The Bobby Bones Show - Charles Kelley in Studio + Mowing Other People's Lawns Without Permission + Lunchbox is a Vigilante
Episode Date: July 20, 2017Charles Kelley of Lady Antebellum stops by the studio, Eddie wants to mow his neighbor's grass and Lunchbox turns to vigilante justice Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnet...work.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bomes, everybody.
Transmitting a show.
Here we are.
Welcome to Thursday's show.
Good morning.
Studio.
Morning.
Yesterday on the show, Lunchbox was talking about how famous he is.
And every time he goes out, he gets recognized.
and people were calling in, just like lunchbox,
you need to control your ego.
And then we went for a lot of the show.
But to start the show today, Pam is on in Iowa. Pam.
Yes.
You ran into lunchbox somewhere.
I did.
We were vacationing down in Nashville last year,
and we went to a Chick-fil-A,
and I heard this voice.
It was crazy busy.
I heard this voice, and I was like, I know that voice.
And I'm like, thought for a second,
I'm like, that is lunchbox.
And I'd never seen his, like, photo before.
And I walked up to him, I'm like, are you lunchbox?
And he was like, yeah.
And he was so nice and took his picture with us.
And it was awesome.
So you're saying, one, he's nice, which we all know.
We think Lunchbox plays up this character.
But he is a nice guy.
But you did go ask him for a picture.
So would you say Lunchbox is famous?
I would, I got his picture.
I got my picture with him.
And then, like, I, I,
Other people were coming up to me and made me feel famous.
They're like, who is that?
I'm like, it's lunchbox on the Bobby Bone Show.
Your second generation old famous.
That's what I'm saying.
I pass my fame onto someone else.
I remember this lady.
She was great.
Really nice lady.
She was heading out of how she was about to get on the road and head back to Florida when
she was getting her chick filet.
And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm running late.
I'm supposed to be somewhere, but I had to stop for some lunch and got a picture.
She was an amazing lady, her and her family.
Where are you going to Florida?
I was not going to Florida.
I was going to Iowa.
Oh, good job.
Same difference.
He was running late and he was like going to Kentucky or something.
Yeah, I was going to Kentucky Downs.
And then the other really weird thing is it was just a random day at Chick-fil-A.
And it was the craziest, busiest day at Chick-fil-A.
Do you remember that one?
It took like 20 minutes to get my food because it was so busy.
And that's why I was late.
I was a man, I really got to go.
But this lady wants to get a picture with someone famous.
Okay, I'll take the time.
I was a little late to my appearance.
But, you know, I made this lady happy and she got some secondary fame.
and people don't believe me that I'm famous.
She didn't even know what I looked like.
She just heard my voice.
That happens when you're a celebrity.
Well...
And Iowa, in my book, he's a total celebrity.
There you go.
Well, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I guess you are a superstar.
I do it.
And I appreciate you.
I don't know her name.
Pam.
Pam.
You don't have to yell.
You don't have to yell.
Not Florida.
Well, maybe she was coming from...
I don't know, but I just knew that it was a chick-fil-A.
She was an amazing person too
Recognizing people
Doing cool things
It's ICU
Lila Garcia from Texas
decided
It was her 10th birthday
And she wanted to do
10 acts of kindness
Now she came up this idea herself
She originally wanted a
GoPro
She goes that'd be cool to have
But then she said
You know what if I just did
10 nice things for other people
And so she did
She took donuts to police officers
Left positive notes on car windshields
bought strangers meals and more, and that's what she did for a birthday.
Love it.
We can all learn from her.
Yeah, I felt like we can learn a lot from 10-year-olds, especially at lunchbox, right?
I don't think I'm 10, but I'm pretty smart.
We didn't say you were 10.
Again.
Oh, you're saying like, I see you.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Big three stories.
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Officials announced that sinkhole that swallowed two homes last week.
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And other news, Senator John McCain has been diagnosed with a cancerous brain tumor.
The 70-year-old senator and his family are looking into treatment options.
And finally, OJ Simpson has served nine years in jail.
Today he's up for parole.
If he's granted parole, he'll be out of jail in October.
Charles Kelly from Lady Antebellum in about an hour.
We played golf yesterday.
And he's really good.
And I'm not.
He's like 6'7.
And I'm a good 6'5.
She was probably six one, two maybe.
And I still look like I was getting dwarfed yesterday.
There's a picture on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
Do you and your husband fight about money at all?
No, never really about money.
Because at the beginning of our marriage, that was the advice that we were told that's likely what we're going to fight about the most.
So we've tried to stay ahead of that.
70% of couples fight about money.
More than anything else.
I have a girlfriend.
Yeah.
The only thing I fight with her about money-wise is stop spending money on me.
Oh.
I'm like, let's stop.
Don't, that's the fight for us.
Well, she wants to get you things.
It's different.
I make more than she does right now.
Okay.
So it's like, let's spend according to how much we make.
And she's how like buying, she bought this contraption that puts your top back on your Jeep.
Had I sent it back?
Bobby.
No, it was too much money.
And I was like, that's just too not.
It was, yes.
Like you send it back to her or you send it back to the company?
No, sent it back the company.
Got a refund.
Got her money back.
That's our fight.
too much money.
I'm eating.
Oh my goodness.
I know.
That's crazy.
I know.
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She was even a grandma.
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And her grandma started choking on a baked potato.
Luckily, she's 12.
She's a Girl Scout.
She learned CPR like two weeks before.
Boom.
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Meemaw spit up potato saved her life.
You got to be careful with Memaws, too.
They're like babies.
If you squeeze your heart, they're fragile.
Memo's are fragile.
She was recognized for her.
They had a special ceremony.
They should give her like a Meemaw badge.
Yeah.
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Speaking of Memaw's, a 92-year-old grandmother got to be the flower girl
at her granddaughter's wedding.
Yep, isn't that so cute?
She needed a flower girl.
She said she always wanted her grandpa
and her grandma
to be the flower girl
and the ring bearer
but her grandpa passed away
but a grandma, 92 years old,
walked down the aisle
with her rock
with her walker
and was the flower girl.
Hold on the wedding.
I'm coming.
Hold on.
So precious.
Can we slow the song down a bit
I'll be there waiting.
You know they were like
all right girl.
Come on.
Come on.
Live box.
Erica is pregnant
with her fourth kid
when she's sitting there
and she goes,
oh no.
My water broke.
Time to go to the hospital.
So her husband goes out to start the car.
Won't start.
He's like, I got this.
It's a little app.
Uber shows up.
Two minutes later, driving him to the hospital.
They're only a mile down the road.
Pull over.
Uber driver delivers the baby right there on the side of the road.
Oh, my goodness.
What?
Better give five stars on that one.
Did she get out of the Uber to have the baby or have the baby in the Uber car?
They had the baby in the Uber, and they gave her an Uber onezy.
Uber center at onesie.
Is that true?
Yeah.
That's cool.
that got a new car.
Yeah.
No sound effect for the baby being born?
Weh.
Weh.
Thank you.
He was when I was...
It all goes together.
Okay.
Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show.
Amy was giving me a hard time a second ago.
So we got off the air and she's like, why would you do that?
I was like, what?
She goes, you sent the Jeep lift back?
Actually, it's called a hoist.
I've looked it up.
Let me look at this.
To put the hard top back on my Jeep, it's pretty heavy, and you need two people to do it because it's very wide and awkward.
It's not too heavy, but it's just too wide and awkward.
Okay.
And so my girlfriend bought me this thing that lifts it, meh, itself.
Wow.
And I just felt like it was too much money because I'm probably just going to switch the top out twice a year.
And I can get one buddy to help me do it.
And I was like, don't spend that money on that.
So I sent it back and got a refund.
I didn't keep the money.
but Amy's like, that's rude of you.
I felt like it was the opposite.
Like, I could install the hoist and use it twice a year, but I want her
spending that kind of money.
That's you trying to manage how she spends her money.
If she wants to buy you something, then she should be able to buy you something.
And that was actually really thoughtful and a nice gift.
If I bought her a guitar and she was never going to use it and I spent a lot of money,
she better take it back.
What?
Yeah, of course.
Great point.
He's looking out for her financial future.
Oh, for sure.
That's all it is.
Yeah, but that's not.
It's not your job right now.
Kind of it is.
To look out for each other, yeah.
Sure, but she's a responsible person.
Not like me.
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The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd skinny.
So Luke Bryan saw a woman in the crowd arguing with her boyfriend, so he walked over
to help, but she wanted nothing to do with him and brutally waved him away twice.
That's okay.
If I were in an argument...
Yeah, but Luke Bryan's coming over.
But it doesn't matter.
It's also kind of embarrassing.
And especially if it's not a real fight.
If you're just arguing and then the guy on stage
going to like, hey, let me stop this argument.
I'm probably like, just relax, Louie.
Go sing your song, let me finish.
I don't know.
That'd be a fun way to kind of end the argument.
I don't know.
It's funny if you got waved away twice.
So there's a new game show in development
based on words with friends.
You used to be obsessed with that app.
Yeah, until people could cheat.
And what would happen was people would download the app
and it would tell them, so I quit.
Oh.
Cold turkey.
Wow.
Well, would you be into a game show based?
on that? We don't really have
details on it yet, but it seems like all these
ads are turning into TV shows. Because they don't have any
ideas. Oh. And I don't really like game shows
or reality shows so much.
Not your thing. Because I always feel like the rig.
Yeah. Like I know how TV shows work.
So you don't believe anything?
I don't. Not even Survivor?
Especially not Survivor.
Oh. Okay. All right. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting.
Bobby Bone Show.
The story of the day.
This story comes to us from Springfield, Oregon.
A woman was arrested.
after her kids came to her and like, oh, mom, take us for a walk, take us for a walk.
She's like, I'm tired, I'm tired.
All right, get in your wagon, tied the wagon to the back of the car and drove around the neighborhood, dragging the wagon with the kids inside of it.
How slow?
She was going between 10 and 15 miles an hour, people reported.
It's pretty fast.
But how would people know?
Like, I'm wondering, though.
Listen, not safe.
I'm not safe, right?
But, like, Eddie, you have kids.
Yeah.
Would you drag your kids really slow behind your car?
Probably not.
I mean, I've dragged them on an intertube tire over ice.
I've done that before.
I just don't think this sounds.
Listen, it's not safe and you shouldn't do it.
I've just heard bigger boneheads.
They arrest her.
They arrest her.
She said, look, I was just trying to show them a good time, and there's the kids in the way.
Oh, man.
Kind of cute, right?
Yeah, it's like a wagon, but not.
It's a car.
It's a station wagon pulling a kid's wagon.
Yeah.
It's kind of cute.
Yeah, it's like they're at a parade.
It's like, ah.
Oh, I don't know.
All right.
Listen, don't do it.
But yeah.
Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox has been playing Uncle Lunchbox and he went to Chuckie Cheese,
which, by the way, the baby's like one, right?
She is 10 months old.
So not even.
Why Chuckie Cheese for 10 months old?
Because I was looking for something to do to get her out of the house
because we've been at the house playing toys.
and so I was like, perfect.
Free entertainment, you take them to Chuckie Cheese.
Because a 10-month-old doesn't know the difference.
So you go in and all they do is they give you a little stamp when you walk in
and you're supposed to buy like a card to play the machines.
You just stick her on the machine and she thinks it's on
and she's standing and turning the wheels and you killed an hour,
spent no money.
It was great.
Did you have fun?
I had a blast because I played a little ski ball with myself.
You know, whenever someone left it there or the basketballs,
if there's a couple extra basketballs, you shoot them.
But yeah, she just sat there and, you know, she hits the screen and she just likes the flashing lights.
Free 99 entertainment.
So if you have a young kid, don't even buy the pass.
Just go and set them on the ride.
I don't think encouraging that's the right thing.
But that is pretty smart on lunchboxes part.
Are you ready for the baby to go home?
Baby, yeah, yeah.
It's a little tiring.
Like, it's rough.
Like, you don't get to sleep because you don't sleep until the baby sleeps is what I've learned.
that's how it goes down.
If a baby naps for 45 minutes, you can only get a 45 minute nap.
And that's not good amount of sleep.
So if your sister and the baby are there, why can't you sleep?
Well, because I feel like I am wasting that time.
They came to visit me, and so I'm trying to be nice and spend time with them.
And if I just go sleep all day, I think it's kind of rude.
For you to think that that's rude, it's pretty cool.
Yeah, that is great.
Good job, man.
I'm very hands-on uncle.
I mean, I came up with Chuck E. Cheese's idea because I was like, what can I do that's free and easy?
Or I take them to the park and look at the ducks.
That's perfect, too.
It's free and easy.
Yeah.
But we don't need the ducks.
You all about the free and easy.
Do you, like, play with the baby by yourself whenever she's not around?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You keep the baby?
Yeah, we get down on the floor and the baby, I mean, the baby doesn't really play.
She just likes to take her toys and throw them behind her.
So we just take the toys and throw them behind her.
Oh, you guys bond?
Do you have a voice, like a baby voice that you talk to her?
Where are babies feet?
It's a book.
There's this book.
It says, where is babies blank?
And it's different pages.
And it's like, where are baby's feet?
And then you have a little pull-down thing.
And it's like, be-h.
Oh, my gosh.
He sounds like he's into it, though.
Yeah.
Totally.
Charles Kelly coming up in a bit from Lady Annabella.
I got to talk to you about where they're going on tour.
I was like, what?
Facebook plans and subscription service.
Do you know that?
Oh, boy.
So you're going to pay for them to give you news?
That's what it is.
It'd be like if you were buying from watch the post,
your time.
But Facebook plans a subscription news service as early as October.
There's a bagel donut.
What?
It's a donut made with cream cheese, locks, and everything spice.
Oh, bagel donut.
Okay.
I guess that's normally stuff you put on a bagel, but it's a donut.
I'm not into it.
I'm out. I'm going to tell you something that's pretty good that we debated about.
So those pringles that taste like ramen noodles.
Yeah.
So I'm doing a thing for Dollar General in the next few weeks.
I'm hosting this event for them.
And you can only get them a Dollar General.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so they heard me talking about it on the show, so they brought me some of them.
And I have like one or two a day because I don't eat a lot of bad food.
Like salty stuff.
But they're fantastic.
Like if you're into chips, really?
Guys, they taste just like, as you guys are calling them, ramen noodles.
Like, where I'm from, we call them, we call them Raymond noodles.
And it's the chicken flavored, right?
Yeah.
They're excellent.
And they taste exactly like old school noodles.
I used to make that stuff all the time.
All right, Charles Kelly, coming up, and they're going on tour somewhere crazy.
We've got to talk about that in a second.
Here's what's trending right now.
John McCain, the 80-year-old senator's been diagnosed with brain cancer.
Did you read the note that his daughter wrote?
Oh, no, I didn't...
Last night on Twitter.
I saw what he put out, but no.
What did he put out?
He was just saying that, well, I read that he was confident.
Everything was going to be fine.
He was going to beat this.
He feels good about it.
She wrote a nice note on Twitter.
It was like, hey, listen, he's fought a lot of really hard things,
and people have tried to stop him his whole life,
and we don't plan on this stopping him.
I was reading and I was watching a doctor,
and listen, the diagnosis is not like good.
This is a very aggressive form.
and you hope he pulls through.
I mean, this,
Senator McCain was put in a P-O-W.
He was held as a prisoner for years.
He's an American hero.
Yeah.
So.
That's been cool seeing people, you know, cross-party lines just send encouragement out there
like Hillary and Obama and everyone just saying, like,
you got this, John, like, we're...
Even Trump, who they don't like each other.
Sure, yeah, true.
Everybody. It's both sides.
I'm telling you, this, this,
or an asteroid coming toward Earth
is going to be what it takes
to make everybody be together.
You laugh?
No.
The political climate is so weird.
It's so bad.
You can't even disagree with someone
without having to just despise them
at this point.
And so what's going to take
is a big asteroid coming toward Earth
and everybody having to unite.
All of a sudden we're going to be buzz in North Korea
and China and Russia
and we're all going to have to be like,
we're in this together.
All political parties and all humans
and we have to shoot down a meteor.
That's what's going to be...
You can laugh.
at this point it's going to take something crazy like that to happen or like a monster like a monster
from the ocean oh like the Lochness something big yeah okay it comes to land yeah eats us all
do you know that they go to creative like movie writers and stuff and they say hey predict what would
happen like an attack like if you could use your most vivid imagination and they bring them into a room like
once a year or so. This is a real thing. The government?
Really? Yeah. This is a real thing. And so they go,
what would you do? And so
it's almost like
they're saying, okay, if someone
was a terrorist, what would be the most
wild thing they could think of as a way to attack?
So they bring in the creatives to do the same thing.
Yeah. And so
that, yeah, you didn't know those things? No.
I didn't about the natural disasters.
Well, after 9-11, they were like, well,
we never thought about people flying planes into buildings.
And so they started to bring
people in and say, what would you do?
Like, what's a way that we're not thinking of that you would attack?
Is it actually a really smart thing to do?
Yeah.
Anyway, I thought about that because I was thinking of the asteroid.
Other things that could happen.
Yeah.
Star Wars is trending.
Ron Howard has shared the first pick of Donald Glover as the young Lando Calrissian in the Hans Sola movie.
I don't know anything about Star Wars.
Yeah, you nailed it.
I did?
Yep.
Lando Calrissian.
Are you serious?
Yeah, you nailed it.
That's good.
But who's Lando Calercian?
He was in the first two or Empire of the Stripes back.
I don't remember, but he was
Han's good friends but betrayed him later in life.
Spoiler alert.
Oh, wow.
How great.
Beyonce is a train of name because Madame Tussauds
made an un-lifelike wax figure of the singer.
Did you see how white she is?
No.
She's not, her skin is very light, light, light.
She looked like a white person?
Yeah.
Like, it just doesn't depict Beyonce.
And Madam Tussat's normally like pretty right on.
They're either super right on or they look nothing.
like it. There's really no middle ground. Yeah, that's true, I guess. You walk through and you're like, dang, that looks just like Keith Urban. Or you walk through and you go, that does not look like Brad Pinkley. That's true. So in studio now with Charles Kelly from Lady Annabella. What up, buddy? What's up, dude? I was looking online and you guys are going to other countries now on tour. Yeah, we're actually, for the first time, going to go to South Africa. So it's kind of wild. We, um...
Do you have fans in South Africa? How do you know people are going to show up? This is the craziest thing. So we need you now, like, you know, did it saying it crossed over and, and, and, and, you know, and, you know, and, you know, and, you know, and, you know, and.
And literally was, we would find out like it was like number one in some like crazy like Norway or something.
In South Africa, the song like it was just huge for the longest time.
And they wanted us to come over there around them.
But our schedule was so crazy.
We couldn't tour.
And you don't really make any money because it costs so much to take all your equipment over there.
But we said, you know what?
The fans like they still want to show.
And so six years later, we're going.
So you got the record.
I mean, now you have a lot of songs that people know, like a lot of new songs.
No, not just the radio song.
Yeah, it's fun because like with every week that goes by, you know, on the tour,
it's like they start to know, you know, some of the album tracks like Heartbreak, you know,
or another song called like somebody else's heart that we do in the live show,
not just the singles, you know, but it's just fun.
I mean, and, you know, with the song, you look good, having horns,
we decided to take a horn section out on the road, you know, with us this tour.
And, I mean, they're playing on songs like downtown and looking for a good time.
And they've just amped the show up so much that we were like, well, we can't go back now.
So I think, honestly, for the rest of our career, we'll probably have, you know, a couple horns out there with us.
So it's fun.
So what's the deal with when you're picking your set list playing songs that nobody knows yet?
Yeah, you know what?
That's the nice thing, though.
Like, I remember when we were opening up for, like, Tim McGrath, you know, there was, like, big hits that he couldn't put in the set.
And we're not there yet.
But it's like, that was always the goal to get to where you can have an hour and a half, two-hour show full of, you know, songs that people know.
And so usually what we do is, I mean, we play our.
16, 17, you know, big hits.
And then we've got, you know, we'll sprinkle in a few covers and a few stuff off the new record.
But it is.
It's funny to finally kind of feel like we're finally there where, you know, it's not like, you know, before you were, you know, when you had two or three singles, it was like you could tell when everybody was about to go get a, go get a beer.
You're like, all right, here's some new songs for you.
And it's like, that's my pee break.
Isn't it a weird thing, though, that the songs that you probably like doing the most is the new stuff that.
nobody really knows yet.
For sure.
Because you've played the other stuff
a hundred times.
Exactly.
But you know,
you never get sick of singing
like,
need you now and seeing the reaction
or bartender.
I mean,
but like right now,
like you look good.
I mean,
whatever is the current single,
that always gets the biggest reaction.
When the horns come out
and we do,
you look good.
I mean,
it's like,
it's just,
I don't know,
it gives me chills every night.
So it's,
I don't know,
you never really get sick of,
sick of performing them.
I think for me,
like,
I don't know,
maybe some of the ones
that like I'm not as proud of.
Like, it's not my favorite song.
I'm looking for a good time.
Sometimes I'm like, yeah, I guess we'll throw it in there.
Or like, I kind of love him.
I'm like, yeah, I guess we'll throw it in there.
But I don't know.
The big ones, man, you never get sick of.
Like, sing and I love it every night.
Hearing the, you know, fans sing.
All right, time now for,
according to this, seven out of ten guys say they do this when they want to feel more
attractive.
Right, we got dudes here.
Most dudes, 70% of guys say they do.
this when they want to feel more attractive.
Like 7 out of 10. So most dudes
say they do this when they want to feel more
attractive. Okay, so I don't think you'll get it.
70% of guys say they do this
when they want to feel more attractive. Amy never going to get it. What is it?
Push-ups. Wow, that's a quality
guess. Wow.
Lunchbox. It's easy. Hit the scale, weigh themselves.
What? I got it. Eddie? Grow a beard.
Hit it.
Come on my name it my dad.
My neighbor, I ran into him in the street.
And I guess all been talking talking and I guess multiple people have seen kids just casually coming down our street.
I'm sure all throughout the neighborhood and just sliding their hands to see which car.
Like, they're not going to break a window.
But if it's unlocked, they may go inside because they see people, kids, checking door locks.
One of my friends had her car stolen because she left her door unlocked and the keys in the middle.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
You just can't, it's not breaking in if you leave your car unlocked.
Now, if you steal stuff, that's stealing.
But you're not breaking in.
All you're doing is opening a door that was already open.
Okay, but you weren't supposed to open.
But that's not breaking in.
So what do you consider that?
Yeah, what is that?
The door's open, get in and have a seat.
Yeah, it's called getting in the car.
There's no rule against getting in a car.
Okay, but what if you take something?
Then you're stealing.
That's stealing.
Okay.
So, people aren't going to break in, but if you leave it open,
it's almost like you're inviting them to steal stuff.
It's your fault.
What?
If you leave your car door open and someone...
You mean unlocked.
I'm talking about wide open, but yeah, unlocked.
Open means not locked.
Well, I was just painting the picture.
If you leave your door open and you leave stuff in there and someone steals it,
that's on you.
That's not on them.
No, it's on them.
they stole?
It's not your, it's not, I disagree.
Hold on, so you can leave your front door unlocked and if they come in, it's your fault.
I'm going to shoot you if you're coming to my house because I'm in there.
I'm not in my car.
If you're not in there, because I'll leave and go somewhere and leave my door unlocked.
So if someone goes in.
If you leave it unlocked, good to know.
It's your fault.
Say that louder on the radio.
Yeah, you leave your door unlocked.
It's your fault.
Yeah, it's your knucklehead.
So it's your fault.
They should get trouble for stealing because they stole.
But yeah, it's your fault.
If you're dumb enough to leave your door unlocked.
No, sometimes you're an accident enough.
No.
It doesn't mean you're dumb.
Yeah.
It means you're forgetful maybe or preoccupied.
Which is you being negligent.
Yeah, but you're expecting for people to be cool and nice.
That's not breaking in.
You can't have expectations of other people ever.
Yeah, but.
So if someone gets in your car and just sits there, they don't go to jail.
Oh, they're not doing anything wrong.
What do you, it's like, it's my car.
I'm not sure trespassing laws of cars, but I'm just saying if they're in there and it's unlocked, that's your fault for leaving your door unlocked.
Huh.
Yeah.
If you walk into your house and they're just sitting on the couch chilling.
Not doing anything wrong.
Just chilling.
Like, they're still trespassing and I'm probably going to shoot them.
But I'm like, oh, that's my fault.
I love the door unlocked.
You just able to walk in.
So your Jeep is sitting at the grocery store.
And the doors are off.
I can just go sit in it, no problem because that's your fault.
I wouldn't call the cops, no.
You're crazy.
Call the cops?
No, I'd be like, hey, get out of my Jeep.
Why do you guys calling the cops so quick?
I'd be like, hey, dude, get out of my freaking Jeep.
But if they steal something like you didn't lock your console and they steal something out of your console, is it your fault because you didn't lock the console?
Yeah.
What?
No, it's their fault because they stole.
You get a lookout for number one.
Oh.
I can't control other people.
I can only control me.
That's true.
You guys are all participation ribbons and worried about it.
Nuh.
Yes, you are.
I can only control me.
I can't control other people.
I am not a participation ribbon and hand or out.
Participation your ribbons and blaming other people.
That's wrong with it.
America, you, all of you.
We're talking about Amy's neighborhood and kids are walking
around and locking car doors and if it's open they get
in and maybe steal the car. And I'm like, if you leave your car
door open, that's on you.
It's on them too. They shouldn't be doing that. Like, you can't
steal stuff. It's still against the law.
You can't. You get trespassing charges. But again,
if they're into your house, it's like putting a $5 bill out
and saying, okay, I'll put this in my property. Don't walk by
and steal it. If they do,
they shouldn't have, but that's still on you. You made it
so much easier for them. Like, lock your doors.
Because if you don't lock your doors, you're just saying, hey, go ahead and take it.
Yeah, if they're walking by to check it, like a $5 bill, like I can stumble upon it.
I'm going to see it with my eyeballs no matter what.
But a door handle, you don't know it's unlocked unless you go over to it and you like check it.
It's still illegal.
It's illegal, but it's a dumb on your part to leave your car to unlock.
Like, you can't blame them because you have nothing to do with them.
You have nothing to do with what they're thinking.
I can't blame them.
No, you can't.
You don't know them.
It's like when someone cheats.
Let's say I'm dating somebody
and some other dude comes and cheats with my girlfriend
I don't blame that dude
I blame my girlfriend
But your dude doesn't know that other dude maybe doesn't know
she's in a relationship
They know that's not their car
Yeah
He knows that she's in a relationship
Unless they think it's their car
Because one time I got into a car that wasn't mine
But it was unlocked
Oh you're going to jail
Seeing if they would have locked it
I didn't drive off with it I didn't steal anything
People always trying to give blame
to everybody, if you just take care of yourself, a lot of things won't happen bad for you.
Yeah, so the people that are checking the car doors, take care of yourself.
Jason, hello.
How are you, buddy?
Hey, hey, how you doing?
Good, what's up?
None, I got a crazy story for you.
But when I was about eight or nine years old, living in the country, see if anybody was home.
But nobody was home, so the door was unlocked, so I went inside.
And because I went inside, somebody called the police and said somebody was breaking and entering.
And cops came and.
They had a big old long talk with me
And I guess they did a little scare tactic
And said you're getting charged
You're breaking in entering entry
And you know I was trying to explain to them
All I did was go in the house
Because nobody was home but it was unlocked
How old were you?
I was about eight or nine years old
Listen it's still illegal to go in
You can't go in
It is breaking and entering
But if you don't lock your door
That doesn't happen
If you lock your door that doesn't happen
I don't understand people
Just lock your doors
Okay
Amy like your door in your neighborhood
I do, I do, I do.
You have you said three times while the beetle juice comes?
I was just telling you, my neighbor warned me that they've been seeing kids walking up and down the street, checking door handles.
And then you started being like, we should leave you over and lock our doors in America.
And I'm like, you can, but you will suffer the consequences.
What's happening to our country?
Lindsay and Raleigh, hey.
Hey, hey, hey there, first time caller.
Hey!
What up?
Welcome.
Hey, I just wanted to call and tell a story.
my apartment got broken into.
I actually wasn't there
was out of town for the weekend,
but my roommate was home.
She thought she had locked the door,
went to bed,
all was fine,
and then she woke up
to some guy in the apartment
who was hammered
and, you know,
called the cops,
the cops got there,
and he was sitting on the couch
eating our food.
So he got arrested anyway.
So I would say,
even though the door was unlocked,
still probably not the best thing you could do.
Imagine if the door was locked. He never got in.
Oh, you can do is take care of yourself.
I wonder if he thought he was, like, in his apartment.
For sure. Because he was so drunk.
Yeah. This guy wasn't trying to steal anything.
Yeah.
He's just drunk.
He's trying to get a bite to eat.
He's hungry.
Wow. He's lucky.
All you can do is take care of yourself.
Ain't nobody else are going to take care of you.
They're just looking to steal from you.
That's life.
Bobby Bonesh.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Okay, Bobby, I know you've been saying that Sam Hunt's song,
Body, like, Back Road is still like.
It's the number one song.
The number one song.
It still should be everywhere.
No, no.
Every number one song since Body Like a Back Road has not been number one is a fake number one.
Yeah.
Just because it's the biggest, most downloaded song, most everything song, and our format's goofy and they like just trade out number ones.
Yes.
Well, Sam Hunt posted a pretty awesome stage view clip of the entire crowd singing Body Like a Backroad.
It's like 20,000 people.
They're singing.
Crazy.
There's not been a song big.
Still, right now, there's no country song bigger than Body Like a Backroad.
Yeah.
Whatever.
I can yell all the time.
It's like me talking about females in country.
I can yell.
You know, I just sometimes feel like I'm yelling at a wall.
No, no, no, no.
We're listening.
We're listening.
Loud and clear.
You're the only ones.
No, when I saw the clip, I thought of you, I was like, Bobby calling it.
Looked all these people chanting this song.
I'm not really even saying anything super smart.
I know you're not.
But, I mean, it's proof right there.
He's got an entire place just singing.
every single word.
And you can tell,
nobody's like mumbling.
They're not sure what they're saying.
My kids know the words of that song.
My kids.
Yeah.
You have to yell at it.
We know, like a back row.
Driving with my eyes close.
I know every curve like the back of my hand.
I'll let you know when a real number one happens.
Right now they're all fake number one.
Fake number one.
All right, what else?
We now have a premiere date for season eight of The Walking Dead.
Oh, yeah?
Mark your calendar.
October 22nd. It's going to be this series 100th episode. I don't feel like anything on my calendar. I always Google it if I forget, but it's cool. I know. You probably don't need to add another dot to your calendar. I have a lot of dots today. This week's been crazy. Yeah. And I'm telling you, I almost don't like all the weight I'm putting on. Can you notice my face? I think that you look good.
Really? I start to feel like, bleh. No, there were times where you were looking too skinny. Because I was doing way too, I was on TV a lot, so you have to look extra skinny.
to like normal.
Okay.
So now I've been boxing and putting it away, but like my face and my neck.
No.
Your jaw line is still.
Still there.
Defined.
Yeah.
Like,
gut.
Like I got like a little pooch now.
Listen, if you ever have those feelings, all we have to ever do is look at pictures of us
from like seven years ago.
Like, okay, we're doing good.
Oh, yeah.
We were all a little bit bigger.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen pictures of us five years ago.
Oof.
We were all little puffy.
You look great.
Like, don't.
I'm not fishing.
I'm not asking.
I know.
I'm not fishing.
Just like when I do this, I'm not fishing and you lift me up.
I'm just telling you.
You lift me up.
What I do is I'll go on a box, right?
I'm going to tell you what happens.
And you work out for 45 minutes, and then if you work out hard enough, you get to go
into the ring.
And by the way.
It's weird that more working out is your reward.
I know.
Tell me about it.
So messed up to me.
I know.
It's complete.
But still, it makes you go like, I came to box.
I have to work out really hard to prove to Jared that I can fight in the ring.
Okay.
My boxing coach.
So we get in the ring.
if I work out hard enough, and I do
because I work out hard, but then I eat
so, I'm so hungry
and I'm just like
all the time, all time.
And so, I don't wait,
I don't like it. I do, I mean, it's
whatever. I just don't want to get
like this. You're not.
I don't want people to think I'm a fighter
walking on the street and challenge me. Like, sometimes
you know how the UFC guys will be at a bar and somebody
be like, oh, you think you're so bad.
I'm not like if people think I'm like a fighter
I want to challenge me.
Okay.
You're good right now.
Oh, yeah, you guys think I got good?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I don't know.
Like, that's the biggest I maybe have ever seen your bicep.
I'm not joking.
And I don't mean, like, biggest.
Like, maybe just defined, like, that muscle, I never have seen that, like, stick out before.
I know this right here.
Whoa.
What?
That's from, that's from boxing?
What's from the workout before the boxing and then the boxing?
Well, then you should be proud of yourself.
Like, don't even beat yourself up.
It's fine.
I'm the most unathletic boxer.
I watch him and he'll be like, do this.
And then I'm like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I just can't do it.
I don't know.
I'm slowly getting it.
I'm better, like I said, I've talked about before.
I'm better than I was two weeks ago.
But, man, I watch these other guys are getting, they'll wrestle and they'll do
Muay Thai, Jizzitsu, and then whatever they do.
I don't know.
What?
Whatie Tizitsu?
I don't know.
Everybody's training to fight.
I'm like the guy who's fighting, but not training.
Are you going to start doing the, like,
wrestling with a uniform?
I only have one good eye.
I can't like fight anybody.
But I would like to wear that onesie.
That's what I mean.
Yeah, Rick Steiner.
Yeah.
Put the thing on.
I hear that that can be really good for your mental health.
A onesie?
No, that kind of practice.
Yeah, you put on the outfit and you, I don't know if it's in my tight judic.
I don't know what it is, but it can be really good for your mental health, which I could see you needing that place to escape.
I hate exercise, though.
This isn't really exercise.
It's like holding other people in weird positions for long periods of time.
I'm into that.
That's that torture.
That's Craigslist.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is Bobby Bones show.
All right, Amy, coming to you.
The morning corny.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
What did Earth say?
say to the other planets.
You have no life.
That was the morning corny.
Yeah, you guys.
You have no life.
Losers.
Tomorrow, Daniel Bradbury will be in.
Female Friday,
we use Fridays to highlight female artists
that aren't getting as much time on the radio
as they should be.
So that's happening tomorrow.
Daniel Bradbury comes in.
Her new song is really good.
You're going to like it, Amy.
Trust me.
Here's the scenario.
Eddie, our video producer, he has a neighbor
and the yard is just out of control, right?
Yeah, I've driven by this house probably
10 or 20 times, and every time I drive by,
obviously, somebody maybe just doesn't live there
or maybe they're old and they can't mow their lawn.
Something's up because it's the one yard in the neighborhood
that's got really long grass.
So you want to go mow it?
I want to pimp some joy and mow it.
I don't even want to tell them a mowing. I just want to do it for them.
But you're worried that maybe they're going to think it's creepy
or call the cops on me or maybe be offended that I'm thinking their yard looks bad that I'm mowing it for them.
There are a lot of variables that I'm thinking in my head.
Like, I want to be nice and do it for them, but this could be taken the wrong way.
Could you go knock on the door and offer to mow their yard for them?
I could.
I'm telling you, though, every time I drive by, there are no cars in front.
I don't know if anyone lives there.
I will.
I'll knock on the door today.
I'm telling you, I would love to mow their lawn today.
Because what happened to me was my backyard got a little girl.
up and my neighbor sent me a note going, hey, I can recommend you a good lawn service.
And I was like, hey, chill out.
It's not that bad.
It really wasn't that bad.
Okay.
If you would have come over and mowed my yard,
I would have been awesome.
I would have built one of those little cannon things that shoot over the fence.
I'd have been, shoot.
So you would have been upset.
I would have been.
Wait, you would have been upset?
Of course.
If he just comes into my yard and starts mowing.
Oh.
That leave the gate unlocked.
Except if the gate's unlocked, then that's on me.
Okay, but I think backyard's different than the front yard.
It's a little different.
Backyards different than the front yard, right?
This is the front yard, and I just don't know what situation this person is in.
It's a sensitive thing.
I think you have to go knock on the door and say, hey, I live a couple houses down.
I'm out.
Dude, I would probably make us to start with a mower.
I got a new mower, and I'm just wrong.
Would you like me to mower a yard for free because I'm just kind of working the kinks out?
Because you could insult them.
Yeah.
Like if they're old or it could be insulting to them.
Okay, what if I offer, say, hey, I'm just, I have a lawn service, and I'm wondering if you'd like to do it.
You don't have to lie.
And then be like, the first one.
And I'll say the first one's life.
I'll even tell them the first one's free.
No, you can't do that because then they'll be like, I expect more.
They say, hey, listen, I was walking around.
I was just, uh, dude, I don't know, man.
I just know.
I felt so weird when my neighbors came at me and were like, hey, you didn't mow your yard.
Just go knock on the door and say, hey, listen, I want to make sure things okay, I see your yard's grown up.
Would you like me to mow your yard for free?
I'm helping other people out around the neighborhood.
Love it. Love it. That's what you do.
I think you could just do it. Your heart's in the right place. You want to spread joy.
You're not like, oh, your yard's ugly. I need it to look pretty. You're like, man, I don't know what's going on. Are they old? What if they're sick? What if...
That's why you go find out first.
Well, I don't know. I think surprising.
What if they come out with a shotgun?
Yeah, they'll be like, my bad. Wrong yard. Sorry. Got the wrong address.
Yeah, there you go. All right. Our phone number is 877. 77, Bobby.
Okay.
I just think there's too much to risk by going rogue mo.
Rogue mo?
I do.
I love where your heart is, but your heart doesn't always put you in the right place.
I know.
I've just been thinking too much about this.
Sometimes you've got to use your head and not your heart.
Oh, I got that.
Knock on the door.
Hey, I'm out helping around as neighbors who are talking to mow your front yard.
And that's even still dicey.
It is.
I'm just letting you know it is.
The whole thing is dicey.
Yeah.
And if nobody's home, mow it real quick and get out of dives.
Okay, okay.
The scenario is that Eddie, our video producer,
has a house in his yard, the front yard is growing up big time.
And he's like, I'd just like to go over there and mow it because it looks bad.
And so it's like, can he go mow it?
Well, the person get upset.
A lot of factors.
And if it's somebody like real old, they could come out with the gun.
I feel like the best case scenario is that it is someone real old and would appreciate me mowing their lawn.
Yeah.
And what's the worst case scenario?
That maybe it's someone that likes their lawn really long.
Like Juman.
Yes.
And it's really mad at me for doing that.
Yeah.
It's just when you get on other people's property, you have...
It's a thing.
That's a thing.
Jennifer, hello.
Hi.
You're in Virginia.
What's going on?
Oh, I'm just headed to work.
Tell me something.
I was listening to the whole mowing the neighbor's yard thing, and we had just moved into a house,
and my dad parked his car out on the street and ended up getting hit.
So he ended up mowing our neighbor's yard just to be a friendly neighbor,
and to be like, you know, we don't really cause this much trouble or whatever.
Well, she ended up coming over and telling my dad to never touch her graph again
because he cut it too short.
Whoa.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Again, it is someone's property.
They have the right if it's their property.
And the HOA can do what if you have one.
I don't have an HOA.
I used to.
I used to get mad at it.
But now I don't live in a neighborhood where they have that.
People would do whatever they want.
It's like international waters where I live.
You put whatever you want.
You can dump trash out, couches.
My neighbors have tires on their front porch.
And you know what?
I don't hit it.
No, I would like to go move the tires.
But you know what?
Go do it.
No.
Yeah, be nice.
Help them out.
No, my heart's not in the right place about it.
Oh, that's what it is.
You would be mowing their yard out of like joy.
You want to pimp joy in hell.
Like I would be like, oh, get these ugly tires off the porch.
Here's that nine-year-old girl.
She is on America's got talent.
Her name is Angelica Hale.
Listen to this nine-year-old.
sing an Alicia Key song
She's just a girl
And she's on fire
Lonely like a
But you know she can fly away
And sometimes kids get the minute
For the adult
Because they're kids
And it's like
Oh they got cute at it
Please man
Nine years old
You have a nine year old Eddie
Yeah
You can't sing like that
But she's on national TV
Singing like that
Amazing
That's crazy
Like she's gonna
Is she gonna do something in life
Girls' his voice
I mean like
I don't know
you make a lot of decision in your life that affect a lot of different things.
But a nine-year-old singing like that, especially with that kind of tone.
And, like, she knows where her voice is going and where to take it.
Lunchbox is a big kid critic.
What do you think?
I mean, I think she was all right.
Oh, okay.
Why?
Because she's nine.
We're going to act like she's the best thing we've ever heard.
No, no one said that.
But for a nine-year-old, maybe the best nine-year-old that ever heard.
Oh, yeah.
Like, she even recognizes where to put the tones.
Wow.
Welcome to graduation, everyone.
I'm a long few years, but I present you with your diplomas today.
Huh?
What I'll do, Amy, is I give you the country star.
You tell me what their degree is in.
Nice.
For example, Sam Hunt.
Does he have a degree in sports medicine, history, or economics?
Sam Hunt.
Sports medicine, history, economics.
History.
Incorrect.
Sam Hunt has a degree in economics.
Oh, okay.
That's why he's balling.
I was going to say sports medicine because that's obvious because he played football, right?
But no.
Garth Brooks.
Does he have a degree in music?
Advertising or social work?
Music.
Advertising.
Garth Brooks with the advertising.
Wow.
He's very good at marketing himself, yes.
How about Carrie Underwood?
She can hear those jazz bells, ring in, ring in.
Take a shot here.
What do you think?
I'm really good at this game, so you just want me to guess?
Yeah, because you're not getting them with the options.
Agriculture.
Good guess, Oklahoma Girl?
Yeah?
No.
Would you guess mass communications?
Yes, I know that that's it, 100%.
Because she wanted to maybe be a news anchor.
You've already missed it, though, so you can't yell 100%.
That was before I was given options.
What about education?
Nope.
It's communications.
What are you willing to bet?
Wait, give me the other option.
Give you the options.
Mass communication, education, education, or psychology.
It's mass communication.
What are you willing to bet?
What's on the table?
$100, $100.
$100.
No, no, no, not money.
Can I shave a thing in your eyebrows?
No, one load of you.
Oh, yes.
You're 100.
No, eyebrows are way too important to me.
Heck to the no.
You're 100%.
Yeah, I would rather spend $100 and you shave my eyebrow.
No, I don't care about money.
Okay.
Money's not entertaining to me.
Okay, well.
Okay, can I cut a clump out of your hair?
If you're wrong.
If you're wrong.
Like...
How much?
Two inches.
Where?
Two inches off the...
Off like the very back.
Of the very back.
Oh.
Okay.
Yes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Amy has bet a two-inch lock of her hair on what Carrie Underwood you got a degree in.
Yeah.
So Carrie Underwood either has a degree in mass communications, education, or psychology.
It's mass communication.
Bring in the scissors, please.
Thank you
No, they have a pair
already
Oh
A pair of
Well, we can use those too
And
What?
How sure are you?
I'm
I'm sure enough to where
I mean,
I'm sure enough to where
I'll let you cut two inches
off my hair
But not sure enough
To where I'll let you shave my eyebrow
Okay, so
Like 87%
Sure
Sure
Yeah, sure
The answer is
Mass Communications, the answer is
Mass Communications
Woo!
Yeah!
Yes!
I like that you stand behind
your answers though
Yeah
I got her flicking her hair
I felt pretty confident about that one
Well you missed it first
I fear that lunchbox is going to hurt himself
because he likes to be a vigilante
and he likes to chase cop cars sometimes
and see what's happening
now he thinks he's a cop
because he drives down the back alley
he's like looking for trouble
oh no
well when I'm on my way to work
at that time that's when Riff Raff's
going to be breaking into building
but what are you going to do
mate it's called
the what do you call that neighborhood
watch citizen patrol you have
to be looking out for your fellow neighbors, and I feel like people would like that.
But you also will chase a fire truck just to go see where they're going.
Yeah, I like to see what's going on. Like, if you see a cop going, like three cops go with
you with their lights on, man, something's going down in the hood. You got to go check it out.
You'll bust a Ui if you see cops on the other way.
That's not safe for anybody. That's not safe. That's not safe for the cops. It's not safe for other
drivers. It's not safe for where you're going. It's not safe for you.
What if the suspect gets out of their perimeter?
What are you going to do? Out of their perimeter.
Yeah, I mean, they set up a bruner and I'm like, oh, wait, there's a suspect.
And I pull up in the 05 Ultima.
And you, like, hit them and knock as a running.
Yeah.
I don't think about that.
But, I mean, I drive up and down these alleys on the way to work because I'm looking to make sure no one's breaking into these buildings.
It makes me feel like I'm doing my part to help the community out.
I'm like, woo-woo.
That's scary.
You really shouldn't.
Yeah.
And plus, driving in the alley is not safe.
No, it's scary.
What do you do to defend yourself?
Cars could pull out and stuff.
and it's just not safe to be driving down those alleys for fun.
Scientists have figured out why you can't quit Facebook.
Why?
Because a new study says we all want to silently watch and judge our friends.
We want to see pictures of their lives.
Does that all social media in general?
They're just on Facebook.
It could be because Facebook is the biggest.
Sure.
But they say we love doing it so much that we can't look away.
So it's interesting.
I look at Facebook and I look at pictures of Facebook.
high school people and I'll click through to see
kind of what's going on. I look in their houses.
I'll be honest. I'll
say, okay. Do you feel like you're judging though
when you're doing it? We judge every day all the time.
Judging's not always a bad thing. That's life
is judgment. That's all life
is, is one big judgment. And afterlife too
as a matter of fact. Oh wow, yeah. That's so
true. Oh, wow. That went deep. You went
one step further than my philosophy.
I didn't even think that far in advance.
So anyway, you spy
on people on Facebook. Mostly girls that
rejected me that wanted to be my friends all of a sudden.
So pretty much every girl up until like 22nd, 27.
Oh, that's when the wrath comes down.
This is not wrath, but I'm just always like, uh-huh.
Yeah.
You've rejected me.
I see how that turned out of you.
And there's no, listen, I'm no prize.
But let's just say, I'm kind of like, let's just, let's see how it's going.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
Anyway, that's all I do.
I judge.
I'm not going to lie.
I judge.
I do.
I'm part of the reason, I guess, that people stay on Facebook.
I look, though, and I have zoom in.
I guess I'm a creeper.
Because on Facebook, inside someone's house,
I will zoom in on a picture and look at cups and stuff.
What?
And like there's a cabinet or I'll be like,
or like when famous people, they'll be in their house,
I'll take my fingers and pinch in and like look at their stuff
and see like, oh, I wonder how expensive that is.
Yeah, I do that.
Well, now I'm going to start.
Doing that.
I didn't know you can really zoom in and like get an eye on like.
You don't look at stuff?
I mean, sometimes I zoom in on like the people
if I'm trying to look at something,
but I haven't like zoomed in to particular items in the picture.
Yeah, I love looking at their houses.
I'm a bad person because I...
I don't think it's bad?
I care too much.
You're not.
I don't think it's bad.
I just said.
You just gave me the idea.
I care too much about stupid things.
So there's some Bobbycasts up and there's a new one going up tonight.
Tonight, stopping by the house will be Tom Douglas who wrote House to Built Me.
I run to you.
Meanwhile, back at Mamas.
And so what I do is I like to highlight songwriters and behind the scenes of Nashville.
So you can search Bobbycast.
and you'll be able to hear that one.
You know, there's one with Zach Crowell,
who brought his laptop in,
and he produced and wrote Body Like a Backroad with Sam Hunt,
and he, like, plays it all and, you know,
shows you the different levels.
I hope you can hear that.
Like, I really enjoy it.
I like bringing the behind-the-scenes stuff of country music up to the front.
So that'll happen tonight.
Our boy Ray, our producer in the glass room,
is 5'6.
And we'll play a game shorter than Ray.
For example, Kevin Hart.
Oh, shorter than Ray?
Yes.
Way shorter.
Yeah.
Kevin Hart's 5'4.
Yeah.
Wow.
Five foot four.
That's a little guy.
That's crazy.
Did you see he got caught cheating on his wife, supposedly?
No.
He was outside of the club at 5 a.m.
His wife's pregnant.
Oh, no.
He's with another girl in the club and outside the club.
Here's the thing, though.
Let me say this about cheating.
His wife was in the club?
No, his wife was at home pregnant.
Oh.
So.
I thought she was in and he was outside the club.
He was in the club.
He was thinking about cheating.
Got it.
His wife now, he cheated with on the one before that.
Oh, got it.
Oh, well.
Here's what I'm saying.
If the person you're with cheated with you on someone else,
they're probably going to cheat on you with someone else.
Highly likely, but not always.
Because that's what they do.
That's what they do.
Okay.
Yeah.
But if you did it too, then you might.
That's not the factor.
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying if you're with someone, I have friends that, I'm like,
why are you with her?
She cheated on that person with you.
What makes you think she's not going to see someone that's a bigger,
a better deal than you and cheat on you because that's her M.O.
Guys do the same thing.
So that's all.
Kevin Hart.
And then you say the story about Usher?
Oh, yeah. Usherby.
He had to pay a girl $1.1 million a long time ago because he had herpes.
Oh, no.
He told her.
He knew he had it.
He said it was asymptomatic, which it often is.
He said I got to clear it up.
But in California, you can't knowingly have it and not tell.
And not tell.
because it's a virus.
And so he paid and so in any way it came out yesterday.
Yeah.
That just came out.
The fact that he paid her a million bucks.
Wow.
$1.1 million.
Crazy.
But it's like one of five people have it.
And with guys, sometimes it doesn't even show up.
Yeah.
Amy used to go teach sex at schools.
That's what asymptomatic means, by the way.
It means you have no symptoms.
You do not have it, but you are carrying the virus.
And if you have unprotected relations with someone, then yeah, they could get it.
And that's what he did.
Wow.
And he just paid her $1.1 million.
I think he paid to her a long time ago to keep quiet.
He did.
It just came out.
It was like, hey, yeah, you go, yo, yo.
I saw that on the I-Hard video news.
Keep that.
Get that.
Nobody killing anybody.
Okay?
Nobody kill anybody.
Okay.
Murder-free weekend is being urged in Baltimore.
Oh, my.
What?
So sad they have to do that.
Wait, explain.
Organizers in Baltimore aim to stop any killings and shootings
August 4th through the 6th.
They hope to bring a 72-hour truce
to a city that has crazy gun violence.
Oh my goodness. The message is nobody kill
anybody. They think it's a big step for the city
that's seen 188 killings this year.
Oh my goodness.
That's a thing.
Yeah. Wow.
It's like most of the time we're doing
no sugar for 72 hours or something.
This is nobody killed. Yeah,
this is serious. What happens to your brain
when you listen to your favorite song? A whole story came out.
I was reading this. And regardless of the genre of
music. Your brain enters like a dreamlike state whenever you hear your favorite song.
And music enhances connections between your brain and imagination. So if you're, if you're able to
just listen to a song, you know, not like mess with the kids while it's playing or something.
Like it does. And let it take you. The chemicals in your brain are the same as like when you're
just like daydreaming. Wow. Your favorite song. Favorite songs are tough though. Because
I have favorite songs, but they're, I have favorite songs.
Like, they just remind me of different parts of my life.
Like, I love if tomorrow never comes.
I love stop this train.
I love round here.
I have my songs that I love that just remind me of things.
Yeah, but do you stop when you hear them and let them take you there?
No, but here's why I'm weird.
If I hear one of them somewhere, I'm like, this is a sign.
What's the sign?
What do you mean?
Like, if I'm in the car.
Do you ever do the game where it's like, the next song that plays is going to tell me something about?
No.
No.
Nah, me either.
That's a game.
No, no, no, not me either.
Nah, not.
I'm checking.
I'm making sure you guys want to doing it too.
Nah, it's stupid.
But I'm curious to see.
I read about that on the internet somewhere, like a BuzzFeed article or something.
Yeah, not me.
Like, if you were going to play that game, like, what does that song tell you?
It would be like, okay, I got to make a decision about, for example, offered this TV show.
It was like, I don't know if I should take it or not.
I don't think the show is very good.
But, but it, so what should I do?
and then I turn the radio on and I'm like, whatever the next song is going to be
is going to be the song that kind of gives me an idea of what I should do, right?
Wow.
Okay.
So I turn it on and then it's like, boom.
And if the show, if that song's on, hey take the TV show, then I'm like, oh, I should take the show.
So you're looking for that song.
Wow, that's a very, that's a new song.
No, I'm saying like life decisions sometimes.
Or if it's like, where should I go to dinner?
I turn on the radio and I'm like, oh, I should probably go here.
Really?
Like, is that really sometimes?
how you make a chance.
Nah, I just said.
If he did, that's how it would go.
That's how it would happen.
I can't believe you guys don't ever do that.
I'm like,
way back the day,
should I hire Amy and Lunchbox?
Well, you guys came in different times.
Well, I mean, I'm just saying,
okay, fine, lunchbox.
Let's say when you first met him.
So if I were like,
should I hire Lunchbox?
Yeah, what comes on the radio?
And if Craving You comes on the radio from Thomas Red,
I'd be like, okay, should I hire Lunchbox?
I turn on the radio on the time.
Oh, yeah, I should bring lunchbox on.
Yeah.
Craven
Another human
I need a human
Oh so you take the word
Okay
Okay
But if it was like my girl
By Dylan Scott
You'd be like
This song's not terrible
Probably not gonna work
I don't need him
Lunchbox is not my girl
Yeah
Okay
That's making sense
I get it now
So that's how you shape
Your life
No I'm just saying
I play that game
So like
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I don't know
What happens
In your life
The stop sign
Body like a backroad
Comes on
You should probably go home
Should I start
taking dancing lessons or not.
This is confirmation. I'm going to start boxing.
Okay. You laugh. I open my heart up and tell you guys all the secrets about me.
No, no, no. Stop. Stop. What's happening right now?
Abby Lee Miller, the dance mom's reality star, she's in jail. She has to do 306 days.
And she's like, I don't think I'm going to make it. But is she like jail jail or like Martha Stewart jail?
No, she's not Martha Stewart jail, but she's in jail.
Wow.
So she's in Pententery.
There's difference in the jail penitentiary.
Absolutely.
I wonder if she thought in elementary she'd see the penitentiary.
So she is doing this whole thing and she's like, I don't think I'm going to make it.
And it's like, how would you do in jail?
I think I'd dominate jail.
Really?
Well, first of all, I'd have to make some concessions.
What?
Like what?
You'd be holding someone's pocket.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to do what you got to do.
Listen, it's jail.
And he's a boxer now, though.
He's a boxer.
You have tattoos.
It's jail.
Listen, I get in.
I get in.
Listen, I can thrive in any environment.
Oh, you're like a chameleon.
I'm good.
It would take me a second, but I'd probably be run in jail.
Wow.
What?
I think so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you wouldn't be holding someone's pocket.
I probably would for a while, I'll have to.
Got to get in.
You got to get in slowly.
Until you, shank them.
Stop.
Where do you get these words from?
Yeah, you've locked up.
The one prithing show.
Amy's ever watched.
Whenever I was watching that one about, you know, babies inside jail.
Do you think they would put me in solitaire, like where they put people who are known?
Oh, protective custody, absolutely.
I wonder if, because I'm just on the radio, but the radio show is big.
People listen to us in jail.
We get letters.
But I'm saying, would I be considered big enough to put me away so I don't get beat up?
No.
Because of notoriety.
I don't think so either.
What?
We got to work on that.
It depends where you go to jail.
If you're going to jail in some random.
state, no, but yes, here you would be
for sure in protective custody. Like our biggest
like, Wichita, Kansas, you probably have to
put some more safe. My goal is to be so famous
that if I go to jail, I get put alone.
That's going to be my new goal in
my career. It's like, I need to get so big
that if I did some time, I want
to get put my own spot. Yeah.
Hey, Katie,
in Nashville, what's going on?
Nothing. How are y'all? We're really good.
What can we help you with?
Well, y'all talked about something that was really
funny yesterday, and I got to
ask, what's up with Pete's Pete?
Oh, so Pizza Pete is a guy that over the weekend, our producer Raymond ordered a pizza.
And he was like, hey, pizza hadn't been here yet.
And the guy named Pete goes, here, I'll drop my pen so you can see exactly where I am as they get closer to your house.
So Ray, watch the pizza pizza deliver to his house.
But Pizza Pete never turned his pen off.
So Ray's been watching Pete live his life for like a week.
And so Ray can see where Pizza Pete is right now.
And I'm assuming it's normal morning spot.
That's what sucks.
he's always going to be asleep during our show.
Yeah.
I mean, he doesn't move in the morning.
He's literally in the exact same spot he was yesterday.
Oh.
But did he move around all yesterday afternoon?
Yeah, his shift starts around five.
So as I'm going to bed, the dude's all over town.
Yeah, he ain't moving.
And I know where he lives, I guess.
Unless he's staying over at his chick's place or that, I don't know.
We've assigned a story to Pete to Pete's girlfriend.
What do she does?
He lives pretty close to campus.
Yeah.
What does he look like?
Like, what celebrity?
You could start leaving him notes.
Actually, a kind of good-looking dude.
He's taller, I'd say he's 6-2, dark hair, what celebrity?
Compare him to a celebrity so Pete to Pete and our mind can be something.
I would say Shaila Buff when he was better-looking and not, like, a disaster.
What if he's an aspiring country singer?
What if this is a movie that's about to be made?
Yes.
Pizza Pete to Pete.
Does he move around at all, like, early in the day, like go to the gym or anything?
No, he definitely doesn't go to the gym.
Honestly, when he is moving, it almost looks like he's on his pizza route.
Because you can see him going all over the place.
And if you're going to your gym, it's just a straight line.
Does he go back to the pizza place to pick up pizza?
Yes.
Which pizza place?
Do you know which?
It's, um, pizza perfect.
Yeah.
I'll where.
That's like, where near what?
Near Wedgwood.
It's right next to campus.
Yeah.
Now we know where he works.
Now we know so much.
Pizza Pete.
Pizza Pete left his phone on, so right?
Oh, my God.
Hey, Katie.
He's bound to get back to pizza feet.
Thank you for calling and asking because I like the pizza Pete updates.
I do too.
And honestly, I work right next door to Pizza Perfect, which is even funnier.
You have to go over and look for Shia LaBuff and be like, hey, oh, man.
You're just going to be like a TV.
Ray, you got to go order.
You have to go, I got to go see him and not let him know it's you.
We need to get another delivery?
Maybe.
Yeah, and say you request Pete.
And see if he's coming.
But it's not really Pete, is it?
Hi there, I'd like, you can't make it obvious.
Hey, I'd love for Pete to deliver it.
Oh, it makes sure his GPS is on two.
Hold on, hold on.
No reason.
Wait, is his name really Pete, or did you make that up?
I made it up because it goes together.
Right, lunchbox doesn't understand that.
Yeah, I don't know what he was real name.
I thought his name was Pete.
I thought his name was Pete.
I've named him that.
Me and my girlfriend joke were like, oh, Pizza Pete's a Pete, it's just a joke.
Oh, I can know when you were he was dropping you the pin.
No, it does it.
Pete of Pee has deliteration.
Yeah.
All right, well, let us know, Ray.
He's sleeping right now, everybody.
Stop asking me.
Keep a journal.
What time he wakes up and leaves the house?
Like noon.
He's a pizza guy.
Is he a college student?
Yes.
Well, so you think.
Imagine Shia Lebaugh, but named Pete.
Before the disaster.
Before you.
If you're in Madison, Wisconsin, I'm coming up there.
So is Eddie.
The Raging Idiots.
We're coming to Madison, Wisconsin.
Not this weekend, but I think next weekend.
So we'd love to see at Ragingidates.com.
And we're bringing Aubrey Sellers, who was on the show,
and Bailey Brian, who's been on the show,
and Jackie, Jackie Lee.
So it's going to be a big, cool thing.
So we're doing that.
We're playing faster horses this weekend, a huge festival.
Yeah, I'm telling you, we put out this,
we didn't even put it out.
We started playing the Chick-fil-A-Lay song.
Now everybody wants to book The Raging Idiots again.
We're back on the road.
Caring-Iti-Uranging Idiot.
We are the most fun band of country music.
I'd say we're the best.
No, the most fun.
But we're the most fun band.
No, no.
I agree.
Y'all are pretty fun.
No, no, no.
We're very fun.
Oh, it's the most fun.
A lot of fun.
Here's the thing.
We get mail sent to us all the time, and lunchbox had a gift sent to him, and he never gets gifts sent to him.
I don't know why, but I get really nice things.
People like, Amy gets nice things.
Lunchbox doesn't get things sent to him that often, and maybe you should, maybe you should.
I'm not the judge of that.
However, he was sent a box of straws.
Do you know about the straws?
No, I opened them, and I was like, what is this?
I don't get it.
And I started thinking about it.
Do you think, because it was a big box of straws?
Yeah, there was a lot of straws.
I didn't understand it at all.
So I was like, okay.
Was there a note?
No, no, no, no, nothing.
It was just, and they spent their good money because they Amazon Prime that box of straws.
I'm talking like 500 straws.
And I just opened up and I was like, oh, okay.
So I just set him down and walked away.
Does everyone else think that someone sent him a box of, hey, you suck?
Yes.
That's exactly what I thought.
I did not think that.
Like, here's a box of straws because you.
You suck.
That's what I thought too.
So you didn't put anything out there like, hey, I need a straw?
No.
Why would he say that on the air?
Why would I ever say, I need straws?
So I was just like, oh, cool.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
The brand of the straw is sip and joy.
Could that be something?
Oh, yeah.
Like pimping.
But why would they send him a straw, though, unless they say you suck.
Literally.
There are 500 straws in this that are 7 and 3 quarters of an inch.
Yes, because you suck.
suck, dude.
No.
I love that.
That's it.
And that's a funny gift.
Totally.
I don't think that's what it's saying.
Okay.
That's fine.
I couldn't think, and then finally, I was like, I think it says you suck.
I don't think you suck, but I think they do.
I mean, if they do, they're idiots.
That's funny, though.
Let me tell you story about lunchbox.
So, you tell me if you think he sucks or not, okay?
So he goes to the airport, right?
Oh, boy.
I don't know.
You know, he goes to airport or whatever.
Okay.
His wife's coming back into town.
Like, how many hours later?
Three and a half.
And he tells us her, I'm not driving back to the airport.
One, I just left.
And two, there's traffic.
So you take a lift home.
What?
Now, am I leaving anything out of the story?
Well, you're leaving out that I had to battle traffic to get to the airport.
And then back home.
And she was on a work trip.
So work would pay for her lift.
She doesn't have to pay for it.
So that way I can get to bed and I can get some good sleep so I can be a game for the show.
So I said, listen, I've already gone to the airport.
I don't want to just get back.
the car and drive back.
So, just go ahead and take a lift.
It's a lot easier.
And she had checked a bag, so it's going to be even later.
Timing would be way off if I pulled up.
Just take a lift.
Does that suck, or is that okay, understandable?
How long has she been out of town?
A few days.
I think it's understandable.
I think it sucks.
I think it sucks.
I think it sucks.
What?
Go pick her up.
She'd pick you up.
She would do anything for you.
Okay.
Guys, if your work is paying for it, why not take advantage of it?
That way you don't have to wait.
waste our gas, it's double.
Was it about the work paying for it,
or you not wanted to drive up there?
Listen, I was tired, I battled traffic.
Battled.
That's a big fight.
Man, have you ever been in five o'clock traffic trying to get to the airport?
It takes a long, long time.
It is a battle.
Would she have done it for you?
Oh, probably.
See? That's why you suck.
That's why you get straw sent to you up in the room.
You don't really think that that's a bad move?
Because I've done that before with my husband.
Like, not gone.
He had nothing else going on.
I mean, just a little sacrifice, you know, battle traffic.
No big deal.
It's for your wife.
Why not?
Battle.
Well, I'm using his words.
It's really not a battle.
Struggle.
Who's shorter.
Raymond our producer who stands 5 foot 6 inches tall or low wayne.
Oh, little one's really short.
Oh, Ray.
Yeah, Ray.
Lowell Wayne's 5 foot 5.
Lowell Wayne is shorter than Ray.
What?
Whoa.
Yeah, he's short.
That's why his name's that big Wayne.
That's right.
Oh, that makes sense.
Oh, goodness.
Who's shorter?
Raymond, our producer at 5.
foot six or Elijah Wood
Raymond
Elijah Wood is
Ray is shorter
How about Ben Stiller
Who's shorter?
Ray.
I've never seen him
Ben Stiller's only 5 foot 7
Oh so Ray
So Ray's shorter
But I'm surprised he's only 5 foot 7
That is wow
Kevin Hart's 5 foot 4 which is crazy
And Paul Simon's 5 foot 5
He's so little
Who's Paul Simon?
Simon and Garfunkel
Then Paul Simon
Well I know Simon and Garfunkel
I don't know if he's by himself
Paul Simon is bigger
and my mind
musically for me than Simon
and Garfunkel.
That's just what he did first.
But they had
Bridge over Trouble Water
I got Simon Garfunson.
I know them.
Oh, I danced to a Paul Simon song
at my wedding with my dad.
Oh, it's so good.
What is so good?
Dad, something about daughters.
That's John Mayer.
No, no.
I did not.
That would be awkward.
That's a jam.
That's not a wedding song with your dad.
Man, the only thing I can picture Paul Simon,
I just picture Paul Schaefer.
They do look a little light, though.
Like, this Graceland album?
Pff!
I was to a thousand times.
Do you know Diamonds on Sold Up Your Shoes?
I'm trying to wonder what you would say.
They wouldn't know Al.
That's what you probably danced for.
No, it had daughters.
You all know that one?
No.
Man walks down the street says,
Why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle now?
The rest of my life is so hard.
All right.
It's called father and daughter.
Okay.
It's good if people are looking for something.
Yeah, here we go.
Eddie, your kids are going back to school when?
August 7th.
Man, a couple weeks.
Yeah, it's coming.
Here's the quiz for you.
Uh-oh.
How many pencils does Eddie Jr. need?
School supplies-wise.
I'd say a pack.
I'd say a pack of 10.
12 is the answer.
I'll give you that for 10.
That's pretty close.
Okay.
What type of glue is recommended?
for your nine-year-old.
Elmer's school glue?
Glue sticks.
No other kind is accepted.
No way.
To help the teachers out with their presenting, what do they need Eddie Jr. to bring?
Presenting?
Hmm?
Ah.
I don't know.
The glasses.
Washable felt markers for the dry erase board.
Oh, okay.
What?
Is your son allowed to bring scissors?
Yes, plastic scissors.
Round tip.
One pair of scissors.
scissors. How many folders to store papers are needed? Okay, I'd say one for every subject.
Seven. I'll give it to you. It's eight. One for each class. It's correct. You're doing okay.
All right. All right. You're not a total like, dad of the year. Checked out, dad. What bathroom
product does Eddie Jr. 9 years old need to bring? Easy Kleenex. One box of tissues.
Good. Are red pins allowed? No, only the teacher has red pins. Yes. Please bring one red pen.
it's for when students are correcting each other's papers
when they do that exercise.
I mean, that's a good idea.
Yeah, so.
Man, I missed that one.
He was guest.
What are you mean, guest?
I'm not dead.
What grades he got in?
I don't know what my kids are.
That's crazy.
That's a little squirt, man.
I remember I'm coming out of like, both of them.
That's crazy.
August 7th school goes back for you, huh?
I can't wait.
On the web right now at bobbybones.com,
there's an Amy's smoothie breakdown.
She told us how to make her exact smoothie.
Yeah.
Yeah, because there was smoothie post the other day, and it just needed some clarification, so we did it all.
And behind the scenes, Lunchbox got offended by our new digital girl, Morgan No. 2, because she was just genuinely like, hey, what's your skill set so I can include you on how to do some web stuff?
But instead you asked him, what were your exact words, Morgan No, two?
I asked him if he went to school.
No, you said, did you ever go to school?
You keep throwing that ever in there, and that really didn't happen.
So that's up to Bobby Bowens.com.
I'm trying to see behind the scenes of that.
So lots of people are calling about this.
The Morning Corny.
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
That was the Morning Corny.
Yeah.
He was good.
The morning corny.
You want it again?
I guess not.
Yeah, that's what that means.
That's what the button means.
There's also tell me something good up
at bobbybones.com.
A 92-year-old grandmother is the flower girl
at her granddaughter's wedding
if you want to go over and see that.
All right, lunchbox.
I'll give you the artist.
You tell me what they majored
in a third degree in.
Oh, that's easy.
Luke Brian.
In business, culinary arts, or agriculture.
Oh, he, corn grows
Whiskey, agriculture.
Corn doesn't immediately grow whiskey,
but...
You know what I'm saying? That's the song.
Business, Luke's business major.
I is business, man.
Reba, law, teaching, or finance?
Reba wanted to be a teacher.
Yeah, she has a teaching degree.
It's great.
Kenny Chesney, go for it, blind.
What did Kenny Chesney major in?
Kenny Chesney,
uh, Marine Lines.
life.
That's kind of funny.
That is funny.
So instead, he just had a career about
singing song on the beach.
Well, I can never make it with the whales.
So I'm just going to sing songs about sea shales.
No.
Advertising.
Oh.
There's that.
Tomorrow morning, Daniel Bradbury will be coming in to sing
on Female Friday,
which is a way that I've created to bring in females
that normally wouldn't get to be on the radio.
and so it's like, hey, come in,
let everybody hear how awesome you are.
We always said it's at Friday to do it.
So hopefully people hear them on Friday
and then listen to Monday and Wednesday.
Yeah, so she'll be in tomorrow.
People are asking, say, stop doing Female Friday
because it's not fair.
Okay.
So what are you going to do?
Keep doing it.
I'm not going to stop.
I'm not going to stop.
Listen, for four years,
I've been talking about,
can we not get more females on the radio?
I even wrote in my book.
People are in blogs now.
I wrote it in a book, a published book.
This has been a problem for a long time, so I'm not going to stop doing it.
So that'll be tomorrow.
And I hope you check out Aubrey Sellers from the week before.
What are you confused about?
I'm confused at how many of these people went to college?
Are you mean, the country stars?
Yeah, I'm like, man, I was just thinking about that.
I'm like, they all went and got degrees.
That's crazy to me.
I feel like he doesn't listen to all the show.
I knew something was still on his mind.
He stayed back five minutes ago.
Yeah, he was still back there.
And I was like, go ahead.
Put it out there.
And I'm still thinking about, and I think
Female Friday is good.
I don't know why people want you to quit it.
But yeah.
They're sexist.
I'm shocked that so many of these stars went to college and got degrees.
Because they can sing.
Because they got talent.
Just go sing.
All right.
Amy, what do you have over there?
Okay, so Lays announced the finalists for this year's
Do Us a Flavor Contest.
You know the one where they put out the top three,
everyone gets to buy them and eat them,
and the winner gets a million dollars?
Yeah, so you create a flavor.
Mm-hmm.
Do you know three finalists?
Yeah, I read it.
They didn't seem like that crazy to me.
Yeah, they're in total, they're not that crazy.
But what you're going to see in stores that you can test out is the everything bagel lays potato chip.
That's an interesting one.
Fried green tomatoes.
Disgusting.
That does not sound like a good chip.
Who picked that one?
Yeah.
And then crispy taco.
That's interesting.
Okay. Let's try it.
Like, I like hard tacos.
Yeah.
Krispies.
Like I love, I'm going to tell you, maybe it's just me like in college.
But a simple Taco Bell.
Crunchy taco.
Yeah.
Amazing.
They were like less than a dollar in college.
I would buy a box of them and just crush 12 of them.
They are so good to me.
And occasionally on the road, you know, we'll stop.
And a lot of times if we go talk about it, I get the protein balls.
But sometimes I'll just get some of those tacos in this go-to-town.
Yeah, one of those Starbursts freezes.
Yeah, that's occasion and occasion, but man.
Occasion and occasion.
Yeah.
It's the occasion for the occasion.
Man, what else you got?
So, oh my gosh.
I can't believe they're sold out.
And when they get back in stock, I have to buy.
the stuff for my husband. Tabasco is releasing their hottest sauce ever. It's 20 times hotter than the
original. It's called Scorpion sauce and they're already sold out. And it's going to be a limited time thing.
So hopefully they'll get a new batch up so we can buy some. I'm such a wimp about hot stuff.
Like just putting the buffalo sauce on things makes me go, ow.
It's hot. Just buffalo sauce. I can't really do hot sauce. Eddie, I've got. I've got.
grown in my age. When I was younger,
couldn't touch it. Now, I like a little hot sauce.
Is that a lifestyle
thing? Like your dad?
No, it's not even a family thing. The Hispanic,
the hot, the chilies. My parents like their
salsa hot. And we don't really do
hot sauce, but lately it's been my
thing. I like hot sauce. Yeah, I'm not a hot sauce.
Say salsa? Salsa.
He doesn't say it like that. Until he gets on the radio,
he doesn't say it like that. Just now he was like,
I like my salsa hot. I didn't say
salsa. But I'm saying you don't
talk like that as a human.
You say salsa, and then you get on the end, you're like,
neta-ta?
No, it's salsa.
Yeah, okay.
It's not salsa.
What are those rap things called that you put?
Burritos?
Yeah.
That's really how you say it, but that's not how you say it.
He's like, queso?
You're such a poser.
Yeah.
Keseo, say it right.
Yeah, okay.
So, okay.
Off the area's like, hey, Shepali's getting queso.
We're like, hey, Eddie, what's Chihuaholi getting?
Keto.
Keso.
You're so full of it.
What else?
So Chris Kirkpatrick says that all five guys from InSink, they keep up by phone.
own and they're all into group texts together, but there's some like subgroup texts that don't
include everybody.
But maybe think of like our show group texts.
Like, I don't know.
You know, the Insync hasn't really been together in like a really long time.
Do you think guys, once we're way older, will we still keep our show group texts going?
I'm not even in the show group text.
Oh, yeah.
You're not.
No.
I know.
But like us guys.
Will we?
I'd love to.
I don't think you all remain friends once I'm out of the equation.
What?
Yeah, we're all done.
But we would be group texting together.
I'm just saying Insink is still doing it.
I'm saying I don't think you guys remain close without me as the cog.
Interesting.
Wait, what?
I'm the cog to hold it all together.
Oh, got you.
Yes.
He's the main axle.
But you're not even on the text.
You're not even on the text.
I know, but you guys text about me.
No, no.
In the show.
You can be on it.
You would just be annoyed and you'd never reply, so it'd be fine.
But my point is, when would Lunchbox and Amy ever hang out in their whole life if it weren't
for this show?
We've done.
And you guys.
You guys do.
Right.
I mean, we live right down the street from each other.
And I mean, when there's dinner parties, no.
I'm just saying you guys are very close.
But you wouldn't be without this job.
I agree with you on that.
Gosh, you know what, you're making a good point.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't, I hate group texts.
Because you're the reason we all know each other.
That's correct.
So you're the common.
If you're new to the show, these are just all my friends.
If you wonder, why does this show suck so bad?
Like, why does it sound not like a radio show?
It's because it's just me and home of friends.
We just got a room.
And we started in one city and the next thing you know, we're in 100.
and we're like, we can't believe it either.
And Lunchbox makes me feel bad when he says that,
but he has, like, UFC parties and fights,
like, are things at his house all the time.
We do not get invited to.
Yeah, no, that's what Bobby's saying.
Lunchbox is fake news.
No, no, no, fake news.
Fake news.
Hold on, hold on.
You have no interest in watching people beat each other up.
I watch USC.
But it's like a party.
Amy does not have.
Yeah, and I watch.
Bobby is a boxer now.
Yeah, I fight.
Okay, so, question.
When you guys make a fight.
phone call, do you change your voice
to make it sound deeper, smarter, or
more confident? All my friends do
except for me. I hear you guys all on the phone
and Amy will get on the phone and this is her. She's like,
yes, I would just like to say
that I ordered, everybody has
a phone voice, but like people have a dog voice.
I will say I do not have a change
of voice ever. My dog talk to like
a human, people on the phone. When you're on
a conference call you don't have your more
intelligent Bobby Bone's voice? No.
I've heard him on conference calls. He doesn't
change. I don't really. Nothing.
a little bit? Okay, yeah, you're right. It's too much work. Like, he even talks to my kids the way he talks to us.
I keep it all consistent. He's like, Jimmy, what's up? I'm like, hey, dude, come here. I'm three.
But no, that's cool. Stop with the thing to the three to come off. And you do talk to your dog like a friend.
I just talk to everybody the same. I believe that everybody's, God created us all equal.
Wow. So he should all, my voice is almost the same way. Well, according to a new survey, 40% of people say they have a special phone voice and they're lying. It's like 90% of people.
They change it, especially when they're talking to, like, their bank or, like, clients.
They didn't ever get extra money if they're...
Interesting.
Maybe you just want to sound like you don't have.
Bonjour!
Anything else?
No, those are my four stories.
Is it for the rule?
I don't know.
I've been going with that because it seemed to work, but what do you want me to...
Oh, I don't care.
Anything you have over there, I always...
I have four in my pile right here.
All right.
I have a legit pile.
See?
There's any...
Thank you.
Transmitting across America
This is a Bobby Bones show
So Ryan Seacrest's back to American Idol
Officially
They announced this morning
They didn't announce the money deal yet
I would imagine that they can't pay him
Up front
Because they're gonna be out of money
They paid Katie Perry $25 million
Because they had to get somebody quick
I would imagine that they're giving Ryan
Just me speculating
Some points
meaning some you own a part of the backside of idol.
Like if it makes money.
That's the way to do it.
Like profit sharing even.
So he's going to go back and they have his whole schedule up online.
Like he flies here.
Say whatever you want about secrets.
That dude works like crazy.
That's what I just tell people about you.
That's what you used to tell people with me?
No, I will.
If people say anything, say what you want about Bobby, that dude works.
Like crazy.
Like crazy.
That's perfect.
It's good.
That means you're on the right track.
You're on the Ryan's secrets.
I'm not trying to be on any track.
I know you're not trying.
I'm trying to just live my life.
You're on that worked respect track.
I mean, I would like to have balance.
You have no balance.
You don't understand balance.
Like, you do not want balance because when there's vacation, you work.
And say what you do not.
But you work.
Okay.
Here's you guys with the same.
Like crazy.
We have vacation in August.
Yeah.
Right?
What are you going to do?
I have no idea.
I dread.
It's unacceptable if you do nothing.
I dread it.
I dread it.
You're not looking forward to it.
No.
One, because Lindsay is, her record is coming out.
Like she's off working.
Okay.
Can you go with her?
No, she's doing stuff every day to promote her record.
Oh, okay.
Like flying all around the country, doing that.
So, one, I don't want to go on vacation anyway.
Two, here I go.
Me with my thumb, but like normal.
Oh.
Oh, that's...
Vacation.
I mean...
How about that?
We all write something down.
We put it a hat and you draw what you're going to go do.
That's a terrible idea.
Oh, because I would put something bad on purpose.
No, don't do that.
Siberia.
Go swim with the gators.
No.
No, we do think of something genuinely, like, that would be awesome for him.
Jail.
North Korea.
I mean, no.
One week in the penitentiary.
You're going to love it.
That's not even an option, is it?
Can you do that?
Yeah, there was a TV.
show on A&E where they get locked up for like 60 days. And you pay for it like a vacation?
I have no. I feel like some counties might do that because they're hard on money.
No, nothing. I don't want, I don't need vacation. That's crazy to me. No, no, no, you do need
vacation. You do need it. You don't want it. I don't even have a hobby. It's like I don't want to
work out, but I need to. You had hobbies, but somehow you turn them into work. Yeah, that's right.
You know what my hobbies are? I like to go at work. I do stand up on the weekends and the
raging idiots are becoming a thing again.
Yeah.
And so that's, but that's on the road, driving around for hours.
Okay, it works.
It's work.
I don't have a hobby where I just get away from work.
You're like, I tell my wife that it's work, so go with me.
It's work.
It is work.
It is.
It's a lot of work.
But sometimes my wife just thinks we're out there, like, traveling, having a good time.
Does she get jealous that you get to go out and...
No, she just like looks at it as like...
But for you, it is kind of just a good time.
Because everything I do, I have to have a good time doing it.
Or else I won't do it.
It's like us.
You make fun of me in lunchbox putting balls in the morning while you.
you guys are working, but that's, we've got to have a good time while we're at work.
So, like, you wouldn't show up for work if you weren't able to have some sort of a good time?
Oh, if this work was just like, oh, I hate it.
You go find a fun job?
I'd have to.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
Guys, life's too short.
Hey, it's got a great point.
If you're not having fun at work, get the heck out of there.
Boom.
There's no point.
I hate it when lunchbox agrees.
Sometimes you have to grind it out.
Most people don't like their jobs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is crazy.
I know, but then they can't complain about it because they have the freedom to go find another one if they
don't like it that much.
You can't provide.
And you can't provide on fun job.
That's true.
High five, man.
Like my stepdad did not want to work at the sawmill every day for 20 years.
See, I think about your stepdad because he mows lawns now for the county.
And I'm like, man, I could totally mow lawns for the state.
If I'm having a blast with my boys mowing lawns, like, let's do that.
That's just the way I think.
I don't know.
I do love this job, though.
Don't get me wrong.
You're looking at me like, go find another job.
I like this job.
That's a fun trick.
Let's make Eddie go take it three.
month trial to find another job. Dude, I've always said
I want to go work a Pizza Hutter Waterburger.
No, look that, don't take me serious. I mean, it's just the thought I've had.
Okay, I'm done talking to you. So don't take you serious.
But he does. It's just a thought. But he has fun doing it.
Would you just, could just live on the beach?
Of course I could turn this song of. Of course I would. With no job. Absolutely.
You'd be fine with that? Yes.
Oh, man.
This is the Bobby Boys shows.
All right, going to go. There'll be a new episode of the Bobby cast up tonight.
So if you like hearing.
songs from behind the scenes in Nashville
like songwriters.
There's another one up tonight.
You can hear a Kip Moore one that's up now,
a Karen Fairchild from a little big town,
a Coleswindell. It's just an hour.
People come to my house and we just talk.
Tonight is Tom Douglas.
Tom rode the house to build me,
Miranda Lambert.
I run to you, Lady Annabellum.
Meanwhile, back at Mama, stuff like that.
So another one goes up tonight.
Search Bobbycast on IHeart Radio or iTunes.
What are you doing today?
I'm Nashchat.
Oh, Nashville's on tonight on CMT.
So after that, you have the show?
Yes, live on CMT Facebook.
Hmm.
I am doing the Bobbycast.
I have to go and have to get a little laser hair removal on my shoulders.
Uh-huh.
I'm very manly.
Swing over.
I'm right by you, you know.
I feel like from my Nash chat.
I'll see you maybe.
I'm not coming to your NAS chat.
Fine.
So people think that's my house, like we're filming at my house, which is cool.
but it's not.
Watch Amy tonight
after Nashville
it'll be on the
CMT Facebook page.
Yeah.
All right thank you.
We'll see you on Friday.
Tomorrow Daniel Bradbury
comes in.
Female Friday
as we try to highlight
as many females
that maybe wouldn't
get to come up
to the radio station
right now.
So we try to make it
that they do get to come up
to the radio station.
So female Friday
tomorrow Daniel Bradbury
in studio.
Let's go.
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Oh, there's jazz, right?
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