The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Police Encounter + Amy Saved Someone! + Bobby’s Mailbag: Handyman Romance?

Episode Date: July 8, 2021

Bobby talks about why police had to get involved after his car broke down in an intersection. Amy tells us the tale of how she rescued someone screaming for help in a gas station bathroom. Bobby reads an email from a listener who is a handyman and is in a predicament with one of his clients who he thinks is in love with him. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning We had 4th of July off had a couple other days off The truth is We don't ever take all of our vacation And they say If you don't take your vacation You'll get fired

And I don't want you guys to lose your job So there you go Thank you. We took a couple days off Glad everybody's here Hope you had a happy 4th July We have a lot to talk about Obviously

I'll mention this You know Caitlin and I were looking for an old Bronco we're looking for like a couple of months. We found a couple that just weren't what we liked. We found one. So we bought it. And drove it once.

It's a standard. And she can't drive a standard. So I can only drive this thing until we get it put into an automatic. And so it's old. It's 40 years old. It's older than that. And so we're driving it. And it drives like an old truck.

And so we take it out a second day. We take the top off of it. We're like, all right, let's go out. We take the top off. It's a nice day. And we are just a few miles from where I live at a big intersection. And the thing goes, it just dies. Right in the middle.

The traffic light, it's daylight. I was like, oh, crap, what do we do? The top is off. I mean, we're so exposed. It's like sitting ducks. And we're right in the middle. That's awkward. Yeah, it was really awkward.

And so we're sitting there and I'm like, hey, just wave people around. And then she's, like, kind of on her phone, like, trying to figure out what to do to call. roadside assistance people are honking at us and finally I put my hands up and I'm like there's nothing I can do people we're trying

like sorry we broke down in the middle of the road and so again we are so exposed people are going by looking at and I know people are starting to recognize me too that I take my glasses off

because I wasn't looking she was doing trying to get a hold to roadside assistance and I swear someone went by and we oh bye bombs they drove by oh thanks for the help

And if I take my glasses off, people never recognize me. I'm just generic white guy. And so we're waiting, and a cop sees us and finally comes up behind us and turns his lights on. And again, we're right in the middle of a busy intersection. And so boo, turns his lights on. And even though that's not the case, I got to feel like I'm about to get a ticket. And he's walking up slowly, and I was like, oh boy, what do I do? Do I get my license registration?

You put your hands up. And he was super nice. Young cop, probably 27, 28 years old. apparently just moved here from California I was like hey you break down and a little bit of me went nah I'm just hanging out I didn't say that I didn't say that

he wouldn't like that I said yes sir yes officer and he's like all right all right and so he calls another one of his buddies and these two cops they're pretty jacked up they're like all right we'll push you out of the highway so they they got these two cars they're angled

to block two whole lanes of traffic I just put it in neutral and they're having to back up we parking a barbecue parking lot and it took a little bit but we got there and then when you call roadside assistance, it took them almost two hours to get there. So I told Caitlin, we had a friend come and check on us, and I was like, hey, guys, don't sit here, go home,

and I'll just wait for two hours. So I'm sitting in the parking lot. The people like corkies end up coming out. Like, you're okay, man? Like, they're offering to bring me free barbecue because I'm hanging out. And so, finally the tow truck comes, and the tow truck, the guy in the tow truck is a flat bed.

So it's kind of put down. They chain the tires, I pull the tires up on the flatbed. bed flat again. They drive it. Not the toe where they lift it off the ground, but they drive it up on a bed. I could tell when he got there, he's used to people being hostile

toward him when they arrive. Because a lot of time they're tolling people, they're telling people and they don't want to get seen towing. People don't know they're getting towed. And I was like, hey man. And so I give him like $10. I'm like, I know you have a hard job. Here's a pre-tip.

And so I typed the code and they're placing into my phone where to tow, but I don't know where to tow it. So I just put in this place called Polly's. There's like a little service station that I happen to remember. And so he hauls our old Bronco, we're chasing it because we took the top

off, and we know if it's out, it's going to get wet at night. So we get a tarp. We tarp in the middle of the night. This Polly's place has no idea we left it there. Oh, man. So I have to wake up on the butt crack and on to call them. Anyway, apparently an old belt fell off the thing.

And the blinker went out, and the light went out, they got it all fixed. It was fantastic. I just want to shout out to those police officers who showed up. We didn't call. who saw us, who pushed us to the side of the road, they definitely didn't have to go all out, yet they did. So I don't even know their names, because as soon as they got there, they started pushing. So are those police officers?

Two young jacked dudes, though, right? Two, yeah. One dude kind of looked like me, wasn't that jack kind of thin, but you could tell what was in shape. The other guy was jacked. But they did it. Now that one's listening, you'd be like, oh, man. That must be me. Yeah.

Well, listen, I know. I'm the not jacked guy. I know what I'm made of. No one's going to call. call me jacked but i'm thin and fit and in shape ish but i just appreciate those police officers for doing that they had no idea i was the guy from the radio they were just doing their job to you know serve and protect and that's what they did and they kept a safe and we didn't get crushed by a car so and also people were like once i was pulled over and they were like hey

you're all right like over in the corkey's parking lot they're like you all right you need gas i was like no i'm good they're like all right so i sat there with masonic water that's why we went out, went to Sonic. Oh, yeah. And then... The longest Sonic trip ever. Yeah, it was like four hours. And then we picked it up yesterday to drive you back home and it started raining on us with the top off. Oh, great.

Oh, is this Bronco bad luck? I hope not. I have not either. We've had three runs with it and two of them ain't been good. Oh, no. So that was the weekend. That was the last couple of days. We've been gone for a few days. But that was the last couple of days. I will say, too, that Breaking Bobby Bones is now on Disney Plus, eight episodes.

episodes are up, eight of the 16. So if you haven't seen my show, my TV show yet on Nat Geo, it's now on Disney Plus. You can go up there and hit the Nat Geo little button and see it right there. It was on the front page on that main thing yesterday. That's cool. Yeah, it was on the very, very front, like the header. So it's pretty proud of that. What's happening, friends? Thank you guys for hanging out. We are back. We're back live today. So you're not hearing a rerun. Which some people don't even know what's reruns. So let's not ruin it for them. I would see people over on the Facebook page going, oh, hey, great show today. Her brother's Osborne. Everybody's like, it was a rerun. Let people watch it or listen to it like it's new.

All right, let's go over and open the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. My name is David. I have my own handyman business, so I'm in my truck from 6 a.m. to 5 p.m. most days listen to your show the whole morning. Like I said, I'm a handyman, and have a client who keeps calling me back to her house to fix the same thing, and I know it's not breaking on its own. Someone is purposefully breaking it.

You know what? I'm starting to think it's her. She's nice, but a little weird. She has one kid and likes to sit and watch me as I repair her closet door over and over again. Oh my gosh. She keeps telling me her daughter is doing it, but I'm not sure that's possible because she's too small to reach the handle.

Nice woman, actually very attractive. So my biggest fear is that she'll make a pass at me and I have to reject her, or I go out with her and then we'll have to do her repairs for free. I feel like it's a lose-lose deal. I wanted to say if you have any advice on what you do in my position.

It's from David. Well, David, if you're a single guy and you're interested in going out with her, I would just say go out with her. The thing is, if she's not calling you because she thinks you're cute and you say that to her, that's a weird, bad situation.

So awkward. And he's getting paid. Like, who cares if she's breaking it? I agree. Like, he's showing up. He's getting the job done. He's getting paid. That would be number.

Number one is if you like her and she likes you and you find that's true, go out with her. Who cares about the rest? Number two is, let's say you don't do that. Like Amy said, you're getting paid. If you're getting paid, if you're getting paid in her bathroom and you're getting paid, let her break those handles. Yeah, and then if you do start going out with her and somehow you do find yourself repairing things for free. That's what husbands do.

Yeah, it's not going to bother you. Whoa, you just jump to marriage. That's what boyfriend's do. But I think that you'll be okay. with it because yes you will have developed feelings for her but am i is that not right no i mean i think it's right i think it's fine like i don't i guess if she starts

to get weird though because if you ever seen snapped snapped is a women a show specifically where women snap i figured and they go i've never seen it yes it's really good the title led me to think that's what it was it's it's it's it's women it's not about men so i just would be careful

if she starts to i guess you don't really get a heads up that's why it's called snap but try to look for any clues that, you know. If you look for clues, though, you're always going to find him. Well, here's one. Okay. Okay. Like, when you enter the house, does she lock the door behind you? Like, always have a way out.

Maybe you took this thing really dark. She's not trying to kill him. She would have already murdered him, probably, if that was the case. I'm not saying she's going to lock him up and keep him as like a pet. Oh, wow. That's even darker. What's happening? What are you doing at home before you come into work? Nothing. I'm just saying. It's something to consider. No. He emailed him for advice, and I just want to make sure that he's aware. that if she starts to display stuff that is unstable,

then he might need to have an escape plan. Well, I would say that to anyone who's listening. If you're with anyone who's unstable. Because is it unstable to keep breaking something over and over to get a guy to come back and back and back? Not if you like them. Sometimes we do slightly nutty things. David, I would say, if she does say,

hey, let's go out and you want to go out and go out. And I would say if she doesn't say that and she keeps breaking her stuff, keep going back. I would also if she locks the door behind you and you see a big bird cage in her bedroom, like a human could fit in. Or handcuffs. No, he's done. It's too late by that.

All right. Thank you for that email. David, close it up. We've got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. If you want to send us an email, Morgan, what do they do? Mailbag at bobbybones.com.

Lunchbox is not here today. He will not be here tomorrow. I did create a segment of stories he would hate, and I was going to lump him all together. Do you still want to do the segment? Yeah. He's not here to hate him. You can just dedicate it to him.

I can try to react how he would react. Okay. Okay. Lunchbox will dedicate this segment to you. Okay. All right. Segment number one in three stories, Lunchbox would hate.

A man suffered an attack straight out of your worst nightmare bitten by a python while sitting on the toilet. Oh my gosh. No, I can't listen. The 65-year-old victim said he, quote, felt a nip in the genital area. Oh. Oh, my goodness. He stood up to find an albino python, which appears to have escaped from his neighbor's apartment and slipped through the drains.

A professional was brought on to safely capture the snake. Its owner a 24-year-old man could face charges for negligence causing bodily harm. Lunch, Bugs, how do you feel about that one? I can't even I don't know I feel like he would have like I was picturing when I was trying to like see how he'd really feel I feel like he literally would have thrown his headphones off

in the moment and like stood back like away from the mic and like couldn't even hear the rest of the story. Okay but I just don't want to be that dramatic. Here's a second one for you lunchbox who isn't here. Authorities say they've been searching for a 12 foot python that escaped from its enclosure inside Louisiana's largest shopping mall.

Kara, a yellow and white Bernie's python slithered out of its enclosure at the Blue Zoo in the Mall of Louisiana in Baton Rouge on Tuesday. She was still on the loose early Wednesday morning. WBRZ TV reported I couldn't find the snake.

So in the mall, there's a snake somewhere. Still on the loose. It says the Mall of Louisiana remained open. How do they do that? Like I'm even freaked out about that. That's crazy. Like you're over at Spencer's trying to get you a little black light poster.

You get a little on your genital. Yeah, and you think it's like some fake snake, because you're, and then you're like, oh, my gosh. Oh, boy. And now one more story inside this segment of Stories Lunchbox would have hated. A Massachusetts man said a snap decision to buy a scratch-off lottery ticket. No, he sucks. I hate him. I hate him.

Why does God hate me? What am I doing wrong with my life? Led to his winning of a second $1 million jackpot prize in four years. Stephen Toto of Framingham told Massachusetts State Lottery officials. He had it intended to buy a scratch-off at the A1 Gulf Store. Of course not. When he reached the counter and said, I'll buy another one.

But he had won another one in 2017 a million dollars. That's crazy. Two, $1 million tickets. That is wild. Well, there you go, lunchbox. I put that packet together for you. Stories you would hate. Anything you want to say before you wrap it up? I'm going home. Okay.

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And it kind of, I came to the realization. of, man, really all you need is your faith, your family, your friends. And music's great, and I love it, and I'm happy I get to do it. But at the end of the day, those are three things that I need to always keep the top of my list. And by dirt is my kind of pledge to that. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. A kid in Alabama found a surprising new hobby during the pandemic, and now he's inspiring others to do it with him. His name is Oliver Caver. He started picking up trash in his Fort Morgan community and had so much fun doing it. His family just held a litter rodeo to encourage others to reduce, reuse, and recycle. The event had participants clean up garbage at the Fort Morgan State Historic Site and awarded more than 3,500 in prizes. People had trash bags, they had teams, they had groups, things like heaviest bag, things like, it was all kinds of way people could win.

In the end, the rodeo rounded up more than 576 pounds of trash in just an hour. That's a lot of garbage Yeah, a lot of trash Quote, I think it's real good Because of all the trash It needed to be cleaned up He's five years old And they cleaned up

All that trash because of him That's a great story That is what it's all about That was tell me something good It's time for Eddie The oldest on our show 42 years old versus Morgan number two

The youngest on our show 27 years old In a game of generational trivia It's elder versus millennial Here we go Up first He's a dad of four. I call him the Hispanic who don't panic.

His hair may be thinning. But that won't matter if he keeps winning. His producer, hey! Thank you, I guess. I'm running out of rhymes, man. I do this every week. His opponent, she runs all our digital. She posts on social media frequently,

and she has a boyfriend secretly. It's Morgan number two. And I'm always, a little anxious when I bring up her secret boyfriend because what if it's not anymore? Morgan, we still good? Secret boyfriend still? Still good. Still a secret boyfriend.

You'll just kind of tip me off, right? Yes. I will, I promise I will share as soon as I'm ready. No, I'm saying even if it, either way. Yeah, yeah. Even if it's not it. Just be like, hey, it's over. And I'll just go like, hey, Morgan no longer has a boyfriend at all.

Yes. It will end it. Okay. Because the last thing I want to do is be here going, she's got a secret boyfriend. And then Morgan feels weird. She's like, oh, no, I don't. And we're all awkward. You just let me know.

I want you to be a half step ahead of me, okay? I will. I'll let you know either way. All right, playing a five. The scores Morgan 3, Eddie, too. All right, Eddie, you're up first. Come on. These are all questions that Morgan will probably know the answer.

Yeah, yeah. Made popular by Amigos song. What word is used to describe people, things and places that are definitively high class? Ooh, I don't know anything about this Migos group. Made popular by Amigos song. They're the three guys. They are. Yeah, yeah.

But I don't know a lot of their music. The first word that came to my mind was boogie. So, boozy. Nah, that's Ratchett. That's another song. But I'm going with boogie anyway. Boogie. The answer is, boogey.

Ra! Yeah! They mean, boogey and ratchet don't mean the same thing. No, no, the song that says, boogie. I guess. Here's a clip. Bad and boogie? Never heard that in my life.

Okay. Here we go. MFW is an online abbreviation that stands for what? M. F. W. Yeah. Can you say that? No way, no chance. Well, it's not that. Oh. Thanks, Amy.

MFW bones? And what was the second part of what you said? It's an online abbreviation that stands for what? Oh, boy. I feel like 4W F, man, I gotta be careful with this, is for win. You know, like for the win, like isn't FTW for the win? So MFW, most, gosh, man, that F's throwing me off. Most frequently won.

Nah, most frequently won. That's incorrect. Morgan, you can steal MFW. Do you know what that means? I don't think I can steal it because everything that's coming to my mind is a bad word. and I don't think that's correct. Yeah, no, I'm not even going to say anything because I'm going to say something bad.

All right. MFW is my face when? My face. My face. That doesn't even make sense, Moves. My face when you scare me and you put an emoji. These millennials. All right. Eddie, final question.

Singer and swimmer Cody Simpson used to date what pop singer? Cody Simpson Swimmer Yeah, I don't know he's a swimmer He just tried out for the Olympics for Australian Oh, good job Barely missed to qualify

Really? Yeah, no idea Cody Simpson He dated Uh, me and man I was just about to go Ashley Simpson But that's, that's too many Simpsons Uh

Give me Selena Gomez Incorrect God Morgan, I know you'll get this one right Go ahead Miley Cyrus That's correct.

Really? Yeah. Pretty recent, too. Yeah. All the kids know, Eddie. I do like Cody Simpson. You do? Yeah, his music is good.

For like that kind of music, yeah. You don't have to. You just gave me a look, and I'm like, I do appreciate that music. I'm just surprised you knew Cody Simpson's music. Yeah, yeah, my kids listen to that. All right, Morgan number two, here are your questions. These are questions Eddie will know the answer to. Okay.

Are you familiar with Garfield the cat? Yeah, kind of. What's Garfield's favorite food? Oh, not that. Why? He is a cat that's like orange, yellow, and he cats like mouse. Mice. But he probably likes Skittles or something like that.

It's not water. The Grimlins. What is Grim. What is Garfield the cat's favorite food? Is it Cheetos? It is not Cheetos. Eddie, you can feel? Yeah, it is lasagna.

That's correct. Didn't he say like that? Yeah, lazily. Morgan, American Top 40, hosted by this famous radio personality, premiered 51 years ago this week. What's his name? I'm going to play you a clip of his voice. Here you go.

Here we go with the Top 40 hits in the nation this week on American Top 40, the best selling and most played songs from the Atlantic to the Pacific from Canada to Mexico. And in the next three hours, we'll count down the 40 most popular hits in the United States this week. Can you name? that voice? I don't think I can. I don't know that voice at all. American Top 40 hosted by this famous radio personality premiered 51 years ago this week. Yeah, that's like 30. Oh, my Atlanta. Ryan Seacrest hosts it now.

That's who I was gonna guess, but then you played the voice and I was like, that is not who that is. But also did Ryan premiere it when he was born? I mean, before he's born, yeah, like negative four or five. I mean, I don't, Mario Lopez, it doesn't even sound like him, but that's the only name in my head. Morgan, the show is 51 years old. I know, I know. I'm grasping at straws here. I don't know anybody that's 51, like at least like as far as I've watched growing up. This is a radio show, Morgan.

I know. No, I'm saying the show we're talking about the radio show. I know. And that makes me sad that I don't know it. A radio show. Elvis Duran. incorrect. Quality guess, but incorrect.

Let's play the clip. He started the show in elementary school. Let's play the clip one more time. Here we go with the top 40 hits in the nation this week on American Top 40, the best selling and most played songs from the Atlantic to the Pacific from Canada to Mexico. And in the next three hours, we'll count down the 40 most popular hits in the United States this week. Eddie, can you name that voice? I can, once, yes, yes.

Go ahead. And Morgan should not be on radio. She doesn't know this stuff. Casey Kasem. Casey Kasem is correct. Keep your feet on the ground. And your head in the sky. Incorrect.

Keep reaching for the stars. I don't remember that part. What's the score, Mike? Three to one, Eddie. Okay. Just for fun, Morgan, because you've already lost. What's the name of the horror film starring Jack Nicholson that takes place in the Overlook Hotel? Do not watch any horror films.

I hate them. I think I've seen him as a meme in this movie, though. That's true. Yeah. It's not the grudge. It's probably the only movie I've seen as a horror movie. Is it win a stranger calls? It is not.

Eddie, do you know it? The shining. The shining is great. There it is. And that's our, Eddie, nice job. Yeah, that's great. Their hair is thinning, but you keep winning. Yeah.

Do you feel like it's still thinning, or do you think it's thinned? It's thinned. I don't think it's thinning anymore. You think you're at peak thin. Yes, yes. Now it's just falling out. You know what I mean? And I mean this seriously.

Would you ever think about wearing a toupee? No. You wouldn't. No. Would you let me wear it? I would wear a toupee as my best friend. I would you let me... I think it'd be hilarious.

You'd pull it off. I would never do that. I would never do that. I think you should try it. No, see you stop. You're making fun of you right now. I'm not making fun of you. I think it would be awesome.

I'm not wearing a toupee. Would you wear one? Zero percent. If I could hide the fact that I would wear it would you do that? Well, you couldn't. It's not possible. It's not possible.

If I could wear one and people didn't know, probably. I mean, I'm wearing Spanx right now. What's the difference? I'm not. All right, so before the break, I said if this artist tour is it'd be bad news. And then Amy said, would you go? And I said, no. Okay, so that got me thinking.

Okay. I have my guess. Eddie, who are you guessing first? I'm going to guess Millie Vanilly, although I think one of them is dead. So that'd be terrible. Maybe both them are dead now. No way. That would be crazy.

But why would Bobby passionately not go? Bobby's never like Millie Vanilly. And it's the biggest... Whatever. Blame it on the rain. You did? I mean, they didn't really sing. It was a whole...

Right. It was the biggest scamming. music history. Morgan, you are, how old you again? I'm 27. Okay, do you know who Millie Vanilli is? Not just, like, based on the artist's name. If you played a song, I might. Okay, so as Ray looks up a song,

so Millie Vanilli, they had, they won a Grammy for, like, best new artist. And they had, blame it on the rain. Yeah, yeah. Do you know that one at all? That's not ringing a bell. Okay. They had, Girl, you know it's true. Good, good, girl.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. I love. You know that one? Okay, it's starting to sound a little familiar. Well, what happened was they were doing a live concert and their vocals started skipping out. And it turns out they weren't singing any of their songs. They had singers sing for them on the record. And they just were two the good looking guys. And they were like, yep, we're millie vanilla.

They won a Grammy. And they got caught lip syncing. And so they lost their Grammy. One of them, I think, maybe killed himself. Yeah, that's what I heard. So, Mike, I'm going to go to you for the fact. check on that. One of them is still alive. Oh, one of them is alive. Thank goodness. You never heard that story, Morgan? No, oh, like the... The lip-sinking thing. Yes, the lip-sinking sounds familiar,

but like, I cannot name a song of theirs. Nothing, Morgan? No. I have no idea. Never heard that song before. Okay, so that was the first scandal, but then it kind of got re-brought back up when Ashley Simpson was lip-syncing on SNL. Do you remember that, Morgan? Yeah, Ashley Simpson, I remember. Okay. So, but the answer is no. Not millie-vin-vin-in-lil. I like Millie-Vinnelly. Okay. Amy, who do you think it is? Well, now I'm wondering if it's a comedy tour and it's Bill Cosby. It is. And that's why I didn't go to you first because I knew you figured it out. Okay. I figured it out.

Whenever Bobby was like, heck no, I wouldn't go. And I'm like, why is he so passionate? And it's like, oh, man, it's such a... According to TMZ, Bill Cosby wants to do a stand-up tour and is filming a docu series on his life. Interesting. Cosby's rep, Andrew Wyatt, told TMZ they have been in contact with various promoters about the possibility of Cosby doing a stand-up comedy tour, and they say there's been some interest,

this will never happen. Right. This will never happen. Will you watch the docu series? No. I won't support him in any way. The only reason he got out is because what happened was, years ago,

the guy said, hey, we're not going to prosecute you for X, Y, and Z, federally. So civilly, they used a lot of that information. He lost. Well, then they took that back from the civil. case and prosecuted federally after they promised

they wouldn't. None of the stuff was found false. But why does it matter? That's what I was curious about. Because they already told it, it doesn't matter. So like if a DA an even given time says that, then that's like, that's the thing for the rest of... Well, apparently so in this case. Things can't change.

I don't know. Cosby has plans for speaking engagements at schools, prisons, and neighborhoods. Schools! Hey man. Now prisons make sense. Go back to us buddies. I mean, what? Wait, schools, prisons, and where? Schools, prisons, and neighborhoods. Neighborhood.

What? Neighborhood. Is it going to go in a cul-de-sac? Not my room. The Joe A schedule is like a really exciting guest speaker. I mean, what? I don't understand. It won't be good for anybody if that happens. So weird.

So that's the thing Bill Cosby wants to tour. I mean, interesting. I was thinking about the docu series. I wouldn't watch it if he did it. If someone did it on him and it showed everything and talked to the women. That's kind of how I felt about like the R. Kelly docu-series, I guess it was. Because I put him in a bad light. Yeah, I mean, it was just crazy.

Like, I don't think he monetized off of it in any way. No, I think he was to jail because of it. Yeah. So, like, I felt okay watching it. Like, if Bill Cosby wasn't making any money on it. Because, I mean, there is a level of interest there for me. Like, I'm wondering, like, what's, what, because, I mean, he was such a big part of my childhood. Oh, by the way.

That I am interested. If you're young, back to Morgan. Morgan, do you ever watch the Cosby show as a kid? Yeah, I did. I did. Not as much as like Fresh Prince, but yeah, I did watch the Cosby Show. It was the greatest show. Yeah.

I love the Cosby Show, and then they kind of took it from us because he's a freaking creep. Awful person. I did watch, speaking to docu series, a documentary Eddie told me to watch. It was about, it's called 90s kids. Oh yeah, 90s kids. With Silil Moon Fry, Punky Brewster. I didn't think it was that good. Really?

That was all over the place. Kind of goofy. Wow, I thought it was really good. She had a video camera. She was punky Brewster when she finished that show. She was like, they weren't nice to her, like a lot of kid stars. She had it and she filmed. I didn't even finish it.

I'm three quarters away through it. Wow. Well, I mean, I guess storyline is not really that good, but as the footage of who she hung out with and like all the people, you see Leonardo de Capri as a kid. At one of the point she's like, there's this new hot guy named Johnny Depp. Yeah. She's hanging out with all of them as kids. So she was like documenting things before people documented. Yeah.

So she has tons of tons of. Yes, the idea is really cool. I just didn't find it to be that interesting. It's got a 73% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. You know what? I would give it about that. But I was so pumped going into it because Eddie told me. You overhyped?

No, Eddie just said, you'll love it. And I just barely liked it. And I was watching it with Caitlin, who didn't know any of those people were? Oh, that doesn't help. And that didn't help either. So I was like, all right, we'll pause this for now. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Let's check some voicemails from over the past few days. This is Kenley in North Dakota. I have a morning corny for you guys. What do you call a cow's no legs? Grounded beef. Love the show. Bye. There's a trumpet in the back room.

Or a tugboat. Or maybe she had a few... That's her sound effect. A few... Too many pinto beans before the call. Here is voicemail number two. Hey, y'all. That game, one has to go.

It's horrible. And it's awkward. Make that game go away. I don't like it. Makes it uncomfortable. I listen to your show. show because I like to be, I like it, but that one makes me not. Ooh, boo, boo, boo, ooh.

That's funny. I do kind of like that. One has to go game. I don't like playing it. You don't know, no, no, especially when the people are live and they listen. Or did you hear from someone? No, but I mean, we know that occasionally, you know, like, I don't know, Kimberly and Karen, a little big town might be driving to do something in the morning. They might be listening, and all of a sudden, they're in the game.

You have to pick one, and then we don't pick them. We didn't pick one of them. It was Little Big Town was one of the options. Well, I know, whatever. I was just using them as an example. We know they listen sometimes. Okay. Here's one more voicemail.

Number four. Hi, Bobby. Super big fan. My family and myself always listen to you, but I'm wondering why we can't watch Breaking Bobby on Disney Plus yet. I don't know if it's just my account, but I've been waiting for this. My family says bye. Yeah, we blocked you specifically.

No, it's up now. If you go look now on Disney Plus, Breaking Bobby Bones is up. Please watch it. Please stream it. Thank you in advance. Appreciate that. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I have groom's traditional duties, and I'm going to run through them, and I want to

see how many you've done. Go ahead. Selecting the engagement ring. Yeah. Check. And your bride to be wasn't involved in that process at all. Zero. Totally surprised her.

Choosing your side of the wedding party. Like, who's going to be in your... Done. Check. Okay. Choosing the attire for your grooms. Done. Check.

Well, yes. I mean, I picked it. I was just told I couldn't have a fire engine red suit. So there was boundaries around what you chose, but you were able to choose it? Yeah, I had a suit. I did a bit in a whole thing. Selecting the thank you gifts for your grooms. I already bought them.

I gave them to it before. So they already got their thank you gifts. Oh. Did you have you said what you got everybody? I think so. I got everybody a watch, a nice watch. Oh, yeah. That's right.

because didn't you mail it to one groom and it got stolen? That's a bummer. So what did you do, replace it? No. Sorry. Money gone. Sorry. This is one I think you need to keep in mind.

Do you have a gift for your bride? No, we're not doing that. Oh, you're not? Well, I kind of got her one. It's an old Bronco. Oh, okay. So it was like a... Yeah, but we're not doing it.

I mean, no. Okay. Compiling your part of the guest list. Yeah. I'm pretty good at this game. I'm 100%. planning the honeymoon. Yeah, done.

You did it all? Yeah, but, well. Grooms used to do it all, but now women are starting to be a part of the process. But back in the day, it used to be grooms, and then the groom's parents would pay for it. I don't, I didn't care where we went. And she was like, what about here? I was like, well, I don't know if I want to go there. But then we found a good place that she'll love that's not as far.

But, yeah, I was as equal as she was, not. giving the officiant the fee for conducting the ceremony. No, it's her preacher, her musical pastor from when she was a kid. Okay. Ain't no fee. What he's talking about? And then lastly, planning the bachelor party if applicable. Yeah, all done.

You play, yeah, I guess you did. Yeah, he did a lot of. Yeah. A plus. Yeah. Send this clip to Caitlin. High five. I know.

I think we should because I think sometimes you feel like you're not involved enough and look at you. You pass this test. She called me out today. She was like, um, so we were, one of our friends was over at the house. And she was like, so something, I was like, oh, I'm all in the wedding. She says, what have you done?

And it listed like two things and I ran out. Gotta go to the bathroom. I was like, you got a good point. Take this list with you so you can just have it in case you ever get called out again. So this woman left her car running at work. She arrived at 8 a.m. And then at 5 p.m. someone noticed that the car was still running and they called the police. And then she came out and she was like, oh, well, she was inside working all day.

And it reminds me of a time I went to get my hair done and I parked in a parking garage. and I was at my hair appointment for probably two and a half hours, and I came back out and my car was still running. But all the woman cared about when the police arrived, she's like, please do not tell my husband that I did this because, like, he already thinks I'm scattered rain enough,

and I'm like, oh, I feel that. Like, I can relate to that. And sometimes it happens, but the lucky thing is for me and for her is nobody stole the car. And someone could have easily just hopped in and driven away.

Like somebody who was stealing was like, well, I'm not going to steal that one. Someone's probably in there. It's too obvious. Yeah. It's hiding. in plain sight. All right, what else? Well, if you planned on seeing Mark Chestnut coming up late

summer, early fall, he has just canceled a string of tour dates because he's got to have back surgery. Doctors just said, hey, you put this off long enough, you have to do it. And it's going to take him about nine to ten weeks to recover. So you can hit up Mark Chestnut.com in case you need to get a refund. The nut will not be out on the road. That's rough. A bag surgery? Yeah, that's not good. Like that's a core fundamental part of it is your body. Yeah, I hope you get better. I like old Mark Chessna. I did too.

Liked him as a kid. Liked him when he came in later on. All right, that's it. Amy, you go? Yep, I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's a flight from America to Greece, and a passenger on board started to have some medical issues. Was super lightheaded and was passing out, fell to the ground. So the flight attendant gets on the speakers. like, do we have any doctors on board? Well, nobody raised their hand, which I was like, oh, dang, normally somebody raises their

hand. But two med students were on the flight. Heather and Lauren, they go to Louisiana State University, and they stepped up to help the passenger in need. So LSU was super proud. They posted a thing on their Facebook page saying that they were able to communicate with a doctor, like on the land. On the land.

Yes. Down below. Not in the sky. and they were able to track the person's vitals and communicate with him to make sure everything was good because, again, they're not real doctors yet, but they did a great job and everyone's going to be okay. I bet that's a weird situation where you're a medical student

that's like, we need somebody who's a doctor? And you're looking around going, well, nobody's like, when do I jump in? You know you're not tier one, but do you jump in at tier two and are you over like a nurse? Is a medical student over like a nurse practitioner? you're probably looking around like it's like when someone's like can I get a volunteer

and you're like well I don't want you kind of raising your hand all right that's a good story though there you go that's what it's all about that was tell me something good before we get over to the investigative corny here are your big songs in country music at number three this week

it is Cole Swindell single Saturday night sitting over in the corner baby I saw pretty red lips working on a white claw shaking to a little At number two, Luke Combs, forever after all. And at number one, Chris Young and Kane Brown, famous friends. Congratulations to all those people. Here's your number one pop song.

See if you guys know this one. Doja Cat featuring Siza Kiss Me More. You know that one? Yep. You do? From where? My daughter. Yes.

I only know it from TikTok. Yes, that's how. I hear it on TikTok all the time. She pulls up TikTok on my phone and I just hear the things. The number one hip-hop song is from Silk. Sonic. You can leave the door open. You know that one? I've heard it.

It's Bruno Mars. Brunei. Yeah. All right, those are your big songs and music. There you go. Over to Amy now. Let's do a little investigative corny. Corny.

What's a baseball player's least favorite Star Wars movie? Okay, we have 90 seconds, Eddie, just you and I. All right. And I feel like Star Wars is your thing. A baseball player's. What do they say in Star Wars? May the Force be with you? Okay.

May the fourth. May the... May the... Bunt be... Fourth. May the fourth. Is there a baseball term that sounds like four? Let me see.

Is there a... What do you call the... The sword? Lightaber. Okay. What's... Read it again? What's a baseball player's least favorite

Star Wars movie? Okay. Okay. Return of the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Return of the Jedi. Empire strikes back. Empire strikes out.

Yeah! That's got to be it. The Empire strikes out? No. But that was that be the joke? No, it can't be. Empire strikes back. The Force Awakens.

The Force. Okay, what else? I don't know any Star Wars. Yeah, man. Return of the Jedi. Yeah, a New Hope. We already said Return of the Jedi. Return of the...

Sith? Yeah, there's that one. Something with the Sith. Harry Potter? No, no. Dude, there's got to be strike. It's got to be strike. 30 seconds left.

Okay. Might you just show me 30 seconds. The Empire. It's got to be the Empire strikes back. That's it. No, strikes back. That's, okay, that's the joke. Empire strikes back.

Empire strikes back. Empire strikes out. No, bones. The movie is Empire strikes back and the joke is umpire strikes back. Because he's the empire and he strikes back. What's the joke again? What's a baseball player's least favorite Star Wars movie? The Empire Strikes Back?

Yes, this got to be it. Is that what we're going with? I think so because there's nothing else that I can think of. Okay, time. Okay, hit us with that, Ray. The Morning Corny. What's a baseball player's least favorite Star Wars movie? Okay, what is it?

The umpire strikes back! Yeah! That's good. That's good. How'd you get that? What do you mean? I just thought I was going to stump y'all because you were stuck on other things. We got there?

We did get there, man. I think Empire Strikes Out or Umpire Strikes Back. I thought both those were quality. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was a good joke. I want to remember that one. Oh, you thought it was good? I thought it was great.

That was possibly the worst way you ever had, but I don't know anything about Star Wars. Me neither. Quite honestly, I was like, sometimes I just have to prepare myself mentally. for y'all to be like that was awful. All right, Mike did yell with us. We needed a third yell in here. Yeah, there. Here we go.

Clear eyes, full hearts can't lose. They did a survey. They were trying to figure out the personality differences for people who like surprises and people who don't like surprises. Where would you put me in that? You don't like for surprises. I don't like surprises.

I don't like to be told of surprises coming. That's what it is, really. Like, I guess if you get surprised, you're not so much annoyed by the fact that you're getting surprised, but if you're told a surprise is coming and you have to sit through that, that's what you don't like.

Well, because then I just build it up. Then I'm like, oh, wow, you told me I'm going to have something kind of cool happen tomorrow. Right. And then you, yes. And then you're let down. Yes.

I would be more so if I had to pick on the side of not being surprised, though. So here's what they say. If you like surprises, do you like surprises? I don't care. I sure.

You don't care, sure. Yeah. Like, this doesn't bother me either way. Surprise me. great. Don't surprise me. Okay. If you like surprises, you're more likely to be extroverted. Identify as adventurous and spontaneous. Be surprised with a vacation this summer.

Enjoy dancing. Watch horror movies. Okay. You're kind of in the middle though. You just said that yourself. Yeah. On the flip side, those who don't enjoy surprises, that would be me. You can tell me if this fits me. Interverted. I would say very much so, unless I'm working. Identify as sarcastic and anxious. Yeah. Enjoy an afternoon by themselves as a treat. Check.

Yeah. Attend social events with five or fewer attendees. Check. And would like to be alone and maybe read a book in the shade instead of be out. Yeah. Check. Yeah. I don't know.

After hearing that list, I'm like, maybe I don't like surprise. If you're associating with those two things? Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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We needed a gas. And, of course, I used the opportunity to go to the bathroom. And I walk in and I hear, like, before I even open the bathroom door, I can hear help. And I'm like, what's going on? So I go in. So it's like a metal, I'm assuming it's like a metal door. Like, do you walk through the gas station to the bathroom or it's on the outside? No, I walked inside.

Okay. And while you're in the gas station, you heard someone yelling help? Yeah, I mean, as I'm walking. Like, I had to get close to the door. And what does it sound like? Help. Is anybody there? Help.

And I was like, help. I mean, still yelling help. Like, it was very dramatic, I must say. Did you question opening the door? Shockingly, I guess I'm a hero because no. I just went right in. Like, he would think now, looking back, that I might be like, oh, shoot, should I not go in there? Like, so if someone's getting attacked.

Yeah, and I need to, like, call for backup or something, but I never feared my life. I know how the story ends. Eddie, where do you think this is going? I mean, I feel like somebody's trapped in there. and they just locked themselves and she needs somebody open the door. That's it. You feel like they're locked in the bathroom. That's it.

Like they fell in the toilet. They just can't open the door and they need someone to open the door for them. That's it. Ramundo, do you know how the story ends? I do not. Okay, what is your guess? It's definitely a toilet faller. That has to be what it is.

What do you mean? I mean, there are very easy ways with women that are skinny to fall into the toilet. Oh, she fell in the toilet. Oh, wow. Yes. There are very easy ways. I've never heard of that, but okay. You're a baby.

So you hear help. You go in the door? An adult woman. Yes, yelling help. I go in. I see nothing, but I still hear someone yelling help. So I'm like, I'm here. What's going on?

What do you need? And anyway, again, very dramatic. Like, I really was concerned that something was up. And she was like, oh, thank goodness. I need toilet. that's funny and I was like okay so I go over

and I pull a bunch of toilet paper from the stall next to her and I slide it underneath and she was like thank you so much I was like you're welcome if you're in that situation what do you do

and if no one comes to you yeah hey guys we're laughing but that is a very helpless situation so yeah I may do the same thing if no one comes to you though you would yell

help dramatically Bones, you know what you got to do. Yeah, you used your underwear and throw your underwear away. Oh, no. You guys. You just get up and walk. Oh, I don't. Really?

Yeah. Somehow you waddled to the doll next door. I don't. No, waddling here. What do you do? Wait, but also, girls use toilet paper when they're peeing, so I know that you're associating it with something a little more extreme. But, like, I don't think there was anything like that. She just really muted toilet paper, and I saved her.

You're a hero. Yeah, Amy. Maybe she'll make the news. That would drive lunchbox insane He's not here today But that would drive him insane Since we were gone We did not get to talk about Joey Chestnut

Winning that hot dog eating contest again He ate 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes Think about that No, it's a lot, it's crazy I don't even know how he does it But break it 76 in 10 minutes That's more than one hot dog every 10 seconds Do you ever watch him do it?

Yeah, it's disgusting Put it water and shuts it down So gross Yeah but the big story was that ESPN's fee cut out so people didn't get to see the victory. I was watching it, it went black, the whole screen went black, then it went blue.

Here's a clip of the rerun with the ending. Here you go. Wow. 76, Nathan's Huckoff. Talked about the crowd and how you thought it might give you some momentum. How did they help you today? Oh, it felt great. They were chanting, and I started slowing down that minute six,

and they kept pushing me. They didn't give up on me, and thank you. I'm so happy. He beat that second place guy by more than 26 hot dogs. Insane. There's not even a close second place guy. Like at some point, though, if you feel like you're like really ahead, can you just... You start flipping them up in the air.

Yeah. He beat the record, though. Okay. Like, I guess if you're not going to beat the record, you can start juggling them. Yeah. And if you're going all in, then yeah, you want to create a record that nobody can beat. He's a millionaire from competitive eating. What does his stomach look like?

Like, is it just way bigger? I don't know, but we need to... You know how sometimes people donate their body to charity or science? Yes. We need to donate that and, like, put it up on. a plaque somewhere. For sure. That guy, I mean, think about the greats. Tiger Woods, Serena Williams, Michael Jordan, LeBron, Joey Chestnut, Tom Brady. Put him in there. He's in the category. Yeah, I had a thought about this. I don't even know why. Don't ask me. But like all those guys,

it's like, okay, yeah, you're like, they can be attractive, right? But if you're, are you, now that he's this, like, does he get girls because he's the champion? And like, are you attracted to a guy that can eat a bunch of hot dogs. You're attracted to a guy who's very successful. But he's successful eating hot dogs. And Bobby just said he's rich. He's rich. He's known. Okay.

Well, I mean, I'm not saying like, okay, fine, he has money, so okay, but. But he does have money. Right. Once, the one year he didn't win, his fiancee dumped him like a week before the eating competition. There's your answer. He didn't, well, that didn't answer any of her questions, actually. Well, no.

But now I know he had a fiancé and now I'm going to Google her. I'm just curious. Like, I didn't know how that, I, I just think most of these professions, athletes have these girls. I don't think we consider him as professional of an athlete. You just put him on the list. To all the greats. Michael. He's up there, man.

The only reason why I brought this up, I never thought, I don't even think I ever would have shared this thought, because it's a random one that I had when I was looking at him on the news one day. And I was like, huh, I wonder if girls are attracted to that. Yes. Some are. He's got notoriety. He's got wealth.

Some girls are attracted to that. Not all, but some are. Yeah, like Tom Brady are watching him, like, get ready, he's like lifting weights, throwing the football. Like, oh, that's hot. This guy, he's like, at the house, stuff in his face with hot dogs. But society has deemed what athletic events have more prestige. True. You know, we're a couple world events away from this

or bowling being the biggest sport ever. That's hot. I was trying to get Caitlin to watch this movie on Amazon with Chris Pratt. Yeah. What's it called? The Tomorrow War. I like this kind of stuff. I love time traveling. Like Loki, all but one episode. out now on a Disney Plus they put it out each week. I think Loki's fantastic.

And I didn't really get into the Loki character on the Avengers, but it's a really good series. You like Loki? I do like Loki. Yeah. And so the Tomorrow War with Chris Pratt review that for us. So it's basically like a part alien movie, part time travel, part war movie. But I think it's a little bit confusing.

It has a really cool premise. They're basically having to go into the future to prevent a war that's happening between aliens. Did you get confused? Will everybody get confused? I think everybody will get confused. Well, should we see it or should we skip it? I still think it's pretty entertaining, though,

especially if you're into alien in futuristic movies. I give it three out of five white spikes, so I'd say still see it. I'm into aliens, but I'm not really into sci-fi that much, or am I? You do like Chris Pratt, though, right? He's okay. Oh, you're not a big fan? I liked him in the Galaxy Defenders. What's called?

Carnes of the Galaxy. Yeah, I liked him in that one. I would say it's not his best movies, not his strongest. Well, speaking of movies, Top Gun Maverick has an official release stage. of November 19th of this year. Finally. Mike, they push the thing back a couple times, huh? Yeah.

But November 19th is coming out. Ted Lassow. Come on. July 23rd. Nice. On Apple TV, season two, which is pretty awesome. Yellowstone, they keep punting the date.

Like, last I saw, it could be fall. What? Yeah. What do you know, Mike D? Yeah, they still haven't said an official date yet. Succession, season three, fall on HBO. Is that good? Yes.

It took a long time for me to get into it, almost the whole first season. Oh, that's not good. But no, it's good. He's slow. I don't know why. Don't call me. No, it took you. It is.

It's true. Caitlin watched it too, and she was like, I don't know what's wrong with y'all. Eddie, it's good. Take both of them on. Ozark season four. It's the final season. Mike, what do you know about this? They're splitting it up into two parts.

So the first should come out in the fall and the next in the spring. Up next year? Yep. Dang. So why don't they just do two more seasons then? They're just trying to. be dramatic with their season finale. The morning show on Apple TV is back September 17th.

You watch that. Black Widow this Friday. Yes. Scarlett Johansson. Mike, can you watch that on Disney Plus? Yeah, 30 bucks. You have to pay for it, but you can't watch it. Space Jam, Eddie. This is with LeBron. July 16th. That's coming right up. Next Friday.

And I think you can watch it on... HBO Max and it's free. Come on. Oh, it's free. If you pay for it. If you pay for it. Suicide Squad August 6th. Didn't we already have a Suicide Squad movie? Yeah, but it's another one. But they're still calling it Suicide Squad. Because I saw a preview. Is it Will Smith in it again?

No, not Will Smith. Who's in this one? It's a bunch of different people. Like John Cena's in it now. Why do they have the same movie? The same name. The first one was called Suicide Squad. This is the Suicide Squad.

Are you serious? I'm serious. Well, that's like Fast and Furious, guys. Like, I try to go back and watch some of the older ones or whatever, and it's confusing because they don't do one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. They're all different names. No, but F9 is, or what is it? Some are called Fast, some are called Furious.

Boom. Boom. Yeah, it's confusing. But they're all, they're numbered, though, right? Yeah. Okay. But are they numbered? No, like, the first two or three are not numbered.

Yeah, two of, like, three is just Tokyo Drift. Oh. So I was like, I don't even know where to start. I don't look at dates. Really? Yeah. Not very easy. They shouldn't dumb it up for us.

Just one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. I agree. By the way, it's the dumbest movie ever seen. It is not. It's not that dumb. Maybe the worst movie I've ever seen. Wow. Because they changed, the title was like an old thing they used, so they didn't want to license it

over and over again, so they just made up titles. No idea what you just said there, but I'm sure you can listen on Mike's podcast, movie Mike's movie podcast, and hear all about movies. Right, Mike? Yep. All right. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie.

Tell me something good. The Idaho Falls Fire Department is recognizing a new hero in town, and it's a three-year-old little girl. Her mom, I guess, had a pre-existing heart condition, and she needed help one day, and so the little girl realized that she was struggling, she needed help, so she called. calls 911. Three years old calls 911. Gets the EMS there in time to help mom. And they're like, this is unbelievable.

We've never seen a three, someone that young dial 911. And they're encouraging, look, if the three year old can do it, guys, let's get our kids involved in this. And they can learn how dial 911 do they need to. I talk to me about a three year old. Because I don't, I don't have kids, right? Not yet. Not yet anyway. So I know at five, I was with it.

Uh-huh. Maybe at four, but is that really crazy to a three-year-old call 911? So I have a two-year-old and he's walking. You can barely understand he wants beer. That means pizza. No, no, no, no. He wants pizza. Red pool.

He's ready to go to the pool. Red Bull. Eddie's kid wants Red Bull and beer and red bull. But it means I'm ready to go to the pool and I want pizza. So, I mean, one year after that, I mean, okay, she knows how to speak a little bit. She's walking all right. She's not falling. But to dial 911, it's pretty impressive.

Eddie's like, my kid wants marijuana? Well, that means a bottle. That means I want to. Yeah, so there you. That's a good story. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Call us if you want.

We'd love to talk to you. 877-77 Bobby. Let's go over and catch you up on the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. You ever think about Joe Exotic? No. Never.

I associate Tiger King with the pandemic so much. much. Yeah. Like early, not even peak pandemic. Like, preliminary pandemic. Yeah, like when we thought we were just going to be in our houses for a few weeks. Yeah. We're going to finish Tiger King be right back out in normal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Making Easter plans, I was. Yeah. When I think of Tiger King, my gut goes, ugh, because I just didn't know not so much about Tiger King, but what was going to happen with our life for the next few months. Exactly. But Joe Exotic has launched a contest called Bachelor King to find his next husband. Men over 18 can apply online.

Three winners will be chosen to receive a romantic and film for TV get away with Joe Exotic. Film for TV. The catch? He's still in prison. Oh, so when does he get out? You just hold off the party until he's out? So his lawyer thinks he'll get out by the end of the year,

but they also thought that Trump was going to give them a pardon. Remember they had a limo outside the jail? Yes. That was sad. And they were so, was it though? There was no reason he thought he was. getting out. Right. His attorney feels positive. He'll be released by the end of the year. So Joe is wasting no time finding his next husband. And it's like, oh, all you have to be is

18 or older. Oh yeah, that's creepy. I didn't think about that part. Yeah. You know, yeah. Yeah, that's creepy. I was talking to somebody and I forget, because I try to stay on the upper edge of new shows that come out so I can talk about them and tell our listeners if they're good. I feel like that's one of our jobs. I was talking to somebody the day and they said, have you watched that documentary series on Netflix called Tiger King? And I was like, what? Here are we living in right now?

But you know what? Then I have to sometimes check myself to go, I'm a little ahead because my job puts me a little ahead. But they're a little behind, right? Yeah, that's definitely way behind. Like, do you think anyone just scrolling through now and sees Tiger King? It's like, well, I haven't heard of that. That looks interesting.

Maybe they just got Netflix. And that could be a thing too. Yeah. And they're checking out all the content. Like that would be something Arkansas Keith would say to me. Remain, you've seen that new Tiger King? It wasn't him who said it. But next story, a bank robber

accused of making off with thousands of dollars in cash did not make it far before a red dye pack thrown in to the bag exploded and it was captured on camera. On Monday, the alleged bank robber was caught. Police in Newark obtained video of the suspect crossing the street after stealing $2,300 from the Capitol 1 on Springfield Avenue, the alleged robber

entered the bank around 10 a.m. Saturday. Say, I need the cash. He said, I have a gun. Give me all the money. No one will get hurt. That was on the note. It exploded, but then they caught him later because his hands were still red. Oh. I would be in long sleeves and gloves every minute until I got that red off. Oh. I mean, I guess, yeah, but would you

think that if you're robbing a bank that they'd really have a die pack in there? Probably. Really? I would think they're already in the bags. They have certain bags. That's it. I would say, give me all your money. I want to see you dump the bag out before you put the money in there. Like out in my mind, I think I would pre-plan for the... I mean, there's just a lot to consider that sometimes robbers don't think about.

Also, if you rob a bank, which is a big federal crime, and you only get $2,300 out of it, you could almost knock over three gas stations for that. But then you'd have to go rob someone three times. But I'm telling you more than a bank, I think I would take my luck at three random... Here we are planning this out for somebody. I know. But I'm telling you, if I'm robbing a bank, I need to get $25,000 out of there.

Dang. Because that's a heist. Make it worth it. Yeah. Yeah, otherwise, I'm going to go to the Texaco. Hit a few of those. They probably give you the money. I don't care.

Next up. I get a U-hoo, and I get my $1,500 from the gas station. All right, Kenny Chesney. Yeah, true. You know what I was listening to on the radio yesterday was the Tim McGraw song, and I called Mama. Oh, yeah. Got my slim gym and a Coke.

Wait, what's the Yoohoo reference? I don't know what song that is. Is he talking about actual Yahoo that you drink? Oh, I thought it was just like his happy sound. You think he just yells yu? Like, y'ha. He's out on the yacht and he sees another yacht. Youhoo!

I don't know. Question is, has your dog got talent? A small fraction of pups are exceptionally gifted and can learn multiple toy names effortlessly with border of collies topping the list. I will say that I have Stanley who's a bulldog and Eller who's kind of a mix between like a hound and a what is she else what else is she? I don't know. I don't know.

A husky, yeah, that's it. And she's still so young that she's kind of developing her brain still. Although she's fixed. She's still got stitches in her. It's a whole thing with her right now. But Stanley's actually pretty smart for a bulldog. But they say that some of these dogs can learn 37 names. and identify 37 different things.

Like a border collie can identify 30, I can barely remember, 37 people. Yeah. For sure. Much like a border collie. It's impressive. Here you go. And it's two bare feet on the dashboard, young love and an old Ford, cheap shades and a tattoo, and a yoo-hoo bottle on the floorboard.

Oh. Okay. Well, there you go. That's it. There you go. Those are your big stories. Those were Bobby's big. Stories.

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He is a super, super cool dude. Very, very chill, very nice. Took pictures with everybody that asked. Yeah. I would think he'd be someone who embraced fame because he had to come up the hard way by eating 10 hot dogs a minute. Yeah. That's crazy. Would you recognize him?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, of course. I mean, he's been pretty famous. Distinct features. We laugh at him because he's a competitive eater. But think about that. He's famous as a competitive eater. He's famous as something that isn't known for being famous.

So, yeah, I think that would be super cool. He's probably easy to talk to right now. Maybe we could get him on. Scoobie. Can we get Joey Chesh? Test not on? Yeah, I'll get it going, yeah. Because I would think he would be doing interviews now.

This is the one time of the year where people are like, hey, talk to us, man. All right. Thank you for that call. I appreciate that, Kimmy. Yeah, no problem. It'd be interesting if people out there our listeners met other greats, like the greatest of all times. Ooh. Like, call us if you've met a goat.

Let's throw some goats out there, okay? And we'll just, we'll go down the line a few times. Okay, Morgan, hop in this too. Okay. I'll go first. If you ever met any of these people, call us. Tom Brady. George Strait.

I got to go Michael Jordan. Dolly Parton. Okay, there's four. Let's do another round of goats. Call us if you've ever met these goats. Tom Hanks. That's a good one. Garth Brooks.

Let's go LeBron James. Kobe Bryant. Good one. Jimmy Allen met Kobe. He talked about on the Bobbycast. Can you guys do one more round? Yeah, just one question, though. Did we already say Tom Brady?

Yes. I did. I led with it, actually. Oh, you led with it? That's why I thought you said, okay. Who do you have? Who do you have, Morgan? Anybody new? Are we out of goats? Ray, who would you put on the goat list? Well, you stole my Garth, you stole my LeBron.

We didn't steal it. Those are just the greatest. An Olympian is what I was trying to shoot for. Oh, Michael Phelps? Something like that. You can have Michael Phelps. Oh, good one. Okay. Michael Phelps. Go ahead. Simone Biles.

Now we're going Olympians. Well, he put it in my head. Greg Luganus. She is great when it comes. We have a great food competitor. Oprah. That's good. Oprah.

Okay. Barbara Walters. I just piggyback off of whatever it. That's true. Whoever I say him, he picks like their neighbor in the category. Go ahead. Gosh, I don't know. Justin Bieber?

Yeah. Is he a great? Put him as a goat. Sure. One more. Reese's where there's been. Okay, if you met any of those people, calling give us a story.

I met Reese. You're a goat meter. Yeah. That's what we want to hear from. From goat meters. That might be the dumbest segment we've ever done, but we will talk to people who have met the goats. We listed off a list of goats, greatest of all time,

from Garth to Tom Hanks to Tom Brady. And we said, if you ever met any of these goats, call us. We have a whole phone. Really? Everybody's lined up to talk about it. Oh, I'm interested to see what categories. And I wonder if they're nice or me. Well, I'll take the calls, Eddie.

You don't have to wonder any longer. All right, all right. Here we go. Kendra in Oklahoma. You are on first. How are you, Kendra? I'm good. How are you? Morning studio. Morning.

You're up. Tell us your story. Oh, well, I used to work at a pizza head outside of Tolst, Oklahoma, and we wait. Garth Brooks and Trish Yearwood would come in. I mean, not, like, super frequently, but pretty often. And they were just, like, the Swedish people ever, like, both of them. They're just so nice and down to earth. And then there was the one time we wanted. of us, me, my sister actually got caught, like, singing a song, a Tricia Yearwood song in front

of Tricia Yearwood and about, freaked out from embarrassment. So, but he was so nice about it. They're just the nicest people. I can co-sign that. They are lovely, lovely people, even outside of being country stars. You would just meet them and go, wow, they're just nice folks. And the fact they're both so famous, you're like, wow, they're extra nice folks, because they don't have to be that nice. But the question everybody's wanting to know is, how did they tip? Ooh. Great. Really good.

They were really good tippers, too. So, yeah. All right. Appreciate that call. Kendra, thank you. No problem. Thank you, guys. I'll do one more Garth call

because we have a few of these on, but I'll do one more. This is Ashley, who also lives in Oklahoma. Ashley, you're on the Bobby Bowen Show. Morning studio. Morning. I met Garth and Trisha at a funeral. Oh.

Wow. How does that go? But you weren't. seeing a song. So I worked with Garch's first cousin, and he passed away, and we all went to the funeral, and they showed up.

And how do you have that conversation? Do you go, hey, sorry for your loss, or is it like I'm big fan? I love rodeo. No. So I did approach it as super sorry for your loss. I didn't even say anything to him about, like, his singing or anything like that,

because that's super awkward. and I didn't want to bring, I don't know, there were people around that were like, oh, I love your concert and stuff, and I just thought that was kind of rude. Oh, that's weird. Yes, like that just makes me uncomfortable for sometimes how people can be so socially awkward.

Yeah, man. Well, good for you for handling it. I also met. I met another goat. Go ahead. Bobby Bones in Oklahoma City. Goat. Okay, now she's making fun of me.

Now she's making fun of me. This is one of those where you get one. And that's why she was saying under her breath. She's like, I'm going to get him. I'm going to get him. A goat of what? Yeah, exactly. A goat of what, Ashley?

Comedy. Okay. She's like just a goat. Wow. Yeah. Where did we meet in Oklahoma City? So it's actually kind of a funny story. We were at the Criterion, and my friend was with me, and they said,

if you want to meet Bobby after the show, you need to go outside. And so this big group of us went outside and you didn't come outside. And so we went back to the door and they wouldn't let us back in. And I think Eddie even like waved at us through the window and we were like, dude, let us in. Like we were told to come out here. And anyways, so we were walking to our car and you were getting in your car in the back and you came over and took a picture with us. I think Stanley was like an itty-bitty puppy. There's on dog patrol. Yeah, well, heck of a story. But I mean, is that like a thing, like where someone says?

I'm sure someone that works at the theater. Bobby's going to be out back and it's like a decoy? Yeah, no, I think they just want people to clear the lobby, like people that work in the theater. So they just say that? They have to clean up and shut down. Probably what they say with every performance. Yeah, so then people go wait. Oh, man.

I'm probably already home. All right. All right. All right. All right. Garrett in Arkansas is on. Garrett met one of the goats. Hey Garrett, go ahead.

Hey, Bobby. Hey, everybody. How's it going? Doing pretty good. What do you have for us? So I actually met Tom Hanks once. I was working at Copper Mountain Sea Resort in Colorado. And it took me two or three times coming to his table.

I was cleaning his table off. I was actually a bus boy that day. And it took me two or three times walking up to him before it finally dawned on me who he was. super down to earth. I mean, it is calm and easy to talk to as anybody. But there was a guy that was passed out drunk in the boot next to him. And him and the guy that he was with thought it would be funny

for Tom Ranks to go over there and sit down with him and take a selfie while he was past that. That's funny. That's funny. I appreciate that call, Garrett. Hope you have a great day, man. Hey, thank you. You guys, too.

All right, see you, bud. It's got to be weird I was thinking about Tom Hanks at a restaurant, Garth at a funeral. You know all eyes are on you all the time, especially like at the funeral. And it's got to be tough for Garth to go, well, if I go to this funeral, I'm going to take the attention off of other things at the funeral

because he's so famous. Like, that sucks. Well, Garth was at Ray's wedding. Garth and Trisha, but they quietly sat in the back. But there were also only 10 people at Ray's wedding. And we were wearing masks. And we all kind of knew Garth and Trisha anyway. honestly.

Right, Ray, they felt cool about that, right? Oh, yeah. It wasn't like there were 200 people there. Right. But, I mean, they still would have come. Like, COVID kind of downsized the wedding. It still, it would have been a lot bigger and he still would have gone. Was that a thing, Ray, where he didn't want to upstage you by showing up?

I mean, there was you there? I mean, there was a lot of people that could have been off the guard. Wow. I mean, seriously. But, yeah, no, I don't think he ever worried about that. He always hangs to the side or the back and he's good. Yeah. All right.

Hey, appreciate those calls. We have more on, but I'm going to play a song first. We get to more in a second. I do want to give you this story about the surrogate drama. Yes. You're going to go, oh my. Oh, my. Here's a voicemail we got from Andrea. Hey, Bobby. I was just calling to say I turned on Disney Plus with my little one to find something to watch. And I got so excited when I saw the preview at the top in the big header section for breaking Bobby Bones. I've been listening to you since you were in Austin for years,

and it just makes you so proud and excited. And, of course, my family laughed at me for getting so excited. But anyways, I love you guys. Keep doing what you're doing. Thank you for getting excited. Hey, score one for the little guy. I'm up in the header on Disney Plus. Yeah.

Breaking Bobby Bones is on Disney Plus. I mean, possibly one of the top two coolest TV moments for me. If you're new to this show, this whole getting on TV stuff is not something that's always happened to me. Like I've been grinding it out. I don't really have a skill. I just show up over and over again. And finally, got my own show. And so when this stuff's happening,

you couldn't just be listening to being like, another day. But for me, I'm like, I told Caitlin, I was like, holy crap, I cannot believe this. Like, look, I'm on the header on Disney Plus. Crazy. Somebody from Melan Pine, Arkansas on Disney Plus. And so that's up yesterday.

And I was like, man, this is really cool. What do you think the other cool-ish moment? Dancing with Stars. Oh, we didn't think about it. That is? Yeah, that is. I was like, how is that not it? That was a competition though.

It doesn't feel like it. But you're right. That was cool because no one expected that. That was just this team of listeners. Is it like recent stuff? Are you thinking like way back? No. Because I have a special moment from way back.

I was thinking about when Ryan got sick, Ryan Seacrest got sick, like seven minutes until American Idol started. They're like, we need you to host the show. No one's ever hosted that show other than Seacrest the whole time. Don't come in the first season. And I was like, what? I was doing my job. I was with Brent Young, doing about to end. interview him during the show as like a singing mentor and they were like yeah you got to go host can you

do it and i was like yeah sure let's go and i went and did it and it's awesome because i finished and i felt like like i did a pretty good job and i was like this big things every show is going to be calling me to host up i can get one call nobody call me it's just crickets i'd be like some you know how as a kid you look at you phone and go ring you point at it you wait for somebody to call and you be like come on ring like if your friend was going to call you ring i did that on my cell phone nobody ever called yeah we never did that ring where are the jobs What was yours, Amy? Oh, mine was just like your first national TV appearance because it was 2011.

And Kelly Rippa was having people come guest host because Regis was out. And you got selected to go up there. So we all went to New York. And we watched you do it. And your mom was so proud of you. And it was just like a cool moment. And that's when we were like, everything's changing for him. This is crazy.

And then it didn't. It was another instance of it. And I was like, my life's going to be so different. And I went home. And it was exactly. Yeah, so good times. But, I mean, that's all the way back to 2011. So, yeah, you've been trying to grind up that TV thing for a while.

I just don't have the look. You know, I really don't have the, anything TV-E, except to just keep trying. But dang it, I'm going to keep trying. Anyway, it's on Disney Plus, breaking Bobby Bones. The first eight episodes. Check it out if you'd like. The Bobby Bones Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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So we'll get to those in a second. Married couple, they were having trouble conceiving a kid, so they turned to a surrogate in 2016. There was an attempt at artificial insemination that failed. And the surrogate now says the father of the child conceived her to convince her to conceive naturally. Oh my gosh. Did she get paid extra for that?

The surrogate also claims the man said he would leave his wife and raise the baby with her if it worked. This just got complicated. No, you can't tangle that, Webb. It's tangled. It worked. Four years later, the couple still married, and the surrogate has now filed for joint custody of the kid.

The man claims the affair didn't happen until after the baby was born. And he and his wife said the surrogate asked for 100,000, bucks and visitation rights that they refused. The judge says there is no precedent for this case and has borrowed this surrogate from visitation until he rules on the case. This is like a mailbag. Yeah.

That's what it feels like to me like, what's your advice? Here's what I would say, writer. Hello, Bobby. I think if you can prove that he did it and you guys had that baby naturally, you didn't get part of that bait. No, I mean, I think that's legit. And the wife must have been in on that part because he's saying the affair didn't start until after the baby was born.

That means it was conceived in a very business-like manner. Well, if that's the case, the surrogate shouldn't have rights because that's a surrogate. Right. But I'm saying he's probably lying. I'm saying they probably did it because he's like, hey, what you do is naturally? We'll keep it on the low, low. And probably got her pregnant. Okay.

See, I saw it as. And if that's the case, that's her baby. Okay. But there's no way to tell, though. That's the problem, right? Is there not? I don't know. How? I don't know.

I would think the way to tell is that the wife knows. about the rendezvous to make the baby. Tell me more. If the wife didn't know. Because it's like it said they tried to do it, you know, artificially. But it wasn't. So I feel like they made a group decision of like,

hey, I'll let you go be with her for tonight to make a baby, but it'll still be our baby. But that wife could lie and say she knew. Here's what I would need if I'm the judge. I would say I need to see paperwork. that says you're going to do it with her and that's going to still count as natural

the surrogacy part of it. Otherwise, it's an affair where you had a baby and she gets to be the mom half the time. So if they do have paperwork that say you're going to do that naturally, but it's still a surrogate situation. If you have the paperwork, you're a surrogate. So then surrogate doesn't get anything.

The weird thing, though, is that it's still half hurt. I mean, most times... Yeah, but if she agreed to do that. I know, I know. Crazy. You would think they would have signed something. This is what I'm, as the judge, I get, my first thing I'm going to do is say,

show me paperwork. If there's documentation of her agreeing to be the surrogate and you're also going to do the noddy naturally, then that's the surrogate. If there's not, she's the mom. Oh, so just if it's a whoopsie, we forgot to draw paperwork. That's on them. You got to have that stuff buttoned, dialed, turned, every word I can use. Yeah, I guess for anybody else listening that's considering this scenario, make sure you have paperwork.

He just sounds like it's a sleazy dude. He wanted to have sex with a woman. Yeah. That's what it sounds like to me. a baby. Yeah, but sounds like you want to... It's crazy.

Why am I believing him? I feel like... I don't believe. See, that's the thing. I know guys and I don't believe him and you are believing him. Yeah, I'm kind of like,

man, they just really wanted a baby and this woman's like, okay, fine, I'll help you get a baby. The whole natural thing, though, comes off as creepy to me. Hey, listen. She ain't here. It's like Handmaid's Tale.

Okay, so there's that story. The other thing I would do as judge, I would say, bring the baby here. I'm going to cut this baby in. No, no. What? And I'm going to give you half and you half. And then whichever one spoke up first and went, no, they can have the baby.

Don't kill. I'll be like, that is your baby then. You keep the baby. I fell for that one time, right? Then I say cut the baby in half? Yeah. But I mean, we know it's her baby. For our listeners, that's from the Bible.

Yes. Don't hit me with some you're chopping babies up on the airwaves complaint. He's been the good book. Okay, let's go over and talk to Charlie in West Virginia, who is online too. Hey, Charlie, how are you, bud? Um, just fine, Bobby Bones. Good morning studio. Morning. Yeah, I was telling Abby that I picked up Dolly Park because I'm a limo driver.

And, um, he was in concert. She was in town for a concert. And I picked her up and I couldn't believe who was. I had such a big coach on her when I was young. How was she to you? Was she cool? Oh, very sweet, very sweet. Really down to earth, you know, and very nice, very nice and late. Yeah, I can co-sign that one too. She's fantastic all the time.

Every time all the time. And I've met her a bunch. She's just the best every time. Well, I appreciate that call. Thanks, Charlie, and thanks for listening. And love your show. Thank you. Bye-bye.

Let's go over to Lee in Wilmington, North Carolina. Hey, Lee, you've met a goat. Who is it? Yes, sir. Michael Jordan. Where did you meet him? Had lunch with him, actually. What was the circumstance there?

Well, I live in Wilmington here, and you know he's from Wilmington. My ex-father-in-law was a Methodist minister, a church here in town. Two members of his congregation went to college with Michael Jordan, and they stayed friends all this time. And when he'd come to town, he'd call them, see if they want to have lunch and play golf. He'd even send them tickets to the Bulls games and fly them up there. So they were pretty tight. And I was at my father-in-law's office, just talking to him one day in the church. guys came in and said, hey, Michael's going to be in town this weekend. You want to have lunch.

I happen to be standing there. He invited me. I said, okay. How was it? It was great. It was great. The man is just as nice as you'd imagine. I love to hear that. He's worth $1.6 billion. I'm assuming he got, I'm assuming he picked up the tab. Yeah. He did. Did you get an autograph from him or anything? Or did you play it cool? No, no, I played, I kept quiet because I was glad to meet the man, but my ex-father-in-law, he's probably the biggest fan other than Michael's parents himself here in town. So I let him take the glory, so to speak. It's tough whenever you're with someone that's super cool that you look up to or you're a big fan of and you have to play it cool or not. Because you're like, oh, I'd love to get a picture.

I'd love to say this certain thing. but if I do that it kills the vibe of me like hanging out with them as a peer you know? Yeah. I bet that's tough on Lee there to be sitting with Michael Jordan and not go Hey, sign my shoe. And he's like, well those are ruse. I don't care man, just sign my shoe.

All right, appreciate those calls. Thank you guys for being a part of the show. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. And for lunchbox, the next couple of days is producer Eddie. All right, our boy, Marcus, he's from North Carolina. He just needs a ride to the gas station. And he sees a news crew doing some stories with some cops around. He goes to the news van and guys, hey, reporters, can you guys give me a lift to the gas station?

They say, no, we're working. We can't do that. So he's like, all right, forget you guys. He jumps in the newsman, steals the car and takes off. Well, all the cops are like, did we just see what we saw with their own eyes? They follow the guys, the high speed chase for five minutes until he finally runs head on into another state trooper. He's in trouble. He's cuffed and stuff.

Is everybody okay from that wreck? Everyone miraculously is okay. Why is it your boy? He said our boy, Marcus. I had no idea how to introduce Marcus from North Carolina. He's a guy named Marcus. Also, as someone who worked in the news for a long time, is there anything cool in those vans or is it just a van?

The satellite truck's pretty cool because, I mean, you can link to any kind of satellite from there. It's got all sorts of technology in there. Now, the news truck, it's just a truck with a camera in it. There's nothing special about the news truck. The satellite truck, does it look like whenever the movies show you inside and there are all those screens in there? It does look like that?

Yes, it's pretty cool. Huh. And then Marcus, which one? Did he steal? The news truck or the satellite truck? No, it was just the regular news truck. And obviously you're going to know it because it got a big logo of like seven on your side. It's wrapped with all the news station stuff.

All right. There you go. That's your bonehead story of the day. I guess Big Brother's back on Ray Mundo? Yeah, it's back in full force. They're doing it the whole summer. I don't watch the show. I don't guess I've ever watched it.

I've only lived vicariously through Ray who's tried to get on the show many times. But you're irritated because they didn't put you on, but they put a guy on just like you? Well, he lives about 50 miles from me. He's from Tennessee. He's my exact same age. He's about everything demographically the exact same as me. So I think it was maybe a jab at me saying, hey, maybe next year, dog, but you're close. You're really close.

We picked a guy in Clarksville, though, not in Nashville. We went a little outside the city. So you think they put someone on the show just to mess with you. And set you up for next year. He's in our backyard. He's down the road. I probably pass him on the highway and he's on Big Brother right now. How come he just couldn't be better than you? He had the farmer angle. That's cool. I'll get a couple roosters and a cow and I'll be on it next year.

Well, I think that's the point you're missing. You don't want to do something someone else has already done. They always go for the rural person. I thought a Nashville person always in the know with country music would be cool on the show. I'm sure he has some really fun stories he'll tell though this summer. This summer watch for it, guys. Will you root for him? No. No, no, no, no. And what do you win if you win, Big Brother? I heard they increase the prize, so I got to check into that. Usually it's a half million, but I think there's more up for grabs this year.

When I was on the lot doing the talk, which, by the way, I'll be on today. Again? Yeah, today and tomorrow. We recorded two episodes while we were there. I know it's going to be on today. That's cool. I'm still here. I didn't go back out there, but I'll be on today on the talk.

They were shooting that Ray while we were out there. Did you see any of them? No, but they were like, yes. Did you see the Big Brother House? I did, yes. From the outside, but I didn't know what it was. I'm not that cool Is it a house or like a studio?

It's like a house but it's in a sound studio lot. Yeah. All right, well, do you do the subscription service where you watch them like on the feed? Now, no, I don't have the time. That was when I had an internship. I will watch the show a couple times see if the cast is good and then I'm out.

Don't forget, Breaking Bobby Bones is up on Disney Plus. You guys can go check it out. There are eight episodes. They did a whole, you know, they do photo dumps on Instagram. They did an episode dump on Disney Plus. Eight of the 16 are up there. All right, you guys, have a great day.

Amy, anything going on with you today? I have a hair appointment. Yeah. That's fun. What about you? I have a lot today, but I didn't sleep well last night. And I had some new energy drink this morning where I'm just off. This energy drink, like, slap me in the face and I got no sleep.

So I don't really know where I am right now. Okay. You're here with us. Thank you. Finishing the show. really want to be. You guys have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye everybody. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.

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