve Buscemi at all. You added that to the list. No one wrote that in. I didn't write this list. Well, I understand listeners did. Eddie. Uh-oh, here we go. Lynn Manuel Miranda.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Miranda. I had never thought about that until someone said that. on Facebook and then people sort of liking it. The Hamilton guy. Oh, you do. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He has way more hair. Yes, he's younger.
Starting point is 00:20:08 I don't know if he's that much younger than you. You're 37, 38? 38. I don't think he's that much younger, maybe mid-30s. Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. Okay, racist. That might be racist, yeah. Oh, we're the same age.
Starting point is 00:20:21 That's what I'm saying. Yeah. He's only young because he's famous. Yeah. Like me. And then Raymond, our producer, Mark Ruffalo, was the winner. And then Morgan has Chelsea Clinton. Oh, that's too.
Starting point is 00:20:35 It's not, that's, that's, I don't know if that's accurate. I don't know if that's accurate. That's rude, Eddie. Like her childhood photo looked just like Chelsea or, I don't know, there's something to it. If you ever wonder what we look like on the show, there are, Eddie, that's rude. I said that's not accurate. I don't think that's accurate. Had a big issue of my neighbor yesterday.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I'll talk about that in a second. But I was like, hey, who's that neighbor issues? Holy cow. line with up. Brent and Hayman, Louisiana. Hey, Brent. Hey, what's going on? Thanks for calling.
Starting point is 00:21:10 What's happening in your life right now? Oh, nothing just heading to work. You have neighbor issues? Yes, I do. Tell me about it. So, my neighbor, they have two little tiny Pomeranian dogs. And they let them out to go use, do their business, go to the bathroom. Well, they always run into my front yard and do the poop.
Starting point is 00:21:34 them all over my front yard. And I don't have any dogs. For that reason, specifically, because I don't have to pick up poop every time I have to mow the yard. So, they let their dogs do all their stuff in my yard, and it's kind of getting annoying.
Starting point is 00:21:50 And... Have you said anything to them yet? I have not said anything directly to them, but every time I see their dog in my yard, I say, hey, get out of here, and kind of yell at the dog. Yeah, you're going to have to go to them And say, hey, I'd appreciate it
Starting point is 00:22:08 If you didn't let your dogs poop in my yard Although lunchbox is a huge advocate Of dogs being able to poop wherever they want Because it's natural Yeah, it's a fertilizer But it's really not, it's not a fertilizer And it's biodegradable Okay, but should people be able to just drive by
Starting point is 00:22:21 And throw tons of fruit in your yard? Yeah Banana peels everywhere They're not durable Drawing fruit in the yard is not natural What? Why? Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:30 No, it's not If it fell from a tree, it would be natural Yes Yeah, if it fell from the tree, but if you're bringing it and throwing it and throwing it in the yard. It's not like it's just growing from the yard. Right. There's no logic to his point. Brent, you need to address this because it's going to end up like a Clint Eastwood situation.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Yeah. Shotgun or something. Yeah, it watched. It's just going to escalate. Wow. Yeah. Jay, enough state in New York. How are you, buddy? Good.
Starting point is 00:22:55 How are you doing? I'm good. You got a noisy neighbor? Oh, boy, do I have a nosy neighbor. A nosy neighbor? Okay, tell me about that. Oh, I'm back a few months. Once ago, garbage didn't pick up our garbage the same night as everybody else for some reason.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Maybe that new guy in the route or whatever. So we called. They came the next night and picked it up. She stops over. Hey, I see your garbage got picked up by someone else today. What do you get your garbage through? It comes at 2 o'clock in the morning. Oh, the neighbors came at 2 o'clock in the morning?
Starting point is 00:23:25 No, the garbage comes at 2 o'clock in the morning. Oh, so she's watching out the window. She was watching who was in his trash up. another one put a second story on our house you know there's a mess in the yard from the construction and everything yeah she's at the salon complaining to our other neighbor who lives right next to us
Starting point is 00:23:45 when we're going to clean up our yard he's not angry like like oh let's take a breath here neighborhood what are you going to say anything to them like hey but out I have and I get the look you know the stink eye yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:24:02 Oh boy do I get it Let me give me some advice My friend George told me a long time ago Don't sweat the petty things And don't pet the sweaty things If you can live by that I think we're all right We can't let these petty things
Starting point is 00:24:18 Forget us Don't sweat the petty things Don't pet sweaty things boom all good Your buddy told you that My buddy George Carlin 877 77 Bobby You want to call this job
Starting point is 00:24:27 I'll tell you what happened to me in a second 877 77 Bobby Also So if you have Instagram, and I imagine most of you do, my name is Mr. Bobby Bones, if you want to follow, Mr. Bob Bones. So my girlfriend gets a text from my neighbor saying that I need to mow my yard yesterday. Oh, which is kind of passive aggressive because they text. Again, I have a few questions. The text was actually, hey, do you need a lawn service?
Starting point is 00:24:56 Dang. I would have honestly rather than my neighbor come over and went, hey, your yard's really growed up. Like, you can mow it? But instead, didn't go to me, went to my girlfriend. Didn't even go to my girlfriend. Texted my girlfriend, girlfriend. And then, the thing is, too, my yard, it looks like Eddie's beard right now. Like, it's out of control.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Nice. It's like so long, it's curling, it's different colors. The whole thing, right? And it's the first time I've had a house, you know, I bought a house six months ago. Yeah. So I haven't had a yard, and it's been winter. Yeah. And so I just haven't, I ended up hiring somewhere for $35 bucks in my yard.
Starting point is 00:25:32 and they were going to actually come the day before but it stormed and so you don't mow a yard when it's wet and so we had to wait but yeah my girlfriend's like your neighbor says you need to mow your yard and it irritated me and they ended up coming the same day and he's gonna think he's the reason
Starting point is 00:25:48 and he's not he's not you already had it set up and he tried to stop me outside my house too and he puts his arm up like to stop me as I was driving in I just ignored it I waved I was like hey I just kept driving went right in my house I was like, I'm not, just come talk to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:05 I like talk to you. And secondly, it's not like I live in a great neighborhood, so I don't have a, H-O-A. Okay, I don't have that. Right. I can put a couch in my yard if I want to. Right. It gives anything. So this is a little bit, this is the same neighbor, by the way, who at 10 p.m., they're playing pretty nasty to dip, and I hear it through my walls.
Starting point is 00:26:27 And I'm like, dude, like, this is not cool. When you dip, you dip, you dip. That's what it sounds like, because all I hear is bass coming through my wall. It's like, I'm laying there, all I hear. It doesn't even matter what you. It's not even matter your number.
Starting point is 00:26:44 And I'm trying to go to sleep. And all I hear is, I can talk about y'all. Yep. I'm like, come on, man. I'm like, come on, man. I'm trying to sleep. And I just yell at the wall sometimes. And I'm like, come on!
Starting point is 00:26:59 So does he have a girlfriend you could text or something? I don't know. I need to find, like, a cousin or something. I'd be like, ha, your cousin plays his music way too loud. Yeah. But that's the issue.
Starting point is 00:27:09 And the yard got mowed, and that's it. But it wasn't because of him. But you're right. He's totally going to think he's like, yep, got that guy's in the road mode. So now it's like, now he thinks he's true.
Starting point is 00:27:19 This is what I was thinking. Do I go play around a yard chicken with him now? Where does that? Let it roll for like a month. Yes. That's how you do it. The problem is, the problem is that my dog needs a back.
Starting point is 00:27:31 yard. What if I only mow a corner of it for my dog? Ooh. And we'll play yard chicken and it'll be like, okay, let's bring it. Tell me to mow my yard. I love it. I shouldn't be that petty. Okay. No, be mature. Mow your yard. Who cares? Send him a message. I got a bunch of calls people upset with their neighbors too. But I thought it was weird. He texted my girlfriend about my yard. It's so weird. Totally. I was telling the story about my neighbor and my neighbor texts to my girlfriend and says, hey, Bobby needs a mall's yard basically.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Everybody's like, how does your neighbor have your girlfriend's number? Exactly. Because he went and complained with my trash cans three weeks ago, and she answered the door. And I was doing nothing wrong with my trash cans. But when it storms, my trash cans blow over. Again, I live on a hill. They blow over. There's no rules where I live.
Starting point is 00:28:24 And so they blow over. We always pick up the garbage and put the trash back in them. And he was like, hey, will you go buy some, what did he ask? Go buy some bungee cords and time to your porch. Oh. Wow. So we did. What?
Starting point is 00:28:37 Oh. I mean, it's a helpful tip. And you're pretty new at that time, right? So you're like... No, it's a month ago. Oh, boy. All right. He's annoying.
Starting point is 00:28:47 But I tell you what, I say, wait, I didn't do crap. I was like, mm-mm. And so Lindsay did it. And she took care of it. Because she has no grudge mental bone in her body. And I do. I'm like, again, I'm considering this... Bobby, like, goes out there and pushes his trash cans of my purpose.
Starting point is 00:29:02 I'm like, again, again, Again, he's asking him on my yard. I'm like, the lawn guy was already coming yesterday, and I almost wanted to call him off. But I didn't, because I don't want to. Hey, I didn't. I didn't. I had to look down deep in my heart.
Starting point is 00:29:13 You know what I mean? Haley and Wichita, Kansas. How are you? Haley. Good, how are you? Thank you for calling. Tell me about your neighbor. Okay, so I was, he's a douche.
Starting point is 00:29:23 He's always got issues. But anyway, I came home from work one day, and I had my hands full of, like, groceries. I was carrying him in the house, and it was kind of windy, and there was a piece of trash. across my yard, but I couldn't stop and pick it up because I had my hands full. So I went in the house.
Starting point is 00:29:38 At this time, while this is all going on, he's mowing his yard next to me on the other side. So I go in and I put this stuff down and I come back out. I'm going to get the piece of trash because he's like anal about stuff like that. So when I go out, the piece of trash is gone. I'm like, okay, well, I just assumed that it had blown off, you know, went down the neighborhood. But when I went to get in my car to get more groceries, the guy had picked up the piece of trash but it made it to his yard and put it in my car.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Oh. Oh. And the thing is, like, he knows my name because me and his wife are friends and his son comes over and plays with my kids. And he, so he knows it's not my trash because it's not addressed to me. It's addressed to the neighbors on the other side of me. I just can't like he put it in your car, though. Like, that's crazy to me.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Wow. Wow. Yeah, but him and his wife are going through a divorce now. Well, I don't need all this business out of there. Like, yeah, yeah, you know. You save the drama for mom. You know what I'm saying? But that car thing would have to be mad.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Thank you for calling. I don't need to put anybody else's a dirty line there out there. Amber and Tupper and Tulow, Mississippi. Hi, Amber. Hey, how are you? I'm good. Thank you. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:30:47 So I have a neighbor. We live in Tuliple, Mississippi, and we live on the outskirts. So we live, like, in the country. And our neighbor has a pig. And the pig just wanders free in the neighborhood, up and down our street. And the pig has decided that he should burrow in our country. in our yard and so it sleeps in our yard it comes into our yard it eats in our yard
Starting point is 00:31:07 it does a business in our yard let me stop you for a second That sounds awesome That sounds amazing yeah You have a pig that hangs out of your house Yeah Yeah That's awesome
Starting point is 00:31:17 I guess if it were else we'd probably be annoyed But not me I like that story Like I'd be like What are pigs welcome I'm thinking of pig Well okay Every phone line has gone crazy
Starting point is 00:31:30 Appreciate all the stories You got to Facebook you can share no names, no life situations of your neighbors. Just generic stories if you have them. Do you know what Lunchbox had to say about you in an interview, Amy? Sure. Oh, great. This, what's the way?
Starting point is 00:31:48 I've never heard of this website. What's it called? I don't know the exact website. Oh, you should know. It's called, hold on, real ball insiders.com. Is this just somebody created a website to interview you? No, it's a big fan. Our show inspired him to get into media.
Starting point is 00:32:04 of when he was in high school. Really? And so, yeah, he's part of this website and he hit me up and I was like, what up? Okay, that's quite. I just never heard of this. You should know it though when people are like, hey, what side interviewed you?
Starting point is 00:32:15 Yeah, I don't know you're going there right now. I had it ready. This is what he writes about Amy. They say, do you think the show works with anyone other than Amy? Lance Bach said, I would say, no. When we got Amy, the show really took off.
Starting point is 00:32:32 People relate to her. And to be honest, without her, I don't think the show is successful as it is now. I won't say it to her face because I don't want her to get a big ego. Thanks, lunch, much? That's pretty nice. That is. That's really sweet. I'm a nice dude.
Starting point is 00:32:47 I didn't know if you felt that way. I mean, seriously, that, like, means a lot to me. I had no idea. Say it to her face. I mean, you know what you do. There you go. Ladies and gentlemen, lunchbox, there is. Come on, y'all.
Starting point is 00:32:58 The bonolebone show. The consensus is. Lunchbox was sweet to say that about you in the interview. So sweet. Like, honestly, I was surprised. Why not say it to her face? Like, Lunchbox said an interview with the website. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:12 And the guy was like, hey, what's up with Amy? And he's like, I'd never say it to her face, but she makes the show go. Because I honestly feel like he would think that the show could work with someone else, maybe. Do you think the show going with someone else? I mean, it wouldn't work as well, but it could work. You just said in the interview, no, it wouldn't. Now you're changing. No, I didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:33:31 I said it's more successful with you. I said that. So it could work. Do you think she does a great job? She does a good job, yeah. Thank you. I think you're great, and I don't think the show would work without you, period. Me either.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Oh, thanks, guys. You're welcome. Man. All right, you're great. Bobby. What? I have the part where he talked about you. Oh, I didn't have that part.
Starting point is 00:33:56 I have, okay. Go ahead. I'll tell you. So. What's a question they asked him in this interview? Well, you probably know Bobby as well as the back of your hand. Obviously, he's alluding the fact that you've worked together for years. From the time you started working with Bobby to now, what is one thing that you've learned from Bobby that has made you better at what you do?
Starting point is 00:34:16 Okay. And that's the question. Asked the lunchbox in this interview. Lunchbox responded. Oh, man. Should I do it in lunchbox? Yeah, you have to in a little box. You have to.
Starting point is 00:34:24 You have to. Okay. Oh, man. Only one thing? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Who's my boy? Dang. Wow. Okay, go ahead. I've learned a lot. Let's just put it this way. His work ethic is incredible because you see him working so hard all the time, all caps. Wow.
Starting point is 00:34:46 So it makes you feel the pressure of, man, I need to do better. I would say work ethic because I get lazy. Every now and then, I'm not going to lie. I like to enjoy myself. I get lazy, I get comfortable, and Bobby is never comfortable. He always... Sorry, I have to redo my lumpbox. He always thinks our best show is going to be tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Tomorrow is our best show. He never rests on what happened in the past. He never rests on what happened in the past. That's very nice to be the same. Yeah. That answer has so much. much to it. It does. There's so much. We can come back many layers in the onion. That's very kind of you to say. Thank you very much, my friend.
Starting point is 00:35:37 But you do not rest on what's happened in the past. Our best show is yet to come. It's like he's also like a little bit of Confucius. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right Confucius said. He's breaking out. Yes. Because there's national Confucius day, Confucius. But I don't know who he is a philosopher. Your best show. You ever. Yeah. I like to enjoy myself. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I get lazy. I get lazy. I get comfortable. I get comfortable. Bobby's never comfortable. He's weird. He's a weirdest human ever met. That's what Jake Owen said too. That's true.
Starting point is 00:36:12 That's good interview, Lunchbox. Thank you for the kind of words. Hey, you're welcome, dude. Oh, man. Only one thing. Only one. That's nice, too. That's the best compliment right there.
Starting point is 00:36:23 That means he's learned so much from you. Yeah. So here. Yeah, I have a lot of... I'm sorry to it's awkward because I gave him a compliment, so he doesn't know what I was going to. I was trying to find the Jake clip where Jake's like, you're the weirdest human ever. We were friends at the time. What do you mean? I'm still your friend.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Wrong clip. Oh. You sometimes for the guy that's pimping joy? Wrong clip. That one hurts. I didn't know that hurt me. I'm saying me. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:36:47 I'll come to it a minute because I got a lot to talk about with this. I hope you listen to the Bobbycast. It's a show that I do from my house. And so at times artists come by, like Jake Owen made the news because it came on. talking for like an hour and a half. And he talks about the fact that he has a girlfriend. He says it by name. And now the news has picked it up.
Starting point is 00:37:10 And they, like, found her Instagram and posted it. Oh. I know. I know. You want to hear the pettiness of me, though? What? Yeah. They're like, in a recent random interview.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Oh. And I'm like, can't even say it's the Bobbycast. Yeah. Normally, I mean, some articles will say, click here for a link to the interview. Sure. But here's Jake talking about the girl. That's just me being petty.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Yeah. But it's not even about me. I mean, we've dated for a little while now, you know? And this is actually the first time I've ever said on air on anything that I've been dating. I might have told you to one time. Yeah, you said on show. Yeah, I might have told you. But, like, never to anyone else ever really talked about it.
Starting point is 00:37:46 But I'm happy. Like when I said I was happy earlier, like I think this is a derivative of it. Is having her, her name's Erica in my life. Like, she likes me for me. Honestly, I can sense it. Like, I'm good. And I'm like you earlier. Like, I'm always looking for ways of like, nope, this is.
Starting point is 00:38:01 like going too right, I got to get away from this. And especially coming from what I came from and having a relationship just explode. Like, why would I ever want to do that again? So that's Jake on on the Bobbycast. And you can go to iTunes and search Bobbycast or IHartRadio and search Bobbycast. Yeah, he's number 53.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Jake on number 53. Oh, the episode. And why can't we give credit where credits do? Like when we're doing articles. It's not about me, but, you know. That's called citing a reference. Yeah, when breaking news happens, you got to say, first broke by and you had to say...
Starting point is 00:38:32 If it wasn't news to us, we were just talking. Because you're weird, dude. You're the weirdestest human being ever. And you're the weird as weird as you are, dude. That's funny. That's Jake and I. So, Amy came by, and this is Amy on the Bobbycast, talking about our friendship.
Starting point is 00:38:49 And you can go listen to this one too. I mean, we've been to a lot together. A lot. A lot, and you've always been there for me. And you've always been there for me. That y'all have no idea. I could even like get emotional saying it because there are things that Bobby has done for me and my family that you all have no idea. You have no idea.
Starting point is 00:39:07 There's crying in this one. It's kind of weird to hear back, huh? I know. I had to like look away. Hey, don't like away. That's just life. We're all open beings in life. I just haven't listened to it.
Starting point is 00:39:19 It's been a minute. And I was like, oh, yeah, we got real. That's what that shows about. Yeah. I mean, it's what all the shows are about. You want to do Skinny? You're going to change it out? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Get away. Do a little surface. Let's do it. They're getting down deep in the heart. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Last week, Brad Paisley put out a call for fans to meet him in Franklin, Tennessee,
Starting point is 00:39:46 to be in his video for Heavens South. About 400 fans showed up on April 15th to take part, and now they have completed the video. We've got it up at Bobby Bones.com. And it's pretty cool that he can just, like, send out a note, like, hey, meet me here at this. this time and like that many people will show up and bam now there's a music video yeah record comes out tomorrow he's gonna be here tomorrow awesome too so that'd be cool all right what else will smith is
Starting point is 00:40:07 in talks to play the genie and disney's live action remake of aladdin the genie that would be in the cartoon wasn't that robin williams yes interesting wasn't he green blue but he was okay i'm colorblind yes but yes okay well go ahead good point yeah so i don't know a lot of people are excited about that we'll see what happens i'm amy that's your third 20 seconds getting. Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 00:40:40 I'm on Snap last night and just watching people Snapchat stories. And I follow Lauren Elena. I was laughing out loud because these girls see her from across the street and start to sing her song to her, like, yell at her. And so they're like a block away, right? Yeah. And her name? I am Lauren Elena on Snapchat. And I'm like, that's funny.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Then the next nap is her talking to these girls. She's like yelled at them to call them over. Got to go to the cornrows. Gave me away. So then the next nap is her in their car driving down the street. What? Yes, yes. Here.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Literally taking the road less travel. I just got in the car that's in. Here we are. And so. I'm laughing out loud. Wow. What? Goose bombs.
Starting point is 00:41:52 That's so cool. Cool for those girls. and for Lauren Elena, because that's like her first number one, and she's in there and they're jamming out. I was, I called her last night. I was like, Lauren, you have to take your snaps off your phone and send them to me because I want to play them on the air. She was like, what?
Starting point is 00:42:04 I was like, you snap jazz story. It's so funny. Like, take and text me all these snaps. So, she was like, okay. It's like you texted me all those snaps. Like, aren't those so funny? And like, cool and normal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Love it. Yeah, it's cool. Our producer Ray, who's the audio guy, he sits in a glass room and he's so mad today. Why are you mad? Well, I was promised to steak dinner and it's been over a week and a half and still haven't got it. What do you mean you were promised to steak dinner? One of the bosses tells me that if I help them out, they give me a steak dinner and we haven't gone yet.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Oh. What's more important to you, Ray, getting the actual steak dinner or going and spend time with the boss. Spending time with the boss. Everybody else. Oh, I met with the bosses and we had fun. Oh, going to the boss with this. I've never been to the boss with it for anything. Okay, so Ray's our audio producer.
Starting point is 00:42:56 He's actually in a different room than we are right now. He's in a glass room. And I can just see Ray through the wall. And that's why he sounds a little off. Which boss was it? His name? Yeah. Rod?
Starting point is 00:43:09 Oh, that'll happen in eight months. What? Good luck. Maybe next. Probably 2018. Yeah, Rod runs the entire format. And good luck. He sent me an email and said,
Starting point is 00:43:21 steak dinner or a really, really nice restaurant, I owe you. Yeah, and you'll get that before your contract's up. I didn't know it was like that. Yeah, he's impossible to get to. So what did you do to earn a steak dinner? Me and him, we did a little project together. It was like multiple days. Like what kind of project?
Starting point is 00:43:37 It was audio stuff. So he didn't know how to use the board there. So I taught him the whole board, the phones. Yeah. And we did it together. What are you doing your own radio? What is he? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Our boss in here, we're getting ready to take on. He said like the Ray and Rod show? No, he needed to play audio and he couldn't just do it. it from a cell phone. I said, listen, we have a board. I'll teach you. Okay. So he owes you a steak dinner. Let me, I'll get to the bottom of this. Yeah. I mean, it's been over a week. See if we can get him on the phone. Okay. Call, he won't, he'll never answer. See if you can get our boss on the phone and we'll see where that steak dinner is. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Such a weird question to ask if I have post-mortem plans. I don't care. Huh? Amy, I say if after, because Prince has this music coming out. Oh, yeah. But now they're fighting illegally about who has it. And Amy's like, do you have plans that like after, I don't even have a will. I know you don't. Once I'm out, Piz out! I can see you not having a will, but I could also see you having some sort of stuff stocked away to be released after you die, like whether it's a comedy song or a comedy sketch or something. Here's a little song I wrote called, I'm now dead.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Here you hit it, boys. Exactly. Like, I would not put it past you to, like, surprise us with something after you die. Well, I... But it sounds morbid. I don't think death is really that morbid. Although that's kind of the definition of it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Because we all do it. It's like going to the bathroom. Like, why is it such a weird thing to talk? about we all do it right because it's not sad to go the bathroom yeah depending on who you talk to like here i have a weird thing with my girlfriend okay about the bath and all humans go to the bathroom and it's not weird to me i don't like to talk like if i'm number one i'm not talking to her through the door and and i don't want her talking to me and that's just i'm like i don't like talking during bathroom time interesting and so bathroom happens part of life i just don't think there's
Starting point is 00:45:20 conversation there. She, like conversation during that time? Listen, she's been playing music for so long and traveling and touring with dudes and, like, she's just cool because and I say cool, like, guys think girls are cool if they're, like, down with the dudes, but they can still,
Starting point is 00:45:36 you know. Right. She's been around dudes for so long and traveling and touring, that that's just not weird to her. So, yeah. But you have to be like, stop talking. Oh, no, for sure. Okay. Like, I have said, I do not like to talk while I'm using the bathroom, and I do not like to hear anyone talk to me while they're
Starting point is 00:45:55 using the bathroom. And all that list includes you. So no talking. No talkie. Bathroom time, no talkingie. Now, you say no talkie. Yeah. You keep the door closed?
Starting point is 00:46:05 Oh, for sure. Okay, just making sure because that is not cool. There's got to be still some sort of romance in the relationship. Yeah. And again, you don't have to not use the bathroom, but let's shut the door and let's not talk during it. I agree. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:20 And you think that has to do with romance? Like, using the restroom with the door open, being open, kills the romance in a relationship. I think it kills it, but I sure don't help it. It doesn't make me go, man, I wasn't in the mood, but now I am. Okay, I got you. Yeah, there's nothing attractive about hearing them go to the bathroom. All right. I'm not saying it turns you on or anything.
Starting point is 00:46:39 No, no, but it's just like why. And I'm just like weirded out. I don't talk during it. Weird, okay. What was that? Oh, death. Right. Yeah, death.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Yeah. Where were we? Back to death. Back to death. Where we originally started. I have none. Oh. Prince has this music that's supposed to come out tomorrow now.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Maybe it's not. And it's unreleased Prince music. I haven't heard any of it. Here's deliverant. But here's my thing about it. If it's unreleased, doesn't that mean he thinks it kind of stunk and didn't want it wanted out? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:09 I don't know. If he would have thought it was awesome, he would have released it. Right. So they're obviously trying to make money off of him, which is for sure, either way. But secondly, they're doing it against his wishes. Like, that's how you get haunted. Uh-oh. That's how ghost prints comes back.
Starting point is 00:47:24 It's unreleased. Purple Ray. Purple Ray. I mean, it sounds like every Prince song ever. It does. But, I mean, we'll see if it comes out. Hey, our boss is on the phone. You want to talk to him?
Starting point is 00:47:55 Yeah. Our boss is on the phone, who I believe is in New York right now. Hey, Rod. Good morning. Hey, good morning. Ray, our producer, is upset because you promised him a steak dinner, and you still haven't delivered. I don't know anything about this.
Starting point is 00:48:11 No, that's true. I do owe him that. Yeah. We told him that you would give it to him, but it would probably be sometime between now and third quarter of 2018. Well, I think that's fair, though. I mean, we all have busy schedules.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Let's not get crazy. He is really upset, though. He was asking this morning in the studio, like, when is it? Because he feels that he doesn't get to do stuff that the show does, and it's more about FaceTime with you. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:48:36 We can do it. Ray? Well, I was kind of thinking maybe you, me, we could almost sneak in a lunch, Ruth's Chris or something, not even have to be a dinner. Okay, we can do lunch. I mean, let's not get crazy, but sure, let's schedule a lunch, maybe August, September, something like that.
Starting point is 00:48:52 I was just bringing it up. You just have to get on the schedule. Because it was an email and it got me excited and then next thing you know, I'm just waiting and then Christmas never came. Be on a project. Yes, I save you. We work together.
Starting point is 00:49:05 We're boys. He's upset. Like, he's really upset. Like, we're not joking. He's upset. Okay. I get it. I mean,
Starting point is 00:49:11 you know me sometimes that can get put on the back burner but let me make sure i put it right back in front yeah and that'd be awesome hey and i'm not even forcing a plus one because i was kind of thinking maybe i bring my girlfriend that would be fun screw that just you and me let's go and do some steak i was going to do a nice send you guys on a nice romantic dinner but if you'd rather hang out with me let's go no that too let's do another dinner then okay we do we do have confirmation and we can break and relax he's just buzzing around the studio this morning mad Yeah, kind of a legit complaint, so let me make sure we don't leave him hanging. I get it.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Yeah! All right. Thank you. Yeah. Thanks guys. Bye-bye. There's our boss. Rod Phillips.
Starting point is 00:49:54 That's all I needed. That was good. That was a positive step. You go better? Yes. That was good. I'm like, if I don't say anything, this is going to get forgotten. That's true.
Starting point is 00:50:04 All right, Rascal Flats now. They are audio producer Ray. Hey, you want something done? Go do it. Go get to the head of the problem. I have terrible dry scalp where I just shake my head. It's like a snowstorm, right? And so I've been trying all this product, like to help get rid of it?
Starting point is 00:50:19 Yeah, because this is gross. Yeah. It's just, it is gross. Yeah. And so I've been using this. But my hair is so fluffy all the time now. Okay, because the product. Yeah, it's just like, f-th-th-th.
Starting point is 00:50:28 That's what my hair feels like? And then I wash it so much now. I feel like I'm losing all my hair. Well, I must say I don't really see any dandruff, though. So I think it's worth a little bit. Yeah, I didn't see much. It's getting better. But I feel like, am I losing my hair?
Starting point is 00:50:41 No. I feel like I am. Maybe it's just a light and fluffy that feels thinner. I didn't want to tell you, but it looks like you are. I didn't want to be the one to break it to you. You want me in the club? Because I still hate the guy that was cutting my hair when he told me. Just something like that's still in my mind.
Starting point is 00:50:54 I couldn't stand him. Do you join your club? There's a seat open right next to me. Eddie came in the other day and he looked funny. And I was like, what's happening with your head? That was weird, huh? And he did a comb over all the other things. It's not a comb over.
Starting point is 00:51:07 I coated it to the side. A comb over, excuse me. A comb over is when you grow it long. and comb it over your head. I didn't grow anything long. I just combed it to the side. He took his long hair and combed it over his head. I don't have long hair.
Starting point is 00:51:19 You're making it up. So was it a comb over studio? Com over. Eddie put it. He was like, felt so weird about it. He put a hat on. We didn't make him feel weird. He just felt weird.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Oh, the first thing Lynchbox said when I walked in the room was like, whoa, what is happening there? Oh, I didn't know that. Why are you attacking me? Because after he said that, then you walked in. And you didn't say anything right away. But then after a while you're like, whoa, come over today. That's why I'm attacking you.
Starting point is 00:51:48 We're just used to seeing you in a hat. Yeah. Guys, I somehow walked out of my house without a hat that day. I don't know why. How's my hair, Ray? Is it so good? A plus? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Or A minus. Good. Good. All right. I worry about that. It's all I have. I'm not even married yet. At least you're married.
Starting point is 00:52:05 That's not all you have. Yeah. That's what you're talking about. That's all I have. My hair. What else do you got? Even my boyish good looks are going away. Our video producer Eddie has two kids, a nine-year-old and a three-year-old,
Starting point is 00:52:23 and a nine-year-old asked you if you were a celebrity. Well, it was weird because I guess at school that day, they were talking about, you know, being in Nashville and how cool it is here. There's celebrities everywhere. So they went around the classroom asking everyone, like, have you seen a celebrity lately? And, you know, one person would be like, I saw Carrie Underwood. And other one's like, I saw Luke Bryan at the grocery store. and they went to junior and he goes,
Starting point is 00:52:47 I guess I live with a celebrity. Oh, no. And they're like, well, what do you mean? Well, all these people you mentioned, like, they're kind of his friends. Like, he sees them at work all the time and he's on the radio, so I guess I live with one. And so he came home and he's like,
Starting point is 00:53:03 are you a celebrity? And I was like, I don't know. I don't think so. Why? And so he told me. So I don't know. What do you think? That's a big word.
Starting point is 00:53:12 It is a big word. The answer is. I mean, he thought. No to being a celebrity. Like, we're, yeah, yeah, we're not celebrity. That's kind of what I thought. We're moderately known in certain areas of the country. But he makes a good point.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Like, Tim McGrath, Carrie Underwood, Luke Bryant. They're celebrities. We hang out with them. They're like worldwide. Just because you're friends with somebody, I mean, you're also them. Oh, okay, okay, I see that. But, to be fair, people will get online and they're like a YouTube celebrity. And I don't know who they are.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Oh, right. They have a YouTube following. Ah. How do you feel about your kid, like starting to get it now that you're on the radio. It's weird. It's really weird. He really hasn't.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Yeah. And now he's figuring it out, but the three-year-old is still probably has no idea now. So, I mean, it's kind of cool that he knows what I do. Like, I think I want him to be inspired now. That like, wow, my dad can be on the radio. I can do whatever then. So what did you do to get on the radio that he can learn? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:07 What did I do? Yeah, like, well, like he... Well, I mean, I've been in the creative field my whole life. I kind of knew what I wanted to do when I got out of like, high school, which was TV, and I guess it was grouped in radio, TV, whatever, but I've always stayed in this communication path, and that's kind of what I want him to do, is like focus in, if he wants to make movies, then just follow the movies, you know, whether it's going to be a TV show or a real movie in the theater.
Starting point is 00:54:31 But he's like, Dad, how did you get on the radio? Yeah, I'm just going to be like, it just happened one day, you know, Uncle Bobby. Uncle Bobby asked me to be on the radio. But he's like, how do I find an Uncle Bobby to ask me on the radio? He's just, you know, just be cool with everyone, you know? I wouldn't have met Bobby if I wasn't cool with everyone. That's kind of true. Eddie's cool with everyone.
Starting point is 00:54:49 You're in TV and you met Bob. Yeah, but there wasn't anything I did special to be on the radio. I just met Bobby and I didn't even know he was on the radio. We were just friends. And then later I found out who was on the radio. But then the fact that I was such a good TV producer was why you wanted me to come, right? You're just cool with everybody. But that's it.
Starting point is 00:55:07 I've been cool with everyone my whole life. Everybody. Nobody dislikes Eddie. Like, I like people. And that's my goal with them. Like, I don't want them to not like me. Yeah, you're a pleaser. I'm opposite of lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:55:16 You're a people pleaser for sure. Well, it's an interesting story with your nine-year-old. Yeah. Until, no, not celebrity. No, not, not, not, no, no. It's funny, huh? You're not, no, don't do that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:33 So, this guy's name is Ben. He's a dad. The story says he did all he could do to make a six-year-old not feel ashamed after she had accident at school. The kindergartner walked herself to the school's office with a coat wrapped around her self on her waist to hide the fact that she had a wet spot between her legs. So they called the dad.
Starting point is 00:55:52 And the dad showed up and he had put water all over his pants too and showed up so she didn't feel like she was by herself. Right. And he was like, it happens to me too. That's cute. And they were like she just looked at him in an awe. He pretended like they were sneaking out of school together like they were getting away with something.
Starting point is 00:56:07 It's pretty cool. Right? Yeah. He knows she had to feel embarrassed, but he made her feel okay. And it kind of gives you those hair stand-upy things. Yeah. He's a good dad. My girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. My girlfriend bought me. They're tights. They're yoga tights. I mean, it looks like I'm a Peter Pan when I put them on, except they're black. And I saw a guy wear them once in a yoga class. And listen, make no mistake about it.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Yoga is really hard. Like, it's really hard. Yeah. And so people make fun on me because I go to yoga. But it's really hard. And it's hot yoga. And there aren't a lot of guys in there. And so she gave me these pants.
Starting point is 00:56:55 And I've been a little self-conscious to wear them because they're tired. Here I am, right now. But I went to yoga yesterday for the first time in like three weeks. And I go in and there were three guys in the class. And we were all together. And I'm not kidding. Like on the left of me was this dude, had to be a football player. Covered in tattoos.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Big dude ripped up wearing tights, right? On my left-hand side. On my right-hand side, the guy had to be like a street fighter, right? He was wearing tites too. And they were both wearing tight. I was between a football player and a street fighter, both wearing yoga tites. And I was like, I got to go. So I'm going to wear them.
Starting point is 00:57:27 You got a best out of the time best of the tides. If you're in a football player street fighter sandwich, they're wearing tites? Were you like, dang, I forgot my tight. Yes. Did you want to tell them, hey, yo, I have tight. But I forgot home. Yep, I did. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Well, wear the tites. Document it. Were these guys really that big? Are you just trying to say this so you look like so you can wear the tight? One had to be a football player. One had to be a street fighter. Like, they had to be their careers. I could just see it.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Come on. And if they're going to be doing it, then. Okay. Either that or they just look like it and they have it. No, no, no, for sure. They were cool. They were cool. The tattoos and stuff. But, yeah, I'm going to work one day just to see how we feel.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Do it. All right. Feels awkward. There's a story from 10-truth.com, T-E-N-N-truth.com. Country music superstar Jake Owen's back in the dating world. Boy, we opened up a whole Pandora's box with this bobby cast, didn't we? Jake Owen has re-entered the dating world. Owen recently appeared on the bobbyn's.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Bobby Bones is Bobby cast and discussed a wide range of topics. The Florida native told Bones he'd been single woman named Erica who works in interior design. And then they Instagram stalked her and found her picture and posted it in the story. Oh, wow. And so, it said, for what it's worth, the story says, Owen seemed incredibly happy on the podcast. He has a new song out called Good Company and his Beach Whiskey Company seems to be thriving. Okay. So, but they found her and they posted her, so it's not.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Which is very pretty. And they cited the Bobbycast. They did. This story did. That's cool. Some others are not. We found this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Some of those, they're like, hey, people on the streets are talking. And some random interview, Jake, asked. So, yeah, it's interesting. Because, okay, in the room, we searched right too. Yeah. But we didn't post it. Because we were like, let's see. It was easy to find.
Starting point is 00:59:13 But now everybody's drawing conclusions that she decorated his place. Oh. I was like, furniture builder, Erica Nashville. Well, that's what he's, like I have him talking about her. Yeah. But we didn't, I didn't make the story up of she came and designed his house and then they started dating. I don't know that that's the case. The speculation is that when he was remodeling his home, that maybe she was involved in that process.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Lots of maybes here. Yeah. I mean, we've dated for a little while now, you know, and this is actually the first time I've ever said on air on anything that I've been dating. I might have told you one time. Yeah, you said a little bit. Like, never to anyone else ever really talked about it. But I'm happy, like when I said I was happy earlier, like I think this is a derivative of it. Is having her, her name's Erica, in my life.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Like, she likes me for me. Honestly, I can sense it. Like, I'm good. And I'm like you earlier. Like, I'm always looking for ways of like, nope, this is like going too right. I got to get away from. So there's that. He also talks about the first time he calls her his girlfriend and he stops when he does it.
Starting point is 01:00:10 I mean, dude, I had a day. He's talking about taking to the John Mayer show? I mean, dude, I had a day, two days off. You think I want to travel on my day? And it's only two days I had wait off too. And I took my girlfriend. I just said it. I have a girlfriend.
Starting point is 01:00:21 I took her to Chicago to go see that show. And it was awesome. It was amazing. And the last song when he comes out on the piano. It's all white. The screen's white. Everything's white. And he's white.
Starting point is 01:00:31 And then he walks through the door and leaves. And it's over. And it says the end. You can hear it. Just search Bobbycast. I heart radio. Subscribe on iTunes. The world's a flutter about Jake-O-ins new girl.
Starting point is 01:00:46 I mean, I guess it's all fair if he says it, right? Yeah. It's all fair. I love John. Jake and I have a lot in common. We're very weird and sensitive. Yes. But you're weirder.
Starting point is 01:01:05 That's what he said. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I mean, that's what Jake Owen said. Hmm. But I don't know. I don't know. That's a tough one.
Starting point is 01:01:18 You know, they fired Bill O'Reilly. Yeah. It reminds me of when we'll do it live when he flipped out. Do it live. All right, go, go. In five, four, three. That's tomorrow and that is a... In five, four, three.
Starting point is 01:01:34 That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today, and we will leave you with a... I can't do it. We'll do it live. Okay. We'll do it live. I can go. write it and we'll do it live.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Three. That's tomorrow and that is it for us today. I'm Bill O'Reilly. Thanks again for watching. We'll leave you with Sting and a cut off his new album. Take it away. Wow. Nailed it. We'll do it live. Yeah. Yeah, boy.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Here's Jake going, calling me weird. If anybody cares. What's he saying? What's he say? I'm weirder than he is. Yes. He's weird. He's weird. Everybody's weird. I'm not as weird as you, dude. Yeah. That's what he says
Starting point is 01:02:16 Weird dude Because you're weird Dude you're the weirdest human being ever And you're not as weird as you are dude I love that Yeah Yeah There we go
Starting point is 01:02:32 That's the jam That's not the jam Don't put that up there That's so good No I still keep your shampoo in my shower In case you want to wash your head and I know that you probably
Starting point is 01:02:48 found yourself some or somewhere but I do not really care because as long as it is there I still feel like you're mad That's a jam right there man Doesn't that song make himself so desperate? That's okay, that's what music does It lets you be vulnerable
Starting point is 01:03:03 That's how you're That's vulnerability in your creative space I wouldn't say have the crap to real people I would say on this show That's true And human life Human life, I'm a stone I got nothing for nobody
Starting point is 01:03:14 on this show it's like here's my soul America take it out that's what's interesting even in the Bobbycast with Jake you say he asked you I think who knows you the best and you said my listeners yeah it's true because you're weird dude
Starting point is 01:03:29 and you're the weird as you are dude one you bat It's like a fight in who's weird No you're weird Because you're weird dude We'll do it live
Starting point is 01:03:42 There's Oklahoma police officer who issues himself a speeding ticket. Did you guys see this? Oh, that's nice to him. Idiot. What do you mean? You're the cop, man. I saw the headline.
Starting point is 01:03:53 Let me need to know what you'd do. An Oklahoma police chief says he issued himself a citation for speeding. He did so after being caught on video speeding. He posted on Facebook saying he was wrong. He was traveling 80 miles an hour. He wrote himself a $300 ticket and he's going to pay it in full. Because whenever someone goes through the radar and it sends it back,
Starting point is 01:04:11 he's the person that gets it. And he got sent back to him. Oh, okay. I like it. That's legit. No. Keeping it real. I think it's keeping it real and it's legit, but would you do it if you were the cop?
Starting point is 01:04:20 Ooh, that's a tough one. No chance. The answer's no. No. You would too, Bobby. I really wouldn't. Yeah, you would. Because no one would be losing from it.
Starting point is 01:04:27 It's not like I'll be taking from anyone. I'm just being honest. I'm bearing my soul, America. I feel like you would. I'm bearing my soul. I don't think I would. Well, I believe in you. No, I'll probably take it and go, I kind of feel bad.
Starting point is 01:04:38 I'm going to donate it to charity. Did we do something else with money? I'm not paying a ticket, though because my engineers goes out. Amy was talking about some Shania Twain story where she pete her pants because she was scared. Yeah, her first time singing in high school or singing an original
Starting point is 01:04:54 song that she wrote her something, and she was wearing a skirt and she peeped. Oh. This is her on James Corden last night. This was not a little pee. This was a puddle. It was a full drama. And when I stood up, it just came.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Okay, see, I'm... Yeah. And then I was like, we talk about this and skinny. I was like, I don't like talking about that. Well, do you want to know the rest, what she did to cover it up? Okay. So there was a water bottle nearby, so she kicked it over so it looked like the water bottle. Oh, that's funny.
Starting point is 01:05:22 Yeah, because, yeah. She just poured the water all over herself. Yeah. Here, this is her talking about stage fright. She and I Twain. When I was a teenager, I got it up in front of my peers, you know, a bunch of 16-year-olds in front of the school, and I literally peed myself. No. I mean, I was so nervous.
Starting point is 01:05:41 Yeah. They're saying she's going to play new music at stagecoach. Because she's playing stagecoach in California next week. Eddie and I, the Raging Idiots, our band's playing too. We're playing the same night that she and I plays. Awesome. Is that next week? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Next weekend, dude. Wow. Indio, California, the Raging Idiots and Stagecoach. It's amazing. So, yeah, it'll be interesting. She sounds funny. She's so Canadian sounding. You definitely heard that.
Starting point is 01:06:09 Yeah, because my girlfriend's from Canada. Yeah. I don't know what I don't know what I'm from like cowboy Canada, Calgary, where they have like the Calgary Stampede. That's right. That's their football team. But that's what they have. That's what they call it.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Like the stampede. Like she's from the Wyoming of Canada. Oh, okay. For perspective. Yes. Like Toronto is like to Chicago. I had to learn this because. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Yeah, because I have no idea. I've never been to Canada. She's from the cowboy part of Canada. Okay. And that's how she got into country music. Was like, that's just what Calgary? Calgary. Sure.
Starting point is 01:06:40 I don't know. I don't know. She's from Windsor Windsor Ontario Yeah, that's right Yeah, I don't know anything about Winkett How'd you know that? Geography B?
Starting point is 01:06:50 Nailed it Dude, let me tell you. Dude, dude, dude, dude. You're weird, dude. Dude. In ninth grade, I won the geography B. Like, I won my whole county. Why are you bragging?
Starting point is 01:07:02 Because it was awesome. So were you good at, like, just domestic geography? No, no, I tried to win state and I didn't win state. I was a quiz bowl monster. Yeah. In seventh grade, I was captain of the 12th grade team. And like, it's impressive.
Starting point is 01:07:16 Yeah. I was a, like, I never really been great to anything. That was my highlight. If I had to Uncle Rico something, it'd be that. When I was a seventh grader and I was tiny and I was captain of the 12th grade quiz bowl team against other 12th. And I was dominating them. Nah. That was to me, I'm Uncle Rico.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Okay. Geography would be, though. It's pretty good. Like, States capitals, what? It's so weird that Windsor, Ontario, whatever, is right across from Detroit. Detroit. It's right next to each other. Why is that weird? I just feel like Canada is up by the North Pole.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Borders with America. I know, but right by Detroit, that's crazy. That's like, Eddie, that's being like so crazy that Texas is so close to Mexico. Yeah, it's like so crazy Niagara Falls is by... But here's the thing, you're from Texas, it's close to Mexico. Yeah. So that part of the country to you, because it's not like we're world travelers. Right.
Starting point is 01:08:04 It's foreign. It is foreign. I get it. It's like going New York is the closest to London. We know. We don't, we're not from New York. That's crazy. Right.
Starting point is 01:08:13 This just blew my mind. Like, Shania Twain could have gone to like Detroit Lion games. Wow. And they've been home that same night. That's crazy. That's true. Okay. Details.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Minor details. I mean, we got to go blow this Kim Jong-line up, right? Like, we just have to. That's how you start this thing. We just have to. I mean, this guy is an absolutely. insane maniac. It doesn't seem real.
Starting point is 01:08:45 They were showing this video and they reenacted this like the U.S. was being wiped out by a nuclear attack. And listen to the cheering here. They put on this show to have marked a birthday of like the founding father Kim second sung.
Starting point is 01:09:12 And they ended up with this whole footage thing that they created of them blowing up America with nuclear attack. And everybody's just like we want it so bad. Wow. Okay. Goodbye. Mr.
Starting point is 01:09:23 Jong-un, it's time to go, buddy. I get no room for that. If you stay in your little country, it's like a really crazy person just drawing pictures in their house. As long as you don't leave your house, you can draw your little pictures. Right.
Starting point is 01:09:41 Once you start to leave your, it's time to go, because I don't know what you're about to do. Yeah. I've never, listen, I don't run any military. No, you don't But this Kim Jong-un Guy go
Starting point is 01:09:55 Like, they've got this It's like your home team wins the football game You throw a touch, that's what they're cheering for Yeah As it shows America being blown up That's so crazy I've never felt that much hate towards something Me either
Starting point is 01:10:10 I don't think I think it's love toward their own people Because they're taught they're so right And we're so wrong So it'd be like You're not really in a sports though He's like to Cowboys Say the Cowboys
Starting point is 01:10:21 Say the Spurs Those are my team So I'm like You don't have rival Like from Hmm Well like who's your rival Bobby?
Starting point is 01:10:29 Like who's your rival? My rival They're only your rival Because you love your team so much Yeah I see what you're saying So go on with you You wouldn't just hate them to hate them But you like to see them
Starting point is 01:10:40 But you like to see them lose I get it Okay I guess I shouldn't do sports robinson's with you as much No I know what you're saying I get the message though But anyway
Starting point is 01:10:48 He's got to go. I'd like to make the call. I don't know how, but that's it. I'm sure someone's on it. We're keeping an eye on it. He needs to go. These people are just going too crazy at America blowing up. Like, we would never see any place blowing it.
Starting point is 01:11:04 Even people we hate and see in a whole city and go like, yeah, we just wouldn't. Yeah. Unless it was like, well, I don't even want to say. Go ahead. No, I'm not going to say? You have a place? No. It's like a whole city.
Starting point is 01:11:18 It's like a whole... Huh? He goes, I got so hard. No, he's saying, less. Well, I mean, y'all can think of a compound full of people. That's different than a city or... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, ISIS.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Amy's like, let me think about what state I don't like. What? Let's talk about North Korea, how nutty that dude is. Like, he wants us all to die. And, like, they're cheering on the streets at a simulation of blowing up an area. I'm like, all right, time for him to go. Did you know that that place is so nutty, North Korea, that you can't even get his haircut.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Like, he has a style of hair, no one else can get it. It's a law. A law? It's a law. You cannot have his haircut. His haircut looks like... Let me check it out. It's shaved on the bottom.
Starting point is 01:12:00 And remember how Jake going with hair used to be when it was long and he'd push it back? Yes. It's like a shaved old-school Jake going on top. Super tight on bottom and Jake going on... Oh, yeah. It's a super tight jet going on top. Whoa, super tight. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:13 Basically to the skin. Wow. And then he's got slick... Slick back on the top, kind of like, piquy blinders. Kind of, a little longer. Yeah. Like, I would say old school jay going. And no one else can have this cut.
Starting point is 01:12:26 No, no. It probably dissented to death. Interesting. One of the most common questions I get is what do you guys do during breaks? Like, if we're at commercial or playing a song, like, what do you do? And now, what we're going to do for you right now is exactly what we were doing during the break. And we were like, let's just do it on the air. This is verbatim what we were doing before you're hearing.
Starting point is 01:12:49 that right there. Yes. We were doing a Josh Turner impression off off the air. Like, we do bits for just ourselves. And so we started doing it and we quit because we're like, let's just see how good everybody is. So, Josh Turner has a deep voice. And he has a new song called Hometown Girl. Ready? All right. Amy, you're up first.
Starting point is 01:13:05 I need a pretty little hometown, hometown girl. With a ribbon time back in those waterfell. I've been looking all over, all over the world. That's pretty low. my deep. Oh, pretty hometown,
Starting point is 01:13:22 hometown girl. Girl. That is my Alto. No, my, no, my, baritone.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Baritone. Yeah, so, Alto'd be high. There we go. There we go. That's amazing. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:13:38 I all that time was one. I know. That's all we need. It's like, how do that? Hold on. She grew up around.
Starting point is 01:13:45 Now, I can't hold on. Come on. I may make me smile. She grew up round. Here. Southwise song Where the corner
Starting point is 01:13:51 Wait Went to high school here Got that Panther pride She'll be cheering them on Every Friday night She got a pretty little Pretty little hometown girl That's my
Starting point is 01:14:05 Dude you sound Like a grandpa Come on over here I need a She got the ribbon line back With the waterfow car Dude, it's hard, huh? It's hard.
Starting point is 01:14:22 Now, you're the impression guy, though, Eddie. Oh, that's a lot of pressure. This is our impression guy, Eddie. You had Josh Traynor, hometown girl. Go ahead. She grew up around here by the southwest side, where the growner grows on the road and outside. When a high school got that panther pride, she was hearing them on every Friday night. I'm a pretty little, pretty little hometown girl.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Does it sound like it? Hold on. Wait. she grew up around here on the southwest side where the corner of course. Appreciate you guys commenting on our Josh Turner off. What do they say? Good stuff? Funny but not that good.
Starting point is 01:15:06 Like we try. We tried to do our best Josh Turner. So. That was good. I've been told that lunchbox is coming to my stand-up comedy show on Saturday. And so, you know, I guess you guys haven't ever been, huh? Never been. Never seen it.
Starting point is 01:15:21 don't know anything about it That's interesting I was at your very very first one Yeah Okay But that was a year Yeah So I'm sure you've got new material
Starting point is 01:15:30 A lot has changed He's improved his You haven't seen any of it I know I'm just trying to help you out But What's your game here? I'm just telling you I don't want you to feel extra pressure
Starting point is 01:15:41 I don't want you to over tell the jokes Because I'm in the crowd And you're worried about me criticizing you I want you to just be up there And just forget that I'm out in the audience because I'm going to be an honest critic, and I know when I am in the audience, it can be a little pressure-filled
Starting point is 01:15:56 because I'm brutally honest, and you may feel the need to impress me by telling jokes that are a little more risque than you like to, but I don't want you to... I don't want you to change your act. I will do what I do. I just want you to do funny and alone. Do you think that I, when you're around,
Starting point is 01:16:13 I try to do more to impress you? Yes. Why? That's interesting. Because he looks for approval. From you. Yeah. It's only natural because when there's a funny person around, you want to act funny.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Oh, that's it. Yeah, because if there's a funny person in the room and you act funny, they're like, oh, that guy's funny too. You get the respect of another funny person. Well, that case. Yeah, a lot of pressure. You better be really funny because we're all coming. Yeah. See, that wasn't funny.
Starting point is 01:16:37 Yeah, it was. It backed up your point. Are you guys all coming early? Yeah, we're all going to do that. Why? Who here? This is a big night. It's not a big night.
Starting point is 01:16:48 It's, it's, it's, who cares? And my wife wants to see it. Like, we're, dude, we're all in. That's why people don't like doing shows at home. My husband's coming. Because everybody comes and takes all the tickets. Oh, you don't get paid for those. Cost me money.
Starting point is 01:17:00 Damn, fine, we'll pay you. What is it? Five bucks? Yes. I'll take you ten. I'm not paying. You take Venmo? I'll take Venmo, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:09 I just went to Ray through the little speaker, Ray sits in a glass room, our producer. And I was like, hey, are we not playing body like a backroad this morning? Like, I don't know that I've ever, like, requested a song. Ever. just sitting here. Yeah. But this song, it seems like it just...
Starting point is 01:17:24 It is. You need it. And it won't be the one song this week. If it's not a three week number one, I'm calling conspiracy on the industry. It's as big as Thomas Wright-Dye Happy Man. And that's been one of the biggest songs
Starting point is 01:17:35 we've been here. It's his biggest girl... I mean, if it's not a three-week number one, I'm saying Russia hack the... I should be the charts. If it's, again, let's just do all this stop, giving everybody number one every week
Starting point is 01:17:47 just because it's nice. If body like a backroad, it's not a three-week. week number one. I'm probably going to be like, okay. I'm going to have to break it down. Where is that song? I need to hear a little bit of it. Thank you. Right. Ray said, it's right here. Yes. I like the sound of that.
Starting point is 01:18:02 You have braids in her hand. Got hips like, honey. I mean, come on. Got a girl from the south side. Got a blazing air. First time I sing to walk by. Oh, man, I fell a bummer chair. Had to get her number.
Starting point is 01:18:20 It's going to be like six weeks. And I'm here. I go way bad like Cadillac six. All right, today's 420. Yeah. Okay, why do people do that? I get it. None of us are like pot people.
Starting point is 01:18:36 No. But why? It's still fun to celebrate. It's just going to be like, yeah. You know everyone else is, so you just kind of go, yeah. Or is everybody else doing like you're doing? You just going, yeah. You think that they're just doing it because it's 420?
Starting point is 01:18:48 When I was in college, I knew people that got really excited about it. Yeah, because it's like. But did they do it on 419 and 421? Yes. Okay. Yeah, and 30. That's what I'm saying. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Okay, so it says here that 50% of Americans have tried marijuana. I think that's probably a low number. Yeah, I think it's a low number. That's a low number. And you can go wherever you want. I've never tried it. I've never tried any, I've never tried even alcohol. I'd love to try it all.
Starting point is 01:19:15 I'd just have one night where I just try everything. Everything? It's like a buffet of everything. That could be a crazy night. Yeah. I just haven't. Wouldn't you like to know what all that stuff feels like? No.
Starting point is 01:19:27 No. Not really. Steve Jobs took LSD and was like it changed his life. He was like it made me think in a more creative space. Okay. I just wonder what things feel like, but I don't have that in me to take that step to feel it. Sorry, what was he referring to Steve Jobs? Taking LSD and opening up the brain.
Starting point is 01:19:41 Oh, LSD, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know that. And they use LSD and doctors do to treat like a, like, all kinds of stuff I'll let's say that All kinds of stuff I learned a lot there
Starting point is 01:19:55 anxiety like super anxiety and PTSD they use it and they control it and they control you in an environment and they use it seriously
Starting point is 01:20:02 yeah it's pretty crazy but so but when you like to because it man it's gotta be some stuff maybe other things no way
Starting point is 01:20:10 like morphine yeah but don't they use that like when you go through like surgery or something I don't know I don't know if I had drugs I think I've had morphine But you're in the hospital because you had MRSA.
Starting point is 01:20:21 I was. Staff infection, yeah, MRSA. So I definitely had morphine. Yeah, it's a painkiller. We don't know enough about drugs to talk about it. No. But over 50% of Americans have tried marijuana. It said, I think it's way above that. A bunch of liars.
Starting point is 01:20:34 I mean, definitely. The people lied in that survey. Okay. In this room. Go ahead. There are one, two, three, four, five of us. I haven't. I don't care if you say you have or haven't.
Starting point is 01:20:44 You don't have to say anything. Raise your hand if you have tried it. One, two, To only two of five. Wow. I guess they're not lying. Wait. What?
Starting point is 01:20:55 What joke are we talking about? Whoa. Amy? I'm joking. I just thought it would be higher. I thought it would be higher too. Lunchbox hasn't. Nope.
Starting point is 01:21:07 Never tried it. Which is weird. Yeah. I thought you'd be one of the ones. I know. You did I be one of the one. Oh, not a head. No, my three and five.
Starting point is 01:21:15 Sorry, I didn't know which one we were talking about. So Bobby, you have it? Lunchbox is. haven't. So who has? We just know. Yeah. Yeah. We all raised her hand.
Starting point is 01:21:23 I have to. I don't mind. I don't mind. I did it with my mom. It's legal in a bunch of the kids. It's not, it's legal in a lot of places. Yeah. I would like to have raised my hand halfway.
Starting point is 01:21:33 I haven't. I just don't curious about all this stuff that makes you feel good. I don't have any. Yeah, I guess it's just natural stuff. I mean, that's weird. And Bobby, one day I could see, depending on what becomes legal or not, I'm a huge proponent for medicinal purposes.
Starting point is 01:21:50 And I think that every state needs to take a hard look at that, long look at the medicinal side of things. And I could see you one day maybe if it's legal using it medicinally. I think it could be good for you. Yeah, I don't want to get in trouble. I think it's part of it. Well, yeah. Me neither.
Starting point is 01:22:06 Are you kidding? Me neither. I broke the law with my mom. We were breaking the law together. Listen, to be fair, and so everybody knows the whole story, Amy's mom had cancer really bad, and that's the only way she would eat. It improves her quality of life. What was crazy to me, though, is that the hospital would give her these synthetic marijuana pills, and she could do that.
Starting point is 01:22:24 But then she couldn't, like, at home, we couldn't do it to make her feel better or make her, give her, make her eat or take away pain. So you guys decide to roll one up on the slide? No, you're like, call some people. Amy's like the most, that's some unrule breaker. How did she know who to call? I wouldn't know anyone. You just go stand outside. My mom's best friends.
Starting point is 01:22:45 Oh, yeah, okay. First of all, people from high school, one. But everybody. Probably everybody knows somebody. Everybody's one step away from getting weed. Who would you call? Okay, yeah. If I had to pick like a close person to call it to get weed.
Starting point is 01:22:57 Yeah. I have so many artist friends though. Yeah, I know. And they all know somebody or they do it themselves because everybody does it. I know one that you can say right now. Probably NADA. I'd be like Noda. Because Nata's cool.
Starting point is 01:23:10 All our friends are cool. Sure. I'd be like, who sells weed? And she probably hooked me up in one call. Yeah, probably. But I don't know how to, I don't know how to, like, I've only done it with someone who does it themselves. Like, I've never done it, like, known how to roll it or buy it or I've never done any of that. I'm just in a room and have smoked it.
Starting point is 01:23:28 Eddie, what's your question? But that's a connection, like, not as a connection. Do you have a person that you would know, like, he definitely has it or she has it? Has it? Yeah, like on standby? Yep. But not that I would, not that I know. Probably, but I don't.
Starting point is 01:23:43 Because you would for sure have to trust. That's why, I mean, if you're sick, which my mom had cancer, you have to make sure it's legit. Like, you can't have, and he's got to be high quality. So we got something called the Lance Armstrong. Wow. Because it was on steroids? No.
Starting point is 01:24:00 I don't know if it's, I couldn't figure, no. No. That's real funny. No. I think it's because he had cancer. I don't know if it's because he also had cancer and then you just knew it was like quality stuff or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:24:16 They all name their stuff different stuff. They are named. You got to make sure. What were some other types? All I knew is that we got to Lance Armstrong. I don't know any other ones. I'd get some Eddie. Eddie, what's that?
Starting point is 01:24:28 It'd show up late. I was going to get there at 3 and it show up about 4.30. You're so funny. Listen, I think it should be legal. But I never used it. So I'm a hypocrite when I say that. And listen, for people listening, they're probably like, oh, my goodness, I can't believe they're talking about this.
Starting point is 01:24:42 It's 420, dude. Come on. That's one. Yeah, that's one of those people. I was so close-minded about it. And I was so like, oh, you know, I just, oh, I can never, I can't believe people would do that. Blah, blah, blah. And after I did some research and talk to so many people, like, yeah, I'm with you, Bobby.
Starting point is 01:25:00 I think it's okay for it to be illegal. You also saw it change. I saw it firsthand. You saw it change. But I was for sure 100% one of those people that was sitting in their car listening to us that would have been like, oh, no, that's an illegal drug. No. Ew. Stop talking about it.
Starting point is 01:25:13 it. I guess to me it's weird that you can drink alcohol and that's legal. Yeah. Yeah. But you can't. Yeah. Sometimes it takes a life-changing experience for you to change your mind and that's what happened to me. So I'm just saying. So what was the benefit for your mom? Well, for her, I saw an instant, whether even if it was the pill, the synthetic pill or, you know, smoking, which she had a really hard time smoking. It wasn't easy for her to inhale it and to. Which way did you prefer? Which way did you prefer? I never took the pill. That was her pill. Her prescription. We bought her a vape pin or one of those, what's it called? I'm talking about it. She had an electronic thing. Oh yeah, a vape. A vape.
Starting point is 01:25:51 It wasn't like a roll thing. But for her instantly like. She had a big bong. Like we were sitting there watching the voice. She's making the sound. So it was me, my mom, my sister and my mom's best friend and then my mom's her son's daughter. And we were watching the voice.
Starting point is 01:26:06 And my mom all of a sudden, my mom had no desire to really eat, no food. But we made a buffet. We put it out the bar. So she would be tempted, you know, in case, you know, after she smoked a little. And I saw her get up on her own, which she hadn't really, we would kind of escort her places. She went over to the buffet, made her own plate, like, came and sat back down. And then when something like good happened on the voice, she liked it, at one point, she, like, popped up. And she was like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:30 Like, she just was more free with her body. She was, like, eating food. And then laughing at the voice and just having a great time. And at one point, she looked over at us, and she's like, y'all, I don't think this is working. And we were just like, mom, you have no idea. It's so working. You legit just popped up out of the couch, went over and got your own plate of food, and now you're eating it. Like, this is working.
Starting point is 01:26:52 But she just was like, I don't really know if I feel anything. But then, like, nothing funny would be happening on TV. She would be like, ha, ha, ha, pass me another pickle. It was just, for me, it was a great experience. I saw it working. We were under control. It was a good environment. we were safe.
Starting point is 01:27:11 I see a story because pain killers are like opiates or like people get addicted and they can't get off. It's become a real problem in America. Oh yeah, I can see that. And it's like NFL players like, hey, we can smoke weed for pain or we can take these pain pills. Yeah. And right now they can only illegally take the pain pills. They can't smoke weed. Right.
Starting point is 01:27:30 Which is kind of counterintuitive to what it should be. It really is. It is. Four 20 segments over. I mean, man, what a talk. And scene. Roll it up. Smoking goodbye.
Starting point is 01:27:43 Yeah, right. We're so like the opposite. We're such a good. We're such a girl. We're such a girl. I'm like, what's that thing called? Like a bait.
Starting point is 01:27:52 You never took the pills? No. No, those were why I felt like doing one. Did you feel like you're a bad girl? The first thing I didn't. I'm such a rebel. You mean with my mom? Period.
Starting point is 01:28:02 Just smoking at all? Oh, no. Because the first time I tried it, I was in high school. I just felt like I was a stupid high school kid. But what about was your mom? Oh, we felt a little, like, bad, but we were just trying to be her cheerleaders because she really didn't. My mom is a rule follower. She did not want to break the law.
Starting point is 01:28:18 But, I mean, I was like, mom, desperate times call for desperate measures. Let's just get together. So we were in the laundry room, all huddled around, like five grown women, like, he, your turn. But we were just trying to be there for my mom. Any minute the cops kick down the door. Oh, yeah. Amy's talking about this show called 13 Reasons Why. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:37 My trainer was talking about this. We're working out, and he's like, you have to watch the show. It's about cassette tapes? Well, there's cassette tapes involved. Yeah, but, I mean, it's about... Do you guys know the show on Netflix? No. No.
Starting point is 01:28:49 Okay. So you're going through. It's all in sort of the present day, but you are going back and forth between when the girl was alive, a high school student, and after she's dead. So, he was like, it's pretty deep. So deep. And dark when it starts because she killed herself, and you don't know... She's a high school. school student, but then she has these tapes that she's left behind.
Starting point is 01:29:12 And they've been distributed to certain people to listen to. And she's explaining kind of the role they played and why she killed herself. Bullying, in a sense. I read a new story about this show that was like people, I can just read you this. Many people feel the hit Netflix show can be triggering for those experiences of suicidal feelings. Critics include the mental health charity headspace. And they're like, this is a show that you shouldn't watch if you're in a bad spot already. Wow.
Starting point is 01:29:44 Is it that dark? Is it good? It's pretty dark. I will say it's good. Like I'm fully hooked. They've got me. I'm like Netflix has done it again. I want to binge it, but I'm trying to like take it at a slow pace.
Starting point is 01:30:01 I'm on the third or... Or medium pace. I'm about to start the fourth. episode. So, I mean, I feel like I'm pretty good. I'm not doing like the whole thing in one day, but it's that good to where you could because you're just like, okay, I got to figure this out what's happening next. Because I couldn't figure out if she like made the tapes before she died or she's in some like, you know. Stranger Things.
Starting point is 01:30:19 Stranger Things universe. Yeah. But I don't know. So it's called 13 reasons why. Yes. Hmm. I'll probably have to watch it then. Yeah. If there's a new story that about it, like we should, I need to watch it.
Starting point is 01:30:31 And even for the actors and actresses, they had to have therapy puppies on. set because some scenes were so intense that they could go play with the therapy dog after a scene so it wouldn't hit them so hard. That sounds miserable to watch. Wow. You'd love it. Bobby, you'd love it. I mean, big little lies was difficult at times to watch.
Starting point is 01:30:53 And again, that's an HBO show that I wouldn't, I don't think I would ever even watched. Except for everybody, it just finally got around. Word of mouth made that show happen because it was so good. That's a word of mouth show. I wasn't pitched on it by watching I don't even really watch HBO Game of Thrones That's about it
Starting point is 01:31:10 But they were like ballers I watched that Oh yeah But really I'm not an HBO guy And they were like And it's so good I just started it Steal somebody's account
Starting point is 01:31:18 Because not everybody pays for HBO It's expensive I did I stole my wife My sisters I shouldn't say that You should do What's right with I lent
Starting point is 01:31:25 I borrowed my sister's account And I started watching it And I don't know I don't know yet It takes about three before you're like really in it. Nicole Kempment is the best thing in this movie.
Starting point is 01:31:38 Like, it's a mini series. It's not a TV show. Yeah. She dominates the thing. I feel weird about her character right now, so I know something's up with her. She just, you can tell she's so good. She dominates this show, yeah. This is a Bobby Bones show.
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