The Bobby Bones Show - Brett Eldredge In Studio for Joy Week + Pimpin Joy For Hurricane Relief + Amy Hits A Car

Episode Date: August 29, 2017

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We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. Come on, Bobby. Good morning, welcome to Tuesday's show. Thank you for being here. We encourage you as the week continues to move on. There's a lot of crazy stuff happening out there right now. Find the joy where you can.

Give where you can. And maybe it's a little, maybe it's a lot. Maybe it's not right now, but you make a note. When you can, you do. So that's what the week's all about. Later on, Brett Eldridge will be coming into the studio. Brett Eldridge will perform for an hour today. These artists are volunteering their time to bring joy to you guys.

Yesterday it was Marin Morris. Can I get a hallelujah? Some love it where we are. Come on, studio. Boy! You can watch Marin from yesterday up at bobby bones.com. So, Brett Eldridge today, let's get rolling. The Bobby Bones Show.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. The Anheuser-Bush brewery stopped bottling beer this week to bottle drinking water to ship to areas hit by Hurricane Harvey. More than 50,000 cans of emergency drinking water were packed up to be sent on, and they're going to ship it to Baton Rouge, and then from there, onto the families, all in the areas that have been affected by the hurricane and the flooding. Wow.

So they just stopped bottling beer. That's awesome. So Anheuser-Busch, I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. Harvey is expected to make landfall again east of Galveston, they're saying, late tonight or tomorrow.

It then is going to weaken into a tropical depression over Louisiana and head north. Houston could still have two to three more days of rain. Authorities are still trying to rescue thousands of people stranded from the flooding. 12,000 National Guard of men deployed to rescue stranded citizens. The first military plane transporting evacuees landed in Dallas yesterday to help out go to Red Cross.org. So it's Joy weekend Brett Eldridge in an hour and a half to play. And let me say this. We raised $50,000 for St. Jude yesterday and had to make the decision.

What do we do? shifted that if you buy Pimp and Joy stuff now, it will go toward Hurricane Relief. We don't keep any of the money. I just want to say that again because people always ask, and I don't want to answer every single Facebook question that pops up on the page. And if you see someone else asking, you can tell them, like, we don't keep any of the money. It's not our money. That's your money that you're giving away.

And so if you want a T-shirt, a Pimp of Joy hoodie, a baseball tea, bobbybones.com, and it will go toward Hurricane Relief. Now, that being said, I think we're, and I'll look, I think we're close to $100,000 in Hurricane Relief as of right now on Tuesday morning. And we have the strongest voice of any group amount of listeners I've ever seen in my life. I used to say top three. And I was serious, but we have the strongest voice. And if you don't have the money to buy a shirt, that's totally cool. And I get it.

And that was a lot of us. So if you can pop five bucks over to St. Jude, 10 bucks to St. Jude, do that. Not St. Jude, but Hurricane Relief. Or even St. Jude. Yeah, so Pimp and Joy is now Hurricane Relief as of today. Yes. Show. All right, time for your positivity here on Tuesday.

It's all about going around the room and sharing positivity inside of Tell Me Something Good. Amy, tell me something good. Did y'all see the couple that hiked for eight days to get married on Mount Everest. No. I mean, that's legit. Yeah, the woman in this whole little cute scenario, she watched into thin air, which, by the way, is like a deadly tale of Mount Everest.

Have you seen, have you read that book or have seen the movie? Oh, my goodness. Well, she was inspired by that to climb Mount Everest. And her fiancee was like, hey, I'm adventurous. He wants to do the same thing. So they set out to get married at 17,500 feet in elevation, you know. and he was really, really sick, like, not doing good the day before. They thought they were going to have to call it all off.

But then he got some oxygen. He was good to go. They made it, and they got married. That's crazy. They don't have that in common? Like, my girlfriend and I like ice cream. That's what we have in common. You want to climb no mountain.

Lunchbox. Barbara, she's an old lady. She's 103 years old, and she takes the bus four times a week down in Florida to get to two and from church. Well, they want to do something nice for her, so the bus company surprised her with a lifetime free pass on the bus. Wow. That's awesome.

That is awesome. Parents of an 8-year-old, his name's Sterling Blake, taught their son of life-saving skill that they hoped you wouldn't have to use. He had a 22-month-old brother, and he choked on a quarter. And so instead of the heimlich where you take a baby and you take your arms and wrap around it,

you hit him on the back instead with your hand, like a flat hand. And he knew that at 8 years old. So his little brother swallows the quarter and he starts popping him on the back because the kid couldn't breathe. His face turned to turn a blue, boop, the quarter came out.

Wow. I didn't know that he used to hit a kid on the back. I would have, like, done the whole. I would have tried Baby Heimlich. Yeah. Like with, like, just like two fingers. But that's not the right thing to do. No, not Baby Heimlich.

That hit on the back. And it worked for him. That'd a boy. Eight years old. Lifesaver. That's your good news. Search and rescue teams have been so overwhelmed trying to help flood victims

that people from other states other than Texas have been showing up with their boats and even jet skis now. Like jet skis are coming in. People dragging them in and going, okay, we get. Whenever And we have been doing a radio show now for at least I have a morning show for

15 years. And you have natural disasters in that time. I've never seen the police or say, hey, can citizens grab their boats and police come help? I've never seen that before. You're right. Because it's not It's safe to just ask normal people, but it's less safe to not have people out there helping.

I've never seen that. And that's what they were doing yesterday. They were like, if you have a boat, please come help us. Because we can't keep up. We can't. There are people, they can't even get through to 911. They're having to post on social media. Yeah.

Because 911's broken. And I'm going to tell you, what they call Cajun Navy, I don't know how organized that is, or if it's just a bunch of awesome people from Louisiana grabbing their fly bottoms and flying coming in. but here they come and it's people from everywhere and I tweeted last night I was like you know what is great to turn on the news

and it's such a weird totally bitter just slightly sweet thing and not after hearing people screaming each other about their politics it's just people helping people that's it

it's just people helping people right now and it's reporters out there covering it and getting us the news and it's you hate that it had to be a natural disaster and we're going to help every 100% of it we can't and I hope other radio shows are using their voice to do the same thing.

And like, I'm not worried about ratings this week. I got to be honest with you. There are weeks that I think are bigger than that. And it's okay if we don't get them because we're talking about something that actually makes a difference in lives. I hope other radio shows do the same thing. We've shifted our Pimp and Joy line to Hurricane Relief. We're lucky that we have the ability to do that.

We don't keep any money from this. And we've shifted it if you would like to get a shirt or, a sweatshirt or I'd say it's a pullover. Hoodie. Yeah. Whatever the kids are, whatever the kids are using. Bobbybones.com.

Brett Eldridge is coming in today to bring his music because it's Joy Week. And rare, random that it was Joy Week when a natural disaster hits. And we can actually use the spreading of this to help it. Since it benefits Hurricane Harvey and like you've said, we don't keep any of the money, we should add because we don't ever bring it up that we do have baby onesies. for Pimp and Joy. I just say, I don't think our babies, are you listening? I never get calls from babies.

I know, but their parents might be. Oh, they're listening. No, just had a baby and it's a win-win. You can get their little baby a cute onesie and it can go towards Hurricane Harvey Relief. Yeah, I didn't think I, I looked at our baby ratings. They weren't that high. I'm just letting them know because they're so cute.

They're little teeny tiny little pimping joy onesies. Bob it Bonson show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Miranda Lambert has sent a. team from her Mutt Nation Foundation down to Houston to do whatever is needed for the animals affected by Hurricane Harvey. If you want to find out how you can help or see all their good they're doing, check out Muttnation's

Instagram page or Muttnation Foundation.com. It's a lot of trucks, taking a lot of dogs to a lot of places where they can actually not be in the water. I was looking at it earlier today. And it's a lot of the places that aren't underwater. But even those shelters need money and help. Right. Like it's not just a Houston thing anymore.

No. It is mainly a Houston thing, but a lot of these outer areas are having trouble because a lot of the Houston stuff is coming to them. But anyway, I love what she's doing. What's happening on us? Well, Dustin Lynch, Brothers Osborne and Lauren Elena, they're going to be on Monday's Good Morning America announcing the nominees for the 51st annual CMA awards. And then the Brothers Osborne, they're going to stick around to perform. It ain't my fault. The CMAs are November 8th on ABC.

I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. No, hurry up the day. This story comes to us from Atlanta, Georgia. A mother and son were out shopping when they're in the dressing room and the eight-year-old finds a gun and goes, mom, look, I found a gun. She goes, son, that's a fake gun.

What? And she pulls the trigger to prove it. Wait, wait, hold on. So many levels of this thing has gotten so scary. Okay. And a bullet. Boom! Shoots out of the gun.

Like, it was a real gun. Luckily, no one in the store was hurt, but it did go through the wall. Wow. I have so many questions. like, can she get in trouble because it wasn't her gun, but she did fire it off, even though she thought it was fake. Yes, she's the bonehead. And then who left, but also who left the gun?

They're the bonehead. That's the real bonehead. There are many boneheads here. Wow, this guy's coming for like three days, dude. We're good. All right, I'll take the rest of the week off. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

The Bobby Bones show. See the story about the fire ants and how they band together during the flood? No. So, oh, no, it's not that tone. No. It's like they form these Awful Floating pads

It looks like a huge circle of just fire ants Trying to float together, stay alive And they go to land And then all of a sudden they start Stinging people Not they like march together Yeah, it did some good It's not cute

It's not It's actually crazy looking To escape the floodwaters The venomous insects quickly linked together with the queen and larva at the center of the raft. The ants mesh themselves together tightly enough to trap air in the middle, and they form a raft, and they float all through the floodwater until they're not in the floodwater anymore,

and then they get off and go and sting people, I guess, and live their lives. Is that crazy? It is. Sort of fascinating. They know how to do that. Search and rescue teams are all over the place down in the Gulf area, down in Houston, and so much so that they're all out. They've called the National Guard,

and they're so like, hey, who's got boats? Who can come help? Which I've never seen before. So people have been showing up with boats and jets skis from, first of all, other areas of Texas and other states. The Cajun Navy, and I started, after we talked about the last hour, I started looking up Cajun Navy. They formed during Hurricane Katrina.

So that's kind of what started that. It was people who started going out themselves and helping. And so members of the United States. of that group found a 73-year woman floating face down in Houston yesterday. They did CPR. They saved her life. Wow. We talked about inside of ICU, Anheiser-Busch. They stopped making beer at their brewery in Georgia and started bottling drinking water instead. And now the company that's making Miller-Light and Coors is doing it too. And combined, they've donated over 200,000 cans of water so far for hurricane victims. So you're seeing a lot of coming together right now. We've shifted

are our pimp and joy stuff at bobby bones.com to hurricane relief bobbybones.com it's joy week we encourage to go out and do something awesome for somebody just try to be as selfless as you can it's first time ever that there's been like a natural disaster during joy week and it's it's a weird feeling because i'm glad we have the ability to make a bunch of money for a cause yeah we've had everything already made ready to go already ready to go like the factories ready to ship like everything ready to ship like everything. Everything was ready to go. And it's always a week where we come on.

And for me, it's a reset week where I'm like, okay, it's kind of like Thanksgiving in a way, where it's like, what do I think before? Let me kind of recalibrate. And this year it's really turned different. But I'm glad we're able to pivot and do that. And so I encourage you to go out and do something for someone. And I just read all these stories because of the hurricane of people doing things. For example, people were stranded at the Houston airport because that,

everything was shut down. So Southwest Airlines did rescue flights from Houston to Dallas and got hundreds of people out. Wow. So they're like, get on the plane, we'll take you to Dallas, and we'll navigate you out of Dallas. But at least if you get to Dallas, you have a chance to get out because you weren't getting out of Houston. So Southwest did that. So again, shout out to Southwest. It's just you hate that it as a natural disaster to get people working together, but man, push us.

against the wall and watch us come together. And that's what you're seeing right now. And again, you hate that it's going to end people are struggling. But there are so many people out there now reacting at such positive ways. And hopefully that inspires you to do the same. Find what it is. If it's animals, if it's humans, if it's whatever it is, there's something out there for you to help, especially with the hurricane stuff right now.

That's all. Brett Eldridge-in, he's bringing his music today. That's what he's able to do. He'll be in about 45 minutes or so I'll be born Let's talk about this woman She found a tiny frog In her packaged salad

I never have problems with that Because I'm like if you want nature You're about to get nature People always complain about Oh, our food's so spayed the pesticides And is this even really natural? You want natural? There's a frog in your salad

You get no more natural than that That's gross Okay, I still don't want to see the frog in my salad But then you really don't want what you want. Yeah, I do. You don't. Yeah, I do. You don't.

Yeah. So, a very small frog was found in a store-bought packaged salad, and now it's a family pet. Oh. Oh, I was alive? Yeah. Oh. The woman, who's a strict vegetarian spot of the frog, right before she put her fork. Also, how fresh is that salad that the...

Guys, I'm telling you, it's an amazing thing. Was it washed? Listen to Amy. She's supposed to be like Miss Clean. Yeah, I washed my salad leaves. I'm just saying I would freak out a little bit. But if it was alive.

You think the caveman washed their food before they ate super healthy and organically? Yeah, probably not. True. So she, it was bought a target. She screamed if she was a frog in her salad. 37 years old, ran in the bathroom, obviously threw up because she was like, there's a frog. Her husband then rushed the frog to the bathroom, washed the salad dressing off the frog. They kept the frog.

The frog is the pet That's pretty cute That's pretty good Targets offered her a Five dollar gift card That's stop You're joking Five dollars

For what? What do you buy with a five million? Probably buy the salad mix again Why would you get five million You wanted an all-natural salad No I'm not getting all natural It includes frogs Salad

They probably went out Chopped it right up Put in the bag And so what There's a frog maybe a bat. Who knows? Be happy that you got what you wanted.

Chelsea in Fort Pierce, Florida. Hello. Hi, how are you guys? What's happening, Chelsea? I'm good. I had like a Joy Week story to tell you guys. My mom has been battling stage three breast cancer since July last year. And today is her reconstructive surgery.

She's completely cancer-free. Wow. How about that? How do you feel about that? So proud of her. It actually looked pretty emotional. like how proud I am of my mom. See, it worked so hard.

Wow. You know what we're going to do? It's awesome. Hey, I'm going to put you on hold. We're going to send you a bunch of Pimp and Joy stuff for you and your mom. Thanks, you guys. It's a big day. Yes.

Tell her we said good luck and we're proud of her two. Holy cow, what a joy. Thank you for calling and sharing that with us. Thanks. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. And don't hang up. You know who I don't.

You don't. Man, she got me choked up a little bit. You know who I don't need to hang up? You! You! Get a good laugh in there. Hey, hold on, Chelsea. Hey, we take care of her. Make sure she gets some stuff.

Thank you. Glass and her. Appreciate that. That's awesome. Brett Eldridge in about 35 minutes or so. It's Joy Week, and so the original premise of Joy Week is to just bring joy in and kind of say, hey, don't forget about how good you have it. Look at the positives in your life. Spread it around.

And in the process of that yesterday, we raised $50,000 for St. Jude, that was our overall goal. Now we've shifted to Hurricane Relief. So all of our Pimp and Joy stuff, we're making no money off of it. It goes to Hurricane Relief. And that's what's up now. Bobby Bowens.com, the same joy stuff, same Pimp and Joy stuff,

hoodies and shirts. If you want to be a part of it, we'd love for you too. If you just want to text and donate, we'd love for you too. Like, we don't care how the goods done. We just love the goods being done, and we encourage you to do it today. So thanks for listening. Thanks for being a part of this week. Here's the Houston mayor talking about the rescue efforts. The fire department has had more than 2,300 calls for service,

with 2,000 of them being water-related. A number of today's rescues have occurred in northeast Houston. 2,300 calls. Think about having to get out and try to help 2300 people. You don't have the manpower for that. That's what they're like. Anybody can people please help us? Today alone, the Coast Guard has rescued over 3,000 people.

That includes both air rescues and rescues. using boats. The Coast Guard is continuing to surge in assets into the area from different Coast Guard units in the Gulf Coast, Lower Mississippi, et cetera. People are asking, hey, what can I do? Like, can I take clothes? Right now, no. It's just a money thing right now because that's the easiest. And you can find your own place. You can find your own place to donate to. I'd be weary of some of the GoFundMe's. I would go to places that you know for sure. Like for us, because we've worked with them so many times the Red Cross is a solid, solid, like the best place overall that we,

whenever there's disasters. And we've seen it with their own eyes and with their own money. And that's what I would recommend, but there are ways I get on the internet and just look around and find places that are verified. So, yeah, it's crazy.

And we've taken our pimping joy stuff and shifted it to hurricane relief. If you want to help that way you can, we don't keep that money. Bobbybones.com, Airbnb in Texas. are taking people in, they're letting members

list their places for $0 and not charging any fees as well. Oh, wow. So if you're remembering, like, I have a house, and I charge $0.00. And then Airbnb doesn't, because that's how they make money

is the fees off the people. And nearly 300 people were offering up warm beds and places for hurricane victims free of charge. And that's just people going, I want to help out. Yeah. It's people not even just

in the Houston Galveston area, but it's people that are outside, side of that because people are having to leave. We forget that there was no time for people to go, hey, this is a mandatory evacuation, because it came so fast. So I thought that was a good story. If you can't be there, obviously if you're listening, you're probably not there. But we have a lot of listeners in New Orleans and that area that's, they're saying it's

going to move that direction and there could be flooding. There's just a lot going on. And what they can use is money. and there are lots of ways, but I can tell you the Red Cross, you can donate $10,000,000,000. So there's that. We have our Pimp and Joy stuff.

We don't keep any of that money. We've shifted it to flood relief, so T-shirts and hoodies. And I can tell you that we did $50,000 yesterday for St. Jude, and that was our goal for the week, and we hit it because you guys are crazy awesome. It's like a big old team here. And we're like, okay, well, we're going to,

going to shift into hurricane flooding for the rest of the week. So that's up at bobbybones.com. And if you don't want that, that's great too. Again, you can text in by texting Harvey to 90999. You want a funny story about texting?

So I put this on my Instagram yesterday. One of my friends sent me this. So the friend said, hey, remember I had trouble getting raging idiots tickets to the Tulsa show? Because we're playing at Tulsa. Yeah. Because what I just found out, that I'm going to go to the Austin show instead. My card was declined twice.

The company thought that Raging Idiots was a scam and his stupid name. So they kept declining their credit card to get tickets to come to our show. That's amazing. Isn't that funny? So they get it sorted out? Shout out to your friend for no.

I don't know. It says, quote, I'm sorry. The system has thought that Raging Idiots is spam. We have declined the transaction. So they thought our ban, the Raging Idiots. they thought we were spam I mean I don't know why with hits like this yeah this is namaste

it's like namaste rest that what it means and what does namaste mean the light within me honors the light within you oh you just say it at the end of class during savasanas or right after Savasana so maybe that's why you think it means what does it mean again rest

that's what I mean to make because I go do yoga and that's one Walker raised and I wrote this song I thought it just meant okay time to relax like you worked hard No, that's Savasana. It's when you lay down. Whatever. You know the story behind the song?

I had no idea. This is called Namaste. It's a little fun song we did. You can download it. It's from the raging idiots. It means the light within me, the light within you, and rest. Take it great.

7.30 in the morning in the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like this. Jackson, but you're kind of a distraction, because I can't start watching you, showing me you're Savasana.

Like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw, probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm mistake. Ain't no way, I'm about to leave you in a bristle on the floor like that. You look a little lonely on that map. I should be saying goodbye. I might lose my job, but now I'm a mistake. Come on, baby, let me jump in on those stretches you'll do it. I be a student.

Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably ought to hit the road, but namaste. Namaste, namestay, namest, but you're making it impossible. Hands looking on. Flexible and you're down, dog. Namestay, ain't a way. I'm about to leave you in a bruntlet on the floor like that. You look a little lonely.

My job Probably gotta hit the road But namaste Brad Eldred Edwin' So Brett's gonna play some Some music in studio We got the whole setup going here

Full band will be in studio Let's see, Amazon cuts prices as much as 43% on their first day when Whole Foods took them over. That's a lot. That is a lot. That's almost back to normal, like normal food prices. Because Amazon, the joke was, they're not called Whole Foods. It's called Whole Paycheck. Yeah.

But that's just like half paycheck and that's just groceries. That's great. Man. It's like bananas, eggs, avocados, all the stuff. that Amy loves, it's like, just cut in half. Like, Amy has double all the stuff. And that starts today? Yeah, Monday was the first day Amazon took over.

So yesterday. And so they cut. And so depending on what story you had, it could have been yesterday. It could have today. That's great. Do you think you have a better relationship with your wife or your husband if you lived in separate homes? Yeah. Probably.

Oh, really? I don't know. I feel like I'm apart from my husband too much already to where. I feel like we live that life. But we, I mean. That's true. It'd be hard to like, what do you go visit each other for dinner or what? You switch out.

Yeah, you'd visit every day. The kids would be an issue probably. Yeah. Where the kids live. Yeah, that'd be tough. But Claire and David Burke have been together 16 years. And they have a son together. They've never moved into the same house.

They spend their free time as a family. But when it's time for bed, they say their goodbyes and hit their separate home. This sounds amazing. It sounds amazing. This is right up Bobby Zalley. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. I know a couple that lived that way.

They didn't have kids, though. Two lawyers, they were married. They both worked their separate jobs, lived in their separate houses, but they were married. Oh, this sounds amazing. This has to be what it felt like when Columbus discovered the new world. Oh, yeah. He was like, Lando Hoy! Oh, no.

Oh, my goodness. Get your bones on. Get your Bobby bones on. Brett Eldridge in eight minutes. So the morning corny's early. The morning corny's early. Why do eggs hate jokes? Why do eggs hate jokes?

Because they crack up. That was the morning corny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell that one over breakfast. Yeah, keep pushing it. There we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny.

So a lot of people out there doing what they can to help with Hurricane Harvey. And Lady Antebellin, they had to cancel their show. show in Houston on Sunday night because of the hurricane, but they played a show in Dallas, and they have donated all the merchandise sales from that concert to Hurricane Harvey Relief Effort. So that's pretty cool. And Luke Brian, did you see his trucks that were involved in that crazy accident trying to go under a bridge? His 18-wheelerers that carried his stuff?

Yeah. They were too big for the bridge. It's tour trucks. Yeah, it's like Luke Ryan's face on the back of an 18-wheeler truck, smacked. You know what it says don't drive under here if you're over that? They were over that height, and it was like, oh, no. Everybody's okay.

One of the drivers did suffer some minor injuries, but... Fishing. Crashing every day. Yeah, so, I love this one, but everybody's fine, except for Luke's Ryan's face on the truck. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. All right.

Brett Eldridge coming in. Bobby Bone. This is Joy Week on the Bobby Bone Show. All right, his third time performing for us during Joy Week. Clap he had some. Brett Eldridge, everybody. He is here. We guys here. Good to see you, my friend.

What you say? With the whole band. This is the biggest ever. This is insane. We figured we might as well, we're all in town. We might as well, we might as well jam it out. We appreciate you coming in. Amy, for all the listeners out there, explain exactly what Joy Week is. Well, we started it our first year. We were celebrating our anniversary, and we were looking in a way to celebrate, I think, in a really positive manner. And at the time, my mom was battling cancer, and we had the whole Pimp and Joy movement. was, that's when you launched Pimp and Joy.

Her motto through cancer was Choose Joy. Her Twitter handle was due to Pimp and Joy. Then you were like, what? Hashtag Pimp and Joy. And then you brought in artists to play. And it was just this amazing fun week that lifted her spirits and everybody, I think, all of our listeners and they all chimed in. And then from that moment, Pimpin Joy just kind of took off and became a movement.

And then every year since then, we have Joy Week. And artists still come in and play. And yeah, Brett, legit. You've been here every year. It's a big. It's awesome, dude. So thank you. I'm glad to be here.

And we always call, like, literally, we reached out to, like, the five people that we thought, man, they're so fun. Their attitude's so positive. They're close to us. Yep. And you're one of the first people we reached out to. So thank you for coming in. And there's an elaborate setup in here, which you're able to see online. It's crazy.

And by elaborates. Well, we're bringing the joy today. We're ready. It's Brett and a stool and an old lady with a monkey over there. Yes. So we're ready to go. She is. All right, Brett Eldridge is here.

Let's play some music. Brett. We're going to get drunk on some love right now. All right, let's get on, Brad Eldridge. Join the week. Let's do it. Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore.

But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. and sorry about all the legal stuff.

Look at that, right, that, Brad Elton, Boy! You're getting rolling. Dang, you don't even suck on the first song! I thought up there was a time. Man, you were good to start. Holy cow. All right, Joy Week. Brett Eldridge is here.

I want to hear something from this new record, though. Can I do that? You can do whatever you want. I love that. One of my favorite songs is called The Long Way, and I got to thinking when I was writing this song, it's in a kind of world where we don't have enough conversation anymore

where we're always staring at our phones. I figured it's kind of cool to tell a story about actually getting to know somebody, sitting down and taking a long way around their town through conversation, learning about them, getting to know them. And that's where the idea of this song came about. What a foreign concept. I'm anxious to hear what this is all about. Let's check it out.

Brett Eldridge is here. It's Joy Week, and hear this new song. What's it called? Long Way. The Long Way. Here it is, the Long Way. Nice. Brett Eldridge live. It's live as can be.

Let me tell you something, Brett. I hear a lot of songs, right? I hear a lot of songs, I hear a lot of songs. You know, I hear a lot of songs. I mean, it's like love song, love song, man. You start to become desensitized to love songs. Because you're like, ah, you know, that one was really good, man. Like, I started to actually feel in emotion.

That's tough for me. Oh, yeah. That was good, right? No, like, I have tears in my eyes and goosebumps and, like, all the feels. And she peed a little all the same time. I did not. I did not. I did not. Okay, that was me.

But still, it was awesome. That's such a good song. I love that. Thank you. Who wrote that? I did with a guy named Matt Rogers. Man, you guys need a raise. I don't even know they paid you.

You need a raise for that one. Give us a raise. Dang. That's good. I appreciate it. I love to write love songs. It is, but I agree with you. Sometimes it's like some love songs are just a love song.

And every once in a while, I'll connect with one that's like it's a little deeper than just a love song. Yeah. I even get car sick and I like that song. See what I'm saying? I don't want to drive. She don't drive around her down. Yeah, but still I'm like, I feel that in my heart.

And let's be honest, he doesn't want to put his phone down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of that song was for me, but it was. Yes, exactly. That's amazing. That's the new one from Brett Eldridge here. Why would you self-title a third album, I wonder? You know, this record I've really branched into doing sounds that are a little bit farther

and more graduated to, you know, stuff that I really want to do. So I think it just made sense. Well, we're going to play all hour long, and we're going to come. back in a second. Brett's going to play some more. But that's from the new record. I'm going to spend money on that song. You have my word. Thank you. Dollar 29 in your account. All right. All right. Brett Eldridge here. You're listening to an

hour long Joy Week in studio concert with Brett Eldridge. On the Bobby Bone Show. Clap me here for Brett Eldridge here who has been here every year. Playing live. Just to prove we are live. Let me hear some of those keys. Oh, let's hear the keys. Oh, come on. Tickle the ivory.

Tickle the ivory. Let me hear some of that bass. Oh. muscle shows Alabama. Come on. All right, Brett Elders, what we're going to do here? We're going to do a little song called Mean to Me. Let's go right here. Brett Eldridge, Joy Week.

Let's see what we got. Bobby Bones, everybody. Joy Week is here. Yeah, Brett Elders here right now. I want to ask you for another new song. You got this new record. What are you going to play for us, Brett? I'm going to play you a new song.

I've wrote with a guy named Tom Douglas. Probably my favorite got it right with. And it can relate to a lot of different things. So here's no stop. Bobby Bones This is Joy Week on the Bobby Bones show All hour long Brett Eldridge has been here

We played four songs It's an hour long concert You ever played an hour long concert On the radio before? Like a whole hour long? This is the first time And with this is the first time on the radio I've had my entire band

What up? Hey! Do it a little dance force Do it a little joy dance force Come on, come on Okay Okay There's many waves

I think it's warmed up Yeah man So you told us you had a little something up your sleeve that we didn't know was coming. And for you, we never know what that is. Yes. So Brett Eldridge, it's Joy Week. It's, you know, everybody's just trying to find their positive place. I think a song that brings a lot of people joy since the late 90s, I believe this is when the song was.

Oh, my God. Is it Chumba Wamba? Yes, yes, I get knocked down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I get up again and see that's joy. But that's another. Oh, it's not that one. That's for another day.

Okay, next year. That's for another day. Okay. That's next year. That's next year. But I love the lyric to this song. It's drops of Jupiter. I love this song.

And it's got some crazy lyrics. We're going to wing it. We're going to go for it. All right. Brett Eldridge is here. It's Joey. Drops the Jupiter from train. Let's see what we got in here.

I brought that right there. Brett Eldridge. Yeah, I'm doing that. Oh, let me ask you a go. If that's winging it, I should wing it more. Yeah. Well, the words in that are so crazy. I mean, can you imagine no love, pride, deep fried chicken.

and your best friend always ticking up for you even when you know you're wrong. Can you imagine a first dance, freeze-dried romance, five-hour phone conversation, the best soy latte that you ever had. When you sing it sounds so much better, though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You had no problem. That was a spoke. Well, thank you. And like, Pat from Train, if you're gonna try a train song, you gotta be pretty much Brett Eldridge. That's a good one, dude. Yeah, oh yeah, for sure, he nailed it.

Hey, I'm gonna clap again for that one right there. That was a tough one. That was a good one. What? Let me ask you a question. It's Joy Week. and, you know, we spend this whole week trying to find happiness within ourselves and others. I'll give you a really easy blanket question.

What makes you happy? A lot of things. I mean, I mean, music does. I mean, that's an obvious for me. Sometimes you can get caught up traveling all over the place and being like, God, I'm so tired. But that feeling of the energy, that crowd brings you out of a funk. And, you know, somebody that just wants to hear you and wants to feel,

an emotion from your songs and all that really just makes me happy. It really does. I've always loved it from day one. Still? Still. Still. Forever. But seriously, but then I love the organ when he talks like, play the keys when he's talking like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.

And sometimes I, I really, give me a little more organ there, like a church almost. Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and I think, what am I going to do today? Oh, come on. First, I'll take my dog out. He takes his dog. He's going to drop a poo and I'm going to pick it up with the bag.

He's going to pick it up! He's going to pick it up! And then once I do that, I'll probably go to the gym. And that's going to make you smile and then the end of the day, I'm going to get on stage. And I'm going to sing to the crowd. He's going to sing. And I'm going to love life. He's going to love life.

I'm going to pimp that joy. He's going to pimp that joy. Amen. Take it home. I think he just pulled something. Yeah. All right, Brett Alder is there. Love it.

He's got that new record called Brett Eldridge. We'll talk more about that in a minute. We've got to come back. You got to be what it's like to be like a really pretty girl who always gets told. Why are you so pretty? People must be like, man, you can sing so good, like all the time. They don't want you to sing like right there. Is that pressure too?

Like you go somewhere and they're like, Brett, get up and sing a song. Come on, Brett, get up and sing. Sometimes. Yeah. Where's your cousin's Jimmy's wedding? Get up and sing a song. Exactly. It is that. But, you know, I like doing that.

What's your go-to if you have to? Do you play one of yours? Well, Amy and I talked about it once. I always like to sing no diggy, no doubt. It's like a party's atmosphere. Yeah. I usually go to Sinatra or something. Yeah, because that kind of, everybody likes that.

Everybody likes that. And the grandparents are going to like that all the way down to everybody. And it's your wheelhouse, let's be honest. I don't think he doesn't have a wheelhouse. I know, because he can also do no digitties. Yeah, it's like, I remember when Frank Sinatra and Black Street did the tour together. Yes. That was an awesome.

Tickets were crazy. The crowds were not very friendly to each other, but it was amazing. All right. Brett has hit his head on the microphone. I know about that. Brett Eldridge has been here all hour long. It's a live concert for Joy Week. Brett's been here every single year.

I've been here for four years in a row. And so you got this album called Brett Eldridge. And I want you to give us a little something here on the end of this. Okay. I'm going to wrap it up with a song that just makes you feel good since it's Joy Week. This is called Love Someone. Joy week That's a whole hour

Got that Brett Eldridge Brett Eldridge That's what it's called Bread Eldridge Brett Eldridge It's easy enough And I don't want to I don't want it to stop

Can we do another hour It has to stop eventually Bobby Bones everybody We're transmitting across America This is a Bobby Bonds Show Come on Bob Hey we're back

Brett Eldridge is out. We hope you enjoyed that because it was awesome. We enjoyed it. We enjoyed it. So awesome. And Brett, during Joy Week, brought his talent to us and shared it with us for an hour and we appreciate that. And normally, for the last four years, what we've done is we brought artists up and they've played. And it's been about kind of resetting your life and understanding what's important to you and finding the joy within yourself and doing joyful things for others. And sometimes you need to be put back in that place. I know I do. where I have to reevaluate and go, what's important to me? Well, in the midst of all this,

a terrible storm hits Texas. Yes. And it coincides with Joy Week. So yesterday morning, we raised our goal of $50,000 for St. Jude through our Pimp and Joy shirts, hoodies, tank tops, et cetera. We didn't know one day.

That's how awesome you guys are. The storm continues to get worse, so we called Pivot and said, okay, now to Hurricane Relief. And anything at Bobby bones.com, it's pimping joy, we don't keep any of that money. It will all go to Hurricane Relief. Red Cross. I mean, right now, people don't even know what is going to need money.

Like the Red Cross, they don't know what they're going to have to do at this point. But thank you to Brett for bringing that in because with Joy Week, it does bring awareness to joy in finding joy and doing something great for somebody. I hope you do today. And if you want to donate and text to the Red Cross, you can, do that too. You can go online. You can do Pimp and Joy. Just find a way to help. Just think if you needed help, you'd appreciate it if someone helped you. And think about that when it comes to someone else. This is Us comes back September 26th. Wow, that's quick. That is quick. I thought that was coming back after the Super Bowl. Me too. Wow. Yeah. Scandal comes back October

5th, The Walking Dead, October 22nd. Mr. Robot, October 11th. So these are all the shows coming back. Stranger Things. It's crazy, and it's not. But it's crazy that Netflix shows are just considered shows now. Yeah, it's like another network. Another TV network, like every other one. The Voice, curb your enthusiasm, Fuller House, a third season all in September and October.

So all those shows are coming back. Good stuff. A lot of good TV. On my computer. Yeah. On my computer. That's so weird. On Instagram, you can see some of Brett Eldridge playing this morning.

He's awesome. awesome. He's always awesome. And every time he comes in, it's just like, huh, now we remember how good he is. Like, he's so good. So good. And so that's up, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. You can also see a text. Somebody said on my friend, they tried to buy raging idiots tickets in Tulsa because we're coming to Tulsa. And they rejected them because the raging idiots were a scam. And that was some kind of joke. Someone was charging something to raging idiots. And they're like, we're not allowing this to go through. So if you're in Tulsa or love it. We're coming to see you. We'd love to see the listeners. Probably got to hit the road, but na-mastay. I have this Houston Furniture store. They open two stores, the stores, to service shelters for families in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey. The stores are providing people in need with their food, beds, clean restrooms.

Pets are welcome in the stores as long as they're kenneled or made by their owners. They open the stores. Wow. Okay. So are they on the furniture that's for sale? Yeah. They're laying on match. Like the mattresses have the plastic on them and you see them all laying on the mattresses.

I mean, this gallery furniture, two stores opened up. I won't even think. The Joel Ols seen stuff's crazy to me. Yeah, yeah, I know. That's quite the controversy. And I don't even, like, I've read every single thing about it, and I still don't even know if I know what's up. Yeah. Well, because I just started to see pictures of flooding inside, but are those real?

So the church was like, hey, we're canceling services, but they wouldn't say. say the inside was flooded. And then people were taking pictures all around the church. Like, there's no flooding here. But the church, now there are pictures posted saying the inside was flooded. But now they're like, no, no, no, now we're, I don't even know what's happening. I don't know what's happening. Yeah.

You would just think that you would just assume. I would assume that a mega church of that size would open their doors. And there could be more to this story. Right. There might be. But from everything that I've read and reporters going out to it, it just it. There are places with far less. money, space, resources that are opening their doors, you would just think.

Yeah. I would hope that we don't know the full story. Me too. Absolutely. This just cannot be right. Me too, which is why I'm not committing to being upset about it. I'm not committed to that. I'm committed to going, that doesn't look good.

I hope something comes out that does. It is good. Here's the Houston mayor talking about the fire department. I mean, imagine they've got over 2,000 calls in. The fire department has had more than 2,300 calls for service. with 2,000 of them being water-related. A number of today's rescues have occurred in northeast Houston. I mean, over 2,000 calls for help.

And people are just showing up. When I saw people not only showing up with boats, but showing up with any watercraft they had, period, to help. I was like, dang. People were showing up with jet skis. And I was like, first of all, the fact that they would have to ask that first responders, law enforcement, government officials would say,

can just anybody help? Yeah, you as an everyday. and do you have a boat? That rarely happens because they don't want someone trying to help and accidentally doing something wrong. Sure. But it's so big. It's beyond that.

It's beyond that. And they're like, anybody. So the fact they're calling anybody in and you see a lot of guys and a lot of women have flat bottom boats driving around with troll and motors and, I mean, just, you know, pitter-pattering through there. Now people are showing up with jet skis. They're like, well, any watercraft possible that you can move things. Yeah.

And, again, I've never seen them like. and we've been through a lot of natural disasters. And they look different in different ways. But the Coast Guard is like, we've had to rescue thousands of people. Today alone, the Coast Guard has rescued over 3,000 people. That includes both air rescues and rescues using boats. The Coast Guard's continuing to surge in assets into the area from different Coast Guard units in the Gulf Coast, Lower Mississippi, et cetera.

I'm seeing pictures of Coastcar, police officers, firefighters, so exhausted that they're like passed out in places, even full uniform, and then they eat a little bit, and they get back up, and they go again. Wow. And so the thing is, too,

is we're in the beginning of it. So as we're saying, and we're trying to funnel all the resources we can to it, like we don't really know what it quite is yet. We know that it's awful and it's going to get worse,

but we really don't know what it is because there's a storm. We don't know where the storm's going to flip and turn back into it. We don't know where the flooding is going to, finally go down what it's going to affect what if the outer regions that don't get flooded

the things have to get moved to the shelters need to be built there like we don't know and so we're all working on the front side of this and we'll all work on the backside of this yeah um so what we've done as a show is we've taken all of our pimping joy stuff and turned it just to flood relief it's at bobbybones.com if you were thinking about getting something

just know that we don't keep any of that money that's where it goes and if you don't and you want to text to the Red Cross or go to the Red Cross website and donate there, or if you want to find an animal shelter, I would just find whatever you're passionate about and help out. There are just a million ways and a million places that need assistance. I would watch out for a lot of these odd GoFundMe's that you don't know a lot about because this is also where people set up. And... Unfortunately. Yes. Take advantage.

So find a credible place and help. help out. And if you're curious about the texting, you just text Harvey to 90999 from your cell phone. And $10999. And $109.99. So, you know, we're going to do some segments on the show that aren't related to the hurricane. Not many. We did, you know, Joy Week has turned into trying to bring some joy to, because we did St. Jude yesterday and it's now Hurricane. It's taken a new meaning this year. And we appreciate Brett Elders for. coming in and playing music and bringing that gift to our listeners. And hopefully you guys will find a way to help them or someone today. The Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. I saw you hit somebody else's car yesterday. Yeah. I was flipping. It was parked. I mean, it's always parked. Everything I hits always parked. I don't know if it's like, you know, when I round the corner, I always bump into the door.

Like, I'm always just bumping into the corner of a desk. Like, it's got to just be, my depth perception is totally off. Because when I'm in a car, I'm just round in the corner and I just, Can you see? Like, I mean, you have vision problems. I have great vision. I have no, except for maybe like, I don't know, peripherally, am I off? I don't know.

Maybe you just don't pay attention. Do you think that might be? Yeah. Maybe you're just lazy? You guys know. We always say you're a bad driver, you don't pay attention. I'm not lazy. That can be a lazy.

Not lazy in your mind, he means, just kind of like not paying attention. Distracted, maybe that's not lazy. So I was on Instagram and I saw a note. It said, I'm sorry I hit your car. Please contact me. And I was like, oh, no. you got hit. That's a note I left him on their windshield. I thought the same thing. But no.

No. No. She posted her own note. I get it. I get it. I get it. You thought I had gotten them. Yeah. No, no. That was me. I went and wrote a note and then put it on their car. So what kind of car was it? Just like a silver four-door sedan. Like, I don't know.

It is pretty dinged up. So I feel like I know. I mean, the only thing I can think of is maybe they will have compassion on me like, oh, don't worry. I hit things too. I mean, I, I don't expect them to not write it off. Like, I want to take care of the damage, but I feel like they'll be cool about it. You know, like, hey, yeah. So, did they call you yet?

No, I haven't heard anything yet, which is crazy. And the note is gone. It was there for a little bit, and then it was gone. The car is still in the same spot, but no phone call. You checked on the car? Yeah, I know where it is. It's been sitting there for days. You're doing drive-by?

It was just yesterday. Yeah, but it's still there. Yeah, like I left her work this morning. Did you get in somebody's yard? Is that in their drive? Yeah, I'm confused. It is on my street. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Got it. Yeah. They were just parked on the street? Yeah, but I don't know that they know it's me that hit them because they don't know my name. I don't even know that I for sure, like, no, know the car, but it might be my neighbor. I don't think it's brothers Osborne. Oh, wait. You think you might have hit one of the brothers Osborn's cars.

I don't think it's theirs, but sometimes they have people, you know, that, because they travel a lot, so they have a lot of people in and out that, like, care for things. Yeah. So you think you might have hit one of brothers Osbournes, friends, or housekeeper's type situation cars, yeah, maybe. Wow. She keeps going to these little things. Because it's hard right there.

But I don't know. When I came from work this morning, note gone, still no phone call. It ain't my ball. Hey. Hey, it ain't my fault. And I was on the phone with one of my friends when it happened. Of course you weren't. She just was like, see, that's it.

They're parking. She was like, listen, I was paying a bill online. and on the phone and driving on my knees. I can't believe why it happens. And she heard me say, shoot, I think I just hit a car. And then I get out and two of my neighbors are standing across the street just like with their mouth open. Like what just happened? And I'm like, is this either of your car?

Like either one of you? And they're like, no. I'm like, okay, don't worry. I'm going to put a note. So that's when I put a note. Let us know if they call you. Yeah, of course. Your poor husband.

But text me if you happen to know who you are. Text me. Because my voice mouth is full. Oh my goodness. All of our Pimp and Joy stuff is now for flood relief at bobby bones.com. If you want to hop over to the website. Bobby Bones. A couple things.

One, I'm going to start with the search and rescue teams. They've been overwhelmed trying to rescue flood victims. So people from all over Texas and other states have been showing up with their boats and their jet skis to help. Some of them are from Louisiana, the Cajun Navy you may have heard of. And I don't really know where that derived from. I figured it was a group of people. It's just from Louisiana. I didn't know how they got together.

So they formed because of Katrina. And it was, okay, you need humans and boats. We're the Cajun Navy. And they go out and they help. These members found a 73-year-old woman floating face down. They did CPR and they saved her life. Did you guys also see the picture? And now, I mean, it was yesterday.

The nursing home that was flooded. Yeah. I guess everybody got out of it. Yeah. You haven't seen the updated photo? No. Oh, yeah, it's like them in another nursing home and they're all smiling and like around a piano and it looks really awesome. And it really is a kind of a, ooh, that's cool.

I don't know if this guy was part of the, this group, the Cajun, what are they called? Cajun Navy. Cajun Navy. But he is just a citizen that was out with a boat and came upon an elderly woman that was stuck in her home. And literally she was stuck because her cane floated away. So she couldn't even get up if she wanted to because she didn't have her cane. And because he was there and drive by, he was able. to rescue her.

So, ugh. People stepping up. Companies have been stepping up. Anheuser-Busch stopped making beer to brewery and started bottling drinking water instead. And then Miller Light and Cores did the same thing. Together, they've donated over 200,000 cans of water for hurricane victims. People were stranded at the Houston airport as the storm started to come in. Southwest did rescue flights for free to get people out of there to Dallas so then they could try to get home.

So they just took their planes and load up. We're taking everybody to Dallas, and we'll find our way out of there then. If you hear this and you're like, man, I like to donate $10, $10,000. $999. And I can tell you this, that, I mean, rough numbers here because we've shifted all of our Pimp and Joy stuff to the hurricane relief. Yesterday we were able to do $50,000 for St. Jude. Frankly, that was our goal for the week. And Joy Week's always been about, we've partnered with St. Jude, and we hit our goal.

And then we're like, we just think we can do a lot for the people that are struggling. And we'll struggle in Texas and Louisiana all down that Gulf region. And again, rough number. Right now we've, as a show, like people in this room, people that are listening, we've done over $115,000 for flood relief. So awesome. That's awesome. Great.

And that's in 24 hours. Like we've done over 115,000, probably more than that. I always want to kind of say on a low end. But because of you guys and because of just all of us, you know, working together as a team, as a show, we've been able to raise for Flood Relief at this point, over $115,000. So, appreciate you. And we would never ask for something from you that we weren't able to do ourselves. So we just, and again, if you don't want a shirt, that's great.

It's not even about that. We don't, we're not making any money off of that. No, it's just a way for people to help if they want to. You can find, certainly find your own way. We're just thankful. I am thankful, and I think I speak for all of us, that we have something like this. And I know it fell in Joy Week when we already had production for St. Jude and stuff, but that we reached that goal so quickly so that we could shift it.

And then we had the inventory or the merch, like, available so that we can try to make an impact. Yep. It's crazy timing. It's crazy. it's, yep. But worked out. So, Bobby bones.com. And continue.

Find your way to help. And that's all, man. There's not a lot more else I can say. Bobbybones.com. Joy week, for the last few years on the show has always been kind of a reset for us. It's don't forget to appreciate why you're here. And don't forget to appreciate what you can do for others, what others have done for you. And it just coincided with the,

terrible storm that's happening in Texas right now. So we pivoted. We hit our goal of $50,000 for St. Jude quickly because of you guys. And so it's like, okay, now let's go and help those that need to help down in Texas. And that's what we're doing. And so I posted, in 24 hours or so, we're at over $115,000 raised. And that's because of you guys. And that's because of people like Brett and Marin, who came up and just are bringing their music.

And they're spreading their joy. And hopefully you can find something in a way to contribute. Tomorrow, Dustin Lynch will come in. Rascal Flats on Thursday. We still haven't revealed a mystery artist yet for Friday. So I just appreciate the listener, you guys, we wouldn't be here without you. We definitely wouldn't be able to help without you. I mean, it's us.

It's an us thing. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so do you know what your body does with fat? Like when you're losing fat. Do you know? You poop it out probably? I mean, that's sort of my guess. I thought we like sort of got rid of it some way like that.

But we actually breathe it out. Really? Yeah, it's carbon dioxide. So you burn it out and it, I guess it breaks down to such a thin particle that it breeds it out. I feel myself getting skinny or like, wow. But that's really the thing, huh? That's what it says here. It's from a physicist.

I like Amy's sources. Well, that's what it says here. Dr. Ruben Mirman. So I don't know. Someone's probably going to call in. No. You don't breathe it out. You don't breathe out.

That's crazy. You don't read it out. Okay. Anybody here wish they lived within walking distance of their parents? No, thank goodness. I would. Yeah. I wouldn't mind that.

I know. Apparently, like, that's the new thing with, like, all the kids these days. I mean, it's saying millennials, but I think it's people younger than us. Yeah, so they can stay on the teeth. That's why. Exactly. Listen, they say that living within walking distance of their parents is either extremely or very important to them. Of course it is.

But I like that. That says that's good about... No, it says they want their laundry done. No, I hope that it's just about having that family bond. Okay. I'm definitely not one of them. I wish I did, though. Mark Zuckerberg, congrats to him and his wife.

They welcomed a daughter. and they named her August. And they named her money. Lots of money. Currency. But I mean, did they just like, okay, it's August.

What month is this? Okay, so I guess we'll name her August. Maybe it was when, well, I'd say, conceived, that'd be 11 months. That'd be a long one. Yeah. Doesn't work. I mean, if you're born in April,

what works? I know somebody named January. I never made me in February. No. March would be weird. April. April. I know April.

May. May, yes. June, yes. Don't know any July's. Me neither. December would be kind of cool, though. There are only a few months you couldn't name a kid now that I think about it. Yeah.

I'm going to name my kid whatever day it is. Yep, this is 22nd. Very 22nd. It's like written out. Tuesday. What else you got? Oil it up. That was my nickname in college.

Okay. Why do you always do that? Because he does. Every story I have. He had a lot of nicknames. Yeah, you know, a lot of nicknames. They called me old oil it up. All right.

Well, just make sure it's extra virgin olive oil. They call me that too. You're not helping, Amy. Extra virgin. Oil, what up with extra virgin olive oil? Your food, you're whatever because it's really, really good for the brain. A lot of people are scared of it because they're like, oh, look at all that fat. But it's good fat, you need it.

And the oil helps the brain preserve memory and learning ability and protects against Alzheimer's disease. So put extra virgin olive oil on your food. Like a salad dressing. What I would do is a little olive oil with some lemon dress, lemon juice, maybe a little salt and pepper, some turmeric. When do I put the ranch on top of that? No, no, no. No, not the ranch. All right.

So Amy told us earlier that she thinks she hit a car of one of the friends and brothers Osborne. Because it was just sitting in the yard. And on the yard on the side of the. street on the curb. On the street where you can park a car. She's in the yard, basically. And so, Amy lives next door to Brothers Osborne, one of them. And so, but they haven't called her back yet.

And she's just waiting for that call. Angie's on in Franklin. Hey, Angie. Hey, what happened to you? I had a parked car as well about a month ago. And it was a really nice car. And so I let's a note. Got a call back about a couple hours later.

and the owner. She was very kind and very understanding and was actually very appreciative that I had left a note. And after a few interactions, it ended up that the last text she sent me. She had gone to have it, you know, the car fixed. And she sent me the invoice. So I responded and said, you know, we will be glad to. to pay for this, and let me know how I need to pay. And I have not heard anything back.

That's what Amy's hoping. Oh. I mean, let's be honest, Amy's hoping they don't call her back. No, I want to help. My brother's Osborne going to hear us talking about it. That's right. It's like, we need to call the radio show because it's Amy's fault. Yeah.

They're going to call you with a bill. Are you going to give it to insurance? No, I hope I'll be able. I mean, it's so. Like, nothing's wrong with my car. Thank goodness. But I probably wouldn't fix it. But my car's old.

Like, I don't... Honestly, it's dirty. I've done a lot of things. It's hell that. Blame the whiskey on the beer. Blame the beer on the whiskey. Blame the morning on the night for whose line dear. Party that went all night long.

And it's Amy's fall. Yeah, basically. And it's Amy's fault. Oh, no way. I know. I know. Do you take your husband yet? No, yeah.

Hello. Hi, husband. This is how I. Oh, no. I know, I know. I love when I tell him things on the radio. Oh, no. It's much more fun this way.

Hey. He's probably listening back to the sun. Tell him the whole thing. Tell him the whole story real quick. The husband, you know, how sometimes I have parallel park right outside the house. Well, the space was wide enough to where I could just zoom right in. I didn't even have to parallel park. Well, when I was zooming right in, I kind of, you know, tapped the bumper of the car.

parked that I was zoom and passed. You clipped the car. I clipped it. It was like boom. And what did you say? I heard it. Did you curse?

No, I was on the phone with the friend and I said, shoot, I think I just hit a car. I was so shocked how it happened. And then neighbors, like, they were outside. Their jaws were open. Like, what? That girl just, like, I was literally just parking my car

and, like, pht that other car. And I'm like, how does this stuff happen? Now, what's his? To me? Why? Amy, okay. But listen, if it happens once, freak accident. If it happens twice, bad luck.

Eleven times later, what's the common denominator? It's you not paying attention. Me and park things. You know, you also walk into things. Right. So me and I'm moving, typically the other things are not. What is your husband going to say to this? Like, do his reaction.

I'm you. Hey, I put you at a car. At this point now, it's like, are you for real? He's like, were you on the phone? And I'm going to say, yes, I was on the phone. And he's like, you really need to pay more attention when you're driving. And I'm going to say, okay. And then he's like, well, I mean, I work.

I work. I work. It means like I can pay. It's not like I'm like, hey. That gives her liberty to get things. I work. I'll pay for the bumper. I work.

I would take your keys. I work. I love it. Okay. So I'm going to play Thomas Rett. Does he work? Yeah. By the way, our Pimp and Joy stuff up at Bobbybones.com

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Whatever that way is. It doesn't have to be us. BobbyBones.com, if you want a shirt or a hoodie, or you can text the Red Cross. Just so many ways. I would just encourage you to find your way because anything that you do is more than it was already being done. If it's a little thing,

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