The Bobby Bones Show - Chris Janson In Studio + Lunchbox Mad About Christmas + Rejected Segments

Episode Date: December 12, 2017

Chris Janson stops by the studio, Lunchbox is upset about Christmas this year and show segments that didn't quite make the cut Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Uh-huh. I have one right on my forehead and right under my chin. You do have a chin one, huh? Yep. I'd never seen that. Do that again? What was that? Like the street five to 96 or what?

Fell off my bike. Oh, same thing. Racing. Apparently women find scars more attractive whenever they see a man with scars. My problem is I have a scar that runs from the bottom on my sternum down to like my belt line. No one ever sees that. Maybe I should keep my shirt off, but then it does the opposite because they say, see me without a shirt, they're like,

eh. So I'm just back to even. You know? They're like, he's got a scar. Oh, but look at his chest. So it's all about, you know,

just can't catch itself back up. Do a crop top. It's like, you can show your scar, but you have a shirt on it. I'm sure the women would love me in a crop top. They're like, dang,

what is he wearing? Yeah, you don't have any other scars? That's it. Yeah, well, I've broken fingers. Okay. Those don't leave scars. No, no, mental scars. I tell them.

Yeah, story. What's got your story. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Debbie Taylor started feeling sick while she was flying overseas. So she booked a flight home to Tampa, fell unconscious in the middle of the flight. There were three doctors on board. They all took turns resuscitating her for five hours.

Oh my gosh. Until they got a chance lying on the plane. She never got a chance to thank the unnamed doctors because she was out when they landed. But she's like, I'm searching for them. Yeah. We're three doctors on. And now she's home recovering. How crazy is that?

That is crazy. There it is. Hey, good Samaritan doctors. I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Southern California.

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Officials are saying it could have been much worse. We have a segment called Time Marches On, where when something happens and you're like, oh, man, I'm getting older. You know, I talked about one of mine from a couple weeks ago. I started taking fiber pills, and I didn't take them in the day. And I was like, oh, no, forget to take my fiber. And now I'm taking vitamin D so I can sleep. Wow. Because vitamin D is the sun.

I don't ever go on the sun. And so, you know, I'm just starting to take pills. Oh, man. You know what's good to take vitamin D? Vitamin K. I'll get you something. Wait. Does anything exist?

Yeah. It does. You're such a weirdo. I've never heard of saying guys. Are you having a new vitamin? Vitamin L-M-O-P. It's a multi-vibon. No, but 100%.

If you take it, you should take it with vitamin D. The way your body... absorbs it. It's like together. Don't ask me why, but I can just hop on Amazon, get you some, take it together. It's easy. It's a chewable Flintstone, X, Y, Z.

So Eddie has the time marches on. Big time. Yeah, go ahead. This one hurt. Eddie's married for 12 years. Dad of two. He's got a nine-year-old and a four-year-old. And just so you know, I watch black and white movies for fun. Like, that's just a thing of mine. I like catching up on old movies that I've never seen, the classics. Well, I guess now my kids think that, like,

those are my movies and that was the time that I grew up in. So like if they turn on the TV and they see a black and white movie, they're like, hey, look, it's one of dad's movies when he was a kid. They imagine you. I'm like, dude, that was 1920s. Like, I wouldn't around then, 1930s. You were like 60s. Yeah.

Not like the original Star Wars. Like even my kids say like, that looks so old. It does. Dang, man. I tried to watch it. It was too old for me. Yeah, and that was my prime. That was it for me.

So black and white movies are daddy's movies from when you were growing up. I'm labeled as the black and white daddy movie now. Anybody have a time watch some before I hit the button? Three? No, I'm pretty young. Yeah, you're probably good? Yeah, you're probably good? Yeah, everybody's good?

Amy with their vitamin K. I've never even heard of vitamin K either. What does that come from? What plant? K. From a planet. No, it's not from a plant. Vitamin D is not from a plant, is it?

You don't know. See? He's preaching. It doesn't even know. I'm not preaching. I just made a suggestion. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Somebody. Go ahead. I have a time marches on. Go ahead. I was watching that new show, Florida Bamas Shore on MTV. Okay. And one of the girls is 22 or 23, and she was like at the bar and she goes, oh my gosh, that guy is 30.

That is so gross. Why is he so old and at a bar? And I'm like, I'm 36 watching you on TV. I felt like a old man. There it is. Time marches on. And now over to fact checker. with vitamin K.

Vitamin K is a thing. You find it in like green stuff, like broccoli. So it is from star. So it is from star. You just said it wasn't a plant. The green veggies. Oh, did you say plant? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, you can get it in plan, but I mean, I meant in the pill form. No, I know. Like, obviously you could eat foods that have it, but the pill is not a plant. Okay. I said, what plants it from? Guys, not a plant. Vitamin K deficiency is a real thing. So you might as well check.

I have it for sure. Okay. Get your bones on Bobby Bones show. All right, Tuesday, positivity. This call, tell me something good. Tell me something good. All right, so I got a story here. This woman won the lottery twice in one day.

She won a thousand bucks on a scratch-off, and then $100,000 later that same day. Wow. Not same week, not same month. Both are crazy. Not same year. All crazy. Same day.

When something's so lucky happened, you go, man, that person, she bought a lottery ticket. But she did twice that she won. Yeah. Good for her. Congratulations. Yeah. Amy.

Melanie Galloway, she's been a crossing guard in North Carolina for 19 years, and she's sort of gone viral because not only is she awesome at being like a friendly cost crossing guard and doing her thing, but she went to the Salvation Army and gathered coats from there to hand out to children for free on their way to school. So if she saw someone that looked like they needed a coat, she was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, doing a crossing guard thing, but then she's like, bam, here's a coat. She was able to see what the kids needed. Exactly.

Yeah, lunchbox you're up. One of the Barnes & Noble bookstore was going to close in Daytona Beach when the third graders found out about it. They're like, man, we don't want our Barnes & Noble to close. So they wrote letters to the CEO of the company. Wow. And he personally extended the lease and sent them all gift cards. Wow.

For caring so much about books. He was like, we can't close it. That's awesome. So he extended the lease and gave them gift cards to come to the bookstore. That reminds me. I should send letters to CEOs as a third grader. Do you know how much more they'll get through? My name's Bobby.

I'm nine. Do it in a crayon. Ah, yes. With my right hand and I'm left-handed. And what are you trying to get done? And I like Pizza Hut, and I was wondering if I could get some gift cards for other nine-year-old friends. Oh, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, Bobby Bones show. A lot of segments are submitted and sometimes they get rejected. Rejected segments. Oh, here we go. Segment number one that was rejected. Will Bobby play goalie for my soccer team? Lunchbox Yeah, lunchbox

Which you've done that before Years ago Yeah But lunchbox's co-ed team Was without a goalie He wanted to have a whole segment Talking about his soccer team And his good players

And the bad players And they wanted to invite me to be goalie Yeah, it was a one-night thing I wanted you to fill in I thought you could get out there You know, sew some of your athletic roots Because you don't, you know, get out and play much anymore

You went and played flag football A little while back And so I thought maybe he was Craven to play soccer But never got brought up So you're still trying to make this a bit. Rejected. That was rejected segments.

Rejected segments. How about this one? Eddie had an I feel cool moment. Oh, yeah, that was cool. This is the segment he wanted to do we never got to. Can I tell you about it? Oh, man, I was wearing my hey-do hat that Chase Rice sent the station. And I was at Sonic and the lady brought my order out.

She goes, cool hat. Where'd you get that from? I go, Chase Rice. How cool is that? And what's you say? She was like, that's so cool. She had a tip. That's why I said it.

I didn't tip her. Rejected segments. So like, with the idea behind that, is we would all share a moment where we felt cool. Of course. I would never tell a story without offering you guys the floor. Yeah. He just didn't come up.

Yeah. This is rejected segments. Amy wanted to talk about how the weekend quietly deleted all photos with Selena Gomez off of Instagram. He did. And I wondered, like, I mean, when you break up with someone, like Bobby, when you Lindsay broke up, did either of y'all delete each other off social media? No, that's a part of our life. And it didn't end bad.

Yeah, but I don't think that the weekend and Selena ended up bad either, but he quietly did it. Yeah. Yeah. She wanted to have a whole conversation about that. Rejected segments. Rejected for a reason. Moving on. One more. Raymond, our audio producer, says we need better etiquette around here. So apparently, our phone screener Hillary had to go to the bathroom. And our head producer told her, Hey, she says Ray, Hillary had to go tinkle. And Ray thought that was not good etiquette, right?

Yeah, and I mean, that's a way that we can bring up stuff that you guys don't necessarily hear in the studio, and you would have never known about that if we didn't do a segment about it. He once talked about how... So what do you want to hear? You don't like the word tinkle? That needs to be eliminated. There also needs to be some etiquette.

When packages come in the mail, people need to stop dive bombing, let it get passed out. Not every person's entitled to every Pimp and Joy article of Clothing. Oh, you mean people are coming in? Who are the Pimp of Joy shirt beggars around here? There's a guy named producer Tim And there's a guy named Pits

And they just want all the free stuff They love to swarm And I will always tell them Ask Amy I'm not going to hand anything out And we've actually had an issue Where one of the sweatshirts Pimp and Joy sweatshirture went missing

But we'd never know that Rejected segments That's why Oh man How we need to make sure we get them some stuff Like nobody needs to swarm We just need to know Those all sound like good segments

Yeah they sound like pretty legit There we go And that was rejected segments That was rejected segments This story of the day. This story comes to us from Virginia. A man has been sentenced to 15 years behind bars for Robin Banks using his own checks. He was writing his demands on the back of checks saying, give me all your money.

Better boy. Yeah, but the only problem was it was easy to track him down. Because they had his checks. Yeah, you flip it over, it had his name, address, everything. He's probably like, I got him, but as long as they don't flip his check over, I'm going to make out with some good. But he didn't go to his own bank. He went to a different kind of bank.

Yeah, I get it. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. All right, one second of song. I'll play it for you. All you have to is get's the song.

Oh, that's easy. Let's meet our competitors to my left and her leather coats, Amy, to my right. And the same sweatshirt he wears every Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday. Lunchbox. There you. You ready over there?

Ready. Now, these are songs, what, in the last few years? On the radio now, the last couple of weeks Okay, here we go Oh, okay, that's gonna be good Alright, here we go One second of song, name the song Ooh, you only got one second of the song

Can you name it from that right there? There you go No chance they get it You don't think so? No chance All right Amy Um

Sorry? Lunchbox Lady Antebellum No First of all that's not the song No. That's a band. You know that's a band, right?

I was trying to do a band. I was trying to get two points. Holy. Blake Shelton. Oh, you're so close to me. You have the melody. I'll name the dogs. No, it's Justin Moore.

Somebody else will. All right, all right. Here we go. That's a really new song. I'll name the dogs. No, it was number one like two months ago. Ray said last two weeks. All right, here we go.

There you go. Amy's got in her head She's already bobbing one second of the song Here it is again Oh how do you feel about that one? Do you want to hear it one more time? Yeah No chance

I think Amy could get it I know who it is but You don't know this song? I can't think of the song I can't think of the song All right lunchbox I got it Go ahead

Take a drunk girl home No that's the opposite This is the opposite of that Okay It's Florida Georgia Line Line with is it Who's the girl Cardi B Bibi

B. Borexia A BB works. Yeah. So close. It's called meant to be. Yeah. It's meant to be. That's the part there.

He was meant to be. It'll be, it'll be, baby, baby. It's a good song. So let it ride, baby. Ride it. That's a good one. I don't even know what it says. I think it's a ride with me.

I don't care. Eddie. You don't care. You don't care. All right. One second of the song. Here we go. All right, there you go.

I'm in for the way. That was easy. Okay. Lunchbox. All day in the dogs. There you go. Amy. Ask me how I know. There you go.

Ask me how I know. Garth Brooks. But one day you'll meet the girl. You swear you never find. Trump eating things you never felt. Spending all. Five points. Five points.

You can win it all right here. Okay. Come back. Come back. Come back. I am thinking. I am thinking. Here we go.

Take a drunk thing. Believe it or not. Believe it or not, we're thinking. Whatever you think it is, it's not. It's not. It's going to something else. It's never what you take. I need to clear my palate.

Like my head now has these other songs. Okay, clear your palate. Shake it out. Here we go. Last one. There you go. One second of song. I've heard that one before.

Take a drunk girl home. There it is. You can't say take a drunk girl home because now that's in my head. He said it. No. No, I'm like, so I'm going to say melody, but all I hear is, Next, she's using the word melody, can show me to say it.

Amy would never say the word melody. Go ahead. Lunchbox. That's Luke Cohn's my ex-mother-in-law. All right. Amy, what do you think it is? No, I don't know. I want to hear one more time.

Give me a hit. That'd be called, I'll name the dogs. Oh, you're kidding me. Oh, my God. This time, down. Baby, let's get right down the business. That's how we do it.

All right, so let's get a All right, so let's get her update on Amy's kids Because yesterday Amy said that she would know by today When they were flying to Haiti To pick up her kids And hopefully she would know when she was coming back to America So what's the latest, Amy? Yeah, I still think I know when it's all going down

But we did not end up buying flights Because I just still wanted a little bit more confirmation but I still feel like we're leaving this weekend. I just don't know if it's going to be like Saturday or Sunday. So why would you not leave and just ask it really like because Saturday is be there an extra day? That's a good question. No, I mean, I'm really just wondering that. Like if you, I don't know.

Yeah, no, that's a good question. I guess there's a lot of things that we're moving parts, I guess we're trying to consider and get done here. like if I know it sounds bad if we can have an extra day here like literally when we come back it's almost like you're leaving for the hospital with your baby bag packed and you're returning back to a home that will never be the same yeah you're right big kids yeah you just had large kids yeah and I've large kids there's so there's several things we could gain even if we could have that Saturday to kind of just finalize a few things here because I mean if that's the case if I thought we could even for a second bring these kids home on third

Thursday or Friday? Like, I would fly there tomorrow and just wait and bring them home, which could be, you know, so that's why. Tomorrow. I would. And then I, because I feel like I need to sort of be in country like in Haiti two days to let them soak it in, say by to their friends, do that. Like, I just don't want to go, we don't want to go pick them up and then leave, you know? We've got to, I want to make. Are you worried about their, like, them being super sad in them leaving their friends? Or do you think they're going to be super happy to leave? I think it's going to be bittersweet. Mm-hmm.

Like, do they know what they're actually getting into? I think they know what some of their friends have told them. Like, they have some older friends that know all about it, and they have other friends that have come to America, and they hear stories and or not even just... Like, what's the one story they think's going to happen when they come to America? They keep telling you, and you're like, ooh, I don't know about that. Like, what do they think America is?

Oh, I don't know if I know exactly. Exactly what their little brains think. I mean, I feel like the one thing that they're most crazy about or that they're most excited about is the airplane. Do they think they're going to meet Justin Bieber when they land? Like, is that because I know that... No. I don't even think they think about Justin Bieber living here.

I think Justin Bieber is just like from YouTube. Oh, he just lives on YouTube? To them, yes. Because like, I wonder about that. I'm like, I think if they... I don't know if they understand even what I do, you know, like talking on the... radio and they know what a radio is and they for sure like know what songs are.

Yeah. They sing the hits. But like, do they comprehend what we do? I don't know. There's going to be a battle for airtime now from Amy's kids and Eddie's kids. They're the cutest kids now. Oh, no. They're about the same age.

We have a tag team match. Juniors. You got to step it up. Yeah. Guys, you got to be extra funny today. No, Eddie's speak English. Oh, so. That's why.

But that's why. That's why what? It's why yours is going to be so interesting. As we've seen Eddie's grow up, we're going to have yours get better at English. Oh, yeah. That'll be good. I don't know. You know what I picked.

You know, if you read Hunger Games, that's what I think that they're going to think when they come to America. It's going to be like the capital. Whoa. Which is like, whoosh. Yeah. Like New York City to me growing up in Arkansas. That's what I always thought. Yeah.

I mean, it's basically that. It's like, you know, little things that like I know they're going to be like, mom, mom. You get laser hair removal? Mom? That's funny. Like that's, you know, just, like, what's this purple eyeliner you're putting on your eyes?

Like, they're just not going to get it. That's the latest that you'll probably leave this weekend. Yeah. Okay. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Lunchbox's segment here called

Is it Fake News? We have to determine if it's fake news or not. That's why it's called. Is it fake news? Lunchbox. Fila, the shoe company has announced they are going to try air conditioning shoes. They're going to release them this coming May.

They're going to test them out in California and Arizona. If they're successful, they'll roll them out nationwide. I don't know Fila was still a shoe company. That's pretty cool. Do you like Fila? I mean, I haven't worn those in 15, 20 years, right? Fila. No joke.

I'm only going to say this because I didn't end up ordering them and it's too late. But there were these red filas. I thought of you. They were these furry sandals and they were red. I didn't know they made shoes. Yeah, no, they still do. They're definitely in business. Almost bought you red Fila slides that were furry.

I'd love that. Thanks for telling what you almost bought me. Yeah, I almost bought you a Lamborghini. No, it's not the worst. Is it red? Yes. I kind of thought you might say that exact same thing. Like, Fila?

Yeah, but that I've been like, feel like. They still make shoes. Okay, maybe I'll still order them. Is it real or fake news, Amy? Real. I say it's real. There's no way he makes it Fila. Yeah.

Eddie? I'm pretty bad at this game, so I'm going to go with Real. Launchbox? That is fake news. Oh, gosh. Which part did you make up? All of it. You made up that entire thing.

The entire thing? The entire thing. I went with Phila because I figured Nike or Adidas or Reebok, he would have heard about it, so I went for a lesser known brand. Wow. That was fake news. Oh, real news. Wait, wasn't it fake news? It was fake news.

It was real news that were stupid. I mean, think about it. How do you put an air conditioner in a shoe? No, I figured it'd be something like, like some. How do you pomposchew? Minster. They made heated snow boots. Yeah, Eddie.

I was picturing a whole air-conditioned unit. I was in the back. Got to have pre-on in it. A filter. It breaks down. You call it repair man. Bobby bones. Oh, now it's time for a segment we call.

That's rude. See, these are things I've taken from social media. They're not nice things, but we like to address them. And so we do read them. First of all, Anthony on Twitter writes to me, how can someone with glasses that thick still be so stupid? Oh. That's rude.

Jeff on Instagram writes, Hey, Bobby, people who say you look like your dog, that's insulting to your dog. Oh, that's rude. Come on. Yeah, what? Okay. I mean, Rachel on Twitter says,

Amy seems like the least fun person to hang out with. All she does is tell bad jokes and eat grass. Well, that's rude. It's also true. What? You're fun to hang out with. I know, apparently not. No, no, no.

It's fine. I don't want to hang out. We're getting a lot of face stuff here. Rebecca on Twitter. Just saw a picture of lunchbox for the first time. Good to Noah's face matches his personality. Stupid. That's rude.

Rude. Man, that was real rude. David on Facebook, is it just me or does lunchbox get dumber every week? He doesn't have vertigo. He has moronigo. Oh, that's weird. How's vertigo coming, by the way? Dude, I'm still dizzy.

No, but you came on the evening and talked about it. Did you get it diagnosed? Do you go to the doctor? No, a lot of people on Twitter gave me some exercises that I've been trying, like, where you put your head down, you do these motions. They learn it at physical therapy, so I'm trying it. But has it worked? Not yet. So tell me again, when you wake up.

So, like, when I lay down to go to sleep in the bed or on the couch or whatever, the room is spinning. Every time. Not every time, but three out of five. Wow, that much, huh? Yeah. And so I was- Do you have to catch it? You have to, like, slow down and catch the room?

Or does it just stop or what? I'll open my eyes and kind of make it stop and then I'll close my eyes and hopefully I fall asleep before it gets dizzy again. Wow. And then when I get up, out of bed, when I stand up and I start to walk, the room is kind of of spinning and I have to stop. That is kind of weird. I know we're giving you a hard time because you often diagnose. Because what did you have? Hepatitis for a while?

No, I had tuberculosis. You had me thinking I had hepatitis. Sorry. Yeah, TB. Yeah, you had to, so you had tuberculosis and we're like stop it, but then you really had it. I really had it. And I think you probably have vertigo. Horizontal vertigo.

Is that difference? That's only when you lay down? Yeah. It's only that. That is weird. Positional vertigo, not horizontal. See, that's what I'm saying. He's making up things now.

No, see, I was dizzy there. I have one more. Oh, stop it. You weren't dizzy right then. Here's one more. Cameron on Facebook. Eddie can't even helicopter parent ride. He's not what you call a helicopter parent.

What do you call a parent who just sees their kids and walks away? Oh, my goodness. That's true. I mean, that's true. Whoa. Dang. Come on, man. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.

So it looks like there could be a Kelsey Ballerini, Trisha Yearwood performance in the near future. Kelsey went to see Garth Brooks perform and was totally fan-girling and geeking out. So she started tweeting Trisha Yearwood. And Trisha replied back, hey, you've got an invitation to come sing with me anytime. So that's pretty cool. So Keith, Urban and Nicole Kidman, they do not want to be around snow this holiday season at all for Christmas time. so they are headed down under to Australia to be at the beach. It made me think about, Bobby, isn't that where they go all the time?

Because didn't you go to their Christmas party last year? I did. It's not really at the beach. Like, they go to the beach, but they live in the city. Oh. That's all I'm going to say. I don't want to get way too many details about when I was at Keith Urban's house on Christmas Eve last year. But, you know, just some stuff, you know. So crazy.

I'm just saying words right now. Don't worry about me. Yeah. Just talking about how I had Christmas with Keith Urban last year. Don't worry about me, though. I'm just over here. You said that already. I know.

Yeah, but don't mind about me. I don't want you guys to like, stop bringing up a cool I am. No, I'm the one that brought it up because I wanted to talk about cool you were because I still can't believe that you did that. It's summertime in Australia. Like, literally it's summertime over there right now. Which is literally what they're going. Yes.

They want to escape. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds skinny. I was reading this story about an Uber driver and he ended up charging the guy $14,000 for a five-mile ride. because there was an error during surge pricing. Now, if you don't have Uber where you are, you pull out your phone, you hit an app,

you say, this is where I am, the car picks you up, and it costs you like $12. Yeah, it's about the average Uber price, maybe $8. But this guy, $14,412. Now, it's not crazy that a computer would mess up. Where it gets crazy is that Uber was like, no, we're good.

Oh. Yeah, they said, they're not giving, they're like no refund. Yeah, right. It goes right to a credit card. Initially, Uber said they wouldn't give a refund. But then someone posted it on Twitter and it caught some interest from news sites. And Uber was like, okay, there was an error and it has been resolved.

Yeah, I think the ride was supposed to be about $10. Yeah. Wow. Both said. There it is. So the fact that Uber had to be like bullied by the news if that's true. All right, time for the morning corny and then we'll get Chris Jansen in here. All right.

Let's go. The Morning Corny. What does a lion call his barber? What does a lion call his barber? His main man. His main man. Got it. There you go.

That was the Morning Corny. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Chris Jansen. Yeah. Clap me a hands for everybody, Chris Jansen. Good to see you, my friend. Good to see you too, brother. trap me in. Hey, so I want to say this. I responded to your wife, Kelly. I got an invitation

to come to the Jansen family holiday party. Yep. Not able to come. No worries. But would have come. And I don't go anywhere ever, but I would have come. Well, thank you very much. Because Eddie went last year and told me I would have enjoyed it. Well, thank you. It's fun, man. I don't want to do social stuff. I totally fully understand. But next time, next year. No, but have one like January. No problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. After a Christmas party. Yeah, like a post. Yeah. Chris,

Chris Jansen's in here. Got his keyboard. Did you bring that in, or was that one of ours lying around? I brought this in. I traveled this one. We actually bought this for my daughter, my oldest daughter a few years ago for her birthday.

And she actually, she's a great piano player and Shell. And she gets down on it and can read notes. And she's like analytical like that. She has nothing like me in the way of playing. She can read something and learn it and play it perfectly. I learn one key. and I'm like, I could think I can do this. But I take it on the road.

It's beat up and tarnished. But it was cheap but nice, and it plays good, and it works for me. That sounds great. Or maybe you just sound great. I don't think so at all. I'm no Elton John. That's true. And no one's going to say you are.

Definitely not any olden, no. Don't worry. We weren't going to compare you to Elton. Thank you. Let me tell you about this song, Drunk Girl here. Take a drunk girl. Because I saw, when you put the record out, I saw Drunk Girl. and I was like, huh, it's probably going to be a song about getting drunk.

You know what I thought? Yeah. And I heard it. This is the day the record came out. And I was like, holy cow. I brought it back in and I played it the next day. And I was just like, you guys got to hear this song. And it just isn't what you expect.

And I think that's part of the process of naming that into the message of the song. Yeah. With some of the surprise when you actually hear it. It is. It was a surprise to us as well, I have to tell you, because being a co-writer of this song, by the way, shout out to Tom Douglas and Scooter Caruso for being amazing people in this world and just good humans first, great songwriter's second. This, I say rarely that songs write themselves, like Fix a Drink, for instance, we wrote that

song. Buy Me a Boat, sort of wrote itself. This song absolutely wrote itself, and what I mean by that is you have to follow the language of the song, man. You shut your eyes on certain tunes that you're writing when you're in a room, and you just kind of, honestly, we stood around Tom's piano and we just blurted stuff out. And we just told stories of how we would kind of picture it. And we're all dads.

And so we wrote this song from a complete father perspective, you know. And inevitably, man, it's just true. It just is what it is. You can't have enough good information in the world, number one. And number two, all of our daughters out there, guys listening out there, if you have daughters, if you have sons, too, it goes both ways. They're inevitably probably going to get in a situation that we probably as parents wish they weren't in, you know, the drunk girl situation, if you will.

And I would hope that in that case, that a young man would treat my daughters with that kind of respect. and when you think about those things, when you're writing a song, it becomes very emotional. And the song just sort of, again, it's hard to say, and to most people it would weird them out to hear that a song writes itself. But we're just stewards of the ship. We're just in the room,

and we're just singers and players and what happens happens. And thankfully, we got a good product out of it. Chris Jansen is here. The album, this song is from, is called Everybody. And I remember hearing this song, and I played it. And I fixed a drink wasn't even number one yet.

I remember people going, like from your label, going, hey, don't take any, and he spins away and fix a drink. I'm like, relax, everybody. I'm just playing all the songs. I appreciate that. I love the song. I know you have the piano

because I'd ask if you'd play this on piano. And so, Chris Jansen playing Drunk Girl Live in the studio. Are you ready, my friend? I'm ready, really, thank you. Ladies gentlemen, lightly clap your hands for our friend Chris Jansen on piano.

A little recital for a good. Okay, yeah, yeah. Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this I-heart radio channel or podcast anymore, but you can go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision,

but I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. Beautiful, Christensen. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. That dude right there, Chris Jansen. True story. Called Drunk Girl. Thank you. What's a true story? A lot of people, man. For a lot of people.

A lot of people. Sleep all alone. There it is. Downloads. Dream this. On the counter your number by a phone. Pick up her. Was that a difficult decision to go?

That's the next song. Because it's very piano ballad. It's unlike anything else on the radio right now, my friend. Well, first of all, thank you. I take it as a great compliment. Secondly, the answer is no. I have a great team, man. It has proven itself over and over.

It starts at home with my wife. It goes second to a great A&R. staff of my record label. And when we all get together, you know, my fans at this point are pretty much just singing to stuff on the road. So I know they got my back, but it starts and ends right here in town. And teamwork makes the dream work. I always say that. And so when it was presented to me, hey, I think we should give this a real look. I've always loved this song. I love every song on the album because I wrote them and I feel very comfortable singing any of them. And I believe that you, you know, to be a great artist man, to be just to be a good business person, period. I mean,

this is our job, you know, we got to make the right decisions and it takes a good team to make that. And I think drunk girl just says something that's never been said and I'm proud to be the guy who carries that torch. Now I'm proud for you to be the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Thanks, man. We're going to head out. Download that song. Stream that song. Go see Chris live. On the Everybody tour, by the way. Everybody. Everybody.

Yeah, everybody tour. Go over see a Chris and the everybody tour. Listen, the guy is insane when he performs live. So if you get a chance to see, if Chris is coming to town, The raging idiots are insane when they perform live I'm not just saying that by the way It's fun We're done, we're done

Oh come on no no Listen, it's really fun Hey February 5th I do want to say please February 5th Come see us at the Ryman in Nashville And it's going to be our first headlining show there It's going to be really good And by that time I would

You know I'm thinking drunk girl It'll probably be you know kicking up a little bit of dust by that time No pun Luke But we'll be playing that song and doing our deal And it's just going to be a good time anyway Because basically I love the grand old law and that being the home of the Grand Alopery, two and two go together.

Everything coincides. There's a lot of positivity. Here's a fun, Chris Janthin's story. I only have a second to tell it. But we played The Raging Idiots, our band played the Opry. And Chris played drums for us, like the first million-dollar show. That's good. And Chris got so into the drums.

We were playing songs so fast because he got so into it. Oh, because the drums is the leader. One, two, four. And at one point, we were doing when I grow up, and Chris really gets excited. We were doing when I grew up, and it was like, when I grow up, when I grew up, you can be whatever I want. And so, then Chris, he had a little too much mountain. do at the beginning?

We were all pumped up. It was like raising idiots mixed with social distortion. It was awesome. Hey, really proud of you, bud. I really appreciate you, brother. Thank you. Merry Christmas to you. And we'll see you on the other side of the New Year.

Thanks. Chris Jansen, everybody. There he is. We'll take a second because lunchbox wants to let everybody know that he thinks deodorant is overrated and he's done a study himself to prove this. He said it for years, but he's been conducting a science experiment on us. And he thinks that deodorant is overrated. overrated. Go ahead. I went on a five-day no-deodorant streak and not one person noticed. Not one person

said, oh, you smell, you stink. Everybody was like, oh, you smell fine. Nobody said to you smell fine. Not, well, not one person said I stink. And so when you, when you think someone stinks, you tell, hey, man, you kind of smell, but not one thing. Five days with no deodorant and not a peep out of you fools. So that tells me that deodorant doesn't need to be worn. You guys just think, oh, you know, deodorant is such a great thing. But you don't really know when people are wearing deodorant. What does your wife think about your grooming habits, which aren't, that'll be nice. It's kind of gross. Correct. Yeah. What does she, how does she feel about the whole situation? Um, I mean, I, she didn't say, I was smelly. She didn't know. I did the test on her too

because she always like, oh, everybody needs to wear deodorant. We need to spend money buying deodorant. Really? Seems like deodorant's just making money and you don't even need it. But what does she think like about, like you sweat so much at night. You don't shower after soccer. You'll just finish playing soccer and go right to bed. Yeah, I do do that. That's so good. You'll take your clothes, you'll throw one on the porch after you play soccer and then just put her back on. Yeah. It's like there's a lot of things happening. Like how you don't have Mercer, I don't know. Like that, I don't know how you've avoided.

Yeah. Dude, I had Mercer. That wasn't dirty. I know, but he puts himself in situations. You're right. Like that's why in football locker rooms, they have to clean things. Yep, Jim Matts, all that stuff. M-R-S-A. Okay, I build up my immune system, I think is why I don't have it. Yeah, because you guys are all worried about hands. sanitizer too. I don't use that and guess what? Yes, who never gets sick? This cat.

Do you wash your hands after use the bathroom? No. Oh my God. Do you ever wash your hands? Oh, when I take a shower. Like, you know what I... It's not washing your hands. Yeah, it is. You're in the shower. You rub your hair with the shampoo or whatever. But let me tell you... One thing I have never done, and I don't understand is I've never washed my back.

Like, I don't know how you would do that. Like, you just turn the wall... Because your elbows don't bend that way. No, no. But you don't rub soap on your back. Yeah. What about your wife? Does she ever rub it on your body? No. Gross.

Amy, don't ask that. No. And then I've never, I've never washed my feet. You guys wash your feet? Yes. All the things. I just assume like the shampoo or soap just runs down and washes your feet off. Interesting.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, it falls in line with the rest of your life. It's not shocking to me. No, no, no. It's not shocking to me. No. So no deodorant. For five days.

You don't wash your hands. No. What about when an artist comes in and you shake their hands? Oh, I don't care. I'll go to the bathroom, come right in and shake their hand. No big deal. You can't just be a lot of thing. I had to stop this conference.

So gross. Yes, let's stop. Do I smell? No. Well, I don't know. We haven't got that. Exactly. And you also wear the same like three.

Exactly. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, good point. You also wear the three same hoodies over the top of each other every day. So you're like three deep, dude. Yeah, you're three layers. We can't smell over that. You're like rotating.

He's got a UFC one, a baseball one. Kansas Dayhast one. And then it was like, switch out. And I think you wears a lot. them all the same time. He just moves their position. That's why we can't smell you. All right. Thank you, lunchbox, for your time. Thank you for presenting us. Hey, but if you want to save money, the odor are free. There you go. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. Apparently there's a property brother scam where they're going

and like, hey, we're from the property brothers and we love to renovate your house. And then people are spending money because they're giving them money out front. And lunchbox, they came to your house, right? Well, they didn't come to my house. They did my neighbor's house. They were coming to town so my wife wanted to do it. We get online. It's like $70,000 minimum budget. And we're like, we can't afford that. And then they picked the house right next to mine. $70,000. So you've got to pay for everything. Yeah, you pay for everything, which makes no sense to me. If you're going to be on their TV show, they should pay you. Well, it would make sense if they didn't have people willing to pay $70,000. Like, why would you pay for it if someone's going to pay for

it themselves? Like, if you're a TV production company, why in the world would you pay for someone's house if they're going to pay for it themselves. You make a great point because they do make 100% profit then because all those advertisers you see during the commercials, they're paying Buku's amount of money and the people are paying for the renovations. She got a message this woman did for someone

claiming to work for property brothers and they said, hey, do you want your home renovated? And she got really excited. She was like, okay. And so they were like, hey, we need this much money up front. And then here's the title and the word title was misspelled. Oh, no. Yeah, you got to pay such to that.

Yeah, and so there were lots of little things. They were messed up on it. And then the person started to have really bad grammar on Facebook. And they were like, okay. But people have given them money because I think they're coming. And it's never like $70,000, only like $2,000. That's a lot, but it's not. It's easier to scam someone out of $2,000 than it is $70,000.

My point with that whole thing. There's a six-year-old that earns $11 million on YouTube. What? Stop it. How? Everybody wants it on his house. Tell me more. Ryan, the star of the YouTube channel, Ryan Toys Review, placed eight in Forbes's ranking of the year's 10 highest-earning YouTubers.

He's six years old. He earns $11 million in a year by reviewing toys on his YouTube channel. Wow. That's ridiculous. He was an avid watcher of toy review channels. And one day, he was like, why aren't we on there? This is what mom said. And so he has 801 million views.

Wow. He has a video that was up three days ago, 1.2 million views. That's how many people tune into this guy's toys. Oh, my goodness. This is what's amazing to me. I can ask Lunchbox to Google the word water. And it takes him three segments. But he found a six-year-old's YouTube page named Ryan Toys Review in about four seconds. Well, but to be fair, as soon as you put the name Ryan in, he's the first thing that comes up. He's the first Ryan that pops up out of all the Ryan's in the world. Really? Yes. Ryan Seacrest? No. Nope. Ryan Lockty? No. Ryan Reynolds? No. Wow. Bosley?

No. That's crazy. That is crazy. Well, it makes love it. Lunch to start reviewing things on YouTube. Yeah. I'll take something. I'll help you.

Yeah, give me something to review. I'll review it. No, that's not the point. You always want to make money, but, okay. No, no, no. I mean, like, I need products. I need people to send me products and I'll review their products. That's not how it works.

You could do Asine on TV products. You have to go buy them yourself, though. You know, because I do have a couple buddies that they, They shop at an electronic store a lot and they review things and they get free stuff now from the store just to try it out. Then why don't you do something?

I'm on it. You never do anything. You always just talk about doing things. Like they get free TVs, free vacuum cleaners, free everything. So Eddie, our video producer, has two kids. Eddie Jr. is nine. Eddie Jr. Jr. is four.

Yeah. So Eddie, our producer, Eddie Senior, over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the dad. Huge Cowboys fan. Huge, biggest, my whole life. Like, Dallas Cowboys are nothing. It's a family thing. My family, we've watched it our whole life.

We are Dallas Cowboy fans die hard until the day we die. So what happened, though? We're at Walmart and a junior, junior, my four-year-old sees a Titans jersey. And he's like, I want that. I want that. I want that for Christmas. And I was like, no, no, no, you're not getting that for Christmas. Here's what really makes me upset is my mom, who's a huge cowboy fan.

She bought him a Dallas Cowboy, Des Bryant, jersey. And he won't wear it because it says itches. I get out every game day on Sundays. I'm like, put your jersey on. It's the game day. And he won't wear it because he says itches. But now he wants a Marcus Marriota Titans jersey. And you don't want him to be a fan other than the Cowboys.

No chance is he going to be wearing that in my house? Why not? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. He lives here. He was born in Titans country. He was born in Tennessee. So why not let him be where he's born?

No, man. Like you're a Texas boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not. Yeah, but guess whose house is it? Oh, my God. This is my house on Sunday. We watch the Cowboys, and you're going to be a Cowboys fan.

Hey, when he graduates high school and goes to college, you can get his Titans jersey. Come on. Wow. Man, dude, it hurt me deep inside, really. So this is an under my roof thing. I mean, I have to. And there's no way that I'm going to let him run around with a Titans jersey. Why not?

Let him be his, don't you want to be his own individual? I don't think you understand. Bones, when the Cowboys play, we all have Cowboys shirts on. We all drink out of Cowboys cups. But what if he wants to not drink out of Cowboys cups? You can do that when he graduates high school. Oh, my goodness. I didn't know this is a thing.

I know what I'm going to get him for Christmas. No, no, no, no. I will return it. I know. Dude, this is serious. You know you're a thing. an Arkansas fan? Like, what if you have a kid?

And he's like, Dad, I want to go for Alabama. I would be like, well, you picked a winning program son and I would expect that. Okay. Especially if Savans don't go to you. I mean,

that goes true for the Titans too, I guess. Well, I know it's a tough internal battle. Dude, it is hard. I've never faced this one before. What do you, Amy,

what do you fall on this issue? I mean, you let him have the jersey that he wants to have. Like, come on. He grew up here. I get it, though, I guess a little bit.

But have a little, you know, family rivalry. No, So let the kid be himself. Let him have his own identity. Lunch, really? You don't have my back? No, I don't have your back.

You want them to make their own decisions and that's what he's doing. You're trying to raise him and he's doing it. He's being his own person. We'll put it on Facebook. You guys can put your comments up there. Just go to Bobby Bones.com. Hey, Merry Christmas, buddy. From all us Titans fans.

There is. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Lunch walks is upset because of their family Christmas. Because in the past, your parents got everybody gifts. Everybody got everybody a gift. Brother, sister got me a gift. My parents got me gifts.

We had a list and you send them out to the whole family so you get a lot of gifts on Christmas. And you love gifts. I love presents. Like this guy, he loves presents. He looks forward to getting so many presents. He's like a child. He's like a kid.

Yeah, getting. Getting, key word. Not giving presents, getting. He just loves it. Me, I haven't gotten gifts in years. I get occasional one from you guys. Yeah. But like a bunch of presents, that's foreign.

Also, he probably should stop at like 15. Yeah. Oh, age 15. Yeah, yeah. But this guy loves getting his presents. But he's upset now. because this Christmas my mom was listening to the show and she was like, oh, you guys drew names. I think that's a great idea.

We should all draw names. And so that way we only have one person to shop for. And I'm like, this is the dumbest idea ever, mother, because then you don't get as many gifts. And so we did a stupid name draw, so only one gift. I'm getting a gift from my brother and that's it. My sister doesn't have to shop for me. My parents aren't shopping for me. Does that help you out, though, only having to shop for one person, your family?

Or did you enjoy shopping for all those people? Or did he not shop for people? No, no, no, I shop for people. Of course I did. It's cool to get them a gift, but it's also exciting to go down on Christmas morning and underneath the tree. And there's a bunch of presents under there, and you're like, oh, that was to me. Oh, that was to me. Wait, you still do that at 36 years old?

Absolutely. You go wake up your parents and stuff? Like, Mom, Dad, Dad, get up. Get up. Yeah! You're crazy. Like, I don't understand why, just because I'm 36, I can't enjoy Christmas. The Spirit of Christmas is so fun and enjoyable.

That's not the Spirit of Christmas. Yeah, the Spirit of Christmas. No, you're wrong. Opening gifts is in the Spirit of Christmas. Oh, you're wrong. You're absolutely wrong. That is the spirit of Christmas. That is the definition of the Spirit of Christmas.

Oh. I don't think so. I don't think so. Amy, what do you feel? I feel like the Spirit of Christmas is Christ and giving. I feel like joy and love and Jesus and gift. Well, I mean, depending on how you celebrate it, but giving. not just gifts. Giving the joy and the love and the like to me family time, all the things.

And I feel like drawing the names takes the pressure off like monetary stuff and stuff that doesn't mean anything. It doesn't matter. Right. What's the definition to you? What's the definition of Christmas? Definition of Christmas is waking up, running downstairs, looking under the tree and see how many presents you got. And then you pull your stocking up the. Stocking.

Yeah. You put your stocking up. 36. Your mom still stuffs your stocking? Santa stuffed my stocking every Christmas. And every Christmas I go down and take it off the fireplace. I'm like, ah! It's tough in the stocking.

It is so awesome. It is awesome. I don't understand. All that. Let him go. Maybe that is the definition of Christmas. Maybe we got it all right. Maybe we're missing out?

Dang, dude. I'm sorry, dude. I'm so disappointed, man. It's not going to be as going to be as going to. of Christmas. It's like, the Christmas spirit's going away. It's like, oh, ho, ho. Later this week we do our gift exchange. We've all drawn

in the name. Yes. This spirit of Christmas is real high during the Thanksgiving. But it's not a competition anymore. It used to be a competition. But lunchbox will still make it a thing. Whoa, not me. Last year it was not me. There was one version that made it a bad thing last year. You bought Morgan number one a gift that you perfectly said you bought bad on purpose. But she didn't know that

before she reacted that way. See, the whole point was, I was testing her Christmas spirit. She was so disappointed in the gift. But you buy her a gift to purposely disappoint her. Steve, we're already like fighting. But she was so ungrateful that I was glad I did that. Okay.

It doesn't matter. Whatever. She didn't mean to break it. I love how he's pointing out people for being ungrateful. Him, lunchbox. Who are you buying for, Amy? Morgan number two. Okay, lunch bucks are you buying for?

Ray. And I'm buying for Mike D. Mike D. Mike D is winning. Yeah, he's going to get a 1996-coard better. He's going to get a house. It is. It's something awesome.

I'm changing the house over to Mike D. Built in 1999. As long as it was from the 90s. I didn't go crazy. I didn't go crazy to Mike D's gift. It's something that I didn't kill like from the 90s. Can it fit in this room? Yeah, easily.

Yeah, lunchbox and 90s park can fit in this room. No, it's nothing like that. Stop building up his expectations. Who's buying for me? Because that's who I have to worry about. Oh, right. Oh, it's good. Oh, see, there you go.

He has no. Ray doesn't care, though. Yes, he does. Ray doesn't care. What's your definition of Christmas? Presents. Okay, maybe he does. I was on Instagram yesterday, and I was looking at Amy's Insta story, and they were inside the Tajma garage, which may be the biggest garage in the whole city.

And Amy's always said, oh, it's just on a hill. It is on a hill. But the rule is never post-evident. that we can see. Because this happened when lunchbox wants he was like, you know,

Bobby also grew up poor. And then he took us in his neighborhood and it was like you went into the Trump's village, you know? It was like a Starbucks

on the corner. It was like, dude, no. This isn't about me. Go back to Tosh McGarge. Well, so, Amy's always like, nah, the garage

isn't big. It's on a hill. I posted one boomerang. How could you even tell anything from it? Because I saw the humans walking around in it and they were

walking around and upstairs. Wow. Oh, yeah, you all didn't know. that there's like a little garage apartment Oh my goodness! That's, y'all didn't know that far! Is it still up?

That's a minor detail. Yeah, unless she takes it down real quick on Amy's Insta story. No, it's still up because I did it yesterday afternoon so it's 24 hours. Yeah. I have to watch this. And so when she starts talking about how the Tajma garage, what she's building in her backyard, it's just up on a hill, guys. It is on a hill. It's basically a shed. It's deceiving because it's on a hill. Except for the whole,

apartment that's in it. Man. Yeah. Okay. Nice. Whenever you and your husband get in a fight, he goes out to the cottage. No, maybe my dad. Do you guys do that, Amy? Do you ever send him to the couch? No. We don't, we haven't done that. Never? Really? No. Man, I used to live on the couch. Did you voluntarily go or she'd say you? Eddie, what would your wife say? And like, why would you go to the couch? No, it wasn't like she would send me to the couch. I would just go to the couch and sleep there because we'd get into a fight or something. Oh, so you get huffy and puppy. Yes. Yes, and one time she tried to lock me out of our bedroom. That didn't work.

I got the screwdriver and took the thing off, and I was like, nope, I'm sleeping in here with you. He took the whole door off. Oddly, Purdue already has a weird temper. Because once he went out to his garage after a fight with his wife, I started breaking broomsticks. Okay, so I found out the bottom, I got to the bottom of my temper when I'm tired and hungry. Yeah, that's everyone. Dude, it's a real thing, though. And I did.

I broke the broomstick. Yeah, I'm one of my proudest moment. You went out, and do you remember what the fight was about? I don't remember at all. I just remember I went in the garage and I was like, oh, I'm so frustrated. And I saw a broomstick like, perfect. Boom. Snap it right on my knee.

Did you feel manly there, Bo Jackson or not? Yes, I felt just like Bo Jackson. But that was a baseball bat. So I don't compare it. So Amy, your husband, you guys don't send each other to the couch. Yeah. No, we have, we don't, we have gone to bed angry. But no, I haven't ever sent him.

And then I don't get sent. Wow. Of course not. Oh, yes. Amy just rolls into her closet. Look at this garage, Bo. You did it? You guys are such a...

Y'all are exaggerating right now. Look at that. Oh, I drive by it every day, guys. I see it and I'm just like, man, that is a monclosity. So we're looking at the top of it? Whoa. Oh, my goodness. That's just one of the stories.

No, it is a one, it's a studio, like a one-bedroom, like studio thing above the garage. Amy's closet also should be noted. It has its own zip code. Like my kids are coming and they're going to take up so then we won't have a guest bedroom for guests or grandparents, which is fine, no big deal. But literally, like, I could see my dad coming to live with us and he would live up there. And that was part of the plan. Well, if he decides not to, can I? Because I need some room.

Oh my life's awesome. Okay, okay, okay, don't even start. Okay. You may want to go to break. You want me to talk about it. Hit the button right. Hit that button right. Phone show.

These tourists in Chicago, they were robbed of more than $22,000 in valuables. The names were Katie and Ryan, 27 years old. They had engagement ring, cash, a Louis Vuitton suitcase, a $2,000 on MacBook Air, and a $150 iPad Mini. And so, like, we got robbed. So they went to the footage, and they found them walking out of the airport with nothing. So they lied about the whole thing. to make a little extra money and have a little extra fun.

They made it all up. And they went to the airplane tape. They went to them getting out of the air. And they walked in with nothing. They were both arrested for falsely reporting a crime. Got them. Oh, eat that. Yeah, eat that.

Did you see Chris Brown bought his daughter a monkey? Is that legal? Yeah. I don't know that it's legal. I had an uncle that had a monkey, but he was into bad stuff. He was. Is that the general rule about people's a monkey? If they have a monkey, they're into bad stuff.

Any kind of exotic animal that doesn't belong in this country? Like, that's bad stuff. Oh, I don't know. What kind of monkey did he get her? It just said he bought his daughter a monkey. I think it's for her birthday. My great aunt had a spider monkey. And they would poop and throw it at you.

It was mean, a bite too. They ended up having to... I was so young. Yeah, they're not nice. They ended up having to put it down because it was... I don't know. Well, it was just angry and we'll bite people all the time. Wow.

Like, if any of you guys get angry and bite people, I'll probably put you down. I feel bad on my way to work this morning. I thought I saw a cat that got hit by a car, you know? Yeah. I thought. Where is the story going? There's nothing about the story that seems appealing to me.

Go ahead. You just said they had to put your monkey down. But we were talking about monkeys. Monkeys in 20 years ago. I don't do it with cats and current. Oh, sorry. Well, it just made me think how I was instantly sad for this monkey that had to get put down and I didn't even know it.

And then I'm driving to work and I felt really, this is a predicament I'm in right now. because I was driving and I thought a cat got hit, so I felt so sad and I wanted to go see if I could rescue it. And then I found out it was a possum and I didn't care. Oh, no, yeah. No, I mean, you'll get every disease possible. No, go touch a possum. But then I felt bad.

I'm like, that possum literally looks just like a cat. Like, why do I not care that the possum got hit? But if it was a cat, suddenly I cared. Well, a domestic animal. I know. People have cats as pets. I just didn't like myself very much. One soul is not better.

than the other when it comes to animal souls. Okay. It's true. There are towns called Christmas, Arizona, Christmas Florida, Christmas Kentucky, Christmas Michigan, and Christmas Mississippi. Oh, I want to go there. Do you know that? I bet they're happy.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. Would you like your town to be named Christmas, though? Like, what's your mascot, the Santa's? It has to be, right? Or the lions? Or the elves. Yeah, that's always what I wonder, like, what's the mascot of these funny... Ornaments.

The Christmas ornaments. Oh my. Cookies. Or the Grinches? The presents. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The wrapping papers?

Yeah. Stop it. The mornings. The Christmas morning. Stockings. This sounds like a hallmark movie and I love it. What, naming the football team. Like, you know, they were 0.14 until Santa Claus came to coach them.

Yes. The Christmas ornaments won the state championship. Santa Claus. You know, it's just some old guy who used to play back in the day. He was an offensive lineman back at North Pole U. Oh! Yeah. I just write these movies, man.

There's so much of the storyline that can be so amazing. Like, this needs to be a Hallmark movie. Yeah. These Hallmark movies need to go away. It's all I hear about from Amy. It's all she wants to talk about. It's Hallmark movies. I saw a new one yesterday.

That's what was going to say. What was it? Well, it was about this town, actually, that made Christmas cookies. Oh, boy. The person from the big city, this big corporation, like something like Nabisco or whatever, would have come in and buy this mom and pop cookie company. But it was going to remove the cookie factory from the town. Oh, no.

So then the big wig, big businesswoman that came to take it away, she fell in love with the guy that runs the cookie company. So now she's going to move from the big city to the small town. Isn't it every one of those shows? Yeah, but different theme-ish. You know what that sounds like is you've got mail. The big bookstore trying to buy it. the small bookstore. That's basically all these movies,

but just with a Christmas twist. Yes. Nice reference there from the 90s. Hey, that sounds like Raisin' Arizona. That's a good movie, too. All right. I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. M.R. Bobby Bones.

Thank you. Show. My top five new TV shows of 2017. And number five is Ozark. Anybody watch Ozark? Yeah, it's good. Love it. Yeah, it was good, right?

Mm-hmm. A little slow, it's on Netflix, but ended up being really good. It has the Bateman guy in it, who never gets older. Yeah, for some reason, he's always like 38. Gosh, you're right. But he seems like he's older, though, huh? I'll Google. I mean, he's been around since 80s.

He's probably 52, I think. Big Little Lies at number four on my list. Good one. A best new shows of 2017. I didn't expect to get into that one. And, man, but 23rd. the way through it. I was watching it. I went to John Mayer

and I was in Minneapolis and I had a few hours before the show to go eat and discover cuisine. And I just sat in the hotel room and watched Big Little Lies. That's a good one. Yeah, and Lindsay and I were together and we were on different episodes so we hooked up our laptops separately and put our headphones on both different computers and watched them separately. Oh my goodness. No, that's not cute. I mean, that's just like how much we were into the show.

Yeah, no. At number three, my top shows of 2017, the center with Jessica Biel. Yeah, man, that show was crazy Oh man, that show got crazy And I think that's one of those one-off shows too Where they're not doing another season It's called The Center? Yes

It's on USA But they end up May doing another season Because it was so successful You know what I mean? Got it Because Big Little Lies was only a single season show But it was so successful Yeah

Number 5 Ozark Number four Big Little Lies Number three, the Center Number two from Netflix to Punisher Emmy, you should throw your husband a solid and watch that with him. Okay. How much is the solid

are we talking on a scale of football? You'll like it more than you like football. Okay. I can handle that. It's a superhero show. And remember, he watches the crown with you, so you've got to pay him back. That's true.

He likes the crown, y'all. Whatever. Eddie, Amy's husband told me he does not like the crown. I was talking to him. He said, I do not like it. Do not start watching it. So I didn't. Okay.

He's trying to be cool. There's nothing to be cool in front of me. My top show of 2017 that's brand new is Mind Hunter on Netflix, where they're true stories based on how these cops they go and they talk to other serial killers to learn about the next serial so they can predict them. It's fantastic on Netflix if you haven't seen it. Am I the only one that's seen Mind Hunter? I've seen the one first episode.

Oh, how did you now watch all the rest of them? Yeah, I told you Hallmark Christmas Movie Star is. The only thing. opposite of Hallmark Christmas movies. The only thing I've taken a break from Hallmark for is the crown. Yeah, and probably because the royal wedding, huh? Yeah, I'm like totally into it because of that. Yeah, Prince Harry being engaged, yeah.

Yeah, I was right in the front of one of those magazines where it's talking about Queen Elizabeth's Breaking All Protocol with this Megan Markle because of the dramatic rules they have over there about how since they're not together yet, she's not supposed to be in certain parts of the palace. and she's divorced and she's older, she's American, and she's biracial. Yeah, there's so many things. It's crazy. But it's not so many things.

It's all American things. It's like how we live our life every day. Yeah. I know. And it's 2017. Get with it, Queen. Yeah, and she is. She's getting with it.

That's the for real hashtag queen. But it's like, who is it? That's mad at her, Bobby, like, parliament. She's the literal hashtag queen. Yes. Like, that's not, there's no sort of hyperbole either. Hashtack queen. the one that hashtag the crown is about.

Yeah. And so that dude that she's with has turned like 96 yesterday or something or 99. Wow. The queen with the rando? No. But the dude that she's with forever

and he's like in his 90s. Oh, Charles. No, that's her son. Oh, okay. Don't just yell name so you can jump in. That would be gross. That was the only royal I know.

William. No. No, no. Okay, so what was the whole point of this? You're giving your list. Oh, have you given... Oh, yeah, you did number one was Mind Hunter.

You couldn't believe that we hadn't seen it. And I said, well, I did see episode one. And then you said, why'd you stop? And I said, Hallmark. Cool. I'll listen back on IHartRadio. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So there's this study that came out that said that kids actually work harder

when they dress up like Batman. That's because you're making it fun. Yeah, well, it said when they're in the costume, it gives kids extra strength and endurance, which I totally believe that. So basically I'm going to have my kids in superhero costumes all the time because they're going to work harder. Yeah, I don't even think it's a Batman thing, right? I think it's just finding ways to make chores more rewarding for kids and what's rewarding to kids is fun.

Yeah, so it can be Batman, yeah, Bob the Builder, Door the Explorer. There you go. Do your kids have any costumes, Eddie? They dress up? They have a band of all costumes. Yes, absolutely. I have Hulk, Superman, Batman. All of us. So many.

And they just keep them and put them on all year? Yeah, Junior Junior is the one that really, he probably wears a costume every day, probably. Your four-year-old puts on a costume every day? Yeah, sometimes I get home and he's running around. So he's working hard. We don't put him to work. I've never tried this. This is a good idea.

I'll put it to test. I haven't had to try it myself. So if you're watching NBC, you maybe notice that they've started running ads for the Winter Olympics and they're being held in South Korea. And for a lot of people, like, it's normally pretty cool to go cover the Olympics. But a lot of NBC employees are like, man, I just kind of really don't want to go to South Korea to cover the games. It's crazy they're in South Korea right now with everything happening.

Like, what are the odds? Because this was determined years and years and years ago. And everybody knows those Unz been crazy. Like, those Jong Un's, they've always been a crazy family. But it's like super nuclear right now. And that's not even a pun. Like, it's crazy. And if you're like Bob Costas, you got to haul your pink eye over to South Korea.

Pink eye. Yeah, from like your lush St. Louis residence. Yeah, that's a weird one. But yeah, South Korea. Yeah. They just like don't. I think Ryan Sechrest is going to have to go to the Olympics. Is he doing it?

No, he's on ABC. I don't know if Sechrex is doing the Olympics again. He did it the last time. But if I'm Sechrest, I'm out. Seacrest out. Literally. Yeah, what else? So children grow up happier when?

their mother is happy. So Eddie, you got to keep your happy wife. Happy life. I tell you guys this. And then if she's happy, your children are going to grow up to be better people. I believe it. Yeah, you need to avoid regular arguments. I bet you a mom wrote this article.

No. And Eddie, since you're the only one with like a complete family at the moment, how many meals do you have together each week? Me included just dinner together. Each week, like at night. night. How many nights of the week? Yeah, well, seven nights a week. If I'm home, I do dinner every day with a family.

Y'all are doing good. Research says you just need three family meals a week. Wow, that's pretty good. Eddie, you're doubling up, buddy. I'm telling you, dude, dad of the year. That's dad ever. Do you know their middle names? My kids? Yeah, I just ask it. Of course.

Good test, good test. I'm just seeing it because you never know about Eddie. He'll surprise you sometimes. Do you know what you're good? All right, there we go. That was Amy's pile of stories. The Bobby Bones Show Going to head out

Thanks to Chris Jansen for stopping by and playing for us. Tomorrow, Walker Hayes and Natalie Stovall in the studio on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Appreciate you guys. We will see you on Wednesday. By the way, Luke Bryan album premiere tonight

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