The Bobby Bones Show - Can Bobby French Kiss At The Alter? + Amy’s Dad Was Almost Scammed + Lunchbox Brings In Proof Of His Wife Letting Him Kiss Strangers

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

Bobby brings in the question if he can kiss with tongue at his wedding ceremony. Amy’s dad gives us a warning about her dad and how he was almost scammed out of his banking information. Lunchbox claimed that his wife would let him make out with strangers as long as he wouldn’t use tongue. He recorded her response to that and brought it in as evidence.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You'll really start to feel that once you start to wear your wedding ring on your finger. Like, you'll know if you're puffy or not right away. My forearms puffy. Well, there you go. It's the, like I put my watch on this morning and I was like, what's happening? Why is this watch getting smaller? I started blaming it on, like I shrunk the one. watch, and then I get to work in my arms puffy.

And like it doesn't even move as much as it does. So that's what I've started my day with. It'll go down. Why? You know, I try to drink a bottle of water every day. Yeah? Like a big one. Just that, that's it?

One bottle? Well, while I'm at work. One big bottle? Okay. Wow. I'm surprised you don't use the bathroom more. Most days I'm unsuccessful. Okay.

Are you still on a water kick? Yeah, I mean, I try to make sure that I'm hydrated. But, I mean, I've tried to really limit what I have in the morning because otherwise every song break I'm having to run to the bathroom. I'm the opposite. I try to limit it at night because I have to wake up and pee all the time. Right. And I'm getting older.

And I'm self-conscious about my stream power. Really? Is it bad? Is it low? No, it's average. What is that into? Why? Do you think stream power equals?

Prostate strength? Yes. Testosterone. Age? That's nothing to do. do the testosterone? Do guys ever have to deal with just like, like if you jump on a trampoline, do you pee?

No, no. Oh. No, but if you... Women do. It's a thing. Like, me and my friends were talking about it. I mean, it's just such a thing. And I, especially if you've had a baby,

which I haven't had a baby, but I still, it's still a struggle of like, what is happening? I can't even go do anything. Sometimes we talk about how we have to, like, sit still for like five minutes and not stand up because mentally we're trying to, like, make it go away because if we stand up,

then it's over. Do you ever laugh so hard? Yes. It happens? Yes. That's not a medical problem. That's just life? No, it's just like a, it's just, yeah, it's just life. Welcome to being a woman.

Well, if we don't fully... It may happen with time. It might start happening to you. Different though, because we have a whole plumbing system. But I'm saying if we don't fully like shake, then it can dribble. And that's an issue for us. Well, that's why I wanted my son to start using the toilet paper. I do wipe.

But I do wipe. But that doesn't mean. it won't dribble later. I know, but my husband is like, he cannot dab. Why? Because if he's in a locker room with a bunch of guys and he starts dabbing. Well, you don't do it when other guys are, but who's going to watch anyway? What's your husband talking about?

They don't ever watch this. Just in case, like, you're ever in public and you're the kid that dabs. He didn't want him to, like, get made fun of. Well, my watch was a little tight today. And then this happens. And then I come on the air and tell the story and this is what happens. Hey, glad everybody's here coming up in a little bit. Amy's dad was almost taking advantage of an online scam.

Oh, man. And so she's going to share that with us to make sure that doesn't happen to us or to other older folks. A phone scam. Yeah. You talk to people and you click stuff. Yeah. Same kind of stuff's happening to a lot of people. Luckily, I'm in charge of him right now.

So otherwise, he would have been like, what's the deal, by the way? Is he in today? What's today? Wednesday. Yes. Today is moving in? Yeah, it was supposed to be yesterday, but we were not ready. His room has to, everything has to be ready.

and we were not, we tried, and then we were like, oh. So he's still, yeah, at the rehab hospital, he'll transport today. How old is he? Oh, my gosh. He'll be 81 in May. And he's still struggling from. Oh, 80. Sorry.

From his cancer. Yes, yeah. And he was totally high functioning and then had a surgery in 2018 to remove cancer and his life completely changed. Well, good luck. Big day. I know. Are you excited or scared or?

Both. I know that this is going to be the best thing for him. So I'm so excited. for him to spend this time with us. But then, yes, I'm also scared. It is time to open the mailbag. Bobby's mailbag. Hey, Bobby Bones.

I'm a junior in high school. My mom has brought to my attention that she wants to go to college with me. I'm an only child, by the way. I don't want her to go because, one, I don't want my mom to control my college life and embarrass me. Two, if she goes to college,

she'll probably control my life in multiple ways post-college. I love my mom, but she does not need to move with me when I move for college. She needs to have boundaries. Is there any advice you can give me on how to talk to her without this hurting her feelings? Thanks you guys. That's from Mason. Do you hear that? Oh, helicopter.

That's a helicopter parent. I thought that was Eddie. Hovering. Eddie, I told me to go to you first. You are a helicopter parent. Yeah, for sure. All of us, Eddie would be the one to move. I would sound very protective of my children.

Yes. Okay. It's not like they're not. I mean, very protective. Go ahead. This is outrageous. Yeah, right. This is the craziest thing I've ever heard. But here's the thing. I don't think that there's anything he can do to persuade or not to do this. This has to be an outside source to say like, hey, this is not right. You got to let him go to college. That's a part of understanding how you're going to be in the real world. You can't be there for him that time. Yeah, I think you need to tell your mom, hey, this is time for me to grow myself. Like, not. grow with you. I've grown in the last 18 years with you. Like I need to have I need to learn how to be an adult without my mom. Although now that we're older and I see

18 year olds, I see what they I'm like, what? They're about to go live by themselves and take care of like do adult things like that. It's crazy to me that that we did that. But here we all did it. We all survived. None of our parents moved with us. Everybody you see walking around survived when they were 18.

Everybody, all of us. But why do they look so little now. They're getting older. They do look little. It's like 16 year olds driving cars. Oh, yeah. You're like, dang, kids do the darndest things. Look at that. Yeah. But you really got to be on the same page, right? Oh, yeah, no. I don't, I'm not a fan of it. And I think she, or Mason was saying, like, I need my mom to have boundaries. But Mason, it's okay for you to have boundaries and express your boundaries. Right. And you need to tell your mom that you have boundaries and, you know, communicate it with her in a really thoughtful, authentic way. Just be real with her. And I think maybe she'll understand. Well, you have another year too, by the way. If you're a junior in high school,

you have your whole senior year to convince her or not to move with you. But I think you can also do things to make her feel better. Like, hey, I don't want you to move with me because I need, I want to be an adult by myself. Like, I want to spread my wings. However, you can come every third week and spend the week in there. Like, you can actually put in little clauses that will probably make her feel a little better. In the end, you're very lucky because she loves you. Yeah. There you go. Like, don't be lost and think that this just stinks and life stinks because, man, people would love to have a parent.

Like, when I went to college, before I moved off, two days before I was like, hey, guys, I'm leaving to go to college. They didn't even know where I was going. I didn't even know where I was going to go to college. I'll see you guys later. Pocked up my car left. They didn't know where I was going, when I was going. Nothing.

They didn't care. Nobody asked, really. It probably would have been really helpful if you had your mom help you move in, find a place to live, like do all the things. Go to the grocery store with you. Like, I think of when I hear you say, that, I think of, wow, how lucky I was to have parents that, even though they weren't together, my mom and dad were still very involved and they wanted to show up on my moving day, you know?

Like, that's hard to go through a big life change like that alone. Yeah, just packed up my stuff. I know. Moved to college. I was like, I'll be at this college if you need me. And then when I got there, I gave him my dorm phone number, and that was it. But that's how I was raised. I didn't have a lot of rules.

Nobody really cared that much. and so, first of all, Mason, feel lucky that your mom loves you so much. She wants to smother you with her love. However, she should love you enough to respect that you don't want her to go with you. It's going to be hard for her, and understand and appreciate that. But you have to set boundaries, and you should also create a few clauses for her. She can be here at this time. So she feels, but I think in a year she'll be over it anyway.

It's probably just reacting a little bit now because she's knowing where you're going, and it's the reality of it's setting in. All right, there you go, Mason. Good luck, bud. If you need us to talk to her, we will. Like, you can set up a call with us. We talk to your mom. I'd be happy to.

Yeah, I think that'd be cool. She needs to hear it from other parents and be like, that's not good. Yeah, well, let's, Mason, if you get back to us, we'll set up a call. Otherwise, good luck. You're on the right here. Go live your life. And we'll talk to you soon. All right, that's the mailbag.

And that was Bobby's mailbag. On the phone right now is Dawn in Flagstaff, Arizona. Hey, Don, what's going on? What's up, man? Morning. Do you say morning? I don't know what I like you. Hey.

Hey, yeah. Oh, do you say, oh. Yeah, morning, studio. Morning. Hey, I got a question for you. I need some advice. I got a, I'm working for a company in Flagstaff, and there's another company that does the exact same thing, and they called and recruited me for a $1.50 raise.

But my dilemma is the company I work for is extremely really easy, and then this new boss, these kind of I should go for it. because of the work, the situation with the box. So this is a quality of life question, which nice pay raise. It is. But do you need this pay raise, like need need it for any reason? I got a mortgage. I got two.

Okay. So I guess my next question would be, how thick is your skin when it comes to people going, hey, you aren't doing a good job or, hey, you need to do more? Corruption for about five years now, and I've been yelled at on the job site, and it doesn't bother me. just go back to work. So I don't mind that at all. And you feel like you're a good worker? Oh, yeah, for sure.

Man, I say, I wouldn't have recruited me if I wasn't, right? I get it. Yeah, I say that you go for that $1.50. If you have a thick skin and you actually need the money, I say go get it. And then work out of that. Get another raise. Get another position.

I say go for it. $1.50 is a significant hourly raise. So as long as you can take whatever that new boss is going to give you, I think that's it. a nice move, Amy? Yeah, no, I think that you're going to be faced with all different types of people throughout life and you have to learn how to like make sure you can still get your stuff done regardless of how a boss or a coworker or somebody else is acting and you'll find your way and hopefully you can show up to work every day and still, and it not affect you in a negative way.

That's what you have to prevent from happening. And then boom, you got your race. Well, also, as long as you know what you're getting into, it's not such a shock to the system once you get into it. If you know this boss is tough to work for, you can kind of go in. and know your situation and react and prepare accordingly. It's when you don't. That's what gets you.

But Don, we say go for it. Go get that raise. Go live a better life. Go take care of those kids. $1.50. Go get it, man. All right, cool. There he is.

Thank you so much. You just needed that kick in the pants. Yeah, you're welcome. All right, Don, have a good day, bud. Yeah, thank you. I feel good. Oh, I feel so good. We love that, baby.

All right, Don, see you, bud. Paul is back and let us know. Yeah, see you later. Jennifer in North Carolina, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. What's going on with you? Good morning, studio. Morning. My question is for lunchbox.

I would like to know where he got his nickname from. All right, lunchbox? Yeah, in the third grade, I wanted a Superman lunchbox from Walmart, and my mom wouldn't get it for me, so I tried to stick it under my shirt and steal it. And when we were walking out of the store, she was like, is there something under your shirt? I was like, nope.

And that's when she made me go give it back to the manager. Okay. I was just one of it. I know usually there's a good story behind every nickname. I was kind of curious where yours come from. All right, Jennifer, you feel fulfilled? Yes, thank you. All right, thank you very much.

Is that the real story? Island Lunchbox tell his story these days. That's just the one we go with now. It's changed over the years for sure. I know other ones. I think these are like eight other ones. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for the call.

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And out of the abundance of caution, she's been staying in New Jersey with her parents so he can continue to serve the community so he doesn't get something from them and pastor. her. Oh, wow. Once he made a home delivery for a child wearing a Superman costume and it was such a hit, he's now donning the superhero suit, giving out COVID vaccines to elderly as well. That's awesome. This guy sounds cool.

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Boney up the day. This story comes to us from San Diego, California. A 25-year-old man was at the San Diego Zoo, and he had his two-year-old daughter, and they were at the elephant exhibit. He was like, you want to see the elephants up closer? Here, I'll take you closer. He climbed over one barricade,

over another fence, started walking up to the elephant, and the elephant started charging him and his daughter. Luckily, he got out unscathed, but he was arrested. Didn't he drop his daughter right when the elephant started running out? Yeah. I was trying to... Sounds like a good dude. Jeez. But he wanted to show her the elephants up close.

And then he wanted to get himself. He's like, you take her! Yeah, crazy, huh? I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Okay, so what happened with your dad? He got a phone call saying that his bank account was overdrawn. Does he answer the phone if someone calls? Yes.

And he was like freaking out because his bank account was overdrawn. And so he calls us. And of course, we just go online and look. And we can easily tell, dad, your bank account is. not overdrawn. Don't talk to those people. If they call you, don't give them any information because they're trying to get, they're taking advantage of you. And they want you to give them their information so they can get into your account and overdraw you. So, I mean, it was just crazy. Because my dad is elderly. He's sick. Like his cognitively, he's not all the way there. And I guess I

shouldn't say he's sick. I would just say he's older and recovering from stuff. So his brain, He could easily get taken advantage 100%. So what did he learn from this? Well, I hope he learned. Don't engage in those phone calls. I mean, I'm thankful that he reached out to us to handle it. But, I mean, I don't know how much information, honestly, he gave them. And I asked.

And he said he didn't give that much, but who knows? He also sometimes doesn't remember if he ate that day, you know? Well, also, too, he may not have known his account numbers. Yeah, I know. I'm thankful, but he can reach over and get the piece of paper and look at it. I just, if he was at home, like, luckily, like we were able to be there and help him, because I don't know if they're like, all right, we'll gather your information and we'll call you back in an hour. But we've told him, like, don't talk to these people.

But I guarantee you, had he been maybe in a little bit of a different place and maybe at his assisted living place, sitting on the couch, watching some basketball and someone called, he would have had access to his checkbook right there. And he would have been like, well, the routing number is da-da-da-da. Well, he doesn't have like 10 warranties, does he, on his car now? Other people call me all the time. He's like, we're calling for the vehicle service department. There have to be people that fall for that. There wouldn't be so many people that are making those calls.

There is, 100%. And I think that they pray specifically on, I don't know if there's a way to find out what age group you're calling. Maybe, maybe not. You just roll the dice and see if you hear an elderly person. You're like, sweet, that's probably going to be easier. Because I could see how they take advantage of older people, no problem. And I used to think, oh, man, how are the old people even falling for it?

But now that I witness even my conversations with my dad is no problem and how he was calling us freaking out that he was overdrawn. Like, I was like, not good. Well, I often answer my phone like this, hello. And they get really excited. They're like, oh, hello, sir. I was talking to a friend who someone accidentally Venmoed him $500. Oh, wow.

And he didn't know the person. and the person reaches out and is like, hey, accidentally Venmoed you $500. Can you send me the $500 back? Sorry, I send it to a wrong person. Because what happens is if you have to send someone to Venmo, for example, if Eddie's cousin, Eddie's like, hey, my cousin's running a fantasy football league,

can you send him $100? So I could Venn him a $100, but it goes, are you sure you know this person? Like, there are these steps to make sure you don't, but you still can accidentally Venmo someone money. So he was Venmoed this money. The guy reaches out and goes, hey, I need that money back.

Can you send it back? So what happens is you don't send it back Because what they've done is Stolen a credit card or a debit card Sent money from that to you Turn it into real money Right I would have got caught

Yeah I would have got got And then you send it back and they get it And then they go back The person who has a card and claims their money back So you're the only one that's out of money Dang Because they go get

And see That's how they're getting the young people And they're getting the old people just regular telephone. Old people that are sending carrier pigeons in, going. And then they hit the young people with Venmo scams. That's crazy. How much of your life do you guys use your phone to pay stuff with?

Lots. Oh, I'll like enter your pass code. Okay. Wow. One percent. Almost none. Yeah, almost none. Only when I got to pay for like a fantasy football league or something like that.

But that's it. Wow. And what do you use? I got into Venmo because no one uses PayPal or what is it called? Is it PayPal? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I used. I love PayPal, but no one has it anymore.

The only time I use PayPal, but there's some websites you buy from that you pay PayPal. Yeah. But Venmo just to transfer money back and forth the whole time. But do you still pay bills by check? Yeah, mail them. I mean, because it's just scary to me to leave it online and trust a computer. If the computers go down, then you don't know your, I mean, it's just, you can't trust computer. But you know what, check is a computer, right?

You're not actually sending them the money. There are computer numbers on the bottom of it. It's a piece of paper. But then I know I don't really get, I don't understand. in that, but I send them that so I know that I sent it, so I know it's taken care of unless the mailman takes my check. Which, by the way,

it's a story for another day about the mailman, maybe being a little shady. Your mailman? I'm going to hold off on the shady malman's story. No, you know it. It's not my mailman. Oh, I do know this. We think there's a shady mailman out there. Stealing very important stuff.

Interesting. Oh. That's the story for another day. That's crazy. On the phone right now is Gabrielle. in North Dakota. Gabriella, what's happening with you? Hey, Bobby. I was wondering if you could give me some advice. Okay, happy to help.

What you got? Okay, so I'm going to be getting married, but I have been really pulling back and forth if I should invite my side of the family or not because it's kind of been like a never-ending feud with them and they go back and forth if they want to be in my life or if they hate me. And I don't know if I want a bunch of drama at my wedding, possibly.

But I also know if I don't invite them. them, they're going to, like, hold it over me, like, for the rest of my life. That's a heavy question. I tend to side on your wedding is about you, and if something's happening at your wedding that doesn't make you comfortable, you don't have it at your wedding, especially if they don't make you comfortable. If there's not some come to Jesus where we love each other and you feel like you can get through this without drama, I wouldn't have them at the wedding.

Because this is not something you're throwing for everybody else. Your wedding is for you. And obviously you're the groom, the guy, the husband. But that's it. You don't have to invite anybody. What do you think? Well, I mean, I think that if you don't invite them, that this could be, that sends a very strong message of like making the feud go even longer.

Like, what if some of them decide they never want to talk to her again because of that? I'm not ending a feud because they want to come to a wedding and eat cake. Because me inviting them to the wedding is not going to help. Not going to fix anything. Could it be an olive branch as long as they behave? Why don't we have dinner? How about that olive branch? Let's have dinner before the wedding.

Because if they come to my wedding and they make it, that's you're forever known as the person who invited trouble to your wedding. No, I know. I agree with you that, like, you shouldn't have drama at your wedding, and I hate that she even has to make this decision because it's family and that sucks. Like, they should put you above everything else. And maybe they can do that on this one day. Maybe they can't.

What's the deal here, Gabriella? If you invite them, do you think, if you had to bet money on it, there would be drama at your wedding? Oh, God. I feel like it's like a. 50% chance. It's pretty strong. I'd bet that. That's, yeah.

I mean... Okay, here's what I would say. This is not the exact answer. My first, my exact answer is, no matter who it is, don't bring drama to the wedding. That's it. That's the end of that answer.

If something is probably going to be dramatic, don't have it. However, could you not do... When is your wedding, by the way? What day? It's going to be next year. I have to plan ahead. Great. Love it.

There's a school and everything. Even better. How about you work to mend that relationship? between now and then. If this wedding was in two weeks, don't invite them. I'd go ahead and say, not for you. However, you have a year. Why can't you start to slowly try to patch things up to where this isn't even a question? You don't have to be best friends with them, but you can make it so you're building. So when they show up to your wedding, you're not keeping one eye looking over at that part of the family going to wonder what they're going to do. So that would be my encouragement. Try to build back a bond,

relationship so much that you don't worry about drama. You're probably never going to be all the way close to them. And heck, if it doesn't work out, then you know for sure you made the right decision. Okay. Good luck. All right. Thank you. Bye-bye. I get a lot of people asking me if I'm inviting my biological father to the wedding. And? What do you think I'm doing? No. No. Oh, you don't think so? No. Wow. I don't think so. You guys think I'm still holding that that tight. No. I don't think it's that. I think you're inviting people that you're close to and you're not close to him. Well, you'd be surprised to know that I am not inviting my house. I haven't invited him.

I don't plan on inviting him. I don't have a relationship with him. My sister does, but I do not. And I don't just want to be like, here's an invite for the sake of an invite, you know. And then it's going to be weird because who's going to walk me down the aisle? Hammer, Arkansas, Keith. You know, and they're both holding each arm. You don't walk down the aisle.

Wait, what? Wait, you can do whatever you want that. You're a day. Yeah, that's what I was telling Caitlin. Not about me walking down the aisle, but I thought I did walk down the aisle. I was kind of told I didn't. You come through the back. Here's what happened.

I said, I wonder what my song is going to be when I walked down the aisle. She was like, what are you talking about? I said, like, I haven't picked my song yet for when I'm walking down. She's like, you're not walking from anywhere. You just, like, show up. Wait, no, no, no, you walk down the aisle. No, no. You come from the side.

Didn't Ray walk down the aisle? ended up right in the front? Well, maybe there wasn't a side. There was no side of it. Yeah, it was a smaller chapel. I had to seat my grandmother and my mom. So yes, I did walk down the aisle,

but it wasn't like an extravagant thing. I just did it and stood up there. I wanted to have like a boa on. I wanted my music to play. I mean, I guess coming from the backside or wherever like the quote unquote altar will be, like you can file in with your groomsman to maybe a particular song.

No, but I needed it. Like I was going to walk. No. And like I would point at the DJ. Oh, nice. And do a dance. Is there even a DJ at that? Typically no, but you can do whatever you want. Yeah.

And so I wanted to like, you know, what do they, Swaree? And point at the DJ. We will, we will rock you. Get everybody up and hype. Get up, everybody. Okay. We will, we will rock you. I give some high fives.

Our spotlight's going in circles. Kind of like the start of a game. That was happening here? Maybe I'm getting confused. Maybe I feel like I'm getting introduced in a basketball game. Oh, crap. You bring out your groomsman and number 23. Sing it.

Well, I was told that doesn't happen after all that. And that I am not walking down the aisle. She will be walking down the aisle. Yes. The big debate is, well, I cry when she walks down the aisle. It's a toss up. That's tough. I don't know.

I honestly don't know. I could see you crying for sure and then I could see you holding it together. You're good at compartmentalizing. Yeah. I wonder how funny I make my vows. She's not going to want you to be funny. I know, she doesn't.

I know. No, you're going to make jokes. She's like it's not a show for everybody else. But she's attracted to your humor. So I think a few jokes are fine. Just don't make the whole thing a joke. What if I bring like a little drum set and go, boom?

No. That's a good idea. I have Eddie set it up beside me. A little snare with a little symbol. Boy, I just flew in from... This is now turning into, like, a comedy show. None of this is happening. Case Caitlin happens to hear this.

None of this is happening. But, man, I did think I was walking into a song. But you can make your wedding your own thing, right? Yes, whatever you want. If you want, that's right. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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That's AMU. dot edu slash military The Bible Bowl show Here's Amy's pile of stories So Garth Brooks opened up about his time With Trisha at home when she had coronavirus And how they used that time stuck together in the house And they used it to work on their relationship

They've been together 15 years And they said they went over stuff that bugs each other And tried to work through it I always like to have those talks when I can leave Not whenever we're trapped together Yeah, no. He said it was definitely like they were trapped. But, you know, Tricia said that they're in it for the long haul. So they want to work through the stuff. Yeah. Hey, good for them. They're more mature than I am. That's why they're the goats. All right. What else? So do you ever use Google to settle an argument? Every argument, actually.

Oh, really? I'm glad you asked. Every single argument. I guess, but most of the time your head is right. Mostly. Your Google inside your brain. The only thing I'm not good at, and Caitlin and I were talking about this last night, is knowing what your things happened in my life. Because I was talking about, first of all, I was referred to Dancing with the Stars as last year. And she's like, that was like 2018. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, sorry about that.

But I never know what year and things in my life happened because it blurs. But I would say finding the years things happened is one of the biggest arguments. Historical questions is another one because I feel like I'm pretty on 99% of the time with history. But then I'll Google it. And I'll do the thing where I'm like, I don't know, but Google it. If I say Google it, that means I think I'm right. Well, I actually have the top five topics that we use Google for when we're in a disagreement. And at number five, the actor or actress who was in that movie that you can't remember.

Yeah, I probably go to IMDB before Google, though, and click all the little images of all the movie trailers and be like, all right, which one of these have I seen that they're in? In it four is the spelling of something. At number three, what year something happened? At two politics and at number one, historical events. What about politics do you search? I mean. Maybe like what year someone was president? Well, that's a what year.

Or what a law is or what's allowed or I don't know. But a bunch of, well, like 77% of us, we get a lot of satisfaction when we Google something we weren't sure about. And then we find out we were right. Yeah, there you go. Okay, a New York tattoo parlor has designed an ink that will fade in just over a year. Like as of right now, if you want a tattoo, you either have the temporary one that washes off in the shower or you've got the permanent one forever. But now tattoos aren't forever. anymore because they've created a way where you can get a tattoo that'll fade over the year.

I don't trust it yet. I need to see someone get this and then look in a year so it's not just some dark, you know, strip that didn't fully go away. Good call. I think they know this because they have tested it out on people. Yeah, I don't know. I need to see it happen for a year. But it's good for people that don't want to fully commit to a lifetime tattoo, but maybe

they want to... I think that would be great. A yearly one. You want to try out of sleeve for a year? That's quite a think of time commitment. Will it hurt? Is it needle in? Or is it like a Sharpie?

It maybe doesn't go as deep, but I think it's the ink that's different. That's pretty cool, though, a year tattoo. Get you a nice neck tattoo for a year? See what it's like? I've always wanted to be a bad boy. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. So when Darius Brown was eight years old, his sister taught him how to make bow ties. Then when he started making him for friends around school, he's like, oh, maybe I'm on to something. I'll start making them for people. Then he realized he could use his talent to help animals. So a couple years later, at 10 years old,

he started making bow ties for cats and dogs at shelters to help them get adopted, especially elderly ones or older ones that people don't really want. And now he's 14 years old. So he has donated over 600 bow ties in all these years, which is super cool. And obviously, a lot of animals have gotten adopted because of it. of him. And his mom just helped him launch a Facebook and Instagram page where people can donate because obviously it costs money to make them. And it's called bow and paws. I'm a sucker

for an animal and a bow tie. Oh yeah. They're cute. Yeah. They're like exponentially raises their cuteness. If I went to a shelter and there was the same animal, no bow tie and bow tie. I'm for sure adopting the bow tie animal. Yeah, that's awesome. Good for you, kid. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Here's the voicemail from Vanessa. I just wanted to call and tell you I bought both your books. I love the first one so far. I want to thank you for being inspiration to me and all your listeners.

Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. I'll thank you very much. I turned into Elvis when I feel awkward after a compliment. That's very nice of you. Thank you. If you guys want to call and leave us a voicemail at any time, 877-77 Bobby. Over to Amy now with you morning corny.

The Morning Corny. Why did the belt get arrested? Why did the belt get arrested? He held up a pair of pants. Oh, nice. That's so dumb. That was the morning corny. That's so dumb.

That's funny, though. Yesterday we're talking about how we knew our significant others were made for us, just like the Jake Owen song made for you. And lunchbox, you said you knew your wife was made for you, When I would go out to the bars and she would tell me, hey, if you're going to kiss other girls, just no tongue. That was the rule. And so I was like, dang, this chick is down. Like, she is cool.

Like, she gets it. She understands it. What do you mean? She gets it? She gets it. I'm an attractive dude that chicks are going to, you know, throw themselves at me and that I just got to be cool with it. Here we go. Here is you talking to your wife?

Yes. Okay, here you go. I want to know the rule about when we were dating when I'd go out. you would say if you're going to kiss another girl what? No tongue. Boom. Wait, but. There's got to be more to that.

Like, was that a joke? Yeah. Listen, the start of that conversation, we're sitting there and she gets the mail and I was like, hey, I want to talk to you about that rule. And she's like, what rule? And I was like, the rule. And she goes, the no tongue. And then that's how we got to that.

So there you go. Right there, it tells you, you guys don't ever believe me. So it was just with dating, not with marriage. If you went to a bar now. I probably should probably say can't kiss other chicks, but I don't know. I've never asked her that. I haven't had that conversation.

So yeah. Have that one, please. Yeah, that's the next one. I'll have that conversation with her today. But you guys didn't believe me that my wife when we were dating said that. Some chicks are cool, some aren't. And my wife is obviously pretty freaking cool.

And how long into the relationship did she allow that? A year? I mean, whenever. Would you take advantage of that? Listen, I didn't take advantage of anything. If things happened, if a girl came up and kissed me, hey. He's not answering you directly.

He would just say yes. When he says, hey. Hey, listen. That always means no, it never happened. No, no, take advantage. I didn't take advantage of anything. I just followed the rules. Ask her that next one.

Okay, if I was to go out as a married man. Yeah. Yeah. So, did he say he already did it and then do you think? No. No. Why not? Because.

See what she says. That's the way to really test it. Right. Because in theory, everything works. Okay. Let us know. I will. Okay.

Story about this guy who won the lottery, won a million bucks in the lottery. Names Nick Slatton. He misplaced the winning ticket. He searched everywhere. He was like, I got to retract my steps. Start retracting his steps. It was in the parking lot of an auto parts store he was at earlier.

A million bucks laying on the ground of the parking lot. Wow. That's amazing. That's like double luck. No, no, no, no. My question is, how do you lose it in the first place? How do you have a million dollars and just casually lay it in your car? I mean, you got a staple it to your body.

There is no way. Oh, my gosh. A man hit it big in the lottery. And now Nick Slatton says he bought the winning ticket after a drink, after a long day of work laying tile. When he checked the numbers, he was thrilled to see that ticket was worth over a million bucks. Quote, I was stunned. I couldn't believe it.

I can't express. It was something else. He rushed to tell his fiance and Michelle about their new fortune, ran some errands, took his brother to the auto parts store. About an hour later, he realized, I lost a ticket. He ran errands? Yeah. Hey, life continues, you know.

He couldn't find it anywhere after retracing his steps, which he did the whole thing. Okay, let me see where I've been. He found it on the ground in the parking lot of the auto part store right near someone else's car. Quote, it's a million dollar ticket and someone stepped right over it. Now he claimed his jackpot. He and his fiancee plan to keep her. working buy a new house on a car. Awesome.

Oh, just imagine if I was walking through that auto parts parking lot and I found that million dollars. What would you do? Would you go, hey, I found this ticket or would you just cash it and act like you won? I'd cash it and act like I won. And then when this guy goes, no, you found my ticket. What would you say? Where's your name on it, bud? Finders keepers, losers, weepers.

You know what I'm saying? You'd really dig in and say that? Absolutely. How can they, listen, if I find it on the ground, he has no right to it. If I go and throw a $100 bill out in the parking lot, right? And someone comes up and pick it up, I'm like, oh, that's my $100. Sorry. Wait, wait.

So does he go finders, keepers, loses weepers, and stick to the story that he bought it himself? That's my question. Yeah. Is it you found his ticket or you bought it yourself? What story are you going with? Well, see, they're going to have video evidence of him buying a ticket, and there's get me no video evidence of him buying a ticket. So if they have video evidence of him buying a ticket, and he was like, listen, I was working hard all day.

I was laying tile all day. Doing real work. But legally, what does have... Legally, he can probably have the ticket if he can sign the back of it. If he said that, I'd be like, look, man, finders keepers, losers, weepers. You wouldn't go, let's just split it.

Split it? No, I'm the one that has the ticket. You want... Hey, you want... What was the price of ticket? $2? I'll give you your $2 back. There is no chance. That would be my ticket. I would be the millionaire.

I'd be the one with a big check at the lottery office. And I would... Let's say, let's flip it. You're the one that dropped in a parking lot. I accidentally... Don't worry. I said, pretend. Let's say that it happens and someone finds it.

Do you expect them to give it back to you or say finders keepers? No, they better give it back. Okay. But if you're irresponsible enough to lose a million dollar ticket, then that's your fault. Sorry. Like, I mean, do you guys not agree? Like, so if you find $100 in a parking lot or a- $100 and a million bucks.

A little different. It's a whole different thing. But also, I mean- If you find a million-dollar winning lottery ticket laying on the ground on the street, you're going to try to track down the owner. I'm going to go, hey, I found a ticket. It won a bunch of money. Tell me how much it won.

Tell me where you got it from. Show me proof. And if so, I'll give it back to you. You're a better man than I am then. But what if? I mean, there's just no chance. And we knew that. There's just no chance.

I mean, God. Here's another one. A Michigan woman won a $4 million lottery jackpot on a scratch-off ticket, and she will now retire. She's from Oakland County, Michigan. she is remaining anonymous. She is taking the one time lump sum payment of $2.5 million and just retiring. Now I'm asking you,

lunchbox, if you won the $2.5 million, would you retire? Would you not come back to the radio show? Man, $2.5 million is a lot. I don't know how much $2.5 million is because I've never seen that much amount of money and I've never talked to a banker person. But if I could live off $2.5 million, then I'd retire and never come back. You wouldn't keep $2.5 million, right? So first of all, lump is 2.5, and they're going to take 40, 45% from taxes.

Yeah, I'd have to talk to a banker, dude. You'd get about 1.3 million. What do you need the banker to explain to you? If I can retire off that, I don't know. And he needs to see the money, he says. He needs to see how much it is like dumping the floor in front of you? All the dollar bills. All right, this is for Wednesday.

He has to put it in envelopes. Because, I mean, like I said, I've never seen that amount of money. so a banker dude would be able to show it to me and be like, okay, like you guys said, like, okay, if you use this on Wednesday, this on Thursday, this is how much you're going to have. So, man, it would be very tempting to walk away from this radio station. And, I mean, just I'd leave my key card out front and you guys get in on Monday morning. $1.5 million, roughly again, what she's literally going to get.

Yeah. Why not use that to supplement in a great way that you could buy a new house? You really could buy it off your house. Kids college. And then you would have a little bit left over. I understand that, but my kids need to work for college. Like, if you just give it to them, are they going to appreciate it? Because I didn't, I didn't, I had to pay for college.

So. I plan on paying for my kids college and I didn't have to pay for college. Oh. My dad paid for my college. I appreciate it. That's awesome. So the question is, $1.5 million. Are you retiring from this radio show?

Man, I'd have to retire. I'd have him to just tell me where I could live, what kind of mansion I could live in. Okay. You're 40 now. It depends on how old do you think you're living. And then you got to think of end of life care. You're not buying a huge mansion and having any money left over. He thinks he is.

Like Hillary Scott just listed hers for two point. They sold it for $2.4 million. That's a mansion. You get you a really nice house. But I don't know what you mean by mansion. I guess there's also what's a mansion to you. I'm like a drawbridge that goes over the little. Yeah, you ain't kidding.

He ain't getting that. You ain't moved to Narnia or some crap for that. Yeah, okay. And you're still playing a lottery. Still playing lottery, man. Every two weeks. Every two weeks, every paycheck, $150. Let's get paid.

And then I do the power ball and make a millions every week. So probably more than... Well, we'd be happy or annoyed if lunchbox wins. Oh, man. I don't know. So happy. I don't know how I'd feel about it. Y'all, he wants this so badly.

Okay, there are a lot of things. I want so badly. And we're happy for you when you get them. Yeah. But I wouldn't want to take, he would take stuff from people to make that happen. Okay. Like you would steal from someone to. Oh, well, if he steals for it, then no, I'm not going to be happy.

But if he genuinely just goes by the ticket and then wins one night, I'd be so happy. I'd be happy for him. Yeah. Would you even call us and let us know you're quitting? No, you would never hear from me again. I just, I just disappear. Like guys, you would sit, like, you would come in and be like, man, lunch must be sick. Let's call his phone.

And it wouldn't answer. He'd be like, man, he must be really sick. And then after about a week, he'd probably be like, dang, dang, he won the lottery. So you wouldn't do your podcast or anything? No, I wouldn't know. Buy podcasts or loser, sorry. We would know because your mug would be, I won the lottery. You'd be at the lottery office the next day.

You'd buy billboards proclaiming you won the lottery. I would hold a press conference with CNN, you know, what else, Fox News. They don't cover that. Yeah, they'll be there. Okay. Oh, man, it would be awesome. And I'd go on all the late night talk tours like, hey, Jimmy Fallon, you want to have me on and talk about the lottery? Let's go.

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Dot E-D-U-S-Military. Here are your top three songs in country music. Number three this week is a former number one. It's Parmali and Blanco Brown Just Away. At number two, Brett Young Lady. I hope you look just like your mama. And number one, Thomas Rett, what's your country song? So Thomas Rett's going to put out a double album?

I think everybody's putting out a double album. now. Everybody has seen what Morgan Wallen did. You put out a great record, which his were two. You put out two, you get more credit because more songs are being streamed. Like, he set the trend. Church is doing it. Thomas Reds doing it. I'm saying people go, how many songs you made to put, like tweeting it? That's just them going, I'm putting out a double

album. And they probably wrote a lot during quarantine too. Well, everybody writes a lot for every record. They always come in like, we did 50 songs. We cut it to 12. But listen, Morgan Wallen hit it hard. And now, everybody's like, smartly getting on that train of Let's put out a double album. I hate double albums.

Miserable. Like, give me six songs, and then just give me five or six songs three times a year. I get a hate double albums. They're the worst thing. Sometimes I don't listen to a single song. Just in protest.

But everybody's doing it. Get ready for a lot of double albums coming out. The number one rock song is Chevelle Self-Distructor. That's enough of that. Oh, gosh. I'm going to take my headphones out. Oh, did you? You saw me.

You had to take your headphones out. I did. All right, dramatic. It was a little. You like that one, Lunchbox? That wasn't too bad. Turn it up again. No.

Okay, and the number one dance song is from Shane Cod, Get Out of My Head. Remember the good old days when dance songs were like, I'm blue da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That's a good old days. When you were looking for a house, did you ever see one that was perfect but like something and you couldn't really explain it? Said, don't buy that house. No? Uh-uh. I've never had that.

Me either, because I think I'm a pretty logical person, but most people say because of superstitious reasons they've not bought a house. Here you go. 21% of people said they just felt bad vibes when they went to a house. Unless that bad vibe is this house cost too much. There's no bad vibe for me. You have 21% of people said, I'm not buying a home because it's on an unlucky street. Oh. Or has an unlucky street number, like 13.

Whoa. Hmm, interesting. Would you buy 13? Yes. Johnson Boulevard. Yes. I don't have an issue with 13. 35% of people say that if someone had something bad happened to them in the house, they wouldn't move into the house. That I need to consider.

I think if it's a bloody murder, that's different than if someone dies peacefully. Yeah. Because don't we all want to die peacefully? Yes, that'd be nice. Even if someone was murdered, I don't know that I'd have trouble if it was a good deal. Murdered? A good deal, though. A good deal.

Yeah. Amy, you find your dream home. And it's, and it's, but here's my thing with that. It's 15% cheaper because someone was brutally murdered, would you? You know I get scared that someone's going to come and recreate. Like there's going to be a copycat killer that's going to come and kill like, oh, they're like, oh, someone got murdered here this way.

We better do it again. So, has that ever happened? I don't think so. Like, I was about to ask a follow-up, but has it ever happened where they go back to a house of a brutal murder and just someone knocks? In my head, it has. So that's why. So you wouldn't buy the house? brutally murdered? I don't think so.

Even if it's a great deal. Half off. Bogot. You get that house on another one. For a friend. That is so hard. Okay, Bogow, friend lives in that one. I get the other one. No, you have to live in that one. You're just not buying a murder house, huh? A murder house is hard for me. Not because I think there's ghosts at all, but legit, what I just expressed, which I get is highly unlikely, but I would just have a hard time

sleeping at night, thinking someone's going to come in and do the same thing to me. I'd have no trouble with a murder house. They'd give me the paperwork. Oh, no trouble at all. And Halloween's would be awesome because I'd really, well, no, I wouldn't have a problem with it. Yeah. Oh, murder me up. Okay.

Weird. You're the only one. Yeah, no. I don't want to live in a murder house. Even though lunchbox you stayed the night in the murder house in Iowa. I mean, that was a bad one. That was bad. And there were spirits, but I don't think spirits live in every house that something bad happens.

But that one, there was something there. But yes, I mean, for a great deal, I'm all about saving that money. I almost bought a house kind of for the opposite. it wasn't like a superstitious thing of like, oh, we shouldn't move here. I went to look when we were looking at houses, we saw one and I was like, this is a sign. We're supposed to live here. Because we walk in and over their fireplace, they have this big joy sign. And I was like, my mom is trying to tell us we should buy this house. It literally was not perfect for us, but I thought that was where we needed to be. And the joy above the fireplace was the sign. So I was like fighting for the house,

but my husband was the rational one. Let me ask this question. Yeah. If someone being murdered in a house keeps people from buying it, shouldn't you go to houses where babies were accidentally born and they should raise the prices on those? Because that's the opposite. Oh, yeah. What? Yeah, because if someone's killed in a house,

then that takes the value down to folks. But if someone's born in a house, they should raise the value. Yeah, good one. Dang. My old house has been real expensive. Why? Because both my roommates got girls pregnant in there.

No, born. Born. Not conceived. Like they actually had a home birth. That's like every home. That's it. No, but it wasn't on purpose. These were accidental.

Oh, lucky house. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. LC Buckshot Smith is the oldest police officer in the state of Arkansas. He served for 46 years as deputy. He retired. Five months later, he's like, man, I'm bored.

I got to get back out there. He's now 91 years old and he's still out patrolling the streets. That's crazy. Like as a civilian? I love it, but does he have a gun? They said he still has a gun and he drives around in an unmarked police car. I don't know. I don't know.

I know, but I don't know about this. Is there just a bunch of duct tape wrapped on a stick? It's got an orange tip on it? He just thinks it's good. I love the story. It's cool. 91 seems... I'd like to talk to old Buckshot.

Yeah. Scoobah, see if you can line up an interview with Buckshot. Ninety-one years old is a cop in Arkansas. I'm looking at him right here. Oh. She doesn't look 91. I would like to talk to him on the show. Okay. All right.

Lunchbox, that's awesome. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. I'm going to ask you a question in a minute about the wedding. This is a little debate we got into last night. Can I kiss a tongue when I'm up there when they're like, you may now kiss the bride? Okay. Just think about that.

I have my answer. Okay. I assume since you have it that quick, you're going to be anti what I'm going to say. But in a minute, we'll get into that. Okay. Let's go over and do the news. Here we go. Bobby's Big.

Story. Where do I start today? Now, I will do the Will of Fortune story. This Will of Fortune winner donates $145,000 prize as they won two charity. Wow. That's a lot. Yeah, Scott Colbrunner won big on Will of Fortune last week, and he's donating it all to two charities.

The guy racked up about $45,000 in cash prizes. Went on to win the bonus puzzle, adding another $100,000 grand prize to his jackpot, and he has pledged to split it up to uplift family services in the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank. I thought that was amazing. He went on the game show, giving all the money away.

What's the game show you'd be the worst on? And I asked that because this is the one for me. Will of Fortune. You can put up there the letters M-blank V-E. And I'd be like, Mo. Me.

Can I get a vowel, please? I'm like, oh, he's going to pick O. He's going to pick O. E. E. I'm terrible at Will of Fortune And I used to watch her with my grandma every day And she would crush them

She'd be 70 years old And she'd be like Jack Sprout would eat no fat His wife would eat no lean And I'm like, there's 1J up there I cannot do Willa Fortune What's the game show you're the worst at? Jeopardy Not a big trivia kid ever

No, never been good at trivia Or just like Also too, you have to You know, say it that way Alex, what is? I forget that every time on the board there'd be C and then a blank and a T

I'd be like hmm And the category would be animal And I go Hmm Stop It could be Cool Let me get a vowel

All right E That's not Kett I was that bad at Jeopardy No Will of Fortune Eddie Game Show you're the worst

Hands down Jeopardy I try to play along with it Every time when it's on TV I mean I can't If I were there I would never buzz in I would be too late I don't know anything

I'd be so bad at it. Yeah. Lunchbox? I used to think Jeopardy, but now that we do easy trivia, I feel like I'm getting better at trivia, so I'm learning more, it would be named that tune. Now that it's back on, I mean, that would be impossible for me. Because you hear me, when we play music on this show,

I'm like, man, you can play that song a hundred times and I'd have a hundred different guesses. So you feel like you're getting better at easy trivia? Yes. Have you ever won? Yeah, I've won. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Well, let's act like I've never won before. Come on now. Let's not be crazy. Also in the news. Hit it, Ramundo. Bobby's... A guy in California found, and you may have seen this on the internet, shrimp tells in a box of cinnamon toast crunch on Monday of this week.

Cinnamon toast crunch said, quote, it was just an accumulation of the cinnamon sugar. I saw it. And let me say, it's my favorite cereal. So I do have bias here. It's the best cereal, pound for pound. It doesn't look like clumps of sugar. Does it look like shrimp?

I'm looking at it even up close right now. It looks like shrimp tails. Surely they take it to a lab and test it. But how do we know it was really in there? Yeah, that's true. I do a full background check on this guy. See if you ever lied before. And if you ever lied one time in his life, yeah, I'm going to use that against him.

It looks like shrimp tails, but here's what I'm going to say about it. I don't think that cinnamon toast crunch the factory, the company should have to pay for some Goober dropping some fish tails in a little As a practical joke Meaning somebody who worked there Or maybe somebody who worked in a different place in the main Unless you have about a hundred boxes coming at you Full of Fishtails

And it's a one-time thing It's probably somebody playing a joke Yeah or Lucky Charms is like, take this The feud That was same company Okay fine, grape nuts Mike D yelled same company from the corner of the room That's a different company

Don't you think it looks like fish tails Mike Or shrimp tails? Okay It's a big story They also said there were rat droppings in there too Oh boy In the same box It may just be a bad box

Yeah What is that? Occasionally you get a lemon And finally Not everybody's getting Their butts handed to them because of the bracket The NCAA bracket A guy in just Eli

Put $10 on a 10 team bet On draft kings The drafting sports book 10 bucks He won $33,000 Because he picked 10 games all in a row. Wow. He picked games like Abilene Christian over Texas, UCLA over BYU, Orwell Roberts winning their second game.

But he hit 10 games and $10 went to $33,000. Just like that. Just like that. Did he donate that to charity? I wouldn't either. Not from winning like that. I think lunch bucks that's where you should put your money instead of the lottery. You have a better chance of winning a 10-team parlay than you do a scratch-off.

That's true. You think so? Yes. I mean, I don't even think that you have better odds. I don't, when I gamble on draft kings, promo code bones, I do it for fun, for entertainment. If I ever start losing it's like affecting my day, like in a really bad way, I'm going to stop.

But I think if you're doing it to actually make money, I think the odds are better that you're going to win a bet than you're just getting some scratch-offs. Huh. I'll have to think about that. I never even thought about that. I really thought the lottery was my best option to hit it big. But, all right, I'll download. it. Well, I'm just saying

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Is it true that you spend like $250 or $300 a week in lottery tickets or is it every other week? It's every paycheck, $150. So it's every two weeks. Have you ever considered taking that amount of money and putting it in savings and then at the end of the year? That's like winning a very small lottery. I mean, that might be like $2,000 at the end of the year. Oh, I mean, that doesn't really excite me. That's not millions of dollars.

I mean, two grand. Like, I mean, yeah, two grand is great, but millions of dollars allows me to retire. Two grand doesn't allow me to retire. Well, it's a little nestag, consider. But, I mean, do you understand the lottery? I mean, we have it here in Mississippi, which is next door in Florida, which is next door. But when I play, I play like maybe $10. Like twice a year.

Well, you need to play more. Why would she need to play more? Because then she can hit it big. With playing it only once or twice a year, the odds are you're just not going to win. But the odds are you're not going to win either. Right, you don't increase your odds. You have any stories sometimes we bring of like the person that never played the lottery won. By the way, let me just say that if you're putting $300 back a month, that would be over $3,000 a year.

Not that it matters to you. No, it doesn't matter. It's still not. $3,600 a month with interest. you probably made four grand. Woo, yay. I mean, I know that's great. I mean.

Imagine four grand over the past five years. Which is exactly what he's. So do the math. You have $20,000 right now. 20,000. Guess what, though? If I hit, millions. But you haven't.

Okay, I haven't. So, I mean, until I get to a million dollars spent, then it's called break even. Don't understand that logic at all. No, no. Listen, if I, to get to, eventually, I'm going to win a million dollars in the lottery, eventually. So until I spend a million dollars, it's all profit. Right now it looks like a big loss.

But then when I hit it big, it's like, oh, you subtract that 52,000. Wow, you made $950,000 on that one ticket. Your expectation is that you're going to win a million dollars in the lottery? At least. That's, yes. By what age does this need to happen? I would say probably by 55, so 16 more years. He's helpful. Brenda, thank you for your call. All we have in life is hope. That's right. That's it. I know. Thank you, Brent. Thank you.

Have a great day. Dream big, guys. Dream big. Put it on your vision board. I don't have one of those. Well, hey. If you'd like to reach out to us, not about the lottery, anything else. 877-77 Bobby.

Around the room, let's do a little check-in with the segment we call What's the Haps. Hey! What's the Haps? Eddie, I'm coming to you first since you requested this segment. Big day for me, guys. Guess what? But my life's about to change because I am going to get a free donut every day because I'm getting vaccinated today.

Oh, that's exciting. Are you getting it all today or one shot? Just one shot. And then I guess you wait two weeks or whatever to get the second one. Three or four, depending which one you get. Okay. And I don't have any of the details because my wife signed me up and I'm just going to show up and get it done.

Nice job. Thank you. Hey, and then I'm going straight to Krispy Kreme. Right, is that right? Yeah, if you have your car? Yeah, you get one every day, man. It's awesome. Have you been?

Yeah. I went yesterday. Got my first one. And they didn't say anything? Didn't say anything. It said, congrats. Move on. So are you going to go every day?

Every single day. He's the guy. He's the guy that's going to go every day. I am going every single day to get the donut. Even if you don't want a donut? Even if I don't want the donut, I'm going to go there, show my card,

and give me the donut. I'm one for one. I don't know how many days are left in this year, but that's how many days I'll be going. Do they recognize you from when you tried to steal donuts the last time? No, they didn't recognize me. Maybe they'll get, they're going to get used to me, though.

They're going to know this face, and they're going to see it every single day. I'm back. I don't get it. Today you're going to. Today I'm getting it, three o'clock. Congratulations. Thank you, man.

All right. Hey, what's the hatch? Amy, you got one? Yeah, so did you know that they make booster seats for a toilet that are about, I don't know, five inches tall or so? And, you know, this is something that we've had to look into because my dad now is living with us, but I kind of want to install one on my toilet because you know my lower back has issues and I feel like it's guys, it's amazing you don't even have to squat all the way down.

You just kind of like for a girl, you just go and you kind of lean back. You just like lean back and boom, there's the toilet seat. I'm like, this is the greatest invention ever. I don't even have to get up and down and strain my lower back sometimes. Sometimes if my back is in a lot of pain, I have to use the wall to help myself. get up. Yeah. Sometimes old people have awesome stuff.

Yeah, they do. For example, they have this bathtub and I posted about this on Instagram a few weeks ago. You get in and you can pretty much sit up

and the water comes up on you and you shut a door and then it fills up. It's amazing. It's amazing. You can take a bath by like chilling, sitting up.

Listen, I'm about to hook you up with all the great elderly things that are going to come in handy for us at 40. I think they're pretty awesome. Yeah. Old people got it made, man.

Hey! What's the hat? So it's March Madness in my house, not because of basketball, but because I have two dogs. They're going berserk. One of them now, I think she's seven months old, and obviously Stanley, who's almost two years old, and he got into something.

She is, like, mostly husky and a little bit of hound. She is able to get out of her cage. She jumps fences. She finds a ways to get through doors. She opens. It's crazy. She's like a little escape artist. but she also gets into stuff when she opens a door.

And so she got into the cupboard and she got into some food. And she just fine. She didn't eat it all. But Stanley went in there and just ate all of it. And he got so sick. He had like eight massive accidents on the carpet in the living room. Big, big accident. Vomit, a lot of poop.

So much so that ran with the vet to make sure he was okay. And he's okay. But the carpet was so bad. And it was on this carpet that's like 10 by 10. We couldn't even have them come clean the carpet. We had to ship the carpet off. Oh, man. The people from Zero Res,

here in town came and had they drove and picked up that carpet they're going to dip it took it because they were like this is dead body kind of stuff yeah just destroyed it Stanley created a murder scene yeah and so in the living room we just got a bunch of furniture scattered everywhere because the carpet died we're hoping they clear don't didn't you just get that carpet clean yeah like last week from another mud situation because the dog so it's March madness at my house but not because of basketball because of the dogs. That's what's happened with me. Hey!

What's the hat? Lunchbox. My dad turns 66 this coming Monday, and he is taking a big leap, and he is getting his first smartphone ever. He has never had one. He's used to flip-flown. He's never been able to see pictures we send.

He's never sent a text message in his life, but he's tired of missing out on the group thread that we have in the family, and so he's doing it. He's getting a smartphone, and it's going to be a disaster. You think so? Oh, he's not going to know how to use it. He's going to get so frustrated and it's going to be hilarious. But yes, he's doing it because he wants to see pictures that we all send.

We're like, oh, did you see that picture? No, I haven't seen it. I can't see it. Well, genetically, or maybe as you were raised, you're very similar to that. Very. Very similar. You don't want to go and, you know, do direct deposit. You don't want to do it.

I guess you were forced in direct deposit. Yes, here at work. They made me do it or they were going to charge me. You don't want to pay your bills online. Nope. It's all mail. My dad still mails his bills. He still pays by check.

He does all that. Go to the grocery store, pay by check. Even Lunchbox's current smartphone is like the very first one. It's really cool. You can sell that now as like a retro version. All right, that's what's the haps. Hey, what's the hats? All right, thank you guys for hanging out, for calling.

Let's go over and talk to Stacey in Louisiana. Stacey. Hello. How are you, Bobby? Doing pretty good. I appreciate your calling. What's going on? Yes, I'm actually ashamed to say it,

but I had never heard of you until about four years. ago when my son, who was 13 at the time, introduced me to you and made me listen to your show every single day on the way to school. And my question is, he's almost 17 now and would love to have a chance to meet you. Are you going to be doing any type shows or meet-and-greet once COVID has passed and everything opens back up? I would think so. I mean, we don't have any plans now. I can tell you this without telling you a lot. We have a couple of raging idiot shows for later in the year, but it's bigger than a single show. I don't know if I should reveal it now.

We are, it's not the reveal, but let me say this. We're going to launch festival or two this year. But you don't know you're supposed to say that or not. No, I'm not supposed to say it, actually. But I'm saying, wouldn't it be cool if we launched a festival or two this year? It would be very cool? Us and some of our other cool music friends. Wouldn't that be cool?

So now it's just a question? Yeah, I'm just asking a question. Wouldn't it be cool if we launched it? a festival then everybody could come and see. That'd be cool. You know? Yes, we have a couple plans, Stacy, but not yet. We've got to make sure that we are medically cleared by all the cool doctors out there, okay?

Okay, well, in the meantime, can you just say hey to Brett for me so I can play this back on the podcast? Brett, what's up, dude? Appreciate you listening to us at 13. I know you're getting 17, 18 years old right around that mark, and you're going to be too cool for us real soon. Because there's a drop-off, right? Young kids think we're cool. when they get to be old teenagers or in their early 20s, we're not cool anymore.

But you'll come back. You'll reattach yourself with us probably around 29 or 30. And then we'll be back friends again. Is that usually what happens? That's usually what happens. Oh, gosh. When he's 29 or 30, we're going to be 50.

That's okay. We'll be cool again. Okay. Because he'll start to understand. Oh, yeah, they're good people. Yeah. Yeah, but we're not cool to like 21-year-olds anymore. Those days are long gone.

Stacey, thank you for calling. We appreciate that. All right, thank. Bye-bye. The Bobby Bone. show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU,

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Dot E.D.U. In Tallahassee, Florida, Marion is on the phone. Marion, what's going on? Hey, sir. How you doing? First time call or congrats. I'd like to say hello to everybody. Appreciate that, buddy.

what do you need from us? We'll help you out right here. I was listening to you every morning, and I heard about the lottery ticket that was on the ground, and, you know, somebody, you know, about the million dollar lottery ticket. Well, a similar thing like that happened to me, but it wasn't a million dollars. Me and my wife went to Blockbusters one afternoon to rent a movie a few years ago, okay? And there's nobody in the parking lot. I walk outside, and I'm walking to my car, and I look down, and I think it's a dollar bill. So I just pick it up and throw it in my pocket.

Well, when I get in a car, my wife says, what do you got? And I opened it up. It was a $100 bill. And I said, well, look, we got some, we can go buy some, we'll buy some supper tonight. You know, I mean, we could buy supper anyway, but I said, we got a free meal tonight. So we go buy a meal, get home, watching our movies. About two hours later, my doorbell rings. It's 9 o'clock at night.

And a deputy sheriff comes through a door, and I open the door. I said, can I help you? he said, you found $100 in the Blockbuster parking lot. I said, yes, sir, I did. He said, I'd like to have that $100 back. And I said, okay. He said, well, the people came back and said they lost $100 somewhere around it. I said, well, how did you know it was me?

He said, we went inside and looked at the videotapes, and your vehicle was the only vehicle that came in there after them people, before them, after them people. Wow. Oh, no. So then what? Yeah. Now I gave them the $100.

But the thing was, I didn't have no cash that day on me. So that $100 we bought supper with, right? So my wife had to write a check to the deputy. And then the deputy was going to give the people their $100 back. Wow. What lunchbox? Why are you making a face? That seems baffling to me that they can sit there and come to your house and say,

give the $100 you found on the ground. That is so bizarre to me. I'd have been like, let's go to court. You would have went to court and had to pay fees that were over $100 to fight for $100? Yeah, and then I'm writing the deputy to a check for $100. How do we know those people ever got their $100? How do you know, Marion? Okay.

What the deputy said was when I found it, I should have took it to the police department and let them put it in lost and found. And if nobody reported it, they would give me the $100 in 30 days. And there's no way $100 bills is living a long show. self-life in a lost and found. Wow, Marion, that's a wild story. I never thought it would go that far. I mean, I get looking

at the tape, but sending a cop to a house. So I guess the finders, keepers, losers, weepers, rule doesn't exist. Did you ever think about saying that, Marion, to the officer, like, Officer Statute 321 point dash as finders keepers, losers, weepers? No, well, it was just

so funny. Nobody never goes to our front door. Our front door has never been used. And when the door Well, it kind of freaked us out at 9 o'clock. And I was like, why somebody at our front door? Yeah, that's weird. And when I opened it up, it was a deputy, you know. But no, I said, yes, sir, I did.

I said, yes, sir. I said, but I spent most a bit, I said, my wife's going to have to write you a check. He said, okay. That's a weird story. I mean, so have you, like, if you find anything ever again on the floor, you're just like, nope, not going to touch it. I ain't found nothing else. All right, hey, have a good day, Mary.

appreciate that. Yes, sir. Thank you. Enjoy the show. Bye, bye. Oh, my gosh. He mentioned going to

Blockbuster. It had to be years ago. Yeah. He says stores, like I say stores sometimes, because they said, we went to Blockbusters. I had this same conference with

Caitlin probably two nights ago. She had to go to Nordstrom's to get something. And I was like, are you going to Nordstrom? She goes, it's called Nordstrom. I was like, no, it's Nordstrom's. Everything has an S behind it. You got to go to Nordstrom's.

And then I didn't realize I was saying that. In Arkansas, Keith would call it Walmarts. I guess it's just when you're in the South, Sometimes you just put an S on things. Yeah. Did he say where he was from? Yeah, Tallahassee, Florida. Oh, okay.

And the last blockbuster is up in Oregon, right? Yeah. So that had to be years ago that happened. A long, long time ago. We were also talking last night. Kaylon asked me something weird about the wedding or some planning. I don't remember. I wasn't totally listening.

I think I was on my phone or something. She's like, hey, what do you think about? Skibobabab. That's what I heard, right? And so I was like, yeah, yeah. And she goes, hey, this is a big game for you coming up on Saturday. with Arkansas playing basketball. Oh yeah, absolutely.

And she goes, okay, I was just asking you that to show that you only listen to certain things, like certain little buzzwords that I say, like your ears pop up. Like Arkansas and basketball. She said that. I listen to every part of the question. Something about the wedding?

It was like Charlie Brown. But I thought it was funny. She called me on that. We also had the conversation about the kiss at the wedding where it's like you may now kiss the bride. I was like, oh, I'm for sure going with tongue. She was like, no, you're not going with tongue?

I said, yeah, of course. I'm going to kiss you like, why are you doing your face like that? Because I don't want to see you going at it with tongue. And you're not. Why not? Because she's going to have her makeup done and everybody's looking at you and you don't need to make it all. Well, you just keep it classy and simple. Not that using tongue is not classy, but just no, you don't need to do that in front of all the people and then mess up her face.

Maddie and Tay were at the house last night. We shot my Twitch show called On Time. and they were split on it too if I should use tongue. Oh, one of them said yes. One of them said no. So I think Maddie said yes and Tay was like,

I don't know what I would do that. I think that was what happened. Okay. Did you kiss your wife with tongue, Eddie? No, no, I didn't. It'd be too awkward, man. You got in-laws there and everything. I'm not saying, do the head turn both directions.

Bobby's like second base. I'm going there. That'd be awesome. No, just to see everybody go, what is happening right now? It wouldn't be a full. make out, but it'd be kind of like this. No, but I don't want to see your tongue. No, just let me show you. Okay, I don't even want to look at you do it now. Everybody

watch my mouth. Okay, it'll be like this. Oh, it's like you're licking. It's like a slip. It's like a slip of a tongue. If that is how you kiss. Let me show you one more time. Let me show you one more time. Okay, fine. It's like, mouth slowly opens and it's like this. There's like one single. I think there should be tongue just a little bit of tongue. But that means she's going to have to open her mouth. Well, we made the deal. Or you're just licking her face. We made the deal.

She can give me, she'll give me one second. That's weird. One Mississippi. Why do you want to do the tongue so bad? Because I think it's hot. It's sexy. Stop. Okay.

I like to kiss her with tongue. And that's you, the definition of. Oh, do you're saying I'm not the definition of sexy? No, you're not. All right. That's a wrap. No. I'm saying you're not always trying to.

Ray, hit the button. We're out of here. No, I'm not done, Ray. Don't hit the button. The morning show's official YouTube channel. Go to YouTube, search Bobby Bones show, and subscribe today. Bobby Bones. Police pulled over a driver in Kansas going 149 miles an hour.

I don't even want to go. I don't even know my car can go that fast. I don't even know my car can go that fast. I don't even want to get in a car that can go that fast and only go 70. That's just scary to me to try to go that fast. Wow. City of Overland Park, Kansas, clocked the woman's vehicle going 100. Also, that it's not a dumb dude.

Yeah. Let me say I was shocked to see that was a woman. Clocked the woman's vehicle on Sunday going 149 on I-435 near the U.S. 69 highway, which, by the way, is more than double the speed limit. The officer asked the woman, do you know how fast you were going? She said, well, when I looked down the speedometer, I was doing 128. You wonder if she was even lying then? I don't know.

She was like, I know I was doing 150. Let me just play it cool. 128, officer. What was her excuse? going somewhere? The excuse wasn't on here. Okay. Didn't matter. That is such a high speed, 149. That's crazy. That has to be for fun. You're not going anywhere. Yeah, and what kind of car, it has to be because you're in a car that does that, because cars don't do that. Right? Most cars don't go 149 miles an hour. I'm shocked that the cop car can catch that. That's a great point too.

Maybe they're way behind with their sirens yelling, pull over. I'd be ticked if I was a cop too having to go 149 miles an hour. You're putting that's scary. That police saw. officer's life in danger. What's the fastest you've ever gone? I don't know. I don't like that question because I don't know. I don't like going fast. I know I've been in the 90s.

I don't think I've ever been 100. No, you would know if you got 100. Yeah. Probably me, probably 90, late for an appointment. Probably 92. An appointment. Yeah, doctor's appointment. And you're going 90?

Yeah, I didn't even realize it too. Are you going to die if you don't get there in time? It was one of those things where I'm like, man, I'm flying. And I look down. Like, whoa, I'm going 90, slow down. Sometimes you're on the highway and you look down and you're like, okay. You're like, I thought I was going 128. I didn't know I was going 14.

You guys are crazy. I mean, I assume I've probably been, because the speed limit's 80 in certain parts of Texas. Correct. So I must have gone 90, or at least 89, doing 9 over. You don't want to go 90. That's what's up. We will see you tomorrow.

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