The Bobby Bones Show - Chris Stapleton In Studio + Bobby Gives Presents To Show + Lunchbox Is Secretive About His Middle Name

Episode Date: November 30, 2017

Chris Stapleton stops by the studio, Bobby has presents for the show and Lunchbox's secret middle name Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/liste...ner for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:12 This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. Morning, welcome to Thursday show. Chris Stapleton's in later, so. Yay! What I say here? Morning studio. Morning.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Sorry. I got excited about Chris, and I forget what I normally. normally do. This is funny. So Lunchbox plays rec soccer, right? And so some people try to come and steal their bags. Like your bags, you keep stuff in. Like your wallet and your keys, your cell. Yeah, it's like a backpack, a gym bag, whatever. You have it sitting on the bench. And there's little punks walking around the track and then we start the game or whatever. And all of a sudden they yell, go. And the four or five of them run up and grab as many bags as they can and they
Starting point is 00:02:57 take off running. As you're playing soccer. As I'm playing soccer. So what's you do? What do you think I did? Your boy starts chasing them. I felt like I was on an episode of cops. I mean, the game just stops and we all just start high-tailing after these little kids. How old were they? I'd probably say about 14 or 15.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Yeah. And they start ditching the bags as they're running because they're like, oh, no, these guys are chasing us. And I don't know. They didn't get any bags, but we had to call the cops. And the cops came. We're searching around the area for them. Didn't find them. But they were some brazen punks.
Starting point is 00:03:30 How many of the people on the field took off after the kids? There's 22 people on the field, I would say, 18 of them just started chasing them. Wow. Just automatically. And I'm like, guys. I didn't scare to if I were the kids because the numbers game just went dead. You're like, oh, no. You're gone.
Starting point is 00:03:45 And you might want to get like fat softball guy that is, you know, kind of like a little overweight and drinking some beer. Not people that are run up and down the soccer field. Probably not the smartest one, but I got to give them credit because they were brazen. You use that word twice now. Yeah. What does that word mean? Brazen. Bold.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Why don't they have brave? Because brazen is a new term I heard. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Maybe one of the cops used it. Maybe. I was like, man, that is crazy. Did you wait around for the cops?
Starting point is 00:04:12 Yeah, well, we still had a game to play. Oh, then you went to play the game. Yeah. Did you win? No, we lost two to one. But that's okay. Hey, at least I got my bag back. They grabbed your bag?
Starting point is 00:04:23 Yeah. Were you MVP of the game even they lost? No, I gave up the game winning goal. Oh. Did the cop think that y'all? should have chased after them? Because, like, what if one of them had a weapon or something? Ah, we didn't think about that.
Starting point is 00:04:35 It's just instinct. You see it happening. Who is the leader of the running group? Like, who is up front? Lunchbox, of course. Yeah. I mean, your boy was on their tail. Let's be real.
Starting point is 00:04:44 You almost had him? I was smoking it. You almost had them? Oh, yeah. I was like, boys, you better come back in your eyes. You're yelling at him? Yeah. They started ditching left, right, just throwing the bags.
Starting point is 00:04:53 They didn't even have time to go through them. Cops. In junior high. Let's just talk about had they stolen lunchboxes' bag. What would they have gotten in? Oh, my credit card and my ID, my car keys, and my cell phone. Well, that's a cool. And some dirty socks.
Starting point is 00:05:08 That's a good story. I'm glad you got your back. I'm glad everybody got their bags back. Yeah. I'll be watching out for those guys next game. They ain't doing it again. No, they're talking about it. Not again.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. So donor closet. It's a nonprofit in Spokane, Washington, where volunteers refurbish, wheelchairs, and other medical equipment for people who can't afford it themselves. And so they go in, first of all, they find old wheelchairs, they donate them. And then some people go and donate their time, and they rebuild this stuff. And then they make sure to get them to people who are struggling to pay for them.
Starting point is 00:05:43 The founder was living with MS. Was having trouble affording some of the equipment that he needed to get around. And so he started this, and now they're able to help hundreds of people. Wow. So to donor a closet, which is pretty cool. In Spokane, Washington, I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories.
Starting point is 00:06:00 It's producer Raymond in airline news. American Airlines said that a computer glitch allowed too many pilots to take off the weeks around Christmas. Thousands of flights may now be affected. In TV news, a new article from Variety Magazine gives some details about the accusations against the longtime TV news personality Matt Lauer. It's online now. And finally, health officials are saying this year's flu shot is only 10% effective, but they still recommend getting it. How do you do your laundry? Like, do you do it every day?
Starting point is 00:06:37 It depends on how much, no, not daily, but it just depends on how much I've worked out or done other things. Because workouts, that's what really starts to pile up the clothes. I'm a single guy. My laundry room, it's like a laundry bomb went off. Oh, then you need to do it. Well, and I try. I try. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:54 So what I did is I got online and I'm so lazy. And I was like, does anyone do laundry? That's all I typed in. And there's a service that comes to my house. and it's like 20 bucks a bag and you put as much into a bag and it's supposed to come back today. It could be a trick.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Okay, so they took it away from you and they're going to bring it back clean? Supposedly. Today at four, I don't know. Wow. I don't know. So I may never see those clothes again or they may come back clean.
Starting point is 00:07:23 That's amazing. But my laundry room was just, I couldn't walk in. I couldn't even open my door because it was closed. Yeah. I mean, I could see, yeah. If my husband was living alone,
Starting point is 00:07:32 that's sort of how it would pile up or he would just throw everything in the washing machine together, wash it all in the same water temp. I have so many pinkish white shirts. Yeah. And then I'll wash the... I don't even know how to do laundry. I never had a laundry teacher. Really? I guess that's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Because my mom didn't teach me how to do laundry. And then I don't know how to shave either. Like really? Because I don't have a dad growing up. And so I learned how to shave by just watching people on TV. Are you supposed to go against the grain or no? Against. You are supposed to? Yeah. See, little things I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Oh, I thought you're supposed to go with the grain on your beard. I'll teach you. Okay. Oh, dude. Will you, Eddie? Come on over. I'll teach you. Eddie, does your nine-year-old son want to know about that stuff?
Starting point is 00:08:21 No, I mean, I feel like he's already kind of got a little mustache going. I feel like it's almost time for the lesson. At nine? Yeah. Whoa. But he is Mexican, so our mustache is grow thick. No. Mustachios.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Oh, mustachios. Mostachios. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. Right. Time for the positivity. on a Thursday. It's called Tell Me Something Good. Our goal is to
Starting point is 00:08:46 bring you good. Okay, have this. There's a couple in Atlanta they're on the way of the hospital. She's pregnant. She's like, I'm a have a baby. We got to get there. And so they're walking out the front door, head into the hospital, and she was like, I don't think I'm going to get there. So on the sidewalk, they start to have the baby. What? On the sidewalk. Yeah, on the sidewalk.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Okay. But Marcus Nash, a veteran, was like, hey, I got you, I can do this. And so he delivered the baby right there in front of the house on the sidewalk. Wow. And they took it to the hospital. Like, how about that? It's like, where were you born? Like, what hospital you're born at?
Starting point is 00:09:25 Oh, the corner of happy and healthy. It was like, they were talking to her on the news. Like, I just laid down right here. And she's like, wow. And then luckily he knew what he was doing. He'd been in the military. Yeah. Had done a lot of medical stuff.
Starting point is 00:09:38 And was like, okay. he just happened to be there too. I was like, I got this. All right. Bring the baby. That's crazy. Delivered the baby. Amy, you're up. So Fifth Third Bank in Cincinnati gave a couple, Nikki and Christian, money to pay off their student loans.
Starting point is 00:09:53 They thought they were entering a little program at the bank where you sign up for this app and it basically rounds up all of your payments. Like even if it's just five cents, 30 cents, it rounds it up. I've heard of that before. And it goes towards their college debt or whatever student loans they have. And they thought they were making. a video for the app, and it was really to enter this contest that they didn't even know about, and they won, and the bank showed up, knocked on their door, paid off $37,000 worth of student
Starting point is 00:10:19 loan debt. Wow. That sounds good advertising for their app. Yeah, it's true. But also, it sounds very publishers clearinghousey. Yeah. But again, it sounds like the kids may not even know what that is. Like publishers clearinghouse with Ebbing Man used to knock on door.
Starting point is 00:10:31 That was a show. That is so cool. Yeah. Back in a good old days, publishers clearinghouse, yeah. Like if that van rolled up. Yeah. Lunchbox. Corey Clement is a running back for the Philadelphia Eagles back when he was in ninth grade.
Starting point is 00:10:44 He was in his guidance counselor's office in high school. And he was like, oh, my goodness, you have a BMW. That is so crazy. And so they were mapping out his career goals. And he said, I want to make it to the NFL. And she said, if you ever make it to the NFL, you come back and I will give you my BMW. And so he went undrafted, but he signed with the Eagles, went back, and she gave him the BMW. Wow.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Holy cow. I mean, there's some irony to the counselor. giving the NFL player the BMW. For sure. But that's still a cool story. Wow, look at that. How about that? Hopefully he, like, buys our house
Starting point is 00:11:17 if he gets a second contract or something. All right, there you go. Good news. Get your Bobby Bones on. All right, 90 minutes till my buddy Chris Stapleton's in studio. Hope you hang around. Stapleton in about 90 minutes.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Broken halo. album's out tomorrow. Hey, how about this? It's something I think we should get into. Amy bought a big reindeer from Target, and so she's going a little overboard with Christmas. So what I want to do is open up and say, hey, you call us too. I'd love to hear for your story. Have you gone a little overboard with Christmas? I mean, here we are. It's November 30th. And Amy's buying reindeer for the front yard. She's got stockings all over the place. If you've gone overboard, we want to hear, from you.
Starting point is 00:12:16 877, 77, Bobby. Yeah. That's it. We've only had that number for 12 years. When we started this show, so if you're new to the show, like, I'm the only one that's ever done radio, and everybody else, these are all my friends who've never done radio. Like, Amy was selling granite, and Lunchbox was a delivery driver at Jason's Deli, and Eddie was a TV news producer.
Starting point is 00:12:40 But when I started, I had to pay for all the stuff myself, and they were like, hey, you need a phone number. So I had to buy an 800 number. How much is that? Well, you have to pay per, back in the day. You had to pay per how much people used it. I mean, we have, you know, a bunch of lines. So it gets expensive.
Starting point is 00:12:54 But we couldn't find 800 number. So that's why it's 877. 77 Bobby. We spent weeks trying to figure out a number. It was like, 1-800 call Bobby. Couldn't somebody had it. 1-800, Bobby Bone. None of that worked.
Starting point is 00:13:08 So for like the last 12 years, 877-77 Bobby. 26. 229. That's the story of the number, is that we sat in a room and I had to pay for it myself. Wow. I had to pay for all the stuff. Yeah, now that number just sounds perfect to me. If you said anything else, I'd be like...
Starting point is 00:13:26 But who has an 877 number? You? That's it. That's it. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Brett Eldridge announced on Instagram that he's headlining his first major tour. He's calling it the Long Way Tour, and it's going to start April 5th in Idaho. Devin Dawson and Jillian Jacqueline will open the shows. Jillian's been on tour with me for the past three months. Yeah, I was like, wait, whoa, she was opening for Bobby. No, like I search these people out. My last three openers have been Jillian Jacqueline, Carly Pierce, Walker Hayes.
Starting point is 00:14:02 And look at them. I'm telling you. Walker posted a picture of like his song going gold or something. That's so cool. Yeah. Love it. She's awesome. Brett's awesome.
Starting point is 00:14:11 That whole thing's good. Yeah, what else? Beyonce had the most liked Instagram post of the year. 11.2 million people liked her pregnancy photo where she was wearing that weird outfit with the veil, like lingerie situation. 11 people clicked the heart. No, 11.2 million. That's what I mean. Oh.
Starting point is 00:14:32 I'm used to mine. Sorry. Yes, 11 million people. Wow. A close second was soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo with his daughter. There you go. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bones Show.
Starting point is 00:14:44 Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Florida. A 49-year-old man was going around the neighborhood, breaking into cars, breaking the windows, getting whatever he could, moving on. Then he walks up to a car, tries the door handle. Man, it's open. So he opens the door. The only problem is there was an undercover cop sitting in the front seat.
Starting point is 00:15:03 And so they chased him down the street and arrested him. Oops. Yeah. I'm much box. That's your bonehead story of the day. That makes me laugh. That was funny. I was like, oops, all right.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll show. Come on, Bob. We were talking earlier about going overboard at Christmas with decorations, and I said, hey, Amy bought a big reindeer for the lawn. And then we turned the mics off, and we go about our business. And Amy goes, no, no, I bought more than that.
Starting point is 00:15:36 And I was like, well, what else do you buy? Well, I bought, like, a mama reindeer and then a baby reindeer? Yeah. And then I am going to get this alpaca because it's so cute and it's actually really colorful. And it wears like a scarf and everything. I can't wait. A Christmas alpaca? It's a Christmas alpaca and it goes in your yard.
Starting point is 00:15:53 And it's the cutest thing you've ever seen because I have lots of framed alpacas in my house. And now I'm like, I might go straight alpaca theme. Lewin and Alabama. Hi. Hi. Thank you for calling. We're talking about going a little overboard for Christmas. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:10 And we did. My husband and I are first-time grandparents. So we bought the Santa suit and the jingle bell. Even bought a new ladder so that he can get on the roof. Christmas Eve and stomp around and jingles and jingles and bell. We got some baby powder and a... Don't ruin things here. We don't want to give too many details about the old St. Nick and what he does.
Starting point is 00:16:34 You know what I'm saying? His secrets? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't like people to know. I do love the Santa ladder, though. That helps them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Might have to get one of those. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Guys, we can't give Santa secrets away on the air. There are lots of kids listening. Wink, wink.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Everybody got me? Got it. All right. Danny in Indiana. Good morning. Hey, good morning. So I'm not the over-decorator, but my neighbor is. He's super obnoxious about it.
Starting point is 00:17:03 He actually had his lights up about three weeks ago where he's like decorating the driveway he's decorating bushes and the trees and like the rooftop and everything and the craziest thing about it well the funniest thing about it he's got this little strobe light where like your porch light is he's got like this decorative strobe light that is like going off and I'm like is there a party over here or what yeah he's super obnoxious about it it's crazy that's funny hey bahambug tea too my friend yeah appreciate you that's funny let's do this one Katie and Virginia good morning morning thank you for calling Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:17:39 So it's not actually my family that's overboard. We decorate inside, but our neighbors are so annoying about their decorations outside. They start Halloween night while they have trick-or-treaters. That's kind of fun to trick-or-treaty Christmas house. Yeah. Because it's so over the top. Man, everybody's like, blah. I guess it's a weird.
Starting point is 00:18:00 I don't know. I feel like if my neighbor was doing that, I'd be fine with it. You know, I guess that you either love it or you're annoyed to it. I don't decorate because it just me and my mom. dog. And when I had a girlfriend, she would decorate, but again, what do I... I'm not going to put up a little tree unless someone puts it up for me.
Starting point is 00:18:17 I don't got any feeling my stocking would care. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't put any stockings. One more. Hey, Jake in Alabama. Oh, we lost Jake in Alabama. Yeah. Well, I appreciate all those calls. Amy. I know. I know. A wise man once said to me. I just like to share something. I believe in passing knowledge around. Always
Starting point is 00:18:34 buy the alpaca. They were sold out. I got to wait for the alpaca to come back. He's back and stuck. Apparently, he's popular. And I need multiple. This guy stole a Ferrari. So what happened is he walked into the service center, and the Ferrari's keys were laying on the table.
Starting point is 00:18:51 So he goes, I'll take those, hops in the Ferrari, steals the Ferrari. So he's driving the Ferrari around. He's broke. And just the gas station is going, here he gets the money for gas? And they're like, for what? Well, about $300,000 Ferrari. Yeah. So it didn't all add up, and they ended up catching them.
Starting point is 00:19:11 And they're like, we got you. And so, again, you can't ask for gas when you still have $300,000 on Ferrari. The long arm of the law caught up with the suspected car thief here. Witnesses tell us that not only was he begging for money to put gas in the car, but he couldn't even figure out how to put the gas in the car. And so that's when he even offered to sell the car to a station employee for $5,000. And he found him hiding in some nearby bushes and arrested 38. year old Israel Rangel.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Hey guys. Some bushes. Chris Stapleton in about 45 minutes. If you like that Stapleton, fella, hang out. I just think trying to guess people's middle names
Starting point is 00:20:02 is a thing. And you know the Thomas Rett song where it's like, Hey, and I try to guess your middle name. So it's this right here. I was thinking about that. I don't know everybody's middle name
Starting point is 00:20:16 in this room. So, Amy. You know mine. Elizabeth? Yeah. See, I knew you knew it. Yeah. Mine's a William.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Yep. Bobby William. Do you guys know that? No. You guys know Bobby William? No. No. Bobby William, what up?
Starting point is 00:20:30 Okay, so lunchbox, it's got to be something like so generic. Like Bill? Yeah. Yeah. I think it would be, what is your name? Patrick. Yeah, okay, something like that, yeah, yeah. What is it?
Starting point is 00:20:47 Whoa, you guys think that's my middle name? What's your middle name? Donald. No, it's not. Under my grandpa. Your middle name's Donald? That goes with your real first name, Donald. So you have your real first name.
Starting point is 00:21:00 No way. Which you can find online. I don't even care to say. It's Dan Donald. Your name's Dan Donald. No, it's not. Wait a minute. It's like Jason Givlin.
Starting point is 00:21:09 That's my great name. His fake name is Jason Gibble, the lunchbox uses. All the time. If you ever get to call for Jason Gipple. My dad's dad is Donald. And that's what my middle name is after. You're telling me your name is Dan. Donald.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Is that bad? No, no, no. I'll just ask it. Your name is Bobby William. I know, but NLR is that the truth. Dan. No. Why would you lie?
Starting point is 00:21:34 D.D. D.D. Vox? Yeah, D-D. Eddie. What is yours? Luis. So it's Eduardo Luis. That's what's up.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Yeah. Do you want to tell us your mental name? Do I want to tell you so everybody can have my social security number? How are they going to get your social tree number? Oh, that's not how it works. I mean, I just said mine, you said yours, but yet he thinks people are going to get his social. And of all of ours to go after?
Starting point is 00:22:03 They're not going to go after Bobby William, dude. They're going to go after Bobby William, dude. I've said it's been a million times. Oh, people have gotten after Bobby William before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bobby William has a lot of left. Consequently, we have been all gone after because of Bobby William, but go ahead.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Oh, yeah, remember. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. Someone that worked for the IRS. and prison town. Someone that worked for the IRS hacked into the files into the IRS to try to find my information and then not only they
Starting point is 00:22:29 found it, but it's someone who worked for the IRS. Yes, but she didn't have clearance for what she was doing. And that's why it took up. And then she got flagged. And they went after Amy and they went after my girlfriend at the time. And then the law showed up to my house. Drop their badges. And I was like, I'm going to jail. I don't even know what I did, but I'm going to jail. And they were
Starting point is 00:22:45 like, here is this person. And I recognized her from coming to tons of station events. Yep. I haven't seen her I haven't seen her since No I knew exactly I knew she was In the big house
Starting point is 00:22:56 Do you really think so? For sure You can't do that stuff She's like hacked into the IRS Can't do that man Do you want to tell us your middle name? You really want me to? Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:05 Oh my gosh He's coming up with another name right now Hit that Thomas Rett clip It's a whole thing I don't get I'm done Ashley and Georgia What's happening
Starting point is 00:23:16 Hey what's up Bobby I'm the first time call work Hey Good morning to you. How's your morning going? It's going good. I'm just on the way to work. Yeah, what kind of job do you have?
Starting point is 00:23:28 I'm an insurance. Yeah, what kind of insurance? Well, we do all kinds. We do commercial, personal, all of it. So we don't have any boundaries when it comes to insurance. And nor should you. That's right. No boundary.
Starting point is 00:23:42 That's how I live my life too. Well, I'm glad you're on and thanks for listening. And we'll give you a chance now to play against Amy in the Who Has the most Instagram followers game. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. So, Amy, you'll write yours down and she'll answer out loud. Hey, don't answer out loud, Ashley, until I say, okay?
Starting point is 00:23:58 Okay. Okay. Question number one. Who has more Instagram followers? Blake Shelton or Tim McGraw. Oh. Write your answer down, Amy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Who has more Instagram followers, Blake or Tim, all right? Ashley, what is your answer? I'm going to go with Blake Shelton. Amy, what do you have? Blake The answer is Blake All right
Starting point is 00:24:22 One to one One All right She got lucky Oh All right All right Number two
Starting point is 00:24:31 Who has more Instagram followers Tom Hanks Ooh Or Tom Brady What Tom Hanks Great actor
Starting point is 00:24:40 Tom Brady Great football Player Both could be Consider The greatest Of all time What they do
Starting point is 00:24:44 So Who has more Instagram followers, Tom Brady or Tom Hanks? Okay. Oh, I'm in. Ashley, what do you have, Ashley? I'm going to go with Brady.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Amy? I go Brady too. You both go, Brady. The answer is Tom Hanks. What? Yeah, you both do this. I don't know. I thought he would get some pourover from, like, Giselle and...
Starting point is 00:25:06 Well, maybe Tom Hanks gets a power from Forrest. All right, let's do one more. For the win. If somebody gets this, it's over. Are you ready? Yeah. Who has more Instagram followers? Amy from the Bobby Bone Show
Starting point is 00:25:20 Or SpongeBob Square Pants Oh great All right There's Ash Who has more Insta followers Amy or SpongeBob
Starting point is 00:25:31 Okay All right All right Ashley, what do you think? I'm gonna go with Amy And Amy who are you going with Thanks for believing
Starting point is 00:25:41 of me but I'm totally going SpongeBob All right Show me the answer Is it Amy or SpongeBob? Spineapult. Oh, no. A sorbent and yellow and porous is he. Fun, my, my.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Oh, my. Oh, man. Very sorry about that. Let's give her a prize anyways. Do I have another? Can I get away? Yeah, I have that one. Yeah, she can have mine.
Starting point is 00:26:04 So we have, listen, these are just our things that we own, Ashley. I'm going to be honest with you. They don't give us much around here. Actually, we don't own a single prize. But what we like to do is give away our stuff that we own. So what I have, what we have, is a go. Garthbrooks the anthology volume one. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Yes. Oh, I love that. She loves it. Yes. So it's brand new. It hasn't even been opened yet. And so... Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:26:27 We'll just mel you ours. I think... I gave mine away last week, Amy. This is Amy's here. Yeah. I'm a total Garthbrook fan. Awesome. I love him.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Wait, did she win? No, I won, but we're giving her a prize. Oh, Merry Christmas. Yeah. More of a Christmas. She lost because she believed in me. She thought I was committed and Spence of her. No, no, no, it's just Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:26:47 You didn't win. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ashley, you didn't win. But Merry Christmas. How about that? Thank you so much. You're welcome. Thank you for listening.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I really appreciate that. Stay on hold. You know, and it's things like that that make me, and we're lucky enough to have a band in our studio. Oh, yes. They're always ready. Yeah, so. Love this time of year.
Starting point is 00:27:06 It's times like that where it's like, you guys ready to strike with the band. A one, a two, a one, two, three, four. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Hey, play a voice. the bells will start And the thing that'll make them ring As the carol let you sing
Starting point is 00:27:26 Right within your heart Hey, play us out on some solo Sound good a day, guys You got sound great, keep going I'm going to play a song But keep playing over there Here's Kelly Clarkson doing Carpool karaoke
Starting point is 00:27:42 She's awesome, I love her man Love so sub. What doesn't kill you makes you struggle. I mean, that segment still makes me smile. After the years and the hundreds of them I've seen, I still smile. In the next 15 minutes, the morning corny, Amy's 32nd Skinny, and Chris Stapleton in studio. That's all in the next 15 minutes.
Starting point is 00:28:33 So Amy's trying to wrap this adoption up and get her two kids here. And so Ray has started, like in the Super Bowl, you can buy, you know, what the final score is going to be. I sent Ray an email last night asking if I could have a few dates. I never got a response back because you're able to buy a date when you think Amy's kids will step on American soil. And so I asked for certain dates. Can I have them? I ask for $40. You want four days.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Give me $40. Those four days are wide open right now. Okay. I'm calling them and I'll get you $40. It doesn't matter what the days are. You don't need to know what my days are. You can't do Christmas or Christmas Eve. Salesperson took those two.
Starting point is 00:29:19 You weren't. You were 1920, 21, 22. He said he wasn't going to say. Nice, right. Oh, now I know. Yeah, let's get those kids up around then. 19th and 20. Bobby, I thought you were going like January.
Starting point is 00:29:30 You know. You get some insider trading. Well, here's the thing. I know that you really feel confident. It's just a confidence thing with you. And Amy's felt confident that she was going to get your kids here. I mean, I've felt this for a long time. I know.
Starting point is 00:29:43 So there's so many times where I've said, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. They're going to be here in May. They're going to be here in September. I mean, so you never know. I know. They can get here in March. But they took their passport pictures yesterday.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Yeah, they did. And Amy said that, and so... Yeah, they did. Yeah. Are there any other updates later today that you can share this? Yeah. There's an update. Okay, so we'll hear about that later.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Ray, I called... I'm going to pay you for those four days, okay? Yeah. I want to put money on some days, too. No! Oh, you did. That's insider trading. What?
Starting point is 00:30:13 It can't. No. Pete Rose. I don't know anything. That's Pete Rose, Martha Stewart. Can't do that. So, okay, Chris Tableton in 10 minutes. Pete Rose.
Starting point is 00:30:25 A new survey, I talked to a whole bunch of people. They say that women spend on average $170 bucks for holiday gifts, and they expect gifts about the same. Women spend what they expect back. Men, on the other hand, they spend about $90 and they expect about $200 and gifts back. Good guys. Yeah. Good guys out there. We're a real treat.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Clearly, the math's not working here. Right. What's the goal, Amy, you and your husband, as far as Christmas goes, do you get him something? And is it hard to hide it because you have the same checking accounts? Like, is that a whole thing? Yeah, but where I order from, well, Amazon's amazing because I can order from Amazon and that'll be on the bill. But he has no idea what I ordered from Amazon. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:31:11 So it's just Amazon. Yeah. That's been a saver for like birthday presents, all kinds of things. Because it just is so, it could be a million different things. He doesn't know. Have you got his present already? However, if I order from like Travis Matthews or something, then he knows. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Which is his favorite golf place, by the way. Yeah, I've already got him. I'm good. We're set. And I think I already got mine, so I don't, I mean, I already know it. You think he gave you yours? No, we already talked about it. I said, don't worry about, because when we were talking about getting me a car for, like,
Starting point is 00:31:41 our new family car. What a gift. It was, you know, it was like a, obviously. Hey, I can do a jet skier four-wheeler. Hey, whoa, everybody, like, it's just like when you are doing something like that, you don't want to, like, Eddie, you just got a new Jeep. Would you be like, don't worry about me for Christmas? That's exactly what I said. Hey, anybody have one of those rocket launcher pack who wears the water and shoot you up in the lake?
Starting point is 00:32:04 Oh, those are cool. Yeah. Well, who knows? I did that wife thing where I said, don't worry about giving me a Christmas present because we just got a new car. But you really want one? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Rob it boncha.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Darius Rucker posted the cutest video of two little girls in the kitchen on a stool talking to Alexa trying to get Alexa to play some of Darius's old songs. Yeah, and so they're asking for Hooty and the Blowfish. And at first you're like, what? And they're like, hooty and the gold fit here. Play Hootie and the Goldfish.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Yeah. I loved Hootie and the Goldfish. Yeah, so good. Loving little girls are cute. That's funny. What else you got over there? Okay, anybody a big fan of West Wing? West Wing. I mean, that was one of the most popular shows ever. I went back and watched it on Netflix or somewhere.
Starting point is 00:33:05 From like the 90s? Yes. Remember when I went back and watched like all of it? I was way late to the game. Well, Aaron Sorkin might be bringing it back, a reboot. But this time with an African American president, but still, a lot of people are on board and there might be like a thing. There's like a West Wing cult. I thought you thought... West Wing aside, he doesn't do bad shows. He did the social. social network movie. I mean, he's done the newsroom on HBO. Oh, gosh, that show was so good. It's so good. Like, Aaron Sorokane does good stuff. He's known for writing super long actor monologues.
Starting point is 00:33:37 And actor's like, he's so great, but I have to memorize 10 pages at a time. Well, he revealed that anxiety fuels his ambition. He always feels like his life depends on writing something good. Think that way for your next book. Think about the way right now. What are you talking about? Chris Stapleton's coming in. He's in the building. But we can't do this without doing the morning corny. Here we go. The morning corny.
Starting point is 00:34:04 What kind of music does cheese listen to? What kind of music does cheese listen to? R and Bree. Thank you. That was the morning corny. Lots of cheese. It's coming up this Christmas. You know it. Tell that at the party. Do you, Chris Stapleton's coming in?
Starting point is 00:34:31 Are we good to let him come in? I'm going to see if he likes a little R and Bree. Don't ask for that show. Hold on. On the Bobby Bones show now. Chris Stapleton. Hey, May it. Clawney. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What up, buddy? You good?
Starting point is 00:34:45 I'm good. How are you? I have so many questions for you. Well, ask them. Every time a new song will come out. I'll play it every time. Every time it comes out. I know you do. But it's like, I play it and then I say Chris Stableton is like, pizza of artists. Because everybody loves pizza.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Like all your songs, you're like pizza. I like all the songs. I thought you were going to say I was fattening and gave you heartburn. Not me personally. You give me heart warm. Heart warm. Yeah, yeah. But you're like, music's like pizza because everybody loves all of it and some better than
Starting point is 00:35:19 others, but there's not pizza you don't like. I'm not on olives. I don't like olives. Yeah, but you can peel the olives off. Yeah, I can. So there are certain lyrics I'll just turn down to turn it song back up. Yeah, yeah, okay. But you put out all these songs and I play, every time they come out, I play it, I play it, I play it.
Starting point is 00:35:34 But help me with this, because you did volume one and then volume two. What's the difference? Like, why on one, why on the other? How do they compliment each other? Like, what's the difference in these records? Yeah, like, why would you do two? There are different songs on there. But are they supposed to compliment each other?
Starting point is 00:35:54 There are a different sound on them? A lot of them recorded in the same. like session of time. So we just had more songs than we had record. But how do you pick which goes where? Oh, you just go with your gut and hope that that was okay. You're telling me that album of the year just went with you going with your gut.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Like you cut all these songs. I think anything good is going with your gut. You know, yeah. What are you thinking when you go on stage? What's in your mind? I'm not thinking when I go on stage? It's like you walk up, it's still dark. Light's about to come on like 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Like, what's going through your head right then? Hope my flies up, you know, those kind of things. Mainly just, you know, I hope I can, you know, get through the show and play the best show that is available out of me in that moment. But also, right before the lights come up, there's this brief moment of it's almost quiet, and then the lights come on and it gets louder. For a minute, you get to flip over and be in some other, all the lights come up. alternate reality, you know, out there. Back in the studio with Chris Stapleton, you know, I feel like it just shows people sing
Starting point is 00:37:04 every word to all the songs. They sing a lot of the words to a lot of the songs, yeah. Unless they just don't know them. Yeah, especially with Traveler. I'll pull new stuff on a normal time. And you do. Sometimes it makes people mad, though. When what?
Starting point is 00:37:18 When I play like something that nobody's ever heard, they're like, why didn't you play one that I knew? I'm just like, I'm sorry, man. I thought you would like this other than you. Do your people get irritated when you play new songs before they're supposed to come out? No, I don't think so. No, I mean, every now and then there's a guy that somebody would like wish that you had played something that he knew other than the, like, I didn't play somebody's song. Like, you can't.
Starting point is 00:37:41 But the show's not long enough at this point, somebody's song, I'm not playing. So I try to mix it up a little bit. So do you play the full traveler album? No, not every night. We have before maybe, maybe a couple times we've played the whole record. If the, you know, if the crowd really is rocking, I've walked back out on the encore and say, hey, I'm going to finish it out. You know, whatever we hadn't played, we'll finish that in the encore. But that's only happened a couple times.
Starting point is 00:38:10 Not that the crowds on our, you know, crowds are great. Sometimes, you know, they have curfews and they make you cut off. Ah, the curfew. Ten thousand dollars a minute fines and things like that. You know, crazy stuff. You're just like, I don't know, man. Do you ever rate the curfew, pay the money? I've done it in places where
Starting point is 00:38:29 Not where it was $10,000 a minute, no That's like a 900 number I call That's expensive I've done it where, you know, we've had to pay hands over time And things like that, you know Just because we wanted to go a little deeper But you need to start earlier If you want to go too deep
Starting point is 00:38:49 Tell me about this encore philosophy Because everybody has their own You're, will you come out if they're not that loud? No. There are times when you just haven't come out. Absolutely. But pretty much they earn it. You know, my folks are really good about that most of the time.
Starting point is 00:39:08 So you're saying that if they're loud enough, you're coming out. But if they're not, you're good. Appreciate the show. Thanks for the night. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I've before that even had the opportunity. I've got on the, we have a little mic on stage where I can talk to all the crew guys and I just say house music. Which means turn the lights house music up so people know.
Starting point is 00:39:28 it's time for them to go home. Yeah. And why is that? Because you feel like the crowd maybe wasn't into it so much? Yeah, it was, or, you know, sometimes it would be on me, you know, like I'm done. Like you can hear me talking this morning. I don't sound real great this morning, but it's been that. But, you know, or, you know, some particular crowds, some crowds can't behave.
Starting point is 00:39:49 They'll throw stuff at you or get too many fires. Wait, they'll throw stuff at you. What is like a saloon in the 1800s? Yeah, yeah, man. We have one. And I blame Marty Stollinger. Stewart for a lot of this. We've had a with Marty Stewart out for the last leg. He just gets more
Starting point is 00:40:01 riled up right before we come on. And I'm not saying anything I don't say to him. I'm joking, of course, but not in some ways. But yeah, we had a show, was it a couple weeks ago? What was it? We had six fights. Then I could see.
Starting point is 00:40:18 We had six fights and I get four at least four beers thrown at me on the stage. Not because they were mad because they were partying. And then a dude took his shirt off and threw it at me, which I've never had a dude take his shirt off and throw it at me. But it happened. Why was someone throwing a beer at you and think that's a good thing? Well, they're partially empty and they are by the time they get up to the... But still,
Starting point is 00:40:41 they're throwing something. My guitar tag was freaking out. Alex's walking out there. He's like, did he get wet? And I'm like, no, man, it's good. I will finish this and hope they don't kill us before we get out of here. Will you stop a show if you see a fight get out of control? I've done that. Yeah, I've stopped the fight. I haven't stopped, personally stopped the fight. I've stop the something I will do is if somebody, if something's really disruptive
Starting point is 00:41:01 like that, we'll make sure the security guys shut it down and then I'll start the song over or I'll play the whole song again. Sometimes I'll finish the song while it's going on. And then I've played,
Starting point is 00:41:12 more than once I've played a song twice because somebody was ruining and everybody else is a good time. Man, listen to this guy here, Chris Stapleton. Come back tomorrow, will you? Yeah, absolutely. Album released day.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Chris'll be, oh, you're a mic's not up. Nope. I'm a terrible interviewer. All right, come back tomorrow. Yes, sir. All right. Chris, I'll be here tomorrow. The Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 00:41:31 In my heart, I don't feel old. But sometimes things happen in my body where I'm like, man, time marches on. Time marches on. And so Karen and Arkansas is on first. Hey, Karen, time marches on. What do you have? So my daughter, she's nine, asked my husband and I a couple of weeks ago if the world was in color when we were kids, when we were growing up.
Starting point is 00:41:57 So she was thinking that the world was black and white. Like the old TV shows. Like the whole world. Like Andy Griffith. Like the whole world was black and that y'all lived in it. Yes. Yes. So we lived and we are not that old.
Starting point is 00:42:10 We are in our early 30s and it was just hilarious. That's funny. Thank you for calling. I appreciate you. So mine is yesterday I forgot to take my fiber pills. Oh, no. And I'm worried about it all day. You're fiber pills.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Phil. You're metamusal? Yes. So you worry. I have to take four metamusal in the morning, and I take four in the evening. And so... Wow, you're dependent upon metamusal. You need one of those boxes with the days on.
Starting point is 00:42:40 I know. And I didn't get my fiber in. And so all day I was like, I'm not going to be regular. I didn't get my fiber. And I couldn't shake it. I had like 80 things to do, but all I could think about was no fiber. And I was like, dude, you got to stop. Like, you're in your 30s.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Time marches on, but man. Time marches on. You need, like, backup metamuseal. I know. Let's go to Heather in Nashville. Heather, time marches on. What do you have? Okay, so the other day, my cousin just became a foster mom to all these teenage girls.
Starting point is 00:43:10 And we were sitting around talking and they were going to a movie. And I was like, where do you guys go in to see? I'm like, oh, is that that new movie that has Julia Roberts in it? And none of them knew who Julia Roberts was. Oh, my goodness. You mean America's sweetheart? Yeah. From 20 years ago?
Starting point is 00:43:28 Oh, no. Time march is on. Thank you, Heather. Thank you for going. Amy, time marches on. Well, as you grow older and mature, like your conversations with your girlfriends change. And now a legit, regular conversation that I don't even think twice about with a lot of my girlfriends is about freezing eggs. Oh, like your body eggs.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Yeah. Like whether it's for them or other people. Like, it's just a normal conversation. Like, hey, I'm thinking about booking this appointment. or I need to go do this or it's about that. I'm like, oh my goodness, like, time marches on. We're at that age where, yep, that might need to be happening. Wow.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Slightly sad. Yeah. But real life. Like, I wonder that about me. Like, should I save my sperm now? No, guys are different. Yeah, but who knows what happens, like, as you get older, if, because we don't know the science of it.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Like, if you're 70-year-old, is your baby still the same health? No, that's a good point. But it, yeah. I'd save it anyway. Carly in Tennessee. Hi. Sticks them in your freezer. Hey, Carly, you're on the air.
Starting point is 00:44:30 Hi, good morning. Good morning. Time marches on. I was at work a couple months ago and had a customer who was, which I'm only 24, but someone born in 2000 came into the store and I made an in-sink reference for some reason and they had never heard of in-saint. What country are they from? Not American.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Okay, that makes sense because I'm telling you, everybody's already Insync. Insync was internationally known. Insync's an American treasure. Stop that. I would have looked at them and told them,
Starting point is 00:45:04 bye, bye, bye, bye. Oh, stop. I'll marches on. I should write jokes. Yes, you should write jokes. Have you heard DMX's Rudolph Red News Ranger? No.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Remember DMX? You're going to make me lose my mind. Up in here, up in here. He has literally put out his first Christmas I want to hear this. Oh, okay. This is not a joke. I want to hear this so bad.
Starting point is 00:45:27 So we can buy it. Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer from DMX. I mean, come on. I like it. He stayed in his lane. X going to give it to you. Go give it to you. All over the news, bad news, people doing bad things, celebrities.
Starting point is 00:46:02 You're like, who's even nice anymore? So, good stories about celebrities. Eden, North Carolina. Hey. Hi, how you doing? Really good. What's happening? So I went to a Luke friend, Brett,
Starting point is 00:46:14 Eldridge concert and my daughter want to meet and greet with Brett. And instead of doing that typical, hey, here to take a picture, see you later. He actually talked to us and then ended up grabbing my daughter and spinning around and dancing with her for like five minutes. It was really neat. Yeah, he's a good dude.
Starting point is 00:46:29 I'm glad you got to meet him. He's a good dude. Thank you for sharing that story with us. Thank you. Have a good day, Eden. So, like, turn on TV. You're going to see this celebrity's me. The celebrity's fire.
Starting point is 00:46:39 This celebrity did this. We're talking about good stories with celebrities. Hello. Jesse in Alabama. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm really good. Tell me something here. Well, I used to work at Disney and we actually sang for Trace Adkins one year. And after our show, Trace Adkins stayed backstage and congratulated everybody and told them how good of a job we did. It was just really cool to see somebody who's so big tell you how good you did and something that you're proud of. That's cool. That's a good story. Thank you for sharing it with us.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Thank you. Appreciate you. Thank you. Yeah, there we go. How about this? one over here. Let's go to Clinice in Alabama. Hello. Hey, I'm Clancy. How are you, Bobby? Nancy, what's happening? I'm sorry about messing up your name. That's okay. It's a strange name. So what I want to give a shout out to is Chris Jansen.
Starting point is 00:47:25 You have him on there all the time. I made a post local radio station trying to get some tickets to see the farm tour 2015. So he or his wife, actually, it turned out, answered back and gave me tickets for meeting greet, and I couldn't afford a ticket. So that's why I was just giving a shout out. You know, couldn't win them through their local radio station. So bam, we got tickets, and it was so star-studded. My little boy, and we met Luke Bryan that night and went on his tour bus,
Starting point is 00:47:55 all from Chris Detson. He rocked. Yeah, he does rock. That's cool. Nice, dude. One of the closest people that we ate. Good call. I like that call because I like that dude.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Thank you. Appreciate that. How do you say your name again? It's Clancy. Everybody's out of Clancy. Hey, Clancy. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hi.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Hey, thank you, Clancy. I hope you have a wonderful morning. I appreciate you. I got a tweet. It says, hey, Mr. Bobby Bones. It says nothing to do with that. But I got it, I want to read it to you. It says, hey, when you were growing up,
Starting point is 00:48:26 did your mom have a talk with you about not having much money before Christmas and not to expect much? I'm a single mom of two kids. And they think that Santa will bring them whatever they want, but the budget says otherwise from what I can do. I'm just curious and how to help them prepare. It's funny because I read this and I didn't grow up with much. But I had a grandma who was very loving. And she did.
Starting point is 00:48:49 You know what my grandma told me she would say, hey, listen, some kids don't have a lot of love. We have a lot of love. And some kids are going, they don't have love, they're going to get more presents than you. And she made me feel like because I had a lot of love because we were poor, it didn't feel poor. I felt like, you know what? She really loves me and she should cook and we didn't get a whole lot of presents. But that's how, she did set expectations, but not in the, we're just not getting. It's what you already have.
Starting point is 00:49:18 And she's like, we have a lot of love. And so you may not get that many presents. But you do have, you have this. And some kids don't have that. So that's how I was taught it. That's a really good way to. When I was really young until I realize, oh, man, it's my presence. But still, that's how I was taught it by my grandma.
Starting point is 00:49:34 So I It's a tough one Especially when you're around other kids that are getting a lot of stuff But it's a highlight the positives Instead of making excuses for the negatives Yeah Because I think that's a thing And with young impressionable kids
Starting point is 00:49:54 That's it That's how I was impressioned Smart grandma Oh yeah my grandma had me down man Wise She's uh yeah she was awesome Thank you for the tweet You can always tweet me
Starting point is 00:50:04 Mr. Bobby Bones. If you want to, I'm here. I sit, I read them. Our positivity segment is coming up. It's called Tell Me Something Good. I'll do another good new celebrity. Hey, Jada, give me a celebrity that was awesome to you. Chris Hemsworth.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Is that Thor or is that the other one? Yeah. That's Thor. Is he huge? No. What? He's good looking. He's not huge.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Yeah, he's Thor. Like Norse god of Thorness? whatever it is? No, maybe six foot. I'm 5'8, so maybe six foot. Wow, but it was really nice to you, huh? Oh, super nice. He saw me trying to sneak a picture, and so he came over, and he said, oh, you have to
Starting point is 00:50:47 do it, ask, and put his arm around me and handed the phone to my cousin to take the picture. That's cute. Super sweet. Where were you, where you ran into Thor? Yeah. We were in, my cousin lives in Van Nuys, and I was out visiting her, and I was at work, and we were in this little fresh organic deli for lunch, and he was in.
Starting point is 00:51:06 And so my cousin worked for Jerry Wynchroft who produced all the Oceans movies, and I didn't even recognize him because, you know, I don't hang with them every day. And she said, okay, that's Chris Hymn's work, but act cool. I'm going to walk over by the sodas and snap a shot. Act cool, yeah. Yeah, he figured out what we were doing, and he was like, just to ask. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:51:26 That's cool. Yeah. Thank you for the story, Jade. I appreciate you. Fresh organic markets, that's where you got to hang out. Yeah, that's for Amy. She's all the country stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:35 She goes to the fresh organic markets. It's like Kip, Brett Eldridge, Karen Fairchild. They're all just standing up the lettuce talking about stuff. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Rolling Stone listed their top three songs of the year, and they aren't country songs about playing for you.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Then I'll give you the top five real songs I'll make, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number three, according to Rolling Stone, is Kendrick Lamar Humble. I do really like this song. Number two is called homemade dynamite from Lord. I don't know what that is. All right.
Starting point is 00:52:27 I didn't even sound like Lord singing. Never heard that. I've never heard it in my life. Yeah. And then number one, sign of the times. from Harry Styles from One Direction. And I like this song. It sounds like a queen song.
Starting point is 00:52:38 It does. So that's good. Yeah. I always thought it sounded like Bowie. Yeah, that's 70s, early 80s vibe kind of thing. All right. Here are the top five songs this year in country music according to Bobby Stones.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number five. Dirt on my boots from John Party. Number four, I think best songs in country music over the past year is I could use a love song from Miran Morris. Number three, song of the year, according to me. Brothers Osborne, it ain't my fault.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Number two, song in the years. Lanko, greatest love story. How are why? We didn't know any better. Didn't have a clue about life. How's what you wanted? You were what I needed. We could meet in between.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Come on, everybody. We were going to be the greatest love story this town has ever seen. We was going to be the greatest love story this town has ever seen. So, baby, say yes to me. That's a good man Jam
Starting point is 00:54:39 Number one Anybody want to insert your number one Number one song of your Amy Off your top of your head Body like a back road Solid guess Not a guess Your own opinion
Starting point is 00:54:48 Eddie do you have one Yeah Body like a back road Well then I feel dumb My number one song for 2017 Is Body like a back road Driving with my eyes closed
Starting point is 00:55:00 I know every current Like the back of my hand Doing 15 in a 30 I ain't in no hurry I'm taking a song Just as fast as I can Make it Amy Ooh got them blue jeans
Starting point is 00:55:16 Got braids and a hair Yeah Don't need no help Yeah yeah yeah Rolling Stone had their top list Blah That's my top five songs of 2017 I do want to say this
Starting point is 00:55:31 We're doing this show And normally I don't talk about specific raging idiot shows a lot but that's Eddie and my band and it's a charity for St. Jude we do it at the rhyme in the most historical plays in country music and people fly in from all over the country and it's called the million dollar show because our band The Raging Idiots the first million we ever made for charity we had it set for the show and so we called it the million dollar show we're in our third a year of doing it and so it's just like who will play it with us
Starting point is 00:55:59 and the first year a couple then next year more and so we've been announcing acts. And so first, we got to announce that Luke Combs and Dan and Shea And so they were like, we'll play with you. So they're like, we'll play with you. So they're showing up and they're going to play songs with us during the million-dollar show. Introducing
Starting point is 00:56:33 Nikita Carmen, who's going to be a big deal. Also, Marin Morris is going to show up and play. Can I get a hallelujah? Yesterday we got to announce Darius Rucker's going to show up in play So right me, mama, like a wag on wheel Right me, mama in the way you feel Hey
Starting point is 00:57:01 So tickets go on sell tomorrow Hope everybody comes, we don't keep the money He goes to St. Jude But I'd like to now introduce I'm already doing that drum roll. Yeah, yeah Our final act that we're announcing Because there's surprises too
Starting point is 00:57:14 But like, the big act, the one And we were like, come on, baby, come through for us And he did Keith Urban I'm telling you you don't need that guy Tickets not's out tomorrow 10 a.m.
Starting point is 00:57:29 You're flying it's worth it. Eddie will pay for your trips. Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no. Speaking of flying, but by the way, tickets and sell tomorrow. So it's Keith Urban,
Starting point is 00:57:42 Dan and Shea, Luke Combs, Darius Rocker, Marin Morris, Nikita Carmen, and then there'll be surprises during the show. But it's the raging idiot
Starting point is 00:57:50 show. It's us, our band and it's a big one naturally. I love it. Yeah, tickets are possible. Don't ask us for any. We don't have any. Oh, we don't? No, none. I mean, nope, nope, nope, okay. So American Airlines have this huge computer glitch.
Starting point is 00:58:05 You see this? Yeah. They told all their pilots, hey, you can have all for Christmas, but they told them all individually. And so they're all like, oh, cool. So the nation's largest carrier could be short hundreds of pilots and have to cancel thousands of flights. The airline's human resources software approved all pilot vacation requests. All. All of them. Yeah. They're supposed to probably go filter and seniority. You got time off. Let's trade Zs this day.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Yeah, you have a 2030. You got it. No, everybody was like, everybody's off. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. You're all free. They need to bring some pilots back to work. Yeah, so there you go. Merry Christmas pilots. Come back to work. Listen, I love Christmas. And we're lucky enough during the holidays to have a full band sit in studio and sometimes we just strike up the band one a two a one two three four it's beginning
Starting point is 00:58:56 to look a lot like christmas thank you the bells will start thank you very and the thing that'll make them ring as the carol that you sing right within your heart play the solo steak oh there it is yeah everybody thank you for listening to the show. Oh, that flute. You're doing good on the flute, Jimmy. Yes, you have a band in here today. It's fine. Yeah. Hey, Sharon, what's happening? Hey, Bobby. You good? I'm great. I'm great. I'm, I mean, it's Thursday. I mean, I'm good. I mean, I'm good. I mean, I got nothing to plain about it. Yeah, thank you. What's happened with you? But what can I help you with? Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited. First time caller.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Hey! Who! Scared you. Okay. Well, have to say. I just finished listening to the podcast because, you know, I was going to a day behind. And I was compelled to call because I listened to Mr. Greedy Pants asking for more money than his car's worth. Oh, Eddie. Oh. Yeah. Eddie has a car. They said, hey, we'll give you $800.
Starting point is 01:00:13 And he was like, no. And then he took you to trade it in. They said, we want to give you that. We'll give you $150. And that's just for the scrap yard. And he's like, no. So then he starts selling it on the air. Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:23 So go ahead. Okay, so this is what I want to know. He had a homework assignment that he was supposed to go back to the school and pay for his football game that he never did. Right. They let him into a high school game for free because he didn't have cash and he was going to pay with credit and he was going to go back and take his kids and give them a learning example of if you say you're going to do something, do it, right? Right. He was supposed to do that before Thanksgiving. and I, for one, don't think he did, and I want to know what she was doing.
Starting point is 01:00:57 She's assigning that to you. First, she called me Mr. Greedy Pants. Yes. Now she's saying I didn't do it. All right, producer, Eddie, have you paid back to high school that you stole money from? Did I pay back the high school? Don't answer a question with a question. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:08 No, I have not. Okay. Ah, see? So she knew. That's right. Are you the one that's been tweeting me? Because let me tell you something. People have been reminding me more than anything, have you paid this?
Starting point is 01:01:19 Have you paid this? Because it's really a big deal. Like, they let you in. and you said I will come pay you back. You had your kids with you. Yes. And I told my kids that I would go back and pay it. But have you?
Starting point is 01:01:28 No, I haven't yet. Have you told them you haven't gone back? No, I have not told them. They haven't even asked. Football's over. See, all these people tweeting me ask more than my kids are even asking me. It's a great teaching lesson. Mr. Grady paid.
Starting point is 01:01:38 And then you were supposed to do it before Thanksgiving. Who said that? That was what we said. That's right. She knows. She listens. That's right. So here's what you should do.
Starting point is 01:01:46 You should just make a donation to the school. Oh, boy. for whatever the football game was plus interest. Well, how much interest? How much interest we think, Sharon? No, Sharon, come on. A lot. Exactly, a lot.
Starting point is 01:02:00 We think like 30% interest, is that fine? At least. Sharon, the reason I'm Mr. Greedypants, because I don't have money. And now you're making me pay interest. Well, Ben, you know, let you in for free. Now you're trying to get more money for your car. Not more money, just the money I deserve for my car. No.
Starting point is 01:02:19 You can't even run, Eddie. That's right. Sharon, that's a great call. And you know what? I appreciate you. And I appreciate you. Thank you very much. By the way, how much credit card debt are you in any of you think?
Starting point is 01:02:31 Probably now 25,000. I started at 40. So, man, I've been chipping. So you're about 25 grand in the hole. Every time I get extra money, it goes straight to debt. So a producer already has two kids, a wife, 25 grand in debt. How much further are you willing to go into debt for Christmas? Because it's present time.
Starting point is 01:02:49 No, I'm not. I'm not going to go into debt. for Christmas. We're not touching that credit card. That credit card's done to us. It exists, but I don't even know where it is. So that piece of debt will never go up. It will only go down. Correct. Do you have another credit card? Yes, we have a new credit card, baby. Yeah! Come on, Mr. Greedy Pants. No, but the new credit card is for points and miles. Like, we're trying to get rewards for Christmas. But you could buy the stuff that you're getting for, okay. Hey, it's just the way we do finances in my house. Are you going into debt though for this?
Starting point is 01:03:19 No, no, the new credit card? Absolutely not. Every month we pay it off. Oh, then that's okay. We have to pay it off. It's a must. If we're going to go over that amount, like we're in trouble again. Okay. Just making sure.
Starting point is 01:03:29 But yeah, dude, that debt's serious. That's serious stuff. And you'll probably get it all paid off. Do you have it like a target date? No. Just whenever we get money, we pay it. I don't want to disappoint myself. Is that what Dave says?
Starting point is 01:03:40 Dave Ramsey? No, no. Dave Ramsey says don't get into that. First off, don't do it. Then don't get another card. I can be a little self-serving for a second week. We won the CMA for National Radio Personality of the Year, and it was fantastic. And, you know, the four of us, it's me and Amy and Lunchbox and producer ready.
Starting point is 01:03:59 And we got these trophies, and the trophies are awesome and are, like, glass, and it's expensive and fragile, all that stuff. You know, and it's like, you'd be proud of it. But I felt like there are other people on the show that didn't get it, and that they work as hard as we do. And so I'd like to. I had some plaques made. It took me a long time here To pass these out now Look at these
Starting point is 01:04:26 That's awesome Look at these right here Because this show, yes It's us It's us four But it's equally the people you don't hear Just because we don't hear them talk Doesn't mean they're not worth it
Starting point is 01:04:37 First of all Morgan number one Producer of the Bobby Bone show Come in, accept your flag Morgan Here she is Morgan Prodain producer of the show CMA National
Starting point is 01:04:49 personality of the year. There you go. There she is. This is awesome. Thank you so much. To Morgan number two, digital producer of the Bobby Bone Show. Here you go. A plaque for you as well.
Starting point is 01:05:03 There you go. And to Mike D. or Miguel, as I have putting on here, his real name. Producer, writer of the Bobby Bowen Show. A flag for you, my friend. Good job, Mike D. That's so cool. And to producer Raymond. Dude, they misspelled your name.
Starting point is 01:05:21 Don't even come in here. I had to reorder it. Oh. I was like, uh-oh. Right through his headphones out. Yeah. They misspelled your name, so I had to reorder another. Woo!
Starting point is 01:05:30 It's, they just misspelled your name. What? I know. It said, it said Rayland's, right? What? Rayland? Yeah, it's supposed to be an M and they put an L. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:05:40 So you'll be here tomorrow the next day. And even here? It's not here. Sorry, but you like, they're like, you must be Raylan. I guess. I don't know. But you do have one coming. You.
Starting point is 01:05:50 But to listen, everybody on the show, the listeners and to the people's voices that you don't hear all the time. Like, you guys are as important. And so I just wanted you guys to know I appreciated you too. So I had those plaques made for you guys. So the end. No awkward anything else. Appreciate it. That's pretty awesome.
Starting point is 01:06:07 You're welcome. Thank you. I'll definitely keep that thing for life. I got the diploma, another award we won, and this thing. There you go. All right, Ray Lynn. Thank you, buddy. And Hillary.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Now I'm just kidding. I know lunchbox are getting mad because she's just. She'll have been here for like two weeks. I wasn't going to say anything, but I was going to go crazy. I was going to go crazy inside if she got a plaque. Maybe next year. She'll only be there for two weeks. Yeah, next year.
Starting point is 01:06:29 There we go. Thank you. You guys are super important, and I wanted you to know that. And I wanted to do it on the air so the listeners know that you guys are super important to. The end. Cool. Thank you. Congratulations, everyone, on your CMA.
Starting point is 01:06:44 In the Matt Lauer stuff, I just started to trick a lot yesterday, a little by a little by little. I was just like, what? Now, it's after 8.30, so for the most part, kids are in school. And this is not going to be a dirty conversation anyway. But I just know when I talk about stuff, I always want to let people know that's what I'm going to talk about. In case there's little ears in the car. So we find out that Matt Lauer allegedly had a lot of harassment, a lot of things that he had done. And they fired him from NBC from the Today Show.
Starting point is 01:07:18 They've been under five years, or making $25 million a year. The face of a nice guy. Like when you think about, hey, who's a nice guy? Matt Lauer. And so the weird thing was, I'd heard stories for years. And even them, like going, ooh, we can't put this out.
Starting point is 01:07:35 And finally someone went to HR, and it got to HR, and they reported it, and then they fired him because they felt like it was a real story. And it was like, if you read the variety articles, they'd have been there for two months. It was like the Olympics. Like one of his moves apparently was to say,
Starting point is 01:07:51 hey, would you bring me a pillow to my room? Huh? I didn't read that part. There was that. Another thing was he would like just show his people. Be like, hey, look at the. Like what? And I would say to people really think they can get away with it,
Starting point is 01:08:05 but apparently people have been for years and years. It's like a thing. It's like a thing. And then the button on his desk to lock the door. That's totally weird. That's what a villain does and Inspector Gadget. Like that's a bad thing Or it's just like you're totally lazy
Starting point is 01:08:21 He had a button under his desk He allowed him to lock the door while inside the office And people said management stinks They protected the blank out of him There was a whole And then Matt Lauer put out a statement this morning And so I'm going to play you this We just moments ago received a statement from Matt
Starting point is 01:08:40 And let me read it to you There are no words to express my sorrow and regret For the pain I have caused others by words and actions. To the people I have hurt, I am truly sorry. As I am writing this, I realize the depth of the damage and disappointment I have left behind at home and at NBC. Some of what is being said about me is untrue or mischaracterized, but there is enough truth in these stories to make me feel embarrassed and ashamed. I regret that my shame is now shared by the people I cherish dearly. Repairing the damage will take a lot of time and soul-searching, and I'm committed to
Starting point is 01:09:15 beginning that effort. It is now my full-time job. The last two days have forced me to take a very hard look at my own troubling flaws. It's been humbling. I am blessed to be surrounded by people I love. I thank them for their patience and grace. I talked to someone who works over there yesterday, I have friends at work over there. They weren't surprised, but everyone was torn because, you know, he was living like according to who I talked to that worked there yesterday. Like two different lives. Like there were people that he really helped and didn't, this wasn't a part of his relationship with certain people. Like in championed and really, and then there were people that this happened with. And so everybody was just confused.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Like, obviously it's awful, but they're like, I don't. And that's why you hear them, right? They're talking. And it sounds like they're sad. Mm-hmm. Yeah. When I watched their, after we got out there, I went and watched Hoda and, um, Sam, what's, Guthrie? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:10:12 Savannah got three. Yeah, Savannah. talk up like do the announcement you can tell they were just so I mean then they but they were honest about it and just being so raw and they're like we are so torn right now we don't we're experiencing this news with you we we love him like they were basically throwing support but yet also being cautious like with we just don't know what's true what's not we there's enough truth here to be like well this is bad this is all bad bad stuff this is before some some of the details but they knew they knew oh they did everybody knew no no I was watching them in it
Starting point is 01:10:44 was like. Yeah, still, though. I still, that's bad. That's bad stuff. Who's more surprised about it? This is Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Yeah. I'm going to say Matt Lauer. Really? Just because Bill Cosby was in an age where there wasn't social media and there was no way for this stuff to get out. Yeah, but the fact that he was the drugging of the people and stuff, like that just shot, no. But there was even anyone to go to for Bill Cosby.
Starting point is 01:11:13 like Matt Lauer there's people to report to and they probably did they just didn't get out both are all and both are completely awful but I was in the age of everything's one click of sharing it surprised me when things don't get out okay so you're more surprised that Matt Lauer was able to keep it or the Matt Lauer news was on the download
Starting point is 01:11:32 for so long not shocked at like which person like I guess I just don't know as much about Matt Lauer or have as much invested as I did in like Bill Cosby and the Cosby show so I just kind of thought he was Mr. Huxable and then he wasn't. I just don't believe anything. Like anything that's a fictional, that's not who it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:53 It could be, but it's not until it, but for me, for it to be that, it's one click away for years and it never to happen. I just don't know how some people are still like, some people don't have their jobs and then other people still have their jobs. Oh, like the political people? Like Al Franken probably stepped down. Yes, like that picture of him. Like I'm like, well, how do you say?
Starting point is 01:12:13 Still have your job. More in Alabama should stop running. Like, get out of the race. The president has 12 women that are, it's all a thing. Politicians are all, they're all like, hey, everybody, you know. But all the entertainment industry and news, they're like, yeah. Yeah. It's really weird.
Starting point is 01:12:30 There's, yes, there are more stories out yesterday about the president saying all these awful things. But all the, and Al Frank, that's Democrat, Republican, both. I don't give a crap. Yeah, yeah, me neither. You treat women like that. You should go away. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 01:12:43 So yeah. Here's the positive is that there's a culture change happening because of this that needed to happen 30, 40, 50 years ago that now is starting to have to happen. And all these predators are not looking over the shoulder going, oh, oh, oh. Because again, now you're one click away. That's it. One click away. It's a bad thing to talk about. It is the thing people are talking about.
Starting point is 01:13:09 So we talk about it. Yeah. And we talk about it off the air. so I feel like when you talk about it on the air, so, nah, there's that. I'll play a song now, but it's uncomfortable, but that's, those are our thoughts on that. Mr. Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 01:13:25 You ever look at my Instagram or no? Yeah, why? That's wonder. Yeah. I wonder if I'm ever making a difference. In my life? It's Instagram life, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I think you make a dent.
Starting point is 01:13:36 Yeah, if you can win on any game show, what would it be? Oh, man. I used to love supermarket sweep. Is that still around? They're bringing it back. Really? I got to play recently at a local grocery store for breast cancer awareness. I was doing something with Susan G. Komen, and I got to race around the store and find stuff for my garden.
Starting point is 01:13:53 It was amazing. I lost, but it's still fun. That was a good one, and they're bringing it back. That is amazing. What about you? Jeopardy. Okay, yeah. I was about to say, that or Wheel of Fortune or something smart.
Starting point is 01:14:05 No, I was never good at Will of Fortune. My grandma would nail them. She'd be 70 years old and be like, the cat in the head and has no. Spratt. And I'll be like, how did you get that? They don't even show any letters. She's like, I'm just good. Yeah. Jeopardy would be fun for me. Yeah, I'd hate that. I'd be like, I get a real... Can I play another game for 10, Alex? Can I walk over to the prices right for 100, please? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:30 I get like a real adrenaline rush from playing trivia. Yeah, you do. One of my friends texting me, I don't know if you guys want to do this. One of our friends texted me yesterday. And she was like, hey, let's have a get together. She knows I don't like the word party. She said, well, let's have a get-together at your house. And it's a murder-a-mystery game. And everybody dresses up as a character. What? My clue?
Starting point is 01:14:48 Yes, but real-life clue. You have to figure out, like, who, everybody dresses up as, like, something. And then only, like, two people know who the murderer is, and you kind of play a game and to figure it out. I'm in. I love Clue, yeah. But you have to get dressed up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:00 But everybody gets a character. So, wait a second. You're actually considering this? Yeah, because... What? I was not the game guy on the road. We'll go on the road. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:15:08 And she brought a game, and it was called Quiplash. And we started playing it and I was obsessed with it. I was obsessed with winning. And I was like, we got to play because I went, Amy, I was so good at this game. I was killing people, right? And so then she was like, what if I'd like to have this get together? And I was like, man, my therapist says try new things. Yeah, this is definitely that.
Starting point is 01:15:27 So would you come? Would you get dressed up and come? Eddie, you would? Yeah, and this usually revolves around dinner, right? Like mystery dinner. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're going to provide dinner. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:15:36 That's mine. That's all good. But the holidays would come. We're doing the holiday dinner at Amy's house. Do we have a date for that? I'm working on it. You're pretty busy. I'm just gone a lot.
Starting point is 01:15:48 It's okay. I've been given your master calendar. We're working on it. Man, one time Amy got so mad at me. What? Now I'm over it. I know, but she came in my office one morning. Because work moves me all over the place all the time.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Like, go to these cities. We're on the road all the time. So, she's like, I'm tired of going to people about where you are. Or just to say, hey. You can always say. Hey, hey, we text all the time. By a minute, I did not feel like that was the case, so that's why we had to talk.
Starting point is 01:16:15 Amy came and just scolded me, and she was like, I'm tired of going to people to find out where you are. And I was like, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's normal. Listen, after 12 years, you know, used to just be like us. We all would just talk to each other, and now Bobby's got so much going on
Starting point is 01:16:30 that it's not just us anymore. And so I took me, it was growing pains. But now I'm there, and I can get an answer more faster, more efficiently, and it's actually correct if I just go through someone else. So now I'm like, bring on the other people. And right now I'm coordinating Bobby coming to our Bobby Boneshow Christmas party through other people. And it's amazing. Like he's probably actually going to show up. Yeah, instead of going through him.
Starting point is 01:16:52 It's supposed to say, get in the car. Where am I going? Don't worry about it. Yeah, so it's cool. We're cool. Amy got so mad at me though, guys. You have no idea. She got so mad at me. Yeah, I probably cried. He did cry. Yeah, it was the whole thing. Are you hanging stockings in your house, Amy, for your kids? They are hung with care. Oh, they're hung already. Yeah, stockings down. Wow, I just hope.
Starting point is 01:17:14 No, they're all hung. Everybody's, mine, the kids, and I've already pictured them running downstairs Christmas morning to see their stocking. Let me talk on my heart for a second. What? Talk about my heart. What?
Starting point is 01:17:25 If you're new to the show, Amy's been the adoption process for five years. She tried to have kids, tried to adopt domestically. She was on a mission trip. Not even to adopt. She was just going on a woman's conference. Went to an orphanage, met these kids, and decided these are the kids that I want to adopt. But we saw a need for older kids.
Starting point is 01:17:41 And we were like, hey, do we need a baby? No. So, yeah, we have older kids, a 7-year-old and a 10-year-old. And that's how old they are now? Yeah. It's been a five-year process. And I've just seen you get hurt so many times because you're like, oh, they're going to be here in May. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:53 I hung their stockings last year. But that was more so just in hope that they're coming. I knew they weren't going to be here for Christmas, obviously. But I was like, oh, man, it's going to be soon, probably like February, you know. One of my friends reached out yesterday. I was like, what's happened with Amy? Like, what do you know off the air? And I was like, honestly, nothing has been said to me off the air by her that she doesn't say on the air.
Starting point is 01:18:11 Yeah. Like, if you're listening to the show, you know what's going on. What you try to share with you as much as we possibly can. And so... Yeah, but yesterday, my adoption agency did call and give me information that I sort of already knew, but it's okay. Because, you know, I had gone down there and done some stuff like myself. But the fact that it's circled back around to my agency and they're delivering news to me is really great because that means it's legit. You still feel like they're here between the 10th and the 24th of December?
Starting point is 01:18:40 I still feel like, yes, that means they're going to be here before Christmas. Yes, yes. The news I was given yesterday, like my adoption agency, like giving me that confirmation, I was like, okay, yeah, this is really happening. Like, this is real. Those weren't fake documents. This is real. All right.
Starting point is 01:18:56 All right. You know? Yeah. Our version of the news. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I have somebody on the short list. that could be playing the royal wedding. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:10 Apparently, Prince Harry is a big fan of the killers. Oh. I wonder if you're an artist and you get that, like if that's a big deal to you. Like, ooh, I get invited to play the royal wedding. Um, yeah, I would think so. Because I wouldn't, I think it would be something, but I don't think it would be like the Super Bowl halftime show.
Starting point is 01:19:31 It's still a wedding that you have to play as a band. Yeah, but it's the royal wedding. True. Yeah. So, Bobby. You get to have any big superstar come play at your wedding. Who do you choose? Piro and all.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Whatever, yeah. It's either Garth Brooks or John Mayer. Those are my two favorites. You might as well have them collab. Yeah. Yeah, that's who it would be. I know that's a cop-out answer. I guess both, but yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:01 And if we get tickets to the Royal Wedding, it's hard for me to say. I'm going. They're not even going to know what you're ordering. You have to boil what? Ma'am, I don't know what that is. I really want to go, or if anybody knows anybody that has extra deceit. To the royal wedding. I want to wear a hat.
Starting point is 01:20:16 That's the Kentucky Derby, right? What else do you have? So Harry Stile said that Shania Twain is his main fashion influence. Oh, look at him. Why Shania, I wonder. I don't know. I was like, maybe is he into, like, the leopard? She does have, like, a unique fashion of her own.
Starting point is 01:20:39 So, yeah. But I don't know why he would. I know, and then there was a picture of them together. I don't know, who knows? Maybe he's really into her. So then it got me thinking of like, hmm, who are our fashion influencers? Oh, Tom Brady for me, for sure. You did once buy Ugs because Tom Brady was wearing Ugs. And to clarify, not the U.S.
Starting point is 01:20:57 I bought many things because Tom Brady wears them. No, the Ugg boots. I'm serious? Yeah, he wears cool clothes. Crazy. And I'm totally a sucker for advertisements. And I'd be like, oh, he wears that kind of sweatshirt? I probably need that.
Starting point is 01:21:07 He sits on that bad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, me, I like Tom Brady. And a lot of people don't like them, but I like Tom Brady as influence you. Karen Fairchild. Oh, you do love Karen. 100%. That's like a compliment with Amy and her girlfriends. If someone's like, oh, you're totally Karen Fairchild tonight. Yeah. Really? Yeah, it's like an adjective. Like you're Karen Fairchild tonight. It's how we describe ourselves. Like, what are you wearing a night? Basically, Karen. It's like hashtag goals. We were at a charity event and Amy and I were with a little
Starting point is 01:21:39 little big town. Oh, I dressed for her that night. Yeah, Amy was like, I hope Karen sees me because I'm dressed really cute. Does she say anything? No, but we didn't see them. We did, but only performing. Yeah, we had to leave early. They had to leave early. They said hi to us from stage, but there's no way she, from stage,
Starting point is 01:21:55 she'd be like, Amy, I love your outfit, but I know she'd probably think in it. On the drive up there, she was like, I just hope Karen not come into my outfit. Like, Amy loves Karen Purchase. Like, that would be a group text to some of my girlfriends, like, OMG, Karen just said she liked my outfit. No big deal. What else you got?
Starting point is 01:22:09 Okay, so should you force your kids to hug relatives during the holidays? Like, Thanksgiving just happened. Christmas is coming up. And it's like you could be with, you know, your brother's cousin, sister, whatever. I mean, it's family. But at the same time, should family be hugging on your kids? Well, Eddie, you have two kids. Do you make them hug like their uncles and grandparents?
Starting point is 01:22:31 All the time. The ones they don't know. Yeah, sometimes people will just be like, oh, and they'll go for the hug. And my kids will just like hide behind my knees. I'm like, get back over there. Give them a hug. Don't be rude. Is that wrong or what happened?
Starting point is 01:22:40 No, I don't think there's a right or wrong. There's no right or wrong. Parents are just, I've seen some debates online and it's like, so we teach our children not to hug strangers and all of a sudden at family gatherings, we're like, go give so and so a hug. And then kids are like kind of confused. So should you just force them to hug or let them do like a high five? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:57 Knuckles. Daps. Chicken wing. But it's the thing because we grew up having to hug people. Yeah, that's how I was raised. I probably don't think it's the right thing to do to make them hug people they don't know. But again, there's not a right. a wrong answer.
Starting point is 01:23:09 I guess you always have to think, like, what are they going to do when they grow up? Are they going to just grow up thinking that's okay to hug everyone? Because Bobby doesn't, you know. Yeah, but Bobby's not a hugger or not because hugging's wrong. He just doesn't like that. I'm totally against. This is what happens behind the scenes, ready? Everybody listening.
Starting point is 01:23:23 You want to know what happens behind the scenes on the show? Artists will come in. They'll bring the record labels and their managers and their cousins, their millmans. And everybody wants to hug me. Well, they hug everybody in the room. It's not just you, but they're working the way to me. Let's not play. Oh, it's a lot.
Starting point is 01:23:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're working their way to me. That's how I feel. I'm like, oh, oh, step one. Uh-oh, step two. So as I work in their way to me, I'm like, Bobby's like, I'm sick. I'll be like, guys, I got a cold.
Starting point is 01:23:50 I just, I feel like a hug should really mean something. I feel like if I'm going to hug you, I want you to know that this is genuinely an emotion and I'm embracing you because I feel something. That way hugs mean more. Fake hugs are not for me. It's like fake, hey, good job. I don't say fake good job. If sometimes it's really good
Starting point is 01:24:08 I'm like dude That was really good And I want you to know That was really good Because I don't throw around compliments Like you have one You have one I'm not Oprah and cars
Starting point is 01:24:15 But yeah I don't like hugging it Yeah okay And some people come in I never met him in my life Yeah I give me a hug You don't give me a hut
Starting point is 01:24:21 I'm like I got a cold Hey Parmaly Sorry I don't feel that good You know it's that kind of thing Yeah Anyway what else Lastly
Starting point is 01:24:31 Counting sheep Doesn't work I know sometimes if you're struggling to like go to sleep You're probably like, okay, I'm just going to count how many sheep are jumping over the fence. But what does work is picturing yourself in a pleasant, relaxing scene, such as being near a waterfall on vacation. And participants fall asleep 20 minutes faster when they do that.
Starting point is 01:24:51 I've also found if you count Ambien that also puts you asleep. Just count. No, no, count them as you take them down. That's a good one. You're great. That was Amy's pile of stories. Thanks to Chris Stapleton for coming by And he'll be back tomorrow
Starting point is 01:25:14 Which is cool We don't get to see Chris around here a lot You know why? Because he stays to himself Because he's got lots of genius things to worry about Not coming in here and mess up Well that's knuckleheads But Chris Stapleton
Starting point is 01:25:26 We'll be back to him back tomorrow The record actually comes out tomorrow Or midnight tonight And I haven't heard the whole thing yet Really? No, I don't listen to stuff How long have we been doing this show together? A really, really, really, really, really long time
Starting point is 01:25:39 but I just figure maybe you snuck this on it. Like I've been hearing you say you don't know the album, but I feel like maybe deep down you sneak it. No, I didn't sneak this one. Because you're such a fan. No, I'm like the listeners. I want to hear the day it comes out. Tomorrow the record comes out from Stapleton.
Starting point is 01:25:54 He'll be back in. On Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. You see a picture of me playing a concert for my dog last night. Speaking of Chris Stapleton, awesome music. That's practicing. My dog sits there and just like, what's happening? and then he just goes to sleep while I'm playing. That's our last year's.
Starting point is 01:26:14 No, he just gets annoyed. He's like, there's nothing I can do about this, so I'm just going to go to sleep. Thank you guys, see it tomorrow. Your Tasker knows your to-do list can be a little varied. Mount shelves in the garage, mow the lawn before the in-laws visit, bathe the dog,
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