The Bobby Bones Show - Carol Baskin, A Round of Never Gonna Get It, Lunchbox Zombie Prank Call & More!

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

“Hey all you cool cats & kittens” Carol Baskin called into the show today, we took a bunch of your calls today, played a round of Never Gonna Get It, Rejected Segments, Lunchbox prank called a museum about a mummy exhibit and much more… Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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dot E-D-U-S-Military. Hey guys, welcome to Monday show. Morning, studio. Morning. I'm glad everybody's here. Hope you good. I was reading this story before I came in about a woman in Florida.

Now, her real name is Lovely Butts. Now, I'm going to tell you what crime she committed, but I just thought, Lovely Butts. Yeah. It's an interesting name because you're born with the last name buts. Unfortunate in some cases, right? Family name, you love it. Great. Have it at it.

But do you put something as a first name that highlights the bit unfortunate that has happened to you with the last name? Because they definitely did that on purpose. Right. You have last name Buts. Let's just go with Lovely. Let's name them flat. Tight. Yeah, so, but again, if her name were Cindy Butts, it wouldn't even make the news, really.

Yeah. Yeah. But lovely Butts is in the news. She poured bleach on an underage relative during an argument? Fortunately, the girl is okay. Boy, that's a tough weapon to... Do you mean you just grab it and turn it? Mm-mm.

That's not good. According to cops, the 64-year-old butts was arrested on a pair of felonies, aggravated assault, and child abuse. she was booked into the jail which she was released on bond. Wow, she's 64 and did that. Yeah. Maybe she's angry because her name's lovely butts. Yeah, maybe. Although just the name lovely.

Let's just remove butts. It's lovely. I don't know a lot of lovely. You better be lovely looking or the kids are going to be mean. Or love, yeah. If your name is lovely and you look like me, bad news. Saw that. You know, here's something else.

By the way, don't Google lovely butts. I'm just letting you guys know right now. Because she might not come up, something else. I'm going to see what she looks like. I don't know. That's not what comes up. Something that's kind of happened in my life recently, I'd like to take a second and talk about, is that my bed at my house now is the most complicated thing.

Because we just lived with my bedding. She moved in. We just kept rolling with the bed and the goddess here. Oh, boy. Had a sheet. Sometimes I put a little tight sheet on. Fitted. Yeah.

And then we put another sheet over it and then a comfort her over. And I was like, we were just rocking. had three pillows, life was good. The pillows you used to sleep on? Yeah. Life was good. I was getting quality sleep. Well, she can come and she can do anything with the house she wants because I don't care.

That's not really anything I really have a lot of interest in. Like, make it look good. You do whatever you want. So she's like, all right, I'm doing the bed. Like, great, have at it. I come into this house. First of all, it's like pillow fest. There's no need for all these pillows.

There's like four sleeping pillows. two big decorative white pillows four brown pillows maybe two brown pillows whatever the case it's a lot of pillows to the point where every night you have to take the pillow to put them on the bottom of the bed like on the little

we have like a stool thing on the bottom of our bed bench then the covers there's the fitted sheet there's the sheet there's another sheet there's some sort of what she calls a sheetling or something or a it's like a gray thing

that's almost like a comforter but not quite a comforter. Okay. Then on top of that, there is a comforter inside of a duvet. We've gone levels up in our bedding. And it's so complicated. Now I can't find the remote and I'll be like, which layer is it in? I'm dropping in all the layers like I'm doubled air back in the day when you'd have to go into the food.

With your hands and find the flag, that's what it feels like. The bed does look great, though. Sounds cute. All joking aside, it looks great. And I told her, I said, am I supposed to make this bed with all this? She goes, when do you ever make the bed? That's a good point.

That's a good point. Got me. I leave really early in the morning. She'll handle it. Yeah. Let's go over and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.

Here we go. Morning studio, they say. I'm emailing you this morning because I need some advice. About a month ago, I was cleaning my boyfriend's apartment for him. when I came across a beautiful diamond engagement ring in his night table. And I felt my heart melt. I figured he proposed any moment because I found the ring. But it's been over a month and still no proposal.

Every time we go out to dinner, I think this is it. The anticipation is too much for me to handle at this point. Should I confront him about finding the ring? I'd really like to get started planning the wedding. signed with quotation marks, Sarah. Here's the thing, Sarah. I know it's super important for you. But if he's holding onto the ring,

you don't want to ruin a possible surprise that he's been planning for you. Or the timing of something happening because he has put so much thought into it. I can't imagine him buying it, holding it for a month just to go, you know, I'll do it when the wind hits just right. something is spinning in his head.

90% of him he goes, he's planning something waiting for the time is right for something. 10% of me says he doesn't know it yet, but that's only 10%. 90%. And second of all, let's be honest about you cleaning his place and getting in his night table.

You don't clean inside of a night table? You were looking for that ring. Yeah, I'm sending you eyeball emojis right now. But no, you don't say anything to him. You don't even let him know. You don't even let him know that you found it until at least five years into the relationship. Because if he planned something for you,

he wants it to be so special. And you talk about peer pressure for a guy to have to think about proposing now because everything on Instagram is crazy. People have big proposals. People crying. There's pressure on a guy now. So let him take the pressure.

Hopefully, that pressure and his love for you will manifest into something that you will always remember. Say nothing to him. Thank you. That's my advice. Amy? I agree. You can't say anything.

Nope, nope, nope. I don't even know that you say it five years in. Gosh, that would be so hard. But, I mean, it's not your fault. You found it. It might be if she's snooping. I don't know that she, nobody, you can't prove that she was snooping. I know.

But, yeah, I would just be patient. And it'll mean more, too, when you're really surprised. So just try not to think about it, but keep your nails ready. That's a thing. That is. But I don't know. But what? But the whole showing the ring that close is a little, it makes me uncomfortable as a flex.

Okay, so I don't think that it's just for that, but the girl, it's like not for Instagram, but for family and friends. Oh, it's for Instagram. Yeah, for sure it's for Instagram. Yeah, for sure it is. It's for Instagram. I get that you want to send your aunt Nita a text message of your ring. Yeah. But it's for Instagram.

But everyone's also in person. Forget the pictures. Once you get engaged, everyone is asking to see your hand. And so you want your nails a lot good. Okay. If he sends you to get your nails done, you know what's coming, by the way. Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't do that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have her, like, arrange for her friend or sister. Even then, it's too, you can't. You can't. Anybody that's coming to her at this point going, let's get your nails done. She knows it's coming. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail pack. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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BetterHelp.com slash Bobby. Sometimes you guys will come up to me and be like, I want to do this segment on the show. And a lot of times I'm like, that's great. Let's find a place and talk about it. But sometimes they just get rejected. And that's why this is called. Rejected segments.

This one's from Eddie. Oh, here we go. It was rejected. It's a game idea. I'll give you the celebrity. You tell me if they're over or under $250. How hard would that be? Wait, wait.

But you got to pick celebrity. Celebrities that are right on the borderline. Eddie, this is so... I started laughing too. I get it so stupid. I can't even begin to understand why you thought that would be. You tell me if they are over or under 250 pounds. You're so stupid.

Why will we ever play that game? Yeah, let me give me an example. No, I'm not going to give me an example. Unless we play the game. I have a tear coming down high. No, we're not playing that game. Rejected segments. In the prank call world, lunchbox prank calls Amy's husband.

This is suggested by lunchbox. and says that he thinks Amy backed into his car at the radio station, but left without saying anything, and he wants Ben to come pay for the damages right now. Yeah, he'd probably just pay for it. All right, there you go. Rejected segments. Mike D. had this bit.

We send lunchbox to a mattress store, dressed in pajamas, saying he wants to test out a mattress to make sure it's the right one for him. But he also needs an employee to get in the bed with him to stand in for his wife, just to see how it feels. That's not bad, Bun. That's funny, but no. Rejected segments. Ramundo sent this bit.

I ate something really hot and now I want to sue. He ordered a burger called the Five Alarm Burger. He said it was legit the hottest burger I've ever eaten in my life. After I ate it, I burned my vocal cords. Why do you think you could sue if it's labeled the hottest burger? That's what I'm saying. That's the angle. I would say that I'm fully going to go after this company and you guys would say, you're an idiot because it's called the five alarm burger.

Of course you call the cops. It's so hot. Wow, that's bad. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why I didn't make the show. There were some others that were honorable mention for being bad. Did you ever get any? Because I'm now going to start working hard to make this list.

No, you're honestly trying to get good ones in it. Eddie sent a couple that were like nicely rejected. They were like, eh. Oh, well, like good job, but no. I guess, bless your heart. Okay. He wanted to talk about how his son gets the royal treatment at a local restaurant because he looks like the owner's son. This is true.

Yeah, every time we go in there, he looks just like my boy. Hey, good chips, soda, whatever you want. And he's like, cool. That works. See, that's what I said. That one wasn't that bad, right? How long do you spend on that, though? That's it.

That's good. That's going to the story, right. B, b'bubon. And we hit the piece of imaging and get out of there. Another one was Eddie's thinking about buying a headset so he can use this phone when he drives. Guys, I saw somebody driving with this the other day. because I have a Jeep, you know, so I can't do, like, a speaker or Bluetooth or whatever. It's like, the whole time.

This guy had like a trucker, Garth Brooks headset, Mike. And I'm like, that's perfect. I put it on my head, I drive, talk to my mom every day, whatever. There you go. Rejected segments. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

So this guy, Robert Smith, was driving to work, and he saw this apartment building on fire. So he decided to pull in. and see if anybody was in there. He broke a window. Sure enough, there was a woman asleep inside, so he went through the window and brought her to safety. Saved her life.

Man, she must have been sleeping hard. There's a fire? And she just calmed out. Yeah. Well, good for him. He risked his own life, too. Even just to go up and check out what's going on. I know.

I don't know that everyone would have done that. I don't know that I would have done that. Right. I mean, you could just call 911 and say, hey, I see an apartment on fire. I don't know that I'm a hero. So good for this guy. He's a hero.

Robert Smith. There you go. That's what's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, write your answers down, guys. I'll give you a famous country song. You just have to tell me what movie that it's most known for being in.

Oh, cool. Boy. So pins to paper. Here we go. Life is a highway from Rascal Flats. What movie is that from? All right? Time to go around the room.

When we pull the music down, time to put your answer in. Okay. Got it. Amy. Cars. Cars is correct. Lunchbox. Armaged. Not correct. Eddie.

Cars. Cars is correct. Okay. Good. Here we go. Song number two. Here's a famous country song. What movie isn't known mostly from? To Make You Feel My Love, Garth Brooks. I love that song so much. A Bob Dylan song. Thanks, that's good. Garth. Sing it here. Adele does a great version of it. It does. Okay, pins down.

Amy? Hope Flux. Lunchbox? Princess Bride. Eddie? Hope floats. I've never seen here to those movies. Name this one. I cross my heart from George Strait.

I cross my heart and promised to. Oh, so good. So good. Give all I've got to give. To make all your dreams. You've seen that one, lunch? I have no idea. Love as true

As in mine Amy? Pure Country. Lunchbox? Varsie Blues. Oh boy. Eddie? Buddy Jackson.

Pure Country, dude. Pure Country, is it? All right, good. So if you know this one, name the movie. Trisha Yearwood, singing How Do I Live? Amy looks confused for the first time. Come on, Amy. Do you all nervous?

I think I do. I got it. For sure? Yeah. How do I? Is it old school? That's not the right answer. Dazed and confused.

That's wrong. Amy, do you have an answer? Uh, yeah. What's that? What's that? Time. You have no answer. Lunchbox.

I don't know. Oh, man, guys, come on. Nick Cage, Conair. Let's go. Eddie? Yeah, I put Con Air. Con Air. Oh, I would have never thought it.

I was thinking, what's that Bruce Willis one? What's that one? Dyer. Yeah, I was singing, Die Ho, Die Ho, Three. Three. All specific. Okay, here we go.

Number five. We only have seven of these. You know, not really a country song, but written by country songwriters. But Miley Cyrus, the Climb. What movie is this from? Lunchbox, you've got to have this and stay in the game. Or you've been eliminated. There aren't enough questions for you to get back in.

I know. I know. I know. Amy? A walk to remember Lunchbox Remember the Titans Eddie

I have the notebook Hannah Montana the movie Oh come on What do you want from me I didn't make the song up for the movie Trick question Yeah Total trick

No it was so easy that you Okay never saw it Next up Tell me something good Shallow Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga Are you happy in this modern world In

Is there something else you're searching for? Amy? A star is born. Lunchbox? A broken love, I couldn't think of the song. All I could think of was a... Lunchbox, Eddie? I have a star is born.

Nice. All right, one left. Does lunchbox out? He can play whatever. The Weary Kind, Ryan Bingham. What movies is from? to lose your man. Oh, I've seen this.

It's a good movie. What? I'm going to go Tombstone. Is it another light? The live action Scooby-Doo. You know with Sarah Michelle Geller. It's a great movie. Well, they should have used it.

Amy. Yellowstone? No, but but good Ryan Bingham. Best play Walker on Yellowstone. No. Lunchbox? Amy, this movie doesn't. has have Cowboys. It's Brokeback Mountain.

It is not that one. Eddie? It's crazy heart. Crazy heart. That's so good. What is that? What is that? What is that? Is that Jeff Daniels? Jeff Bridges. Jeff Bridges. Yeah, one of those Jeffs. Not the guy from dumb and dumber.

All right, play Eddie's song. There he is. Come on. With this, with this time, you can promote your Instagram, your podcast, your kids school. At producer Eddie on Instagram. My kids. Only one thing. For one thing. Did you just say your Instagram and your kids?

Selfish, man. Go ahead, Eddie. Promote whatever you want. At producer Eddie on Instagram. Come follow me. That's it. That's all I get. You can say a little more about it.

What do you do on Instagram that's so fun? Oh, man. I just post a lot about my life. You know, me. I got a little eye infection. It's probably the last picture I have on there. Cool stuff. Go check it out.

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Sure. Like. If I write that I'm like, sure. With a bunch of ours. It's like, yeah, you know, I'll agree to it, but slightly reluctantly. Yeah, well, they say it indicates sarcasm. Like, sure. Okay, okay.

And then I use this one all the time. What? With a bunch of A's. That's like a dramatic, like, I can't believe it. Like, what? Shocked and confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then yes with about five S's.

I would say an extreme yes. I'm very excited about this yes. Yeah, you're more excited than just spelling yes. So this is just a new modern language. If you want to be in the know, that's how you can text your friends. Also, hey with a bunch of whys. Sexy. Yeah, for sure.

Oh my gosh. Eddie's thing about the hey you, you know that he brought up in rejected segments, that this woman, somebody in his life, he runs into. He runs into, says to him, hey you. And now I'm all self-conscious. I was texting someone about a work thing and it happened to be a guy. And I was typing, yo-yo, but it auto-corrected and it said, yo-you. And I felt like I had to immediately say, hey, I meant yo-yo.

I didn't mean yo-you. He's like, why do you mean, why do you mean yo-yo? Well, I clarified. I'm not flirting with you. So just. I'm thinking good. Yeah. So there's a 20-year-old Tesla driver that was hit with a reckless

driving charge this week because he was caught asleep behind the wheel going 93 miles per hour in his autopilot function. Did he crash the car? No, but other drivers on the highway kept calling in to the police saying that they had this, they could see the driver sleeping and the car was just zooming down the highway going way too fast. How can they prove he was sleeping if he was awake when they pulled him over? Because he could just go out.

I wasn't sleeping? But how crazy is that? You could say I was squinting the whole time. If this guy doesn't have a good lawyer that gets him out of this, that's a dummy. Tesla's autopilot function can steer, accelerate, and break on the driver's behalf. It knows what the cars are and the lines on the road. That is so incredibly nuts. So this guy Tom and his wife, Kristen, they're hosting one of those cool gender reveal parties.

And he was doing a cannon cartridge where he shoot it out and the colors like blue or pink. Well, he shot it the wrong way and accidentally shot himself in the crotch. but then there was blue stuff all over him and then he was on the ground in pain but if you got a boy out of it I'm sure he was fine but just to we have a clip of that too that's what you didn't hear

okay I'm Amy that's my pile that was Amy's pile of stories it's time for the good news with Bobby tell me something good these stories of when people fight an alligator for their animal their dog

like I root for them almost as hard as I root for like the U.S. Olympic soccer team. You know, I'm just like, wow, let's go. And I don't see many alligators. I don't see much soccer. I compare them because they're both foreign to me. But I root for these people because if an alligator bit my dog or went after my dog, I think I would do the same thing.

Florida man got up close and personal with an alligator after it attacked his dog. Mike McCoy was walking his eight-month-old chocolate lab, Jake, near a pond in Florida, which, by the way, should you be walking a tiny puppy near a pond? where there might be an alligator. I mean, but do you know there's alligators? You get it off the edge of the pond. It's Florida, I probably know. Oh, yeah, true.

Maybe you have like 30 yards off the pond. Yeah, I guess so. Alligator jumped out of the water and grabbed his puppy, pulled the puppy under the water. Scary. He says Jake was in a death roll with that gator, but he jumped in the water. He thumbed him in the eye.

Wow. He picked him up out of the water, so he couldn't get anywhere until he let the dog go. He thumbed the thing in the eye. Wow. You can do that to humans, too, you know. Mm-hmm. Stick your thumb in the eye?

And sharks have heard. They have to get stitches both of them because they did get bitten by the gator a little bit, but they both are okay. They're going to be fine. The gator was estimated to be between seven and nine feet long. They're working with a trapper to remove it from the pond. That's an awesome story.

Florida man, that's great. Mike McCoy, Jake, proud you're alive. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's go over to Amy now with the more. Morning Corny. The morning corny. What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Bubble 07. That was good. That was the morning corny. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Carol Baskin. Carol, you there? I am.

There she is. Carol Baskin, everybody. I'm a big fan. I love you. I feel like you've been waiting a long time to hear that imaging on the phone now. Carol Vast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, so at what point did you decide?

I think I want to do dancing with the stars, because I'm sure they approached you way early. Like, how long it would take you to get to that point? Right after Tiger King aired, we were hit by over 200 media outlets asking us to come on and talk about Tiger King, and I declined all of them. And one of them was dancing with the stars, which was kind of weird. And so my daughter saw the list, and she said, well, you've got to do Jimmy Fallon and then you've got to do dancing with the stars. I had never seen either show.

And the Jimmy Fallon thing turned out to be a prank because everybody knows, a really funny one as it turns out. But then when I called Dancing with the Stars back, I was like, okay, this is just going to be a prank because nobody in their right mind would call me and ask me to be on a show about dancing. And they did, and I love that you're doing the show.

I do, because it's so vulnerable to get out there in front of millions of people and compete in something that you have never done. Have you ever had a single dance lesson, Carol Baskin? No. I mean, I didn't even dance at my wedding because it was a sin in my family, and so I never danced as a child and never did as an adult. Was a part of the reason that you went on the show to promote Big Cat Rescue? It was the only reason other than my daughter.

Like I said, I didn't even know what the show was. I thought when they invited me that they were going to have me dance with a star, because I didn't perceive myself as a star. But I felt like this was something that a lot of people watched. My daughter watches it? And there's a lot of people watching this. I wanted people to know about the big cats that were really left out in Tiger King. They are the ones that are suffering the abuse. And I hope every week that I can stay in this, it keeps the spotlight on the cats.

I got to tell you, Carol, I don't think they treated you fair on that show. I don't at all. You had to feel the same way. I felt so utterly betrayed by what they did. But I think everything always happens the way it should and it's always for the best. And so even though my family and I suffered greatly because of that, there's so much good that we can turn this into. Have you trademarked, hey, all you cool cats and kittens? We're trying to.

Oh, is that starting to be tough? Because, I mean, have other people tried to jump on it since the show? Yeah, other people have. I've actually been using that phrase for years on my little big cat briefing that I do. And so I think we stand a good chance of actually trademarking it. But it's like a year-long process to do it. Carol Baskin is on with us. I think you're handling this beautifully to hear you say that you were misrepresented,

and a lot of people could just run the other direction with that, but instead you're trying to turn it into something good and positive and what you can do for your cat rescue center. And I just love that. You know, I'll say this about Carol Baskin. I've always believed in you, Carol Baskin. I came on the show from episode one. I was like, Carol Baskin's getting the S-N to the stick on this show.

That's what I said. Well, thank you. You're welcome. Well, and thank you for putting up. Scuba Steve's been messaging you a lot over the last few months, right, to try to get you on the show? He is relentless. You really have a gym in him. All right.

Yeah, yeah, that's what we like. All right. All right. On Instagram, you can follow her Carol Baskin cat. Let me just say, Ms. Carroll Baskin, it has been a thrill. Be healthy. Be safe. Thank you so much.

All right. Bye, Carol Baskin. Bye. There she goes. There's my God, Gail Laskin. We finally got her. I did, I did. Hey, Ray, are we clear?

Clear. Okay, cool. You just never know. And she's still on. Well, sometimes that'll happen. I'll be like, well, that was a good interview. But I mean, really. They come on and say, thanks.

Is she hung up? Or it'll happen. I'll be like, yeah, that was kind of crappy. And then they're like, still here? Like, oh, crap. Okay. What did you think? Well, so I'll give you my thoughts after.

Perfect. Ray, let's hit a quick break. And then I'll give you my thoughts after this. And then I want to ask you the question I wanted to ask, but then I didn't know it was appropriate. So I didn't. So I was like, congratulations on handling this so well. Okay, okay. We'll find out what you wanted to ask next. And I'll tell you what they told me before the interview.

Okay. Because I kind of had to hybrid it, what they told me of what I wanted to do. Angela in Virginia, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. I just wanted to let you know that you did an absolute amazing job on the interview this morning. I was kind of excited. I don't have a side. I don't go either way. And knowing that you're her side and she hadn't wanted to talk for six months,

I just wanted to let you go that it was an amazing interview, and I think it went very well, and you couldn't have done it any better. Wow, thank you very much. Here's the thing with her. I feel like that documentary had an agenda. They all do, by the way. It's not just this documentary. They all come in with a perspective.

And I feel like they needed a villain. But who's crazier? Joe Exotic was way crazier than Carol Baskin. He just was. So if I got to pick aside, I'm going to pick the one of the not absolutely nuts person who burned their own shack down. Did Joe Exotic have too much crazy crap going on? Aside from that, I just don't think it's fair to say that someone murdered their husband when you don't know anything. You don't know.

I just can't get on that side. And she sounded like a sweet person. Here's what they told me before this interview. Okay. They walked in or scuba did and said, hey. Disney, ABC has asked that you only talk about dancing with the stars. Now, it wasn't my intention to only talk about dancing with the stars, nor did I only talk about dancing with the stars.

But I did want to talk about it, and I felt that she was going to be uncomfortable when that interview started, just going, what's about to happen? So it's my job, as a good interviewer, sometimes to ask the greatest questions first so I can warm them up to answering better later. So it's on it's like, hey, how are you feeling? How's your health? with stars, goob, gooo, gooo, gooo, all that happens.

And then, as soon as she gave me the outlet to go to Tiger King, I did. Because I was waiting for her to mention it one time. And she was, you know, on Tiger King, I was like, speaking of Tiger King, I'm glad you brought that up. Since you brought that up, it now allows me to walk over there.

And I said, I don't feel like you're represented fairly on that show. How did you feel? To which she answered. I felt so utterly betrayed by what they did, but there's always, I think everything always happens the way it should and it's always for the best.

And so even though my family and I suffered greatly because of that, there's so much good that we can turn this into. And in her mind, she walked herself there. Really, I waited for the right spots, took it, and that's where we went. But I kind of had to be meticulous with my moves because she could just hang up at any time. Yeah. It's like walking up to a deer. Now, most dears, I'm going to let you walk up to him anyway.

She hasn't let us walk up to her. If you make any sudden movements, that deer's out, gone. However, every great once in a while, if you got the right corn in your hand. That's a great analogy. And you move just slow enough to where they don't see you as a threat,

but rather as someone that is providing them something, some nourishment. That freaking deer will come to your hand and eat the corn. Carol Baskin ate the corn. It's great. She was great on the show. When she was eating corn, that's when I thought you were going to go for the...

Also, I'm also playing the long game here. Yeah. Oh, good. Oh, okay. I don't want to disrespect her. First of all, she's not doing any interviews. And she came on our show? How lucky are we?

How grateful am I? Scuba, Steve, has busted his butt for the last six months trying to get her on. I mean, basically harassed her. Yeah, pretty much. At least once a month I would hit her up, yeah. So that being said, I felt like it went as good as I could make it because I wasn't going to go. So you got 11 last week. Did you kill your husband?

Wasn't going to do that because I'm also investing in the long-term relationship between myself and Carol Baskin. Got it. Let's go over to Megan and Georgia. Megan, you're on the show. How are you? Good morning, studio. Morning. All right.

I'm so excited to hear you guys. So listen, Carol Baskin's on there. I was so out. You know, I sent here an email to get her on the show. Oh, nice. You were booking her on the show for us. Yeah. Let me grab one more call here.

This is Jessica in Oklahoma. Jessica, you're on the show. Hey, how are you? Pretty good. What's going on? I just wanted to say I loved the interview. I was not a Carol Baskin fan before, but after listening to your interview with her, you really have me out here rooting for Carol Baskin.

And I can't think of her name without going Carol Baskin. That song. Carol Baskin. Okay, thank you for the call. Hey, Ray, let's play voicemail number four from last night. Someone called and said this whenever they heard we were having Carol Baskin on. Bobby, are you serious with Carol Baskin? Like, this is ridiculous.

I've listened to you for years, and I'm going to stop listening to you because of this. Absolutely ridiculous. Peace. He's like Joe Exotic fan. That was Joe Exotic, call him a prison. Bobby? I don't care. Listen, this show is a very,

inclusive show. You can be any age, any race, any sex, and you can probably find one of us that you're like, all right, I feel that. Like, we want everyone, come on in, feel comfortable coming in. We're odd. We're weird. We shouldn't be doing this show. We understand that. That's where the B team comes from. We feel like we're not A team. We're B team. We're the second team. And that's okay, and we're proud of that. And because of that, we have each other's back. And so you don't want to be part of the B team. Then kick her off. We don't need you. We might, though.

Depending on what city you're living in and how ratings are and what city we're in. Let me know. Hey, what was that area code? What are you called from? The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian university

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Hey Morgan, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm pretty good. What part of Oklahoma are you in? I'm from the small town hair at Oklahoma. All right. Well, I'm glad you're on. We're going to play this game called Never Going to Get It, where I asked the show an impossible question. If they get it, they win cash, and you win the same cash that they win, okay?

All right. Sounds good. So I'll ask the question this time. Then you, Morgan, can decide. who you'd like to team up with, okay? Okay. Then never going to get a question. 35% of hiring managers say this resume mistake

has gotten a job seeker, an instant rejection. Oh. So they just did a big poll. 35% of people, basically one third of people, said, hey, they got this on a resume, and they were like instantly rejected. I'm not even going to give it a second look. So that's the question.

What is it? Morgan, which of these folks would you like to team with? Who do you think is going to get it right? I have no plan who to pick. I'm going to go with Amy. Okay. Fan favorite, Amy, for sure. All right, this is Morgan on with us right now, as we play Never Gonna Get It.

Here's the question. 35% of hiring managers say this resume mistake has gotten a job seeker and instant rejection. Now, there's $20,000. up for grabs. If any of you get it, you get 20 bucks. If your person gets it Morgan, which is Amy, you also get 20 bucks. Yes. Let's go around the room. Amy, what did you write down? Typo. Okay. Lunchbox. Spelling mistakes. Eddie, I put your first job. Nobody cares about your first job. Morgan? I bet their email name. What do you mean? Like their email account, the name of their email account? I like Bobby Bone 69. Yeah.

It's like a funny email account? Yeah, just any email account, yeah. Like whatever their email account. But don't you want to contact them on email? I would think if their email is childish. Morgan, too, get specific. You're on to it. Well, let me see what Ray says.

Ray, Ray, Ray, what do you say? Grammatical. Okay, everyone's wrong. Morgan might be right again. Wait, what? I need you to be more specific, Morgan. Why do I get so close? I need you to be so.

35% of hiring managers say this is, an instant no. I need you to hit me with it. Can it be their email username? Is that specific enough? What do you mean? I don't understand what you're saying, though. Like, if I put on Jockey Kid 25 from high school, like that little username part is what I'm talking about.

Like when it's, shoot, I know it now. Well, yeah, because she's already got it right for you. I know. She's already led you to the water. Oh, I thought. Mike, do I give it to her? No. I think it is too.

Woo! Yeah. It's an unprofessional email address. Yeah. The biggest resume mistake is the, the biggest. The most often is grammar and typos, but people that see an unprofessional email address, cut them immediately. You know why I know this? Because you used to be Boner Girl 68.

No, that'd be funny, though. A professor told me he was like, I used to do this to people, and I was like, okay, well, I'll make sure I have a good email address, and it just always stuck with me. She's nailed these guys. I think she's the queen of never going to get it. Amos like, I won one. Broken clock, right, twice a day. My grandma used to day. Oh, okay.

Don't insult my grandma by saying that. Don't insult my grandma. I don't know. Morgan, you did not win. I'm very sorry, but I'm thankful that you called. Is there anything you'd like to say while we're here? Yeah, can I give a shout out to my beat team crew? You got us.

Shout them out. All right. Hi, Mom. Kim. Hi, Angie. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Nicole. What up?

All right. Thank you, Morgan. Thanks for playing. Hopefully we'll talk to you again soon. Thank you. You have a good day. And Morgan just made $20. What are you going to do with that $20, Morgan?

No, I'm just going to keep it in there in case I keep losing, you know, so that way I can give it to Mike. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, I hope it's something good. It's 2 a.m. in these two state troopers, Michael Allen and Pete Christie are sitting in their patrol car and an SUV goes, uh-oh, let's get them. Turn the lights on, boys. They follow the SUV. They quickly realized there's a guy putting his hand outside the.

The window, like, I can't stop. I can't stop. Oh, no. So they finally get by him. They say, you have to pull over. So they got him to pull over. Well, it was a dad taking his wife to the hospital because she was going in labor. So they're like, well, all right, scoot over, dad.

Let's see what we got here. They see the baby's head coming out. They spring into action. They deliver the baby on the spot, handed to the father. And now the baby is healthy and the mom is healthy. And they did it all there on the side of the road. That's wild. Because you know at first they're like, we got somebody drunk running from the cops.

Uh-huh. 2 a. You're thinking like, of course This guy's definitely drunk, but no. What I think about one of these people have babies in places that aren't a hospital, how do they know where to cut the umbilical cord? I think they train.

I think they train. But like, what about somebody random? Do they just take the baby in the mom in who courted together? I mean, it seems like when they see like the head coming out, it's pretty obvious. You just almost like a quarterback takes a snap. I get that, but I'm saying there's an umbilical cord. Well, they call the ambulance bones.

Ambulance shows up and then does it. everything, you know, the way they're supposed to. But I think in the moment, they just catch the baby. Yeah. That's awesome. Good for those coughs. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Hey, Terry. Thanks for calling the show. What's going on? Hi. I just wanted to tell you guys, guys are hilarious. You make me laugh every morning. And I was sitting at a gas station, just smiling and laughing.

And for the first time of my life, and I'm going to be 50 next month. First time in my life, somebody came up to me and hit on me. I was so excited. I'm like going on. Because I was laughing and smiling at you guys at the show. I was like,

what a time in my life? What did the guy say as he approached you? He come up and I was looking at it. He asked me to open the window and I opened the window and he goes, he goes, can I have your number? Wow. Wow. And he goes, can you have mine?

Oh, that's pretty good though. That's pretty good. Wow, not his first rodeo with this. And did you... I got married and I'm like, God, I'm sorry. That's funny. That was the highlight of my ears. That's amazing.

50 next one. I'm like, I'm going to be 50 next month. I'm almost a golden girl. If this guy come up and hit on me, I'm like, yes. That's fine. I still got it. I just thought it was afraid because I was like, laughing and smiling so hard. I was like, you know, and he'd come up to me, and I thought that was great.

Anyway, thank you guys so much for making me laugh every year. All right. Hey, Terry, where do you live in Florida? Bradington. Oh, yeah. Bradington? Know it well. You do? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I just had to tell you guys. You guys make me laugh every morning. Thank you very much. Congratulations. Happy 50th birthday when it comes up, and thanks for listening. And good luck on your date. Thanks, Bobby. Thank you. She's married. All right, there she goes.

That's funny though, huh? Oh, she's married. Yeah, she's married. I miss that part. She had to decline. Oh. I tell you, I was, Caitlin was with me in Seattle because she'll travel with me.

She just works. So she's like, heck, if I'm going to work all day Friday and half the day Saturday, because her job, when she, like, internet codes and does software sales for oil companies, I struggle with knowing exactly what she does because I look over at it. And I'm like, I don't know what that means. But so she, she, We were at the hotel. I was about to go off and shoot.

She goes, hey, I'm going to go over to Starbucks and gets the coffee. So she walks over that's like next. And this guy pulls up to where she is walking. He goes, hey, rolls window down. He goes, hey, can I take you to lunch? And she was like, what? And he goes, can I take you to lunch? And she was like, no, I have a boyfriend.

He's like, well, doesn't he want you fed? And I was like, you know what? Not a bad line. That's bold. Yeah. Like if you're already in, that's not a bad one. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Eddie, I don't know if you ever deal with this when your kids have playdates, but I've noticed that with lots of parents when you're texting about kids getting together, there's a tango of whose house it's going to be at. And everyone seems real flexible and it's fine, you know, my house or your house, whatever you just say, but no parent wants to commit to their house

in case the other person's willing to volunteer's tribute first. This is so true. Yeah, and so I kind of came up with, I don't know if it has a name, but I'm starting to call it the playday tango where parents just dance back and forth and dance around the fact that they're open to a play date, but I mean, whatever house is fine.

And you just wait for the person to commit. And then sometimes it's you. Sometimes it's them. You win some. You lose some. To me, I just thought it was comical because you sometimes end up in a stalemate of like, who's going to text next?

Like, what are you going to do? And the kids have to get together. Who's going to volunteer first? Do you ever try to shove your kids with another kid that they don't really like because your parents, your guys, parents get along? No,

I haven't yet. Well, my kids don't, I don't even have that many options to choose from. So far, my kids just play with people that they like. Eddie, you have this problem at all? Well, the tango for sure is a real thing because you just, I don't think anyone wants to host kids at their house. And like, sometimes, I think lately it's been our house just because we're like, oh, I don't want to play this game.

It's fine. You can do it at our house and we'll do it. But it's a real thing. Yeah. Your 13-year-old is too old for play dates. He's 12. Oh. But, um, I wouldn't.

I wouldn't say he's too old. Yeah, like he has friends come over and they just kind of. That's different than a play date that's been organized by mom. My daughter's 13. I still organized with moms. Yeah, but your daughter's 13 who hasn't been in America that long. Yeah, true. Eddie's kids like from the streets.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just thought other parents might be able to relate. Lunchbox, what'd you do? I called the Museum of Nature and Science because they have a zombie, not a zombie, they have a mummy exhibit. And I acted like a fifth grade teacher and I wanted to bring my students to see the zombies. So he's supposed to be a teacher. but he thinks a mummy's a zombie

Okay, here we go So the fucking guest services How can I help you? Yes, ma'am, I'm a fifth grade science teacher And we've been doing a whole month on zombies And I want to bring the kids To see some zombies in the flesh Well, that sounds cool

Yeah, I mean, I know you guys are doing the zombie exhibit I'm just trying to get some more information We have like Egyptian mummies here at the museum You said you have Egyptian zombies? Egyptian mummies. We don't have a zombie's exhibit. Man, do you have any zombies that were on the Walking Dead? We do not. No, you'd probably have to go to some Hollywood lot to see something like that. So some of the kids, you know, like they're kind of scared. Is there a way they can see them through the glass so the zombie won't?

They're worried the zombies are going to come back to life when we're there. Sure. Again, we don't have a zombies exhibit, so I can't really answer that question. Yeah, do you have any famous zombies? We don't have any zombies, period. We must be thinking like he's a teacher. This is what's wrong with America. This story comes to us from Vermont. A man was driving an ATV trying to escape police because he had not paid his bar tab.

He's driving. He crashes into a pole and he's like, I got to get out of here. And there's a truck sitting at the red light. Light turns green, starts to pull off so he jumps in the bed of the truck. Nice. Guy in the truck pulls over, throws him out of the truck so police can apprehend him. That seems like a lot of running and a lot of work for running out of a bar tab. Yeah, I should have just paid that.

And he was driving the thing. He was drunk. Oh, yeah, obviously. I'm lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance,

with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. founded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. The Palisade hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space.

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