The Bobby Bones Show - Chris Janson In Studio & Amy Starts A Rumor About Bobby’s Relationship

Episode Date: May 15, 2017

Chris Janson stops by the studio, Amy starts a rumor about Bobby and Lindsay and Eddie teaches his boys about credit cards Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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By the way, good morning. Hey, good morning to you. Morning. All right, new week. I was just thinking about this. I had someone cut me off in traffic and count it a 10. Oh, like my tip to my husband. Yeah.

Last week, Amy was talking about, hey, if someone cuts you off and said to getting a road, Ragey, count a 10. I counted a 10. then I would have still liked to have said something to them, but they were gone. Yeah. See? Works. They're out of here.

I don't get road ragey anyway, really. It's more like I want them to know they messed up for future knowledge. In case they didn't know that they'd messed up, I want them to know. Yeah, like what you did was wrong. I like to pull my finger at them. I don't yell. I don't hug. I like to point my finger and be like, you, you shouldn't do that.

Like a teacher scolding, like a, I always feel like that. Because sometimes people do that to me. If I pull out in the middle, you know how. You get stuck in the middle sometimes and traffic can't go through because you're just sitting there. And you're like, so sorry. And people are looking at you with like pointing and they also do the hands up in the air. Like, come on, man. Yes.

Like what are you thinking? I get that. That's source. I do that too sometimes. Like I never want to fight anybody. But I just want them to know, like I think a little bit less of them in this moment. That's the goal. A lot of people on the phone about this.

Kathy and Tampa, welcome to the show. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. So early, what would you like to say? So, yeah, we're talking about road rage and I wanted to let Amy's husband know. that you've got to get a handle on it before your child starts to drive. That too.

You guys are adopting. The kids are going to be moving in soon. Yeah. And you have a 10-year-old. So in six years she'll be driving. She'll be driving. Your husband has a huge road rage problem. Like, he's got to add different in front of the kids.

Yeah, I know. It's inappropriate. I'm going to talk to him about that. I think that could change him with kids in the car. Okay. No, no, I think that could change him. I think he doesn't want them to see. Just generally with all the things.

Yes. Eddie, you're dead. Do you find yourself changing in front of your kids? No, not really. My wife reminds me that the kids are in the back when I do it. See, my thing is I'm more of a road vigilante. I'm not a road rager. If someone's doing something bad,

like if we're stuck in traffic and someone's trying to pass on the shoulder, I'll just move to the shoulder and stop them. So that's like me helping traffic. So you're like... That's the worst. You're like the Batman of drivers? That's right. What is they're in a hurry?

Doesn't matter. Follow the rules. We're all stuck, buddy. Get in line. Wow. And I think my kids like that too. They're like, yeah, in the back seat. Just let it ignore it.

Let them do their thing. What a terrible. Hey, Kathy, thank you. Here's what happened, though. Let me tell you. Yes, tell me, tell me. So my son's learning to drive. He's 16.

And I'm normally very like, I'm like, if I get upset, I'll say it in the car, you know, like you guys all do. But we were turning into a wah-wah. And he was going 40 to 35. he went to turn left, and this crazy lady whips around us from behind us and cuts him off as he's turning, she turned two into the same place. And so we go and we go to go by her,

and I open the door. Mind I am not like this. Do you get out of the car? Do you get out of the car? I almost did, but my son was like, Mom, Mom, and he kept driving. He keeps the car going so she doesn't get out. Thank you.

for the call. I appreciate it. Everybody just take a chill pill. If someone's driving a little crazy. Remember, you also drive crazy sometimes. And not on purpose. We all make mistakes. Hannah Montana said it best. Yeah. Everybody makes mistakes.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. 12-year-old Charlotte Luther's specially made tricycle was stolen. Now, the tricycle was specially built for her. She has a brain tumor and limited use for right side. So they built her this tricycle.

They called the police officer. He was like, wow. Again, it was a tricycle. Wasn't a car. Wasn't anything super expensive, but it's like, it's so important to this little girl. And the cop was working on the graveyard shift, and he's like, I'm not going to let this thing just go down.

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and clover him in the head. Like, he went and found a little girl's tricycle. I know that made her day. That's awesome. I see you, Officer Dan Fashner, or Fackner. It could be out of one of those.

I just don't want to say it wrong. So, Officer, that's awesome. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. Congrats to Kara McCullo. represented the district of Columbia.

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So there you go. Around the room, how was your weekend? What'd you do? Good. Celebrate Mother's Day. Yeah? Yeah? For me? Yeah. Not myself, but my husband did.

That's cool. Yeah. I mean, they're not here yet. No. Do you feel like next year will be a lot fuller? Of course, because the kids are going to run downstairs. Well, I'm sure my husband will go wake them up, and then they will make pancakes and bring them to me in bed. She has the whole thing ready.

And my husband likes to make pancakes in shapes. Yeah, like what shape? Airplanes. Oh, of course. And then the, like an A, so amy. Okay. Or airplane. It's like his thing.

Lunchbox, do you know what weekend? I emceeated a charity event and I also celebrated Mother's Day. Oh yeah, that was the one you and your wife went to. Yeah. Did they end up paying for both of your flights? Yeah, they paid for both our flights. So, yeah, we flew in, we did the thing, celebrated Mother's Day and we're back. Did you see your mom?

Yeah, saw my mom and saw her mom. Wow, really? Yeah. All the moms. Yeah, and saw my sister. She's a mom for the first time on Mother's Day. Dang, all the moms. It's crazy.

Eddie? Yeah, mine was really weird. We went to play Lasertag. Ady boy. Like, my wife just said, you know what? It's not about me anymore. I have kids, so whatever the kids want to do, and they were like, Laser Tag!

I still would have made it about her. Well, yeah, dude, but that's what she wanted, so. Did you roll her sushi? Yeah, no. Of course I rolled her sushi. Made her some dinner. For Mother's Day, I took Ray out for a steak dinner. Oh.

Friday night. Yeah. Happy Mother's Day, buddy. I'm Mother's Day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My weekend was, I didn't go on the road, which was nice. Yeah, you're at home.

It's crazy. Yeah. And tonight at the I Heart Theater in New York with Zach Brown Band, so just getting ready for that. So, yeah, my girlfriend came back to town, so she was with this. She's been gone forever playing shows. So, no. People were asking, like, are you still having Mother's Day with your girlfriend?

What? No, there's, she's not a mom. She's not my mom. She's not. mom. She's not my wife. She's not my engager. Whatever. Nothing. Wow, dude. Well, she could be your future baby mama.

Okay, but you know what? Hypothetically, so could you. No. So could any female. You guys would never date. But any female, hypothetically. Okay. Why, that's weird people ask you that. I know. I thought I was like... Maybe she's like the mom to your dog

ish? No. Does your dog have a mom? No. I'm my dog's big brother. Oh, yeah. So that makes your girlfriend and his sister? Sure. It's It's the Bobby Bones show All right time for your positivity I'm glad you have decided to turn our show on

And we hope we make you feel a little better today With our segment called Tell Me Something Good I almost start here on this beautiful Monday World War II Navy veteran Who survived the attack on Pearl Harbor Celebrated his 96th birthday First of all Which is crazy

By jumping out of an airplane What? Yeah. Ninety-six. And he lived? Yeah. He says every time you do something like this makes you feel pretty good. First of all, survive the war in Pearl Harbor.

Wow. Second of all, live to be 96. Third of all, it's a nice thing. Birthday ship down a airplane. Tell me something good. That's awesome. Amy, you're up. So there is a teenage girl named Sierra, and her father was killed in the line of duty in 2013.

He's a police officer. And her prom just came around, came up. and a dozen of his fellow police officers, her dad's, they showed up to see her off to prom with her date, and they all told him, have her home by 11, and they took pictures with her and just made it really special because obviously, you know, your dad's seeing you off is something special, but they feel dead.

Yeah. What's funny as if they kind of follow them around and like they're going to party and they're, they're going to party and they're like, they'll just like, we see you. Lunchbox. A school in Georgia is having their millionaire bash. No, it's not for a bunch of millionaires.

It's kids that have read a million words that school year. They get them all dressed up like a celebrity. They send them on a limo ride. And then they show up to this big party and they have a red carpet with signs and their family there taking pictures like they're real celebrities to celebrate reading one million words. That's cool. Read a book. That's cool. Okay.

That's tell me something good. Mike D is our phone screener. Mike D. Mike, you hear Mike go, hey, good morning. won't show. So Mike D. was talking about if you have a lack of sleep, it's the same thing as being drunk, right? Is that what you're reading? Yeah. What did it say? Like, if you go

24 hours without sleeping, it's the same thing as being too drunk to drive. Oh, yeah. Wow. So a whole day and I can know what it feels like? Yeah. Do it. Like, I've done that before where I haven't slept, but I've never been drunk. Yeah. I can see how it makes your reaction time slower. I don't know that you'll have the feeling. Well, I'd be like lunchbox and it's so fun.

And it's like, oh, and I start serving drinks at people out of nowhere. No, I think just more like delirious and slow reaction time, which would be what driving drunk is, that's an issue. I don't know being drunk. So does it make you, like, lose your balance? Because, like, when you're been drinking, you lose your balance, sometimes you just fall over and you don't even mean to. You've been drinking right now? No. But I was just, like, I was getting in the mode.

Like, you know, like, 24 hours of being up is not the same as I've done both. Yeah. And being drunk is a lot more fun. You shouldn't operate heavy machinery after no sleep for 24 hours. I was going to go on the fork left right after I did that. I guess I won't. You know those tests you do in school where they tell you what you're supposed to be when you grow up? You should go in high school.

Mine came back that I should operate heavy machinery. Really? Yeah. And did you ever? No, I didn't. But I just remember that. It was way more descriptive than that, but that's in a nutshell. I wonder what you put as your answers that made them pick you to operate heavy machinery.

No idea. I know. I remember being like, Mom. How old? How old were you in this happen? High school? Yeah? It was some part of my, you know, before I went to college, assessment. I don't know. Did you guys get the assessments? What were we supposed to do when you grew up? Did you do that at all? I was supposed to be a college. No, I had no, I don't know where you got an assessment, but my parents didn't think.

No, my parents didn't think I'd go to college, so I wasn't supposed to be much. According to my parents. You don't have to go to college. Well, I understand. But I didn't think I'd be much anyway. I mean, they really didn't. Why do you feel that? Because they told me, basically. We don't think you're going to end up. They said, hey, man, you can just work.

You know, like. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be much. I know a lot of people who didn't go to college, you are a lot. Yeah, I wish my parents would have told me who's work. The tone of voice your parents tell you, not everybody has to go to college. Like, it's not for everybody. Do that. Like, I'm you.

Hi, I'm lunchbox. I'm 16. I'm ready to go to college. Lunch. I just want you to know, college isn't for everybody. Some people just work after high school. And that is totally fine. We love you no matter what.

I mean, it's just kind of like, okay, we don't expect much out of you. How do they feel about you now? Man, I'm their best kid. Most successful. Of all three, you think they're more... Most proud of me. Your brother and sister? Yeah.

Your sister's a nurse. Yeah, nurse. That's fine. Okay. But I'm... Known worldwide. Okay. Lobby Bones show.

Bonehead. Story of the day! This story comes to us from Flagstaff, Arizona. A local pizza place was giving away free pizza to Anyone that could climb a mountain. So this 30-year-old dude woke up was like, man, I'm going to go climb that mountain today, get my free pizza. In a T-shirt, shorts, and shoes, he tried to climb the top. Only problem is there was four inches of snow.

Oh. He got hypothermia and had to call for help. Oh, not good. He got what? Hyperthirmia. Is that how you say it? No, it's not. But it's a fucking bonehead.

Badge your bonehead dead. Yeah, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Isn't it hypothermia? Oh, I think you're right. You're saying hypo or hyperthermia? Yeah, I'm saying hyperthermia. It's hypothermia.

Oh. I just don't want the tweets. I thought it was hyper. No. Hyperthermia? There you go. Yeah, because you get kind of excited about it. Do you think it's Chester drawers or chest up drawers?

Chester. Yeah. Chester drawers. That's what we used to say. It's not. That's what we used to say, too. Chester drawers. My step dad would say chester drawers.

And there's nothing to think it's a bench. It's a bench. And there's no window. It's a window. It's a window. Arkansas nouns. Seal, window seal. The winder seal, yeah, yeah.

Bobby bones. I tell you, I'm getting so tired of eating on one side of my mouth. I have my far back tooth. It has like a hole between the two teeth. I think a filling fell out or something. That's not good. I just don't have time to go to the dentist yet. So my appointment, I think, is on the 28th.

A couple weeks. Wow. But I'm only eating on one side. So it's just constantly annoying. And if I do eat on this side, I have to floss it all out. It stinks. fan. There are worse problems. Yes. But not many.

Yeah, you're right. Not many. Not many problems are worse than that. So I've been always eating on the left. He's over there. Eddie talked to his kids. Eddie, by the way, our video producer has two kids. A nine-year-old. No, is it ten now? No, he's nine and three. Amy's daughter's ten. Yeah.

This is about to be straight around here. Holy cow. Eddie has a nine-year-old and a three-year-old. Both boys. And so you talk to him about credit cards? Just a little financial education for them. I wanted to tell them what a credit card was. This came up because I did a bobby cast with Brandy Clark, songwriter, artist, and she said she had never used a credit card before. Speaking of that and being a little OCD, like, I've never had a credit card because...

Wow! Yeah, because I know I would get in trouble. You've never had a credit card? People are always shocked about that. I've never had a credit card. That's crazy, Brandy? Because I know I would get in trouble with a credit card. I've always known it.

Have you ever used your credit card ever in one time? Nope. So that's our talking. So Eddie goes to his kids, nine and three, and here we go. A little money segment here with the kids. All right, boys, listen up. You all know what a credit card is? Yeah.

What is it? It's a car that you can pay with. Yeah, but the important thing that you have to remember is it's a card you pay with, but you have to pay the money back. Wait, but the credit card's free if you just swipe it. No, that's what they want you to believe that it's free, but it's not free. If I give you a credit card that you'll never, ever have to pay back, what would you buy? Anything in the world.

Tickets to a movie that I haven't seen. That's what you would buy. Anything in the world. Anything in the world, you would buy tickets to a movie you haven't seen. I could even see a movie that comes out in 2020. Wow. Okay, what about you? If you can buy anything in the world, right now, anything, what would you buy?

Cookies and muffins. Cookies and muffins? Yeah. It sounds like lunchboxer this credit card. I think that he was about... Cookies and movies. Anything? I'll go to a movie from three years from now.

And cookies. It's funny, though, they feel the same way about credit cards that we did about checks. If we saw our parents write one, it was like, oh, do you write a check for it? It's easy. It's just right to check people, buy the gallows free money you want. Yeah. Money talk. How scary is that?

Eddie the dad. All right, Chris Jansen in and about. hour here on Monday show. Over on the phone is Cody in Lafayette. What up, Cody? Not much. Heated to work. I appreciate your call, and what can I do for you?

I just going to say, if we get an update on Amy, if she was pregnant or not. That's a good question. Don't I have until May 20th? Yeah, yeah, you sure do. So you got a little time. You got a few days. By May 20th, Amy will take a pregnancy test. And so today is the 15th.

So you have May 20th. That's Saturday, though. Oh. Okay, fine, the 19th. Oh, end of the week. Now, let's do it. We'll give you the next Monday. Okay.

I check my app, my Clue app, which is my Shark Week tracker app. And I should start before then if I'm going to start. So we should know. Or if not, we do Live on the Stick. No. Deuce. No. Part two where you take the test on the air.

No. My husband was not a fan of Live on the stick. number one. I guess I understand that. But the sequel could be so good. I just don't think I, but I told him, I said, honey, do you think if it was positive and we had tested it at home, do you really think I'm going to be able to keep it a secret from people for two or three months?

Like, I just don't think so. That's just not my personality. I get why people do it. But I just feel like I have to say something right away. I get why people do it. Yeah, I mean, I really do, and that's good for them. Cody, there is no update as of right now, but you do hear that by Monday, of next week we'll know.

All right. I appreciate your calling, I hope you have a good day at work. All right, y'all tell you. You'll have a good one. All right, you too, buddy. Thank you for listening. It's Monday right now.

So this week, you think, well, no. We'll get, Get your news here, news here, breaking news. Shark Week is here. Yeah. Yeah. Is that how you're going to do it?

It's a 19-20s kid selling papers on the corner. Get your papers. Amy's, yeah. You'll probably be able to pick off on, well, I mean, I guess you're hormonal if you're pregnant too. But normally you can pick up on like, are you, is it time? Is it almost time? Not time.

Right now you're nothing, though, right? It's like ficy. All right. Nothing. She's telling me to go away. My neighbor plays loud music at night. But his night is my night are different. I get that.

I go to bed at 8. He plays music and goes, boom, boom, mm, mm. And I live in a house. Like with the bass. And I can hear it through my house walls. Until like nine sometimes. And I understand that probably nine's like to cut off. So I don't get upset.

Now, I go out in the morning and take my dog out, to use the bathroom, get up at three. Sometimes I take my dog out like 315, 3.20. And I'm like, hey, hey. You know, I whistle. And then I'm wondering like, oh, I wonder if he hears me. Should I even be concerned about that? Nah.

That's my lifestyle. Y'all are even. Yeah, you're good. I feel like we're even too. I'm like, do there. So that's what happens in the morning. but that's kind of like my neighbor nuisance there was the whole yard mowing thing

but mine's human like Amy has a woodpecker that she cannot control outside of her house yeah woodpecker constantly pecking peck pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick pick and I don't know what to do about the woodpecker so I started Googling

how to get rid of a woodpecker and it says that you can give them a good scare like if you go outside and start just like yelling they make a bunch of noise please record it if you do this if you go yell at the woodpecker please record it but what kind of noise is a nuisance to a woodpecker.

Get out of here. Scram! Shoot! Shoot! Go find your home. Hit the road, Jack, don't come back. I don't know.

It's crazy. Or you're supposed to call a professional. You don't get out a BB gun or anything. They said, don't endanger the woodpecker. But call a professional pest control and see if they specialize in removing woodpeckers. Is it that annoying? Is it that annoying?

It's pretty annoying. I have audio of the woodpecker outside Amy's house. Here you go. That's what it sounds like. Basically. It sounds like my kitchen. It's annoying. It's annoying

Does it go? Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Do you remember Woody Woodpecker? Yeah. That would be kind of cute. Woody Woodpecker was awesome. I don't think any kids know who Woody Woodpecker is now. We're going to bring him back.

He is chilling at my house right now if y'all want to come see him. Woody Woodpecker? Eddie, do your kids, they're nine and three? Do they know who Woody Woodpecker? They have no idea who Woody Woodpecker is. Talk to them about Woody Woodpecker. Okay. Then see if it's on iTunes or on YouTube or something.

Make them watch them. It's like 12 minutes. Okay, yeah. And then get their review of the review of Woody Woodrow. I thought I'm going to love that. Da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Do this sound. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Yeah, that's pretty good for you. Yeah. I nailed it. As a part of Woody-Woodpecker, Chili-Willie the Penguin was a secondary character. Oh, I don't remember him. Chili-Willie the Penguin are frozen through and through. My head are cold of my... No? How do you?

What about the crocodile along the river Nile? We'll say he's always warm as toast. He always seems to smile. I'm chilly Willie the Pinkhorn. Oh, man. Chili Willie Penguin? Chili Willie the penguin. It was part of Woody Woodpecker. There he is. Chilly Willie the penguin.

Yeah. True. Yeah. Why did it appear that way? We were at Chipotle eating at the bar. Oh. They have like a bar on the back window. Uh-huh.

And so you have to sit beside each other at the bar. Thought y'all were on the same side of the booth. What's wrong with being that kind of couple? I love it. We're not, though. Because it's so awkward when people sit beside each other when there's no one sitting across. There's really no reason for it because you can't talk and have a normal conversation,

but you can turn your neck the whole time. Well, you can tilt your body. No, it's uncomfortable to do that. Oh, I love same side of booth couples. It's like you're either one or you're not. And I'm down with it. I thought you were. Dang.

It's not a down-with thing. Let's just be honest for a second. It's harder to sit beside each other and eat. If you want to have a good conversation, you'll look across from each other. So we're not a same side of the booth couple. Are you, Amy? Yeah. You and your husband sit on the same side of the booth.

I mean, we will. It doesn't mean we always do. No, no, no. Do you? Yes. I'm not buying it. Why? Because he's not.

Yeah, he does. I mean, should I not be outing him? Because he does. If it's just you too, you'll sit on the same side. Yes. Eddie, you and your wife? Oh, no way, Jose. Uh-uh.

No, like my wife tries to do it all the time. I'm like, nope, nope, I'm out. What's wrong with it? Not a chance. Never done it. Never will do it. No. It's not even like a romance thing.

It's really, no, it's not. It's super impractical. It's, Amy, you get to be together all the time. No, actually, we don't. Yeah, you do. When you eat, you can look at each other and have a better conversation than sitting beside each other. Okay, you just said it's, it's not about a, it is about a romance thing. You can see probably every girl, if you were to pull all the girls, we all want to do it.

And the guys are the ones that are like, no way, not happening. Because you all think it looks lame. I don't think, I don't care how it looks. Oh, these guys. to me. But what's more romantic? Looking at her eyes or staring at her shoulder?

That's a good point too. Boom. Lug box with the valet point. What's more romantic? Tilting your body towards each other and maybe even being able to touch your legs and like being able to have access. What are you doing at the table?

Are you just eating? Have access. That's what you said. Not like that. That's what it sounds like, Pervo. Oh, boy. That's not what I meant. This got weird.

That's not what I meant. I'll put it up on Twitter. Yeah. All the girls are going to be like, yes. All the guys are going to be like, no. Is it romantic to sit on the same side of the booth? Yes. Now, listen, if you're with another couple, it's fine.

You sit on the same side as each other. Oh, and you survive then. Yeah, but it's... I'm not arguing with you. Stop. I did go see Guardians of the Galaxy, too. Which, when I want to see Guardians of the Galaxy 1, it wasn't this big production,

meaning it wasn't like everybody expected it to be a huge movie. And so Guardians of the Galaxy 2, there was really a hype behind it, I felt like. And I thought it was pretty good. Mike D saw it and gave it to A-plus. I saw it and I thought it was good. But man, it's, it was out of nowhere before. I thought it's fine. I thought it was good.

That was fine. Here's Mike D, our phone screeners, Guardians of the Galaxy review. Just watched Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2. I'm a big superhero movie fan, so I would. went into this with pretty big expectations and got to say, didn't let me down. I thought the story in this one was a lot stronger than the first one. And as it goes for Marvel movies, I think it's right up there with the Avengers. You kind of have to like sci-fi to get really into it. And I would recommend watching part one before going to this one. But I give it an A-plus.

A-plus. You got to be kidding me. That's like Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, you know? Wow. Only those kind of movies are A-plus. Like the Sandlot. Man Lindsay loved it She was like nine And I was like Ah seven

Her Listen this is what It annoys me about My girlfriend She's so nice That she had never seen one And she didn't tell me She hadn't seen one

So I was like Hey do you want to go watch Because I'm in a movie Months It's like hey you want to watch Gardens of the Galaxy 2 And she was like Yeah

Do you? And I was like yeah I'd like to go see it It's first time I've been I'll go to movie in a long time She's like yeah If you want to go see it

We get there And she was like Okay What's this about And I was like, you've got to be kidding me. Like, a little bit I was annoyed with her because... What? You can't get annoyed with her?

For being nice? Yeah, you got to love that. Yeah. No, a little bit I was because if it were me, I would have been like, I haven't seen the first one. So I don't want to go to the second one. Let's pick a different movie. And then I felt this weird pressure sitting beside her that please let the movie stand alone. Please, please let it be.

And so, and luckily she liked it anyway. But I was having to explain it the whole time, like, okay, here's. What happened? See, in episode one, he was like a fugitive. I don't even know if I was explaining it right. But we went and watched it. But again, she had never seen one and didn't tell me that until we got in there. You wouldn't be annoyed by that, Amy? I mean, I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't be, no, I wouldn't be annoyed by it. She is nice because I probably been like, oh, shoot, I haven't seen one. I'd probably still go with you anyways, but I would have definitely told you up front. And then you being the nice guy you are, you'd be like, no, no, we can't go. You need to see one first. Yeah, me. I'm really nice. Yeah, too nice.

Do you see Dach Shepherd's tweet this morning? Yes. Someone was like, you're not near as nice as I thought you were. And he was like, I was with my kids at the airport. And when I'm with my kids, their time, not your time. I retweeted that. I put it on Twitter, Mr. Bobby Bowens. Listen, I agree with them.

I say all the time. If you see it celebrity, like, they're celebrities, and you should be able to go say hi and say that you're a fan. But if they're with their kids or they're eating, like if there's food in front of them, those are the two times that really you should not. I mean, listen, if they're on the toilet, but that's really not a thing so much.

You know, I've had... You've had bathroom run-ins. I have. One time, so I was trying to take a picture of me over the stall as I was standing at the urinal. What? And they were... It was weird.

And I was like, hey, what are you doing? And they were like, I was just trying to get a picture. I was like, well, let's just take one out of the stall. That'd be cool. But that's rare. Yeah, but then one time didn't you run into like kicks Brooks in the bathroom? and you're like, yo, yo, yo. No, I didn't talk to him in the bathroom.

I peed right beside him. Oh. And then once we got out of the bathroom, then I was like, hey, kicks. Hey, hey, pee, buddy. We're good. Yeah, that was good. He's real nice, especially about the toilet.

We're talking about Amy's woodpecker problem a minute ago. So, Amy, my friend Matthew, yeah? Said if you hang a couple of these light deflecting crystal balls from the limb next to where the woodpecker is, the moving light will scare it off. Where do I get these light reflecting crystal balls?

You mean like a disco ball? No, it's like you get them at Lowe's at Home Depot. I mean, it's not a thing. Oh, okay. He used to work for Terminix, and they used to put them up all the time. Nice. Okay. So it's not a big deal.

All you have to just get one of these balls and you're good. So I thought that was pretty cool. Helpful tip. I also put up on my Twitter page at Mr. Bobby Bowens. It's sitting beside someone in the booth. Is that romantic or annoying? Yeah. Because, and here you go.

73% of people so far say it's not. Not romantic. What? Show. In food news, how's this sound? The switching out taco shells, traditionally, for a carrot baked shells, take the fun out of tacos. Eddie? I don't take the fun out of it.

It's not a taco. Get out of here with that. It's not. It's a carrot sandwich. A carrot sandwich. It's lower in carbs, completely grain-free. And if there's no difference really in the taste, it's just healthier. Yeah.

It's like the difference in a corn and a flour tortilla. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Those are traditional tortillas, dude. Yeah, I'm all for the carrot tacos. Me too. I'm going to make them. Of course you all would be. Oh, what are you trying to say?

You healthy people, disrespecting my taco? I didn't think it was a healthy thing. I thought it was a white thing. Nah, no, no, no, no. The white people here they come. You all like tacos, too. All us white people are getting a little offended right now. What do you mean, you people?

Yeah. All right, let's go over to Amy with the skinny. Amy, 30 seconds, let's go. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So Friday was a huge day for Thomas Wrett and his wife, Lauren.

They put it out there. Their daughter is home from Uganda. Her name is Willa Gray, and she's the first of two children joining the family this year. As you may know, Lauren is pregnant and is due in August. Let me ask you a question, Ian. Yeah. So I retweeted that I'm happy for them. Yeah.

They haven't been to this process near as long as you have. Uh-huh. So is Uganda easier to get kids from than Haiti? Every country's different. Is that really it? Because I'm wondering, I'm like, how'd they get a kid so fast? Amy's been doing this for four years. Every country's different.

Every, you know, situation is different. I mean, if I don't. Do you mean like money situation? No. I don't think that they, that's the, I don't know. I don't know what their situation is. But I feel like anytime you can get a child that's in an orphanage in your home faster, the better. I don't care. I'm down with it too.

I'm with it too. But anyone felt the same way like, why does Amy take four years? And like everybody else gets kids. I know other people who got kids like eight months. Doesn't make sense. Yeah. I don't know. But I'm happy for them.

I had posted something too on Friday like that I was practicing, you know, gratefulness. And I was getting responses that people thought I was trying to do that to like, you know, keep my composure about them getting their kids before me. And it had nothing to do with that. Like, I do not, they were not related at all, but people were associating that. Oh, well, I was a little irritated. Not at them, but just in general. I've seen, like, three or four people get kids, like start the process in like a year

and a half. And I just get irritated for your sake because you've been sitting here for four years. Oh, well, yeah, I know. Everyone's, hey, listen, I don't know why it's taken me so long, but I know that I'm getting so close. and I'm just grateful that I have kids. I have two children that are mine, and I cannot wait to get them here. And they're still mine, even though they're not here yet.

I have two children, and it's amazing. It is really cool for Thomas Lauren, though. They're about to have two kids, too. Holy cow. And they're like a baby. I know. Holy. What else you got?

Okay, well, American Idol is close to landing Katie Perry as its main judge. The official announcement should come tomorrow, so we'll know then, and they're thinking the other two spots will go to a songwriter and a music producer because of budgets. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. You're saying that they're spending all their money in Katie Perry? Yeah, Katie Perry and then Ryan Seacrest if he comes back. I have to act like I don't know some stuff. Oh, what do you know?

There's like, they're not even going to, from what I know, they're not even going to shoot it in L.A. Oh. Okay, well, then. We'll see how good my sources are. Okay, wink twice if you. And it's not New York either. Oh, what? Yeah, that's all I'm going to say.

I'm going to leave it right there. I have sources all over that. I got I'm in all different area codes. Nashville? No, it's not a natural either. Okay. I know, right? I'm Amy.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds kidding. Yeah. The Bobby phone show. All right, our buddy Chris Jansen is here. How are you, boy? I'm great. How are you guys doing?

Good to see you. Is everybody good? Yep, great. Hey, we have a guest. He asked how you were all doing. Good. Yeah. You will answer the question.

Yo, yo, yo, yo. He asked you all the question. Rood. Dang. What's wrong with you guys? Well, you know, I've got to include everybody. So, I want to play your new song. I want to get to the new song.

new song first. Okay. Then we can goof around and stuff later. Thank you. So this is the brand new one from Chris Jansen. I can fix a drink, get you feeling bright, I can get your blood, feel like you're sitting on and out. I can make it strong. All you got to do is tell me what you want.

I can fix it down. Do you ever just play old school blues? I do play old school blues. I play it. Sometimes I played we had this great show at Bluesville in just south of Memphis just a few months ago, and I actually played the blues there, man, ironically, but it was awesome.

I kind of grew up on it. I really love muddy waters and things of that nature. And when I listen to, if I'm listening to records that are just off the radio for a minute, like if I'm at the cabin or something, I'm cruising around, listen to Robert Johnson. So I love... You know he sold the devil. But you're also saying, come on in my kitchen,

which was sick. Put crossroads out there that Stevie Ray and John Mayer and it still lives on. That's right. I want to hear some blues. Chris Jansen's here. By the way, download Fixed Drink and enjoy it. and fix a drink and we'll hear a lot of it. Get on your boat, fix a drink, do your deal.

There you go. Let's hear a little blues now. Christian's here. Let's do you back. Hey guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down.

It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. and sorry about all the legal stuff. Give us a blues riff there. So, Amy, whenever you got the blues, do you sing it, right? So it's like, I woke up this morning.

I got a hole in my tooth. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I grabbed my mouth. I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know what to do. So I got some dead on floor. And I did it till my gums were red. Got some dental applause and I applause my teeth

Until I said until until my gums Until my gums They all finished They bled Yeah Woo All right Amy you're up They go home

Off the cup The other night for too long I'm just not the same Because now my knee is all wrong I can't wear my heels I can't wear my Probably should have got some heels That were a better deal

Yeah! Lunchbox, you know what? With Chris Jansen on the guitar, Ludge Bucs, sing the blues, buddy. Out of your heart. It's out of your heart. Okay, wait, wait, wait, here we go. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

I woke up the morning. Oh, and I had to go to the store. Oh, I forgot to lock the front door. Oh! On the store. Someone broke down my front door. My TV. Oh, no.

Yeah, see? See? I need a new front door. And please tell my wife, she can't snore no more! There it is. That's why I did. The whole show's got the blues. We all have the blues.

Yeah. Beautiful. Wow. Chris Jansen on guitar and harmonica. Fix a drink is a song. Let me pitch a song to you. It's called I'm Missing My Front Door. It's a little blues anthem I heard of the other.

It's a little blues. I was called the MDB, the Missing Door Blues. There it is. Christianson, everybody. Thank you very much. I heard Ray mention the, was it JetBlue where they had the cake fight? Yeah. So, and they have video too now, but the people that took the video were the people in the fight,

so you can't trust, you really can't trust anything. Except, okay, there's a cake, and they put the cake up in the overhead, and you got to take the cake out of the overhead, because this is meant for, like, safety equipment. And there's a fight on the plan about the cake. Now, depending on which side you know, they got to. got kicked off the flight and they got their money given back to them. But we should never even see this story. This shouldn't even be the head of the news.

There are real news stories. And my point is, anything that happens on any flight now gets elevated to the top of the news because we're so interested in things happening on flights. Yeah. And they kicked off the flight and put a cake in the top. Listen, I don't know what happened. Did you read the story, Amy? Yeah, and I watched the video.

It just seems like they were getting conflicting advice. from flight attendants. One said they could put it above. Someone else said they couldn't. It's a cake. It's a cake. And it's a birthday. And they've got two kids with them and the son is crying. And the mom's wearing a little tiara, which I thought was weird. But I mean, he just was like, well, this is all over a cake. If I was on that flight trying to get somewhere, I would be like, just give me the cake. I don't know. I don't know what to do. Let's celebrate the birthday right now. Slice it open. Let's eat. Let's go. Yeah, I think there's more to it than what they're telling us. And again, the video that we see is from the people that are in trouble. So that's the only thing where I'm like, hmm, I don't know about this. Because if I were

putting that video with me getting a fight with somebody, I would be for sure the hero. Yeah. And leaving out the parts that. If it ever comes out where I'm putting a video out about some controversy, it's probably been edited by me, just so you guys know. Conveniently. Lunchbox was the auctioneer at a charity auction, and I have some audio clips sent to me of Lunchbox being the auctioneer. Okay, stop. Stop. What? What? You're not even saying anything. You're going, humming, humming, humming, how many. Okay, let me play a little more of it.

Sorry. Come on there. Who says five a minute? Come on. Wait a second, out. Here you go, sweet. Come on, sweet. Take a sweet.

Are you just making noise? Well, yeah, that's what they do. The auctioneer, when they go, that's what they do when you go to it. So I'd never been an auctioneer, so I thought I was nailing it. Did you do pretty good? You felt like? like I crushed it. I feel like, I mean, if this radio thing falls through, I got auctioneer in my back pocket. I don't have a lot of money in the auctioneer world, though, is the problem. I don't think you can actually pay your bills from it.

Oh, that's not like a career? Mm-mm. Oh. Yeah. I thought people did that for a living. Here, they probably do it for like side income. Here. Look at the problem.

I can't listen. The audio is so bad. It's like. Muffled. It's like we were talking to Karen from a Little Big Town and she was in a sock. It's like lunches in the sock drawer inside of a sock. You're going to let him take this tank and shoot your house, pay by 25 with me.

Going once, going twice. Say it to my man, and we clap your head. What were you selling? That one was for a tank experience. You got to go drive like a war tank and shoot the cannon off. How much did that go for? $2,500.

Wow. Dollars? Dang. I thought they sold were $25. No. Somebody paid over $2,000. to drive a tank? That was the big money experience.

Holy gal. I can't just go do that. Oh, my, all right. I don't even mention Mother's Day a little earlier, but anything specific, Amy, that you did yesterday. Yes. My husband and I went shopping for the kids. Like clothes and swimsuits.

I just, and he was really into it. Like, it was something we haven't ever really gone and done before because I get overwhelmed. But he went and he helped me. me and I just thought it was super sweet. He got really into it and it was so cute watching him be like, oh, I don't think those shorts are good for our son. Like, you should go with this shirt and this. And I don't know. It was a highlight of my day for sure. Where'd you guys go? Target. That place is amazing for kids clothes. And they have a clearance rack where I got some

skirts for my daughter for $6.99. It was amazing. Cutest stuff ever. We're 45 days out or so now from when you think your kids are going to be moved into the house. Yeah. 45 days is still the hard number? Yeah, my husband and I are still tracking into June. You're tracking into June. It sounds like you're... I mean, that's still...

I can't tell you. Yes, we both still feel that way. And my husband does too. Normally, he's already shifted to the right. Like, he'll be like, okay, July, maybe August. He's always ahead of me on the calendar. But yesterday when we were talking about it, he was still right there with me, same date. And I was like, whoa, this makes me feel good.

I'm glad you feel good. I was thinking about it yesterday because Amy and I both lost our moms relatively recent. Mine was really unexpected, and Amy lost hers to cancer. And I was like, I wonder how Amy's doing it. But I'm glad you got to do like the fun because you're like a mom now. Yeah. Yeah, it was the first year where I really, I mean, last year I sort of felt like a mom because, I mean, we've been in the adoption process for four years.

But this one was, you know, it was only, what, back in November that our kids started calling us mom and dad for the first time. So, yeah. I was on Facebook. I try to stay off social media on Mother's Day. It's one of the tough ones for me. Because, again, everybody posting pictures of them and their mom. Yeah. And it's like, whoo.

I know. I had a breakdown a little bit, but my husband handled it well. It was fine. When yesterday? Yeah. But we focused on, he helped me do a 180, but I needed to do it. I was like, I can't just bottle this up. so I just had a moment and we powered through and then focused on the positive.

Yeah, that's a tough one. Yeah, I thought of you too. Don't worry. But I know I almost thought about reaching out, but I know you don't, you know. I appreciate you thinking about it and then not doing it. How about that? Are you serious right now? Because that's what I thought you would appreciate.

I'm dead serious. I don't, the last thing I want someone going, hey, I know it's Mother's Day and your mom's not alive anymore and thinking, I, you know what? Well, I know. I wouldn't send it that way because, I mean, I don't. I mean, I know what it's like, but it's, I even just thought, hey, I'm just going to reach out and be like, hey, thinking of you today. But then I was like, even, he doesn't like that. I feel like after all these years, I'm finally figuring you out. I almost thought about making some dark joke about it.

That would have been, that would have been where to go. My goodness. Like, for me, that's what it was. You want to know what I thought about Sydney? Yeah. Then I was like, he's going to be, okay, so next year, I'll do something like this now that we're on the same page. I thought I would be like, hey, yo, I don't know. You want to hang out with our moms today?

Wow. I would have laughed. because here's why that's very dark. It is. And we both have lost our moms way too early. And I'm a very dark. I would have laughed out loud at that. Okay, well, I'll remember that.

Yeah, I thought about reaching out too, but then I knew you didn't want me to reach out, so I didn't reach out. I was, one of my friends lost her grandmother, and she's very dark. And, like, that's how that, I try to find humor and sad stuff. and she was, she's from Australia and she was going back to see her grandma. And her grandma, before she could get back.

And I was like, uh, she probably just don't want to meet your boyfriend, your new boyfriend. Yeah. And she laughed out loud. I was like, see, there are certain weirdos like us that just not you because you're not dark. But I appreciate you recognizing than I am. Well, yeah, and I feel like my, I think I had a little bit more about like specifics. No, hey, don't do a whole comedy act here. I was like, hey, if you want to swing by, my mom's making use.

No, I don't want to hear anymore. Chicken fries, chicken. I'm all good. Don't do that. Hey, by the way, I have my funny and alone comedy tour. We're doing a second run, and I finally get to announce the dates real quick. Not even the dates. I'll just tell you where we're going to be.

Fort Wayne, Indiana, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Jackson, Mississippi, Modesto, California, Monterey, California, Columbus, Georgia, Augusta, Georgia, and Biloxi, Mississippi. So, that's the second leg of my stand-up comedy tour, and I'm taking Carly Pierce, out with me, so I think it'll be good if you want to go tickets, go on it's on Friday. By the way, I forgot to do this. Here Amy's kids saying Happy Mother's Day to her. Would you Skype with him yesterday or what?

Well, we did get to FaceTime with them, but then I got this video of my daughter saying it. My son's kind of in the background. So, are they good at English? Yeah, listen to her, nail it. Let me hear. Hi, Mom. Happy Mother's Day.

I love you. Good job. Good job. Yay. Yay. That's cute. Is that your son in the background behind the man going, good job? So that's their English tutor, and he was with them.

And, yeah, he's repeating what BG, the translator, saying. Let me hear that again. Hi, Mom. Happy Mother's Day. I love you. Good job. Yay. Yay.

Yay. So funny. Yay. Let me ask you a question, Amy. Oh, gosh, yes. Are they over the videos? They were over. This one, I think she was just super excited to showcase her English because her smile at the end when she nails it.

Like, she's so pumped. But yeah, I think it was what was the last holiday? Easter. We got a video from them. They were over it. They're like, happy Easter, mom and dad. We hope to be with you next Easter. They're annoyed.

Yeah. They're like another Easter without you. Like, they were not. They were not having it, but this one was just her, and she was, yeah, she was excited. If you missed the last segment. Amy said they're doing a hard track, and they're tracking 45 days from now for the kids to be in. According to the GPS coordinates of however that works, 45 days, Amy's kids should be moved in. I'm going to tell you how out of touch I am with going to the movies, because I haven't been in the movies in a theater forever.

Most weekends, I'm on the road working, and so I go to the movies. Lindsay and I go to the movies, and we are, she goes to get a seat. because we went to watch Guardians of the Galaxy. And the theater was tiny, but it was packed. And so we walk up to the concession stand. Lines packed. So I'm like, well, great. And she's in there.

She saved our seats. So they have this machine where you pick your candy and, like, it dumps it into a cup and you just take the cup and you eat the candy. Normally I'm not eating that much candy, but I've been, like, having a weird time personally and a little bit professionally over the past couple weeks. I'm like, ah, screw it. I'm just eating candy. Yeah.

And so I get the, and I pull out a $5 bill, and I'm like, man, I'm gonna get like 10 cups of candy for $5. And so I pushed the button and dumps into the cup. You know how much one cup

little cup of candy costs? How much? $5. What? Five. And I was like, I'm gonna get a couple cups probably leave something behind

for somebody else. But one cup costs $5. A little cup? Yeah. Then here's the thing that's annoying to. Don't be this person of the movies. We're in the movie, and we have relatively good seats

considering we got their 20 minutes before the preview started. Okay? So I'm there early. You get kind of in the middle, about 12 rows back, small theater. The previews start, not just that part where it's like, welcome to Zimini. Hi, I'm in it.

And, you know, not the pre-previews. The previews. Where the lights go down, they start to show other movies. And so everybody's kind of in their seats and it's dark. If you're coming in as the previews are playing, you have to accept the fact that you just have to take whatever seats

are available. So this group of like five people comes in as the previews are playing, they've been on like 10 minutes and they're like, hey, they come up to our row. Would you whole row mind moving down like four seats so we can all fit in? And I'm like, you got to be kidding me because no. Like get there on time if you have a big group and you want good seats. And so I don't say no because I don't want to get beat up. But in my head I'm thinking, no. And so someone goes, now this seat's saved, we can't do it. And they're like, oh, are you sure? and she goes, yeah, sorry we can't do it. And so they're all upset, like, walking to the front row.

Like, oh, this stupid. If you can't get there on time, you don't get the good seats. Yeah. Now, Eddie, I'm sure this is how you roll in the movie theater. I told you, one time I did that, and me, my wife, all my kids, we all had to sit separately. It was terrible. But that's your fault. I was sitting by myself watching, like, Despicable Me Too or something.

No, that's great. Did you have just a mustache? Because if so, that makes it even better. Oh, no. No, that'd be creepy. But that's the rule. Like, if you want seats, and I don't mind if you get there early while the lights are on and then ask and it can be able to shift a bit, that's not a big deal.

You still got there on time. And also, these previews, we got to stop. I need to know what time the movie starts. Exactly. Yeah. Like, I don't even know what time the preview start. Because you say that movie time, 8 o'clock. No, really, it's when the preview start 8 o'clock.

Movies are like 830. Like, they should be honest with us because I, I didn't pay to go watch commercials. And that's basically what it is. It's commercials. And a lot. I'm still going to get there because I want my good seats.

But you need to be open and honest with us because I don't want to pay $12.50 to be forced to watch commercials. Because I watch a lot of commercials for a bunch of science fiction movies I'm never going to watch. It's just a little... That's why movie theaters aren't going to last. The 10 years are going to be gone. Preach. Thank you.

I'm done preaching. Movie theater talkover. Everybody. Transmitting across America. The Bobby Bones show. So my girlfriend, Lindsay, was doing an event with Keith Urban this weekend, and they were playing this little show together. And so she gets up and sings Carrie's part to fight her.

Do you want to hear this? I put this on Instagram. Yeah. So this is Keith Urban and my girlfriend, whose name is Lindsay L. She's an artist. But here you go. This is them playing acoustic.

Oh, that was cool, huh? Yeah, so awesome. Did you hear, and I didn't hear it somewhat on Instagram had to tell me the Keith Urban shout out to me? No. Listen to what he says. Okay, here you go. Did you hear it? Wait, no, no, do it again.

He goes, you're beautiful, Bobby thinks you're beautiful. And I didn't hear it either. But listen again. I didn't catch that. Oh, that's awesome. I didn't either. And it's on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. And so it was just Lindsay and Keith.

I was singing, she was doing Carrie's part in that song. But I didn't hear it unless I was like, hey, nice shout out of Keith. I was like, what? And I was like, oh. Love it. That's funny, huh? Yeah. There's a church that's band to yoga because it's non-Christian.

They say Pilates is okay, but not yoga, which, quote, might be seen to be conflict with Christian values and belief. Here's my problem with this, is that I can understand the root, if you have a problem with the root of yoga and the spirituality. I don't even know what that's about. As someone does yoga, I have no idea what that part of it's about. Like, I got no idea. You know, I put my little tights on. I go stretch and I go and I go. and work my muscles and I sweat my butt off

and it's a good workout. Like there is nothing to me religious or spiritual about me going to yoga. And I feel like it's just a little much to ban it. It's like banning Halloween. Yeah. Like did Halloween start somewhere

and get somewhere else? Yeah. But we don't look at Halloween like that anymore. To us Halloween's not how Halloween started way back in the day. It's actually moved in a direction to where we celebrated it as just being a kid's day.

Yoga now is just a workout for 90% of people. I want to ask, because Amy, you're like me, you're playing your little tights, you go sweat a little bit. Yeah, I've had people email me before being like, I thought you claimed to be a Christian, but yet you talk about yoga being your main workout. I just, you know, they found that to be contradicting. And to me, it's not, it's about the workout.

I do feel good mentally and physically when I leave there, but I'm not attached to yoga for anything spiritual. And I do think it's amazing for the body. So I don't have a problem with it. It's just a different mentality. You know what? I'm so against this that even when they say at the end of class, what do they say at the end of class?

Namaste. Namaste. Yeah. Even when they say that, I say scooby-doo. Because I feel ridiculous. Yeah. But that's really like saying, hey, the light within me honors the light within you.

And I feel like they would respect my beliefs as a Christian. Like a lot of people in there, it's just a very, I like my yoga community. We don't all have the same beliefs, but everybody, I love my yoga studio. And I'm not going to stop going. And I think it's sort of ridiculous when churches or organizations do this sort of stuff. Yeah, me too. I love my yoga studio too. I went to a class and the teacher listens to the show.

And she was playing like my favorite songs during the yoga. yoga class was like, this is awesome. Like the whole class was in there. But she's a big fan of the show and she was playing like some of my favorite songs during the class, like a special shoutout. And I was like, this I'm talking about. This is the coolest yoga class ever. I was watching your Instagram, Amy, over the weekend and your Insta stories, you randomly went

to a Little League baseball game. Yeah, I was on a walk and stumbled upon some games and I could not stop washing. I just could not. They looked tiny. They look like four-year-olds. Listen, my son's about the size of all those kids and my daughter's pretty tiny. and I just kept picturing them out there. And it's the first time I've ever stopped and just been in all of it.

I was looking at all the parents. I don't know if it's just because we're getting closer to them being here and I'm getting excited about being like team mom. But like I will be there with my lawn chair and my visor and my snacks. But what if they don't want to play? Oh, well, whatever sports they want to play. It doesn't have to be Little League. We'll try them all.

If they don't want to play, then yeah, they don't have to play. But I hope they get involved with something. Like, yeah, I have no. honestly, like they get to kick a soccer ball around at the orphanage, but it's not in a in grass or like a soccer field or anything. They don't know what an organized sports team is like. Wow, it's going to be such a culture shock for them. Yeah. The whole everything. Like I don't even know how to think about it because you have a 10 and a 6 year old coming over. And they know 10 year old and 6 year old things. Yeah. But they're not the same things. Yeah. They're just a little bit different,

but they'll learn they catch on quick. Like, they're sharp. I have no doubt. We'll just figure out what they're into and we'll go with that. Whatever, all I do know is that I'm going to be so into things. I don't think I'm going to be like the mom that's, what's it called when you're, I'm not going to force my kids to play a sport and like yell at them and hover over them like they have to be awesome. I just want them to have fun.

Oh, that's called Eddie. Guilty. Did you see how many videos I posted? I couldn't stop. I did. I did like 100. I was like, I see what Amy did this weekend. She went and watched some random kids play ball.

Yeah, I was like, I don't even know these kids. And I almost was like, okay, this is enough. I need to go. I'm like the creepy person on the side of the fence videoing kids that aren't mine. So, I don't know. I checked your, let's see, there's two things I saw on your social media that I want to address. Okay. For one, I saw your girlfriend microwaving your dog's food.

Yeah, first of all, relax on that too. I am with you, but for different reasons. Amy does not believe in the microwave. Period. I feel like maybe we're killing off some of the nutrients for dusty. I feel like it's ridiculous that she microwaves the food anyway. So what happens is my dog is old now and has to eat food out of a can. And it's all clumpy.

And she's like, well, if we warm it a little bit, it's more flat. I don't know if she doesn't. She loves that dog, though. I know, I can tell. So that's the first thing I saw. The second thing I saw was, I guess it's officially out there. Like you were nominated for the Radio Music Hall of Fame or Radio Hall of Fame. I don't even know what it's called.

don't even know what it does, but what? That's true, too. And I don't know how to feel about that or if I even want to talk about that. Because I'm not... It's a thing, like, do you pursue something if you know you're not going to win? I don't have to won yet?

No, no, no. Here's what happened. They nominate four people, right? It's the literal national radio hall of fame. And they nominate four people. And I think I'm the youngest person to ever be nominated because you have to put 20 years... I start on 17s.

I'm 37 now. and so I'm up against Ryan Seacrest Oh So how many people get it One That's what I'm saying Oh well I don't know maybe this is not your year That's what I'm saying

Right and I didn't know about I didn't know if I should break Because it really is as they say An honor to be nominated Yeah But since it's a national award The voting happens from people It's like a vote

Because it's a national personality award, they let the nation vote on it. Like us, the nation, me? Sure, anybody. Listeners. Whatever. So I just don't think I can beat Ryan Seacrest. Yeah.

Yeah. But you got nominated. You're the youngest person to be nominated. That's huge. That doesn't matter. Oh. Like I need, that's the thing. I need to figure out because do I go after the giant and try to take down Seacrest?

Or do I just concede early? Like my mentality is to fight. David and Goliath. Oh, for sure, David and Goliath. Mm-hmm. So I need... Can our listeners beat Ryan Seacrest, Kelly and Rippa, and Ryan and Sechrest? I don't know all the shows he does.

Seacrest Idol. You know, he's got all these shows. Yeah, he does. I got to think about this. I don't know if our listeners... I don't know. But yes, it's cool. It's really cool, actually.

It's just of all people, they put him up against Ryan Sechrest. There's some other people too, but I think C C Crest, but I can win this thing. Everybody in India is mad at Justin Bieber. Why? Because he lip-sync and quote half-butt dance to show... Half-but-danced? Yeah, it's like half-A, you know.

Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Some fans paid $1,000 for prime seats. Whoa. But again, that's not crazy when you go to Stubhubhub for, like, a Justin Bieber or any show that's, like, big. like people with money pay that kind of stuff all the time so that doesn't bother me it says even didn't sing baby and forgot the words to some of the other

you know what if you buy tickets to a Justin Bieber show good luck to you but they're not getting your money back they want their money back they're disgruntled that's what you get for being a Justin Bieber fan well I went to one of his shows I thought it was amazing he had a trampoline it was awesome but when he lived synced you expected it yeah it didn't bother me one bit I was far enough away though to where I couldn't even really tell. I was just thinking along myself. It was fine. Ray, our audio producer, and myself went out

for a steak dinner because our boss has promised Ray at stake dinner. My boss and the station manager were like, Ray, we take you out for a steak dinner. And they never took them out for one. So I was like, Ray, let's go. I'm taking you and your girl out. So it was me and my girlfriend, Ray and his girlfriend. And we went out and we went to Ruth Chris. The staff was amazing to us. They didn't give it to the free. Don't worry. I paid for it. There's no hook up here. And I felt like we had a good time. Ray, do you have a good time? Oh, I had a blast. And I even, in the cab with my girlfriend, I was like, hey, that was genuinely fun. And she agreed.

We thought the conversation flowed and the time flew by. Any questions for us? Yes. Okay, go ahead. Okay. What did Ray order and how many things did he order? Ray ate a 42-ounce steak. What?

Mm-hmm. It was like a cowboy rib eye or something like that. He ate the whole thing. It was pretty big. Yeah. There's a monster. And it wasn't cheap. But I told Ray beforehand, order whatever you want.

It wasn't cheap at all, folks. I mean, that was a bill. I didn't see it, but I can only guess what it was. It was a big bill. That bill was heavy. Lindsay was like, how much wasn't? I told her, and she was like, oh. I was like, you know what?

My people. I take care of it. Yeah, that was awesome. Any other questions? Yeah, I have one. What did you guys talk about? Yeah. Racet conversation was flowing.

It really was because we talked about everything from, I mean, our girls talked a lot, too. But we talked about life, and I'm just curious that him and his girl's dynamic how they live together and how they like function because she has a job like a normal job yeah like a nine to five and he sleeps in the opposite schedule he takes care of the cat and there's all these little like life things I didn't know about wow so it was good ray and ray and i haven't spent like one-on-one time or two-on-two time like that in a long time and i think our girls got along which is really good she felt the same way ray oh yeah they were great friends i thought they'd been almost sisters.

They don't want so well. So there we go. So our steak dinner was a success. There's a picture on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Amy, you're up next. Okay. All right. I get to order whatever I want.

Whatever you want. We'll go to the broccoli store, whatever you want. I was reading this story this morning about people that drink and how people go, you know, when I drink, I turn into whatever. It's not really a turn into. It's like that's how your personality really is. Oh, wow. What?

Right. So the headline is, and I can tell you, it's from USA Today, it says mean drunk, question mark. You may not be able to just blame it on the alcohol. And it goes into the story. And as you're reading the story, it's like, this is pretty much your personality. So you can't blame it on the alcohol. So, that being said, lunchbox is really sloppy. Really.

Eddie turns so effeminate. That's weird. Very strange study. there. Eddie starts talking about blouses, and he basically turns into a golden girl, like a 70-year-old woman. It's crazy. And this study is saying that that's my true self?

Yeah, you like pretty blouses. Wow. And Amy is very, like, loopy and goofy. Again, I think the story's on to something because that's really how you guys are. Oh. Okay. Wow. I am sloppy.

Yeah. Oh, you know what's talking about Ray and I went to, and had a steak dinner, and we were having a conversation. Ray and I really just get to talk, Kim and I, because when we're together, everybody's in the room. And Ray used to live with lunchbox, and Ray was like, man, we were talking about how dirty lunchbox is,

just in general. And he's like, it's unbelievable. He's like, it's the dirtiest human I've ever seen in my life. I would never even go in the living room with him. That's why he made fun of me for staying in my room. It's because the place was disgusting. He never vacuumed once. And there were always dishes.

He would eat dinner, and then his thing was just to leave the dishes there. So you're, like, fighting to try and get in the sink. It was just gross. It was so gross. I mean, there's two people living there. You can vacuum two. You can do the dishes. I mean, you have two hands that work, and you know how to turn on the faucets.

But, I mean, it's all me. You walk in through dirt and you track it in. And when you would walk into our house, there was little dust bunnies because nobody ever cleaned up. Well, Ray, you could have cleaned up a little bit. Well, my question, though, was, is Lunchbox's house still like this? And apparently it is. But, Ray, your house isn't like this. My house is pretty clean.

We vacuum. Yeah, we are all over. And we don't have cleaning people either. We just take it upon ourselves probably once a week to clean the whole house. Yeah. I think everybody does that. Most people, yeah. Yeah.

Lunchbox doesn't. No, I mean, once a month you can get away with it. It's not a problem. Your wife must just be like you, huh? That's why you guys hit it off? You're both just kind of dirty? No, she is not as dirty as me. She gets a little frustrated, but then she tries to put a little bit of effort,

and then she sees me put no effort, so then she feels defeated, and she gives up, and then, like, a month later, she's like, all right, we really got to clean, and she'll really hit it hard, and then she's like, we're going to keep it this way. A week later, ah, there's the dust bunnies again. A week later. And y'all have two big dogs. Yeah, that's the thing.

Dogs track in dirt. I mean, dogs are dirty. That should make you clean more. Clean more. Listen, here's my thing. Would you rather waste your time having fun or cleaning the house? I'd probably find a balance. I'd waste my time cleaning and then I'd find time to have fun.

Oh, well, I'd rather I'd be doing stuff and having fun hanging out with my wife instead of, here, let's scrub this tile. Oh, yeah, this sounds like fun. No. My husband and I do 15-minute PUs. Like, P-Us, pickups. Is that a medical, I mean, is that a military term? No, my sister says it to her kids

And so I guess I picked it up from there She'd be like, P-U time So I started doing that with my husband I'm like, let's set a clock, 15 minutes, P-U Let's get done as much as we possibly can And we actually get a lot done in 15 minutes And we feel great I feel like your husband tricks you with that

Like Eddie would do his kids Like all right, who can claim the fastest, go Totally My mom used to do that to me as a kid I don't know, maybe I still operate that way but I love it. I love my little 15-minute P-Us. Yeah.

Sometimes if I'm in a bad mood, I'm just like, 15-minute P-U. And then after the house is picked up, I feel instantly better. Lunchbox does your wife ever watch your sheets? No, like I said, once every two months for the sheets. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's disgusting. How does she feel about your toenail habit? She doesn't like that because she thinks it's kind of gross, but she doesn't mind it as much

if I use the actual clippers instead of just ripping them off. Because usually I just rip them off. Tell our listeners in like 20 seconds or less what your toenail have it is. I let them grow long and then I rip them off and then I eat them as a snack. It's good protein. That's less than 20 seconds. No, it's not. It was.

We'll do that. Who told you that? It is protein. Google it. No. No. Chicken. Eat it. Yeah.

Yeah, you want protein? Eat some tuna. Oh, tuna's gross. Yeah. Pee you. Have some black beans. Not anything. Oh, man, you're disgusting.

Don't knock it until you try it. Okay. You know, I think I will. I think I will knock that before I try it completely. Lunchbox, you and your wife back in the same bed? We are back in the same bed. The Spurs ended the series with the Rockets, so we're a happy couple again. That take long?

No, you know, the first night she went to bed when the Spurs clinched and I let her fall asleep and I slid into bed next to her and then the next day it's back to normal because we're grownups. We know how to get over things. Grownups don't sleep in different beds because your teams are playing each other.

I disagree. The callers when we had this topic, they agreed with me and they said that it's perfectly normal to sleep in separate beds. Lunchbox is a huge Spurs fan. They lost last night to the Warriors. I was heartbreaking. Does she root against the Spurs now? Or

Is she root for you? Oh, she roots for me to be happy, but after the game, she took a couple digs at me, and I was like, okay, you can stop. And she was like, I know, I know I shouldn't do that. And then she'd be like, remember when you guys were up by 25 points and you lost? And I'm like, okay, I got it, you know? But she wants me to be happy. Clearly.

Yeah, clearly. We asked a question earlier, is it romantic sitting the same side of the booth as your partner when you eat? Over 2,000 people have voted on my Twitter page. and 76% of people say no. Yeah, I saw that. Amy was lecturing me on how it's so romantic to sit in the booth beside. I know. I guess I'm lame. I don't know.

I haven't had a couple of waiters say, hey, not only that, we make fun of people who do that. Oh, shoot. Dang, I'm getting made fun up behind my back at restaurants. Yeah. Wow. So you can still go vote, Mr. Bobby Bones. Someone also asked me on Twitter, what's your order at Starbucks?

And so I responded, If I go to Starbucks, I get a dirty shy latte, almond milk, two shots espresso. I don't think that's that diva of an order, right? No. What's yours, Amy? If you go to Starbucks, go. I guess I'll go green tea. Oh, or...

Oh, boy. What? Go ahead. I do like that. Or I go, they now have the coconut milk or whatever, so I'll do a coconut milk latte. Eddie? Tall white chocolate moka. Wow.

All 500,000. calories of it. Yeah. How often do you drink that? Not very often. I try not to, but man, when I want to splurge, that's my drink. That one next to my house opens at 430. It's money.

They're so happy whenever I get there. It's not even about me. They're just happy. I'm like, how are you happy at 4.30? It takes me until 8 a.m. on the show to be happy. It's true. 45 minutes ago, I started being in a good mood. That was it.

I fake it from 5 to 8 or so. So Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter. Thanks for hanging with us here on Monday. Tonight, I'll be live in New York with Zach Brown Band, doing it from the IHeart Theater in New York. They get an album that came out on Friday. So playing some old stuff and some new stuff. Hopefully you can check it out on the radio or on IHeart Radio.

So that would be me tonight. We'll see you guys back here tomorrow. If you miss any of the show today, you go over to iTunes. We go to IHart Radio and just search Bobby Bone Show. Chris Jansen was in playing his new song, Fix a Drink. I encourage you to check that out. And he was playing some blues today on the air. I thought it's pretty cool.

Pretty cool. That's it. See you, Tuesday. Appreciate you being here. Bye, everybody. Yeah. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bum show.

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