The Bobby Bones Show - Brantley Gilbert & Lindsay Ell Stop By With New Song + Friday Morning Conversation With Mitchell Tenpenny

Episode Date: December 14, 2018

Brantley Gilbert and Lindsay Ell stopped by to World Premiere "What Happens In A Small Town." The Friday Morning Conversation with Mitchell Tenpenny. Amy's kids don't understand the point of making a Christmas list. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. We're transmitting across America. The Bobby Bones show. Good morning, good morning. Welcome to Friday show. Good morning, studio.

Morning. Well, well, well. Amy, how are you? Doing good. How about you? Good. I can't get over this illness. I think I have something just moved in.

You know those commercials? I think it's like Mucinex where those little green guys live inside. And there's like five of them. I think I have like all of Denver of those guys just living inside of me. I cannot shake them. I've switched antibiotics and I've done everything.

Not all natural stuff I just went out and ate some grass in the backyard Like I've done everything That might do it Went from all medicine to all natural But I just cannot get fully better So that's what I'm dealing with But I don't know

You're good, you sick You're sick? I'm not sick at all And I feel bad that you're so sick Like I don't like that for you Like Ryan Seacrest was sick He had the flu What? I didn't get it from him

I don't have the flu But like all the kids All the contestants in American Idol There's like a bug going around So it is like long-lived the grossness up here But I'm done with Idol I go today actually to go I don't know how I'm going to dance

I'm supposed to dance on tour For Dancing with the Stars the Tour Starting tomorrow But I can't breathe the coughing How sexy is that going to be? I mean Probably pretty hot It's like here he gets with the jive

I mean It's fine You're going to do great People will love it Yeah Okay we're going to do the show and I'm going to feel good. We've got a lot of people stopping by today.

I think Mitchell Tenpenny's coming by later on. Brantley Gilbert and Lindsay L are coming by later on in the show as well. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ramundo in weather news, bad weather in the south and Midwest today. Tons of rain, careful on the road. In sports, crazy win for the Los Angeles Chargers last night. In the final seconds, they beat one of the best teams in the NFL, the Kansas City Chiefs, 29 to 28.

You've got to see the highlights. And finally, look to the sky on Sunday. Sunday night, the brightest comment of the year you're going to be able to see it. It's going to zoom past Earth around 1030 Eastern, 930 Central. The movie, the Bobby Bones Show. Kind of cool news. Ray Mundo, our audio producer, got his first car endorsement. Look at this.

Wow. We like to end on a good note here. That's right. You're now doing commercials for a car dealership? Yeah, with Ford, I do have a Chevy. Wait, that's not how you lead the segment. I'm in talks trying to do a trade-in. I do need to swap out the vehicle.

I don't want to drive a different vehicle than what I promote. integrity Absolutely So that's I wanted to match up But I just can't believe I landed a car dealership My girl heard it And she's like, I am so proud of you Out of everything I've done

She's like you landing a car dealership is so huge I'm like Ramo and Debbie Endowment Is that your first ever endorsement on the radio? No, I've had some others I had a hair company randomly I did What do you mean?

Like losing your hair? Yeah, thinning Is what we call it Just trying to get it to thicken up a little bit But I had that for a time I've done Jason Aldean's stuff So I've had some stuff before Are those the two things you've had?

Back in the day, I want to say that I had, what was it, random? It was like a gym? It might have been a gym, but I don't think he's had any other folks. Listen, do you have any audio of this commercial? Yeah, I do. Absolutely right here. This is a little 30-second. Okay, here we go.

Ready? Yep. Here we go. What's up, you guys? It's Ray from the Bobby Bone Show, Ford of Murphysboro. They are awesome. Black Friday sales going on all month long at Ford of Murphysboro. You're good, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're good. I don't even drive a Ford. Wait, no, you shouldn't say that. No, no, no, no, I don't say that. $3,000 more for your trade plus $10,000 off vehicles, like a 2018 F-150.

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Yeah, I was kind of running out of stuff to say at the very end. Yeah, I stretched it. I will say that your spots are great You may be one of the best commercial people in the studio Well, I mean, I do work with people that cut commercials all the time So I've heard good commercials before And then secondly, yeah, you gotta get a Ford buddy I know and do I get free oil changes?

Well, hold on, well, I pump the brakes We're proud of you, Raymondo audio Yeah, you first endorse there Come on. You're driving up here in a big old Ford truck, y'all, watch out for me And it's boys that worked there There he is. I'm proud of you, buddy.

Thank you. And you sound good. Yeah. Amy, your daughter wants a TV in her room. Is that right? Well, yeah, it made it onto her Christmas list. So what happens? Do you give them an option

to write down whatever they want or what? Yeah, well, they've never made a Christmas list before. So, in fact, getting them to do that was sort of a chore in itself because they didn't understand. It's not like they've grown up knowing that you can ask Santa or mom and dad for things. So that was weird to them. So what happened at the orphanage during Christmas? I mean, they celebrated.

They put up a tree and, you know, churches would rally together and send shoe boxes full of things and gifts for the kids. But it was all stuff to really share. And it's not anything they specifically asked for, you know? So how did you explain to them what a Christmas list was? Well, it took a while. In fact, I think my son's still trying to get it down. Like every day, ever since I told him to make a list of things he wants, just every day he tells me he wants these light up shoes. And so every day he tells me, he's like, where are my light up shoes?

I told you I wanted them. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. You make the list and then you see if you end up getting it for Christmas if you're good. Oh, he wanted them right then. Yeah, he goes, but I was good. Where are my light up shoes? Like, it's still, he's still like trying to figure it out. But Stasheera has figured it out.

Like, she's like, okay, I just write down what I want and maybe I'll get it. So Homegirl went strong. She went for the big stuff. She straight up once a TV in her room and a little mini fridge for her snacks. Oh, she wants like a dorm. She wants to go to college. She would never leave her room. I mean, obviously we would make her.

But if we set that up, which we won't, she would live in there. In fact, she told me, she said before she hopes that maybe she doesn't have to work because she'd be really good just watching TV all day and eating snacks. So it's kind of like, I mean, it makes sense to me that she wants a TV. She even showed me exactly in her room where it could hang. and then exactly where the mini fridge could go and I'm like okay yeah no Are you gonna do the TV?

Heck no I never even had a TV in my room until like last year But are you gonna make your kids live by what you? No she does not need no They have a little common area upstairs Where they have their own little TV in their playroom And where they it's like they're They've got their toys and they also have their desks

Where they study like it's their space And they have a TV in there and that is all they need So how about the mini fridge? Will she get that? No. Man, she's getting nothing? Come on. No.

I told her she needs to revise her list. Like, I'm sorry. Santa can't do that. Yeah, but what if Uncle Bobby shows up with a TV and a mini fridge? If you show up with a mini fridge, no wonder she's so excited for you to come over for Haitian night. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to get a recliner that you open and put your beer in the, you know,

like on friends. Yeah. You're right. She's basically lunchbox. It's kind of funny. I mean, she works. Like, she likes to do fun things. She likes to make bracelets and she's got her own thing going where she, like, does more than just watch TV.

But I tell you what? That girl, she loves Netflix. So your son's going to get light up shoes? Well, I don't know. In case he's listening right now, I don't know. Oh, they listen this early? I don't know. Oh, okay.

Okay, never mind. Well, what else does she want? Well, that was She's her best Well, there is this like scooter thing she wants But they both want it So I feel like we'll kind of get that as like a gift they can share That's cool, right?

Like if you've got two kids, they both want the same thing You can just get one and they can share it I think for them it's going to be cool They've never experienced a Christmas before Like this And last year all they got a sleeping bag So it's fine Get her a TV that's also a mini phrase

That'll be awesome Put in the room She literally honestly she responds well to things like and she's worked so hard she really does deserve it but sorry we're just not going to that's a little too much because she would never leave because she would never leave and I want to show her that she's done so well and that she she has earned like gifts but that's too much bob it bon show the latest from Nashville and hollywood morgan number two's thirty-second skinny Alan jackson announced a new tour for 2019 and he's bringing

Randy Houser and William Michael Morgan with him. That'd be good. You know that Randy Houser, by the way, one of the best singers. Like, if you ever just get a chance to hear him sing in his bathroom, because I go to his house sometimes just listen to the door? No, but he really is a really good singer. You ever sing in the shower and think you're actually pretty good? Because I do sometimes.

Where I'm like, man, I'm really rocking it. I like to hear Houser singing the shower. Probably sounds amazing. Yeah, right? It'd be so good. But it'd be cool to see Alan Jackson. And then we haven't heard from Randy Houser in a while. But man, he really is one of the best singers in country music.

All right, what else, Morgan number two? Mitchell Tin Penny has a new album out today called Telling All My Secrets. Here's the number one single off the album called Drunk Me. It's a good one. I like that guy. He's got some good stuff on that record, too. Morgan number two, anything else? Yeah, we've got movies coming out this weekend Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse with 98% on Rotten Tomatoes.

That's a cartoon? Right. Mike D. saw that. And if you don't know, Mike D. is kind of nerdy in his own way. I think I'm a nerd, so what am I going to do? Call somebody else a nerd? But you saw it. Yeah, that was awesome.

Were there a lot of adults in the room? No, it was all kids. You were the only adult? An only adult without kids. There you go. Amy, if you take your kids to a movie, there's one adult man. Yeah, I'm going to be like, what's this dude up to? Yeah, right?

But you liked it? You saw the 98% like that. Yeah, I loved it. All right. What else, Morgan number two? And The Mule is out featuring Clint Eastwood with 65% on Rotten Tomatoes. Surprise, that's not higher. Not because I've seen the mule.

But the previews look so good. And it's Clint Eastwood. You know, that's where he's like running drugs, but he's like an old man. Right? Yeah. Well, there you have it. Morgan number two, is that it? Yep, I'm Morgan number two.

That's the skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So a family fell asleep watching a movie in their townhome in Wisconsin, but their 15-year-old son, luckily woke up, was able to get his 11-year-old sister out and get his mom out safely, and there was flames everywhere. Yes, this 15-year-old went back into the house with fire.

He also called 911, and while firefighters were on their way in the townhome, next door to their townhome, their aunt lived, and she's legally blind. He went and saved her and got her out as well. What do you give him a key to the city or like a PlayStation or what? It's 15. Something like that. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I mean, a lot of the fire chief was saying, you know, you've got to give him a lot of credit for this. He's extremely brave.

Would you do that? Would you run back in the house? With the flames, I honestly don't know because I would be so scared. I think you would if it was family. And now I've seen this as us and like... Oh, this is us, the TV show. Yeah. I know. I stopped watching it before that happened.

Oh, you don't know. Well, we don't want to give anything away. Yeah. Spoiler alert. No, no, I know that was fire. No, no, I know what happened because it doesn't matter. That show's all shot out of sync anyway. Yeah. But Eddie, would you run back in? No, no. I know. I mean, just listen to you guys talk about it.

But for your kid. No. For your kid, you would run back in. But would you run back in for your... Go ahead. Give me another option. Your old aunt. No, the old aunt, you know, she lived a good life. No, stop it.

All right. That is a good story. And he's 15 years old. Man, I bet he's the coolest kid of school now. Probably. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show.

Story of the day. This story comes to us from Arizona. A man has been arrested after he was upset about a traffic camera, you know, taking pictures of his license plate. You run the red light, you get a ticket. So he went and tried to light it on fire so no one would get tickets. Oh, wow. Only problem is it took a picture of his license plate after he parked his car there.

They got a ticket. I went to jail. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones. The Friday morning conversation with Mitchell Tenpenny. I'm a big fan of this guy. Mitchell Tenpenny's coming in the studio right now.

You got an album out. There he is. There is. Come on. There he is. Come on. What up, my friend? Good to see you again.

We are on the radio. There's some headphones you want to What up fellas? Come on in Big party Let me see Mitchell, how are you, bud? Good man, doing all right Seeing you in a couple weeks

Mitchell came out to my comedy show I solved that and you like Did an interpretive dance? He didn't know I was gonna drag him up I actually had texted Mitchell Because Mitchell's a Is the unicorn of You grew up in Nashville

Yeah, born and race Which mostly that doesn't happen Yeah, most people come to Nashville Yeah, for the most part Yeah So I was like hey I figure you're in town It was over Thanksgiving break. And I was like, hey, I'm doing a comedy show.

You should come. And so he came. And then he was in the crowd. And I was like, hey, dude, I was on stage. You didn't think I was going to call you up, right? No, absolutely not. I was enjoying the show. I was laughing.

I was having a great time. And then big old surprise, come up in lip sync. I'm also glad I forgot you were there. Because when my friends were in the crowd, I always put this weird pressure on myself. Like I tried to be, but I forgot you were there, and I felt like the show was pretty good. No, it was amazing. Seriously, we had the best time. Thanks for inviting us.

And I was laughing the whole time. and I had to get up at lip sing. And then again, but you say, be out of your comfort zone, man. I was there. And it was a lot of fun. It turned out of good. If you want to do anything, you know, cool and different, you got to be out of your comfort zone. However, I don't know if he was, if ours thing was cool.

But it had him come up and his voice was a little messed up. And I said, hey, Mitchell, why you come in lip sync to your song. Oh, that's why. Okay. What? Well, I was like, is he lip singing? Yeah, yeah, he was because you're on vocal rest or something at that point? Yeah, I was until today.

Like, now's our trip to the, you know, we're going out. full speed so I was just supposed to take it easy but yeah that was just funny so I called him up and I played the track but I was just dancing behind him like a fool yes doing a little interpretation that's fresh I was fresh off dancing with the stars Amy yeah so you're all your dancing skills super fresh right yeah that's great hey let me ask you about this song by this song drunk me uh this song is this always pitched to other artists yeah I pitched it all over the place and you know it was that one song I felt like someone would cut it and it never happened I was like what's going on why hasn't this happening. But when it came down for the record, it was still there, it just felt right.

That's crazy, huh? Yeah. It's just one of those things, natural. Let me listen. Let me see if I still like it. Hold on this. I still like it. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Who would have thought? I still like it. We did a cool come-together thing, too, and when we were dancing with the two things. We did, because it was a hand, you know, as dancers, Michigan and we're both dancers. Actually, we're not another one of us are dancers. I'm definitely not. So this record is out today, by the way. I was reading this thing where you wrote like almost 60 songs.

and you have to cut it down to... Yeah. I mean, it was probably more like 400 songs, but we ended up, you know, what we said was 60. Yeah, it's crazy. You know, I've been writing for a long time and to make a record. You just kind of figure out where you're at

at this point in life. I'm sure you know, like at this moment. Because last week I wasn't the same person, so you come, you know, you make 11 songs of where you're at and I'm ready to get it out, man. Well, you got 12 on this record. Yeah, we do have 12.

So you just added one today, apparently, because he just went 11 to 12. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, we went 12, yeah. Well, we have a bonus track on certain versions of the record. What was the last song that got added to the record? It was probably Walk Like Him.

My song I wrote from my dad, and it just felt like the perfect way to end the record to pay on much to him because he always believed in this crazy dream. And, you know, that's big when your parents, you know, especially if you want to be a musician, that they give you that opportunity and don't turn you away from it. And I was very blessed out of that parents said, you know, let me figure it out. Let me play some of this, walk like him.

He was better every day trying to make it proud if I said, but I'm trying to walk like. Come on. How good is that? Thanks, man. I may have you play that one later. That's a good one. All right, Mitchell Tenpenny's here. Your voice is good, though, right?

Yeah, yeah, we're fun. I asked like four times. I appreciate that, Bobby. Thank you. I say, because I'm not making him sing if he's not healthy and ready to go. Have my producer ask, I'm asking? They ask back that. I appreciate that, man, but we're good.

Thank you. All right. Mitchell, Tenpenny's here. Can I request? Can I request any song I want? I mean, yeah. Okay. We'll try.

I want to hear telling all my secrets. Okay. Because that's a jam. And if you don't, Mitchell 10 Pennies here, the name of the record is telling all my secrets. And this is a song called Telling All My Secrets. Here we go. Hey guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it.

We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up. And we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listen to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. Come on. Mitchell Tampini in the studio. Come on.

Somebody give me a towel. Come on. Come on that. A towel? Yeah, I'm all sweaty and hot. You know what I mean? Not good, man. Come on. He's got a record out today. It's called Telling All My Secrets. That's a jam, too. It's just good. This is good. And here, you're playing with...

It is right here. It's crazy. I feel sexy, man. That's the goal, right? To make 38-year-old men feel sexy? I think, right? Yeah. I want to feel sexy. Go for it. The Friday morning conversation with Mitchell Tenpenny. All right, he's got a record out today.

He just demolished us all in the studio with a song telling all my secrets. Mitchell Ten Pennies here. Let me run through some of these songs, Mitchell. Let me see which ones I like. Okay. I just started to land, I was like, yeah, I pass. How about this one?

Truck I drove in high school. When did you write this one? Man, that's another old, probably two or three years. Really? Yeah, a bunch of these just kind of, I felt like they stood the test of time for me and these. What was a truck you drove in high school? I had, well, my dad's F-150 that I got at first, which was a 92, I believe, black, but then I got a Mercury

Mountaineer that squeaked like crazy. And so he's named it Squeaky Rafiki. Squeaky Rafiki. That's right. Amy, what did you drive in high school? A 1986 Ford Bronco. Yeah? Ooh, I'm jealous.

With big tires. Well, you guys are also masculine. I would go mudding. Well, look at you. She wins. Amy's a cool thing. That's awesome. Do you still have that car?

No. And I wish I did. I'm so mad. I mean, I would like to find it. If I could, it'd be amazing. Because I sold it for $5,000. Oh, geez. I'll take that. Yeah. Can you find it? Well, I was trying to ask my dad if we had the VIN number anywhere because that would be the best way to find it. So yeah, I guess I could. Is that as cool as my 88 Subaru that cost me $300?

Look car? Did you go mudding? I mean, actually. Like, mudding for me was like a ditch. I couldn't get out of the ditch. It was so small. Here is alcohol. You later. And now we hear it's one. Let me ask you this impossible question. Mitchell Tenpenny's in the studio.

It's a tough question. Can't wait. Well, it's not embarrassing or anything, but if someone says, hey, give me a song that represents you on the record. Like, one song. Which one would you want him to listen to? Exactly. I told you the tough question. That is tough.

You made fun of me. As it represents me, I think Truck I drove in high school. It's the energy that I like to present and what I like, you know, just easy going. I like this one here. I like Chance Worth Taken. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Good ones. I like that one.

Thank you, man. I appreciate that. Records out today. You know, you were talking about this song, Walk Like Kim, which was the last song on the record, and it's a song that you wrote for your dad. I'd like to hear a verse and a course of this song, if you don't mind. Is that cool? You guys know that one? Yeah, yeah. We're figure out. They're like, yeah, we got it. Because if they don't, they're in trouble.

Mitchell, Ten Pinnies in here. His record's called Telling All My Secrets. And so it kind of set the song up for me before you play this. Yeah, man. I mean, I lost my dad of cancer a few years ago, and it's just one of those things that sucks, man. But you're trying to play tough sometimes, and it takes a while to hit. It took a while to hit me, at least. I was driving down the road. We were in our van, and my band was asleep.

I was driving. Something about that loneliness just hit me, and I broke down finally. And it was like, I don't have my dad anymore. But something about that title came up there, and I wrote it on my phone walk like him, you know, being like actually, my mom, you say I walk like him, ten and two, like my feet, but actually walking like him, how he lived his life. And I wrote it, and it ended up, you know, it just felt like the right thing to end the record with you know pay homage to him but also send the record off on a little you know

somber new love that love it's track 12 on the record it was you told us earlier it was the last song you added to the record yeah it was the last song of the year to write that year too and I wasn't going to go that right I didn't feel like my manager's like get your butt up you're going to that going to that right and I'm glad I did because um you know it just completed this record for me let me let me get a verse of course this is walk like him from Mitchell 10 penny hey guys so because of licensing rules we can't play anything with music on this iHeart radio channel or podcast anymore but you can't go to bobby bones.com

to see it we hate that we had to take it down wasn't our decision but just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible so go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now and thank you for listen to the show and sorry about all the legal stuff that's awesome dude that's really it's really special come on well my friend you know i'm a big fan thank you bobby yeah like you as a person too and that's like you don't go for everybody i'd be with you. I appreciate dude. Same, man. Some people come in sing like Angel and I'm like, no, not they're good a dude. Right, Eddie?

Yep. But not Mitchell. Oh, hey, Eddie, I didn't see back there, brother. I got the pizza hat out. I love it. I took two, too. Don't worry. From where did you guys get those hats? The radio? Yeah, CMA remorse, yeah. See, you just like us. See, Eddie, stars are just like us.

I'd take all the brief stuff. Of course. Mitchell Tempeny. You've got a record out today. It's called Telling All My Secrets. My Friend, it is really good to have you in this morning. Man, thank you, Bobby, for everything, brother. I hope you have a million sales today. Melvin's like in sync style. Like a million.

They're like, what just happened? Dang. That would be crazy. All right, Mitchell Tenpenny, check out the record and we'll come back in a second here on the show. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. If getting a good night's sleep is important to you as it is, to me, there's nothing worse than those random nighttime noises that can keep you awake. Someone snoring nearby or late night road work or the dog in the backyard next door barking.

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The end. Well, all of a sudden, there's this guy named Ted who's working for the public waterworks department. He's going through and he's like, hey, what is this ring? Finds a ring, tracks her down nine years later. He apparently found it just 400 feet from their house. Just like sitting in a pipe. Wow. That's so crazy.

And that she got it nine years later. Right? And by the way, I would clean that thing. It's been in a toilet pipe for so long. I would put it through every cleaning thing you could possibly put it through. But she has it. And so she has it back. It's been thoroughly cleaned.

And she's wearing the original. The same ring that she lost nine years ago. Love it. And this guy also could have kept the ring, by the way. And he didn't. Like, you can just find a ring. You can keep the ring. There you go.

I mean, you're not supposed to keep the ring. But he could have kept the ring very easily. There you go. all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Over to Amy with the Morning Corny. Here we go. The Morning Corny.

Who is Santa's favorite singer? Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elphus Presley. That's pretty good. According to a new survey, about 70% of millennials believe that they'll be millionaires. Hey Morgan number two, you're a millennial, huh? Yeah, I am. He could be a millionaire?

No, you know, I hope I could, but no, I don't really see that happening. Morgan number two is 25. She's our head of digital. Two-thirds of them say they'll be worth seven figures by the age 40. Go ahead. Okay, so worth seven figures. I was wondering what their definition of becoming a millionaire, or what is the official definition? Is it if in one year you make a million dollars?

I don't know. I don't even know the definition of whatever it would be. I would just say if you have a million dollars, you're a millionaire. Okay. That's what I would say. All right, gotcha. I don't even think kids know how to make money. Like, I was reading this thing about how they're going to schools and they go, hey, kids, what do you want to be when you grow up?

And they're like, I want to be a YouTube star or Instagram influencer. But that's like us when we were kids being, I want to be a pro baseball player. Like people do it. Yeah. But it's such a small group of people that can actually do it and make money. Do your kids struggle with that aim? No, not yet. They don't say YouTube star

influencer. What do they want to be when they grow up? Police, they say they're police officer or doctor. Those are the two answers I've heard, which I'm okay with. Eddie, you have a couple kids? Where do they want to be?

So my 10-year-old, he knows he wants to be a movie director, like 100%. That's what he's going to do. And the little five-year-old, I don't think he has a clue. He wants to be a fighter? I mean, he is kind of a fighter. He's probably going to be a comedian or something. some sort because he's just really funny.

Oh, is he funny? Oh, yeah. He cracks all of us up, like all the time. We're eating dinner and he'll just say something and we'll just all laugh. Here's a study that says people who are always late or more successful and live longer. Huh, interesting. You just say it's interesting because I'm never late. Ever.

Ever. But who are more successful? I don't know. I mean... Well, you're definitely more successful than we are. And Amy and I was late. I am not in the Eddie category Well, you're in the middle

Fine, I'll take the middle But I'm not all the way Eddie It says if you're always late And you may annoy everyone with your tardiness But according to science, you'll likely live longer And be more successful. I think it's... Oh, go ahead.

Go ahead. Well, I was going to say, I think it's because a lot of times we're late, it's because we're optimistic thinking that we're going to be on time and we're hoping for the best because that's what we do. We hope for the best, we're optimistic. And therefore, more optimistic people

live longer because we're happier. Yeah. Okay, you two need to chill out a little bit. You're always late. It's true. People who are always late are less stressed, not worried about deadlines, and are generally more relaxed. Yeah, like, calm down, chill out. Okay, but calm down, chill out doesn't make more success.

No, I don't need to get, like, five gray hairs trying to get to work. And, Bunch, do you want to make a decision stressed out or chilled out? I just want to be able to make a decision, and to make a decision, you got to show up on time and prove that you're worthy of making that decision. show up on time. You show up like 30 minutes early. Going anywhere with Bobby, you have to like circle the parking lot a hundred times so you can't walk in so early. It's embarrassing. What do you mean? You mean you have to show up early? No. I don't know why I was seeing this the other day, but we went to that event at that

really swanky house and like Little Big Town was performing. And we got there so early. We literally drove down this road and pulled in someone else's driveway and we sat there and waited until we go. Yeah. Yeah, we waited to go in. And you know, We know what? We weren't late and we were respectful of their time. And so what if we got there? We got to listen to the radio. It's fun night. Yeah. Why are you still thinking about that?

I don't know why I thought of it. It was a long time ago. But it just, I actually was laughing out loud when I thought of it. And I'm like, is this what my life would be like if I was like, Bobby? I would just get places early and awkwardly wait and parking lots nearby. You would get places early and you would never disrespect anyone's time. And they would be like, you know what's a real respectful Amy? We like her.

Yeah, that's all I'm saying. Speaking of being respectful of the time, Brantley, Gilbert, and Lindsay L. They're here, and they're coming in. They're early. I love this about them. Brantley, Gilbert has a new song, and Lindsay L is on the song,

and they're going to come in. We'll talk to them in just a second. So, yeah, we've got some guests coming by. So, should we start making people take their shoes off before they come in? Like when guests come over to the house? Well, that'd be a funny thing to do on the show. And see how they all react?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, don't tell them, but like, hey, Bobby has a thing. you can't wear your shoes in the studio. And everybody that comes in, wouldn't that be a funny joke? Yeah, maybe when we get our new studio, we start doing it. Oh, yeah, new studio is going to be awesome. I know.

So, like, everybody take your shoes off at the door. Everybody take your shoes off. All right, Brantley Gilbert and Lindsay L. coming in next. On the Bobby Bones show now. Brantley Gilbert. All right, Brantley is walking in the hallway right now. I haven't seen Brantley.

I saw Brantley in Los Angeles. We did the show for Veterans Day. But he hasn't been on the show in a while. Hey, there's Brantley Gilbert. There is Lindsay L. Together. Look at this. Come on there.

You guys grab a seat over there. Brantley, how are you, bud? I'm awesome, brother. How are you? Good to see you, dude. I'm sorry to get up with you yesterday. I was running around like a crazy person. Oh, you're good.

Brantley texted me is like, I'm going to text you tomorrow. Can I do an impression of you to you? Yeah. But I was like, I'm going to text you tomorrow. Now I got no text. And I was like, what happened to Brantley? I texted this morning before I'm usually up. That says something.

What time you wake up normally? 11. A.m.? Yeah. Man, that would be the life. I was telling Eddie the other day. She'll is. I said, Eddie, if I could wake up at one time, what time did I say I wake up?

11. 11. I said, that's my dream time to wake up. Yeah, man, but you got to work until 3 or 4 in the morning. I'm okay with that. I have no problem with that. I wake up at 3 in the morning. It's brutal.

That is brutal. I'm usually still awake. Although, Lindsay Ellis here, everybody, Lindsay Ellis here is here. Hi, guys. Long time I see. And the reason you guys are here together is, you have a head, put some headphones on so you can hear this. Brantley Gilbert has a new song called What Happens in a Spitz. small town and Lindsay L.

is also on the song as well. Here we go. So many questions about this. Brantley. First of all, you got a new music out. Yes, so you got this. So, like, what's going on with the music? Man, we've been working on the record for almost two years now.

Two years. Yeah, man. Why does it take so long? Why two years? Because I'm micro-write. Do you? I circle back about 15 times. I recorded the whole record without looking at a lyric. sheet. So I knew these. How long ago did you write this song?

Actually, not long ago. I turned, you know, what I had of the record into Scott Borchetta, and, you know, we had this routine that we go through when we're getting ready to put out a record, and, you know, everybody has to say it. It's a team environment, you know, and he said, you know, he said, dude, I love the body of work is amazing. He said, the songwriting's great. He said, we have singles on it. I just don't know if I have the single. Like the first one to lead it off with, like the big one. Right.

The one that makes people go, boom, that's the one. Of all the songs that you want to already have. Okay. Right? So then what do you do? I called Rhett and Brock, and we headed out on the road. My wife and son stayed at home, and we took an hour and went out on the road and came up with this thing. And, man, I got to tell you, it was leaning towards a duet the whole time.

And it was just off to the races. So Brantley and Lindsay L. Let me play some of this here. We'll bring Lindsay in the conversation. Is that you playing guitar? It is. It is? So you sang, you let her play guitar on you in the record?

Hell yeah, Brad, you did. Yeah, she actually played guitar on a few of my dumb records. Yeah. Here we go. So, Lindsay, how do you get the call from Brantley to do this record? I got the call from Scott Borchetta, actually. And it was one of the coolest moments to be like, yeah, I definitely want to be a part of this song with Brantley. And then going in the studio, being able to record, you know, my vocals and guitar with Dan Hoff was like a crazy bucket list moment for me.

And I remember I was playing the solo and Dan was like guitar teching for me. And he was like moving knobs on the amp while I'm playing. And I'm like, what is happening right now? One of my guitar legends is basically my guitar tech right now. And so the next day, Dan sent me a text and he's like, man, I got to tell you, Lindsay, for a jaded guitar player like me, your guitar solo was really inspired. So I was like, well, if Dan Hoff Nevers is another word to me, then that's pretty cool. So why would you have the head of the label call, Lindsay? Is it because you don't want her to say no to you?

Yeah, pretty much. That's what I would wonder. Like, she says Scott Borchetta called, who's the head of the... So if he calls her, like, I would just think you'd pick up the phone. Like, I know both of you guys pretty well. Never together. I don't think we've ever all three hung out together. No.

All three of us have been romantic, but, you know. But hey, there's the first time for everything, guys. Right, right, right. So, but that's it, right? So you tell Scott and you say, hey, I would like Lindsay to be on the song. Dude, I don't blush. He just made me blush. Yeah, we were actually having the conversation, you know,

and of course, when it's my first duet, you know, guy, girl, duet. This is your first, really? Yeah, and, you know, I feel like we wanted it to be special. It had to be the right person. So how does this work? Does she get paid to do this, or does she just volunteer her time? I'll pay her whatever she was. All right.

Right, well then. So when you recorded a duet, like were you guys in the studio at the same time? Did you cut yours and then she comes in after? Like, how does that work? Yeah, I had cut my part with Dan. And honestly, I was trying to FaceTime Dan and call Dan during the whole session. Which I had no idea. So they're talking in another room and I'm in the booth singing vocals.

Killing it. And he was, man, he was stoked about it. He was like, this is going to be amazing. Dude, he said, her playing is incredible. And we knew that about it. That was another reason it was so. appealing is she's not just a voice, she's not just a pretty face, like she can

shred. I mean, you know that. It's funny that everything, Bradley goes, you know. Well, so here's a thing. Go ahead, Braley, go ahead. The strange is spain, you know what? Me and you're talking about. And I was going, you know, when the whole idea came up, I was like, man, I need

to call Bobby. I was like, surely you'll know this is on a professional level, you know. So I feel like we might need to reset this for anybody listening. Okay, Linda and I used to date a long time ago. long I got to wait at a year. Yeah, just over a year ago, yeah. So, yeah, we're all good.

I'm not mad at you. So that's why Brantley keeps going. You know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. Yeah, yeah. You know. I hear you.

Brantley Gilbert here, Lindsay Ellis here. They have a new duet. And let's do this. I want to play a duet. See if you can name who sings it. All right. It's pretty easy. That's fun.

All right. You like games, Brantley? Some, now. I quit third grade because of reset. Yeah. All right, Braley, can you name the two people on this song here? Islands in the stream. Lindsay?

Kenny and Dolly? There you go, correct. All right, let's do this one. How about this one right here? Thank God you're here. Hey, we're here for each other. How about picture? Who sings with Kid Rock on Picture?

Oh, you know this. Sheryl Crowe. There you go. There you got this one. I'm afraid if he gets nothing wrong, he's going to punch me. I'm not violent. I know, but I'm scared. Any more.

Right. We'll do one more. More. Brantley, who sings It's Your Love? Oh, that's Tim and Faye. All right, there you go. Lindsay. Who sings Whiskey Lullaby? Brad Paisley and Allison Krauss.

There it is. We'll do one more. I don't know to go to Brantley anymore. I'm just going to Lindsay. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Oh, my gosh. Do you know the two here? Alan Jackson and who sings with them? Who's?

Here we go. Oh, Bramley knows it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're perfect duet partners. We got each other. Have you guys sang it live yet? Have you guys done this song yet?

We haven't had the opportunity. That's going to be cool, huh? I'm really excited. We're shooting, well, you know, the video. The video is, it brings a whole song to life, and I'm really excited for everybody to get to see it too. Well, listen. Brantley Gilbert and Lindsay L. Brantley has a new song called What Happens at a Small Text.

It's out today, and then they're going to have this, and when did you get more? All these songs you already know. Man, the label keeps saying second quarter, I keep saying first, and I'm saying it on the radio, so it's documented. They all groaned. When you just said that, everyone on your team is grown. But you're saying next year, at some point, you have a record ready to go. For sure. First or second quarter.

I'm supposed to say second quarter. Will you still, are you going to tour? We are. I think maybe on the, you know, starting around April. What quarter shall that be in, Brantley? Which quarter? I don't know what quarter. It is.

End of the second quarter. I'm lost at this point. But we actually have talked about, we're kind of teasing it a little bit, but we've talked about getting on the road together and doing some things. So, stoked about that. Then you can come out and sing the song. Exactly. That'd be perfect.

That'd be perfect. There you go. Brantley Gilbert, you know, it's always good to see you. You too, brother. And, man, I got to tell you, the dancing with the stars. thing. You didn't watch that. My mother-in-law. He kept me, gave me play-by-play and said you did awesome. There's a trophy right there. I won the whole, right, show him that. I won the whole thing.

That's a nice trophy. Isn't it? It's crazy. How about that? Exactly. Champion. Yeah. King dingling and dancing. What I'm calling me. That's right. That's right. That's my name. You never thought I'd be dancing, did you? No. She showed me one of them. I was, I was. I. I got to say, man, you got some moves. Yeah, I developed some moves over many hours, yes. I'd snap an ankle, me.

Yeah, I almost did. Okay, listen, we're going to let you guys go. Brantley, Gilbert, Lindsay L. Brantley has a new song, what happens in a small town. It's out today. We played it. We'll play it again next hour, and it is good to see you guys. Good to see you.

Good to see you. Hey, me anything you'd like to say before they leave. You're clapping already, but go ahead. No, I can't wait to see the video because Lindsay said it brings the song to life. So I'm ready for that. All right, thank you guys, and we'll come back in a second. All right, so I should make a statement about this Dancing with the Star stuff.

Because apparently I'm the reason that the show is not having spring season. I've canceled the show, basically, if you read all the reports online. Eddie, have you seen this? I did. I read a couple stories that were pretty funny. I laughed out loud when I read them. Okay, before I kind of tell you what really happened, you tell me what you read. So I read that the breaking news was that Dance with the Stars will not be having a show in the spring,

which is the first time they've done that since, like, 2000. Okay, and why? And then they say go on to say that the reason why is because it was the last show was a controversial show with Bobby Bones winning the mirror ball. Yeah, I said, here's one too. Dancing with the Stars, shocker. ABC skipped spring cycle. And then it goes into how it's probably because there was an uproar by the viewers because I won. And I'm telling you, there's like 50 of these stories.

And this is so not true. Dancing with the Stars didn't do a full spring show last year because American Idol's on. And so American Idol takes the place. The only thing Dancing with the Stars did last year, they did a smaller sports season. Athletes, it was very short. That's the only thing they're not doing

is this very shortened season. But I'm getting blamed. The final results cause an uproar among Dancing with the Stars' viewers, prompting many fans to call for a change to the show's voting structure. And it just goes on and on how the show is actually canceled because of me. Some people were on my Instagram going,

I hope you're happy, people don't have jobs. Oh my goodness. And I'm like, what is happening here? Come on. First of all, I won the show Fair and Square. Second of all, I didn't cancel the show because of me. American Idol came on. It took most of that spring slot, and they're just not going to do a mini-season. That's the only difference. But I'm getting hammered online.

I mean, they're blaming you on ruining the show. They're blaming me on canceling a network show, Eddie. You understand this? Apparently, I have the power to cancel a network show. Pretty funny. By the way, we knew well beyond this announcement that it wasn't going to be back during the spring. I think pretty much everybody knew they just happened to announce it. But no, if you read the internet, I'm the one that cancel Dancing with the Stars for the spring season.

That's the uproar that it caused. Everybody's tagging me. Everybody's angry with me. Oh, not everybody. I'm just trying to have a Merry Christmas. I got to go dance on tour tomorrow, which I was really looking forward to. and now I probably can get booed since I canceled the show. Oh, wow, I didn't think about the timing of this story and now you're on tour.

Yeah. I mean, Columbia, South Carolina, on the Dancing with the Stars Tour, they're going to be like, and here he is. The reason you will not get to watch it, March, April and May. Which, by the way, American Idol is that reason. Now, I'm a part of American Idol. That's where I've been the last few days. I've got to tell you about this American Idol, and there's not too much I can say right now. But I did Hollywood Week, which meant I would stay up all night.

So do the radio show, then I go and shoot, and then we stay up all night, get about an hour sleep, and do it again. And so, and you've seen it on television where, like, they go into, like, a hotel and they do all their dances. Do you guys remember that stuff? Yes. Yeah. In Hollywood week?

Okay. So I actually experience it, right? And I'm going through it with all the contestants, and it's done now, which is why I can talk about it a bit. And then they go up and they do their group performances because they all, like, get in these groups, I'm telling you, these contestants, they're forgetting lyrics left and right. I was so frustrated. Like, they would just nail in a practice and get up on the stage and they would just forget the

lyrics. So when you're frustrated, how do you react to them? Well, one group tried to sell me out. So I'm mentoring and I'm trying to give them advice. And this one group gets together and they sound terrible. They're doing this song and they sound terrible together. And I'm like, guys, I don't think this is a song for you. If you want to keep it, keep it, but I always suggest you go look at the board and pick another song.

And so they do. And they sing it and they're nailing it in practice. They nail up the next morning. They get on stage, and Luke and Katie and Lionel are there, and it's four of them or five of them. And they all forget the words to the song. And pretty much they're just going, no, no, no, no, and it's so awkward, right? And Luke goes, have you guys ever heard that song before? And Amy, they look at him and go, well, we were told to change it.

Oh. Oh, and I'm sitting in the crowd, and I'm about to jump up on stage. And yeah, we had another song, and we were told. They tried to sell me out. Mm-hmm. So that's what I've been dealing with. People forget on their lyrics. But oddly, you start to get close to these contestants.

And you start rooting for them. And, like, there's like a hundred of them. I don't even know all their... Yeah, that's going to be hard because you're, like, not even down to the... I know. No, no. I think last night they ended up cutting it down to, like, 50 or so. So, but that's where we are on that stage.

So between Dancing with the Stars getting canceled because of me, and people forgetting lyrics because of me. And then me being sick, it's been a rough run for your boy here, you know? Dang. Just trying to have Merry Christmas. I got to go dance on tour. I don't know any of the dance I'm supposed to do on this live tour. You got to get on that.

I haven't any time. My aunt and my cousin are going to come see you in Birmingham. Oh, by that time I'll know him. It's just the one of South Carolina. I'm probably just going to be like, what up? Oh, okay. I'm just going to do jazz hands the whole time. Yeah.

All right. Anything else you want to be caught up on? I feel like it's been a pretty hectic last few days. Amy, anything? No, I'm good. Okay. Because we have guests coming in. Unless you've met a contestant that you want to marry, we're good.

No. Or date? No. Not a thing. I don't think I can. Isn't that like dating a patient? I don't know. Like a psychiatrist?

Did you like, did you sign something? Isn't there like mentor confidentiality or you promise that if you teach them that they can't, you can't date them? Don't know? No. But no, I did not find a contestant. It's not the bachelor slash American Idol yet. Are you part of the crew like officially because those pictures, you know, Those pictures you post of you and Lionel and Luke and Katie, that looks awesome, dude.

It looks official. You're like part of American Idol and it's amazing. I think I'm pretty part of the crew, right? Like I'm not in the promo shots. I wasn't able to do the auditions because I was still doing Dancing with the Stars. But I have to go do a whole thing where I'm doing television promo where going, hey, I'm coming on American Idol. I'm part of the group. So, I mean, they're treating me like I'm my own producer.

That's awesome. So it's somewhere in the middle of like last year whenever I was on to do guest hits and then I'm not Luke and Katie and Lionel So it's something in the middle But yeah, I guess I'm part of the crew I'm official Props man, I love watching your Instagram

It just looks awesome Get your bones on Bobby Bones show Hello This is Toby Bones Hey Bob, how you been, Bob? What's up, buddy? How you doing? Oh, nothing.

I was listening to song a minute ago You know, don't let the old man in Yeah Like, how did you end up writing this song for this movie? I played Pendle Beach every year with Steve Stricker in that golf tournament. Clint's been there for years, so he's kind of the mascot ambassador. So I got to know him a little bit, and after two or three years, he sent me an invitation to come to Hama, who one he owns?

And I was his partner three days, and I told him I was his birthday coming up Monday, and he said, what are you going to do to celebrate? He said, I'm going to go work on that movie for three months. and I said, What keeps you going? And he said, I've tried the old man in. So I don't know, man this morning after I said.

Tell me about it, because I've seen the previews. Tell me what the movie's about, like, normal person and normal person. Story about a guy from Indiana that was 80-something years old 88. Claim to fame was he was friended in the New York Times that he made these lilies or something. He didn't point with him, you know. Check him because they've got Toby Keith on with us. Hey, what's Clinties would like, though, like hanging out? The real nice guy, man.

I mean, he's real laid back. He's funny. He's tarded. You know, I love that he's been with the same to do, and he really doesn't have, you know, a lot of people work for a lot of different, whatever, but he kind of gets to go about and do his own thing. And a gentleman, and he's an all-dayer.

Guy will get up in the morning, play golf all day, and then host his event until midnight. I mean, he'll do it. All right. Toby keeps on with us. Now, the movie we're talking about is called The Mule. That's where Toby's going to go and watch. The song is, Don't Let the Old Man in. And Toby's singing it.

Toby wrote it. Toby, it's good to talk to you, my friend. We don't see each other enough. Well, come out, see us. You used to come out and jam with us once in a while. You still doing that? I'm just trying to, like, pay my mortgage right now, so I'm doing everything to survive. Brother, God plead.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So vitamin Water is holding a new contest where they're going to pay someone $100,000 to give up their smartphone all of next year. And you're going to have to take a lie detector test at the end to prove that you stuck to the rules. Every single person I know would give up their smartphone for a year. Heck yeah. I think even if you only make it...

Way, way, way, way less. Yeah. Even if you only make it six months, which if you've gone six months, you might as well go another six, they're going to pay you $10,000. Okay. I know most of my friends would give... Except for the work part of it where you have to be connected because of work. Right.

Like, they would give it up for a year for $10,000. Because they will hook you up with what they call a 1996-era cellular telephone that you can use for phone calls. So, lunchbox. Lunchbox already lives this life. Yes. Yes. I would do it. I think we would all do it.

But you know what? For $100,000, we're getting a lot of free promotion out of this because we're talking about it right now. Yeah. And pretty much to enter, all you got to do is post on Twitter or Instagram and say how you would use your year if you didn't have your smartphone. like you'd save a bunch of time and use the hashtags, no phone for a year and contests. Entries are due by January 8th. Well, okay, there you have it.

Yes, I would do it. We would all do it the end, right? Would anyone not do it? Yeah, I'm in. For $5,000. What am I giving up? Instagram, okay. Yeah.

You know, Amy, you speak of that. I want to delete Facebook. Okay. But I don't want to delete Instagram. So you can do that. But they're owned by the same person. But that's okay. it's kind of not though it's the same like you almost have to do both no no no no no no they're very

different very different it's like you want to remove yourself from a family but you only kick one brother out you keep a sit i don't know they're yeah but facebook didn't found instagram facebook bought instagram but they're still anyway my point is i was going to delete facebook but i could i was like why why would i don't have to leave instagram i love instagram i love into stories i don't even love instagram that much i don't even care that much of my feed. My main feed. I don't even care that much. Yeah, sometimes I put pictures up maybe once every day. Sometimes I'll be like two or three. I just love Vince's stories. I can like

talk to the people all the time. Sometimes I'm like a story machine and then I go radio silent for three days. And then I'm like all about the stories. That's you're right. I know, but I wish I was more consistent and I just had like a steady flow of stories instead of like when I'm all in, I'm all in and then I'm like, oh, I haven't posted it in a while. And you know what's

funny too? We feel like, like Amy, you think we noticed that? We don't. Nobody cares. We don't. I know. I never sit around and go, why hasn't Amy posted in like 18 hours? No, not at all. Post however much you want. You're right. Nobody hears. What else? Okay, so there's a cereal feud happening.

Like cereal that you eat. Okay. Okay. General Mills and Kellogg's. So what happened is back in January, General Mills released a serial mashup called Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes. Even though they don't own Frosted Flakes, Kellogg's does. So Kellogg's just got revenge and they've

announced, coming soon, honey nut frosted flakes and I gotta say sounds really good but they don't own honey nut Cheerios no no no this is the lamest feet I've ever heard of General Mills owns it I know I've just sitting here to run through all the fudes that I've ever heard of

and this might be the wimpiest feet I've ever heard of cereals fighting each other through flavors I mean it took them a year to come up with this revenge almost that's all I came up with they're like sitting in a boardroom they're like terrible battle rappers That's a slowest. Honey nut, frosted flakes.

Okay, so I have the scenario for the perfect Christmas, and this is after a lot of research. So if you can plan this out, this will give you, like, the best Christmas odds ever. First of all, you need to wake up at 7.56 a.m. That's the ideal time to get up Christmas morning. Also, if you can happen to be in four inches of snow, that's awesome. Then you need to have one real Christmas tree,

seven presents under it for you, and you need to be able to watch five Christmas movies, have as many family members present as possible, and eat dinner at 2.33 p.m. boom. Well? I know, I know. I'm already thinking that Bobby's like, well. I'm about over 11 there. My Christmas is not going to be good.

I thought of that. And I was like, shoot. I'm actually looking forward to Christmas. I just need a break. Like, I know you guys feel bad for me because I don't like going anywhere. I'm not doing anything. But I actually, I don't feel bad for me.

I'm feeling pretty good. I am so tired just generally because of the last six months between Dance With the Stars and American Idol and I'm tired in a great way. Like I'm so lucky to be this tired. But for the first time I'm just pooped. Like I'm going to do a few shows

on the Dancing with the Stars tour this weekend. But I'm just, I'm done. I need a break. Like a long... I'm glad you recognize that. I need a break. I need a girlfriend. And a smoke.

Wow. Yeah, right. I've never smoked my life. That's all. He comes back a smoker. Like, what happened? That's so weird. Ew.

I know, and I just coughed. I've just been sick for so long, too. You know, I was, I drink this coffee medicine, right? And I don't drink it very often because it has codeine in it. And so while I'm working, I can't take the coffee medicine because it makes me loopy. But it's about the only thing that will keep me from coughing right now. And so, like, this is hardcore stuff. And so I take it and I just lay in bed and just giggle.

And then I wonder, does it? I was like, is this what it's like whenever like you're like high? Because it's awesome. Yeah, I mean, codeine. Yeah, hydrocodine. Mm-hmm. It's up there. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, are you taking like a fourth a cup? How much you take? No, but I'm telling you, it doesn't take much for me since I don't really ever, like I don't drink alcohol. I don't. So it's like I just lick the bottle and I'm like, but I'm not coughing. Oh, geez. Anyway, all right.

Is that it, Amy? Yeah, I made me that's my pile. What's up? What's up? Why are you acting funny? No, nothing. Did you get me what we were talking about off the air? No.

I don't want to talk about it. We were talking about Christmas presents. I just say this. A few people have got me the same exact gift, and I don't want to make a public. Who are these people? I don't want to say because then they'll know. My point is, five different people have gotten me the same exact gift,

which I thought was very nice of them to do. And it's a perfect gift, but they've all given me the same exact thing. Like, really good friend people? Pretty good friend, yeah. Oh, okay. And so I don't want to post it on like social media and just be like, thank you to this person because four other people come me the same exact gift. So it's kind of a weird place. Why did you get me that gift?

No. No, I don't want to talk about it. It's fine. She's not weird, though. I know, right? Right before we went on the air, she was like, what? And so we were about to hop on the air and okay. Well, listen, we have to, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I was just talking about it off the air. I know. I'm not sassy. You kind of been sassy with me all show. What? Can't be sassy with me all show. What? I have? Oh my gosh. Because I called you out on one comment and you're holding on to it. No, I'm not. That's it. Have a good weekend. Amy, what's going on with you?

Nothing. I'm just hanging out of the house as the kids. Like, we're going to go do some shopping. They want to buy Christmas presents for like Papal and their Mama Bee and their Papa Bee. So just stuff like that. Who's Mama Bee and Papa Bee? That's my husband's parents. And then my dad is Papal. Why the B? Their last name's Brown Oh, got it And then they had grandkids way before That they've called them Mama Bee and Papa Bee

For, you know, 20-something years So they've always been Mama Bee and Papa Bee Your kids just call them whatever else is called them And then my dad's first grandkid Came up with Papal and it just stuck So that's just what it is Hmm interesting I'm going to Columbia, South Carolina

To dance tomorrow on the Dancing with the Stars Tour And I have a bad cough And I'm taking medicine I'm trying to get better I would cough to let you hear how dirty it is But our listeners don't want to hear that Just give us some some something Oh my goodness

Like I felt that one I felt it Ew I've been fighting that for a It's dirty Dirty cough Dirty cough I mean

Yeah Yes you need to get that fixed Amy I'm trying I've been I've been You know Everything I could do I've been doing it I've done all the enemas

I've done Enimas Are not gonna fix that Oh they're not That's why dude Yeah, wrong hole. Oh, boy. So I'm Charleston, South Carolina.

I'm going to Alabama. I'll be in Augusta, Georgia. I have all these Dancing with the Stars tour dates, and then everybody thinks I canceled Dancing with the Stars because I won the show. And I didn't. It probably is your fault a little bit. It probably is, I know.

I broke the show. E-News had done a thing on their Instagram a couple days ago. They were like, Dancing with Stars was not coming back for the spring season. I already knew that. Before the end of the show, I knew, because I'm on American Idol,

which is on in the spring. And so, but they put it. a picture of Sharna and I is the main picture and everyone's like, yeah, because this idiot won. And I wrote on there, I broke the show. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It got, a lot of stuff happened on that feed, on that E-News feed.

Oh, oh, great. Probably shouldn't have written that. Did you see me do that, Mike Dee? Yeah. Probably shouldn't have done that in retrospect wasn't the wisest move. They're not going to, by the way, they're not going to cancel a whole show because someone won the show that a select few people didn't like.

But by the way, that most listeners voted for, viewers voted for because I won. Whatever, they can grab on knees. You know what I mean? Merry Christmas. Dang. I don't know. Got them. What's up? I like that.

Okay. Thank you very much. All right. I'm going to go. Have a good weekend. Have a good weekend. Eddie, have a good weekend. Thank you, bones. You too. Yeah, good luck dancing. Have a good weekend. Thank you, everybody. We'll see you. Bye, everybody. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show.

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