The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s PDA & Amy’s Pregnancy Update

Episode Date: May 9, 2017

Bobby kisses Lindsay on stage during her performance, Amy updates us on her possible pregnancy and Lunchbox defends his dirty lifestyle Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is show. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Thank you for waking up with us. Good morning. Studio. Morning.

All right, so I am in California this morning. Mike D. and I are because last night, one of my best friends is Charlotte May and the God from the, from the, breakfast club and he put out a book and so he's like hey will you help me host this event and i was thinking yeah you come in nashville i'd be happy to help you and he's like no i'm being los angeles i'm like oh man but that's what friends are for so after iHeart radio and austin flew to l-a i'm still here i haven't been home in over a week but i'm going to say some blasphemous right now okay it's you're not going to

like what i'm about to say it's not bad but i haven't been home in a week and i miss home and i miss my dog like crazy. Like that's what I miss. My dog. But I'm going to tell you something. I've been sleeping about 25% better without my dog on my bed because my dog sleeps between my knees and I'm actually getting at like two and a half hour full pops of sleep. I never sleep that long at a time. So what are you going to do? Nothing. My dog will sleep between my legs until the day he dies. Okay. And then maybe after because I love him so much. I may just keep him in there. Yeah. You mean like stuff him? Nope. I'm not going to tell anybody and just, you know, You know how people get welfare checks for a long time?

Yeah. They, like, hide their grandma on the... I may just keep my dog and not tell anybody. Okay. That could get a little gross. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's getting your heads up. But, yeah, it's been weird because I'm like, wow, I'm not always having to, like, hurt

my back as I hurting when I wake up. But there's no way you would consider just for better rest, just putting your dog right next to you on the floor. I tried that for about a year when he was about four. Nope. He just yelled at me from the floor. Oh, that's cute. And then I would put him out in the hallway, just put him out.

pee everywhere because it was angry. So, hey, when I go away, it's when I get better sleep. Okay. So, yeah, I miss them, though. Like, I miss them more than I enjoy the better sleep. Okay. But I'm getting like two and a half hour sleep at a time, which is amazing. I never sleep for that long.

I wake up probably every 90 minutes at night and look at the clock. See what time it is. That's not good. But it's the last 15 years of my life. Yeah, I know. Someone asked me, like, hey, what's the... Eventually, I'll have a nervous breakdown. Like, I know it.

Oh. I just don't know when it's going to be. Can we get a heads up? Yeah, that'd be nice. I wish I could give you one. Somehow? Can we Google, like, signs of a nervous breakdown? Look, I have them already.

I've had them for a few years. But I've got to find a new therapist in town. I'm about to hit that point. Okay. I fully support that. It's a great point. I love where I am right now. Like, that's how I know I'm firing all cylinders.

When I feel a nervous breakdown coming, I'm like, ooh. Have you ever had one? Is that funny at it? It's just messed up. It's so messed up that it's fun. Funny. No, no. If I feel like I'm about to break and pop, that means I'm working at a high level and I love it.

Like, I can't get enough. Like, give me more because if I'm getting to that. Like, I can't even look at my schedule because every hour is blocked off. There's not even time to eat sometimes. And so I'm just like, this is amazing because it means actually I have work to do. When I have too much time, I'm like, nobody wants me to work anymore. I'm not that good. And so that causes a nervous breakdown?

I'm just going to pop because I don't sleep. Okay. Yeah, I get it. You're like, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Yeah, I'm trying to get off. these anxiety medication and I'm slowly tapering down and it's giving me with

this is a good time to do that well Eddie felt feels weird for me dude that scares me when you do it he does this thing where he like he like closes his eyes really tight and then he opens up and then he's normal again and I was like dude every time you

that I'm like flam my eyes shut and my head hurts so bad no it's real I love it I love it see that's the messed up part what's wrong with you so when you go to see a new therapist when you get there, like you just sit down, you're like, I'm in a, I'm an amazing workplace right now. I can't stop, can't stop.

I mean, what is she going to do? Is she going to cut your schedule, you know, by a quarter and say, like, sorry, you can't do all this? Maybe you're a little sexist for assuming it's a she. Oh, true. But I do only go to females. Thank you. I'm like basing it on your past history.

Sorry, my bad. I don't know. But they don't tell me what to do. When I find a therapist, if I go back, I haven't been in a while. But when I find one, they might as well go, buy a car because they're about to get paid. Okay. Well, listen, I have some therapy for you. I know, I get it every morning.

Wait, well. Yeah, yeah. I get your advice every morning. Okay. We good. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. A Kentucky firefighter was lowered to rescue a 15-year-old weiner dog that fell into a well

near the owner's home. What? Wow. The fire department responded at Sunday. They were like, hey, my dog's gone what do they call them a doxon yeah yeah that's what's called yeah so they're like my dachshunds plunge 30 feet they didn't know if it was live and so they went in they lowered the five heart into the well and rescued the dog the dog was uninjured oh wow isn't that crazy

yeah saved his wiener yeah i see you the bobby bone show big three stories it's producer raymond in phoenix the serial street shoot has been arrested. Police say the 23-year-old is finally in jail and off the streets. In other news, the U.S. is considering expanding a ban on most carry-on electronic devices large than a cell phone. It would likely include flights departing the U.S. for Europe and the U.K. And finally, Facebook said that they've removed accounts in the fight against fake news.

They've deleted tens of thousands of accounts in the past couple weeks. So Mike D, our phone screener and I Spend a lot of time together After the show working on stuff And so Mike hangs out with my girlfriend and I a lot And he's noticed something That I didn't think was that abnormal

That we do But what is it? Y'all are always on your own phone together Like I'll walk into a room And both be on a conversation But why is that weird? Most people are on their phones Yeah, most people argue about being on their phones

They're not spending enough time with each other Paying attention But y'all just works for y'all We have three laws in our relationship. Okay. They are law one. Work comes first. Thanks.

Law two. The phone comes second. Oh. Law three. Then we'll see how the relationship goes. Wow. But yeah, no, like even at dinner. Yeah.

We're working. We're social media. We're talking with listeners. We're, you know, checking out music. But I think that's what we, one of the things that we're both cool with. Right. I get it. That works for y'all.

not work in my house. It doesn't? No. Are you on too much and he's like, get off? Yes. My husband doesn't even have social media. He uses his phone for like actual phone calls. Oh, who does that? I know. Who talks on their phone? I use it for text messaging normally the day after I receive to text. Check email sometimes, Instagram, Twitter. Can I tell you, I don't think I make two phone calls a day. Yeah. I FaceTime way more than I phone call. And then when people try to text me saying my voicemail's full. I'm like, cool. That's perfect. Mine's full and it even says, hey, my voicemail's full. So if you don't mind text.

Maybe I need to actually put a message. I think mine's like, you have reached. One, two, or something. But I think our bonding is music. We both love music and we both are on our phones a lot. We're both totally cool with that. But yeah, Michael's like, it's so weird. You guys are always on the phone, but not with each other. We're just, yeah. Will that always be the case? Like, do you think that's always going to be, like, work first? Phone second. What was second? Oh, phone second.

Relationship, we'll see what happens started. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it better be. Okay. I see that, I don't know. I see that changing, maybe. Anybody else see that changing? Nope, got to go.

Time now for the positivity. Every day at this time, we're bringing you the positivity. Can I get amen? Amen. All right, we're about to bring you the joyous noise, known as Tell Me Something Good. Tell me something good. goes to a vacation and he goes to a foreign country Newfoundland

I don't even know where that is but he goes he's an American guy and he goes over and his credit cards don't work and he's like oh crap and so he can't get a rental car he can't get in his hotel so he goes into like a Newfoundland Facebook page and he's like hey can I get some help so the people are so kind in this country

they've taken them everywhere hundreds of messages they take him on tour of the island a man drove him out to a ferry to see an iceberg he stayed at somebody's house like this whole country's taking care of him It's become like a thing. How about that? So shout out to all my folks over in Newfoundland.

I mean, told it's Newfoundland. Is it? Okay. Amy? Okay, so school bus driver is a hero. One of the students on her bus choked on a skittal. This little 11-year-old dude named Jeffrey. And yeah, she took him off the bus, gave him the hindlick, out popped the skittl.

Life saved. Do you know if you didn't have skittles that counts as your vitamin C for the day? Stop. Really? I saw that in the news. That's legit. Yeah. And then what do you do with all that sugar, you just say?

The candy.com. Okay. Like you, box? So cats turn out, they're pretty good little pets. This cat in the home, you know, is making some weird noises. Meow, meow, meow, meo. Wakes up the daughter, and she wakes up her mom. She wakes up her mom.

The cat's making some weird noises. Then the daughter passes out. Mom calls 911. They were all suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning. And the cat woke him up and saved them. How do they do it? Mio, meow, meow. Wow.

Sounds like a car drive-dry-bigh-bide-bigh-bigh-mio. That's what it was weird noises, not normal noises, weird noises. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I always love your sound effects. Yeah, mea, meo, meo, meow, meo. So, there's your good news. By the way, I wasn't kidding about the vitamin C thing. That's a real story.

That's crazy. So Amy's in the process of adopting two kids. We're just waiting for them to move here. And so Amy was domestically adopting forever, and her paperwork kept falling through because she would move and you have to start the process over. and she went on a mission trip to Haiti for like a woman's conference

went to an orphanage, met these two kids four years ago. It's taken that long. And so now, I mean, really any week these kids come and move into the house. Like, we're thinking maybe June now. Yeah. But I mean, I'm still just waiting on phone call for that update. Like, literally. Or checking the mailbox. Like even yesterday, my husband

went to check mail and right when you walked in the door, I was like, is there a piece paper there? Is there an envelope? What would be on the piece of paper? A government office that we're looking for. So you say your husband's starting to kind of do dad things now? Yeah, stuff I haven't really noticed and make comments about or be aware of. Like, where there was this family with this younger girl, I mean, I'm guessing maybe 12. And she was with her parents.

And she was dressed, I would say, a little bit inappropriate. Like I wouldn't let my daughter really dress that way. But I've never heard my husband really talk that way. And instantly, he made a comment to me about it. And then he was like, we just can't ever let our daughter out of the house like that, you know? And then instantly I was like, oh my goodness, like you're taking on dad roll right now. Like he just instantly thought of our daughter and what things would be like with her. And so his brain is shifting, you know?

So it's kind of, it's neat to see him take on that dad, that dad role, but I mean, protective. When you talk about having girls, like, Eddie, you have two boys. Yeah, I was, I don't know what I'd do to myself, do with myself if I had girls. I just feel like they would just take them over my life. life and like I wouldn't be able to handle it. Like that little what Amy just said about her husband, I feel like that's just going to happen all the time with him. Yeah.

And it's cute. To me, it's cute to see because, yeah, you hear about guys that finally have a girl and they're like, man, my life is just once my daughter was born, everything changed. And so for us, while she's not a baby, I mean, she's almost 10. Like we're, it's just cool to see him really care about her and protect her and love her. And I love it. Eddie, you have two boys, three and nine. Do you ever see young girls and go, that's inappropriate?

Or is it just all since you only have two boys? No, I don't even think about it. See, I don't think my husband and downs either until now. I just see the way boys act and I'm just like, see, I don't want my kids to be like him. Yeah, or is it like, I wish my kids were that good? Or that too. Does that ever happen? Sometimes.

Yeah, sometimes when there's just like a well-behaved kid that's like got great manners and talks like perfect. Just like, okay, see, that's a, that. You elbow your wife. Steve, why do we do that? Why can you? It's not. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead.

Story of the day. This story comes to us from Florida. A man, met a woman on Plentyoffish.com. They go on a date. It's going great. She said, hey, why don't you come back to my place? They go back hanging out, and he's like, man, she's got a PlayStation. She's got a Wii.

And she's got some other gaming consoles. So he's like, I'm going to go to my car real quick. Comes back with a gun, steals the gaming consoles. Drives away. She calls police. He gets pulled over a couple blocks away. Because she knew who he was. Yeah. And he just took the gaming consoles and left, and she called police real quick. It was like, yep. Oh, plenty of fish got him. A lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day.

So. Yeah, hello. Let's go to Linda in Arkansas. Hi, Linda. Hi. I appreciate you calling. Now, I understand that you're a pretty new listener. Yes. All right. New listener right here. We appreciate that. So what made you listen?

I'm really excited. I love this show. Oh, well, thank you very much. Wow. Wow. Okay. She's new. Well, then, yeah, she's new.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We haven't worn on you yet. But what can we do for you? Well, I've heard a little bit about pimping joy. Someone called in one day. I was talking about one of Timpinjoy hat. I didn't catch it all. You know what?

What's the background of that? And how do I get involved? Okay. I'm glad you asked. It's actually a very important thing to us. And I would say a cause, but there's so many causes inside of it. So I give you the story, the quick story behind the name Pippin' Joy. So when Amy's mom was fighting cancer, they were looking for a Twitter handle.

And Amy's mom's name was Judy. And it was, Judy chooses Joy. Couldn't get that one. Judy Joy, Joy, Joy. Nothing was taken. So Amy was funny. And they were like, how about Judy be pimping Joy? That was available.

That was available as her Twitter name. And so from that, we were like, why don't we take this and make it a thing? Because before Amy's mom passed on, she said, I hope that I can be used for positivity. And I hope this can be used for positivity. And so we took Pimp and Joy, and we took that name, which we knew then it was a crazy name. Yeah. I mean, we were like, can we even use this? Even my mom was like, are you sure?

Yeah. And then once it became a thing, everybody just kind of rallied around and behind it. And we knew it was a nutty name, and we were like, Pimp and Joy, you know. And so it's actually turned into this massive, like, goodwill toward others and toward yourself. And sometimes it's for hospitals, sometimes for kids, sometimes for veterans. Sometimes it's just for you. And that's what it really is. I'm also a cancer survivor that will affect me back in 2000.

And that is, I mean, that's, you know, there was something, there was something about it that drew me when I heard the words and I thought, so I got to find out what this is about. That's what it's about. And there have been some people to say, hey, you're using the word pimping, and we're like, you are. We are because it sticks out. And we would rather have something that sticks out and make people go, what is that about? Just like you. And I'm glad you called the NASC. And that's what Pimpin Joy is. And we have Pimpin Joy hats and shirts. And we keep none of that money. And it's just something that is really important to us. And it's something that just organically came and we use it for good. And I thank you again for caring and calling. How do I get a hat or the tea? How do I buy these things? I'm glad you at! She's got great questions. You can just go to bobbybones.com or pimpingjoy.com. Awesome.

Well, I will definitely be there and thank you. Yeah, I know. Thank you. Hey, Linda, thanks for listening. Why in the world would you turn us on for the first time and then listen a second time? Because most people, it takes them a minute, like they don't. Fanatic about music in general, but I love country music. and the pimp and joy is what caught me to start with,

and I said, I've got to find out what this is about, so I kept listening. And then, Father, I believe. Oh, yeah, fishing with my dad. Garth Brooks and I sang that together. Oh. I was just and just sobbing, just crying, thinking about my own father and both my parents have passed on,

and I was just a wet noodle. I was terrible. Well, thank you. Yeah, that was a song that I wrote and Garth sang it, I appreciate it, and thank you very much, and I hope you have a great day, and thanks for calling the show. Hey, there's she is Linda. Thank you, Linda. Have a good day.

Bye-bye. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bones time. Come on, Bobby Bones. Cautism session. Here we go. Judge Common Sense is here to fix your problems. Oh, man, the phones are going crazy. Let's go to Josh.

Hey, Josh, welcome to the Bobby Bones show. judge common sense at your service. Go ahead. What's going on? Long time listener, first time caller. Thank you very much. Yes. Thank you. Yeah, I have a great civilian job. It pays the bills, you know. I make good money. I spent four years in the United States Marine Corps, and that's my love and my passion. And I have the option to go back now and fill a bill that I've always wanted to feel. But with my civilian job, it takes care of everything that I need, and it gives me a great life.

and I'm really in a pickle here it's where I don't really know what to decide on. All right, Judge Comments says, ooh, the wheels are spinning here. Let me ask you this. If you go back into the Marines, are you going to be able to support yourself in the way that you can get by just fine?

Maybe not as good. Maybe you don't have as much money, but can you support yourself to where you're still good? I mean, you get paid around the clock to do everything you want, and plus I get to defend my country, and that's my passion. Okay, I hear it in your voice right now.

Do you have kids, by the way? I don't. Okay, you're good to go. Go back into the Marines. You want to fight for this country. I can hear it when you talk about, even when you say the word Marines, you should follow your passion. Right now, you're probably like, what, 22, 23 years old, I'm assuming? 23.

Okay. Right now is the time in your life that you can go do what you want to do. In living color. Case dismissed. You go back to the Marines. All right, Josh. Hey, thank you for serving, buddy. Thank you.

All right. Judge Collins is on fire today. America. America. Yeah. So I'm here to fix your problems. Let's go over to Heather in Madison, Wisconsin. Hi, Heather.

Hi, Bobby. I'm going to try. I'm Judge Common Sense. I don't know the law, but I do know what common sense is. That sounds like Forestscom. But go ahead. You're on. My husband and I are debating on if we should enroll our daughter who turns four this year into 4K,

which is like a Head Start program before you go into kindergarten. I think we should because. it will just give you a head start, give her a little more knowledge and education than what daycare is doing. He thinks that she should just be a child and she should just go into school at kindergarten now. Man, the problem with just going in at kindergarten, which is what I did, is that sometimes you're going behind. You go into kindergarten while other kids have been in school for a year and your child is behind a bit. So I don't know what, is it a daughter? You say daughter?

Daughter, yeah. What does she want? I don't think she really understands. Perfect. Send her to school. Case dismissed. You don't want her to be behind. You just don't want her to be behind.

And if you guys have debated it, if you can afford it, send her to school. You want her to have every edge that she can possibly have going into school. Okay. All right. Thank you for calling. Judge Comisense. Thank you very much. Oh, that makes sense.

Thank you very much. Let me do one more. Oh, we'll do one more. Here's Mark. Hello, Mark. in the air. Judge Comments since presiding. Hey, how's it going, buddy? Really good. What can I help you with?

All right, so here's the deal. I've got Florida Georgia Line tickets. I'm going to go see you in North Carolina this month. And I told my dad I would take them, and I'm going to leave for six months on a work trip. So I kind of got this new fling going on, and I might want to take... I'm stopping you now. Take your dad. Do not take some new fling. It ain't going to last. Like, stop it. Mark, I'm ashamed to you right now. New flings will come and go a hundred times in your life. Did you promise your dad you were going to take him?

Not really a promise. It was mentioned. Not really a promise. Does he like Florida Georgia Line? He's not really big in the country. Oh. Well, then do you change your answer? No. If you told your dad, you're taking him somewhere, even if it's Florida, Georgia Line.

Yeah, he probably is all about the father-suntime. You take him to Florida, Georgia Line, you told... Don't get into this fling thing because you'll go out. Mark and she will leave you for your friend Jimmy and all of a sudden you're over watching dirks and you see her and Jimmy together and you're like, dang, I should took my dad. Hey, remember, related bros over. No, just relax. Take your dad, Mark, okay?

Take your dad. Related bro. Yes. All right, Bobby. Case dismissed. That makes sense. Thank you very much. And that is Judge Kahn.

Common sense. So there's a woman and she got a police officer to pull her husband over because he had a child in the car with no car seat. Except it was a hey, I'm pregnant kind of thing. I want to play the audio for you. The cop pulls him over. Like, sir, you get a ticket. You got a child in the car. But you don't have a car seat.

And the guy's like, what? And he looks over the husband and sees a wife with a positive pregnancy test. Play the clip. Here we go. I got to be honest. The reason why I stopped you is because it's a guy. You got a child in the car with no child seat. I don't have a child.

What you saying I do? We do have a child in the car with no car seat. You're a daddy, buddy. That's cute. So cute. I just don't like using police officers to pull people over for fun things. Yeah, it's like the third story in two weeks about, you know, people using police to do stuff like that. Let's vote.

Should cops pull you over to give you rewards or promposals or hey, you're having a baby? Amy? I mean, I'm so torn because it's so cute, but I'm going to go ahead and say, no, maybe it's going to get out of control. You said no? I thought you'd be the dissenting vote to say yes. Well, because, listen, I don't like the feeling of getting pulled over. Like, it could be awful. I just feel like one day something's going to go wrong.

Lunchbox is mad at Jason Aldeen because he didn't do the baby announce during our IHeart country festival. Because yesterday on Twitter, Jason not even posted a picture. He said baby daddy and his wife said baby mom and Britney. And so Lunchbox is mad that he can give you guys the exclusive. Oh, yeah, because Lunchbox and I did interview. Yeah, backstage. And he didn't mention anything about baby announcement, baby on the way. I mean, millions of people listening would have been a perfect time.

True. Or millions of people follow them on Twitter. Okay, I think that we're not talking about the best part of that Twitter or Instagram posts. And yeah, they were wearing the T-shirts. but they were posed by their oven and the oven was open and there was literally a little biscuit in the oven. Oh, see, as a guy, I didn't even see that. Really? I did. I zoomed in and I laughed about it like all day long. Yeah, I didn't see that. Well, congratulations to them though.

I hope a cop pulls them over and tells them how happy he is. Do you see that they're bringing another season of 13 reasons why? Yes. So they're going to do a season two. and I do think they'll be way more cautious and positive with season two than one. I think they're very happy with one

but I think they're kind of like, whoa, we didn't expect it to be this big. It was the most socialized show that Netflix has ever had. Wow. Did you know that? I did not. More people tweeted and Instagrammed about it

because it's a younger show. Yeah. But they are doing season two of that show. Well, shoot. I'm probably going to have to watch. Yeah, we'll have to watch. Just like we had to watch the first one. and I bet you the sex is actually to be better,

but it's going to focus on all the kids and their lives afterward. So, I thought that was interesting. Show. Eddie got stood up on Craigslist, right? Oh, man, it was a terrible feeling. I'd never gone through that in my life. Were you selling or were you buying?

No, I was buying. I found some golf clubs for the little guy, you know, and I got a good deal on it, and we had exchanged emails through Craigslist, but no number. It was just like, meet me here at this time. So you have a nine-year-old, and he wants to play golf with you?

Yeah. And so how much were the clubs going for online? They were going for $50. Okay. And you didn't talk about price at all? I just said, hey, these still available, I'll take them for $40. And they said, sure, cool, meet me here. I guess it was meet me by their house where they live,

which is about a good 20, 30 minutes away from where I live. So I get out there and I got there early and I waited. Kind of looking for cars driving by, nothing. 30 minutes later, nothing. The time that we're supposed to meet comes by nothing. And I wait about 30 more minutes. You have this number? Nothing. So I just kept emailing him.

That's all I got, the email. Yeah. Kept email and I'm here. I'm in this car. Still here. But you don't have his real email. You have his Craigslist. It's a Craigslist account, I guess, or whatever it is. And so I finally split. I was like, man, this really sucks.

Like, it hurts. You know what? Better that, though. Yeah, they're getting robbed by someone in Craigslist. Yes. But I was really looking forward to getting these. things. Once Amy bought some flight miles from someone on Craigslist. Yeah. Like she

didn't an airline ticket and people sell their, like their miles. Okay, okay. And they can book you. And then they book it for you. Wow. So Amy bought this and just goes in this guy's house, like straight up to him, hello I'm here, goes in, shuts the door behind her, walks into his house to his computer. Had to get on the computer and book it.

She just walked, this guy could have like taken a tax haul to her. Yeah, I'm not saying it was smart decision, but I mean he seemed nice, so I went for I feel like I've matured since then. This was probably 10 years ago. So I would never do that today. But yeah, Bobby and Lunchbox got on to me big time.

So then from there on out, Lunchbox escorted me to all my Craigslist exchanges. Oh, yeah. Big threat. Big security guards. Hey, one time when she wasn't looking, I took her money. And I didn't notice for like two days. Amy made a whole sale. It was for like a couple hundred bucks.

And lunchbox stole all the money. And she never knew. Oh, my goodness. That was it. Well, I mean, I thought it was still in my car. No, I thought I was still... Why would you leave that in your car? Well, I don't know.

That's right. She saved me. Yeah. Ray, you ever sell anything in Craigslist? All the time. Yeah, what was the last thing you sold? Girlfriend's parents' car. You sold your girlfriend's parents' car in Craigs?

Yeah. Did they know? Yeah. That's true. Because he steals stuff in the studio all the time and sells it. That's funny. And how'd they go? Good?

It was awesome. Yeah? They show up, person show up. Exchange good? Yeah, test drive and sold it in like less than 24 hours. Really? Wow. I can't say I ever get on Craigslist anymore.

With Amazon now, and then I don't like stuff that's been touched by other people. Yeah, I just thought I was getting a good deal. I've been selling some stuff on Facebook lately. It's worked out well. Really? Yeah, depending on your neighborhood, there's little community things you can go on there and you post whatever, and then they live by you so it's fast. They just come pick it up. I'll look into that.

All right, yeah. Yeah. With Launchbox, it's always a weird thing because, I mean, really, he has a great heart. Right? I mean, would we agree? Yeah, no, he does. Yes. He has a great heart.

For sure. I've seen it multiple times. People think he doesn't because he gets loud, obnoxious and says things. I feel like you're setting me up or something. A little bit. Okay. Because what I hear is that you're going backdoor to a lot of people trying to get free stuff and use your name to get it. Like, hey, I'm a celebrity.

I believe the exact quote was, hey, I'm a celebrity. I should get whatever. Have you done that recently? I've done that before. Yeah. I mean, I don't know which one we're talking about right now, but what are we talking about? Where do you rank yourself on the celebrity list? Like, if A list is Brad Pitt, okay?

Okay, I'd say B plus, then, A minus. You're out of your mind. Like, people don't even know who you are. We're moderately somewhat popular in regional parts of the country. Like, when you're standing in line at the grocery store and people start whispering because they see you, that means you're a big deal. They do that about the mailman or your kid's second grade teacher, too. I'm just telling you, they see me and they recognize, and they ask for autographs. What's the latest thing?

The latest thing is he went out of rant saying, you know, we were playing golf and he goes, you know what, man, we should be getting free golf. Like, we're celebrities. I know people that have gone, you know, that are on the radio or somewhat celebrities, that they don't pay a dime for a round of golf. He's like, what is this? We've been playing for four years and no one has offered us a free round of golf. He's like, that's messed up.

So one, he thinks that he's a celebrity. And two, he thinks that he deserves free things because he is a celebrity. This is how I operate golf. If I'm making a tea time, I make it under lunchbox from the Bobby Bones Show. And when I check in, I'm like, yeah, lunchbox on the Bolly Bones Show. And I'm expecting them to be like, oh, no, we got it. We love the show. What about meals, restaurants?

I do that too. I call in if they don't have a reservation. I'm like, are you sure, got lunchbox on the Bally Bones show here? Or I say, I'm bringing Bobby Bones. No, don't ever say that. I know. I've used your name before. Don't ever say that.

But here's the thing. I'm just saying, if they don't recognize you being a celebrity, that tells you you're not a celebrity. Well, maybe they just, I don't know, maybe they're trying to keep it cool, but guys at the golf course,

like, you don't have to be cool. Just let us play free. It's cool. Where do you rank on this show in your mind on the celebrity list? Number two. Yeah, behind you. Out of all of us, you mean?

Yeah. Like you won, and he thinks he's two. First of all, I do not think we're celebrities. Right. I'm embarrassed. For sure, you're one, though. For sure. Thank you.

By far, number one. I appreciate that. And then you're two. Yeah, I'm number two. How far down to Amy? Between you and her? Oh, there's a little gap. I mean, there's a little gap.

You know, there's a little, I would say a river. You got to jump over, but, I mean, I'm on the other side of the river. She's still trying to get there. She's still working on her bridge. And then. Over to my level. Then Eddie and Ray. A equal.

Yeah. Okay. Then. Then we're way down there. I'll go I guess Morgan or Nata, I don't know So they'd be the same

And it might be last In your mind Yeah Interesting Okay Well there it is Lunchbox thinks he's a huge celebrity Okay

Oh this guy Freak off be great too He does have a good heart though Is no point I promise he does I promise he does The latest from Nashville in Hollywood

Amy's 32nd skinny Jason Aldeen and Brittany And it looks like Things worked out Jason took to social media to share the news posting a picture of himself, his wife, their two dogs, and they pose around an actual bun in the oven. So former Bachelor Chris Souls has been formally charged with a hit and run, a felony. He's accused of leaving the scene of an accident that killed a 66-year-old man.

He is believed to have crashed his truck into the back of the tractor, and he fled during the accident. Authorities think he was drinking. He's set to appear in court later this month. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinning. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Everywhere I go, people are asking if Amy's pregnant.

I mean, the narrative has changed slightly because Amy's adopted two kids, and then the next 45 days or so, they should be moving in for the first time. Are we still on track, Amy? Yeah, I feel like we went from 60 to 45 days real quick, though. Yeah, two weeks. Oh, man. That's about how long it took to do that. I've still been saying 60 days.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Time keeps going. I know. So you said before the end of June, you thought around that time. Yes, yeah. Okay, so those are when her two kids move in, age 10 and 6. Now, Amy came in the studio, nauseous, vomiting, the smell of things like coffee set her off. She said she's put on some weight.

She started eating meat. Guys, not throw gas on the fire, but I present to you. You exhibit L. Amy on the airplane. Amy? Well, there was a screaming, crying baby on my flight, and it didn't bother me at all. For the first time. Like, normally that bothers me, but I was like, oh.

Like, I don't know. There was something, like, soothing about it. I present to you exhibit L. Jury. How do we feel? Lunchbox percentage-wise of her pregnancy? 75%. Wow.

Eddie? Yeah, I'm bumping that up too, man. Let's go 65 for me. I'm not there yet. I'm not probable yet, but I do think it's a little more possible. Amy, are you in any way saying you are not pregnant? No, I mean, I'm not saying anything. I'm just giving you the facts as they come about.

That's all we can ask. I was like, listen to that baby crying. It's like music. What? When do you think you will take a pregnancy test? I don't. I could see it happening in the next week or two, if need be. I just, I can't.

Are you waiting? Well, yeah, I mean, sometimes we've, I've taken so many in my life lately. I mean, well, probably the past seven or so years, I've taken a lot. And they're expensive. So I'm just, you know, waiting until the right time. So, when you say waiting, are you waiting? waiting to see if you're a monthly friend? I mean, that's a lot cheaper.

Just to wait on that? Yeah. Yeah, that's free, yes? It's free. And then it's like you don't have this like roller coaster of emotions of waiting the three minutes for the pee to set in. Yeah. Oh, I bet that. You know what?

All joking aside. I know. I bet you that is a stressful three minutes. Oh, trust me. It is. It used to be way more stressful. The past, well, last time we did it on the air. And that was actually kind of fun, although my husband wasn't too excited about that.

He was gone. Remember, he didn't know we were doing live on the stick because it happened so spontaneously. And, yeah, that won't be happening again. Okay, so today's May 9th. So by May the 20th, you'll have taken a pregnancy test. Can you give us that? Okay, yeah.

Okay. I'm in Los Angeles this morning, and so we arrived, and I got a fancy car from work, because I haven't been home in like a week and a half, so they wanted to send me a fancy car because I had to go do some work stuff. And I get there and I was ready to have my name on the sign because they even sent up a fancy guy to all the fancy sign. You guys see, you know on TV how they do that?

Yeah. Yeah. And I get there and I get my fancy guy in the fancy sign and it has Morgan's name on it. Oh, no. Morgan, our producer. Yeah. And there was a fancy guy in a fancy car, but all I really wanted was my name on the fancy sign. So I didn't get it.

It's fine. But you got a car. Yeah, but really, I would have taken any kind of car I would have taken to beat her if I just wanted someone to hold my name on a sign Like, that's status I feel like lunchbox saying that But I just wanted my name on the sign And it was Morgan and our producer's name on the sign

Because she's the one who booked the car So that happened yesterday I hear Amy that you were weirded out That I kissed my girlfriend in public Oh no, I wasn't weirded out It's just the first time I've ever seen y'all kiss And I just figured I would have seen y'all kiss other than, you know, on stage, along with thousands of other people.

I mean, we don't walk around kissing. I know, that's true. So now that I say it out loud, it's not like y'all are supposed to kiss in front of me before you kiss in front of public. It wasn't like we were making it on stage. But someone said, Amy said she was crazy because she's never seen you and your girlfriend kiss before. It was so cute, though. I mean, I'm not complaining about it. I was just like, whoa, that's the first time I've ever seen them kiss.

And I just feel like I would have seen it before, you know, Oh, stop it. You want to see it more often? I liked it. I like seeing that side of you. It was awesome. I'll put it on Instagram. Yeah, somebody took a picture right as it happened. Okay. Yeah, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, if you want to see it.

So sometimes, I think we kid lunchbox a little too much about the garbage in his car and the garbage in his house and him just being a hoarder. I think there's some truth to it, but I think sometimes we just keep going a little too much. I accept your apology. Thank you very much. I feel like you guys get on me and all I do is try to save the earth, and I'm glad you finally see the error in your ways. Well, I wasn't done. So, Ray said he went over to...

Ray said he went over to Lunch Foggs' house. Oh, great. What did I do this time? He said he walked in the back car. I look like that I'm exploded. What? It was bad. I'm talking stuffed animals got ripped apart from the dogs,

and there was just stuffing strung all over his backyard. He didn't even pick it up. What else? Wheelbarrows are out. Like multiple wheelbarrows just laying out? Yeah, so he'll use one and just leave it. His dog toys, they'll drag whatever they have, balls, every dish thrown.

You think he has kids or something. It's a disaster. It looks like nobody's ever cleaned up his backyard. Oh, wow. Here's the thing. When you own dogs, they rip up toys. That's what you give them toys for is to rip them up, and that's what they're there for. So I don't mind having dog toys laying around.

That means they are well entertained. They're having fun. They're ripping up toys. Is your backyard a mess, though? Like, if someone looked over the fence, it looked into your backyard. Oh, yeah, probably. They're probably like, what happened over there? Do your neighbors think anything?

Like, hmm. I mean, because you live in a nice area. Like, people. Yeah, I got neighbors. They see my backyard probably probably. And they're probably like, man, that guy has dogs that have a good time. They're probably well entertained. Yeah, those dogs know how to party.

Yeah. And your wife, because you're kind of dirty. Would you admit that? You're kind of dirty. Yeah, I would say I'm kind of dirty. Is she kind of dirty? No. She gets annoyed that I'm so dirty.

She's just like, she tries to fight the battle, but it's a battle that she can't win. Does she ever go, okay, you can have this dirty place, but this place has to remain clean? She tries. She's like, why can we? Like, she'll clean and she's like, can we just keep it this way? Please. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then two days later, I'm like, all right, I give up.

But would she be like, okay, if we can just keep the room clean, you can make the whatever is dirty, the backyard as crappy as you want. Do you have that tradeoff or no? No, she just wants to try to keep the whole thing clean, but it's a battle with me and two dogs. I mean, that's a lot to keep clean. Dogs bring in a lot of dirt and I bring in a lot of dirt and I throw my clothes everywhere. I mean, it's just, it's so hard.

I don't want to waste my time cleaning. I got other things to do. Like what, though? Because we always talk about what do you do. You're actually said to us, you're trying to find things to do. Yeah, you're always like, I got nothing. I'm on the couch. I watch 17 episodes of the Johnny Bananas.

Oh, Johnny Bonanas is good. You know, when I say do other stuff, I'm talking about business opportunities. I want people to come hire me. If you're tidy and clean, they may come knocking on the door. They don't see my house. I mean, some of these celebrities probably have dirty houses. But I feel like sometimes our home can be a direct reflection of our life and our, like, sometimes even you yourself. If you tidy up, you may feel more put together and put yourself out there.

Hasn't true or false, hasn't the company been like, hey, you need, if you want, and by the company, I mean me, been like, hey, if you want to get endorsements, and clients come in, you have to look a little better. Yeah, you said that. Yeah. And I feel like I look better. The wife has done a good job of getting me some better clothes. When you go places, like you rock it now. Yeah, I do. Heads turn.

A little more into like your life. Yeah, I try. I'm trying. I really am. And the problem with being organized is then I can't find anything. anything. When you put things away... I think they're organizing the wrong way then. You have no idea where it is.

Yeah. Like you clean up and you're like, man, where was that piece of paper? It was here yesterday. That piece of paper? You're looking for a piece of paper? Yeah, I still write things down on paper all time. And you just leave it laying around? Yeah, I jot little notes and she's like, can we get rid all these papers? What would a note be that you would jot down for...

Ah, just something I got to do. Like what? A vet appointment for the dog. It's always about the dogs. It's always like, okay. Soccer game, Monday this time. Things like that. You know, pay your father.

Hey, remember to call the dentist? Yeah. It's cool. Remember to call the dentist. I'm paying my bill. It's the Bobby Bones Show. How about this question? What makes your house a home from your house?

What makes your house at home? Amy? This is, for me, my home finally feels like a home because we hung up family photos and framed them. Printed them for so many years. I mean, my husband might have been married 10 years and it's the first house where we've really in like every room. we have family photos. Lunchbox, what makes your house a home? The mortgage statement that comes every month?

I mean, that's what makes it home because I'm paying for it. So, I mean, that's my home. Does your wife chip in on the mortgage? No, I write that out of my checking account. Does she own part of the house? No, I had the house before I got her. Wow. Before you got her.

Yeah. Okay, let me ask a real question. get married and you have a house, can you put someone on the house with you? Is that normal or no? I don't know. I didn't try. I don't know that answer. I think you can. But so if you were to, God forbid, split. Yeah, like, if we got the big D and you don't mean Dallas? Right. Yeah. So the house would be completely yours. It'd be mine because I bought it before and you're continuing to pay out of your money. My check and account, yeah. I don't know. I think there'd be some justification to go in and go, she was with you for part of that. And he'll

But I don't know. But yeah, that's what makes it feel like a home, is it's where I sleep and that's where I pay the mortgage. I mean, I don't, nothing else makes it feel like a home. I can go next door if I spend the mortgage and that'd feel like the home. That's true. I mean, he ain't lying. That's true. Eddie?

I mean, I'm going to go a little more philosophical and say, like, my family makes it feel like a home. Because my wife is left out of town and taking the children and I'm there by myself and it doesn't feel like home. It doesn't. It feels like a pad. That's weird. to lay my head. Mine is the backyard because I have a dog. So going in the backyard and being able to like throw the ball and let him go.

Because when I was living downtown in a condo, they never really felt like a home. It just felt like a kind of just like a place. Yeah. It was just like, it was just a place. But like I have a home now where my dog can go and use the bathroom and nobody cares. Yeah. And it's my yard. So that's, that's.

You with the yard? That's the yard for me. I'm always interested. Like, I like to get inside the lunchbox's brain. Ooh, that's a messy web. It's a big area. What's like your favorite part of your house, though? Like, what's the most memorable thing in your house?

I know. Me? Yeah. I mean, I guess my dogs? I'm going to know. Take that back. My wife. Yeah, smart.

No, let's not talk about living things. Oh, what's like the most memorable thing in your house? Oh. Go ahead. Okay. my crown from prom king okay you know what that's fair

it's a fair answer it's a very fair answer I'm sorry for going okay thank you for your response yes lunchbox wouldn't you say that the TV without the TV it really wouldn't be your house like your home like what would you do without your TV

I'd be lost yeah it's all right oh so you're saying my TV that's what I was going to say my TV we're live we can't rewind but he just rewound did you hear him all right Bobby Bones show

Earlier we're talking about Amy And Amy had never seen my girlfriend And I kissed before And I came out and surprised her over the past weekend At our I heart country daytime village And gave her a little kiss It wasn't that big, it wasn't open mouth or anything But I posted on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones

You guys take a second Go look up there if you want. Lunchbox, Amy Eddie, you guys go see the picture Yeah Give me the word that comes to mind When you see this picture Lunchbox Abnoxious

Obnoxious, okay Amy Adorable Eddie I want to say it bones Love's Wow Okay

I just wanted to know How you guys felt about it It wasn't planned And it's Again we're not I'm not cleaning the inside of her teeth or anything And she didn't know I was there like

She's playing a guitar So I'm standing right behind her And I didn't I shouldn't have come out so early Because she was right in the middle Of like Killing the guitar I'm just standing there awkwardly

Did she tell you what she told me? I don't know about that part. What? I kind of felt bad. She was really into this guitar solo and she told me that the crowd just kept getting louder and louder. Oh, and she thought it was because she was like, and she said in her head, she was like, dang, they are really liking this solo. Oh, no. So she got into it more and more and more.

And then she turned around and she saw you. Oh, no. That's terrible. Yeah. I know. Oh, well, you know what? But you were pumping up the crowd. Like you were telling everybody loud.

Like you were raising your arms like louder, louder, but she didn't know that. Like in her guitar moment, she thought the crowd was feeling it. And she was like crushing. She was like, dang. I didn't know she was feeding off the crowd. I, well, anyway, there was a picture out. It worked. Oh, I kind of feel bad.

Yeah, she didn't tell you that. Yeah, you should always tell me everything. Okay. Can everybody just stop saying things like, like someone wrote. just put a ring on it already. Like, stop with all that. Okay. Right.

Like, just... If you know me at this point, you know, we'll just see what happens. You know what I mean? What? That's all I'm saying. No, we know there's never going to be a ring on it. What?

Lunchbox, excuse me? I said, if we know you, we know there will never be a ring on it. So don't write it. I don't say never. Hmm, interesting. There's a picture of Mr. Bobby Jones on Instagram. Amy, thank you for the anecdote about the guitar playing.

Yeah, I thought you knew. No, no idea. How about this? Eddie was at the grocery store, and you know how they spit the money out into the little change thing? Because you went through the line where you check yourself out, right? Yeah, it's yourself. You go and you just scan everything yourself and you pay for it. Eddie found two $5 bills in the self-checkout that were sitting there, I guess, from the last person's change.

$10, cash money just sitting there. And then I had the dilemma of like, I did that thing where you look around like, okay, it's kind of late here. So there's no one around? But then I saw a little camera on me. You think they're going to go look at a camera for $10? You take the money or did you leave it? No, I didn't even leave it. I told them about it.

That's good. And the reason I told someone about it is because I didn't want the next person to take it. Why? Because I didn't take it. He shouldn't have it or she shouldn't have it. Oh, okay. Oh, you just spoiled it for everybody? Yeah.

Whatever. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, if you want to see the picture. Lunchbox, what did you do yesterday? I just laid around and watched TV. It was all recovery. All recovery. Like a four-hour nap. Amy, what did you do yesterday?

I traveled. Oh, yeah. You went back to Nashville, huh? Mm-hmm. I'm still in California right now, so I travel all day today. I think I get in like, what time do I get in?

Do we know? Like, later on the afternoon? You know who I've come by the house? Randy Clark is going to come by and do a Bobby cast. Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Bone show. Ray, our audio producer, was ghosted by Michael Ray, the artist. Play some Michael Ray, so everybody can know who this is here. So, Ray, first of all, what's ghosting? That's just when you're supposed to get maybe a text or a call from somebody and you get nothing. And they lead you on to think that something's going to happen. And nothing happens. Okay, so what happened with you and Michael Ray where he goes?

You? Well, I'm hanging out with him at the Hilton. I got my chick and another girl and he tells us that we're all going to party on his bus. So we all go to the Luke show thinking, okay, I'll just text him and we'll line up the bus. Everything will be perfect. So I text him. He gave me his number. No text back. I'm like, okay, it must just be the arena. It's hard to get service and stuff like that. Well, four hours go by. He never texts me back. I'm like, all right, well, I mean, the bus is right there by the Hilton. Bus calls later on. He's probably on the bus party and let's go up to the bus. So we go up to the bus, knock on the door. Nobody's there. bus driver comes down he's like yeah bus call isn't till like three or four there's nobody here and I'm like this dude straight up ghosted us I mean I've never from one of our country friends been ghosted before so it's pretty cool no text no call told us about a bus party that was non-existent he even told you where the best bus was is the funniest part well and we even brought on some more people we had when we were at the show we said hey we're got to no we're up in the box and I said hey we got a bus party. If y'all want to go do that instead of the bars, it'll be fun. Michael Ray's there. It'll be awesome. There was nothing, folks.

So are you saying, are you saying ban him from the show? I don't know what we should do, but I mean. Maybe you should ghost him from the show. Be like, hey, dude. That tech still hasn't rolled in. I'm still waiting for it. He still hasn't texted you back. Hey, man, Ray, Bobby Bones show. It was good talking you. Here's my number. Looking forward to hang out. Nothing, man. The Bobby Bonds Hey, we're going to do something called The Stupid Minute. I mean, I don't know if it gets any stupider than this, guys.

Ray, please hit the club. The Stupid Minute. What are you laughing at? What is going on? A Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend after he farted in her face. Okay. Oh, my. I get it. It's funny.

A 37. It's like everybody okay? We're so immature. A 37-year-old Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in his face. Oh my gosh. That's disrespect right there. It's funny. When authorities responded to a report of a possible stabbing deputies found her boyfriend saying her front of the

mailbox. He had cut to his abdomen and his forearm. While deputies were talking to him, they could smell alcohol. Oh, man. So, do you think they're still together? Yes, those kind of crazy stay with crazy all the time. Oh, out of time. And that was it. That was your

stupid minute. Ray? The stupid minute. Hmm. Who. Sometimes you laugh so hard to get tears and cries. The, Amy, your time of the month is no longer a time to skip the gym. It's no longer an excuse.

Did you know that? Well, I try not to skip the gym. They have period-friendly gym shorts now. No. What? Wait. What are you talking about? I did not know that's where you were going.

What? I'll let you know about it later off the air. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a thing now, so no more. Huh. Okay. I don't think I need those, but okay. Don't some girls go, I can't, like, because of that?

I would say more so because sometimes cramps are really bad or you feel nauseous or you're lethargic, tired, stuff like that. Okay. Did you know it's Billy Joel's birthday today, by the way? Yeah. Happy birthday, Billy Joel. Hit the clip, right? Let's play Know Your Billies, okay? Okay.

His album, Some Gave All, is the best-selling debut album of All Time for a solo male artist. Name you're Billy. Billy Ray. Billy Ray. Cyrus. Correct. Woo! Yeah.

You have sold 20 million copies? Wow, that's a lot. Yeah. An actor once married to Angelina Jolie. Oh, Billy Bob Thornton. Correct. The former host of Access Hollywood. Billy Bush.

Correct. The lead singer of Green Day. Um. Is he bald? No. He dyes his hair at different colors. I think it's black right now. Billy Joe Armstrong.

I don't know that. I think you're thinking to smash you pumpkins. I think of Billy Corgan. That's a Billy, though. Wow. That is a Billy, Amy. Okay, thanks. How about that one?

How about this one? The TV salesperson who was known for promoting home cleaning products. Home TV, Billy. Billy. The only TV personality I think of is Billy Blanks. Billy Mays. Rest and peace. Didn't he die?

He hit his head on an airplane. Yes. You did. Yeah. You did. Yeah. Rest and peace. Anyway, happy birthday to

Billy Joel, 68 years old. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bones time. Come on, Bobby Bones. So you saw a drug bus? Yeah, at the car wash. And it was legit.

I have video and everything. I don't know if I just had video. I thought about posting it back and getting trouble. Cops. Three cop cars. I don't know how many cops. Five maybe bulletproof vest, y'all. I stayed inside.

I didn't know what was going down. Were you getting your car washed? Yes. I don't know all of the details because I wasn't out there. But talk inside the shop was that they knew a car was going in there that had drugs. That was like, I guess I'm going to go get a car clean while I have drugs in the car. I don't know. Maybe they wanted to roll in style before they made a delivery.

I have no idea. That is awesome to watch. That's awesome to be there. So you watched them, you got sworn in? Yeah. Nobody got hurt. Everything seemed cool. There was a little bit of chaos, like a da-d-da-da-da.

And everybody, I think some guys working there maybe had some warrants. They didn't know if they were there for them. They're like, take cover. I don't know. But then they're. People are running everywhere. No, I'm not joking. I'm not joking.

I think that they were like, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. But then they realized. You said people dropped the rags and like split. But then they realized that it was. Oh, no. That it was for a car that was there And they're like, oh, okay, back to my job. Nothing to see here.

Amy, that's funny. No, I feel like this is a car wash too. I don't know if y'all ever been to this particular one, but I feel like they employ people that have been down on their luck or whatever. They give them a second chance. It's like, I love that plate. I love it. They really do.

I think that's like their mission. Yeah. And so did you see them arrest a guy? Well, yeah, they had him in the back of the cop car. cuffed and stuffed. That's what they do. De-team. What celebrity

with the drug guy most like like? Oh, boy. So, for Eddie. What? I mean, I was going to say, I was going to say Saul from, Wait, me with a beard? From Homeland. Saul from Homeland.

You're like, Saul from Homeland. I'm pretty told me this. My dad looks just like Saul from Homeland. But younger. Younger than Saul and younger than Eddie, but definitely Eddie. So obviously the beard situation. Yeah. Yeah.

Obviously Hispanic. It wasn't me. we know you're here you're here right now otherwise you be in the clink the slama in the pen

yeah in the pen it's funny that everybody's supposed running not everybody we have a few guys for sure they all think it's going he's here

and that means videoing it like all those people not running I'm like can I Instagram this officer officer can ask the question

is it legal Snapchat does Oh, okay. Did you car wash? Yeah. It was even a rain check car wash deal because I gone, then it rained, and then I took it back. They honored it.

Yeah. Love that. Cool. Good story. Woo. And now, with the help of some very sad music, I'd like to do a segment called Amy's awkward elevator moment. Music, please. So I'm on the elevator, and I get on the same time this other guy gets on.

And he presses the button. I happen to be going to the same floor, so I don't have to press the button. So I say, thank you. And he looks at me and he says, for what? And I said, oh, for pressing the button. And he said, I was pressing it for myself. There's no need to thank me. And he just stared at the buttons.

And I was like, okay. So we took a long elevator ride with no talking. And that was Amy's awkward elevator. moment. Thank you very much. Eddie your wife's birthday was yesterday? It was and that story Amy was awesome. It was awkward. Yeah, it was my wife's birthday yesterday. I was watching your Snapchat. Yeah. So on your Snapchat you guys were painting.

That's what my wife wanted for her birthday. She wanted to repaint our bedroom. Even though we just got our house a year and a half ago and when we bought it, we repainted our house and now she wants to repaint it again, but it's her birthday. She picked out the house. She picked out that color a year ago? She did, and she decided a year and a half later she didn't like it, so she wanted to repaint it. Oh, that's okay. And she had to use

the birthday as a way to get you to be like, okay. Well, here's what happened. She decided to do it to a week ago, and she said, you're going to be out of town, so I'll just do it while you're out of town. Yeah, she purposely, well, I think she purposely didn't finish it until I got home. But, dude, it's her birthday, so I had to do it.

What did the kids do while you painted? They were at school. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. I forget. You have kids that go to school. Yeah. I would I just felt like every time I talk to you when you're at home, they're everywhere at your house. That's true. Like, you don't even send them to school.

Like, they just make noise all day. But you know what else I did with them? I took them shopping for their mom, for like whatever they wanted to buy their mom. And dude, for her birthday. For her birthday or mother's day? No, for her birthday. Okay. And it's so much fun.

Like, if they just had a credit card with no limit, the stuff they would buy, it would be hilarious. Like, the little junior junior, junior, my three-year-old wanted to buy her a dress. A dress. Do you get a picture of the dress you wanted to buy her? No, no. I didn't get a picture of it. But he wanted to get a dress. My other son wanted to get her like this big summer hat.

Like she would never ever wear a jeweler, like a necklace with a big stone on it. Like it would never buy these things for her. She would never wear them. But they wanted to get it so bad. What do they end up getting her? A t-shirt, a Guns and Roses t-shirt, kind of like Amy's a deaf leopard one. Oh, wow. Yeah.

So that's what they decided. I was like, all right, let's do it. Does she like Guns and Roses? Did you lean them toward that? No, well, I saw it. And she used to have a shirt. just like that when we were dating, and they were like, wow, with skeletons on it, that's so cool, let's get it.

So we got that. And then I got my wife a DNA ancestry kit. Oh, yeah. For her birthday. For her birthday. That's what she's been wanting that for years. And I've always just like, no, that's crazy. Why would you want to do that?

I think that's a cool gift because it's something she wasn't going to buy for herself. Yes, correct. Yeah, and I didn't ask that in like a judgmental way. Like I was like, because you have Mother's Day coming up too. That's two gifts, dude. I was going to ask you, is it two gifts? Are you asking Judge Common Sense? I'm asking Judge Common Sense right now, if her birthday is so close to Mother's Day,

should I get her two gifts? I'm glad you asked. I can have a little music please for Judge Common Sense. It's a quick one for me. Now, it's not her fault. She was born around the same time that Mother's Day happens. Judge Common Sense rules. Two gifts, case dismissed.

Well, that makes sense. Swift. Do not go. one gift, Eddie. Dang, do I have to go big gift, too? You have to go if they were, if her birthday was in November, you get her the same gifts. Wow. Okay.

Hmm. Yeah. That's a lot of pressure. Now, good luck, my friend. I appreciate it. Thank you, Judge. Judge Common Sense has, it's like someone's birthday is near Christmas. You have to get them a big birthday gift and a big Christmas.

You have to get them the same thing as if their birthday were in April and Christmas. Yep. You can't penalize them for when they were born in the holidays. That makes sense. Thank you, Amy. All right. back. Case dismissed.

This is a body bone show. Bobby bones. A new study says reading will make you nicer. So everybody can go buy a book and be nicer. What are you reading right now? Be honest, Amy. Nothing. Daddy girl.

Shoot. I guess I better pick up a book today. Our producer Eddie, Eddie, what are you reading right now? Let me think. Absolutely nothing. Oh, for two. Lunchbox, what are you reading right now? I am reading The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks.

Oh, that is a good book. You read it? Yes, I read that a few years ago. It is amazing. It is crazy. Yeah? That's a good book. Yeah, it's all about this lady that her cells were taken to her when she was getting treated for cancer.

Oh, they're making a movie. Oh, they're making a movie. I just happened to see it on HBO the other day that they were making a movie. I was like, wow, that's the book I'm reading. Oh, wow. So you were reading the book before you saw that it as being made into a movie? Yeah, I had no idea. Like major breakthrough in science because of her cells.

Wow. Wow. Is it good? It's really good. The sad part is her family can't afford health insurance, but... Yeah, they made, like, no money off of her. I don't understand. What do you mean?

Okay, so they took her cells at John Hopkins University and started sending them out, and people were able to grow her cells, and they were using them to test medicine. So like syphilis, polio, things like that. Those vaccines were created because of her cells. And there's companies that were selling vials of her cells for hundreds upon hundreds of dollars got really rich. Her family got nothing made no money. So is it a spoiler if you tell me if she died or not? No, it's the very first chapter.

No, no, no, it's not. But do you remember in school learning about the Gila cells? Yeah. I figured you do because you remember everything. But that's her. That's basically her. And, like, so much money has been made off of her and her family benefited from it, like, zero. Did she die?

Yeah. So she's not allowed. Oprah plays her in the movie. That's the reason I knew that. Wow. Yeah, it's good. The lunchbox is coming through in the clutch with the book. Well, does it count if I've read it before?

No, when you're trying to, like, impose yourself into this conversation, so it makes it feel like you're, like, let lunchbox have his moment. Oh, well, I mean, it really is just a fascinating book. Lunchbox, she's taking your time right now. Hey, listen, it's okay. We all know I'm reading it, and she likes to have. have the thought. Let her have her spotlight. You know what I mean? I don't need the spotlight all the time. Fair enough. Fair enough. I'm reading a book called Letterman the last giant of late night that just

came out a couple weeks ago. It's called by Jason Zinoman. And so I read everything about David Letterman. So I just finished Charlemagne the God's book and I did a thing with him last night in Los Angeles. His book's really good too. And then I have a, if I want to buy my book, you can buy it, it's called Bear Bones. How about that? Go to Amazon and get bare bones on paperback or you get it in audio. So read a book. Feel Smarter. Everybody, Eddie, what's the last book you've read? Yours, bare bones. It was

a good book, too. Did you read it, though? I did. I read the whole thing, and I remember telling the guys, I was telling Lunchbox and Ray, like, you guys need to read this. Like, I really was like, I know everything about Bobby, but after I read it, I was like, it's still really, really, really good. Ray, did you read my book? Ray, honestly, our producer Ray, audio, producer,

Ray, did you ever read my book? Um, you can say no, it doesn't hurt my feelings one bit. Honestly, my girl has read me like a chapter of it. I've never read it though with my own eyes. Have you ever read a book, Ray? Like in your own free time. Definitely years ago, but not recently. Hmm.

Yeah, I enjoy reading. I just been kind of busy lately. But yeah, reading's good kids. All right, Ray, I'm going to give you a homework assignment. Oh, boy. Today's May 9th, okay? By June 1st, I'm going to assign you to read my book, Bearbone. I got it at the crib.

I can easily pull it out. And I will quiz you on June 1st. And if you pass the quiz, five out of five, you will win $150. Yeah! Wow. Okay? That's awesome. Down.

I'm 100% in. All right. June 1st is the book quiz, bare bones by Bobby Bones. Oh, boy. I'm glad you didn't like, I don't care if you read. But now it's just funny to me to have you read the book. So, okay, there's that. Most Americans say,

They would work out even if they didn't have to. Like, that's crazy to me. 76% of fitness-conscious American said that even if there was not a benefit, they would still exercise. You are out of your mind. I work out five, sometimes six, occasionally seven times a week. And I do not like it. I dislike it. I very much unlike it.

I, I, this is just bewildered. This is nuts to me. Amy, if you got no benefit, would you still exercise? No. Yeah, me either. No, Benefit? Blown away by that. I was looking at Traynor Ahmaud's Twitter yesterday, and he was like, hey, make vegetables the main part of every meal, like the entree, and watch what your body does over the next 30 to 60 days.

And I thought, that's a really good thing to try. But then I was like, what if I did that with cake and made cake the main entree for 60 days? What that would do to my body? Eddie, you have homework. Oh! I'm down. Yeah, let's do this. It's like a documentary.

I'll do vegetables and you do cake and we'll see what way everything goes. There's a Bobbycast up with trainer Amad. If you go to IHartRadio or go to iTunes and search Bobbycast, Amad talks about how to lose 10 pounds the healthy way in like the next 60 days. And it's only half an hour, but I think it's a pretty good listen if you want to hear it. Been traveling a lot. I've been to California. We were in Austin.

It's, you know, it's a job that moves a lot. Eddie does the weirdest things whenever he travels. Eddie, our video producer. Eddie gets to a hotel and takes all of his clothes and puts them in the drawers. And, like, and then leaves him in the suitcase. He opens all the drawers and, like, puts his underwear in there, puts his pants in there. Is that not weird to you guys? No, my sister does that.

What? And I do it halfway. My husband makes fun of me, too, because I start to do it, and then I give up. So I have, like, half my clothes in the drawer and half of them in this. in the suitcase and I'm like, why am I trying to do this? But my sister, she does that every single time. She can't go to bed until it's done. Hey, Eddie, to me, this is comparable to the person who takes off all their clothes to pee.

Oh, whoa. Hey, whoa, that's extreme. It's not that weird. It's that weird. Why? Sometimes you'll walk into the bathroom in the urinal and there'll be somebody with their shirt, everything off so they can use the bathroom. It's true.

It's a weird man. Wait, this is for real a thing. Oh, yes. I've seen it They take everything Like mentally They cannot pee Unless all their clothes are off

Not their shirt They're not their shirt They'll take their pants all over But you walk in And there's like a big neck of body And their pants are dropped And it's like all you have to do Is unbutton and pull down just a little bit

That's Und do your zipper Eddie tell me Tell them what you do when you go to a hotel Just say So I mean I've been doing this since I was like in college, I guess, but I just felt when it's more than one day, I felt like those

drawers, whatever, chest of drawers or whatever, they're there for a reason. So I unpack my whole bag and I set it up like my bedroom, underwear in one, pants in another, shirts in another one. I would forget stuff. No, it's all there. No, no, no, I would forget stuff when I go home. Oh, I got you. Yeah. Anyway, I guess you guys are all normal and I'm the weird one. I leave everything in my suitcase and pull out what's needed. So I'm just ready. Bobby, you shouldn't do that, though, anyway, because germs and other people's clothes have been in those doors and blah. When I travel to, I don't sleep on the bedbed.

First of all, I either get the comfort or switch with a new clean win as soon as I get there. Oh, yeah. Pull it down right away. Because I'm Beyonce. Or I have a blanket that I take with me sometimes depending on. Because if the company's paying for the hotel, it'll always be a really nice hotel. If I have to pay for a hotel, like if it's my stand-up comedy tour or raging idiots, we stay in the crappiest places. Yeah, we do.

So I take a blanket with me. and I get into the blanket. Yeah. And so I'm a complete weirdo, but that's just because I like germs. So happy Tuesday, everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we're going to go.

Thank you for hanging out with us here on Tuesday's show. You can hear the whole thing back. Search Bobby Bone Show on Iheart Radio or on iTunes. Or you can also search the show I do from my house called the Bobbycast. Last couple ones include Jake Owen and Dirk's Bentley and trainer Ahmad who tells you how to lose 10 pounds, the healthy way as soon as possible. So all that's up, search

Bobbycast. Can't wait to see you guys again tomorrow. Appreciate it. I got to fly back to Nashville today. Everybody's already in Nashville except for me, so I got to fly from California to Nashville. So that's all and we'll see you guys Wednesday. All right, that's it. Bye! This is a

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