The Bobby Bones Show - Chris Janson In Studio + Lunchbox Makes The High School Yearbook + iHeart Festival Artist Facts

Episode Date: September 22, 2017

Chris Janson stops by the studio for 'Everybody' album release day, Lunchbox gets recognized by his high school yearbook staff and fun facts about iHeart festival artists Learn more about your ad-cho...ices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:02 Hey, Morning Studio! Morning! Today be a good day because I fix a drink, buy me a boat. Chris Jansen's coming, and he's got an album out today. He also has this song called Everybody. So Chris Jansen's in to perform today. The dance party's happening today. Also, let me just say this for a second.
Starting point is 00:03:20 I have a minute. The views of Lunchbox aren't necessarily the views of the show. Because the lunchbox has been popping off. all week and people yell at me. All of us had different opinions. His view does not represent the whole view of the show. No. Do you ever get yelled at his lunchbox online?
Starting point is 00:03:36 No, I had on my own, not the show Facebook page, but my Facebook page, I had people commenting to me about it and then saying they're not going to listen to the show anymore. I'm like, wait a second, whoa, whoa, whoa, he's just one person. He's just louder. But we try to offer a diverse, and he's different. We have more to say, so don't quit listening. Well, if you want to quit listening, I get that. He offends you so much, but you can't put that on us.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Like, he has different opinions than us. The one thing about the show is we'll have different opinions. And his sometimes are outrageous. In your opinion. Yes, in my opinion. The views of Lunchbox are not necessarily the views of this show. You have to have a disclaimer. Yeah, we need that.
Starting point is 00:04:13 I know. Everybody gets mad. And Lunchbox is like, I'm the voice of the people. No, you're the voices. I have a lot of people agree with me, too, though. You can say anything, and a lot of people will agree. That doesn't mean it's a majority. but that's all I wanted to say
Starting point is 00:04:29 Recognizing people doing cool things It's ICU This pharmacy assistant Jane Warren Helps save the life of a baby To stop breathing While they're working at Well Pharmacy She's in there just doing her job And all of a sudden a mom runs in the store
Starting point is 00:04:45 And my baby can't breathe So she's a pharmacy assistant She knew CPR She started doing it to the baby When the ambulance arrived The baby was breathing So they're like, whoa you got it So they took the baby in
Starting point is 00:04:56 So one, awesome that she knew baby CPR. Yeah, because this is different. And two, that's a quick re- you have to save a baby? Like that itself, that's just quick reaction. Anyway, I see you. I thought that's pretty awesome. I see you Jane Warren. The Bobby Bones Show.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. In weather news, Hurricane Maria is heading past Turks and Caicos. It's starting to veer. It's not going to make any contact with the U.S. It's just going to go out to see. In other news, the Marines are going to have their first female infantry officer. This is going to happen for the first time ever in the Marines' 250-year history.
Starting point is 00:05:34 And finally, the Iheart Radio Music Festival is tonight and tomorrow in Las Vegas, Nevada. Kelly, in Columbus, Georgia. Yes. What up? What's up? I'm so glad you called. What would you like to ask? I was curious.
Starting point is 00:05:53 I'm sorry. Amy still shapes her face. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I was just gonna reset it. It's amazing. It's like a man. She puts shaving cream on the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:06:01 No, it's no shaving cream, just like your face soap. And, yeah, when did I start that? Like, three or four years ago. Yeah, the weird thing is about 9.45 on the show. She starts to get a shadow. It's not true. It's a 945 shadow. No, it's for peach fuzz.
Starting point is 00:06:14 It's not like a real, but. This is ridiculous. I definitely don't want to say this on there because I feel like people that know me might listen and make fun of me later on. But sometimes I feel like I have the same thing, but I don't want to tell my boyfriend that I'm going to shave my face. Oh, yeah. My husband doesn't like to know about it. And in fact, he says if, like, if he happens to walk in and see it, it's kind of not a good because he's like, I don't know, I lose attractive points or something.
Starting point is 00:06:38 He needs to three days. Yeah. He's like, okay, I'll talk to you a little bit. He has to recover from it. But I just, you know, when I'm washing my face, just do it real quick. Boom, boom, good to go. Lock the door. Yeah, lock the door.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Yeah. Or I just do him in he's not home or something. But about like once week. And all my girlfriends have started doing it, family members. They all still do it too. Who cares? Do it. Shave your face, Kelly. Get rid of the peach mess.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Just grow like a goatee. No. It's not because we could grow a actual beard. And plus you'll have smooth skin. It's amazing. That's it. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:13 And I mean, I feel like it's kind of soft. But then whenever I look really close, I can see the little hair. It doesn't bother me. And when you're in the sunlight, everyone can see. I shouldn't make jokes. Kelly, thank you for calling. I appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Bye, Kelly. Thank you. The Bobby Bones show. Tell me something good. First of all, Friday, so that's awesome. Tell me something good time on the radio. The headline is a supermarket protest manager, saved lives. Ian Foreman had suffered a heart attack.
Starting point is 00:07:44 He was in the grocery store, and the supermarket manager, Shane White, had been trained in CPR. and so he goes down and the guy he can't get any response back from the guy and when you do CPR you have to push on that middle part but he couldn't get him and he didn't get him to push hard and he ended up like breaking
Starting point is 00:08:01 the guy a couple of his ribs because he could not get him so when the ambulance people came they were like wow like you had to break his ribs to do this they were like not only did you do CPR but he went for it you went for it and it worked wow
Starting point is 00:08:16 yeah they said he had broken ribs and the guy did exactly perfectly what he was supposed to do rushed him in, he's all good. This guy to also save somebody else with CPR too, like years ago. He's a lifer. Keep him around. It's like, shouldn't we all be trained? Like, shouldn't we all learn.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Yes, it should. It's like life requirement. Yeah. Like, you can't get into algebra two without algebra one. It's like you probably shouldn't get a job or get somewhere unless you know, like they have training for stuff. You should also know how to do this. Whatever. Amy up.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Aaron Frazier wasn't quite sure what to do when he heard purring coming from his Chevy truck parked outside of his house. He was just cat purring, purring, purring. So he looked everywhere, could not find it. So then he got his toolbox out and some sheet metal cutters, cut back the metal on the side of the truck bed, and peeled it back, spotted a kitten that was stuck back there. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Yeah, the cat was taken to a shelter, was adopted by a family, and then when the shelter shared the story of how the cat got rescued, several people offered to help pay for the cost of repair to his pickup truck. Oh, wow, that's like double crazy. Double. They paid for it because, yeah, he had to go in on the truck. Yeah, I mean, but he heard, like he heard the purring, so he knew something was back there, so he did what he had to do. I had some friends that had an air hockey table.
Starting point is 00:09:27 And it was air hockey. And what do you call the soccer guys? Foozball. Foozball. And there was a bird duck inside of it. Oh, like in the goalie? Really? Yeah, Joey and Chandler, my buddy.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Oh, my goodness. What in the world? I hate it when you drag us to a story like that. What? Your friends, your TV friends from the 90s. Sometimes we forget that they're TV friends. Go ahead, lunchbox. Erica Walker had stage four kidney disease.
Starting point is 00:09:52 She's a single mother, so she's like, I'm going to join a church and pray about it. So she goes to church, starts praying after two months. She tells someone in the church she needs a kidney. And that woman in the church donates her kidney. She doesn't have been going to the church. Didn't even know the lady. Donated her kidney to save her life. You know, the part of that story, too, that's wild as they matched.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Because you can say I'll donate a kidney all day. And me and they don't because that's not an all day thing. But still, you can say that and then you don't match. Like, you have to find, that was an exact match to you. Wow. This is the Bobby Bowls shows. I'm always curious about your YouTube viewing habits. Like, what do you watch most on YouTube in your will house?
Starting point is 00:10:30 Amy. Workout videos? Yeah? Yeah. There's some free, I love Tracy Anderson and I pay for some of her stuff. But also, there's tons of free, like, arm and leg workouts that are on YouTube. So that's literally the only reason why I go to YouTube. Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:10:44 The thing you YouTube the most is... Street fights. What do you type? been to watch street fights. Well, usually you can find one in a news story, and it'll be linked to the video. And then it'll be like, if you like this one, you like that one. So I don't really have to go searching. It's just sort of, you get into a, what do you call that a...
Starting point is 00:11:02 Like a wormhole? Wormhole. You just start going down deeper and deeper and deeper and you can't stop. So they say if you like this street fight, you may also like this street fight. Yeah. That's the thing. That's what happens to the workouts, too. See?
Starting point is 00:11:15 The street fight thing is just funny to me. You know, like, if you like this guy getting punched in the nose, this guy gets punching the nuts. He loves it. Eddie. Oh, man, I get caught in fishing and shark videos. Like, yeah, I'll watch like somebody caught a big shark. And then again, that leads me down that hole of like,
Starting point is 00:11:32 dang, that's a bigger shark. And wow, this guy caught it from the beach. Look at all those people around that shark. I get caught in, I watch a lot of interviews. Like, I'll watch Joe Rogan do interviews. I'll watch a lot of old television, like, 60s and 70s television. Wow. And then David Letterman show clips.
Starting point is 00:11:49 That makes sense. I just like that the show. I like the old Jack Parr stuff. That's what I watch on YouTube. It's like old Tonight Show stuff. But there are a couple like interview people now that I watch it. I'm like it really good. And it's amazing.
Starting point is 00:12:02 We can watch anything we want on YouTube. We're also different. You can learn anything you want. Yeah, we're also different. Like I'm watching 60s to the Tonight Show and not just watching street fights while I'm watching sharks and Amy's doing quad workouts. Yep. Raymond, our producer, what is your YouTube?
Starting point is 00:12:19 Your one thing mostly that you see? Honestly, I really just watch old football, basketball games. So say if I'm going to bet a game, you can watch an entire game when they played the year before. They post a three-hour game on YouTube. So you're researching for gambling? Yeah, I'll flip through, see how they ended up running the offense. And I get a feel for the game then that's about to happen. There we go.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Anything you want. Anything you want. We're all different. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Chris Jansen's sophomore album, which means his second one, everybody is out today. It's a title track. He has Fix a Drink, everybody.
Starting point is 00:13:04 He's got a song called I'll Be Your Farmer. He's got, that's a good record. It is good. I didn't listen to it ahead of time because I try not to. But I've listened to a lot of it this morning. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. That got a great live, too, if you get a chance.
Starting point is 00:13:20 And what else? Yeah, it's Friday. So we got movies out today. Kingsman the Golden Circle. 53% positive on tomatoes. The Lego Ninjago movie. Like 90, right? 55.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Oh, wow. Yeah, I know. It's lower than I thought, too. Wow, okay. And then friend request, lowest of the weekend. Sounds terrible? 36% positive. Will you take your kid at your wife's Ninjago?
Starting point is 00:13:43 Yeah, not this weekend. I'll be in Vegas, but maybe next week sometime. All right. All right. I'm maybe. That's your 30 seconds skinny. Bobby Bones Show Bonehead
Starting point is 00:13:51 This story comes to us from Minnesota A nanny has been fired After she was busted on the nanny cam Drinking the breast milk Oh what? Oh, whoa Why? Wait, first of all, gross
Starting point is 00:14:06 It's not even yours and you're an adult But secondly, why? Why? Yeah. Are you thirsty? The mother And why fire her? Also, like, is that what a fireball offense?
Starting point is 00:14:17 Go ahead. Because the mom would, you know, pump and dump, leave in the fridge. And there would be none left at the end of the day. There was supposed to be extra bottles. That's fireable. That's eating the baby's food. Okay, but what if the baby's full? No, but it's a lot to pump that out and get it into the bottles and in the fridge to feed the baby later.
Starting point is 00:14:36 And she's eating it. But why is she drinking it? Is she hungry? She doesn't say why she. It's her thing. It's her thing. I don't know about this one. Like, that's a...
Starting point is 00:14:47 Maybe she's just hungry. Well, that would be sad. But then you can eat the other food in the fridge. Yeah, there's other food in the fridge. Yeah. That's a weird one. That's the weirdest one of all time, I think. And breast milk, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Does it taste good? Is it sweet? I don't know. I've never had it. Well, we've all had it. If one of us natural, oh, let me tell you, it's amazing. That's a good choice. You're throwing it out there.
Starting point is 00:15:10 And then we would know who dabbles. It's like Latote, where it comes every month. A different breast milk from someone. Yeah, you know? Different countries tastes different. I'm lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby bones. Is there a food you just won't eat?
Starting point is 00:15:27 Like, what's the... For me, it is onions. If there is an onion, if I know there's an onion, I will not eat it. I cannot take an onion. Raw or cooked or a designer. I do not care. Mine is raw onions. I can't eat an onion for anything.
Starting point is 00:15:40 What do you have? I don't eat olives. Nope. No, no, no. I like olives. No. And if somehow they sneak up in whatever I'm eating, I'm like, oh, I have to spit it out. I'm really dramatic about it too.
Starting point is 00:15:53 I like green full olives. You guys don't like those? No, no, no, no. I don't care of green, black, whatever I don't want to eat. That's been more of an adult acquired taste. Since I've become mature, I've started like olives. More sophisticated palate. Yeah, so no olives for you.
Starting point is 00:16:09 No onions or mayonnaise for me. Lunchbox, what food can you just not eat? Manease and tomatoes. If tomatoes are on it? No, tomatoes are disgusting. I send it back because they say, oh, you can just pick the tomatoes off. No, tomato juice gets on everything and it ruins it. You take it back and get me a whole new sandwich or burger or whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:28 If the tomato touched it, it goes back. Sorry. So far it's onions, olives, tomatoes. We're really crushing the vegetables here, huh? Although tomatoes are fruit, I guess. Olives are not a vegetable, are they? What do you think they are meat? Yeah, I think they are, Amy.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I have no idea. I don't know. Nasty. Amy, I'm not going to have to all... You think it's a nasty piece of fat? Eddie? Oh, mine's controversial because I can't eat jalapinos. I won't do it.
Starting point is 00:16:55 What? I don't like them. Wait a minute. I don't know who you are. Eduardo? Yes. The guy who pronounces narcos, narcos. Narcos.
Starting point is 00:17:03 I cannot eat jalapenos. On your tacos. Anywhere. Are your parents ashamed of you? Yes, because they order jalapenos on the side with everything. We go to McDonald's, they ask if they have jalapenos. That is so weird. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:14 That'd be like, me going, I do not eat white bread. No. No, it's not the same thing. No. Raymond, anything you don't eat? Produce Raymond? Yeah, sausage on my pizza. Sausage, period? I can eat sausage but just not on my pizza. It ruins the pizza. What?
Starting point is 00:17:31 Interesting. Don't be judging. You just said, I went on a whole rant about tomato juice. And he goes, what? Don't we judging? We all have our things. But he eats sausage, but just not on his pizza. Okay. I hate peanut butter. I hate peanut butter. But I get a peanut butter cup. Recy peanut butter. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:17:47 That's weird. Lobby bones. Lunchbox lets his dog go to the bathroom in people's yards all time. And doesn't pick it up, right? Correct. It's kind of your thing. That's just the way over the world. It's fertilizer.
Starting point is 00:17:57 It's whatever. It's just inconvenient. And it's been going on for years and there's no reason to change now. So the irony is he sees someone letting their dog use the bathroom. Except it's not in a yard. Where was it? It was in the airport. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:18:11 In the airport. In the airport. Literally right there on the carpet. Like, you know, how people have their dogs walking around now on leashes. She had one of those stretchable leashes, and the dog starts to squat to go to the bathroom. Two? Leaves two big old logs, and then she just drags the dog away. You could have just said number two.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Oh, number two. I thought you guys have to be having droppings. There, too. So, wait, she didn't pick it up in the other. No. And it was like, it's kind of like brownish carpet. It's dark carpet. So she thought it was a camphalajian.
Starting point is 00:18:43 She just wist a lot. Oh, me. How horrible if you're like boarding a flight When you step in that Nothing to see Did you not say something to her? No, she was going one way I was going the other
Starting point is 00:18:55 I was running late Citizens arrest Listen, I avoided it So I wouldn't worry about it What kind of human lets her dog take a crap In an airport? A bad one And then lets it just go
Starting point is 00:19:06 Yeah, because then she walked into like a restaurant Or whatever like she went to And you said nothing I mean there's other people around Why is it my job? I don't know. We need to get that picked up. Was it a service dog?
Starting point is 00:19:18 Oh, no. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It was like a little poodle. What if she couldn't see? Or she didn't know what the dog was doing? Oh, you mean if it was like a seeing eye dog? Right.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Oh, it is. Oh, it is like, oh yeah, minor detail. She was blind. Was she blind? No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Just check it. Well, if you're listening and that's you, you're a bad person for that.
Starting point is 00:19:40 So I look better now. No, you don't look better. This is not a make lunchbox like better segment Did you go pick it up? No, I went to get on the airplane. The Bobby Bones Show. Tina, in one of my favorite places, Bakersville, California.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Hey. Hi there. Thanks for calling. What's your question? My son's getting married on this October 21st, and he wants us to do a mother son dance. That's cool. And unfortunately, I can't come up with the song.
Starting point is 00:20:09 He sent me a song a couple of days ago, and I literally could not get through the first three probably words that they said without crying, and it was just too sad, and I wanted something memorable for us, but not something that says that I'm going to cry on the whole dance for it throughout the whole entire song, so I thought it would not call him and see if you had a recommendation. Well, you're going to cry anyway. I mean, it sounds like you're ready to go right now, honestly.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Like, this is a big deal for you. What was the song that he recommended? You know what? I really couldn't tell you because I honestly could not get through probably like the first four or five words of the song. Well, I can give you a couple just evergreen, like really good songs that if you play aren't going to be weird and they can't, but they're big songs. For example, like, I hope you dance from Leanne Womack. Like that song is just like, it's not romantic. It's about love and opportunity. it's about life
Starting point is 00:21:09 and it's like you know if things don't work out find it. I don't know it's just a good message of a song like I think that's a good
Starting point is 00:21:16 mom's son dance song because you gotta be weird because if it starts to get a little romantic in the song it starts to be a little weird right and it's tough
Starting point is 00:21:23 to have a slow dance song that's not romantic and this is one of them this is very much to be a mom talking to a son so that's a good I would recommend that one anybody have any problem
Starting point is 00:22:00 with that one no I like that one everybody's kind of like huh it was it was interesting at first but it makes sense now. It's like a life song.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Yeah. So that one, or I would recommend like, what a wonderful world. Older song, but man, this is such a beautiful song. I see trees of green I see them blue
Starting point is 00:22:39 to myself. Like that's a good one. Yeah. They're just beautiful songs, right? They're not romantic. You got to be, You can't do, you know, Tim and Faith.
Starting point is 00:23:01 It's your love? Yeah. It just does something to me. Yeah, that's awkward. It's a ballad song. Ballads are mostly love songs. Unless it's like burning house where it's sad. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:23:12 You know? I had a dream about a burning house. Wait, mom? What? Why are you telling me this, mom? So those are two that I would say right there. I'll give those recommendations. And thank you for the call.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I appreciate that. Good luck. Congratulations. Who's the actor or actress that no matter how many times they try? You just can't take him as a different character. And no matter how many times, they may jump in 10 other shows. Because I know that this Chandler, being friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I just can't see him as anybody other than Chandler. And he's tried eight shows. And they continue to put him in shows. And he's only Chandler. And I get the frustration. Now people will go, oh, he should shut up in millions of dollars. Like that part I get too, he did. But it's got to be as someone creative.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Like you want to move on. Even Joey. That whole friend's cast is tough. Jennifer Anderson has done it the best. Yeah. But I can't see Chandler Bing as anybody but Chandler Bing. Because Courtney Cox, I don't, I mean, but I don't watch that Cougar show. She does okay.
Starting point is 00:24:14 I can see, she does the other stuff fine. Okay. Yeah. Who is it for you? Mario Lopez. So even all the extra stuff, you only see Slater. I'm like, look at A.C. Slater really making it. He's out there just reporting.
Starting point is 00:24:26 That's funny. So you see A.C. Slater doing it. He also. Yes. Because I travel a lot and I'm in hotel. It's like the first channel I turned on. It's always him talking about movies from six months ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:35 He's like, on demand right now on your TV. Check out the newest release. Super bad. And I'm like, wait, huh? Let's update that. Lunchbox. Ashton Coucher. I see him as Kelso from that 70s show.
Starting point is 00:24:47 That's a good one. Everything he does. That's all I think about. Yeah, I guess I don't so much. I see him as Kelso, but he was such a kid then for me. Like, he was so young. I guess he's like older now. But that dude is like older now.
Starting point is 00:24:59 like super wealthy because of tech investments. Yeah, he's really smart. Eddie? Anyone from Seinfeld, like Elaine, she's in Veep, like, she's still Elaine to me. And then, do you remember Newman? Yeah. Hello, Newman. Like, he's always going to be Newman.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Lunchbox, do you watch Veep? I love Veep. Does she do, is she Elaine to you? No, she's great. She's the Veep. She's the vice president. She is amazing at it, and she sells it. Like, I don't see Elaine at all.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Look up her net worth. Julia Louis Drive. Oh, she's a rich. She's a billion. Billion. Really? Yeah. You know what else?
Starting point is 00:25:33 She's not related to Richard Dreyfus. Okay. I always thought that was her dad. Oh. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Who?
Starting point is 00:25:40 I think I was the only one. What a not fun fact. What a not mind-blown. Julia Louis Dreyfus, net worth. I know you're not going to spell it right. Just hit some keys that resemble it. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Got it. Okay. It's pulling up. Oh, not that much. 200 million. First of all, that's a lot. That's a lot of money. But when we were expecting it to be more.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I thought she was worth billions, though. I don't know why I thought she was worth billion. Okay. Go ahead. Technically at this exact moment, she is not a billionaire. Go ahead. But when she does up receiving all the inheritance from her father's estate, she will. Oh, so that's why.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Oh, Richard. Dad is rich. Richard Dreyfuss. Wait, I thought she wasn't. No, she's not. Oh, okay. But that's what it is. So she's not a billion.
Starting point is 00:26:29 She's made $200 million, but her parents are billionaires. Oh. Yeah, so then she'll be worth about $3 billion. Isn't that crazy? Do you all know the first female billionaire? The Spanx Girl? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was going to be Oprah.
Starting point is 00:26:41 I think Spanx was before Oprah. And Oprah had Spanx Girl on, so it caught her like. Oh, you mean Oprah had not Spank's on, had the Span Girl on? This is a Bobby Bonds show. Bobby Bonds. Yeah, Samantha in Fairfax, Virginia. What up? Hello.
Starting point is 00:26:58 How are you doing today? good? I'm good. How are you? We're good. I like it that you're excited. What's the big deal here? Well, I've never been on, I've never gotten actually through when I called, so this is amazing. Well, hey, hey! Oh, right. So describe what's happening around you right. Are you in the car? Yeah, I'm on my way to George Mason. I go to school there with my cats. With your cats? Yeah, I've got two little kittens and they're just bottle feeding. So I contacted my teachers and they said, just bring them in. Wow, that's like one of those stories where someone's like, I can't find a babysitter. And the teacher's like, well, bring the baby in.
Starting point is 00:27:35 And the teacher holds the baby while I teach you class. So the teacher said, bring your cats in? Yeah, they're two two-week-old kittens and they're super cute. How about that? Oh, my goodness. I want them. So what color car do you drive? I drive a black car.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Okay, and what celebrity do you look most like do people say? Julia Roberts. Okay, I'm just trying to picture it because it's tough. You know, we can't really pick. Stop it, lunchbox. Julia Roberts. I'm a big fan of her movie. Eric Brokovich.
Starting point is 00:28:04 What can I say? Yeah. So, anyway, thank you for calling. What would you like to say? Well, I listen to Namaste every single day. The raging idiots have a song called Namaste, and I've been like, I'm not going to play it anymore. And every time I say that, people are like, no, you can't stop playing it.
Starting point is 00:28:19 No, I turn on the radio, and if I don't hear it, after like 15 minutes, I plug my phone in because I bought it, and I shazam it every time I'm in the car, because I know that it pops up for y'all. It does. I like when people shazam nomad day.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Oh, that's loyalty right there. That's loyalty. But you really like the song like as a song? I love it so much. I play it all the time. My cats even like it. Your cats like a day. And they're only like a week old.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Dang. Well, that's very kind of you. How far is your drive to school? Without traffic, it's about 30 minutes. With traffic, it's about an hour and 45. Wow. It's quite the commute there. Well, listen, first of all, we appreciate you just
Starting point is 00:28:59 listening to the show. Thank you so much for listening to the show. And thanks for calling. Glad you got through. And hey, I appreciate you. You! Yeah, you got it. I only do that for like the callers that I think are really good. You know what I mean? Well, I love you guys. I listen to y'all every morning. Thank you. Thank you for listening to show. Thank you for thinking that Namaste is a good song. I appreciate that. All right. Have a good day at school. You too. Have a great one, guys. All right. I hope you have a good weekend. I hope your Friday's awesome. Probably ought to hit the road
Starting point is 00:29:31 But namaste Namaste Namaste Proud to be responsible But you're making it impossible In a spandex pants Looking off Flexible and you're down with dark
Starting point is 00:29:50 Griff Namaste That's better than the song I've been doing that every time It's better than the song Anyway I like that that. I like it when people will like us.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I wonder for cats are like, meow. No, I'm saying, meow. Yeah, meow. Oh, is that a roof? There's a cat pose. Oh, boy. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.
Starting point is 00:30:17 This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. All right, Chris Jansen is into the building. He'll come in and play some music in a few minutes. Chris Jansen has a new album out today, so he's coming by. Now, though. The morning corny What do you call a grandma that's on speed dial
Starting point is 00:30:37 What do you call a grandma that's on speed dial Instagram That's pretty stupid Why? That's kind of bad That's pretty stupid That's funny You like it, I can tell
Starting point is 00:30:51 All right, good morning and welcome Chris Jansen into the studio Chris Jansen, everybody Good morning! Hey, today a big day for you. It's a huge day, man. So gratefully, the new album, everybody, is in stores. Go get a coffee.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Boy, you're right to it, huh? Well, it's no warm up, just go get a coffee. Well, I'm just going to tell you, I'm really proud of this record, man. I worked really hard on it. I wrote every song, and even though it's a sophomore album, it feels like a freshman album. It really does, so I'm pretty stoked about it. Chris brought me a picture. It's a picture of Chris playing at the ACM honors.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Because Chris did the Shell Silverstein Award. Yes. And he wrote, like, a boy named Sue would be the song, Johnny Cash. And then Rolling Stone, which I would know, on the cover of the roll. And so Chris played. And by the way, I thought you were the best performance of the night. And I said that. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:48 And they put the camera on me while Chris was on. And I was just, I look like a possum eating crap. Great. Here to hear. No, dude, you look. That's why. So people out there listening, I framed the picture. I got a screenshot.
Starting point is 00:32:00 of the bottom of it is me. Like on the camera, it shows a double screenshot of me playing and him smiling and laughing. And honestly, like, a smile goes a long way. It truly does. You believed in the very beginning, which I'm telling you, man, it opened up my doors so wide, so I will always give you credit and say thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:32:18 All right, right, but thank you. It means a lot. Do you still know boy names there? I think so. I could do most of it pretty much right off the bat. Yeah. You want it? Oh, it's coming
Starting point is 00:32:30 Okay, hold on Obviously we didn't talk about this Like this is This song to me It's all the time My grandma And you just killed it At the rhyme
Starting point is 00:32:41 And there's no chorus To a boy named Sue It's actually just a poem Written by Shell Silverstein And Johnny Cash did it Yeah Oh yeah I would love for you to try it
Starting point is 00:32:50 If you don't think you can do it You know I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna try it I will try I will say Unpretendiously I don't know
Starting point is 00:32:57 this that great, so I'm going to try it the best I can. All right, let's you have for Chris Jansen here. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore, but you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you
Starting point is 00:33:21 for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. All right, buddy, Chris Jansson's here with us. Got a new record out today. It's called Everybody. Here's the title track of everybody. Called Everybody. Got a new record out today. Chris Jansen, everybody.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Chris Jansen in the studio with us now. So at the ACM honors, I know you got up on stage at a couple songs, and you did cover of the Rolling Stone. So I know you hear you have your guitar, you hear Monica. Let's hear a little bit of that. Will you play a Rolling Stone for us? Yes.
Starting point is 00:34:13 So this is Rolling Stone. Now, Shell, Sylveststein wrote it, but he didn't actually record it. Correct. So it was recorded. made famous by, well first made famous by Dr. Hook in The Medicine Show. And so neat little backstory, Shell came to my school when I was a kid, because you know he wrote
Starting point is 00:34:27 all those children's novels that we all know and grew up on. And he read us books and stuff. And I remember thinking at a young age, like, this dude is really cool. He has like earrings and a cool looking beard. Like, he's like, I want to be this guy. And so to honor him, to sing his songs was a really big thing. And so here's cover the Rolling Stone. Here we go. All right, Chris Jansen in with us. His record, everybody, out today. And so I hope you go check it out.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Sample it. Buy it. Go to Walmart. Get it yet. You got it yet? I have it, yes. But you haven't spent your own money on it yet. Will you go spend your own money on it? Oh, I spent my own money on my own record. Did you pre-order it? You bet I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who doesn't? I mean, you know what? People may say that they don't, but they do. I did. Do you rate and review yourself on 19- Oh, no, no, no. Chris Jansen says this is the best one ever. Five stars. You're welcome. Just kidding. By the way, in Nashville, Mayor Megan Barry is proclaiming to date. Everybody Day in honor of Chris Jansen. Did you know this? I did not.
Starting point is 00:35:23 She says, I'm Megan Berry, mayor of Metropolitan Government of Nashville, do hereby proclaim Friday, 3rd 22nd as Everybody Day. Wow. Wow, I didn't even know that. I'm going to just give myself a round of applause. Yes. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:35:36 And hereby recognize and celebrate Chris Jansen, and I encourage our citizens to support and thank him. That's amazing. All right. That is, thank you, Megan Berry. I don't know. I will say this. I do love Megan.
Starting point is 00:35:50 has been really a kind person every time we've ever met her. So I just have to say thank you. And I will say this. Coming from where I come from this town, people know that I was born in Missouri, but they ask me where I'm from and I always tell them here. I just feel like where you raise your family, where you become who you are is where you're from.
Starting point is 00:36:06 And I just, man, that just means a lot to me. Man, Christianthens here. He's got a record out today. Do you play everybody acoustic? I do. I do. Okay. I haven't heard you do this song.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Yeah. Okay, good. All right. Great. Thanks. So hold on. Let me say this. Are you retuning or you ready?
Starting point is 00:36:19 Go ahead. Go right. No, you retune. I'll talk. This will be a live tuning. So the record's out today. It's called everybody. Fix the Drink is the song you hear on the radio now. This is the title track, as they call it. The song that they based the whole record off of, because it's written for everybody. I have to tell you, I feel like such a, I just feel dumb whenever I have to say what I wrote the record about. But it's true. And I was watching the Kardashian show, guys.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Like, I was flipping through the channels. And I don't, I don't ever watch a whole. lot of TV, but I was pretty intrigued, I'm being honest with you, and so I walked on the back porch, and I was writing that day, co-writing with two of the most prolific, like, world-class songwriters ever. Tom Douglas, House to Build Me, Casey Beatherd, I mean, the list goes on and on, boys of fall,
Starting point is 00:37:05 et cetera, et cetera. And so we get in there, and they're like, what do you want to write? I said, man, you're not going to believe what I was just watching. And they were like, you're right, we can't believe it. And we wrote this song. It's called everybody.
Starting point is 00:37:16 And I just thought it was funny at first. and then I thought it sounded like a hit, so here it goes. The records out today. Here's everybody from Chris Jansen. It gives everybody. Fix a drink. Well, I can't fix that. Records out today.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Congratulations, buddy. Thank you very much. Thanks for having me on, too. I really appreciate it very much. Hope everybody goes and downloads it or goes to Walmart, gets it. More of a Walmart guy than Target guy myself. Me too. If I go get music, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:46 I'm going to get a little bit of hunting accessories while I'm there and get an everybody record. Easy to get guns at Walmart, I feel. Gun Game Strong, Walmart. All right. We're going to go. Chris, good to see you. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:37:59 I hope we saw a ton of records. Thank you. Chris Jansen out doing the Everybody Tour. When's 15 and 30 tour over? 15 and 30 tour is over this weekend. This is the last of it. Last weekend. Then you're out on the Everybody Tour.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Yes. But most importantly, the Riemann Show, which is a big deal for you in Nashville. Most importantly, playing with the raging idiots in Austin. Yeah, duh. The Nuddy Brown. It's going to be huge. It's going to be huge. Huge.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Huge. We're so stupid. All right, we're going to go. Good luck, we have the same birthday for those listening out there. We have the same birthday, so that might, there's a crazy nepotism going on in here. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:38:34 We're related for sure. Got to go and Chris Jansen, get the record. It's called everybody. It's the Bobby Bones Show. All right, we'll try a segment where we just answer the phone before anyone in the classroom. Hello? Who's this?
Starting point is 00:38:49 This is Nissy. What up? Hey. This is Bobby. How did you answer the phone? Well, because there's nobody in the glass room right now, and so we were on the air, and I just thought, let me just see who's calling in. Why not? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:39:02 That's amazing. Yeah, where you live? I live up in Maine, and I work in New Hampshire, so right now I'm traveling between both states. Oh, well, thank you very much. Yeah, obviously, I just picked up the phone here. So I don't know what you're going to say. Sometimes I have an idea of what you're going to say.
Starting point is 00:39:16 But what are you going to say here? I'm glad you called. I wanted to call in because my 11-year-old son is in 6th grade, and just last night he finished reading your book and it was the first like book that he's read on his own um like without somebody kind of prepping him aside from the diary of olympi kid series wow like i'm second behind diary of a wimpy kid that's pretty awesome they like the book he loved the book he kept he wouldn't put it down um nobody had to kind of remind him to keep reading he just he went through it in maybe like a week
Starting point is 00:39:53 and he said he could see pictures in his mind. I think it really helps him that he really follows your show and you guys and he could hear your voice. Wow. Well, tell him, I said, thank you, bro. I'll tell you what, I'll put you on hold. I'll send him a signed copy. I know he already has a book,
Starting point is 00:40:08 but I'll sign him a copy and send it to him that way he can have it if he enjoyed it that much. Maybe that's cool for him. That is so cool. That is going to change his life as a reader. Okay, cool. Hold on a minute. Don't hang up, okay? Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Okay. Hey, I put her on hold. Will you make sure that Ray, you never remember. Just make sure she doesn't hang up. Hey, Misty. Yeah. If they hang up on you, call back. Because I know how this little operation works around here.
Starting point is 00:40:33 So just hang on the phone. And if for some reason hang up on you, call back, okay? Okay. I can't leave my talk to you. I mean, it's not that big. I mean, it's a little overrated. But I'm glad you called in. Hey, I appreciate you, by the way.
Starting point is 00:40:44 So thank you. Okay, don't hang up. By the way, I wrote a book called Bare Bones. I mean, it was just a four times in New York Times bestseller. It didn't matter. Available on Amazon. Available on Amazon. But I'm working on the second one right now.
Starting point is 00:40:56 It's not going to be out until like summer or next year. So it's not even like... Oh, wow. What about the advanced copy that we get to read? There's no such thing. What? There's going to be stuff that blows you away. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:41:06 It's not about you. Don't start thinking I'm writing about you. I didn't even think that, but I was like, what does that mean? We're going to get blown away? Like, I feel like we know most everything about you and what you have to say. You do, don't you? Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Starting point is 00:41:22 teacher at lunchbox's old high school who called and was like nobody really talks about lunchbox. Oh yeah, a poser teacher like I had like she knew she was talking about Well she has a teacher, she wasn't a poser. Yeah. Well, she's a poser like she knows what's going on. So she called and she was like nobody knows lunchbox. He makes up all these stories.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Like he's not talked about in the hallways like he says he is. Like a legend. Yeah, she's on the phone right now. Oh, she's back. Oh, good. Chrissy. Yeah. Hi, thank you for calling back again. Is there something you'd like to say?
Starting point is 00:41:52 Well, I did want to tell lunchbox. Oh, you're cutting out. You want to tell lunchbox what? So I didn't. Who knew him? And I had four kids that actually knew who he was. Wait, four? Four?
Starting point is 00:42:06 Wow. Wow. Okay, so four kids knew him. Okay, go ahead. And then my yearbook class got really interested in it. They actually kind of thought I was a little bit of a celebrity for being on the radio. Just so you know. But they thought that was cool.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Yeah. But they do want to do a story on lunchbox for this year's yearbook. How about that? Boom. What do you know? That doesn't happen unless you're a big deal. That's what I'm talking about. This guy actually went to our school.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Like you didn't know it, but he went to our school. Yeah. Yeah. Like most likely to succeed. You know, they have that support, whatever that thing is called. Yeah, but you're kind of getting in there because nobody, do you hear what she's saying? She's like, no one knows you went to the school there, so they want to cover it. You're going to highlight you because nobody.
Starting point is 00:42:49 No, no. It's sort of a. celebrities that went here. It's like that. It's like a what bat. What do you think it is? Chrissy, what is it in your opinion? What is it what? Like what's the approach on doing a story on lunchbox for the article? Um, I think just trying to, you know, make him what he wants to be.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Like, you know, his goal is to be famous at his high school. Never mind all the other accomplishments. He really seems to hang on to that high school thing. So, you know, just trying to help him out a little bit, I think. It's like a gift. Educate the kids that he went to school there because they don't know. Oh my gosh. You guys are missing the point. No.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Do you have said? They don't know. Four kids knew. They asked the whole school. Four kids knew. In case you missed it. Yeah. No, it's like this.
Starting point is 00:43:33 It's like celebrities are like us. Like they shop at this store or they went to high school here. It's like a, wow, man. Look where they are now. Let me say this. Go ahead. Can I, so lunchbox is just fascinated with teen moms, right? Yeah, he is.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Okay. Well, if he does this. story, he will actually get to have a conversation with a celebrity because I was a teen mom. There you go. He's a teen mom. Hey, so, we got to make this happen.
Starting point is 00:44:02 I'm going to put you on hold, Chrissy, okay? And then we'll get your info and we get lunchboxed it hooked up. And then his kids at his school can finally know he went to school there. They know that. There's probably pictures of me right when you walk in the front entrance. Thank you for the call, Chrissy. Yeah, I go talk to her.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Show. We leave the show and head right to Las Vegas because it's I Heart Radio Music Festival. It is, as they say, the Holy Grail of music. It's a humongous festival, all genres. So here are five facts, and this is just cool, even if you're not going to be listening to it or going,
Starting point is 00:44:36 because most people aren't. You'll see some of it on TV. There are many ways to catch it, but five facts about our Iheart radio performers, I think, are pretty interesting. Number one, let's talk about Chris Stapleton. Chris Tableton worked at a Papa John's in high school. He keeps his name tag in his medicine, having it.
Starting point is 00:44:53 As a reminder of how Hardy's work to get where he is now. That's cool. Wow. Do you know what I found? I found my Hobby Lobby, Bobby name tag. No. I have it at my house. I do have it.
Starting point is 00:45:04 I found it. And so I kept that just because it was funny. But I keep my street sign in my room. Population. For the same reason. Like Mountain Pine Population 772. But so I like, I feel Chris. And I read that, I'm like, man, like I do the same thing.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Because it can be easy to have people like Amy. Just be like, you're the best. and I'm like, I start to feel it. You know what I mean? Like, you pump me up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, you're the greatest of all time. I'm like, yeah, so it'd be easy to lose where he came from.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trust me, nobody doing that. Let's go. I'm serious. Can you encourage you? A little bit, but then you make fun of me. Thomas Rett. On the Bobbycast.
Starting point is 00:45:45 No, in an interview. I don't know where. We've been together somewhere Thomas Rett told me that when he did die a house. Happy Man for the first time ever. He wrote it that night. Went out and performed it that night in concert. Messed up all the words. But he was like, I wrote it, went right on stage and performed it.
Starting point is 00:46:02 You guys know that story? No. I feel like I do. Didn't he say he wrote it like in Little Rock or something? I just said that he wrote it and sent it to his wife, and she was like, this might be the best song you've ever written. Well, he wrote it and then played it that night. Chris Martin from Cole Play, because Cole Play is playing.
Starting point is 00:46:17 They wrote Till Kingdom Come for Johnny Cash. for you I'd wait for... This song makes my neck hair stand out. Yeah, it's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It wrote it for Johnny Cash, and they were going to perform.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Johnny Cash and Cole Play, we're going to do it together, and then Johnny Cash passed away before they could actually make it happen. Wow. But, like, I'm not kidding, and I'm not saying this to be ridiculous, but like the back of my hair
Starting point is 00:46:45 and the little hairs are on my nipples stood up when I played that song. That's like the only hair I have left because I did a image because I got rid of it. You should get the nipple. You could have to say I can get his me goosebumps. No, I like to keep it real.
Starting point is 00:46:59 It's very specific. I like to keep it real with the audience. Keep it real, keep real, keep real. So anyway, that song, that's the song that Brandon Lancashire from Lanko when they walk down the aisle. That was it. Oh, that's the one? Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:11 30 seconds to Mars. They have a Guinness Book of World Record for the longest concert tour by a rock band. They did two years straight. Wow. Pretty much six-night three years for two years. Yeah, that's good. Jared Leto smells good.
Starting point is 00:47:31 I get to hang out with him and I was like, you smell good. He doesn't look like he stinks, but he smells like fresh daisies. Man, the weekend, he's playing. He got his name because one weekend, he dropped out of school, moved out of his parents' house,
Starting point is 00:47:46 and never went back. It's one weekend did it all. I was like, I'm out. That's funny. And then he was like, I'm going to call myself the weekend, but there was already a band called that in Canada, so he just took an E out,
Starting point is 00:47:55 so he gets so it'll be called the weekend. Oh, yeah. This is a jam too. It doesn't mean my nipple hair standout, but that's the jam to do. But that's five facts about our IHeart radio performers. That's a pretty cool segment, right? I love it. Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Starting point is 00:48:18 So 7-Eleven, you know, gas station is going to now start selling gourmet food. What does gourmet mean, though? Because I see gourmet all over. I'll be at the grocery store, gourmet bag of nuts. Okay, well, I guess for... I'll be in a restaurant, gourmet chicken. I was right, what does... Look up the definite...
Starting point is 00:48:32 Before Amy tells me, look up the definition. definition of gourmet because here's what I think the definition is. A word that's used to make something seem fancy. Like in my head, that's all it is. It means nothing. What does it mean? Well, I don't have the definition. Somebody else is looking it up.
Starting point is 00:48:44 But let me just say, normally you get like a hot dog or a tequito or a microwave burrito, but now they're offering restaurant quality chicken parmesan, a Chipotle chicken bowl. So they're upping their game. So if you're on the road and you're trying to find like an actual meal meal, 7-11, gourmet. Interesting. Yeah, people have to make quality. better. You either have to make quality better or if you're going to keep it not as good,
Starting point is 00:49:07 make it way cheaper. Because people, they won't have it. They won't have it, I tell you. Yeah, I hear you want to hear what gourmet means? I do. Characterized by refined, even elaborate preparations and presentations. It's just fancy. Fancy, that's it. Of aesthetically, athletically, aesthetically balanced meals of several contrasting, opting quite rich courses. Gourmet is athletically pleasing. Amy? So I have some ways that laptops, be making men and fertile.
Starting point is 00:49:35 And you need to listen up. This is what I do in my laptop. What? Because just in case, I take it and I have these straps and I strap it to my waist all the time. My laptop? You have a trap? So everywhere I go, I keep my lapar. I turn it on and I keep my laptop strapped to my waist because I'm trying to kill all those little men all the time.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Can I say that word I circled? What is it? I can. Okay. Scrodle temperature. Oh, yes. I say it often. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:49:58 There's not an hour that goes by my day where I don't. So you can say it. Yeah. Okay. So, anyway. But Bobby said, it heats up that area. The temperature gets, you know, too high and that's just not good. Even if it raises it by five degrees, it could cause problems.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Medical terms. And that's why, again, that's why I always, I have a fanny pack now that's really big. And I put my laptop in my fanny pack just to keep the scroll temperature up. Because I'm just trying to kill them all. Also, the electromagnetic field from your computer might have an effect. And we've heard that. Like, phones being too close to your body or different things. Sometimes I'll take two laptops.
Starting point is 00:50:33 And I'll turn it both on and go to bed in the middle of them, just so they keep it. And then... Yeah, just keep the... The third reason isn't so much related to, like, the actual computer and what it's doing, but if you sit at your computer too long or you get too wrapped up into it, you're sedentary, and you need to be, like, a healthy man, active lifestyle to, like, keep yourself fertile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you're trying to have a baby or not have a baby.
Starting point is 00:50:54 So I have my work laptop and my scrotal temperature laptop. Oh, boy. And that's why I've always got two... But it's like, why do you have two phones? I have two phones. I'd have two laptops. Keep him at bay. You know what else?
Starting point is 00:51:06 This story just kind of made me sad that this guy had to do this and maybe we just need to work on the system or whatever. But there's a guy that recently got arrested on purpose so that he could sell drugs in jail for more money than he could on the street. Yeah, that was a weird story. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:21 We talked about that. No, we talked about it off the air. You explained it so much better than he did. No kidding. This is what it was like, I got a bonehead. And we're like, what is it? This guy was trying to go to jail to sell drugs to jail people who aren't in jail. We're like, do I have no idea what that means?
Starting point is 00:51:37 I don't get it. This is what I said. He had a product and he thought he could make more money in jail. So he was like, how am I going to get in jail? So he threw a rock at a police cruiser. He was arrested. Lost me. All that stuff doesn't need to be.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Like, Amy just got it perfectly. But no, the bonehead part is he didn't realize they would search him before he went into the jail. So when he got to jail, he was arrested for possession of drugs also. And it's probably not comfortable where he hid them. Oh, he keistered him, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:52:01 So that was the bonehead, but you guys didn't get it. No, no, we got it. Then we let Amy do it and we say, oh, that's a good story. You are no Shell Silverstein? I was like, are you sure we taught? When I said it, I was kind of like,
Starting point is 00:52:11 y'all are looking at me like, we've talked about this. I was like, because sometimes I forget things we talk about. Off the air, lunchbox is like, this is the bonehead I want to do. We were like, we don't get it next. Yeah, but then they got it when you tell it because it didn't even make sense.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Good job, Amy. Amy, great. Nice work. Great storytelling. Stop. I never tell anything. Thank you. What else you have?
Starting point is 00:52:28 Okay, well, lastly, if you were a Jerry Seinfeld fan or the show Seinfeld fan, excuse me, he says that there's not going to be a reunion because there's no point in tampering with something that, quote, went pretty well. Yeah, I agree with that. I don't want to see a reunion of that show. And what about letting you be okay with it?
Starting point is 00:52:44 Friends, yes. Yeah, you'd be okay with that, but not Seinfeld. I would. I was thinking about it whenever I read that, and I was like, what if? 30 years from now, someone was like, we want a Bobby Bone show reunion. Would we do it?
Starting point is 00:52:57 Well, I won't be alive, but... 30 years, Bobby. Probably not. 30 years. Not me. 30 years. You don't think you're going to be in your 70s? Apocalypse. You guys are acting like...
Starting point is 00:53:06 Oh, you mean all of us? Yeah, we're all in there. Here's the thing. It will never live up to the high. If you did a friend's reunion, it's not going to be as good as we hope. It's like when Taylor put out, I know what we did last summer. What about that song is called? It should have put out the greatest song in the world
Starting point is 00:53:20 and it was not going to live up to the height because it was just the next Taylor. Swift thing, it can't live up to the hype. Friends reunion can't live up to the hype. That's why I don't do it. Sinfell reunion can't live up to the hype if I don't do it. Okay, but who... Could we? Absolutely, can't be cares. There's no hype. Well, because I pictured you saying something like that Jerry Seinfeld said, like, well, it went
Starting point is 00:53:37 pretty well, I don't want to mess with it. Also, he probably didn't care. Like, he finally like, I'm down with people. Yeah, yeah. He's good. No, I just would want to see you guys. We can still be friends, Amy. We don't hang out. No, apparently we're going to be dead. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Did these asteroids keep passing by Earth in an alarming pace? And it's not like we can move them.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Like if one decides it's coming at us, goodbye. Well, no, an Independence Day, they got went inside. That's not a documentary. I thought so too. All right, there you go. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bones, everybody.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobby. If you go to Bobbybones.com, you can see the list. We're all the way to number three today of what I feel of the most underrated artists in country music. You can look at all 10. But we'll just start at 5.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Number 5 was Lauren Elena. Because she can sing her brains out. Number four was Kip Moore because he's just a fantastic artist. Artis. He's an artist. At number three, most underrated artists. One of my favorite, period, is Aubrey Sellers.
Starting point is 00:54:48 She is so distinct. She can sing. She is. She has a whole sound And she's like, I don't care what anybody says I'm doing a whole country record With all electric guitars Like she has a voice
Starting point is 00:55:01 I mean a perspective when I say voice It's like garage band country Her album is so good And I feel like she's so underrated Like people aren't spending enough time Paying attention to Aubrey Sellers Number three On the underrated artist lists
Starting point is 00:55:27 Aubrey Sellers. Check out our record number three. She's amazing. So, we're off to see the wizard, the one of our Wizard of Oz. We're going to Las Vegas to our Iheart Radio music festival tonight and tomorrow night.
Starting point is 00:55:45 I hope you listen on the radio. Hope you watch online. Like for us, like Chris Ableton, Thomas Rett, obviously friends of ours, but Cole Play, which is cool. Who is it that you want to see? Chris Stapleton and Thomas Rett. Yeah, but we see them all time.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Like, Cole Play. I just said that. Anybody else? Any other additional? Kings of Leon. Yeah. Pink? I've never seen Kings of Leon before, and I like them.
Starting point is 00:56:07 You never seen them live? No, never. Maybe I haven't. I've just met him a few times. Yeah, I met the dudes. Yeah. Lunchbox? I'll go, Coldplay, Kings of Leon,
Starting point is 00:56:18 Bishon. Why? I'm going to be repeating the same thing. We're really diverse. Yeah, guys, come on. DJ Callet. I'd like to see him. Well, we're going.
Starting point is 00:56:24 I said pink. With another one. We all want to see Chris Tableton and Thomas Red. As we should. We see them all. Every time at the grocery door. Yeah, but... But it'll be a big deal.
Starting point is 00:56:32 It's a huge thing. And follow on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, and we'll be doing part of the broadcast. It's a really cool event. We're off to Vegas. We'll be back Monday. I'll be hung over. What?
Starting point is 00:56:43 Miley Cyrus. Yeah. That's going to be the jam. He looked it up, finally. Yeah, he Googles it. Who's playing on her? I knew. Are they letting you go?
Starting point is 00:56:52 I'm going to let me go. Hopefully I get in the door. Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. I'll see it. I'm sneaking. I'm excited about the surprise guest.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Okay. Now people are just looking up. The literature is sent from... No. We'll see you Monday. Follow on the weekend and we'll see you guys Monday morning. Bye. Wait.
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Starting point is 00:58:01 The Disneyland Resort is everything. We came to play, but Callie. felt like I was in the round-up game with Woody at Pixar Pier. Have you been holding out on us? No, just showing you where the real Hollywood stars are. Like Tiana's Bayou Adventure. Oh, there's jazz, right? And a drop. You'll see.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Grab a Mickey Brussels on the way. Girl, you'll read in my mind. We're almost there. Disney California Adventure Park and Disneyland Park. We came to play. Both park tickets and reservations require such as two restrictions change and cancellation without notice. Visit Disneyland.com for details.
Starting point is 00:58:31 And now for a bit of breaking news between your breaking news. With me, the Gicokego. Here are some things you walk to know today. People who switch their car insurance to Geico save about $900 a year. Experts are calling that nice to know. Also, plants can hear when bees buzz. My phycus just heard that. And finally, animal experts have confirmed that goats have regional accents.
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