The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby's Waiter Gets Fired In The Middle Of Dinner + Jordan Davis Talks About His Journey From Bartending To Having A Hit Song + Lunchbox Tries Yodeling In Public

Episode Date: April 12, 2018

Jordan Davis stops by to talk about how he went from being a bartender 3 years ago to now being on the brink of his first #1 single with "Singles You Up." Bobby went to dinner with a friend and their waiter was fired in the middle of their meal for a really bizarre reason! Lunchbox thinks the 'yodeling kid' is overrated and attempts to go viral himself by yodeling in public. Also, someone on the show just got a $1,000 bonus and recognition from our big boss! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And I do want to take a second and talk about producer Eddie because I just found after the show is over that Eddie's throwing the first pitch out tonight at the Nashville Sounds minor league baseball game, right? It's a big deal, yeah. Why are you talking like that? What do you mean?

It's a big deal. It's a big deal. It's a big deal, ever, bloody. Did I sound like that? Yes. Stop being radio, Eddie. Be just normal. It's a big deal.

So you're throwing the pitch up. Amy, you think we're giving them too much a hard time? I guess so. I don't really know. I didn't see anything wrong with. Is that better? Okay.

Fair enough. So Eddie's out tonight and he's throwing the pitch out. But his son that he's trying to teach baseball to is coming with him. Yeah, he's going to be there. Eddie, my advice is don't let him come. No, no, no. He's going to see you. He's going to see you.

It doesn't make it. Guys, I've been spending an hour with him every day to get him geared up for baseball and like he looks up to me now. Like he looks up to me. He's like, dad knows baseball. Like I'm learning from him. And now I'm going to throw the first pitch

and what if I don't even make the plate. I know. That's not what you have to worry about. What are what I have to worry about? Just looking super unathletic. Right. Like your wind up? Yes.

Eddie, you are not an athlete. Dude, I've been practicing the pitch. My leg goes up really high and then I throw it hard. Like I think I'm going to look good out there. The kid's not going to know the difference though. He's not going to know what an athlete looks like. But he's watching all these other people throw

and then his dad gets up there and throws, there's a big difference. Well, lucky his dad throws at the beginning of the game, and then once he watches the game, he's like, whoa, dad's not very good. But once he sees his dad throws him out, oh, that's good. But when the game starts, he's like, dad's not very good. A little bit of me is just giving you a hard time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we do.

You know, we just like, but a little of me is like, ooh, maybe you should turn junior around, like have someone distract him when you throw. And if it's good, be like, oh, don't worry, we got it recorded and show it to him. Yeah. And if it's bad, then it never happened. He just missed it. Yeah. I don't know, man.

We've been building this up for like a whole week. Oh, then he has to watch. You've been building it out. Yes. Oh, no. Good luck. Thank you. I mean, this is the first time I've ever done this.

Eddie, we only give you crab because you lie about how athletic you are. No, that's not true. I am an average athlete. No, you're not. Secondly, you said you were a three-star football recruit. You don't know anything about football. Yes, I do. That's better than average.

Ask me something about football. I'll tell you right now. But Eddie, a three-star is an elite athlete in high school. Do you know all the Mexicans I grew up with? Down south, I mean, we're all Mexicans. We're all little. Like, I rose above them. Like, they're just not athletic.

I was the best out of my whole group. And scouts were looking at me. If you were the best in your whole group, I needed to play ball there. Yeah. Bobby, you would have been like... You would have been an all-star. Yeah. I don't even know.

Well, good luck tonight, Eddie. Thanks, man. I'll let you know how it goes. I think I'm going to throw a really good pitch, though, for real. Okay. Should I throw a curve? Should I go straight fastball? No, no.

Seamer? I don't know. The split finger, Eddie. Okay. The split finger. Grounder. Yeah, or the knuckle. Yeah, Eddie's going to do that.

Anything you want to talk about today's show, Amy, that we did, that we want to give a way a heads up on? Oh, man. I know. I know. I know. It's just because we just spent hours and hours doing it. Yeah, I want everybody to sit back.

Yeah. Have a cup of tea. Take it in. Some tea. Maybe some coffee. A little after room. Pick me up. If you're listening to us right now

while you're working out running, I need you to work out harder. There you go. Also, I'm sorry, at Bones, do you think Lunchbox is going to go viral today? No. Oh, yeah, no.

Already you did the bit. I know, but do you think it'll go viral like it'll pick up? Oh, like tomorrow morning we'll wake up. Yeah, like, is it going to be all over TMZ? I'll let people be the judge of that. That bet's coming up where Lunchbox is in singing in Walmart.

Ellen's going to call. Yeah. How would, Lunchbox, how would you feel if Amy went viral for some weird reason? Like, let's just say she was doing some funny, and all of a sudden she had 10 million views in a day, and Ellen called her. I'd be heartbreaking. Why?

Because it's not me. Because I've been trying to go viral for years. And Amy doesn't really care about going viral. And if she gets some little dumb video and she goes viral, it's... I was shocked one time my bacon video didn't go viral, though. You can't be shocked when you don't go viral. I mean, I wasn't planning on it. But when I go back and watch that, I'm like, why isn't this a bigger deal?

That was a good video. There's a video when Eddie was first. produced in my TV show. We did a fake wedding proposal and it has millions and millions of views. And people have stolen it and the stolen versions have millions of views. Yeah. So you went viral and how did your life change? It really didn't go viral at once. It's just been a slow builder. It made a bunch of those TV shows like home video shows. Yeah. That it did. You searched for that. It was the almost late show with Bobby Bones and I had my friend Michael come in and do a fake proposal. No, Michael was on the show.

We had his friend come in and do one. And everybody believed it. Millions of views. I'm wearing my, uh, an old, I mean, what does that have? So that's not even the big one.

Proposal. That's the one we loaded on our page. It just has like 300,000. There's some of have millions of the same clip. So yeah, there's that. Anything else, same? You're always tired when we do this and I always feel like you're ready to get off.

You are to you yawn all the time when we do this. Don't yawn, Amy. Don't check out, Amy. I'm not checking out. Yawning is contagious. I can help it. Maybe somebody else yawned. You have to be a leader.

You have to be a leader in the room. Don't be a follower. Here's the thing. If you hold your yons, it would be. That. That. That's it. No, it's not.

Your head won't explode. Let me check on Google. Let me say this. I'm in Denver right now and I'm looking at Amy on my computer. Yeah. And Amy just forget that I'm on the screen and she's like yawning and like has angry. She's so checked out. I'm not angry.

That's my resting face. And I did. I sent her a text. I was like, hey, for my sake, for my sake, look interested. Like, look interested in the show. She's like, I... No. He said, no, you want me to read it? I don't get to read it.

Can you relax a bit with all the yawns or do it off screen? It makes you seem like you're tired or bored. Yeah. And I go, not bored, sorry. And you go, you're literally the only thing I see. But Amy, you're reading it with a mean tone. Yeah. So that's how I read it.

And then I, so I rolled my eyes. Like, oh, and I hope you saw it. I didn't. This is what... Because, again, the only... I don't see anyone else in the room except Amy. I said, hey, can you relax about it? all the yawns or do it off the screen,

makes you seem a little tired or bored. I said you're the only thing I see. That's how I read it. No, you did it. You're acting like, you sent it like, hey, can you relax the yons? But you're still having to tone. I didn't sound like a valley girl.

No, I was like, hey, can you relax with the yons? Because all I can see is you yawning. And so it makes me feel like the whole room's yawning. They are. I've been yawning a little bit. That's my point. But, Amy, it doesn't matter. You have to be the leader of the room.

The good thing is you can only see her because we've yonned a bunch. No, what is this weed person? Don't put the mouse in. I haven't yon at all. I'm so happy to be here. I'm always pumped up. Okay, guys, I'm the leader. I need to behave.

It doesn't matter. All I can see is Amy. And if she looks checked out, I feel like the whole room's checked out. It's frustrating because I'm way over here. I'm not checked out. And then you laugh with all your little butt buddies over there. That's his lunchbox is just making. No, I wasn't.

No, I wasn't. I'm done. I'm done. Amy, you have to understand. I'm sitting in a room by myself and I have to rely on a lot of things in the room, like you. I have to rely on you to direct the room and you don't. You're like, hmm. I can control lunchbox and his shenanigans.

What have I done? Have I done anything today? You're out of control sometimes. You were like going like this. I don't care though. I don't care. You know what? But there's a reason I rely on you, Amy, more than anybody else.

Okay. Well, just FaceTime me, dude. We'll take care of it. I'll mature. I'm done. I'll live this in the butt. Here's today's show. Bye. Bye.

Let's go. Transmitting across America. Yeah. Welcome to the show. Morning studio. Morning. I am in Denver, Colorado this morning. Late night last night, I went to watch Cole Swindell and High Valley as the station here

in Denver, the Bull, had their first ever bowl concert. And so it's pretty good. with the Grizzly Rose, this legendary venue, and it's a pretty good show. Man, those High Valley guys, they have a lot of energy. Yeah. They're good, yeah, because they have that song,

Because I want to make you mine. But they have another one, too. What's their one right now? Yeah, devil's knocking on my door. Oh, what's cheese with me? Because she's with me, me, me, me, yeah. So they play, then Cole play for an hour and a half,

and Cole's great, and so it was a good time. And the thing about Denver is, you know, we're on there, but we've only been on there a few months. They don't know the show, really. So I'm just a weirdo. And I posted on my Insta story yesterday because I have a Denver, Colorado,

like a state flag hat. And I said, am I too poser to wear it? When I wear a Denver state flag hat if I was a local, I didn't, I wore it anyway. I love it. You know what I mean? I still have it on right now, as a matter of fact. There you go.

That's how normal I am and cool and local. I like so local in this hat, people are stopping, ask me for directions. They were like, hey, Mr. Local, sir, can you tell me how to get over here? I was like, you know, not really from here, but thank you. But I've been out of here a lot. What did you do yesterday?

Am anything? Well, I had that event that I was hosting, which was really well. Good. I feel like I represented I heart. What was it? 40 under 40, like people were winning the awards locally in town in Nashville, and so I was introducing each person. But only 31 of the 40 were there.

Nine people didn't show up. I would revoke their award. Unless they're sick. No, hey, fine by me, because then we had nine intros we did have to do. But it was awesome. Yeah. Well, well, well, here we are. Here we are.

Let's get going. Later on in the show, old Jordan Davis comes by. He has that song Singles You Up. I mean, we could probably start the show about playing that. Can we do that, Raymond? Sorry. Raymundo? Yeah.

Because he's on 23 of me and it says he's a little Hispanic. So he wants to be called Raymundo. Is that even an Hispanic name, Mike D? It is. How'd he say? Remundo? Do we have to do that, Raymondo, or no? If you don't naturally roll it, then don't, but just say it how you see it.

Okay, Rebando. Remando. Okay, here we go. Jordan Davis come by later this morning. Here is singles you up right now on the Bobbybone show. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Former Florida Gators coach Jim McElwain sold his house at a very heavy loss.

But there's a good reason. he was helping a family with two disabled children who the house was perfect for. He sold his home for $400,000 less than he paid for it. And it wasn't to the highest offer, but to the Stobbs family, they wanted the house because it perfectly suited the needs of their kids with wide hallways and ramps for the kids' wheelchairs. So the McIlwains initially turned it down, but after hearing the story decided to sell them the home at the huge loss to help the family.

Oh, wow. Yeah, which is that was pretty cool too. and they have to move it because he was fired and he was still cool. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So to Jim McElwain and the family, I see you. That's really cool.

Over to Ray now with the news. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ray Mundo in sports. Tristan Thompson, NBA basketball player, was booed last night when he took to court for the first time since all that news broke about him cheating on his pregnant girlfriend, Chloe Kardashian. Chloe is set to give birth any day.

day now. In other news, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg faced another day of questioning by Congress. He testified for five hours. Highlights of that are online. And finally, in weather news, 60s and 70s for most of the country today, severe weather moves in tomorrow throughout the weekend in the South and Midwest. The Bobby Bones Show. Our producer Eddie, who does our videos, he saw that movie The Shape of Water, which I had never seen, it was nominated for Best Picture. Did you like it? Bones, it has to be on your list.

It's one of my favorite movies that I've seen this year so far. Doesn't she fall in love with a fish or something? Yes, it's outrageous. It's actually the weirdest movie that I've seen in a long time. But, dude, it's really, really, really good. Why does it remind you of me? Because she's lonely. She has no one in her life.

Oh, boy. And then she works at this science lab as a cleaning lady, but falls in love of one of their experiments, which is a fish, a sea creature. But dude, it's crazy. Like, if you take yourself out of that world and just look at it as like a sci-fi movie, it's so, so good. So what am I supposed to take from it since it reminds you of me? Well, I think that you're going to see that basically if she could fall in love with a sea creature, like something outrageous like that, dude, there's a chance for you out there.

Am I looking for a sea creature or another human? Well, I mean, no, it's a science fiction. That's fake. But in real life, that means that there is some. someone for everyone. Okay. That was my translation. I should watch the shape of water.

It's really, really good. I'm telling you, A-plus movie. Wow. Yes. Did you cry? You know, I didn't cry. I just, I thought about it the whole day after I saw it. And then, like, the next day I was like, this is really, really good.

Anybody else seen any good movies lately at all? Lunchbox? No, I haven't watched a movie in a hot minute. About two weeks. You seen a movie? Yeah. I mean, I saw one documentary called the Barclay Marathons, and it's amazing. What's that about?

It's about this race out in the wilderness in East Tennessee, and people from all over the world come, and they only let, like, 50 people enter, and it's a, you have 72 hours to finish the race. It's amazing. 72 hours to finish a marathon? No, you run four marathons. It's through the woods, and trust me.

And the guy that runs the race, reminds me in No Teeth, Keith, and you, by the end of the movie, you are cheering for the people, and you feel so emotionally connected to the people trying to do this amazing feat. What's it called? Barclay Marathons.

Amy, have you seen anything at all? Any movies? No. I mean, I'm trying to think of some kids' stuff that we watched. Maybe Justice League, is that on, can we watch that? Is that a thing?

Justice League? Is that a movie? I guess it's one of those from that I don't watch superhero movies from. Is that right? Yeah, DC. DC, Com. The one that makes the bad ones.

The other one. We rented that or bought it or something. I wasn't that into it clearly. But, I mean, you know, superheroes. Your kids love superheroes, huh? Yes. At the orphanage, do they know about superheroes? Is that, like, why superheroes?

Why all the time? I would assume that it's pretty, yeah, universal, the superhero language. So, plus it's like, they think they're super cool. So. Do they like Ben Affleck as Batman or they like me like, me? Like, me? I don't know that they have ranked basketball. Batman's.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know, what's his name, Keaton? Michael Keaton? That's some old school right there. I was thinking more Christian Bale. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Christian Bail. Michael Keaton. Oh, Batman.

George Clooney was Batman for a while? That's right. That's right. I don't know, maybe that's, I should assign that. Homework, kids. Rate your Batman's. Yeah, there you go. Bobby Bones.

The Bobby Bones show. Time for your positivity on a Thursday. Let's go around the room and Tell me something good. Hit it. Tell me something good. I go first. A 58-year-old woman was cooking breakfast in her kitchen

when she realized the factory beside her apartment was on fire. So she grabbed a ladder and she made a makeshift overbridge between the factory and where she lives. And the workers climbed across the ladder from the factory into her place. Save 20 workers. She put a ladder as a... That's a... How is this not the front? of every website.

Yeah, pretty cool. That should be the news story of the day. Tell me something good. There you go. Amy, you're up. Tell me something good. So there's a nine-year-old girl named Hadley Gray in Phoenix, Arizona. And for her ninth birthday, she wanted it to be special for others and not herself.

So on her invitation, it said no gifts. And she put a list of things that she wanted to donate for homeless people and to shelter dogs. So she asked for dog food, all pet foods, blankets, toys, shampoo. Boom. That's how she celebrated her birthday. Man, nine years old, I was all He-Man gifts. Right.

Please give Ninja Turtles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there she is, asking for other people. All right, babe, you're up. No one finds that funny, but I'll go anyway. Brennan is a fifth grader, and there was an art competition. They had to draw something, and it was going to be featured on a NASCAR race car, and he wins.

He's all excited. That's all he thinks is going to happen. But Christopher Bell, who's a race car driver, showed up to his school in the pace car, and showed him his design on the car and took him around the city in the car and gave him two tickets to a NASCAR event. Wow, that's pretty cool. Boom, boom, boom.

Start your engine. Boom. That's pretty cool. Just a quick poll. Does everyone find it funny when I call Lunchbox, babe? hilarious. Yeah, it's fine with me. No.

Making sure. Okay. And that is tell me something good. Yeah. The Bobby phone show. Do you carry cash, Amy? Not really, no. How you carry cash says a lot about you.

Lunchbox, do you carry cash? Absolutely. Do you carry a lot of cash? At least $100 at a time. Wow. I try to have a $100 bill in my wallet at all times. Yeah, because he finds that impressive. Because it's cool when you pull out $100 bill, people are like, ooh.

And usually, like if you're at a gas station, you're like, oh, I don't have change for that. Okay, then I'll have to put it on credit. But just to let people know you have the $100, it gets a sign of respect. So you like to swing that $100. Yeah, swing the $100, and usually people can't break the $100. So then you have to go credit, but at least you got to show off. Huh. Yeah, I might keep around $7 on me at most. I don't keep a lot of cash on me. If you don't carry cash at all, you're younger and trendy.

Like Morgan number two, she's 24. Hey, Morgan number two, do you carry cash? No, I hardly ever have any cash. So young and so trendy is that Morgan number two. Well, so are we, Bobby. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. A lot of crumpled bills. Is that anyone?

No. No. No. It indicates you're irresponsible and you don't. don't spend your money wisely. A money clip. Does anyone have even the dream of carrying a money clip? Because I find them to be so obnoxious.

Man, I'm going to tell you what. What? I have a money clip at the house, but I have not transitioned because I was going to bring it to you and say, can I go to a money clip? Because I think it looks so awesome. You're really going to bring that in as an idea? I have it. I literally have a money clip at the house in the box.

Wait, so what's wrong with a money clip? because I bought one for my husband. It says you brag a lot and you're cocky. Because you can see everything in it. You can see all the money, all the credit cards. That's the typical person who carries a money clip. Oh, man, I even put his initials on it. He uses it too, but he's not braggie or cocky.

Carrying a wallet with a little bit of cash means you have a good job and you make good life decisions. That's you, Bobby. That's me. There we go. That's me in many ways. Yeah. Let me go with it. Hey, lunch.

Does your money club have a dollar sign on it? Because that'd be totally baller. I did. I need to look at it. I don't think it has a dollar sign, but I can get one engraved on there. Lunchbox will go to Walmart and try to be viral. You know, there was the yodeling kid. And the yodling kid's on Ellen. He's playing the grand old opera on Saturday night. But Lunchbox says the kid's not talented and he can do that. So he went out to the opera. Or excuse me, he went out to Walmart. Big difference. Hidden Mike. And he yodeled the Hank Williams senior song. And we'll see how that went out. That's coming up.

Skinny. So Gwen Stefani stopped by the Ellen show and Ellen straight up asked her about the rumors that are always going around about her and Blake Shelton getting married. And Gwen said they don't have any plans right now, but she admitted that she thinks about marrying him all of the time and that everyone in her family really loves him. Seems like a little pressure to me. You don't say that on a national television unless it's a little bit of pressure. Will they get married? Yes or no, Amy? I think eventually yes. Lunch box. No chance. I wouldn't say no chance, but I lean on the no side. I don't feel like they need to get married.

Amy, what else? Well, Dirk's Bentley released the music video for his new single, Woman, Amen, and he decided to do something a little special with the video. He paid tribute to a mother and her daughter who volunteer in Nashville. The Floyd family, they help out by raising money for cancer. They prep meal for homeless shelters. They pass out backpacks filled with school supplies. And he showed up, surprised them, had his guitar, sang Woman Amen.

And it's just really special, and he hopes that it encourages. encourages others to volunteer. I'm Amy. That's Your Skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. A man walked into a loads and stole $3,000 worth of items.

Jumped in his car and he's trying to flee the scene. Boom. Rex right into a cop car. Oh. Cop car wasn't even responded to the scene. He just was trying to speed out of the parking lot and hit it. Who! Car broke down.

He was arrested. Oh, yeah. stinks. I bet he's like, oh, he probably just gives up, right? Like, it's just not a good day at the end. All right, there you go. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones. I was talking to a friend last night, and she said, hey, so you put your dog's ashes out at your old houses? I said, yeah. She said, was that weird asking for permission? That's that for what? She said to go into the backyards and dump the ashes. I didn't ask permission?

If asked permission, there's a chance I get told no. And she thought it was so crazy that I didn't knock on the door and say, do you mind if I go into your backyard and dump my dog's ashes? One, because I'm in the yard, and two, because it's an animal's ashes. Like remains, basically. And I said, no.

Never thought about it because I didn't want to be told no. And if I'd been told no, I'd just been destroyed. So I know where the gate locks are on the gate. Like, I know how to get in the backyard. I'd live there. I built the fence on two of those places. And so I just didn't think it was weird at all. I had moved on as far as thinking about that.

Is that weird? No, I mean, I think it would be weird to ask. I mean, you just kind of put them in one spot, like not where, like, kids would roll around. Well, I mean, I just put them somewhere. Why kids roll around the backyard anyway? Stop that. Kids play in yards.

Yeah, but ashes aren't any worse than anything else in the yard. But did you, like, sprinkle or are you just kind of laid? No, I just kind of dumped in different places. Just like dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump. I mean, did you dump and run? Like, how did this happen? Because someone comes out with a gun, what do you do? A gun?

You get some guys in their backyard? Well, no, listen, I also thought if I was a home invader, what time would I invade? And that was in the daytime, because everyone's at work. That's true. And so I went and I had the thought process of a burglar. And so I went in, I just went and I just wasn't, I didn't care. I was just doing it. But yeah, she thought it was totally.

But I just thought if I knocked on the door and I said, excuse me, sir, my dog used to live here and he died. Can I dump his body in your backyard? Did they, for sure, said no? Yeah, you just go for it. And if you get busted, then you sort of ask, it's almost like you'd rather ask for forgiveness than for permission. I wasn't even going to ask for forgiveness. I had my, the car was running. I was jumping in and speaking off.

Oh, you're just going to leave. Oh, yeah. And there was no way I wasn't going to do it. I was going to come back in the middle of the night if, and be burglar hours number two if they wouldn't let me do it. Yeah. I was determined. And so, but then she asked me too if I've properly mourned

because I had my dog for close to 15 years. That's the only living creature I've ever told that I love, like I love that dog. And so I don't know if I have, but I don't know how to. And so she encouraged me to watch a really sad movie. So are there any really sad movies, newer ones that I, because I'm not going to go watch Steel Magnolias.

Oh, that's a good one, though. Because that, Steel Magnolia is what I love about it It has all the emotions. You'll laugh and you'll cry. Yeah, but I just feel like I can be reading my book or watching a new Netflix show. Okay. Well, what about? So I need something new.

I got something. Go ahead, lunchbox. It's being called the saddest Netflix movie of all time. It's called Irreplaceable You and it says everybody cries when they watch it. I read a story about it. What about a movie though? Like, I'm flying a lot. No, it is a movie.

It's on Netflix. It's on Netflix. I can't download it. to download it. Oh, you can't download it? I want to cry on a plane awkwardly or in a hotel room. Hey, what about wonder? What's that?

It's a movie about this kid that has a deformity in his face and he gets bullied a bunch, but it really makes you cry, but it's a great story. I got really close to crying. I'll take suggestions. Newer sad movies. Hey, Morgan, number two, put this up on our Facebook. Newer sad movies I can watch so I can properly mourn. All right.

Because apparently it's like a trigger. You watch a sad movie. It triggers you. This could be good, bones. Yeah, I'm just trying to find ways. I don't know how to experience, like, deep sadness because I block it all out. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Amy? I'm looking up the saddest movies of 2017. What's your guy? Give me that number one, two, and three. I don't think this is right, because these don't seem sad to me. Batman?

Pokemon the movie. Oh, no. I choose you. Oh, no. Pokemon. What else? Let's see. I don't know some of these. A movie called Detroit. Oh, Detroit. Lutzbox saw Detroit. Was it sad?

It's emotional. It's a rough one. That's a tough one to watch. There was that viral video of the kid in Walmart, and he's singing Hank Sr. And he's yodeling, and everyone gathers around him. And so, Lunchbox thought he could get a crowd by doing the same thing. He didn't think the kid was that talented. By the way, here's the Hank Sr. song. called Love Sick Blues. I hate to think it all over. I've lost my heart it's seen. And here's the kid.

They're calling him Yodel Kid. He's 11 years old. Yodling at Walmart. There you go. Yeah, he's not that good. He's so good. No, he's not. Everybody's just, oh my gosh.

You're just saying that because he's a kid. Like, oh, look at him. He's a kid. So it's so cool. Whatever. So this video has millions and millions of views. It's been up a couple weeks at this point. Yeah. But Lunchbox starts having

this, yes. He starts feeling competitive with an 11 year old. So he goes to Walmart and here's Lunchbox doing the same thing, the yodeling, in Walmart as the kid. Now, here. She's a kind of loving, Lord,

I love her when she calls me sweet da-da-dun. Such a beautiful dream. I hate to think it's all over. At this point, lunchbox, has anyone gathered around you. Not yet, not yet. Over. I've lost my heart.

It seems I've grown so used to you. What's wrong with you? You sound like the bee's. He's done nothing like this for the kid. Your yodel sounds like staying alive. Well, nobody's sugar daddy now. And I'm l-l-l-lun-lons. It's not like a chicken.

He does. There's like 10 seconds left. We want to hear the rest of this or no? Yeah, I mean, might as well. I got the Lonsick, please. Nobody claps. You just hear the guy over the top. I got no applause.

I don't know what was wrong. I got some weird looks, but nobody thought it was that great. I don't know. They must have not known what good music was. I hate to think it all over. So Lunchbox, you can't do the yodel thing at all? Oh, I thought I did it in the song. Amy, can you yodel?

A yodel-a-hoo. No. A yodel-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-le-le-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-lunschoo. Lunchbox, she's better than you are. No, why are you hating on the words that I had to. If you like to be bala-lo-hoo. I love to look-lake-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-w. Wait, why am I now like picturing something in Hawaii?

Yeah, you're not. Hawaii. You're not even doing this. Yodel. I hate to think it all oh-hoo. Now that I hear that, I love to think it all over.

Is that good? Yeah, no, it's not. But you also didn't claim you could go into a Walmart and do it either. Yeah, no. That kid's awesome. No, guys, did you not listen to me?

Yeah, we did. It was terrible. Here. That's good. Yeah, it's awesome. Love it. That's all. I think that it's over.

This is a Bobby Bones Before I tell you what happened at dinner where the waiter ended up getting fired because that'll happen in the next five minutes or so, I want to go over to Morgan number two and she will now tell us what 24-year-olds care about. Here we go. Well, we got a sneak peek into season two of big little lies,

and according to Cosmopolitan, we're not going to be getting it until 2019. That's so frustrating. It's so frustrating that they tell us. Just don't tell us anything. It's like Game of Thrones. That comes out in 27. And I got to wait for that 30 years.

Yeah, you're probably going to miss it. Yeah, I've already dead. By God. Yeah. Yeah, the Big Little Lies is good. I never expected myself to be a fan. And I started watching it on HBO because everybody was like, oh, it's so good. And I thought, I'm not going to like this.

I loved it. Yeah, that's good. That's a good show. So, wait, what's the rest of the story, Morgan, number two? So all of the moms will be back for season two, and Merrill Streep got added as Nicole Kidman's mother-in-law. Oh, cool. Yeah, I guess she wouldn't attach yourself to a project that wasn't good, huh? Yeah.

She must know that it's going to be amazing and worth the wait. Merrill Streep, huh? Well, she's not waiting. She's already taped. You're already recording it. Well, she must be a part of something that's making us wait. All right, thank you, Morgan, number two. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones.

I was having dinner with a friend, and we're talking, and the waiter comes over. It says, hey, like to take a drink order. It was like, cool. And, you know, me, I just ordered some sparkling water. He's like, ooh, I don't know if we have water that sparkles. I thought he was telling a joke or something. Yeah, maybe you hadn't heard it. That is funny.

Well, so I go like Topo Chico. And so he says, okay, gets both our drinks, leaves, comes back about, I'm going to say two and a half minutes later and goes, hell out, take your drink order. And I was like, ha ha, this is funny. Guy, completely serious. Writes it down again. Walks off.

Oh, look at that was weird. Comes back again, doesn't have our drinks, says, hey, would you like some. appetizers. You know me? I love a good appetizer. Yeah. So I ordered like some grilled Calamari and leaves, because the bag goes, hey, our kitchen caught on fire. I lost all your orders. What? The kitchen got on fire? That's what I said. I'm like, the kitchen got on fire. Like, I felt bad for this guy.

Like, I also would be taking orders multiple times if the kitchen caught on fire. So, reordered everything again. Drinks, appetizers, the whole thing. And then our drinks came. But it was two champains. Now, nobody ordered champagne. Oh Okay The table next to us goes

Oh I think those are our Champains I said okay cool So I gave him the two champains Waiter from a drink No nothing So I see him go over to the table next to us And he pulls out his wallet

And he throws his wallet on the table Now again this is the waiter Pulls at his own wallet And throws it on table And he goes I'm sorry What is happening So he's trying to like

Okay I don't know Like I don't know what's happening At this point I realize Something's up So finally the food comes out ordered entrees, the entrees come first, the appetizers come second, the drinks come third. Not the order that I would have requested them.

The drinks last. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, I got them all and eventually they ended up being right, but not the order that I would have thought they would have come. And listen, I was hungry. So I just had everything, so I was kind of happy. I mean, we were probably there 45 minutes before we had anything. Oh my goodness. That's not good.

So then I hear a commotion like, I heard this. over to the side of me. And I look over and he takes his notepad out of his pocket and throws it and then takes his little apron thing off like a trendy apron and drops it. They fired him right in the middle of dinner. I know. And I'm watching all this and I'm like, my mind's blown. I wait at tables forever.

I'm like, oh, that's all I can think is. What a story this is going to be on Twitter. So he's walking out and he has to do the walk of shame and walk by a big long window right by the restaurant. and he's talking on the phone and he's very animated with his hands. So a new waiter comes up and goes No, no, here we go. The new waiter comes up and he goes,

hey, would you like see a magic trick? What? And I'm going, what's happening here tonight? Like, where are you? Well, the new waiter felt bad that we just went through all that with the old waiter and was trying to overcompensate

because he also wanted to get tipped because I think he was having to do a lot of legwork for the old waiter. Yeah, so why not bust out magic? trick. So he said, do you want to see a magic trick? And I said, sure, I was like a good magic trick. And he starts doing this thing with his hands. And then finally he takes a lighter and lights the candle and puts it on the table. You know, it wasn't the right environment for that. But I was like, okay, cool. So the other guy gets fired. The new waiter's trying to overcomensate because

he feels bad. And I get the bill. And it'll give me any sort of a discount. Wasn't asking for it. But I thought they would go, hey, you just had a mild, dramatic dinner. Yeah. We fired the waiter right in front of your face. The whole thing happened. And nobody acknowledged it. So then give me a discount, which is okay. But I tipped the crap out of them because I didn't know who would get the tip. And I felt bad for the first guy. I don't know what happened.

Because I feel like I don't ever really know what's going on in somebody else's life. I may feel like I do, but I really don't because people never really know what's going on in my life. And so I tipped him 50%. 5-0. Wow. That's pretty good. Because I feel like if you can slip someone a little extra love, and you can, you should, because you'd want it given to you if you needed it.

And I thought maybe that old waiter would still get that tip. Yeah, because he was clearly having a rough day. Clearly having a rough day, night, week, don't know. But I hope he's able to get his addict right because his addict definitely was not right. But he got fired right at dinner. I'd never seen it like it before my life. And so... He straight up just took his apron off right there and left.

Well, they made him. Well, yeah. They fired him. Man. What about the kitchen? Was it on fire? No, there was no kitchen fire. Oh, he lied?

Yeah, Amy, the whole thing was the, I don't know what happened. That guy wasn't right. He wasn't right. Yeah. So, and lunchbox is mad at me because I tipped him 50%. I can't believe you tip 50%. I'd have expected a free meal. I'd have called the manager over and said, hey, what's going on over here?

Whoa, and 50% insane. That's a bad night out. That guy's not going to have a job tomorrow. Yeah, and he's not going to get that 50% either. Well, I don't know who's going to get the tip. Yeah, because he could so. He gave in his last table. Yeah.

And so I thought, well, let me send him out at least with a good tip because it wasn't going to be good. But if he's listening right now, hey man, chin up. You'll have better days. Man, yeah, I saw him apologize like three tables. The whole thing was a nightmare. That was thoughtful of you. Yeah, that was nice. I was surprised the restaurant did not offer any sort of discount.

I mean, not even a free dessert. Not even like we'll take care of your appetizers. Yeah, your grilled calamari. We'll give a shout out so we know not to go there. No. As someone who worked in the restaurant business for a long time, the proper customer service thing would have been to go, oh, sorry about that.

We'll take care of your appetizers. Yeah. But that's okay. That's okay. I'm not mad about it. But yeah, that was it. Just want to say that. Just remember that.

Even if someone is gross to you, it's probably something in their life is happening that isn't pleasurable to them. Obviously, yeah. Yeah. People react angrily toward other people, not for the reason, not for the person who's getting the anger. So just be good to people. We can.

And that was a good, it was a thing. It was a crazy. It was weird. But yeah, that happened, man. And I had a story to tell, so that's pretty cool. The story part is pretty cool. Yeah, it's like a, but it's like a three-part story. Oh, yeah, there was no fire too, so.

Yeah. There you go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. The ACM awards are this Sunday night, and they just announced some pretty cool collaborations. They're starting something new this year called ACM Flashbacks, going to go back 25 years, so to 1993. So Alan Jackson and John

Party are going to team up and sing Chattahoochee. Riba and Kelly Clarkson are going to do, Does He Love You? And Toby Keith and Blake Shelton will sing Should Have Been a Cowboy. Again, you can watch the ACMs this Sunday night on CBS. So did you notice this week if you tried to watch Despacito on YouTube or maybe even Shakira Adele, Taylor Swift or Drake?

I did fine when I was looking for Despacito. It wasn't there. No. My kids watch Despacito on YouTube all the time. And so there was hackers that hacked YouTube. And if you pulled up some of those videos, all you got was a creepy image of masked criminals. Whoa. Did they give you a virus or anything? What was the point?

No, I mean, there was no virus. Just to get their brand out there, their hacking brand? I don't know. But they did it on massive videos that have tons of accounts and YouTube restored all the videos. So no worries. You can go back to watching Desmacito. No problem. Sito, there you go.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. Yeah. Bobby Bones. Show. They gave us the TV ratings for last week. The number one show and all the TV was Roseanne.

Wow. 15.4 million viewers. I was staying up there. It is. I like it. I've watched it all. I thought I watched the first episode go, well, that was cute. See everyone now.

But it's actually written pretty funny. Anyone else watch Roseanne? No. No, but I think now I'm going to have to check it out. It's good. The first episode was kind of rough, but it's gotten better. The weirdest part of it to me is that they're now in HD. Because back in the old days, in the 90s, they were in standard deaf.

And you just saw it. Now that it's so crisp and they're old and it's just a weird mix. But I do think the show is really good. Number two with 13 million viewers was the Big Bang Theory. That's the number two TV show on All the Land. Number three was NCIS, Young Shell, at 4 and the Bull at 5. Maybe watch Bull?

None of those. Well, so, which brings me to my point, are we out of touch? I mean, I watch Roseanne and I like Big Bang Theory, but I don't watch them live. And maybe it, I don't know. I think older people watch NCIS and Bull. I think that's all old people. Yeah. Well, either way, they're getting eyeballs.

American Idol made the top list, which was good. Yay. Yeah. And I'll be back on this Sunday night, by. by the way, so I hope you are able to watch on Sunday night as I mentor 12 more. You know, being America's mentor is not an easy thing, Eam. You think it is. Now everywhere I go down the street, they're like, hey, America's mentor, will you give me advice?

And I'm like, I'm just trying to get some food, you know? I'm fresh out of advice right now. Everybody just wants to be mentored about stuff. So, yeah, I'll be back on Sunday night. By the way, tomorrow night, I will be in Albuquerque. If you're in Albuquerque, come out, doing a show at the Keevaudatorium, stand-up show. Bobby Bonescom. Well, this is L.O.L. Funny. This guy, Johnny, had all the letters on the Will of Fortune board turned over. All of them were turned over. You could read it. There were no empty ones. And it said flamenco dance lessons. All the letters were out there. It said flamenco dance lessons.

Yeah, with a C. Flaminko dance lessons. So, this is what happened. Here's the audio. All right, carefully. What's up there? Flamingo dance lessons. Sorry.

Ashley, it's your turn. I'll solve. Flamenco dance lessons. Yeah, that's it. And we're going to, there we go. She's got it. So to explain what we all heard was, and I know he didn't mean to say it, but you gave us a G instead of a C. But we're going to, well, we'll look at things and make sure we did things correctly during our commercial.

but that's the way it's been heard everywhere. You get the $1,000. We will take a break. Well, during the break, everyone was in the control of them listening. It was clearly, it was unintentional, but you have to kind of go by the rules. There it is. He said, G. Flamingo.

Wow. But it said it's at Flamingo. And he said Flaminko. Just play the first part of that back. All right, carefully. What's up there? Mamingo dance lessons. Maybe he thought it said Flamingo.

Yeah. Because, well, yeah. So he lost $7,100. And a trip to Spain. Yeah, because he couldn't say the word flamenco. All that money. Speaking of money, you know who's making money? Amy, you don't know you got the bonus?

I have no idea what you're talking about. Dead serious. Amy. Who is it? Really? I don't even know what it is or what it's for or how much it is. Well, it's a thousand bucks. Congratulations.

There it is. There it is. Because you've been nailing it. What? So what our company does is a pay. two people nationally who sets the bar extremely high, and they announce it in an email, and they give them a thousand bucks.

I haven't even got an email. Oh, because it's not you. Oh, God, are you talking to nail it? You just said Flamingo. Sorry. No, I'm so rude. I thought, oh, man, I was already like, okay. It's Morgan.

Amy just thought it was her. She's like, okay, I guess I'll take it. Morgan number two. And I just saw it in an email. Oh, Amy's clapping now. Yay. Yeah, that sounds real genuine. I'll read you this because I didn't know, but says in an email,

Morgan number two, digital director of the Bobby Bone Show. Since Morgan number two has joined the team, she has elevated the digital content strategy and continues set the bar extremely high. And it goes to a bunch of data. And I just thought, wow, look at Morgan number two, getting her a little credit through the company. And then it goes at the end, she will receive $1,000. Wow.

Man. Well, that's some incentive for other people reading that email. Wow. Speech. Speech, speech, speech, speech. I don't really know what to say other than I'm just really happy that I'm doing a good job more than anything. And you guys, you guys, well, first of all, Ray, hit that 24-year-old clip. Hit that one for me.

I'm going to do it. Getting paid. That's what they care about. Okay, thank you, Ray. That being said, Lunchbox has a bone to pick with Morgan number two. Oh, dear. Yes. now that you have that $1,000 because you got so much content on the web, who provides you with that content?

I mean, everybody does. Yeah, everybody does. So I think what you are saying is you're going to take us all to dinner with that $1,000 or you cut us in because without our content, your numbers wouldn't be anything. I'm not saying you don't do a lot of work by putting it up there and creating some of the stories and putting some of the text. But without us making the videos. Some of the stories and some of the text. Without us making the videos and the content. you wouldn't be getting that $1,000. I just want you to remember that.

Lunchbox. Yeah, I'm here. You do what you do to get paid. Right, right. But I don't get a bonus like that. That's a good point. If you perform at such a level that the company says, hey, we acknowledge that, then you do. They have a way to track what Morgan number two is doing.

Right. That's not. We're not. I'm done. I'm done. They have a way to track hers. I'm done. I helped her get those numbers.

Now, okay, Morgan number two, congratulations. Thank you. You do a fantastic job. Are we going to dinner? No, no. Do not give him a box any money. He's going to, and he'll guilt you too off the air. He'll guilt you.

Don't do it. I'll talk to you later. I'll send you like that. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Got to get that morning corny in. Over to Amy now at the morning corny. Here we go.

The morning corny. Why did the cat run away from the tree? Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because if it's bark. Come on. Come on. Montreal residents are being told by the city, Stop taking selfies with coyotes.

How are people even getting close to a coyote? Because there are a lot of them. Oh. Just enjoy the fact that it's there and it's an animal and you have the opportunity to see him. coyotes are very much part of the city's urban wildlife. Oh, wow. There have been five incidents of aggression toward humans, 10 dog injuries.

This is from a city spokesperson. And the incidents apparently with humans have been because people are trying to get close to them for things like selfies. Which is insane to me that they have to say that. I think anyone that gets attacked by a coyote taking a selfie should be attacked by a coyote. Maybe just a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah. So Montreal has also announced Tuesday had hired a company. to track and trap coyotes that have become aggressive. But if you want to take a selfie with a coyote, you do that at your own risk. Is there any animal you'd risk taking a selfie with? Like if you saw some exotic animal, you'd be like, what?

I got to get a selfie. If the word risk is involved, nope. If I feel like it's a risk, no, not at all. Today is National Colorado Day. I'm in Denver right now. I did a show last night. It's a grizzly rose with Cole Swindale. It's pretty fun.

Here are some strange Colorado law since it's Colorado Day. It's unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor in Denver. Unlawful? Wow. Unlawful. That's right. It's illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. That's statewide.

Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. This is a real deal because we have a dealership. I work with that here. On Sunday they can't show cars. Statewide. It's like Chick-fil-A. Okay. But Chick-fil-A is on a law.

That's just one company. This is a statewide, yeah. Couches. may not be placed on outside porches in Boulder. Oh, I kind of wish that was the law in my neighborhood. Well, HOAs do have those. I don't have an HOA. Yeah, I don't either.

They let us run wild in my neighborhood. It's basically anarchy where I live. And finally, it's illegal for a man to kiss a one while she's asleep. Okay. Which probably eliminates a lot of creeps. You know? Yeah. At least make sure she's awake.

It's kind of cute. The kids can't get by his sleep. But if you really think about it, Maybe there's a lot of creeps in the neighborhood. I was thinking when you're leaving for work, she's asleep, you give her a little smooch. Go to jail. Go to jail. Dads are getting older.

According to a new study, the average age of a new father in the U.S. is 31 years old, which is about three and a half years older than it was a few years ago. So over the last three decades or so, it continues to get older and older and older. So good for me. Yeah, you're not going to still behind. Yeah, good for me. I'm 38. I got nothing.

In a year, I could have a baby. You could. Yeah, but not nine months. Yeah, but not nine months because I had, like, I haven't had the touch of a woman in seven months. Oh, boy. Oh, man. The simple touch. Oh, that's why you were going to get a baby that way?

Yeah, I thought you were going to adopt it. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, you think you have a better shot at adopting than I do. I think that was going to involve the touch of a woman. Getting the touch of a woman. Yeah, I know. Nothing. Nothing.

No, nothing. Um, here's this. Love is more important than money to most people. Lunchbox, if you can pick a whole lot of money or a whole lot of love, what would you have? Money can buy you anything. Love can't. It's money. If someone said, here's a million dollars, or your marriage to your wife. Oh, man, that's a tough one, man. You're going to give me a trouble. No, it's not. No, it's not. You really have to think about that. Would you really? A million dollars is a lot of money

It is, it's a lot of money And my wife could leave it any time she wants Okay, go ahead The million dollars would never leave me Yeah, what you'd spend it? Death do its part The million dollars is what's going to be there Till death do its part

The wife, that's just a saying because She goes and gets a piece of paper She leaves So what, do you take the million dollars or the wife? I'm taking a million dollars Wow You can find another wife, you can't find another million dollars You're so full of it

What are you talking about? You're so full of it. Yeah, you can go make a million dollars if you work hard enough. Okay, someone's not going to just give you a million. Well, no one gave you a wife. No one would take half of that million that I made. Somehow you got one. I don't know.

Amy, if you need to get away, what do you do? Oh, I go to my closet because it's quiet and nobody can find me and I don't know. Just disappear. You have to go through layers because I go in my bedroom. through my bathroom and then into the closet. So you'll just go in the closet and shut the door? Yeah, I shut all the doors. I shut my bedroom door, the bathroom door, then the closet door.

What are you do in the closet? I have, I cry, I sit there. It sounds so sad. I breathe. Is that sad? You breathe? I do some breathing. I try to gain my composure. I go to the closet when I need me time, whatever that means.

Do you find that you're in the closet more since you have your kids? Oh, yeah, like, January, February, I had more closet time than, well, I think, like, ever. And that's because the kids came to the United States. Yes. And me adopted two kids. And so it was just a lot, huh? It was a lot. And even just, even though that was only a few months ago, it seemed like, oh, those are some, there's some heavy closet times.

I'd go and make phone calls to other adopted moms to make sure I wasn't crazy. But all of that was in the closet. And I would always emerge from the closet a better person. But lately I will say my closet visits are fewer and further between. Good for you. Thank you. You still do them, though? Yeah, making progress, though.

Lunchbox, do you have anywhere you go when it's time to get away time? Not really. I don't need to get away from much. There's not much stress going on in my life. If I do, I go for a little run outside with no headphones. Okay, I run. That's good for you. That's a place, yeah.

I mean, I live by myself. And my dog's not even there anymore? So it's always quiet? Yeah. Oh, boy. There's nothing. I mean, I guess I just go home. That's my quiet place, my home.

I'm not even saying that to be sad. I'm just saying like that. I know it's just true. Yeah. They have these things called Jabber boxes now. There's seven foot boxes. You go in and it shuts the whole world out. And you actually pay because they have all these, they're putting them in the airports

and you pay $10, 15 minutes. You can go in there and do whatever one. You can just sit in the quiet. They have USB chargers, mood lighting. There's a photo booth camera. That was interesting. Oh. What?

I didn't know there's a photo booth camera. to sit in a box? Yeah. Yeah. So no one can bother them totally quiet. I mean, they're speaking in my language if they say

there's no germs, like no bacteria. Then I'll go sit in there. The whole time. The whole time. The airports are disgusting. So I was reading that. I read a story to that

Facebook is launching a rewards program. I was watching more on Mark Zuckerberg. You know, those senators that are talking to him, they don't know anything about the internet. It seems like Grandpa's trying to quiz the genius. Okay, I will say that, yes,

it's a little odd. Like the, yeah, the age gap. And they're so old. They're trying to say things and obviously they don't even say that someone told them and they got to be like,

yes, it's me, Senator Wilson from Utah. I would like to ask Mr. Zuckerberg when you're so lit in the club does your data be distributed to the homies? And you're like, dude, you don't say that stuff.

You don't even know what that means. That's funny. But the whole thing's old people talking about things they don't know anything about. Like they don't even know a question. And Zuckerberg's like, actually,

And he just puts them all in their place. Where I think if you were to put other technology-minded people to ask those questions, you'd get better results, better answers. But Facebook is launching a rewards program for people that are stealing data. Listen, if Netflix did this, I would turn all of you over for stealing other people's accounts. Why would you tell on me? Because I would get for a free month. If Netflix said, if Netflix said, tell on somebody who's stealing the account will give you a free month,

oh, I'd be snitching like a... Oh, you're really hurting for that 1099? Yeah, that 99. You shouldn't be stealing, Amy. I'm not stealing. I have a Netflix account. I'm stealing. Because I have dabbled.

I have borrowed before. And I wouldn't say I steal. I trade because I trade my HBO password to someone and they give me their Netflix. Then why not just buy an account for both? Why not just trade? My point is if Netflix did this, people would turn a lot of people. They'd make a lot of money because people would turn people in.

Do you think Netflix is spying us? Of course, Amy, we're being spot up everything. Don't you realize that we're being spied out when we walk, spite on where we walk, because everywhere you go there's some sort of digital signal. Yeah, I know. They know while we're moving, not our phones, but just in the air.

There's rays and digital. And so if we're moving, they can track us. It's not cool. Oh, everything we do is under the lens of the man. Yeah, you just got to surrender and be like, okay. Yep, or move to Iceland. Because Netflix is so good. Yeah.

If you're going to watch, Megan, murderer in a wild, wild country, then you just got to give over all your rights. Got to do what you can't do. Yep. On the Bobby Bones show now. Jordan Davis. What up, buddy? What's going on, man?

How you doing? Months ago, we're playing this song that singles you up. We're like, man, this is the jam. I didn't know that it was going to be such a smash. I knew I liked it, but look at this thing. Dude, I didn't either. Oh, come on. I'm being dead serious, man.

You remember the first time, I remember I was at the dog park the first time you tweeted the song out. Bobby Bones likes my song. I do. Let me play a little bit of this. Here's that little singles you up. Listen to that. Now, it's gone from just a song that we like in the room to a song all of America

likes. You got to, as of right now, like a top three song with that thing. Yeah, man, it's crazy. Yeah, it's still good, you know? Yeah, yeah. No, sometimes songs come in and they're almost number one and they're not good anymore because we heard them a lot. And we're like, eh.

Yeah. That one's still good. That one does feel good. I mean, I did know, like, the first time I heard that demo, I was like, all right, I think there's something there. Yeah, that demo, but you wrote the song too, right? Yeah, yeah. And you can write the song with some buddies?

Yeah, yeah. So, okay. But after you already sang it, then you heard it back and you were like, I like it. Yeah, because we sang it down first time just like acoustic, like the little acoustic work tape. And then my buddy Justin finished the demo. And then, like, the first time I got it back, I was like, oh, man, that feels really good. Bobby Bones Show now. Jordan Davis.

There you go. There's that song we all like so much. Yeah, man. Jordan Davis. I'm telling you that, this really is. is like, it's wild. I was bartending three years ago. I know I've told that before, but like...

No, no, but people don't know that, but... Because, you know, maybe they didn't hear that show or they haven't seen you on YouTube. You're new to a lot of people right now. I think it's a new artist sometimes. You tell your story over and over again, but you forget that not everybody hears it. So that, to me, is very interesting

that you were bartending in town three years ago. Yeah. And, like, didn't have a songwriting deal, nothing. Like, wasn't even close to a record deal. Never even thought I'd, like... I didn't even know this was, like, even like in the cards you know so but you moved to town why to write songs okay so you you hoped it would be in the cards yeah yeah yeah but like you know it's like that whole thing too though

it's like you know it's like you know the artist thing like you're doing the artist thing you're doing that like I don't even know what that was like when I moved to town so it's like you're still navigating trying to figure that out yeah you probably still are yeah yeah I mean like at first it was just like all right I've got to first pay bills like stay in town you know and then like you know, like got hooked up with writers and, and then like, you know, a publishing deal, like just being a songwriter and not having to have a second job was like the initial goal. Let me answer a couple things about this bartending job here. Yeah.

So first of all, where were you bartending? It's in a place called Ellen Dales and Donaldson, like out by the airport. Oh, so it wasn't even on Broadway, like, for a no. I was picturing you like at Tootsie. Like slinging versus Tutsis. Yeah. Yeah. Also.

Yeah, it's like a wine bar, like a family-owned restaurant bar. because right when I moved to town, I lived in Donaldson. And so, like, and I couldn't get a job. I couldn't get a bartending job, like, in town. So, like, that was the only place. I was seriously going home one afternoon, and I saw this restaurant up on the hill out there, and I just, like, pulled in there for a beer. And I asked the lady, I was like, are y'all hiring bartenders?

She was like, yeah, we're actually looking for one right now. And there you go. And that's how it all started for this guy. He couldn't get a good bartender job because all the other artists were doing the bartending. I know, right? On down Broadway. Jordan Davis is here. He's got singles you up.

Now, you know, you grew up in Shreveport, right? Shreveport, Louisiana. Yeah, yeah. So they proud of you back home or no? No, they are. I hope so. Like, do you go back in there? Like, that's our boy.

Like, do they care yet? I mean, I really haven't been, like, I really haven't been home in forever. Because my mom, like, she just moved out of, like, my dad's still in Shreveport. But, like, I mean, I definitely, the last time I went home was about a month ago. It was for a buddy's wedding. I was seriously there for, like, a day. And, and I mean, yeah, I'm definitely, like, a little more noticeable. now in the hometown, which is cool.

Yeah, that's a thing for me. Because my hometown is 700 people in Mountain Pine, Arkansas. Like, one of the coolest things is my hometown actually thinks I'm cool. Like, that's cool to me. Dude, you have, like, the home of Bobby Bones. That's killer. I have a home town. Like, that's killer.

And I love it. And it really is cool to me. And a lot of times I go, oh, but that to me is, that's one of the cooler moments when I drove up and didn't know that sign existed. And it said that. They didn't even tell you they were doing that? No, right? No one told me.

I drove up. Amy weren't you with me? I was with you. Yeah. We were there because you were speaking at graduation. Yeah. And then we went up to the sign. It was crazy.

It was crazy. Yeah. Well, it's not about me. But I just wonder if, you know, Shreveport's maybe giving you a little extra love at the boats. The casino. You go in, you got a little marker, you know, Jordan Davis. Yeah. But, you know, that's where Terry Bradshaw, so, like, I've got, I mean, I've got some competition.

He went to LaTec, right? Did Terry Bradshaw go to Louisiana Tech or no? Yeah, he went to La Tech. See, Amy, I'm from there, so I know all the slang, too. I know. I know the law tech. I used to spend lots of time in Streetport and Baton Rouge. Yeah.

I mean, I dabbled there in college. You went to LSU, huh? Yeah, yeah, I did. What was that like? The best five and a half years of my life. Oh, you graduate? I did. Wow, look at this guy.

But he just said five and a half years. Oh, yeah. It was like victory laugh and a half. It took you eight. It took you 12. Yeah, Amy. Did it really? Yeah, I did a major gap in between.

It took me four and a half technically. Oh, no. There was three hours that took me. you know five more years. That was every semester. Like I don't know how I got out of there. Like some days I still, I need my mom to like send me like the, oh my gosh, I don't even know what she'd call them.

What is like the print of like you, the diploma? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I was like. Did you get one? I was like, yeah, I did. I need you to send me that so I could just look at it and make sure that this is a real thing.

But yeah, like I mean, it's helping me a ton now and now that I'm doing music. Totally. Yeah, totally. Look at this guy. Jordan Davis. He's trying to get him in number one this week. got the album Home State. I'm gonna play your song

from the record that I really like. This is called Slow Dance and a Parking Lot. I really like this song. Play a little bit of that. Raymond. I like that one right there, man. That's the good one.

That's one of my favorite ones on the record. Yeah, me too. We got a lot in common. We're both cool. Yeah. We're both like from the South. Yeah, yeah. We both are like, people like us.

Yeah. So cool right now. Dude, by the way, you're killing right now, dude. What are you talking about? I'm loving watching American Idol, man. you're crushing. Stop it. I'll tell you one, I tell you my one Jordan.

I say I know Jordan a little bit. But I tell you my best favorite Jordan Davis story that hopefully when he gets real big and famous, I'll be able to tell. I say, hey, Jordan, this is months ago. So come out, open for me. I was doing stand-up. Oh, God. And he says, okay, cool.

That's sort of funny. Yeah, we go to Kentucky and Jordan's opening. I'm a big Jordan Davis fan, and I'm putting my clothes on. And as he's playing, I'm about to go on stage doing my jokes. And all of a sudden, Jordan walks out and plays like a song. and it happened walks off stage and i was like dude what happened and i don't even know what happened i don't even know why you left so early because i like the night before and i know i told you this and you're still just like you're like dude i don't care about what happened the night before but i did i got in trouble

for going over and for some reason you thought you'd go way under like you just didn't want to risk it i don't know what i guess i thought it was like i had like 25 i don't i can't remember what it was dude i still i'm i apologize about that yeah you only like 15 minutes so you only like one free 15 minutes show somewhere. I made my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally fun. You got to come play it. I may get a swimming pool, so I may have you play at a swim pool one day. We have big party aim and he has to show up and play. Oh, I know. We have epic

pool parties planned. Yeah, I'm down. Mostly with Amy's kids and like other adult things. I'll make up, I'll make up those 15 minutes. All right. Well, dude, listen, I'm really happy for you. Like I said, even if it doesn't go any further than right now, like, you did a lot, man. This song has stood

the test of time, and here it is. New artist, new song. I appreciate you getting it out there, man. I'm serious. I'm serious, man. I know I've thanked you enough for it, but I mean, I didn't write it. I didn't sing it. I know, man, but like, I appreciate your support on it. That means a lot, so thank you very much. Everybody download this, stream this. Ray, play me a little more. I want to hear it again. Oh, there it is. All right. Jordan, we'll talk to you soon, and we'll look those racing backs through some opening up on the Tigers this year. Oh gosh, they probably will, so I'm not even going to, I'm not even going to debate that right now.

The album is Home State. Jordan Davis, singles you up. We'll see you soon, man. Thanks, man. There he is, Jordan Davis, everybody. Yeah, there he is. This is interesting to me that Eddie, our producer, thinks he is so good at Bop it. You know, they hit it, bop it, kick it. Yeah.

Eddie thinks he could win a world championship and bop it. You're making fun of me right now, but, dude, I am really, really good at it. My kids are all like, man, dad, you're amazing at it. And even my wife was like, you're actually really, really good. So he comes in bragging about this. And Lunchbox and Ray both can challenge him. So over the weekends, we have tomorrow's Friday, Saturday, Sunday. They're going to come in Monday, or we're going to have a bop it off.

Yeah. Oh, bring it. You guys have no chance. The fact that your kids think you're good at it, your kids think you're good at anything. Your kids think you're the most amazing person ever because you're their dad. All you know is hit the little thing and they think you're good at. No, Bones. I have this technique that no one's ever used before.

Okay, so the winner gets to pick the other two's avatar on Twitter and Instagram, their main picture for a week. Love it. anything you want. The winner gets to pick the profile picture for the other two. Everybody in? Let me ask you this, boys. When's the last time you all played Bopett?

I'll be honest, I probably haven't played Boppett since I was six years old. But I mean, I don't think you're world-class Bopit player. So Eddie's secretly good at Bopett, he says. Amy, what are you secretly good at? If people found out, they'd be like, oh, wow. Because for me, it's juggling. People when I can juggle. I can go behind them back, under the legs.

I'm pretty good juggler. I'm secretly a good juggler. I can pop both my wrists all the time. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. There she goes. Oh. That's kind of gross.

That's really gross. Lunchbox, what about you? I'm secretly good at naming reality stars. You can tell me American Idol from years back. I know him. I mean, all that. Chicken Little, Kevin Kovias from American Idol. Okay, just because you can name one doesn't mean you can name them all.

He really can, though. But, I mean, you can't go. I know all of United States trivia. John Adam's President. Jason Castro from American. I mean, when I watch reality TV, I memorize them all. I just, I know what their names are. But I can't tell you the name of bands or who's in the band.

But you tell me American Idol season three, I'm all over it. Season three. Okay, so, hey, Fantasia won what season, lunch box? That would be season three because it went Kelly, Rubin, Fantasia Barino. That is correct. Wow. Yeah.

Okay, let me give you another one. She's from Hickory, North Carolina, too, if you want to know. Okay, how about this one? Okay, go ahead. Who won season number six, lunchbox? Season number six. If you get this, I just quit and you're the man. American Idol, season number six.

Who won it? White shoes, Taylor Hicks. No, I'm sorry. Jordan Sparks did. Then what season was Taylor? Seven? Bobby, I remember when you bought white shoes because Taylor had. That's true.

I love Taylor Hicks. I thought it was awesome on American Idol. I'll be on their Sunday night. I hope everybody watches. But, yeah. So Taylor Hicks was season five winner, by the way. Okay, so I was one-off. My bad.

So, yeah. We're pretty talented. Yeah. You want to know who it was on? No, I don't. Junk bananas? Monday morning, at this time, we're going to have a bop-it-off. Yeah.

Between Eddie, lunchbox, and Ray, best. Best Boxing. Bopitt also wins $20, too. There you go. How do I get on this money-making... You want in on the Bopper? No, I don't even know that I've ever played Bopit.

I don't know. The Bopit Championship Monday. Yeah. Got a couple things to talk about. First of all, I just don't care about the Kardashians. That being said, this Tristan Thompson, who's dating Chloe Kardashian, got caught cheating on her by cameras. They're not just dating.

he's also the father of her baby. Yeah. So, and I was watching the video on TMZ, Chloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson, who plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers, are expecting their baby at any time. They may have already had it today. I don't know.

I didn't even look. But apparently this past weekend, he was in New York, but he was at the club, and he was making out with somebody else. Now, imagine if you're Chloe Kardashian and you see your baby daddy, your boyfriend,

making out with somebody else. And on the internet, where everybody knows, too. And you're about to give your day away from giving birth. And that. Or whatever. So TMZ post a video. And then they post a video of that same girl walking out of his hotel with a Louis Vuitton overnight bag.

She's an Instagram model. She just made her profile private, which is probably smart. But that stinks, huh? For Chloe? I don't ever feel sorry for the Kardashians. I know, but they're real people with real feelings. I don't know if they're real people, but they do have real feelings. I feel like they're very plastic now at this point.

Okay, I mean, I get you by that, but they are real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but here's the thing, too, Tristan had a pregnant girlfriend, he left her for Chloe Kardashian. Yeah, so he's got a... Well, this will be a second child, I think, and so he has a reputation for this, but maybe, just maybe, him and Chloe are no longer together.

They're just having a child. Let's not bash Tristan yet. Let's hear his side of the story. Has he spoken? No. Not that I've seen so far. Not that I've seen so far. I don't feel like I want to mess with Chloe.

I don't feel like I want to... Any Kardashian. Yeah, so that happened. And that's not... I mean, that's real drama to them, obviously, if that's real. I was surprised because Al Dean, by the way, I'm with Jason tonight. Like, I'm in Denver right now, but tonight I'll be in L.A. And we're doing the Jason Aldean album release.

And so he's doing a bunch of press. By the... Listen tonight, because I'll be with Jason. It's a bunch of new songs from his record. It'll be on YouTube. YouTube.com slash IheartRadio or this radio station. but that being said Jason Aldine has Buck Commander

He loves hunting And I'll say this too Before I talk about this I have a lot of guns I grew up in Arkansas Guns to me are more tools than they are fantasy weapons And so I think it's different

When people grow up And guns aren't crazy You know they're not things you see on TV They're actual tools you use all the time To me guns are never crazy And so I think the same thing with Al Dean And they go and they talk to him And so I'm going to talk about guns for a second

And it doesn't get crazily political because I really don't like to go there. But I thought because Aldine was talking about it and he is such an avid hunter and he has a company that is about hunting. He said, and they asked him about Route 91. He said, unless anybody's witness anything like that, it's really hard for people to understand

where you're coming from. And he goes on and talking about the kids in Florida at the shooting. He says, I get it. I understand how they're feeling. He doesn't support a ban on guns, but he does believe things need to change. A quote from him,

it's too easy to get guns first and foremost. when you can walk in somewhere and get one of five minutes and do a background check that takes maybe five minutes, how in-depth is that background check? And I completely agree with them. I've said before, the crazy thing to me is

nobody wants to take away everybody's guns. Nobody does. Nobody will. That just won't happen. So that's not a thing. That will never happen. That being said, I feel like

if I want to go and buy a 12-gauge, that first of all, there should be no gun shows. That's crazy to go buy one with no sort of background check at all. And secondly, I feel like if I want to buy a 12 gauge and I get the background check, cool. But if I want to move up and get some sort of larger scale gun, I need to take a larger scale test. You don't go from driving a car to driving a bus just by changing seats. You don't just go, I'm going to hop into a bus now and drive.

No, you got to go get a license. You have to be smart enough and have the skills to drive a bus. So I think in order to get a, let's say you want some sort of high-powered rifle, I think you should have to be qualified to get that gun. You shouldn't just be able to get one. So I'm with Aldine. I just think it's common sense stuff that are politicians don't look at from both sides. Because you're never going to have something be eliminated.

And you're never going to have something go, okay, everybody gets them all. Yeah. But I think you don't just have a driver's license now, Amy, and decide you want to go drive an 18-wheeler. No, I have to get a... You have to go take the test. certain class of, yeah. And not one single responsible gun owner that I know would have a problem with that, with being responsible.

Yeah, because they're, yeah, yeah, I think of people that I know and they're very responsible with their weapons and they know how to use them. They don't put them in the wrong hands. They're respectful with them. To me, it's just always been a thing. So they're not, it's not this crazy, glamorous piece of war. And that's why people that grow up with guns think it's so weird that people want to want people to not have guns because we don't know what it's like to not have guns

because we use them to eat, use them to hunt. And the people that never had them look at people with guns and go, what animals are they? This two sides just don't understand each other. And that's where the problem is. But nothing gets fixed because everybody just fights all the time. That's why I'm going to run for governor of Arkansas and I'm announcing it right now that I'm going to run for governor in a bunch of years. Not the next time though.

Yeah. But anyway, I thought it was cool about it to actually talk about it and not dodge the question. Yeah. because that's an easy question to dodge. Yep, I do. I commend them for that. Now I'm done talking about it. The end.

We got Kardashian and gun control in the same segment. Perfect. I don't even call it gun control. I call it gun education because nobody's going to control my guns. I get too many of them. Come at me, bro.

That's what I say. Brow? Yeah. I've just throw the gun at somebody if they were coming at me. I won't even shoot him. I just throw it at him. I'd be like,

and they run away. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So a new sub-debuttal show. vision of homes being built in Kuna, Idaho will feature streets with names of characters and families from Game of Thrones. Wow, that's confusing because

they all have confusing names. Yeah. Drago, Stark, Lannister. Hey, why don't you take a right on Sarsay-Lanister Boulevard and then the left on Sansa Stark and then the Dothraki's after three, you're like, what?

Barathian. Barathean, Amy. Don't be disrespectful at Game of Thrones. What's wrong with you? Sorry, sorry. But hey, it's kind of cool of the subdivision to be cool with their street names. But yes, confusing. So the NFL brought in a psychic to figure out what's really going to happen with this year's draft,

which is about two weeks away. And according to this psychic they brought in, Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Baker Mayfield, he's going to be picked by the Arizona Cardinals. She said that he will be very successful in his rookie year. So that's something to consider, you know, if you're putting together your fans, Tennessee team. Well, I'm not considering her. And I do not think he's going to be successful as rookie year. But listen, I like to bring a psychic game because we can test it out. Psychics can also use knowledge of like the Browns had the first overall pick, right? And so,

you know what, teams need quarterbacks. I'm anxious to see if she would do the top five. And I want to see her pick the charts too. I assume the NFL, I mean, they've got her. I'm sure they're going to have released more of her predictions as we get closer. But I'm sure they brought her in to create buzz. By the way, to all my OU fans out there, don't get mad at me because I said that at Baker Mayfield,

okay? I think he's a fine, fine kid. There we go, Aem, thank you. Okay. Should you live stream a video of punishing

your child? Why not? As long as you're not punishing them against the law, what's the punishment? Well, some parents, it's like a new thing

where parents are trying to add to the punishment. Like, their child's getting a spanking, but they're like, guess what? I'm going to live stream this. So not only you, it's almost like you're getting punished twice with a spanking and then everyone gets to watch

watch you and it's humiliating. Okay, well, let me just put this at you. First of all, how do you feel about it, Amy? I don't like it. Okay, but you've also liked it when people have to wear signs in front of Walmart but to get punished by their parents. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm like, that's big. It's just public punishment.

Yeah, but you're opening yourself up to, I mean, I want to spank in the privacy of my own home. I'm not against spanking, but I don't want to like double punish my kid with that. but some parents that are doing it, you're opening yourself up to trouble. Like if you're taking it too far, you know, cops may get called to your house. Of course they will. But again, it's the same thing as putting someone in front of a store with a sign. Yeah. It's a public punishment.

Yeah. I know. Yeah, now that I'm a mom, I don't know that I would ever publicly punish my house. Is that what it is? Yeah, maybe like shaming like that? I don't like it. Something shaming. I say teaching a lesson.

All right. There you go. What else? Okay. Lastly, anybody have an opinion about onion rings or chicken nuggets as pizza toppings? I'm okay with any pizza topping that I like. Once you're able to put a banana pudding on a piece of pizza, I was like, I'm in. Once CCs did that, I have no rules.

If I like it, then I'm in. Well, evidently, there's a pizza place in England, I think, that's really doing this, and it's a hit. And people in the U.S. are, like, wanting one of our big pizza chains to start offering something like this. Currently, if you want this flavor, you got to like go to Pizza Hut or Dominoes and then swing by McDonald's and dump your chicken nuggets on top. But maybe someone will get with the program and create a pizza for you. I'm Amy. That's your pile.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here you. Turn it up.

Today's National Grill Cheese Day. I do like grilled cheese. Yeah, me too. The most expensive grilled cheese costs $214. Why? Yeah, it's called the quintessential grilled cheese. It must be ordered 48 hours in advance. It's edged in 24-carat gold.

It also features champagne, lobster, and truffle oil. It holds the title of the most expensive sandwich in the world, according to Guinness. On National Grill Cheese Day, number two, the average person eats about 34 pounds of cheese per year. Wow. Oh, I used to, but not anymore. During the average lifetime, a person needs more than one ton of cheese. Wow.

By the way, Pizza Hut is the largest cheese using fast food giant. It uses 300 million pounds of cheese a year. Yeah, winner. Drink plain water with cheese, and that invites indigestion. Because think of the butter and the water together. So National Grill Cheese Day, I do love grilled cheese. But two things I try not to eat a bunch of are carbs, which is bread, cheese, or butter, and that's basically what a girl cheese is.

Exactly. We're saving the dairy and the carbs. An 11-year-old girl made a bomb threat to her South Carolina school on Monday, and I bring this up, Amy, because your daughter's almost 11. Yes. The incident occurred just before 4 p.m. The 11-year-old made the threat because she was upset that a teacher confiscated her cell phone. So a teacher takes phone.

She calls a bomb threat. There was no bomb. But, Amy, with an 11-year-old, basically, what would you do if you found out your daughter made a bomb threat? Oh, my goodness. I mean, she'd be in trouble, big time. She doesn't even know what grounded is, but she'd be so grounded to her room for a long time. No tablet.

No, no Netflix, no Flash, no Supergirl. No, I'm not even reading to you at bedtime. Yeah. Let's not go crazy with the Supergirl. Let's give her Supergirl, at least. But, I mean, do you put her in a school, like a punishment school? Like, ISS? Oh, I mean, yeah, the school's going to have certain things

and I'll be on board. Like, wherever you need to send. Linda. Don't you feel bad for that mom of the 11 year old who I said, because the kid, it's 11, you can start making your own decisions at 11, meaning if you want to go grab a phone and you hear it by bomb threat, you can go call to school and do it. So if my daughter did that, you'd feel bad for me. Yeah, I would. I would too. I'd feel bad for me too. Does she have a cell phone? No. No. No, she wants one. Your daughter's school, so your English is in her primary language. Is any English anyone's

primary language in her class? No, not at her school. Wow. The teacher only. Most of her friends speak Swahili, Arabic. Does she have friends now? Yeah. She does. Because for a while they would ask who her friends were and she'd say me because I was only one of the people she knew.

Yeah. Well, we've been working on because she's got a birthday coming up. So we've been talking about like a list. And yeah, you were like the third name. But you're the only third because me and dad were like two. Oh, yeah? Yeah, and you're just like mom, dad, Bubby. So is there a limit on how much I can spend for our birthday?

No. Because you kind of got, you're mad at me when I bought a bunch stuff first. Well, because the American Girl doll stuff. But just tell me. I was about to say like no gifts. Is that wrong? It's her first birthday party in America. She's never had a birthday party before where people, she gets to invite people and they come.

And I'm about, I'm like wondering in my head, should we? do no gifts? You tell me my limit. And you can tell me off the air if you want, but I just don't want to spend over. I don't want to come in like Bobby Clause because I will. I'll buy everything. So we can have that conversation off the air. I don't think you should do no gifts though

because that's not typical American birthday. I know, but that's the thing she doesn't know typical. And it's like we could, oh, I don't know. I just so badly, but I so badly want her to come to me like one of our tell me something good stories and be like, mom, mom, For my birthday, can we donate to an animal shelter? And I'll be like, I am such a good mother.

You're amazing. That's why you want to, yeah. But that hasn't been the case. Every day it's, mom, I want this watch. Mom, I want this doll. Mom, can my American girl doll have a car? I'm like, oh my gosh. And I mean, I'm not even doing anything wrong.

Like, we are not spoiling them at all. But yet it's just the way of the world. Yeah, I hear you. Actually, I have no idea. and I do believe you're spoiling in them, but whatever. That's it for today. I'm going to leave Denver in just a little bit and head over to Los Angeles,

and I'll be with Jason Addeen. Tonight will be on all your radios and YouTube tonight. YouTube.com slash IheartRadio, Jason Aldeen's album release special. I'm hosting it. He's going to be playing live, so that's what my day consists of.

I'm leaving here. I'm heading over. I've got a couple meetings. I got an American Idol meeting. And then I'm going to do this stuff with Al Dean tonight. He'll be on the show tomorrow morning. We're just going to work out of the LA studios. So, yeah, that's pretty much my day. I got nothing else cool happening. And what's going on with you today? Not really anything cool besides trying to get some kids stuff. Because this weekend,

we go to Vegas. And this is my first time leaving the kids. Oh, yeah. We're going to be. By the way, and I think that's a big deal. It's a huge deal. Yeah. I've never left them. Let me take a a second and just reflect on that. All right, cool. Here's the thing, though, because I was moving on something else that I shouldn't have. I should have just spent a second going. No, I don't care. I mean, I'm just saying, like, I want to get, it's like going to be weird being away from them for two days. I've been forgetting because we're going to Vegas. You reminded me with that because we won the ACM for National Show of the decade or something.

It's cool, cool thing. And so we're going to get our award. But did everybody get their plaques, meaning Morgan number two, did you get your ACM plaque? No, I don't think so. Okay. In my office, I was going to give them out, but I left them up there. I got Morgan number two, Mike D, Hillary, Morgan number one. Everybody that, because they're only giving four trophies to what's called the, what do we aim at the Central Cast?

Poor. Yeah. Me, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie are getting a trophy because we're on the air. But people are just as valuable as us. Totally. So I bought all of you guys that made you plaques and they're in my office and I would have handed them out in a nicer way, but I've been gone for a week. So Morgan number two, would you do me a favor and give everyone their plaque at the end of the show today? Yes, I will.

Okay. And that's just a little gift for me to say that you're important and special to me. All right. Thanks, Bobby. You're welcome. Congrats guys on your win. Yeah, congrats to you guys. There we go. Amy, I just hadn't done that. I've been sitting in my office for a week. Yeah, I was wondering. Now I see the sack. They just got brought in. I was wondering what those were.

But about your kids. Listen. No, I'm just saying I'm going to be spending time with them and then I'm going to be packing. That's it. Lunchbox, what are you doing today? Oh, man, I got a big day. I'm emceeing an event tonight. Kid Powers fundraiser dinner, so I'm the emcees. So I'm the MC, so I got to make things happen and raise a lot of money. What's make things happen, mean? like get people to bid. They have auction items, so you've got to make people bid and get people to donate money.

How do we bid on an auction if we're not there? Can we bid? You can buy a guitar online or you can sponsor a kid like pay for their... Tweet that out. I've been tweeting it out. It's up there. Tweet it out again, though. When you talk about it, then people go look for it. Yeah, it's pinned at the top. I learned how I could pin one to the top, so that tweets at the top. So the link to the guitars is up top. There you go. Okay, so we'll see it tomorrow. Thank you so much.

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