The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Neighbor Oversteps Boundaries and Lunchbox Opens Up About Amy In Interview!
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Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Let me introduce everybody real quick.
To my left.
Amy.
Hi.
Good morning.
To my right.
Lunchbox.
The man, the middle legend.
I'm here.
But Eddie's going to do a little segment here now.
You usually do the bonehead lunchbox?
Eddie's got a bonehead that he'd like to do.
What?
It's almost in the future bonehead.
And a listener sent this to him.
Yeah.
And so here we go.
Eddie, this is not your cue.
Yours comes up later.
Okay.
But Eddie's asked to start the show.
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes to you from Nashville, Tennessee.
All right.
Radio personality lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show is in prison, or as I like to call it, the box.
See what I did there?
For falsifying taxes and IRS fraud for several years and blasting it out on the radio to tell the world.
And that's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Hey, that's a look, that's like a crystal ball looking at the future.
Okay, that's funny.
Yeah.
But what was Eddie's voice there?
That's you.
Oh, I thought I thought I nailed it.
No, no, I thought you were doing your own thing.
I didn't know you were trying to imitate me.
It was your segment.
I feel like I'd be disrespecting you if I didn't do the whole lunchbox.
Okay, just making sure, but your voice is terrible.
Tribute.
Yeah, like comes to you from Nashville, Tennessee.
And you always sing the city for some reason.
And that's your bonehead of the day.
Yeah, do you know you sing the city?
This story comes to you from Toledo, Ohio.
Every time.
I don't know what.
I get excited.
Do you have like something, a spare one?
It doesn't even matter where it is.
Just do like you would do one.
All right, this story comes to us from Raleigh, North Carolina.
Did you feel it?
Yeah, I kind of go up.
Yeah, it is.
It's your thing.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
But that's a predictive bonehead problem.
Lensbox is getting $10,000 back from the IRS this year.
That's funny, though.
That's a funny written.
thing.
You want to give a shout to the listener who wrote it?
Yeah, Jeremy William Consenza.
Shout out.
Nailed it.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
An Ohio man was trying to set a good example for his kids.
I don't know if you saw this, but he found $14,000 on the side of the road.
Oh.
Did you see this story?
No.
Okay, so he found the money.
They were driving.
He saw a bag and he thought it was someone's laptop.
So we stopped.
And when he looked in the bag, it was filled with $100.
bills.
Whoa.
So he took it to the ward and the police station and was like, hey, found him on the road
and you should have it.
And he said, his kids with him, so I wanted to turn it in.
I start to wonder if his kids weren't with them.
He'd be like, okay.
But still, there were $14,000, guys.
That's a lot.
I don't know if I said $1,000.
You did.
You did.
$14,000.
Listen, I would teach my kids a lesson by buying them a bike or something.
Be like, look, you know you've been good today?
Here's a bike.
Oh, you teach me a different lesson.
What?
What is that?
Good behavior?
you get good things.
Oh, okay.
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers.
That's what you teach them.
I don't think that's one of the golden rules, though.
But for it, is that a golden rule?
I don't think so.
Okay.
That's not one of them.
Okay, thank you for that.
All right, there you go.
But anyway, I see you Jake Bowers for that.
I see you.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond.
NTV news, Fox News,
dropped.
Bill O'Reilly.
He'd been with the network for more than 20 years.
In other news,
the Secret Service is closing the White House sidewalk,
access along the south fence.
This is because of all the recent fence jumpers.
And finally, in sports, the New England Patriots got to visit the White House yesterday and meet
President Trump after winning the Super Bowl.
So congrats to them.
What'd you do yesterday?
I spent a lot of the day in bed.
Why?
What's wrong?
I don't know.
I just wasn't feeling that great.
I think probably related to girls stuff.
I don't know.
I just was not feeling good.
Lunchbox, you got a good nap yesterday?
I got a good nap.
Yeah, it took an hour.
and 25 minute nap.
Pretty good. And then, you know,
co-ed soccer last night.
And then a two-hour episode of Survivor.
It was late night.
What happened on Survivor? I don't want you to spoil it.
But it was trending last one on Twitter.
Did something crazy happen or just a lot of people watch it?
Just a lot of people watching it. Last week was the crazy week.
But, yeah.
My girlfriend, I hadn't seen her in a few days.
And she was sick last night.
She was in my house. The last two nights my dog's been sick.
I don't know. I'm just nerd.
I'm nurse Betty over here
Taking care of people
Well that's sweet
You have to take care of her
Listen, and this morning I was like
Oh, I want to be sweet
So I was like, you don't have to get up
And make me breakfast
Oh, that's so sweet for you.
You're so nice, dude
Wow!
And I was like, don't
Dang, how's you get so nice?
I was like, I will make me breakfast
And then I got busy and I forgot
To make me breakfast
And so I texted Mike D
And I was like, dude
We used up by Starbucks
Give me some oatmeal
Because I'm like I'm mine
I know
It's like, hey, at least she got off the hook
I say that jokingly.
There's no hook.
She does it because she's awesome and sweet.
I don't want people to think.
I was just like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, no, no.
But there's that.
That's what I, yesterday, I went and did yoga.
I thought I was going to pass out.
Hot.
I haven't done in three weeks.
Super hot and tough.
And I think, I was one of those where I was so bad in the class that she wouldn't even correct me.
And I kept falling over.
Man, people I wonder why people question about masculinity.
So, right, I was at yoga, right?
Did you wear your yoga pants, your yoga tights?
Not yet, but I'm going to.
There's some reasons I'm going to.
I was looking around yesterday.
Okay.
I'm going to.
I'm going to wear them to work one day first.
Oh, boy.
Just let you guys see me in a...
Again, I don't know why people will question about masculinity at all.
Heck it's...
Time for your positivity.
I hope your Thursday's going great.
Find the positivity in your life.
This little light of mind, I'm going to let it shine.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
Let it shine.
Let it shine.
All the time.
Hide it under a bushel?
No.
I'm going to let it shine
Let it shine
You know what I'm saying
Yeah
This is a little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
All right time for telling me something good
Here we go
Yeah
Tell me something good
An Ohio woman risks her life
To rescue a baby
That's in a car
The flood waters were coming up
She saw a car
sinking in the water
And so she jumped
And the baby was never
It was a family too
And she grabbed all of them
It's not just a baby in a car
Oh wow
Oh it's like baby in the car
They just left the baby.
They're like, got to go. Peace.
But she jumped in because they were in shock and stuck.
And she jumped and grabbed a hold of something like human chained to them in.
Wow.
Which was cool.
Yeah.
Amy, you're up?
There's a college student named Purzel Mandel.
And she started writing anonymous notes full of positivity to her freshman class.
And then she would drop them in mailboxes across campus.
Well, a couple years later, she's now handed out 4,700 anonymous cards.
That's a lot.
Lunchbox.
Speaking of C in the light, there was two.
two people in a fire. They were trapped in a window. 10-year-old, 19-year-old, two Samaritans ran over there,
pulled the 19-year-old out, and they couldn't find the 10-year-old. So they shined their phone light in and said,
look at the light, reach for the light. We're able to grab the 10-year-old's hand when he reached for the light,
pulled him out of the fire. Wow, that's like a movie scene. They're just two Samaritans.
Not good Samaritan? They're just Samaritans. Two Samaritans.
Good, yeah, there we go. All right, there you. Tell me something good.
Looking over some of the headlines today, the iPhone, about turned 10 years old.
Apple will apparently release three new iPhones
a summer for the iPhone's 10th anniversary.
So 10, I remember when we still had iPods.
Yeah.
And you would use your iPod to listen to music
and your phone to make calls.
Yeah.
And then now iPods are just not a thing.
In your life.
But anytime they stop making something,
they're not a thing.
So they're going away.
Yeah, they're done.
So they are done for all intents of purposes,
unless you're still holding onto one, like using one.
I have one.
I don't, it sits in my bathroom, but I don't even really use it.
Other news, Tucker Carlson is replacing the O'Reilly factor.
So they fired Bill O'Reilly.
That a whole, man, it's all over the news.
You can read all about that if you want.
You heard that you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar?
Yes, of course.
Vinegar actually beats honey when it comes to bats, though.
Huh?
You're a big bat fan.
I brought this up because the first time Amy was ever on the radio, you were how old?
Oh, man, third grade, when I was in the bad awareness team.
The bat awareness team went up to the radio station and talked about bats.
I think the radio station may have been a live remote.
Okay.
On remote maybe?
At your school for Bad Awareness Day?
Yeah, we were the bad awareness team.
And do you remember the bat rap?
Yeah, me and my friend Claudia Chaheen.
We would sing...
Do you want to beat?
Oh, you're a go acabella?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bats are the best in the north-south-eastern west.
Save the bats.
If you can, we just want you to understand.
But, blah, blah, the bats.
All your friends.
What?
If you see a bat in your neighborhood, just remember that bats are good.
Bats don't use their eyes to fly.
They use echolocation while they're in the sky.
So if you think that bats are mean, you need to listen to the bat awareness team.
Babu-b-b-b-b-bats.
All your friends.
Get up.
Bab-b-b-b-bats.
All your friends.
All-you-friends.
I'm sure we had another educational worse in there, but I can't remember it.
How do you know that, butt bones?
I've heard her do this a hundred times.
Yeah.
Like, were you on the team, too?
No, but I mean, yeah, we got to support the bats.
Congress Bridge, shout out.
I just have been through this.
Yeah.
Performance, right, I know the secondary parts.
Yeah, but, but, but, bring it out.
Babbas, yeah.
Bobby Boneshow.
Here we go.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Rolling Stone released its most anticipated spring summer album releases.
And you want to do.
hear some of who they included? Yeah, I was thinking about who has new music coming out that I
know it's working on. Al Dean, because I know he's in the studio. Did that make the list?
Hmm. Well, where there's so many of them? There were so many, but I, so I pulled like five that I think
we would be excited about. Chris Stapleton. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course. We've talked about.
Zach Brown Band, Lady Antebellum, Brad Paisley, and Rascal Flats.
No, those are all fair. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a good. That's a good ones, yeah.
I'm going to go look at the rest of the list.
Let's see what else I would like.
Julia Roberts has been named People Magazine's Most Beautiful Woman in the World for the fifth time.
That's pretty awesome to be able to make it five times.
She was 1991, I guess, was 26 years ago when she made the list the first time.
I don't think young people know who she is, really.
She hasn't done anything.
You know what I mean?
Like, we know her because in our childhood, she was huge.
Yeah.
But I don't think...
And she's in one of my all-time favorite movies.
Actually, two of them, Steele Magnolius and Pretty Woman.
Again, those movies, I don't think even young people,
Well, young people, check it out.
Okay.
Okay.
There you go.
Ask your parents first.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 seconds getting.
Bobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes up from Polk County, Florida.
An 18-year-old woman was wanted for parole violations, so she went to Chuckie
Cheese, and she wanted to share it with her friends.
So what did she do?
Well, share what with her friends?
That she was at Chuckie Cheese, having a good time.
Oh, so they wanted her.
They were looking for her.
Yeah, she's on parole.
So she got on Facebook.
or Instagram posted a picture of her
in the balls.
She went Facebook live and said,
look at me, dancing with the Chucky Cheese
little rat guy. Wow, she went Facebook live.
And so the probation
officer saw her, oh, sent the cops right
over. Got her. At the Chucky
Cheese. Which I'm sure they're following people's
Facebook pages. They have one. They're on
parole or probation or all
those, right? Yep. So
she's back in jail. Interesting.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Chucky cheese I went to as a kid
But I went to showbiz pizza occasionally
Well those had
Both
Yeah and so they
But they actually bought one of them
Bought the other one out
But when I was a kid
Showbiz was in Little Rock
And we would drive
Like once a year
We would drive Little Rock
And go to showbiz
It was kind of a treat for us
And they had you know
They don't know if they still do
But they had like the creepy dancing
musician animals
Yes
They were like robotic
Where they do the robot
The bear dance
Yeah they never updated them
Even then they were old school
So but yeah
Showbiz pizza
Where a kid can be a kid
Is that what their slogan was?
Man, that place was awesome.
Yeah, it was awesome.
Now I'm thinking about it
and all those kids touching all that stuff.
It doesn't matter to me
what channel Friends is on
and mostly I'll watch it on TBS.
But I'll watch Friends.
I'll stop and just watch it all the time for hours.
But it's on MTV now
and I saw it and I was familiar with the guy
and I was like Friends, so I just started watching it.
And then I see all the commercials for other MTV shows
because I don't ever put my TV on MTV.
Oh, I haven't been there in years.
It's what Lunchbox watches the most.
most, though, still.
So awesome.
Such good television right there.
I haven't fallen in any traps of watching any other shows.
So some of the previews, like, are you the one second chance, or the challenge, or teen
mom OG, or stranded with a million dollars?
Wait, those are all shows.
I saw Teen Mom.
I saw that commercial for Teen Mom OG.
Yeah.
And I thought about Lunchbox, but those shows, they all look so fake.
It looks like bad act.
It looks like junior high acting.
So the reality shows do.
Yeah, they're not acting, though.
That's the thing.
That's why it's real.
They are.
You saw property brothers?
Yes.
Yeah.
Anyway, all that's acting.
So what's your, what's that million dollar show?
Okay.
Tell me about this one.
As I make one of them, like, wait a minute.
So what they do is they put a bunch of people on this island or whatever and they give them a million dollars.
And then if you want to buy, like they have to do certain things and survive if they want like some food, if they haven't caught any, cost them $50,000.
They've got to give it back.
It's not real money.
No, it is because at the, whoever survive.
Food doesn't cost $50,000.
No, no, it's real money because whoever survives at the end, they split the money.
But food doesn't cost, my point is, food doesn't cost $50,000, so it's not real.
It's not to scale.
He's confused.
Well, it's not real prices.
It's not like you're buying a burger for $1.50, obviously, because then the show would be dumb.
I'd buy $1.50 hamburger all day.
Like when it's $50,000, you have to decide.
I get it.
I just wonder who their target is.
Yeah.
You're looking at it.
What about are you the one second chance?
That's a great one.
I don't know.
Are you the one first chance?
No, I don't want second chance either.
Today's National Lookalike Day.
And so I asked a bunch of listeners, who do he look the most like?
Oh.
And so here are the top ones.
We'll start with me.
There are four Rivers Cuomo from Weezer.
Fair enough.
Number one.
Buddy Holly,
awesome but did.
Michael C. Hall from Dexter.
And Joel McHale a bit from
the soup.
That's actually old for us, but yeah.
For Amy.
Carrie Russell.
Candice Cameron.
Burray now.
Marin Morris.
And a couple Reese Witherspins.
What?
Stop.
Who put that on there?
That's awesome.
A couple Reese Witherspins.
Shout out, whoever put Reese up there.
For lunchbox,
Steve Buschimi,
Doug Funny,
and David Spade.
Yeah, wow.
You're like a combination of those things.
Yeah, if you just like mesh all them together, it's like,
I don't look like Steve Buscemi at all.
You added that to the list.
No one wrote that in.
I didn't write this list.
Well, I understand listeners did.
Eddie.
Uh-oh, here we go.
Lynn Manuel Miranda.
Miranda.
I had never thought about that until someone said that.
on Facebook and then people sort of liking it.
The Hamilton guy.
Oh, you do.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He has way more hair.
Yes, he's younger.
I don't know if he's that much younger than you.
You're 37, 38?
38.
I don't think he's that much younger, maybe mid-30s.
Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.
Okay, racist.
That might be racist, yeah.
Oh, we're the same age.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
He's only young because he's famous.
Yeah.
Like me.
And then Raymond, our producer, Mark Ruffalo, was the winner.
And then Morgan has Chelsea Clinton.
Oh, that's too.
It's not, that's, that's, I don't know if that's accurate.
I don't know if that's accurate.
That's rude, Eddie.
Like her childhood photo looked just like Chelsea or, I don't know, there's something to it.
If you ever wonder what we look like on the show, there are, Eddie, that's rude.
I said that's not accurate.
I don't think that's accurate.
Had a big issue of my neighbor yesterday.
I'll talk about that in a second.
But I was like, hey, who's that neighbor issues?
Holy cow.
line with up.
Brent and Hayman, Louisiana.
Hey, Brent.
Hey, what's going on?
Thanks for calling.
What's happening in your life right now?
Oh, nothing just heading to work.
You have neighbor issues?
Yes, I do.
Tell me about it.
So, my neighbor, they have two little tiny Pomeranian dogs.
And they let them out to go use, do their business, go to the bathroom.
Well, they always run into my front yard and do the poop.
them all over my front yard.
And I don't have any dogs.
For that reason, specifically,
because I don't have to pick up poop
every time I have to mow the yard.
So,
they let their dogs do all their stuff in my yard,
and it's kind of getting annoying.
And...
Have you said anything to them yet?
I have not said anything directly to them,
but every time I see their dog in my yard,
I say, hey, get out of here,
and kind of yell at the dog.
Yeah, you're going to have to go to them
And say, hey, I'd appreciate it
If you didn't let your dogs poop in my yard
Although lunchbox is a huge advocate
Of dogs being able to poop wherever they want
Because it's natural
Yeah, it's a fertilizer
But it's really not, it's not a fertilizer
And it's biodegradable
Okay, but should people be able to just drive by
And throw tons of fruit in your yard?
Yeah
Banana peels everywhere
They're not durable
Drawing fruit in the yard is not natural
What?
Why?
Yeah
No, it's not
If it fell from a tree, it would be natural
Yes
Yeah, if it fell from the tree, but if you're bringing it and throwing it and throwing it in the yard.
It's not like it's just growing from the yard.
Right.
There's no logic to his point.
Brent, you need to address this because it's going to end up like a Clint Eastwood situation.
Yeah.
Shotgun or something.
Yeah, it watched.
It's just going to escalate.
Wow.
Yeah. Jay, enough state in New York.
How are you, buddy?
Good.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
You got a noisy neighbor?
Oh, boy, do I have a nosy neighbor.
A nosy neighbor?
Okay, tell me about that.
Oh, I'm back a few months.
Once ago, garbage didn't pick up our garbage the same night as everybody else for some reason.
Maybe that new guy in the route or whatever.
So we called.
They came the next night and picked it up.
She stops over.
Hey, I see your garbage got picked up by someone else today.
What do you get your garbage through?
It comes at 2 o'clock in the morning.
Oh, the neighbors came at 2 o'clock in the morning?
No, the garbage comes at 2 o'clock in the morning.
Oh, so she's watching out the window.
She was watching who was in his trash up.
another one put a second story on our house
you know there's a mess in the yard from the construction and everything
yeah
she's at the salon
complaining to our other neighbor who lives right next to us
when we're going to clean up our yard
he's not angry like
like oh let's take a breath here
neighborhood
what are you going to say anything to them like hey
but out I have and
I get the look you know the stink eye
yeah yeah
Oh boy do I get it
Let me give me some advice
My friend George told me a long time ago
Don't sweat the petty things
And don't pet the sweaty things
If you can live by that
I think we're all right
We can't let these petty things
Forget us
Don't sweat the petty things
Don't pet sweaty things boom all good
Your buddy told you that
My buddy George
Carlin
877 77 Bobby
You want to call this job
I'll tell you what happened to me in a second
877 77 Bobby
Also
So if you have Instagram, and I imagine most of you do, my name is Mr. Bobby Bones, if you want to follow, Mr. Bob Bones.
So my girlfriend gets a text from my neighbor saying that I need to mow my yard yesterday.
Oh, which is kind of passive aggressive because they text.
Again, I have a few questions.
The text was actually, hey, do you need a lawn service?
Dang.
I would have honestly rather than my neighbor come over and went, hey, your yard's really growed up.
Like, you can mow it?
But instead, didn't go to me, went to my girlfriend.
Didn't even go to my girlfriend.
Texted my girlfriend, girlfriend.
And then, the thing is, too, my yard, it looks like Eddie's beard right now.
Like, it's out of control.
Nice.
It's like so long, it's curling, it's different colors.
The whole thing, right?
And it's the first time I've had a house, you know, I bought a house six months ago.
Yeah.
So I haven't had a yard, and it's been winter.
Yeah.
And so I just haven't, I ended up hiring somewhere for $35 bucks in my yard.
and they were going to actually come the day before
but it stormed
and so you don't mow a yard when it's wet
and so we had to wait
but yeah my girlfriend's like
your neighbor says you need to mow your yard and it
irritated me and they ended up coming the same
day and he's gonna think he's the reason
and he's not he's not you already had it
set up and he tried to stop me outside
my house too and he puts his arm up like to stop me
as I was driving in
I just ignored it I waved I was like hey
I just kept driving went right in my house
I was like, I'm not, just come talk to me.
Yeah.
I like talk to you.
And secondly, it's not like I live in a great neighborhood, so I don't have a, H-O-A.
Okay, I don't have that.
Right.
I can put a couch in my yard if I want to.
Right.
It gives anything.
So this is a little bit, this is the same neighbor, by the way, who at 10 p.m., they're playing pretty nasty to dip, and I hear it through my walls.
And I'm like, dude, like, this is not cool.
When you dip, you dip, you dip.
That's what it sounds like,
because all I hear is bass coming through my wall.
It's like,
I'm laying there, all I hear.
It doesn't even matter what you.
It's not even matter your number.
And I'm trying to go to sleep.
And all I hear is, I can talk about y'all.
Yep.
I'm like, come on, man.
I'm like, come on, man.
I'm trying to sleep.
And I just yell at the wall sometimes.
And I'm like, come on!
So does he have a girlfriend you could text or something?
I don't know.
I need to find, like, a cousin or something.
I'd be like,
ha,
your cousin plays his music way too loud.
Yeah.
But that's the issue.
And the yard got mowed,
and that's it.
But it wasn't because of him.
But you're right.
He's totally going to think he's like,
yep, got that guy's in the road mode.
So now it's like,
now he thinks he's true.
This is what I was thinking.
Do I go play around a yard chicken with him now?
Where does that?
Let it roll for like a month.
Yes.
That's how you do it.
The problem is,
the problem is that my dog needs a back.
yard. What if I only mow a corner of it for my dog?
Ooh. And we'll play yard chicken and it'll be like, okay, let's bring it.
Tell me to mow my yard. I love it. I shouldn't be that petty. Okay.
No, be mature. Mow your yard. Who cares? Send him a message. I got a bunch of calls
people upset with their neighbors too. But I thought it was weird. He texted my girlfriend
about my yard. It's so weird. Totally.
I was telling the story about my neighbor and my neighbor texts to my girlfriend and says, hey, Bobby
needs a mall's yard basically.
Everybody's like, how does your neighbor have your girlfriend's number?
Exactly.
Because he went and complained with my trash cans three weeks ago, and she answered the door.
And I was doing nothing wrong with my trash cans.
But when it storms, my trash cans blow over.
Again, I live on a hill.
They blow over.
There's no rules where I live.
And so they blow over.
We always pick up the garbage and put the trash back in them.
And he was like, hey, will you go buy some, what did he ask?
Go buy some bungee cords and time to your porch.
Oh.
Wow.
So we did.
What?
Oh.
I mean, it's a helpful tip.
And you're pretty new at that time, right?
So you're like...
No, it's a month ago.
Oh, boy.
All right.
He's annoying.
But I tell you what, I say, wait, I didn't do crap.
I was like, mm-mm.
And so Lindsay did it.
And she took care of it.
Because she has no grudge mental bone in her body.
And I do.
I'm like, again, I'm considering this...
Bobby, like, goes out there and pushes his trash cans of my purpose.
I'm like, again, again,
Again, he's asking him on my yard.
I'm like, the lawn guy was already coming yesterday,
and I almost wanted to call him off.
But I didn't, because I don't want to.
Hey, I didn't.
I didn't.
I had to look down deep in my heart.
You know what I mean?
Haley and Wichita, Kansas.
How are you?
Haley.
Good, how are you?
Thank you for calling.
Tell me about your neighbor.
Okay, so I was, he's a douche.
He's always got issues.
But anyway, I came home from work one day,
and I had my hands full of, like, groceries.
I was carrying him in the house,
and it was kind of windy,
and there was a piece of trash.
across my yard, but I couldn't stop and pick it up because I had my hands full.
So I went in the house.
At this time, while this is all going on, he's mowing his yard next to me on the other side.
So I go in and I put this stuff down and I come back out.
I'm going to get the piece of trash because he's like anal about stuff like that.
So when I go out, the piece of trash is gone.
I'm like, okay, well, I just assumed that it had blown off, you know,
went down the neighborhood.
But when I went to get in my car to get more groceries, the guy had picked up the piece of
trash but it made it to his yard and put it in my car.
Oh.
Oh.
And the thing is, like, he knows my name because me and his wife are friends and his son comes
over and plays with my kids.
And he, so he knows it's not my trash because it's not addressed to me.
It's addressed to the neighbors on the other side of me.
I just can't like he put it in your car, though.
Like, that's crazy to me.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, but him and his wife are going through a divorce now.
Well, I don't need all this business out of there.
Like, yeah, yeah, you know.
You save the drama for mom.
You know what I'm saying?
But that car thing would have to be mad.
Thank you for calling.
I don't need to put anybody else's a dirty line there out there.
Amber and Tupper and Tulow, Mississippi.
Hi, Amber.
Hey, how are you?
I'm good.
Thank you.
What's going on?
So I have a neighbor.
We live in Tuliple, Mississippi, and we live on the outskirts.
So we live, like, in the country.
And our neighbor has a pig.
And the pig just wanders free in the neighborhood, up and down our street.
And the pig has decided that he should burrow in our country.
in our yard and so it sleeps in our yard
it comes into our yard it eats in our yard
it does a business in our yard
let me stop you for a second
That sounds awesome
That sounds amazing yeah
You have a pig that hangs out of your house
Yeah
Yeah
That's awesome
I guess if it were else we'd probably be annoyed
But not me
I like that story
Like I'd be like
What are pigs welcome
I'm thinking of pig
Well okay
Every phone line has gone crazy
Appreciate all the stories
You got to Facebook
you can share no names, no life situations of your neighbors.
Just generic stories if you have them.
Do you know what Lunchbox had to say about you in an interview, Amy?
Sure.
Oh, great.
This, what's the way?
I've never heard of this website.
What's it called?
I don't know the exact website.
Oh, you should know.
It's called, hold on, real ball insiders.com.
Is this just somebody created a website to interview you?
No, it's a big fan.
Our show inspired him to get into media.
of when he was in high school.
Really?
And so, yeah, he's part of this website
and he hit me up and I was like, what up?
Okay, that's quite.
I just never heard of this.
You should know it though when people are like,
hey, what side interviewed you?
Yeah, I don't know you're going there right now.
I had it ready.
This is what he writes about Amy.
They say, do you think the show
works with anyone other than Amy?
Lance Bach said, I would say,
no.
When we got Amy, the show really took off.
People relate to her.
And to be honest, without her, I don't think the show is successful as it is now.
I won't say it to her face because I don't want her to get a big ego.
Thanks, lunch, much?
That's pretty nice.
That is.
That's really sweet.
I'm a nice dude.
I didn't know if you felt that way.
I mean, seriously, that, like, means a lot to me.
I had no idea.
Say it to her face.
I mean, you know what you do.
There you go.
Ladies and gentlemen, lunchbox, there is.
Come on, y'all.
The bonolebone show.
The consensus is.
Lunchbox was sweet to say that about you in the interview.
So sweet.
Like, honestly, I was surprised.
Why not say it to her face?
Like, Lunchbox said an interview with the website.
Yeah.
And the guy was like, hey, what's up with Amy?
And he's like, I'd never say it to her face, but she makes the show go.
Because I honestly feel like he would think that the show could work with someone else, maybe.
Do you think the show going with someone else?
I mean, it wouldn't work as well, but it could work.
You just said in the interview, no, it wouldn't.
Now you're changing.
No, I didn't say that.
I said it's more successful with you.
I said that.
So it could work.
Do you think she does a great job?
She does a good job, yeah.
Thank you.
I think you're great, and I don't think the show would work without you, period.
Me either.
Oh, thanks, guys.
You're welcome.
Man.
All right, you're great.
Bobby.
What?
I have the part where he talked about you.
Oh, I didn't have that part.
I have, okay.
Go ahead.
I'll tell you.
So.
What's a question they asked him in this interview?
Well, you probably know Bobby as well as the back of your hand.
Obviously, he's alluding the fact that you've worked together for years.
From the time you started working with Bobby to now, what is one thing that you've learned from Bobby that has made you better at what you do?
Okay.
And that's the question.
Asked the lunchbox in this interview.
Lunchbox responded.
Oh, man.
Should I do it in lunchbox?
Yeah, you have to in a little box.
You have to.
You have to.
Okay.
Oh, man.
Only one thing?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Who's my boy?
Dang.
Wow.
Okay, go ahead.
I've learned a lot.
Let's just put it this way.
His work ethic is incredible because you see him working so hard all the time, all caps.
Wow.
So it makes you feel the pressure of, man, I need to do better.
I would say work ethic because I get lazy.
Every now and then, I'm not going to lie.
I like to enjoy myself.
I get lazy, I get comfortable, and Bobby is never comfortable.
He always...
Sorry, I have to redo my lumpbox.
He always thinks our best show is going to be tomorrow.
Tomorrow is our best show.
He never rests on what happened in the past.
He never rests on what happened in the past.
That's very nice to be the same.
Yeah.
That answer has so much.
much to it. It does. There's so much. We can come back many layers in the onion.
That's very kind of you to say. Thank you very much, my friend.
But you do not rest on what's happened in the past. Our best show is yet to come.
It's like he's also like a little bit of Confucius.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. All right Confucius said.
He's breaking out. Yes.
Because there's national Confucius day, Confucius. But I don't know who he is a philosopher.
Your best show. You ever. Yeah.
I like to enjoy myself. I'm not going to lie.
I get lazy. I get lazy.
I get comfortable.
I get comfortable.
Bobby's never comfortable.
He's weird.
He's a weirdest human ever met.
That's what Jake Owen said too.
That's true.
That's good interview, Lunchbox.
Thank you for the kind of words.
Hey, you're welcome, dude.
Oh, man.
Only one thing.
Only one.
That's nice, too.
That's the best compliment right there.
That means he's learned so much from you.
Yeah.
So here.
Yeah, I have a lot of...
I'm sorry to it's awkward because I gave him a compliment, so he doesn't know what I was going to.
I was trying to find the Jake clip where Jake's like, you're the weirdest human ever.
We were friends at the time.
What do you mean? I'm still your friend.
Wrong clip.
Oh.
You sometimes for the guy that's pimping joy?
Wrong clip.
That one hurts.
I didn't know that hurt me.
I'm saying me.
Whatever.
I'll come to it a minute because I got a lot to talk about with this.
I hope you listen to the Bobbycast.
It's a show that I do from my house.
And so at times artists come by, like Jake Owen made the news because it came on.
talking for like an hour and a half.
And he talks about the fact that he has a girlfriend.
He says it by name.
And now the news has picked it up.
And they, like, found her Instagram and posted it.
Oh.
I know.
I know.
You want to hear the pettiness of me, though?
What?
Yeah.
They're like, in a recent random interview.
Oh.
And I'm like, can't even say it's the Bobbycast.
Yeah.
Normally, I mean, some articles will say,
click here for a link to the interview.
Sure.
But here's Jake talking about the girl.
That's just me being petty.
Yeah.
But it's not even about me.
I mean, we've dated for a little while now, you know?
And this is actually the first time I've ever said on air on anything that I've been dating.
I might have told you to one time.
Yeah, you said on show.
Yeah, I might have told you.
But, like, never to anyone else ever really talked about it.
But I'm happy.
Like when I said I was happy earlier, like I think this is a derivative of it.
Is having her, her name's Erica in my life.
Like, she likes me for me.
Honestly, I can sense it.
Like, I'm good.
And I'm like you earlier.
Like, I'm always looking for ways of like, nope, this is.
like going too right, I got to get away from this.
And especially coming from what I came from
and having a relationship just explode.
Like, why would I ever want to do that again?
So that's Jake on on the Bobbycast.
And you can go to iTunes and search Bobbycast
or IHartRadio and search Bobbycast.
Yeah, he's number 53.
Jake on number 53.
Oh, the episode.
And why can't we give credit where credits do?
Like when we're doing articles.
It's not about me, but, you know.
That's called citing a reference.
Yeah, when breaking news happens, you got to say,
first broke by and you had to say...
If it wasn't news to us, we were just talking.
Because you're weird, dude.
You're the weirdestest human being ever.
And you're the weird as weird as you are, dude.
That's funny.
That's Jake and I.
So, Amy came by, and this is Amy on the Bobbycast,
talking about our friendship.
And you can go listen to this one too.
I mean, we've been to a lot together.
A lot.
A lot, and you've always been there for me.
And you've always been there for me.
That y'all have no idea.
I could even like get emotional saying it because there are things that Bobby has done for me and my family that you all have no idea.
You have no idea.
There's crying in this one.
It's kind of weird to hear back, huh?
I know.
I had to like look away.
Hey, don't like away.
That's just life.
We're all open beings in life.
I just haven't listened to it.
It's been a minute.
And I was like, oh, yeah, we got real.
That's what that shows about.
Yeah.
I mean, it's what all the shows are about.
You want to do Skinny?
You're going to change it out?
Yeah.
Get away.
Do a little surface.
Let's do it.
They're getting down deep in the heart.
Bobby Bonesh.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Last week, Brad Paisley put out a call for fans to meet him in Franklin, Tennessee,
to be in his video for Heavens South.
About 400 fans showed up on April 15th to take part,
and now they have completed the video.
We've got it up at Bobby Bones.com.
And it's pretty cool that he can just, like, send out a note,
like, hey, meet me here at this.
this time and like that many people will show up and bam now there's a music video yeah record
comes out tomorrow he's gonna be here tomorrow awesome too so that'd be cool all right what else will smith is
in talks to play the genie and disney's live action remake of aladdin the genie that would be
in the cartoon wasn't that robin williams yes interesting wasn't he green blue but he was okay
i'm colorblind yes but yes okay well go ahead good point yeah so i don't know a lot of people
are excited about that we'll see what happens i'm amy that's your third
20 seconds getting.
Bobby Bomes, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
I'm on Snap last night and just watching people Snapchat stories.
And I follow Lauren Elena.
I was laughing out loud because these girls see her from across the street and start to sing her song to her, like, yell at her.
And so they're like a block away, right?
Yeah.
And her name?
I am Lauren Elena on Snapchat.
And I'm like, that's funny.
Then the next nap is her talking to these girls.
She's like yelled at them to call them over.
Got to go to the cornrows.
Gave me away.
So then the next nap is her in their car driving down the street.
What?
Yes, yes.
Here.
Literally taking the road less travel.
I just got in the car that's in.
Here we are.
And so.
I'm laughing out loud.
Wow.
What?
Goose bombs.
That's so cool.
Cool for those girls.
and for Lauren Elena, because that's like her first number one,
and she's in there and they're jamming out.
I was, I called her last night.
I was like, Lauren, you have to take your snaps off your phone
and send them to me because I want to play them on the air.
She was like, what?
I was like, you snap jazz story.
It's so funny.
Like, take and text me all these snaps.
So, she was like, okay.
It's like you texted me all those snaps.
Like, aren't those so funny?
And like, cool and normal.
Yeah.
Love it.
Yeah, it's cool.
Our producer Ray, who's the audio guy,
he sits in a glass room and he's so mad today.
Why are you mad?
Well, I was promised to steak dinner and it's been over a week and a half and still haven't got it.
What do you mean you were promised to steak dinner?
One of the bosses tells me that if I help them out, they give me a steak dinner and we haven't gone yet.
Oh.
What's more important to you, Ray, getting the actual steak dinner or going and spend time with the boss.
Spending time with the boss.
Everybody else.
Oh, I met with the bosses and we had fun.
Oh, going to the boss with this.
I've never been to the boss with it for anything.
Okay, so Ray's our audio producer.
He's actually in a different room than we are right now.
He's in a glass room.
And I can just see Ray through the wall.
And that's why he sounds a little off.
Which boss was it?
His name?
Yeah.
Rod?
Oh, that'll happen in eight months.
What?
Good luck.
Maybe next.
Probably 2018.
Yeah, Rod runs the entire format.
And good luck.
He sent me an email and said,
steak dinner or a really, really nice restaurant, I owe you.
Yeah, and you'll get that before your contract's up.
I didn't know it was like that.
Yeah, he's impossible to get to.
So what did you do to earn a steak dinner?
Me and him, we did a little project together.
It was like multiple days.
Like what kind of project?
It was audio stuff.
So he didn't know how to use the board there.
So I taught him the whole board, the phones.
Yeah.
And we did it together.
What are you doing your own radio?
What is he?
Yeah.
Our boss in here, we're getting ready to take on.
He said like the Ray and Rod show?
No, he needed to play audio and he couldn't just do it.
it from a cell phone. I said, listen, we have a board. I'll teach you.
Okay. So he owes you a steak dinner. Let me, I'll get to the bottom of this.
Yeah. I mean, it's been over a week. See if we can get him on the phone. Okay.
Call, he won't, he'll never answer. See if you can get our boss on the phone and we'll see
where that steak dinner is. All right.
Such a weird question to ask if I have post-mortem plans. I don't care. Huh?
Amy, I say if after, because Prince has this music coming out. Oh, yeah. But now they're
fighting illegally about who has it. And Amy's like, do you have plans that like after, I don't even have a will.
I know you don't.
Once I'm out, Piz out!
I can see you not having a will, but I could also see you having some sort of stuff stocked away to be released
after you die, like whether it's a comedy song or a comedy sketch or something.
Here's a little song I wrote called, I'm now dead.
Here you hit it, boys.
Exactly.
Like, I would not put it past you to, like, surprise us with something after you die.
Well, I...
But it sounds morbid.
I don't think death is really that morbid.
Although that's kind of the definition of it.
Yes.
Because we all do it.
It's like going to the bathroom.
Like, why is it such a weird thing to talk?
about we all do it right because it's not sad to go the bathroom yeah depending on who you
talk to like here i have a weird thing with my girlfriend okay about the bath and all humans go to
the bathroom and it's not weird to me i don't like to talk like if i'm number one i'm not talking to her
through the door and and i don't want her talking to me and that's just i'm like i don't like talking
during bathroom time interesting and so bathroom happens part of life i just don't think there's
conversation there.
She, like conversation during that time?
Listen, she's been playing
music for so long and traveling
and touring with dudes and, like,
she's just cool because
and I say cool, like, guys think girls are cool
if they're, like, down with the dudes, but they can still,
you know. Right. She's been around dudes for
so long and traveling and touring, that
that's just not weird to her.
So, yeah.
But you have to be like, stop talking.
Oh, no, for sure. Okay. Like, I have
said, I do not like to
talk while I'm using the bathroom, and I do not like to hear anyone talk to me while they're
using the bathroom.
And all that list includes you.
So no talking.
No talkie.
Bathroom time, no talkingie.
Now, you say no talkie.
Yeah.
You keep the door closed?
Oh, for sure.
Okay, just making sure because that is not cool.
There's got to be still some sort of romance in the relationship.
Yeah.
And again, you don't have to not use the bathroom, but let's shut the door and let's not
talk during it.
I agree.
Yeah.
And you think that has to do with romance?
Like, using the restroom with the door open, being open, kills the romance in a relationship.
I think it kills it, but I sure don't help it.
It doesn't make me go, man, I wasn't in the mood, but now I am.
Okay, I got you.
Yeah, there's nothing attractive about hearing them go to the bathroom.
All right.
I'm not saying it turns you on or anything.
No, no, but it's just like why.
And I'm just like weirded out.
I don't talk during it.
Weird, okay.
What was that?
Oh, death.
Right.
Yeah, death.
Yeah.
Where were we?
Back to death.
Back to death.
Where we originally started.
I have none.
Oh.
Prince has this music that's supposed to come out tomorrow now.
Maybe it's not.
And it's unreleased Prince music.
I haven't heard any of it.
Here's deliverant.
But here's my thing about it.
If it's unreleased, doesn't that mean he thinks it kind of stunk and didn't want it
wanted out?
Yeah.
I don't know.
If he would have thought it was awesome, he would have released it.
Right.
So they're obviously trying to make money off of him, which is for sure, either way.
But secondly, they're doing it against his wishes.
Like, that's how you get haunted.
Uh-oh.
That's how ghost prints comes back.
It's unreleased.
Purple Ray.
Purple Ray.
I mean, it sounds like every Prince song ever.
It does.
But, I mean, we'll see if it comes out.
Hey, our boss is on the phone.
You want to talk to him?
Yeah.
Our boss is on the phone, who I believe is in New York right now.
Hey, Rod.
Good morning.
Hey, good morning.
Ray, our producer, is upset because you promised him a steak dinner,
and you still haven't delivered.
I don't know anything about this.
No, that's true.
I do owe him that.
Yeah.
We told him that you would give it to him,
but it would probably be sometime between now
and third quarter of 2018.
Well, I think that's fair, though.
I mean, we all have busy schedules.
Let's not get crazy.
He is really upset, though.
He was asking this morning in the studio,
like, when is it?
Because he feels that he doesn't get to do stuff
that the show does,
and it's more about FaceTime with you.
Let's go.
We can do it.
Ray?
Well, I was kind of thinking maybe you, me,
we could almost sneak in a lunch, Ruth's Chris or something,
not even have to be a dinner.
Okay, we can do lunch.
I mean, let's not get crazy, but sure, let's schedule a lunch,
maybe August, September, something like that.
I was just bringing it up.
You just have to get on the schedule.
Because it was an email and it got me excited
and then next thing you know, I'm just waiting
and then Christmas never came.
Be on a project.
Yes, I save you.
We work together.
We're boys.
He's upset.
Like, he's really upset.
Like, we're not joking.
He's upset.
Okay.
I get it.
I mean,
you know me sometimes that can get put on the back burner but let me make sure i put it right back
in front yeah and that'd be awesome hey and i'm not even forcing a plus one because i was kind of thinking maybe
i bring my girlfriend that would be fun screw that just you and me let's go and do some steak
i was going to do a nice send you guys on a nice romantic dinner but if you'd rather hang out with me
let's go no that too let's do another dinner then okay we do we do have confirmation and
we can break and relax he's just buzzing around the studio this morning mad
Yeah, kind of a legit complaint, so let me make sure we don't leave him hanging.
I get it.
Yeah!
All right.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thanks guys.
Bye-bye.
There's our boss.
Rod Phillips.
That's all I needed.
That was good.
That was a positive step.
You go better?
Yes.
That was good.
I'm like, if I don't say anything, this is going to get forgotten.
That's true.
All right, Rascal Flats now.
They are audio producer Ray.
Hey, you want something done?
Go do it.
Go get to the head of the problem.
I have terrible dry scalp where I just shake my head.
It's like a snowstorm, right?
And so I've been trying all this product, like to help get rid of it?
Yeah, because this is gross.
Yeah.
It's just, it is gross.
Yeah.
And so I've been using this.
But my hair is so fluffy all the time now.
Okay, because the product.
Yeah, it's just like, f-th-th-th.
That's what my hair feels like?
And then I wash it so much now.
I feel like I'm losing all my hair.
Well, I must say I don't really see any dandruff, though.
So I think it's worth a little bit.
Yeah, I didn't see much.
It's getting better.
But I feel like, am I losing my hair?
No.
I feel like I am.
Maybe it's just a light and fluffy that feels thinner.
I didn't want to tell you, but it looks like you are.
I didn't want to be the one to break it to you.
You want me in the club?
Because I still hate the guy that was cutting my hair when he told me.
Just something like that's still in my mind.
I couldn't stand him.
Do you join your club?
There's a seat open right next to me.
Eddie came in the other day and he looked funny.
And I was like, what's happening with your head?
That was weird, huh?
And he did a comb over all the other things.
It's not a comb over.
I coated it to the side.
A comb over, excuse me.
A comb over is when you grow it long.
and comb it over your head.
I didn't grow anything long.
I just combed it to the side.
He took his long hair and combed it over his head.
I don't have long hair.
You're making it up.
So was it a comb over studio?
Com over.
Eddie put it.
He was like, felt so weird about it.
He put a hat on.
We didn't make him feel weird.
He just felt weird.
Oh, the first thing Lynchbox said when I walked in the room was like,
whoa, what is happening there?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Why are you attacking me?
Because after he said that, then you walked in.
And you didn't say anything right away.
But then after a while you're like, whoa, come over today.
That's why I'm attacking you.
We're just used to seeing you in a hat.
Yeah.
Guys, I somehow walked out of my house without a hat that day.
I don't know why.
How's my hair, Ray?
Is it so good?
A plus?
Yeah.
Or A minus.
Good.
Good.
All right.
I worry about that.
It's all I have.
I'm not even married yet.
At least you're married.
That's not all you have.
Yeah.
That's what you're talking about.
That's all I have.
My hair.
What else do you got?
Even my boyish good looks are going away.
Our video producer Eddie has two kids, a nine-year-old and a three-year-old,
and a nine-year-old asked you if you were a celebrity.
Well, it was weird because I guess at school that day,
they were talking about, you know, being in Nashville and how cool it is here.
There's celebrities everywhere.
So they went around the classroom asking everyone, like, have you seen a celebrity lately?
And, you know, one person would be like, I saw Carrie Underwood.
And other one's like, I saw Luke Bryan at the grocery store.
and they went to junior and he goes,
I guess I live with a celebrity.
Oh, no.
And they're like, well, what do you mean?
Well, all these people you mentioned, like,
they're kind of his friends.
Like, he sees them at work all the time and he's on the radio,
so I guess I live with one.
And so he came home and he's like,
are you a celebrity?
And I was like, I don't know.
I don't think so.
Why?
And so he told me.
So I don't know.
What do you think?
That's a big word.
It is a big word.
The answer is.
I mean, he thought.
No to being a celebrity.
Like, we're, yeah, yeah, we're not celebrity.
That's kind of what I thought.
We're moderately known in certain areas of the country.
But he makes a good point.
Like, Tim McGrath, Carrie Underwood, Luke Bryant.
They're celebrities.
We hang out with them.
They're like worldwide.
Just because you're friends with somebody, I mean, you're also them.
Oh, okay, okay, I see that.
But, to be fair, people will get online and they're like a YouTube celebrity.
And I don't know who they are.
Oh, right.
They have a YouTube following.
Ah.
How do you feel about your kid,
like starting to get it now that you're on the radio.
It's weird.
It's really weird.
He really hasn't.
Yeah.
And now he's figuring it out, but the three-year-old is still probably has no idea now.
So, I mean, it's kind of cool that he knows what I do.
Like, I think I want him to be inspired now.
That like, wow, my dad can be on the radio.
I can do whatever then.
So what did you do to get on the radio that he can learn?
Yeah.
What did I do?
Yeah, like, well, like he...
Well, I mean, I've been in the creative field my whole life.
I kind of knew what I wanted to do when I got out of like,
high school, which was TV, and I guess it was grouped in radio, TV, whatever, but I've always
stayed in this communication path, and that's kind of what I want him to do, is like focus in,
if he wants to make movies, then just follow the movies, you know, whether it's going to be a
TV show or a real movie in the theater.
But he's like, Dad, how did you get on the radio?
Yeah, I'm just going to be like, it just happened one day, you know, Uncle Bobby.
Uncle Bobby asked me to be on the radio.
But he's like, how do I find an Uncle Bobby to ask me on the radio?
He's just, you know, just be cool with everyone, you know?
I wouldn't have met Bobby if I wasn't cool with everyone.
That's kind of true.
Eddie's cool with everyone.
You're in TV and you met Bob.
Yeah, but there wasn't anything I did special to be on the radio.
I just met Bobby and I didn't even know he was on the radio.
We were just friends.
And then later I found out who was on the radio.
But then the fact that I was such a good TV producer was why you wanted me to come, right?
You're just cool with everybody.
But that's it.
I've been cool with everyone my whole life.
Everybody.
Nobody dislikes Eddie.
Like, I like people.
And that's my goal with them.
Like, I don't want them to not like me.
Yeah, you're a pleaser.
I'm opposite of lunchbox.
You're a people pleaser for sure.
Well, it's an interesting story with your nine-year-old.
Yeah.
Until, no, not celebrity.
No, not, not, not, no, no.
It's funny, huh?
You're not, no, don't do that.
Okay.
So, this guy's name is Ben.
He's a dad.
The story says he did all he could do to make a six-year-old not feel ashamed
after she had accident at school.
The kindergartner walked herself to the school's office
with a coat wrapped around her self
on her waist to hide the fact that she had a wet spot between her legs.
So they called the dad.
And the dad showed up and he had put water all over his pants too and showed up so she didn't
feel like she was by herself.
Right.
And he was like, it happens to me too.
That's cute.
And they were like she just looked at him in an awe.
He pretended like they were sneaking out of school together like they were getting away
with something.
It's pretty cool.
Right?
Yeah.
He knows she had to feel embarrassed, but he made her feel okay.
And it kind of gives you those hair stand-upy things.
Yeah.
He's a good dad.
My girlfriend.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
My girlfriend bought me.
They're tights.
They're yoga tights.
I mean, it looks like I'm a Peter Pan when I put them on, except they're black.
And I saw a guy wear them once in a yoga class.
And listen, make no mistake about it.
Yoga is really hard.
Like, it's really hard.
Yeah.
And so people make fun on me because I go to yoga.
But it's really hard.
And it's hot yoga.
And there aren't a lot of guys in there.
And so she gave me these pants.
And I've been a little self-conscious to wear them because they're tired.
Here I am, right now.
But I went to yoga yesterday for the first time in like three weeks.
And I go in and there were three guys in the class.
And we were all together.
And I'm not kidding.
Like on the left of me was this dude, had to be a football player.
Covered in tattoos.
Big dude ripped up wearing tights, right?
On my left-hand side.
On my right-hand side, the guy had to be like a street fighter, right?
He was wearing tites too.
And they were both wearing tight.
I was between a football player and a street fighter, both wearing yoga tites.
And I was like, I got to go.
So I'm going to wear them.
You got a best out of the time best of the tides.
If you're in a football player street fighter sandwich, they're wearing tites?
Were you like, dang, I forgot my tight.
Yes.
Did you want to tell them, hey, yo, I have tight.
But I forgot home.
Yep, I did.
Okay.
Well, wear the tites.
Document it.
Were these guys really that big?
Are you just trying to say this so you look like so you can wear the tight?
One had to be a football player.
One had to be a street fighter.
Like, they had to be their careers.
I could just see it.
Come on.
And if they're going to be doing it, then.
Okay.
Either that or they just look like it and they have it.
No, no, no, for sure.
They were cool. They were cool.
The tattoos and stuff.
But, yeah, I'm going to work one day just to see how we feel.
Do it.
All right.
Feels awkward.
There's a story from 10-truth.com, T-E-N-N-truth.com.
Country music superstar Jake Owen's back in the dating world.
Boy, we opened up a whole Pandora's box with this bobby cast, didn't we?
Jake Owen has re-entered the dating world.
Owen recently appeared on the bobbyn's.
Bobby Bones is Bobby cast and discussed a wide range of topics.
The Florida native told Bones he'd been single woman named Erica who works in interior design.
And then they Instagram stalked her and found her picture and posted it in the story.
Oh, wow.
And so, it said, for what it's worth, the story says, Owen seemed incredibly happy on the podcast.
He has a new song out called Good Company and his Beach Whiskey Company seems to be thriving.
Okay.
So, but they found her and they posted her, so it's not.
Which is very pretty.
And they cited the Bobbycast.
They did.
This story did.
That's cool.
Some others are not.
We found this.
Yeah.
Some of those, they're like, hey, people on the streets are talking.
And some random interview, Jake, asked.
So, yeah, it's interesting.
Because, okay, in the room, we searched right too.
Yeah.
But we didn't post it.
Because we were like, let's see.
It was easy to find.
But now everybody's drawing conclusions that she decorated his place.
Oh.
I was like, furniture builder, Erica Nashville.
Well, that's what he's, like I have him talking about her.
Yeah.
But we didn't, I didn't make the story up of she came and designed his house and then they started dating.
I don't know that that's the case.
The speculation is that when he was remodeling his home, that maybe she was involved in that process.
Lots of maybes here.
Yeah.
I mean, we've dated for a little while now, you know, and this is actually the first time I've ever said on air on anything that I've been dating.
I might have told you one time.
Yeah, you said a little bit.
Like, never to anyone else ever really talked about it.
But I'm happy, like when I said I was happy earlier, like I think this is a derivative of it.
Is having her, her name's Erica, in my life.
Like, she likes me for me.
Honestly, I can sense it.
Like, I'm good.
And I'm like you earlier.
Like, I'm always looking for ways of like, nope, this is like going too right.
I got to get away from.
So there's that.
He also talks about the first time he calls her his girlfriend and he stops when he does it.
I mean, dude, I had a day.
He's talking about taking to the John Mayer show?
I mean, dude, I had a day, two days off.
You think I want to travel on my day?
And it's only two days I had wait off too.
And I took my girlfriend.
I just said it.
I have a girlfriend.
I took her to Chicago to go see that show.
And it was awesome.
It was amazing.
And the last song when he comes out on the piano.
It's all white.
The screen's white.
Everything's white.
And he's white.
And then he walks through the door and leaves.
And it's over.
And it says the end.
You can hear it.
Just search Bobbycast.
I heart radio.
Subscribe on iTunes.
The world's a flutter about Jake-O-ins new girl.
I mean, I guess it's all fair if he says it, right?
Yeah.
It's all fair.
I love John.
Jake and I have a lot in common.
We're very weird and sensitive.
Yes.
But you're weirder.
That's what he said.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
I mean, that's what Jake Owen said.
Hmm.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
That's a tough one.
You know, they fired Bill O'Reilly.
Yeah.
It reminds me of when we'll do it live when he flipped out.
Do it live.
All right, go, go.
In five, four, three.
That's tomorrow and that is a...
In five, four, three.
That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today,
and we will leave you with a...
I can't do it.
We'll do it live.
Okay.
We'll do it live.
I can go.
write it and we'll do it live.
Three.
That's tomorrow and that is it for us today.
I'm Bill O'Reilly. Thanks again for watching.
We'll leave you with Sting and a cut off
his new album. Take it away.
Wow. Nailed it.
We'll do it live. Yeah.
Yeah, boy.
Here's Jake going, calling me weird.
If anybody cares.
What's he saying? What's he say? I'm weirder than he is.
Yes.
He's weird. He's weird. Everybody's weird.
I'm not as weird as you, dude.
Yeah.
That's what he says
Weird dude
Because you're weird
Dude you're the weirdest human being ever
And you're not as weird as you are dude
I love that
Yeah
Yeah
There we go
That's the jam
That's not the jam
Don't put that up there
That's so good
No
I still keep your shampoo in my shower
In case you want to wash your head
and I know that you probably
found yourself some or somewhere
but I do not really care
because as long as it is there
I still feel like you're mad
That's a jam right there man
Doesn't that song make himself so desperate?
That's okay, that's what music does
It lets you be vulnerable
That's how you're
That's vulnerability in your creative space
I wouldn't say have the crap to real people
I would say on this show
That's true
And human life
Human life, I'm a stone
I got nothing for nobody
on this show it's like here's my soul
America take it out
that's what's interesting even in the Bobbycast
with Jake you say
he asked you I think who knows you the best
and you said my listeners
yeah it's true
because you're weird dude
and you're the weird as you are
dude
one you bat
It's like a fight in who's weird
No you're weird
Because you're weird
dude
We'll do it live
There's Oklahoma police officer
who issues himself a speeding ticket.
Did you guys see this?
Oh, that's nice to him.
Idiot.
What do you mean?
You're the cop, man.
I saw the headline.
Let me need to know what you'd do.
An Oklahoma police chief says
he issued himself a citation for speeding.
He did so after being caught on video speeding.
He posted on Facebook saying he was wrong.
He was traveling 80 miles an hour.
He wrote himself a $300 ticket and he's going to pay it in full.
Because whenever someone goes through the radar and it sends it back,
he's the person that gets it.
And he got sent back to him.
Oh, okay.
I like it.
That's legit.
No.
Keeping it real.
I think it's keeping it real and it's legit, but would you do it if you were the cop?
Ooh, that's a tough one.
No chance.
The answer's no.
No.
You would too, Bobby.
I really wouldn't.
Yeah, you would.
Because no one would be losing from it.
It's not like I'll be taking from anyone.
I'm just being honest.
I'm bearing my soul, America.
I feel like you would.
I'm bearing my soul.
I don't think I would.
Well, I believe in you.
No, I'll probably take it and go, I kind of feel bad.
I'm going to donate it to charity.
Did we do something else with money?
I'm not paying a ticket, though
because my engineers goes out.
Amy was talking about some
Shania Twain story where she pete her pants
because she was scared. Yeah, her first time
singing in high school or singing an original
song that she wrote her something, and
she was wearing a skirt and she peeped.
Oh.
This is her on James Corden last night.
This was not a little pee.
This was a puddle.
It was a full drama.
And when I stood up, it just came.
Okay, see, I'm...
Yeah.
And then I was like, we talk about this and skinny.
I was like, I don't like talking about that.
Well, do you want to know the rest, what she did to cover it up?
Okay.
So there was a water bottle nearby, so she kicked it over so it looked like the water bottle.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, because, yeah.
She just poured the water all over herself.
Yeah.
Here, this is her talking about stage fright.
She and I Twain.
When I was a teenager, I got it up in front of my peers, you know, a bunch of 16-year-olds in front of the school, and I literally peed myself.
No.
I mean, I was so nervous.
Yeah.
They're saying she's going to play new music at stagecoach.
Because she's playing stagecoach in California next week.
Eddie and I, the Raging Idiots, our band's playing too.
We're playing the same night that she and I plays.
Awesome.
Is that next week?
Yeah.
Next weekend, dude.
Wow.
Indio, California, the Raging Idiots and Stagecoach.
It's amazing.
So, yeah, it'll be interesting.
She sounds funny.
She's so Canadian sounding.
You definitely heard that.
Yeah, because my girlfriend's from Canada.
Yeah.
I don't know what I don't know what I'm from like cowboy Canada, Calgary,
where they have like the Calgary Stampede.
That's right.
That's their football team.
But that's what they have.
That's what they call it.
Like the stampede.
Like she's from the Wyoming of Canada.
Oh, okay.
For perspective.
Yes.
Like Toronto is like to Chicago.
I had to learn this because.
Okay.
Yeah, because I have no idea.
I've never been to Canada.
She's from the cowboy part of Canada.
Okay.
And that's how she got into country music.
Was like, that's just what Calgary?
Calgary.
Sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She's from Windsor
Windsor Ontario
Yeah, that's right
Yeah, I don't know anything about Winkett
How'd you know that?
Geography B?
Nailed it
Dude, let me tell you.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
You're weird, dude.
Dude.
In ninth grade, I won the geography B.
Like, I won my whole county.
Why are you bragging?
Because it was awesome.
So were you good at, like, just domestic geography?
No, no, I tried to win state
and I didn't win state.
I was a quiz bowl monster.
Yeah.
In seventh grade, I was captain of the 12th grade team.
And like, it's impressive.
Yeah.
I was a, like, I never really been great to anything.
That was my highlight.
If I had to Uncle Rico something, it'd be that.
When I was a seventh grader and I was tiny and I was captain of the 12th grade quiz bowl team against other 12th.
And I was dominating them.
Nah.
That was to me, I'm Uncle Rico.
Okay.
Geography would be, though.
It's pretty good.
Like, States capitals, what?
It's so weird that Windsor, Ontario, whatever, is right across from Detroit.
Detroit. It's right next to each other.
Why is that weird?
I just feel like Canada is up by the North Pole.
Borders with America.
I know, but right by Detroit, that's crazy.
That's like, Eddie, that's being like so crazy that Texas is so close to Mexico.
Yeah, it's like so crazy Niagara Falls is by...
But here's the thing, you're from Texas, it's close to Mexico.
Yeah.
So that part of the country to you, because it's not like we're world travelers.
Right.
It's foreign.
It is foreign.
I get it.
It's like going New York is the closest to London.
We know.
We don't, we're not from New York.
That's crazy.
Right.
This just blew my mind.
Like, Shania Twain could have gone to like Detroit Lion games.
Wow.
And they've been home that same night.
That's crazy.
That's true.
Okay.
Details.
Minor details.
I mean, we got to go blow this Kim Jong-line up, right?
Like, we just have to.
That's how you start this thing.
We just have to.
I mean, this guy is an absolutely.
insane maniac.
It doesn't seem real.
They were showing this video
and they reenacted this
like the U.S. was being wiped out
by a nuclear attack.
And listen to the cheering here.
They put on this show to have marked
a birthday of like the founding father
Kim second sung.
And they ended up with this whole
footage thing that they created of them blowing up
America with nuclear attack. And everybody's just like
we want it so bad.
Wow.
Okay.
Goodbye.
Mr.
Jong-un, it's time to go, buddy.
I get no room for that.
If you stay in your little country,
it's like a really crazy person
just drawing pictures in their house.
As long as you don't leave your house,
you can draw your little pictures.
Right.
Once you start to leave your,
it's time to go,
because I don't know what you're about to do.
Yeah.
I've never, listen, I don't run any military.
No, you don't
But this Kim Jong-un
Guy go
Like, they've got this
It's like your home team wins the football game
You throw a touch, that's what they're cheering for
Yeah
As it shows America being blown up
That's so crazy
I've never felt that much hate towards something
Me either
I don't think
I think it's love toward their own people
Because they're taught they're so right
And we're so wrong
So it'd be like
You're not really in a sports though
He's like to Cowboys
Say the Cowboys
Say the Spurs
Those are my team
So I'm like
You don't have rival
Like from
Hmm
Well like who's your rival
Bobby?
Like who's your rival?
My rival
They're only your rival
Because you love your team so much
Yeah I see what you're saying
So go on with you
You wouldn't just hate them to hate them
But you like to see them
But you like to see them lose
I get it
Okay
I guess
I shouldn't do sports robinson's with you as much
No I know what you're saying
I get the message though
But anyway
He's got to go.
I'd like to make the call.
I don't know how, but that's it.
I'm sure someone's on it.
We're keeping an eye on it.
He needs to go.
These people are just going too crazy at America blowing up.
Like, we would never see any place blowing it.
Even people we hate and see in a whole city and go like, yeah, we just wouldn't.
Yeah.
Unless it was like, well, I don't even want to say.
Go ahead.
No, I'm not going to say?
You have a place?
No.
It's like a whole city.
It's like a whole...
Huh?
He goes, I got so hard.
No, he's saying, less.
Well, I mean, y'all can think of a compound full of people.
That's different than a city or...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, ISIS.
Amy's like, let me think about what state I don't like.
What?
Let's talk about North Korea, how nutty that dude is.
Like, he wants us all to die.
And, like, they're cheering on the streets at a simulation of blowing up an area.
I'm like, all right, time for him to go.
Did you know that that place is so nutty, North Korea,
that you can't even get his haircut.
Like, he has a style of hair, no one else can get it.
It's a law.
A law?
It's a law.
You cannot have his haircut.
His haircut looks like...
Let me check it out.
It's shaved on the bottom.
And remember how Jake going with hair used to be when it was long and he'd push it back?
Yes.
It's like a shaved old-school Jake going on top.
Super tight on bottom and Jake going on...
Oh, yeah.
It's a super tight jet going on top.
Whoa, super tight.
Yeah.
Basically to the skin.
Wow.
And then he's got slick...
Slick back on the top, kind of like, piquy blinders.
Kind of, a little longer.
Yeah.
Like, I would say old school jay going.
And no one else can have this cut.
No, no.
It probably dissented to death.
Interesting.
One of the most common questions I get is what do you guys do during breaks?
Like, if we're at commercial or playing a song, like, what do you do?
And now, what we're going to do for you right now is exactly what we were doing during the break.
And we were like, let's just do it on the air.
This is verbatim what we were doing before you're hearing.
that right there. Yes. We were doing
a Josh Turner impression off
off the air. Like, we do bits for just ourselves.
And so we started doing it and we quit
because we're like, let's just see how good everybody is.
So, Josh Turner has a deep voice. And he has a new song
called Hometown Girl. Ready?
All right. Amy, you're up first.
I need a pretty little hometown, hometown girl.
With a ribbon time back in those
waterfell. I've been looking all over, all over
the world.
That's pretty low.
my deep.
Oh, pretty
hometown,
hometown girl.
Girl.
That is my
Alto.
No,
my, no,
my,
baritone.
Baritone.
Yeah,
so,
Alto'd be high.
There we go.
There we go.
That's amazing.
Hold on.
I all that time
was one.
I know.
That's all we need.
It's like,
how do that?
Hold on.
She grew up around.
Now, I can't
hold on.
Come on.
I may make me smile.
She grew up round.
Here.
Southwise song
Where the corner
Wait
Went to high school here
Got that Panther pride
She'll be cheering them on
Every Friday night
She got a pretty little
Pretty little hometown girl
That's my
Dude you sound
Like a grandpa
Come on over here
I need a
She got the ribbon line back
With the waterfow car
Dude, it's hard, huh?
It's hard.
Now, you're the impression guy, though, Eddie.
Oh, that's a lot of pressure.
This is our impression guy, Eddie.
You had Josh Traynor, hometown girl.
Go ahead.
She grew up around here by the southwest side, where the growner grows on the road and outside.
When a high school got that panther pride, she was hearing them on every Friday night.
I'm a pretty little, pretty little hometown girl.
Does it sound like it?
Hold on.
Wait.
she grew up around here on the southwest side where the corner of course.
Appreciate you guys commenting on our Josh Turner off.
What do they say?
Good stuff?
Funny but not that good.
Like we try.
We tried to do our best Josh Turner.
So.
That was good.
I've been told that lunchbox is coming to my stand-up comedy show on Saturday.
And so, you know, I guess you guys haven't ever been, huh?
Never been.
Never seen it.
don't know anything about it
That's interesting
I was at your very very first one
Yeah
Okay
But that was a year
Yeah
So I'm sure you've got new material
A lot has changed
He's improved his
You haven't seen any of it
I know I'm just trying to help you out
But
What's your game here?
I'm just telling you
I don't want you to feel extra pressure
I don't want you to over tell the jokes
Because I'm in the crowd
And you're worried about me criticizing you
I want you to just be up there
And just forget that I'm out in the audience
because I'm going to be an honest critic,
and I know when I am in the audience,
it can be a little pressure-filled
because I'm brutally honest,
and you may feel the need to impress me
by telling jokes that are a little more risque than you like to,
but I don't want you to...
I don't want you to change your act.
I will do what I do.
I just want you to do funny and alone.
Do you think that I, when you're around,
I try to do more to impress you?
Yes.
Why?
That's interesting.
Because he looks for approval.
From you.
Yeah.
It's only natural because when there's a funny person around, you want to act funny.
Oh, that's it.
Yeah, because if there's a funny person in the room and you act funny, they're like, oh, that guy's funny too.
You get the respect of another funny person.
Well, that case.
Yeah, a lot of pressure.
You better be really funny because we're all coming.
Yeah.
See, that wasn't funny.
Yeah, it was.
It backed up your point.
Are you guys all coming early?
Yeah, we're all going to do that.
Why?
Who here?
This is a big night.
It's not a big night.
It's, it's, it's, who cares?
And my wife wants to see it.
Like, we're, dude, we're all in.
That's why people don't like doing shows at home.
My husband's coming.
Because everybody comes and takes all the tickets.
Oh, you don't get paid for those.
Cost me money.
Damn, fine, we'll pay you.
What is it?
Five bucks?
Yes.
I'll take you ten.
I'm not paying.
You take Venmo?
I'll take Venmo, yeah.
I just went to Ray through the little speaker, Ray sits in a glass room, our producer.
And I was like, hey, are we not playing body like a backroad this morning?
Like, I don't know that I've ever, like, requested a song.
Ever.
just sitting here.
Yeah.
But this song, it seems like
it just...
It is.
You need it.
And it won't be the one song
this week.
If it's not a three week number one,
I'm calling conspiracy on the industry.
It's as big as Thomas Wright-Dye Happy Man.
And that's been one of the biggest songs
we've been here.
It's his biggest girl...
I mean, if it's not a three-week number one,
I'm saying Russia hack the...
I should be the charts.
If it's, again,
let's just do all this stop,
giving everybody number one every week
just because it's nice.
If body like a backroad,
it's not a three-week.
week number one. I'm probably going to be like, okay.
I'm going to have to break it down. Where is that song? I need to hear a little bit of it.
Thank you.
Right. Ray said, it's right here.
Yes. I like the sound of that.
You have braids in her hand.
Got hips like, honey.
I mean, come on.
Got a girl from the south side.
Got a blazing air.
First time I sing to walk by.
Oh, man, I fell a bummer chair.
Had to get her number.
It's going to be like six weeks.
And I'm here.
I go way bad like Cadillac six.
All right, today's 420.
Yeah.
Okay, why do people do that?
I get it.
None of us are like pot people.
No.
But why?
It's still fun to celebrate.
It's just going to be like, yeah.
You know everyone else is, so you just kind of go, yeah.
Or is everybody else doing like you're doing?
You just going, yeah.
You think that they're just doing it because it's 420?
When I was in college, I knew people that got really excited about it.
Yeah, because it's like.
But did they do it on 419 and 421?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, and 30.
That's what I'm saying.
Exactly.
Okay, so it says here that 50% of Americans have tried marijuana.
I think that's probably a low number.
Yeah, I think it's a low number.
That's a low number.
And you can go wherever you want.
I've never tried it.
I've never tried any, I've never tried even alcohol.
I'd love to try it all.
I'd just have one night where I just try everything.
Everything?
It's like a buffet of everything.
That could be a crazy night.
Yeah.
I just haven't.
Wouldn't you like to know what all that stuff feels like?
No.
No.
Not really.
Steve Jobs took LSD and was like it changed his life.
He was like it made me think in a more creative space.
Okay.
I just wonder what things feel like, but I don't have that in me to take that step to feel it.
Sorry, what was he referring to Steve Jobs?
Taking LSD and opening up the brain.
Oh, LSD, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know that.
And they use LSD and doctors do to treat like a, like,
all kinds of stuff
I'll let's say that
All kinds of stuff
I learned a lot there
anxiety like super anxiety
and PTSD
they use it
and they control it
and they control you
in an environment
and they use it
seriously
yeah it's pretty crazy
but so
but when you like to
because it
man it's gotta be
some stuff
maybe other things
no way
like morphine
yeah but don't they use
that like when you go
through like surgery or something
I don't know
I don't know if I had drugs
I think I've had morphine
But you're in the hospital because you had MRSA.
I was. Staff infection, yeah, MRSA.
So I definitely had morphine.
Yeah, it's a painkiller.
We don't know enough about drugs to talk about it.
No.
But over 50% of Americans have tried marijuana.
It said, I think it's way above that.
A bunch of liars.
I mean, definitely.
The people lied in that survey.
Okay.
In this room.
Go ahead.
There are one, two, three, four, five of us.
I haven't.
I don't care if you say you have or haven't.
You don't have to say anything.
Raise your hand if you have tried it.
One, two,
To only two of five.
Wow.
I guess they're not lying.
Wait.
What?
What joke are we talking about?
Whoa.
Amy?
I'm joking.
I just thought it would be higher.
I thought it would be higher too.
Lunchbox hasn't.
Nope.
Never tried it.
Which is weird.
Yeah.
I thought you'd be one of the ones.
I know.
You did I be one of the one.
Oh, not a head.
No, my three and five.
Sorry, I didn't know which one we were talking about.
So Bobby, you have it?
Lunchbox is.
haven't. So who has?
We just know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We all raised her hand.
I have to.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
I did it with my mom.
It's legal in a bunch of the kids.
It's not, it's legal in a lot of places.
Yeah.
I would like to have raised my hand halfway.
I haven't.
I just don't curious about all this stuff that makes you feel good.
I don't have any.
Yeah, I guess it's just natural stuff.
I mean, that's weird.
And Bobby, one day I could see, depending on
what becomes legal or not, I'm a huge proponent for
medicinal purposes.
And I think that every state needs to take a hard look at that, long look at the medicinal
side of things.
And I could see you one day maybe if it's legal using it medicinally.
I think it could be good for you.
Yeah, I don't want to get in trouble.
I think it's part of it.
Well, yeah.
Me neither.
Are you kidding?
Me neither.
I broke the law with my mom.
We were breaking the law together.
Listen, to be fair, and so everybody knows the whole story, Amy's mom had cancer really bad,
and that's the only way she would eat.
It improves her quality of life.
What was crazy to me, though, is that the hospital would give her these synthetic marijuana pills, and she could do that.
But then she couldn't, like, at home, we couldn't do it to make her feel better or make her, give her, make her eat or take away pain.
So you guys decide to roll one up on the slide?
No, you're like, call some people.
Amy's like the most, that's some unrule breaker.
How did she know who to call?
I wouldn't know anyone.
You just go stand outside.
My mom's best friends.
Oh, yeah, okay.
First of all, people from high school, one.
But everybody.
Probably everybody knows somebody.
Everybody's one step away from getting weed.
Who would you call?
Okay, yeah.
If I had to pick like a close person to call it to get weed.
Yeah.
I have so many artist friends though.
Yeah, I know.
And they all know somebody or they do it themselves because everybody does it.
I know one that you can say right now.
Probably NADA.
I'd be like Noda.
Because Nata's cool.
All our friends are cool.
Sure.
I'd be like, who sells weed?
And she probably hooked me up in one call.
Yeah, probably.
But I don't know how to, I don't know how to, like, I've only done it with someone who does it themselves.
Like, I've never done it, like, known how to roll it or buy it or I've never done any of that.
I'm just in a room and have smoked it.
Eddie, what's your question?
But that's a connection, like, not as a connection.
Do you have a person that you would know, like, he definitely has it or she has it?
Has it?
Yeah, like on standby?
Yep.
But not that I would, not that I know.
Probably, but I don't.
Because you would for sure have to trust.
That's why, I mean, if you're sick, which my mom had cancer, you have to make sure it's
legit.
Like, you can't have, and he's got to be high quality.
So we got something called the Lance Armstrong.
Wow.
Because it was on steroids?
No.
I don't know if it's, I couldn't figure, no.
No.
That's real funny.
No.
I think it's because he had cancer.
I don't know if it's because he also had cancer and then you just knew it was like quality
stuff or something.
I don't know.
They all name their stuff different stuff.
They are named.
You got to make sure.
What were some other types?
All I knew is that we got to Lance Armstrong.
I don't know any other ones.
I'd get some Eddie.
Eddie, what's that?
It'd show up late.
I was going to get there at 3 and it show up about 4.30.
You're so funny.
Listen, I think it should be legal.
But I never used it.
So I'm a hypocrite when I say that.
And listen, for people listening, they're probably like,
oh, my goodness, I can't believe they're talking about this.
It's 420, dude.
Come on.
That's one.
Yeah, that's one of those people.
I was so close-minded about it.
And I was so like, oh, you know, I just, oh, I can never, I can't believe people would do that.
Blah, blah, blah.
And after I did some research and talk to so many people, like, yeah, I'm with you, Bobby.
I think it's okay for it to be illegal.
You also saw it change.
I saw it firsthand.
You saw it change.
But I was for sure 100% one of those people that was sitting in their car listening to us that would have been like, oh, no, that's an illegal drug.
No.
Ew.
Stop talking about it.
it. I guess to me it's weird that you can drink alcohol and that's legal. Yeah. Yeah.
But you can't. Yeah. Sometimes it takes a life-changing experience for you to change your mind and that's what happened to me. So I'm just saying. So what was the benefit for your mom?
Well, for her, I saw an instant, whether even if it was the pill, the synthetic pill or, you know, smoking, which she had a really hard time smoking. It wasn't easy for her to inhale it and to. Which way did you prefer? Which way did you prefer? I never took the pill. That was her pill. Her prescription.
We bought her a vape pin or one of those, what's it called?
I'm talking about it.
She had an electronic thing.
Oh yeah, a vape.
A vape.
It wasn't like a roll thing.
But for her instantly like.
She had a big bong.
Like we were sitting there watching the voice.
She's making the sound.
So it was me, my mom, my sister and my mom's best friend and then my mom's
her son's daughter.
And we were watching the voice.
And my mom all of a sudden, my mom had no desire to really eat, no food.
But we made a buffet.
We put it out the bar.
So she would be tempted, you know, in case, you know, after she smoked a little.
And I saw her get up on her own, which she hadn't really, we would kind of escort her places.
She went over to the buffet, made her own plate, like, came and sat back down.
And then when something like good happened on the voice, she liked it, at one point, she, like, popped up.
And she was like, yeah.
Like, she just was more free with her body.
She was, like, eating food.
And then laughing at the voice and just having a great time.
And at one point, she looked over at us, and she's like, y'all, I don't think this is working.
And we were just like, mom, you have no idea.
It's so working.
You legit just popped up out of the couch, went over and got your own plate of food, and now you're eating it.
Like, this is working.
But she just was like, I don't really know if I feel anything.
But then, like, nothing funny would be happening on TV.
She would be like, ha, ha, ha, pass me another pickle.
It was just, for me, it was a great experience.
I saw it working.
We were under control.
It was a good environment.
we were safe.
I see a story because pain killers are like opiates or like people get addicted and they can't get off.
It's become a real problem in America.
Oh yeah, I can see that.
And it's like NFL players like, hey, we can smoke weed for pain or we can take these pain pills.
Yeah.
And right now they can only illegally take the pain pills.
They can't smoke weed.
Right.
Which is kind of counterintuitive to what it should be.
It really is.
It is.
Four 20 segments over.
I mean, man, what a talk.
And scene.
Roll it up.
Smoking goodbye.
Yeah, right.
We're so like the opposite.
We're such a good.
We're such a girl.
We're such a girl.
I'm like,
what's that thing called?
Like a bait.
You never took the pills?
No.
No, those were why I felt like doing one.
Did you feel like you're a bad girl?
The first thing I didn't.
I'm such a rebel.
You mean with my mom?
Period.
Just smoking at all?
Oh, no.
Because the first time I tried it, I was in high school.
I just felt like I was a stupid high school kid.
But what about was your mom?
Oh, we felt a little, like, bad, but we were just trying to be her cheerleaders because she really didn't.
My mom is a rule follower.
She did not want to break the law.
But, I mean, I was like, mom, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Let's just get together.
So we were in the laundry room, all huddled around, like five grown women, like, he, your turn.
But we were just trying to be there for my mom.
Any minute the cops kick down the door.
Oh, yeah.
Amy's talking about this show called 13 Reasons Why.
Yeah.
My trainer was talking about this.
We're working out, and he's like, you have to watch the show.
It's about cassette tapes?
Well, there's cassette tapes involved.
Yeah, but, I mean, it's about...
Do you guys know the show on Netflix?
No.
No.
Okay.
So you're going through.
It's all in sort of the present day, but you are going back and forth between when the girl was alive, a high school student, and after she's dead.
So, he was like, it's pretty deep.
So deep.
And dark when it starts because she killed herself, and you don't know...
She's a high school.
school student, but then she has these tapes that she's left behind.
And they've been distributed to certain people to listen to.
And she's explaining kind of the role they played and why she killed herself.
Bullying, in a sense.
I read a new story about this show that was like people, I can just read you this.
Many people feel the hit Netflix show can be triggering for those experiences of suicidal feelings.
Critics include the mental health charity headspace.
And they're like, this is a show that you shouldn't watch if you're in a bad spot already.
Wow.
Is it that dark?
Is it good?
It's pretty dark.
I will say it's good.
Like I'm fully hooked.
They've got me.
I'm like Netflix has done it again.
I want to binge it, but I'm trying to like take it at a slow pace.
I'm on the third or...
Or medium pace.
I'm about to start the fourth.
episode. So, I mean, I feel like I'm pretty good. I'm not doing like the whole thing in one day,
but it's that good to where you could because you're just like, okay, I got to figure
this out what's happening next. Because I couldn't figure out if she like made the tapes
before she died or she's in some like, you know.
Stranger Things.
Stranger Things universe.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
So it's called 13 reasons why.
Yes.
Hmm. I'll probably have to watch it then.
Yeah.
If there's a new story that about it, like we should, I need to watch it.
And even for the actors and actresses, they had to have therapy puppies on.
set because some scenes were so intense that they could go play with the therapy dog after a
scene so it wouldn't hit them so hard.
That sounds miserable to watch.
Wow.
You'd love it.
Bobby, you'd love it.
I mean, big little lies was difficult at times to watch.
And again, that's an HBO show that I wouldn't, I don't think I would ever even watched.
Except for everybody, it just finally got around.
Word of mouth made that show happen because it was so good.
That's a word of mouth show.
I wasn't pitched on it by watching
I don't even really watch HBO
Game of Thrones
That's about it
But they were like ballers
I watched that
Oh yeah
But really I'm not an HBO guy
And they were like
And it's so good
I just started it
Steal somebody's account
Because not everybody pays for HBO
It's expensive
I did I stole my wife
My sisters
I shouldn't say that
You should do
What's right with
I lent
I borrowed my sister's account
And I started watching it
And
I don't know
I don't know yet
It takes about three
before you're like really in it.
Nicole Kempment is the best thing in this movie.
Like, it's a mini series.
It's not a TV show.
Yeah.
She dominates the thing.
I feel weird about her character right now, so I know something's up with her.
She just, you can tell she's so good.
She dominates this show, yeah.
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