The Bobby Bones Show - BONUS: Sore Losers: Ray Survives A Drive By Shooting
Episode Date: December 24, 2019We have the exclusive in depth interview with Ray about the shooting last night at his apartment, new girl Christina fills in for Lunchbox and both Eddie and Ray have gambling locks. Learn more abo...ut your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Star Losers!
Thanks for checking out the Bobby Bones Show podcast.
We want to share an episode with you of our podcast we call The Soar Losers.
It's us three lunch, Eddie, Sisson, Ray Mundo.
We talk about sports, but we also just hang out and have some guide talk.
And one of the craziest, craziest things that happened this year,
Ramundo, someone said,
Pa!
Shot a bullet into his apartment window, and this is the morning after.
If you like this episode, you could subscribe to hear a lot more of this.
Yeah, subscribe on Apple Podcast, listen on IHeart Radio,
or wherever you get your podcast.
And here's our episode about Ray Mundo, Sisson Raimundo, surviving a drive-by shooting.
I'm not doing what you're at.
I want to get to the main, main thing that happened last night.
Ray was sitting in his house.
Actually, Ray was asleep and he'll tell the whole story.
But they were gunshots outside of his apartment.
And just to send him up, he just moved to this place on Saturday.
Not even one week into this place.
He's lived there and somebody shot a bull.
it through his living room window and hit his TV. Go, Ray. What happened?
Guys, here's the skinny. I am here. I literally was shot at about 12 hours ago.
News stations have tried to interview. I did do an exclusive with the Bobby Bone Show.
Eddie videotaped it. So news outlets, you need it, CNN, Fox News, all the local ones have
already covered it. Get it from Bobbybones.com. Is it Bobby Bone's Show or Bobbybones.com?
Bobby Bones.
Okay. You can get the video there.
We only worked here for 10 years. We're only going to do one take just because that really is.
as an exclusive is. So I kind of did like the R. Kelly exclusive. Yeah, but this is the in-depth,
like 60 minutes interview. Okay. So anyways, I'm laying in bed. All right. I'm in bed around
8 o'clock. I remember I go to bed early, folks. I told you I get up early for the morning show.
So I'm in bed. I've already logged probably about two hours of sleep. I hear something that
sounds like about a hundred, I'm going to make this interesting. I don't want to make it boring.
I sound, something sounds like about 100 dishes crashing at the same time. And I'm like,
damn. So I get up right out of bed and I go into the living room,
and the cat both meet in the middle of the living room look at each other but there's nothing there
the thing with being shot at in a bullet a lot of times there's not going to be big pieces of glass
sure we found shards later but they go so small you don't initially see them so we're in the living
room together me and the cat no idea what happened hold on just hold on keep on and then what did you
hear go sorry i'm trying to here eddie's trying to do sound effects yes you hear that yes so i heard that i
sprinting out the door. Me and the cat in the living room looking at each other. Bay's in the
bath. She just started one. So she was all trying to get toweled off real quick. And we just look at
what was that. What was that? That's a cat. Okay. So that's what the cat's doing. He's a little
upset just because he didn't know what happened. All of a sudden I see the TV. No, the cat was,
he was purring, but then when it happened, the cat jumped up. But yeah, at one point he, the cat was sleeping
as well. So two people were sleeping. My chick was in the bathroom. We're in the living room and we all just
look at each other and then we immediately go to the TV and there's this big black spot in it and
you think, oh, did an LED bulb go out? Huh? I've never really, nobody throws the remote at the
household if you lose a bets and I don't have guy roommates. I have a girlfriend that I live with.
Nobody would ever throw a remote. So I'm just like, huh, that sucks. That was a great TV.
It finally it blew a bulb. It took a while, but man, that Samsung was badass. So anyways,
I start to look at the light a little bit better like in the TV and I'm like, sweetie, it looks
dened. So my head is all the way to the side of the TV. Boom. I realize it's dented. Immediately
I shoot my eyes across the room. Like in an instant. It was so fast. The second I realized the TV
was dened and the second I looked back and saw the bullet hole through the window. Yes, but I didn't
hear that. I never heard the gunshots. All I heard was the glass. And I've talked to some people
and they did say that the shot would be from farther away. Stop! I'm making it realistic.
Okay, but people told me the shot. The shot was probably from farther away.
just because the
bullet ended up
like just into the TV and then fell
into the kitchen. So because the bullet didn't
go through the TV, they're saying it was
likely losing steam. They'd shot it
maybe from a parking lot just like a couple blocks
away or something. Anywho. So did you call the cops?
So I call the cops. Me and my chick were on the floor. Everybody at this point is on the
ground. Me, the cat, my girl. All of us
a foot. Yes. Cops
answer. We're all saying, hey, we're laying on the ground. No idea if
the shoot. Stop!
No idea if it's an active shooter situation or whatever, but we're crawling on the ground,
and then we were all starting to realize, okay, it was a gunshot, okay, there's some glass right here,
there's this, there's that.
Cops are there real quick.
If you guys have never called the cops before, guys, they are up in that house real quick.
Lights, I don't think they ever turn on the sirens.
They didn't?
No, they rolled up silent.
They were there that fast, they didn't even have time for the sirens?
I think so, and I think they wanted to go incognito in case it was a situation.
Immediately they opened the door.
Guys, they go against the wall.
and me and my chick are still like on the ground
because we didn't know if there was a shooter.
Did they knock?
Cops knocked. Boom. Get them in. Get them in.
Like my chick, I think opened them in.
Let them in. So guys, cops are right against.
Scaling the wall. Right up against. Right up against.
They get to the window, peek out the window.
Clear, clear, clear. Move, move.
They think it's an active situation.
Yeah. And at the same time, I'm like, give you a gun. I'm on arm.
Give me a gun. Cop. And he's like, what? Get down!
I'm kidding. That part was. I wanted to seem like I was more involved.
But anyways, the cops are handled in the situation.
They created the perimeter.
all I was doing was a homeowner, which I'm renting.
I'm laying on the ground.
Guys, I was totally useless.
Cops are like, move, move, move behind, go, go.
They're peeking out the window.
It's all good.
So then they're like, guys, all clear, all clear.
We all get up.
That's when we file the report.
We tell them our stories.
They tell us, most likely from the outback steakhouse,
somebody who's eating a blooming onion,
fired a gun or something like that.
And once we filed the report,
they ended up doing some other stuff on the ground,
checking footprints, maybe,
bullet casings.
We did find the bullet in the kitchen.
They took that for evidence.
I wasn't able to photograph it.
Now I kind of wish I could have.
I have some buddies that told me it probably was a 9mm.
Pretty...
Coach it was one shot.
Oh, just one.
Yes.
If your sound effects were more accurate, then it would be fine.
But the guys said it was a 9mmeter.
Thank God my chick was in the bathroom.
Holy crap.
A 9mm?
Yeah.
Dude, that's a legit gun.
Yes.
And it was right where she watches TV.
It would have either...
Stop with the sound effect.
Coach, I just want people to know what it was like.
It was either of grazed her hair or it would have, honestly, it would have hit my chick.
Luckily, she was in the bathroom.
The cat ended up having glass shards on his bed.
He was fine, as far as I know.
I'm going to go check the situation right now.
That's really all I got.
I heard it is a media circus at my house.
The apartment people, from them to the police, to my girlfriend's family.
Everybody's at our place right now.
People are wanting information.
This, you guys want to move, this, that and the other.
The window's already been replaced.
Oh, it has?
The apartment.
You want to know a city that?
They're fast.
Guys, everybody shy a SpongeBob is at my apartment right now.
Well, I'm pretty sure the apartment doesn't want to, like, they don't want it to be known as the apartment that gets shot up.
They probably just like fix it fast.
Let's move on.
They should have said that before.
We went to all four news outlets this morning.
Well, how did that happen?
Like, did you tweet something?
I tweeted, ended up getting some traction.
One news station picked it up, and you guys know if you've ever had something kind of go viral.
All the TV stations.
Once one of them gets it, they all just seems like.
It's like a fire.
Yep.
It goes to all of them.
Boom, network. People are saying you're on TV, boom, you're on websites.
Didn't want to be known for this. It was crazy. But I am glad it's known because we're going
to find this guy and we're not going to stop until we do.
One thing I do like is that you have all your scenarios already like your mind made up on what
happened. They were at Outback. They were in the parking lot. They shot it up. They saw the TV.
So they were like, oh, look, there's something on the TV. Just shoot towards the TV.
You don't think in any way there was probably some kind of altercation and they missed and it went
into your room? The trajectory
that it is. Did you get a laser pointer and look at like...
And I've been talking to Eddie with this. We either need to get a laser.
Cops are doing their investigation. Guys, who says you can't do your own investigation?
I want to get either a white little piece of string, stretch it from the TV, through the
bullet hole all the way to the road. I want to see the exact trajectory.
Or let's do the laser idea that Eddie had.
The fact that... Oh, man. And then our web girl, sorry to cut you off.
Our web girl had another great idea. She said, are their businesses in the area? Get their
cameras. You can get you know.
the exact time it happened, 802, see what their cameras, there's going to be a getaway car,
we got that guy, we're going to have them within the first 48.
Do you want me to go with you after this and like go talk to Outback and let's do some
investigation?
Coach, I would love that, but my chick is already shaken.
So I know we do stuff sometimes for the Bobby Bone show.
So if we make it a joke, like, okay, she is very shaken.
I get we're a morning show, so we had to make it because it is funny.
News stations picked it up and called me Ray Mundo.
That's not even my real name.
That's my Twitter name.
So it ended up being humorous because they're like,
ah, his girlfriend was affected.
Well, I don't know.
Is his girlfriend or his wife?
We're not sure.
They're going to have to settle that out.
She was taking a bubble bath.
News stations made it humorous a little bit.
They're wording and terminology, but my girl is actually still shaken.
I haven't been in that living room since the shooting.
Are you going to head home and then you said there's news crews just waiting for you?
I don't necessarily know if they are still there,
but my girl said there were trucks, there were cops, there is apartment people, there's family members,
all trying to get into a very small apartment community in West Nashville.
And like I said, it's a circus out there.
Well, again, I worked in the news.
So in my experience, they do have noon 12 o'clock newscast.
So I would get home somewhere about 1130 because they're going to want to go live at noon.
Well, I'm going to be pulling up in my crapped out blazer.
And they're going to be like, this is the guy we're trying to get the exclusive with.
And I'm exhausted.
I've been up for 12 hours and I got a run he knows.
They're going to be like, oh, he's very emotional.
He's been crying.
No, no, no, I've just got a cold.
The allergies are horrible in Nashville.
Well, I'm glad you guys are okay, coach.
Are we hitting the sports stories?
Yes, when I found out about this last night, I mean, I was scared.
I was worried.
If you need a place to live, you got my house.
Eddie was on the phone immediately after it happened, and I just told Eddie, like, yes, I tweeted
about it and it was crazy, but we're now still like, it's very, very nervous and shaken.
But Eddie was like, you're totally making sure you're good, and we were.
In all seriousness of day, I'm really glad you guys are okay.
But I did ask you.
Thank God.
But I did ask you, you said I was on speakerphone?
Did I drop an F bomb?
I don't think so.
Okay.
Then that's a thing.
Coach, when I'm explaining a story in the moment, not on the radio, coach, I might have been dropping F bombs.
To the cops?
Dude, I was doing the F bomb left and right.
I was like, no, no, listen, man.
That mother came through the window.
And he's like, what did you see?
I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I mean, there were bleep words going left and right.
Yeah.
So like every time I call Ray, like I have to let him know.
Hey, dude, you're on speaker.
I have a family.
My family's here.
Yeah, this is a code that me and my wife both are like, oh, you're calling Ray.
Okay, let me sure let them know.
The kids are present.
Tell them ahead of time.
Yeah.
The kids are here.
You did great, though, coach.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, all right.
So, Christina, you have the sports headlines of the day?
I have a couple.
What you got?
So last night.
Oh, that's not a good sign effect.
Sorry, go.
Last night, I don't know if you all saw.
LeBron passed MJ in the ranks for, I think, fourth most scoring points in the NBA.
I mean, we talked about, I told everyone's already said this, like, LeBron is better than Michael Jackson.
Like, it's just Jordan.
Oh, not, oh, you weren't talking about Michael Jackson?
Wrong MJ.
I should have let that go.
Guys, Eddie, put this.
I realize Michael Jackson played basketball.
Finding Neverland or whatever that thing is Netflix, it's fresh in everyone's mind.
You're not watch it.
I haven't watched.
I'm not going to watch it.
But, I mean, everyone's, pretty wild.
Everyone's already said that.
Like, okay, we get it.
Like, there are baseball players better than Weber.
Ruth. Like there are basketball players
better than Michael Jordan. It's a thing.
Props to LeBron for doing it. I'm
blown away by records that happen
like baseball. Boom. 72 home runs
in the season. Barry Bonds. I think
oh, Martin McGuire, 72. Barry Bonds got
like 73. Anyways, that blows me
away. That was so fast. That was exciting.
LeBron over the course of his year got
this career got so many points. That's awesome.
Props to him. Cool record. But as a fan,
I totally agree. What, dude?
I mean, I mean, cool. Props, dude.
Like literally from a CEO standpoint,
white man, a documentarian, oh, NBA films once interview.
Like, literally congratulations, but me, it was over the course of a span.
And, like, they were losing my 20 when he scored it.
He's with a team.
Yeah, so that's what sucks.
He's losing the team lost, and it was an embarrassing loss.
And so he's like, hey, but I did this.
And his team's like, sick, dude, we just lost by a lot.
So they lost again?
Yeah, they did.
Oh, dude, that's all they do now.
Dude, at one point they're on my-
It's like a trend now.
The bet's over.
The bet very well is over.
Damn.
Dude, we should have taken our 20 bucks when we could have.
I texted you guys from the yacht in Fort Lauderdale and I said the bankers offering us
87 and you both go, no, no, you've been drinking, no.
Well, guess what?
Like three days later, they're offering us nothing.
No.
I mean, LeBron's impressive.
Yeah.
It's 32,292 points.
Impressive.
But you're going to pass MJ.
It's going to happen.
He's not playing anymore.
So you're going to pass him.
eventually, I'm not impressed. I think
it is impressive. I don't
care about it as much as everybody's saying.
It's cool. Clops to you.
The media just has to
like... They need something to talk about.
What I'm really impressed at are the people that
keep track of these stats. Like, that's
amazing. I can't remember
like my wife's grocery list.
By the time I get to the store, I'm like, shoot,
she did say... Oh, ESPN is all over
that. It's funny. I see all over Twitter.
Whenever somebody pulls out like a crazy
stat like that. They're always making fun of ESPN
and it was like, oh, did you catch
so-and-so? This is the first time a guy
who closes left eye who pitched this way
that's what I'm talking about. That's crazy.
And they're like, okay.
Like when Trey Young, had like 45, I don't know, 50 points or
whatever the other day and they're just like, it's the youngest
rookie. Like, do you have to Google
has any other rookies scored 45?
I want to say that. They're all sitting around asking.
They know, do know. They have computers that do all that. I would
love to think. If there's some nerd,
in the back that's counting the points.
Um, guys, LeBron is two away.
Excuse me, buzz down.
The last rookie to do that, he played for Georgia.
His name was Mike McAllister.
He was 21 years old, so he was the youngest rookie.
Can somebody give me a pencil sharpener?
What else do you got, Christina?
During that same game, Rondo, this is another way that media just wants to play up whatever
story they can.
Rondo takes a seat, court side like he normally does, especially when they're losing.
He wants to take a break.
He sits court side.
Seats far away from the bench from his team.
Oh, here we go.
Everyone's taking pictures like, oh, Rondo hates his team.
He's pissed.
Maybe this is the thing for the Lakers.
Like maybe it's just a thing that they do because the other picture they had with LeBron spaced out for the seats.
Why is now Rondo though?
Coach, here's the thing.
They have the beauty of having extra chairs on the bench.
And why would you want to send somebody like right next to?
So they want to have a little bit of space.
game.
Exactly.
Coach, back in high school, I played high school ball.
That's as far as I went.
Dude, there were no extra chairs.
So you would have to sit next to you just screwed up and you have to sit right
next to head coach.
Or you just screwed up.
And he's not talking to you.
Coach, or you're sitting next to the guy, the scrub on the team.
You're like, oh, I don't want to be like real close to him.
I'm a starter.
I don't want to be next to the scrubs.
Coach, in a blower ball, you always got to sit next to people and it's awkward.
They got the liberty to do with that, man.
Spread it out, dude.
But if you're going to do that, at least put a leg up so it makes it seem like you're not
mad at the guys. So your leg is
what's taking the chairs, not just you're
being mad at each other. Or maybe we should just stop
thinking that since they took a four
chair space break, like they're
all mad at the time. He even came out and was like,
some reporter asked like, oh, why did you sit a couple of seats down?
He's like, do you know I've done this at least 10 times
this season? This isn't new, guys.
Like, I've done this
multiple times. It's ridiculous.
Like, this is no longer news.
You know what I do love though? I love watching
Like I was watching the Nevada game the other day
And I don't want to know why you were watching Nevada
You know why I was watching Nevada
For gambling purposes
People at home
He was gambling the game
I do think Nevada has a good team
I mean they've had a cut
A bad week but they do have a good team
And I do expect them to do well in the tournament
Like I think I do
They have those twins whatever
The Martin twins I guess
They have their little braids
You'll recognize them
They're really good together
They're twins
And so anyway
One of those twins has a week
weird, unorthodox way of shooting free throws.
Like he puts one foot behind the other.
Interesting.
Almost like he's going to head start like on a run.
Okay.
And then that's how he shoots.
But they go to the bench and the other team's bench
and you can see him all talking trash about his stance.
Like I love that.
They go to them and you still like, look at the jackass.
I was going to make the ball go in.
Like they're all talking crap and I love it.
Dude, yeah.
Of course they talk crap to each other.
That's awesome that they did the flashover.
And they're all crap talking this guy.
Hey, if you don't shoot it normally, it's going to look weird.
People are going to say crap about you.
And I do love when someone extends the high five and then they just get like ignored.
Oh, I love that.
One of the players.
Yes.
I love that.
Rondo, actually, there's somebody made like a compilation of all the times that he's gone to the line or he's been like on the side and he's got a teammate at the line.
And he'll go to high five and they ignore him.
And then they also did it.
purposely ignore him?
It just like over time how many people have not out.
Like how many people have just missed his high five.
So then he turned it.
Anytime there's an opponent at the line and all his teammates go up and try to high five,
he'll try to sneak in there and high five him too.
And they're all like, wait a minute, who the hell is this?
Because he'll come in and try to sneak in a high five.
They're like, get him out of here.
That's really funny.
Guys, don't clap Rondo's hand.
He's not on our team.
Hey, but real question, though, like, are you required to high five someone after they miss
free throws or like?
Dude, the weird thing is all of a sudden in the NBA for some, God knows reason,
and they're all like button slapping.
Every time they each...
But I'm just saying, like, in other levels of basketball,
you just shoot the free throws.
You don't really do a lot of clapping.
But in the NBA, every player after they shoot does some weird thing
where they clap a guy in front, they clap at one behind.
No, no, no, that's it.
That's a good luck thing.
It's pretty amazing.
They do, the guys on the side, like high-five the sides,
and then they put their hands behind them, and it's automatic, like clockwork.
Oh, yeah, it's like boom, boom, boom, boom.
Just put your hands behind your back and somebody will five them.
It's also a thing.
It keeps you just going.
You're like it's a motion.
Like a golfer has their pregame thing.
When you're shooting a free throw, maybe you get the ips.
They're doing that's like their pregame thing.
The ips.
Yeah.
But the butt slap thing for real.
Like the other day, my son was watching basketball with me.
He's like, oh, that dude just touched the other guy's button.
Like, son, it's a thing.
Like, he's telling him good job.
Son, when they're on the field, it's all fine.
One day your friends will also too slap your butt.
And you will like it.
It'll be encouraging.
If you think about it, though, it does look.
I mean, it does.
It looks weird.
Oh, yeah.
As a kid, I feel I picked up on that.
slapping each other on the butt.
Why are they touching butts?
And they like it.
Why is he not grabbing a girl's butt, daddy?
What else, Christina?
You got another story?
Oh, we only had two?
Oh, we got another one.
Last one.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Christine, you gotta get better.
The sports genius usually does it.
Speaking of butts.
Hey.
But first, let me give you this story.
It's my first time.
No, I get it.
It's my first time I'll get better.
I get it.
Just heads up, though.
You might want to think a little like, oh.
Speaking of girls' butts, Robert Kraft, you know what I mean?
See, I don't even know if she needs to do those because sports genius makes it so obvious.
He's making a transition.
And by sports genius, we're talking about lunchbox.
Eddie, it's funny you talk about football.
Speaking of balls.
Let's talk about baseball.
I mean, it's like they never flow.
They're all so clunky.
He tries.
He tries.
He does.
The other night, Duke law, or won by one point.
They almost lost to wake for him.
and everybody's screaming and crying.
Oh, my God, Duke sucks.
Well, no, it's just because Zion's not playing, blah, blah, blah.
I think, bottom line is Duke isn't fantastic,
and they've lost with and without Zion.
Correct.
Factual.
Very true.
Yeah, she just got you guys with the facts.
Boom.
So what are you going to do?
He's there.
He's not.
You're going to lose.
Zion, I'm very, very curious.
Is he coming back?
Oh, he is.
Yes.
They say, Coach Kay, say he'll be back for the tournament.
Not for the ACC tournament.
Well, I mean, like, Coach, if he's not back for the tournament, that's it.
That's his last chance to come back.
Not that.
He'll be back.
I just don't think that he has.
I know.
I was talking about the big dance.
But he has this little tournament.
He said he will, he's expected to be back for the little tournament.
Expected.
They got you with that one.
Why?
Because they've kind of drugged this out already.
Is that not me?
He's playing the tournament?
When I say expected, I take their word for it.
It depends.
I think I don't foresee him playing in the ACC tournament.
For sure, March badness.
He's not missing that.
Wow.
Then you're right.
They got me.
They're in trouble, though.
No, they're not in trouble.
It's a huge play on words, though, because they can say, like, he's expected, but
then they're like, yeah, but we expected, but we don't know how it's going to go.
But don't F with us.
Just like, you know, like, is he or is it?
I get it.
Like, we expected Eddie to come to the party, but he didn't come to the party.
But he just didn't show up.
That's your comparison.
Expect it's the best word ever.
They're expecting him.
It doesn't mean he's guaranteed.
Yeah.
I expect that I'll give you guys a good deal.
I expect I get paid on Thursday.
Yeah.
Then pay me on Thursday.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like, I expect my car to work when I get in it.
It usually works when I get in it.
But does it always happen?
There's that one time.
This might be Zion's one time.
You want to know who uses the word expect?
Like, snake oil, like gross use car salesman.
Right, right, right, right, right.
I expect we could get you a free oil change.
He's not guaranteed to that, dude.
He never has to give you that.
It's true.
I expect I can give you a trade and rebate.
But that's not guaranteed, baby.
Exactly.
I mean, use the way.
If you're a salesman today, the beauty of the word expect, you never have to follow through.
Use it all the way.
I expect we could get you Predators tickets if this deal goes down.
You don't have to do it.
I love it.
Did you see speaking of Predators?
Did you see that there's a group of students at one of these universities here in Tennessee
trying to get the Preds to change their name because of the Predator.
They want them to be called the Sabre Cats because...
It's a sexual predator relations.
There are people in our country that think Predator, the word,
is too close to...
White guy in a white van outside of an elementary school.
But that's what society has turned the word into.
A predator is...
Animalistically is like...
Well, guess where the Preds play in our society?
Yeah.
Boom.
I mean, I said it from day one.
You go back 40 podcasts back and I was like
It's always weird to me to say like go Preds go
Like I don't tell the dude in the white man like go pred go
This is just a weird feeling like I should just get away from that
I don't think they are though
Sabretooth Tiger they want to call them the Saber Cats
Sabre Cats pretty bad ass saber cats
I don't know it's gonna take a while
Coach you're there Predator
I mean the predator thing I can't believe it's lasted this long
Can you imagine?
It really doesn't roll off the top.
Can you imagine all the predators at the game, too?
Like, yeah.
They're talking about me too.
Or when they do a news conference or something like, I'm now a predator.
Okay.
Guys, come on.
Put the cuffs on them.
Guys, they're going to do something with that soundbite.
When you become a Nashville predator, do not say I'm now a predator.
Guys, never been happier.
I'm now a predator.
Oh, God.
Do not say that.
Please, just come on the team.
Coach, do you have a lock before we leave?
Guys, if I can pull up my phone.
Oh, boy.
This isn't what people want to hear if I can pull up my phone.
So very spooked, very rattled last night.
Usually I'm doing my calculations.
I'm doing some algebra, some statistics, some calculus.
But as I look at these locks, guys, there are some wide open games for tonight.
Here is my stone cold, lead pipe, lock of the night.
We're going to NBA basketball, okay?
The Milwaukee Bucks are at home against the Pacers.
over under's 223.
Over, over, over, over 223.
The bucks play fast.
They have a guy that goes by the name of, I don't know, it's slipped my tongue.
Janice Ante Coupo, and he plays so fast.
My nephew taught me how to say it.
And the Pacers.
Oh, do I love the Pacers.
Do they have Al-Dipo?
Or do he go somewhere else?
I don't know.
223 sounds like a good number, though.
I love the over 223.
Yeah, I did too.
So, guys, go ahead.
NBA tonight, screw college.
I've probably missed about six in a row.
Let's cross over to the big boys, okay?
Over 223 bucks pacers, lock it up.
Hey, you know what?
And I normally don't do this.
I agree with you, Ray, and I'm going to one up you on that one.
I'm going to shut the door on something.
I, and this is what I like to do.
I parlay.
That's how we make money.
So, Coach Ray, I will take your over 223 on the same day.
Ola Depot plays for the Pacers. Thank you.
Okay, I will take your 223 on the same day.
Damn it, here's the problem with parleyes.
Our lock guy who goes all the calculations on the Excel sheet, he doesn't like the parlay because
the odds aren't good, so we can't give you credit.
They have to be two, if you're doing a parlay, it's two individual picks.
Hey, sore losers locks, listen, if you, if I hit this, that's worth two bets.
Right.
So you pay me two bets.
If I lose it, go ahead and take two bets off.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Okay, I'm agreeing with you.
So Eddie's doing a parlay.
This actually counts as two games.
So even though if he loses the parlay, he would still be one in one, but yes, you will lose your bet.
But with our statistical analyizations that we do on the Excel spreadsheet from some random guy in Minnesota,
this is going to count as two individual bets.
Eddie has two.
Go, shut the door.
And I'm going to make that bet right now as I say it.
So I'm taking raise 223 over that tonight's games Indiana Pacers at Milwaukee Bucks over 223.
and add as well
the Pacers plus 10
take the Pacers plus 10
the game will be super close
the bucks have not been looking good
I don't know who they played a couple days ago
but they found out a way to stop Janice
and it really showed the Pacers
could even win this game but just take the 10 points
are we sure it's plus 10
yes are we sure
I'm 100% sure and I just placed the bet
so Pacers plus 10
parlay that with over 223
and let's make some money.
Shut the door.
There we go.
All right.
There's the pegs.
Guys, are we going to close out?
Do you want to add a lot?
No.
Do you gamble?
Honestly, no.
Do you want to start here?
Here's my code.
I mean, I could, but honestly, I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
You say that, but I'm really.
My luck is terrible.
If you can do better than 20% girl, you're with the hierarchy of the rankings.
So everybody, thanks for listen.
We're going to keep it short because Ray needs to get home.
He's got 12 o'clock noon live shots to hit with the local news.
I don't know about that.
Catch right in the local news.
Guys, I've already said, I hate to turn down interviews.
I really do.
We did our exclusive one with the Bobby Bone Show.
If you need that, get it at Bobbybones.com.
No, no, no, no.
This is the exclusive.
We got the in-depth with you here.
Absolutely.
This here, you need the video footage.
Go to Bobby Bones.com.
No, no, I'll put it on our sore losers.
Okay, okay.
Quit sending people to the Bobby Bones show.
Here's what I'm fearful of.
All of a sudden, helicopters coming in.
Boom.
Not cops.
News trucks.
Boom.
It's CNN.
Fox News.
When the big boys start picking this up, I don't need that.
Me and my girl try to live a very quiet life in the burbs.
And that's getting honestly, that's going to...
Guys, I'm going to be dead serious.
That'll freak her the hell out.
I don't need any news truck to the crib.
I've heard it's a circus.
Leave me alone.
Let's find the guy together.
Let's do this.
Coach, what's your sound bite when the news comes in?
Say one thing about it, sir.
It was...
No, no, no.
Remember we talked about it?
I know.
Didn't tell me what it is.
Well, we just want to find the guy.
Okay.
We've lived in America very happy.
We love our lives here.
We want to bring this man to justice.
we want to find the guy
and put him behind bars
for as long as necessary.
Thank you guys.
No more, no more.
Thank you.
What I'm talking about.
We found him.
He was a redneck in his truck
and he had a couple beers.
But you can't say that.
Oh.
That's in my own
in my own hypothesis
of what happened.
You don't even know who it was.
It's a backwoods road I live on
and typically there's guys in trucks
shooting guns.
And if somebody does that,
they're a redneck to me.
It could have been a dude just like,
I just bought this gun like,
oh, crap.
like accidentally went off.
With the trajectory, there's no way it was an accident.
Somebody did it from a parking lot, a drive-by, or whatever.
I'm going to talk to the police.
We're going to get to the bottom of this.
No more question.
Thank you.
He's done.
He's done.
Thank you all so much.
Thanks for listening to the podcast.
Christina, thanks for joining us.
Coach, Ray, I'm so glad you're alive.
I'm so happy.
Thank you guys.
Yes, thank God for that.
And Sports Genius Lunchbox, if you're listening, I hope you get better.
He's under the weather.
Feel better.
May have the flu.
All right.
Everybody's sore losers show on Twitter.
Thanks for listening.
It's a short one, but thank you anyway.
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