The Bobby Bones Show - Brad Paisley Stops By and Amy Accidentally Steals Shoes

Episode Date: April 21, 2017

Brad Paisley stops by the studio to promote his latest album, Amy returns an empty box of shoes and Bobby mistakenly refers to his house as ‘our house’ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Amy's talking about these jeans that have a rip right in the buttox area. Yeah. Is it horizontal? Horizontal. What? Yeah. Like right at the crease where the butt. that like meets the thigh.

Yeah. And it's like a built-in crease and people are paying for it. And these jeans are so expensive. And I'm like, is this a trend that's here to stay? Or is this, am I like not getting it? Like a crease rip? Like, do you actually see like the top of the skin? Yeah.

Yeah. You can see the skin. And you know how people pay more for holes in jeans. Like, I mean, and I get it. Like ripped jeans are really in right now. I have some. But the holes in like the knee, not the butt. We have to check it. Will you put it on Facebook?

I want to see these. Yes. The thing, Amy brings up a point, holy jeans are in. Holy's been in our whole life. Yeah. Do you kind of remember when they happened when we were kids? Sure. And it's never not been a thing.

I guess it's true, yeah. But, I mean, you definitely pay more for them. You've had trends happen, like Stonewash was awesome for a while. Baggy, tight. But Holy is kind of always been a thing. Yeah. Like right now. Eddie's hand up.

No holes. Let me see your pants. No holes. Oh, you're not wearing jeans, are you? No. Those are kind of khakis? These are kind of like colored jeans. Are they?

Yeah. Color jeans. Who has jeans on? I got jeans. Do you have holes? No. What kind of jeans are those? I don't know.

I got a belt loop broken, but. That doesn't count as a hole. No, that's just wear and tear. Yeah. How long you have those? Hey, those sevens. These have been 10 years. Yeah?

Yeah. You have holes in your jeans or no? No, I have on flares. I don't know what that means. The bottom's flared out. You know, like a flare. A style that's coming? Yes.

Ray have tears? He's not wearing jeans. I'm wearing a lot. I want to color pants. We all have colored pants on. We're so cool. We're the colored pants. We're the colored pants.

Bobby Booms. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Carrie Marie is a waitress, and she works at a restaurant in Connecticut, and she wears hearing aids. One of her hearing aids was broken, so she kept having to turn her head to talk to the customer. She was like, I'm really sorry. One of my hearing aids is broken. So he's making his order, and after she explained to him, she got the food, and he left.

And he wanted to remain anonymous but left a $500 tip. And today, I hope this helps you get a new hearing aid. Wow. So I thought that was really nice. That was really cool. That's so cool. So there you go. I see you.

The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. In Northern California, the 50-year-old Tennessee teacher who vanished last month with a teen student is under arrest and the girl was found safe. In Seattle, two officers were shot while responding to a robbery. Both officers are in stable condition in the hospital. So that's really good news.

And finally, in weather news this weekend, temps are going to be in the 70s and 80s for most of the country. Watch out for the rain south, parts of the Midwest. A lot of the East Coast, you're going to see one to two inches of rain and thunderstorms. See where Skrillix was handcuffed and taken out of a car last night? Which his music is awful. Good. He needs it.

Maybe they'll change him up. Yeah, put him at you all for that. Wow. Yeah, we need to pull over. Yeah. Oh, sir, I didn't do anything. Yeah, your music's terrible. Have you heard that?

Oh, my gosh. Anyway, he's huge. He makes millions of dollars. Yeah. Scurlix got pulled over for playing loud music from his car. That's it. Yeah, he was later cuffed when he didn't show proper identification. Yeah.

So what did it sound like? Well, I bet it's something like this. Mixed to sit. I mean, it's got to be awful. Like, his music's awful. Yeah, but it doesn't say what he was blaring. Probably that. If I went in loud, it probably just caught his window down a little bit. I was like, I'm going to red, and his hair cut. Those two things?

You guys think he looks like Corey Feldman? Yeah, he does. Yeah, he sort of does. People with hostile personalities can be, are usually a lot more sick and a lot more fat. Do you know that? Hmm. Hmm. Angry people are also more likely to smoke and drink too much. Okay. So anger is not good for your heart or soul or now body. And Skrullix makes me angry. So I'm not planning ever again. That's stressing me out. Yep.

Go have a drink. Oh, that sounds nice. I never even had a drink. This is better. This is the Bobby Bulls show. All right, time for your positivity here on Friday morning. It's called Tell Me Something Good for a reason, because we have good news to bring you. Tell me something good.

All right, so Charles Kingsley had finished his overnight shift as a security officer. He was driving home when he got pulled over by a Minnesota police officer. His headlights were out. So instead of a ticket, the officer gave him. a voucher to what the lights fix for free. Oh. And that's what these cops are doing. They're giving vouchers.

If someone's lights are out and they had to pull them over anyway, for like 30 days, they're giving vouchers because they're working with a place. That's awesome. Oh, they've partnered up. I love it. Yes. Yeah, that's cool. Amy, you're up.

Kids in Utah will no longer have to worry about the police shutting down their lemonade stands. Under a new state law, they passed. Well, kids can now sell lemonade, which is awesome, because in a lot of states you get in trouble. If I were adult, I'd get a kid and I'd have them front my business. What? You'd what? I'd get a kid and have them front my business.

Oh, stop. No. The reason was, you know, the permits and kids would have to have a lemonade standards. They're like, you don't have a permit to serve food, so they passed the law. Right. Being the businessman than I am, I'd try to be like, hey, kid. Okay. I catch in.

Smart. Lunchbox. Jack Kilway has been an usher for the afternoon. Macroen Rubber Ducks for the last 20 years. He's 82 years old and he's retiring. Wow. And the aeroducks are a minor league baseball team. So this weekend, the giveaway at the park, a Jack Kilway bobblehead.

That's awesome. That's pretty funny. That's got to be the thrill of that guy's life. He has no knight. And they're giving away a bobblehead of him. That's awesome. Even just to be given a bobblehead of yourself, one to you has got to be cool, but they're giving them to everybody too.

That's cool. See, there's good news. You can find it out there. Thank you for listening. Bob it bones. What did you do yesterday? Oh, I had my final dentist appointment fixing one of my teeth. What happened to your tooth?

Well, a while ago, I told you how I did, like, cracked, and then he had to put, like, this temporary thing on, and then I got, like, the final one put back on. So you got to do it, is it gold? Let me see. No, it's not gold. Oh, man. No gold.

Should I have gone gold? For sure. If the option's ever gold for anything, I go gold. Shoot. I didn't. I went regular. Uh-huh. lunchbox, what did you do yesterday?

Oh, busy day. I had to take the dogs to the vet for their yearly checkup, and then I had to pound them to nap in for like two and a half hours. Wow. Hold on a second. Let's go to the tote board here. I'm curious to know how long this nap was. It was exactly two hours, 26 minutes.

Wow. That one of a nap. Wow. Yeah. Big day. About you? You didn't do anything else? Oh, I had kid power, and then I had...

Kid power. I mean, don't gloss over that. It's actually an organization that you work with. Yeah, it's a volunteer organization. How often do you do it? He didn't even talk about it. Yeah, that's better than your nap. Yeah, like, people would rather hear about kid power than you saying I slept for two hours of 30 hours.

Okay, well, I do that once a week and it's for an hour and a half. What do you do there? Yeah, like, what do you? Oh, well, I have kids that I'm a mentor for. Like, we work on things. Like, we're doing a service learning project right now. It's called Project Linus, where we're making blankets for kids. in the hospital.

Cute. So it kind of teaches them to give back to the community. So you do that yesterday? Yeah. Specifically? Mm-hmm. So what do you do with the blanket?

Do you sit and knit the blankets? No, there's two blankets and you cut these slits and then you tie them together and ours has little race cars on it and that's it. I mean, I don't know how to explain it besides that.

It's two little blankets put together and... Do you say that we want to know about that stuff that you're doing? Yeah. And you like go, they came out and then I farted all day. It's like, no. Like, we did.

genuinely want to know the other things he did. Yeah, that's what we did. We talked about the project and, like, his favorite part of the project, the worst part. So you have one kid? Yeah, because the other one, he just kind of quit showing up. Oh, no. Yeah. Is that your fault or it?

No, it's just his fault. I mean, I can't make him show up. Like, he knows when the... Are you fun? Oh, I'm fun. Yeah. All the kids love me. All the kids love me.

Yeah, and some of them see me on TV, I guess, because they're like, I saw you on TV, and I'm on TV. When were you on TV? I don't know. They see a Steve Bushimi movie? Oh, no. A duck funny cartoon? Yeah. Well, there's been times you've been on the news.

That one time? Yeah. I don't know. They were watching the 11 o'clock local news at one time? Or maybe they've seen you on YouTube? No. That's kind of like TV. Yeah.

The small TV. No, because they know the radio station. They're like, oh, I saw you on TV. Okay. I think they're just like saying Instagram stories. Yeah. No. Snapshots.

Like a picture of them all in the middle? Yeah. Yeah. That's probably that. Guys, I'm telling you, they all, they see me and they all high-five me. They love me. I'm the most fun probably that's there. We're just giving you a hard time.

That's okay. I'm not worried about it. And then I had live band karaoke last night. I was busy. Wow. Out and about. I'm telling you, you guys act like all I do is nap, but I had to get that two and a half. No, you act like, all you do is nap.

Oh. Play a song. That's why we're so injured. Oh, okay. I'll play this song. All right. My bad. latest from Nashville and Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. It's Friday, so we got some albums out today. Cheryl Crow has Be Myself, Brad Paisley, Love and War, and Charlie Worsham, Beginning of Things. Dirk's Bentley has been nominated to be on the Nashville Airport Authority Board of Directors. It's a voluntary position,

and he still has to be officially voted in, but the mayor has appointed him, and it sounds like the voting is just a formality. Dirk's is a pilot and loves flying. I can't mean it's a real position, though. Yeah, and he's not going to vote him in. No, it's not even that. Well, the mayor...

Yeah, but again, it's just got to be one of those things where you get someone a key to the city. It's kind of going to be one of those things. Oh, I think it's a bigger deal than that. I don't know. All right, what else? That's it. I'm Amy.

That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from California. A man went into a Walmart and said, oh, man, got to go to the bathroom. Goes back, goes to the bathroom in there for a while. It's like, I could really use a cigarette.

So he pulls out a cigarette, smoking the cigarette, drops it, lights his underwear on fire while he's off the toilet. Oh, no. He has to run out and grab fire extinguisher and put it out. Like, do you take his underwear off and then pull his pants back up? Or did he just run out? He just ran out. He didn't have time they were on fire. So he's okay.

But, yeah. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead. of the day. Come on Bobby Pong show. Lunchbox has no rhythm. Lunchbox can't really sing a melody of a song either. It's so weird.

And this isn't even a shot, but we were talking off the air just now, and he was singing some dance song. And Eddie was like, I never heard that song. And then he goes, hey, sing Lean on Me. So this is live. And we all know, lean on me when you're not strong. Now be your friend. Lunchbox, sing lean on me.

Lean on me. When you're not strong. We all need someone to lean on. Lean on me, brother. Okay, so... We all need a hand. It just doesn't sound like lean on me, like the melody of it.

Right. You don't have to be a good singer to have the melody. No. So, lean on me is, you know, the song here. Yeah? Go Wethered. Great song. It's a great song.

Oh, a great movie. That too. Yeah. I'm not standing by me with a little bit of a lean on me, but still go with a good movie. Sing with it. Do you know it? I know a little bit of it.

So, you want to hear Lunchbox's rhythm? This is even funnier. Like, if you don't mind Litchbox, follow my beat, okay? Oh, great. I'm just going to go. Here you go. Got it, pretty good. That's pretty good.

All right, ready? Let's do it again. That's one too many. Yeah. That's close. I'm getting better. Clap along to the song. Okay?

Oh, goodness. You ready? They don't clap. No, not along to the rhythm. To the beat. Go. I don't know. Hey, Eddie, let's keep on it.

Let's have where it be. Ready? I can't. I can't. While you're doing that, I can't do it. Yeah. If you get put on, he can do it a little bit. And he can't just feel it.

All right, do another one. Ready? Yeah. So weird. You have no rhythm at all. I don't hear it. Huh? You're just guessing, right?

Yeah, I have no idea what I'm clapping to. Oh, you're really just guessing? Yeah, I've no idea what I'm supposed to clap to because there's no clapping. He's just clapping. No, no, no. You don't have to clap to claps. You can clap to a rhythm. This to me.

Yeah. There we go. Come on. Feel the music. That's you. That's you. That's the drum beat. Listen that drunk.

He can't do it. It's so wild. I wish people could see him. It's just in him. It's like human. He doesn't have rhythm. Yeah. But he dances.

Not with rhythm. He just dances like he's not hearing a song. That's true. He dances the same way, same pace all the time. I'll tell you what. Sometimes in our lives, we all have pain. We all have. I didn't even know where he was going with that.

There's no way I would guess what song that is. But if we are wise, we know there's always tomorrow. Lean on me. That's not lean on me. The words are. There's a full solar eclipse coming to Nashville. One minute and 57 seconds of complete darkness

during August's total solar eclipse. Now, for me, I would just read this and not really know if it was a big deal or not. I just be like, huh, does that happen a lot? I don't know. It's expected to draw one million visitors. Wow. Amazing.

What? Visitors? Yeah. Like people are going to come to Nashville a million of them to watch this one minute, 57 seconds. So it's complete darkness. I guess so. Is it like the purge where you can do whatever you want for a minute 57 seconds? I hope not.

I don't know. That's scary. But how cool would that be? Man. I saw something like that when I was a kid, but it wasn't complete darkness. What, the purge? No. Oh, the total eclipse.

I thought you met out of South Texans. It's crazy down there. The Babby-Bow show. I did a new Instagram show from my house last night called Netty Pot Live. Did you watch any of it? I haven't. I didn't know. I poured the Netty Pot on my nose live on Instagram video. Hopefully you have to watch that.

It was up for like. Instagram video disappeared as soon as it's over. So it was only live. You miss Netty Pot Live. I know. You can't go back? Mm-mm. Brad Paisley in about 45 minutes or so.

Got a new record out today, by the way. How about this? Let's talk about ethics for a second, okay? Yeah. So Amy buys a pair of shoes. Yes. You go, you buy the shoes, she takes the shoes home. I try them on.

I'm like, oh, then I have them for like almost three weeks. Don't wear them once. So I'm like, I probably should return these. Okay, there's nothing wrong with that, right? No. You're taking a pair of shoes back that you don't like. It's not like she wore them to three events. Didn't wear them.

She takes the shoes back, and they take them a full refund. Like, here you go. Then she gets home and realizes the shoes are still there. She just took the box back and they gave her four-way fun. That's legit. I know. No, it's not legit. Okay.

I know. What should she do? Oh, wow. Because how do they not look in the box? Guess they were busy. I didn't even notice. But honestly, there was lots of that stuffing or whatever, like in the shoes. So it's not like the box felt completely empty, to be fair, because I'm like,

how did I not notice this? but I didn't notice it, nor did the salesperson that took the return. They just like got the box, never opened it. It's not heavy? It's not like you put rocks in there either. No, I wasn't trying to deceive anybody. This was not premeditated. It just happened to me.

What would you do around the room? Lunchbox. This happens to you right now. What would you do? You have two options. You can take those shoes back to a different salesperson and get double your refund. Or you can just keep the shoes and keep the money and win. win for you. What would you do?

I keep the shoes. So you keep the money and keep the shoes. Yeah, because it's going to look weird without a box going to another sales lady. Eddie. Sometimes it's just meant to be, and that was meant to. I chalk it down as a win. Okay. Listen, I don't think this major retailer is going to go into the red. They're not. Because of this one pair of shoes. No, this is a place they take anything back. Yeah. So, still, though, in my heart, I would want to do one to others. and I would go back and say, hey,

because what if a salesperson like commission came back? Oh, yeah, yeah. You just don't know the little things that it affects. So I would go back and say, wow. And I'd be embarrassed. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm waiting for that. Obviously, you guys, I'm going to take the shoes back.

You are? Of course. How much of you consider keeping the shoes, though? Zero. Okay. Did you talk to your husband about it or anything? Yeah. Yeah, and he, no, I haven't.

But if I did, my husband would be like, you're taking the shoes back. That's the right thing to do is take the shoes back, which, of course, I'm going to do, but it's just going to be so embarrassing. I'm going to be like, so I came, they're going to think I was like trying to do this master plan and then I chickened out. Your guilt got you? Yeah, which zero percent. It was an accident.

On my Instagram right now, there's a picture of me with a mullet. Yeah. It's pretty cool, dude. I used to rock it hard. You look bad. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And by bad, you mean awesome?

Yeah. So that's up, Mr. Bobby Bones. Also, Brad Paisley, like I said, coming in just a bed, he's got a new record out today. He wrote a song with John. Cash. It's on this record. And we'll talk about that. But you're like, how did that happen? Well, you have to hang out. Brad Paisley in about 35 minutes or so.

Lunchbox thinks somebody in his life that he sees on a regular basis has a big crush on him. And it's awkward for him. Oh, great. We'll talk about that in a second. If it's me. It's definitely somebody that you're like, stop. He thinks somebody will tell you who it is. coming up in a minute.

Let's walk thinks that somebody now has developed a crush because they're acting differently toward him. Okay. Okay? That's on the way. The Bobby Bones Show. This vacuum cleaner, it sounds like a terrified human when it hits a spot that there's nothing to suck up.

Have you guys heard this? No. This one's vacuum cleaner. Oh my goodness. If I were to hear that, I would think someone was in distress. Yeah, me too. It's a terrified vacuum. Yeah.

Good morning. There was an off-duty Santa Monica police officer, and he got on a flight. leaving L-A-X and then he realized when he was on the flight, I have a gun. Crazy. No. He got all the way through. All the way through. Wow.

Yeah. I had an ex-girlfriend and she had a job in sales and she would have to get places and open boxes. So she carried box cutters with her all the time. And she forgot to pull them out of her bag. She went all the way to the security, got to the airplane. And this is relatively, I mean, in the last three four years. Yeah. After 9-11.

Yeah, way after. And she had like three box cutters on her. She was like, oh my goodness. I just get through. Yeah, crazy. And then she started to feel like she was doing something wrong. She had to, like, walk and secretly dispose of them into the trash can. But then it's like, what if someone else gets them and, you know?

There we go. It's true. What did you, turn yourself in? Did he turn himself in this cop? I believe so, yeah. That's crazy. Why? No, because what if, it's just not worth the risk.

Yeah, he didn't. He didn't do anything wrong. You can let them know, oh, whoa, whoa, I'm also an officer. That's what, yes, it's one of those. you don't take the risk because what if you're on the plane and someone discovers you have a gun?

Yeah. Remember we were about to go through security and I found my switchblade in my purse and I went and mailed it to myself. I could not believe that Amy and I were going

summer for work. We had stood in line going through the where they take your ID. Yeah, all that line, yeah. And she goes, huh, she reaches in her bag and goes,

I got a switchblade in here. I'm like, what's happening? I'm like, get away from me. I have nothing to do with you having to Someone had given her a switchblade for a birthday or something? Yeah, it was a gift, yeah. And then she had it in her backpack trying to go up to the airport.

I forgot it was in there. And then I had to go all the way back out and come back through security. But I was honest. I didn't try to sneak it on anywhere. I went and turned it in. Actually, didn't end up having to mail it to myself. They held it for me. You pay them like five bucks and they'll hold it.

In a locker. Wow, that's nice. And when you fly back through, you can pick it up. Amy's like, I'm back from my switchblade. Yep. She's dressed in a black leather jacket. All I ever had was that comb. Yes, I bought it to flea market.

Yeah, so when we were kids, the cool thing was, you had this thing that looked like a switchblade, and you hit the button. When it was a comb. And a comb would pop up. Loved it. And you had combed your hair. You'd use a depress your bullet. Did you not have the comb? I know exactly what you were talking about.

I didn't have a comb. I had a shaved head. Oh, yeah. Who used to cut your hair? The barber? Even with a shaved head? Yeah. Your mom and dad wouldn't do it?

No. I wouldn't trust them. I mean, because you got to even it out. Make sure it faded in and out. But my neighbor would cut my hair sometimes Like Scotty's mom And she had a floby What's a floby?

When we'd like vacuum suck your hair off What? What? I've never heard of such a thing Look it up It was like a haircutting thing But it was like Was that from an infomercial or something?

I think so yeah But she Oh yeah What's it called? Lobe What does it do? Vintage floby Haircutting System

It's uh You can get it right now For 85 bucks on eBay It's a robot haircutter Yeah Wow. It is an electrically powered vacuum cleaner attachment made for cutting hair. Yeah, so when it cuts the hair, it sucks it right up so that the hairs aren't all everywhere.

I used to get my hair cut out with a flowbeat by my neighbor for free. Your husband needs that. Lobby Bonset. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Thomas Wrett and Kelsey Ballerini are co-hosting this year's CMA Music Festival special on ABC. It's a three-hour show featuring various performances from CMA Fest. No Word on an air date.

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You're so dumb. I never even heard of this movie. I don't hear movies anymore. Oh, have you seen the previews for Born in China? Back in our day, we knew every movie that was coming out. Every one of them. It was a big deal. But listen, this one's awesome.

The Disney animated, not animated, but the live. Disney Animal movie? Oh my goodness, y'all 80% positive. And I saw the previews when I saw Fate of the Furious last weekend. I was like, oh my goodness, this looks so good. Again, I haven't even heard of this movie. Have you? Born in China? Yeah. It's so good. It's narrated by the dude from the office, Jim. John Krasinski. Yeah. You also have Unforgettable in theaters with Catherine Heigel, 31% positive. And The Promise, 44% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. So it became quite the national story. But there was this man, Tad Cummins, and how old was he? I believe he was 48. Oh, okay. So he goes to the school, right, and she's 15 years old. Yeah, I think he's 50. And they're gone.

All of a sudden, 50-year-old dude, 15-year-old girl, and the whole country's searching for them. Crazy. And for weeks it has happened. Now where we are, this is huge locally because it happened like an hour away. Yeah. And so it turns to this huge national story where they're looking all over the place. So yesterday they're like, we found the car.

And then all of a sudden before you know it, it kind of snowballed into we have them. We have him. She's alive. Physically she's healthy. Which by the way, honestly, I was surprised. Like I really was surprised by that. So here we go. This is the sheriff talking about.

yesterday. Shortly after 9.30 a.m., Mr. Cumm. Exitant, and was taken into custody by our SRT members without incident. Do you know how they knew each other? Just teacher student. He was a teacher at the school and she was a student and they became close and... Oh, so he's 50. She's 15. So again, this is the sheriff here. SCSO, Sheriff's Office SRT responded to the scene, established a perimeter around the cabin believed to be occupied by Mr. Cummings and his juvenile female victim and elected to wait until morning to arrest the suspect.

And here's her dad, the 15-year-old's dad. You know, we're going to have to figure out what kind of state of mind she's in, of course, and probably get her some help, maybe a long road. But, you know, at least we've got her back now. You know, thank God she's physically okay. Wow. So what happened was, from what I read, because I was reading the story of the guy who turned him in, because he was living on a commune.

A bunch of people just work on the ground and support themselves in a bunch of cabins. And they went and wanted to be part of the commune. And he said, she's 21, we're together. And the guy was like, this isn't right. People were like, we're not going to let you be a part of our common. But you can stay here and work on the ground. Yeah, and so he was working.

And he told the guy, I'm down to my last $10. So the guy gave him 40 bucks or whatever and they were picking rocks out of the river the day before. And then someone said, hey, have you heard this story about this guy and the girl? And he looked to the picture and goes, that's the guy. that's the guy and he called the police and wow

how crazy for that to be the guy it had to be like the McDonald's person that saw the Facebook killer you're like that's the guy oh my goodness you never think

you're going to be the one that sees the person that's on the news or wherever because nothing on TV is real I know like it is but it's not even the news

you're like that's not that's not really that's not really it's awesome that physically she's okay. But man, a 50-year-old and a 15-year-old, and wasn't he saying that he, like, wanted to get caught now? Yeah, when the police got him, he said,

I'm glad this is finally over. Well, a little lighter. So the basketball playoffs are happening right now. Oh. So the Toronto Raptors, they were announcing their starting lineup, but they were doing it in Milwaukee. So it's the Buck's home court. And they like to do funny things for the away team.

So as they're announcing it, they play the Barney music over the visiting team. At guard from USC, 6'7, number 10, DeBarre Rose. And at the other guard from Pillar Nova, 6'1 number 7, Kyle Lowry. The head coach for Toronto is Dwayne Casey. Fine, huh? Yeah. Here's a terrified vacuum cleaner.

It screams like a human if the vacuum is over gaps where there's nothing to suck up. That is terrible. That does sound like a taped up human. That is terrible. Yes, like a taped up human. That's correct. Here's a clip of Zach Brown band's cover of All the Best. It's a John Prine song, but All the Best featuring Casey Musgraves.

I wish you love and happiness. I guess I wish you are the best. I wish you don't do like I do. But when falling in love for someone. like you. That'd be on Zach's new album. That'd be good. I mean, that sounds really good.

Anybody have the new Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino? No. No. The unicorn frappuccino was now out, and it was a secret item for a long time. But apparently this new unicorn frappuccino was so big, so quick, that the baristas of Starbucks are going nuts.

And they're all going to Reddit to complain about how complicated it is to make, how the store is in order enough ingredients to fill its demand. Everybody's ordering it now. I mean, who doesn't love a unicorn? I don't even know what it is. I like to try it.

Yeah. I don't even drink coffee. But the unicorn frappuccino. Someone said they started work at nine. They got off at five. They sold over 400. Oh, my goodness. Oh, no.

And it's so many things because it's so many different colors. Yeah. And it has to be made just right because it's got to be this pretty swirl concoction. Hmm. I saw someone propose with one yesterday. Proposed? Yeah, it was like, you're my unicorn. It was like, will you marry me with it?

Oh, that's cool. No. That means they put no thought in their proposal. Oh. It was Unicorn for Appuccino Day, and they were like, you know what? I think I found it. On Thursday nights last night, lunchbox does what's called a remote.

It's a, you know, a live event. He doesn't at the hard rock cafe in Nashville. And he goes in it's called live band karaoke where in Nashville, even good people go and do this because everybody's just trying to find work and play music while they're doing, not even that, like the band. Like the band, it's a good band because. They're trying to make it in Nashville too, and they have to make money while they're, like, writing songs,

exactly. So it's just good music everywhere. Gotcha. So there's this whole live band. You get to go up and sing with the live band. And so, who said, who asked them the question? I did. What did you ask them?

I asked them, like, do you ever invite any, like, country artists that we know, from the show, like, and if there was one that you can just text right there on the spot, who would it be? Lauren Elena showed up and sang before. Oh, I haven't seen her there. Didn't she sing with you? No. she may have been there when I wasn't there

huh but didn't I filled in and Lauren Atlanta didn't show up for me so Yeah where'd she show up at no I think she had like a an event at the same place but it was her own event and she staying there

That's the hard rock She did it with you No it'd be awesome if she did She's welcome to come any Thursday So if you have any artist Who do you think you'd get to be text them even the day of I'm like hey I'm doing this tonight I need a ringer What artist if you had

Like buddies of yours Like anyone that you have their phone numbers. Or the closest thing, go buddy. Phone numbers? I don't have any. The only phone number I have is Tyler Farr. Okay. That's a good one.

You could call that. That would be it. That'd be your go-to then. That's the only artist that I have their phone number. And I don't know if he would show up or not, but I would feel awkward texting him because I've never texted him. I think it was just an awkward, hey, dude, let me get your number. We'll get together when we're back in Nashville. Okay, yeah.

Where were you guys away from Nashville together? We were in Austin at a private event. A private event? Yeah. Like a Marriott Hotel Rewards Member Getaway. Like they fly them to different places around the country. And this one was Austin. And they got to hear live music from Tyler Farr,

have some barbecue out at this mansion. And I was the host. Is that part of your side hustle? That was my side hustle. Hey. But I was like seven months ago and I haven't been invited back to do one. So I don't know. I thought I crushed it.

I thought it did a great job. But I don't know. Tyler Far would be yours? Yes. You? Oh, dude. Yeah, let's just go through the holodex. Unfair. Amy, you.

Who could I call? If you would, if it was like, I need a ringer. Nobody. You know, Amy. It's a hypothetical call. We're not asking you to call somebody right now. Like, lunchbox just had to do it. Who do I have in my phone?

The only person's... If you'd be like, I have to call some artists or I get fired. Who do you call? Come on, Amy. And the only artist number that I have would be Dirk's. What? That's the only artist.

And Faith Hill. And Eric Passley. Yeah. I don't have Eric. number. I'm friends with his wife. You have your X number? No, I don't text with Eric. I hang out with his wife. I do.

So, Dirk's... You and Dirk's talk? No. Don't you, like, text, like, Cheryl Crow? No. Huh. Just Dirk's? You just text Dirk? No, I said Faith Hill. I don't even text with Dirk. You're asking me who I could call.

Okay. Don't get to... Eddie? Dude, Chris Jansen. Yeah. That's my dude. Like, that's... Yeah. Really, I have Craig Campbell, but I'll go Jansen. Bobby?

Go big. Go big, dude, come on. I'd be like Garth. Yeah. Hard Rock is rocking tonight. Like, as soon as you send me that chair, you're going to bite it up. Yes. And then Garth got up and rocked the hard rock.

But if I had to call something like a... Kelsey probably, because she'd probably come out. Yeah. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Bobby Bonds. All right, Brad Paisley's here. Listen, you were chewing gum before we went on. I'm still.

tuning it actually. Yeah, and I'm cool with that. I just want you to make sure you knew because sometimes you'll come on and we'll start talking and people won't know they're on the air like right now. We can hear your gum. As long as you know and the listeners know that I've acknowledged you have gum in your mouth, we're all good. You can chew away. I'll get rid of it. Brad Paisley's here. Album's out today. So congrats on that, by the way. Thank you. Yeah, Levin Wars out. And so album day for you. Is it a big deal now as it was five years ago? No, five years ago, we had the stakes were hired because we would sell them. You mean full record? People would go buy full record. Yeah, people would actually buy it.

Now we just release it and people, you know, they just steal it. Okay. Which is fine. I guess it depends what you consider steal. Do you consider streaming stealing? No, I'm kidding. I'm basically, I'm making a joke about the state of our industry, which is, um, but I think though, they have to laugh to keep from crying. There are a lot of people to say you don't get paid as much as you should when you stream it. I'm overpaid. Yeah, but you do big shows. Other artists should be paid. but I'm certainly overpaid.

In keeping it all in perspective, the people who aren't getting paid that deserve it are songwriters and players and people like that. The artists like myself still continue to, you know, we're grossly overpaid in terms of the importance in the world. I'll talk about this record too because as it was happening, I was hearing lots of things about it. And there was a song and it helped me with the story. It was given to you, was it all the way done or halfway done?

Johnny Cash? The Johnny Cash song. I think he was intending for this to be a song, but he never got around to it. And there was no melody that existed. So it didn't really have a structure either. Like it was a lot of lines. There was nothing that said, Cores nothing that said it was sort of like,

it was in its early stages. So I sat down and tried to approach it the same way I would if somebody came in and wanted to write with me and said, here's a bunch of things I want to say in this song. And that's how I co-wrote it and put the, you know, put it together and made it into something. So you and Johnny Cash are the writers on the song? Yes.

He's, uh, he was, uh, he was easier to write with than a lot of guys in that sense. There's a lot of pressure though, right? Yeah. I mean, you are, you kidding me? It was, it was really, uh, it was heady to sit there because when John Carter sat down and he had the stuff for me to look at, he's like, all right, check this out. Because he had sent me sort of the, some of the words early on, to look at. But there it was, I'm holding this piece of paper, basically, that was from this guy

that's essentially one of our, he's going to be, he's a saint in our, you know, if we were to put people into sainthood like they do in the Catholic Church, he'd be one. So the name of the song is gold all over the ground. Here's a little bit of that song right here. And cause every stream I see and I'd bundle you in kinds. branches my arms were twined around so Johnny Cash

you also you and Mick Jagger kind of become friends when you played with them or was that before? Yeah. And we became friends a little bit before

as well that's one of the reasons I sort of played with them a bit. How do you become friends with Rolling Stones? There's a

course you have to take online. It's an online course. You know that's funny do they expect you to know everything about them though? Because they are

the biggest band in the world. They don't. They really don't expect you. I've never got that impression at all. They don't really live in that world like that. They sort of built this world in some way and it's sort of like they just have fun in it. They don't really care if you revere them. How do you go to someone like McJagger and make that friendship ask though of will you also be on my record? Well, the way it worked was when they when they were in Nashville, they came in a couple of days early. What they do, which is really, which is really, really neat. When you tour at the level they're at, they sort of take over a city. When the Rolling Stones are coming, I remember when they were here, Nashville was buzzing for several days. It was like, there's a Mick Jagger sighting. And we ended up going to dinner at Etch here

in town. And what was funny about that was that Mick had said, you know, I'd said, well, when you get to town, do you want to go eat? We got some great new restaurants. And he said, yeah. And he picked the restaurant. And I thought for sure he's got people that do that. And I said, when we sat down to eat, I said, I've never been here before. How did you find this? He said, oh yeah, I think TripAdvisor or something. It just show up as one of the top places to go.

Yeah, he looked it up and said, it said, this is great. He said, this is great. I thought we should try it. And it's like, the next thing you know, we're sitting there. And I said, you've got to come back when we can be here without anybody knowing and see if we can record and you can experience the city and really see what the creative process is like in this town. and never expected him to say, yeah, let's do it.

And he did. Next thing you know, three months later, he was at my house. So he said yes, and then he followed up. Yeah. And came back. Yeah. Do you have to pay for that flight back or does he pay for it? No.

He just came in. Yeah. He stayed at your house? No, we recorded there, but he stayed at one of the nicer. Trip advisor. Some hotel he found. Somewhere he was recommended. Yeah, whatever they said on one of those.

When you go to dinner with Mc Jagger, do you prepare for that dinner with things to talk about? it's a first day because I just feel like there'd be so much pressure to have the right conversation. No. You know, I'm somebody that I have a problem with my nerve endings or something because they don't fire as much or something. Because I don't get nervous all that often. When I do get nervous, it's paralyzing to me because I'm not used to it. Like there's even things where I should really be nervous and I don't get nervous. But then there are times when I've gotten like when I got uncontrollably nervous was in the delivery room.

And I wasn't even knowing having to do that. But it was really, because that, to me, when we had complications with, like, the second pregnancy with Jasper, it was, that ended up being an emergency C-section. The heart rate was dropping. It was like when they're wheeling her as fast as they can get her down the hall to an operating room, that's when I'm shaking. Love and War is out today. Brad Paisley's in here now. How much longer are you getting to the CMAs? I don't know.

You still having fun? I love it. Yeah? If it's still fun, keep doing it, right? I think so. I mean, if people hate it, we'll stop. But people don't hate it. I think people are wondering if you're tired of it yet.

No, exactly. Well, that's the thing. It's like, it's always about that. It's about are you entertaining people or not? And I know, like, in your sense as well, you get up in the morning and you feel like there are days that are better than others, but at the same time, you know you have something to offer. So, you know, that's why you do it.

And at some point, when you don't feel like you have anything to offer, that's when you shouldn't do it. Do you feel like you have more to offer? Well, as long as the world continues to have funny material, I think so. Album is Love and War. It's out today. I'm playing a new single right now. So tell me about this one. Well, this is one of the later things written for this record, and one of the reasons we delayed it in January was they wanted this album. I don't know why these, I'm looking over here at these jerks that I work with. And they're smiling and laughing because...

They're like, hey, yeah, we're jerks. No, they, you know, they needed the record January 2nd for it to come out March 3rd, which was the original date, which would have been great because that's when the song was peaking in today and it would have worked like clockwork. And I said, I'm not turning this in yet. I'm not done and I can't do that yet. And so I said, I need to keep writing and keep thinking. And one of the last things we wrote was this song that's the next single. And this is truly something that combines the things I love, which is humor, you know, looking at your son. and your past and also that gut-wrenching thing.

One of my favorite lines in the song is the line about Little Jimmy. I mean, I get to say Little Jimmy on the opera stage in a song and you know what that means to me. I'm going to play it now. I hope everybody checks out the album. It's been a good talk. I hope you enjoyed coming in. I feel like I've been through therapy. Listen, I just love music, and you love music.

These are my favorite things to talk about. Like, I love talking about, like, the legends. and you get to be their friends and I get to be your acquaintance and it's neat. Well, you gotta meet these guys. One day, introduced me to Mc Jagger and we'll call it a friendship.

You got it. All right. My dog was, again, for a third night, really sick and he was just throwing up like crazy. I can't take him to the vet today. One of the listeners said it could be like if there's a clean tick collar that he's reacting too bad.

Like, dogs you get sick at that if you change that out. Obviously, if you ever change your food out, but I mean, he was vomiting all over the place. Third night in a row. Yeah, that's not good. So. That time. Yeah, and again, he's 14 years old.

I just don't know how much he got left in the tank. It's what stinks. Yeah. And so it's almost, I mean, I've been up pretty consistently the last three nights, but now it's just like normal. I can get used to this. No. Bring me a baby. Whoa.

Okay. You know what I'm saying? Bring it on. Bring on the baby. Oh, my goodness. What? I'm just picturing you being a dad. I like it.

I'll be awesome, dad. I know you will be. You know who probably would be a great dad that was underrated? Lunchbox probably an underrated great dad. Oh, for sure. And he's got the baby fever. Yep. Like, of all of us, why's your lip quivering?

Look at his face. Eddie, watch his face. Hey, lunchbox, you're going to be a great dad. It's quivering. Why? Why your lip-whip? I mean, that's a weird statement. I think you're going to be a good dad.

When you think you're going to have a baby? Yeah, let's go. Whenever the wife gets pregnant, we'll have a baby. And you told it you pulled the goalie. Yeah, the goalie's out. Like, you know. Golly's been out for a while. I know.

So it must be the score. Yeah. No, no, no. No, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. The old. The old slap shot. Yeah, it's not working.

Oh, no. My slap shot is good. I mean, my slap shot comes, I mean, I can come from all angles. Okay. You're going to bend it like Beckham, dude. I don't miss the net. Okay. All right.

Well, so you get a hockey. I'm good at hockey. Yeah. What's a deal? I mean, there's a thing called science. science, man. Sometimes it's... You're actively trying.

We're not... I mean, we're not trying. I don't understand what you mean. I don't understand that answer. That means that there... It just hasn't happened yet, but clearly they're trying. Like, we don't have baby clothes or anything like that. Wait, hold on.

You don't get those until you get... No, I know the way to ask him. Okay, go ahead. Is she like charting anything? Do you ever get texts like, hey, honey, you should come home right now? It's time. No. Okay.

They're not really actively trying. I don't know what you're going to be a chart. She means if like she is ovulating. Yeah. I don't know. There we go. That's it. Lunchbox.

You're the one that just referred to it as science. Do you know what ovulating is? Yeah, I means when she's ready to go. Yep. I mean, I guess. It means when her body is able to take on. Conceive. Well, her body can.

Egg sperm. Her body can take that on any time except for that time of the month. No. No. No. This is why they're not pregnant. Let's box has a control option. Wait, did your wife know about this?

Did she know you don't know about... No, no, no, that's... You guys are actually inaccurate. No, we're not. Go ahead. And the only time she gets pregnant unless she's ovulating. Yeah, there's a window.

No, no, no, no. No, no. Every day of the month, she can get pregnant as long as it's not her time of the month. No. That's not true. I'm just a dude. What do I know?

It's not a doctor out there that can call it. Yeah, so I hear. Instead of fighting about it. Or Google. 877, 77, 77, Bobby. 877-77 Bobby. Who disagrees with him? I don't think you... What I know from my science learning is that you can only get pregnant a few days a month. Amy? I would say that is definitely the case. The percentages are lower, but you can still get pregnant. You guys got real quiet when I called you out on facts.

Not really. Oh, boy. Okay. There we have it. It's all on the table. These people are on the phone. Oh, doctors. Yeah. Not a doctor's, but here's the nurse. Okay. Hey, so here's what happened. If you missed a segment, if your station doesn't run our entire show, we did a segment a few minutes ago, and we were asking lunch, folks like, when's he going to have a baby?

He's got baby fever. And he's like, well, we're not trying trying to try. But lunch thinks you can get pregnant any day at any time. And we have their kids listening. We're talking science terms, we're talking to, you know, all Amy and I said were, that's scientifically. We don't believe that's true. There are only certain days of the month you can get pregnant. So Melanie's on a Richmond.

You're a nurse. Yeah. What do you think about this? Well, when you actively tell people that are trying to get pregnant, you try to tell them day 13 through day 15 of your cycle. So day one would be the day that you start your cycle and day 13, 14, and 15 are the days that you should try to get pregnant. So is lunchbox correct in saying you can get pregnant every day of the month? Ultimately, it's possible but highly unlikely. That's not a win.

Some women do ovulate a little earlier or a little bit late, but it's generally. between the 13 and 15-day window. No, I am absolutely right. I said you could, and she said you could. You guys said there was only a three-day period. Can I rephrase it for her? Go ahead. So day one of cycle, day one.

Can someone get pregnant on day one? Oh, she's got. Jessica's on, though. Hey, Jessica, in nursing school. Yes. Help us out here. Okay. You start counting your days by your first day of your period.

So the day that you start your cycle is when you start counting up to your 13 to 15 days. You only ovulate for 24 hours, though. And usually a female can feel it. You feel like the pain on either side of your lower abdomen, which is basically you only emulate with one of your eggs. And that's when your egg travels up and can be fertilized by the mill. So you only, you can only technically, for sure, 100% get pregnant that one day of the month. But there are those slot chances other days.

It's like when someone has two babies at the same time, but they're not twins. Yeah. Like that can happen. It's like rare. It's like where. Absolutely. Or sometimes. Kids are born with four arms.

Yes. So basically I'm pretty smart because I said the odds are lower at other times in the month, but you can still get pregnant. There's no argument. Hey, it's okay that I was smarter than you guys for once. It's okay. I know the body better than you guys. It's cool.

Sounds like it. Shout out to my science teachers all the way, you know. You know. How's you doing science in school? Fifth grade was the downfall that was Miss Beard, a C. And then in high school, pretty bad. I had a chemistry. Oh, that was terrible.

I had to get out of the... Mr. Avondaport, he was terrible. He was terrible? Well, I had Miss Willers, and she was so hard. I went and sat in the office and said, give me Avonday poor, because I need to get out of there. And you went to Avondaypor and said... He was easier.

Then I had Mr. Harris for a... Did you leave Avondaypor? No, I finished him out. I finished him. You got a C or a B. Oh, yeah, C, for sure. Chemistry was so hard. And then I had anatomy and physiology with Mr. Harris in physics.

This is the important one. How'd you do anatomy and physiology? A solid B. Yeah. Sometimes C. He learned this genius of how to get pregnant. All day long. That's what he just tells her.

He's convinced his wife every day. Oh, that's what it is. We got it. We're under your scheme now. All right, we got to go. Well, on Tuesday morning show, Miranda Lambert will be in studio, which we just confirmed. So that will be. That's cool.

Woo-hoo. Awesome. That'll be cool. Yeah. That's speaking of Unicorn Pravichino. that's like the unicorn. Miranda's the one artist that we don't know. Yeah.

It's a mystery to us. It is a mystery to us. Tuesday morning, Miranda Lambert will be in studio. I'm really looking forward to it, but I got to say, with every other artist, like,

I know everything. And like, we're either acquaintances or buddies or friendly. Something. Yeah, it's like. Saw him at the grocery store, maybe you probably be able to be like,

hey. Like I'm super intrigued and have a lot of questions. But yeah, Miranda and Tuesday morning. That just confirmed Miranda Lambert here Tuesday morning So set your alarm clock You know we did this segment a couple days ago

About what music got us into country music And for me it was my grandma when I was a kid And it was old school stuff I think with a lot of us Our parents or our grandparents Probably introduced it to us And then once Because again there were two radio stations

The pop radio station and the country radio station And you listen to both of them growing up For me Garth was kind of like that artist that got me into my own version of country, Garth and then Tim, probably in that order. So I'm talking about that and everybody always wants to interview me about what's country and what's not country? I always have the same opinion. The consumer, the person who's listening gets to pick what's country.

There's no right answer. There's never a right answer. There never will be a right answer. When Garth comes in, he goes, you know what? I was told I wasn't country. And I just kept going forward and then I became country. And now people say that if they're not me, then they're not country. And this is the cycle.

And I told the story many times about how my grandma was, because Johnny Cash was from Arkansas. And she was like, she'd go watch Johnny Cash play and people will be picketing outside of it because that wasn't country. That was rock and roll. So there's always been this that's not country fight. Always. In this format, there's always this fight of let's push people out that aren't country. Let's fight about what's country and what's not. There's never going to be a winner in this argument.

So it's like, why waste your energy? Because what happens is people will decide. Like the mass population decides what to buy, what rises, and then the rest don't. And sonically, everything's different. You can have something like John Party. You can have something like Sam Hunt. You can have something like Chris Tableton, very blues. You can have something.

And all of that's country because I think the format now is very built on the authenticity of the lyric, more so than a sonic son of an instrument. It matters more about what you're saying and how you're saying it. It can be sad. It can be happy. It can be fun. But it's not just about rhyming words. And I think that's what separates. I think another separator is the quality of the artist.

There just aren't that many crappy country artists that made it big. And pop, a ton of them. If you look a certain way, they're all over there. I'm telling you, we were there. If you look a certain way and they can polish you up, they can make you an artist. In this format, it just doesn't happen. And that's a big part of it too. So I'm doing this interview, and they're like, let's talk about who's country and who's not.

And I'm like, I think what I think, but I'm not right. And so I started to think, what if as a format, this whole format, instead of trying to kick people out, we started inviting people in. And you'll see what I'm going with this. Okay. Like what if people who don't have a format who have really authentic voices and sounds, instead of going, you're not country, get out of here. Instead of we go, hey, why don't you come, you don't really have a place? Why don't you come into our format? You're just playing great music and telling the truth.

Isn't that what it's about? Yeah. Thank you very much. Now, I present to you Exhibit A. This song I think, is this country as whatever else is on the radio. Sonically, how does it sound? A tree, yeah. It's a real life, too.

In the Blood. Listen to the song. How much of my mother has my mother left in me? How much of my love will be insane to some degree. And what about this feeling That I'm never good enough Will it wash out in the water Or is it always in the blood?

It's called In the Blood From John Mayer How much of my father Am I destined to become Will I dim the lights inside me Just to satisfy someone Will I let this woman kill me Or do away with jealous love

Will it wash out in the water Is it always in the blood? It's like, can I get rid of this? Or is it inside of me? It's like, country radio should play this song. It's an authentic song. That's my only point about the format. It doesn't matter.

Let's invite people in. You know what I mean? Thank you. Goodbye. There's this Starbucks drink called the magical unicorn. Is it for a Pacino? What's it called? Something unicorn

There's a clip of a Starbucks barista Just going off about this There's no cursing Right Raymond Right Okay here we go Here's a Starbucks barista saying Please don't order

The Unicorn Frappuccino Because it takes forever There are too many ingredients So as most of you know I work at Starbucks And the new unicorn Frappuccino came out today

And I have to tell you Please don't get it I've never made so many Frappuccino in my entire life. My hands are completely sticky. I have unicorn crap all in my hair and on my nose.

I have never been so stressed out in my entire life. It has been insane. If you love us as baristas, don't order it. That's the best ever. Oh my goodness. He's never been more stressed out in his entire life.

He's like, listen, I'm going to say something. No! That probably was super annoying. day one because everybody was ordering in those, everybody. Lunchbox thing says mail lady has a crush on them. Oh my goodness. Oh, great. Why? Why? Why?

Well, probably because I'm attractive, but most male people just put your mail in the mailbox. Well, she knows that I'm home every afternoon and 99% of the time, so she'll knock on the door and hand me the mail

every day. And I think it's because she just wants to see me, and she thinks I'm hot. Huh. Okay. I mean, does your male person knock on your door? No. No.

No, exactly. So these are the thoughts that he has, right? Interesting. We come off the air yesterday and he goes, hey, I was like, what? He goes, let me talk to you for a second. I was like, what? Like, he goes, let's egg your neighbor's house. What?

No. The one that texted your girlfriend about me mulling my yard. Okay. There's a whole story. My neighbor was saying, hey, he was kind of passive aggressive, a text on my girlfriend was like, do I need to get you a lawn service? And I was like, okay, fine.

And there's already been an issue where they're like grabbing better trash cans. Oh, you just said our. Oh, that's fun. Okay. They got up to her, so it's fine. They can be ours. I have no problem with that.

You guys act like I have some fear of going hard. Oh, no, she said. My dog and I's trash cans. So anyway. Okay. Lunchbox goes, listen, what we'll do? We'll get up early in the morning. Oh, my goodness.

Can we get up anyway and we'll go. About five eggs, they'll regret the day they ever texted you about your yard. And he was serious as could be. He wanted to go egg my name. First of all, you don't egg someone you live next door to. Secondly, you don't egg people. Dude, we're not in high school anymore. Or junior high.

Yeah. Or elementary, but whatever. We did it all those years. But you send them a message, guys. Don't egg people. Like, if they're going to mess with you, you're going to mess with them. And then you say, hey, can you get the egg off your house? You send them a text.

Be like, hey, there's some egg on your house. Can you get that off? I've got a good egg remover of the year. It's really starting to smell. Like, it smells like rotten eggs. Let's clean that up. Lunchbox, how old are you? 35.

Okay. When do you turn 36? End of July, July 25th. Your life will change then. That's probably when it'll change. Absolutely. You'll be a lot more. But you don't think about that?

Like, does he have good trees? We can toilet paper? I mean... No, I don't. I never popped up to my mind. The only thing that I thought was I play yard chicken, don't mow it for a month. But then my dog has to suffer.

Yeah. want that. I just moat it. I didn't mow it. I paid something $35 to mow it. I'm not going to egg anybody, but thank you for the advice. He was like as a friend pulling me aside after the show. Like he'd be there for you. He'd do that for you? Like he didn't want anybody else to and he's like, hey, did you and me even do this? I'm going to tell anybody. Exactly. Do you ever

think he'll just go do it for you? That's like my dude would do. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. My old dog wouldn't go and egg a house down. It didn't even tell me. But you know what? I can, I don't think you should do it. But my dog, you know, he just do it. Is that a wink? Nah, I just say, I'd like to nift this little bit of drama right in the bud right now. Okay. And it wouldn't even been a thing if you wouldn't have made it a thing.

I blame you. Me? Yeah, you. Because this is what I happened. I said our house. You did. You said, welcome to our house. And so, as soon as it happened, my girlfriend's now awake, she did it like a charity show and had to drive back all night.

I guess she woke up just in time to hear that segment of me going, you know, They came over to our house. My girlfriend was on the phone now. And she texted me and goes, our house. Question mark, exclamation point, exclamation point, question mark. Let's just put it all out there, okay? Micasas and cusser. Wow.

Let's just put it all out there. It's my house. That's all. Yeah, but she said that one time recently and you got all your panties in a one. You gave me a hard time when I randomly said, and I wasn't even making it. a big deal about it, but I was like, yeah, our neighbor, and you were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And you said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And you said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Because it's your house? Because it's my house. Oh. And I also could have met my dog and I. But you were talking about like what happened in the conversation and I was in the conversation. I'm not saying it's a terrible thing. I'm just saying I'm happy that you said the same thing I did. The excitement in her voice right now, she feels like, right now she thinks this is an invitation for her to move all her stuff in. Oh, wow. Like, listen to her. Wow, wow.

Lenzie? No, not that. I'm just happy that you made the same little word slip that I did. She just sounds extremely happy. She thinks this is next step. No, no, no. She said our neighbors. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

R, you got a mouse in your pocket? Mm-hmm. And then you said. You just said, like, our trash game. When you hang around somebody, you pick up their vocabulary. All right. Boy. Hey, I'm just following your lead now.

All right? We're cool, right? Yep. That's all you got. We're cool. See you at the house later. All right. I'll see you at my house.

I'll see you in my house later on. All right. Amy says we need to start watching that 13 tape show. 13 reasons why? Yeah, I'm totally in. We watch 201 episodes of The Office. Right, so now you have a little extra time now that you're done. We're done.

But even Lindsay will say, because I made her, I mean, I didn't make you watch all the Office. No, I wanted to watch it. But now it seems like life is not complete because we don't have anything to watch. We have a show. So, but I was like, we need to watch all the office. Like you don't fully get me as I told her until you watch all the office. Okay. That's interesting.

Yeah. And so. Maybe I need to do that. Then she watched all 201 episodes. But you all say that you were crying about four or five times. I really, I really loved it. Honestly, I really loved it. And if she wouldn't have out, it'd have probably been like, we probably can't stay together.

Uh-huh. I believe that. So Amy says this show's very sad, though. It is. She cries during this is us every time. Yeah. We're not even done with this. This is a different level than this is us.

Like, this is us as highs and lows. This is pretty low. Low and lower. This is like low and lower. Great. It's very intriguing. All right. Yeah, I'm in.

Thank you, Lindsay. Bye-bye. Bye. Lindsay can't kind of my stand-up show tomorrow because she's going to play a show in Texas. Oh, what? Oh, dang, I got her right here. I know.

I know. All right. Bye. I'm the worst girlfriend ever. Okay. Bye-bye. There you go. Coming up in a few minutes,

and we don't have a lot of authors come on the show, but there's a girl named Christy Wright, and she wrote a woman's guide for making money doing what she loves. The book's called Business Boutique. And so she's going to come and talk about how the women that are listening to our show up, like you have a hobby or something,

how to turn it into a business. I don't think I'll normally bring on an author, but I think we have a lot of women that do awesome things. They can probably make some money. And Dave Ramsey's coming in with her, who's like our favorite person ever. So that'll be in like six, seven minutes.

She'll stop by. Lego has been accused of alienating group of people. Who? Adult. Because adults want to go into the Lego Center and they're like, too big and they're like, this is discrimination. Oh, no. What?

That's a thing too. Some adults love Legos. Okay, some adults love my little ponies, but they should, you know. Oh, that's a little different. Yeah, they're called bronies. Yeah, it's weird. Adult fans of Lego have threatened to lodge human rights complaints over age limits at a Lego Land Discovery Center.

Adults are unable to enter the Culture Center unless a company by a child age 17 or under. So, they're upset. Like, go get your own Legos and play. Yeah. You can buy them with your own money, your own work, your own job. It's true. More complain they had bought annual passes without knowing the age limit.

Like, they wanted to go every day. Oh, no. Wow. They just need to find a little kid to accompany them. They're good. No, don't, no. No, don't give them my name, Zamey. No, they don't.

Moving on. Rewit. A 10th grader hacks into the school's computer to change grades. Oh, that's like a movie. Hold on. So how did he get busted? So this is the thing, though, now. Like, kids are brilliant at computers.

Sure. They're smarter than the teachers are at computers. So a 10th grader in Spring Valley, Texas is in big trouble for hacking into high school's computer system and offering other students' grade changes for a fee. Oh, so smart. The student has been charged with breach of a computer security, which is a felony. Because you can't. Yeah, but he's 10.

He's in 10th grade. Oh, 10th grade. Wow. He's almost an adult. He's 16. Wow. Around that. Yep.

So it's impressive. and it shows that he's wanted to learn computers but it's still if you wanted to learn how to build a house and you go break into them it's not the same right you could get in trouble yeah

oddly though this could get him a job somewhere for sure like having this skill you have to get in trouble first right I mean he could put this on his resume of like check out these skills back in 10 grade

I know this is wrong I would do people's homework for a dollar you would just one dollar I feel like you were a telling yourself short. Probably, but $1 was a lot to me. So I would do a whole page of homework for a dollar.

Wow. Now people are hacking into the computer. It just shows you. Back in the day, I'd have probably been hacking too. That's right. Because I was no saint. I was doing other people's math homework for a dollar. Yeah, but you were trying to also.

You're trying to survive. True, but that's my rebel stories. They're a bad boy. It's like, listen, I'm not going to lie to you. I had my down and dirty days. I was doing other people's homework for a buck. So was some of the homework, like, fresh that you didn't even have the class you didn't even know? Oh, subject I don't even know.

Or some of it was like you already did it, so you just copied the work. Here's the nerdiest thing ever. Okay. Oh, great. I would really love it when people would come to me with classes I didn't have so I could learn these new things. Stop. That's messed up.

I know. I love that you were like that. I know. That's awesome. There's a picture of that version of me on Instagram right now. Yes. I think I'm in fifth or sixth grade and have a mullet. I just put it up today.

Mr. Bobby Bones. So that was the kid getting a dollar. About fifth grade is when I started. Fifth through probably ninth or tenth grade. Because then I started working full time. I was waiting tables. I was doing maintenance on a golf course. I was working all these jobs.

So, yeah. Top brands of the year. I'll read you. Tell me if you used them. Okay. These are voted by the Harris poll. HBO. Sometimes, yeah.

Yes. Yes. Okay. Me too. NPR. I don't listen to NPR. No. I would listen to cereal when that was on.

But that was podcast. But still, it's an NPR. It's like because I already has podcast. That's true. The Bobbycast, huge. I listen to that. Ever heard of it? Download it.

Yeah. Five stars. Everyone has a plug. Episode 10, shout out. Amy's, or Jake going, talking to me. Because you're weird, dude. You're the weirdest human beings ever. And you're the weird as weird as you are, dude.

That's in the Bobbycast with Jake O'I and this up. We need to go to that more. Why have I forgotten about that all day today? Lunchbox is concerned that Bobby Caz is going to bigger than the real show. Oh, no. And that we're not going to have a job. Yeah, you guys shouldn't be supportive. I mean, not to be.

We're going to Bobby, but we keep saying support the Bobbycast, support the Bobbycast. But articles are taking clips from the Bobbycast and writing articles. They're not doing that from the show. So you need to start, you guys need to step up your game or the show's going to go bye-bye and it's just going to be the Bobbycast. It's a different. It's a different show. It's a different show.

Like, I love songwriters. And that's what that show is really about is like behind the scenes in Nashville, songwriters and behind the scenes. Well, all the artists are songwriters. And things happen. Because you're weird, dude. And you're the weirdest human beings ever. And you are not as weird as you are, dude.

The next thing we're going to hear, you're fired, dude. You guys are fired ever. Okay, what else? That's Jake O'N and I going at it. What else we got? Netflix. Yes. Five guys burgers?

No. It's been a bit. Southwest Airline? Yes. Yeah. TripAdvisor? No. iPhone?

Yes. YouTube? Yes. The Weather Channel? No. Kind of. Those are the best ones. The Weather Channel.

Online. Like weather.com? I go to that. That's the same thing. Weather Channel. I want to say this, our I Heart Country Festival is coming up, and St. Jude is a huge part of this with us. They're actually sponsoring the festival.

And so as we get ready for it, we talk about it. And it's everybody from Aldine to Dirks to even us, the raging idiots are playing. If you guys want to make a difference, and they've been so great at sponsoring our I Heart Country Festival, and you guys know how invested in how much we love St. Jude because of what they do there, because they pay all the bills.

Like, if a kid goes in, they pay all the, St. Jude covers all the bills, all the travel, all the everything. I would ask if today it's a Friday, you're like looking for some feel good for you. If you're looking for feel good for somebody else, if you go to bobby bones.com, there's a St. Jude banner. And dollars, that would be awesome. Maybe sacrifice your unicorn Frappuccino and donate. If you haven't heard, these baristas are not happy with a...

They don't want it. They don't want you buying Frappuccino because it's a lot of work. So as most of you know, I work at Starbucks, and the new unicorn Frappuccino came out. today. And I have to tell you, please don't get it. So donate to St. Jude. It would be awesome if you did. We would love it. You can go to bobbybones.com, click the St. Jude banner, and you do it for the kids. So. And the family. Just want to throw that out. They're so great to us and sponsoring things and we work together, but it's really about that building and those kids. And it's people from all over the country, all over the world, go to St. Jude. So there's that.

We don't bring a lot of authors in here. No, not too many. We don't, because when we do, it's always special. And most of them we do, it's just Dave Ramsey. Mostly, you're just the author. But Dave called and said, I have somebody for you that I think would be great for you. And I started investigating a little bit.

Her name's Christy Wright. It's the first time we met, Christy. Yes, glad to be here. Nice to meet you. You wrote a book called Business Boutique. Right. And so this is what the cover says. A woman's guide for making money doing what she loves.

So this is written for women. It is. So first of all, what is your background and money? Like, why should I listen to you? Background and money, I guess, well, for me. Or in business. Yeah, business. Sure.

Okay. Well, let's start at the very beginning. I was raised by a single mom that was an entrepreneur. So I was raised in the business for my whole childhood and growing up. But I pursued a degree in business and I became a certified business coach. I've had my own little side businesses along the way. And now, being on Dave's team, I'm a business coach for Entrade Leadership. And we just saw a real need in the market to help women turn their ideas and passions and hobbies.

into successful businesses because we live in this side gig economy where it's easier than ever before to start a side gig and you just need the help with the business side of things. So that's why I wrote this book. Give me an example. Like our listeners are listening right now. By the way, Christy Ride is in. The book's called Business Boutique. Like let's say there are some women right in listening and they're like, I love doing this. How do I turn it into actually being able to buy groceries with this? Right. Well, the first thing you need to do if you're going to turn a hobby into business is you need to start to treat it like a business. And there's a difference between a hobby in a business. A hobby costs you money. A business makes you money. So you're going to start

to structure the business differently for the purpose of making money. And we're in the business of helping people. And so what problem is your business solving? Give me an example here. Okay. Let's say that you have a degree in accounting and you want to be a freelance CPA or accountant or bookkeeper. Or let's say you have a sewing machine and you're like, you know what? Maybe I could sew handbags or hair bows. I do. I do. Okay. I do. I can sell. Okay. There we go. So Etsy shop, for example, or you could set up your own website. You could even sell just on social media to get started. But what's so great is you can start with what you have. And when you start with what you have, whether that's your skills or education or a sewing machine, for example,

then the risk is so low. You can dip your toe in the water and test some things out in business and validate your idea with very little risk and very little upfront cost and you make money quicker. And then that thing could grow. In fact, we're working with some women that their little hobby of hairbows starts out turns into something that's over six figures their first year. So there's potential to grow it if you want to. You just need help with business. 400 grand on hair bows. Her husband quit his job and went to work for his wife. What?

So it's a cute little hobby, but you better take it seriously because it can bring in some serious income. So it's called Business Boutique. Christy writes in the studio right now. And Dave, you wrote the foreword, Dave Ramsey, and you published a book. So you believe in her. Absolutely. Christy's part of our team. She's one of our Ramsey personalities and has spoken on leadership all over the world.

And business has been with us for almost a decade. And she's a fireball. She gets her done. What is it about her? Like, why should I read her? I'm not a woman, but it's a good question. Could men read this and get in? Well, sure.

The business principles apply regardless, but what I found is we're wired differently as men and women. And so I wanted to be able to reach women right where they are and focused not only on their challenges, but also on their opportunities and what they bring to business. So I'll give you an example. Women traditionally are very relational. So we value ourselves by our relationship. So I don't spend any time in the book teaching how to do customer service, even though that's hugely important in business. because usually you don't have to tell a woman to take care of people. We're very good at that intuitively.

But when it comes to selling or paying yourself or pricing or setting policies, we get a little awkward. And so I want to help them with how to sell with confidence. You don't have to be pushy. And so I spend a lot of time on things like that. That's genius. Because as a woman, I would be like, oh, like as a, Bobby, if you and I are selling something.

No one, I'll buy something from you, Amy. Bobby, well, let's just say, if both of us are selling something, you would have no problem if Dave comes to us and is like, Bobby, $5. Bobby's like, $5, I'm not budging. Dave comes to me, well, how about $3? Okay, Dave. You don't need to pay five. Like, I'm way more.

Paying yourself. Women need to learn how to be firm in their price and pay themselves back. Like, you're right. We are wired differently. So I just wanted to write it with that approach where I can show them how to sell with confidence and how to pay yourself and how to earn a profit and not feel bad about it. And so certainly the business principles apply. I got an email just yesterday from a man that said, well, I bought your book because I really wanted it.

and I'm clearly not a woman, but I loved it. And it works for me, and it's really helping me with my business. So it applies regardless, but the examples are more female-focused. Business Boutique. Now, Christy's going to be at Books of Millions in Austin and Colorado Springs and Phoenix and just, can they go to your website to see all this? Christywright.com or business boutique. And you can find all the cities and the tour dates. Where did you go?

I hear like an accent. Oh, I'm from here. I'm a Nashville native. Yeah. I hear the accent. So you went to school and, you can. your goal was to run a business, make a bunch of money? No, I don't think my goal was ever to run a business, but I've always had entrepreneurial spirit,

and I've had that drive in my DNA. So whenever I started working for Dave, I was actually developing products. And then as I began speaking and that kind of evolved, we started to see not only a need in the marketplace, but my desire and education and all these things aligning for a perfect time as this. So it's really great to see how I have a background in business, but it's also kind of in my DNA from both of my parents are entrepreneurs, but being raised by my mom. mom, which was such a powerful example, gives me that fire on a different level, I think. You know, for all these years, I've been taking these calls from these ladies that are at home

with their kids, and they call in on the Dave Ramsey show, and they want to add some extra money to get out of debt to the family household. And a lot of them have more degrees than their husbands, more drive than their husbands, some of them are smarter than their husbands. And they're trying to figure out, you know, what can I do as a side hustle, a side gig, because I want to hustle and grind. I want to add some fuel to this fire and get on out of debt. And there's this huge pent-up economic ability out there with this population that it's untapped. And this is the best time in the history of the world to start a business right now. The history of the world, Dave Rand.

Right now? The history of the world. It is the history of the world. It's the best time. Let me think about it. You can Etsy, eBay, Craigslist, YouTube, Google. It's all free. It's all free.

And you know, you can have a Facebook page by the end of the day. You're in business. Just like that. People think you start a business. It's like this. I've got to start a business. Just to help someone. Help someone, let them pay you.

Boom, you're in business. Like, it's very simple. It doesn't have to be overcomplicated. You could start making money tomorrow. And so we want to help people do that. Business boutique. Dang, now I want to start a business. I need to sign hustle, Bobby.

A woman's guide to making money doing what she loves. Christy writes here. Let me answer a question, Christy. If you and Dave go to dinner, who picks up the check? Dave. Dave, duh. Why, though? Because you're so rich?

No, because actually. I'm her leader. She works on our team. Yeah, but I'll let Amy Bommie dinner sometimes if she wants to. Right? Yes, and I totally offer. That's interesting. Bobby, you're our leader.

This is great. I know. Dave, thank you. And now I have that for the rest of my life. I'm going to refer back to that. We do talk about you all the time. Dave, we reverberage you on this show four or five times a week, just on our show. I hear about it on Twitter.

We're like, what would Dave Ramsey do? We hear a lot about Ray and lunch on Twitter. Is that the best price you can give me? Yeah, can you come back next week or so, and let's talk about that. Oh, absolutely. Always. I'm always available. I'm just down the street.

Business Boutique from Christy Wright. I hope you at least check it out, and she's going to be all over the country. You can go to the website too. And it's really, it's been nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you. I love what you're doing. Thanks. And anybody that Dave says is thumbs up, it's thumbs up on our book, too.

Good to hear. So Christy Wright, and the book's called Business, boutique. The weekends here. What do you got going on? Oh, I'm going to go see you do some comedy with my husband, date night. Oh, he's coming. Yeah, of course.

Great. What do you mean great? Not him, just in general. Like, the less that you guys are, the better. You don't want anybody going to this? I told you guys a week ago. We're all going, so. I don't understand.

Feels the pressure. I talked it up to my wife, too, dude. That's the problem. Well, I talked you down to my husband. That's way better. You're welcome. much. Yeah, I was like, honey, this is going to be horrible.

We need to go support Bobby. He's not funny. If it's just a support and it's horrible, that's what I like. Okay. I can always live up to those expectations. Like, I thought that movie with The Rock and Kevin Hart, remember that movie The Cop movie? Yes.

It was really good because I was told it was horrible. It was so bad. I was like, this movie's horrible. And then I went in, it was like, calling it. I don't know. And I went, I was like, this is hilarious because I expect it so bad. Okay. You know, that's what it is.

All right. Yeah, tomorrow night in Nashville. I have a stand-up comedy show. And everybody's coming. Whoop. You coming? Duh, and babe. Yeah.

Wow. Date night. Yeah. We're all bringing SIG others. It's definitely a date night for all of us. Yeah. Oh, so you're just using this as an excuse. Well, for sure.

It's free. I know. Exactly. And there's a party before. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't even have to pay for tickets. I had to pay for the party before. You did?

Of course. It's a reception that I had to pay for it. Well, shoot, y'all. We should chip in. Okay, I got five bucks. Yeah. I'm not chipping anything. You should have to throw your own party?

We'll do that for you. That's what I said about your birthday, and you argued it, and you paid for your own birthday party. Boom. So let Bobby pay. Yep. Wait. Okay, yeah.

That was a bad argument, burns. I've already paid for it, didn't that? Okay, good. Thank you, guys. Hope you have a great weekend. Next week, Miranda Lambert in studio. Dun, da, da, da. It's been cool.

Good, see him and around forever. Like years. Yeah. So I'm excited about that. That'd be good. Thank you. Goodbye. Have a great weekend.

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