The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby's Stepdad Arkansas Keith Calls In + Lunch Walking: Lunchbox Tries To Use Fame For Free Meals + Bobby's Ancestry

Episode Date: October 12, 2017

Bobby's stepdad 'Arkansas Keith' calls the show, Lunch Walking: Lunchbox tries to trade fame for food and Bobby's ancestry kit Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good morning, studio. Good morning. You know, yesterday we were talking about when you follow someone on Instagram and you feel like you're their friend and I was like, I felt that way with Jaron from the Cadillac 3. And it was the Jaron on Instagram.

And so Amy's was... Karen Fairchild. Lunchbox's wife was somebody from The Bachelor. Carly. Yeah, but Eric's on, his professor of Texas Tech. Hey, Eric. Hey, how you doing? Hey, thanks for calling.

What do you want to say about this? So this is actually a real thing. Like, scientists do research on this. Being feeling like you're friends with someone in the media is called a parisocial relationship, and it affects people's behaviors. How so? How so? So I've done research with Dr. Phil, and people feel like they're friends with him,

and when they feel that way, they're actually more likely to go and get mental health treatment after they watch Dr. Phil. Because of what he recommends and what he talks. Yeah, because they feel like they're friends with him. They feel like they can trust him. They feel like they're kind of part of his life. Yeah, so this is a real thing that people do research on. Wow.

Well, thanks for the call. I appreciate that. Shout out Texas Tech. Shout out. Love it today. Yep. Appreciate that, Eric. Have a great day, man.

Appreciate the call. How about this? Here's Caitlin. Hey, Caitlin, who do you follow on Instagram where you're like, oh, I'm probably friends with them and they just don't know it? Oh, my gosh, Kelsey Valarini. That's just that obvious. Well, I can tell you she's actually pretty cool in person, so you're good there.

Okay. Yeah, so what is it about Kelsey that you like? Well, she's genuine, and she tells her story from being someone that just had a dream about doing something big and being kind of one of us, you know, and then eventually just making it huge. It's just really cool. That's awesome. Thank you for calling so early in the morning. Have a great day. You too.

Bye, Tommy. Bye. Let's do, Nicole in North Carolina. Hey, Nicole. Hey. On Instagram. Who do you follow? And you're like, oh, for sure, we'll give you best friends.

Miranda Lambert. Yeah. You guys feel like that's the bond? I feel like we're best friends and if we ever meet, we will be best friends. Yeah. I go to all of her concerts when she's near me. So, yeah, I love her. Don't lead with that, though.

Yeah. Don't lead with that. Yeah, be cool. Don't lead with, oh, I feel like we'd be best friends because I follow you. But just be best friends. You'd be best friends It happens organically, right guys? Yeah.

Like, that's how I got Eddie. I didn't tell him that I watched it in his window all the time, right? Yeah, and I was cool with it. It's cool with it. Hey, thank you for calling. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Her name's Lisa Sweeney.

She's a postal worker. Been working the same route in Staten Island for 13 years. She noticed that the mail was piled up in Marie Boyer's mailbox. Marie's 87 years old. She's like, hmm. Trash Kansas is on the curb. The mail is piled up. So she called 911.

It's like, hey, I'm not sure if this is an emergency, but it could be. So it turns out that the 87-year-old had fallen four days prior. She couldn't get up. She couldn't move. Had someone not came in and busted in the door, wow. She probably wouldn't be here today. Took her to the hospital, making a full recovery.

Wow, good observation and actually taking action. Because that would have been like, ooh, I don't want to bother her in 911. They're probably busy. But, yeah, right? Because she's been on that route for so long. Because, I mean, what in the world if, you know, she having me on vacation that week and a different posting was taking that route? He wouldn't know. He wouldn't know.

And even then, for her to make the call. That's awesome. Yeah. If you're always in doubt, just go ahead and go with it. Like, if it could help somebody. That's why I say. Yeah. I've never actually said that until right now.

I'm going to start saying that, though. I like it. Yeah, I see you, Lisa Sweeney. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. the Boy Scouts are now going to allow girls to join.

This is going to allow the girls to have a shot at Eagle Scout. In California, over 20,000 people had to flee their homes because of the wildfires. Firefighters are still trying to get control of the fires that have mostly been burning since Sunday. And finally, Hurricane Ophelia became the 10th Atlantic Hurricane of 2017 the season. It's heading away from the United States towards Europe. You ever heard of a coffee nap? It's where you drink. a coffee and then go to sleep real quick.

And then you get like 20 or 30 minutes in and then it kicks in, you wake up. Oh, I do that with my doll sometimes because it has caffeine in it. I'll have it by my nightstand, pop it in, set an alarm, wake up. Ooh, my doll nap. It's the best of both. You get sleep and then you get awake immediately. I've never thought of this. I don't like coffee, but I bet we could do this with everything, like a Red Bull nap,

a five-hour energy nap. It doesn't sound like it's the safest thing. So apparently, that's something called Living Apart Couples. Would you ever live, let's say, next door to your wife, lunchbox? Yeah, I'd try it. Just to see? Yeah, just to see what it's like, because it may be the best thing ever where you hang out and you're having so much fun, then you go your separate ways and you get your alone time.

Rest? Yes. If kids got involved, I think it would be different. A little different, yeah. But Lunchbox doesn't have kids. So you can try it. But you guys don't even have different bedrooms. Like, I think you should start there.

No, we just have, we have one bedroom. That's it. I mean, every once in a while, I'll sleep in the other room. Why? You know, things happen. Do you get in trouble? Whoa, no, not trouble. Do you ever get in trouble and then you have to go sleep on the couch or in the other room?

I wouldn't say I get in trouble, but whenever she gets mad and she storms upstairs. That's trouble. No, no. How come she could be, she could be in trouble with me? Nah. Are you choosing to sleep in the other room or is she making you? No, no, I choose. And then I'll be like, I'll just sleep in the other room.

She didn't want to talk to me. That's why I'm me. I'll go sleep over here. It's like me proving a point. Like if she goes to bed mad, okay, fine, you'll wake up and I won't be next to you. Oh, punishment. Wow.

Like, what would you do that, for example? Like, what kind of thing? Like, when are we going to fight? About? Last one. I don't even know. Okay. Probably like 16 and pregnant.

Yeah. She didn't record it. Oh, she didn't record it. The Bobby Bones show Ooh doggy Who wants positivity Huh? Me too

Who do you All right Time for tell me something good So There's a marathon runner in Portland Collapsed One of the cardiac arrest And somebody who was watching

When I was friends Was like oh crap Runs out in the middle of race Gives them CPR The ambulance runs out Throw him back to ambulance Boom gone It saves his life

Wow guy was just chilling like, go, Jimmy, go. Wait, what the, runs out there in the middle of everybody running by him, gives him CPR. Wow. Other people kept running by, though, was a weird thing. Maybe they didn't realize what was going on. Or maybe they were like, oh, that's already covered. Like how many people can actually help?

Maybe they were in the zone. Yeah. So that dude, the bystander was like, boom, chest compressions and save the dude's life. It was pretty awesome to see. Amy, you're up. This week, did you know that pedal it forward was going down? It's like, what's that mean? It's like pay it forward, but with flowers?

Oh, pedal, like a flower pedal. Yeah, peddle it forward. Some research was done at Texas A&M and Harvard University. Shout out alma mater. Well, Texas A&M. Oh, you go to Harvard? No, Harvard. I mean, Texas A&M, whoop.

But their research showed that when it comes to happiness, it's just as good to give flowers as it is to receive. So giving the flowers will improve your mood. And then just being around flowers in general or having them in your home, ups your mood like 76%. Pedal it forward. So give someone flowers this week. So give someone flowers.

It'll make you feel good, too. Lunchbox. There was this guy in Minnesota. He helped find a girl that had been kidnapped about a month ago. So he got a $7,000 reward. And instead of keeping the $7,000, he gave it to the 15-year-old girl and said, this is starting your college fund. Woo! What up? He saved her. Then he donated to her future. That's what I'm talking about. Look at the guy. He just keeps going. Like, if we don't stop him, he keeps going. Like, that's a good story. But sometimes I mean I just back away And see how many sound effects I'll make

There he goes, yeah There you go, that's positivity Yeah The Bobby Bones show I got a massage yesterday I used that app or they'll come to your house I guess about every two weeks I'll do it if I'm

If I have any downtime in my work I got canceled yesterday Because my coach had a baby And so I was like Well I still want to do something physically On the positive So I had this lady comes over It just crushes me right

It's good for me But I have this pimple on my neck And it's huge and she kept rubbing and I didn't, she was like, how's the pressure? And the pressure was fantastic except for on the pimple

and I didn't want to say the pressure's great except for on the pimple so I just let her beat the crap in my pimple. Look how red it is. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's like its own head.

It's like I've got two heads now. Yeah, I see that. And so it was an awesome massage except for the pimple that she massaged and now the thing's grown like a mountain. Oh no, it got irritated. She was like, how's the pressure? Great!

But I didn't want to be like, except on the pimple. That's called a champagne problem, my friend. Yeah, yeah. That'd be what a champagne problem is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny.

Did you see the gift that Cole Swindell got from Ellen? No, what? Why would Ellen get him a gift? Well, he performed on Ellen. I guess she gave him a gift basket, and inside was underwear. Also, it must just been the standard gift basket. I guess so, but he said a part that got caught on TV, they were walking away, and he was like, hey, thanks for the underwear.

And he's like, I guess that probably sounded a little weird, but it was a whole gift basket thing. And, yeah, there was underwear inside. We don't get anybody anything, do we, Ray? No. I guess they're lucky that you had a bottle of water. And that's lucky. We didn't have water around here. What else?

Happy fifth anniversary to Thomas Rett and his wife, Lauren. They've known each other since sixth grade. They dated on and off in high school. Then they sort of started dating other people, but Thomas couldn't get Lauren off his mind. eventually they got married and now they're celebrating five years together. Not so fun fact. They almost married other people. Oh, really?

Both of them. Oh. They got, ooh, well, I guess since they've known each other so long, I read they got engaged six months after they started dating. And they've got two daughters now, which is amazing. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. Lobby Bones show. Boney up the day.

This story comes up to us from Vero Beach, Florida. A 27-year-old man had a bet with his girlfriend over the Cowboys and Packers. game. Whoever lost had to go outside and burn their team's jersey. So the Cowboys lose, he goes out, lights his jersey on fire. He's like, you know what? I want to wear it one last time. Wait, while it's on fire? While it's on fire. So he throws the jersey on? Bet, man, I don't think it's going to end well here. And then what? He suffered second and third degree burns to his arms and chest. I mean, I'm sure there

was a little drinky drinking ball here. They told police, we might have had a little bit of alcohol in our system. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. It might be early in the morning right now. You know what I mean? Yeah.

It might be. Wow. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. If you remember, Amy got a note in her mailbox.

I said, hey, I'm a realtor. I want to buy your house. And Amy's like, is this a scam? So we talked. to a lot of listeners, talked to a lot of real estate agents. And they're like, no, it's really not a scam. Because what happens is people will find a neighborhood or a street or even a house specifically and go, I'd like to buy it.

So, that happened. Amy reached back out to the people that put the note in her box. Through my realtor. Yeah. I went through my realtor. Yeah. And it's completely legit. And they're legit.

They actually wanted to come look at the house yesterday. And I got the house already. I mean, it was totally. ready to go. And then they were like, oh, we got to move it to tomorrow, which would be today. So I'll, I mean, I think they're coming to look at it today. How crazy is that you didn't want to sell your house? No. I'm just curious. I mean, I'm pretty excited about just to see what they had the offer. But then also, I really don't want to move. And we just got the kids rooms like basically done.

It just would not make sense to move. However, if they come in with some crazy offer, I mean, we can't turn it down. And apparently they love the fact that we're building a garage because those are hard to come by in our neighborhood. Because your houses are packed so tightly on that street. Yeah, and we have alleys. Most people park on the street. And yeah, I've lived in that neighborhood for pretty much five years and we've always parked on the street. So this is like our first garage, like a big deal.

And so I really feel like they saw the construction. And that's what got us the deal. Well, you have all the leverage and all the negotiating power because you don't want to move. Heck no So that's I'm not looking to move So my garage is looking good And how weird the people are coming to your house

To look through it today When you have no interest in moving Oh I went out to the workers on the garage I was like Let's go faster Let's go faster Because it looks better The more they get done

Yeah Yeah Good luck That's crazy man Megan in Ohio Good morning Good morning Thanks for calling

What's going on? I was just wondering with Amy's adoption, her changing houses, and if she accepted the offer, they did make that would mess up her adoption. That's a great question, because domestically,

they tried to adopt, and they kept moving, and they kept resetting it. Well, yes. At the phase we're at, I don't really think so, but we would have to look into it because our home study is based on the home that we're in.

Yeah, so solid point. Solid point. But we're so far along now. I just feel like we're good. Again, I don't know, Amy. What? You need to show me. I need these kids need to be here.

Show you what? This isn't, like people on Facebook are convinced me this is a scam. Okay, you're telling me. I mean, no, I'm going to see. They're live in the flesh. You've met them. I know, and I know you're going to Haiti tomorrow after the show. And you're going to be there all weekend.

But I get on Facebook occasionally, and our listeners have convinced me that this is a four and a half year scam. No. They're just taking your money. It's not. Facebook is never wrong. No, it's, yeah. You guys, if y'all, I'm like beyond over it. I'm over it.

I'm stressed. My face, I don't really have, look at my face. You can't talk. It's beautiful. No, it's not. I have, in that a beautiful face? My entire face is broken out, and I don't know what to do. It's not getting better.

And yeah, it's, I assume it's just the stress of them not being here. I don't know. It's crazy. I really need them to be here. It's not a scam. Don't tell me it's a scam because I'm working so hard every single day to try to make this happen and I have an agency and lots of people involved that want to help. It's not a scam.

We're not all getting scammed. Who can I pay off? I don't want to do it that way. I would. Yeah. I don't even know if that would work, but I haven't even entertained the idea of that. Remember, I'm a sink. I can afford it.

Single income, no kids. Yeah. Just let me know. I will do that. Well, I appreciate it. And you've been so kind to offer me that illegal situation so many times. Many times. I'd be like, Amy, just wink once.

You don't even have to say it. Just wink once and I'll pull some strings. But I don't. I know, I know. I don't want to participate in something that really is a legit problem. I know. There's trafficking of children. I'm not going to play that game.

Okay. But if you decide that your kids, because you've checked out your kids and you know. Yes, they're true orphans. And they've been through the court, like their parents, their moms, both their moms have gone before the Haitian court and said, I relinquish my rights as a. parent, which, wow, I can't even imagine, but they are just not in a place where they can care for their kids. So they've lived in an orphanage for the last six years.

Blink twice. If what? I'm really trying not to blink so I don't confuse you. Oh, you know. Megan, thank you for the question. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Thank you. But have a good day. Man, it's a good. I didn't think about that. Well, here's the thing. Go ahead. Probably would just maybe not really talk about it to the people. Probably would. Good point. It's a really good point. I had not thought about that. that part, but I really do feel like we're far enough along.

You hadn't thought about moving and how that would affect your adoption when all you think about your adoption? Not at this phase. Yeah, I'm thinking about other things with my adoption. I'm sorry, but I feel like I don't think, I'd have to ask my agency. I think we're good at this stage. But if not, we'll pretend like I never moved, wink, wink, wink. Oh, but that's totally legal. I'll still get mail at that address, wink, wink, wink. You can't say wink, wink if you're winking. That's the role about winking.

I'll work a deal. Whoever buys the house, I'll be like, if our casework comes by, I might need to borrow it. Oh, my goodness. Amy has some pictures on standby just to put up real quick. All right, so anyway, just update all that. Amy got a note in her mailbox. I said, I want to buy your house. She thought it was a scam.

Turns out it's not a scam. Today people are coming to look at her house, which I think maybe they're casing it. But they're coming to look at her house and maybe they're going to make Amy a big offer. Amy's going to Haiti tomorrow after the show to see your kids. And so that's where we are.

That's the whole story right now. Yeah. It's like Game of Thrones. So many characters in here. Wow. That song is still in my head That's a song That man

No reader you were drinking In the cold The song that we were singing And that's a jam That is good Again it sneaks up on you That one And you know the one that plays on the radio

Is Because I was gonna be your forever You were gonna be my wife Like Because I was gonna be your forever Like I sing this all the time You're gonna be my wife We didn't know about life

between the greatest love story this town had ever seen like oh my elbows gonna hurt so bad for pat myself on the back about that song but about February of this year I went to my boss

and I was like how do we not play this February of this year I was like how do we not play this song I put Lanko that band in my top five like a class of

this year like January of 2017 Luke Combs was also and the rule is you couldn't have a hit ever Couldn't have a top 50 song. And so I put Luke Combs and Lanko in it. And the fact that this song is just now starting to be a hit, what's wrong with people? It's been a lot.

Our format is so slow at taking good things and making them great. It's just like this system. It's like politics. Our format's like politics. But some stuff goes really fast. Only if you're Luke or Blake or Al Dean, basically. So it's like if your name is Bush or Clinton or, you know, one of those. I got you.

It's our format and the music, it's really, really not good and not healthy, and it keeps great things. Whatever. Oh, it's always going to be your forever. We had these guys in seven months ago because I was like,

I'm just so disappointed this song's going to hit. All ten of them. Yes. They got out of their little clown car one at a time. So that's Lanco. They did slow hands from Nile Horan, which let me say this about One Direction.

They should have never been a band because they all put out better songs by themselves than they ever did together. This is Nile Horan. Yeah, I want your baby slow hands. That's the number one pop song, but Lanko covered it.

It's at bobbybones.com. But anyway, that Thomas Rett song, that song, dirt on my boots, still, heartache on the dance floor. Anything John Party. Oh, my God, that guy. so good that guy

look at him I put up a video of us playing at the Bluebird and it was me Dustin Lynch John Party and Nikita Carmen and the Bluebird

is like the riders play it's old it's in a strip mall but it's where it's like the holy grail of writing and writers

going to perform there and I put up a video of him just singing in the round like three feet for me it's almost 100,000 plays of people watching him

sing heartache on the dance floor acoustically if you haven't seen it. And we're all singing background vocals. It's up at Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. Yeah, she'd be saying, hey, some old town song, I couldn't say the thing. So I sang along.

She was a heartache on the dance floor. Heartache on the dance floor. She's moving through my... I mean, a dude's so good, man. He's so good. Yeah, and he's so fun. I mean, he's just a nice dude, too. This guy goes and he robs a bank.

And before he went and robbed the bank, he googled, How do I rob a bank? Yeah. Oh, I thought he, because he was robbing a bank, he was going to Google, like, how much is a Ferrari? Even worse. Yeah. How do I rob a bank?

According to police, he approached the bank, Taylor. Taylor, implied that he had a gun, and then he fled off with the cash. And they went back and they checked his computer. And he Googled. How to rob a bank. There you go. What's your last Google searches? How do you do that?

What do you mean? Like, how do you figure out your last Google searches? Go to Google? Yeah, I did that. Okay. And then in the bar, you just, like, hit it like your tab, and it tells you the last things you've Googled. The last thing I just Googled is Google searches,

because I googled it because you told me to Google it. That's not right. What have you Googled lately? But show me how to do it. There's a little arrow that should be by the bar. Oh, okay. I got it. There we go.

Austin, Amazon headquarters in Austin. Bad Halloween jokes. Oh, for the morning, corner? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is fun. I get it now. What else you got? Okay, well, it only does that many.

Do you want to look at mine so I'm not lying? Well, yeah. You can look at mine. No, I mean, you can come hit my button. Oh, why wouldn't you? I believe you. Because if I see something I may hold off on saying. Yeah, yeah, go hit the button, Amy.

Okay. This could be fun. I don't know. Go ahead. So what do I do? Press down. go ahead let's see go ahead read them amy it's not working amy breaks everything amy spilled all over her laptop why is it not working amy just google i deleted history

smart bones smart good call hey you're god phone i got them smart guy bones maybe i got them smart guy bones maybe i know what you go no that's all a's all she typed him is letter a what are all the a okay amy amy get off my computer Now she typed in Bs. And it shows best... You googled that! No. Craxlist!

Go ahead. She typed in C and... Crixlist. Amy's out of control. Why'd you Google Craigslist, man? I didn't. What were you looking for? No.

Bobby, Craigslist is not safe place. I was trying to find a friend. Why are you doing that? Why are you going there? Whatever. Remember that app you was talking about... Yeah, did you clear researches? How'd that happen?

Never mind. I love one a bit. doesn't work out horribly. I don't know. The fact that you Google Craigslist is pretty funny. I never. Why would I Google Craigslist? I know it's called Craigslist.

Dot com. Yes. That's like Googling Amazon. Just go to Amazon. No. Yes. You looked it up. Amy, you typed in the letter C.

That's the most Google thing when people type in C on Google. No. Is that right? Yeah. Well, then I guess a lot of people are Googling it. Craigslist. Okay. You win.

CNN right after that. Oh, dang. I mean, I guess Amy is what we'd call. Lunchboxes, fake news story of the day. Amy got on my Google and lied. That was Fake news. Fake news this morning.

Okay. Here. There's my Google searches. You can read them. I have nothing to hide. Okay. Amy has my, and you can read, I don't care how many read.

They're all there. Okay. It does tell you a lot about someone when you look at their Google searches. So these are my last things I've Googled. and I'll explain why when I do it. Go ahead. Hot Yoga Plus.

I was looking for a schedule of when to do yoga on Sunday. Wildflowers, Miley Cyrus. The song, because I wanted to hear Dolly song on the album with Miley. Oh, okay. Because they sang a song on that record together. And so that's why.

Go ahead. Tim McGraw, Jim? Yeah, he's opening up gyms. I want to know when they were being open because I want to be ripped like Tim McGrath. Wow. But I was like, I wanted to see if that was happening. Go ahead.

Tom Petty? He died. And I was just looking at it. News. Air Jordan 1 Retro High O.G. 2013. Yeah, just Varsity. Just buying shoes. Yeah, don't worry about me buying shoes. Yeah, go ahead. Maddie and Tay record label. To see where they were now. Where are they now? A different label. Yeah. I don't remember. Wonder Woken movie. I think I met Wonder Woman movie.

Saw it. It was good. Chelsea Huska? Didn't know who that was. She kept tweeting me. That's Team Mom. Didn't know who it was. Come on. Now I do. Now I did. And so I googled her. That is so, what did you find out? Pretty interesting girl, huh? She's a teen mall. I didn't read anything about her. I just wanted what she was. Bill heard theater capacity?

Probably playing a show there. It's wondering how big theater was. The next episode album cover? Oh, Snoop Dogg. It's a Dr. Dre record. Okay, and then the next episode. Yeah. You want to listen to a little bit of that?

I don't. I'm good, though. Thank you. Those are my last Google searches. To the next episode. Does that give you any info about me personally? Yeah. Nothing I didn't know already.

Yeah. Tim or Grawl Jim. I didn't really know what that was about, but you're right here. is opening a gym. I thought you were like trying to figure out where he works out. Oh, that would be a kid be. There you could be. Hey, Mary in Austin, Texas. Hey. Hey. Hey, thanks for calling. What's going on? Oh, not a lot. I was just, I had watched your post on Instagram that had John Party on there at the Bluebird Cafe. And so I started following John Party's Instagram account. Well, immediately, they refollowed me, and it's a fake John

Party account. And this guy started texting me and asking me questions and stuff like that. So I was just texting back to figure out who he was. And if it was, you know, I knew it really wasn't John Party. And then when he said, I'd asked him about his upcoming show in Austin at Stub's barbecue and asked him if he had played in Austin before. And when he started saying things like, well, what kind of question is that? I looked to the future, not the past. I realized it really wasn't John Party and it was somebody that was, he created an account called John Party Picks with an extra S on the end. Yeah, because John Party is just John Pity.

Like, I put the right account up, but when you follow John Pardy, this person is, this fake account sees and then goes and follows you and starts texting you and then asking for money and it's really, people do it with my name too. So even me right now, I'm not even, hey, can have some money? It's a fake radio show. We turn it off by one number. It's not even me. No, I didn't give him a chance to ask for money or ask for my address or anything like that.

But when he started saying, tell me more about yourself and things like that, you know, it got really weird, really fast. Yeah, it's happened with a lot of artists or anyone that has like a blue check mark. Just look for the blue check mark on the pages. I'm glad you called to share that, though, because a lot of our listeners are experiencing that. Yeah, it was crazy. Well, thank you for the call. And thanks for checking out my Instagram. I appreciate that.

Sorry caused you a little trouble, but I appreciate you. Oh, I appreciate you. Thank you. Yeah, be careful. man, if anybody's asking you for stuff, the thing is, John probably asked for a little money. You wouldn't care. Like, hey, we'll get Snickers bar.

Yeah, it's good. John Party's got a good new song too. It's called She Ain't in It. It's good. About anything you want, long as she ain't in it. That would say I'm playing at the Bluebird. It's called She Ain't in it.

Long as she ain't in it. There's a rage room, and you can go and you can pay money. and you go into the room and you just break stuff. And so various packages include a variety of objects to obliterate. Glassware, household appliances. For 1399, you get five minutes with three small items, two medium items, and an instrument to break them with.

Oh, wow. 1399. They get smashed package, which is 30 bucks, 10 minutes with eight beer mugs, five shot glasses, and three martini glasses. For an extra fee, rage ground also offers. specialty items. They have all kinds of things from I mean, a bunch of glasses basically. Or pinata

made of famous people. They say that the Trump Penaata is the biggest thing people have been breaking though. Wow. But yeah, you can pay like 30 bucks. That does not sound appealing to me because I don't have that kind of rage in my heart. Yeah. Me, I like a room where I can go in and just, because my way is to just ignore and be quiet. So I want to walk into an ignore room where lots of people are talking to me and I just ignore them. I just sit there.

You're like, this feels good. And get it all out of my system. And they're like, Hey, Bobby, Bobby. Bobby, over here. And I just ignore them. I'm like, I don't hear anything. Bobby, why are you ignoring us? I hear nothing. That's the kind of room I want to go into. Like, lunchbox loves the rage room.

Oh, I'd love to go do that, but a pinata seems dumb. I want glass and breakables. It's a glass pinata. Oh. What? That's a different story. It's hanging and you bust it. Yeah.

Okay, now I'll do that. Yeah, yeah. I'll do that, no problem. Carly and St. Louis. Good morning to you. Good morning, Bobby. What up? Good morning, Amy.

Good morning. Good morning, Elby. Good morning, Eddie. Morning! Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm on the radio. So, I've met you guys before in St. Louis and Manchester, Walmart. But I just wanted to tell you something, and I know you don't like to ever hear anything good about yourself. But listen, like two and a half months ago, my fiance and I planned a trip to Vegas because we were going to get married.

We have a three-year-old little boy, but it was just going to be him and I. and when everything happened, I did not want to go. I mean, I didn't. And then I just follow you on everything, and you said you cannot let this fear, you know, overtake you, still have to go to concert, you're still performing. And so we went and we got married on Tuesday and we just got off the airplane and we're driving home right now.

Wow. And I just adore you. I adore all of you. Look at you. I do. First of all, congratulations. Man, I just, I can't get enough of you. All of you.

I love you all. I just want to come to Nashville and hug you guys for hours. Call her the week. I love that you guys all love dogs. I have to rescue dogs myself. I love dogs. They're my world. I mean, can we send her a little?

Hold on a minute. Like, you can send her a wedding gift. Yeah, the newlywit. A wedding gift? Oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, no, don't expect too much, but we'll send you something. Hold on a minute.

We'll get you something, Carl. Hey, I love you guys. Keep doing what you're doing. Camp and Joy. You guys rock my world, man. Thanks. Hey, congratulations. In all seriousness, congratulations on the wedding,

and I'm glad that you went through with it anyway. That's cool. And it was seriously you because I thought, you know what? Because I just, you guys are just such good people that I told my husband just right now. it's so hard to find genuinely good people in the world but I listen to you guys every day and it just gives me chills because I know you guys are honestly good people

well thank you I'll only disappoint you but thank you very much that's it well I'll tweet some of the time people go I'm so disappointed in you and I'm like why I'm not trying to I'm not trying to be I'm as flawed I'm more flawed than I'm the most flawed

of anyone in this room except probably Eddie or lunchbox That might be a little more flop than you. I'm just kidding. We're all, listen. Probably equal. I'm not trying to. Oh, okay.

Miss Pope. On average, we're all equal. I got a story coming up about a mom and a restaurant. And her kid had to go to the bathroom. And she was like, here, just pee on the bowl because they're going to wash it. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

No. I got that coming up. No. Coming up. Coming up. Coming up. Coming up. Coming up.

I got that story. on the way in just a few minutes. Hey. This dude's waiting for his tow truck because his car had been hit. He goes in the store, buys a powerball ticket won $100,000 bucks. Oh, take the car.

I'll buy myself a new one. How about that one? He's got a good fortune. Coming up. That's our tell me something good tease. And we always, off the ear. Coming up. Yeah, Amy Skinny, by the way, is

coming up. Oh, boy. 30 seconds. What is going on? That's what we do. People always wonder, what do you do off the air? Well, we do things like this.

Coming up. We make fun of our own imaging pieces. Bobby Bohn-Shall. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30-second skinny. So Taylor Swift announced yesterday that she's coming out with her own app called The Swift Life.

Can I say something about Taylor Swift that's not that positive? Oh, sure. So she's supposed to be mean Taylor now. Yeah. But she's doing all these nice things. Get with the program. Be one or the other. You can't be both.

Like, she's still being, like, excellent. And, like, sending flowers with people. Another Taylor died. She, like, gets on Periscope and, like, make comments about people when they're talking about her, like, randomly. I thought she was dead. Yeah. Like, I like good Taylor better, but let's pick a lane here. Like, what side are you on?

Are you John Cena? Yeah. We can't really decide. Anyway. We'll have to see how she interacts with people on The Swift Life. Yeah, stop being so great. I got a real problem with this, because I have my heart thought you were dead. I was on the evil Taylor.

All right. What else? Christina Applegate, she was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2008. She's cancer-free now, but she isn't taking any chances. She announced that two weeks ago she had her ovaries and her philopian tubes removed. Wow. I mean, that is like legit being proactive. Yeah, so also, if you have a history of breast cancer and they find that gene and you,

didn't Angelina Jolie do that? I think it's the same gene. And yes, Christina tested positive for it. So she's just trying to do whatever. she can to, you know, prevent, she's got a six-year-old daughter. She's like, I want to be here for her. Wow. So, that's a tough decision.

She's only 45 years old. Yeah. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. The old stepdad, Arkansas Keith, is on the phone. Hey, good morning.

Good. Hey, so I posted a picture on my Instagram of Arkansas Keith. Can we not fess a hunting? How many birds you kill? I kill five ringneck pheasants. Five what? Five ringnecked pheasants. Ringneck.

Yeah, that's what they call them. Fizzards. And you can see a picture on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. A lot of questions. First of all, people were asking in Arkansas, do you ever take people out hunting because they'd like to hire you? That's been a question. Oh, that's cool.

Well, you have to have a license to be a good. guide and, you know, I just go out with my buddies, so we, you know, I'm not really a guide, but, you know, I enjoy going out with people and going hunting, that's sure. But so the answer's no, you can't get, why don't you get your license and go guide people? That makes it work, you know? Oh, and you don't want to have to, like, turn hunting into work. Yeah, it's just, you know, it's recreation for me and sport and that kind of thing, so. So he's in Republic, Missouri right now, which is right side of Springfield.

And the reason we talked to him yesterday was he was, he was, at a restaurant bar in Missouri that's called what? The name of... It's spelled B-A... What is, it? It's called Bears, right? Yeah, Bears, B-A-I, right? Bears.

So he was there, and he just noticed that a sandwich called the Bobby Bone sandwich. And so he went back last night and ate it at Bears. How was it? It was great. I got to tell you, it's a pretty good sandwich. Yeah. And Big, too.

And Springfield, Missouri. Did they give it to you for free? They know that you were, like... They did not give it to you. for free. I actually paid. Ah. All right, all right. Does any, like in Republic, Missouri, is like talking to town, Arkansas Keith's in town?

That's absolutely right. My daughter said that her Facebook is all lit up, you know, that Bobby's stepdad is in town eating at a bar where he has to pay the sandwich, I guess. Oh, that's awesome. What's it like to be a celebrity now?

I'm just loving it. When do you head home? All the way back home, too. It's trickle way back home, people back home are texting and stuff, you know, so it's pretty cool. When are you heading back home? I'm leaving out today. I think I'm going to go down by the river, though, and check it out.

I may do some trout fishing next time I'm up here. The spring river is right over here, so. Oh, so you're going to go scout for next time you come up. Yeah, I'm going to take the long way home and do some goofing off, so I don't have to get back so quick, you know? All right. Oh, man. What?

That's a plan anyway. Like his attitude. Like, he's just got a good perspective on life. He's got to figure out. He does. He's like... He's over anyway, you know? I don't have to worry about getting back home to work,

so I'm going to take my time getting back. Yeah, he's so he's seasonal. So in the winter, the park closes, so he's not working at the park. So he just hunts for like three, four months. When do you go back to work? I'll go back in March, I believe. So what in the world do you do all this time?

You just hunt? Yeah, I do some other times, but mostly hunt fish. You know, when every... where we get to start in time and start time for the hunting season will be dwindling down and that's wall out time and then it'll be time to go back to work and that's just about what I do I guess there it is all right well I'm glad you got to enjoy the Bobby burger it was great man I'm telling you I will and plus all in the stouther that goes with it right

apparently I don't know no idea were you like oh my gosh I'm eating people back home in mountain pine man I'm telling about the Bobby burger and you know I'm taking and I'm telling them, and they're not showing them picture of the menu. It's big time, right? By the way, I'll say this about my hometown Mountain Pine Red Devils. We had to cancel the season last year because we didn't have enough players to finish the season. Last year they canceled the season.

Oh, the football season. That's right. Football season. Right now. In conference this year, I believe Mountain Pine is 4 and 0. Absolutely. Whoa, go Devils. Okay, that's cool.

Yeah, so have a loss of conference game. I was going to try to go. Yeah. The only one I go to was tomorrow. I can't get there tomorrow because it works of. But I'm in my heart. Yeah. Mountain Pine.

Go devils. Yep. The town's pretty pumped. I mean, the town's, because you've got to understand, the town's 700 people. So the town's pretty fired up, huh? It's very fired up. You should saw the last home again. When we fought in the Middle Springs, it was packed from devil fans and everything's going

good, man. So, you know, everybody's proud to have a football team. Just have a football team, so. How many people do you think? show up to the Mountain Pine games from Mountain Pine Side? Oh, that was probably 4,500 there. It was packed.

That's crazy. Because our whole town is 700 people. That's most of them. Yeah. That's a lot of people. Yeah, it was packed, you know. Remember Springs are so far away. They didn't bring very many people,

so, you know, we really outnumbered them. It was cool. How many people are on the Mountain Pine Football team this year, you know? I think they have 24 players. That's outstanding for us. Yeah, because last year they didn't have, they had nine at one point. Yeah, so where'd someone come from?

Like, where did they come from? Well, new coach, and we got some guys that moved in, you know, and the little borderline, and, you know, people moved in, and that's how it is. That's how it is. That's how it is. All right, hey, I'll let you get back to it. We'll talk to you soon. All right.

Take care. All right, see later. I'm going to start using that. What's that? That's how it is. Yeah, that means. That's how it is. That means stop talking about it.

Exactly. Like, don't ask me questions. That's just how it is. That's Arkansas, Keith. Mr. Bobby, Bones. The morning corny. Why didn't the little British boy's mother ever dress up for Halloween? Why didn't the little British boy's mother ever dress up for Halloween?

Because she's already a mummy. Is that what they call them? They say mummy. Mum. They're mum. Mum. Mum. Mommy.

That was the morning morning. All right. There's that. How you feel about that one? I liked it. Yeah? Yeah. All right.

Especially anytime you get to use an accent. Yeah. Pizza Hut is making their deliveries 15 degrees hotter because they've invented a new pizza box. Do you know that? Oh, really? Listen, some thin crust pizza hut. Like, that's old school for me. That's like when we got our money together in college.

That's who we would call a pizza hut, and the thinnest crush you could possibly get. 15 degrees hotter than ever before. The chain says a brand new delivery system will keep its pizzas piping hot in transit. Their pizzas will now be delivered in a pouch made of high-tech insulation and re-engineered pizza boxes. A Pizza Hut spokesman says more than anything else, consumers just want hot pizza. The company spent more than two years developing this technology. There you go.

That made the news. It's pretty cool. That's not even a commercial. I don't even know it's fake news, but I heard that they were making a Pizza Hut jacket, too. They are. It's warm. Yeah. What?

Yeah. I had the same material. I had the same material. Yeah. And also, Taco Bell is making a clothing line, like a legit clothing line. What? And Waterburger is making, like, necklaces. This is all great.

And it's, like, sold out. People wanted that. So there's that. And I'm going to get to this dine and dash thing in a second, too. And I got this mom who let her kid pee in the bowl. And it, which is weird. At a restaurant. Yeah, which is weird.

Yeah, which is, yeah, not normal. I just don't know what people are thinking. So that's coming up in a second. You said the kid that was left of the corn maze? This is incredible. So they went to a corn maze and they ended up finding them here. The staff of the corned maze went out and started announcing that a child had been found. He couldn't tell us his name.

He could say he was three years old was about him. They waited there for a while to see if anybody showed up for the child. And when nobody did, then our officer turned the child over to DCFS. Monson says investigators went to the boys home. He says multiple families live there with approximately 10 or more children. Police today praising the actions of the person who found the boy. Taking action, notifying our officers so that the child didn't spend the night with the temperatures we're having out in the middle of the car and maze with nobody aware of it. What?

Grab that kid. Yeah. So it wasn't an accident? They don't know. Like, I don't think they left them there. I think there were just a lot of kids and they probably weren't. as responsible as they should be. That's just me reading it.

They said that there was multiple groups and they went home and one person thought they had the kid, the other person thought the other person had the kid. Kevin! And mom went to bed and thought the other person had the kid. Home alone. That's what that whole movie is. One thinks he got the other one. But I bet it happens a lot where people leave their kids places.

And corn mazes overnight? No, not a three-year-old either. Not that young. I guess not overnight. You probably get home and you probably realize, man, where's Jimmy? Also, maybe a 12-year-old if they're prone to go to their friend's house or something. But not a three-year-old.

Oh, Lee, poor little guy. Three years old. Yeah. You have a four-year-old? Yeah, man, that's sad. This makes me really sad because, no, we've never leave him anywhere or trust anyone with him even. They go on field trips now and one of us has to go with him. Even now?

Even now. When does that stop? I'd say in a couple years. Because my nine-year-old, he does all stuff by himself now. Thankfully, just now. Yeah, but just no Facebook till he's 18, though. Yeah, yeah, big... Do you hear that?

No, what is that? That's a helicopter. That's you. It's a helicopter. It's a plane. It's helicopter, dad. Okay. Cute little joke there, Bones. On Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.

M.R. Bobby Bones. Again, we had Arkansas Keith on if you want to see him. Fadzel Honey yesterday. Send me a picture last night. Show all you guys. He's like, show him. Loved it. You can see it.

Eddie tweeted the Arkansas Keith's Spirit Animal. He is. Anyway, that's up Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. I was watching this clip of Chris Jansen and Keith Urban on Jansen's tour bus practicing. Sold by, you know, the Grundy County auction incident in parentheses. Yeah, yeah. And I said, hey, people, they don't want you to get inside. I do anything to be in a big and be at you back in the call.

And I've never seen anyone look so bad. Hey, girl, she's the one of the kind. I'm going once going to west. Some middle lady in the second rules, and each of the nine to ten, I know she got three red lips born. So that's them practicing, then this is them at the Opry, playing, if you guys haven't heard this yet. There you go.

My God's going to be able to make a bit all that. And I said, hey, pretty, won't you get inside? I do anything to make a hot on bad. I do you get in that beach making calls. There you go. That's Keith Urban and Chris Jansen. Practicing and then at the Aubrey. That's fun, huh?

So good. Both those guys are cool. more and more bars of restaurants I figured out how to stop the dine and dashers that's someone who eats and leaves without paying because what they do is that there are cameras and restaurants, security cameras. So they got a picture of the people that you put on Facebook

and go, anybody know these people? They dined and dash. Man. They always find them. Wow. Awesome. Back in the day it was impossible to catch a dine and dasher if you didn't grab them. And that was tough because you're going to grab somebody? But now bar and restaurant owners are saying listen, first of all, write the money off as a loss, we'll do that,

and we're posting Facebook pictures of them whenever they're coming in or going out or sitting. And everybody always knows who they are. That's great. Man, Dine and Dash is awesome. No, it's not awesome. It's against the law. How many times do you think you've done it in your life?

Oh, I can't even count that high. At least. I can't count that high. So what if someone came into me? Exactly. Okay, 25, 50. I mean, you think you've dined and dashed. Yes, in high school, I was a serial dine and dasher.

But that's stealing. I understood. But back then, I didn't think of it that way. I thought, man, I'm getting away with something awesome. But you still think it's cool. It's pretty thrilling. You're a... No, it's terrible.

Let's say your son, you have a son, and he goes and does it. Is he going to get grounded? Honestly. If he gets busted, yeah. If he doesn't, hey, man, you're not supposed to do that. What if he robs a bank that doesn't get busted? Oh, boy, I wouldn't want to do that. Why?

That's another level. That's another level. Robin a bank is a lot different than stealing a sandwich. But again, it's still breaking the law. Yeah. Like, you know what I think about when I go on vacation places? I'm like, man, I could die in a dash here and no one, whatever. I can never get caught.

That still pops in your head. Every time, because you're in the city where no one knows you. Well, Bobby now says, you know, with the internet and stuff. You're messed up, man. That doesn't ever cross your mind? Never. Actually, no. No.

So what we heard was, this is a rumor. So Mario Lopez would call restaurants Mario Lopez, A.C. Slater, the guy that does the talking stuff, like, hey, welcome to eat, or whatever the show he does, extra. And we don't even know it's true, but I thought it was so funny. They said, hey, we'll come have dinner there, but instead of paying for the bill, we'll just put it on Instagram, and that's the payment for the bill. We talked about that. Some people thought it was a great idea.

Some didn't. But we thought Lunchbox would try that, and a little lunchwalking. Lunchwalking. With lunchbox. I have to understand. How many help you? Yes, ma'am. today? I'm doing wonderful. I'm the world famous lunchbox and I'm part of a national radio show and I'm

really famous. And so I was wondering if I came in there for breakfast and I put a picture on Instagram. Will you give me my meal for free? Sure. Will you really? Sure. That's what I'm talking about. See, because when famous people tweet things out, then more people will come to your store. What day you coming? I'll probably come today. All right. Well, I'm here then. All right. Sounds good. Thank you. You're welcome. Bye-bye. Are you kidding me? That was that easy? That was easy. Wasn't it?

He goes, I'm world famous on a nationally syndicated show. He may be on to something. Can I help you? Hey, this is the world famous lunchbox with 165,000 followers on Twitter and Instagram. And I'm wondering if I come into IHop and get a breakfast and I put a picture on Instagram and Twitter, will you give it to me for free? That would be a call I'd have to ask my DM about. Well, I mean, you should make the call. You're going to have a celebrity in your reality.

restaurant, you should be like, oh my gosh, lunchbox, we'd love to have you and give you a free meal. I've had lots of them in here. They've never asked me that. But don't you think a celebrity like me should get a free meal? I would have to ask my GM. Oh, man, come on. You're breaking my heart. All I wanted was a free breakfast. Oh, okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

More of those coming now. A couple more more. Lunch walking. With lunchbox. He's calling restaurants saying, hey, if I post about you, can I get a free meal? He'll call it out. Yes, ma'am. This is Lunchbox, the one and only world famous nationwide.

Calling me. Hello? Call it about a free meal. I guess they hung up on me. She's not time for that. That must have been a busy day. Might not have been a good one so far. I hop on me,

Mary, this is Julie How may help you? I was going to come to your IHop and I was going to order some breakfast and I was going to put a picture on Twitter and Instagram and you give me the meal for free. Deal? I'm sorry, sir. I've had a very, very crazy day. I can't give you a free meal.

I don't, I'm sorry. There's coupons out there. Yeah, but I was, my name's Lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show. And like if I put it on Instagram, Twitter and Snapchat, that's like 320,000 people that see it. Free meal. Deal? Deal. Yes.

You come up here before 6 p.m. Woo-hoo! I'm on my way. Lunch walking! With lunchbox. Dang. Look at this, dude. Hello, Amanda, North Carolina. Hey, Bobby Bones. How are you? Really good. What would you like to say?

Well, I was calling about Lunchbox's Dining Dash thing he was talking about just a couple minutes ago. Yeah, he loves to go to the restaurants and, like, not pay and run out. And that's not a good. That's not a thing. The Bible says don't do that. Well, and servers say don't do that either, because we only make our money by how much we make off of our tips from the people who actually pay their meals. So he's making a lot of servers not have money to feed their kids or pay their light bills or, you know, at least tip your server. Rebuttal? Yeah, I know. I mean, I know the first time I did it. I still remember it. We were there a late night at a breakfast establishment

and the table next to us they left like a $3 tip. We're like, what a bunch of cheap skates. Then we ran out on the whole bill and we're like, man, I still remember that clearly. But I mean, you don't feel bad about not at least tipping. You should feel bad at all of it. You're stealing. Like Forrest and I, we talked

about it later. We're like, man, we feel bad. We should probably go back, but we never went back. Well, hey, listen. Like I said, it was bad, but... I'm glad you could call Amanda and make this a human thing. I appreciate you. Oh, I appreciate you. Oh, I appreciate you. I'll listen to go every day. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Let me run something by you. When I run, I get a sharp pain in my neck. Like on the side of it, between my shoulder and my neck, so like in that muscle right there. When I run, can you diagnose that? No, I don't, I think maybe you need to massage it out. I had a masseuse come over. Did you have her focus on that area? I did.

Or him. I don't want to assume it was a she. Oh, the she, and she dominated. And I use that app where it was like, you push it and they show up at your house with the table and stuff. This one was a little bit different because they were like, well, you please have your own linens available. Wait, what? I know.

So, again, champagne problems. So I order on the app and she'd come over and then my neck. When I run, I get like a weird odd cramp my neck. I think that. Hey, Webbmd that lunchbox. I got something here. Go ahead. And it says that it's bad form.

It's poor form while you're running. Now something you can try is shake it out with your arms and dropping your shoulders a little bit when you run. Or repair your form. Or just run a little better. Tighten up your abs. You want to see that? Is that for you?

No, no. While you run. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. A few days ago, Amy came in and said someone left a note in her mailbox. I said, hey, I'd like to buy your house. So she was like, is this real?

So thankfully, you, the awesome listeners exist and called and said, yes, it's real. But they could be targeting a neighborhood, putting them out of a street, or just a house. And so, I mean, got with her a realtor, contacted them, and they're coming over to her house today to look at her house. It's not even on the market. That's crazy. Cash money. Okay. Maybe.

Chris and Alexandria, Virginia. Hey, guys. Don't get too excited, Amy, because I had the same thing you got years ago, and I finally got tired of getting them. I thought, I'm going to call the number. So I called the number. They came out to look at my house, and they offered me, their policy was 25% below market value, and they set market value at basically $100,000 less than what the true market value of my house was, according to the appraisal I got afterwards. So they're going to come in lowball unless it's an actual realtor who has a client who's looking for a house. That's what it is. Oh, she thinks that's what it is, though, Chris. It's a realtor who's representing someone who wants to move into my area desperately, and we have basically exactly what they want. And he's the king of a country in Africa that needs to store his money in your savings account.

Yeah, I just have to wire the money and then he'll pay me back. Yeah. So we'll see tomorrow. I'm interested, but they're actually coming over to Amy's house. Me too. I'm so ready. Had it all clean yesterday because they were supposed to come yesterday, but then they had to cancel.

So I'm like, if they cancel again, I'd be like, hold up. Let me give you this story. At a restaurant, this mom and her, this is between two and three-year-old. He had to go to the bathroom. And so instead of going to the bathroom, which was full, she gave him a bowl from the table instead of just peeing the bowl because they're going to clean it anyway.

No. And so somebody posted a picture of it online. They took a picture of it? it? Yeah, of the kiddies. This is terrible. And the woman explained herself by saying the restaurant was going to clean the bowls anyway. It went viral. A local reporter visited the restaurant. The worker confirmed that it happened. I don't know. I don't even know what to think. Like, this is terrible. Is this just, is there absolutely any reason why this should happen? No. I'd rather just go outside, take him outside and be like, just find a bush. I'll wait right here.

Maybe there's other kids and the mom can't leave all the kids and she has no options. She's by herself and the kid's too young to go by himself, so give my bowl into the table. I mean... So you think it's okay, lunch? You said there's no other reason, but I'm trying to give you another angle, and I think I'm right. Wow. Can you imagine eating and some kid peeing? No.

No way! Had to go to the vet yesterday and get dog Xanax for my dog again because he's going to travel with us next weekend on the bus. And now he had a rough day yesterday. Like, health-wise? He's sick. But like 98% of the time, he's wonderful. Yesterday was a rough day. I wonder if it was just because it was after us chemo.

But still, he's traveling with us next weekend. We have a 16-hour bus ride. Oh, that's a long time. That's a really, really long time. Because we're going Nashville to Lubbock. Oh. Oh, that's a long way. It is.

And on a bus that doesn't go that fast. You haven't heard of these things called planes. I know, we have a whole band. Yeah, they can fly planes too. Yeah, it's cheaper to take a bus, right? If you have 13 of us. Yeah. Listen, if we ever come to your town, come, because we're bringing the whole circus.

I don't think people understand what happened. Like, this, not this weekend, but next weekend, we're going to Lubbock and to Tulsa. And the raging idiots, and we bring, and Jillian Jacqueline's going to play. And it's a whole thing. But if you ever get a chance, it's like when the circus rolls into town, man. But anyway, I had to go and get my dog's annex. And hopefully he could still go and take that 16-hour bus ride. But I think we're having to stop the bus so, like, pee?

Yeah, probably. We've never had to do that before. Nope. You're going to have to make sure not everybody gets off and uses at a time you're going to lose people. You're like, the dog only. The only thing is that Dan

Smires, from Dan and Chey, they take their dogs on the road with them all the time. And so I know dogs can go on buses. Yeah. Not a big deal? I see them on there. Okay. You're good.

And you put a little bed in there for him, right? It's a big bed that he sleeps with me because the box are too small for the dog to get in. And I sleep up high. Got it. can't get up there. He can barely get up in the bed now. He can't old man. He kicks so much when he sleeps now. I don't think he's running in his dreams. I think he's just like spasming. But, yeah, I'm going to take him out. Hopefully the theater lets him in next time. So is doggy Zanax the same thing

as human Zanis? No idea. But I was, when he would travel before, like thunderstorms, and I guess not so much traveling. More storms. I'd give it to him. But they were, I guess, but I was like, he's going to be on a bus. And they were, listen, he's, he's, he only has, they gave us six months for him to live two months ago. So, what's it going to hurt? Nothing. Yeah. Load him up. Wrap that Xanax up and some bacon and let's have a good time.

I thought maybe I was overtreating him at first and that's why he got sick yesterday, but he was just sick all day. I think the chemo is this third one. Don't they have like doggy cannabis? They don't. Are you sure? I don't know.

I don't think cannabis is cannabis. Yeah, I don't think Tennessee. I'm calling it cannabis, but I mean doggy marijuana. or there's like, I don't, I don't know. I don't even know what cannabis is. Weed. Oh, kind of. What's up?

You can tell how I'm into the drug culture we are. I was trying to use like a meta. I don't know the word. So yeah, people ask him on my dog. That's what's happening with him right now. He doesn't lose his hair though in chemo. People ask that. He usually feels great.

Hopefully he kind of bounces back today. But I'm going to take him. Again, if you want to come to the show in Lubbock or Tulsa, not this weekend, but next, Raging Idiots.com. It's our band. It's really a fun show, but I've never taken the dog out, and I'm not going to be away if he, like, isn't good. So we'll just take him and have vets on call everywhere. I love it. Oh, it's a good idea.

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to have a vet just go with this the whole time? Why not? Yeah, I know what you mean. That's what you mean? That's what's up. The Bobby Bones show. Bones.

Let me see this kit. Not a commercial. You want it? Yeah, I started talking about it yesterday. Not a commercial, not a commercial. This is called A 23 in Me And I told you had a friend And he found his brother on this

It was crazy That is crazy And so what you do I haven't even open this thing So you spit in it And you mail them your saliva In that tube In this tube

Yeah Okay So That looks like a lot of spit bones I know it does What is it What do you get back So you get a result back

With I mean all sorts of things You mentioned Like someone who found their brother Yeah Up to a thousand individual it'll search your DNA connection. So anyone who has the same DNA, you'll find them. But do they tell me like what country people are from?

So that's another one. They'll tell you exactly where you're, you come from. Like what part of the world do you come from? Dude, you could be like from Mexico. I told you. Probably China and Mexico. Yeah.

And we can find out that you and I are brothers. This is how it could all happen. So does it tell you like what diseases you're prone to? So that's up to you. I mean, it'll tell you who you have in your family. So you got to know who you have in your family. that has, like, say, diabetes or whatever.

And if you share that same DNA, you get a good chance you can have that too. Like, I'm pretty excited about this. Again, I am not getting paid one red cent from this. And if you're Neanderthal, you'll find that out too. What do you mean? What does that mean? Is that saying on the website? Yeah, it'll tell you what part of Neanderthal you are.

Like, and that's where you'll find out, like, stuff like if you have back hair, you're a Neanderthal. I'm not lying, it's true. Okay, I'll do it in a second. So, I'll do it. and then we'll see if anybody else wants to do it. We're going to watch you figuring out your life. Right before our eyes. Through some saliva.

Are you scared a little bit? Like to find out where you come from? No, because I can't change it and I know nothing about it. Okay. But what if you find, like, a couple siblings? What's the worst case scenario? Nothing? The answer's nothing.

Well, no, you can find out that you've got a lot of certain diseases. Got it. Everybody had cancer in my family. What have you related to a bunch of criminals? He is. It's already true. Oh, dang. What if one of them escaped from jail?

Happened. Oh, my God. What if you find out your real dad's not your real dad? I look too much like them and I don't know them, but I look too much like them. That would be a weird one. I know I was just trying to come over something. I've seen pictures and although I don't, yeah, I don't know them, I look just like them. Okay.

I wish. And then it'd be like, dang, your real dad's someone. Dr. Phil. Why have all people. Why Dr. Phil? I don't know. Hit free therapy.

I don't know. Okay, so I'm going to spit it. I'm going to spree therapy. A caller called him today talking about Dr. John. Like my real dad would be Papa John and get free pizza. There you go. I was just thinking about that collar earlier.

Yeah. No, Peyton is probably too. Oh, Tom Brady. Tom Brady. They're too young. It's okay. You can give me your dad. But that's what I'm saying.

You can find out if you're related to Tom Brady. It'll come back and tell you that. So I'm going to do this before we leave work today. I'm going to spit it. How long it takes to get back? Let me see. I mean, from my experience, about a month. What?

Yeah. Bobby, that's a lot of information to put together. On month. I need this back to date. Okay. Overnighted. Send the lab in. Send my results.

All right. I'll do it. Six to eight weeks, approximately. Man, that's a long time. They'd find a lot of relatives, huh? Yeah, oh, no. It's a lot of work to do this. A lot of my kinfolk out there, they're dragging down.

In the mountains. Hey. Dude, you're going to be from Mexico. It's going to be awesome. Yeah, I don't think there's anywhere. Me Amigo. You're like, That's why I like tacos so much.

All of a sudden, I realize, I'm like, I get it now. Yes, it makes sense. All right. It's going to be disgusting. I'm not going to do it on the air. I'm not watching you. But also, I'm going to spit in this tube. Here you go.

Lunchbox would like to apologize in advance. We apologize in advance. For something he's about to say? It's so he's sorry. Go ahead and say it. I'd like to apologize in advance, but this allowing girls into Boy Scouts is absolutely the dumbest thing that we've done in a society in a long time.

It is. It is so... Like, why can we not just enjoy something separate? Like, what is the point of putting girls in Boy Scouts? Let them have their Girl Scouts. Let the boys have Boy Scouts.

There's no need to mix them together. It is so ridiculous. And I mean, I know, oh, we want equality and treat everybody the same. Stop it. It's okay to have some things that are separate. It's called Boy Scouts. I mean, so,

that's why it's called Boy Scouts For Boys. It is so dumb. He apologized in advance. That was, we apologize in advance. What I'd like to say on the other side of this is that the Boy Scouts and the Girl Scouts

actually have different curriculum they teach. And if there are girls that want to learn things that the Boy Scouts do. Like become an Eagle Scout. And if there are boys that want to learn the... Like, I have no problem with that. Oh my gosh. Like if girls, inside of Girl Scouts,

They don't have the same kind of badges and they don't learn the same thing. The programs aren't the same. It'd be like going to a school that only taught literature and there's a school over here that teaches fine arts and you want to go be an actor. It's a different school. So it should just be called Scouts? I don't know what it's called, but I have no problem with girls. I have no problem with girls playing football when it's a guy sport. Okay.

Eventually, do you think that there won't be like in high school, there's the girls' basketball team and the boys' basketball team? Do you think way in the future, or maybe not any way, it'll just be like basketball team and it's mixed? No, that's what I was about to say. If we're going to be letting girls into the Boy Scouts, hey, Jason over there wants to play softball in the high school girls team. Let's let him play because they play differently. They throw it underhand when they pitch,

and that's what he prefers. Let's do it. It's a different set of skills. So we've got to let him play softball, not girls softball. We're just going to call it softball. Cool. And the girl can play baseball if she went over here. Right, I mean, might as well.

You get cut from the boys' basketball team. Why not then ages? Why not let, you know, 18-year-olds go playing a 7-year-old team? That's what I'm saying? Yeah, exactly. It's just all anarchy. Here's the thing about slippery slopes. That's why we go back to just Boy Scouts.

Do you feel like we're on a slippery slope, though? Like, honestly, because like things are just gravity. It's not a slippery slope. It's we're actually starting to realize that people are more equal than we've given them credit for, being by their sex, by their sex, by their, race by the, yes, I think we're finally starting to come to the conclusion that, you know what, we really aren't treating people equal in a lot of situations, and now we should, and we're seeing those opportunities to do that, yes.

Yeah, and I think that that's great. Do you think there's going to be mixed basketball teams? Not so much on the girls' side. Well, that's not fair. Physically, guys are bigger in basketball. Oh. Well, well, I can shoot. I do think girls can play in the guys team. No problem with that.

I mean, if a guy wants to plan a girls team, what? I mean, go ahead. You know, what do I care? Go play and look like a fool and dominate. Go ahead. Thank you, lunchbox, for your commentary, though. Appreciate that. You're welcome.

So, I mean, I lost sleepover that last night. Oh, no, no. Of all things. There's a lot of things happening right now to lose sleepover, and that's what it is. People that are hungry. Hi, how are you today? Good. Lunchbox irritate you?

Yes. I disagree with lunch. Yeah, me too. I have been a Cub Scout leader for four years now for my son. And when I was a teenager, I was involved in venturing, which is Boy Scouts, and it is co-ed high adventure. And I think it'd be better to bring it to the younger kids and let more girls get involved in outdoors and camping and everything and get them an interest in it because a lot of people say that Girl Scouts is too girly. Well, it's curriculum, is my point. Like, if you prefer one of the other, do one or the other.

Exactly. Yeah, I like that call. That's a good one. I call her the day. Hello. You can't award that. I can't. I can do whatever I want. What do you mean I can't award that? Michelle.

Hi. You're the caller of the day too before we even start. How about that? She must be agreeing with me. Put that you pipe and smoke it. Go ahead, Michelle. Hi. So I just wanted to say I've been an adult leader with the boys' cats for five years. I teach their summer camps.

I think this is great. The venturing program, as the last caller said, has been around for 20 years. There's also the C-Sacats, the Lithuanian Scouts, and the Latter-day Saints, all of which let women either lead or be a member of the Boy Scout. So this isn't new. The newest thing is that women can't obtain the Eagle Ring. And the Eagle Ring is important because it gives you a heads-up or a head-up, and getting a job, applying to college, or joining the military.

You actually get to join as an officer. Well, I don't think that should happen for girls. And so what if some boy wants to go join the Girl Scouts? We're going to just let him in? So they're not joining the Boy Scouts. They're still joining as a venture unit for right now. They're just allowed to earn an award that girls previously couldn't award or couldn't win because they weren't part of that organization.

He's rolling his eyes at you. I know you can't see that on the phone, but he's rolling his eyes at you. I appreciate the call. Thank you very much. Appreciate you. You know, I rolls don't really translate on the radio. Yeah, I know. I didn't want to interrupt her because she sounded so excited to be on the air radio,

but, I mean, her opinion's wrong, and that's cool. I saw it just being nice and respectful. Thank you for the call Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones Show I'll give you a word You have to sing in a song Oh yeah

Yeah Our champion's lunchbox, huh? Yeah He's gotten lucky Whoa And a lot of people Thought Amy got robbed yesterday But we'll try it again

I don't get to play right Because I got red flagged or something This time you can come in on this one of this one of it Oh He smokes the red card This is your one time You know They come be Bobby Clause for a reason

Yeah, yeah they do I'll give you a word You have to sing it I'm excited I get to play. Someone in a time there's a board game that's kind of like this too.

I don't know what it's called. Really? Yeah. Where it's like it's kind of the same thing. We should just get the board game. It makes it a lot easier than having to come up with words. Are you ready? Ready. Now, I'll give you the word.

You'll have five seconds and then I'll say go and you have to sing it. Okay. You have to sing a song with the word fire in it. You have five seconds. Think about it. Go. I fell into a burning ring of fire. Got it.

Down, down, down. Lunchbox. Yeah. The word is bottle. You have five seconds to sing something with the word bottle in it. Ready and go. There might be a little dust on the bottle. Correct.

Pretty good. Good. I'll let it pull you about what's inside. Eddie. Yeah, come on. The word is ride. Like you're riding a horse. All right.

Ready and go. It's all right. You're a magic carpet ride. Wow. You struggled it. Wow. How does that song go? Magic carpet ride?

Why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what. I'm sorry, you've been eliminated. Come on. Or I gave it to you. I was like, save a horse ride a cowboy when I said ride a horse. You did say that. Amy, you're still in there.

Are you ready? I'm ready. Your word is cry. I need you to sing a song with the word cry in it. And go. Don't cry for me. Argentina That's right

That's good That's so funny Lunchbox Are you ready Okay I'm ready Your word is shirt

Five seconds In my t-shirt You wake up That's it yeah My t-ser Grab there Good thing you stop you Yeah yeah yeah yeah

I get it to you I get it to you I get it to you It's video Amy ready Your word is Life You have five seconds

Go ahead What's this life for Creed Wow Kree! Lunchbox Your word is Make

M-A-E-M-A-E Make You have to sing a song Make Go ahead Make Amy is our winner Lunchbox

I would have been like I'll make love to you Yeah you want me to Yeah Or make a love Yeah I don't know. Oh, by the way, Amy, you're the winner there.

Wow. She's back with a vengeance. There it is. I don't know what to say. I wasn't even just to play today. I know. That game was so fun. I want to play that all the time.

I love that Avita one. That was good. Dude, she crushed the Madonna. Don't cry for me, Argentina. Amy's our winner today. Yeah. There she goes again. I get a whistle for myself.

Excuse me? I just whistled for myself. Oh, that was you? Yeah, did that not sound good? I'm not a very good whistle. That's terrible. That's terrible. Bat, bat, bat, bat.

All right, it's not quite the news, but it's Amy's pile. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A guy set a world record for putting on the most pairs of underwear in 30 seconds. Huh, let me think about this. Yeah, how fast could you do it? I'm assuming they've got to be tight to get more on, so. they're probably like whitey-tidy going over putting them on

I would assume he's putting them on top of each other right yeah yeah yeah pop in 13 different pairs 30 seconds 30 seconds hmm you'll try it 50 58 no 13 I just don't do oh 13 was the answer 13 that doesn't sound like a lot

30 seconds one after the other without taking any off in just 30 seconds bones you can do that easy oh you want to break the world record now all they do is pull up whitey tiny is easy 13 pairs

you have to stick your legs in the whole Sometimes when I'm just trying to put on one pair of underwear How else would you put your underwear? Just stare at it. Over your head? I imagine you getting on me. Okay, well, that's kind of a... That was anticlimatic.

All right, what else you got? Well, it's the world record. We could try it. Then lunchbox should try it. Tomorrow, he should try it. I don't want to see the guy in his underwear. I don't either. You know, it's not worth me to be that...

He can have a t-shirt. That guy can have that record. T-shirt and tidy-wise? Winnie the Poo is that one? No one. I go, Winnie the Poo if I'm only worn a t-shirt and nothing else. That's no underwear. If I'm going full poo, that's a t-shirt and no underwear.

Full poo. Oh, boy. If I'm walking around the house, straight pooing it, that's just shirt and nothing else. Oh, it's terrible. Yeah, what else got to Amy? Okay, well, have you heard of the binge clock? I have. Benchcloth.com?

Have you been to it? Have you been to it? Have you been to it? If you're ready for a binge, you can go to bingeclog.com. You can type in the show, and it'll tell you how many hours you need in your life to finish this. What's the last thing you binge? Because I binge that American Vandal And again, you shouldn't watch it

Because it's the most juvenile I started watching it Did you laugh out loud? I started watching it I LOLed and then after about 45 minutes I'm like I cannot believe I'm still watching this I know it's so stupid And like 19 year old boys will think it's hilarious

It's really funny We shouldn't watch it Yeah It's perverted It's about weaners Yeah And it's fake Yeah it's a spoof of making a murderer

Okay two shows that we all really liked Well at least I know Bobby for sure Everybody Walking Dead One of your favorite Bless you. That's a real-life sneeze. Yes, it was. Live radio.

That's why we win the CMA, things like that. Do you know how long it would take you to binge Walking Dead if you started right now? I don't know. I do. Okay, go. Two days, 14 out. No, four days. Oh, my God.

Sorry, that's breaking bad. Walking Dead. Next story, please. No. Oh, man, I'm doing that because it's four days and 16 hours if you want to binge watch. Thank you. Go ahead. I just hear numbers.

Go ahead. Okay. If your house is feeling close. This may sound morbid at first, but you need to do something called... If you're feeling cluttered, get rid of the people in it. You might need to try to take the approach called death cleaning. Okay, go ahead. And what you do with that in mind is you go through your home and you declutter and you clean everything out.

It's very practical. You're getting rid of junk that you don't want your family to have to deal with if maybe you die. Oh, wow. That's kind of... That is morbid. That's an interesting story, though. That's interesting way to go. But think of how much your family has to deal with if you've got all this stuff.

And if you go ahead and help them out, it's actually, it's thoughtful. Here's the thing. One, when I die, I don't care. We just sell all your stuff? Don't care what you do in my body. Don't care what you do with this stuff. Okay. So, but two, my rule is with clothes, because I donate a lot of clothes.

If I haven't put it on in the last month, unless it's something special occasioning, I get rid of it. Because I'm like, I'm not going to wear it. Even the winter stuff? No, no. Unless... Oh, okay. That stuff shifts. Gotcha. Yeah.

So, because now I'm doing... It's more coats and stuff. I'm shifting out. So if I haven't worn it, like, the last month, month and a half, don't get rid of it. Yeah, it's good. You don't need it. All right, what else? Yeah, you're death cleaning.

No, I'm just cleaning. He's just making room. Okay, I saved the best for last. All right. It has to be. Yeah. There's almost no way for it to be worse. So go ahead.

You don't like any of these? I've thought you done a great job. Thank you. I mean, I thought the underwear story was pretty weak. Well, I can't help that the world record is only 13 pairs of underwear. The binge one was pretty bad. Why? Mostly you just screwed up all the data.

Yeah. One piece of data. I got one piece. Sorry. What's the last story here? Well, y'all are going to hate it, but I love it. Hallmark is going to start hearing Christmas duties this month. I'm sorry, what? Let me even translate.

Hallmark, you did. Oh. This is the best story. I'm not going to tell you the facts of him. I am. Hey, use your tongue when you talk. You everything like that? I love Hallmark.

Guys, this is why I won the CMA. Just like you guys don't want it. Who doesn't love a good Hallmark Christmas movie? And let me tell you, they have 21 new holiday films in store for us. That means they've come out with new ones that we've never seen before because I know it's hard. They could come out with no new ones and I've never seen any of them. And in addition to old favorites, it all starts going down October 24th. Christmas is almost here.

Okay. On the Hallmark channel. Thank you very much That was a good story Thank you Your bigger wife All the women out there are like Yes

We all love You don't have to like Fight for it And I'm gonna go to bingeclock.com And I'm gonna see how long It takes me to put underwear on in 30 seconds And How long would it take me to binge that segment

To get out of the way There are these fake news stories all over the internet And lunchbox will bring them And he thinks there can always be Some shred of truth in them He's like I don't know about this one but they're fake and these are stories that we read out loud

so you know they're fake if you see your friend sharing it on Facebook Lunchboxes fake news story of the day I got sad news for all you selfie lovers out there the new iPhone will not have the selfie selfie feature

so if you like taking selfies they have done some research and in the last two years selfies have gone down by 20% so they felt like people weren't using so the iPhone will no longer have you able to flip the camera around to do the selfie. And all old iPhones, when you update your software, selfie thing gone. Oh, don't update your software. Yep, don't update your software because that was faith.

Wow. That's the kind of stuff people will start sharing and believing it will keep people from updating their system. And then hackers will find the weak spot and go in. to the un-upidated operations. No, and just steal your information. Oh, man. Yeah, thank you, lunchbox. Yep.

So get your selfies in before November. That was fake. My friends were calling me last night, at least two of them. They're like, you got to tell me. I was like, what? One of them hardcore. But you got to tell me. How's lunchbox gets people to wait on the radio?

Yeah. And I was like, you can watch the video. There's video up, and we don't hire actors on our show. Like, some shows do that. We don't do that. 0%. People think I'm an actor? No, people think the collars. The collars are absolutely real.

It's absolutely real collars. And we have a video of it, so people believe it at bobbybones.com. And there's a reason he doesn't go straight up and guess it straight. He can't guess it. If we were going to cheat. Go right for the number. We just go right for it and he just nail it. But it's within five pounds.

And he doesn't get it right every time. But yesterday he did go three for three. He missed. Yesterday was a good day. But one of my friends, like, you got to tell me. And I was like, what do you want to know? Watch the video. It's up, Bobby Bowens.com.

So there's that. Lunchbox has some fake news about Amy. He wants to do fake news about you. Okay. That was... He thinks you're fake news. Okay. News.

Yeah, I think Amy is fake news poser because... Well, fake news, I guess I'll call it. Yeah, yeah. It's because yesterday she comes in here wearing this cool Elton John shirt, like she's a big Elton John fan. Yeah. And there is no way... She just thought it was a cool shirt and she's trying to look all hip, hipster and cool.

I feel about that. Yeah. I have to be honest, I was waiting for y'all to say something to me. I just didn't have the energy. I didn't care. Yeah.

Oh, come on. We were all thinking it, though. Yeah. I do. I do, but yesterday I did. When I wore that Led Zeflin shirt, y'all could not let it go. I know because you know nothing about Led Zeppelin.

But Elton John. I do, and I was ready to, if y'all said anything, I was just going to be like, what? Hold me closer tiny dance. That's one song. Okay, I'll play a song. You get five songs. If you don't go five for five, you're a poser.

These are huge songs. It really was a cute vintage tea. I just liked it, but hit me because I'm a fan. Name the song. Biff, Fannie and the Jets. One down. She got it from that. Wow.

From the crowd. Dang. I think from the note. That's it. Damn. Damn. Ah. All right.

One down, Amy. Yeah. Hey, cute. Jay. Okay. Save you. I knew it. As soon as you know it.

Candle in the winds. Yes. Two down. Candle in the wind. Shout out. Princess die. Okay. Anna.

She can't. You don't shout her out. You can shout out. I shout out people at them. All right. Here we go. Jam. Oh.

She's fake feeling it right now. She doesn't know. She doesn't know if she's fake feeling. She closed her eyes. I can't lie. No more of your dog name. I do know this. I promise you.

Cool. Live up to your promise. Don't hear for the whole song here. All my pictures seem to fade to black and white. Is Amy a poser? Man. I've seen him live. Cool.

Okay, buzzer. Good story. I've seen Molly Hatchet Live and I probably couldn't name five songs Yeah That's pretty cool, man Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah

Oh, stop guessing words Yeah, I know them Go ahead I do just Go ahead Black of Mike No, Eddie Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

No, don't love to Oh! No, don't love the song Okay, nobody in this home did. Hey, but you're a fan. You got a cool shirt. You saw him live. Yeah.

He plays piano. Because in the other version, not this one, George Michael comes down and sings it. He sings that, and Elton comes down and sings it with him. Oh, really? Yeah. And I'm a joke with Mr. Rolton John. They kind of sing it together.

I'm a nerd. I'll give you one more. Okay, yeah. Hit me. Even though you've already lost. Mm. Good math. So she's officially fake news?

No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Amy is. That was fake news. That was fake news. That was Cute shirt

Cute shirt I like this shirt I'm gonna keep wearing You're going Are you sure this is Elton John Where's the piano? You know this song? This is not my

Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday No Saturday In the park Saturday No

That's Chicago Baby you went two from four That's not bad That's 50% Okay She packed my bags last night Free flight Like

Zero out 5 a. Stop it Go ahead That's all you get And I took a long day The night What's the name of that song

I needed one more keys Amy is totally fake news Rocket Man Rocket Man You went two for five Wow I knew that one though I miss the earth so much.

I miss my life. No, you can't sing. You're a poser. You're fake news. Fake news is eliminated. That was fake news. You're sure it says love over hate and you're being mean. Fake news.

He's not Hayden, though. Yeah. Come on. Okay, okay. Sing it all, Amy. You know all of it. I will. You know all of it, Amy.

Think it's going to be a little. long, long time to run me down to show me to be too fine. You think I am the man at all. Oh, no, no, no. Yes. Go ahead. Because I'm a rocket man. Keep going.

A rocky man. Here. Oh. You went two for five. Not. Fake news. Fake news. No, three to five at least.

F for fake news. The Bobby Bond show. You know what tomorrow is, right? What? Kid Rock Day. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My name is Kid Rock.

Tomorrow, kid rock in the studio. So, yeah, that'll be happening. We're going to get all hardcore up in here. What does that mean? I don't know. I feel like he rocks out. I don't know. What's going to happen?

We're not going political, first of all. Okay, somebody's wondering that. Oh, no, no. Like, that's not our thing. but yeah, Kid Rock will be in tomorrow. There ain't nothing like a Tennessee mountain top. Some straight shooting neighbors that don't ain't dry with a preacher man. That'd be cool.

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