The Bobby Bones Show - BONUS: Sore Losers - Showers with Dad (Lunchbox, Eddie And Raymundo)

Episode Date: August 28, 2019

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We talk about sports, guy stuff. Basically three guys, lunchbox, me, Ray Mundo and Eddie, making each other laugh while trying to not sound like a bunch of idiots. On this episode, you'll hear Ray confessing to us that he actually showered with his dad naked when he was a kid. Sorry, dude. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, listen on IHurt Radio, or wherever

you get your podcast, later. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up, everyone? I'm Eddie, and I know the least about sports, but I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I just don't know the who's-hous or the what's-wats.

What's up, you guys? I'm Ray, I'm an alpha male. I'm from the north. And when I go to the bar, I'm not just casually drinking a drink. I get a can of beer or a white claw, a hard seltzer. And I puncture it and I shotgun it, whether I'm at a bar or I'm at my house. I'm always shotguning. If you shotgun as well, hashtag it on Twitter, sore loser shotgun.

They're flooding in, baby. We got a couple more in the last like two hours. And guys, let me tell you, I'm going to start this show off with a hot take that I think something needs to happen in the NBA. that some team needs to do to change their franchise. And it may be out there, but I was watching basketball last night, and I said, man, this team needs to trade this individual, and you're going to be like, you're an idiot. But first, let's play the game America loves.

It's called Would You Rather? Would you rather walk in on your parents doing the deed? Whatever the next one is, I'll take it. Or your parents walk in on you doing the deed. Parents walking on me doing the deed. I mean, I ain't watching my parents do it. Like, I don't want that in my mind. You know, you watch, like, these documentaries, like, like,

abducted in plain sight, you know, like, stuff you just can't get back. Like, once you watch that stuff and you visually see it, like, you just can't get that back. That's the way our bodies work. Our brains work that way. And if I saw my parents doing it, I would never go away from my mind. And I would see it for the rest of my life. So, hell no, man. I want them walking in on me.

One of the most powerful things is an image. That's why they say a picture's worth a thousand words. You're not reading a book about it. You're not even seeing a picture. You're actually seeing a motion film of your parents. That's something you don't remember for a year, five years. You remember that for your entire life until the day you die. And it isn't that you're their son, their kid.

And it affects you in the weirdest way. You're always going to be thinking about it when you're with your girlfriend. When you're at a graduation of your kids, you're thinking of it. At dinner, randomly, you're going to think about it. All these times where you could be thinking about so many amazing things, who cares if somebody walks in on you? I've had buddies do that. I've had kinds of people.

Who cares? Walk in on you? You leave your door just unlocked whenever you're... I don't know if I've ever had anybody walk in on me. Why do you make all that stuff up? College party. You said a lot of people, so when you say a lot, that means five or more. I said it, and then I thought back, maybe I never have had anybody really walk in.

But my buddy Billy, at my birthday, he was hooking up with his chick in our living room. Freaking other friend walks in. Awkward. This past birthday? Yeah. I mean, in the living room is a little bit more common area, so he has to be expected to be walked in on. I just would say, I'd rather walk in on my property. parents doing the deed?

Just because I've seen both my parents naked. I mean, I have. Like, yes. You've seen... No, I'm not. You've never seen your parents naked. Nope.

You're lying. Not that I remember. See, this is my point. When you see something that makes a last impression, you don't forget it. But the problem is, I don't want my parents to see my wife naked. That is

the issue here. They've seen me naked because I'm their kid. They have never seen my wife. naked and I'd like to keep it that way. I've seen my parents naked. So if I see him naked one more time, hallelujah, let's do that. If you're,

if you caught your dad just staring at your wife, like, what would you do? Would you fight your dad? No. No, what if he was just like, mm-mm-mm. Like, what?

You know, like you said, you said the one thing that makes the difference is watching your dad, watching your parents see your wife naked. Yeah, I would rather not my parents. So what would you do if they were just standing there being like, his dad starts licking his fingers?

Yeah, like would you just punch him in the face? No. No. His dad, Jamal Murray's him and starts licking his fingers like barbecue sauce.

Yeah, I mean, something like that. But, dude, I would not, I, that's just the one thing.

All three of us have seen each other naked. My parents have seen me naked. I've seen them naked. They have never seen my wife naked. So, if we can keep that one factor out of it, I'll go ahead and walk in on my parents doing the deed.

All right. Okay. Let's back up. I want just a little more information on this, when did you see your parents naked? When I was a kid? Like when? Do you remember? What did you see? Obviously you're going to still remember it. Anytime you see

your parents naked, you're going to remember this. So go ahead. Tell what was the scenario. Walk us through it. It was a waterbed. Well, they do have a water bed. Go. But it wasn't a water bed. I mean, I must have been like five and I may have walked in their room when they had the door closed and my mom or

dad was getting out of the shower. I mean, it weren't together. It was separate instances. So it's just something like that. And you just look for a little bit? No, you don't look for a little bit. You just walk in. Oh, sorry. Or you walk in.

Like, you're looking for your mom or dad when you're a tiny kid. And you go upstairs and, oh, dad's in the bathroom. Sorry, my bad. I've never seen that. I just highly doubt you've never seen. I'm telling, I'm not like Ray. I'm telling you right now, I've never seen it. Hey, but that's how we play the game.

Would you rather? Ray, have you seen your parents naked? No. Yeah. Just because we've always had home. have been blessed homes have multiple levels so the kids are always downstairs parents are upstairs or vice versa when we moved

parents used to be downstairs we're upstairs and you never when you were like four or five went looking for your parent and there's always multiple there was the boom you had to go through the one door then you got to go through the stairs you could always hear stuff if somebody's coming up or down it wasn't like just one no I'm not talking about them doing it I'm not just naked I'm just talking about

naked like I was you know when you're like four like close your eyes right now can you picture your mom naked like oh no I've never seen my mom naked but my dad we always used it all shower together. Okay, see, now that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but I think he's showered with us a little bit late when our memories were starting to form. I thought it's a little too

often. But that's what I'm saying. See, so it's not that crazy. I never showered on my dad. Coach, I don't know what's going on. You didn't shower with your dad. It was the best way to save water. My dad's like, get on in. Okay. But I'm telling you our memories. We're showered with that. Our memories were starting to form.

And I've never. Don't even, don't even don't. Well, no, your your siblings are, you're a big age gap. Yes, six years. Okay, so you've never shower with your brother or sister? No. I remember shower with a cousin. See? But guys, I've never showered with my dad before. And I've never showered with my kids before. How did you learn at a shower if you didn't shower with your sister? At what age were you

shower with your? My mom taught me how to like bathe myself. What age did you shower with your cousin? We were probably 10, like 10, 11. Was it a guy or girl? No. My aunt. Two of us. Oh. And being like my aunt is the one that like, two are you what? It was two boys, two boys, me and my cousin. And my aunt was like, you know, you guys go ahead, take a shower together.

And I was like, oh. You're in middle school? Okay, okay. And it was like, we took the shower together. And I was like, all right, that's kind of weird. But like. But again, I'll never forget that. My question is, so like did one stand off to the side by the other one used the soap?

No, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like. Because there's only one shower here, right? I was getting. You're not like pushing. Get out of the way. I'm trying to use it washing my hair.

No, I was taking the shower and then he would be on this side. Be across from me and wait until I was done. Then we'd swap. Okay. Because I took a bath with my brother and sister when I was like three or four. But after that, I don't remember ever doing that once we. Three or four. But what's the age gap of all three?

One and one. My brother's two years older than me. That's the same thing. It's fine. Right. But at 11? Yeah, man. We were too old.

I think that's a little too old. It was my aunt's idea. and it was just weird. Like, I even think I went back and told my parents, and they might have had to talk with them. What was her reasoning? Save water? We had to go, quick.

Guys, we have dinner in like 10 minutes. I don't know about the save water, coach. You and your, you, your dad and your twin brother, all three of you guys to save water? Well, we had well water. So I think that. Oh, so when you're 15. That is different.

Yeah. So you didn't just like let the water roll. My dad would be like, go on, get it. And what age is this? 15, 16? No, no, no, not that old. And you wouldn't look at the mammoth and just be like, what is that?

No At what age Because your dad's Looks different than yours at that At that time Yeah It's probably much different now But like

Well no no I'm saying when you're a kid Versus your dad's like It was awkward Because when you weren't getting bathed Your head was like In my dad's butt What about the other side

The other person had it in his crotch You gotta be kidding No parents could not do this anymore I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Dude, I'm telling you, if there's anything out of this podcast that we get out of it is we talk about some real deep stuff. Wow. I got tears.

I'm freaking crying, man. Right. Thanks for sharing that, man. No, no. What? judging him because, no, there's no judgment. There's other people out there who did the same thing with their dad.

I'm sure. I'm sure. And I might have, but I don't remember it. No, there's no way. I'm telling you, Coach, you would remember that. That's my whole point. And I specifically remember, though. Of course you remember.

No, but my mom said, hey. He remembers. He remembers. I got to take a picture of you. You were bawling right now. No, hey, I specifically remember my mom saying, hey. What?

She said. He said, I remember staring at that butt. I remember one time we were out in the shower, we'd like gotten finished up, and my mom goes, hey, you guys get, you got to stop doing this. These kids are getting older. Yeah. How old at that point? I mean, for her to say that, we might have been. Teenagers.

Six, seven. Okay. Six or seven. But your dad was like, there's nothing wrong with this. Oh. Because he was all about it just because you don't have to delay. You're going to dilly-dally because kids are taking their into his show. And your dad is humongous.

Yeah. And you all must have looked up and just been like, dang. We did. I see. We look up and all of it's there. I would look up and I'd never see the shower. Wow. So the water I got was secondhand.

Can we call your brother? No. Is there any way we can call your brother? Do you call your dad? We could call my brother. But he's at the middle. He can't just answer. It's loud.

It's so loud. What's his name? Rob. All right, Rob, we need your phone call over here. Phone call for Rob. Oh, my God. Soar losers? Right.

What is the age difference between you and your sister? Two years. Did you ever, do you remember ever bathing with her? No. That was a lot. See, because I remember being in the bathtub and peeing one time I'm in the water turning yellow. And my brother and sister jumped out and I'm like, I don't get why you're getting out. Because I was three.

You can't do that. Well, I didn't know. I realized that now. But when I was then, I was like, I was just still splashing. What a jerk. You were even a jerk at three. I cannot, right. Can you tweet that picture right now and just so on sore losers?

Show Twitter, just so people know what they can expect. Just say, just so you know, there's tears shed already on the podcast. Oh, my gosh. Coach, that was funny. You have me laughing. I mean, that took us to a whole new level. So why do you guys think I love showers so much now? Because you get to take them by yourself and the showers.

Oh, I was going to say, because they remind me a good time. Dude, I went for five years with secondhand water. I thought you were just like, it reminded me of my childhood and spending time with my dad and brother. I thought he was going to say that, too. Guys, why do you think I love showers so much? It reminds me to be with my dad and my brother in there. Remember that crack. And us helping each other get clean.

No, because I'm alone and I can just take it all in. And me looking straight up and see my dad's crack. I never saw the water. All right. We've got to move on. Last night, I'm watching the Raptors versus 76ers, okay? They got butted. Oh, they got housed.

The Raptors, Kyle Lowry, he must have listened. the podcast yesterday because he came to play. We the North. We the North came to play. They were a total team effort. They dismantled the 76ers. And after watching last night, I have decided the 76ers this summer when their season is over, they need to call the New Orleans Pelicans.

And get Anthony Davis. And they need to offer Joel Embed for Anthony Davis and maybe a couple first round draft picks. I know it's taking a chance. Joel Embed is really good. He's supposedly going to be a star in this league. Anthony Davis only has one year on his contract remaining, so you are taking a chance of him not resigning with you.

But Joel Embed is injured all the time. He's sick. I don't know if you can count on him going forward. As much as I love Joelle Embed, he is a great player when he's on the court. But watching him last night, I was just like, like, can you trust him? I don't know if he was sick last night or if he just wasn't feeling well. I don't know what the problem was, but it was awful.

Did he show signs that he was sick or he just played like he was sick? I didn't see a stat sheet. I wasn't waking up in the morning memorizing that. Saw some highlights. Saw it was a blowout. Made sure that my money line covered. It did. I listened to your speech myself.

And I thought that is something to know. The Raptors have to win. It was a must win game for the rest. Raptors, their city, their franchise, their country, their flag, their government. It was a huge, huge day in Canada. In Toronto. Toronto. Yes.

Joel M. B. D.M.B. M.B. M. M. B.'s shoot around because he was sick. There you go. I understand that. I mean, Jordan played a game sick. Joel L. M. B. can't even do a practice. You're talking about warm-ups? But M. B. did play, but he didn't play very well.

And they haven't said what's wrong with him. Maybe there's something seriously wrong with him. don't know. Maybe he's out there gutting it out. But my whole thing is, when the Sixers need him most, he's hurt, he misses an entire season, he misses stretches of games, they didn't let him play back to backs because they don't know if they can trust his health. And then here he is sick in the playoffs. Okay, people get sick. But it just seems like time after time after time, stuff comes up with his health that is a problem in the long run. So are you willing to tie yourself?

This is like a cold, right? I don't know. But I'm just saying if you want to do something bold, if you are the 76ers and you are, because upper management and Sixers fans, they have to be nervous every time Joe L.M.B. goes down or anything because he gets hurt a lot. The history is there. He is a, he gets hurt a lot. He's sick. Money time. You take a risk and go for Anthony Davis for Joe L. Embedd and hope the Pelicans.

will bite and take that and take the injury prone, sickness prone, Joel Embed off your hands, and you get Anthony Davis and you get him there, and you try to convince him to stay in Philadelphia. Because Anthony Davis would be an amazing trade. Amazing. For the Sixers. What do you get with Joel Embed? Big guy shoots threes.

He's good down low. He's a magician. He's really good when he's good. But he's really, I mean, he's not there a lot of the times. And last night he wasn't there again. Kauai Leonard was there last night. Kyle Lowry was there last night. How did they win by 30 points?

They dismantled it. It was a total from the jump. The Raptors played so well. I went to bed. It was 8-8. I placed a money-line bet. What happened from there? You went to bed when the game was 8-8-8-8?

8-8. And I thought, well, it's going to be a shoot-out. It was a minus 200. So it was a great bet. It was a great money-line bet. And I was just feeling Raptors before going to bed, to lay my head on the pillow. I wake up they win by 30.

I look like a genius. What happened from the 8-8 point in the game? So what happened at the beginning of the game? Let's see. What happened from that point on? Well, they passed it over here to Kauai. He went in for a dunk. Then they passed it to Gassal.

He had a little runner in the lane. They just dominate. The soul is still making his shots? Yeah. It was just a dismantling by the Raptors. Did Serge play well? A blocker? Oh, he got a big old gash in his head.

You see that? No. He had a big old band-aid on his head. But I turned it off at halftime because it was over. Oh, it was? At half time it was? Oh, it was a 22-point game at half. And I said, I'm out.

I'll catch the Trailblazers and Nuggets. And guess what? That was a blowout. You could turn that game off pretty early too because the Nuggets steamrolled them. Because they're in the mile high city, man. Yeah, man. We don't lose it home, man. Man, we always win.

We're high. Oh, when do the ads play here? We got a conflict of a stadium. Oh, ice cold. Oh, hell. I felt a little cold in here. Hey, is there still ice underneath here? Yeah.

There is ice under the court. No. They don't bring it in. I'm telling you, that ice stays under the court, guys. Why don't you guys believe me when I tell you the ice is paper thin? The ice is like no thicker than an inch or two inches. Like, it's this much water, guys. It freezes in 30 minutes.

You tell me I have more ice in my cup at McDonald's? Yes. No. As far as, yeah, you don't need. That's why if the ice was too thick, you wouldn't be able to see the paint underneath it. Ice isn't that thick, guys. It's a layer of like an inch of ice, of water. They freeze.

I'm pretty sure they leave the ice underneath the floor. Yes. It was never an issue with the Predators. We don't have a basketball team. Good thing. It's just with like country. Do you get to Google while I move on to the next little. Guys, why do you think during Predator season, why if there's a concert or there are, there

more slips and falls? Because there's freaking ice underneath it. They're not walking on the ice. Yes, they are. The ice is below. the concert floor. Yeah, but they have, they have, it's so thick. It is thick.

Whatever they put over the ice. I get that. You're not going to feel the effects. Like, you're not colder at a concert because there's ice underneath there. What makes you think the ice is just, there's there's there's like these freezers underneath, the floor that are keeping the ice there? No. You might want to Google that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Google, do the nuggets leave the ice underneath the basketball floor? I'm telling you, research concerts around the country when they're played on an ice floor. there is more slips. I mean, I'm assuming they play in the same stadium. I have no idea. I've never been to Denver. Pepsi Center. Unless there's two Pepsi centers.

All of these do. I'm pretty sure they all do. I mean, the Pistons luckily didn't have to play on ice because the Red Wings suck. Same thing with it, Staples Center. So I'm reading about that right now. Let's see. Thanks to modern technology that exists in today's sports arenas, the crews that man the Staple's

Center are able to transition between basketball courts and ice hockey rinks quickly. That tells us nothing. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Yeah. We don't care how many chairs they can set up in 10 minutes. We care if the ice gets removed. Oh, they got a great facility staff. Boy, they can turn around us. The layer of ice on a hockey rink is only about an inch thick.

But it's still. However, it creates, it is created out of many tiny layers of ice that makes the ice stronger. So when it's time to convert ice hockey rink into basketball court, the walls, the glass panels around the rink are removed. But the ice is stayed. Large pieces of insulated plywood are laid over the top of the ice. Boom. But the ice stays.

So the ice is still under there. Thank you. Yeah. There's a guy in Florida, okay, 23-year-old man. He got pulled over on Sunday because he has a bumper sticker on his brown Chevrolet. And the bumper sticker said, I eat ass. And the deputy said, sir, you're going to need to remove that bumper sticker because it violates Florida's obscenity law.

And so he drives off. Next day, deputy sees him again, still sees as the sticker, I eat ass. And he was arrested. All because he wants to eat ass bumper sticker. There's a company that actually manufactures a bumper sticker that says, I eat ass. I don't have a problem with that. I don't have a problem with him having a bumper sticker like that. Yeah, like, what if he really likes to?

I mean, it's kind of like, it's okay. Like, the first thing I thought was like, well, my kids, when my kids read it, whatever, it's like, I don't even think they'd even notice it. And if they did, we would just be like, yeah, whatever. It's like he likes donkeys. Yeah. Like, whatever. Just make something up. It's not a bad bumper sticker.

Speaking of, it reminds me of, I spoke about a tunnel, like on the Bobby Bone show on the show that we're on. I talk about these guys that graffitied the spoiler for the Avengers. I didn't mention that they also spread. spray-painted penises and, like, stick figures having sex and all this stuff that I didn't mention on the show. But, like, that came to mind, too, of just, like, kids in the car, man. Like, I can't just, like, have, like, all this stuff on, spray-manning on a wall that they're looking, because my son's the one that, like, spotted it.

And that's hard to, like, tell them. I don't look at that. That's just someone being immature, son. So the A-E-D-Ass is funny to college kids, but people with kids, you got to explain it. You do have to explain it. But I have a copse. Daddy, Daddy. I guess my kid's not old enough, but I think it's funny.

You can't read. Daddy, what does it mean? He eats donkey, son. That's not what it. What does it mean? An ass. It's another name for a donkey. I've never heard that expression though.

I never had a donkey burger before. Then you got to go find a donkey burger. Then you got to Google Donkey Burger. That's when it gets weird. That's what it's like being a parent. But for this dude to get arrested for it, I don't know about all that. I mean, that's a little extreme for him like a, for, Just for him wanting to eat ass.

Sounded like that cop had it out for him. Yeah, they must not like each other. You must go back to high school. As a kid, you know the bumper stickers you remember the ones with swear words in it? I'll never forget in our hometown, a guy always drove around with an S happens. Yeah, that's funny. Sometimes. And we always asked my mom, what does that mean S happens?

And she's like, she always would tell us, just not a good outlook for life. What? What does it mean, though? Means he's negative. He just thinks bad about everything. What? It's just not how we live. He's in a bad mood.

That's what you tell us. Huh. And so we always wondered, what is, interesting. What does S happens mean? He's just, he's a negative person. Don't act like. We're not that. Dude, those, those bumper stickers were huge.

My favorite ones were the, were the Calvin Hobbs where he would be pissing on a Ford symbol. Oh my gosh, or Chevrolet. My parents would always be like, don't, don't look at that. I thought that was so freaking funny. So funny. And now there's no real funny ones like that anymore. And then the people that put balls hanging from that. That's the one I was just thinking of.

Those are hilarious. That's hilarious. Like a big rig and they put the balls hanging. I remember the first time I saw that. And I was older. That wasn't until like more recent. Because it's harder to notice. You don't see it as often.

It's a very rare thing. And when you do find it, it's a good set of balls. Big. You ever go to San Marcos, Texas, Texas. Everybody that goes to Texas State in a truck, they got the balls in a set of balls. Really? Y'all, absolutely.

It's like a requirement to have balls on your truck. It's Texas State. Dude, you go to a pool party. I roll up in the Trailblazer, nothing really. It's just murdered out. You know, tented windshield. That's all I did. Got guys in trucks.

Set a balls. Set a ball. Set a balls. Hey, guys. It's cool if I park here. They all got their nuts flapping all over the place. I'm going to pull it in my trailblazer. Hey guys.

I got some beer in the back. Their nuts are all over the place in the parking lot. I grew up in South Texas where, like, it was, there was a certain kind of people, like, that airbrushed the back of their pickup truck. Those are so cool. Like, like, like, like, the, you. It was like an image of, and it was like airbrush. Yeah, like they did the malls. There was somebody in my apartment complex in college in San Antonio.

They had a desert scene. Like they had a wolf and a moon. So they would do that. But then they would always step it up. It'd be like the desert scene, like the Grand Canyon. And then their truck, the exact truck that you're looking at, there's the image of that truck on the Grand Canyon with a hot chick laid on top of it. Yes.

Like sometimes they'd up it up like that. And sometimes they'd put a naked chick on it. And those do. And we were kids, we'd be like, woo-woo. Naked chick, airbrush, back of the truck. And my kids would be like, God, my dad would just speed it up and try to pass them as fast as we could. Dude, now no vehicles are cool. You just got Teslas and Audi's driving around.

But I do like the cars that have lights underneath them. Yeah, those are kind of cool, too. Right? Like they light up the street underneath them. I love that. Whenever you're out and they got hydro. Oh, dude, that's legit. That is so cool.

I would never do it to my car because I don't think I could pull it off. But I do like it. That's right. And what did we learn today? That Ray, oh my God. Showered with his dad and his brother until he was 11. And Eddie, he showered with his cousins until he was 12. That's messed up. I didn't like that at all. And again, I'll never forget about it.

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