The Bobby Bones Show - Cartoon Catchphrases + Switched at Birth + Country Songs Easy Listening

Episode Date: January 3, 2022

Bobby reads off infamous cartoon catchphrase's as the studio guesses who said it. After 80 years, 2 men find out they were switched at birth and are not happy about it. The studio plays a game of country songs easy listening and crown the winner. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning studio. Morning. I'll give you two celebrities. You tell me who costs more to get a personalized video from. Okay, Amy? Okay. Dina Carter, singer of strawberry wine. Or Jana Kramer.

By the way, they're around the same price. What do you think the price is? If Pucks a tawny fill is 80 bucks. I feel like Jana Kramer has a lot going on. She could probably charge a lot for, you know, if someone was an old school Friday night lights fan, they'd be like, oh, OG, Jana Kramer. Or One Tree Hill. I mean, she's just done a lot, her podcast, all that. So I'll go Jana Kramer's.

So the winner is $175, and it's Dina Carter. Oh, wow, okay. Wow. At 175 bucks. Jana's 150. Okay. Lee Bryce. Or Jake Owen.

Oh, Jake Owens more. I would think this would be such a simple one. It's not. No. What is it? Really? Lee Bryce. $199.

And Jake is? $150. Wow. I would have bet my whole wallet on that. And you'd be broke. And I'd be... Sorry, who gauges the price? The person?

The person. Yeah. Okay. So that's just the thing. No, I get it. Yeah. But shocking to me. Next up, Matt Stell.

my face, but I pray for you. Or Granger Smith. Granger's more because he's also two people in one. Granger's price is $89. Oh. Matt Stell is $100. What? Oh, wow.

Wow, because Granger could also be Earl Dibble. He might have another one for Earl. Oh, and Earl might be more. All right, all right. Let's do a couple more here. Morgan Evans. Sometimes he got a kiss to. A couple hits.

Also married to Kelsey Ballerini. Who knows, she may show up in one with him? Or Travis Denning. The winner is 50 bucks. Morgan Evans. Yeah. Okay. Barely, 50 to 40 bucks.

Morgan Evans is a winner there. Okay, here's one. I'm going to tell you, these two are both at least $200. Wow. So it's on the expensive side. Leanne Rhymes. Or Sarah Evans. I'm going to say Leanne Rhymes charges more.

Leanne Rhymes charges $333. Sarah Evans is $200. So Leanne Rimes is all right. See if you can guess just how much these other ones are. Okay. If you're just playing that game. This is not how much I would pay, by the way. It's just I'm guessing.

Someone's taking their hostility out on future social media users. No, I just am trying to. That's how I've been thinking. The situation from Jersey Shore. Oh, he probably charged. Yeah, I think he needs the money, so he might charge $200. $300. Okay.

How about Lindsey Lohan? Oh, man, $350. $400. It's good. Got a little estimator there. Drew Breeze, you paid this much. It goes to charity, but Drew Breeze has a price of... $250.

$5.50. Wow. I almost went $500. Dang it. And he donates it. How about... These two are very close. Emmett Smith and Troy Aikman are both...

around this number. 300. What? And Troy's still on TV right now, so. That's, that's, wow. Good for them. But do they donate it? I don't think so.

Who cares? I think Jake, at least was donated his to charity for a while. Yeah. Still might be. That Lee Bryce, Jake one really shook me. You can't carry on. I can't move on. You guys can email us at any time.

If you need advice, we're constantly looking through this email. Morgan, what's the email they can read? Yes. Mailbag at Bobbybones.com. All right, let's open it up. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.

Hey, Bobby, my name is William. So my wife has been doing dry January to stop drinking any alcohol the entire month. She wants to cleanse for two weeks and expects me to do the same with her, but I don't want to. Now, why should I have to stop drinking and go on a cleanse if I don't have to lose any way to want to?

I work out four days a week. I enjoy having a glass of wine or beer on the weekends. I shouldn't have to suffer because my wife likes to overeat during the holidays. And drink every night for two weeks. Shots fired. Listen, I like to be supportive. But I think asking me to do a cleanse and not drink for a month is too much. What do you guys think?

Amy, what's your opinion? Bobby, what's your opinion? Signed William. Amy, I'll let you fill this one first. My opinion is that she absolutely should not be asking you to join her this. This is her decision and you shouldn't be dragged into it. I don't necessarily would have phrased all the things the way you did, oh, like if she hears that. But you are in the right in that you don't have to join her, but you can do whatever you need to do to be

whatever encouragement she needs during this time, but no way can she drag you on her antics. Agree that in principle that's the right thing, but his life's going to be miserable. if he doesn't do something to walk alongside her. How did you mean? How do you mean? Well, but encouraging her. She's going to be like, no, do it with me. You, first of all, you don't have to do it, but you've got to

find ways to make her think you're doing it. And if you don't want to do it, don't do it on the side. Wait, oh, so your solution is to like just deceive a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Okay. No, nobody's hurting this. This is a victimless crime.

I'm all for a victimless crime. Especially because, listen, in the house, if she's not happy, the whole house isn't going to be happy. Right. Your happy wife. Yeah, but clearly she's doing something that might make him miserable and then he's not happy. What I would say, William, agree to it. But then don't do it. I completely disagree with that.

I'm being practical. I know you're... But then she's going to find out that... She's not going to find out. And then if she has to be like, hey, baby, I was trying to support you. I had just one doing it around you. It's only a couple weeks. How about have an honest conversation with her about how, you know, maybe you...

you won't have to do something like a cleanse. Good luck with that. If you stay moderate during, like, learn. I'm trying to protect his life. She's going to find a bunch of beer bottles in the garage and be like, oh, man, here you go. World War II. Right. I would say it's only a couple weeks.

You say, hey, I'm happy to go. I may not be perfect, but I'm happy to do this with you. So don't drink. But really he has no intention of doing it with her. He shouldn't have to. He should win on both. He shouldn't have to do it with her. And also, he should still be able to live his own life.

And the only way to do that is to have this victimless crime here. I'd like to have her on. I want to hear from her. Well, he's not even on. Well, I know. He's got an email. I would just say, you know what, babe? I'm going to do this with you, you got it.

And then sure, your... But your fingers are crossed the whole time under your pants. Under your pants? Where do you tell your lies? Or whatever. Behind your... We got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's found to close Bobby's mail back.

The Good News Countdown. Counting down the biggest good news stories across the land. Welcome to the best countdown on the radio. It's all about good news. Let's go. Number five. A grandmother in L.A. beat COVID after 20 days in the hospital. So last month, she went back and brought 800 tomorrow.

for the nurses, doctors, and the other staff to share. Hey, that's awesome. She said it took her five days to make them all. That's fantastic. Number four. Two random people in Missouri pulled a driver from a burning truck and saved his life. Now, cops are trying to track him down to say thanks. A guy who got on a video said the whole thing was really inspiring to watch.

That cab was already on fire when they got there to try to help that guy. Seeing something like that kind of checks your perspective pretty quick and lets you know what really matters. These people that run into fires, firefighters or people like a burning truck. That's crazy because I think it can blow up. That's hero stuff right there. Number three. Chick-fil-A opened a new location in Michigan,

but couldn't hold a big grand opening like they usually do, obviously. So instead, they're giving 100 health care workers free food for a year. Nice. Because the deal was the first 100 people in would get it for a year so people would be camped out around the store. But I like what they pivoted to. Number two. A family in Texas almost died in a fire because three of them have COVID and couldn't smell

the smoke. No way. Oh, crazy. Oh, no. But a 17-year-old who's not sick in the house smelled it and got everybody out of there. Dang, you even think about that. Eddie, you had COVID? Yeah, I would have never known. I would have burned. For sure. You needed your eyes to see it. Yeah. Wow. Number one. A doorbell cam video of first grader named Ali Schroier doing her Girl Scout Cookie sales pitch has gone viral. After Ali's video was shared online, she smashed her own

sales goal selling 600 boxes. Here's a clip of her pitch that was caught on doorbell cam. Hello, I'm Alie. Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies? What, 2, 3, or 4, or 5? For 6 or 7 or 8 or 9 or 10. And I just wanted to say, I'm a girl scouter. Thank you. There you go. Which reminds me, there's a very famous story of a boy selling chocolate candy bars in Central Texas. And that kid now works on this show, and he still does his pitch about once a year. So lunchbox, take it away. I was a legend back in the day, and I would stand out in front of grocery stores.

I'd knock on your door and you'd answer and I'd have that candy bar in my hand. I'd be like, hello, for our Little League fundraiser this year, we're selling world's finest chocolate with almonds in the middle. And I was wondering if you'd like to buy any. I'm telling you, I sold so many. And tell me that wouldn't get you when I hit the world's finest chocolate with almonds in the middle. I mean, those candy bars were legit. They were legit. I don't like the nuts, though.

I like straight milk chocolate. Oh, you're crazy. Oh, man. The almonds were big. They were big. I got to say. That was the good news countdown. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. The staff at St. Mark's Hospital in Salt Lake City is celebrating a very special employee of the month by trying to buy him a car. Michael Piper loves working there, and his devotion to his job shows. And New Year's Day is very apparent. Now, he usually rides the bus to work, but they weren't running on the holiday. So he found alternative transportation.

Instead of asking him for a ride or calling in sick, he rode his bike to work. By the way, it's cold. Right. It's New Year's. It was 37 miles each way in the freezing Utah winter. It took him nearly four hours. And now his colleagues are like, man,

he's like working in the COVID unit, cleaning up to COVID rooms. So they set up a GoFundMe page to raise money to buy them a car. They're still working on it, but now they've got like $5,000, $7,000. There we go. He didn't ask for it. for it. That's the best thing. This guy is dedicated. He rode his bike in winter in Utah. That is

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Here's Donald Duck's catchphrase. Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy, yeah. So what I'll do is I'll give you the cartoon catchphrase. Tell me which cartoon characters said it. Okay. I'll say it. You guys write your answers down. Okay.

Here we go. Number one, who said? yabababadoo who said yabababadoo m'n amy fred flinstone lunchbox

fred flinstone eddie fred flinstone that's correct all right who said to infinity and beyond what cartoon character said to infinity and beyond

amy buzz light ear correct lunchbox buzz light year yep eddie that's buzz light ear bones. To infinity and beyond.

Good. Everybody's still rolling here. How about? That's all, folks. That's all, folks. Amy's in. Eddie's in. Eddie's in.

Lunchbox is riding something down. That's all folks. That's all folks. I'm really trying to sell it. No, I can picture the little thing. Who said, that's all. Folks, lunchbox, you can go first? Sylvester or the cat.

Amy? Bugs Bunny? You're both wrong. What? Eddie, if you get this, you win. Wow. If you don't, we go to the next question. Is it porky pig?

It's porky pig. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, that's all, folks. You know, we're going to do a points and base this game. Everybody's still in. Okay, good, good. All right.

All right. How about this? I'm smarter than the average bear. What cartoon character said? Smarter than the average bear. Uh-huh. Amy. Yogi the bear?

Lunchbox? Yogi bear! Eddie? Hey, Yogi. Yogi bear. Yeah, you all get it. Yogi the bear. She gets that right.

Yogi the bear. Okay. Sorry. All right, who said this. I have the power. Wow. What cartoon said I have the power

Everybody in? Yeah Okay Amy Um Power Rangers No lunchbox I remind a lot of people

This guy He man Eddie He man He man is right Yeah All right who said this Excellent

Excellent Excellent Cartoon catchphrases Who said Excellent You're saying it weird Yeah, what? Egg,

Am I saying it weird? No, I think he said it right. I think he said it right, perfectly. Excellent. Amy? You sound scary, but is it cat in the hat? Cat in the hat? Because egg, eggs.

You been drinking this morning? Lunch, folks? Mr. Burns? Yeah, Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Mr. Burns. Eddie? Mr. Burns. Here.

Excellent. Excellent. Oh, okay. All right, let's do one more. That's all I can stands. I can't stands no more. What? That might be the person I've heard that.

Do that again. It's hard to do the impression, right? Because I haven't heard it in years. Here we go. That's all I can stands. I can't stand no more. Oh, I got nothing. Let's see.

Stans, I stands. That's all I can stens. Has the impression. I have no idea Not good, Mike I had it like a mic Oh All right, Amy

Uh, roadrunner That's roadrunner That's roadrunner That's all he says Amy He doesn't even dog Lunchbox Yeah, this has to be Barney No, Eddie

I have Ren from Ren and Stimpy Okay, we're not going to say Who does play it It's the guy with the gun What's his name though? Yosemite No, it's no guy with a gun It's Popeye

Ah, it's Popeye Eddie you are a winner Congratulations Come on. There he is. Hit it. I do know my cartoons. Yeah, you're pretty good at that one.

I got sucked into this article about dinosaurs. A dinosaur is at last meal. And I'm like, what did they eat? A person? McFlurry? I was, but, spoiler alert. It was fern leaves and sticks. What do they expect was going to be in there?

Yeah. Well, they clicked that crap. A 110 million-year-old dinosaur stomach content are revealed, it was fern leaves and sticks. By the way, Eddie didn't even dinosaurs real? Not so recently, no. How long ago did you learn dinosaurs? A couple years ago.

In your... 41. What did you think dinosaurs were? That it was just a theory that scientists had, like, oh, yeah, there were these big animals. We found these big bones. It could have been like a big elephant kind of thing. But no, they're real.

Well, the dinosaur's last meal, again, was fern leaves and sticks. Amy, your last meal. They're telling you, hey, it's something to wrap this up. What's your final meal? I'm going to have to go with a chick-fil-a, spicy chicken sandwich with waffle fry,

chick filet sauce mixed with ketchup and an Oreo milkshake. Oh, you went all in, huh? Well, that's my meal. I guess I'd just go to Chick-fil-A. I thought about cooking something, but... I always thought if I was on death row and they were like, last meal, I would just extend it out. What do you mean?

Just keep going. Eat until you popped. Oh, yeah. Just go, go, go. Mine would be a chicken fried steak. My standard favorite meal, a chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, white gravy, fried okra, corn. I like corn on the cob, but taking off the cob right before you eat it. Yeah. That's the perfect corn on the cob.

Eddie? As a toss-up between Whataburger and Pizza Hut, but Pizza Hut wins. Pepperonia mushroom pan pizza, a large one too. Lunchbox? Chicken enchiladas with some rice and beans, queso, salsa, chips, margaritas, and cheesecake for dessert. So lunchbox went with Mexican food. Eddie went with Italian food. Eddie's Mexican.

I'm white You say you're Mediterranean or something No I'm bohemian I think you're Irish Well I am part Irish My grandpa My mom's dad was from Ireland My mom's mom was from Bohemia

I'm bohemian And Irish One other one around the room Your last song that you get to listen to They're like all right You got to check out But play a song Amy what are you picking

George straight Amarillo by morning Good Good to go out to I'm gonna take Not because so much the message It's just like my favorite song. It's tough for me. Because I was going to stop this train from John Mayer,

but it's about getting older. But at that point I'm old and it doesn't matter anymore. Or I would do, but I'm going to do if tomorrow never comes, Garth Brooks, because tomorrow ain't coming. It's a good one. Oh, boy. And I love this song.

Take that if out. You know it's not coming. Well, tomorrow ain't coming. Dang, are you crying while you listen to this? Right now? No, right before you're about to go. Because it depends on the situation. Oh, wow.

Like if I'm on a rocket, want to blow up a meteor coming to Earth and I'm saving the Earth. Then you're out crying. I always, this whole segment, I've been picturing us on death row. Oh, you have? I've pictured me at 99 years old going, hey, it's been a great life. No, I mean, maybe that's foreshadowed me. Where have you pictured you?

A death row. Oh, you guys went to jail? We're bad people, man. No, that's what I associate last meal with is. Oh, I just thought like, hey, you're about to go. This is like a hypothetical. I was already walking towards the chair, brother. I was a nursing home, man.

With bed sores. That's interesting. Eddie, final song. I'm going to have to go Willie. Angels flying too close to the ground. Let me crying. Lunchbox? This is going to all my haters out there that I've had all my life.

Toby Keith, how do you like me now? Do you do middle finger as you're going? Absolutely. Shoot on the bird? Oh, yeah. Sort of like Dr. Evans, my high school teacher, he told me, man, I'd really like to be a fly on the first college classroom you walk into, like basically saying I wasn't going to make it in college.

I mean, what up, Dr. Evans? But you didn't graduate college. But I did go to college. No, but his point was you wouldn't make it in college. Not life. But you didn't make it in college. I survived college. I mean, I made it.

But you didn't make it. I didn't make the, well, I made it all the way across the stage. You quit one class short of graduating. Correct. But before I go out, I'm going to let everybody know. How do you like me now? All right, there he is. All right. Thank you very much.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Carson Daly and his wife are sleep divorced, which we've talked about before here on the show, but they're doing it and it's really, really working for them. And this means they sleep in separate bedrooms. But how it started was simply because she was pregnant with their fourth child and they needed to separate simply for that. But then after she gave birth, they stayed separated because it was working so well for them. and Carson says that sleep is important.

You're going to be a better person if you're rested, which can help your relationship, and their relationship has been better for it. Well, I think the word sleep divorce. It sounds negative. It puts a bad taste in your mouth. How about like sleep well-being? If you were to just say it differently,

I think people would respond to it better. Because if your partner snores and you don't sleep, you're not healthy. You can get sick. Yeah. And I kick, my husband doesn't snore too bad, but when he does, I have this annoying habit of just kicking him until he stops. And then that wakes him up.

That sounds like a habit. It sounds like something you're doing. I know. I try to tell him sometimes I don't even know I'm kicking you. Oh, you do. What would we call it, though, if we're not going to say sleep do-laws? We'd call it like a sleep growth. Sleep well. Oh, yeah.

You know, something positive. Kailen's great because she sleeps through anything. I sleep the TV on. It goes off the middle of the night now because Netflix goes, are you sure? And then it shuts itself off? So it doesn't matter. I think I may be the annoying one more so than she is. All right, what else you got?

Well, former Bachelorette Hannah Brown, she saved a man from drowning. She was whitewater rafting with her family, and a man got pulled up by a current, his raft flipped, and she was part of the rescue team. And the man's girlfriend posted about it on Twitter saying, how fun Hannah Brown

saved my boyfriend from drowning in the river today. So she did. But the girlfriend also wrote something in her tweet about how she didn't know it was Hannah Brown but Hannah Brown's mom told them, oh, this is my daughter she won Dancing with the Stars and was on The Bachelor. Yeah, Hannah Brown could do some

good press about now. That's weird. Yeah, maybe her mom is like, go put this on Twitter. She saved his life. All right. Yeah, I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's this 91-year-old man named Gene, and he lives across the street from a daycare, but he has dementia. So he ends up walking across the street every day to introduce himself to the teacher that works at the daycare and hangs out with all the students every day for about an hour. Here's a clip from the news. How are you doing? I'm good. Megan says it's almost like an instinct.

We always tell the kids that his brain is kind of sick, but his heart always remembers us. Mr. Gene. Dementia can rob so much. But apparently acceptance and compassion. What's your best move? Are unforgettable. Yeah. So for about an hour every afternoon,

Gene gets to enjoy his time with the children, and they just all act like, hey, yeah, we all just met today. Let's hang. That's touching. Mm-hmm. Dang. And good for the school for letting him do that.

Yeah. Good for him, because every day he's like the same great guy. Mm-hmm. Dang. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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The morning corny. What did the proton say to the electron? What the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative. That was the morning corny. Hey, by the way, you guys can call us if you want at any time, even if it's 9 p.m. Leave a message on the voicemail. 87777 Bobby.

877 Bobby. Let us know what segment you like. Or if you have a question for the show, leave it up there. These two guys say they were switched at birth in West Virginia 80 years ago. as the DNA test showed they match with each other's families. And then I wonder, do you even want to know your 80? Do you even want to know that your life was rocked so long ago? I guess it...

John William Carr III and Jackie Lee Spencer are suing the diocese of Wheeling Charleston, alleging negligence and breach of duty by St. Joseph Hospital. They were both born on the same day, August 29th, 1942. The men's lawsuit claims hospital staff sent them home with each other's parents. Eric came to light last year.

It's crazy they're both alive, too. Right, and how did it come to light? Well, Spencer, who had been searching for his birth father, took a DNA test showing he wasn't related to anyone in his own family. Testing showed he was actually related to Carr's family, so then Carr was like, hmm, all right, let me take

a little test here, and he was related to the family that raised Spencer. Dang. Oh, so they figured it out. Are any of the parents still alive, though, to even No. No chance.

I don't know. I mean, nor the doctors or nurses. So that is crazy. Would you want to know? You're 80 years old. Let's just say, you know, you had a pretty good normal life. If I did, then I'm okay with knowing a little. Because they're even, they're not alive either to go meet either.

Exactly. Right. I would just feel really bad. If like, say I started having conversations with the other guy that had the life I was supposed to have and he had a really, really hard life, I'd feel. so bad because I'd be like that was supposed to be me and you had a hard life and I had a great life that would suck. That's funny

that that's where your mind goes. Because mine goes, I get really mad as the guy for having a great life and I was over here sucking. Yeah. Yeah. So it's same. Yeah. Vice versa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't want to know but they're going to make some money off the hospital.

But again, 80 years ago, who knows? I just figured babies are just getting thrown into people's hands. All right, next up, grab baby throw it to them. Okay, so. It's the pilgrims, basically. What about now? So at 80 you don't want to know, but at 40, do you want to know? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Well, yes, yes, for genetic reasons for your health. I'm dealing with this right now with a bunch of health issues. I don't know because my mom's not alive. She passed away in her 40s. I don't know my biological father. I don't know. My grandfather was, I don't know anybody.

Either of my grandfather's, so I don't know anything genetic that happened to me. But I think most people at my age, still have people alive above them. So yes, I would want to know now for that reason. At 80, your check's been written. You've lived your life. Yes, because maybe I still have a chance to meet some grandkids or something. Dang, that's a good point.

Yeah. But what if... Yeah, I want to know no matter what. But what if you lose your grandkids? Why would I lose them over this? Because then you're like, you're not my real pap-ball. Herb is. I mean, like, no, it doesn't matter.

I am your pap-all. But guess what? You got a bonus pap-ball. Herb, come on in. Yeah. Like, I want to know. So yeah, for sure. Amy, did you ever have a boyfriend back in the day?

Or heck, maybe your husband does this now. But they just wants to fight if something goes wrong. No, I've never dated Fight Guy. Mm-mm. I mean, maybe when I was 16, one of the... Yeah, but I don't even know if he was Fight Guy or just being a teenage kid. But nobody in my life currently is Fight Guy. Like, you never been at a bar and somebody steps on somebody's shoe and the next thing you know it's like, come on.

No, and I'm not attracted to fight guy. Like, I want you to be able to control your soul. They say men with a fragile sense of masculinity are way more likely to act aggressively to prove their manliness. That makes sense. So the guy that always wants to fight is fighting to prove that he's a man. And the guy that doesn't need to fight is a big man. That's me. It's a big man.

I'm not going to fight at all. The guy that runs away. Yeah, yeah. He's a man. The guy that cries and grabs another man to stand in front of him, that's the guy you want to be with. Lunchbox, are you fight guys? I'm not fight guy, but I think women like fight guy. Like if your woman is in trouble, they want to see you step up and fight.

They want to see someone that is brave. And I mean, if we need to, we can fight, but I mean, no one really wants to fight me because they know. I think there's a difference in if somebody's hurting your girl. No, no, no. Let's say some guy knocks your girls drink out of the hand and doesn't say sorry or excuse me. You got to say something to the guy or else your girl's going to look at you bad and you got to let your girl know, hey, I'm not going to let people treat you like that. If you're at a bar and a guy accidentally bumps into your wife

and knocks our drink out of her hand, it keeps walking. What do you do? You grab them and say, hey, you're going to come back and apologize. Or we're going to have a problem. Okay. I'm not touching anybody. You grab them? Yep.

Where do you grab them? Grab them by the shoulder, the arm, whatever. You just, hey, excuse me, you just knocked the drink out of her hand and you're going to go back and apologize. And they're going to apologize. I'm not saying that you shouldn't say, hey, would you mind apologizing? But unless you're going to grab in anybody. I mean, you're already picturing that the guy's gone.

Like, he's already walked away and lunchbox is going to get out of his way and go grab him. Say, come back and apologize to her. And then also, since this is radio and some people might not know exactly what lunchbox looks like. I just like to clarify that a second ago, lunchbox said, well, you know, people see me. They know. Like, they know what? Like, they're not going to fight him because of what they see. But lunchbox isn't as big as he sounds.

He's like a, like a. It's a twig. white guy with like the shaggy hair like it's not what you're expecting because I know some people picture like big big guy he's got a big voice

he's like big guy where would you rank us on the show with all the guys here on the show who you'd want to fight least like who's probably the toughest in a fight to the person that's the wimpiest

okay I don't want to fight screw with Steve so he's first yes okay go ahead then I don't want to fight Ray because he's scrappy

I think and like well I don't know he works out all the time then I don't want to fight Bobby then I don't want to fight Mike D Oh Mike D

Really? Amy you have lost your darn mind What's wrong with you? You have lost your darn mind Then I don't want to fight Eddie Oh wow And then I don't want to fight lunchbox Actually it sounds like you do want to fight lunchbox

Wait I thought that that was the order It is but I'm saying No He's the one you if you had to pick You'd fight him first Oh yes So that's what I mean

Yeah, like, it's like, wow. Yeah, probably my best odds are against him. You need to put some respect on my name. Okay. Okay. How does that make you feel, lunchbox? I mean, listen, I'm not worried about her. Girls like her, that's going on.

I'm not what I'm worried about. You know what I'm saying? No, what is he saying? When's the last time you've been in a fight, lunchbox? It's been a long time. It's been a long time. But there's been times at the bar when he gets real close. And they're like, oh, you know what?

This is probably a bad idea. And they back down. a day back down, you don't. Yeah. Or someone defuses the situation, steps in between, things like that. But that's the problem. When you're a celebrity and you go out to bars, some people don't want to pick at you just because you're a celebrity. Do you remember when Morgan number two was boxing,

and she said she'd box lunchbox? Yes, and he said no. He said he wasn't. He wouldn't do it. Yeah. Correct. Still won't do it. Why? Because she's a woman. That's true.

I mean, I mean. That's true. Who would you rather fight? Morgan number two or lunchbox? Oh, lunchbox. Let's set it up. Let's go. Oh, so you'll fight me.

You'll fight Amy, but not Morgan? Yeah, hey, she talks a big game, let's do it. Oh, Morgan used to talk a big game at lunchbox. No, she didn't. Also, I'm a woman. Hey, but you're talking trash. Let's go. Let's go.

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And now he has lost 228 pounds. He ran his first marathon in December and he has signed up for four more this year. and he's going to try to train for an ultra-marathon, which is a 50-mile race. Oh, wow. That's crazy. And it just sounds like he made small steps to accomplish something big. Small steps started eating healthy,

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version of a country song you know like elevator music or dentist's music all you have to do is name the song for example this is Jake Owen barefoot blue gene night but easy listening now slow down in the middle of a rock show yeah so that's easy listening

like if you're hearing that song in the dentist chair that's the version you would hear although I do like it I got to say because I want to went to the dentist a few months ago and they were like, hey, pick the station you want. Like pick your, your Iheart radio channel and you just pick a channel in the music play. So you get to pick your own. Although, what if you go like gangster rap with all that words? All the moms with kids like, oh my God.

Well, you go to headphones. Okay. Okay, here we go. Name the easy listening country song. Here we go. How do you guys feel about that? Oh, great. In you have it?

In. Eddie in? I'm in, man. Five seconds? Uh-oh. There you go. Lunchbox? I got a Sam Hunt house party.

Amy? The Bones. Yeah. Eddie? Does it call the Bones? Yeah. I just have Bones. Is that okay? No.

No, I guess the big part of the top. Yeah. Oh, if the bones are good. The bones are good. Play the slow version again real quick. Here it is again. The bones are good. The fish don't.

Oh, no. Sorry. Sicking nut. All right, here we go. All right. Next one. There you go. That's the easy listening version.

What country song is that lunchbox? 500 hours. Nope. What? Amy? 10,000 hours? Correct. Eddie?

10,000 hours. So close. Okay, name this country song, easy listening. All right, there you go. Yeah. Lunchbox? Pontoon motorboating. Let's go.

What's the name of the song? It's called Pondoo. but I'm not it goes motorboating Eddie yeah I have pontoon Amy pontoon All right we have two more see if you can name this one easy Oh my gosh what is the name of his song All right five seconds lunch bikes little Oz X back road Back road Eddie old town road Amy old town road yeah One more.

Oh man, Amy's got to lose this one. Yeah, Amy's up one on you, Eddie. All right, name this country song. I'm in. Eddie, if you get this right, you're still in the game. Okay. You go first. The only thing that can really mess me up is the titles.

I mess up titles all the time. Go ahead. I hope I have this right. What hurts the most. That's correct. Okay. As of right now, you're tied with Amy. All right.

Lunchbox, you can't win, but just for fun, what do you have? Oh, yeah, I got What hurts the most. All right. Woo! Amy, for the win. What do you have? What hurts the most? What do you have?

What hurts the house? Let me see. You stuttered them. Let me see. What you wrote? Show it to me. Give him the favor. What hurts the most.

Yeah, she got. Thank you. Oh, my God. There she is. But you were being a little suspicious. No, I was trying to do that thing that lunchbox does where he acts like he didn't get it and then he got it. Well, you did win. Nice shot.

There she is. Hey, Eddie, but you lost because of a thee. Yeah, because of the three-letter words. The. That was tough. Eddie got a little upset with it. with me. You're going to talk about that? Yeah. Yeah, because you continue

to lie to me. That's why. Wait, I don't, I didn't lie to him. No, he does lie to me, Amy. About what? About time. Well, do you remember Amy when, like, he would lie to us and say, like, oh, the start time is 1 o'clock and we get there and it didn't start to like 2

because we're always late? I don't. You did that to me? It's been a long time. If he did that to me, I wasn't aware. I haven't had to do that to Amy. And that's the only. The last time I was late, dude, was like three, four years ago. And why do you think that is? Honestly, why do you think you're on time now? All the time.

You? Okay, you're welcome. Now, continue on with the story. Because I do, I have some fault here, but go ahead. Well, this is when we're going to go fishing. He's like, hey, we're going to get there at this time, all right? So meet us there. And it's a dock that's far away from my house.

It was like 11 after the show. Okay, it's far away. I got to go pick up my wife, make sure the babysitter's good, and then we're going to go to the dock. We get there, and I'm rushing because the babysitter's late. Oh, my gosh. And my wife's like, why are you driving so fast? I'm like, I cannot be late.

We cannot be late to this. Like we cannot. Bobby doesn't like it when we're late. I'll leave him. He will. He said, we'll leave you. He said that in the text. It's such an awesome friendship.

I know. So we get there, right? There isn't a soul in sight. And I text him like, where are you? It sounds like he's still in, oh man, I'm eating something. Like, what? What do you mean eating? We're supposed to be here at this time?

He's like, oh, no, I guess I gave you the wrong time. I'm like, did you do not have to do that anymore? You know, I'm glad you brought this up because I do think we've graduated from me not doing that anymore. I apologize. And then, you know, the lady that was babysitting, she's a nice lady, but she's late sometimes, and I snapped at her because I was like, I cannot be late. Okay, but tell Amy why you shouldn't have snapped to her. Because it was free and she was doing it to be nice. He was babysitting for free, Nettie snapped his babysitter.

Eddie. Well, it can't be late, Amy. It can't be late. This is what I'm going to say here. You really, hold on. What did you say? How did you snap at her? Well, I just said, hey, what time did we tell you to be here?

You did? And then what did she say? And she said, I know, I told me this time I'm sorry, you know, like, but I'm just, you know, there's a lot going on. I had to take the dog out. He wouldn't go to the bathroom. And I'm like, okay. Well, we've both learned something here. Wow.

Mostly me. I won't handle you like someone who's been late. Thank you. Okay, but I think you've graduated beyond that. I'm just going to tell you the real time for now on. Thank you. Do you at least understand why I would do that? Yes.

Okay. But I'm not doing that anymore. You have my word. But Amy, when I told him what I did to the babysitter, he said, I'm kind of proud of you for that. Because it is not nice to be late. Even though it's free, she did say she'd be there. It is true.

Yeah, yeah. She's doing you a favor. Yeah. Do you ever pay her? No, I didn't pay her. She watches four kids for free. It's no, yes, she's very nice. You don't even tip her?

Mm-mm. Should I tip her? Wait, I'm so confused. Who's this very nice person? She's a very nice person. Amy wants her. Amy's like, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How do I get in touch with this very nice person?

She's a friend of the family. We met her through mutual friends, and she's just very nice. She wants to do it to help. Let's be on time. You know what I'm saying? And Eddie, let's be on time.

And you were. And I'm down now. If I was that babysitter, I'd be like, fine. Find somebody you want to pay to get here. I'm trying to help you out. Watch your kids for you. What do we both learn?

I'll go first. Yes. I now am considering you normal. You're not late anymore. Thank you. I will treat you like a grown adult. Thank you. Now, what did you learn?

That I'm always on time now. No. your babysitter. I did. To be kind. And appreciate that she's doing it for free. And everybody really, start being on time. Right? It's frustrating, right. It is, dude. Now that I'm on your side of it, like, it's frustrating. I don't know. Is there like a gift card or like a like flowers or like a.

In general or. That you could do for her, especially if she always does it for free. How about how about next time we ask and she's on time, I give her the gift card? Boom. Hold it above her head. If you're on time, you get the treat. If she's late, I just hold them, I was going to give you this, but not anymore. Okay. All right. We're all 12 years old.

It's so weird, Amy. You're like the nicest, kindest, most giving person that I've ever known. Yet you now have this rage inside of you that you can't explain where you just want to slam things against walls. Do you think it's something deep-rooted or do you think it's new with you adopting your kids? Oh, I think I'm dealing with some stuff and I don't know. how to, I think some of it is hormones mixed with not knowing how to handle some stuff that's going on. Like new hormones?

I have stuff, hormones, stuff changing in my body that's weird. So I think some of it is hormonal, but it is a combination of me not processing some of my emotions properly. So do you have a new... Or my stress. Do you have a newfound empathy for people that do things in rage now? Hmm. Interesting. Because I wouldn't want to use...

Well, it depends on what their rage causes them to do because I... I don't ever want to hurt anybody. So, no, I don't have empathy for somebody that uses their rage in that way. But yeah, if they want to throw a water... bottle across the room. Like smash a car. No, I don't want to hurt anybody. I mean, I guess they could smash it as long as nobody gets hurt. Their own car. You're like, oh, I get it. No, I don't, I don't think I have the, I don't want to smash my car. The only thing I'm telling you I want to do or that I have done is throw a water

bottle. I want to throw the fruit bowl, slam stuff, slam the milk down on the counter, like really hard and yell. And what is your therapist? Because you're going to therapist, right? Yeah. what do they say? Well, she thinks some, well, and then sometimes I just can't let it go. So I picture myself doing the action and then I'm like, oh, it feels so good. But I don't. I have control. So I don't do it. Again, nobody would be harmed. But I, I still resist the action because I don't feel like it's right anyways. Like I need to get control. And so, but then I have trouble letting it go. And I'm still stressed and worked up and feeling anxious and having all these different feelings. So she, has told me when I need to reset like that,

I may need to dunk my face in ice water. Have you tried that yet? No, I haven't yet. It's just, but it's part of my assignment. Do you ever get rage at me? No. No. If I see you over there in your heads in a bucket of water,

I'm like, oh, boy, she needs a minute. No. But I promise you, if you were to see it, you would think, because I even think, I'm not joking. I think, who am I right now? Or you would be wondering Who is this person?

Well, sometimes since you said, do you have rage now that comes? I sit next to you and wonder, oh boy. It's not like that. Is this how it is? You just start stabbing with a pin? No, no, I don't ever stop. Don't put me in that category. I don't ever want to hurt anybody.

I just have it in like a extreme desire to quush a ball and then throw it against the wall and smash. My husband and I were having an argument one day and that's when I threw the water bottle. At him? And it was awesome. No, I threw it across the room. All right. If you ever get rage filled in here, just wiggle your ear and I'll just shut it down.

It doesn't. I can't predict it. I'll let you know. If for some reason you hear the imaging just slam in the middle of a segment, you know Amy wiggled her ear and we had to end the segment early. Okay? I hope I'm not alone in this. Yeah. Bobby Bone Show.

Norrie of the day. This story comes us from Albuquerque, New Mexico. A man went through the drive-thru at McDonald's, ordered something and he pulled out and he's like, man, my order is wrong. So he pulled back around, said, hey, you gave me the wrong order. Then he pulled out a gun and said, you need to fix it. Oh. They called police. Police arrived. He took

off high speed chase, helicopter involved, all because he got two hamburgers instead of two cheeseburgers. And when the helicopter is following you, you know you're done. It's like a gun versus a knife. Or do you even think that the helicopter's for you? As soon as you hear it, you know

it's for you, right? I don't know. Oh, you mean for a while? You just think It's a random helicopter. Okay, great. Somebody got hurt in car accident. Oh, no, that's getting closer. And who pulls a gun over a bad order at McDonald's? That's where it was, right?

Yep. And you go to heavy jail for that, obviously. All right. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. You know what I do my waters now? So I put these red tablets in them for, what do they have? Like vitamins, right?

Oh, electrolytes. Yeah, thank you. But now, because I'm not that regular for some reason. I put every, two out of three days I put a, cup of metamusal on the water. Oh. A cup. To help you go?

You don't put a cup. Well, I put the cup they have on the bottle. Okay. Not a one cup measure. But on top of the bottle, it's a big lid and it goes filled with this line. So two out of three days in a row, I fill it up and have a water with metamusal. Gotcha. Do you need it?

That still means I'm young and cool, right? Yeah. No, it doesn't. So do you need it or you just kind of doing it for fun? No, he said he needs it. It ain't fun. If I need it. Wow.

Time march is on, maybe. That's true, man. Sorry about that. We're out. Have a great day, friends. We will see you tomorrow. Get your bones on. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game.

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