The Bobby Bones Show - Brandy Clark In Studio + Scolding Other People's Kids + Amy Brings Bobby On Her Nashchat
Episode Date: August 4, 2017'Female Friday' artist Brandy Clark stops by the studio, scolding other people's children and Bobby makes a guest appearance on Amy's 'Nashchat' Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheart...podcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Transmitting across America.
This show.
I feel bad for this guy.
This guy in Houston, probably lonely guy.
Lost $80,000 in an online scam.
I met the girl on Match.com.
She pursued me too.
So it's like, I thought, oh, okay, this is it.
This is how it works.
She just needs him to front some cash.
for taxes and shipping.
You'll convince a 5,000, 10,000, 8,000 at a time.
And don't forget, they still haven't met.
So a few weeks ago, he asked for proof that the inheritance is real and gets this video.
Greg, how are you doing?
A man we never see shows a stash of cash with Greg's name written all over it, literally.
I looked at it and I took a $100 bill in my pocket.
And I put it down, I said,
That's not even
close to being like a currency
And so
That's what I knew
The whole thing was all a mess
You laugh so you don't cry?
Yeah, I do
Nearly $80,000 later
Dude's out all the cash
And he's laughing
Good morning, studio
Good morning
I was just listening to up
We went on the air
And I was just
He's laughing because he's like
I'm so stupid
I feel bad for the guy
Because you don't make those decisions with full mind.
You're sad.
You're missing something.
You meet a girl online.
She wants money.
You're like, I'll take any sort of.
I know.
80 grand.
I bet you some of that.
He took out his loans to send her too.
Unless he just has that.
No, he doesn't.
Or he'd have a bunch of girls.
I'm telling you the truth.
I'm telling you how the world works.
If they had 80 grand laying around, he'd have plenty of girls.
Who didn't have to go on Match and send it off to Mystery Girls.
Oh.
Recognizing people, doing cool things.
It's I see you.
I see you Cliff King Mack.
He's a rapper.
He gave out hundreds of dollars over the weekend at two Flint, Michigan intersections.
He had a sign and said, I'm my homeless.
I've got cars.
I got houses.
I got a son on the way.
I'm giving because I'm blessed.
Do you need money?
And everybody did.
Everybody need money.
So he just gave out hundreds of bucks.
Nice.
That's awesome.
I think we'd have all stopped if the moment's good.
Probably.
Yes.
But I see you, Cliff King Mack.
That's cool, man.
I see you.
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There's a 13-year-old.
He's one of the smartest kids in his class.
And he nailed a Latin test, like, aced it.
So he got an invite to go to Rome, Greece,
and the Vatican with a few other classmates,
which is pretty amazing.
But he couldn't afford the trip.
So a classmate set up a go-fund me for Kareem
and raised the $4,000 to send him on the trip.
Wow.
That's a thoughtful classmate.
You think so?
Yeah?
I would be embarrassed if I were Kareem
because I had people do this for me when I was a kid.
I hated it.
I hated it when people would be like,
let's raise money for Bobby so he can do things, like publicly.
I hate it.
It made me, and I love that he's getting to go,
I read this from the perspective of, I'm sure he's happy to get to go.
Well, you just know what it feels like.
And then, yeah, I guess is that person, now everybody knows that you couldn't pay for it.
You couldn't pay for it.
I know.
And I love the idea of it.
Yeah.
I wish it were anonymous.
I wish, because church groups would bring food and they would bring Christmas presents to me, but no one would ever know.
And I know it's a great story.
And someone handed it to me like, hey, this is, and it is a great story.
I'm not taken away from that.
I just wish there was a way
for it not to be about Kareem
It's poor kid
It's like poor Karee
You know
When you're done money
And you're in school
With other kids
They make fun of you
Oh man, yeah
That's not good
You know what I mean
But yeah
It's I totally see what you're saying
I'm glad he gets to go
I'd like to go
So we want to
I'll take it a go find me
And I'll take it out
I don't even need anonymous
At this point in my life
I'm secure
Yeah yeah yeah
Hug it up
Yeah
Yeah
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An Army vet was playing the North Carolina lottery.
Names Alan Holderby.
He served 13 years.
He also won a million dollars.
Boom.
He took these 600,000 lump sum payment all at once.
Because if you don't take that, they spread it out over years, right?
Yeah, I think I'd like the payments just so I'm not getting a paycheck every year
and I can just live off that.
Just chilling.
I think I'd like for you to get the payments too
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Like you.
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Later found out the man lived and he was trying to track her down to thank her for saving his life.
Find her?
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He was better.
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All year long, Taylor Rose sells T-shirts.
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T-shirts here.
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And then when the school year comes around, she uses all the T-shirt money to buy school supplies for students.
she donated 10,000 school supplies.
Wow.
That's for 700 students.
Wow.
That's amazing.
Get your T-shirts.
Get your T-shirts.
Is she a newsie from the 50s?
Or does she sell them online?
Get your papers.
I think she probably sells them online, but I just like the fact that she's probably thinking in her head.
Get your T-shirts.
Or I picture her out in front of concert, selling T-shirts, whatever.
She sells them.
She raises money.
The kids get school supplies, markers, crans, folders, you name it.
Way to go, Taylor Rowe.
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Amy brings in these chips.
Anything Amy brings in, I just assume they're good for you.
Not fine, but good for you.
Because she's so healthy.
I ate a whole bag of these chips.
I'm just like, dang, Amy, now this one.
Whole bag, whole bag.
Here on FaceTime.
So Amy ate the whole bag of chips.
He said, well, they're still chips.
You shouldn't eat them.
She goes, like, maybe like a bag of month.
And I was like, what do you mean a bag of them?
Do you get me three bags?
I know, they're so good.
Trust me, I have the same problem.
So are Nella Wafers.
Okay, I will say eating a whole bag of these is better than eating a whole bag of
vanilla wafers or other kinds of chips.
At least you're getting like a healthier version.
Did you guys go home and eat all the chips because Amy gave them to you?
I don't know healthy.
They're so good.
Okay, but lots of things are good.
Why do you, you tricked us?
No, I'm not tricking you.
Oh, she doesn't eat celery all day.
and then she brings in ice cream Sundays.
He goes, here, they're a good boy.
What's the one rule you set for yourself
and then you refuse to break?
I give you some examples.
Excuse me?
I break all my rules.
Number one, I have to do some type of workout every day.
This is from listeners.
Number two, never cry in public.
Number three, don't drink on weeknights.
Give me a rule that you keep, that you have,
that you really try not to break, Amy.
When I'm working on show prep, like at my house,
I like don't let myself get up until I've completed like a certain amount, you know,
like I can't get up and go do anything and I get up.
Lunchbox?
Oh, it's easy.
If I'm watching a television show, I can't go to the bathroom until that episode's over.
You guys both have this thing with staying in the same place.
It's like a reward.
Do you now watch it on your laptop?
No.
You don't watch anything on your laptop?
No.
That's weird.
I watch everything on my laptop.
I watch everything on my laptop.
I don't, well, I understand you because, you know, Lindsay wouldn't be there.
Amy, your husband's next to you.
You share a laptop, that little screen?
I share a laptop.
We even have a TV in our room and we still use our laptop.
That is so ridiculous, guys.
I mean, that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Eddie?
Mine is, I will not use my phone while I'm driving.
If I get a call, I'll pick it up.
Oh, come on.
People spotted you out texting and driving.
That's not me.
Eddie, that's supposed to be like a given these days.
It's like, mine's like, I will take a drive.
No, no, no.
You can still use your phone.
But if somebody calls me, I'll pick it up.
But I'm not dialing anyone while I'm on driving.
I tip people.
Oh.
You're making fun of me?
I put gas in my car when it's running low.
My husband does have a...
I stop at red lights.
Lunch about you, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like against the law in some states, and you're like, yes, it is.
I will not rob banks.
I eat when I'm hungry.
Yes.
My one rule is I will not steal a wallet from a stranger passing dog.
Okay.
All right.
Come on, y'all.
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Bryce Stephen was walking when he found a pair of keys outside of a car dealership.
And he's like, oh, these look like they're the keys to the dealership.
So he went and returned them.
No reward was given.
So Bryce, you know, should just walk away, be happy.
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He really needed a reward.
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The Bobby Bone Show.
Female Friday.
With Brandy Clark.
Hey, Brandy's here.
I'm a huge fan of Brandy Clark, so I'm glad you're here.
Oh, thank you, Bobby.
We've been trying.
I think I just sat on the air one day.
I said, hey, I want to get Brandy Clark in here.
And I didn't think about it.
I just said it.
And Brandy's like, hey, some people are texting me.
I'm like in another state.
Can I come another time?
And I was like, oh, Brandy, I was just saying I wanted you in there.
I was pushing you into it.
And then, so you've been on the West Coast for a while, huh?
Yeah.
And now you're back and you have this new song.
As soon as I heard it, I was like, man, I got to get Brandi up to play this song.
So if you don't mind, I'd like for you to play this song first and we can talk after.
Great.
Because I love the song.
And the song's called You're Drunk.
So what is the song about?
You know, it's about, I used to always say that a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts,
but a therapist pointed out to me one time, you know, there are a lot of people who lie as well drunk as they do sober.
And so that kind of started spinning in my head, and it was like, okay, well, you're not in love with me, you're not this, you're not that, you're just drunk.
And I sat on that for a long time, and then I was writing with a couple of friends of mine and brought that up and they loved it.
And we just kind of took off with it.
I haven't heard this live yet.
I'm excited because I am a huge Brandy Clark fan.
So this is called You're Drunk here on the Bobby Bones show.
Hey guys, so because of licensing roles,
we can't play anything with music on this IHartRadio channel or podcast anymore.
But you can go to BobbyBones.com to see it.
We hate that we had to take it down.
It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up
and we wanted to keep up as much as possible.
So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now.
And thank you for listening to the show.
And sorry about all the legal stuff.
I mean, listen to how
like cool Brandy is.
So she went to basketball.
She played college basketball
and she can sing like that.
Yeah.
She can do everything.
I know.
She's like J-Lo.
Yeah.
You know,
like sing, dance, act.
Like you've got,
you can play basketball, sing.
Yeah.
What else you got?
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, Bobby learned this about me
when we did the Bobbycast.
I also know random trivia about.
There you go.
You talk about having the,
going down rabbit holes, you know.
She's very, I did a bobby cast.
It's like an hour long.
If you want to hear Brandi and I just talk about
everything pretty much.
Yeah.
I'm a big fan.
In two weeks
you have a live record
coming out, live from Los Angeles,
right?
Yes.
Is three kids and no husband
going to be on the record?
It is on the record, yes.
So could I get a verse,
I haven't asked you this,
could you play a verse and a chorus of that?
Yeah.
Because,
and I mean,
I love this song
and I love, like,
sad, emotional.
Like, this song just grabs me.
And in two weeks,
Brandi will have a record
and I hope you download it.
But I hope you download it
You're drunk, too, but I'll be downloaded everything with your name on it.
I'm just such a big fan.
Okay, so here we go.
This is, uh, oh, I don't want to run it.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me do what you do.
We're like, oh, yeah.
I love this song.
Okay.
It's called Three Kids No Husband.
Yes.
And she's going to play it now.
Okay.
And I hope everybody downloads this one too.
Thank you for setting that up.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm ready to clock.
So the record's in two weeks.
I'm going to talk about it then.
If it's okay with you, it comes out again.
Oh, that's always okay with me.
Yeah, just making sure.
Yeah.
I really appreciate you coming in.
Oh, I appreciate you doing this Female Friday.
I was driving in and thinking about, you know, it's just great that you're doing this
because you have a platform to help music be heard.
And I know I appreciate a lot of other people do.
My goal is just for it to be every day, just every day, everybody, every day.
Like that's just it.
Everybody.
So, but thanks for saying that.
And I think I built female Friday just as an excuse to get you come back in.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All those other females have been really leading up to this.
Now it's over.
You know what you can cancel it?
This might not be popular, but when I was driving in, I was thinking,
we'll know it's a success when he has to do May and Monday.
Yes, that's what, yeah, Testicle Tuesday was always my thing.
Yes, yes.
That's how we know it's shifted.
Yeah, okay.
That's a really good way to look at it, but I don't, I don't think it's going to be an issue, but unfortunately.
Brandi, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
And good luck with the record in two weeks, and we'll talk again.
Yes, thank you so much.
All right, Brandon Clark, everybody.
Yeah.
All right.
Come in today
My allergy's a little better
But man
I got a lot of sleep last night
Amy had me out from midnight last night
Doing her show
Nash chat
Wow
Yeah
Some friends you are
I know
Thank you for doing it
You are really nice Bobby
I'm gonna tell you this
I'm tell you what
I felt like friend of the year
About midnight last night
When I couldn't sleep
Because Amy does a show
And she's actually pretty good at it
It's called Nashchat
Actually
Yeah yeah
Because I've never been there in person
And so it's called
Nash chat
and it comes on after CMT.
It's on their Facebook live page.
That's a whole production cameras and crew and Amy hosted.
And she's like, I knew she didn't want to call me
and ask me to do it.
I was like, why?
Ask.
First time she asked, you know what I said?
Yep.
So I went.
It didn't start until 9 o'clock.
I thought it started at 8 o'clock.
Dang.
So I was struggling last night, just staying awake to be there.
So I get dressed, put on some jeans, put on, you know, shirt, and go over to the house.
I'm hurting a little bit.
I'm going to be honest with that.
but it puts me in a weird place because
you don't bring me on to
not talk
because you bring on the talkie guy
expect you to talk
but then if I talk too much
it's Amy's show
it's like why you're talking so much
it's Amy's show
and so
and I'll be honest with the advocacy
in the episode of Nashville
I'm like I don't know three years
yeah
and here I was talking
I was on Nash chat
about Nashville the TV show
so I go on
and I sit there and Amy does a great job
hosting it and
I don't know I just kind of ran wild
but I knew nothing when I was talking about.
You did a good job, though.
Did the producers or all those people, they tell you anything?
There was a couple times they were looking at me to wrap him up, but I couldn't.
Oh, no.
So I just sat there.
Amy's like, no, Bobby wraps me up.
Yeah.
I like, that's not how it works.
It was role reversal.
There was one part where I grabbed the cue cards from behind the camera.
I was like, let me see these.
Oh, no.
Listen, you can't take me into that and expect me not to be me.
Right.
But I should get a ribbon for being up so late.
Yeah, you do.
You get.
Penrose on my nose.
please. Lots of ribbons. Thank you. You're good. Like I had fun with you. I thought it was awesome. I think
you brought a different element that we've never had before. Normally. What elements that?
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. An outside perspective that knows nothing about Nashville, the TV show, but you know a lot about Nashville, the city.
Oh, right. So it, and the show is based off stuff that actually happens here. So you were offering up your perspective and kind of in the music business, sometimes how it is and your opinion on things, even though it didn't really match with exactly what was going on in the show.
real life Nashville.
Oh yeah, I was off.
I was like, they brought me in.
Bobby's like, they didn't bring me in to sit there and be a wallflower.
We were honest about it.
We weren't like, oh, so Bobby, what did you think of tonight's episode?
I was like, did Raina and Deacon ever get together?
And I was like, oh, shoot, Bobby Raina's dead.
Yeah.
Anyway, that's what I did it last night, but I get to bed to after midnight because I didn't
get home until 10 because we didn't wrap till 945 or 950.
And then you can't just be on a high just crushing it and then go right to sleep.
Oh, you're on high?
That's awesome.
No, I was on like a work.
You got to be on.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you meant you had so much fun.
And then I went through all the Facebook comments on the CMT page.
Oh, how to go.
Uh-oh.
Like 80% positive.
Oh, good.
That's good.
But I was like in their place.
Anyway, it's what I did last night.
Oh, I got it.
That was their world.
That's their world.
And here comes a bull in the China shop.
Yeah, I got you.
Oh, yeah.
And they're passionate about the show.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you call them Nashies?
Nashies.
Yeah, Nashies.
I was what I did last night, though.
They're awesome. They're all over the world.
Bobby, I was trying to explain that to Bobby.
And he was like, I just wanted him to know, like, people are passionate everywhere.
Amy's like, they're from this place to this place.
I was like, I know how the internet works.
Like, worldwide.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, and I know Chip Esten, he tells me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know Deacon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
The day is finally here.
Brett Eldridge is releasing his self-titled album, four years.
after releasing his debut album, Bring You Back.
He says that he's done a lot of living and learning in the last four years,
and it's reflected in the new album.
This isn't what they always say.
Like, I'd like for artists a once ago, you know what, it's been four years?
I'm exactly the same, so I just wanted to put out some more of the same.
I don't know.
This is why everybody says, you know what?
I've grown a lot since the last album.
Well, I would hope so.
You know, I'm glad you asked me this because everything's exactly the same.
So more of the same crap.
That would be fun.
Someone just answered it like that.
And it all sounded, what if they did it almost exactly the same?
They were like, hey, what's different about this record?
And they went, really, nothing.
It could have been on the last record.
I got a new guitar.
So, yeah.
And another thing they always say is whenever you ask them about a song, they're always like,
oh, this, I just did the last minute I found this.
Yeah, this is the last song I recorded.
And I was like, oh, wow, I can't believe I found it.
And I'm like, really, every artist.
We were even going to put it on the album.
Or it's so personal.
Like, this is my most personal record.
Like, come on!
Stop saying the same thing.
That's what's so annoying about interviews.
We're hating right now.
No, we're not.
We're not hating.
We're stating.
Oh.
Not everything is hating.
We're not hating.
But it's interviews with artists get boring because all they do is say the same stuff over and over again.
Like, I believe that he's grown a lot in four years.
We all have.
Matter of fact, I've grown a lot last week.
Got me too.
Yeah.
Anyway, I think the album's good.
I do like the album.
But this is not a dig at bread.
It's a dig toward everybody.
Like, come on, pick it up, pick up the pace, say some stuff.
They're like, I wrote this song after, you know, was with three girls in one week.
We're like, that's what I'm talking about.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, why can't anyone say that?
That's what you're looking for?
That's real.
What is looking for?
Honesty.
Oh, you think that Brett has dated three different girls in one week?
I don't know.
Or he's like, I, you know, this song was really cool because I was able to buy a new Ferrari because of it.
There we go.
The only reason I wrote this song, really.
Yeah, right.
Like, I just wanted lots more money, so I put out another record.
Come on, be honest with us.
I finally found something I'm good.
You know what I mean?
I feel your...
Like, I feel like we're honest about stuff.
We need more of that.
I'm only here so I can pay the bills.
Otherwise, I'm my buddy sleeping in right now.
I'm not lying.
Wait, what was your saying?
I don't know.
We're not hating.
We're stating.
Staten.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Okay, so you got movies out today.
It's Friday.
The Dark Tower is in theaters.
And that's a Matthew McConaughey movie, Stephen King novel, 19% positive.
That's it for a Stephen King novel.
Yeah, and Matthew.
Yeah.
Yeah, but McCona has put out some real turds lately.
But the Stephen King thing, that's weird that a book like that would not be that good.
You're not hating.
You're just dating.
That's right.
I'm a little on edge.
Amy kept me up after midnight last night.
I'm a little tired.
It's up against Detroit, which is about police brutality during the 9th.
1967 riots, 89% positive.
That looks good.
Then you got kidnapped with Hallie Berry, 40% positive.
That does not look good.
It's all the preview for that one, too.
No.
I'm Amy.
That's your 32nd, Skinny.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting.
Over to Amy, who's got the joke this morning.
The morning corny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Messed up.
What do you call a fish with no?
Oh, boy.
I know.
I'm going to be on probation.
Give it back.
Lunchbox?
No, no, no.
I'll be here Monday, boy.
No, no, no.
I'll be here Monday, morning.
I should have to be here Monday morning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lunchbox is now taking over the morning corny.
Yeah.
So much pressure.
Hit the cliff.
The morning corny.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
I...
That was the morning
That was the morning corny.
Oh, it's so good.
Lunch, prepare your joke from anybody.
You're now in control of the corny.
No!
Yeah.
No, no, no!
Yeah, sorry.
No.
No.
So his name is Brandon Ray.
It's called Inns of the E.
Earth. Here's a little bit of it. It's called Ends of the Earth. His name is Brandon Ray. That
background singer is Keith Urban. Did you know that? I didn't. So you'll hear it. It's
Brandon Ray and it's Keith Urban doing the backing vocals. So I hope you download it. It's called
Ends of the Earth, Brandon Ray. I think you're going to like this one. Check it out. If you
like it, download it. 10,000 miles on grammar roads. Hitchhiking my way through Mexico.
Red eyes straight through 20 times on.
Just to feel you, just to see, just to hold your hands.
Go download that.
Oh, speaking of songs, here are songs that they say couples don't want played at their wedding.
But what I say to that is, you couples are stupid.
Because these are awesome songs.
What are they?
Well, first of all, the chicken dance.
You better play this.
And you have to.
This can be the theme of my wedding if ever have it.
We all do it like chickens.
This is fun with your hands.
Hand da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Then you do the wings.
Shake your butt.
Come on.
What's wrong with kids these days?
I know.
Kids these days.
Couples don't want these songs at their wedding.
Chau-cha slide.
Chris Crawls.
Chau-cha real smooth.
I love this one.
You know what to work.
I'm going to get body on the dance floor.
To the left.
Man, this is good.
Take it back now, y'all.
Back, back.
Two hops this time.
Bum, bum.
Two hops this time.
Right foot, two stun.
Now let's go.
Hands on your knees.
Hands on your knees.
These are good songs.
Yeah, well, I don't get it.
Can someone explain?
Why?
Because couples say?
No.
And they're like, we don't want these songs.
Or this one?
This is a jam.
I think couples are getting dumber.
They don't want these songs?
This is great.
Keep it, shuffle,
keep it,
shuffle, keep it, shuffle.
I'm doing the dance party coming out,
forget it, as a wedding DJ.
In like 45 minutes,
I will be the wedding DJ.
I will be the wedding DJ.
They say I'm a rapper and I say no.
Man, that's a jam.
What other songs?
YMCA.
Yeah, you have to.
I enjoy this.
I enjoy the electric slide.
I know how to do it too.
What's wrong with people?
I don't know.
One final song they say couples don't want at their wedding.
Doggy-pogi.
Okay, this I don't have to have.
I don't have to have electric slide either.
Wow.
Yeah, like, I'm okay.
We can get rid of those.
I can get rid of those.
We just need a newer hokey-pokey.
Yeah.
Like, I felt like if Drake did one,
Drake's a hokey, put your head in, put your head out.
Uh, bounce, bounce, you move it all around.
That would be cool.
This version kind of stinks, though.
You put your head in.
You put your head out.
You put your head in.
That's a real downer.
People are going to take a break during that.
Yeah.
Dance floor empties.
Yeah, they're going to go eat their cake.
When did they cut this record when Washington was going across the Potomac?
You put your head in.
Terrible.
Can you imagine back in the day, like, that was something that was probably really awesome.
At the club?
The girl's like, that's my song.
Go, go, go.
You put your head in.
Let's go.
You put your head up.
I was playing these songs that people don't want played at their weddings anymore.
And I was like, what's wrong with people?
Who doesn't want the Casper Slide played?
played at their wedding.
Because Casper slides or Chachaw Slide or whatever it's called.
Chris Krauss.
Cha, cha, real smooth.
Like, you want to see people get on the dance floor?
Play this.
Let's go to work.
You want to see people get on the dance floor?
Played here.
Ashley and Kyle, Texas.
Hey, Bobby.
I love you.
I listen to you all every morning.
Thank you very much.
How do you feel about my statements that these songs should continue to be played at weddings?
Oh, I grew up going for weddings and parties
And listening to people
Play these songs
Prom, they played the songs
It was like a staple, it was a month
Yeah, I agree with that
That's why I'm doing it in the dance party
40 minutes away
I'm DJ in the wedding
Can't wait
If you're having a wedding, just push record
Push record and play and pause
On your tape player
And then right before I start the dance party
Undo pause and it'll record at all
You can just play it back at your wedding
If you have a tape player
Hey Morgan number two, you're 23
You ever have a tape player?
Yeah, I think when I was really, really young.
She thinks.
She thinks.
Is that that thing with that disc that's a circle?
Terrible.
No, no, no, no.
That's a CD.
It's a tape.
CD.
Yeah.
Facebook news is misleading.
The news says,
people who get their news from Facebook
are at an increased risk of being misled.
Researchers found that the most popular stories
on Facebook are the least accurate.
And many of them are completely made up conspiracy theories.
Wow.
That's where all this fake news stuff comes from.
Yes, Eddie.
One thing I learned about that is like Facebook news is so old.
Like I've read news on Facebook and I'm just like, wow, it's crazy.
And then I look into it, it's like two years ago.
Or it's just not true.
Yeah.
Because you can post anything and people just start sharing it like crazy.
Yeah, I read another thing too where if you have a political opinion and you put it on Facebook, it affects nobody.
Yeah, so maybe people should stop doing it.
But it's all, everybody posts.
Yeah, I'm like, here, let us save you some time.
Nobody cares.
And that was the whole study.
Like, someone reads it, they're not affected at all by what you post politically on Facebook.
I look at my feed and it used to be sad sacks.
Like, just sitting here today wishing I was prettier.
People would write that so then people would go, no, you're beautiful.
And I'd be like, oh, I don't write that.
But now it's like, rur, politics.
If you don't believe in me, you're stupid.
I'll mute somebody.
if it's like two or three in a row
I'll just mute them
I won't block them because I don't feel like dealing with it
when I see them in public next time
but like hey why'd you block me?
Yeah, muting is amazing.
Yeah.
I wish we could do that in real life.
There's a whole episode of black.
In real life.
That would be great.
There's an episode of black mirror
where you can mute people
and you don't see,
all you know is that they're around you
but you don't hear anything they're saying.
Who would you mute right now
at like somebody that we all know?
Nobody in this room.
I wouldn't have you in the room.
Anyone famous that you'd mute?
Anyone famous that I would mute?
Anyone.
I don't really feel like anybody's super obnoxious right now.
Me.
No, you can't mute yourself.
I know, but I'm saying like, I feel like it's a pretty good time.
All right.
There's nobody really grinding my gears.
It's good.
Take it.
If they, I guess they're already muted, possibly.
Or you've already muted then.
Now we're talking.
That's what I'm thinking.
No, I'm in a good place.
I don't think there's anybody that's super annoying.
I mean, the Kardashians always annoy me.
Yeah.
OJ's not saying anything yet.
He could get there quick.
because I felt like he's a total loser.
He should just be quiet and go play golf.
I wish America can mute him.
He was muted in jail.
I didn't mind that so much.
Yeah, I think I'm in a pretty good place in my heart right now
about the whole muting thing.
Good, huh?
A lot of the show is going to see Tim and Faith.
You guys going tonight?
Yeah, tonight.
That's right.
Who's all going from the show?
Lunchbox is going.
Me.
Anybody else going?
Yeah, Morgan number two is going
Wow
Do you guys get free tickets or pay for them?
I got free tickets
Okay, but when he says that I'm wondering what he told his wife
Oh, I don't care
She knows his job, but the way he says it
It's almost like he wants her to be like, hey babe
I bought you tickets to see Tim in faith
Yeah, but she knows him
Yeah, and she's listening
She knows that every country show
That she's invited to, he's gotten those for free
And he's also a fake news lunchbox
Correct
Everything he says is now fake news
I had one misquote and you guys slander me now forever.
Fake news.
Have you ever checked your Instagram feed?
Look to the clock and realized, dang, it's like 20 minutes later.
Yes.
The average amount of time that you've spent on Instagram is more than 32 minutes a day.
Wow.
That's pretty crazy to think about you spent.
You could have watched a whole episode on TV.
That's what, sometimes I do put my phone down.
I'm like, I could be done with something I need to work on,
or I could be done with my workout or anything in life I could be done with,
but I've just sat here listening to people's stories or watching them.
Yeah, those stories get me going too.
Oh my gosh.
The most popular hashtags in order.
Number one is good morning.
Number two is work.
And I use that one.
Like work?
W-E-R-K.
No, like W-E-R-K.
Oh, I do work.
And then number three is good night.
Oh, I've never hashtag good morning or good night, I don't think.
Or work.
If I'm working out, I'll do work.
I don't hashtag like I'm at hashtag work.
Oh.
Okay.
That's the only way I would use it.
Oh.
You know, I'm not even going to say, like, get off Instagram, because I'm on it all the time.
I'm not even going to be a hypocrite.
Like, I love it.
I can't get enough.
So our producer, Eddie's at the pool with his kids.
Another kid's causing trouble.
He keeps splashing Eddie.
So Eddie yells at the other kid.
And the question is, is that okay?
Megan, Chapel Hill.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Really good.
What are you think about this?
I think that it's okay if you tell the kid or, you know, not necessarily yell,
but tell the kid, you know, not to do what they're doing.
Sometimes parents can't keep eyes on their kids at all the times.
And you're an adult, so you should be able to respectfully tell a child
to not do what they're doing without hurting anybody's feelings.
That's my opinion.
Well, if the other parent comes at you, though, like, hey, why are you talking to my kid?
Well, I've actually had someone leave me a bad Facebook review
because I told their kids not to touch my helmet.
but I mean it is what it is
I think it's just more of a security
like hey you caught my kid
doing it wrong and now my kid's
being pulled by you and not me
your helmet what do you do for a living
oh I'm I sell motor clothes for Harley Davidson
Oh okay
Makes sense
Yeah that makes more sense
I just kind of
I had to follow up on that
Thank you for the call
Hey Victoria and Austin
Hi Bobby
Thank you for calling
What do you think about this
I think that we should be able to tell kids to stop.
I've done it multiple times.
I guess before, when I was in a mom, I have a 13-month-old.
Now that I'm a mother, we should be keeping our eyes on kids.
And I just feel like if another child is doing wrong, and some parents just don't care.
You have to put some kids in check sometimes.
You got to put other kids in check.
That's tricky.
This is how fist fights and baseball games happen.
Yes.
By putting other kids in check.
Because the way Eddie's saying he said, stop,
like that could make some kids cry, maybe.
Let's reenact it.
Splash, splash, flash.
Okay, that's funny.
Whatever.
Splash, flash.
Okay, he better style.
Splash, splash.
Hey, hey, stop.
Yeah, I might cry.
And he looked at me, oh, and he walked away.
Oh.
I felt bad.
I'll be real with you.
I felt a little bad.
Like, maybe I could have gone and go talk to him a little bit, but I felt bad.
Like, you could have been like, hey, buddy, I'm right here.
Like, if you could go splash, maybe where there's not anybody,
I know you may want to splash, it's fine.
Just make sure you're not getting it on anybody.
I appreciate you.
John.
You're on the air, John.
Hey, how's it going?
What up, buddy?
None.
I believe that he was right for telling the kid something because if the parent,
first of all, if the parent doesn't have enough discipline
to recognize their kid doing something wrong to somebody else,
then that person who the kid's doing wrong to should get told by the person
because once the parents see that the kid is doing something to somebody else they're not supposed to be doing,
the parents should step up and say, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean for my kid to do that.
You know, and then they need to discipline their kid in the proper actions.
Yeah, slippery slope, though.
You just got to be careful.
It's real slippery.
I feel like if that happened to me, tables were turned, I'd get a little hurt.
I'd kind of get a little sensitive and be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't talk to my kid.
I'll discipline my kid.
But I mean...
So what would you want another parent to do to you come to you and say, hey, your kid keeps...
No, if they did that, I would understand it, but at first I'd be a little butt hurt.
As you get sensitive, people can't talk to your kids.
It's just, I'll deal with my kids.
Not you.
We're talking about our producer, Eddie, he's at the pool with his kids, and some other kid keeps splashing him.
And he's like, hey, stop it.
And then parents call and they go, we agree with you, Eddie.
Well, now some other ones are starting to get through the third.
phone lines. Oh, boy. Liz and Tampa, good morning. Hi, good morning. Thank you for calling. What would you like to add?
I just like to say, this happened a couple weeks ago. My son and I, we were at the park, and he was on this car.
Anyways, this other little kid wanted to get on the car, where he started beating up my son, and I grabbed him. I said, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
And anyway, see, I grabbed him and I took him off.
And the sister saw and ran to the mom who was across the park on her phone, not paying attention, said, you hit my brother.
The mom comes up and said, I heard you hit my son.
I'm calling the top.
I said, yes, please do.
You know, because I didn't hit him.
And anyways, so she was cussing me out.
And so I didn't want to have any of that around my children.
So we left.
She took a picture of my van.
Anyways.
What?
And an hour later, cops come up and say,
oh, well, we saw you on video because the park, I guess,
is video monitor and said, we saw you and you didn't do anything.
So it was just a big nightmare.
I was so stressed.
Wow.
Wow.
I know.
I know.
I never hit a kid, you know?
Dang.
See, that's the problem is that somebody can say something and all of a sudden you're a kid hitter.
Yes.
That's true.
You don't want to be a kid hitter.
Especially if it's not your kid.
Yeah.
That's trouble.
Wow.
Liz, thank you for the story.
Okay, well, thank you.
You have a great day.
Hey, I said something, I wouldn't cut you off.
Say something else.
What do you all say?
I was going to say, at the same time, though, if my son or, you know, my kids are doing something wrong, I want somebody to say, hey, please don't do that, you know.
Yeah, well, thank you.
It's fine.
Thank you.
You too.
Bye-bye.
See, you don't, the cops came?
She's like, call them.
Dang.
Here we go.
Leslie Dennis, 64 years old, was arrested for running.
over a tenant with his tractor.
He's a landlord.
He told deputies that the woman and her son were digging up his plants in his yard.
So he ran over the tenant with his tractor, broke her hip.
Oh, my.
Like, stop digging up, man.
Earlier that day, Leslie Dennis had contacted the sheriff's office to say, hey, I'm evicting
them, but they're digging up plants in the backyard.
They said, hey, get civil action.
and I said he ran him over the tractor.
What?
I feel about that.
That's not funny.
Yeah, he snapped.
What do you use your phone for the most?
Texting.
Women use it for texting
and Instagram.
I would say those are my top too.
Yeah, me too.
You don't call people in Twitter?
Okay, guys.
Yeah.
Eddie and Lunchbox.
What do you use your phones for the most?
Social media.
Yeah, social media and call people.
Men use it for games,
and internet searches.
I need a game to play.
Oh, I got plenty of games for you.
I know.
Eddie plays like Narcos on his phone.
Narcos, boom beach.
I have golf clash.
And then Candy Crush.
Of course, you got to go with the original, the OG.
Wait, Bobby, I'm trying to think when you'd have, when would you play these games?
I get on airplanes sometimes.
And I'm just stuck in a seat.
That's the perfect time to play.
So what do you do in Narcos video game?
You try to create your cartel and make it better than everyone else.
And in the middle of the night.
So you try to attack you.
So you got to build your.
In the middle of the night in your iPhone game, they try to attack your drug cartel.
Yes, you got to get your sniper towers in the right place and everything.
Do you let your nine-year-old play?
No.
No, of course not.
That's a bad.
How dumb, yes, of course.
You know that song I played earlier and people are downloading like crazy is that
Brandon Ray song.
It's called Ends of the Year.
And you'll hear the vocals like to, oh, that's Keith Urban in the background.
Like, if you listen for it, you can really hear Keith.
So I'll play it again.
It's from Brandon Ray.
It's called Ends of the E.
Earth.
Brand new music.
Just came out today.
You can download this if you like it.
Check it out.
Ten thousand miles on grammar roads.
Hitchhagged my way through Mexico.
Red eyes straight through 20 times on all along.
Just to feel you, just to see you smile.
Just to hold your head.
All stations start playing that song immediately.
So good.
I'm calling it.
So that's Brandon Ray called Ends of the Earth, which I think is fantastic.
I go to the end of the...
Keith Urban sings background's playing bass on it, too.
You hear that boom, boom?
That's him.
That's Keith Urban, too.
This is a jam.
It's like two minutes and 48 seconds
of just pure jam.
I rest my case, Your Honor.
Case dismissed?
I don't know what that means.
Yesterday, we got sidetracked with the
Is Willie Nelson Dead News,
which he wasn't.
But we meant to talk about Eddie
wanting to go get another job
because Eddie has found a job
he wants to have as a side job.
Do you want to tell him what it is?
Oh, yeah, guys.
job is legit. Because he found it online and he's like, hey, can I? First, he had to ask permission.
Like, can I go and work a second job? Because the hours here are pretty demanding. So what's the job
called? Yeah, the title is office happiness manager. Okay. And this is a real job. And they're looking
for someone to just boost morale in the office. Really not do work or anything. Like, you really,
it says maybe purchase some stuff for the company and do paperwork. Other than that, it's to keep
morale up, make people happy, maybe tell jokes around the office.
but keep productivity up.
Dude, that is me.
You guys tell me right now
that really you could do this show
without me, without me keeping you all happy?
We did it for 10 years.
Dang it, okay, okay.
But the problem is, this is the whole problem
with this job.
Unless you're doing the work and being happy,
I don't feel like you're a good influence.
Like, Amy does her job and keeps everybody up.
If you just come in like a clown,
I'm like, leave me alone.
You're not even doing the work we're doing.
You're all happy.
Like, Amy keeps morale up
because Amy's working and she keeps morale up at the same time.
Well, it depends on the time of the month, but okay.
Well, except for like four days of the month, Amy works and keeps everybody up.
It's like leading by example, more so than just coming in.
But Eddie is a very positive person.
Yeah, but it's not going to matter.
Unless he's not doing the actual job they're doing, everybody gets annoyed.
What's it pay?
It doesn't say, but I mean, I can negotiate.
No, you can't.
I think Amy's more qualified for that job than you.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
Amy's much better.
What?
You guys.
Absolutely.
You're a lot happier than him.
him and you're a lot more productive.
Oh.
Well, maybe Amy can take the job.
No, I don't.
I'm good.
Amy needs no more jobs.
I'm good.
I'm good on the jobs and I don't know.
Dude, check this out.
The mission is to keep our office team happy.
I think people would get so annoyed by me.
Yeah.
I'd be telling jokes.
Oh, boy.
Amy's husbands kept a letter in his pocket for 11 years.
So it sends wallet, one that she wrote to him when you guys first started dating.
Yeah.
Really?
I'm surprised the paper hasn't like disintegrated.
Shocked.
Like when I opened it up, it almost looks brand new.
The ink isn't even really that faded.
I could read every word.
And man, I was long-winded on paper.
I think that's the only note I've ever written them.
On paper.
I've done cards, but I mean, this is like a front-to-back note.
And I was like, wow, that's impressive.
And man, I was totally, you could tell I was trying to like impress him.
What did you write on the letter?
With my funniness.
I was trying to be so clever on paper.
I don't know.
I'm not going to say everything that I wrote.
I said at least one thing.
I was definitely flirting on paper.
But one thing I had messed up on is, so I was staying at this Air Force Inn because I went to visit him and he lived somewhere.
And I stayed in this like Air Force place you could stay in.
And I wrote on the Air Force Inn paper.
And we had bought wine and I put it in my room came with the freezer.
And I put it in the freezer.
And I realized in the letter that I had told him I left the wine.
in the freezer. Like, that's not good.
Like, when you leave alcohol in the
freezer, can, like, be really bad.
Right? I don't know.
I don't know. No, it can explode.
Okay, see, I told you. And you didn't tell us
any stories from it either. This is like the worst story
ever. Did you find $10 at the end of it?
And then I found $10. Fine. We had seen swingers out that night
when we were at dinner. That's what Ray was talking about.
Amy said, hey, I think her husband are swingers. And I was like, what are you
talking about? No, no, no, no. We're not.
Oh, I was trying to avoid that with the wine
story, but it just didn't make sense to y'all. You had to be there.
But Ray thought that I was implying my husband and I
were swingers, but we were dating at the time and we were at dinner and there was
some couples there that you could tell were on, they were like in a swingers situation.
So you didn't watch the movie Swingers?
No.
Why? It's a good movie. I haven't seen it. I don't know. I don't know.
How can you tell if there are couples in a swinger situation?
Well, that's what we had told ourselves in our mind. And we were, it was like a dinner
conversation we're like what is up with those four people over there like what's happening it was just
definitely like there was it was obvious that's swinging stuff's crazy i i know a dude is doing that now
it's weird you know a guy right now yeah you do too i don't know that he's doing it i'm not doing it
lunch fuck yeah no if i had a pen i would write it down you flip your crap dude but it's like
two married people on two merry people and they just that's just crazy it's crazy to me man yeah i don't
get it. I mean, I do.
Okay, I mean, yeah.
I do. It depends.
Huh.
No, I mean, I understand
it. I just don't think I could do it.
No, I see it, but I don't
understand it. I don't
It even works. I mean, I get it. I understand.
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
I just don't get it.
Okay.
I would rather wish that letter story would
went somewhere better. Sorry. The point
was, it's romantic, right?
That's the point. Y'all wanted to know what was
the letter and I messed up by telling you some dumb wine story and then Ray thought we were swingers.
But really, the point is, I'm not romantic and my husband really isn't either.
But when he busted that out, I was like, you've had that in your wallet with you and all
your travels for 11 years.
And he's like, yeah, and I'm going to keep it in there.
And I was like, that's going to be super cute when we're really old and you showed that to our
grandkids.
I would get it like laminated or something because paper's not going to last forever.
If you laminated it, you can't fold it up and put in your wallet.
Okay.
Whatever.
What do I know?
Here's Amy's pile of stories
So a recent survey from USA Today
Ask readers what travel photos
They found to be most annoying
On social media
Of other people's?
Yeah, like things are just like overseeing
Like stop with the travel photos
Let me think
Specific things that people are doing, right?
Mm-hmm
Okay
You definitely, if someone is on a trip
I've posted some of these for sure
Okay, is it one where they like
take their fingers
and do like the top of a mountain or like a building or something.
Yeah.
Okay.
So the example they use is holding up the leaning tower of Pisa or, you know, some monument related.
I see people do it with a Washington monument.
Yeah, I touched that one with my finger.
I'm guilty.
What else?
I would say annoying travel photos.
Like, I don't know.
Give me another example.
Well, they say jumping, like where you like jump off and like you're all, it looks like you're like way in the air.
People are haters.
It's fun.
That's so cool.
I like that one too.
I know.
How do they do that?
It's trickery.
I like happiness.
I don't know how they're doing it.
What else?
And then, well, they say just anything with a selfie stick.
But I haven't really traveled with a selfie stick.
Have you all?
People are haters.
Yeah.
Let people just travel and have fun.
All right, what else?
Yeah, live your life.
Money fights.
We talk about this all the time.
And I'm like, what?
It's really that big of a deal.
I feel like if you're fighting about money as a couple,
don't you get ahead of it?
Should you get ahead of it?
Because 50% of couples say they are.
you about money.
Yeah, but that's the most argued about thing.
But what do you say that about every fight?
Like, shouldn't you get ahead of it?
Oh.
What do you mean by get ahead of it?
Well, the money one, if you know, like if someone's saying money is going to be an issue,
that's something you're going to fight about.
Like, how can you be proactive to not fight about the money anymore?
It's what you choose to spend the money on and how you're not saving, wasting money
is the argument.
Okay, they say that spending habits are the problem and 60% say their partner spends too much.
Correct.
That's it.
Do you and your why fight about that thing?
All the time.
All the time.
All the time.
We fight about money all the time.
Who spends what?
My wife spends all the money.
I don't really spend anything other than golf and maybe some beer and a little bit.
I mean, but gambling is no more than like $20 a week.
I just have a hard time believing that.
Unless you're playing like a nickel a game, you're always gambling.
I play $3 games that have a chance to give me like millions.
Oh, my goodness.
Stop it.
And that's why you keep your money separate so you don't fight over money.
It's that easy.
So what does she spend it on?
Everything.
Everything with the kids, clothes.
Isn't that okay though the kids?
No, what I'm saying is that's what she spends the money on.
So I'm like, you can't buy them a toy every week or two weeks.
Then they get used to that habit.
And that's what happens.
It's that kind of stuff.
Not what they eat.
Like, they need food.
I get that.
You bought them dinner.
What?
More food for them?
What else?
Okay, so I know a lot of people going into the weekend.
They might be drinking a little bit more than they usually do.
But binge drinking on the weekends adds a lot of calories to your life.
like 33 pounds of fat could be added to your life.
To your life, though.
Like, those stories that are like to your life or over the course of...
It doesn't work that way.
I know.
I know you're going to eventually burn them off, but it does, like, maybe it'll register
with some people like, oh, these are unhealthy calories.
My body knows nothing to do with.
And if I don't take care of myself over time, I will get a beer belly.
This story to me is comparable to when they go,
72 million hot dogs are eating in a year.
And I'm like, so?
What do I care about how many hot dogs?
They're eating in a year, and there are millions of people in this country.
So, yeah, that story does nothing.
Okay, but they're just talking five beers Friday night, five beers Saturday night.
That's a lot of beer, huh?
That's average.
That's average.
Okay, now that you're talking to my language, like you're talking specifics.
Oh, okay.
Like, beer is a very fattening thing.
What?
Yeah.
Okay.
Five of them in a night.
Out of alcohol, like beer is going to be, you should go clear, clear alcohol, liquor,
like vodka or something.
I feel like, you know, like Jack and Coke.
Like, that's bad.
Well, because the Coke is bad.
Right.
We're talking alcohol.
No one drinks like straight out of whisk.
I mean, some people do.
Maybe you should.
No.
Five beers.
I mean, that's average.
That's like what I'm hitting.
But that's like drinking five sodas.
No, it's not.
No way.
There's no sugar in beer.
I think Bobby's right.
Yes, but it converts to sugar.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, it does.
So you're telling me this is, this is it.
This could be the root of my problem.
And then it's stored as fat.
And then you get on it and you gripe at me from putting a picture of you online.
Bobby doesn't even drink.
The filter you used.
Oh, the filter I used made you look fat.
Yes, and made you look skinny.
It's that filter that you have.
Stop it.
No, it's not.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Thank you, Amy.
But I will just say, tip, if you're looking to not put on weight by drinking, do like vodka and lemon or lime.
Something like that.
Or just drink a lot of water.
And drink water after every glass of alcohol to stay hydrated.
TMZ, in case anybody cares, says officially that Sean Spicer, if you were into that, has turned down dancing with the stars.
You know why?
Oh, why?
He can't dance.
Like, he was up for it, but I heard he just can't dance.
He's just signed a book deal.
Oh, yeah, I know.
I'm excited about the book deal.
Yeah, Comey signed a book deal, too.
That's what I talked about yesterday.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, two different people.
But I read about both.
We only talked about the Comey one.
It's a good book.
I'll make a prediction.
I will do dancing with the stars in the next three years.
Really?
I think so.
It's been offered to me before, and I wasn't able to do it.
I will do dancing with the stars in the next three years.
I just want to do it because I like to dance.
For no other reason.
I don't think I'm going to get any sort of notoriety from that show.
I mean, sure, you'll get some.
But I have a pretty cool platform here where I can talk to awesome listeners, millions of them.
But I think I'll do it.
I think I'll accept it in the next few years.
What would that look like for us?
Nothing.
Same thing.
I'll just do the show a few days a week out there and a couple of days here.
What if you, like, lose so much weight?
I can't lose that much weight.
He's got nothing to lose.
But I know.
Somehow you always tend to and you're going to dancing like 12 hours a day.
First of all, this is a hypothetical.
I just think in the next three years.
I'm worried about your health.
Thank you very much.
I'll drink five beers, equal it out.
There you go.
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Hope, everybody has a go weekend.
We'll see you back here on Monday.
You can go to BobbyBones.com.
Brandy Clark came by and performed, and it was awesome as a part of Female Friday.
I mean, she's so good.
I hope you go to Bobby Bones.com and check it out.
Also, the video for The Raging Idiots, Chick-fil-A,
but it's Sunday is up.
We're going to go on to do a couple shows,
and I guess we'll catch you back on Monday.
Amy plans?
We have a double date on Saturday night,
me and my husband and another couple,
and then maybe more golf.
I've been told you I've been golfing with my husband.
If my back is better, I may take video.
I do go see my new chiropractor today,
and if it's better, then I will upload some footage of my swing.
Lunchbox?
I don't see.
Oh, you know, I got a date night with the wife tonight.
I went ahead and snagged her some tickets to Faith and Tim.
Oh, yeah.
I'm taking it to the concert.
Snagged her.
He took free ones?
I snagged them.
Yeah.
Let's just put it that way.
Yeah, yeah.
Mr. Romantic over here.
We're going to, Eddie and I are going to do some raging idiots in St. Louis and Madison.
So we'll see you in Missouri and Wisconsin.
And then we'll come back Sunday and we'll be back Monday.
And that'd be it.
We like it whenever we drive the bus back and there's like thousands of people waiting for us.
Like, after the football team wins the,
the championship and the crowd's waiting.
Like when the bus returns to town?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's never happened once.
Where do we meet y'all?
We don't know.
It's never happened.
I mean, station, right?
Yeah.
Waiting on this.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
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