The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Trainer Prays Over Him + Lunchbox’s Cousin is Valley-dictorian + Eddie & Lunchbox Have An Argument

Episode Date: July 6, 2017

Bobby’s trainer prays after workouts, Lunchbox’s cousin named "Valley-dictorian" and Eddie & Lunchbox get into a lawn argument Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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premiering July 11th at 9 8th Central on TLC. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Good morning, welcome to Thursday show. Morning. Who do you think the worst actor of modern times is? Now, you got to think that someone we've seen,

someone big enough to be considered the worst. Oh, that's easy. It's like when they do the worst song, it has to be a massive song to be considered the worst. Because if it's the worst, you wouldn't know about it. Does that make sense? Yes. Okay, who do you think is listed as the worst actor of modern times?

Amy. Keanu Reeves. Quality, yes. I love Keanu Reeves. I love Bill and Ted. I love John Wick. Oh, man, that is a... You watch that?

No. Man. A husband, I think does. That's a good movie. No, not it. All right. Incorrect. Wrong button.

Lunchbox. There are two smart people in this room. I have Keanu Reeves. Wow. Is it because he never changed it? Whoa. I don't know. Like in speed, he was so bad.

If it goes below 60 miles an hour, it's going to explode. Yeah, he sounds the same and looks the same. I mean, I just think he seems lame. When you look at watching him in the movie, you're like, I don't believe this guy. Have you seen John Wick? No. You would love it. You would love it.

I'm writing it down. Dude, it's just shoot him up. John Wick. And then they made a John Wick, too, which I haven't seen yet. But I'm telling you, it's... If you like movies where there's just like, boom, boom, boom, fights, it's legit. I'll watch it by Monday. Eddie.

I'm going to go with The Rock. What? Yeah, I think he's the highest paid... Blasphemy. That was the dumbest guest. I didn't talk about highest paid. Blasphemy. He can be a tooth fairy or...

A baller. Yeah. The worst actor of modern times is Chuck Norris. I don't... Modern times from the... I feel like that's ancient times. No, anything in color TV, 80s, 90s. Also, Texan's Ranger.

Yeah. All of his fighting movies. Yeah. What else is he done? Delta Force. Yeah, he said movies. That's been a while, but he's like 80 now. Yeah.

There you go. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Listen to this. His high school junior, Molly was braiding a friend's hair. It was the last day of class and the friends already get dizzy. So, don't worry. I have these episodes, too.

But then the girl fell in conscious? and so Jackie called the nurse and started to do CPR on her. Do you focus up to staying alive? Oh, oh, oh, oh, staying alive, staying alive. Oh, oh, oh, staying alive. You got to hold that one long. I've never heard that. You haven't ever heard of do CPR to stay in alive?

Nope. You ever watch The Office? Yeah, but is that an episode? Didn't see it. I haven't seen every episode. And Michael Scott gets down and he starts doing it. And he's like, they do CPR to stay in alive. And he's like, okay.

And he gets down and puts his hands and he goes, First, I was afraid. I was petrify. He's it real small. And they're like, no, no, no, no. No, no, that's not even the same song in me. That's, I will survive. Okay, okay, okay, sorry.

Thank you, Eddie. I didn't write it. That's really funny. That's the show. Anyway, it was a great thing because, one, it got it out there that if someone's down and you have to pump on their chest, that's what you do it to.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, stay in alive, stay in alive. Secondly, she saved her, friend. That's amazing. Because she knew how to do it because she had seen probably off the office. Yeah, probably. Unless she was like, Ed first, don't you free. It's too slow.

I love that's your friend. Yeah, don't do that. Anyway, I see you. That's a good story. Saving lives, saving lives, teaching lessons. Stay in life. Stay in life. I see you.

Firefighters were called us Pet Shop in Los Angeles. and there were no people in there, but there were like 43 pets, and they went in and rescued all the pets while the place was on fire. Like their iguanas, they're running out with iguanas. They're running out with...

Forty-three pets is a lot. Birds, guinea pigs. Yeah. And they're just all coming out with them. So a shout out to those firefighters who saved all the aminals. The aminals? The aminals?

I love, like, when firefighters give a little baby iguana CPR or something. Do you? Amy, what do you have? So, an Illinois woman celebrated her 100th birthday. and got her high school diploma at the same time. Because during the Great Depression in 1934,

she had dropped out of school to care for her family. Bam, she just went back to school, was given her diploma. That's cool. And it happened to be her 100th birthday. So, awesome. It's like a double celebration. Dang. You only have that 100th one time.

Never too late. Lunchbox. Old Granny Margaret is 98 years old and she was outside mowing her lawn. It's 93 degrees. And granny's pushing the mower. Some paramedics drove by. They're like, man, we got to help Granny out. They pulled the ambulance over, got out and moat Granny's yard for us.

Dang, look at that. That's telling me something good right there. Man, Thursday's going good. A guy proposed to his girlfriend with a tattoo. Tell me what you think about this, okay? He got a tattoo, and it said, will you marry me? And then I had two boxes. Yes or no?

And then gave her a marker. And she had to check yes or no. I'm not going to look. You did check one. A marker or a tattoo gun? I thought it was a marker. It's a tattoo gun. When I saw it, I thought she was marking it.

She tattooed. Wow. She got textually. So this was like a, wow. Like what if she was tattooed yes? What if she was tattooed no? And I just had to live with that. That's so awkward.

Going in, you know she's saying yes. You're not doing that tattoo unless you know she's saying yes. But don't you know what most proposals are saying yes? Yes. To be fair. Yes. I thought it was, you think it's creative or stupid? Amy?

Creative, I guess. Ooh, you're borderline, huh? Because I wouldn't do it ever. That's a crazy town. Giving somebody else Tatto the shit. Creative or stupid? Creative.

Lunchbox? Stupid. I mean, that is the dumbest thing you can put on your body besides the girl's name because it's going to be the rest of your life and more than likely you're going to break up. Half of the marriages end in a divorce,

so that's just dumb. I think that's old. You got to stop with your statistics. It's creative. It's creative because, I mean, if she checks a note, you can just erase the no one and then try to get on to someone else. You know what I'm saying? You only have to undo that part of the tattoo?

The skin starts to get really irritated. There's like a red check that's erased. It's like when you erase paper. I think it's good because if it means something to her and two, it's different. In the land of everybody proposing the same way. You're right. I like it. So that that was pretty romantic.

And she did say yes and they're going to get married. I wish a tattoo that wedding rings on each other. Oh, yeah, just tattoo everything from now on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, yeah. Yeah. Come on. Bobby Bones on.

Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from New York. A guy that works at the local prison, got off work, headed to the local bar to get a drink. So he's sitting there, gets a drink. There's a girl. He's like, oh, how can I impress this girl?

He's like, oh, you know what? I work at the jail. Let me show you my gun. So he's showing her the gun. Oh, no. Oh, boom. Shoots himself. Oh, no.

And shoots her. Oh, no. Yeah. And they were both okay, but they had to be taken to the hospital. But, yeah. I don't know if he got her number or what, but the bar guy said he comes here all the time. He's a regular. Just a bad accident.

Dang. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Wow. Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat. Username Bobby Bones show. Oh, y'all.

February Thursday is going good. Being forgetful is actually a thing. sign your brain is working well. Oh. If that's the case, I'm on fire. Me too. Because I forget stuff all the time. I forget, I just forget song names. I forget lyrics.

I forget jokes sometimes I'm on stage. Let's just forget stuff. Okay, so why is this the case? The part of the brain that's linked to memory seems to, quote, promote forgetting, but it's only to make room for important stuff. Oh, so that's what we're doing. So you're making room for more important stuff.

I don't have time for this trivial stuff. I got to make room for important things. That's why I miss these songs sometimes when you guys play. I'm like, I forgot that. The next time you can't remember your net works password or a birthday, it's just because your brain is waiting for more useful information. Your brain's like, this is not important stuff. Oh.

Love that. Full of important things. I didn't know your brain had to make room. Yeah. Like there's a limit. It's got RAM. Yeah, like it's a file cabinet. Yeah, I didn't either.

Are we even sure about that, though? No. Well, maybe I don't know. Are we sure about anything? I mean, look at how much we know. Are we sure we're not in a dream? Oh my goodness. Are we dreaming right now?

Like, really. Did your chair just go? How do you know we're not in a dream right now? I guess we don't. You don't? You don't. Come here. No.

Do you think about that? Like, do you think like, oh, could we really be dreaming right now? Because my roommate in college was a philosophy major. And he came home with this argument. They had to argue this in class. And they said, how do you know you're not dreaming? You don't. Right now.

And when you're sleeping, you're really a living life. What? Like, I, that's stuff. So, like, why are you... We don't. Socrates, take a step back. Does Socrates really think all that stuff? Because that's out there.

That's like Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, type stuff. Wow. Like, is our show real? Right. Now, I mean, even people that think we're real would say, no, the show is not real. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I glad you're in here.

If you forget things, that's why. Okay. What were we talking about? That. Yeah. Lauren and Fayetteville, North Carolina. Hello. Hey. What up?

What? up. Man, I'm just doing a show. You know how we do it near the end of the week. What's your question? So I was just curious. I hadn't heard recently the update on Ray getting his winnings from the presidency. Yeah, so close to almost two years ago.

Wow. Ray bet $1,000 on Donald Trump to win the presidency when he wasn't even really in it. It's like what they call a flyer. And he bet it it was, what, 50 to 1? Yeah. So for every $1, $1,000, you get $50. back. So for every $1,000, you get $50,000. Yes. So Ray put a thousand bucks in this offshore betting site, and as far as we know,

you have not received your cash yet. I have not, and I've given up with the online people. I'll talk to them and they just keep forward me to a manager, to a supervisor, to a regional supervisor. I never get anywhere. So I've, in a way, given up. So you're out a thousand bucks. Yes. And the $50,000 that you won, you're not getting. Correct. And I have actually asked them just for my $1,000. dollars back and I still don't even have that. Wow. This is the first time we've heard him say he's giving up, Lauren.

That's so sad. I'm sorry. I mean, it's not that sad. He did bet on an illegal gambling site in another country. But, yeah, it's a first, wow. Yeah, it's a bummer. Lauren, I appreciate you. Appreciate you.

Thank you for calling. Man, Ray, look at that. Sorry, dude. Yeah, well, if you don't get somewhere, sometimes you just got to move on. Do you want us to go fund me some cash? No. Okay, cool. Come on Bobby bones.

A lot of people on vacation this week. When you go on vacation, do you take on debt? No. It's my husband, no. If we would, we wouldn't do the trip. Is that because of your husband? Yeah. He's pretty on top of things like that.

I'd be like, let's figure it out later. We only live once, let's go. Amy's yoloing. Panama City. I can be pretty responsible just sometimes I don't pay it. Gulf Shores, Yolo! Yeah, yellow. And my husband's like, actually not yellow.

Will you take on debt? We take on a little bit of debt, but we try to use that little gift certificate here. Or if we got friends with points at a hotel, we say, hey, can you throw us the points? You can transfer points? Absolutely. You ask your friends to throw you points. Throw me some points. Give me a hotel room for a couple nights.

That's how you do it. You got a barter. Eddie? Oh, no debt. No, no. I'm already in like serious debt in life. So when we go on vacation, I'm actually getting made fun up from my wife. wife and my family because I say like, no, we're not doing

fun stuff. We've had a lot of Dave Ramsey in our life. Yeah. And he's like, don't. About 74% of Americans go into debt to pay for a getaway. It's about $1,100 on summer vacation. A getaway is supposed to be relaxing. I feel like if I was going into debt for that, it'd be stressful. Wait till you have kids, very stressful.

They're going to want to do go-car. No, stop. We're not teaching my kids about any of that stuff. They don't know about it. Like, what do you think I said? What do you think I said? Oh, you said something else. That's a lot more expensive than go-carts, buddy. I don't know what y'all think he said.

All the guys are laughing, so I don't know what I said. Goat. And it lasts longer than vacation, man. What are you talking about? Bobby Bones. It's the Bobby Bones show. My trainer did another prey over me yesterday. That's so kind.

You always feel like. It is, and I like it. Because I always feel it a little more at peace. But I go, these workouts are grueling. I'm getting in real good shape, too. Because I'm training to fight. I probably never fight. But now I'm starting to think about it a little bit.

Like, I've been trained up like a month. And I think maybe I just, like, fight Eddie, and he didn't even know it. Like, I'm out. Oh, whoa, why me? Because I can win that one. You don't think you can beat lunchbox? Yeah, but I'll start weaker first. I need to work my way up.

Okay. We're way up to the ranks. I got you. He goes, Eddie first, lunchbox second, and that take Ray third. Yeah. What about Mike D? Where does he fall in that? He did.

He's in a different class. What about me? I got you. Amy, stop. What? You can't fight you. You can't fight you. We were doing ground and pound yesterday.

What is that? So you get on the ground, you pound? Oh, yes, yes. It's like on the ground fighting. Yeah. You're like on the ground. If you're fighting with someone, you're rolling on the ground. Got it.

Like, what do you do if you're in that situation? But my trainer's always like, don't. Your goal is not to fight somebody. Your goal is to get out of there as soon as possible. So what I'm teaching you is how to leave a fight. Like somebody's attacking you, boom, boom, bam, bam, and then get out. Oh, I thought you put them in a sleeper. So you're just running sprints?

Like to run? No, I'm already good at running from people. I can do like you just fine. But I had a really tough workout. And there are three stages in my workouts. One, almost vomit. Two, almost quit. And three, almost cry.

Okay. And if I can make all three without doing almost, it's a good workout. But I finish and he, and tough workouts, he prays. He's like, you know, dear Lord, thank you for work. And I was like, dang, that feels good. What does he pray for? Like, what is it, like, to give you... He didn't pray for, like, the workout.

Oh, okay. He was like, thank you for letting him have the courage and the strength to come today and to want to make his body stronger and hopefully it makes his mind stronger. But I never had that happen before. That's pretty cool. ever. I'm just like that and I'm exhausted

and it's like this cathartic like wow like I feel good. Yeah. And the first time it was like do you mind if I pray over you after your workout because I was hurting and I was like I don't mind at all

like I don't understand but now every time I kind of want a prayer so I like it work extra hard so I think he doesn't you're like hey I don't work hard enough to get a prayer it's a reward system Bobby's like waiting for you he's like guess I'm going to go now

anything you want to say and maybe want to talk to him stairs for I leave? Yeah. Go on. Send him out. Did anybody? The Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. Oh, yeah. So this is what happened to Eddie. Eddie's out. I guess you're working on your yard, but it's still daylight. Well, yeah, it gets dark at 9 now, you know? I mean, really, really late. And so, I mean, after I get everything done, I'm like, oh, let me do some yard work.

And I guess this is about 830. No big deal. Sun is still up, though. Still nice and bright. And this guy walking his dog goes, wow, doing your yard, like mowing the lawn at 830, huh? I'd give it a rest. It's almost like, not. Oh, wow.

He was interrupting his evening. Every time people act like that with me, I was like, yeah, that's funny. And he's like, I'm serious. Oh, he was serious. And so I just shut her down and said, I mean. Here's the thing. If it's 8.30 but it's dark, that's different than 8.30 with the sunup. Because I will be the first one to go.

I'm trying to go to bed early. Let's chill out. Yeah, I was curious to see what you thought because you go to bed at what? Seven? Wait, wait, really, though. What is the? I betty I make jokes. What time are you going to bed?

If it's still daylight, you're good. Okay. Oh. Yeah. It does shift a bit. Okay, but there's the morning rule for mowing and then there's the evening rule. But the morning rule is a time. Because we normally wake up at a time. We don't all go to bed at the same time.

That's true. And it's harder to go to bed when it's daylight. Sure. Eddie, you're fine. Judge Comitin says you're okay. And what do you say? What is this term again? He said, I'd give it a rest of how are you?

So he rested. Dude, what a passive aggressive. Yeah. Does he live close to you? I like five houses down. I know exactly where he was. He can hear you five houses down. No, he was walking his dog by my house.

He's out and about? No. Yes. That's ridiculous. He needs to give it a rest. That dog. Yeah. Like, I'll give you a rest.

Give that dog arrest. Sick the Eggman on him. Who? Who's that? Lunchbox. He'll like a house. And you'll never know the difference. That's not right.

What are you going to do? I know. It's called Eggman. What do you think I'm going to do? The Eggman. Don't ask any questions. Don't put ideas in people's heads. All you have to do is make one request for the Eggman, drop off an envelope, and you never know anything happened.

The Bobby Ball Show. If you're looking for a new TV show, which, hey, aren't we all, you got to check out TLC's show Outdaughter. It's a hit show. It's Amy here, and let me tell you. Adam and Danielle Busby, they have six daughters. The oldest is six, and she's the ringleader of her Quinn Tuplet sisters. That's right. there's five of them and they're turning two.

They're walking, talking, potty training. Welcome to Terrible Tuesdays on a new season of Outdaughter, premiering July 11th at 9 8th Central on TLC. You're going to play a game? Yeah. I wonder how work is, though. Do you think people are back at work?

What do you mean? Well, maybe they went back yesterday. Maybe everybody's back today. Or do most people get the week off since 4th of July fell on a weird day? It's crazy. I think they're back today. Yeah.

You got to work. Let's play again. They can all play with it. So if I were to say Central Perk, you would say friends. Friends. Because the music's playing. Oh, okay. I'll give you the fictional restaurant.

This place, you tell me the show. Oh, this is going to be a tough one, but I like it. Write your answer down. Ready. Ready. The Max. In. Oh, I ready.

In. The Max. I'm in for the win. Amy? Save by the bell. Lunchbox? Save by the bell. Ready?

Save by the belt. Everybody gets a point. Boom. Los Polos, Armanos. I'm in. In. Los Pollos, Hermano. That's it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It depends where you want to say it. I'm in for the win. Not true. I'm in. Los Poyos, Amanos. Good job, bones. Right? Yeah.

Pretty good. Amy. Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad. Good. The Krusty Crab. Named the TV show of the restaurants.

It's in The Krusty Crab. Okay, I'm in. I'm in. Man, I'm in for the win. Amy. SpongeBob Square Pants? Lunchbox. SpongeBob!

Eddie. SpongeBob Squarepants. Nice job, guys. Krusty burgers. Give me the restaurant. Give me the show. What? I'm in for the win.

I'm in. Okay. Amy? Family guy. Oh, first miss of the day. Lunchbox. The Simpsons. Trustee the clown.

Yeah. Eddie. The Simpsons. Good. Watch that. The Lunchbox I'm in for the win Give me the TV show

The restaurant's called The Lunchbox All right, I'm in Oh no, no, no, that can't be right Amy Lunchbox Roseanne Eddie? Everybody loves ramen

Give me one I know Freddy's barbecue What? Freddy's barbecue Oh my gosh, I know this You do? Yeah, she's gonna punch herself In a nose

Unless she doesn't get it Her own self and her own nose, I can tell. I'm in. Gosh, I know this. It's in, I know this. Oh, my gosh. All right. I'm in for the way.

Amy? Frank under, Frank Under, D.C. Lunchbox? Nashville. No. Eddie? Family guy. No, no, no.

House of cards. Oh, really? And our winner is. Lunchbox. Loser. A nice day there. Nice job. Woo!

I live on shore. Regina. Hey. Talk to me. Hey, is Bobby? It is. What's going on? Oh, my God.

I can't believe I'm talking to you. I waited years to actually been here. Unhold? Wait, we should put you through quicker. Years. Whoa. Well, thank you for calling. What's, tell me what's going on in your life.

Well, today is my last day working with the state. I've been listening to you guys for years when I drive here every morning. and because of y'all, I realize I need to get back into my passion and I'm going back to be a first grade teacher. Hey, look at this right here. That's amazing, Regina. Why because of us? Why because, because y'all just, you love what you do.

You can tell you have a passion for it, and I have a passion for teaching, and I knew that I just needed to get back into it. Congratulations. I love big jumps. Big jumps are the riskiest, but all the big, Best payoffs in life are because of risky things. Like, you don't get big rewards for taking little these steps. You get big rewards for taking big old jumps.

I like, hey, Regina, that's awesome. Congratulations. And I like to give you this as sincerely as possible. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. There it is. Man, go live a day right there. Thank you for that.

Bobby Bones show. That's a good Thursday call. Bones. You can tell we're going to. older by the things that we fight about. It used to be, if it was like lunchbox and Eddie, they'd be like, I can drink more beer than you. I can run faster than you.

Now they're arguing about how to do their yards. Eddie's not a real man. For sure, time marches on. This is the argument. Eddie's not a real man because he keeps bragging to me and showing me pictures. Oh, look at my yard. Oh, it's so green. Look at the flowers over here.

He's like, I just spray these chemicals over here and the weeds go away. And I said, I'm like, Eddie, real men don't use chemicals. Anybody can just throw a couple of chemicals on their yard and make it look better. If you're a real man and you're going to really take care of your yard, you get out there and do it with natural remedies. So if you're going to be bragging about your yard, get rid of the chemicals. What's your natural remedy? I'd like to hear this. Well, that's what I'm saying.

You've got to figure it out. You've got to get out there and trial and error. My yard might not look as good, but chemicals is cheating. Real, you know, green thumbs, they don't use chemicals. Oh, green thumbs. Yeah, so. We resorted to name calling. You got to quit, you know, bragging about it.

at your yard because you're using chemicals and you're cheating, basically. I'm offended. I take a lot of pride in my yard. And man, every time I go home, I drive real slow and I check it out. Make sure those edges are straight. Because I got a new weed whacker for Father's Day. That's weed eater. Man, my edges along the grass,

straight lines. Who's the nice of yard at you two? Me, for sure. Oh, boy, here we go. Oh, I don't know. I need to see pictures of Eddie's. Okay. I... Next week, do this. I want you to draw by both their houses. I go by lunches all the time. One time I even took a friend of ours we were walking and I was like that's lunchbox out there like whoa does he do his yard like it was overgrown so okay this is the segment for next week I want you to go and with your hidden

mic I don't keep you today internet and just go into both their yards and just talk and give them both a review and tell me who wins yard of the month yeah oh yard of the month oh yeah I love it this is a great bit I love it I'll make you a sign and Amy since you have to go like 15 minutes to my house, whatever. Just stop by, I'll make you tea and hang up a little bit. Oh, wow. Wow, what are you going to make me? No, I'm not going to make anything. I don't need to bribe the judges. You just look at my flower beds and my rose bushes and you're going to be like, wow, that's amazing.

Okay, these are fighting over yards. And next week, yard of the month. Okay. Get your balls on here. This is interesting because your neighborhood does not allow pit bulls, huh? Your neighborhood? Yeah, well, I guess there's a group of people that you have to report to if you're going to get a certain kind of dog, like age. And your neighborhood?

Yeah. And so I guess there's a guy that wants to get a pit bull and the HOA rejected him. Then the guy requested a meeting before the board to hear him out. And so they said that this is not an opportunity for voting or will anything be changed, but they are going to respect his wish to be heard. Can I represent him? And anybody in the neighborhood can come and sit in at the meeting. Oh, my goodness.

Yes. It's over at Mary's House. Is that somebody here? I don't know. Mary, I don't know her, but she's on the email. We'll find her. So wait, your neighborhoods has no pit bull. By the way, for those that are new to the show, I have a pit bull.

Lunchboxes get nine pittbles or something. It seems like nine. Yeah, well, and it's kind of crazy because I have a Rottweiler. Amen. We are the quintessential group of people that say it's not about the breed of the dog. It's how you raise any breed of the dog. And maybe there's, like, special things because it's like a pit bull rescue and maybe they don't know its past. But either way, like, it doesn't matter.

To me, it doesn't matter. I feel bad. I always feel like pit bulls, any large dog gets discriminated against because they're large. And they say, well, since they're large, they can do more damage, then we should get rid of big humans. Wow. Because you know who can do the worst damage? Bigger, stronger humans. Oh, good point. There should only be weaning men like me left.

Anybody bigger than me? Cut off. You're out. You cannot move into my neighborhood. You got to stop boxing. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just, Amy.

What? I'm just kind of irritated. Because I try to move into places, and my dog is 14 years old. and he's a Staffordshire Bull sweetest dog never once had an aggression issue ever ever not even toward me and sometimes I used to like thump him into his little nuts to be funny

and he never got mad even at that thumb me and mine and see what happens okay I'll bite you I don't get I'm so irritated for this person I know and I get kicked you get told I couldn't live in places maybe when he presents his case before the board there'll be a change of heart I hope so

When is this case? I think it's maybe tomorrow night at Marys. Oh, good Friday night and party at Mary. Should we shop with snacks? Man, let me know how it goes. Okay. Keep you posted. If not, if Mary says no, we toilet paper Mary's house.

Oh, I love that. I think Mary's just being nice in hosting. Oh, oh, oh, okay, maybe not. Then we should take her pie. I don't know Mary. And we find out who does. She was just on the email as the home that's hosting. That's crazy. That's all the thing's crazy. I can't believe a neighborhood says no. And then they're having a court session.

Yeah. We should get. It's a hearing before the board. Let us know how it goes. Okay. So. All right. So the segment we do called Time March is On. And basically it's us finding the little moments in our life and realizing that time marches on. And then nothing we can do about it except get older and accept it and be happy with it.

So we'll go around the room. If you have one, feel free to do. raise your hands. Because I'll go first so I brought it up. My doctor, I go get a physical. Healthy as a horse.

He's like, I can tell you're eating right, you're physically fit, your blood. He's good. He said, Bob would send you a prescription. You go get it and,

you know, so I go in, I don't know what it is. Because he says something. When the doctor's talking, I'm always like, blah, blah, blah. I just go take the medicine,

right? So I go to the doctor. Now I go to the pharmacist because he calls it. And they're like, okay, here's your medicine. And they say, okay, so this is apparently for your cholesterol. And I'm like, my cholesterol. Oh, man.

Oh, no. They were like, you don't have enough bad cholesterol or something. I don't even know there's two different kinds of cholesterol. Yeah, this good and bad. And they were like, you don't have enough bad cholesterol, so you need to take this medicine. Or, I don't even know. All I know is, I'm not taking medicine for cholesterol. With that, I say, time marks a lot.

That's pretty bad. 37. And I'm on cholesterol medicine. But my doctor was like, people act like, that, you know. And all these diseases are what kills them. It goes, heart disease. It kills people. Oh.

Like, so fix your cholesterol. I was like, time marches on, dog. My marches on. Raise your hand if you have one. Amy? Mine goes back to when I started watching that show 13 reasons why. And one of the kids in the show goes to his dad because he gets these tapes in the mail.

And he's like, hey, dad, where's your radio thing? And his dad's like, you mean my boombox? And he's like, yeah, whatever it's called. Does it play tapes? And the dad's like, yeah, like the kid did not even know what it was called to, like, play a cassette tape. Netflix, kids don't know the set tape. Time Martisan. Lunchbox?

I'm at the store the other day, and I look over, and I'm like, man, that looks really cool. I bought myself some houseplants. Wow, you thought a house plant was cool? An indoor houseplant. Indoor houseplant. I was like, man, that looked kind of cool in the house. Wow, look at that. I'm on

Wow Eddie, do you have one? The other day I was watching TV and that commercial came on You know which one I'm talking about The Volkswagen commercial Where like they keep switching out cars Because they're making babies

And the cars rocking in the commercial And I yelled to the TV like That's so inappropriate Why would they have that in a commercial? And my wife looks at me Oh my gosh, you're so old That's not inappropriate It's a commercial

I saw that commercial and I reround it and watched it three times because it was so funny. I don't know the commercial. Yeah, I haven't seen it. But if you're yelling at commercials. That's old man stuff. You're an old.

You whippersnappers and you're a commercial. Hey, time marches on, everybody. Don't forget it. As soon as you forget it, don't blink. It'll be gone. Don't blink. So, this is interesting. So a couple days ago, July 4th,

did you know that July 4th was the day that Eddie met his wife 18 years ago. How crazy is that? 18 years ago. 18 years ago, my wife and I met at the beach in South Pider Island. I had friends that were her friends, and we all got together for this Fourth of July deal. And I remember specifically we were walking on the beach with a group of people, and it started raining, and everyone just ran, and it ended up just being me and her.

And we talked. But before then, she was really shy. We never even, like, talked or anything. I thought she was pretty and all, but when that happened, I was like, this is it. Yeah. And the rest is history. I don't know. You don't know.

I mean, I think we did. Beach, rain, kit. She told me specifically that what did it was when we were all wet, we were walking back to the hotel and I said, let's just jump in the hot tub. We're wet anyway, and we just sat in the hot tub and talked. Bachelor move. We're wet. We're hot tub lunch.

What do you think? Hot tubs are where it's at. A lot of things happen in a hot tub. What's ever happened in your life in a hot tub? A lot. I don't want to know. Like what? No, we don't want to know.

I just think you're saying. I think when you're, okay, I feel like when you stall with like, are you serious? I don't really have anything. I don't see what you want me to say. Amy has the point. Let me just start me for a minute. I have been in hot tubs with chicks plenty of times. When you start to say your words funny, let's just say clothing optional.

And you start to say things like, let's just say. He's like, I've been hot tubs with chicks plenty times. He's like Donald Trump. He's like Donald Trump. Let's just say. I'm in hot tubs. Lots of chicks. I don't understand what you want.

The best. Hashtag loves to Do you want me to describe what happens? I mean Eddie, congratulations He's got clothing optional I heard it Isn't it always clothing optional hot tub

Like you wear the short Sometimes Ew Hot tub is just like They're not gross Yeah Are you robot Muffunction

Me up Meep me Me Be Be Be Be Be I think that they're gross Yeah I think you just talk a big game You weren't there Just tell me I'm just telling you

In your stories When you don't have one You start to start to start all like, oh boy, let me tell you. I don't understand what you want me to say. Like, okay, so I got in the home, a hot tub, and I hooked up with a chick. Like, what do you want me to say? I mean, I'm trying to keep a PC.

How many chicks do you think you hooked up with a hot tub? Three. Oh, three? Okay. Okay. How many of them are your wife? Zero. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. I've never been in a hot tub with your wife. I've never been in a hot tub with my wife. How many girls do you think you've hooked up with in your life? Oh, 115. That's such a random number. 115. Don't get him down this trail. What is not a random number?

103, is that not random? There's no way. You think you hooked up with over 115 girls? Oh, yes. No. That's a boy. No way. No way. Let's move on.

If you do two a month. Oh, my gosh. All right. Let's go. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. That's a good thing. He's kind of cool.

Lunchbox's cousin is valedictorian. Look at that. Wow. It's in the blood. Pretty crazy that he's graduated in high school. school and he was named Valedictorian of his class and I was like, dude, you are so smart. Is that like something you set out to do your freshman year? He goes, no, it just kind of happened.

And I was like, that's amazing. I've never known someone in our family to be the Valle Dictorian. He goes, yeah. He keeps saying it that way. What's it called? Valley Dictorian. Valley. Like valley?

That's what it's called. What's it called? Valley Dictorian. Okay, we just probably say it differently. Yeah, I don't know how you guys. I would say valedictorian. Oh. How would you say it?

Valleadictorian. Okay. For your story, go ahead. So anyway. And I was like, that's so amazing. That's the craziest thing ever. Do you have your speech all planned out? And he goes, oh, no, there's 40 of us that are the valedictorians.

And I said, what? And he said, yeah, anybody above a 4.0, they named a valedictorian because they didn't want the other ones to feel bad because they all had above a 4.0. That is the dumbest. I hate to take away from your rant. But the fact that you keep saying valedictorian, it just, I don't. I laugh every time and I can't get into the story. I can't. Okay.

Just call them. Top of the class. There you go. Okay. Top of the class. Okay. They named 40 other people. So 41 top of the class students.

They're all the top of the class. And for the speech, they're just drawing a name out of the hat and that person is the one that gets to give a speech. No way. Because the kids worked so hard, all 41 of them got above a 4.0, you know, taking honors classes, all that stuff. And they didn't want to make them feel bad. What is going on in school?

How many salutatorians are there? See, Amy has to go back to it. I like when he says it. We should let him say it. I just do not understand. I agree with you. It's a participation trophy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's lame. You give everybody a ribbon. You give the highest GPA, the valedatorium. Boom.

You nailed it. Wow. You did it. Wow. You said it right. I have no. I said it the same way the whole time. No, you didn't.

No, I'm not a crook. I'm not a crook. So then I look at my cousin. I'm like, so you're not that special. He is because that's a really great thing to be over a four. point. It is huge. But if you're having a ranking system and someone's ranked number one and the highest they should win. Yeah. And how do they figure that out, Bobby? I'm asking you as someone that was probably pretty high up there. Like, when you do have similar grades and say there are three people with the exact thing, do they share it all or do they take into account like their activities? Yes. Every school is different. Okay. And so every school, even school districts where they have different schools, not the same district. They have different rules. At my school, you could not get over a 4.0. So, and I had to be in typing in ninth grade, which killed mine. So I was not valedictorian, nor was I saluteditorian.

But I did speak graduation. Shout out. Shout out. But it was that once you, if you had a four point, because I only like 40 kids in my graduating class. Yeah. I think like three of them had a four point. And then it was you got points for activities.

It was a point scale. That was how mine worked. Some of them you can get higher points based on classes you take that are AP. Right. You can get like up to a five point if you continue above it. So that's different for everybody. That's what my cousin did. those AP classes and

I'm just sickened by it like have you lost sleep? Yes, 41 people name I mean so 41 of those kids get to write on their college applications. I'm valedictorian. Boom, we did it again two ago.

Wow. Look at you. You're valedictorian of the show today for that. I think I'm saying it the same way. But yeah, so congrats to my cousin and all 40 other of his classmates of the valedictorian of their class. There you go.

Good luck and it's stupid. Schools you are. There you go. Sickening. Schools, you are stupid. Sickeny. It's sickening. Thanks for hanging out with us here Thursday.

Sickening. Tomorrow night I will be in Baton Rouge and then Jackson, Mississippi on Saturday night, doing my stand-up comedy tour with Carly Pierce and Lindsay Y'L playing music. So if you want to come, Bobby Bonescom. Tomorrow night, Baton Rouge, and then Saturday night, Jackson, Mississippi. So thank you very much, the Bobby Bones show here on Thursday. I love this story about these dogs. So this guy loses his two dogs. And he's like, I don't know, because they knew what part of the woods he lost them in.

And they can't find them. And people are out looking for the dogs because he's like, my friends, will you please come and find the dogs? So nothing. Hours go by. And they're small dogs. They're kind of like yorky-looking dogs. Like they're little terriers.

But he loved these dogs. And he's like, well, I guess we're going to have to go to the old plan B. And they have their favorite kind of sausages they eat. And he starts to grill the sausages at the place he left them. and they come back. Oh, they smell it. They smell the sausage. Amazing.

That's so smart. That's why I do with Eddie sometimes. One on the road. Yeah. Sausage. Can't find him. Yeah, I'll be like, I'll just start cooking up a tortilla. Oh, gosh.

And at the time, find Bob yet. I mean, has anyone seen Eddie? No, no, no. All right, get the grill out, boys. It's terrible. Is it, though? Yeah. Hey, this weekend, I will be in Baton Rouge and Jackson, Mississippi,

doing my stand-up show with Carly Pierce and Lindsay L. Love for you guys to come out. This is the Bobby Bones. Appreciate you guys being here on Thursday. We got to hear Lunchbox say Balladictorian over and over again. That was fun. Bobby Bones.com is the website. Oh, man, we'll see it tomorrow.

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