The Bobby Bones Show - Can You Have Feelings For Multiple People? + Lunchbox Guesses Weight

Episode Date: December 28, 2018

The show debates if you can have feelings for multiple people. Also, Lunchbox guesses listeners' weights. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Translitting across America. Bobby Bones show. That's right. Oh, yeah. Friday morning. Let me say hello to all my friends. Go on in studio. Morning.

Let me say hello to everybody out there listening. We appreciate you so much. If you listen live, it is early. You are what's called an EML, an early morning listener. We are also early morningers. All of us EMLs, we're in this together. Also, let me say, if you're listening on the podcast, well, good for you. You didn't wake up early.

Good for you. So, yeah, we're here. I do want to talk about this story here. A woman secretly fattened up bridesmaids for the wedding. Amy, you know about the story, right? Yeah, so she has some bridesmaids. Obviously, she wants to be the one that shines the day of her wedding. I love this story for a second and say, I love this story so much because it's, it's, even if I would never do this.

But all humans are thinking about something like this, but I can't believe she actually went through with it. Go ahead. Okay. So she thought if she made them look bigger, she would look skinnier in the photos. And then also the day of, she would just look back. better, you know? That's so crazy. And so her bridesmaids also happen to be her sisters.

And so she would make them breakfast every morning and she would serve them smoothies. And they would think like, oh, yeah, I'm getting this healthy smoothie. But, I mean, she was loading it up with fat. And, like, she got this, like, mega weight gain protein powder from like. That's so crazy to be mega weight gain and you're secretly putting it in somebody's smoothie. Like something that a bodybuilder that's working out like a bajillion hours a day and lifting heavy weights would use this stuff. and, you know, for major gains.

And she was feeding it to her sisters in a smoothie. I take it back. Normal humans don't want to do this. I thought for a minute, everybody wants to look in a picture, like, you want to look good and the best? I just can't imagine sneaking super weight gain into anybody's smoothie. No way. How awful.

Didn't you move your wedding, Amy? Yeah, for my sister so that she wouldn't look, you know, she would say, she was pregnant. So she didn't want to look, like, waddling down the aisle and look, heavy in all the photos because she would feel like she'd have to explain everybody, I'm nine months pregnant here, you know? But so we were going to get married in May, but yeah, that was around her due date. So she asked us or came up with the brilliant idea of getting married on New Year's Eve and presented this whole case as to why it would be amazing, which basically

centered around she wouldn't be as heavy in December as she would be in May. And I moved it because I didn't want her waddling down the aisle and I also didn't want her going into labor, so that made sense. Look at you. I know. See some sisters. Amy the saint. I care about their sisters. But I mean, I did laugh out loud when I saw that the sister did that. If I'm in her party, her bride's party, I'm out of my skull right now going, I cannot believe you did this. Well, listen, we're here Friday.

I'll tell you what. We'll go ahead. I heard a big gasp. I mean, I'm just thinking about these poor sisters. They think they're being healthy. And then like even legit, like the day of the wedding or the week that it rolled around, they had to get their dresses altered because they weren't fitting. Cruel. Miranda and Louisiana is on.

Hi, Miranda. Hi, Bobby. Good morning to you and thank you for listening. Thank you. Y'all do so amazing every day. I try to listen as much as I can. Oh, wow. Well, it is a pleasure to talk to you.

What would you like to ask? Well, I text in and I ask Amy if she would ever have any biological children. So I think a lot of our listeners that are new and maybe even some, they've been around a while, they've heard your story about adoption over the past five years. Your kids have been here now seven months or so. Eight. Eight months. Wow.

Eight today. Today. Exactly. Well, and with that, the biological children. Do you still want to have them? Can you still have them? We've never been proven that we absolutely cannot have children. We have gone to fertility doctors.

My husband and I both been tested. It's sort of just a mystery. So, yes, we could still get pregnant. Now, do I want a baby as much as I used to? No, because now I have an 11-year-old and an 8-year-old, and I feel like my life is pretty full, and I feel like now I'm comfortable with this being my mom life, and I think my husband's comfortable with that too.

For a long time, it was really hard because I wanted a baby, and now I've just accepted that this is my role, and I feel really good about that. So we'll see what happens. My daughter does want a sister and a brother, more babies. Don't all kids, though. Yeah, they do. I want other kids. And I'm like, by way of, she's like, you get pregnant. Oh, you're like, interesting. Never thought about that. Hey, Miranda. Hey. What do you think about that?

I think that's a great answer. I have two kids in my own and maybe one day I could adopt too. Yeah, you kind of just have to, the path changed. I mean, for me, I desperately for years, I wanted to get pregnant so badly. And then once we pursued adoption, I just realized, okay, this is what we were supposed to do. So, you know, we don't necessarily avoid it, but we both have talks like, well, what if we were rid of a baby right now? Like, life would get crazy. Well, so are you now doing anything to make sure that doesn't happen? No, we don't really avoid it, but we've had talks. Like, should we prepare for that? Because what if we were to get pregnant? But then it just seems, yeah. Snippy, snippy, snippy. Well, for one of us, I don't know. But, I mean, but neither of us are into that.

No, no, no, no, no. My sister's husband's snippy-s-s-sib-sib-sib-s-fing. It's fine. I feel like doing it today. They have four kids. I don't even have a girlfriend. I'm niffy, snippy. Miranda, thank you so much for listening. Where do you live in Louisiana? I live in West Monroe.

Oh, I used to summer there. Dynasty. Yeah. Dynasty town. Okay. No, I'd never been there. Yeah, maybe I've been there. Louisiana Monroe.

Arkansas plays them in football. Yeah. Okay, hey, listen. Thank you so much. Appreciate you listening. Hope you have a wonderful day. It's a Bobby Bones show. Maybe I hear you just order straight tequila the night.

Yeah, well, my friend Kelly, taught me that tequila is an upper you know it's like it's the one alcohol that will not bring you down and you'd be happy so if you're going to have just one or two like why not stay up and be happy and it's just

cleaner if you order it meat and add water and a little bit of lemon so you don't have any calories people were just surprised that you went up to the bar and ordered a straight tequila yeah straight tequila and plus I love the song you know I really feel like that song makes me want to drink tequila too Which one? Tequila mix her clothes come off? No, no, no, no. No.

Oh, Street. What? Dan and Shea tequila. Oh, you know. Very different songs. Like, tequila, I just love this song. And then, yeah, my friend Kelly telling you that, ever since I've been like, okay, well, I try to be healthy. Like, I don't want to have crazy calories.

And I would rather be happy than sad. So around the room, what's your drink? Right now, tequila, neat. Neat. means. I know me. I had to learn it, too. What does it mean? It means no ice. If you want ice, you say tequila on the rocks. But tequila, no ice. Lemon on the side, please, because I don't want that lemon floating in my drink.

It's dirty. Lunchbox, what you drink? I love tequila, beer, vodka, alcohol. Your drink, though. I just name you order me something, I'll drink it. It doesn't matter. You'll just take an alcohol. Yeah, I'll take an alcohol. I'll take an alcohol. Whatever you want. Okay, wine cooler?

It didn't matter to him. Okay. What about you, Bob? Bobby? The Charlie Temple. That's a good one. People always laugh at me. So I'll go, I'll take you Charlie Temple. I'm like, no, no, no.

I ordered that a lot when I was a kid, but. Yeah, I wish they had a man name for it, though. You know, like the bench press or something. It would be like something's a little more manly. Squats with a side of. A little football bench press fart, you know? I'll take one of those. Something super manly.

Because here's that goes. Because I don't drink. So I go up to the bar and I'm like, hey, do you have a grenadine? and they go, no. Oh, do you have cherry juice? And now we've entered this conversation. It's a vortex of that I'm a wimp, is basically what it is. Like, oh, we do have cherry juice.

Can I get a Shirley Temple? You want it dirty, Shirley? No. What does that mean? That sounds weird. That makes it. It's a dirty, yeah. That adds alcohol.

Oh, so you want a mocktail. No, no. A Charlie Temple is a mocktail. Yeah. So that's my drink, if I order one. Raymond, what's your drink? Yeah, Red Bull vodka, pretty much. Our audio guy, Red Bull vodka.

Oh, I don't get you going. You just need one. You just need one. Morgan number two, do you have a drink? Yeah, whiskey sours. What's a sour mean? It's just a type of liquor that goes in it and makes it not so strong. Hmm.

Interesting. My other drink, I guess, would be a club soda, extra limes. Oh, crazy. They go extra lines like extra, like seven lines. So I'll bring in our phone screener, Hillary. She sits out in the glass room, and when you call, she answers all the calls. But sometimes they present her a scenario. and she's like, hey, this is pretty interesting.

And she came to me about this one. So tell me what's up. This girl called us, and she's currently dating this guy, but she said she's starting to have feelings for this other person. And she wants to stay with the guy she's with, but is it okay to have feelings for someone else? That's the question. She's not going to cheat.

Okay. But let's say, Amy, you and your husband are together, okay? You're not going to, you're not splitting up. No way. But you start to have feelings for lunchbox. Yeah. So I probably just couldn't hang around with lunchbox. Okay, so wait, what is your answer there? Go ahead.

I would have to stop hanging around with lunchbox. Because if the, because lunchbox is so, um, so sexy. Steamy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And enticing that if that was going to affect my current relationship, I would have to. And then, but if it didn't, then I could start hanging out with them again. But if it was going to start affecting it, I would have to create that space. What do you think about this lunchbox is a relationship and you're staying together,

but you have feelings for someone else? Is that cheating? Yeah, if my wife has feelings for another dude, she's cheating on me. Just feelings. Oh, yeah, you can't be having a feelings for another dude. What if she has a crush on someone at work? No, she's quitting that job or we are done. You can't be, that is cheating on me.

My wife cannot have feelings for another dude. Go ahead, Anne. But can you have feelings for another girl? No. Not even feelings. No. Okay, so here's my thought on this. Feelings, that's not cheating or dishonest.

Go! Anything dishonest is because there's a deception involved, right? And so you either, A, have a relationship where you go, hey, I have a crush on someone at work, I don't like how it makes me feel because I shouldn't. And that's a very honest and difficult thing to talk about. Or you just have to get away from them.

Or you just have the feeling that you don't share to them. But it's not cheating. If you're not lying about something, if there's no deception involved, you're not cheating. You're not having emotional conversations. You are having gravitational pull because your heart is fluttering when that person is next to you. You can't help that though. That's what it means.

Well, with the heart fluttering. That's what it means. When you have feelings for someone else, get out of here. I don't think feelings are action. I have lots of feelings all the times. I have angry feelings that I don't act on. Sometimes I get really mad. I don't act on those feelings.

And so therefore, you don't. I'm not an angry person. I'm not a cheating person. Listen, you tell her, Hillary, that what I said was, she's not acting. she ain't cheating. You know, your heart tells you to go a hundred different ways every day. You don't follow every way your heart tells you to go. Your heart processes, your brain, your brain processes, your actions, your actions dictate you.

So if her actions aren't, then she's good. I'll let her know that. Call her know. Call her back. I'm the only one that feels that way, by the way. Everybody else in the show. Well, they don't feel that way. Yes, Amy.

Lunchbox, what about how you think girls are so hot all the time and you stare at them? It's okay to think someone's hot. You don't have feelings for her. Oh, she's pretty. You can appreciate beauty. That's okay. No. What if your wife said there's this dude at work and he's so hot?

No, she can't talk like that. Well, no, but what if she did? Because you do. Right. If he thinks he's hot, but if she has feeling for him, you can, do you call that girl back? And you tell her she's a two-time and tri-foot girl. She can't be doing that. She's not two-time in anything.

She is. She's two-timing the guy she's with. Okay. If you, if she feels guilty for a reason. You wouldn't feel guilt if it didn't cheating. Dang, Socrates has left the building. I don't agree with that. I feel guilty for a lot of things that I shouldn't feel guilty about.

You know, I don't think just because you feel guilty makes you wrong. I feel guilty that I told you my mom got pregnant with me at 15 years old and that her life. Like I feel I hate that. I know, but I do have that guilt all the time. I don't do anything wrong. There's nothing wrong. I didn't do anything wrong. I can't help that.

Nothing I can do can help the fact that my mom got pregnant at 15 years. but I feel guilty so I just countered Socrates The point over here So you disagree with Socrates Absolutely I do You left the building in so

Well I guess it's up Okay Hillary We all stand in different places Let her know all three of our feelings I'll let her decide Yeah let her decide But tell her mine first though Okay

It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something A woman in Arizona Is lucky to be alive After a car crash Left her vehicle Suspended in a tree

The 53-year-old was rescued after surviving there for six days after the wreck. You kidding me? She was driving, lost control of her car. It went through a fence. It dropped 50 feet before it caught on a tree branch. And that's where the car was hanging for almost a week. Isn't that crazy? So crazy.

The damaged fence that she crashed through led one of the guys who worked at the Arizona Department of Public Safety to go, wait, why is this broken? They looked down, they saw the car, she was dehydrated, and they found her, and she's okay. Yeah, six days, like, no water. So you can go weeks without food, but three to five days is, like,

the max for water. No water. That's amazing. Due to outstanding efforts, this woman's life was saved, they said, wow. That is crazy. Come on.

And that's a will to live, too. Right? Yeah, for sure. There you go. That's tell me something good. to the woman that was rescued, the rescuers at the Arizona Department of Public Safety. That's cool, and that's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Connecticut. A man was on his way home around 2 a.m. He's like, oh, there's Wendy's. I'm going to grab me something to eat. Pulls up in the drive-thru, and he sees a cop in front of him.

So he's like, I'm going to do something nice. I'm going to go buy the cop's meal. Gets out of his car, walks up to the window. He's like, hey, officer, don't work. about it, I'm going to pay for your meal. Officers like, hmm, it smells like you got some alcohol on your bread. Oh, no. Gives him a breathalizer,

cuffs them and stuffs them. DWI. And you know what he should have? But you know, a little bit of the cough. I was like, oh, man, this guy was trying to do something nice for me. Now I've got to arrest him. Yeah, I know. But the guy shouldn't have been drinking. All right, there you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.

The Bobby Bones show So you have an 11-year-old daughter What happened with her? Well, we were at this hardware store And I was busy with a salesperson Picking out some things And she had to use a restroom So I let her go by herself

And I mean, she's 11 so she can But again, my kids, they're only been in America eight months Sometimes just figuring some stuff out It was a little new for them And she comes back from the bathroom And Bobby, she smells like she swam in potpoury.

Well, in the bathroom, they had this air freshener, like the super strong air freshener. Well, she thought it was body spray. And she sprayed it all over her body, like head to toe. Like, she was walking through the showroom, and people were like, whoa, what is this? And then I asked her, what did you do? And she said, I sprayed my body with the perfume.

And I'm like, no, no, no, no. That's air fresher. And it got so bad. Even she couldn't handle herself. Like she was asking if we could go home and shower. But we had stuff to do. We couldn't go. So she just smelled really bad.

I got sprayed by a skunk once when I was 11. By the way, I grew up in a really small town in Arkansas. 700 people hunted and fished. And sometimes you get hit with skunks. And I got sprayed by a skunk. You ever been sprayed by a skunk? Not me personally, but I mean, yes. It doesn't come off.

Okay. Yeah. And so I remember my grandma taking and us getting a bunch of tomatoes and water. because you couldn't buy V8. That was expensive. And you can be one and buy cans of actual tomato juice, but you would take and you'd smash up like 10 tomatoes, fill the bathtub of the water.

And I would just sit in tomato water. Yeah, there's something in the tomatoes. I didn't know that it worked. I really don't even know that worked. I think I still smelled like skunk when I got out of there. But I wonder if that smell was as hard to get off of her. Oh, yeah, no.

It wasn't skunk-like, but I mean, it was powerful and it was awful and it was too much and it was strong and, ugh. What's up with your kids? Meaning, they've been here now since December of last year. adopted them from an orphanage in Haiti. Like, what's their biggest struggle now with kind of adjusting to America or to having parents or they weren't biologically brother and sister before you guys adopted them? Like, what's their biggest struggle now?

I think that's a loaded question. We have a lot of little struggles, for sure, just to be honest. But I would say, I just feel like they're a little behind. And I, the biggest hurdle right now is us playing catch up in school. Constantly playing catch up? education right now is a hurdle big time. What was the education like in the orphanage for them? Not that great.

What would they do? That's clear at the moment. That's very clear. They have school, but it's just not at the caliber that we're used to. And, I mean, we had them in English lessons every Saturday and Sunday for about two years, like tutoring. Yeah, I don't think that worked. Even at the orphanage, even though you're paying for someone to go in. Right.

I just don't think he, I mean, poor guy that was doing it, like, he tried, but I don't think he was equipped. So what would be the goal this year? What's the goal with them? Give them an end-of-school year goal. The end-st-year-goal, for us, like my goal is to, there's a school we would like for them to go to that I think would be really, really good for them. There's other kids from Haiti that are there, and it's a school that actually has another school in Haiti. They're very Haiti-centered. My goal would be for them to be at a spot where they could get into that school.

But right now, I mean, they're not there. Like, it's just not possible. So that's my goal. It's for them to catch up. So I'm going to play you a sound of something that you find run the house. That's it. It's the simplest concept of a game ever. I'm just going to play you a sound.

Okay. All right. My players are, to my left, Amy. There she is. Hello, hello. To my right in his staff hoodie. Yeah, with stain. The stain.

Lunchbox. Yeah. And our video producer. producer Eddie. Ready for the sound guys. Yes. Yeah, ready. Just a sound from around the house.

Action. All right, there you have it. In for the win. Do you want to hear it again? Yeah. All right, quickly, here we go. He's struggling over there. Well, because that drop at the end.

Yeah. Mike drop. Okay. I'm in. Amy? Keys. Lunchbox? That's Keys.

Eddie. It's Keys. I'll accept Car Keys. It's Car Keys. Oh, Car Keys. Yeah, I accept it. A lot of Car Keys. I'm like a handyman.

I had 20 kid cards in the drive-let. Name this sound. Oh, that's tough. I am in for the wind, switch the answer to last second. Now I'm in. Amy. Blender. Lunchbox.

Your instinct is vacuum, but it's really a blender. Eddie. That, my friends, is a blender. Wow, you all said blender. You're all right. Yeah. Oh, yes. Name this sound from around the house.

There you go. And for the wind. All right, I'm in. Okay. Good? Everybody in? Yeah. All good?

Everybody good? Yeah, good. Amy. Sweeping. Lunchbox? Wish my wife would use it a little more. The broom. Eddie?

Ooh, I wrote sweeping. I'll accept all that point. Okay, good. All right. Last one. Sudden death. Write your answer down. Here we go.

Now, win. This sound goes on for a minute. One minute. Let's play the whole thing. No. Oh, no. Oh. It's not good.

I'm in. That's one of two things, folks. That's one of two things. Are you in? I'm in for the win. Lunchbox, what do you have? I said the washing machine. Amy.

Washing machine. That is a washing machine with a lid up. Washing machine, right. Okay. Oh, wow. Okay, now we will do speed round. As soon as you know it, say your name. Here we go.

All right. Ready, say your name is the buzzer. Yep. Three, two, and Lunchbox. Lunchbox. That's the mailbox. The mailbox.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ladies gentlemen. These two can get it. Amy, name the sound, ready. Here we go. Amy, go ahead. Toaster. She says Toaster.

She got it. Show me to it one more time. And that's right. What doesn't kill you makes you strong. There she is. Don't let light to get you down. Amy's trying to make over the fact that she picked a bad winning song. The song is wonderful

But it's not a winner song It's like to motivate you and you've lost And here I am I just won And I feel like a loser How long do you have this song Until the end of the year I really at this point would prefer I'm in love with this to prove

No sorry Or money It's time for the good news With lunchbox Tell me something good Riley Gordon and his stepdad Chris were out hunting in Idaho. They were trying to kill some game. And when they saw help scratched in the dirt, they're like, what is that?

And Riley Gordon's like, wait a minute, I remember about a Facebook post, a 15-year-old girl was missing in the woods for two days. And that help, they put the guns down, they start searching, they find her alive. Wow. What? They start yelling, hello, hello, hello. And she responded hello, and they brought her home safely. That's crazy.

Wow, that's crazy that he remembers seeing that from Facebook. Yeah, Facebook, saving lives. And they didn't continue hunting. They brought her to safety just so yeah. I would think, I'd hope. I'd hope. Well, there you go. That's a good one.

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Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go. I'll be over to Amy now with the morning corny. The morning. Morning Corny. What kind of a car does a sheep drive? What kind of a car does a sheep drive? They're Subaru.

Okay. We thought about a lot. That was the Morning Corny. These are orchestra versions of popular songs. For example. Yeah. Baby, we're meant to be. Yeah.

Yeah. Amy, you're ready? Yeah. The first one is a country song. You get the clue. Ready, number one, name the song. Love story. Love story. Oh.

Add it to... Yeah. Okay, okay. Lunchbox. Yep. Country song. My wheelhouse. It's a cover. Okay?

That doesn't help me. I don't know who covers what. Here you go. Yeah, I hear the orchestra version. Did you hear the song in it? Amy, do you hear it? Yeah. To see.

Yeah. I had wagon wheel. All the time. That's a good song there, Governor. What is that? I'm glad you asked. President Roosevelt loves it, too. It's one of the best.

All right, Eddie, see if you can name this. Come on. It's a hip-hop song. Oh, my will house. Gold digger, Connie. So it's like... All right, Amy and... Amy, you missed.

Eddie, you want. I'm the only one with points. Is that here? I got another one. Eddie, try this one. Try this one. Governor, I do believe that is Uptown Funk. Because up south funk.

I knew that one, but it wasn't in my turn to get. You're doing victory loud. Okay, come on. Okay, I'm a called digger too. Orchestra version. Here you go, Eddie. That's a song by the White Stripes. Seven Nation Army.

Yeah. Did I miss the whole governor thing? I'm confused. It just sounds like it's from the old days. Yeah, I have no idea what's going on. I got it, but again, it's a little stretch. It is a stretch. I was like uptown.

You got right, though. They're so cool. One more. Here you go. Maybe do it. God's plan. I can do it on my own. Anyway.

She said, do you love me? I tell I only partly I only love my bed And my mom I'm sorry You like that game or no Yeah I'm gonna show those to my kids When I guess

I lost Oh true true It's a Bobby Bones show Well it's a segment that People drive to here They drive in from all over the town Yeah yeah yeah yeah And it's lunchbox is guessing people's way

There we go ladies gentlemen Here we is wow They come from far and wide They gather around the radio at times For the segment All the families everywhere. Welcome, welcome. Who feels good to be back.

Lunchbox is standing up. Due to popular demand, he will now guess more callers' weights. Now, what are the rules here, lunchbox? They have to be female. I get 30 seconds. I just want to ask a few questions to get their background information. And then, boom, within five pounds, I'll tell them how much they weigh. Within five pounds.

Now, let's talk to Amber and Virginia. Hi, Amber. Hello. Now, have we ever talked to you in our whole life? No, I'm actually a first-time caller. First-time caller. We never miss out. So lunchbox doesn't know you because the first thing people will say is, is lunchbox friends with them?

Is this call set up? Right. Did I go to college with him? And no, I didn't. Amber, is this call set up in any way? No, it is not. She called us. Now, lunchbox, you have 30 seconds, and you can guess her way.

Go ahead. Amber, bikini or one piece? One piece. When's the last time you went to the pool? About three months ago. When's the last time you've been to the gym? Never. Oh, what's your favorite breakfast food?

Sausage biscuit And how tall are you? 5'4. Okay. Oh, you don't need any more time? You're good? Oh, I think you hit the button. Okay, there you go.

All right, so you heard all that. Can you guess our weight within five pounds? Yeah, I got her. You do? Yeah, she doesn't ever go to the gym. I think she said she likes the sausage biscuit. Don't get upset. 2.23.

He says 223 within 5 pounds. Amber, how much do you weigh? 226. Yeah. He's like, he's 1 for 1. He's 1 for 1. I said 223, Eddie's eyes got real big. All right, here we go.

Tiffany in Alabama. Yes. You've heard this. Do you believe it? No more. Do you think you can stump lunchbox? Maybe. Okay, Tiffany, you have 30 seconds for the lunchbox.

Lunchbox. Go ahead and action. Tiffany, how many times a week do you cook dinner? What's your favorite fast food restaurant? What is your favorite item from Taco Bell? Okay, and do you do shampoo or conditioner or both? And how many times a week you... Sorry.

It's kind of hard to hear her, too, so, you know, because they're hurt. Oh, he's struggling right now. His hands are on his hips. Oh, boy. Her phone was cutting in and out. She was, I don't know if she was doing that on purpose and tried to throw me off, but you're not going to do it, girl. You're not going to do it. Within five pounds lunchbox.

Yeah. 156. He says 156. Let's go to Tiffany and Alabama. Tiffany, what do you weigh? 150, USA! USA! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

One more. He's loving the American dream, folks. Wow. Wow, wow. We have another call from Alabama. and this is Sarah. Sarah? Yes.

You're with Lunchbox. Lunchbox, you have 30 seconds. Go. Sarah, do you spell that with an A or nay on the end? There's an A to stand. Okay, and what's your favorite country artist? Probably right now, Brankley Gilbert. And how long have you been married?

For second. Oh, a second time. Four years. All right time. Lunchbox. We have Sarah a second caller in a row from Alabama. Her signal's a little better. Yeah, a little better.

Can you guess her way than five months? She likes Brantley Gilbert. She's been married twice. And she weighs 134 pounds. 134 within 5 pounds. What do you weigh Sarah? 130 pounds. Yeah.

That's like 4 pounds. Got it within the 5. Woo! How you feel? I feel good. That's close. I feel good. Oh, I feel so good.

Lange Joe, he did it again. He did it again. Three for three. Look at this guy here. All these songs started catchphrases where we ended up saying them in her life. Okay, so I have a list here. For example, and this is how this came up, one of my friends

and I think he's 51 he works in the music business he was like yeah we're getting jiguate it I don't even think kids know what that means anymore but that was a thing it was a song so that was a song that created a catchphrase Morgan number two

did you ever say getting jiguated you're 24 I never said it I've heard it but I've never said it but it's probably a little little before you yeah it's kind of like something my grandpa would say your grandpa your grandpa

yeah you want the ball with your kids okay so here we go This is a recent one And what's funny is I'm not sure if Drake invented it Or if it just became a thing Because of Drake

But Yolo Oh yeah Yeah Yeah Every day, every day Like we sitting on the bench That's why it happened again If it wasn't the first time

Like that song The motto is where Yolo Kind of became a thing again You only live once That's the model Niko and we bought it Every day Everybody was saying YOLO

I still say it Yeah No No It's so cool But it's okay to hashtag it, right? Yeah. You can do whatever.

Whatever makes you feel good. How about this one? But Bobby's like, don't know it. Put a ring on it. Oh, yeah. You don't like it. Yeah. People say it all the time.

I still say it. Put a ring on it. Stop it, Eddie. How about this one? And this one, Morgan number two, you won't even know this one. But if something were cool back in the day, be like, there it is. There it is. That's a good one else?

Yeah. You ever say that one, Eddie? I don't say that one anymore. No, yeah. That wasn't jammed, though, huh? Yeah. We want to hear honorable mentions? Yes.

From Hey Y'all Outcast, Shake It Like a Polaroid picture. Oh, yeah. Shake it. That was never a thing until this song. People were saying that. And then this one I was kind of torn on, but I put it anyway because people said it all the time. Who let the dogs out? Like, dang, who lived the dogs out?

What did you think about that, Amy? I'm trying to think of, I don't know if this one. fits, but something that I say only because of the song. Go ahead. Anytime I, my milkshake brings all the boys in the yard. I think that's as fair as anything else. There's no rules on this game. You still say that, Amy?

Cool, cool. Yeah. Keep on. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So we got two sisters. They're twins.

They found out they were pregnant around the same time. but they didn't expect to deliver their babies at the same time, then one of the sisters called the other sister and was like, I'm having labor pains, I'm going to the hospital. She's like, you're not going to believe this. I am too. I'm probably going to see you there. So she showed up at the hospital shortly after her sister,

and they delivered babies two hours apart. Identical twins delivering babies. The cousins were born at the same hospital, a nurse who helped deliver both of the babies, again, that are cousins, said that she's been working at the hospital. hospital for two decades and never seen twin sisters give birth on the same day. That's funny. That's a good story. That one makes you smile.

You know what, Amy? That's what's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Now time for you guys' favorite game. Easy trivia. Now, these are the easiest trivia questions possible. You should go five for five.

Yeah, we should. That's the key. Let's welcome in our players. To my left, my co-host. Hey. Thank you. Thank you. Over to my right, he does love the Kansas Jayhawks and the Chicago Bears. And he graduated top 50% of his high school class. That's right. Give it up for lunchbox.

And the video producer of the show is this over. Laptops always open, always editing something. No and forever. I met him actually doing a TV show together. He was my producer. Give it up for producer Eddie. Thank you. Hello, hello to all my fans out there.

So all your fans? Yeah, yeah. So no one. Just my mom. Five questions. These are all easy. Question number one. An easy trivia.

What's the ocean that lies off the West Coast? Well, that has to be the process of elimination. Okay. I'm in. I'm in for the win. What's your elimination process, lunchbox? Well, Atlanta's on the East Coast, so that ain't going to be the Atlantic named after Atlanta. What?

Yeah, no, that's right. What's so stupid is he's right about it with the ocean. It's not named after Atlanta. Yeah, Atlanta's not even on the coast. But I figured that it's the capital of Georgia, right? So I figured it was... Okay. Seriously, that's what the ocean I got was named after.

So I got Pacific. Pacific? Well, lunchbox, you're correct. Yeah! So don't live at me, you fools. Just because I got good logic. I have Pacific. Eddie?

Pacific, because that's what it is. One for one. Everybody gets done. There we go. There we go. Come on. We all get our answers different ways. What does FBI stand for?

FBI. Oh, that's easy. The FBI, easy trivia. Come on. The FBI. Can't even spell it. I can't either. All right, I'm in.

FBI, easy trivia. Me neither. Amy. Federal Bureau of Investigations. Lunchbox? Whoa, whoa, excuse me? Say it again? Say it again?

Come on, Amy. Well, that's what I have. Federal Bureau of Investigations. Lunchbox? Federal Bureau of Investigation. Eddie? Federal Bureau of Investigation. Singular.

Oh. that should be not a thing It's very different, Amy. That's more than one investigation. They're always investigating lots of things all the time. I'm with you. I'm with you.

Amy, you get it right. Everybody gets right. Everybody gets right. Come on. Come on. It's Federal Bureau of Investigation. Parathesis, maybe yes. I'm with Amy.

Thanks, guys. All right. That would have been. Easy trivia. What's the least populated state in America? Oh, that's a good question. But it's easy. What's the least

I'm trying to think of square miles per capita. Come on. I'm in. I'm in. Amy? Delaware? Lunchbox? Well, I thought about one of those small states, but I feel like they got a lot of people

crammed up there. North Dakota's got nobody living there. Ready? Idaho. The answer is Wyoming. You all missed that one. Oh, Wyoming. All those wide open spaces.

Yeah. Okay, one more question. Oh, man. Easy trivia. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence? One dude? Who wrote the Declaration of Independence? Independence?

Um, wait. I'm in. Yeah, I know. Yeah, okay, I'm in. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. That's the Star-Spangled banner. Go ahead.

Talk it out, Lunchbox. I love this. I almost wrote that guy's name down. I'm surprised you know that. Yeah. Declaration of Independence. What is that? No, that's the Ten Commandment.

That's the paper in Washington. So he has the Star Spangled banner, the Ten Commandments, and the Declaration of Independence, all confused. Ten Commandments. Moses. Decoration of it Jesus God

Okay All right I'm in I'm in for the win I guess I mean Lunchbox who do you have Well You always ask for this So I figured this person

How to do something I know he's involved in some way Give me your John Hancock Oh you ask for like John Hancock Their signature Yeah You know why his name that

Because he signed it really big So he did sign it He did sign it but he didn't ride it. Oh. Amy. I believe the person that wrote it was Thomas Jefferson. I believe you're right.

No. Yeah. He wrote it. Yeah. He did. Thomas Jefferson wrote the declaration of minutes. Yes. Eddie?

I had Benjamin Franklin. Oh, no. Did he sign it at least? No. He did the kite. Okay, you weren't even there. Great. Good job, Eddie.

Stupid. How many is that? I won. Four. Is that it? Is that it? I can call it a game? I don't know.

I'd love to do another one. One more would be nice. Who's the best-selling female artist of all time? You in United States female artists? Yeah, I got that. That is easy trivia right there. I'm in. Easy trivia.

Lunchbox? Like a virgin. Madonna. Stop it. You got it right? Eddie? You too, Amy? I wrote down.

I was in Whitney Houston. Close second. Wow. Amy, you are the winner again. The Bobby Bones show. They asked a bunch of people, what phrase would you like to see gone forever? Think about that, Amy. Something that people say and it drives you crazy.

Because mine is when people go, you couldn't write it any better. Because I've never seen a scenario that I couldn't write better. Yeah, but it's just a saying. But I know these are all sayings. It's like, what saying can you not stand? When someone says, they couldn't write it any better. Yeah. You get aliens or puppies.

You know what? We know what I think is annoying is when someone says that, and then they're like, yeah, I could write it better. Oh, stop it. Stop contradicting me. All right, what do you have there? What do you think? I don't like it is what it is. That makes the list.

At number two of the phrases people hate, it is what it is. Number two, okay. Number five is not for nothing. I don't say that. I don't either. Number four is literally. Oh, I say that all the time, even when I'm not being literal. Like, I'm like literally.

Mind it if it's literal. If it's figurative and you're like, well, literally, I ran all the way through the wall. Like, no, you didn't. I'm like, literally, I'm dying right now. That one drives me crazy. Number three is everything happens for a reason. Yeah, I like that one. I don't say that. I don't like that one.

Number two is it is what it is. Ugh. You don't like that one? No. I don't need to hear it. I don't mind that one. No, I don't, if something's happened, I don't need to hear like, well, it is what it is. Well, those are just words meaning.

well, that's definitive. Like, that's it. There's nothing else you can do about it. It's definitive in its nature. You better follow it up with. Everything happens for a reason. Oh, boy. And number one, at the end of the day,

that's the one people hate the most. All these can flow together. At the end of the day, it just is what it is, and everything happens for a reason. Literally. That's funny. You know, not for nothing, but. Do you have any that you hate?

I hate it. it happens for a reason. Everything happens for a reason. Because, like, I lose my job. Oh, everything happens for a reason. No, that's not a good thing. Like, it's not, oh, so I can go out and find what I'm supposed to do. No, it's bad in that moment. If you wanted to lose your job, you would go out and look for one. What if the devil's advocate here that you lost your job and it actually sparked something that was inside of you and creatively started doing something that you really wanted to do. Like maybe we wanted to go be a teacher. That's what I'm talking about. And then it's like, well, if I never would have lost my job, it wouldn't have been a teacher ever. That's just my point there. I think you have to be open to whatever's going to come from the bad, because good can really come from the bad if you allow it. Some of it can, but I mean, every time something bad happens, everyone's first responses, man, everything happens for a reason. Just know that. I'm not going to hate on people who are having a positive outlook.

The phrase is a little annoying to me, but I don't mind people looking at it the good way, the positive way. Yeah, I don't mind it. I try not to be that person that says that to someone fresh off something bad, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fresh off, like if it's fresh, you try not to be that person, but, you know, Eventually they can accept that it happened for a reason. The Bobby Bones show.

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