The Bobby Bones Show - Country Artist Hits On Lindsay Ell + Ask The Show + Lunchbox Is Mad At Eddie

Episode Date: November 14, 2017

Anonymous country artist interested in Bobby's ex-girlfriend, listeners phone in 'Ask The Show' questions and Lunchbox isn't happy with Eddie Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpod...castnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:11 your favorite podcasts. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. Good morning. Welcome to Tuesday show. More Studio. Morning.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Amy's building this humongous garage. behind her house. It's called the Tajma Garage. Yeah. How's that coming? I mean, it's coming along. We got siding put up. It's like, I'm like, wow, okay, now it's starting to look like a real building instead of, like, tarp on the side with print and stuff. Have you put the pool for the garage behind it? No, there's no pool. And, again, it only looks bigger than it is because it's on a hill.
Starting point is 00:02:51 My backyard goes up onto a hill. I will admit, sometimes I walk out there, I'm like, okay, whoa, but I can't help that there's a hill. And I guess just, but living in, in a construction zone has been a little bit of an issue for our cars because I have three of my four tires nails all in them and flat tires. Whoa. Like I had to get them all fixed. Three of the four. So lunchbox had someone put a nail in his tire he thinks.
Starting point is 00:03:16 You think it's the same nail bandit? Yes. Either it's the Tajma garage situation or lunchbox is on to something and we have a nail bandit in the neighborhood. Oh no. Because lunchbox doesn't live too far for me and I don't know. There could be a nail bandit. When's the Tajima Garage done?
Starting point is 00:03:34 Which happens first. You get your kids or the Tajima Garage. I hate this game. How many times have we played this game? For four years. Four and a half years, yes. Yeah. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:03:42 Oh, man. Kids? You think kids before talk? That garage must be big. No. That McGaraj must be a monster. No, it's not. It's a normal garage.
Starting point is 00:03:53 It's just on a hill. Yeah. Body bones. Come on. Recognizing people, doing cool things. I see you. There was an 81-year-old woman with dementia. She went missing last weekend, and so police crews were struggling to find her.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Luckily, six weeks earlier, they bought a drone. They sent the drone up. It took them 25 minutes. They flew all over. They found her in a cornfield, about 100 yards from her home. That's her. They went and got her and saved her. Wow.
Starting point is 00:04:21 She's now with her family. That's amazing. Because they sent a drone with a camera up. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, and so much more. I mean, it's amazing we can do it because sending a helicopter up, I mean, that's like so many more resources.
Starting point is 00:04:35 And harder and bigger. It's more difficult. Like the whole thing is just, yeah, and then you just kind of take up a little drone and... So I see you, drone inventor? I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories.
Starting point is 00:04:47 It's producer Raymond. Bad weather's hitting the Pacific Northwest. Seattle, Portland. They're getting hit with damaging wind and heavy rain. That same rain is going to be hitting the Northeast later this week into the weekend. In other news, the Oakland Raiders broke ground on their new stadium in Vegas on Monday. It could be ready as early as 2020.
Starting point is 00:05:06 And finally, raw chicken products have been recalled due to possible metal in the meat. The brand is Empire. Just look for that on the packaging. Take it back for a full refund. Over to Lunchbox now. Here we go, lunch. Is it fake news? The New York Times is suing a Queens woman who has been posing as a reporter for two years.
Starting point is 00:05:27 She's been showing up to events and saying she's with it. the New York Times and getting into all these events for the last two years. Wow. Now they're taking her to court. Wow. Wow. Is that fake news? Amy.
Starting point is 00:05:37 That's real. Wow. I'm going to go real news too. That's totally real. Lunchbox? That's real news. That was Real News. Real News.
Starting point is 00:05:50 She's probably got into some cool places. I know. I mean, she's probably like worth it. Worth it. The lawsuit? Oh, what she is too? She probably got to do a lot, so she's not too mad about it. Whenever you go places, this is the truth.
Starting point is 00:06:03 I almost shouldn't say this. If you just act like you belong somewhere, they'll let you anymore. I'm not even joking this happened to me in Morgan number two. I was a little shocked because you'd think security be a little bit tighter as it should be, so nobody get any crazy ideas. But all we had to do was roll up to this one garage and say that we were with Bobby Bones. Don't say that now. No, no, no, you're right.
Starting point is 00:06:24 No, no, no, no. We were on a list. However, the guy was like, I know who that. dude is, and then open the gate and we rolled wide in. They should have checked our IDs. They should have looked for our name. There was so many steps that got missed in that process just because we said we were friends
Starting point is 00:06:39 with Bobby that I was like, this can't be that easy. Even things like when we do our I heart radio events in Los Angeles where they have no idea. They don't know who I am. They have no idea. I'm on the radio. And I'm like, oh, once Jamie Fox was hosting a show and I was like, I'm hosting the show because I couldn't have a pass. They were like, oh, go right in. I was like,
Starting point is 00:06:55 oh. Hosting the show. You taught my husband that move. Like as long, he did that, that I heart in Vegas, like, something happened. And he was like, listen, I'm going to do this. Bobby taught me. You just like literally act like you're the host and you're supposed to be there. And they're like, oh, okay. So jot it down.
Starting point is 00:07:12 People use this everywhere you go. You can also do that. I've done this before, too. When they won't let me. I've given my secrets away. But just be like, hey, listen, like, I know your boss. And he's not going to be happy if you don't let me back. What?
Starting point is 00:07:24 You do that? That's not. No, but I'm supposed to be back there. I really didn't know the boss anyway. I love it. Bobby Pones. The Bobby Bones show. Time for your positivity around the room.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Like show and tell back in the day. Tell me something good. Tell me something good. Yeah, tell me something good, Amy. So Erica, she earned a $3,000 Disney voucher from her work. She could do whatever she wanted with it. She could have taken a vacation or spent the money on her own two kids. But she decided to spend it all at the Disney store,
Starting point is 00:07:57 buying a bunch of toys that she's turning around and donating to Toys for Tots. Wow. Bam! Look at that. Okay, let me give you one. Not as heartwarming, but like cool. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:08 This girl, she plays a lottery in Virginia, and she wins 500 bucks. But you'd be like, dang, that's awesome. Yeah. She takes that money and she wins $5,000. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's legit.
Starting point is 00:08:19 She takes some of that money, she wins $5 million. What? That's crazy. That's so good. Especially since it's all like $5s, 5s, 5s, It's called Reinvest, Reinvest, Reinvest. She chose to receive the $5 million as a cash lump sum. So she would get $2.8 million before taxes.
Starting point is 00:08:35 So there she goes. Wow. Money, money, money, money. Money. I want to stop at $500. I've been like, thank you, Jesus. Yeah, for sure. Man, Lachfuck's up.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Mine's not as good as that. But Brandon Clotter is receiving the National Medal of Merit from the Boy Scouts. He's 14 years old. He's in Kentucky, and they're out on a camping trip when a tree falls on another guy's tent and Brandon wakes up, administers CPR and first aid, stabilizes him, runs a quarter mile to get help and saved his life. I mean, that sounds pretty cool, like saving a life. Like yours is a lottery one.
Starting point is 00:09:10 He's like, mine's not as cool as that. That's kind of cool. He just loves the lottery. Mine just about saving someone's life. I mean, mine kind of stinks compared to that one, but okay. That's wrong with you. So what do you do for Thanksgiving? Pretty sure. Well, I booked my flight, so yes, but I'm just trying to get confirmation from my family in Austin that that's where we're doing it.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Who all gathers? Hope so, because flights booked. My sister, her husband, her four kids, and my dad. Who cooks? My dad, yeah, he cooks. The whole thing. Do you help? Oh, my sister, she's like Martha Stewart. They handle it all. They love it. And then my sister's kids are like the little sous chefs. They love it, too. So I just show up. Oh, so you don't. Like, they don't trust me. I try to bring something healthy or maybe I all.
Starting point is 00:09:59 altar recipe and my dad is just like not having it. He rolls his eyes. But I'm like, okay, fine, you do you, all do me and I'll eat my little plate over here. You know, every year they do the pardon the presidential turkey. Yeah. And so the belief is that the turkey gets to go to a farm and live a long, happy life because he's pardoned. Unfortunately, he dies right afterwards. No, he doesn't. Oh. Yeah. No, he doesn't. What are you talking about? Because by the time that that bird is pardoned, it's been bred to eat the whole time. So they're already really fat. So he dies of a heart attack Yeah, basically.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Well then what's the point of the pardoning? It's just show, just for show? Yeah, basically. And so it's like if you were to take like a 700-pound man Who's 80. Pardon him? And be like, you know what? You don't have to go to jail.
Starting point is 00:10:41 You need to talk and die. You know what I mean? That's a presidential pardon. Yeah, I hate to break that to you. That's all. I thought that there was like a place for like all the turkeys that hung out together. All the presidents of turkeys from all the years? No.
Starting point is 00:10:52 I made it. I hate to break that to you. Oh, okay. You okay with that? Yeah, I guess. I mean, they don't know. Happy Thanksgiving. Oh, wow. Lobby Bones Show.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Bonita Springs, Florida. Two teenagers were like, man, we want to steal a car. How can we do it? Let's call a pizza to the house. We'll run out the back door and steal the pizza delivery's cars. So they would get out of the car.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Yeah, so the guy goes up the door and knocks. They jump in the car and drive away. Well, the only problem is a couple hours later, they parked the car back in front of the house. Also, it's the house that... Do we know how old these people are? Oh, they're teens. So I don't know if they're 19, 17 doesn't say just as teens.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Yeah, not the smartest move. Yeah, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. On the Bobby Bones show now. Lee Bryce. All right. Yeah, Librice is outside. Bring them on in here.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Come on in. Here comes Lee Bryce. We're on the air right now, everybody. Come on in. Come in, come in, come in. Have a seat. Have a seat right there. Sitting Eddie's...
Starting point is 00:11:53 Ooh. This feels good. That's like a gynaecologist chair. The house is going to say. It feels like a... But it's got a nice sturdy back there, right? Tim McGraw bought that for Eddie. How are you, bud?
Starting point is 00:12:03 Man, I'm good. I had some breakdowns on the buses this weekend. What happened on your bus? My bus broke down, so I had to get up in the middle of the night and throw my clothes on the band bus and go sleep on a four-foot couch, which I'm six-foot something, so... Do you own your own bus? You don't own them, but I mean, I'll basically lease it for like a whole year,
Starting point is 00:12:21 or two years, even. So I've had this same bus for a couple years. It was Darius's bus, which is... I had to change it from GameCon. colors to Clemson colors. Have you been in Darius bus recently? Not. No.
Starting point is 00:12:31 It's like if you go to like a rich friend's house and you're like I wish. When I got in this bus, he had three TVs in the front with three different satellites and two TVs in the back bedroom with two different satellites so that he could watch you know, multiple games and play video games all at the same time. That guy. He's got like entire bricks inside of his bus now like South Carolina. the field. Dude, he was yelling at me the other day in the CMAs. He's like, we're going to ruin your season. And I'm way loud. Like, I mean, the middle of the award show is pretty embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:13:07 He is hardcore. I will give him that. Lee, Bryce is here. Let's see. So you got this song called Boy. Yes, sir. Tell me about this song. Man, I got two boys. I heard this song. It's another one I just was fortunate to find in this town, great songwriters, and blew me away the song did. So You know, got two boys. It fit me in my life right now. It was perfect for me. And then we found out we were having a little girl. I was like, well, yeah, we need to get this song out now before the little girl starts to get her little jealousy thing going on.
Starting point is 00:13:40 So, boy came out, man. It's just, it's been really cool to me. But it's just, this whole record is where I'm out in my life right now, man. Lee Bryce got the record out. I came out, what, like November 2nd? November 3rd. Yeah, last two Fridays ago. All my dates are all.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Trust my brother. I get it. Okay, the record's out. Let's hear a boy from Lee Bryce, the current single. You tuned up already? We can do a live tuning. Close enough for country, I'm sure. Our audience loves live tunings.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Yeah, well, let's see. Yeah, that's definitely needs to be tuned. Everybody listening now to a Lee Bryce live tuning. Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this IHeartRadio channel or podcast anymore. But you can't go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up,
Starting point is 00:14:29 and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. So Nicole, who wrote that song, is one of my good friends. Amazing. And so she was not able to go whenever her last song, she was pregnant with a manna one song of the year,
Starting point is 00:14:49 she wasn't able to go, because she was pregnant with a boy, that she wrote the song about. So she wasn't able to go. They went song of the year, and she was like, I wrote the song, as I was pregnant. Hopefully I went song of the year for this one, so then I can go. She is amazing. This song, man, I'm telling you. It's kind of one of those songs. Like, when I heard I drive your truck for the first time, I didn't even have to get through the song.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I heard the first verse and chorus, and I was like, I'm in, I'm recording this song. It blew me away. And so this one kind of felt like that. How does that get to you? Like, do you remember which rumor you ran when it was pitched to you? Does someone play it on a computer, iPhone? Like, this was sent to me. Okay. So describe our listeners, like, how you would get this song. So, like, okay, I've reached out to writers and public. I'm like, look, send stuff straight to me. I want to hear, you know, whatever, if you write something that day or whatever.
Starting point is 00:15:30 So an email come in, pop up. I'll see, you know, a publisher or a writer's name. And so I click on it. And, you know, I see this little, obviously a little attachment that says, boy, you know, and boom, I click it. And it's just an acoustic vocal, you know, kind of a thing. And immediately, I'm just like, I mean, I'm emailing before the song is over. I stop it. I'm like, hold this song from it.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Is there a risk if someone else is getting it at the same time and they may grab it. It's happened. So it's happened before. One time I sang a demo for a guy named Ashley Goreley, sing a demo and I was like, man, I love this song that I was singing, right? I was singing just for him to go pitch it. The next morning I called him. I said, hey, man, that song I sang yesterday, can I put that song on hold?
Starting point is 00:16:13 He's like, he's like, dude, he's like, I pitched your rough vocal last night as soon as you got done singing it, and Jason now didn't even put it on hold. So he cut it. So it was a song called Laft Until We Cry. And I love that song. I was like, oh, I want to cut that song. So, yes, it happens quickly. Kenny Chesney told me once, just talking, he was like,
Starting point is 00:16:30 I take every great song that someone else wrote more than I would take a good song that I wrote. Absolutely. He said, because one, fans are going to love it, and two, I must sell more merch with that song than I would make on a song. You're right. Jake Owen told me one day, he goes, Lee, you know, he's like, I decided, you know, this last record I did, he said, I decided not to write one song. I wanted to go find all the best songs I could in Nashville.
Starting point is 00:16:51 And that was the barefoot blue gene record. and he had a big blowout record with it, you know, and it's smart. This town's got the best song I was in the world. Lee Bryce, records out now, and that's boy, that's a new single right now, and congratulations. Who will always be a boy, you're going to be so stubborn. You get that from your mother. Like when you do the laugh right there on that part, we're like, ha, was that in that, or do you go back and do rappers or, like, overdubbing?
Starting point is 00:17:21 No, that's usually in there because this record, I was real, just kind of, sing it a couple times down and that's what happens. But I had to sing it like that because, you know, when you talk about you're going to be so stubborn like your mother, I got to sort of put a laugh in there or else I'm going to catch it, you know, when I get home. All right, Libreis, good to see you. Good to see you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Good luck with the song. Yeah, there we go. The Bobby Bone Show. I almost don't want to tell this story. So. I know. I think I know you're... You're talking about the artist
Starting point is 00:17:57 they hit on my ex-girlfriend at the... Oh, no. I don't know it. What? What? Let's go. Please tell it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:04 That's even better. I mean, it's nobody that I'm going to play anytime soon, but what happened was... Okay, I'm not going to say who it is. I may write it down. But I just wonder, it's all fair. Once you're not... Because we're not together anymore. It's all fair.
Starting point is 00:18:21 But it's like, isn't there like a grace period that you give a dude? because I'm not friends with this person really but so they don't like get mad at you or punch you in their face and disrespect you Yeah, it's like a buffer Yeah So what is the Unspoken Buffer
Starting point is 00:18:34 More than a week When it feels right Yeah When it doesn't feel wrong So what happened was Like my ex-girlfriend My girlfriend for a long time Who I think is fantastic by the way
Starting point is 00:18:46 And I'll address that later But we were at the CMAs And I didn't see her During the whole show part you. I guess you're like 10 rows behind me, but Garth started playing. And all the listeners all the time are always like, that asked me how I know, Bobby, that's your story. You need to pay attention to that because he's like, and ask me how I know, right? So they're playing it. And I hope she's okay me telling this story. And so she starts to get emotional a bit because
Starting point is 00:19:15 she kind of associates that song with our listeners all the time saying, Bobby, you're going to screw up and then you're going to be telling some kid, ask me how I know. Oh, got it. You get out? What I'm saying? Yes, I get it. So she's a little emotional. Well, like, country artist, I read, I didn't know who it was, leaned over and was like, hey, I see you're sad over there. I can never help you out and take you know, take you somewhere.
Starting point is 00:19:37 And she was like, it was so weird because he was first, like, I was emotional and he knows. And, Amy, here it is. Wait, wait. No way. Turn the paper. No way. Like, hey, already kind of creepy, right? Hey, over here.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I mean, that is Like she goes blatantly right in front of everybody Like hit on her like as she's emotional And there's just a buffer There's like a respect rule, right? Yeah So does that mean he was just waiting? I thought it was going to be somebody like we've never had
Starting point is 00:20:05 Interaction with you know yet At this point because maybe they like literally don't know you Yeah, yeah yeah yeah Yeah, yeah and oh no no no no no No No No No
Starting point is 00:20:20 Who was it, Amy? The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. Do you ever have a question for us, and we're not talking about it? You can always ask the show. Ask the show. Ask the show. 877-Bobby. And right now, I ask the show Judy in Ohio.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Hi. Hello. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Well, I just wanted to call in and ask Amy if she's had an update about her kids yet. Okay, so every day, it's a fluid situation. Yesterday, she said the paperwork was happening yesterday. Here we are Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Amy. No update. Wow, I didn't move again, huh? I don't know. If it did, I didn't hear back and I definitely reached out and let me check. Ooh, yeah, no reply. I reached last communication was at 9.22 a.m., which was like once I have info, I'll let you know. I checked back in at 2 p.m. then again at 4 p.m.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Nothing. Do you need to fly there? Like no reply. Honestly got to take days off. I thought about it Yes, just go I like To me
Starting point is 00:21:24 Say guys Earmuffs Oh yeah Okay the lunchbox out of earmuffs Yes You're the most important part of the show Like But if you need to go and deal with that
Starting point is 00:21:33 Go deal with that We'll be okay Judy will be all right A couple days right Yeah Yeah Like if you need to go And just go
Starting point is 00:21:40 Thanks Judy Yeah Guys are good You can listen again Wow Yeah Whatever Bobby said Amy We agree
Starting point is 00:21:46 Yeah whatever I mean it's been really nice to you Yeah, y'all totally agree. Is that a thing? Do you ever think you can go? Do you need to go? Yeah. One of our listeners a long time ago told me, like, you just need to go. Like, they, a listener that adopted from Haiti, they're like, I straight up just had to go move there. And once I, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pump the break. Yeah. She stayed somewhere. She didn't, like, you know, reside there, like, buy a home or anything.
Starting point is 00:22:09 But she was like, once I went down there and was, like, really, really present and showed up everywhere every day. She's like, stuff got done and my kids came home. I'm like, oh, and times that I've gone down there. Like had FaceTime, that's when things sort of get done. Amy's adopting two kids. She's been in the process for almost five years. Let me look at flights. They live in Haiti. If you need to go for a couple days, you can go.
Starting point is 00:22:29 There are no rules here. The rule of this show is personal life always first because if your personal life's in check, then you come in and you're a better person. So take care of your business. Are you trying to say I'm a hot mess? No, I am. I'm not trying to. I am saying that.
Starting point is 00:22:43 And I said that to you, you've been off the air, but I don't want you to be that. Yeah. Okay. So that's the story. Yeah. Thanks for calling, Judy. I wish I had different... You're very welcome. I wish I had different news.
Starting point is 00:22:54 But the fact, like, the listener's support has been amazing, so thank you. Thanks, Judy. Well, I'm praying that you guys have them before Christmas. Me too. They're me the best little Christmas present ever. Where do you love in Ohio, Judy? Marion. How far is that from Toledo?
Starting point is 00:23:09 It's a while. No, I need somebody to go to this Toledo animal shelter and adopt Bobby Bones and Dog. Oh, yeah. Because Bobby Bones a dog and Lovick has been adopted. body bones dog and another by bones dog and Fort Wayne and Fort Wayne was adopted
Starting point is 00:23:24 I need Bob Bois Dog in Toledo to get up Let's get these Bobby Bones Adopted dogs All right thank you Judy And as I like to say I appreciate you I appreciate you Thank you
Starting point is 00:23:35 Sorry the news isn't better there Ask the show Ask the show How's your day yesterday? Awesome Yeah Yeah I liked that you had an awesome day
Starting point is 00:23:48 Thanks Even though the kid stuff It didn't happen. I try to just, you know, not focus on that, even though I was checking in a couple of times. It looks like it. I wasn't getting a reply, but you know, you just have to keep moving forward. You're on the air in Kansas City. Hello.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Hello. What up? Who's this? This Chris. What up, Chris? I was wondering if Eddie ever went back to high school and paid to a football game. That's a good question. So back on our show, this is probably a month ago.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Eddie went to a high school football game and took his kids. and he didn't have cash and they only took cash, so we got him for free. And he said, I'll come back and pay the next week. And did you ever go back? Man, you know what? I forgot about it. I never went back. Oh, boy. And I just got a reminder now.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Now do I just go to the office and pay him? I think that's the thing, yes. Go say you'd like to donate to the athletic department. Because, and then explain the whole thing. But you keep saying this. No. This is what you do. Eddie in general always says he's going to do stuff and he doesn't do it.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Like what else? Just life. It's not easy for me just to pick up. and drop what I'm doing with my routine to go. What do you do? What do you mean? I got stuff. Put the kids in the car and drive over there.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Yeah, you think it's that easy. They have practices and stuff. We have a regiment every day. Oh, boy. Okay. You can hear he always makes excuses. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:05 But what do you think he should do? Go back and donate to the school? Yeah, I do. Yeah, me too. He told his kids that that's what he was going to do, so I think he should follow through with it. How about your regimen being a good dad, you know? Add that into the company.
Starting point is 00:25:19 They were calling me a bad dad. In this situation, it's a bad example. Dang, okay. So break the regimen, go to school, pay them. I appreciate you calling because I forgot all about this. I did too. Our listeners will not let us get back on. They don't.
Starting point is 00:25:32 They really don't. I thought I was going to get away with this one. You have to do it before we leave for Thanksgiving break. Man, that's what? So a week. Okay. And you're looking at what? How much that cost?
Starting point is 00:25:43 I mean, it was 21, I think. So 30 bucks with interest? What? With interest? Yeah. Hey, Chris. I'm about that interest. Chris.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Yeah. You know, Eddie got a Jeep, and so Eddie has a Jeep, and I have a Jeep, and our Wichita Webgirl Morgan, number two, has a Jeep. And so we all have Jeeps, and Eddie's Jeep is, like, the wimpiest. Did you know that? I didn't know who's going to do. Yeah. Yeah, he's got the wimpyish.
Starting point is 00:26:07 We should all take pictures by our jeep before we leave. A little photo shoe. See which one's the manliest and the wimpiest? Wait, why is he the wimpiest? Because it's like this small, and he's got a little, this got soft top. He's got a boo-boo. You have little tires. It's a nice Jeep.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I love it. Yeah. I like it too, and I love the color of it. It's funny you say that. I actually thought I felt like really manly because it's got like big tires on it and stuff. They're not that big.
Starting point is 00:26:29 No? Listen, you're talking to the guy who's the least manly person ever. I think in the Jeep rankings, I think mine's the manliest because it's bigger and it's black and it's like hard top and it's like angry, right?
Starting point is 00:26:43 Yeah. And then our web girl, Morgan, number two, is number two. And then Eddie's, I guess the wimpiest? Yeah, Wimpeest. Chris, what do you drive? I drive a F-250.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Okay, you win. Oh, you're manliest. You're the manliest. I bet you like haul stuff too, right? Yep. Yeah, what do you hauling? Well, I haul my four-wheeler. I pull a trailer.
Starting point is 00:27:05 I hauled tractor. Remember back in the day when we had three-wheelers? Listen, Arkansas had a three-wheeler, right? And so it was, you know how those on motorcycles are now that and it's like a three-wheels? Instead of a four-wheeler, it was literally a three-wheeler with one wheel up front. And I took it out, I took it out of his garage. It was old, too. It was like made in the 70s or something.
Starting point is 00:27:26 And I crashed it into a tree. And I think I broke my wrist, but I shouldn't have taken a three-wheeled out and never told them. So you never fixed it. Never. All I did was, like, tape my wrist up for like three months. And I still get, when the weather changes, it hurts. Either broke it or, like, strained it really back. That's when I stole a three-wheeler.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Those three-wheeler, man, they were dangerous. Because they would tip over. Yes. Yeah. All right. Hey, Chris, thanks for calling, man. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Have a good day. I appreciate you, buddy. I appreciate you too. Bye. Thanks for calling, Chris. Getting a whole conversation about life. Three-wheelers were awesome
Starting point is 00:28:00 back in the day. I can't believe you basically or maybe broke your wrist and you didn't seek medical attention. I nailed a tree because I didn't do anything bad in my life.
Starting point is 00:28:10 And I was like, oh, I was told not to take the three-wheeler out because it wasn't safe. I was like 14. Yeah. Crushed into a tree. I think that's probably out shooting squirrels,
Starting point is 00:28:18 something stupid whatever Oh, last night was crazy because I'm in my bed and I wake up and I overslept and it's nine And I'm like, I just slept through the whole show And I jumped out of bed
Starting point is 00:28:35 Because I have blackout in my room Because when it's daylight later I go to bed when it's still daytime Because the hours of the show And I woke up and it was dark And I was like, it's 9 o'clock And all I thought was I let all of you down This is it
Starting point is 00:28:48 But that's what happens. I was like, I am Mr. On Time my whole life. And I was like, I let every single person on the show down. And I freaked out. My heart starts doing this. And I'm running around trying to find clothes. And it was 9 p.m. It wasn't 9 a.m.
Starting point is 00:29:04 That's the worst feeling. Gosh, that's terrible. Yeah. Because I've had this cold and this medicine. I fell asleep hard. But then I woke up like an hour later. And I thought it was 9 a.m. and I was out of my mind.
Starting point is 00:29:19 And so I didn't go to sleep for like three more hours because my heart rate was so high. But I really felt I really felt like I let all you guys down for a bit. I know. No. I wouldn't be a big deal. Stop it. You're late all the time. Yes, that's why.
Starting point is 00:29:34 And I tweeted last night. I was like, well, I guess I'm up for a while. Wow. I watched, and I want to talk about this later. Like, what are you starting to not be into as much anymore that you used to love? Because I had to make the decision. Do I watch Stranger Things 2? I'm about 5 in.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Or the newest Walking Dead. And I watched Walking Dead. And I was just like, it's losing me. And it's my favorite show. No, I haven't watched the latest. It's actually a pretty good episode. But it's losing me as like my favorite show. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:30:04 I know. So that's the thing for later. Like, what are you just like, oh, that's my thing. But you're starting to be like, hmm, it's kind of not anymore. But so I watch Walking Dead. I was freaked out. I'm almost out of cough syrup, which is good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:19 I need to be out of that stuff. But I've taken before work too sometimes because it's like that codeine. I don't even try how it works. But it affects your brain. So even though you need to cough, you don't. But I can't come in here and cough up the whole time. Or I can't sleep. When I lay down, all that stuff goes to my chest.
Starting point is 00:30:36 So you can take the cough surf that has like the tired stuff before work or you have like an AM. Have an AM kind. Yeah. I don't take, I can't take anything mind altering before work. because I do those shows end up really good which isn't good for me in the long run because I don't even remember stuff sometimes
Starting point is 00:30:54 so yeah that was that how about this? You're on the air Tanner in Alabama good morning yes I was wondering if you ever found any proof that Eddie was a three-star recruit in high school
Starting point is 00:31:07 yeah Eddie says he was a three-star football recruit in high school has zero athletic ability zero and we wouldn't even say that as an insult except for the fact that you claim you do. Hmm. Right. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, I see what you're saying. It would be like, you guys wouldn't make fun of me for not being able to dunk unless I was
Starting point is 00:31:25 like, I can dunk it like crazy. But see, you're judging me at age 38. It's like asking Magic Johnson right now. Hey, dude, dude, show me some dunks or whatever. He'd be like, dude, I can't do it. But, I mean, you can go back to the tape of me in the 80s. Oh, show his tape. Or a picture. Yeah, I texted my mom and she said she's going to look for a picture. She thinks she has one. Hey, Tanner, there is no chance. Eddie was any recruit. We don't even know that he played on a football team.
Starting point is 00:31:48 So, no, there's none. Producer Eddie has no proof. And when we get it, we'll post it, right? All right, sounds good. Appreciate you, buddy. Appreciate you, y'all. Just let go with a lie, you know? Or the dream.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Man, those were good days, dude. No, no, just let go on the lie. Just free yourself of it. Anything you want to say? No, not right now. All right, good. Bobby Boneshap. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:32:10 The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Dang, when Bobby told us. us that Blake Shelton was people's sexiest man alive, I thought, oh wow, it's already announced. It's out, but Bobby was just ahead of things. I shouldn't have, by the way, I shouldn't have said that yesterday. Oh, well, you said it yesterday
Starting point is 00:32:25 and then gossip cop has been confirming it, but the official announcement won't be until later today before the issue hits newsstands on Wednesday. Wow. I shouldn't have said anything. Oh. Because I was told, it doesn't matter who I was told by, but let me just say it was by someone who's probably
Starting point is 00:32:41 named the second year. And it was just like, I shouldn't have said. Something I'm stupid. My bad. Well, we appreciate it. Thank you for telling us. I know. Just like you has predicted correctly in years past.
Starting point is 00:32:55 I let a secret out and I'm good at not letting secrets out and I blew it. I'm sorry. Okay, well, it's likely right. But it'll hit newsstands tomorrow. Okay. With Blake all on the cover. Two days before. I love it, dude.
Starting point is 00:33:05 I know. No, no. I felt so dumb. What else? Shout out to all the country stars that showed up for country rising to raise money for the victims of the Hurricanes and the Las Vegas shootings. straight, Keith Urban, Jason Aldeen, Sam Hunt, Lady A. Chris Tableton, the list goes on.
Starting point is 00:33:20 $4 million was raised. There was one point during the show, and I hosted the show, and so I went out between I react and talked to the crowd, and there was one point where they couldn't get the stage to turn because of the turning stage. And Keith Urban was ready to come out, but they couldn't get the stage, but Keith Urban's band was waiting for him. Luckily, I know Keith Urban's band pretty well, like all the guys in the band. And so I look over, and Keith Urban's a guitar player named Danny, and I know,
Starting point is 00:33:45 those bassists and I'm like, hey dude, I gotta feel like six minutes, which is forever to be out there talking. And so I'm like, just give me the beat. And so the bass player goes, boom, but doom, boom, boom. And then, so the guitar player starts playing. And then all of a sudden, we're just freestyle the music up there. It's me and Keith Urban's band. That's what that was?
Starting point is 00:34:02 Amy, they were like, just stall. Okay. Six minutes. That's a lot of time. And so I just started making up words in front of 30,000 people with Keith Irvin's band. It was ridiculous. And I was talking to Keith last night because he's coming in tomorrow. and he was like, yeah, I had you playing a song with my band.
Starting point is 00:34:18 And I was like, is that my intro? That was funny, man. No, dude, that was me just like begging somebody to come out. But it was an awesome event. And thank you to everybody who, like, texted. Which people can still do that. So I was going to give a heads up. You can still text the word Nashville to 41010.
Starting point is 00:34:39 And, yeah. $10. $10, yeah. $410. Zero. Little Big Town played. I talked to them. I saw they were running out to their intro,
Starting point is 00:34:48 and Jimmy was already playing the mandolin as he was running out. Oh, cool. There was cool respect there because as he's running, he's already playing. A pontoon? Yeah, it was cool. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Over to Amy with the joke. The Morning Corny. Why did Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? Why did Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll. That was the morning, gordony. Anybody? No.
Starting point is 00:35:37 What? Amy, you didn't even laugh. Yeah. What? Nah. No. Like, we're good. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Lunchbox, you got it tomorrow, buddy. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amy lost the morning corny Only because You basically told why did the chicken cross the road No I didn't I have never heard that
Starting point is 00:35:59 And we felt that way All of us were like ooh Not even good for Amy terms Pretty bad So because of that tomorrow lunch It's not a he gets to keep it But tomorrow one day only Lunchbox gets it
Starting point is 00:36:09 Unless I crush it It's like I learn my lesson I can crush it And then everybody would be like Whoa give it jump another day Could Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:36:15 Get ready for it You definitely could Ask the show Ask the show The show. Heather, Fort Myers. Hello. Hello.
Starting point is 00:36:24 What's happening? Not much. Bobby, I was actually calling because I haven't heard anything about your dog. How is he doing? He's okay. My dog is 14 years old. He is terminally ill. He has blood cancer.
Starting point is 00:36:37 And so, excuse me, I take him to chemo every three weeks. He only gets five sessions because of his weight. And that's it. He can have no more after that. And, you know, chemo with dogs, they don't lose their hair. They actually are pretty good with it. Like, of the four that he's had, he's only been sick after it once. His last session is next week.
Starting point is 00:37:01 After that, you know, I don't know. The chemo has been able to hold the cancer back as it's been happening, but they've told me that it's not going to be a permanent thing. So they gave him six months to live about three months ago. And I feel like he's going to outlive that next three months. And I don't want to jinx myself. I feel like he's got probably four or five months. him, but he doesn't know he's sick, and so he's
Starting point is 00:37:23 honoring and good. So, yeah. I mean, me, I struggle a bit, but he's good, and I appreciate you asking, but he's actually, he sleeps a lot, but he's good. Oh, that's great. I have dogs myself and my kids, I think they would die if something happened to him. Well, I appreciate you thinking about me and calling the show and asking that question. Yeah, she heard it on the radio and she asked me that call and find out how the dog was because she hadn't heard anything. Well, tell her I said thank you. Actually, tell her I said, I appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:37:53 We appreciate you. All right. Bye-bye. Yeah, so that's it. I posted a picture of him sleeping. He likes to sleep. Oh, my goodness, that picture. Well, he built pillow forts and then lived...
Starting point is 00:38:03 My dog built a pillow fort and then moved into it, basically. On my Instagram, you can see it. If you go over to Mr. Bobby Bones and you'll see it. You know the jam right now? Come on. Nyhorn almost came in this morning, but his bus had to leave early because they played a town line. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Yeah. That's just a jam. I don't care what kind of music you like. That's just a jam. So these are the songs, if you're a psychopath, you like these songs. Oh, boy. Here you go, number one. Eminem, lose yourself.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Uh-oh. What? It's because of the beats, the artist, the message, all of this. One shot. One opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. That's number one. One moment. I think we all like this song, right?
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yes. So, we're all psychopathic. You know, kind of, wait. His palms is... Another one is... Justin Bieber, what do you mean? This is kind of a jam, too. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:40:06 It's like, something angry. Do something angry. What do you mean? And the final one is no diggity. Yeah. You know what? These are psychopaths songs. I like the play.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Most psychopaths listen to these three songs right here. They're like rap and pop They had psychopaths listen to 260 songs And these were the songs that the people that were died You know psychopaths love Your street drops the verse Shutting down
Starting point is 00:40:39 Good love Here are the songs that the people that were like As normal as could be like though Like non-psychopaths Ready? The way would we No idea I feel like this should be reversed
Starting point is 00:40:50 I know you feel like it's some dude sitting in a basement with a record player Yes The wayward wind Yeah, that's my Gogi Grant, The Wayward Wind I don't know. How about this one?
Starting point is 00:41:05 My Sharona? This is supposed to be normal, people. My Sharona. Nothing one. Let's see you. And then finally. This is Amy? No.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Dyer straight. It's money for nothing. You know, you get your money for nothing in you. Chicks for free. Yeah. You know the song? Can't say that I do.
Starting point is 00:41:34 It's a jam, maybe. You know what Mark Nauphler is? Nope. Maybe a music lesson for you. Sorry, strike it out. That's all right. I guess the rodists? Oh, no, these are the ones that make you normal.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Yeah, you're normal. Listen to this, though. You'll recognize it when the guitar part comes on. These are normal person songs. When it goes, Dant. But this is before us, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:55 This is Eddie's more about. No, no, before me, too. Don't start. Back when you were in high school, this is my future. I was probably boring. He wants his MTV? Yeah
Starting point is 00:42:07 By the way, Keith they've ever been in tomorrow at 720 This song is six-minute Ray put up a six-minute version of this I guess where he just sings I want my MTV for six minutes All right everybody just chill Sit back You have the guy's MTV already
Starting point is 00:42:23 He wants it I really feel like this is totally reversed Yeah but once it kicks in No no no you'll know the song Here you go That's a nine minutes Here it here it Here you go.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Oh my God. Drum solipers? Electric drums too. What is happening? I don't know. It's coming. You know this? No.
Starting point is 00:43:01 You're a psycho. Wow. Psychopath. Yeah. You have nothing. And my chicks for free. Yeah. That ain't.
Starting point is 00:43:16 That's the way we do. Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free. Yeah. Look at that. And yo-yo's, that's the way you do it. Don't tell me time. They can't remember if said go to break because of time? Ray put in a six-minute song, and they're telling me time.
Starting point is 00:43:32 I recognize it now. I'll go to break whenever I want. After a six-minute song? Start it over. Let's play it again. Yeah, yeah, here. For everybody out there... Some dire straits.
Starting point is 00:43:42 I'm done. I'm out. About a third of married women have done this in the last year. Husbands don't know. You're not going to get it. Amy, what do you have? Lied about shopping. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:43:57 I bet you're not. than that. Wouldn't you bet more than that? Yeah. I guess so. Only a third, yeah. Whoopsie. Do you lie to your husband about shopping?
Starting point is 00:44:06 Or do you just, is omission a lie? Oh, yeah. I mean, maybe I just don't really say anything about it. Or if he's asked, like, if I've done any shopping, I may, like, indicate as though it wasn't that much. Yeah. You play it down a little bit? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Lunchbox? It's easy. Snoop through that phone. Pretty good. Producer Eddie? Yeah, plastic surgery. Plastic surgery. For sure.
Starting point is 00:44:31 That's the most ridiculous answer. Why? You think a third of married women got plastic surgery with their husband? It's only a third, dude. It's not that much. That's a lot. Oh, it's not it.
Starting point is 00:44:40 What if it's more along the lines of Eddie's thing, but it's like Botox? Yeah, that's the same thing. Botox is not plastic surgery, pump the brakes. Kristen? Kristen? In Louisiana? Oh, we lost her. She hung up.
Starting point is 00:44:54 It was Botox. When you said that. That's not the answer, but when you said that. that was her guess. That's why you shouldn't guess for your extra. So Botox is still not the answer. Maybe, but now you'll never know. Oh, I never know.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Yeah, right. What is it? The answers throw away their clothes. That was my second one. Oh, yeah, or a giveaway. Yeah, I've donated without him knowing. Not cool. Donated.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Amy makes it. Or, like, one time I had all his t-shirts turned into a blanket. And what did you do with the blanket? We have it. It's a t-shirt blanket. It's amazing. It's so soft. But at least it's not taking up space.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Like high school t-shirts, got to go. On to the blanket. That's a cool idea. You've got a bunch of blankets in a shed somewhere so he doesn't wear them. Stove top stuffing is selling expandable waste Thanksgiving pants. So you can eat, look good, and they have to unbutton when you're done. Yes. They're selling them at Thanksgiving dinnerpants.com.
Starting point is 00:45:53 $20 free shipping. This is not commercial, by the way. Man, I eat so much on Thanksgiving that I usually hate myself for three days. That's a long time. Yeah, it's just, and I do it every year. I don't learn my lesson. It's like kid touch dope, kid don't touch dope, no more, because that hurts. Bobby eat Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:46:14 He hates himself that he doesn't get next year. You try to unbutton your pants for relief, but they're too tight. You're trapped. Stop the frustration and the embarrassment. The solution is here. Here, introducing stove top Thanksgiving dinner pants. This is the stuff Thanksgiving is made of, and the perfect way to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner in comfort and style.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Stovop Thanksgiving dinner pants with their non-patented stuff and stretch waistband allow you to eat in comfort. There you go, boys. That's amazing. Tomorrow morning at this time, Keith Darvern will be in. I bet he sleeps pretty. Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:47:01 You know? It's like he legit woke up like this. He's like, and he wakes up probably like this. It's a new day. He probably doesn't struggle with a sling. No. Man. I need to talk to him about something too.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Remember when I thought I was getting played and I thought I had been scammed? Wait, what? Remember we did this thing? Yeah. It had to do with Keith Urban. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I need to talk. When he comes in, I'm going to ask him if I was scammed or not, because it had to do with him.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Okay, got you. Do you know what it is? I'll ask him tomorrow. Okay. We'll save it till then. Ray has presented me two songs. He said sound very similar. You know everybody's suing everybody about when songs sound similar?
Starting point is 00:47:41 Yeah. Okay. So we all know Dustin Lynch where it's at. Right? Yeah. And then here is the new one from Chris Young called She's Got Away. You heard this, Ray? Well, yes.
Starting point is 00:48:07 He copied him. I don't know who wrote what song. I don't even know if Chris Young wrote that song. You copied it. I'd never heard this before. Let me listen again. Justin Lynch. Chris Young.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Boy, those, mm-mm. Those are pretty, I mean, they're right on. What you think? Lawsuit, yes or no, Amy. No. Amy says no. Launchbox. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Launchbox says yes. Produce ready. It could make it to court. Oh, we say yes. Yeah. I say no. Really? I do.
Starting point is 00:48:52 I say no. It's similar, but a lot of things are similar. Everything, everything is similar. I'd never heard the two There's something there There's definitely something there Yeah but no That's a good call though
Starting point is 00:49:06 I always like that I like that bit Just a gates Yeah like that bit We throw a lawsuit around We call someone a copycat Yeah yeah yeah By the way
Starting point is 00:49:17 So where's lunchbox's video Where he was gonna go And try to be Oh yeah where is it Live on the beach Oh yeah Cancun for life His job yesterday was to make
Starting point is 00:49:25 A 60 second video Because they were offering you 10 grand a month to go live on the beach. For six months. And test out all the stuff in Cancun. Yeah, like life would be great. So where's the video?
Starting point is 00:49:34 There is no video. No one would help me. What do you mean to help you? We have an iPhone. Well, yeah, but you need help filming. Like, you can't just take a selfie of yourself the whole time. It's just my face. You've got to show yourself doing something.
Starting point is 00:49:46 And I had no cooperation. No one was willing to help. And so I was unable to finish the video. One, that's a real loser mentality to not do something because no one will help you. Oh, dang. You went straight. No, it is. I mean, if it were me and I would figure out a way to do it, or I would say, hey, grab my phone.
Starting point is 00:50:02 And, I mean, that's a loser mentality. Ken? I've tried to eliminate the word can't for my vocabulary, period. You know, I don't curse it all. I haven't cursed in two years. I'm really working on as a discipline to eliminate, just eliminate the word can't because I do feel like it, it makes my brain think different ways. So I try to not say I can't do things. Even though there are times where it could be really hard, and maybe it will not be accomplished, but I try to eliminate can't.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Okay. And so that's just something I'm working out. So if you hear me say that, you can always call me out on it. I will. I do a can't jar. You owe me $100 every time you say it. Whoa, they're debt collector, $100. You can't afford that or what?
Starting point is 00:50:42 So why didn't Eddie shoot it? Like, it was a show bit, so he should have shot it. No, no, no. Eddie doesn't want to help me when I need help. But he wants me to, oh, here are you doing an email. We do this. Wait, y'all got like golfing yesterday. You said yesterday.
Starting point is 00:50:56 I don't, that's not my job to do that. No, if he was just doing it like for his own personal benefit. Like if it's a show bit, you're the show. I'm the dude. You're the show. Yeah. So what happened. Yeah, you guys like golfing.
Starting point is 00:51:08 But that's what I'm saying. I ask him, hey, can you up? No, no. That would have been great. Like, y'all are out on the course, live in life. Like lunchbox could have been like, hey, Cancun. I'm sure there's golf courses there. Do a little video.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Yeah, if it's a show bit, you're missing the point. Guys, lunchbox, his excuse, he can't do anything by himself. everything he does he needs help with always. Not always. Not always. I don't have a camera. Lunch is really upset about this, by the way. I don't have a tripod. I don't have anything to sit. You don't need a tripod in 1920s. Okay, quickly, Bobby, with the talking.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Here, this is it. Who's in the wrong? I don't get it. It was a show bit. Yeah. Eddie should have shot it if they had put aside time. If Flankfox's doing it for himself trying to get a job, that's on him. Thank you. I'm so confused.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Yesterday we said that this was not my job. If he were just doing it for like real life But I said hey make a 60 second video Bring it in, we'd see it I feel vindicated You would have it tomorrow It's by this time tomorrow Yes, I can't wait
Starting point is 00:52:05 I'm being doing some awesome stuff No great Oh my goodness This is gonna be hours of work for me now Lunch you got Oh my Wait but Eddie it's your job It is your job
Starting point is 00:52:15 Yeah okay Here we go There we go Bobby BOMbs Everybody We're transmitting across America This is a Bobby Bonds show When you mix people being crazy and having too much money,
Starting point is 00:52:33 you get them paying $50,000 to clone their dogs after they... Yeah, it's sad. This Baxter is a poodle, nine-month-old, but it's a clone. Here. Viagin has been cloning livestock for more than 15 years. They've cloned thousands of cattle, more than 250 horses, and thousands of pigs and sheep, too. Then, two years ago, they started doing pets.
Starting point is 00:52:58 I would have probably never thought about cloning a pet 10 years ago. I was a livestock world. And now my biggest regret was we had one dog that we connected to, and I'd love to bring it back. Now you can. The dog that you're going to clone is not going to be a Frankenstein. It's just a normal dog like any other dog. You'd never know by looking at him that he's a clone puppy. Okay, let me just talk about this for a second.
Starting point is 00:53:18 I am someone right now is going through a rough time with my dog. 14 years old has blood cancer, three or four months left to live. If I were to clone my dog, it's not the same. same dog. That's not this. Just go get another dog. If you want a dog, go adopt another dog. 50 grand.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I know you love your dog. Yeah. And I know there's pain and you're trying to fill that void in your heart. But that's not the same dog. And cloning is a whole different thing that's weird to me. Like it's science and I listen. But it's like not the same. It's not for a dog.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Like what I clone an extra Amy some days when she's like, Maybe. When I'm a what? When you're like, you know, having rough days. So you would clone me, wrong? Yeah, bring in, I get to pick the Amy. Bring him good Amy, please. But for a dog, I just...
Starting point is 00:54:08 Okay. But I would know it's not the same. But the listeners wouldn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny. I wish we could do the same with you. Don't worry. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Whatever. The scientists in Siberia have found a perfectly preserved 50,000-year-old lion. And it's frozen in ice. And they think they can bring it back to life. I love it. they want to bring it back to life by extracting its DNA, just like Jurassic Park.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Yes. And sort of a clone. Because it was alive when I went down. Here's the thing, too, about people going, you know, I want to freeze my body for science. And I'm all for if that can happen and you come back later on. That's a cute idea. But here's a problem with it.
Starting point is 00:54:46 You have to be frozen alive. You can't be dead and then come back. You're already dead. That would suck. If not, you just already be dead. You just be like, hey, once I'm dead, freaks it up. No, you got to choose before you die. Like, stick me in.
Starting point is 00:55:00 No one wants to be frozen a lot. No. So that dog thing makes me sad because it's just people that are like, I want my same dog. It's not the same dog. Yeah, they want to hold on. 50,000. Got to let go. I like to say something real quick.
Starting point is 00:55:15 You know, on yesterday's show, Amy was talking about this job. Read the job again. Okay. Because you go to a beach and they pay you 10 grand a month to just like try things out. Tourism website, cancun.com, is looking for it. next Cancun Experience Officer. This person will pay $10,000 a month to sit on the beach,
Starting point is 00:55:32 go on jungle adventures, check out the city's hotels, nightclubs, and restaurants. $10,000 a month. For six months. To party. Yeah, $60,000 to like, yeah, check out restaurants and clubs.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Now, I told lunchbox, hey, you know, make a video, bring it in today. And, you know, Eddie is the video. It was a bit. I'm reversing my decision here because lunch just has a bad attitude about him not being able to do things. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Wow. So Lunchbox, you are in charge of doing your video and bringing in it tomorrow. And I think even I may say that yesterday now that I think back about it because he was so like, Eddie's got to help me do it. If you want to go take this job yourself,
Starting point is 00:56:11 you have to do it yourself. You do understand that you need someone to shoot a video. I don't have video capabilities. All I have is my phone. It's just going to be my face. You're not going to be able to see anything else. I'm just going to talk to the camera for 60 seconds.
Starting point is 00:56:23 That's not a very good video. I would think of a way. way to make that different. Eddie, you're free. Thanks, I'm saying. I'm on reverse course. I apologize. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:56:31 You don't need to apologize. Because it is a show bit, but even yesterday he started doing this. Where he's like, I can't do it. I don't understand. Eddie helps you with videos. Why can't he help me? That's what I'm asking. I'm asking for his help.
Starting point is 00:56:43 That's what I'm saying. If you want to ask him. Eddie, would you like to help me? You could come visit me in Cancun and stay at one of these nice hotels. $10,000 a month for this guy to party in Cancun he wants me to do his video. And I told him, he can move off and do it. He doesn't get paid from this job.
Starting point is 00:57:00 But he can take a break. But he can take a sabbatical. And there's like a 75% chance he has his job when he comes back. Oh, that's high. 75%? Yeah, that's high. Well, because Raymond, our producer has long been told that he's next up. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Even by our boss, Rod, he's like, oh, Raymond could definitely fill that spot. Dang. So it's like 75% shot. Which I'm not worried about because he couldn't fill this spot, but that's okay. So would you like to help? I'll think about it Yeah, I'll take a little cash I'll think about it
Starting point is 00:57:27 No cash I don't even have the job yet I can't be paying you You already get paid by this job You're investing Isn't that how it works You guys are difficult to work with They have these meatballs with hooks in them
Starting point is 00:57:40 Have you seen these? They're passing out to animals No That's not cool No, it's terrible What are they doing They've made meatballs And they're stuffing fish hooks with them
Starting point is 00:57:48 And they put them Some idiot kids They put them in a Florida dog park And so when pet owners Go on they take their dogs No that's so wrong they're found with small fish hooks
Starting point is 00:57:58 the deputy says the meatball what? Juvie. I put them in like adult jail Yeah I make them here's the meatballs
Starting point is 00:58:06 Yeah chew on that Eat this meatball What's wrong with people man Yeah luckily They caught them They don't know who's eating All the meatballs obviously But they could
Starting point is 00:58:16 Yeah The One of the dogs had a cut mouth Because of the hook in it I know I know Now you can't even eat meat meat ball in a park. That's one of my favorite things to go do.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Just go walk around the park and eat me balls. I can't even do that now. I just count that out. Our web girl, Morgan number two, when you saw Gone Girl right at home, is that what it was? Yeah, Gone Girl. It's the book and Ben Affleck was in it. You know what gets crazy if you seen it?
Starting point is 00:58:42 Oh, yeah. And you left and thought, holy crap, that's crazy. Yeah, I got done watching it and I was like, what did I just watch? The fact that that even happened blew my mind. Yeah, it's one of those where you're like, never know. I guess you may be close to somebody, but you never know.
Starting point is 00:58:59 So I started to think, what's the movie that you saw where you left the theater and you're like, because there were two for me. One, didn't change my perspective on life. I just left the theater and was like, what the crap just happened? And that was six cents when I was really young. Oh, yes. Oh, I left Sixth Sense Theater. And I was like, I don't even know what happened with the last two hours.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Like, am I even alive? You know, it's one of those things. But the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. probably one of my favorite movies. And that's the one where it's like, you know, would you erase a bad memory if you could, but did the bad memory make you to who you are now? Like, that was one of those, but I still think about it. Like, that movie, and some people hate it.
Starting point is 00:59:36 That movie makes me just, like, think deep in my heart. And that was a Jim Carrey movie. But that Truman Show with Jim Carrey, too. I never saw that one. But it's like the world, you never know. Yeah, but Eternal, I'm going to go, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Change My Life. Amy, the movie that you were like, man like I didn't like it but Matrix
Starting point is 00:59:57 oh it's so good oh yeah and you can choose like do you really want to know what's happening to you yeah because we're living in the Matrix right now like do we really want to know how the government's monitoring us through our computers and TVs and phones or do we just want to live like we live like little sheep and just live our life thinking we have control
Starting point is 01:00:13 and really we don't maybe if I went back and watch the Matrix now like I watched it in the theaters and that was years and years ago and I just really wasn't that into it but it, now the concept seems interesting. Maybe if I watched it now, I'd like it. What pill are you going to take?
Starting point is 01:00:30 I know. We've all chosen to take the pill that we're just like sheep, by the way. Huh? Yeah, we've all chosen to, because, Amy, we live at home with all this stuff with monitoring everything we're doing. Otherwise, we'd get off the grid and live in the woods, and nobody would watch us. Yeah. We've chosen. That's what we've chosen. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Right now I'm okay. As long as I can get on Twitter, I'm good. Lodgewax. Inception. Oh. Oh, man. I got done with that movie I was just like what just happened
Starting point is 01:00:54 Like that was I mean I'm like that's weird and crazy And I don't know If I even can can grasp What was just happening in that movie Congrats Eddie Oh mine's Dear Zachary
Starting point is 01:01:08 And that's like I wasn't in the theater But after I watched Dear Zachary Dude I got in the shower And I cried for 30 minutes Don't watch Jerry Zachary Do not But watch it though
Starting point is 01:01:17 Because it's really good But don't watch it You have to know what we're talking about But don't watch it Seriously it's so so good but don't watch it It's one of the best documentaries I've ever seen
Starting point is 01:01:25 but do not watch it Did you watch it because I told you to? You told me to watch it I'm sorry about that but I'm glad you did Dude I'm so glad I watched it because now I know but do not watch it But don't you wish you wouldn't have?
Starting point is 01:01:35 Yes Yes but I'm glad you did Yeah thank you It is the most disturbing thing You will ever watch Do not watch Dear Zachary on Netflix But watch it Yeah because it's good
Starting point is 01:01:45 Alex in Arkansas Hi hey Go ahead what movie for you The movie Safe Haven What's that? It's written based off of a Nicholas Sparks book, I think But it's the wife or the friend who she's friends with She moves out into the woods and she's friends with her as a whole
Starting point is 01:02:04 And then she ends up being a ghost of the Oh, the ghost always gets me when it's like the whole time Yeah It's like the boy that she starts talking to or dating or whatever It ends up being his ex-wife, the ghost of I don't ruin the movie Come on! Come on.
Starting point is 01:02:24 What are you thinking? I appreciate you there. Talking about movies where you saw the movie and you were like, whoa, after you finished. And for me, it was Eternal Sunshine, whatever that's called. Because I was just like, man, why did I change a bad memory if I could? Or does that bad memory and experience make me who I am today? Morgan number two, our web girl saw Gone Girl. And you watch that movie and you're like, I don't even know who I'm with.
Starting point is 01:02:53 Like, why don't even know what the people I'm capable of? Like, crazy. So Kristen and Tennessee, thank you for calling. Yeah, hey, how are you? Good. What do you think about this? I think, I've been there, done that. Like, when you're sitting in a theater and you're watching this movie,
Starting point is 01:03:09 you're like, I don't know, I have no idea of it's going to wrap up. And then the end comes, and your mind's blown. And so that movie for me was Law-abiding Citizen with Gerard Butler. Yeah, and so I don't know how that ends, but is it like a, drama it's kind of yeah a little bit of everything it's one of those
Starting point is 01:03:30 it's better the second time around like Napoleon Dynamite first time I saw Napoleon Dynamite I was like what was that crap it's good second time I was like that's a jam genius
Starting point is 01:03:40 so funny yeah so much well thank you I appreciate the call first time I watched that piece of crap Napoleon Dynamite I was like what did I waste my money on about the fifth time I'm like, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Yeah, the 20th time is good, too. And then... It's funny. And kids don't even know. Like, I wonder, Morgan No. 2, our web girl, you're 24. Are you familiar with Napoleon Dynamite? Yeah, I am. Okay, do you know, like, the quotes is...
Starting point is 01:04:06 God. Yes. Okay. Oh, yeah. We like dance to that in middle school, so it's great. Middle school. That's okay, though. That's how old she was.
Starting point is 01:04:13 I know. That's weird. It makes me feel old. Well, you are old, Eddie. You're the oldest one in the room. Charlie, hello. Yeah, hey, I'm a big way off base here. It's not really surprised, but the movie I saw that got caught up in the moment was the original Rocky.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Yeah, why so? Because we've in the theater. The whole group, the whole theater stood up and just started cheering like they had a real price fight. Yeah, that's how you know the movie gets them. Because I've been to some of those movies where people cheer at the end. I'm not a big movie cheerer, but I like it whenever a piece of art grabs and makes someone do something emotionally outward. And that's what it is. It's like art making you physically react.
Starting point is 01:04:54 And that's rare. But no, that's cool. That's a good thank you, Charlie, for that story. I appreciate that. You back. Have a good day. What's your favorite song on the radio right now? Because I think the radio's cool.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Like, by radio, people all the time. Hey, what's the radio to me isn't just what comes to the transmitter to the card. It's like phone, computer. But like new stuff that's on. Like you're flipping around, like new stuff that's out right now. What's your favorite song on the radio? Amy. Female.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Keith Urban. Yeah, it's a jam. He'll be in tomorrow, by the way. I got to ask him, because he'll be in a couple days early. And I was like, hey, you know who are the females singing on it? And one's the writer, Nicole Gilein. And one is Nicole Kidman. But I can't separate the females on there, which one's who?
Starting point is 01:05:47 I can't tell either. Who's who? Yeah, we've got to break this down. It's cool. Because I haven't heard even any news stories that that Nicole Kidman's on the track, right? Have you guys read that anyway? No, I only have heard it from you.
Starting point is 01:05:57 Is it real? I don't know. Maybe he's lying to me. But he did tell me that. Huh, interesting. Favorite song out right now, lunchbox? Fix a drink. That's good.
Starting point is 01:06:09 That'll be number one this week. Oh, good. I'm pretty sure, yeah. I can get you smiling. I can make you feel like you're sitting on an island. I can make you fruity. I can make it strong. That's a jam.
Starting point is 01:06:20 All you got to do is tell me what you want. That dude, Chris Jansen came and he opened for The Raging Idiots, and he does this thing by himself where he plays by himself, just solo. He has a band, but he's with us if he was playing solo. He has a guitar, the big round drum, the bass drum. He plays the bass drum, the guitar, the harmonica, and has a keyboard beside him. All at the same time. It's unbelievable.
Starting point is 01:06:42 It sounds like a whole band. It was like when Ed Shearin loops or when Lindsay loops, you know how they can make all that stuff. but he was just like playing everything at once. Like in the 40s when you say got in the street with all those instruments at once? Yes. Crazy. That Christianson guy. Eddie coming over to you.
Starting point is 01:06:58 What do you like right now? Unforgetable Thomas Wreck. There. Go read and you were drinking. I felt like Thomas Wreck got jipped out of having a multi-week number one. Because this is a jam. It should have been two, three, four weeks. Like our format's going to kill itself.
Starting point is 01:07:14 I hope you're wrong. No, it's not. We're running right into a brick wall. We're not letting songs live long enough, and we throw them away. Yeah, that's a good one. Who, um, did somebody pick Slow Hand? Or is that just up here? Oh, Morgan number two did?
Starting point is 01:07:32 Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I want you, baby, slow, slow hands. Like sweat dripping out, not dead, and no, no chance that I'm leaving here without you open or stopping those. Come on, that's a good one right there. What songs have I been streaming? Oh, I've been kind of down, so I was streaming like Cole Play,
Starting point is 01:08:06 Russia Blood to the head, that whole album. It's good stuff. It's so good. The new Sir Roosevelt stuff, which is the Zach Brown side project. Have you listened to that? The new stuff is good. It could even be country.
Starting point is 01:08:17 They're like, it's his EDM side project. He put out a song that was EDM and it was number one country song. Yeah. A Vichy one, right? Yeah. I think it was Avici. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:27 Is this new stuff sad? No, that's why I just saw, listening to it. Is that new Sir Roosevelt in? It may not even be in the system, Ray. Do you even know it's Zach Brown's new project?
Starting point is 01:08:39 See if it is. Because my song right now is this one? Oh, Lanco. When Greatest Love Story comes on, just turn it up and sing it. Yeah, I'm going to play it. Favorite song right now,
Starting point is 01:08:51 Lanko, greatest love story. They said I was nothing but a troublemaker never up to no good. How are you feeling about colorful Christmas trees? Or they have to be green? What do you mean colorful? Like lights?
Starting point is 01:09:07 I mean the lights? I like the trees. Oh, I like green trees. Would you have like a red one or? No, I do. I've done white. It's where you frock it? Flock.
Starting point is 01:09:16 No, frock. Is it flock? Oh, boy. I've called it flock my whole life. I don't. I hope I'm right. I do Christmas trees. I don't decorate in my house. Oh, you don't at all.
Starting point is 01:09:25 When I had a girlfriend last year, she did. The only rule was she had to clean it up too. And then I end up help clean up because I'm pretty cool. Yeah, and I'd like to, it's flock. So, Amy, just probably your speech impediment there kicked in. I even had a flocked Christmas tree last year. I'm sure I went to the Christmas trees dude and was like, can you flock that for me? Well, some people are getting their favorite NFL teams as trees.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Oh, okay. If you're a Titans fan, you get light blue. If you're Dallas Cowboy fan, you get silver and blue. I mean, yeah. But would you do that or is that not Christmas? Not for me. I'm not doing it. A prosecutor loses their job after an U.S.
Starting point is 01:10:00 Uber meltdown. Uh-oh. Yeah, so someone had been drinking and she became angry and she started slapping them on the shoulder and then they started fighting like in the car.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Like Uber drivers are at risk too. They are. Everybody's at risk. Everyone. You know, I think that I wish there was some kind of app or something you'd add to your phone that let Uber drivers know
Starting point is 01:10:26 which one you were. Because I know the Uber drivers have the U on the car but let's say I'm sitting on the corner. Because I was in California a bunch over Friday, and I'd order Uber's all day. And there was like 30 people out there, and they don't know who to get to. Like, if I had, like, a little green light
Starting point is 01:10:40 that I could hold up on the phone or a red light. Let them know this is you. Yes. The same way I know it's them because I can see their license plate or they're you. They need to know which is me and they can pull up to me. Good call.
Starting point is 01:10:51 But they didn't. Maybe they'll listen to this segment and start that up. Uber in general? Oh, let me invent that. You're not inventing. anything. So, anyway, can you imagine driving Uber and the person starts pounding you from behind?
Starting point is 01:11:06 No, dude, that's crazy. And Lunchbox likes to sit in the front seat of Uber. Absolutely. That's so weird. Every time I get in, front seat it is. Raymond, our producer drives Uber. Are you still trying to make money or no? Come again? What are you listening to? The song. Are you still driving Uber? Yeah, I'm still driving you crazy?
Starting point is 01:11:26 Do you drive yesterday? No, I haven't, I've taken about a week off. You've only been driving for a week period. Yeah, are you crazy? No, I have my sister in town and my girl and me have been hanging out, doing some quality time. So you can't Uber with them? Like, just flipping on while you're...
Starting point is 01:11:39 You got it. If you say that you have a passenger vehicle of five, you can't have somebody just riding a shotgun. Oh, you can't Uber with a buddy. I guess that'd be creepy if I picked you up and a buddy with your phone. Can't do that, man. That'd be scary. That'd be really scary.
Starting point is 01:11:52 It'd be really scary. All right. Sorry, Ray's putting in that Sir Roosevelt song right now. All right, sorry about that, but. Yeah, yeah. What are you taking that from? Spotify? Are you?
Starting point is 01:12:01 It's not on like... Well, no, it's not on like our... It's like downloadable? No, it's not. I can't find it anywhere. What are we supposed to do? Nothing. I wanted to play it Thursday, but they were like,
Starting point is 01:12:13 you can't play it. You can't expose people to it. Yeah, I hate what people don't let us do what we want to do. I know. All we want to do is to make our own rules. Come on. Why?
Starting point is 01:12:22 Why can't people... So now we're having, like, steal stuff? We've admitted it. To be fair, I pay for an account. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah. That's true. I have all the accounts.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Apple. Oh, my goodness. Spotify. I are all access. I'm about to go broke just in music. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So the average person will go to more than one Thanksgiving dinner this year. Is anybody here doing more than one?
Starting point is 01:12:47 We're average. I'll be lucky if I get one. Well, you're having a Friendsgiving dinner, which about a quarter of people will do something like that. Friendsgiving. No, it's too much food, too. Lots of food. You have to fake it. Maybe you just swing by.
Starting point is 01:13:00 and I don't, yeah, I'm never done two in a day. The average amount of people at a Thanksgiving dinner is about nine to ten. Well, I guess so. So far, mine's two, just Mike D and I. You're just so not average. Yeah, you guys aren't average. I'm like so excited for Thanksgiving. I can't wait.
Starting point is 01:13:19 Really? Yeah. Nobody else? Because it just means we're like that much close. I'm excited about the turkey bowl. Yeah, I love like sweet potatoes, like candy. I mean, like turkey ball is a football game of playing. Not an actual.
Starting point is 01:13:30 literal bowl of turkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And every year we get a little older. Is that flag football? It is, but it turns into being a little rough. Oh, yeah. Okay, there's this 35-year-old guy, and he's decided to live every day like it's 1946. I don't know why he chose that year in particular, but, I mean, he gives up everything,
Starting point is 01:13:49 like smartphone, Facebook, TV. Even his house is decorated as it would be in the 40s, and he dresses like it's 1940s, too. No, it's not cool. No, that's not cool. Why? So, was he also eating things? foods were only available in the 40s?
Starting point is 01:14:02 The only getting medicine that was only available in the 40s? Yes, he's decided to live every day like that, which means, I mean, maybe he could I don't know, I think about when my dad was born. My dad was born in 1941, he tells me about life back on the farm. He's guys an idiot. That sounds cool to me. It's because there weren't options. Oh.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Oh, my grandma was a chicken farmer, and to this day, my dad struggles with chicken because I guess they ate a lot of chicken and watermelon. I like the era I grew up in. You know, some people were like, ah, I grew up in the wrong era. I thought the 90s are pretty cool Okay, if you had to choose one era to live like For the rest of your life, which era would you choose? I liked to, well listen, we all grew up
Starting point is 01:14:38 And like that's the music that we most identify with But I feel like in the 90s I got Garth and Tim I got Snoop and Tupac And also I got Nirvana Like I got three humongous genres Because I live my life through music I got three monster genres
Starting point is 01:14:54 And even the very beginning of the boy bands So I got What more could you ask for Musically than the 90s? Because the 80s You know The 80s were cool Because you're the Beastie Boys
Starting point is 01:15:07 And Michael Jackson And And hair Yeah but Yeah but not really Not really Yeah Not really
Starting point is 01:15:15 I would just go with that In my era The 90s I think the 90s Fantastic So we'd get like Grunge Bobby for life Flannel
Starting point is 01:15:21 I switched it though Because I went Ranglers Again to MC Hammer Pants Oh Oh, so you would be like, depending on the day, like every day you'd be like. Not every day, but every couple years it switched up.
Starting point is 01:15:34 Yeah. The 90s were awesome. Ropers to Doc Martins. There you go. That was me. I wore Rocky Mountains and then my hammer pants. Okay, well, Starbucks drinks are out like the holiday version ones and people just get obsessed with them. But just heads up, like a grande, peppermint mocha frappuccino can equal.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Seven crispy cream glazed donuts, calorically. We have no idea the liquid calories we're taking it when we're doing it. And so you just need to think about it. Like, would you probably be like, oh my goodness, I would never sit down and eat seven donuts. No, I would. But I'll order a grande, peppermint mocha frappuccino. Yeah. I went to Starbucks early, early, early this morning.
Starting point is 01:16:16 What did you get? How many donuts? No, I got no donuts. I try to, what I got this morning was a tall, dirty chai latte almond milk with two shots of espresso. because I struggled last night with sleep. And then I also got the protein box with the grapes and apples and the eggs, the hard-boiled eggs. That's what I came. I'm a little chubby right now.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Well, good news because Starbucks says they've cut the sugar in their Christmas drinks by 33%. Not drinking Christmas drinks. Well, a lot of people do. So I'm just heads up. You've got to think about it. Like Bobby said, I don't think some of us realize how many calories were drinking. And liquid. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:51 All right. Yeah. And lastly, love this story. girls make boys smarter. Boom. No, no, no, you make it dumb. Like, because we don't think of their heads. Nope.
Starting point is 01:17:01 We're like, okay, actually, I'm glad you asked me this problem. First, four times the square root, pretty girl. Wee. You want the real research? I just gave it to you. No. Boys get better grades when their girls, when their classes have more girls in them because girls concentrate better in class
Starting point is 01:17:22 and they're more motivated to like read and do things. and it has a positive influence on the boys. Now, whether they're trying to be like, oh, I want to impress that girl, she's over there reading, I should go read. I don't know. But they say that there is a correlation there. And girls make boys smile.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Terrible study. Why? Because I know guys. Bobby's studies better. But sometimes don't you do things because you want to impress a girl and it makes you like be better. Like wouldn't you want to do better in school
Starting point is 01:17:46 because if there's more girls in your class, you're more impressive to them? What I wanted to do is do better in school because later in life, I would have an education and that would be, would work hard, and they would be like, dang, look at this guy running a company, or look at this guy, you know, making a bunch of money. So, like, based on the...
Starting point is 01:18:02 But then, no. I was the biggest nerd in the world. They beat up. My girls. Like, they got all the girls. Like, right now. Bigs losers. Would you say that you'd be their boss?
Starting point is 01:18:12 Oh. They're a huge losers. Probably right. You know? I really have no idea. I just said it. I made myself feel good. I have no idea.
Starting point is 01:18:20 But I don't know them. We should look them up. Anybody cool from high school doesn't have anything to do with me? Because they didn't then, and I don't, now, I don't keep in touch. I'd be so curious of, like, who was like, because you weren't. Who was, like, the cool guy at your school? Yeah. Like, senior year, like, who was the stud?
Starting point is 01:18:37 And, like, where is he now? He's probably bald right now. Yeah, was he running the show? What's he doing now? Yeah, yeah. Like, is he on LinkedIn? Let's find him. I'm not even on LinkedIn.
Starting point is 01:18:46 I'm not linking with anybody. Is that it? I've resorted to LinkedIn sometimes when I'm scoping out guys for my single girlfriends, just check out there. Is that like when someone's like, I'm just going to look at Tinder, even though I'm in a relationship? Yeah, yeah. And it's like, you know, when I'm scoping out guys with my other friends? On LinkedIn.
Starting point is 01:19:02 Yeah, hey. No, I have one friend. She's really successful. Like, we need to find her a guy like that has the same qualification. So I've resorted to LinkedIn. Okay. I'm Amy and that's my pile. All right.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Amy's got, by the way, before we hit this, she has some things she'd like to try out. It's because she hasn't found her. Yeah, I don't even really know if I like, I'm Amy and that's my pile. So here we go. Go ahead. Try something that's out. Go ahead. I'm Amy and I just drop my pile on you. What? That's not bad. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:19:36 I'm Amy and you can quote me on that. Go ahead. I'm Amy and that's all I got to say about that. Okay. Forrest Gump. I'm Amy and lives like a box of chocolate. That's all I got to say about that. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:19:52 I'm Amy and you heard it here first Oh no that's not really true Why? Go ahead I'm Amy and I have nothing else to say That's kind of pretty good I like that one except for I do Yeah but that's pretty good one though
Starting point is 01:20:06 Go ahead give me two more I'm Amy and those are my stories Generic that's just yeah I'm Amy and those are words Okay I'm Amy and that's a wrap No I do the one though where you are like Hey I'm Amy and that's this stuff I get to say
Starting point is 01:20:21 Whatever it is else to say? When we liked, yeah. Okay. I'm Amy and I've nothing else to say. That was Amy's pile of stories. That's okay. Feels good.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Yeah. You don't like, quote me? We'll try, no. You don't like drop my pile on you? That's very good. That's my favorite. Okay, that's why you shouldn't do it. You heard of here first.
Starting point is 01:20:40 Yeah, I know. So Sir Roosevelt is Zach Brown Band, and it's his side project. Listen to this jam. You ain't even trying. But everything stops when you walk in the room. Tell me how you do it. You made me want to fall just looking at you. The sound of your voice and the touch of your skin,
Starting point is 01:21:08 sending chills up my spine, the taste of your lips and the spell of your kiss. I can't deny. There's something about you, you, and only the things that you do. I try to put my finger on the piss. Just something about it. I like it. I like it.
Starting point is 01:21:45 I like it. Now, stay in a way that you're looking in me, you don't even know it. But only see what you're doing me. The sound of your voice and the touch of your skin, sending chills up my spine, the taste of your lips and the spell of your kiss,
Starting point is 01:22:05 I can't deny. There's something about you. Come to this. Just something about you. Something about you. There's no one. Cool. That's Sir Roosevelt. But Sir Roosevelt is Zach Brown.
Starting point is 01:22:37 So is it just Zach or the whole band? I believe it's Zach and somebody else. Okay. But it's not the whole band. Sounds really cool. Yeah. So that, and I guess it's not a country song, except it's Zach Brown. But it's like this BB Rex of Florida Georgia Line song.
Starting point is 01:22:50 It's not a country song, but it sounds like a country song. And it's the jam, too. Meant to Be? Like, this is a good song. Relax kick your pretty feet up on my dash No need to go nowhere fast Let's enjoy right here where we are Who knows where this road is supposed to lay
Starting point is 01:23:15 Nothing but time As long as you ride here next to me Everything's gonna be if it's meant to be So won't you ride with me, ride with me But my heart's been hurt a couple times by a couple guys that didn't dream you right I ain't gonna lie I'm tired of the fake love
Starting point is 01:24:04 show me what you made up boy make me believe girl don't you know you're beautiful and it's easy to see if it's meant to be if it's meant to be it'll be so won't you ride so come on ride
Starting point is 01:24:40 so come on ride what you want But he was meant to be It'll be Baby Jeff is meant to be I mean, come on, that's good Yeah I mean, it's just a jam
Starting point is 01:25:37 That's a jam We like jams And a jam a day we'll play This is a Bobby Bones All right thanks to Lee Bryce who came by today You can listen to that performance Just go to
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Starting point is 01:26:00 Tucker Bethard. Lots of artists stopping by this week. I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Today, I got to go talk to the old head shrinker. All right for the show, I go pour my heart and soul, and then have to pay him. Yeah. That's been good for you, though. So I'll go to the old head shrinker today. I have a work dinner tonight.
Starting point is 01:26:22 You do? Yeah. Oh. I just haven't had like a, I haven't made up taking breath in a while. Yeah, but you like that. Yeah, but I haven't taken breath in a while. Not even a breath. I like to be able to breathe something.
Starting point is 01:26:32 And I've been sick, too. I think that's been part of it too. Probably. At the same time. So I got that tonight. At least, is it somewhere good? Like, you know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Honest to goodness. Your treat or whoever else's? I hope it's too of me ever else's. It's usually my treat. Because even if it's not, I'll be like, let me pay. Oh. But I don't know. It's probably cranky tomorrow, so it'd be a good show.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm in fired up. What are you doing today? Anything? I don't know. Just life, trying to get your kids? Yeah, I also. spend some time finageling that.
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