The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Top 5 Hated Bands + Fun Fact Friday Faceoff: Eddie vs. Morgan2 + Justin Moore Performs His First Ever Hit!

Episode Date: April 23, 2021

Bobby gives his list of 5 artists that he thinks get the most undeserving hate. We weigh in on if it’s justified or not. Eddie and Morgan2 battle it out to see who has the 5 most fun facts of the week. Justin Moore drops in to talk about his new album and perform his first no. 1! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And they were like, can the kids date? They like each other. They're both adults. We spent a couple days talking about that, right? Yes. It's weird, but we're like, well, they're both adults. They didn't grow up together. What's wrong with it?

Well, here's the story that I thought was pretty interesting. a 20-something couple has been together for about five years. So you're talking about a couple that were together they met in 15, 16 years old. They've been dating all through high school and a little bit after they graduate of high school. Then they get engaged. Right, they've been together five years. They're in the 20s.

Good for them. COVID delayed the wedding. So they weren't able to get married. And then what happened is the girl's mom and the guy's dad met and they started dating. Oh. And then they eloped. All of them? Nope.

The mom and the dad. Before the kids got married? Now the bride's mom says the couple should cancel her wedding because it would be inappropriate to marry her stepbrother. No, that's not fair. That's still stepbrother and step sister now. So selfish. Because they beat them down the aisle. Right.

But it's almost the same story. Just flipped. Well, ish. Yeah. Ish. But now does anyone think the stepbrother and sister can't get married? They were going to get married first. They can get married.

Yeah, they were the first ones. But it's still a stepbrother marrying his step sister. I know. I know, but still, it's okay. It's weird, huh? Where do you find these stories? Hey, life comes at you fast. Hope you guys are starting off a great weekend.

It's Friday. We're pretty pumped about that. Let's open up the final mailbag of the week. You send an email and we read. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. All right. We got the tea here, boys, and girl. Yeah.

Thank you. Come on. You know what that means, Eddie? I mean, yeah, like something we're about to spill. Good, juicy stuff. Okay. Hello, Bobby Bones. I need advice. My friend's mom has recently been extremely flirty with me.

I know this. You're familiar with this. My mother-in-law. Today, she sent me a text and asked if I was interested in her. Wait, what? Stop it. She's an extremely attractive older woman and I'm a single guy. I am not very close to this friend.

We talk occasionally and hang out maybe once a month or so. Should I try to see where things goes from my friend's mom? She asked me to keep our text messages private and not to tell my friend, her son. I think she only wants to be physical. But I'm hesitant because I'm friends with her son. She's 49. I'm 31. Should I go for it or tell her no? signed a loyal listener.

This is easy. This is such an easy. This is the easiest mailbag we've ever had in our lives. I don't wait. I'm curious to see which way. Let's go ahead, bud. Go for it. Absolutely.

You're not that great of friends with this person. It's only physical, so it's not like you're trying to marry the woman. And okay, if you lose this friend that you talk to once a month, oh well, have fun. If she's an attractive, older female and you're a single dude and you want to have some fun, Let's go.

You've always thought about that when you were younger. You see a friend's hot mom. And now you have the opportunity. You hear about these things. You do it. It's like a movie. It's a movie. And this is actually happening in real life.

You have to seize the opportunity. Eddie? Yeah. Okay, look, I have the opposite approach. I would say don't do it, but only for one reason. I feel like this is the buddy pranking him or trying to bait him. Don't fall for the bait on this one. Because one of the odds, like lunchbox said,

You hear about this all the time, it's never, it never happens. What if it's not a prank? Right. Then you do it. Hey, that feels like you're saying not to do it. Lunchbox tried to high five, Eddie. Eddie goes, get out of here. But Eddie thinks big picture that the guy should go for it.

I just feel like, it's not worth the risk because you really don't know who's behind that text message. Okay, but Eddie, just assume that it is real. Yeah, why not? Okay. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Absolutely. Amy?

No way. No way. No, no, no, no, no. Sorry. Like, that's your friend's mom. And, I mean, yeah, I guess you're just to weigh how important this friendship is with you. But I guarantee you, the minute that friend finds out you've done anything physical with his mother, then you have lost that. They're not really that close to me.

That'd be gross. I find out somebody does that. Right? What do you think? Come on, bones. If it were a 19-year-old or 17-year-old with somebody. 40, I would say don't do it. It's a 31-year-old man.

He's an adult man. But hanging out once a month, that's, that, that, that, what I would way that's a friend. Is the friendship with the other buddy. Sounds like it's not that. If it's not, if it's not, if you're okay with it not being around and you're actually attracted

to her and you think maybe there could be something here, why not try? It's just two humans that might get along. But also, I guess if the mom was like, hey, yeah, we can talk to my son about it, see if he's cool, but instead she's like, no, we ain't talking to the son. She's like, don't tell anybody.

He'll just stop the chances. Then all of a sudden, what if they do work, what if they do have chemistry and they really love each other and they decide to get married? Then you're your friend's stepdad. Like the whole thing is like, what happens, baby? Comes at your fast. I'm sure that we have listeners where this has happened to them where their friend became their step parent.

Call in. I'm going to say go for it. Yeah. Oh my God. Go. Because he's 31. So, good. I'm so worried, though.

He's going to be like, all right, I'm in. And he's going to be like, it's me, you idiot. It's your friend. You can't believe you did this. And be like, yes, you can't, your mom's hot. And then you can be like, I can't believe you tried to trap me, you weirdo. That's what I would say. I say go for it.

31 year old, 49 year old. Not crazy. You're probably going to lose a friend out of this. If it's worth it, go for it. Ray. Ray smiles real big. He's how pumped I called on him. Yeah, you got.

to start with pictures. Wait, what? Experience over here. Oh, that way you make sure it's her. Well, and also if you're still interested. Because she's 49? Morgan. Oh, boy.

This is bad. I think as long as you're okay with losing that friend, you can go for it. I agree. You're probably going to lose a friend. That's okay. It's all right. It's worth the story? It's worth the story.

Like, just think about all the buddies you're going to be able to tell. Dude, I was hooking up with Jim's mom, dude. Like, that's so cool. Okay, yeah, and all your future friends are going to be like, oh, wow, friends really mean a lot to this guy. If my mom's even halfway decent, he might hook up with her. She floated with him too. She flirted with him first.

Yeah, exactly. And then she texted. I say don't deny a woman her rights. That's what I'm saying. What'd you say? Don't age discriminate. Don't deny a woman her rights. We vote, one, two, three, four.

Five to one. Do it. Go for it. Do it. Okay. Yeah. And keep us posted. Please. Amy, you're the one that says no?

Yes. But she's leaning, yes. No, I said, keep. Hey, let us know in like 10 years when this is you. Me? And you're the older woman. Yeah. And my kids' friends want to date me or I want to date?

And you're like, I'm the hot mom. I'm going to be like, no, you're just a mom. Okay. I have this nothing to do with the mom. I'm thinking of the friend. Okay. There you go. It's a good one, Bones.

I like where this went out. I'm a good mail bag. And now, too, I'm curious. how many of this got her son's friends has she texted this to you? Oh, that's a good question. You know? Dang.

But who cares? Still go for it. He has no friends. And that's why. Poor guy. His mom keeps stealing all his friends. That's the mail bag. Close it up.

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Tweedy. No. Its name is Larry, as in Larry. Bird. That's because the co-founder of Twitter, Biz Stone, grew up in Massachusetts and was a huge Boston Celtics fan. I did not know that. Also, a real underrated cartoon character is Tweety Bird. Oh, yeah. Always the victim. That dang, Sylvester the cat was always trying to get Tweety Bird. Morgan, did you know Tweety Bird? I mean, I think I might have watched him when I was like three, but... Can you picture Tweedy Bird in your head? Is he like a little duck?

What? Tweedy Bird. Tweedy Bird. You don't know Tweedy Bird at all I mean he looks yellow in my head Okay right but you think it's a duck Like I'm picturing a duck That's yellow Like a little chick No a little yellow flurry

Is in a cage Oh oh Did he have big eyes Yeah big head Yeah do you know Sylvester the cat Now I'm thinking of the pig Do you know Sylvester the cat I thought I thought I thought pretty fat

Oh yeah when you say that Yeah not by the name though We're getting old guys But also that didn't come out during our lifetime either Yeah no That was way before earlier But we watched that all the time. All right, let's go. Number four. So Leonardo da Vinci had such a love for animals. This is

cool. He would often buy animals that he saw caged up simply so he could set them free. Oh. I mean, I imagine it was a time where there was animals like walking down. There was just in a cage and be like, oh, you can buy this animal. And he'd be like, all right, I'll take it. I'll take that rhino. Narrator, three people were killed that day. Yes, that is a good. rhinos, but like other animals. Number three. Okay, so if you wanted to buy the parts in an iPhone back in 1991, all of these parts that make up an iPhone would have costed you $12 million.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Were those parts even invented yet? Yeah, and that's not even including the camera or the screen. And now the parts in an iPhone runs about $490. A VCR has cost $1,000. one of my friends had one. I couldn't believe it back in the day. He had a VCR. They paid about

a thousand bucks for that thing. Wow. Only one in town. I had one friend of the VCR, one friend of the swimming pool. And I never got to hang out with them and really use those because they weren't my real friends. They were just people I knew that I was kind of friends with. That's something too, like in the last Blockbuster documentary, they were talking about how they even came up the idea of renting out the VHS tapes because for people to actually own a VHS tape at a certain point in time was super expensive because the tape and then having it. You know, but then once people could have VCRs, it was like, oh, well, now we can just charge you like five bucks for a rental because there's no way people would be able to afford the VHS. Like, honey, I shrunk the kid.

You wanted it? 100 bucks. Yeah. But it had two movies on that one, though. Honey. Part two? Honey, I shrunk the kids, and I think Roger Rabbit. Or maybe like a shorter Roger Rabbit.

Oh, maybe that was later. All right. Next. Number two. So Shaquille O'Neal, he hit one three-pointer in his 21-year NBA career. I just thought at some point Maybe he had like more scores From that part of the court

More scores from that part? Sounds like an Abraham Lincoln address more than a More scores from that part of the court But his one three pointer came in the fourth Season of his career And his career ended with a one for 22 So he shot 22 3 pointers that were missed

Anyway you do the math for me Is that 1 in 22 Meaning he shot 22 He made one out of 22. There you go. Thank you for my sports expert. One for 22 means one in 22 attempts. One and 23 or one and 22 means one win, 22 losses.

Yes. And I take it that means because he was more of like a dunker. Yeah, he's a big guy in the middle. Number one. Okay. Have you ever thought about how when you wash money, it doesn't disintegrate? Because if you wash a piece of paper... I have never thought about that.

Me neither. And I don't really wash money. We accidentally. If it's in your In your pocket. Got it. Like, yeah. So if you pull, like say you had a piece of paper in your pocket, you pull out of the dryer and it's normally in a bunch of pieces and you can't even tell what it was.

Good point. But if you leave money in a pocket, it's all fine. But yet we call money paper. Okay. But what's the trick here? Come on. Why is it? I know I'm about to tell you.

Okay. The paper used to make money in the United States isn't really paper. It's 75% cotton and 25% cotton. and 25% linen. And boom, that's why money doesn't disintegrate in the washing machine. Then why doesn't it shrink and wrinkle? Because everything I have is cotton shrinks and all the linen stuff have wrinkles like crazy. It does wrinkle.

Think about it. All right. I did not know that. That's Fun fact Friday. Thank you. Fun fact Friday. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 30 seconds skinny.

Kit Moore released a new song called Good Life. Blake Shelton released a new song called Bible Verses. I just wanted to read like Bible verses and not the Bible versus me. Bobby Bones and The Raging Idiots have a new collaboration out today with John Party. The song is called Can't Say That in a Country Song. No, you can't say that in a country song. No, you can't say that in a country song. No, you can't think you're right.

And new albums out today, Justin Moore's album called Straight Out of the Country. Eric Church's second album as part of his three-part album project, this one is called Soul. Jameson Rogers' EP called In It for the Money. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.

Six years ago, Brian was training to being an iron man and he found out he got a hernia, So he goes in for surgery. And oh no, while they're doing surgery, they find cancer in his abdomen and his lungs all over his body. Like, uh-oh, got to start chemo. Well, he never gave up on his dream of being in the Iron Man World Championships in Hawaii. He even brought his own exercise equipment into the hospital when he's doing chemo. Six years later, the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society has picked him as a team in training.

And he's one of six athletes. They are sending to Hawaii in October. He's in remission. And he's going to be in the Iron Man. World Championships. That's just doing that race period, regardless of all the fight that he had to go through, like just by itself. Yes.

That is a, just so people know. Let me see if I remember here. The swim is like two and a half miles. The bike ride is 100 miles. And the run is a full marathon in one race. And imagine doing that without having to fight cancer. And this guy fought cancer and is now in remission is going to go do it. Yeah, six years later he's going to accomplish his dream and he's hoping to raise 100,000

for the leukemia and lymphoma society. There you go. That's a great story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. So basically this segment's a spinoff. You know how friends and they had Joey for a while? That failed. But we're going to do this. It's the fun fact Friday off. Today it is our champion. Producer Eddie. Yeah!

Versus our challenger today, Morgan number two. You're going down, Eddie. You each get five fun facts. The person with the most points wins. Hit that song. Fun fact Friday. All right. Up first our champion, Eddie, you have fact number five. Number five.

Guys, did you know, since we're all American here, the average American will eat around 35,000 cookies in their lifetime. That's a lot of cookies. All right, Morgan? Well, Bobby, you like to play basketball. Did you know that the U.S. Supreme Court has its own private basketball court, and it has a nickname? the highest court in the land.

Which one's more fun? I'm in. We have three judges. Me, Amy, and Lunchbox. Lunchbox, what you got? Basketball court. Yeah, Morgan number two. I'm going to go, Morgan, number two. One point, Morgan, number.

Eddie, yours kind of was awful. I guess you guys don't like cookies? No, but when people go, did you know that 74 million wings were consumed on a Tuesday last February? Are you serious? I don't know the day. I don't know what...

Is that crazy? Yeah. Who knows? Okay. Number four. All right, Morgan, you won. You're next. Okay.

Well, we like to communicate. by talking. Lobsters have bladders on either side of their heads, so the way they communicate with each other is by urinating on each other. Out of their heads? Yep. They pee out of their heads? Yes, that's the more fun fact.

You buried the headline. All right, lobsters pee when they talk. All right? That's pretty cool. Eddie? So what do these people, celebrities that you know, have in common? Jeff Bezos, Rachel McAdams, Fred Durst, Sharon Stone, Jay Leno, Seal, and Pink.

Bones, guess. Hmm. They were all members of creed. No. They all worked at McDonald's at one point in their life. Did you have Basil's working at McDonald's? Isn't that crazy? Wow.

You probably took an order. You probably gave Jeff Bezos your order and you didn't even know it. I don't know about that, but still. Okay, seal. Sharon Stone was working there. Dang. That is crazy. That's a good McDonald's commercial.

Thank you. Wow. Okay. Most fun, lobsters peeing out of their head or lunchbox? Lunchbox? Man, this is a tough one. That peeing out of the head made me laugh The McDonald's is cool

But I'm going peeing out the head Amy? Yeah, Morgan number two All right, I'm going to go Morgan number two as well Can you give me a sympathy vote there, Bung? Eddie, we're just, we're just not having fun with you. That's neat, but it's fun fact Friday. It's not neat fact Friday, all right.

All right, here we go. Number three. Morgan. Okay, we all use toothbrush and toothpaste. There's a name for the blob of toothpaste that sits on your toothbrush. You ready for it? Yeah.

It's called a nerdle. Okay, with that. Dramatically, okay. Women's supporting women. I never got it. The name is funny to me. Now I'm going to be able to say that to my kids.

Like, nerdle up your toothbrush. Well, now you're making it more fun when you've been your kid in it. Nerdle up. Eddie? All right.

So we've all eaten eggos, right? So, eggos were invented in 1953. They were called frazzles. Did you know that? That's a funny one. Right. Rosals.

Because they were Frozen waffles, so Frozzles, but that didn't stick because the taste testers were like, this tastes more like eggs. Weird, let's call it eggos. Mine still called a nerdl, by the way. No. Wait, a fraught. So what's the end of your fun fact? That it was called frasel, but they named after eggs.

Yeah. It was awful, but it was named after eggs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you call them eggos now because they taste more like eggs. If we're just going by fun, frazzle and a nerdle, I think I like frasel as a word. Listen, they both are pretty dumb. I'm going to go with Eddie because I just get a good. Yeah, thank you. I need a point.

Amy? I mean, I'm talking with Mark. You laughed really hard at that one. Lunchbugs. You know, Eddie, you need one for your confidence. Thanks, dude. All right, two to one. Thank you.

Go ahead. Number two. Eddie, your second fun fact. Guys, blue whales, they're humongous. But they are so big that a human, our size, can swim through their largest veins and arteries. We can swim through their veins? Can you imagine? Swimming through a blue whale's veins.

That's how big they are. my y'all to think about. Yeah, I know. And it's kind of fun, huh? That made me one of the most fun facts in a long time. Come on. We can literally swim in a vein? Yes, of a blue whale.

That's absolutely amazing. Thank you. Morgan. All right. Armadillos. You see one across your street? Don't try and shoot it because their shells are bulletproof. A Texas man found this out because he shot at an armadillo and it ricocheted off the armadillo and hit him back. Oh, my gosh.

Probably shot him with a BB good. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I like that one. Okay, that's good, though. I like that one. Amy. I mean, I guess I'll vote for Eddie once.

I mean, maybe we'll see what the last one is. Vote with your heart here. I vote with my heart. Okay, Morgan, overdo. You really want to shoot an armadillo? No, I didn't know. Shooting an armadillo is more fun to you than the bulletproof part than swimming in a wains, a whale's vein?

As someone who also delivers fun facts, the fun. fact is more so that the armadillo shell is bulletproof. Like I had no idea. Not that I want to shoot. Whales vein. Yeah, you can swim in it. Isn't the whale's throat so narrow? Maybe humans can't even get through the throat. That wasn't the fun fact?

I'm going Eddie Whalevane. Thank you. Lunchbox? It's not even close. It's the vein. I thought so, too. On the door. All right, we're going down to the final fun fact for the championship. Here we go. Number one. Oh, guys, you're going to love this.

The average fart travels at the speed of seven miles per hour. That's fast. That's fun. Come on. Morgan. That's not even fair. I feel like I just lost the guys.

Okay. High heels were actually made for men. When high heels first came into fashion in the 10th century, they were intended for men. And it wasn't even until the 18th century that women started wearing them. All right. Fun fact off. Amy.

Morgan. That's ridiculous. See, this is tough. This is tough. Eddie's a fun time. Lunchbox. Give it to Eddie. Yeah.

It was about a fart. Wait, that's Eddie's again? The fart travel seven miles an hour. Yeah. Did you know that, Amy? I did not. I also didn't know high heels were invented for men.

It comes down to my vote. Come on, bones, fart, right? Here's the thing, I don't care about high heels, but I don't care about that much about farts either. But think of it. What do you mind did I smile more at? I got to go, Eddie. He's two and no.

The fun back goes. Next week. He'll be facing Raimundo and Fun Fact on. Yeah! All right, play Eddie's song. Congratulations. There he is. How do you feel, Eddie?

I feel good. Oh, I feel so good. Oh. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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We're back March 2027 aboard the luxurious Celebrity Summit, departing from Tampa, Heading to beautiful destinations, Key West, Bimini, and Cozumel. Country superstar Riley Green will also be performing live on board, along with Chris Young, Lauren Elena, and Randy Houser. It's all brought to you by Signature Cruise Experiences, the Gold Standard and Charter Cruises since 2001. Open booking is live, and you can join us for more shows on board. Reserve any available state room online at top shelfcountrycruise.com,

or you can give the signature cruise experiences office a call at 888-381-4420. These spots are going fast. Book now, top shelf countrycruise. Or 8888-381-4420. All right, I got a voicemail last night. Here we go. Play this for me. Hey, Bobby. Hey, studio. I just wanted you to know I got your second book and decided to get it on Audible because I drive a lot. Super glad that you write your book on Audible. Great to hear from you and have the added little perks in there of it being read by you. Have a great day.

Thanks. My second book is called Fail Until You Don't. Amy is also on that. She came into the studio for a day. Remember that? Yeah, I put in some long hours recording my part. Actually, it took like less than five minutes.

And I thought it was going to take me longer, and it was at that recording that I learned that one part of the book that I thought I had written for or submitted got cut. Yeah, Amy was like, wait, where's the rest of while I wrote? I was like, well, no, you get the editing process. But yeah, it's up. It's up on an audible if you want to hear fail until you don't.

The Bible Bowl show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So TikTok put out the best way to make bacon, and I have never heard of this. And we like bacon in my household. Pretty much what you have to do is twist it before you put it in the oven. Like take each end and twist it to make it the shape of like a corkscrew. And then you put it in the oven at 375 for 30 to 35 minutes and enjoy.

And it's like this perfect combination of crispy and chewy. So you leave it. Leave it twisted. You put it on the tray. You corkscrew it, put it on the tray, pop it in the oven, and apparently it's the best bacon ever. It's called the bacon twist. Does it taste different? Why is it? I don't understand. Because I think where it twists, like in the inside of the twisty part, it stays chewy, and then the outside gets crispy. That's it. That's the key. Sometimes bacon can be too crispy. Sometimes too chewy. I agree. Well, they say, and you know, TikTok knows, they know best. All right, and?

So rap music and strong coffee make you a better driver. So basically this just gives us permission to make some coffee in the mornings when we're taking the kids in school or going to work and throw on some Tupac or something. My favorite TikToks are the videos where like a mom's driving to school. She's like me when I drive into the school line. And it's her playing Michael Bubla. You're just too good to be. Or like praise and worship music. And then as soon as she drops the kid off, she pulls her hair down and then it's like, do you.

Dear Mama. Those are funny. All right. And? And Lauren Elena is going to be in a movie. She put out there that she's been spending time in Canada filming. She can't say much about it. But it looks like she'll be hitting the big screen in some way, shape, or form,

whether that's like a movie that's in theater or maybe Lifetime or something like that. I would bet it's that. It's like hallmarky. That's what I would bet. Because Chuck Wicks just finished one of those two. They were looking for people. They reached out to me like, hey, can you come and do a. part in a movie. And? I can't go away. I can't leave this show for three, four weeks.

What? Oh. Can't you do it from there? Huh? Well, I don't know. I mean, figure it out. You have a chance to be in a Hallmark movie? It just wasn't worth it to me. I was shooting Breaking Bobby Bones. It doesn't pay much. Oh. I don't want to get away from this show. Who cares about the pay? You'll be a Hallmark movie. I don't know what her situation is. I'm just talking about mine. Yeah. Yes. So she's up there doing it. So just if you're an a Lord Elena fan, you have that to look really one of the more underrated artists. Oh, she's got a beautiful voice. Can sing. She's funny. Just all of it, right?

They just haven't quite found exactly what to do with her yet, but it's so talented. All right, Amy. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So it's not easy to find a kidney donor.

Oftentimes we see people like holding up signs like while people are driving. You know, my wife needs a kid. kidney or they use a billboard. Well, one girl who has stage four kidney disease and on dialysis, she's like, man, I really need to cast a bigger net. Like, where can I go to maybe find a donor? So she decided to use TikTok and she dressed up as a unicorn, put on a rainbow tutu and did like a little dance and plea online to find a donor. Now in Gulf Shores, Alabama, this woman named Sparky had just downloaded TikTok like a few days before. And then she came across Sammy's video.

And she said she just felt like, yeah, I think I can do this. I'm going to see if I'm a match. And here's Sammy and Sparky talking about it. I put on a ridiculous tutu and a unicorn wig that had like rainbow hair. And I started dancing around and telling people, hey, I need a kidney donor. I need O positive blood match. You know, call this number if you're interested. And that's the one that Sparky saw.

I knew that you can live with one kidney. And so I'm like, like, well, I can help. It just sounded right. It was just, oh, she needs a kidney. I can do this. It was just the right thing to do. That's crazy. Totally crazy. And she was brand new to TikTok. She's like, this app's crazy. Here I am now donating a kidney. That's a new app. You download it and you give way a kidney. That's a tough one. All right, that's a good story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Hope you guys check out Opry Live on Saturday night. It's a good one. It is Luke Combs and Nico Moon and George Thorogood. Wow. Who does B. B. B. B. Bha. Bha. So we show it on our Facebook page. You can go to the Bobby Bones Show Facebook page. It is Saturday night. Hope you guys watch it. It's also on Peacog Network.

You can find the Opry Channel up on the Peacog Network. And this is Opry Live. It's called Circle Network. It's called Opry Live on Saturday Night. I host it. Okay, let's go over to Amy and get in the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What do you call a can opener that's broken?

What do you call a can opener that's broken? Can't open her. Can't open her. That's pretty funny. That was the morning corny. A woman found a note in her backyard, threatening to poison her dog if that dog did not start barking so much. Weird. That's when you need a camera back there to see who it is.

There was a strange bone next to that note that she thinks either was poisoned. or was put there to show, hey, look, look what I can put in your backyard. Dang. I just saw a TV show where that was a way they were like trying to scare the neighbors by doing a poison bone. Weird. You saw that on a TV show? Yeah, some TV show called Get Out or something on Amazon Prime. And that was like one way.

Like a wheel or scripted? No, the scripted show. Oh. A pet owner found a horrifying note next to a quote, poison bone left for a puppy because puppy barks too much. Sherry 66 rushed her dog Jolene to the vet after discovering the strange bone in her backyard. She said, about 6 a.m. she went out with the dog, took her for a walk, and she came back, and the dog was like,

there's a bone there. She said, well, hold on. She didn't put the bone out there. And so she goes and sees the letter. I bet you that this bone wasn't poison, but the next one was going to be. Oh, just to kind of trick them a little bit. To just show, look, I can put this in your backyard. You'll have no idea.

That's crazy. The note exactly. It says this exactly. Your dog is to be poisoned. Too much barking. Sorry, but no choice. Your fault. The pup was forced to stay for the day in the animal hospital to be monitored. seven news said they had attended the scene We're investigating

They took the letter away for DNA testing They won't find out by the letter or the bone I feel I think that person's probably covered their tracks there But how creepy is that? That's very How do you get your dog to be quiet? Like that's tough

Like how do you get your dog to stop barking? Well with us we asked them nicely And they didn't listen We have a big yard So through the barking We got through it just being lucky But went out of an apartment And that was the issue

That was tough and people file complaints on us all the time when I have my old dog in Austin. The Friday morning conversation with Justin Moore. Hey, this straight out of the country album that just came out. Is this a playoff straight out of Compton, straight out of everything, or is it?

I mean, is it? No, you know, it's funny. Somebody asked me that, the buddy of mine asked me that the other day, and I hadn't even thought about that until he had asked me, but that's a good idea, but no, it didn't come from that. It was just the outer, O-U-T-A, where I was like, I wonder if this is what that is. But, okay, good to know. Justin's got a new record out today.

You guys check it out. Is it eight tracks? Is that what it is? It's eight new tracks. Yeah, nine total with, we didn't have much being an acoustic track as well as the full track that you guys have at radio. And just, you know, in this world, we're trying to just give folks different stuff, different content in so many different ways.

That song to me kind of lent itself to a more simple track. Not that the original is super involved, but I don't know, it just showcased the lyrics, and we thought, hey, this would be cool to do something a little different. Let's talk about live music for a second because you're back on the road, May 29th, it looks like Colorado Springs. Man, how excited are you to go to work again?

So excited. Man, obviously, it's, you know, there's been so many difficulties on so many people throughout this past 13, 14, 15 months, whatever it's been. And certainly, you know, a lot more serious things than not getting to go play live music. But that being said, you know, feel so blessed to have the opportunity to get back out there. And we don't really know in what capacity it's going to be. but in any capacity we're looking forward to it. And I think, you know, one of the lessons that I've learned out of many that I have learned throughout this whole thing

is not to take this for granted. You know, we all thought this was, you know, recession-proof, what we all get a chance to do, go up on stage and play live music, and certainly that's been proven otherwise. And so, you know, those long runs where we get a little crispy and go, golly, man, I just need to get home for a couple of days. And maybe we just ain't filling this show tonight or whatever.

There'll be a lot less of that, and we'll never take it for granted again, that's for sure. Justin Moore is on with us. He's got a new record out today called Straight Out of the Country. I was looking back at your history. Your first radio single came out in 2008, backed that thing up. It was co-written by Randy Hauser. Do you ever play that live, or have you just kind of stopped on that one? Yeah, that one's Hauser's fault. I like to blame that one on him. You know, we hadn't played that in a long time, Bobby. You know, that was the, I think that might have been the only single we hadn't gotten in the top 30 in our career. And so, you know, I think some people would remember it. And I think it kind of did its job. It kind of, it got us some attention early on in our career.

which everybody's trying to get and cut through the noise, so to speak. And I think it kind of opened people up to my personality. I don't take myself too serious, et cetera, but it just wasn't a huge radio hit. I think it went to 38 and went back down in a hurry. And so we hadn't played it in a while. And fortunately, thanks to you guys at Country Radio, you know, we're at the point where we have to cut hits out of the show,

which is just something that is just mind-blowing to me. And, you know, we signed our record deal 14 years ago. And the fact that we've continued this journey for this long is a huge blessing. And I guess if we had to throw something else in there, we could throw that one in there. But I don't know. We just haven't in a while. If someone holds up a sign that says, play back that thing up. Does your band know it?

You can just launch into it or you just ignore the sign? I don't know, man, to be honest with you. And when we played our first show, you know, after this long drought, I didn't know if we'd know a damn thing, to be quite honest. So I've been impressed that we've known anything, but that one would be a chore probably to remember. Your next song after that went number one. How different was it feeling when Smalltown USA hit?

Did it fly up the charts or did it also take a while? No, no. It took almost a year. I think at the time that it hit number one, it was a record at the time. It was broken a couple times after that for how long it took. And, you know, those are a lot of sleepless nights because back then, you know, it was a whole different ballgame.

If you have a couple of misses on singles in a row, you lost your record deal. Nowadays, you know, labels tend to stick with you even for a couple, two or three albums. But back then, you got a single or two, and if one of them didn't pop, it was over. And so I was thinking, well, if this one don't work, we're in major trouble.

And fortunately, for us it did. Like you said, it took a whole long time. But, you know, the fact that it rung the bell for us, regardless of how long it took, you know, set us on this path for sure. I see you have a guitar over there beside you Is that thing tuned up? Yeah, well it was when I tuned it while we go

Let's see, I'm just going to have Justin grab his guitar See, if you're ever in a shot with me and I see a guitar, I'm going to have you grab it If I were to go, like, do you still know Like a little bit of small town USA? Give me a little, just a little nugget of small town USA I know a little bit of it, yeah A lot of people called it prison And I was growing up

These are my roots and this is what I love Because everybody knows me and I know them And I believe that's the way we were supposed to live Wouldn't trade one single day Small Town, USA Give me a Saturday night, my baby by my side a little Hank Jr. and a six pack of light. No dirt road.

And I'll be just fine. Give me a Sunday morning ass full of grace. A simple life and I'll be okay here a small town. USA. Justin Moore. Hey, so Justin, if you're somewhere and there's a guitar, do people ever just like look at you and go like, come on, man. Come on, Justin, just grab that guitar and play it a couple.

Bad everybody but my why. She goes, do not grab that guitar. Because she knows I won't, she can't get it out of my hands. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get full. 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like SimplySafe. Hey, get ready. The top shelf country cruise is back for a second voyage. Country superstar Riley Green will be performing live on board, along with Chris Young, Lauren Elena, and Randy Hauser.

Plus catch performances by Jackson Dean and Travis Denning. It's the ultimate country music experience at sea. We set sail March 27 aboard the. the luxurious Celebrity Summit, departing from Tampa, and heading to beautiful destinations like Key West, Bimini, and Cosemel. Enjoy seven days of entertainment, plus games, contests, dancing, photo opportunities, and so much more. It's all brought to you by Signature Cruise Experiences, the Gold Standard, and Charter Cruises since 2001. You can now reserve any available state room and join us on board the Top Shelf Country Cruise. Whether you want to book online at Topshelfcountrycruise.com or give the Signature Cruise Experience's office a call at 888.

381, 4420, hurry, because the spots are filling up fast. Book now. Again, top shelfcountrycruise.com or 888-381-4420. The Friday morning conversation with Justin Moore. Jess, we were talking on the show recently about this dad and he had a wedding fund for his daughter and then she decided to elope. So he's just like, I'm going to spend the money on me and go have a vacation since you don't want the money for a wedding. Are you working on any sort of fun for your kids? You know, you have some girls. I got a whole bunch of kids.

So, yeah, we started all their college funds. You know, my oldest is 11 and my youngest is 3, so they all have college funds started. Wedding, I'll give you my experience. My wife's parents who paid for our wedding said, we'll either give you X amount of money to start off and you guys can, you know, just do some quick something, and then you'll be kind of set up for a little while at the time. We didn't have a pot to pee in, you know. And of course, we did this whole huge wedding, and right after the wedding, we go, man, boy, it'd be nice to have $20,000 to our name when we have $200 now or whatever the amount was. So think about that.

that long and hard if that's an offer but I've never heard of the dad of the bride saying you I'll either pay for this or give you this or I'm using it that's a that's a new one well good to see you I hope everybody checks it out straight out of the country from Justin Moore you know it's going to be good if you love country music that's your guy Justin good to talk to you and hopefully I'll see in real life real soon likewise buddy whoopi the easy trivia tiara has been ordered it will go to the first person to five wins. Right now, Eddie's got two wins.

Morgan number two wins. Amy and Lunchbox is one win each. Yeah. Let's play. Easy trivia. These are all elementary level questions. They get a little harder as we go. Play along in your car.

See how good you do. Don't forget the sound. You're trying to avoid. Is this right here? You've been boned. If I got to push you out, that's me boning you. You got to go. Come on.

You got to go. First round, nobody goes home. Amy, you're up first. Who is the current U.S. President? Joe Biden. That is correct. Lunchbox, where's the White House located? Washington, D.C.

That's correct. Eddie, what day is Independence Day? That is July 4th. Nice. And Morgan, what president was known for his beard and top hat? Oh, uh, uh, Thomas Jefferson. What? She can't go home, though.

She can't go home, though. Wait, no. How many wins do she have? It's Abraham Lincoln. She American? That's what I meant. That's what I meant. Check her ID.

Okay, you don't go. Nobody goes home, though. You're lucky on that. That one. Wow. All right, if you make it through this round, I'm going to ask you to tell me a little something about yourself. Tell me your name where you're from.

Give me a little fact about yourself. Amy, you're up first. If you missed this, you could go home. Okay. Well, not home, home, because you're by missing on purpose. But yes. What were Jack and Jill going up the hill to fetch? A pail of water.

That is correct. Yeah. Tell us a little about yourself. Hi, my name is Amy, and I'm currently really into puzzles, birds, coffee, and sleep. There she is. Amy, everybody. the show. Welcome to the show. Lunchbox.

Yep. In the nursery rhyme, Jack be nimble. What did Jack jump over? Candlestick. That's correct. Oh, wow. Tell us about yourself. Where are you from? Yo, what up? I'm 39 years old. I'm a Leo. I like long walks on the beach. I grew up in Austin, Texas, and I was born with a disability where I cannot touch my shoulders. And if you rotate your arms, your palms face the sky, I can't do that. So when people give me change, falls on the ground all the time. There he is. There he is. Eddie. Yeah, let's go. What's the name of my first book?

It's called Bare Bones. That is correct. Tell us something about you. Hey, everyone. I'm Eddie, and, you know, I am 42 years old. I have a dad of four. I'm from Macallan, Texas, and I love to fish. A lot of people don't know that about me, but I love to spend time on the water fishing.

There he is. Morgan. What does the E and email stand for? The E and email? What? Oh. What? Oh, yeah.

The email Um An message It's a message Email An extra An extra message

A E 5 seconds Extra Extra I don't know Extra mail I have no idea Wow

You've been Bowled The answer is Electronic Electronic Yeah electronic Yeah Yeah

That wasn't there That's a quick one, so we don't get to know anything about you. Sorry. And she got none right today. She got none right. I failed. Wow. Amy, back over to you.

What did the Wright brothers successfully invent? Airplane. That's correct. Lunchbox easy trivia. What book series introduces the character Dumbledore? Dumbledore. That. It's a series.

It has to be Harry Potter. Sounds like a dorky name, so I'll go Harry Potter. Correct. Eddie, what ocean to Californian swim in? Ooh, that's the Pacific bones. That is correct. Amy, what's the length around a circle called? The circumference?

Correct. Good one. Do you guys know that one? Yes. I thought it was pie. No, 3.1. I don't know what that means. Four bones.

Hey, get off my back. What's the square root of 49, lunchbox? 7. Oh, Eddie, loud. No way I would have gotten that. I don't even know what a square root is. I wish Eddie would have gotten that. Hey, Eddie, what's the national sport of Canada?

Oh, Canada, eh? Hockey. Correct. Amy, easy trivia next round. What continent is Spain in? That would be Europe. Correct. Lunchbox, in what city did jazz music start?

That's my favorite city. New Orleans. That's correct. You've never said that before. Good one. He didn't. And also the Utah Jazz moved from New Orleans. That's why it's so funny that they're called the Jazz still.

Eddie, what star is closest to the sun? Ah, crap. Oh, the star. What star is closest to Earth? Oh, the sun. Correct. Wait. Huh.

Oh. Wait, what? Okay. Wait what? Nothing. I accidentally gave him the answer. Yeah, that's great. I did the other damn will of fortune.

Right. So he still gets it? Yeah. It happens to the best ones. Oh, wow. Okay. Hey, Amy, the U.S. Moon Landing took

place in what decade? Decade. So this is the 60s? Correct. Good job. You knew that. 69, though. Yeah. Lunchbox. Bikini Bottom is the home of what cartoon character? What?

Bikini Bottom is the home of what cartoon character? Bikini Bottom is a cartoon character? Spongebob wears a swimsuit, but I don't think it's bikini. we'll go Patrick I don't think you heard the question Well that's too bad That's the cartoon character

Bobby said it's the home Bikini Botte You said the home I'll give it to him Okay Yeah We're just passing these out like candy Today

Oh Maybe I didn't understand the question then You didn't hear it I missed a few weeks So now I'm way behind What is the only flying animal Mammal Eddie What's the only flying mammal

Mammal? Flying mammal Yeah That'd be a bird Incorrect What? A man It's a bird.

It's a bat. A bird's not a mammal. B'b, b'b, bats. How's the way. You been bone. You been bones. Sorry, bro. Mm-hmm.

A bat's a mammal. A bird is not. And if you see a bat in your neighborhood. Amy, your lunchbox, you guys can tie this up. Oh, my goodness. Amy, Johnny Knoxville got to start on what TV show? Jackass. Correct.

Can we say that? Lunchbox, what's a call when there are no more of one kind of animal left on Earth? Oh, that means they're extinct. Correct. Amy, what's the fastest, muscle in the body. What? And now it gets hard now.

The fastest muscle? The fastest muscle? I don't even know what that means. Like, in terms of... Where is the fastest muscle in the body? In the leg? Incorrect. It's the heart.

What is it? No, it's in the eye. Don't bone her yet. Don't bone me yet. Lunchbox gets this for the win. Let her be bone. Here we go. Lunchbox.

Yes. Where is the uvula located? The uvula? Man, that sounds. Don't be dirty. Oh man, is that in there? Is that? I don't need an answer.

The uvula. Give me. Easy trivia for the wind. Where is the uvila located? I hope you're not sandbagging right now. I'm going to say ear. The answer is the throat. Oh, yes.

I'm not boned. That's correct. Speed round. Five questions. Here we go. Buzz in with your name is the answer. At what age did Amy Winehouse? Janice Chopper.

Hey! Amy. 27. Correct. They all die at age 27. Amy, one point. Question number two. What material are werewolves repelled by?

What material? Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Cotton. Incorrect. I don't understand. They don't like cotton. What material are werewolves repelled by?

Garlic? Incorrect. The answer would have been... I know it's not a material. Silver. Oh, I had no idea. Okay. Which planet is closest to Earth?

Lunchbox Mercury I have no idea I don't know anything about the solar system incorrect My very Do they go in order My very energetic

Need an answer They go in order Very Venus Venus is correct My very Lunchbox you need these two I understand that

How many How many How I'm shaking How many white stripes Are on the American Lunchbox 13 There aren't?

White stripes? There are 13 total stripes. Oh. How many white stripes are on the America flag? Oh, so. Well, this is hard because 13 is an odd number. And there's 13 stripes. So how many of them are white?

You're going to win anyway, so just guess. Okay. Can it be six and a half? Okay, incorrect. Seven. Incorrect. Which internal organ has. Four chambers.

Lunch box. Heart. Correct. It ends up, Amy, you are the winner. You won the easy trivia. Nice job. Yes. I needed that.

You did need that. No, I needed it more. Amy now has two wins. Nice job. I don't know what just happened here. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

A pair of New Jersey police officer saved the day for a family when their baby was born unexpectedly in their home bathroom. Oh, wow. Sasha Jackson. started feeling cramps around 2.30 in the morning. Her husband grabbed the bag, started packing for the hospital, but obviously their newborn had other plans. Baby Nico made his arrival quickly, and all before help arrived,

the mom delivered his head herself, and thankfully the dad got in the room. The dad didn't even have time to get in the room before the head came out, and the dad got in there for the rest, and the police officers, Mike Mueller, and Rob Kangeosely showed up just in time. They took the baby because the baby was blue still at that time. They got to work with a bulb syringe, got them briefed, breathing, they tied off his umbilical cord with a shoelace, they got her to the hospital, everybody's good. Here's a clip of the officer talking about what happened.

Baby was actually still blue at the time. Asked my partner for a bulb syringe. Did a quick suction out of there. Short time later, he gave us a little squeak, and his color started coming to his body. Crazy. They did that. All of them. I mean, the mom, the dad, the cops, they all did that. Crazy story. Good for them. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous,

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Let me play a few voicemails real quick. This is voicemail number one from last night. Here you go. I used to laugh at Amy and lunchbox's dislike for each other. Man, lunchbox is real hard on Amy for a long time. Now I'm sitting here listening to Family Feud that you guys are playing, and Amy and Lunchbox are just right pepping each other up. Hey, that was a great answer.

And it's all for their common dislike of Eddie winning everything. Funny. Yeah. The enemy of your enemy is your friend. Yep. That's true. Appreciate that.

Let's do one more. This is Emily from Iowa. I am listening to the podcast. It is so good to hear Amy's voice again. May I miss that girl. She just brings so much light and joy to the show. Great to have you back. Amy, we love yourself so much.

Thank you. I agree with that. That's nice. All right, let's do the news. Come on. Bobby's B. Story. When you're going to have a gender reveal, I think there are three questions you should ask yourself.

One, is there fire involved. If there is, don't have it. Change the way you're going to reveal, right? Like some sort of like pyro situation. Well, could it explode? Okay, yes. If so, don't have it. Change it up.

And three, could it crash? Oh. Those are the three questions we should. I like gender reveals. Put it in a cake. Put it in a basketball. Keep it safe. But here's the questions again.

Let's walk over them together as a group. one, is there fire involved in any way? If there is, what do we do? Don't do it. No, two is, could it explode? And if there is, don't do it. Cancel it. Right.

And number three is, can it crash? And if it does, don't do it. Right, a massive explosion that rocked a number of New Hampshire towns this week was due to a gender reveal party. The Kingston Police Department confirmed the incident which unfolded 7 p.m. on Tuesday, large explosion. The explosion was caused by approximately 80 pounds of tannerite, an over-the-counter explosive. Here's a clip from the news story that ran New 7 Boston.

This big blast rocking New Hampshire community, police say what they heard, that huge blast that could be heard for miles and miles, was all part of a gender reveal event. The blast left people who live in the area shocked, though. Kimberly? Police say the explosive is legal, but what happened next is under investigation and charges are, likely. Oh my gosh. That's like a war.

What? Where are we? What? But luckily nobody died, but still they're going to get in trouble. Yeah. Quickly, what are the three things? Oh, if it catches fire, don't do it. Or if it can.

If it can explode, don't do it. And if it can crash. Oh, yeah, if it can crash. You just failed. That's right. You just fail. All right. Next up. Well, I'm like, has anyone ever crashed anything?

A airplane. The gender reveal where they did it. It's a boy when they crashed the plane and died. What? Why you were gone? An actual. airplane? Yeah, they flew a small plane over the ocean. They did the gender reveal.

What? And it crashed into the ocean and people watched it. What were that? How was the reveal? Like, what were they going to do? Drop like blue from the sky or pink? They like spread powder out? Yeah, powder. What? And everybody watched it. They were like, uh-oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I had no idea. That's why I was probably confused by what could crash. Who would possibly do something like that? I was thinking like a drone. Okay, even that.

No, crash. Okay. Okay. More news. Hit it, Raymondo. The other story. A former Oklahoma resident is now facing felony embezzlement charges for not returning a VHS tape rented in Norman more than two decades ago. Online documents show Karen McBride is a wanted woman for never returning Sabrina the Teenage Witch on VHS in 1999. The first thing she told me was felony embezzlement, so I thought she was going to have a heart attack. McBride said she first learned about the charges when trying to change her name on her license. after getting married in Texas, she was charged because of Sabrina,

the teenage witch. Wow. So, are the charges dropped? It doesn't say so. You think you ever kept a Blockbuster tape? No, no, no, no, no, never. Like, I feel like I have a box in my attic of VHS tapes. I feel like there's one in there that has a Bekind Rewind sticker on it.

I'm so scared of the law. And to me, Blockbuster was the law. They were the law. I just don't break rules, really. Unless it comes to, like, this job. And I know I, well, I was going to say I can't go to jail, but almost did once. Two times No I've been a rule follower

Except for when it comes to my career So I'm not trying to get in any trouble One final story Do you know Shock G is? No I don't Shock G is the lead rapper Of Digital Underground Here is a clip of the Humpty Dance

He died at 57 years old So is this Shock G the one rapping right there Humpty? I thought that was Humpty No No it's a Humpty Dance

I had no idea I thought his name was Humpty, but that's Shock G. I didn't know that. His name is Shock G. Wow. Fun fact, Tupac auditioned to be on the road crew, got on, then started doing background dancing for Humpty for Digital Underground. Then Tupac's first album, which did relatively well, they did two songs with him, helped him with his first single, I Get Around. So there was the whole... Wow, I didn't know that.

He died at 57 years old. I have performed that song so many times to karaoke or parties. And early raging idiots show. Yeah. We used to do the Humpty Dance. Stop what you're doing because I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to. I look funny. But you all making money.

Rest in peace. Is that the one you would do with Andy Roddick? That was our thing because we both knew all the words. All the words. And so they were like, you guys get up and do something. What do you want to do, man? I don't know. Well, we know Humpty Dance.

Yeah, but it's church. Who cares? Let's go. All right, that's the news. Thank you. Bobby's Beach. Story. On the phone right now in Illinois is Christina.

Hello, Christina. Good morning. Welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. Hi, good morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. So my question is regarding your Nat Geo show and whether Breaking Bobby Bones was going to be first or air first or if your episode with Bear Girls and Caitlin was going to air first. The episode with Caitlin and I doing Bear Girls is May 17th on Nat Geo. And on that episode, they'll show the first part of Breaking Bobby Bones. But the real Breaking Bobby Bones debut is on May 31st. Okay.

Which is Memorial Day. So, Bear Girls, May 17th. Which, that's quick. I feel like May 17th can be here. It feels like it's been 10 years in the making. Oh. I've been doing this show for a year. Yeah.

May 17th, Bear Girls with Caitlin and I. And then May 31st, my show Breaking Bobby Bones, which I am praying with all of my heart and soul that you guys will watch. Because if this fails, I'm quitting everything. I'm out. No more anything. So just praying you guys will watch it. But that's what's up. Christina, May 17th, May 31st, put it in your phones.

A screenshot you putting it in your phone calendar and tag me on Instagram story. And who knows, I may give a couple people a couple treats. Yeah? Yeah, there you go. All right, Christina, thank you. Have a good day. Bye. Bye.

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Five bands that get hate they don't deserve. Here you go. Number five, Maroon Five. Yeah, that happens. All the time. This is their new song, Beautiful Mistakes. They've had hits for the past two decades.

They started as a rock band now. just chase pop songs. That's fine though. That's up to them. They're still extremely relevant even though Adam Levine's like 93. He does not look 93. I think he's like 43 or so. I'm just kidding. Cole play. I can't believe Cole play gets hate. I think they got so big the cool thing is to be counterculture. He's like all everybody loves cop play. I don't like coal play. They've sold over 100 million albums. Back in 2017 they made $537 million on a single tour. I think all guys hate on them. No girls. Girls love Coleplay. I love Cole Point.

I know, but the haters are definitely guys. Imagine Dragons. They've won Grammys. They're so good. They've sold 20 million albums. They get way too much hate. You see the guy and you're like, well, that's not a guy I'd like to hang out with,

because he's like a gym guy. He looks like the guy who spends all the time? Who cares? With cutoff shorts. Yeah, who cares? You'd make it not like their music. At number two, Creed. I mean, I think it's most guys probably hating on

all of these bands. I feel like girls like them all. I love Creed. Yeah. I think Creed's still great, too. You love Creed? I mean, I don't hate on it. I think I would have a good time if I went to a concert.

It's funny when people say like, hate is such a strong word. I think loves a strong word too. Do you love Creed? I love Creed. Come on, Scott Stapp. I know you're in town. They're crazy. Come do the show, Scott Stats.

They're one of a top 10 selling artists in the 2000s. So, Creed rocks. Yeah. It's a weird time. No. And the number one band that gets hate they do not deserve. Here we go. Nickelback.

Yeah. They're the most played artists of the 2000s, period. Straight up. My opinion is people just hate because they got so popular and the cool thing to do is be against what's super popular. So it's like, I hate, I hate creed. I hate knickleback. You don't hate them? If they wouldn't have blown up, you wouldn't hate them.

You just been like, eh, that's not for me. We would have known them. I do have honorable mentions up here. Oh, there's more good. Yeah. Smash mouth. Oh yeah, why you hate on these people? Exactly.

They had All Star Walking on the Sun. Walking the Sun was a jam. Mm-hmm. They did the Shrek songs. And then I saw her face. Yeah. Did a great cover of I'm a believer. Another one?

The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Oh, stop that. If you hate the chili peppers, you just didn't get it. You weren't around at that time. Love the chili peppers. They're so good. Nothing to hate about them. And then finally, if one more person hates on counting

crows, I'm probably going to go... Who does that? The world. I'm going to freak out. There's no way. Not us. It's counting crows and hooty and the blowfish. Everyone's like, oh, yeah, the 90s, man.

Don't... I'll cut you. There were a lot of hooty taters back in the day. Say that to me, I will cut you. I love hooty. I love counting crows. So turn this up right here. This is jam.

You just didn't get it. I play it. We have a jukebox in the house. And sometimes when I turn that jukebox on, I will put on counting crow's first record. Oh, man. And it just, if you don't know, know them it just sounds like whining. Yeah, I mean, he does whine a lot.

Hey, I don't's like, why has this got whining over guitar? That's what my wife always said, too. I love him, but man, he whines a lot. I feel like I want to go after work, just get my car and listen to Counting Crows. That'll take me back to when I was just starting to drive. Yeah, take you back. Hey, speaking to taking you back, let's do a little flashback Friday here. Just go back, think about the time. The year's going to be 1987. Hit that Raymundo, if you don't mind. Flashback. Friday. The biggest country song on this day, Randy Travis, Forever and Ever Amen.

87, you were how old? Six. I don't know. 20? Eddie? No, it's probably what, nine? Yeah. A seven.

Eight? Yeah. I mean, and I remember this song, because my grandmother loved Randy Travis. The biggest pop song is U-2 with or without you. Oh, come on. You're a big U-2 fan, huh? Yeah, is off the Joshua The Jashma Tree record.

Such a good record. And the biggest thing of pop culture, The Simpsons, premiered as a cartoon short between skits on the Tracy Allman show. The Simpsons is now the longest running scripted TV series in U.S. history on season 32. Wow, so it wasn't even a show. It was just a little short that came on.

A little short thing. Wow. That was on this day in 1987. For sure, 1987 I still pee in the bed. Did that tell about eight? Well, some kids do it. It's way older than that, so it's fine. I did it once at a, like, a birthday sleepover,

party and I knew what happened and nobody else knew and I said I need to go home and I didn't tell anybody and I left and they discovered it after I left and I didn't and they wouldn't be my friends anymore after that. That's PP Bobby. Sorry man. It's all right. I hate that. It's terrible. Trauma. A little bit of kid trauma in there from that one. That's a little flashback Friday. If you guys want to hit us up, you can. 877.77 Bobby. Don't forget Alan Jackson will be on the show Monday. We're very excited about that. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education

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This story comes to us from Long Island, New York. A 40-year-old man wasn't feeling too well, goes to a little hospital, gets checked out, and everything's okay. He goes home, he's like, oh, no, I left some stuff at the hospital, and he calls, hey, I left some personal property there. Can you look in my room I was in? they found it. It was two bags of cocaine.

Oh, my goodness. You have to just go up there and go, I need to get in here and get something. Yeah. So they found it. They called police, and when he went to go pick it up, police were waiting.

Dang. If you wouldn't mind going to get my cocaine, that would be great. Just leave it out front under my name. Here's my name and address. Or send it over to the house. Dang, that's crazy. I'm Lunchbox.

That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Ramundo says that he cannot go to Mike D's wedding. Why? No, no. In June. Oh. Basically, the location, it's difficult. It's between, I mean, two major cities, but it's a rental car situation.

It's in a city without hotels. That's one of the obstacles. The other one is I feel like we're kind of almost like the presidential task force. You don't send everybody in the cabinet to the exact same location. Somebody's got to stay back at the mothership if there was bad weather, this, that, anything hurdles. First of all, I'm just saying in Austin. And there's hotels in that city. In the city of the wedding.

I've stayed there at a wedding. There's plenty of hotels. There's cabins. There's plenty of places to stay. So he's dodging out on that one. That's kind of rude. And then secondly, I would understand if someone needed to be here if it was on a show day, like what we're going to work from Austin?

Is your wedding on a Wednesday? No, it's not. Saturday. Oh. Do you just not want to go? I would love to go back to Austin. I haven't been there in years. But me and my wife, I said, I think it'd be a generous thing for me to stand back.

I've heard other people behind the scenes are going. I believe a lot of the show is. Why not I hang back? I can handle some stuff so that we don't all think that we're all there and we're kind of screwed if stuff goes haywire, show-wise. What are what? I don't understand what you're off. It's a Saturday.

And if all flights shut down and we're not able to fly, we have a studio there, we go and work out of him. Does he mean, this is me going, my brain going way out there, but does he mean if we all are on the same flight and the plane goes down, he needs to be able to, the show will live on. Like, it's now the. Ray show. Okay.

Is that what you mean? You just don't want to go. No, no, no. I can give you a real life example. We all went out to Vegas. It was one of the few trips I went on and I said, man, this is kind of crazy. What if something happens? Oh, come to find out Sunday.

There's delayed flights. My wife sends up in San Diego. That was a three-month fight because I ended up going on a trip that I probably shouldn't have. I always should stay back with the computers. This is a wedding. It sounds like you just don't want to go. I really do.

And I mean, I mean. And you know what? If something happens, we don't have a show that day. It's fine. I don't use on my vacation anyway. Well, then we're jumping in your rental car. What? So now it's a rental car issue?

Ray, I can give you a ride. I'll figure out a car. What if Enterprise shuts down? Oh, boy. And we have no way. I was a little shocked when I saw the exact location and it wasn't in one of our hubs. Boom, H-town, Big D. And I'm like, what is this city?

I've never even heard of this city. He's just saying a lot of things. I don't think he wants to go. Listen, Mike, I'm sorry. Ray doesn't want to go to your wedding. Okay. Ray, you and Bay can ride in whatever, however I get there. No, that sounds fun.

What? We're done. Have a great day. We will see you guys Monday. Monday, Alan Jackson will be on. Everybody good? Yeah. Have a good weekend.

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