The Bobby Bones Show - Country Song or Bumper Sticker? + Someone's Height is in Question + Disney Movie Songs
Episode Date: December 28, 2021Bobby reads off titles of country songs and bumper stickers as the studio guesses which one it is. Someone on the show has their height questioned after a man has surgery to be taller. Survivor style ...- can you name which Disney movie this song is from? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's happening, friends?
Morning, studio.
Morning.
I saw the story about these kayaks.
that were almost eaten by the whale.
Do you see it?
No.
Two kayakers had a close call
when they ended up in a whale's mouth.
Oh.
And the pictures here,
the well's mouth's wide open
and they're right in the middle of it.
Wow.
And a well is massive.
It happened in California.
Two women were enjoying a relaxing kayak trip
when suddenly a humpback well
broke through the water
and put the kayak in its mouth.
No way.
I'm watching it right now.
The well came up and just put it in its mouth.
It could have easily went straight Jonah on them.
Jonah and the whale
And then to what?
How did they get out?
What happened?
So pretty much the whales only feed on krill and sardines.
So they were like...
Yeah, what's this?
Both women were uninjured, but I'm telling you, traumatic.
Yeah.
I'm watching it now.
The well goes up and like almost closes mouth on it and the last minute it's like,
nah, not for me.
And spits it out.
It's like sometimes on 80 pieces of chocolate and I go,
and there's peanut butter in it.
And I have like half of it.
I'm like, boom.
It's a Bobby Bone show live performance.
David Lee Murphy.
Everything's going to be all right.
But she rattled the ass in my plastic cup.
I said yes, man, fill her up.
Tell me some good that I don't know.
Because this world's been kicking my behind.
Life I ain't been a friend of mine.
And lately I've been feeling kind of love.
And she looked back over his shoulder
And pointed at the sign
Hanging up on the wall
That said
Everything's going to be all right
Everything's going to be
All right
And nobody's got to worry about nothing
Don't go hitting that panic
But it ain't near as bad as you
Everything's going to be all right.
David Lee Murphy, come on.
This guy's 5'11.
He paid $75,000 for surgery to be taller.
Did it work?
Well, yes.
Well, I'll tell you what happened.
But for $75,000, how much taller do you think he should get?
Oh, he's 511, 6, 2?
I still feel like it's hard to do that.
that. He should go MBA height. Well, I was thinking
too, 5-11 guy paid $75,000
and he jumped up
two inches. Oh my God. So that's what,
6-1? Yeah, yes.
Thank you. Sorry, I'm just
slow on math here. But you guys, think how
hard it is to make someone taller. What do they do?
Insert a vertebrae? I'm glad you asked.
Alfonso Flores,
28 from Dallas, said he wanted to be taller.
His family and friends said,
don't do it. But he persevered
under the care of an orthopedic surgeon.
he at his new height
says I love it but they had to
break his bones
and do leg lengthening surgeries
for two inches
I thought also too
couldn't you like stuff your feet
I don't know
like cut the bottom of your
foot and then stick cotton in there
out of well I mean I'm sure it's more
listen for that just put a lift in your shoes
right or how you'd have to cut anything
well I know but I guess you could be tall all the time
but it makes me think
For whatever, I don't know what disease my grandma had,
but she did have to have all the bones removed from her feet,
and they stuffed them with something.
Tissue, I'm not sure.
But it just seems to me you could make your feet taller.
For $75,000, you need to be $6.4.
I don't care what height you started at.
But I'm looking at a picture of him.
He does like happier.
Are short guys that, like, upset about their...
But 5-11 isn't short.
Let's ask one.
Hey, Ray.
Ray, Mundo, our audio producer, how tall are you?
5-7.
He's 5-6.
Tell the truth.
On my ID, and I measure up against.
It's Amy and she's 5.7.
No, no, I'm 5.6.
We measured you. You're 5, 6.
I'm guaranteed. I'm taller than her.
Okay, all right.
But no, no, no. It's very easy to be sure.
You get used to it. It's not a big deal.
But you just lied about how tall you were because you were so...
I was literally measured by a person that does IDs.
But, Bobby, you're tall and you kind of...
They don't measure you.
They don't measure you. You write down what you want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do I have a tape measure?
Here.
Let's go.
Can I clarify it's not Ray being uncomfortable.
This is a guy thing.
because you go up an inch as well.
Who?
You do.
You say an inch of all.
No, I don't.
I say six foot.
My ID says 6-1.
I don't.
If you ask me,
I checked.
Why did your ID say 6-1?
Because I had shoes on
when I measured.
Thought they didn't measure you at the...
They don't.
They just write down what you want.
See?
My point is.
Oh, my point is.
Is Ray's shoes off?
Skuba?
Taking them off and my pants.
No.
They have a, he has a tape measure in the studio.
Watch out for that.
He's got three inches hair up there too.
He's got his hair up high.
I would say he's about five, five and a half.
You're five five five?
He's five six.
Wow. Five five?
That's little.
Yeah.
As you get older, do you think of shrinking?
Maybe so.
He could be.
Sometimes you're spying.
If it's out of alignment, you just go down a little bit.
No an orthopedic surgeon, Ray, that can help you grow two inches.
I'm really not worried.
Bieber's short as well.
There's a lot of great short dudes.
How tall is Bieber?
I'm already Googling.
Yeah, please look it up.
Like 5-9, 5-10, huh?
5-9?
Yeah.
He's got 4 inches on you, Ray.
Dang, Ray's 5-5.
Oh, boy.
That's okay.
That's okay.
There's guys listening right now that are 5-4.
That's not the point.
The point is he was screaming he was 5-7.
Then we measure him.
He's 5-5.
Here's some voicemails we got over the weekend, number one.
Hey, I just had a question.
I am in the military.
My boyfriend and I both are.
But once he gets back from deployment, we're looking to live together.
We're both officers in the Marine Corps, and I'm sure Amy could maybe give some more guidance on this.
What would you like to know before you move in together with a significant other?
I think you learn everything while you're together more so than,
what you need to know before you actually do it.
Unless you're fully in,
you kind of don't know the quirks of the person.
But you, I mean, I assume they've been apart.
I was in a long-distance relationship
until we were quarantined.
And that was like, whoa, it's a big change.
She was coming and we're spending time together.
But once you're together 72 hours straight,
then it's like a real life thing.
What do you need to know?
Nothing.
You'll learn it all when he gets there.
I think you just have to know
if in your gut
that's what you feel like
is the next best move
then your people are constantly
growing and evolving
and different things
are going to come out
but as the military life
what you need to know
is his life is not his own
that's a good point too
I didn't think about the military part of it
but they're both officers
okay she is too
yeah oh well then you know how it is
yeah okay all good I say
if you want to do it go to it
and learn while you're together the only thing I would advise
like hey if you're allergic to
dogs and he's got a dog.
You need to know that.
Any physical.
But otherwise, you're going to learn everything together.
And just learn how to communicate.
I don't know if either of you, if you're not effective communicators,
try to make that a priority from day one because you're going to need to do that.
And I think if you're both officers in the military, hopefully you can.
But professional and personal is very different.
All right.
Number two.
Hey, Bobby.
Morning video.
Just curious, if you guys are driving at night or early in the morning or your guys is way to work,
If somebody has their brights on behind you, what are you doing that situation?
Every day on my morning community, I guarantee I get at least maybe one or two guys behind me.
They just ride down the road behind me with their brights on.
Like, what would you do?
I tap the brakes.
Yeah, right?
And that's what, as a trucker to get my CDL?
Oh, yeah, tell us.
If you're about to slow down, you tap your brakes for many things to let people know.
I feel like that's the universal communicator for the people behind you.
Tap the brakes.
Or hazards.
And if that doesn't work, stick your head out the window and first give them the pinky.
And slowly work your way to the middle.
What would you do?
So hazards are supposed to tell the people behind you that they're brights.
Not hazards.
Not no, not hazards.
You just said hazards.
Or, I mean, that would be secondary.
But I think the first is just tap your brakes.
Oh, I would think they would think, oh, why are they trying to break a little bit?
Well, that's right.
And then they're just like, wait, this is not just about breaking.
What would I do?
I just get over and let them pass me.
So then they're not behind me.
May not be, you know, double lane.
Oh, true.
If it is, let them go, obviously.
or have a flashlight in the passenger seat and turn it around at them.
Shes spotlight.
Shine it back at their head.
Here's voice about number three.
Morning studio.
I think I just spotted a celebrity in St. George, Utah.
I was driving and I saw a car that said lunchbox on it.
And there's only one lunchbox in the world.
So is lunchbox in St. George, Utah?
Unfortunately, I'm not in St. George, Utah.
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but someone is an impersonator and they just want to be me.
All right.
And finally.
Hi, Bobby. Morning Studio.
The Tuesday before Thanksgiving, Bobby left me a beautiful tweet telling me that I am consistently the nicest commenter on all the posts.
I just want to wish you all very happy and healthy new year.
Take care and have a great day.
Thanks, Bonnie.
I do know who that is.
Oh, I know, Bonnie.
Yeah.
Every morning.
And I hit her up and I'm like, hey, if this is a bot, great bot.
But if you're a real person, you're the nicest because most people aren't consistently that nice on social media.
And she has.
So I hit her up and was like, hey, thank you very much.
All right, there you go.
Those are your voicemails.
Appreciate you guys for listening.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Yeah, it's something good.
Willie McCoy, he works the drive-thru at the Wendy's on Route 33 in Hamilton, New Jersey.
He's been doing it since 1998, and that's when they gave him the headset speaker,
and he sings to every customer that comes by.
He's been doing it since back then.
People love it.
Everyone in town knows Willie, but now he's got a Facebook page that he started,
and now the whole world can get to know Willie.
And here's a clip from that Facebook page.
I may I take your order?
Can I get a number nine large with a di-d-do?
Well, proper, you'd be your sauce?
Uh, please.
Will Coke be your drink?
Can I get a dye, Dr. Pepper?
Well, that can bleak your order.
Yes.
979.
Come on, Willie.
When did he start doing that?
Willie's been doing that since 1998.
Man, what if you're sick or not in the best mood?
I feel like he just pushes through.
He started this, and I think he just does it,
even though he doesn't feel well some days.
We need more Willie.
I think you're right.
That's awesome.
That is what it's all about.
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All right, here's the question.
When you take a shower,
do you look toward the shower head
or do you look away from the shower head, like at the back wall?
Both.
No, but if you have to pick one, this is the dumb debate of the day.
Do you look at the shower head or away from it?
I guess if I have to pick, I look at it.
Me too, right?
You guys?
Oh, no, no, this is easy.
I look away.
I don't like the water hitting my chest at all.
I'd rather hit my back.
I've done this my whole life.
So you get in and look at the back wall?
Okay, so I turn it on, right?
And the water in the bottom goes or whatever.
and then when I turn the shower on by picking that button up,
I turn around as fast as I can
because I don't want that hitting my chest.
Dang, Eddie, that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So when you soap up your chest, how do you rinse it off?
Oh, then I have to do it, but that's later, later, later.
And I'll turn and get my, from my back in it and do what Eddie does the other way.
But I thought we just all lay out and looked at the shower.
No.
I tell you, Kailen has a lufa.
We're sharing showers now because we flooded out.
She flooded her shower in the guest room.
So she has this glove lupa thing.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen that.
I don't think I'm supposed to use it.
No, you're not.
I'm not?
No.
Why?
Because it's on her, it's for her body.
Did you use it?
It's great.
Ew.
But they're going to get married, Amy.
Your body, her body.
Same thing.
I don't care.
I've been married for 14 years and never shared a lufa.
Ever.
But you don't know that.
No, I know.
We have our own separate lufas.
In fact, now my husband would be mad.
I said he has a lupa, but they're different colors and they're in different parts of the shower.
It's very massive.
He's made of sandpaper, by the way, yeah.
So, no, no, no, no.
And it's a glove.
So you put that on and put it on your body all over?
Yeah, scratch it.
It's got like a scratchy thing and it expoliates.
Have you told her that you're using it?
Oh, this is like using someone's toothbrush.
She did that with me once.
This is payback?
Yeah, kind of.
I'm, this, that's not cool.
I didn't know it wasn't cool.
I don't think it was a thing.
That's weird that you didn't think it was a thing.
That's like all over your body.
But if like, if there's like a washcloth.
skin and it was in there or soap you rub the soap on you share the soap
oh that's how i don't understand how people use bars of soap if i mean i get it and sometimes
we do but i will if i have to use a bar of soap and i don't know what else has happened with it
i run it underwater and i clean it you watch the soap yes i let the layers of the soap
wash away before then i use the soap lunchbox which side do you watch first oh i definitely
face the back wall because I don't like Eddie said the chest I don't like the water spray
me in the face like and so I sit there and I put the soap on and then I turn around wash off
and then turn back around put the face wash on turn around you face the back wall makes the shower
so much easier and enjoyable I don't get sprayed in the face and I look at the shower it comes down
like in my chest yeah I guess it just depends your positioning what's the first body part
on the count of three said the first body part you wash when you get in the shower ready one two
three underarm body wow armpits yeah I'm sure straight to the only
armpits. First thing. Like, why? That's so weird. To me, it's the vulnerable stinky part.
Arm pits and butt. You know? Oh, so you go butt second? We don't. That's quick, dude.
This is too much detail right now. No, we want people to know us. No, we're good. We're humans too.
prick us. We bleed. Yeah, I know. Let's bring Haley on. Hello, Haley. How are you?
Oh, I'm absolutely wonderful. How are you? Doing pretty good. I'm thankful that you're listening. I'm thankful that you called into the show. And now,
I want to give you a chance to win in a game called Never Gonna Get It.
So, you're going to pick a member of the show here that you think will get this impossible question right.
And we call it Never Gonna Get It because I don't think anyone's ever going to get it.
You're never going to get it.
Up for grabs for you, Haley, is a gas gift card.
Ooh, a $50 marathon gift card.
For the show member, if you win, I'm going to give you $20 in cash.
Oh, okay, now I'm paying attention.
I like it now, man.
I'm going to ask the question first, Haley, okay?
to a recent survey, more than 90% of us don't remember the last time we cleaned this household
item.
What is it?
According to a recent survey, more than 90% of us do not remember the last time we cleaned
this household item.
What is it?
Can I say something?
Yeah.
I already got it.
You know it for sure?
That quick.
Oh, that's easy one, right?
I mean, it's only one or two things.
No, I have like several things in my head.
Ray Morgan, everybody can jump in
She can have an option of everybody
Never gonna get it
Everybody have their answer?
Yes
Haley, you can choose Amy
My co-host
Lunchbox
Co-host
Eddie co-host
Video Producer
Morgan number two
Digital editor
Digital machine runner
Digital content
There you go
Ray Mundo producer
You
Haley who would you like
I won't know with Amy because I feel like she's my twin
But the fact that Eddie said he knew it right off of that
I feel like he's I think he's got it
So I'm gonna go with Eddie
I will also add
Oh you're gonna add after she picked you
I'll also add that I don't think I've ever won this game
Ever and I'll also add that that's just how Eddie is with everything
According to recent survey more than 90% of us don't remember the last time we cleaned this
Eddie what's your answer
That is the oven bones
Okay now that's Eddie's answer Hela you can
Stay with him or I'll let you leave him if you want.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
I don't really like oven because I don't feel like anybody ever thinks the oven.
But maybe that's the point.
Right.
Okay.
No, I'm going with Amy.
I'll go with Amy.
Okay, well, Eddie, your answer of the oven.
Wait, don't say if it's right or wrong.
Well, why don't let him do it?
Does anyone else have oven?
Well, yeah, because I have oven.
Oh, no.
She switched to me.
So it's destiny.
Okay, then I'll let her, hey, you can move off Amy if you just don't think it's oven.
Yeah.
Heyley.
Sorry.
Sorry.
But what if it is oven?
I mean, who cleans the oven?
I know.
Well, that's why it's like you don't remember the last time you did it.
I actually do, but.
Okay, bragger.
Okay.
With your cleaning flex, we get it.
Why do you have to clean the oven?
It was on like a moveout checklist.
I had to clean the oven.
But I don't know.
I get, no, okay, fine.
Go with Morgan.
Whatever.
Wow.
Wow.
Okay.
You left the same.
It was like that.
If you said oven.
If you said oven.
you are wrong.
Oh, good. Glad you moved off from us. Good job.
Okay, Morgan.
You know what? Let's make it interesting.
Haley, you can have either any of the three show members or none if nobody gets it.
You can pick.
Wow.
If any of the three get it, you win the money.
Or if none of them get it, you win the money.
Which one do you have?
Okay, I'm going to go with none.
Wow, she doesn't believe in any of us.
She believes in nothing.
She went from two people, third person, and then she still says,
says rain luncher garbage.
All right.
And Morgan.
It's hard.
Okay, I hope you run out of gas today because you're not going to have money to put it in the car.
90% of us don't remember the last time we cleaned it.
Morgan, what do you have?
I have two, but I'm going with shower curtain.
What was your other one?
Pillow.
Okay.
Both are incorrect.
Dang.
Wow, wow, wow.
Haley's still in the money here.
Lunchbox.
Well, I had, I have two, but I scratched one out.
I had microwaves and said, and I went with the fridge.
No one ever cleans the fridge.
What?
You're disgusting.
The microwave gets cleaned often and your fridge should surely gets cleaned out, right?
You check expiration days?
No, no, no.
It gets cleaned out.
That means you clean it.
That doesn't mean you clean it.
You don't wipe it down.
I cleaned it last year.
Does anybody just switch your lunchbox's house being like really dirty?
Okay.
Those are both wrong.
Lunchbox is like your sheets.
Your clothes.
Underware.
Vacuuming.
Ray Mooned out. That was that bad answer.
Our audio producer, you are, she wants you to miss it.
She went on the don't pass line.
Ray's good at this game, though.
Ray, what do you have?
Everybody touches it right before they go to bed.
I put TV remote.
He's right.
Oh, yeah, that can be that.
He's right.
Or a light switch.
Oh, do I want to let Haley hop it back in?
Yes, that's right.
You pick no one, but you can switch over and pick Ray if you want.
The TV remote.
That's right.
I mean, who cleans that?
I've never cleaned it.
Haley, if you go to Ray, he has to get it right.
Okay, if you stay where you are, if he gets it wrong, you win.
Fine, I'll go with Ray.
Uh-oh.
No, he got it right.
That's right.
That's right.
Because you do those studies about the hotel room and about it being the dirtiest thing in the hotel room,
and you always say TV remote.
We're not talking about hotel rooms.
I know, but so that translates to the house that no one cleans it because it's so dirty.
So, Ray is right.
You don't think about how it is.
I didn't go to Harvard.
I could have, but.
You've got to do deductive reasoning.
What's the question again, Bones?
90% of us don't remember the last time we clean this household item.
Yep.
It's not a remote.
Sidebed between you two?
Yeah.
Me and Lush?
I'll take that it's not.
And he says that it is.
I'll take that.
Eddie, why are you so firm that it's not the remote?
Because it's like no one cleans the remote.
No one.
Do you understand the question, Eddie?
I clean my remote.
What do you guys bet, 20 bucks to each other?
Yeah, I did 20.
You want 20?
20 bucks.
20.
Bobby, you clean yours, I'm sure.
No chance.
Bobby does three times a day probably.
I understand.
I understand Bobby cleans every.
everything, but the remote, the channel changer is one thing you don't clean.
But they don't remember the last time.
That's different than they never.
The answer is.
The vacuum cleaner.
Pay me, my friend.
Pay me.
Don't question it now.
Why would you clean a vacuum cleaner?
It's dirt.
It's in the house.
It cleans.
Oh, no, no, you have to clean it.
What?
Where?
What do you clean on the vacuum cleaner?
The handle of the outside.
I don't know, I don't guess you.
I'm like, oh.
Because you have to empty it out.
Yeah, maybe that's it.
But no, you have to, it'll explode.
Haley.
I don't understand.
I should have stuck with no one.
You should have stuck with no one.
Everyone loses.
Lunchbox loses.
Haley loses.
I feel like I lost a good 10 minutes on this segment.
Well, no, I feel like people learn they need to go home and clean their remote and their vacuum cleaner.
Haley, here's the deal I'm going to make you.
We'll call you back in the next day or two and we'll play again and give you another shot, okay?
Sounds awesome.
All right.
We appreciate you listening.
I can't give it to you.
That's against my attorney's looking at me right now going you can't give it if he said you weren't.
That's also a lie.
I don't have an attorney in here.
But the bosses do tell me that.
So I'm going to get you another shot to win coming up soon, okay?
Okay, perfect.
Thank you.
There she is.
Haley.
She picked the right.
She just jumped off on them.
All right.
Pay me lunch.
Pay him.
There you go.
That's never going to get it.
Nobody wins.
Only Eddie won.
I did.
I'm the only winner.
Somehow.
Legit.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So I have the best country songs of the 2010s, the top five ranked.
Weird once you start to have to separate 2000 and 2010s.
I don't know the difference myself.
2010s, huh?
Yep.
Where would I start?
Lee Bryce, I drive your truck.
Ooh, that's a big one.
Was that on the list?
Nope.
Okay.
It might be in the top 10.
It's not in the top five.
Okay.
Top number five.
Jake Owen, Bearfoot, Blue, G-9.
That's 2011, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
A little before us.
Yeah, a little before us.
Okay, what else?
Darius Rucker, Wagon Wheel from 2013.
Huge.
Do you know the history of this song?
The old show Medicine Pro.
Almost.
So Bob Dylan wrote part of it.
It was never on a record.
It was on like a random demo.
Catch from Old Crow Medicine Show.
Which I know him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A couple of horses down from you.
A couple houses down from you.
Back in the whole west.
Yeah.
Houses.
He wrote the rest of it.
Cut it was a hit for them.
Then Darius said, I'd like to cover that.
It was a massive hit for him.
So it was a Bob Dylan kind of song, not released or anything.
Catch found it.
Old Crow cut it.
Darius cut it.
There you go.
There we have it.
In it number three is Luke Combs' Hurricane 2016.
Two?
Luke Combs, when it rains, it pours, 2017.
He has better songs than this one, in my opinion.
but early on when these two came out it was a big deal oh no every song of his has been a massive deal and the number one song tell me what year it was
2015 hmm it has Luke brian drink a beer or uh that's my kind of night in a way you're kind of warm
it's christi Tennessee whiskey yep uh okay wow which by the way the history of this song is it was written by and you may look this up
David Allen Coe
Really?
George Jones covered it
Okay
Chris Stapleton covered it
I may have missed the first writing
Mike Dill let me know who wrote that one
I'm gonna be
It's somebody
Go ahead
Dean Dillon
Who else wrote it
Did he ever cover it
Who covered it?
Maybe he covered it at one point
Or maybe just an idiot
I don't know
Originally recorded yes
Bye David Allen Coe
Oh here we go
Originally recorded by David Allen Coe
Then it was gone
Thank God
I'm sweating
He was in there somewhere
I was like, oh, no, did I make that up?
That's pretty cool.
There you go.
What else you got?
So a woman is concerned because her sister is still breastfeeding her six-year-old son,
who also still uses a bottle and a pacifier.
So she took it to Reddit.
Yeah, which is where you take all your real problems.
Because she approached her sister about it, and now her sister's mad.
So she's like, am I in the wrong here for trying to tell her at family gatherings?
It's awkward when it's like, got to go breastfeed my six-year-old.
Or should I just not talk about it?
Study for seventh grade and come get your booby.
Yeah, what does he do at school?
Oh, my goodness.
The answer is, it's not your business.
People can breastfeed however long they want to.
It might be weird to you, but it's not your business.
Right.
Even if it is your sister, keep your opinion.
You don't have to say anything to her about it.
And then just quickly I want to know if you were able to peek into your own future, would you do it?
No.
Because if I peek and it's all black, that means I'm dead.
Yeah.
I think about that all the time.
No way.
If you can guarantee that I'm going to be alive and healthy, I would peek ahead.
a little bit. But I like to, I believe
I get to make the choices that affect, influence
my life. That's true. And if I peek ahead, then I
realize I don't. And then that removes all power
from me. In my mind, that's how I live my life. And that's
not good for you. I don't, I don't believe in predestination.
I believe we make choices, and I don't want that. So no, I wouldn't.
Just 1% of those who participated in this research
said they would want to know. So it seems
like you're in the majority. Yeah,
I think most of us are sane. And if we, okay,
let me look ahead of year and all it is black.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Now, I don't want to see. Take it back.
Take it back.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Peyton and Brian are six-year-old twin brothers.
They were down in Orlando on vacation.
They're at the hotel swimming pool when this mom and her little toddler come to the pool.
Well, the mom goes to put the towels on the chair and the toddler jumps in the deep end not knowing how to swim.
He's struggling to stay afloat.
The six-year-old twins jump into the pool and save the toddler.
Wow.
Six-year-old lifeguards.
Amazing.
That's cool.
What's the deal with the toddler?
Listen, I don't have a toddler.
And Eddie says they shoot off like crazy.
They just run.
Run.
And they mined their own so they can do whatever they want.
If you're at a pool, like, do you hear this and go, oh, mom, you got to like, no.
Yeah.
Or do you go, that's just the nature of the toddler?
I mean, you have to keep your eyes on your toddler at all times.
And especially by a pool, yeah, she shouldn't have turned around them.
What about leashes on kids?
No, I'm serious.
Like, I know you go.
But when I hear stories like this, I go, okay, so what?
So what's, what's wrong with the leash?
No, eyes are as good as the leashes.
Like, just keep your eyes on them and they won't go anywhere.
Like, a leash is too much.
They're not a dog.
I don't know.
Too much.
Sometimes I want to leash you guys.
Sometimes at the airport, I get it.
Like, I don't have to leash my kids, but I see other kids on leashes.
And I'm like, you know, maybe they know that they have one that will go rogue every now and then.
And they just, it's better safe than sorry.
I was a big hater on leashes for a while.
Yeah.
I Instagrammed a kid on a leash with a mom.
Oh, that's right.
I didn't put the kid's face on Instagram, but I was like, look at this.
This mom's got her kid on a leash.
Mom follows me on Instagram.
Had a little word with me.
Oh, what did she say?
Don't be doing that.
Don't be putting my leased kid on Instagram.
Kind of awkward conversation there.
I was like, I was like, what, well, huh?
Didn't do that again.
No, I did not do that again.
But I'm, I don't, I'm not four leashes, but I could see in situations like this where there are dangerous things around,
that maybe you leash them around pools and fires.
I don't know about it.
Okay.
I'll think about it.
Okay, there it is.
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Amy, let's go over and do the morning corny with you.
The morning corny!
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
It's time to get a new clock.
Nice, there is.
That was the morning, corny.
On the phone right now is Katie in Des Moines.
Hello, Katie.
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
Really good.
What can I do for you?
Awesome.
Well, I would love to say morning studio.
Morning.
That's awesome.
I wanted to say that you guys always talk about Brides.
Villas on the show. And I want to know if I'm paying one or if my bridesmaids asking a funny request.
So she asked if she could bring her baby to our bachelor's party. And so I'm wondering if that's
something that I should do or if we need to figure something else out. So I'm asking for some
advice here on what I should do. By the way, the baby will be about three months. That's what I was going to
ask how old was the baby
going to be? It's Bobby Bones
world class advice
giver! You can't bring a
baby to a bachelor's party.
Right. It's like
in Sweet Home Alabama. You brought a
baby to a bar?
By the way, is the bachelor's
party in a nursery by any chance?
No.
I'm not sure on the plans yet. I don't
want to know anything, but we're
yeah, but I'm pretty sure no.
If something
happened and the baby was sick, in emergency, she had to bring the baby with her, then it's
understandable. What? What? No, then you just, you don't go. No, but let's say she's sick with like,
she has fatigue from watching cartoons all night. I don't know. You can't do it. Unless there's an
emergency situation. I don't know. You just can't do it. You can't take the baby. Yeah, no, it's just
unfortunate timing for her. At first I was thinking, is this a babysitter issue? But I'm sure it's that
because the baby's only three months and she's nervous to leave the baby with anybody else.
or maybe she doesn't have someone that she trusts.
But I don't know if, so my bachelor at party was at a friend's house and she had everything
planned there.
An option could be that y'all get a babysitter and in a separate room far away, they have someone much.
You're imagining it's at a house store.
I am.
I'm maybe going to all kinds of places.
I was just, you know, throwing it hypothetically.
I don't think, I think it's not your responsibility.
I think she's very close to you, but it's selfish of her to go and bring my three-month-old baby
because it affects the entire experience for everyone.
I agree.
And I love a baby.
But not for a bachelor's party.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, sure.
Do you love a good baby?
Why not?
I like to watch them on Instagram.
I like to hold them.
You don't like to hold them, though.
I feel like I'm going to break them.
Sorry, that's what I was picturing.
Okay.
I'm trying to drop a baby.
I don't even own that baby, and I'm going to break it.
That ain't good.
What's been the conversation, Katie, so far about this?
So, so far I talked to my bridesmaids, and they all said, like, oh, that kind of puts it on us,
too and we'll be
having to rotate watching the baby
over the weekend too so that's not fun for them
but so we did maybe an idea of doing something small
in our hometown for her and then still doing the big
weekend some other time and if she can come to
that that's great but
without the baby and I just didn't know if that was too mean
no it's not and you shouldn't have to pay the penalty
because she has a baby
you shouldn't you shouldn't be held back from anything
your friends were going to do on any scale, massive
to small. Right, and she
should understand that. Is she not
understanding? Is she being kind of weird about it?
I'm not sure. I'm not
planning it. She's been talking to my maid of honor,
which is my sister. Yeah.
You got to shut that baby down.
Yeah. I don't know.
Does anyone think the baby should be able
to go to the bachelor party? No.
I mean, making sure. Stupid. Usually there's
someone, there's a dissenting opinion, usually, we like to hear it.
Yeah, but not here. But not here.
Universally. And I just want to
reiterate what Bobby said and affirm you and the fact that like you don't this is your wedding like
your bachelorette weekend so no part of you after you go have whatever you're going to do with
your bridesmaids do you need to go back and do something in your hometown that she can go to that's
very thoughtful and kind but not necessary so i just want to make sure you know that because that's
extra stuff that you're doing for her when it's your day oh well that's very sweet of you to say thank
Thank you. We're on your team. I mean, she's not a bride zilla.
You're not, yeah. The answer is you are not a bridezilla.
It's unfortunate. Thank you. I appreciate that.
Wait, so tell me about this wedding. Who's this Joe Schmoe you're marrying?
He is a physical therapist. We've been together four years. I'm not sure what else would you like to know. I'm sorry. I just got so nervous.
I think it'd be awesome. He's a good guy, I promise.
All right, she promises. Hey, what celebrity does you look most like?
I'm five foot and he's six foot.
So there's a big height difference.
He's six foot and blonde.
I'm trying to come up with celebrity.
I've never been asked that question.
That's a good question.
I know you guys always do that.
I should have been thinking of that.
Yeah, you should have thought everything we ever asked any call or ever in the history before you came on here for sure.
Yep.
Be prepared before you call.
I know.
I should have been.
Well, I was, you know, the world-class advice giver thing that you guys would probably be doing and all that stuff.
in like the Bride Zilla thing and I didn't prepare myself for this part.
Well, okay, we're going to wrap it up on this.
You are not a Bridezilla.
This is about you.
And I know it's weird to have people do a lot of stuff that's about you.
But have fun.
No baby.
You still love the baby.
Just not for this situation.
Thank you guys so much.
I'm a huge fan of this show.
I appreciate this a lot.
All right, Katie.
I appreciate you calling.
Have a good day.
Yes, you as well.
Thank you guys.
It's Bobby Bones.
class advice giver.
Thank you.
So here's the game.
I'll read you a phrase.
You tell me if it's lyrics from a country song or a bumper sticker phrase.
That's funny.
Okay.
Okay.
So write your answer down.
If you miss one, you'll be eliminated.
Let's do you can last the longest.
Eddie, Amy, lunchbox are all playing.
For example, this is just a count.
Don't write it down.
God is great.
Beer is good.
People are crazy.
That would be.
That's a song.
Billy Hring.
That would be Billy Carrington.
People are crazy.
God is great.
Beer is good for crazy.
So for answers, do you just want song, bumper sticker?
Song or bumper sticker?
Got it.
Okay?
Here we go.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Is that from a famous country song?
Or is it a bumper sticker slogan?
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Amy?
Bumper sticker?
Eddie?
That's a bumper sticker bones.
Lunchbox?
That's a bumper sticker.
That is a bumper sticker.
Nice shot.
Almost a song.
Why?
Life is short.
Make it sweet.
What?
You match three words.
Yeah, yeah.
Old Dominion, right?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Next up.
Birds need the bees.
Ice needs whiskey.
What?
Birds need bees.
Ice needs whiskey.
Is it a bumper sticker or a country song?
Amy?
Song.
Eddie?
I'll go song.
Lunchbox?
That's a bumper sticker.
It is actually Luke Brian knocking boot.
Here you go.
Yeah, birds need bees and ice needs whiskey boys.
All right, lunchbox is eliminated there.
See you lunch.
Next up.
I ain't no high class broad.
M bumper sticker or country song.
Amy?
Song.
Eddie?
That's a song, bones.
That is Gretchen Wilson, redneck woman.
Here you go.
Okay.
Drunk man's words are sober man's thoughts.
Is that a lyric from a country song?
Or is that on a bumper sticker?
Drunk man's words or a sober man's thoughts.
Amy?
I guess a bumper sticker.
Eddie? I am not joking. My dad had this, but it was in a mug.
It's a bumper sticker.
That's true. Nice job.
Oh, really? He had that. Okay.
You know, if it weren't for trucks, we wouldn't have tailgates.
Oh, my goodness. Could go either way.
Really, with this one. It's going to be a toss-up.
Such a simple line.
I'm in.
What do you have?
Song.
Eddie?
I'm not sure.
Who sings this, but it's a song.
Hold on.
Before you say who,
I'm not sure who it is.
Hold on.
I have a genre of type of person that it is.
Say who.
The lyric goes,
If I work for trucks,
we wouldn't have tailgays.
Oh, got it.
So back in our 90s, yeah.
I met all my wives.
And traffic jams just something when we're like about a pickup man.
If you want to trucks, we wouldn't have a tailgates.
And traffic.
Damn.
Rest in peace.
We have a speed round.
Just name the song.
Wait, just name the song?
Yeah.
It's from a song.
Shooting bullets at the moon.
Wait, name the song?
Shooting bullets at the moon.
Neon moon?
Incorrect.
I'm just going to...
I just guessed.
Chattahoochee, because I don't know it.
Incorrect.
That's number seven, right?
Play that one?
Okay, okay, let's do another one.
This is a song.
If love keeps giving me lemons, I'll just mix them in my...
Amy.
Bluebird.
Bluebird is correct.
Miranda Lambert, Amy U.N.
Dang.
I love this line.
Just mix them in my drinks.
That's the only one you knew?
She quit.
She retired.
That's her favorite line.
Her one line.
And a bluebird in my heart.
Congratulations.
I do want to bring something up with Lunchbox.
So this was sent to me.
Lunchbox, you do an exterminator commercial?
Yeah.
For who?
All-American pest control.
You like them?
They're awesome.
They come to my house, bug-free.
Let me tell you, we can sit outside.
Okay, so I was sent this audio.
I haven't heard it yet, and I want to stand up for lunchbox if you guys were wrong about sending this in.
But I don't know.
Apparently, it's a termite commercial, and he doesn't say termites.
He says termites.
Yes.
Interesting.
Okay, let's hear it.
You don't think the mice are going to be like, oh, it's cold outside.
Let me go in their house and, you know, hang out in the attic.
Or you think the termites stop eating your wood because.
Yes.
I thought that.
I thought I heard termites.
Termites, this made the radio.
Yes.
So I'm driving along and I'm listening to lunchbox talk about all-American.
And I'm like, oh, you know.
Termites.
Okay, yeah.
And he's like, oh, no, there's a new insect we need to worry about or like home pest.
Termites.
But he meant termites.
But that passed inspection, if you will, on a commercial.
You know, I'm not even going to blame lunchboxes.
We all say a lot of wrong things and dumb things.
Oh, for sure, all the time.
Termites.
Like I do, but that was on the radio.
They take care of both termites and termats.
I mean, whatever I said.
What about termites?
They take care of term mates too.
So, I mean, they actually came out a couple weeks ago,
and I got no termites in my house.
It was live radio, so obviously there's no way for me to go back and check,
but I had not reheard it until just now.
And I thought, am I hearing things?
Or did my radio cut out wrong?
Or did he say termites?
Raymond, do you play it again?
You think the termites stop eating your wood?
Ugh.
I don't blame you.
That's fine. That's the thing. Not at all.
Let's go to Scoobis-Stef here. Scoobie, what happened?
So I won't say who did it, but we'll have to be more careful of that in the future.
Maybe that's how they say it also.
Termites.
Maybe it's like creole.
But yeah, it's definitely not termites. It's termites, for sure.
But it's also on the local end, too, because it goes to the local sales person,
and they listen to it also as another barrier, so they weren't paying attention.
And then the client hears it, and they weren't paying attention.
They're like, yep, termates must be a new bug of some sort.
Because the quality of control, the layers of people that do, I really rely on that.
Let me tell you.
They do a quality job.
I know all American does.
I'm talking about stuff we submit places.
I get real worried sometimes.
I get real worried sometimes.
National spots are on me and national spots are flawless every time.
Seriously, because there's an issue.
I know about it because there's a lot of money.
And so not saying there's not a lot of money locally, but there's a lot of money
in national.
And there's a lot more heads involved with the national spots.
So those, you hear those?
Those sound great.
All right.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
An auto shop owner named T.J. Crossman is about to give away a car to a person in need.
It's the fourth car that he's given away.
Every year of the last couple years, he's done this.
He's accepting nominations now.
He's been motivated to give back since he survived about with cancer 15 years ago.
And so what he does is he collects parts, old car, and then he kind of rebuilds it.
and then gives it to somebody.
Wow. Amazing.
Like over the year, he spends his time doing this.
Isn't that crazy?
That's good.
That's what I'm talking about.
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I was reading a thread on Reddit last night
where they said, hey, explain something that happened to you
that you know is true, people don't believe you.
This guy was telling a story about how he would go to his grandparents.
And every time he'd go to his grandparents,
he would see their neighbor waving at him through the window.
He just remembers it every time.
He wouldn't really go talk to the neighbor,
but the neighbor would wave at him.
Every time going in,
he'd always be sitting near the window going out.
And so for many years of his childhood,
the old next door neighbor would wave.
He'd see him, wave, go out, go home, wave.
So he said once they were leaving the house
and the neighbor was waving, and he got in the car.
And he was like,
am I ever going to meet so-and-so, the neighbor that's waving?
And they're like, the neighbor died, like two weeks ago.
He was like, no, no.
I just saw him waving.
They're like, no, you didn't.
So he was just talking about how did he really see it, or was he so used to seeing it going in and out?
And I was like, well, that's kind of creepy.
Well, then Amy tells me a story about her house.
This happened when?
Yesterday.
Go ahead.
I was standing in the kitchen and I, you know, unpacking some groceries, keeping busy.
But my every time any door in our house opens, the alarm says which door it is, back door, garage door, front door.
So I hear front door and I think, huh, I'm at the house by myself.
So I go over and the front door is wide open.
I am perplexed by this because...
Wind?
I don't know.
I still don't know.
It's a mystery.
Because, so then I'm terrified because I'm thinking someone came in and they hid themselves
somewhere.
So I don't want to be in the house alone.
So I have my phone and I want to check the cameras to see if the door
bell camera picked up anything.
But I go outside to do it in the open, wide open area where all neighbors can see me.
And I'm checking the, I see nothing on the cameras.
Mystery.
Who is in my house?
I don't know.
So then I'm like, it's probably fine to go back inside.
But when I went back inside before I felt comfortable, I yelled out that if anybody is in
my home, the police are on their way so you can get out, you know?
And you thought they would go, you got.
I mean, dang it.
No, I even went back into the kitchen and I thought I'll give them an opportunity to leave.
And nothing ever happened.
I'm really glad because I had not called the police really.
But it was weird.
I guess it was unlocked.
I guess it was wind.
But my front door is inside.
My porch is like really cover.
You like go through a walkway to get.
So wind getting in there to me is weird.
And that door is normally always locked.
I don't know who unlocked it.
Weird.
What do you think happened in your head, not your heart?
Wind.
Okay.
But in my heart at the moment, I was, I was proud of myself for being sharp with how I handled it.
I don't know if it was the right thing.
But my first thing was run outside.
Don't look at the cameras inside because then I'm trapping myself.
So to you it wasn't a ghost.
To you it was maybe a robber.
Oh, yeah.
There's never a ghost.
Until I couldn't see anything on camera.
but then I thought maybe they had a way of deceiving me with the camera.
I don't know.
I really thought someone, that's why I yelled at them when I went back in.
The only weird experience that I've ever had with a ghost-like thing.
I'm not a believer in ghosts.
Right.
I'm not going to convince you they're not real, but I haven't seen one so I can't go,
yes, they're real.
And so was once, after my grandmother passed away, who raised me,
was my adopted parent for years.
she gave me a guitar when she died
and I remember being like
all right, feel real
and the stupid guitar fell over
now it was placed up against the wall
and guitars fall all the time
when they're leaning up against a wall
and they just don't know how I feel about that still
I tell you how I feel about it
I don't think that that's her pushing over a guitar
I don't. Can't prove it wasn't
but I don't feel I feel like I probably leaned up to the dumb
guitar which reminded me to think of her
which I thought about that, then it fell over because I didn't lean it right.
Now, that's my brain.
Right, because you have the heart and the mind thing, too, like I did.
Yeah, but I remember yelling, if there's anyone in the guitar, come out, no questions asked.
Like you did.
I've called the police.
I've called the police.
All these songs will be from Disney movies.
We're going to play Survivor style, so if you miss it, you're out.
I'm going to play.
I've probably seen four Disney movies ever.
Out of a lot.
But I think I know the music, though.
Okay.
So me, Eddie, Amy, Lunchbox, ready?
Here is the first Disney song.
Okay.
Lunchbox is your first?
Man.
Ah, man, I'll go with Lion King.
I have no idea.
Eddie?
That's Lion King, Amy.
Lion King is what I have to.
All right.
Number two, which Disney movies is it from?
Lunchbox?
I put Aladdin.
Aladdin for me too. Eddie?
That's Aladdin, Bow.
Oh, no, are you out?
I'm out.
What did you put?
You know, way up here, because she's normally in the ocean and she comes up.
I put the little mermaid.
What is wrong with me?
Wow.
Wow, Amy, I'm shocked.
I beat somebody.
I'm proud of myself.
All right.
Have fun, guys.
Bye.
Amy.
All right.
Name the Disney movie.
I only know this because of the person singing it.
You know it?
I do.
I've never seen it.
I just recognized divorce.
voice. We're only going to go 3D? Yeah, I'm out then.
Lunchbox? Well, I know that's Christina Aguilera. It is Christina Aguilera.
And the only thing I can think of is Moulin Rouge, but I don't even know if that's a cartoon.
It's not a cartoon, right? Your answer is...
I have Moulon Rouge written down because I know she's in that.
Okay. Eddie? I wonder if he's got it somewhat right, but that's not what I put. I put the
princess and the frog. The answer is Moulon.
Dang it.
He was so close.
He was so close.
Gosh.
Yeah.
It's the old new line.
And I remember Christine Aguirre's singing that song.
Oh.
Because I haven't seen it.
You won the game, dude?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
Oh.
You're unbelievable.
Come on.
You got to celebrate.
Sorry.
I just trying to do a good segment.
Good job.
I have some more left of that Disney game.
Okay.
You're going to move?
No, let's do it.
Can you do it tomorrow?
This story comes us from Johnsonburg, Pennsylvania.
An elk county man was bored over the holidays.
He went walking through the town.
He's like, man, that's an old hotel, never been in there.
And you see on movies, things like light up on fire real quick.
Oh, no.
Let me go in and see if that's really real.
So he took a lighter in, lit some drapes on fire, some old mattresses.
What the?
He said he was bored, and alcohol was involved.
Oh, of course.
I wonder if the guy just loved.
fire too. What are they called? Pyromaniacs? Is that what that is? Like, who thinks? Again,
I've never been drunk, right? Yeah. But do you ever get drunk and go? You want to burn or blow
something up? No. Oh, it's not a thing? But the hotel's been abandoned for three years, so he just wanted to know
if it'd be like the movies where it went up real fast. Yeah, why not? I didn't know it was abandoned for three
years. Does that change your... A little bit. No, it doesn't. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead
story of the day. Do you want to see the most bonkers headline that I read today? Yes.
The headline says, a million bucks isn't considered a lot.
lot of money anymore. Oh, wow. What is then? What is this? Rich Guy Digest. Right. So what do we
consider her a lot now? According to an annual survey, being a millionaire doesn't mean you're rich anymore.
Instead, those who responded to the survey said it takes about 2.3 million in net worth to truly be
considered wealthy. Oh, so multi-military. Is this like trust fund weekly? Right. Who are they talking to in
this survey? What's happening? The study also found that two times more people actively respond to
lotteries and sweepstakes when the total is far greater than one million. Yeah, we're all guilty of that,
though. The reason, though, is you hear about it more. It starts to exist around you and your
periphery. People are talking about it. And you're like, oh, that seems fun. I can also be a part of
this moment event. Yeah, in history. Yeah, it's not, listen, it's not about the money, money.
But if people aren't talking about a lottery at $20 million everywhere you go, you don't think about it
that much. If they're talking about it being almost a billion dollars, every time you turn around,
you're like, oh, it's a reminder if I'm at the gas station to grab a couple tickets, you know?
So I just thought that headline was that.
I know, what's happening?
I was at the mall recently and I was kind of, you know, sometimes you think about the economy
and then at the mall there's a Gucci store and a Louis Vuitton store.
And both of those stores had lines out the door to get in.
I'm like, I guess we're doing, okay.
Two words.
Credit cards.
No, I know.
I know that a lot of people are really hurting.
It's just ironic when you think of it.
and then you go to the mall and you see the opposite.
Credit card.
They need some Dave Ramsey in their latch.
All right, that's what's up.
What's going on today, Amy?
I just have some meetings and then podcast taping, taping, recording.
What about you?
The bathroom contractors coming by today?
Oh, gosh.
From the flooded bathroom.
Eddie give you an estimate?
What?
Time estimate?
Will he?
Yeah, did he?
No, he comes by today.
Speaking of money.
Oh, boy.
Not money I want to spend.
I'd rather get a Gucci.
Jump suit.
Jeez.
Bye, everybody.
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It's a lot.
Well, now they're Simply Safe.
They have completely changed the game.
Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by action.
keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy.
You customize your system at simplysafe.com.
It ships to your door in a few days.
And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour.
No technician needed.
And it's not just a camera.
It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional
monitoring.
If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, Simply Safe's agents are on it immediately.
They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks.
Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones.
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There's no safe like SimplySafe.
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And at American military university, it can open doors for the whole family.
If you have a loved one who served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition.
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