The Bobby Bones Show - Chris Lane On Stepping In Dog Poop Moments Before Proposing To Lauren Bushnell + Amy Takes a Fun Ride on A Blimp + Lunchbox Tries To Sell Something of Bobby’s

Episode Date: July 26, 2019

Chris Lane and his fiancé Lauren Bushnell stop by and tell us the story of how he proposed to her. Amy recaps her once in a lifetime experience riding on a blimp. Learn more about your ad-choices a...t https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:59 ALEave's got your back Try a leave Use as directed For minor aches and pains The Bobby Bones Post Show I woke up this morning And I don't let my dog
Starting point is 00:02:13 Sleep in the bed But I will let him Hop up in the bed occasionally So he's not used to it It's just another thing Like the couch He's fine up on the couch He gets up on the bed this morning
Starting point is 00:02:23 And I'm like, I got to pee So I walk over to And I hear But what did you bam Boob to the cow I'm like what is he? happening and I don't want to cut my pee off because it burns. And so I finished
Starting point is 00:02:33 peeing and here, pukk-p-gau! The dog has jumped off the bed, onto the bedside table, knocked over my yogurt jar, knocked over my bottle of water. It's standing on top of the bedside table. He jumped. This dog is insane. And he's looking at me like, what up?
Starting point is 00:02:49 Like, ain't nothing. Like, hey. Ain't no thing. I'm here. He's actually up here again right now. Oh. Because, will you bring him in? He's in my office. Because.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Because we had to bring Eddie, his raging idiots Yeah, my sweater. So Jessica, my assistant, has the dog with her. Oh, cute. And so she was like, hey, I have the dog. And I was like, oh, cool. So here he comes. He's a little bigger now.
Starting point is 00:03:11 You haven't seen him since then. He's going to come waddling in. Well, oh, wait. Maybe. If you're watching this on Facebook Live, you'll be able to see him. Oh, Mike's got him. Wait, I want to watch him walk. Well, he's, Mike D. is carrying him.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Do you want him on the guest seat? Amy, you want to pet him or no? Yeah, I want to hold him. He'll, he's still teething. He gets very excited around new people. Oh, you have grown. That's weird. What do you mean that's weird?
Starting point is 00:03:35 Well, it hasn't been that long. I know. It's been like three weeks total. Amy, where are you going? Amy's, okay. He will buy your earring and pull it. He did, he pulled her earring out. It's in his mouth.
Starting point is 00:03:49 He's hilarious. You're like, it's hanging, it's low hanging fruit, man. Well, good thing you didn't rip your earring out. Well, good thing they're clipons. That would have been a vet bill. Yeah, it would have been a vet bill. It's like a baby. We can't hear you.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Amy's walking around the studio now with my dog. Can you see her on camera? Yeah, I can see her. So that's the thing. And also he was hanging out just sitting on the bed. And I had a little bit of dad arm because he starts falling off of it. Now it's half asleep. And I go, my arm jumped out, caught him, pulled him back on the bed.
Starting point is 00:04:20 And he's like. You know what this is? This kind of gives me baby fever. A dog gives you baby fever? Holding him like a baby. Like, just makes me want to hold a baby. Maybe. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:04:31 There he is. He's so cute. You want to put him in the guest chair? Or do you want to keep holding him? Okay, yeah, I'll put him over there. He won't stay, but there you go. There's the dog. And this is week 11.
Starting point is 00:04:45 What are you owing about? Just him. I love him. Yeah, he's getting actually better. Like, we hang out and chill, and we have moments now where he does real dog things and not just nutty puppy things. Oh, you're going to sit with them in the guest chairs. Nice.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Put that mic on, Amy. So we can hear you. Yeah, you can talk from over there. He's going to eat it. Yeah, it's a club on. Yeah, it's Friday show. So Mike D and I were just talking. We've pretty much exhausted all material for today.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I don't have a whole lot to say. Oh, Amy's putting the guest mic on. I will say that we've done better in the studio. Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell sounded pretty good today with the law of mic on. I agree. We were getting some heat early on for our progressive thinking of using different kinds of mics. He has two different color eyes, isn't he? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:30 One's blue and one's like slightly green and blue. It's awesome. Yeah. So. What do you think, little guy? What do you think? Buns, do you have a voice for him? No.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I mostly talk to him like this. Okay. But if I need him to come right then, I go, ha! Yeah. He responded to that. He knows. Yeah. He doesn't always come, but he knows.
Starting point is 00:05:51 He's like, this dude thinks I'm a horse. It's like cattle drives. Ha! Oh, it's like he sees you. He's like, there's my dad. What up, buddy? Hey. Hey, is Bobby treating you right?
Starting point is 00:06:04 Yes. Are you happy with Bobby? Yes, you can have them, though, if you want him. I'm very good to him, but you can have them. Oh, okay, yeah. Don't let him buy. Oh, don't. We're trying to break him from chewing.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Oh, stop that. Bad. Yes. That's a, when you say bad like that, that's good. Bad, Stanley. You're such a bad boy. Sounds dirty. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Mike D, you can take him out of him now. Ow! Ow! Yeah, you brought that on yourself. Okay, enough, Stanley. Oh, no. Wait, what? He pee?
Starting point is 00:06:40 Amy yelled something about his penis. Did he pee? Did he pee on you? No, his pee came out. That wasn't pee? Oh. That's the first time I've ever seen his penis. Well, that, I mean, you did say bad, bad.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Have you ever seen it? No. Let me say, I'm kind of proud. Why did he just come out? That's my boy. Like father. they're like son. I'm done.
Starting point is 00:07:07 There you go. Amy's going back to her seat now. We had a chihuahua like that. I've never seen him his penis before. Well, I just did. I saw it too. Did you see it? I find myself like feeling that I have to exaggerate my dog at times.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Like a parent will exaggerate their kids' abilities. I'll be like, yeah, he's only 11 weeks old, but he has the bark of a two-year-old. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Like when lunchbox comes in and talks about like, yeah, my son does this. now better than every other kid. Oh, he does. And I was talking the day
Starting point is 00:07:40 like he likes to lick his poop. Oh, and he was just licking me? Then you dog shamed me for that and I'm like, of course he doesn't. No, he does. He actually tells other dogs not to lick their poop. Don't do that. That's gross. Yeah, he actually does dog dead talks online about the benefits of not
Starting point is 00:07:56 licking your poop. So, yeah, there's my dog. Special little treat for you today. Yeah, I like that. And he gave you a treat back. He did. Yeah, he did. Whoa. Whoa, well, well.
Starting point is 00:08:09 I was like, okay. I got to get them neutered. Mm-hmm. And I got to get his... Will that stop that from happening? No. No. Didn't think so.
Starting point is 00:08:18 You're not neutered, though. I don't know. Feels like it. Okay, but you're not. I got to get them neutered, and there's like a thing because bulldogs have trouble breathing. And so you... Oh, deviated septum? Something.
Starting point is 00:08:30 You get that done at the same time while they're under. Because they're not the healthiest of dogs. I never wanted a bulldog. an English bulldog but it just kind of was like here do you want it and I did and so now I'm just learning about them as I go they can't swim they have too much skin
Starting point is 00:08:46 they jump in the water and it's like but he's like jumping in the water with like five trash bags on it's hard to get up I'm dead but he put the lapjacket on him yesterday I told Amy people are just stopping by the house now girls are just stopping by the house nice and I'm like
Starting point is 00:09:01 oh they're using their dog my dog to get to me they're not They just want the dog Yeah, all dog Well, just keep working it No, I'm just happy to someone take the dog It's kind of like being like a friend Like a friend zone first
Starting point is 00:09:16 Then you work it Most of the time's hard to get out of that friend zone I know Anything we want to say here Amy No Really I mean not that I can think of Is there anything we didn't get to that
Starting point is 00:09:27 No I pretty much I was telling Mike I hit the whole list today And hit the whole list for the week So Oh do you want to play Ramundo's game The one game we didn't get to And this is a good game, but we kind of gamed it out today. We're going to play Ramundo's merch game?
Starting point is 00:09:40 Mm-hmm. Okay, so tell us how the game works, Ramundo. So these artists all have their merch, so they take on tour with them. And some of the stuff's pretty unique, and there are context clues, and so you have to guess which artist's merch it is. So he's going to give us a clue. You have to guess which artists. I'll give you the price. I'll say what it is.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Concert merchandise. A price? Okay. What's up first, Ramundo? All right, a $25 Camo hat that says CJ. CJ, $25 Cammo hat says CJ. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Go ahead. Chris Jansen. Chris Jansen. Yeah, Janssen. Chris Jansen, there you go. It's good. All right, what's the next one? A $35 tank top that says,
Starting point is 00:10:20 I love a small town boy. You can say if you know it. You get the point if you know it. Dustin Lynch? No. I know it. Yeah, it's Dustin Lynch. Lockechish.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Oh. Song, dude. Come on. Get with it. Get with it. Eddie. Raymond, know what's the next one? All right.
Starting point is 00:10:35 $450 signed piece of artwork that's a picture of a sound wave and it's titled Vice. Oh. You know those bones? Vice. You know it? A lot of money. Vice. Wave?
Starting point is 00:10:50 Florida Georgia Line. No. Kenny Chesney. No. They could vice. Vice. Yeah. Miami.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Vice. Marin Morris. No. It's Miranda. Miranda. Oh. Of course. Next up.
Starting point is 00:11:05 $5. reusable straw that has a crown on it and the artist's name. Oh, I'm in. Go ahead, sit. Marin Morris. Yeah, there you go. That's got to be it, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Ray chased a lyric down for that clip too. Hey, Lawn. All right, what else? A $45 hoodie that says, Turning me on. Turning me on, turning me on. Jason Aldeen. Is it Al-Dene?
Starting point is 00:11:35 No, it's Blake. Blake, Shelton. Turning me on. That's a good song. Give me another one. A $20 camo, a pair of camo booty shorts that say she's country. She's country. From my cowboy boots to her going on.
Starting point is 00:11:58 All right, last one. Yeah. $35 white t-shirt that says, marry me. I know that one. Oh, Thomas Red. There you go. Oh, thank you. Breezing.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Hit that Merry Me Club. It's a really good Bobby cast up with Thomas Rett, which he's doing really well, obviously, a superstar. But he did, yeah, check out the new Thomas Rett podcast where we talk for 72 minutes. What's up with that picture you posted on Instagram? I remember looking at him, me like, what is he doing? Like Thomas Ratt's taking the picture, like normally, and then you're, well, face you. I'm looking at him going. The mouth open.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Love. I think I captioned it like, is this what love looks like? Yeah, I did L.O. a little bit. Thank you very much. You're welcome. I mean, if I post my dog, it gets 60 to 70,000 likes. I post me, I get nine. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Not thousand, just nine likes. Happens. But? Such is life? Amy, is that like you and your kids? Yeah. Yeah. Stevenson's pretty likable.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Oh, yeah. He brings the likes. When Amy put an Instagram story yesterday up of her kid, Stevenson coming out of that blamp, I was like, yes, he wins. I know. Yeah. I'm glad he went.
Starting point is 00:13:18 He didn't trust me. I picked him up from camp because I was like, they need to go. I'm just going. And he didn't want to leave camp. He told me he had a busy day. So I showed up at camp and he like came out with his backpack all like, I just had to leave all my friends. He has friends.
Starting point is 00:13:30 That's cool. He just made them. Okay. And barely because he told some of the kids that they were his best friends and they were like, we're not best friends. And then he's like, fine. Then I don't want to be your friend. Like he doesn't, but he doesn't get the difference between a best friend and a friend.
Starting point is 00:13:44 So I'm like one day. he made friends and lost friends. So we had to talk about it. And I'm like, best friends are like... The old kid stock market. Yeah, it's like up and down, up and down. But right now... Or it's like my dog's penis.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Yeah, like that. So he went. And then at the end of the day, he was like, I'm glad I went, mom. So shout out. Does your daughter tell you she loves you yet? No. No. She wrote it on that paper once, but Sunday school made her.
Starting point is 00:14:13 I mean, it was part of the activity. She said it was for me, but no, every night. I still, good night. Love you. Good night. Okay. Do you want your door shut all the way? All the way.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Shut. Does your son want his door shut all the way? He varies. Sometimes it's wide open. Sometimes it's just a little bit. Sometimes shut it. Rarely shut it. How do they sleep?
Starting point is 00:14:39 She's in her room? No, meaning do they get good sleep? I'm like, well, she's in the night. Yes, they do now. Yeah. Sorry. I didn't know where that was going. But yeah, no, finally, yeah, we're good. She does not go to bed. When we put her to bed, which they do go to bed pretty early, but she does not, I know, I hear her. Our room is right below hers. And, I mean, sometimes she's moving furniture. She's getting the funshua. She's making her little bracelets. But I mean, I wonder, it's summer.
Starting point is 00:15:07 So if it's school, like, we'll make sure she needs to go to bed. But I'm like, if you want to work on bracelets, she's not, you know, watching TV or anything. I'm like, but if you want to hang out in your room and read or make bracelets, like, you can until you're ready to go to sleep. And she's a total teenager on the weekends. I've gotten to wear it's kind of cool. I like it because when my mom used to let me do this, I thought it was super cool. Like, I'll let her sleep till 10. And she, like, thinks it's the coolest.
Starting point is 00:15:31 thing ever because she's 12 now and she's got the whole hormone thing going. I know she needs her rest. And so I won't, I won't wake her up. And then finally around 10 a.m. I can't take it anymore. And I'm like, okay, time to get up. But still, I feel like a cool mom 10 a.m. Man, I love sleeping in. I've had the, I think, I was thinking about it this morning, I think I've had the best week's sleep on a work week that maybe I've ever had in the past six years here, ever. Don't know why. I'm taking nothing. It's been almost three weeks where I've nothing to sleep, which I haven't done that in a long time either. So, but I am sleeping just so pure. I wake up before I'm supposed to wake up 15 minutes and I'm like, huh, wow. How about this?
Starting point is 00:16:13 You feel rested. That's awesome. I never feel super rested when I wake up. Oh. But when I get I can always feel like 45 minutes or so into it, I'm like, all right, I can really feel how the day's going. When I'm my car driving to work, I can kind of feel where I'm going to go. I'm like, all right, I'm being, like, I got to focus a little more than normal because I'm not there. But I've had the best like five nights sleep in a row and maybe because we haven't been traveling a whole lot and I haven't been traveling a whole lot and my schedule's not flip-flopping like crazy
Starting point is 00:16:38 that could be a part of it. Yeah it's about to change because we are here this weekend. Yes. But then you hit the road. It's every weekend. Yeah. Then Chicago, San Antonio Austin, Emerillo El Paso, Vegas, Louisville, all those dates. Oklahoma City.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Yeah. St. Louis. Yep. Wichita. By the way, if you're listening to Wichita, it's our only full band show of the whole year. We're playing that we're headlining the fair. So it'll be like we're doing our two-man comedy music show, but we're doing the fair in Wichita, like full band rock and roll show. So if you come out, please, because if you want to come to the fair and hear us play some songs, we're bringing Natalie Stovall and Brandon and Ray with us.
Starting point is 00:17:20 So there'll be some good singers. Rocking and rolling. We're playing the Opry tonight. So fun. Yeah, so it'll be good. Morgan number two, anything happened with you this weekend? Probably going out tomorrow. Oh, I am going to a beer festival tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Do you just stay drunk on the weekends? I'm trying not to do that anymore, but sometimes I drink a decent amount. Yeah. Yeah. Going to a dinner, which will end up into going out after. And then, yeah, a beer festival, which will turn into going out after. I was talking to Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell today after word. And I like them.
Starting point is 00:18:00 I've spent a little time with them outside of the show in a professional setting. You hear the interview later on in the podcast, but they were like, man, let's have dinner. Because I talked to them. We're kind of a little text thread going at this point. And so I was like, man, I should have like a dinner party. You had one, sorry, wrong camera. You had one when I was talking to myself when Sharna came into town. That's true.
Starting point is 00:18:24 And that was really cool. Like, I enjoyed that. I did. And it was Sharna, my producer from Dan. Dancing with the Stars. You and your wife. Ray Mundo and his. Sison was there. Cisand, Ray Mundo and his girl. And I had a date. Yes. That's correct.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Yeah. And so we did have an adult freaking dinner party. Now, I've been thinking, too. Go ahead. Like, you mentioned the other day that you want, like, you miss, like, fried chicken. I make a pretty good fried chicken. I miss any bad food because I don't really eat it. But I love fried food. Like, if I'm on death row and it's like, what do you want to eat, I'm chicken fried steak, fried chicken.
Starting point is 00:19:00 I love, yes, I love fried chicken. If you want to do something like that at the house, you want me to make some fried chicken, we can do that. I just, it's weird for me to have a dinner party and not have a girlfriend or a date though, right? Like everybody else becomes in couples and I'm by myself? I can see how that's weird for you. It's a little, it feels a little, not even awkward, it just feels like an odd number. I don't like odd numbers. But I did have a date, and it was a girl that I liked, but then I was early Dancing with the Stars.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Like week three or four. Oh, you mean you had a date for that? I thought you were saying. No, I had a date for that. dinner party. We only went out a few times, but then I went away to dancing with the stars. And I was just gone. As you guys know, I was impossible. And I kind of regret blowing that up because she was cool. And I was like, I just didn't talk really, I didn't talk to Amy, much less anybody else except for on the show. Well, so you're thinking you want to have another one of those
Starting point is 00:19:47 dinner parties? Eventually. Yeah. She was nice. She was nice. Really nice. Yeah, she won't talk to me anymore. At all? Well, because I like. Which one was it? I like, worry about it. Which one was it. Well, I wasn't there. I bailed out on everyone because I was only focused on that show and that was not a good good deal. Like Eddie, she was a hotty-hotty? Yeah, yeah, she was hot. Yeah. Like double hot or
Starting point is 00:20:13 just one hot? It's pretty hot. Write it down. I can't remember. Write what down? Her name? I don't. I may just draw a picture of her. No, I Okay, I just can't remember. I don't have piece paper I'd write it down. I don't think you know who it is. Let me show a picture of you? That's the only time I ever saw her, Amy.
Starting point is 00:20:31 I know. I know who. I can't remember the details, but I know I know who she was. Eddie, you've fallen up a picture. Zoom in. Zoom in. I need to get a camera behind you, bones. No, and I'm trying to find her on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:20:47 I wonder if she blocked me. Oh, no. What? Surely not, right? Surely not. You were busy. I really was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:56 I really was. And I get it, too. I probably would be. But she was really nice. Yeah, we get it. We get it. We enjoyed her company. Just funny.
Starting point is 00:21:06 It's fantastic. Like, what was good about her personality? She was a great personality. Just likable person. I can't find her Instagram. I think she blocked me. What did that be weird? Or maybe I don't remember her last name.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Oh my gosh. I think she blocked me, though. What did she do? She had brown. She had like dark. No, what did she do? Oh, PR. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:28 PR. We're not playing this game. Lunch. There is no way. Lunchbox is trying to guess. And I did type it in right. Oh, it's her profile's,
Starting point is 00:21:40 private? No, this isn't her. That's not funny. It's not her bones. Stop talking right now. What? That's another one. It's not another one.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Never mind. Or is it her? Do you remember her? Okay. Eddie, go look and see if that's her. I'm sure it's her. We're done. It's not her.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Oh, it's not. No, it's an other friend I have, but that's the same name. All right, the end. We're done with this. Homestay. We're out of time. We're actually not out of time. We can go all day.
Starting point is 00:22:12 No, we don't. How's the chat room? It's good. All right. Oh, great. What are they saying over there? They have some questions for you. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Go ahead. They want to know what you're drinking and what your pink drink is. So this is water with electrolytes in it. I thought it was pink. lemonade. No, it's not. It's water. And I will drink more water if it has a little bit of flavor in it. So it's water with, it's an N-U-U-U-N. Is what it's called? Yeah, none. I put the electrolyte tablets in it. And I drink a lot more water because of it. My husband likes that. Now, Bones, is it like electrolytes, I just did a little bit of research in that. It's a real thing. Like, right?
Starting point is 00:22:50 When you get dehydrated, it's mostly because you're not, you don't have water in electrolytes. Right. And also, those tablets just help you drink more water too, right? Because they taste good. Yes. Yeah. What else? Morgan number two? And they want to know if you got a shout out on your Peloton bike. Nope. Sure haven't. But I did hit up this one person the last time named.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I just don't, I can't think of names. Olivia is a trainer. And I was like, hey, give me that shout out. She didn't. And then she saw it afterwards. Like, next time I'm giving you a shout out. Because I screenshot my post where I'm like, hey, give me a shout out. And then they don't.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I feel like if I ever see one of my trainers, oh, I only do one guy. If I ever see him person, I'm not like freak out. I feel like I know him. Again, my whole theory of everybody's famous to somebody. Yeah, like Andy, shout out. So once you see Olivia again, Bones, you'll see her pop up on the screen and you can pick her class.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Is that how that works? Yeah, but it has to be live. I usually take classes that aren't live, but you can take live ones if you time it just right. My schedule is a little odd though. Okay. Yeah, she didn't block me. Amy here's just.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Okay, finally. DM her, dude. No, I already tried that. And nothing? No interest. Wow. Oh, yeah. I remember you showing me her.
Starting point is 00:24:04 But. How nice is she, Amy? Yeah, I really screwed that one up. That was totally on me. Yeah. What are you going to do? What about that time you told the girl, do you want to date or not?
Starting point is 00:24:20 Yeah. Or would you say, do you have time or not? I said, listen, I'm gone for like the next four weeks. Like, if we're going to try to date, let's go out and see if we like each other, or nah. I'm very to the point. And you guys are like, don't be so to the point. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Anything else, Morgan, up to. Any other questions? No. Oh, face shirts. The face shirts, are we still doing more of those? At some point. Yeah, we moved over to the Pimba Joy stuff for the veteran when we were going to do another one.
Starting point is 00:24:51 So at some point, we will. Yes. That's about it then. All right, thank you all. We have to take new pictures, show pictures, too, when our new executive producer gets here. which we don't have yet. Yeah, what status on that?
Starting point is 00:25:02 Amy asked me that this morning. We're just not there yet. We don't have anybody yet. We've cut it down a bunch, but we don't have anybody yet. All right, good. We're done. Rock and roll. Check out the Bobbycast with Thomas Wrett.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Check out four things with Amy Brown and her husband's on. And Jamie Coward. What are you guys talking about today? Lunchbox? What are we talking about today? We're just going to talk about some NFL stuff and make fun of Ray because Ray tells you he's a betting expert. and he tells you everything wrong.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Bones, he gives us a lock every single day. Like, if you want to make money, take Ray's advice, but he gets all of them wrong. So now a lot of our listeners are right and insane, like, I bet against what Ray said, and I won. Oh, wow. 80% going against Ray's it. Yeah, so we've strongly encouraged people
Starting point is 00:25:47 to just fade my picks. I'm at about 20%. So if you do the fade, you're going to hit at 80%. That's an episode of King of Queens. Is it? Where she takes the two of them, yeah. So he's the dad, the grandpa, Ben Stiller's Day. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Everything that he says she does the opposite of and her life turns way better. Well, that's like Ray on our show. All right, check out the Sor losers podcast. All right, that's it. Thank you. See you guys on Monday. But here is today's show. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
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Starting point is 00:27:36 that goats have regional accents. I'm getting a hint of Irish there. It feels good to get good news. It feels good to Geico. Hey, everyone. It's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I-Heart Audio Book Club. This week on the podcast,
Starting point is 00:27:54 I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science, and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it.
Starting point is 00:28:20 I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust, the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me, and I left it on the mic. That's great. Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Book Club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Jana Kramer from Winddown with Jana Kramer. Every Mother's Day, I tell myself I'm going to be more thoughtful than flowers because flowers are beautiful, but they don't last. In my house, everyone always ends up in the kitchen, friends, family, the kids, and I love having things around that spark conversation and feel special. That's why I love the Lennox Spice Village and your mom will too. It's a set of 24 hand-painted little houses that are actually spice jars and I swear people notice it the second they walk in. It's charming, it's nostalgic, and it somehow makes even everyday cooking feel a little more fun.
Starting point is 00:29:26 And here's the best part. It actually gets used every day. Whether you're starting the full set or helping her complete one she's loved for years, there's a whole world of Spice Village to explore. This Mother's Day, give her something she'll treasure long after the card is put away. Trust me, once you see it, you'll want one too. Find the full collection at lenox.com slash spice village. Mr. Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Let me go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones. Hey, everybody, thanks for hanging out with us. We've got a pretty good Friday show. I'm not going to lie to you. Morning studio. Morning.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Amy got a mean note about her family feud appearance, huh? Oh, yeah. I mean, it just was like uncalled for because she basically called out me being a mom because I guess I came off on the show as ditsy or something. I thought you came off as funny. Here's the clip of Celebrity Family Feud, and Amy, it's her turn to answer, and she's like, when do I go? Here's the clip. Can I go now?
Starting point is 00:30:34 No? She has to go back? Where? From whence you come? Steve. My favorite to his Amy's first name was Steve Harvey? Steve. Steve, but you go Amy.
Starting point is 00:31:03 What did the note say? It said, are you really that dim? you constantly act clueless I hope it is just an act considering you are raising children it's not cute Miss I have to be center of attention trust me
Starting point is 00:31:21 I would have rather answered yeah also you're very smart yeah yeah I would that easy trivia
Starting point is 00:31:33 but quizzes are not not the, how smart you are. No, I've never been good at tests and quizzes. You're a very smart person. Yeah. And you're a very good mom. Thank you. You're a very loving person.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Yes. And I just was like, how is she talking about my family feud appearance where we had so much fun? Everything was so awesome. And who cares? That's not, doesn't affect how I am with my kids. Did you respond? She's like worried about them. No, I just took a screenshot and reposted it.
Starting point is 00:32:01 But I crossed out who she was because I didn't want to give her attention. What platform of that? Instagram. Oh, wow. Instagram's a little nicer. I know. That's why I was like, but you know what's so amazing about our listeners or I guess and the followers on Instagram is they like, they replied to her for me.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I didn't even really have to acknowledge. Yeah, sometimes the troops come in without your help. It was so cool to see. And even some of my friends like, you know, texted. They're like sometimes they're struggling with how they deal with mean notes. And they're like, but what's cool is like y'all's people like they totally have your back. I'm like, yeah, they do. You know why she doesn't love you?
Starting point is 00:32:35 Why? Because she doesn't love herself. Probably something. That's why. Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast, highlight segment of the day. If there's a story that comes out and they say, women are looking for this in a partner, I'll click it. Oh, yeah. Every time.
Starting point is 00:32:48 The biggest Bobby clickbait is women want this. And I'm like, well, let me see. Because I ain't got a woman. So, by the way, I'm single, never been married, never been engaged, no kids. I'm just trying, right? Yeah. I'm out. I don't even know what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Because I've kind of given up. Well, you're on that app. I'm on a few apps. But, I mean, I've just kind of given up the fact that there's someone that's going to match me in general. Well, if you have that attitude. I know. I know. I agree.
Starting point is 00:33:18 But this story says, here are the top things women look for in a partner. Okay. Are you ready? Ready. A new survey asks more than 68,000 women. This isn't just walking down the street. It's a lot. For the most important things they look for when finding a partner.
Starting point is 00:33:33 At number five, if I can get a drum roll, please, Raimundo. And then we'll give our thoughts here. Number five, confidence. Yeah. Number four, education. Okay. Number three, intelligence. You excel there.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Number, oh, I don't, in education or confidence? Education, you do, but you're very intelligent. You would be intelligent even without education. It's not like you have, like, your PhD. I mean, you know, but you're very smart. I have a college degree. I know. Why are you hating on me right now?
Starting point is 00:34:06 I'm not hating, but I don't know what they mean by education. Number two, supportiveness. Okay. I don't know if you. Yes, you're supportive. Go ahead. And number one, kindness. Yes, very kind.
Starting point is 00:34:22 But I mean, I feel like I check most of those boxes. Yes, you check them. Where is... What was that? The fifth one? Confidence. Yeah. That one, you're not very confident.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Spotty in certain places. I mean, you're very confident in your work. But, yeah, yeah, like my looks. Looks didn't make the list. Oh, see? By the way, which isn't true. Well, I mean, looks are relative. And money didn't make the list.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Why don't talk to what you think about that? I think that's a lie. I mean, that's women lying on the survey because all they care about is money. Money is number one in all women's eyes. Oh, number one and all women. All women's eyes. I'm telling you, if they are, they can see a hot dude and they go on the first date and they find out he doesn't have a job, they ain't going on a second date.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I thought your wife didn't. Oh, well, it doesn't have a job and money is very different. No, oh, no, why? He can still be the same guy. No, because it's like, why do you not have a job? Because he just loves to chill. Okay, no, then that's lazy. Is that a job?
Starting point is 00:35:19 Loves to chill? Sign me up. Now, I'm doing the wrong thing. Right? Right? There's a difference between no job and money. Here's what I'm saying. Women, just in general, people like all these things,
Starting point is 00:35:33 if they're also attracted to them. Right. Would you agree with that? Yeah, like where's the wit? Like, your intelligence makes you quick-witted. Quick-wit? Is that the... Witt didn't make it. Witt? No?
Starting point is 00:35:45 Yeah, I mean, sure. Morgan number two, what do you think about this? When you're looking for a dude, what are you looking for first? Money. No, not money. I'm spot on with you. Like, looks are important because I do look for all those things, but I do have to be attracted to them, too.
Starting point is 00:36:00 So if they just have those and I'm not attracted, then no, I'm not going after them. All these things are great, by the way. All the five they list here, but I'm just saying they're not, they're leaving out, you know, being attracted to the person. Yeah. Being, having financial, I think that's probably a... Oh, financial stability? You're saying that?
Starting point is 00:36:18 Yeah, money. Like, being able to provide. Is that support, though? Does that fall under support? Supportive. Oh, I don't... Oh, good point. Maybe they just financially supportive.
Starting point is 00:36:27 I don't think it has to be about shopping. Okay. I just... I think that there's just being a little too nice here. I see what you're saying, Eddie, supportive, because that way they can support their habit of being at home, you know me not having a job. You ever did a really rich guy
Starting point is 00:36:39 Morgan number two? No. No. Unfortunately, no. I have. I have. Boom! What did that? Boom!
Starting point is 00:36:47 What did I just say? Yes. The truth comes out. Unfortunately. I said you've had a really rich guy. She goes, unfortunately, no. Yeah. I know, but I mean, I'm saying, I have and it was legit.
Starting point is 00:36:57 See? That's not saying. Yeah. Look at this. Oh my goodness. But it just, but that just was a bonus of it. Oh, yeah. That was a good part.
Starting point is 00:37:07 In fact, I literally didn't even. know that they had money for like a long time but it then it started to like you started to realize and I was like okay well wow this is the bonus but it had nothing to do with my initial attraction in fact that
Starting point is 00:37:23 the other things matter I'm a big prop of all those things matter but I just think it's weird that looks or money and I don't think money should be number one even top three but it's it matters and not that you're rich but it's just that you have some sort of thing going on where you can take care of just yourself much less her
Starting point is 00:37:39 Yeah. Like, I look for someone when I'm working that has something going on. It's not about the actual dollar amount. It's just what are they doing? Like, what's happening? What's their drive? Yeah, are they passionate about it? Like, if you date someone that just chills, eh, no.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Yeah, because he can't buy you a Kate Spade purse. He just chills. Okay, Kate Spade, where are you like, is that? Isn't that a purse person? It is. I mean, the only reason I know she died recently. Yeah. I mean, she did make really cute purses.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Exactly. Heist in the 90s. My favorite is both of you girls cracked. Morgan and everything's like, unfortunately, and Amy's like, it was legit. Well, I was just being honest, but it wasn't important. And I didn't even know. What I'm saying is I didn't even know in the beginning. So it had nothing to do with it.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Nothing to do with it at all. You didn't know. And I was like, well, this is interesting. Did you find it after you broke up? No. I mean, it started when we were dating. Like, it just started to become... What do you buy you?
Starting point is 00:38:36 It wasn't what he bought me. It just was that I didn't ever. have to pay for anything. Like it just was, and it wasn't a big deal. Like, to him, it literally was not going to put a dent. Like, nothing was going to put a dent. And then he also had a trust fund. It was like that whole thing. Yeah. But he, you would have never known. Like, you just would have never known. How did you find out? Well, I think we started talking about it. And then he talked about, yeah, like, everybody's family, basically when they turned 18, they like went to the bank and like, it was like a big celebration. And they signed. Oh, holy crap. Or whatever age it was, 1821. I don't
Starting point is 00:39:07 remember all the details, but it was like family money. But he still had good work ethic. Why did you break up with him? I didn't. He broke up with me. Oh. Yeah. Thank you for the honesty, though. No problem. Appreciate that honesty. A plus for honesty. Yeah. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. All right, it's Friday and Ramundo's got the news. Raymundo, what you got over there? In government news, the house passed a bill to fight spam robocalls. Your phone carrier is going to have to implement call blocking and other things and no charge to customers. In California, 16 Marines have been arrested for their involvement in a
Starting point is 00:39:42 smuggling and trafficking ring. And finally, for some states, tax-free weekend starts this weekend. For other states, it's going to be next weekend. You may buy a lot of things for your kids, back to school, all that without tax. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Hey, everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I Heart Audiobook Club.
Starting point is 00:41:01 This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of, Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science, and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it.
Starting point is 00:41:28 I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me, and I left it on the mic. That's great. Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Book Club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Jana Kramer from Winddown with Jana Kramer. Instead of giving your mom something that fades, give her something that becomes part of her home this mother's day. The Lennox Spice Village is a set of 24 hand-painted little houses that are actually spice jars, perfect for anyone who loves to cook, entertain, or enjoy the little details that make everyday life special. As a mom, I love gifts that help turn ordinary moments into memories.
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Starting point is 00:42:55 Exceptional taste, honest value. Visit True NatureMeets.com, code free meat for 20% off plus free New York strip, Texas smoked brisket and Mediterranean chicken with code free meat at true naturemeats.com. A woman in New Mexico is facing charges after police say that she ordered food from a sonic and then told the server, hey, this one's on God. And then she flees. Oh, okay. God was going to pick up the tab for her onion, for her onion rain, her ocean water, cherry lime maids.
Starting point is 00:43:31 A new Mexico woman is facing charges after the server came up, dropped the food off, and she goes, nah, this one's on God. He's got me covered. I'm good. The Los Cruces Sun News reports that 30-year-old Delilah Hernandez was arrested Monday. Police say she rode her bicycle to a Sonic, ordered the meal, got the meal. The server goes, all right, I need the payment. She goes, nah, this one's on God. And the server said, that's not how this works.
Starting point is 00:43:55 But she then rode off. So she, I mean, how funny would that be to just do this? that, see if it ever worked. Yeah. Have lunchbox to it? The problem is, people would get irritated. I think people would get mad at us if we just did that bit. You think?
Starting point is 00:44:08 Yeah, I want to do a bit with God in it. Yeah, it's true. It's risky. Risky messing with a man upstairs. Yeah, I'm not trying to get in on that. So, but I thought that was pretty funny. Yeah. Maybe God told her, we just don't know.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Because I don't know how God speaks to people. So nobody else happened like to calm up, like, a second later, and be like, hey, you know what I'd like to pay for that woman's meal? Because that could be God. I don't think anyone knew. I think if somebody knew it probably had. I know if they didn't know. But I mean, just, you know, sometimes you randomly decide to pay for someone's meal.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Something's prompting you to do it. Maybe she was the only person God targeted that day in that town. Lunch, actually do it maybe, but without God. This one's on Bobby. Bobby. Or just pointed somebody across the room and go put it on their tab. That guy. Put it on and see if it can be tabbed to somebody else in the place.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Something like that. That's funny. Like, yeah, he told me to put it on his tab. Yeah, he said guy over there. Okay. Put down this bill. I mean, people do that at bars, right? Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Oh, yeah. When someone's got a tab open and you hear their name, this is on Bill. People don't do that. Oh, yeah. I would think so about. At the bar, you hear someone say last name Jackson. Next time you're up at the bar. Oh, yeah, we got a tab.
Starting point is 00:45:15 What's last name? Jackson. Oh, wow. I don't think that really happens. I've done it before. Oh, you have? Yeah. Well, don't.
Starting point is 00:45:26 He shouldn't do that. I mean, obviously, he's, you do it a long time. Yeah, I'm older now. I'm older now. I'm more mature. I wouldn't do that now. No, no, no. Let me go to Chris and Virginia.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Hey, Chris, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. How are you, bud? Hey, I'm doing really good. How are you? Pretty good. Appreciate your calling. What do you want to say? I just wanted to say, I really appreciate your show.
Starting point is 00:45:43 I've been listening for about 10 years. I'm a truck driver, and you got me really into country. And I just listen to your show every morning and it kind of keeps my day going. I appreciate that. I just wanted to say thank you. Do you have a favorite artist? Right now, I'm kind of on. like folky, so probably Coulter
Starting point is 00:46:02 Wall, but I also love Luke Combs and Chris Stapleton. All good picks there. All good picks. Well, listen, thank you very much and be safe out there, man. Thank you. You too. There he is. Chris and Virginia. The Bobby Bones Show. All right, lunchbox, what did you go do?
Starting point is 00:46:16 Well, you have your old headphones that you wore for like 20 years. You had to retire them when they moved to the new studio, so I said, hey, if they're just laying around, they've got to be worse some money. And Bobby Bones is a celebrity, so I'm going to go to the pawn shop and I'm going to get some money for him. Well, two things. One,
Starting point is 00:46:30 I've had them since I was in college and so yeah since I was 18 and then two they're not worth money they're old and broken but I just never change so here we go
Starting point is 00:46:41 here's lunchbox sell these are crappy headphones that I've had my entire life and when you hear these clips there's a couple people working at the counter so you're going to hear two voices coming in and out
Starting point is 00:46:49 lunchbox trying to pun my headphones trying to sell them on Bobby Bones wore these for 20 years the youngest member of the Radio Hall of Fame he's American mentor on American Idol
Starting point is 00:47:00 He won Dancing with the Stars, and he retired them. This is like finding a Babe Ruth baseball card. We can't pick collector, I'm. Maybe selling them on eBay or something like that, yes. But it's not like Pond Stars, you know, where they have a phone and friend kind of thing. So I can't get $10,000 for them? Can't get it here. What about $1,000?
Starting point is 00:47:20 No. What, who would they call in? You know, they call on the expert from Pond Stars? They'd have some kind of radio expert. I mean, they have an expert for everything on that. show they are best friends with everybody in the world. All right, so here's clip number two, lunchbox trying to pawn my headphones.
Starting point is 00:47:35 These are Hall of Fame headphones from Bobby Bones. Probably got some of his hair in there, and I'm wondering how much I can get for him. Do they work? They got him in the Radio Hall of Fame, got him on American Idol, he won Dancing with the Stars, wearing those headphones.
Starting point is 00:47:49 A dollar. The youngest member of the Radio Hall of Fame, and you're going to tell me $1. You want to? No, I was looking at least a thousand. No. Your boss will think you're a hero. You sell them for double,
Starting point is 00:48:00 what you pay me for him. So I can't buy them? So you really can't buy them? No. Oh, you're going to regret this decision. You know that. You're going to regret it. There you go. So we got zero on the first offer and about $2 on the second one, which is about $2 too much on the second one. Were you expecting more? They just don't know. I mean, I really thought they would, because they could just put it up
Starting point is 00:48:18 on their little billboard outside says, Bobby Bones, headphones, and you know how many people would stop in their store? It would be worth the advertising dollars alone. I mean, I could not believe it. So I got them and I'm going to probably put them up on eBay. Yeah, I think that, no, no, you're not. Did he ask you for permission? No, and we shouldn't move them around. I left them in the studio in one place because they're so fragile. No, I'm still using them in the other studio. Let me go talk to Nicole in Iowa.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Hey, Nicole, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. How are you? Good, how are you? Good. What do you want to say? Well, my daughter and I have been a huge fan of the show. We followed you on dancing with the stars, and my daughter cried when you won. Oh, me too. That's common. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Well, thank you very much. How much would you pay for my headphones? I don't know. Exactly, $2. Yes, she's also confused by that. Thank you for the call, Nicole. Tell your daughter, I said hello too. Appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:49:11 The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30 seconds skinny. We've got lots of new music out today. Tricia Yearwood shared a new song called Working on Whiskey. Here's a clip. Old Dominion dropped a new song called Never Be Sorry, and they said ending a relationship can be hard and frustrating, but this song reminds you not to forget you loved that person,
Starting point is 00:49:47 and you shouldn't be sorry for that. Chris Jansen also shared another single, and this one is called Say About Me. The album's out today, Justin Moore's, Late Nights and Longnecks. Here's the single off the album, The Ones It Didn't Make It Back Home. Here's to the ones that ain't singing so long.
Starting point is 00:50:37 And then we've also got another EP from Mason Ramsey. He just released the Old Town Road remix, but here's his EP called Twang. Here's that title song. But you love me. Number two, that's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Okay, so a puppy saved his owner's life. He's in his mobile home. It catches fire. He's sound asleep. He is not waking up. But his little miniature pincher named Bella would not see. Stop licking his face. Just lick, look, look, look, lick, until he woke up,
Starting point is 00:51:18 and they were able to both escape the home without any injuries. Well, one, that's awesome. Two, as Instagram would say, you're quite fire with dog stories lately. I know. I got the goods when it comes to the dog. You just made us old again. She went with got the goods. Well, is that not cool?
Starting point is 00:51:36 It's like, where's the beef? Got the goods. Oh, okay. Well, what would the young people say? I just told you that you're fire. Fire? Lit? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:46 I don't. No, not lit. Well, it's kind of ironic because this story's about a fire. Oh, you could literally be like, it was lit. Yeah. See what I'm saying? Thank you. There it is.
Starting point is 00:51:56 That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobid Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Holly Hill, Florida. A man broke into a house with stealing some items. When the homeowner woke up, they got in a little fight, but the guy got away Scott Free.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Police come and they're looking with their flophed. flashlight and they're like, what's that? They find his hotel key. Oh, no. So they just drive down to the hotel and it's attached to room 325 and they go and arrest him. Dang. That's funny. You know, when I was robbed, the dude left the hammer behind. They traced the hammer.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Oh, wow. They got the hammer that he busted in the window with. Not smart. I was like, that's not my hammer. Cops got it. Tested their fingerprints. They're like, oh, we know who it is. Went right to him.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Wasn't a hotel key. The guy wasn't even a local and he's robbing. What do you take a vacation and rob while he's? All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gcu.edu to learn more. Hey everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I Heart Audio Book Club. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary, Massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science,
Starting point is 00:54:05 and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself, getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic. That's great.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Book Club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Jana Kramer from Winddown with Jana Kramer. Instead of giving your mom something that fades, give her something that becomes part of her home this mother's day. The Lennox Spice Village is a set of 24 hand-painted little houses that are actually spice jars, perfect for anyone who loves to cook, entertain, or enjoy the little details that make every day.
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Starting point is 00:56:03 And I know you're trying to be super healthy. But on the show, you're talking about eating something called Brain Octane. It sounds like one of those. flavor as you'd eat at Halloween. Mm-hmm. Like, they make a dip and dot powder, or like a flavor of brain octane. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:15 No. I mean, it's, I feel like a lot of people are put, no. Not the brain octane. That's the brand, because it's a bulletproof brand, but maybe MCT oil. You've seen it at coffee shops. I think just like the point 0.001% to know what this is.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Okay. Well, I will shed light on it. Well, Amy has a podcast called Four Things, and Amy brings her husband in. Well, yeah, because I wanted to try out this crazy cracker trend. Like all the health people I follow are all about these crackers right now. So these Instagram people are making you eat this stuff? It's Instagram. Yeah, it's mostly Instagram. But I see it in.
Starting point is 00:56:48 LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They live all over. Like, they don't all just live in L.A., but they're just like. Venice. Yeah. Actually. West Hollywood. Right, right, right. Beverly Hills. These are really popular too in like other countries as well. Amy brings her husband on to try on a, try out a Scandinavian fiber sprinkle. Here you go. You're going to try the Scandinavian fiber sprinkle. What do you think? Pretty bland.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Well, it's definitely, like I can tell there's a, it's wholesome. Mm-hmm. Like it's some fiber up in there. Definitely some fiber in there. Ben just sampled the sprinkles and that's all I have left because I went through the crackers, y'all. The crackers are legit. Yeah, they're good.
Starting point is 00:57:26 I mean, and they're like an appetite suppressant cracker. I don't know. They're Scandinavian. I don't know. They're made there. I don't know. Check out Amy's Four Things Podcast. Search four things with Amy Brown and you'll find it.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Wherever you listen to podcasts. I have another clip here of your husband who calls you out for making him talking about something risque on the first episode. Oh, wait until you hear what he thinks is risque. Go ahead. You crushed me from the first time I was on a podcast. I didn't cry. No, but we didn't talk about dirty things or. We talked about infertility on day one.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Okay. Podcasts zero one, zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one was. So let's talk about first infertility. If that's your definition of risk gay, then that's interesting. Then you're like, don't look at my phone. If that's, you know. Like, no, we were talking about this one podcast I was listening for her and her husband, they get into like really, like, stuff, like inappropriate. Maybe some people might say, but still interesting.
Starting point is 00:58:18 And then my husband's like, yeah, well, we talked about infertility. Four things with Amy Brown. Check it out. You can listen to her husband on that show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Fun fact Friday. Oh, I love Fun fact Fridays, mostly because it just creep up on me. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Give me that first fun fact. Elvis Presley's manager sold I hate Elvis badges as a way to make money off of people who weren't buying his merchandise. Like if they weren't fancy, he was a win-win. He sold stuff to people that loved him, sold stuff to people that hated him. Bones, did you get that from the colonel? I didn't. It's an excellent idea. Wow.
Starting point is 00:58:52 But I got into a lot of trouble because, and no one even knew until I put up my first book. But I secretly bought billboards all over Nashville that said, I hate Bobby Bones. Or no, go away Bobby Bones. Something like that. Yeah. But I didn't sign it. You didn't know. But now you should sell I hate Bobby Bones merch.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Oh, we probably sell more of that. No, that's fantastic. Brian Bosworth also did a fantastic thing like that. The Baws. Where he would sell T-shirts in cities that he was a football player, played for Oklahoma, then played with the Seahawks. And the cities that he would go to, someone would be selling T-shirts outside of it,
Starting point is 00:59:22 being like, we hate the Baws. He's a loser. But he was the one doing it. Genius. Amazing. Yeah. So, I think the Baws lives in Austin, Texas now, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Or maybe Waco. Maybe. Somewhere up there. Yeah. What else, Amy? So during Prohibition, moonshiners would wear cow shoes. Now, this was a fancy footwear that left hoofprints instead of footprints helping smugglers evade the police. Because they couldn't follow their tracks if it looked like an animal.
Starting point is 00:59:49 They wouldn't think anything of it. Because they weren't thinking the cows were selling the beer. Right. Isn't that? That's fun. That's pretty fun. Give me another one. Okay, pretty fun.
Starting point is 00:59:56 So Mr. Rogers always mentioned out loud that he was feeding his fish. You know, like, I'm feeding the fish. Because a young blind viewer once asked him to do so. She wanted to know that the fish were okay. Oh, man. I know. Isn't he awesome? And I watched that documentary about him thinking,
Starting point is 01:00:15 I'm probably going to learn something I don't like about him. And I didn't. I ended up watching it and going, oh, I was wrong to even think Mr. Rogers was not a good dude. And I didn't think that. I just thought, documentaries always show a slightly darker side of people too. A human side. I shouldn't say darker. Human side.
Starting point is 01:00:30 They didn't. They rocked it. There were some things I didn't know about him. I didn't know he grew up super wealthy. Yeah. I didn't know. So, but yeah, wow. What else?
Starting point is 01:00:37 Okay. So, this has to do with us a little bit. When the first car radios were introduced in the 1930s, there was a huge battle over whether or not they were too distracting and several states even considered major fines for people who use radios. Oh, yeah? Well, what's going to happen too with self-driving cars in the next 10 years because most cars will be self-driving or at least allowed to be, you'll have video options inside of cars.
Starting point is 01:01:01 too. You don't really need to be driving. Oh yeah, because you can watch a video. So, which is great for streaming. And listen, a lot of radio people are like, Burr. I'm, why do you think I build this studio to be so visual? They can watch our show while they're driving. They can watch our show. We're creating content. Yeah. Like, yes. It's, as you can see, the world is just one repeating event. It's like music. Oh, they're not country. Well, 10 years later, they're like,
Starting point is 01:01:24 well, like, Garth Brooks is known as the most country person. What, 20 years ago, people were like, this guy's not country. Ask Garth to tell that story. Maybe it's more than 20 years at this point. It's about 20, I think. But yeah. Amy, what else? I'm still more fun with that?
Starting point is 01:01:40 I'm still having fun. Oh, this is amazing. Normally y'all give up on me by this point. Okay, so a lot of babies auditioned for the full house role is, you know, Mary Kate and Ashley Olson's role. What is the baby's name? You got to do. Michelle?
Starting point is 01:01:51 Michelle. Michelle Tanner. If I'm guessing. It is. It is. It is. I just blanked for a second. So a lot of babies in and out.
Starting point is 01:01:58 And legit, there was like some good ones. but they simply got hired because they're the only ones that never cried during the audition. Oh, is that right? They just didn't cry. So they were like, let's hire these babies. Were there other twins? Did they demand it everyone with the twins? Yeah, I think that it was all twins for sure.
Starting point is 01:02:13 But they just happened to not cry during that window. And so like, let's just go with them because they didn't cry. Well, before really the internet had all the facts out about everything, I thought it was just one baby named Mary Kate Ashley Olson. I was like, why did we got so many names? That's so true. But I mean, yeah, them not crying landed them like, a pretty sweet, pretty sweet gig.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Give me one more fun fact. I'm having so much fun. Yeah, I know. I know. Wow, wow. Bix ballpoint pins. They have a hole in the top of the cap. So if a child swallows one, it doesn't get stuck in their throat because air can still get through. So that's why you'll notice, like, if you have a cap of a pin. So it could get stuck, but you can still breathe through the hole.
Starting point is 01:02:49 It's still an airway. How about that? I know. Pretty cool. They should do that with like cocoa puffs because, man, I used to choke on those all the time as a kid. Cocoa buffs or Legos. Yeah, or corn dogs. Or a hot dog.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Yeah, I'm just all the week. I'm just like, I don't even, I have trouble. I just go right in. All right, Amy, anything else? Done with fun facts. Okay, let's go. Moving on. You want more, but...
Starting point is 01:03:11 You want more, but... You said more. Do you want more? No, no, no. Go ahead. Okay. So Kit Kat just announced that pumpkin pie flavored Kit Katz will be on sale nationwide this year. Next month in August is when they go on sale.
Starting point is 01:03:27 And in the past, they've only been available in a few areas. But now, boom, everywhere. Pumpkin, spice Kit Katz. Like, I'm kind of into that. I wish that pumpkin lasted all year. If I can be a little irritated. They won't even pumpkin around in the fall. I like pumpkin in February, too.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Let's just call it what it is. My taste buds don't change because the calendar flips. But give us pumpkin all the time, if you ask me. All right, what else, Amy? So a little mishap at a Walmart, messed up a little girl's birthday cake. So she's turning two years old, and her family calls her,
Starting point is 01:04:00 Lizard. It's like her nickname. Like lizard, like the animal. Lizard. So they called into the Walmart and said, hey, we would love a cake for our daughter. Happy birthday, lizard is what we wanted to say. Happy birthday, lizard. And I guess whoever was working thought that they said, happy birthday, comma, loser. So when they went to pick up her birthday cake, and again, she's only two. Yeah, she doesn't know.
Starting point is 01:04:21 And they took it home, opened it up. It said, happy birthday, loser. That's funny. That's like the Moana cake. What happened with that? It was a, they asked for a Moana themed birthday cake. They asked for like a Walmart or Kroger to make Moana. So they opened it up and it wasn't a moana.
Starting point is 01:04:37 It was a marijuana. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. You know, the cake maker was like, finally, I'm going to do some hard on a lot. I've always wanted to do snoop on a cake. I hope that they didn't like baking and bake. They don't add a little something on the inside, do they? They don't.
Starting point is 01:04:54 That would be illegal. Oh, God. Yes. They don't. That would not. That would not be code. That would not be. cool. All right, Amy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:02 I'm Amy. That's my file. Hold on. Before you hit the button, Ramundo. What? Let me say this. CMA Fest, August 4th, not this Sunday, but next Sunday on ABC. It's a three-hour special at 8-7 Central, hosted by Thomas Redd, Kelsey Ballerini, and me, Mario. Bobby Bones. It's me, Bobby Bones. Marin Morris and Brandy Carlisle, Brothers Osborne with Brooks and Dunn and Ashley McBride. It's going to be awesome. CMAFest.com, not this Sunday, but next Sunday.
Starting point is 01:05:28 And that's your pile of stories. Thank you. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. This lady Deborah in Pennsylvania was on the phone with her son who's stationed over in Afghanistan and he's saying, Mom, I need some new shoes. My shoes are wearing out. They wear out really fast over here and there's no way to get new shoes.
Starting point is 01:05:48 And then she said, oh, do other people in your unit need shoes? And she found out that's a huge need for soldiers. So she started a nonprofit called Sneakers for Soldiers, where she collects shoes and sends them to show, soldiers overseas. Wow. And so far, she's donated hundreds of pairs of shoes to people stationed over in Afghanistan. Good for her.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Love it. We're not only hearing her son's knee, but kind of digging into that little more and finding out that other people need too. That's awesome. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Starting point is 01:06:20 Mr. Bobby Bones. This is a Bobby Borg. Oh, yeah, over to Amy with the Morning Corny. Here we go. The Morning Corny. Hey Bobby, do you speak lizard? I don't speak lizard. Oh, yeah, me neither, but iguana learn someday.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Oh. All right. You got to guffaw from Eddie. You got to go fall from Eddie. That was the morning corny. The Friday morning conversation with Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell. Look at you two both here. How exciting is this for me?
Starting point is 01:06:59 How exciting is this for us? Yeah. I guess the last time I saw you two was at, where we're, The award, Sam T's. Was the CMT Awards? I believe it was CMT's, yeah. And it was the first time that I met Lauren, and Chris had actually told me how the proposal was going to go down. And I am such a good secret keeper that I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:07:18 Wait, you knew? I did. In that moment, you knew? Lauren, you were so close to me that I was like, you got to talk quieter. He was like, I was. I was standing right there. You sure? And he spilled the bean, right?
Starting point is 01:07:31 A very secret. Wow. And he said, he told me said the whole thing. He said, we're going to her hometown. I got this song. It says he's going to, when the song says, I'm going to be there. And I was like, she's standing right there, dude. You're risking your whole plan here.
Starting point is 01:07:44 I know, I know. The thing is, is she probably knew it was coming at some point. She just didn't know how it was going to go down. And Brad Paisley had even told me, he's like, man, I don't know if that's the best idea. What if she doesn't love the song? And I was just like, well, in my mind, that's just going to be the chance that I have to take in this moment. Let me play some of this song here. Songs good.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Thank you. Thank you. This is Big, Big Plans from Chris Lane. I got some big, big plans. Little, little house out on some hammocky. It's down there one. You have this song. I'm going to play in a second. By the way, Lauren, when you hear that right now,
Starting point is 01:08:26 what does that make you think about? I mean, I love the song separate from everything. I just, I love, like, I feel like I do this every time. But obviously, it takes me back to that day. It's like a constant reminder of, I mean, what was the happiest day of my life so far. So how did he set that up for you, though? It's like, I'm just going to play this song that I,
Starting point is 01:08:42 that I just put out? Yeah, he, I knew that he had been working on the song for a long time. He was very secretive about it. He would, you know, go practice or go to the studio, and I hadn't heard any of it. Yeah, so when I was recording the song, I couldn't practice around her before I would go sing it in the studio. So every time she would be out at the grocery store or whatever, I would have to say, hey, text me and let me know whenever you're close to home so I could just stop singing. I just didn't want her to hear it.
Starting point is 01:09:11 It was a top secret operation. It would have been in my head, though, and I would have been accidentally singing it. Because I do that. Songs will just be in my head. I don't even know I'm singing them out loud. I honestly think I did that several times, but she had no clue what it would be.
Starting point is 01:09:25 So she just didn't know. She never said, what's that? So he says, at your house, and you're from the Northwest? Yes. Yeah, Portland, Oregon. We were home hanging out. It was Father's Day. And he was like, I want to play you the song.
Starting point is 01:09:37 So in my head, I'm like, oh, finally I get to hear the song. It didn't necessarily. to me that, oh, he's going to propose because he had kind of thrown me for a loop. He said the next day, he was like, we're going to date night, wear like an outfit that you really like. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, maybe it's happening tomorrow. I didn't, I didn't think it was going to happen that day. Yeah, I had to kind of throw her off or else I felt like she was going to know what was about to happen. So I think in her mind, she thought it could potentially happen on Monday night or maybe it couldn't at all. I don't know. But yes, I had to do anything I
Starting point is 01:10:10 could just to throw her off for that day. The best part is he tries, he's trying to throw me off, but he's also simultaneously like, should we go get our nails done? I'm like, wait, we? Wait, did you go get your nails done? Uh, I did. Just so that I could. I like getting pedicures, though. And so you got your nails down because you have to show your ring. Yes. He was looking out. No, he was looking out, which I appreciate. But when he did that a few days before, I was like, that's not usual. Not typical suggestion. I had first texted her mom and said, hey, can you take Lauren to get her nails done secretly. And then we didn't really have time.
Starting point is 01:10:45 And I knew she wasn't going to have time. So I was just like, we were out on the road. I'm like, should we go get her nails done? One, awesome. That's great for you to care about. That didn't even know that's a thing. But then, yeah, she probably knew it was coming then, huh? Oh, yeah, one million percent.
Starting point is 01:10:59 But still, he starts playing the song, right? So walk me through this, Lauren. Well, but I, I, you might get to this. But I'm curious how you got her in the middle, at least how the pictures were. You're like in the middle of the yard, just y'all to you? So then I'm like, well, how does that organically? happen like, hey, come look at this flower. Yeah, so I basically, nobody knows this part of the story, but I had recorded the song and weeks went by. I hadn't, I haven't heard it, no nothing,
Starting point is 01:11:24 and I'm about to propose, so I'm texting my producer, Joey, and I'm like, dude, I'm about to propose, like, I need the song. Oh, you still didn't have it yet? I still didn't have it, and it's an hour before I'm like, all right, I've got to do this. And I haven't even heard it yet, other than I just knew what it would potentially sound like. So he sends it to me unfinished. And at that point, I was just like, well, we don't have time to finish this. I'm just going to play her somewhat of the version or that I had at the time. So I just said, hey, are you cool if I played this song right now?
Starting point is 01:11:57 I just want you to hear it because I wanted her family to hear it as well. Did they know what's coming? Lauren, did your family know was coming in this way? I get, yes, I figured out after the fact that they all knew, but they did not give it away. of similar to you. Like, they just acted totally normal. Like, it was just normal Father's Day. They all knew, though, I guess, which is interesting. In two minutes before I did this, I stepped in dog poop bare feet. So it kind of postponed a little bit. I had to go over the water hose. I get it washed off. Then I go inside. I'm forgetting everything that I want to say.
Starting point is 01:12:30 I wanted to keep it short and sweet, but I couldn't even remember. I was so nervous. Couldn't even remember how I wanted to start what I wanted to say to her when I got down on my knee. So I ran inside, asked her mom. I said, hey, you got a Sharpie. And I wrote down real small, two words in case I got down on my knee and couldn't. I was like shaking. And I just wrote, best thing, because I knew I wanted to start with you, the best thing that's ever happened to me, kind of thing. And then I felt like it would roll from there. But luckily, I didn't have to look at it. Minus, I was the most nervous I've ever been in my entire life. Chris Lane, Lauren Bushnell are here. I'm going to play the song now that you played, that you wrote, that you kept secret.
Starting point is 01:13:07 all of this was the perfectly formulated plan. And listen, also, no, I'll keep all your secrets. You just need to share it with somebody. Now I know. I'm the best secret keeper. Now I know. People were like, debating. I'm like, I don't know anything, guys, but really, I knew.
Starting point is 01:13:22 Yeah. The Friday morning conversation with Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell. What was the conversation like Lauren coming up here? Because have you guys done an interview together like this? We've done some interviews, but, um... Not like this. Yeah, not like a city. In an interview. No, this is our first.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Was he nervous? Because what happens is, Lauren, I'm going to talk about second, Chris. All right. What happens is whenever these artists come in and they bring their wives or their girlfriends, there's like a more sensitive, kind of a gooey side that comes out that they normally don't present. And I see a little bit of that with him today, too. He's a little more protective. Like he doesn't, what was the conversation like driving up here to the studio?
Starting point is 01:14:03 Honestly, we didn't really talk about it. We were just kind of like chatting. We're going to go secretly. You're a little nervous and protected. Yeah, we'll go that one. There we go. That's what we're going to go with. I don't know about you. Man, look at this song. Honestly, can't believe it. I mean, this one has taken a while to kind of get up there.
Starting point is 01:14:19 But for me, even early on, it has drastically changed my career. There's no doubt about it. I mean, fixing for her were obviously great songs for my career. But I felt like Tateback Homegirl was another big step up for me. And then I don't know about you has. help me, I feel like take that next step, which I'm very excited about. I mean, from the first time I played this song to every night when I play this song, people sing it so loudly, and I've never had a song where people have actually done that too.
Starting point is 01:14:53 So it's exciting. The Friday morning conversation with Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell. All right, you two. I'm going to ask a question. Do not look at each other's a little pad here, okay? They have whiteboards in their hand. We're going to do the newlywed game. You guys have been engaged, Lauren, for how long as of today, do you know?
Starting point is 01:15:07 A couple weeks? A couple months? No, not a couple months. It was Father's Day. Okay, a month and a half. A month and a half. A month and a half, you guys have been together for how long?
Starting point is 01:15:18 This is not part of the question. Lauren, how long have you guys been together? Like dating? We started like dating a year ago. So we're about it a year. Yeah. Okay. Are we ready?
Starting point is 01:15:29 Ramundo, if you give me with that music, please. Let's play the newlywed game. Question number one. Where was your first kiss? Loyn do not look at Chris. Lauren's looking at his pad. What? It's a long answer, Chris.
Starting point is 01:15:44 All right. Lauren, your answer is? I said Bahamas. The Bahamas, Chris? I said L.A. or the Bahamas? Well, you can't order. Well. What was first?
Starting point is 01:15:54 I couldn't. Are you sure? I think it truthfully was the Bahamas. We were taking a, I was taking a friend trip. I didn't even know her that well. We were kind of friends. And I asked her she wanted to go, and that's when we truthfully hit it off. I think we did have our first.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Was L.A. like a week? No, I think L.A. was two weeks after Bahamas. I'm pretty sure. I couldn't remember which happened first. I would just go with her answer, too. I would lose nothing by that way. I agree. All right, next one up.
Starting point is 01:16:21 What adjective best describes Lauren? What adjective? You have to do you too. Yes. What adjective best describes Lauren? The sound, is that Mario? Mario is my brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:38 All right, Lauren, what do you have the adjective that describes you? I said weird. Weird. Chris? What do you have? Hilarious. Oh, that's sweet. Like it?
Starting point is 01:16:45 Yeah. What if he'd have said weird and she doesn't have hilarious? That would have been mad. All right, what is Chris's favorite movie? I mean, writing down is. Warren Bushnell writing down. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:01 I said Home Alone. Yes. Yes. You love Home Alone, huh? I knew Lauren and I were meant to be together when I first quoted Home Alone and she knew what I was talking about and it just so happens to be her favorite movie as well. I'm not even kidding you, it's my favorite movie of all time.
Starting point is 01:17:17 And when he told me it was his favorite movie, I was like, no. Who's favorite movie is Home Alone? What was the quote? I quote Home Alone all the time. I think it was, Kevin. You're what the French called Les E Competon.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Oh. Okay. By the way, Home Alone, is it a Christmas movie? Yes or no. Absolutely. Yes, but I can watch it year round. So no? Yes, no.
Starting point is 01:17:39 I would say you can remove Christmas and you still have basically the same movie. You could make it a Fourth of July movie, equally, if you wanted to. The Fourth of July. He just does the same thing where you celebrate Fourth of July. The robbers wouldn't be robbing the houses. Why not? No, they're robing it in Christmas time.
Starting point is 01:17:55 People rob all the time. And what about when he sets the ornaments up? Then you set up fireworks. Puck-by-b-b-bacation. I'm just saying. Summer vacation. Okay, fine. It's a Christmas movie.
Starting point is 01:18:07 Chris Lane, Lauren Bushnell are here. Let's do this. What is Chris's shoe size? All right, Lauren. A seven, Chris? An eight. She went small. Just as a tip.
Starting point is 01:18:18 Thank you, honey. She went small. I would go much bigger if I'm just guessing. I think I'm 12. You should have put a 14, I mean. I don't know. I've actually never purchased you shoes. That's true.
Starting point is 01:18:31 Let's do one more. Plan the newlywed game here. What's the most annoying thing about Lauren? Chris, you're first. I said she hates. losing to me at any game. And that's annoying to you? Well, oh, I guess that's
Starting point is 01:18:51 annoying to her. She can't. Sure. Yeah, yes. So she hates to lose. She hates to lose. That is so not true. I do not hate to lose. I just hate how he wins because he like, rubs it in. I purposely do it now. I'm like, chill, we're playing go fish. Like, you're fine.
Starting point is 01:19:06 I said how long I take to get ready. Which this morning I was fast. How do you feel about that, Chris? That annoy you or no? No, I don't care. I mean, as long as she's ready to go on time, don't matter to me. Which doesn't happen.
Starting point is 01:19:20 Did you know that Eric Clapton, the way you look tonight was actually written about that? It's not a love song. Really? Yeah, it's like, wait, which is it? Yeah, yeah, he's like waiting for her to get ready. Wonderful tonight, yeah. And he's like,
Starting point is 01:19:34 Oh, my darling. Yeah, and he wrote that because it's like, hey, you look wonderful tonight, let's go. Let's go. People are now, you know, it's now one of the songs people dance to at their weddings. Oh, that's funny. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:42 Yeah, Lauren takes a minute to get but it's not because she's not getting, it's because she's too busy trying to sing songs. I get distracted. Yeah, she gets distracted. Are you a singer, Lauren? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Yes, not professionally. Are you good? No. Oh, you're not good? And Chris's favorite thing to do in interviews is to say, Lauren, Lauren, why don't you sing him a song? Oh, you want to hear a song? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:07 No, honestly, I feel like that's one of those things where Chris already puts enough embarrassing videos of me on the internet. Like, I need to maintain some level of composure, you know. I feel like he just loves to embarrass me. I can't embarrass myself now. Yeah, you mentioned that Lauren doesn't like to lose. We lost family feud, which was tough for me because I didn't even go to dinner afterward.
Starting point is 01:20:27 I was like, I'm so competitive. It was mad. The rest of the show I went to, it was me, Amy, Lunchbox, John Party, and Lauren Elena. And so everybody went to eat and I was like, guys, I want to eat my own kidney. I'm so upset that we lost family feud. And so I also suffer from not being able to lose. I lose fine. I'm not angry.
Starting point is 01:20:46 I'm not a bad sport. Yeah. I just like to go away. I got you. I can be the same kind of way, but I've never been more jealous of anybody. Lauren and I watch family feud every night when we get in bed, don't we? It's a nightly thing. And we're actually good at the game.
Starting point is 01:21:01 I feel like we can go on and do well. When you're behind there. Until you get on there, I got that for sure. Chris Lane, Lauren Bushnell. Congratulations, first of all on your engagement. second of all on just being nice people. And Chris, congratulations on the song, man.
Starting point is 01:21:15 Thank you, man. I appreciate that. Thank you very much for having us seeing. And you guys feel good about this, the whole interview, everything good? Thank you. Nothing you regret. No.
Starting point is 01:21:23 Still together. We're still together. There's still together. There's still a couple. All right. Just making sure. All right. Babe, why would you say that I'm losing?
Starting point is 01:21:30 Like, that's not, is that going to happen? No. No. But you could have went one size off the other way, is my point. That's like a thing. All right. We'll see you guys soon. There they are.
Starting point is 01:21:46 Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell, everyone. Thank you all. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven program.
Starting point is 01:22:13 are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU. Private. Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Hey, everyone. It's Cal Penn.
Starting point is 01:22:51 I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I Heart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science,
Starting point is 01:23:09 and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic.
Starting point is 01:23:39 That's great. Because it served the story. People will say like, oh, my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Jana Kramer from Windown with Jana Kramer. Every Mother's Day, I tell myself I'm going to be more thoughtful than flowers because flowers are beautiful, but they don't last. In my house, everyone always ends up in the kitchen, friends, family, the kids, and I love having things around that spark conversation and feel special.
Starting point is 01:24:12 That's why I love the Lennox Spice Village and your mom will too. It's a set of 24 hand-painted little houses that are actually spice jars and I swear people notice it the second they walk in. It's charming, it's nostalgic and it somehow makes even everyday cooking feel a little more fun. And here's the best part. It actually gets used every day. Whether you're starting the full set or helping her complete one she's loved for years, there's a whole world of spice village to explore. This Mother's Day, give her something she'll treasure long after the card is put away. Trust me, once you see it, you'll want one too. Find the full collection at lennox.com slash spice village.
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Starting point is 01:25:17 Texas smoked brisket and Mediterranean chicken with code free meat at true nature meats.com. Big day for Amy yesterday. How was the ride in the Goodyear Blimp? It was pretty awesome. Not going to lie. I was nervous, but so glad that we went to do it and even pulled my kids from camp so that they could go because then first I wasn't really going to take them. But so glad I did because not many people get to ride the.
Starting point is 01:25:43 good year blimp. I didn't realize. You're so cool. No, I'm thankful for the opportunity for sure. But when I got there, that's when I learned how where it was and how neat it was and the pilots love flying, the big old blimp. I mean, first of all, it's massive. It's huge. And you, and you have to, it has to stay a certain weight. So it doesn't, like, float away when you're getting on it. Like when we were boarding and deplaning and deplaning, I don't know where you got. De-blimping? De-blimping? Like, you know, It was two people on before two people could get off because if the wait. That sounds safe.
Starting point is 01:26:19 Yeah, because it was like it could float up and you didn't want to miss like getting through the door. So it was really interesting. And I just had like so much fun. And your son had fun? Yeah, he asked the pilot. I just need to. I wish I knew those pilots because I need to apologize. He asked them one million questions.
Starting point is 01:26:33 Well, he was able to talk to the pilots while you're up there. Oh yeah. He was all up in the flight deck. No, no, no. No, they should have their own little room. There's only like six of us on there. So, I mean, it was really neat. And he has so many questions.
Starting point is 01:26:46 But the pilots love flying it. I learned this because there's no autopilot on a Goodyear blimp. Like, and they're flying it through the skies, navigating it just like an airplane. But that's why they love it. It's more of a challenge. Well, I saw that on your answer story yesterday. So cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:00 By the way, our fast food draft from yesterday, do you guys want to know first and last play? Yes. The team that she drafted was Sonic, Taco Bell, and Wendy's. Morgan number two wins again. What? I don't. And last place was lunchbox. again.
Starting point is 01:27:15 Morgan number two, you're killing it. Yeah. You had Panera. I had Panera. I had KFC and I don't know my other one. Waterburger. Waterburger. You got two wins out of three, Morgan number two.
Starting point is 01:27:29 You know, I know the people. You do know the people. Where did we go? If that one number one, what were right again? Chipotle, Starbucks, Dairy Queen. They're all solid pits. Wow. But the people roll with Morgan number two by far.
Starting point is 01:27:42 Yeah. Nice work. Did you have the first overall pick? I did. Yeah. That helped. No. No, Eddie did.
Starting point is 01:27:48 He got Chick-fil-A. He should have just won just for that. Thanks, Amy. Lil Nas X is facing a $25 million lawsuit for plagiarizing a 1982 song. By the way, not Old Town Road. I was hoping it was going to go. Especially because they won't let us put ours up. Okay.
Starting point is 01:28:04 What is it? Well, it's a song called Carry On. I don't know the song. Can you play it? Ramundo Carry on from Lil Nas X. Here you go. Let me hear the version he supposedly stole it from. This is a...
Starting point is 01:28:23 Carry on. Oh, yeah. So he sampled it. But maybe not... Didn't get permission? I don't know. I don't know. The legality of that.
Starting point is 01:28:32 Because that's it. That's it. Yeah, it's a 35-year-old song from Bobby Caldwell. Bobby Caldwell is about to get some money. Kind of a jam. Does Carry On by Lulnaz X sound like Carry On from the 80s? Amy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:49 Yeah. Just that part. Eddie? Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Lunchbox? It does, yeah. All right, let's just get the money. But is he really good.
Starting point is 01:28:57 I'm obviously irritated at Lil Nasex's people for not letting us put the song up. So I'm going to charge them $25 million. Yeah, there you go. I think, and by the way, Eddie and I are playing the Grand Ole Opry tonight. We're going to play Old Folks Home. Yeah, we are.
Starting point is 01:29:10 And shout out Lil Nas X and his team for not letting us put this up. Let's play now. Here you go. This is from The Raging Idiots, Old Folks Home, Bobby Bone Show. Sometimes you've got to make tough decisions for me, Ma. This is that song Shout out to me ma
Starting point is 01:29:30 Yeah I'm gonna take me ma To the other folks home She's gonna So she can't no more I'm gonna sew Just she can't no more She's wearing a picture She grew up in the south
Starting point is 01:29:49 She's walking with the cane She broke her hip But she's okay Yeah you 2 o'clock She'll meet us But she's got diabetes Bingo in the evening Her nurse's name is Stephen
Starting point is 01:29:59 Can't nobody tell her not She can't hear nothing She can't hear Oh folks home She can't know more I want to do she can't no more Step back watch out Here comes me ma
Starting point is 01:30:31 Got a new inhaler for her If a Zema Riding down the freeway But her blinker is broken Gonna make it to the mall The power walk before it opens She's falling down She can't get back up
Starting point is 01:30:45 She's got a little bit of You're in her cup I gotta take me ma' To the old folks home Where she can't So till she can't know more Hey There you go
Starting point is 01:30:58 From the raging idiots Old folks home If you're in San Antonio or Chicago We'll be there soon Raging Idiots.com It's time to talk about food With Morgan number two Who loves food
Starting point is 01:31:09 I do I really love food This was all your idea It was People are like Why do you say Morgan number two loves food? I say because she told me she loved food and she wanted to do Food World.
Starting point is 01:31:18 I do. I eat food all the time. She loves food. She at least three times a day, right? At least. At least. All right, time for Food World. Here we go. It's time for Food World.
Starting point is 01:31:27 Num, Num, Num, Num! With Morgan number two. So in the next year, Krispy Cream is opening 45 new restaurants and updating their current stores. And with that, they're going to start selling donut ice cream sandwiches, and you can start building your own donuts
Starting point is 01:31:44 with five different glazes, 10 different toppings to choose from and five drizzle flavors. I really appreciate they're going the healthy route. You know, a lot of people are making those healthy changes. Tell me about the donut sandwich because I'm looking at a picture of it here. I thought at first it was two
Starting point is 01:32:02 like bagels. Oh right, right, right. With like some cream cheese. No, no, no. It's two of their donuts. And then there's a bunch of stuff in the middle. Yeah, so it's like two, like a glazed, take a glazed donut.
Starting point is 01:32:15 Cut it down the middle, put ice cream in it, and then put some topping on the ice cream. That's some breakfast right there. Yeah. And there's like fruity pebbles that top it, some chocolate chips. They got sprinkles, and I'm sure there's going to be a lot more options. Oh, wow. Sugar overload. Yeah, it's a lot.
Starting point is 01:32:30 I've actually, this week put on about two pounds. Oh, oh my. Why? Well, I think it's mostly smoothie. I've been having a lot of fruit smoothies. I thought those were good for you. The fruit. And you lose weight.
Starting point is 01:32:41 Don't be confused. They're not. That fructose. Yes. There's a lot of stuff happening with fruit. And fruit is good for you in the right way. And you should have your fruit. But I think I had three yesterday.
Starting point is 01:32:53 Oh, wow. I don't do anything halfway. So I got to chill. I just go, I'm like, you know, I have a lot. I had a really strong work. I'm dehydrated. Can't do that. Okay, Morgan number two.
Starting point is 01:33:06 Thank you. Yeah. There you go. Food World and Morgan number two. That was Food World with Morgan number two. Num, num, num, numb, numb. Mike Dee, tell me. about what's happening here with
Starting point is 01:33:16 Halloween being moved. There's a petition? Yeah, there's a petition to move it to the last Saturday of every October. Because... Okay. Because this year it falls on a Thursday, and it falls in the middle of the week, it like throws everybody off. So people have signed, and there's like almost 7,500 signatures. This will get into
Starting point is 01:33:33 the millions. If people are going to storm area 51, people are just a juror going to change Halloween. Halloween should be on a weekend. Right? Yeah, it's really a lot easier. Because we didn't name it after the Great Explore. or Halloween or our third president, Mr. Ween, this is literally a holiday we made up to, we can put it anywhere. So why would we not move it? Is Halloween considered a federal holiday? It's not
Starting point is 01:33:57 right? No, no, no. Right. It just moved it. October 31st, but you could treat it like Thanksgiving where Thanksgiving's what? Every Thursday. The third Thursday of November? And so then you always know, I mean, the date changes, but you know that that's the Thanksgiving day. This will be an easy, an easy solution. A politician should get up and declare this on a soapbox And everybody would be voted for them Because then you wouldn't have to I mean you got to take your kids trick or treating
Starting point is 01:34:22 And then they got to wake up for school the next day Brutal Yes Mike D, thank you for that Yep Makes sense to me Like daylight savings Let's just decide on one hour and stay there That's what I'm doing
Starting point is 01:34:34 Two of my things on my platform folks You heard it here first Halloween and daylight savings It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something good A girl on a pink flamingo-shaped raft. You're familiar with those, right?
Starting point is 01:34:50 There's a big old neck on it. Was floating away quickly, screaming, and her father was like, oh my goodness, I'm not able to get to her. And he starts yelling at the lifeguards. Four brothers who were in the D.C. area had just unpacked their towels. They were at the beach,
Starting point is 01:35:06 and they saw the girl needed help. So they all jumped in all four of them, and they started swimming as fast as they could in the almost hour-long rescue. They had a moment of panic Like when these six-year-old girl, by the way, young, small, was far away and fell off the raft, dipped under the water, but she pulled herself back up. And the brothers speed swam for about 25 minutes until they were close enough to yell,
Starting point is 01:35:30 hey, you're going to be okay. She calmed down. They got to her. They brought her to shore. Oh, wow. Wow, that's wild, huh? Good thing those dudes were all there. And good thing they survived.
Starting point is 01:35:39 Yeah. Because they had a swim out there. The rescues, the rescuer, it's bad. Eddie, did you have saves as a lifeguard? I forget, if you had any. I had two saves, yes. But you had a double? A double save.
Starting point is 01:35:50 He had a double. A child and his mom. When you were a lifeguard. Correct. At once. At one time, yeah. So that's both of your saves at once, or is it two different times? Well, there was a third, but that was kind of my fault.
Starting point is 01:36:01 You don't get credit if you... I push someone in the pool as a joke and they didn't know how to swim, so I saved him. Okay, yeah. That's... That's... I don't count your stats. I don't count that one. That's like, you know, a bunch of junk.
Starting point is 01:36:11 stats at the end of a game. You're getting rebounds when you're down 40. Right, right. Not good. All right. Anyway, that's an awesome story. That is Tell Me Something Good. That's what it's all about.
Starting point is 01:36:19 That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous. industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills,
Starting point is 01:36:47 career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose, at GCU, private, Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Hey, everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I Heart Audiobook Club.
Starting point is 01:37:27 This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science, and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it.
Starting point is 01:38:03 But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic. That's great. Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Book Club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Jana Kramer from Windown with Jana Kramer. Every Mother's Day, I tell myself I'm going to be more thoughtful than flowers because flowers are beautiful, but they don't last.
Starting point is 01:38:34 In my house, everyone always ends up in the kitchen, friends, family, the kids, and I love having things around that spark conversation and feel special. That's why I love the Lennox Spice Village and your mom will too. It's a set of 24 hand-painted little houses that are actually spice jars and I swear people notice it the second they walk in. It's charming, it's nostalgic and it somehow makes even everyday cooking feel a little more fun. And here's the best part. It actually gets used every day. Whether you're starting the full set or helping her complete one she's loved for years, there's a whole world of spice village to explore. This Mother's Day, give her something she'll treasure long after the card is put away. Trust me, once you see it, you'll want one too.
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Starting point is 01:39:39 Head to True Nature Meets.com, code free meat for 20% off, plus free New York strip, Texas smoked brisket, and Mediterranean chicken with code free meat at TrueNatureMeets.com. Over to Elizabeth in Texas. Hey, Elizabeth, welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. How are you? I'm good. Good morning. Good morning. What do you want to say? I just wanted to say that I have been a very long-time listener. I've been listening to you guys. Oh man, probably about 15 years.
Starting point is 01:40:12 I don't know if you remember. You guys used to be in Waco, Texas, and y'all did an ice cream social in Waco. I remember for sure it was you. I think Lunchbox was there. I mean, it was many years ago. But I've listened to every single episode, well, almost every single episode since that day.
Starting point is 01:40:29 Wow. Well, thank you very much. Anything that you like that we're doing now? Honestly, everything. I love the Bonehead story. I love the morning corny. I love the positivity. There's just literally nothing you guys can change about the radio show.
Starting point is 01:40:44 Come on, that's not true. Come on. All right, well, thank you. You're very kind, Elizabeth. And thank you for listening to all the episodes. I'll be honest with you. I don't even know that I paid attention to every show we've done. I'm just kind of like...
Starting point is 01:40:54 I feel like you guys are family members. I literally know almost everything about each and every one of you. What is the name of my newest dog, Elizabeth? Oh, okay. You're right. I don't know. Oh, we bother. On Instagram, and I seem a little cutie, but I don't know his new name.
Starting point is 01:41:10 You're right. His name is Stanley, and I named him after Stanley from the office. Thank you. Now you're caught up. That's the one thing you did. You're right. Thank you, Elizabeth. Have an awesome day.
Starting point is 01:41:20 I've given you guys a call, but I just want to say thank you for every positivity and being so entertaining. Thanks. Well, have a good day. Have a good weekend. All right. Thank you. Bye. Audrey and Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 01:41:31 I think somebody was excited in the background. Audrey and Pennsylvania, are you there? Good morning. Good morning. Morning. Longtime listener. I'm so excited. Oh, my goodness. Hi. Okay, first of all, shout out to my husband, Connor, and my BFF, Ali Brandon, who should be listening right now. But Bobby, I am calling because I have been loving the draft pick segment that you guys have been doing. It is just so much fun, and I've been listening along, like, for the past couple of weeks that you've been doing it. And actually, you inspired me to do it as well. And this past week, I was out to dinner with some friends, and we did our own draft picks. It was great. Well, listen, there has been a conversation or seven where I'm like, do listeners like when we draft things?
Starting point is 01:42:17 Because we did fast food restaurants, we did overrated things, we did country music songs that love songs. So it's a different type segment. And you like it, though, huh? Oh, big fan of it. Yeah, especially I couldn't believe when you guys did Disney movies. I couldn't believe, or the Disney songs, I couldn't believe how long it took to finally get let it go up there. I'll say, come on, guys. I know.
Starting point is 01:42:40 I took in the third round. I still lost. You know, it was okay. The only thing I was like that I wasn't agreeing with you on your drastic listener was the Cocoa song. Love some Coco, but like really out of all of them, it's so slow. You can't be. Hang up on her bones.
Starting point is 01:42:57 Yeah, don't be second guessing. Oh, boy. Come on. Remember me. It's an emotional attachment for you. Oh, man. Coco was like my grandma. I watched that and I was like, I miss my grandma.
Starting point is 01:43:10 Well, hey, thank you. I appreciate that call, Audrey, and shout out to all your friends, and I hope you do more draft picks at dinner. Anytime you can take the show out. We definitely will. Anytime you can take the show out to real life, like, I appreciate that. There you go. You can call us, too, if you want, 877-77 Bobby.
Starting point is 01:43:26 Coming up on the Monday draft on the board, we're not doing one today. I have celebrity couples. We may do that. Okay. Draft your favorite celebrity couple? Still together or once were? Doesn't matter, right?
Starting point is 01:43:38 Amy, on the draft? I know. There are no rules and you get points for creativity. Okay, okay, okay. Wow. So, celebrity couples is the only thing. So Monday, probably like the third hour of the show. I know.
Starting point is 01:43:50 Like 8 Eastern 7 Central Hour. All right. Think about that. Celebrity couples. I already have my number one. I'm not saying. Who gets the first pick? Me?
Starting point is 01:44:00 You. Oh. Who are you thinking? If I were to pick first in the celebrity couple draft ever, Maybe George and Martha Washington. I'm just thinking out loud. It's not true. It's thrown us off.
Starting point is 01:44:14 I'm thinking like Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Amy, don't be giving stuff away. Oh, oh. I would think Brittany and Justin would be a higher pick than Britney and Kevin. Why would you tell her? Because we're talking about it. Maybe I was tricking you.
Starting point is 01:44:25 Yeah, we're just going through. We're chopping it up here. Okay. There's a thing called bone shaving. Yeah, what's that? Experts predict using a chisel to shave down the jaw, chin, or nose is the next big trend in cosmetic surgery.
Starting point is 01:44:39 Oh my gosh. Surgery carried out under general anesthetic, recovery taking up to a year. A year. Right. Treatment predominantly used for jawline reduction and to reshape the feet. Oh.
Starting point is 01:44:55 Also used for nose jobs. Doctors usually use a scapple to cut through the skin and chisel to shave the bone down. Now the question is, why do people choose to have bone shaving treatments? mostly for aesthetics. Just to look different.
Starting point is 01:45:10 Sometimes they do have to balance things, but mostly people are doing it now just to look better. Yeah. I was a home last night and a little bit I was great in my teeth because Amy told me yesterday on the post-show pre-show
Starting point is 01:45:21 that I needed to get Botox in my forehead. I remember that. Can we clarify? By the way, we do a whole show after the show is over. So if you listen to the podcast, you get like sometimes 10 minutes,
Starting point is 01:45:29 sometimes a half hour of just us doing an extra show. And yesterday Amy's like, you should get Botox in your head since you're on TV all the time. I would really like opportunity to clarify that that is not how I've said it. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:40 So Bobby's just giving his version, which is not true. Go ahead. It's not how it was said. Go ahead. You said something, like, I don't even know how it came up. We were talking about the things that men are getting more so on the post show. And Botox made the list of top five things men are having done. And you're like, do you think I need Botox?
Starting point is 01:45:57 No, that's not what I said. I haven't had any of this. And you said, well, I have a friend who does Botox. And she said, you need it. Yeah. That's what I said. That's the same thing. That's not, no, that's not me saying.
Starting point is 01:46:06 you should get Botox. I have a friend I was talking to earlier and he said you should stop being distracted on your computer and pay attention to the show more. My friend told me that though. That's all we're doing now. We're just using our friend. To say what we really are?
Starting point is 01:46:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's not. I wasn't using her. It's true. It was not me. I said, don't get it. Don't get it ever. Amy later's going to be like,
Starting point is 01:46:26 well, my friend said you should bone shave. You should bone shave some of your nose and jaw. But also she does that for a living. So of course she wants me to come in. She wants anybody to come in. She's like a artist. Yeah. I'm like canvas.
Starting point is 01:46:36 It's my blank canvas. That's right. She wants to do art with your face. Whatever. What were you over there looking at on your computer? Well, sorry, Taylor Swift isn't a new commercial. So, yes, I did get distracted because I guess she's partnered with Capital One. So now she's in this commercial and it's so cute.
Starting point is 01:46:49 And she's a waitress and a bartender. And people are like, you know, coming up to order whatever. And she's kind of clumsy at it. But then, boom, they're paying with their new Capital One card. And I guess the deal is, which I need to check with my husband because I think he has Capital One. because if you have a card, then you can get, like, early access to tickets. Like go to Taylor's house? No, tickets to her.
Starting point is 01:47:11 Taylor, I got my card. No, Capital One's, like, sponsoring the tour. So if you have a Capital One card, they're giving cardholders, like, exclusive things, like exclusive bundles and, like, early access to tickets. So sorry, yes, I was distracted by this because you can bet I'm going to go see Taylor Swift. You're such a Taylor Superfan. At one point in Amy's life, Taylor Swift was coming to town, and Amy went and took an art. I guess multiple lessons, huh?
Starting point is 01:47:36 Like a class? Yes, I took lessons for weeks. So she could paint Taylor from the picture. A portrait. And she did, and then she gave it to her, and then she wanted to track the picture to see where Taylor was keeping it, either in her living room or a bathroom.
Starting point is 01:47:47 Well, she told me she was going to hang it up, but it's now that I know better, I was young and naive back then, it's like, it's donated somewhere. Like somebody maybe. A donated, like a museum of dumpster. I don't want to think, I don't want to think. Donated.
Starting point is 01:48:03 That's like sometimes when the puppy goes to the farm. Right. It's okay, little Johnny. The puppy's at a farm now. There's a lot of love. He can run free. No, puppy bit someone. Puppy got put in trouble.
Starting point is 01:48:15 I worked so hard on that. And I gave it to her. And it was sort of embarrassing to give someone your hard work and like they're going to judge it. And it's of them. So it was a moment. And if it's not in the trash somewhere or something, it would be super cool to like have it back. Because, I mean, I'm sure she doesn't have a hung up anywhere because that was special. They probably have done one of those Sutherby's auctions where they auction off the really cool paintings.
Starting point is 01:48:41 Yeah. And just track it. Get online. Somebody probably bought that thing. That was back in my painting days. And remember I painted you John Mayer. I still have it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:48 And I made my mom a flower. Those are the, I only did three paintings. My mom a flower, you John Mayer and Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. What happened to the painting gave your mom? Gosh. I think she had it in the garage. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:49:01 I'm the only one that showed off your art. I know. I prominently had your John Mayor painting hanging in my bedroom for a long time. I know. And I didn't realize really what she had done with it, but it was hidden. After she passed away, we had to go clean out her house, you know, and that's when I found it. And I was like, well, yes, she thought this was super special. I wonder if I ended up packing that up. I may have it somewhere. I found your mom's Bible at my place in Austin. Because I keep it, like, right beside my bed. And I'd put it in my drawer and I opened it up.
Starting point is 01:49:30 And the first time I was there in a while was last month or so. But I haven't looked at it, but I opened it up. And that's real special. Yeah. Yeah, I have that. I love it. But, like, what do I, like, what should I do with it? Well, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:49:46 Probably read it, huh? No, I just said, but it sits there. I'm saying, like. Bones, he should probably read the Bible. Listen, I'll probably read the whole thing. Good. I read the whole thing. Yeah, I keep it.
Starting point is 01:49:57 Is it offensive that I have it in Austin? No, not at all. All right, all right. No, that's our home. Because I do appreciate that. Mm-hmm. For sure. Do you see Diddy is supposedly dating Steve Harvey's daughter?
Starting point is 01:50:09 He's a daughter? Diddy? Ditty's 49. Man. And she is 22. Oh, man. But that's not even the craziest part of the story because I have no problem with that. She's an adult.
Starting point is 01:50:18 Yeah, but Steve Harvey probably has a problem with that. Boy, that's a family feud episode, right? Diddy's? Yeah. Diddy has been spotted around the country with a 22-year-old woman named Lori Harvey. Not only is she 27 years younger than him, but she's also Steve Harvey. Harvey's stepdaughter. Okay.
Starting point is 01:50:36 But that's not even the crazy part. She used to date Diddy's son. No. No, no, no, no. No. No. No. Ew.
Starting point is 01:50:45 Eddie changed names. He's now mad at him. He goes out of the puppy. That son is probably, ugh. Excuse me? That's son, the Diddy's son is probably like, my girlfriend's dating my ex-girlfriend's dating my dad. She used to date Diddy's son, who's 25.
Starting point is 01:50:59 Well, that is more appropriate. I read the story yesterday. I didn't know she was a stepdaughter. to Steve Harvey. I thought she was daughter. Yeah. But the weirdest part is that Daddy could possibly be dating
Starting point is 01:51:08 his son's ex-girlfriend, right? Mm-hmm. We don't know the real story. Right, but could you ever do that? I don't know. Date your son's ex-girlfriend? No, no, not that. I don't have a son or...
Starting point is 01:51:22 Yeah, I don't know. Could I ever... Okay, Eddie, look at it this way. It would be like me dating my husband's, like, say we broke up, dad. Yeah, yeah, same thing. father-in-law. So you dating your mother-in-law. Right. Oh, that's hot. That's hot. They have a whole internet pages for that.
Starting point is 01:51:40 It's not rude, Eddie. It's not rude. I'm going to go talk to Stacey in North Carolina, who's on the phone calling us right now. Hi, Stacey. Good morning. Hey, how are y'all? Pretty good. What do you want to know? I wanted to hear how lunchbox his birthday was, and if his wife made a big party to do, and if he has any birthday plans this weekend. So yesterday we talked about lunchbox's birthday And he didn't know what was going to happen But you had predicted hopefully
Starting point is 01:52:08 That your wife would have some balloons And balloons You know something, a cake And you know, surprise You know, I was hoping cheesecake Because I don't really like cake You know dinner reservation Something awesome
Starting point is 01:52:19 And so last night My in-laws came to town Randomly for your birthday I guess for my birthday My wife I was like What are they coming in on my birthday for She goes I told you they were coming this weekend I said yeah
Starting point is 01:52:32 The weekend is Friday Saturday, Saturday, Sunday, not Thursday, my birthday. So we've been married four years. So two out of the last four years, I've spent my birthday with my in-laws. Obviously, you love that. I mean, it's fine, but I thought it would be my wife and I's night. She would do something cool. So I'm thinking, okay, my in-laws will take care of the kid,
Starting point is 01:52:51 and my wife and I will have a dinner out. Oh, yeah, baby, sirs. That would be a good. Yeah. No, they want to go to dinner with us. So it was me, my wife, my in-laws, and the kid at dinner. Is there any sort of competitive? feeling between you and your father-in-law?
Starting point is 01:53:06 No, he's not really competitive. I mean, what do you mean by that? Well, I know how you're so obsessed with money. No, he makes more money than I do. Oh, he does? Yeah, he's a lawyer. So he's got me beat, but I think he looks at me like, man, this dude's a good dude.
Starting point is 01:53:23 I think he likes me. What do you guys talk about at dinner? Like last night? We just talk about, they really pay attention to the grand kid. I mean, it's our first grandkids, So they're all about the grandkid and we just kind of talk about like how they've been doing how's life?
Starting point is 01:53:37 Like how are you feeling now that you're 38? They ask me like how's my co-ed soccer team? They ask about that. And my father-in-law will talk a little sports. But besides that, I mean, that's really it. And we talk about how tired we are because they've been traveling. Surprise me on my birthday, not on Friday.
Starting point is 01:53:51 It's cool. Do you and your mother-in-law get along? We get along. It's just a little more awkward. I think she is starstruck by me being on the radio and being a celebrity. Because she hears, like she doesn't even hear the show. She has friends that live in Tampa where she grew up.
Starting point is 01:54:12 And they call her, oh my gosh, your son-in-law said this. Your son-in-law said that. So then now she got Twitter so she can follow me on Twitter. A little weird. Does she ever tweet you? No, I don't think she knows how to tweet. But I think she like, I mean, she's like, maybe she might have a little crush on me. Like, it's like a Steve Harvey thing.
Starting point is 01:54:31 She kind of tries to flirt a little bit, I feel like. And she tries to make... You think your mother-in-law tries to flirt with you? Yeah, because she tries to make jokes, like, you know what I mean? Like, and I'm just like, I don't get it. Like, because she tries to joke with me because I'm the funny guy and I'm on the radio. And you think that's flirting? What?
Starting point is 01:54:48 Really? Yeah. I mean, she doesn't do it with, like, her husband. Does she look like her daughter? I mean, they got the same color hair. But not really? No. I'd say my daughter...
Starting point is 01:55:01 Well, I don't want to say that. My daughter. You're your wife? My wife. Oh, wow. Oh, your new daughter? No, I was going to say she looks like her dad, but I don't want to say that either. That's weird.
Starting point is 01:55:14 Think the dad's hot? That's why I did not want to say that because I was like, oh, wait, that's, no, no, no. So what time did you get in last night? We got home about 9 o'clock, and I was a little disappointed. We went to a restaurant that didn't have cheesecake, and that's my favorite dessert. So we didn't get dessert. And we got home, and my wife, busy. it out of cheesecake. So she brought the cheesecake out of the fridge. I had no idea.
Starting point is 01:55:35 And she forgot to get candles. So we just had a number one candle for her. Because my son's birthday was last week. So she just put a number one in it. Because I'm number one in her heart. Oh, that's cute. I just made that up. I don't know why she just put the one because she didn't have another candle. Stacey, thank you. Glad we got to talk about that. Son-in-law goals. Son-in-law goals. See? People want me in their family. What up? The Bobby Bones show. Hey, flashback Friday here. We'll go back to the year 2000.
Starting point is 01:56:05 Flashback Friday. Flashback Friday 2000. Where were you, 2000? Texas A&M. Oh yeah, you had transferred from Bland to Texas A&M at that point? Yeah, depending on where we are in the year, well, yeah, summer, I was just about to, I was transitioning from Bland to A&M. Yep. Look at me. Yeah, you know it all.
Starting point is 01:56:24 You know the complete oral history of Amy's life. 2000, I was, what was that? I was at KLAZ 105.9 radio. Continuous hit music. But you were in college. Yeah, I was doing both. I was in school. I was learning all day.
Starting point is 01:56:39 And then I was continuous hit music, 105.9, KLAZ all night. All right, I'm going to play the newest one here from Lou Vega. It's Mabo number five. All right, number three on the countdown, the high five and nine. I used to try to do that, too. I'm actually pretty good at it now after all. That sounds good.
Starting point is 01:56:52 Then I was terrible. I'd be like, continuous hit music, 105.9, KLAZ. All right, from the year 2000, the biggest country song, I hope you dance. Leanne Womack. The biggest pop song. I used to play this one all the time. It's gonna beat me.
Starting point is 01:57:10 In sync. Here you go. From no strings attached. The jam. And the biggest thing in pop culture, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, get married. Oh, wow. They were set up by their agents in 1998,
Starting point is 01:57:26 married in a private wedding ceremony in Malibu. The wedding costs $1 million. Dang. The guest list was 200 people, included Courtney Cox, Ed Norton, Selma Hyatt, Cameron Diaz. In 2005, they announced they had decided to go separate. So, Jen Annison and Brad Pitt, there you go. That's the year 2000.
Starting point is 01:57:44 And that's Flashback Friday. Flashback Friday! We only have a second here, Amy. What's going on this weekend? I'm going to hit up Tax-Free weekend. My daughter, Saish, she's excited about it. I'm using it as an opportunity to teach her about taxes because she's curious. I love learning taxes when I was 12.
Starting point is 01:58:00 It's really a really great lesson. Well, she doesn't understand what tax is. So I thought, well, we're going to go shopping. You're going to learn how much you're saving and then what taxes do when you do pay them. What about you? I have an interview with Clay Travis on his podcast this afternoon. Oh, that's cool. What up?
Starting point is 01:58:19 Playing the grand old opera, Eddie and I, the raging idiots, playing the grand old opera tonight. That's a big deal. He's bringing a son for the first time. Yeah. First time, he's never been to the opera. And he's rarely seen me play. So it's kind of a big deal to take him out there. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:58:34 So we're doing that. Just dog. The weekend's all dog. All dog all time. And I'm not in town. We're on the road full time again next week. We do Chicago, then Austin, and San Antonio, and Amarillo, and El Paso. And so we're kind of rocking it for a bit.
Starting point is 01:58:49 So time to probably just enjoy the weekend at home. Yeah, I'm just going to get a little rest. So, hey, thank you guys for hanging out with us. Hope you have a wonderful week. We will see you Monday. Bye everybody. Bobby Bones. And now for a bit of breaking news between your breaking news.
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