The Bobby Bones Show - Chris Stapleton Back In Studio + Amy’s Major Adoption Update + Bobby Surprises Listener On Her Last Day Of Work
Episode Date: December 1, 2017Chris Stapleton drops back by the studio, Amy has a major adoption update and Bobby surprises listener on her last day of work Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Come on, Bobby.
Yeah, welcome to Friday.
Man.
We made it.
It's supposed to like a deep breath, man.
Welcome to Friday.
Good morning.
Wow, my goodness.
You usually say studio.
I know, man.
It's been long week.
Yesterday I even know what to say.
I know.
It's okay.
We'll get there.
Yeah.
So I'm glad everybody's here.
Let me just say that.
I'm talking about just you in the room,
people listening to.
Today, Chris Stapleton,
by the way, his new records out
today, Daniel Bradbury's new records out today, the dance party will happen today.
Jake Owen has a new podcast. It's called Good Company with Jake Owen. And I hope you download it.
You know, we take this thing out. And so it's Jake in episode one just talking about his life.
And here's Jake talking about moving to Nashville. If you could tell people what it was like
when I looked at you in the face at Tallahassee and told you I was going to quit college that
dad had been helping us pay for and going to move to Nashville. We didn't know anyone in Nashville.
What was your first thought, Jared?
Well, I remember like it was yesterday.
You told me this story and said that you were packing up your things,
putting in a U-Haul driving in Nashville, and you dropped out of school.
And I looked at you and I said, good luck.
Wait see you tell Dad that and we'll see how it goes.
That is a thing.
Like, you've got to tell your parent you're leaving college.
Yeah.
That he's been paying for, and you're going to pursue music.
Which nobody – the music's like lottery.
You can be really good, and music can still not make it.
But I hope you check out that podcast.
It's called Good.
company with Jake going and
whatever, iTunes, I Heart Radio,
find it and let a rip. We got a good show
today. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Yeah. I got a good one. I'm glad
it's Friday. What, Amy? I said I can tell.
That's going to be a good show. Yeah. My attitude?
Yeah.
Bobby Bones.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
I love the story. In
1976, this guy named Richard,
he got hired as a janitor
at Frito Lays and
their headquarters.
He started volunteering to work extra hours because he wanted to learn the business.
He invented Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Oh.
He called the CEO directly and was like, I know I'm just a volunteer in the janitor,
but I like to give you this idea.
This is 1976.
He continued slowly to rise within the company.
He is now the vice president of sales for Frida O'Leo.
Wow.
That's amazing.
I love that.
That's so cool.
Have not that.
He came up with a flaming hot Cheetos?
Yes.
That's amazing.
Look at this guy.
I see you, Richard.
That's cool.
I see you.
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Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond.
Jim Neighbors, known for his role as Gomer Pyle on the Andy Griffith Show, passed away.
He was 87 years old.
In Las Vegas, the police released surveillance footage of the guy that robbed the Belagio Casino and then his getaway.
Suspect is still on the loose pictures video
They're all online
Go check it out
And finally a 4.1 magnitude earthquake
Hit the coast to Delaware
It was felt from New York
All the way to Washington, D.C.
Luckily, no major damage
And there were no injuries
One to 10
One means not at all, 10 means super into it.
How much are you following this royal engagement?
Um, who
six?
So really is.
and you just don't want to...
As we get closer to it,
I'm going to be way more invested.
I find myself to be more invested
than I was going to be
because she's an American.
Yes.
She's divorced.
Which is an interesting little curveball.
Especially for that family
because they don't allow that sometimes.
And we talked before how they made somebody
get rid of their throne,
like leave the royal family to marry.
So they're letting Harry marry her.
She'd been married before.
She was a deal or no.
deal model.
Oh yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
And obviously the same actress too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So she was a deal or no deal model.
She was on suits.
I love suits.
Yeah.
Megan Markle.
She had a 15 year career.
I've never seen suits.
You like it.
Yes.
My husband and I both like it.
You'd like it.
It's good.
But now on the Game Show Network, you can still see they show old episodes.
And you'll see Princess Markle about to be holding one of those suitcases.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's cool.
And she's older than him, too.
which is cool.
Yeah, so many things.
He's like a rebel, man.
He's like the Stapleton and the royalty.
Wow.
He just does what he wants.
I think it was time for him to get married, though, too.
Like, I think they were like, hey, dude, let's go.
Or maybe he finally found the one.
I don't think that's how that works over there.
I don't think they pressure them because the princes, they can just be, you know,
Prince Bachelors.
Not really.
I think they pressured them.
Really?
Yeah, but I do.
Did you watch the Crown?
On Netflix.
I did not.
Such a good.
show. Well, two is out, season two.
It is? Yeah. I know what I'm doing for like...
Wow, she's excited.
I will binge that like you...
You loved it, the crown?
I've been waiting. I didn't even know it was back out. Thank you for telling me.
I've been buried in the Hallmark Channel and Christmas movies.
Yeah.
But now I will take a break and go watch the crown.
Season one was that...
Yes. I never turned out because I wasn't interested.
That's fascinating.
Is it about Queen Elizabeth?
Yes.
The real... The one that's the queen right now.
Yes.
It's about her.
The one that's alive with the white, curly hair.
I don't care. But it's her when she's younger.
I know, but do you Wikipedia and see if it's true?
Like Wikipedia is totally true, by the way.
But do you Wikipedia and see if it's true?
I mean, I've Googled a couple of things during it.
But no, I'm not like you where I like.
I fact check everything.
I know. You're on your computer watching things and looking everything up.
I'm just kind of like, I'm being entertained.
You just believe it all.
Yeah, or I take it as entertainment.
And then, yeah, props believe it all.
Probs.
The mommy bone show.
Time for your positivity here on Friday.
Tell me something good time.
Scott Orville has been running for 50 years.
He's 100 years old.
And he still runs.
Not as much.
Not as fast.
But on his 100th birthday, his whole family got together and ran together 100 miles.
Oh.
To celebrate his birthday.
A mile for each year.
I love it.
Yes.
They all did like 10 miles, 3 miles, 4 miles, 6 miles.
But they all did it together and did 100 miles for his birthday.
That's cool.
That was pretty cool.
Amy, you're up.
So an elderly man posted a note at his last.
local grocery store saying where can a lonely pensioner and widderer find a place to spend
Christmas?
Because I guess he didn't have anybody to hang out with.
So he just pinned it up on, you know, the grocery store bulletin board.
A woman there saw it and she wanted to make sure that this guy had some plans.
So she posted on her Facebook page and it was shared like 7,000 times and he got so many
responses and offers.
He's definitely not going to be alone.
Wow.
I mean, he probably has somewhere to go every night of the week for the next year.
Now he's Mr. Social.
I wonder if I go with Pigle Wiggly and be like,
where can a lonely DJ at Christmas ago?
I mean, yeah.
See if I can hang out somewhere too.
Dang.
Lunchbox.
There was this rabbit in Maryland is hopping along.
Hoping along comes up to a chain link fence
and tries to squeeze through it
and its back legs and tails get stuck.
The police come, cut the rabbit out,
and little bunny foo-foo goes hopping along.
Little bunny pie, you say thank you.
B'bony just kept on going.
Didn't even say thanks by it.
Yeah, didn't even look back.
But that's good.
Good for that.
Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show.
So with the holidays comes giving.
Yes.
And it also comes tipping people that you spend your year with.
Right.
Like a bonus.
Basically.
Yeah.
So here we go.
A babysitter or a nanny.
You're supposed to tip them one week's pay.
Yes.
So Amy has a nanny, but she doesn't have kids yet.
Right.
But my husband and I already talked about it.
We do plan on doing a Christmas bonus.
this for her. Yeah. Eddie, now you
have a babysitter that you hire for your kids.
Yeah, but we only use her
I don't know, once a month.
Piece of advice? Yeah.
Be extra over the top with her
because then she's willing to
always do more. One day you might need
that favor. So pay her the one
month's fee.
Just an extra night.
My point even isn't about what exactly it is.
Make sure you give her something
even if it's only once a month and you feel
like it's not a substantial part of your life.
sure you give her something. So when it is
a substantial night or weekend,
she's there for you. I'm writing this down. Perfect.
Like a barber
or hairstylist, one visits pay extra.
Wow, okay. I didn't even think about
that. Especially if you have the same one. I have the same one.
Yeah, me too.
But I go to a no tip salon, so can I still give a good?
That defeats the purpose, huh?
Yeah, you can give her a little envelope. And I go to a salon.
I know you guys get your haircut. Not me. I go to the
barber. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A dog walker. One week's
pay.
I should probably get my dog walker one week.
I should probably get my dog a month's pay.
Because that dog, man, I need a lot of help with that dog because I'm here all the time.
Your personal trainer, if you have one, a cost of an extra session.
A teacher gift cards.
Got it.
Because, listen, they get...
Like generic ones?
Yeah, because they get all the lotions and candles and costly have.
Love it.
Or a restaurant.
Coffee.
Something that they can really use for.
for themselves.
It's a good idea.
Because everybody brings some candles.
Yeah.
You get candles like crazy.
They don't want candles.
And is this trash collectors, 20 bucks each?
I never even seen my trash.
I know them picked up my trash.
I don't even know if the same person.
Yeah.
I can go and give them 20 bucks.
He'd be like, thanks.
This is my first hand of job.
It's awesome.
You're not like, oh, hey, Jimmy.
No, I don't know.
I mean, I leave my house so early and they pick it up in the morning.
Yeah.
I waved to my trash gather the day and he looked at me like,
what are you doing waving at me?
So maybe he doesn't get waves.
Everybody used to wave with them.
I guess if you have a relationship with your trash guy, you should give them something.
I don't even know who mine is.
I don't even know that it really disappears.
The trash?
It just isn't there.
Maybe it goes in the wind.
Yeah.
So there you go, your holiday tipping or bonus guy.
Bobby Bones Show.
Bonehead.
Norrie up the day.
This story comes up from Cincinnati, Ohio.
A man was looking at his mattress and he was like, oh wait, that's a bed bug.
Hold on, I got to kill that thing.
He runs, gets some alcohol, pours it on the bed.
Bedbuck's still moving.
It's like, all right, I got an idea.
Throw a match on it.
Yeah, good idea.
Boom.
Burn five units in the apartment complex, $300,000 in damage.
I mean, but, yeah, like burning them is probably.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Five, anybody get hurt?
No one got hurt, but, you know.
Five units.
Holly, all your stuff, like, basically gone.
Because some guys put an isopold rubbing alcohol on it.
Is that you say is it?
On the bottle, let's say isle pearl.
I don't know how you pronounce that word.
I don't know.
So you just don't?
Yeah.
You just avoid it?
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
The Bobby Bones show.
Bobby Bones.
I called my tattoo guy last night.
Why?
I have to get the microphone tattoo.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Oh.
So I said way back in the day, I was like, if they put me in the radio
Hall of Fame, I'm going to get a tattoo of a microphone.
I think that warrants it.
Like, I'm in the Radio Hall of Fame.
Are you kidding me?
That's crazy.
Yeah, so where are you putting it?
That's the question.
Well, I'm going to put it in the same place where I have my mom, my grandma's initials, on the other arm, the inside of my forearm.
Does it have a chord?
And the listener drew it.
Yeah, and the cord wraps all the way around my arm.
It goes all the neck.
Like barbed wire.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It plugs into your brain.
Everyone's all right.
No, there's no chord.
It's an old school, like David Letterman type microphone on the desk.
It's actually David Letterman's microphone, which is kind of what inspired me to get into all the media anyway.
So that's what I'm going to get tattooed on the inside of my arm.
Wow, you're going to be so tatted up.
I am. People are going to think I'm awesome.
I know.
Because I'm not.
It's going to be your fourth tattoo.
Well, two of them are so close together, it looks like one.
Because on my right arm, I have my grandma and my mom's initials.
And I did that.
And the same thing with the state of Arkansas on the back of my arm.
That's my home arm.
That reminds me because my grandma and mom are alive anymore.
And I don't live in Arkansas anymore.
Okay.
But that's home.
All that's home.
My grandma and my mom in Arkansas.
So then on the other side, you can put work.
On the other side, extracurriculars.
Career, work.
But a listener drew it.
That's cool.
And I was like, if a listener draws a cool microphone,
and so I think I have one that if she gives me permission.
The thing was, I tweeted her back and I was like,
hey, I can't like put your signature at the bottom of it.
Oh, because she signed it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we have to negotiate that deal because I'm not going to have the artist sign.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, I called my tattoo guy last night.
Men, my tattooed guy.
I've been to him twice.
In like years.
Men are not eating any healthier nowadays.
And women are, but men are, and men are getting fatter as women either stay the same or get skinnier for the most part.
Y'all better wake up.
New research shows that guys are putting on four to ten pounds a year after a 35 years old.
And partially because the dad bod has been popularized.
Yeah.
Which, no, the dad bot hasn't been popularized.
It's been accepted.
That's the problem.
Yeah.
It's now kind of cute.
It's a good thing.
Here's the thing about health.
No, isn't it?
People think that the dad bod is cute.
The healthier you are, the longer you're going to live.
Yeah.
And more men are getting type 2 diabetes, and they're showing that on a spike.
Like, you can hate on being healthy.
I'm going to get dad body like how cute I am.
How about let's get healthy.
Yeah.
No, that makes sense.
You always have to look the best to be the healthiest.
It's true.
It's true.
It's good for our family.
Let's live longer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at Lunchbox.
He's healthy.
He didn't look good at all.
That's rude.
That's rude.
That's rude.
That's rude.
That's rude.
That's rude.
Rob in Augusta, Georgia.
Good morning, bud.
Good.
How are you, sir?
Good.
It's Friday.
Feeling pretty good.
How about you?
I woke up.
That's always a good start.
That is a good start.
What can I do for you, man?
Well, living in Augusta, I saw in the news last night where the toys for
Thomas was robbed, and you turned around and made a donation to help those that are in need.
Two of my boys are actually.
were on the list for the toys for Tots.
So that could actually make a great Christmas
for us. I just wanted to say thank you for
the help. Thank you.
You're welcome. And that was on the news?
Yeah, it was on the local news.
What in the world?
Yeah, yeah. My wife told her about it when I picked her up
from work. She read the article
out, you know, what was stolen, how much was stolen,
and my heart immediately just went,
and then watching news last night,
it mentioned that she would turn around
and then helped, and that was awesome.
Well, thank you very much.
I feel uncomfortable when people say nice things,
so I'll just say thank you, and I hope that it helps.
For me, I need to help as a kid.
Christmas, eating, so I'm in a place now where I can help back,
and I kind of feel like that's why I was put here.
Yesterday, Chris Stapleton stopped by.
He'll be back by if you missed it.
I guess it's not even if you missed it,
because it's not a rerun.
Chris Stapleton comes back by in like 40 minutes.
He's got a new record out today.
He's called Millionaire
He's called me
So shit
Volume 2
Yeah
Play it Chris
Merry Christmas music to us
So Eddie, our producer, has two kids
Eddie Jr. 9
Eddie Jr. Jr. 4
And so he's talking to them
But what they want for Christmas
What are the hot items for Christmas this year?
Like toys that you want or toys that some of your friends want
at school?
Let me start with you, Jr.
Video games and the glow in the dark skateboard and these speakers, when they like speak, they're like liquid lights and they go up every time the speaker goes on.
Oh, that's cool.
They're like colorful speakers.
Yeah.
And they move to the beat, the liquid does?
Yes.
Oh, it's pretty cool.
Okay, what about you, junior, junior?
What are the things that all your friends are talking about that they want for Christmas?
Pop Patrol stuff and PJ Master.
Pop Patrol stuff and PJ Max.
So both of those are TV shows, so that's kind of where you all base your Christmas presents on?
Yeah.
Do you all want to wish everyone on Merry Christmas?
Yeah.
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
There is.
Merry Christmas from Eddie Jr. and Eddie Jr. Jr.
By the way, a musical Merry Christmas from Chris Stapleton.
I blew every dime trying to one table my mind.
I shouldn't sing a long time.
I mean, I was like that.
A lot of choices ever wrong.
Oh, I can't sing it, babe.
Little good love been too many nights alone.
I've been out, and I've stumbled across the life.
Untang to my mind.
I feel like I get a pretty good staple in the pressure when I sing.
Because I try to untangle my mind.
Is that Bob Dylan?
Maybe a little bit of work.
Whatever.
He'll be in and...
40 minutes or still.
I hear Amy talk about these hallmark movies all the time.
I guess that's what just stays on your TV.
Yeah, during the Christmas.
Ever since I think October 27th, they launched Christmas all day every day.
They show movies all day every day.
Well, like sometimes during like the day day.
There's some weird talk shows, I guess they do or whatever.
But I mean, I'm not really into it then.
But for sure, at night and on the weekends, it's on.
And I think they need to maybe make some more because I've already seen three of them like three times.
What have you seen?
What are some good ones to recommend?
Oh, a Christmas train with Kimberly Paisley.
A Christmas train.
Yeah.
Kimberly Williams Paisley, Brad's wife.
A Christmas train.
Yeah.
That is a good one for sure.
There's so many to check out.
Miss Christmas.
Well, what's that way about?
M-I-A-S-S-M-A-S-Christmas.
Well, all of them basically are a woman who typically lives in the city,
somehow ends up in a cute little quaint small town,
falls in love with the guy that's really good-looking but not as, you know,
maybe successful as one might think,
or he's just kind of a humble guy.
He's a humble guy, if you will.
Maybe he works at the Christmas tree farm.
Yeah, okay.
You know, she goes there to find the perfect tree.
He cuts it down for her.
She's like, oh, I'm in love.
And then he also works at the local coffee shop.
Oh.
And then, yeah, I mean, the whole narrative.
And then she's like, but she's a city girl.
And then they fall in love.
Except for a Christmas train.
It all takes place on a train.
Yeah.
So Christmas train.
Yeah, Miss Christmas.
There's one more.
I can't think of it.
There's one I saw that Jana was doing with the girl from the blog,
The blonde lady.
That helps.
Of the blonde lady.
Jana Kramer.
I just saw Janet does Christmas movies now.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
I feel like you know who's in a lot of them is Winnie Cooper.
Really?
Yeah.
What's her real name?
Danica, something.
Danica Patrick.
No.
It's not.
Danica McKellar.
McKellar.
Love it first bark?
No, that was a different Janet Kramer movie.
I was Googled.
All right.
Do Janet Kramer IMDB?
It'll be a Christmas one.
Okay.
Love it first bark.
I remember when that came out.
Yeah, go ahead.
Winnie Cooper is easily in like four different ones.
It's called Christmas in Mississippi.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I can't.
When is it out?
I will watch it.
It's out now.
And Faith Ford's in it.
Is that the blonde you were speaking of?
I don't know who Faith Ford is.
You would.
You definitely would.
Okay.
Hey, here, there's a picture of her.
Show him.
Here on Mike D.
Faith Ford.
Oh, she's Miss Christmas.
She's in all of them, too.
She's in all of them, too.
She is in a lot of them.
Merry Christmas, everybody from all of us.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
You know how we heard that Keith Urban had spent like, I don't know,
50-something million dollars on a swanky new York apartment for Nicole?
And I just heard.
We also reported that news.
We heard and reported it.
So since we are the news and we like to be factual,
Keith and Nicole had denied the rumor.
Nicole actually told extra, no, no, that's definitely a wrong rumor.
So I'm glad to put it to rest.
And Keith also is clearing up the fact that Nicole,
asked Keith to marry her again on his birthday.
That's untrue.
There's no vow renewal is happening.
What if it's like $60 million?
Oh yeah.
She's like, no, no, that's not true.
And in her head, she's like, it was $75 million.
Did she see pretty little lies coming back for season two?
Oh, no, I didn't, but yay.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Nicole's in that.
Yeah, I believe season two.
If it hasn't been officially announced, it will be soon.
Yes.
You got inside scoop on that or what?
I don't know where I read it.
Sometimes things just, I don't know if I should.
I'm sure that's out.
there. Go ahead. What else you got? Well, speaking of TV stuff, there's only like two shows that
actually went up, like in the fact, like the biggest increases in demand, like all the other
shows like have gone down. One of them is our favorite. This is us? Yep. I'm not caught up at all.
Me neither, but. I've been watching kind of the same thing, The Punisher. The same breed
brand of show. But never watched this as us. Yeah. And then Mom. I've never heard of it,
but it's the only other one that went up. I watch it on, it comes on TV land now. I watch
the old episodes.
Yeah, it's a sitcom.
Okay.
But it's about, you don't want to know what it's about.
It's kind of about something, I mean, she used to be like,
we do dancer and then she'd be heavy into drugs and it's a whole thing.
Well, Mom and This Is Us, the only TV shows with increased viewership.
Yeah, you know why?
Because, one, the cable networks are putting out fantastic shows.
Two, Netflix and Hulu and Amazon Prime exists.
And three, apparently there's something called the Christmas train, everybody's watching.
Yeah, over on Homeart Channel.
It's amazing.
Like everybody's in the Christmas train.
So there you go.
Everyone. Everyone's doing the Christmas train.
Hey, and it's big little lies, not pretty little lies.
Whatever.
Whatever.
I was like, I can't find it.
Whatever.
Big little lies.
Okay, okay, okay.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Boll show.
Come on, Bob.
10 minutes away from Chris Stapleton in studio.
I blew every dime.
I'm trying to want.
I think I like volume two better than volume one.
Yeah.
And I have a list yet, just a little bit.
Wow, that's big.
I know.
Let a good love went too many nights alone.
It'll be in about 15 minutes.
And I've stumber across the line trying to untangle my mind.
Fire Department came to my house yesterday.
Why?
And by the way, they didn't just drive up in a little red truck and be like, hey, everything okay?
They showed up in the fire truck.
Fire truck, well, first of all, I'm, I, sometimes I have to cook stuff.
I try.
When I do a blue apron, I don't burn stuff.
But I was trying to cook the stuff because I have a new meal plan.
I was like, let me try to cook this stuff.
And I cook up for like 30 seconds, boo, smoke detector goes off.
Well, it's connected to my house alarm.
Oh.
And so it's all connected.
So all of a sudden the fire department shows up.
I know they're coming.
They didn't call me.
So all the time it's like,
it's a hard knock too.
And I'm like, oh, that's aggressive.
Startling.
So I walk over to the door
and they're in their full uniforms.
They're ready to fight.
Like, yeah.
Smoky the berries basically with them in the back
and they're ready to roll, man.
And I'm like, what's happening?
They're like, hey, we got a report
we didn't get a response back
about your fire alarm.
And so I was like,
and I look back and the fire truck is out there.
Full fireman, fire truck.
Wow.
And all I can think of is,
How much I'm going to get charged for this?
Yeah.
Yeah, but do you get charged for real?
Because y'all have told me before I get charged, but I don't think you do.
Because it happened to you too.
Yeah, I know.
First of all.
It's happened to me more than once.
Shout out to these firefighters because my house could have been on fire and they showed up.
That's right.
It scared the crap out of me, though.
Because I thought maybe a guy would show up in a time and be like, hey, excuse me.
You have a little problem here with the fire.
No, they came to the house.
I know.
I always wonder because they bang so aggressively.
Yeah, boom, move, move.
If we didn't answer the door, would they kick it down?
Oh, that would be awesome.
They probably check the house first.
No, but they got to get in.
Yeah.
What if there's a, yeah.
Yep.
Chris Stapleton in 15 minutes.
Woo!
Got a new record out today.
I got a new record out today.
On the Bobby Bone Show now.
Chris Stapleton.
All right, Chris is here.
Album is out today from A Room, Volume 2.
True or False.
You will take a record or a collection of songs,
and you'll take it to the last.
label and say, here it is, pick whatever single you want because I believe in all of them.
I've done that, yes, absolutely.
And they've picked some and it's been fine.
You know, it works out for us.
How fast does this all happen in your mind?
I don't know, man.
I've been around for a while.
But you have, but does it feel like you've been around, but then all of a sudden this big,
bigger wave has hit?
Or is it just feel like you're just doing your thing and you just watch it grow and that's
cool?
Yeah, I don't feel much different.
I mean, there's just a lot more people showing up.
Tell me this is true.
Everybody knows a story about you and Timberlake at the CMAs.
But did, I was told Jessica Bill called you for Justin's birthday.
Can he come and hang out with you?
That was the birthday present.
Yeah, yeah, that was true.
Like she called and was like, Justin's a huge fan.
Will you let him come and hang out and jam with you?
I don't know that she said he's a huge fan.
She said, and I'll never forget it, she's like,
it's hard for me to find things for him that he hasn't experienced already.
So in my mind, I'm going, and so you came up with this?
You know, but that, you know, it was, yeah, it was just,
I was going to go be entertainment for his birthday party,
which I thought was going to be a large gathering
that was a very small enemy gathering.
We went up, hanging out and having a good time.
It was great.
How many people in the room?
Seven, eight.
And what do you play?
What's the first thing you sit down?
You're like, I don't even remember.
It was so cold.
It was in Montana.
Like, I don't know these folks.
You know, I don't know.
Is that a weird feeling to walk in?
Like, they must have just paid you a ton of money.
You don't even know with them.
I mean, because me, I ain't going nowhere.
I don't know a bunch of people entertaining.
That must have been.
I like to do things that make me curious.
And that made me curious.
I was like, all right, well, let's see what's going to happen.
And when you play with Tim, are you like, respect?
Like, there's a respect there.
Oh, absolutely.
I have a tremendous amount.
respect for him and I think that runs both ways and that's why we wind up having a good time
anytime we do things together.
Do you know any insinx songs?
Do you know any insiniscs?
Not to sing them like in your heart.
Like do you know them from back in the day?
Like dirty pop pop pop pop-pah-pah-pah-pah-poh.
No, see, I'm a little older than he is, so I'm like a generation.
Like if I was going to have like a pop, like, a dude band.
Like I know like new edition or something like that.
So, so a bit earlier.
Did you know?
Like ABC, do you know, like another bad creation?
No, just new addition, like Bobby Brown and all those.
Yeah, I know who Bobby Brown is.
Just trying to see where you're coming from.
That picture of you on Instagram with no facial hair when you first moved to town blew my mind.
You're like...
I don't know what it is.
It was like, I just moved to Nashville and this is me when I first moved to Nashville.
I'm happy to be here.
And it was like overalls on and no facial hair?
I wouldn't even live in Nashville then.
That particular picture, I just played.
I played on the street on Broadway.
But you were in Nashville.
I was in Nashville.
I came to visit Nashville for three days.
That was my vacation.
And on your vacation, you played on the street.
Yeah, because my buddy's like, hey, man, you should go play on the street.
Did you make any money?
I made $20 in an hour, which at the time was more money than I'd ever made in an hour.
And I was like, well, that's pretty good.
I'm going to come down and play on the street.
Here we are.
From the streets to New Christ Ableton.
Trying to untangle my mind.
Here it is.
We'll come back in a second.
drink a lot of whiskey in my time
And I've had a fine
How do you keep your voice
Are you trying to stay healthy?
I'm trying to
Healthy your
Ur, yeah
Because now you got like people
You have people that depend on you
Absolutely
And if your voice goes down
Then you're down
Then they're down then they're getting paid
Like I feel the pressure of that
What might be but can't imagine what you do
Yeah no it's not
It's uh
That's that's
No I'm trying to take it pretty seriously
Seriously, you know, I don't go out there other than getting up too early and trying to sing this morning.
I'm trying to, you know, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm, I stay off of talking and stay off of singing unless I really feel like it's, you know, important to what we're doing.
Let me tell you something here, Chris.
I don't even know that I want you to sing this morning.
And you know I love you singing.
If your voice is not good, I don't think you should sing.
What?
If you feel like it's too early in the morning,
his first time I've ever done this.
Are you firing me from saying something?
No, not at all.
But if you don't...
Because I'll get them to give you a hug if you don't even get out of it.
Oh, you can...
I am absolutely letting you out of it.
Everybody's mad.
But no, that's how much respect I have for what you do in your voice.
I tell you what, if you let me out of it this morning, I'll come back another morning.
I absolutely.
No, and you didn't even have to do that.
That's how much respect I have for you is...
I know you have your guitar and you would absolutely play if I said, Chris, please play.
I know you would.
I know you would.
I know you would.
You can't you?
I can hear it.
And I don't want you to have to do anything
and I just talk about how important your voice is.
I don't want you to have to do anything that makes you uncomfortable.
Because I appreciate the music that you make.
Well, and I appreciate that.
And if you're being serious, I'm being serious.
I'm going to put the guitar down.
Yeah, put the guitar down.
No music.
My audience wants to kick me right in the...
Everybody here's sad too.
You know what?
Sometimes.
But I just promise I'll come back
for whatever.
I'll double down on something.
If you don't get doubled down in anything.
I will.
Regardless, I'm happy you're here.
I owe you one. That's nice.
I hope everybody buys.
I'm going to play a couple songs from the record.
Go, rest your voice up, another time.
I see, I see, you guys are always so kind.
You tell Morgan I say hello.
You guys are always so kind to me in areas where there are famous people everywhere,
and you have a 10-minute conversation with me when they're like legends walking around.
And I always appreciate that.
Well, man, you yourself are a legend.
Oh, Gary.
Okay.
So, yeah.
All right.
Well, Chris Stapleton, go buy the record.
download the record
I mean if you have to
Here's what I say about it
If you love it
Buy it
If you test it out and stream it
But then buy it if you love it
Sure yeah
I think that's true for anything
If you don't like ours
Go buy something you do like
Yeah
That keeps us all making music
But mostly by yours
All right
I'm gonna let you go
Everybody's mad at me
But
Long-term investment
What if he blows his voice this morning
And then nobody ever hears
Chris Ampl sing and live again
And then they blame you
Then they blame me.
Yeah, that's a good point.
But I just care about you.
All right.
Well, I appreciate that.
You're welcome.
All right.
Let me...
No, never mind.
I'm done.
All right, Chris Ableton.
From A room, volume two is being out.
Here's a little bit of a simple song.
But I love my life.
Man, it's something to see.
It's the kids and the dogs and you and me.
Come on.
You want me to put this at risk?
You want me to put this at risk?
No, of course you don't.
You're right, Bobby.
Thank you.
All right, Chris.
We'll see you soon, buddy.
Thank you, man.
All right.
Chris Tierstay, everybody.
Now, I will sing one of his songs.
No, no, no?
Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay.
The morning corny.
Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
Because they kept dropping their trunks.
So dumb.
That was the morning corny.
It's one of my favorites.
Thank you.
Wow, really.
Did you see that Megan Markell, the princess, American princess?
Did I see what about her?
She gets tongue massages?
Yeah, inside of her mouth.
It's not just the tongue.
It's like the whole inside of the mouth.
It's supposed to be amazing.
Now.
Jennifer Lopez does it too.
Well, then it must be for good.
Yeah, I mean, look how amazing.
People just have too much money.
People have too much money when this is a thing.
Yeah, it's $350 a session.
I looked it up.
What?
Okay, let me read to you about this.
If anybody wants to do it for me for free.
No, why would you want that?
That's weird.
Why would I want that?
No, you have to know specifically.
I've been studying.
I watched you YouTube.
No, no, no, no.
Why would I want that?
Look at these girls.
You think that's what does it.
Well, I don't know.
It says Prince Harry's fresh-faced.
Yeah.
36-year-old fiancé tells the secret behind her youthful glow.
She has enlisted.
the help of Nicola Joss, the facialist.
It's a bizarre interfacial, which costs $350,
and she massages inside of her client's mouth,
and it de-stresses the muscle tissue to improve the tone and firmness.
This is just people with too much money.
Maybe we're hating on something that's, like, true.
We're not.
Just think about somebody massaging the inside of your mouth.
Yeah.
And then I bet after that they get that treatment where the snails crawl around on your face.
Again, people just have too much money
And they don't know what else to do
I was looking at Twitter yesterday
Which if I'm on Twitter all the time
Don't like me for you
I wasn't looking at it just yesterday
I was looking at every hour yesterday
But Britney Spears posted a picture of her Christmas tree
And she was like, look at my Christmas tree
And I was like, I'm not looking at the Christmas tree
This house, the ceilings were so high
It's like it's in some sort of museum
Oh, but that's just her
It's a monster house
It was more like humble brag
Look how big my house is
You like doing that
You like looking at what's behind the picture.
And you know what I did on Instagram yesterday is I posted my bedside table because I always think it's interesting to see people's lives just of regular stuff.
And so I said, here's a picture of my bedside table.
Give you inside glimpse.
Yeah.
Do you know what was on?
I took inventory.
Oh, okay, go ahead.
You have a, well, you have a red lamp.
Yeah?
You had some melatonin.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, well, what was the pill?
Essential oils.
I saw that.
Oh, I think you also had melatonin.
No?
Metamuse.
Okay.
Then you had some, yeah, it was essential.
oil for nighttime. Metamusal, that's probably the pills.
No, there was two
things in Metamusel. Those have an orange cap.
Yeah, that's a fiber, so I can use back there.
Yeah, I keep two bottles. Go ahead.
Eh, that's all I remember. Mouth guard.
Oh, yeah, you're a night guard. I recognize that container because I
have one just like it. I always keep hot sauce on
this. Yeah, why do you have lady Chalula
on your hot sauce? Yeah, why do you eat in bed?
Respect. I mean, I love it, but.
Why wouldn't do you?
Stop it. No one has hot sauce in their night.
I do it, because every morning I have the same.
Oh, you eat breakfast. That's it.
I have the same.
I have the same exact breakfast taco.
Okay.
With nothing on it except the bare minimum.
That's my hot sauce.
And you're like working on the show.
Yeah.
So I just leave it on my...
You can go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, and see it.
That makes me think of a good gift thing if people have, you know, people in the military that
are overseas.
Like the food is pretty bad.
So, well, sometimes.
And my husband, when his flight suits, they sell lady Chulula bottles that are really,
really tiny.
And he would just, in his flight suit overseas, like, I would send him all these little
lady Chalula bottles.
and he would just keep him in his pocket.
So anytime he had to eat, no problem.
Food tasted good instantly.
That's cool.
So just keep the, if you're mailing care packages to the troops, Lady Chulula.
I pulled up the picture also on it is Vipo, Vix Vapo Rub, which is probably what you thought that was.
Okay.
And then dental floss.
Or as I would say, the essentials.
But it's up to Mr. Bobby Wohen.
And there's also a picture of our phone screen.
Because I always want people to see what I see as we've been doing the show.
So just some behind the scene stuff.
This woman threw her dog at her birthday.
party. There's the dog's first birthday party. And I mean, she spent thousands and thousands of dollars on it.
And I see this. And one, I empathize. Because to do this for a dog, one, you love your dog, but two,
there's you're doing it for something else. Yeah. Like, you're putting it all under your dog because
there's no balance in your love. And I say that as someone who's done that. Amy, I'm speaking from
experience. I know. I know. That's good. Like, my dog's 14 years old. I love that dog. It's the only living thing
I ever say I love you to. And it's that that's just the thing that I've been able to attach myself to.
So have I gone overboard at times? Absolutely. This, she went all out. Like, she went straight
balls of the wall, as I'd say, in air flight training. Yeah, that's what they say. That's what that is.
It's a ball. Ball. Throatle. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, she's $1,000,000 dollars for the dog's first
birthday. And I'm like, hopefully she can find, you know, whatever, a boyfriend or girlfriend.
She doesn't keep that up? Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I saw where Jim Neighbors died.
Jim Neighbors, well, golly.
Oh, yeah.
Gomer Pyle.
The Andy Griffith?
Yeah.
I've seen every episode of Andy Griffith.
I don't know.
He was alive still.
Yeah, how old was he?
87.
Okay.
So a reasonable age.
But I saw yesterday Jim Neighbors died.
I just reminds him my grandma.
We used to watch Andy Griffith all the time.
And Rod Howard as Opie.
So he was after Don Knott's?
They weren't.
Because he was a deputy, too, right?
No.
He was in the military.
Oh, yeah.
Notts was, no, it's Barney.
Barney was always...
Oh, Barney was in there the whole time?
Yeah, get it straight.
Just kidding, I haven't yet.
I don't even play with Andy.
I didn't watch those when I was a kid.
I watched those today.
What?
Andy Griffithy.
Where?
My house.
At TV land or what?
Yeah.
So early in the day, gun smoke, oh, I'm such a nerd.
Yeah, dude.
I thought I watched Gun Smoke on TV land.
Bobby's like at 2.30 p.m.
I was with some executives from Viacom, because that's who owns TV land.
And they were like, hey, we want you to do this show for us.
And I was like, okay, cool.
And I was like, hey, by the way, I'd like to say when you guys put on gun smoke at 11, that really helped.
And they were like, you know our schedule?
I was like, oh, yeah.
Then at three, when this comes on, and I was rolling down the whole thing.
And they were like, you're either the most planned out person we've ever had a meeting with?
Yeah, yeah.
Or you're just, I was like, no, no, I'm just a nerd for the channel.
Just a coincidence.
Because they have Nick and Knight and TV land, and I was quoting both.
I know both their schedules.
They're like, we thought nobody watched that.
Yeah, they were like, we just throw that on to kill time.
So you're the person.
Thank you.
There was, in Las Vegas, they released surveillance footage of the guy that robbed the Bellagio and his getaway.
The suspect is still on the loose, which is crazy to me.
So pictures and video of him are online.
But to rob a casino, that's gutsy.
Yeah, that's legit.
Gutsy or dumb or a little bit of both.
But that's crazy.
He just went up to like the cage, right?
Did you see at lunchbox?
Yeah, he went up to the cage.
But he had like a disguise on like he had a hat and stuff.
something on his face and he went right out the front doors.
I mean, like, I don't understand.
Does his valet just, I'll just keep my car up front?
I mean, that is crazy.
Like, no one, where is security to tackle him?
Because every time I walk through a casino, there's security everywhere.
It's almost like he did it.
Like, he's like, oh, yeah, cool.
I belong to be here.
Nobody bothered him.
Man.
Go home, right?
No.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
Bobby Bones.
All right, I want to do a surprise here.
She doesn't know we're going to bring her in the studio.
It's a listener, right?
Hey, bring her in the studio if you guys can hear my voice out in the hallway.
I got an email from this listener's boss.
Hey, come on in here.
How are I?
Come on in here.
She doesn't even know she's been in.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, have a seat.
Sit in that chair right there.
Oh, Eddie.
Where's Eddie?
He's right behind you.
Hi.
Oh, my goodness.
Hello.
Are you're Abby?
Yes, I'm Abby.
Hi, Abby.
Hi, Abby.
Hi.
Okay, so.
Amy, let me take.
tell you about Abby. Oh, Amy. Hey. Hi.
So listen, I got her emails. So she didn't know this was happening. So you're moving to Alabama.
Yes. And you're working for Chick-fil-A? Yes. And so your boss sent an email and was like, Abby's a huge fan. And some days, on Fridays, on her days off, she'll do a delivery just so she can listen to the Friday morning dance party. Is that true?
That's true. Oh. Nice. So she loves the show. Clever.
This year, whenever we won the CMA, and like I do the fifth for the fans, she said that you love that because you felt like I was talking to you.
And that's awesome. I love that. I love that. I said, he did it. He does. There is.
This is awesome. This is why I love doing this show. So this is your last day of work?
Yes. Because you're moving off to Alabama. Yes, today. Really? Yes, I'm driving home, going home, and packing up the rest of what I have in my car and taking my dog and we're going.
Really? Where in Alabama?
Okay. It's a tiny tiny.
called Pittsview, Alabama.
But it's best way to describe it is 30 minutes outside of Phoenix City, which is right
across from Columbus, Georgia.
Okay.
So over there?
Yes.
Know it well.
So they were like, hey, can you come up and just like watch the dance party?
So you thought you were just going to hang out in that room, that glass room?
Yes.
You didn't even know your delivery was up here.
I thought that I was just giving y'all breakfast and we were going to leave and, like,
maybe listen to it on the way back.
Yeah.
Well, we wanted to bring you in and say hello to you.
Oh, thank much.
Oh, my gosh.
I appreciate you listening to the show.
Oh, I appreciate y'all.
I've been listening since I was 16.
I'm 20.
When I could drive, like, I love y'all.
You don't understand.
Well, that's lunchbox.
And you guys say we're not celebrities.
You see how this girls are that?
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
And that's lunchbox.
And that's Amy.
Hi.
And that's Abby.
And that's Morgan number two.
And that's Eddie.
Mike D.
And I'm Bobby.
Come over here.
Come over here.
Give me a hug on your last day.
Oh, he doesn't hug everybody.
Come on.
Come over here.
Give me that hug.
There it is.
Aw.
Oh, look at that.
The best thing ever.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
So is she moving for Chick-fil-A or what are we doing?
I'm just going back home.
I moved here when I was 18.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
I moved here when I was 18 and I just decided to move back home because life just kind of changed.
Yeah.
So that's what I'm doing.
Well, we appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Well, I appreciate you.
Thank you so much.
Well, it's good to see you.
I wanted to bring you in and say hello.
We love the people.
I love her.
You just like.
I said in here every day.
I know, right?
She makes this feel cool.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
So you can hang out with Morgan and then after we'll do the dance part.
We'll take pictures and stuff.
Are you cool?
Oh, yes.
Okay, all right, cool.
All right, we'll see in a few minutes.
You have to dance during the evening.
You'll have no idea.
Nonstop.
All right, there's shit.
Everybody say bye to Abby.
Bye Abby.
We'll see in a minute.
See you in a minute.
We're famous.
All right.
I have a story to tell, but I can't really play the music behind it.
It's tough.
But I was listening to
Walker Hayes is a really good friend of mine
And so there's a difference in like an artist
Because I didn't listen to Stapleton's from a room
And I won't list to all up until today
And I know Chris pretty well
But I have a rule where I don't listen to music ahead of time
But Walker and I've been friends forever
Walker's produced music for me
We've written together like he's a real life friend
And he sent me this song that comes out next week
And I can't play it because it's not out
But it's called Craig
I was like crying last night
Like this dude Craig whenever Walker Hates was broke
Because I know
Yeah
He gave him his van because Walker had like six kids.
Walker lost his van.
And so the dude showed up and gave him.
And it's like, hey, dude, here's my van.
Amazing.
I'm listening to song, and I can't even play it for you.
But when it comes out, I think you're going to, I'll play it as soon as it comes out.
But I think you're going to be like, holy cow.
It was one of those I heard and I was just one of those songs like touches your heart.
So it's good.
Yeah, Walker's album comes out next week.
There's a lot of new music out.
So Natalie Stovell has a new song out.
And so I'm almost positive.
this is Jimmy Westbrook singing with her on the hook.
And so it's called wine or whiskey.
Like, you have to choose?
Have you heard that yet?
That's good. No, I haven't.
It's good.
It's Natalie Stovall.
We're going to do a little gambling.
I don't like to gamble, but it's just fun, office gambling.
It's like a lottery.
It's a little bit, just fun.
Hey, Ray, make me come here, I've got to give you this money.
Because we've all, it's $10 per day to buy a day when Amy, we think Amy's kids are going to hit American soil.
And so, Ray, what I've picked a few days?
what dates I owe you for?
You have four days, so 40 bucks.
Okay, I'd also like to add
December 12th to that.
So, what do you know about December 12th?
I'm adding to 12th and the 13th.
So here's 60 bucks.
That seems shit.
All right.
So I have the 12th and the 13th.
Count that out.
You want the other days too?
Yeah.
19, 20, 21, 22.
They're not even near each other.
Okay, what were the first two?
The 12th and 13th.
Wow.
Give me 15th, Ray.
Oh.
15 and 16.
What?
We're betting on when Amis kids get to America.
Right.
Oh, lunch you're done, Lenny, I'm going to need January.
Now, suddenly all are feeling.
Amy, what can we do to speed this up?
I need January 12th, January 6th, and March 31st.
Oh, God.
March 31st.
Hey, I'm just going with tradition.
How many people I've gotten into this pool?
30.
30 people.
No, him.
We're still under 10.
It's like three sales people and us.
Okay.
So.
Who gets the money?
I do.
No.
No.
Oh, we do it.
Oh, my kids.
It's like the Super Bowl.
And if we don't get the day right, Ray keeps it.
No, that's not true.
If you don't get, if nobody gets the day right, we give it to St. Jude.
Oh.
Like, when?
How long a year out?
What are we talking?
After the last day goes by.
Wait, how many days are covered in December?
I don't know.
Close to all of them.
Okay.
Do you have any update?
Yeah.
Oh, you do.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
I wasn't ready for that.
I didn't know.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's my change right now.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Where's my yes?
There's an update.
Amy's adopting.
The two kids are moving here.
What's the update?
Unless you're in the process of adopting from another country like Haiti, you won't really know what I'm talking about.
But we've made progress.
And the U.S. Embassy has received everything that they need.
And they told me when that happens, it could take about like, you know, you want me to tell you the days?
Because it could affect your gambling.
They say.
They say the work they need to do that they can lie.
accomplish it. And I got an email
from the U.S. Embassy this morning at
7 a.m. that said
that they're starting their process.
How many days? Like seven.
Seven days. So the kids could be here on the 8th?
Oh, no.
Oh, let's give you for 10 more dollars.
But that's business days, phone.
Yeah. Hey, whoa, whoa, Bobby.
Well, don't let lunch pay his 8. He already
climbed the 8. So he's got the 8 now.
Oh, wait, business days. No, you've already taken the 8.
Yeah, you claim the 8. Go ahead.
Could be normal days. Could happen faster.
Could be business days.
You think in two weeks your kids are?
could take longer.
I think this morning I'm processing and looking at my calendar in my brain,
I think that we could likely fly to Haiti on the ninth.
I'm just being a little realistic.
And then we would fly back somewhere in the next few days following that.
Like the 12.
He did not know.
No.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
He didn't know.
I swear to y'all.
He didn't know.
I got the, he didn't know.
You got to believe her.
When he said that, I was like, who did he talk to?
Exactly.
But I don't, but nobody, I just got that email this morning.
Tell you what, Amy, if you get them by the 12th, hang out.
Take it to the beach.
What days do you have?
I have the 15th and the 16th.
You guys, do you all understand what this means?
I have the 12th and 13th.
That stinks.
I should have got to take 11th.
What does it mean?
What's the 11th?
Which days that?
Tuesday?
I don't know.
Monday.
We'll probably have to be processing some stuff in country on Monday.
I don't know.
I mean, I am like losing my mind right now.
I don't know if I want to like just scream or cry or laugh.
I mean, just keeping my composure right now.
But today is like this email was a really, really, really, really, really big deal.
So in the next two weeks you think your kids could be here?
Yes.
That's crazy.
Not think.
I'm almost like saying I know.
Now, Amy, stop.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is totally different than any time before.
I promise you.
When I was in Haiti last week, the U.S. Embassy told me as soon as we,
get you this email, that means things are like fast track happening basically.
Like today, I'm trying to arrange them to go get their medicals.
So before you enter the States, they want you to have a full like physical exam.
So I'm trying to get that done today.
And yeah, I mean, if I was there, I'm just so much faster.
But I can't get there.
I can't get there until, like even if I left after the show, I couldn't get there until later today.
It already closed.
So I'm trying to get some people there to do it for me faster.
Well, I don't.
It's crazy.
I don't, I've just seen these, I've seen you crush so many times.
Yeah, but I got those alpacas from Target, the ones that light up, the little Christmas ones.
Technically, I learned their llamas.
But anyway, it doesn't matter.
I named them one after each of my kid, and they're going to be waiting for them.
And it's how cute.
I'm like, you get your own little light up alpaca.
Merry Christmas.
Can I be like, this is what a merry Christmas is?
It's about llamas?
But it's so cute.
I just was, everything that I've been visualizing and praying for and everything.
in my house. It's been with the intent that they will be here before Christmas. And now
this is like confirmation that it's really happening. I also ordered their own little
separate Christmas trees, but that's another story. They haven't arrived yet. What's happening here?
I don't want, I'm not getting invested in the being here in the next two weeks because we've been
to this for years. Other than the money you put down. Bobby, oh no, that's a gamble. You're here this
weekend, right? Because I can't, I need help hanging Christmas lights outside. Cool. I know people to do
that.
I'm not doing.
Where?
My friend?
He's on the internet.
I'll send you to him.
Ray's always looking for extra work.
Ray?
You want to hang her lights?
Amy's?
She's got the McMansion in the backyard.
First of all, my house is normal.
It's my garage that's out of the
For whatever reason.
It's because it's on a hill.
Yeah, whatever.
But it's normal.
The McMansion.
Like at the McDonald's.
I'm not putting anything on the garage.
It's just on the outside.
They need to have lights when they get here, you know?
Well, I
We'll see what happens
It's happening
Okay, all right
Quote me
No, no we've quoted you before
Okay
Big news
This is the best news I think
I've ever delivered
Besides the fact
When I come maybe on Monday
And give you an actual date
Okay
Maybe, maybe Monday Tuesday
Thank you very much
Twelf was a good guest though
How'd you do that?
Thank you very much
Yeah, he knows
No, he doesn't know
I swear to you guys
There's no way he would know
I'm like NLR
You don't even know what that means
All right
Good job.
The Bible bowl show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So I have what women say they want for Christmas.
So if you're trying to figure out,
what did I get my girl for Christmas,
I know what she wants.
What she says or what she wants?
Two different things.
So which one is it?
What she wants?
What she says.
In a recent survey,
here's what women say they want for Christmas.
Okay.
Okay.
Coming in.
Cash.
They just want a straight cash.
That's not true.
That's not true.
True.
Okay, please.
Again, that's not like straight cats.
That's not true.
Why?
Like, will they take it?
Sure.
You're going to not like the other one.
Like what I would like for our listeners to do, our male listeners.
If you decide to go with this advice, report back after Christmas.
Yeah.
Because every male listener right now is like, okay.
Hold on.
There's more.
Baby, I got you something.
There's more.
There's $62.
They want cash or a homemade gift.
Both of them are bull crap.
That's bull crap. That's bull crap.
Whatever.
And then you want to know what the number one thing they want is?
Anybody can offer this too.
Jewelry. Love.
Quality time.
Get out of here.
Really, they want jewelry.
Shoes.
Jewelry made the list at 1%.
Yeah.
These are what they stayed in.
They want an engagement ring.
Yeah.
They want commitment.
All this stuff that Santa ain't bringing.
Is that on their commitment?
Well, speaking of commitment, Megan just got it, you know, with Prince Harry, Megan Markle, or whatever.
And so the special forces of the British Army, they're going to be training Megan in self-defense because there's a serious concern that she faces kidnapping or other types of situations.
And she needs to learn the proper response to save her life.
Our company should do that with you.
What?
You're a valuable asset.
No.
We should have them trained you.
I mean, I'll take it.
Amy will punch herself in the face so fast.
Myself.
She'll miss whoever she's trying to fight.
Even though just practicing.
I mean, she's going to get trained by the elite of the elite
and learn how to basically save her own life.
There you go.
They're not going to know what's coming.
Yeah, I guess.
What else you got?
So if you're too cold to hold hands,
but you know, you want to hold hands with your partner,
but you can't get that touch to touch
if you've got mittens on,
because then it's like mitten to minton.
and you can't really feel the contact,
there has been something invented called smitten's.
It's about $35,
and it's two-handed mittens.
So you can stick both your hands in there,
and it'll keep both of them warm.
That way you can keep holding hands.
So it's like if you hold a hand,
you put one mittens over both hands.
Yeah.
So it's mittens made for two called smittenes.
Yeah, that's probably for people
that just got in a new relationship.
Why?
You don't want to be smitten with...
I mean, I would still hold hands.
but if it's cold, it's like,
I'm not going to go buy something for it.
It's a cute gift, though.
Like, if you got, speaking of gifts for women, like...
Smittance comes in at 3%.
Yeah.
I think be cute if you showed up to take your girl out on a date
and you had some smitten's with you.
It would be, but you don't do that early in the date,
in the dating cycle.
Okay.
Otherwise, why would you waste the money on it?
You could buy, like, I don't know, a house.
So in your opinion, like, John Sina or Sina?
John Sina, the wrestler.
Okay. So he probably makes, like, tons of money, right?
Yeah.
Like, doing fine?
Well, evidently, he entered this lottery system to get the 2017 Ford GT.
It's like a $500,000 car.
And only a certain amount of people were going to be given this car.
And the deal was, if you got picked, you had to keep it for two years.
Well, he broke the deal with Ford and he sold it because evidently he needed the money to pay bills.
So now Ford is suing him.
Pay bills?
That's what it says.
You don't have to repeat back on my tone.
To pay bills.
Well, that's what it says.
Yeah.
He sold the car along with other property to pay bills.
Pay that property.
Get out with ODP.
That's other people's property.
Huh.
I don't know what I believe about that story.
What's John Sina's Net Worth?
Type that in.
You say that's never right, though.
I know, but I still like to type it in.
Let's see what happens.
John Sina Net Worth.
It's going to come back $70,000.
In the hole.
It's going to come back in the hole.
It says John Sina is one of the rich.
professional wrestlers, net worth
worth at 55 million bucks.
Dang.
So now he's in this whole pickle with Ford.
Pickle.
He's in a pickle.
Yes.
I mean, Amy, that's your news.
You don't want to be in a pickle with four.
Yeah, like, don't.
If you're in a deal, you can't sell it.
There you go.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
We're transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Boll show.
Come on, Bob.
Daniel Bradbury's new album comes out today.
I was like, what is this album?
It's kind of like a reintroduction of myself
because the first record obviously wasn't a part of writing
and I was so young.
So I feel like everybody at 16 years old doesn't really know who they are just yet.
And I for sure didn't.
And I wanted to figure out who I was as a person, as an artist
and just kind of get everything under my belt.
So now it's like, okay, I think I'm getting the hang of things.
And so I want to meet all my fans again properly and just say, okay, this is kind of more of my style.
So that's Daniel talking about her record out today.
Also, Chris Stapleton, he's got a record out today from A Room, Volume 2.
He was in for probably 30 minutes again today.
But this is a song called Trying to Untangle My Mind.
I blew every dime trying to untangle my mind.
A lot of choices
Ever wrong
Been too many nights
Along
And I've stumbled across the line
I'm tagged to my mind
There you go right there baby
That's a good one
Producer Raymond
Audio producer
Extraordinary sits in the glass room
And just chops audio
Accepting his award today
Raymond Slater producer
CMA National Broadcast
Yeah! There you go buddy
Put this baby on the mantel at the crib
So, dang, man, that makes it all worth it when it's put like that.
You hang that thing up at the house and you're like, man, that's why I go to work every day.
That right there.
That's pretty cool.
They gave us, we won the CMA for Best Radio Show.
They gave it to the four they're on the air, but equally they're bringing the people that are off.
So I wanted to get you guys plaques.
That's cool, too.
I didn't expect him to give out 10 trophies.
I mean, I get it.
Like, the CMA is not going to do that.
So that was cool with you to do that.
Right, Raymond, right.
Yeah!
I mean, do you want to play us out with some Ray the Crazy Weather guy?
We can do that.
Is it in this room?
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, you're ready.
By heart.
Yeah.
Oh, what day would, uh, he pulls out of his pocket?
It's on Thursday's page yesterday?
Okay, so there's a, Ray has suggested that we start to let him do Crazy Ray the Weather guy.
Like, he wants to do it, not on the national feed here, but just in general.
Like, he wants to go in every city and do this weather report.
And so we just kind of tell him.
We've tested segments out sometimes.
So I'd like to introduce to you.
Crazy Ray, the weather guy, who does the weather, buddy, does it?
Crazy.
What's Cindy's up first, Ray?
Woo!
Vegas!
It's Crazy Ray!
With your weather!
Vegas hot somewhere in the 80s!
Blackjack!
Blackjack?
Yeah.
I mean, if that's funny, but we didn't know what you said, though.
There's a fine line between crazy and actually knowing the word.
So you've got to find it.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
All right, and now.
Crazy Ray, the weather guy.
Now.
Woo!
Muskegan, it's crazy rain with your crazy weather!
Somewhere below 50.
Dilly Dilly!
It's raining!
Was that Muskegan, Michigan?
Yeah.
What's Dilly Dilly Dilly?
It's popular in commercial right now, Bud Light.
Oh, okay.
No idea.
All right, crazy weather guy.
What city now?
Go ahead.
It's crazy rain with your crazy weather.
Boston, 30 degrees!
Even Tom Brady's cold!
Oh!
It's raining bad!
All right, Crazy Ray, one more.
All right, got it, ready?
It's crazy, it's your crazy weather.
Nola, maybe some rain, maybe not.
Who dat?
It's raining bad.
Crazy Ray, the weather guy, everybody.
Who that's right?
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Wow.
All right, what are you doing this weekend?
Working on getting my kids home.
Yeah, that's a good thing.
to work on. And watching Hallmark movies?
100%. I'll probably decorate more for
Christmas. The closer we get to getting the kids
here, because as you know, I firmly
believe it'll be before Christmas, I just keep
wanting to decorate more and more. They're going to walk
in and it's going to be like the Christmas
store at the mall. Yeah.
But they don't even know what the mall is.
They're just going to think that this is like life.
They're going to be like, oh, this is what home is like.
And then I'll have to explain to them. No, this is
just, you know, come January, we'll take this stuff down.
Wait for New Year's. Or for Valentine.
Oh, my goodness. I'm just going to
It's changing everything inside of me.
Like, all I want to do is decorate.
All I want to do is, like, zoom, zoom,
zoom, boom, boom.
Oh, all I want to do is have some fun.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, there you go.
All right, we're going to go.
That's a song, right?
Yeah, it's Sugar Land.
They're coming in next week.
Garth Brooks coming in next week.
Luke Bryan's coming in next week.
What?
All these people?
Oh, you have no idea.
And many more.
Yeah.
Okay.
Have an awesome weekend.
Thank you for listening.
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