The Bobby Bones Show - Danielle Bradbery In Studio + Secret Bank Accounts + Lunchbox Guesses Weight + Weird Places You've Fallen Asleep

Episode Date: November 29, 2017

Danielle Bradbery stops by the studio, secret bank accounts revealed, Lunchbox guesses listener's weights and weird places you've fallen asleep Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah. What up? Morning studio. Morning. Hey, Daniel Bradbury, I'll be buying just a bit. So we'll talk to her. Is she going to sing? We know.

Probably. About to find out. We're about to find out. Yeah, Daniel Bradbury about it a little bit. Hey, so New Year's resolutions are going to be a thing. And they never really are

because everybody quits on like four days in. What I've said every year for, as long as I've had a microphone in front of my face is, if you start them now, let's say you decide you want to lose 15 pounds, right? If you start now and stay focused, you will get refocused when January 1st comes back around. Okay.

If you start January 1st, You're going to lose your focus and just like every other year. Think about every resolution you've set. I think none of them happen. We're all a cycle. We're just going to cycle out of these resolutions as well. So you have to do things differently. To continue to do things the same way and expect different results is what's crazy.

So you can't do that. So get your resolution. Set it now. Start living by it. January 1st comes. Everybody's setting resolutions. You're kind of remodivated to do it again. And then it takes like 60 days.

they say to break a habit and start a new one in a row. And it also kind of fits that first half of that time frame. Anyway, just a little tip. A little, hey, pro tip from someone who's absolutely nuts. But that's what I do. When I decide what I want to do, I go now, crush it hard. And about the time I start to get tired of it, it's January 1st. I'm like, ooh.

Remotivated. Time to re-resolute. You know what I mean? Good advice, always. Nah, not only about it. No, no, I'm not saying always your advice. is good. No, but mostly.

But you always have this around New Year's time, and it is typically good. I'm about 87% on advice. Pretty solid. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. So Glenn fell from a ladder. He broke his leg. He dislocated his ankle, and he was putting up Christmas lights in Colorado.

And so the Metro Fire Rescue responded to the call, and they got there. They made sure he got to the hospital, and they put up all his lights for him. Are you cool? That is awesome. It took them like four hours. They're destroying all the lights. Man. That's hard work, man.

Will you go put up lights at my house? I know. I'm not putting any lights at my house. Are you? Oh, yeah, I want to. No, no, no. Are you going, will there be lights at your house? Yeah, I started working on that today. And I put my tree up.

Or to it, yes, yeah, this morning I was talking to someone here that knows someone that comes and hangs lights. I want to surprise my husband. By having someone else put lights up? Because he wanted to do it? Because he wanted to do it? I don't think it's really a man thing. I think it's just a time-consuming thing.

That's the problem. He does not have time to do it. That's why I'm going to surprise. I think he'll like that surprise. Yeah. That'd be a good one. You know, because the kids might be here by Christmas. Unless you're doing that to surprise yourself and just accounting.

That's why I think it might be. Anyway, hey, to the fire department who did that for Glenn. There you go. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. Is producer Raymond in Florida that Tampa serial killer has been arrested finally after almost two months on the run.

In Vegas, a man robbed the Blasio. The amount he stole is still being investigated. No one was injured. And finally in sports, the college football playoff rankings are out. Defending champion Clemson is the new number one, followed by Auburn, Oklahoma, and Wisconsin. Morgan number two, our web girl, was changing her own flat tire. Herself?

Oh, yeah. That's impressive. Well, that's what Lunchbox died too. And so he was like, I can't, I can't believe it. I mean, I can't either. I love that about you. Morgan number two is our web girl. She's 24 years old.

And you have a Jeep, right? Yeah, I have a Jeep, just like yours. And so you got a flat. Yes. And you did what? Well, I didn't change the tire. Oh, my goodness. See, because I asked her, I said, hey, are you going to need help?

You have a flat tire. And she goes, oh, don't worry about it. I can change it. And I was like, wow, that is so impressive that she, She can change her own tire. I was like, mad props. But now, you lost all... Let me say what happened.

Go ahead. What happened? I will say, I have changed my own tire before. It's happened once before, and I've done it. But I have a boyfriend now, so I don't need to do it now. Nice. So you just called him? Yeah, and he fixed it for me.

I found all the parts of my Jeep. I'm like, here you go. So you could change the tire. Yes, absolutely. Okay, so here's the challenge that we do next week or whatever. Lunchbox versus Morgan number two. Love it. Changing a tire.

changing a tire. I love it. And like we timed them both. Yes. Yes. Because she's female and small and young, he's like, there ain't no way. I was shocked she could change her tire. And it turns out she didn't change her own tire.

So she lost all credibility with me. No, but she can. She's telling you she's done before. I can climb Mount Kilimanjaro in 10 minutes. But I mean, I don't know. No, not 10 minutes. Do you, no, he can't do it any minute. Do you take the challenge, you versus Morgan number two,

Yeah, I take the challenge. No problem. You just got to give me a day so I can clean out my trunk because I'm going to have to find my spare tire under there. Oh, it may not be your car. Oh, I want to find one car. Nice. Because I don't want to take two wheels off two cars. It's unfair.

It's got to be the same environment. Oh, so one do the right side, one do the left side? No, the same tire. The same tire and you time it. Oh, gosh. And then the second person go and you die. Oh, so we had to find someone else's car. Yeah, or you both use like her Jeep.

Or you both use my car. Fair. Okay, whatever. But that's it. But will you take the challenge? Oh, absolutely. Because it's feeling like we have to find a third-party vehicle to let it be done too because they're both in homefield turf. I agree.

Can't have that. It's a great segment. I like this idea. You have a blindfolded or what? What are you talking about? We'll come back to it. Daniel Bradbury is here. She's going to come in to perform.

But, by the way, Morgan number two, do you take the challenge? I forgot to ask her. Yes, I'm all about it. Okay. So maybe next week we do this. These two square off. I like it. All right.

Daniel Bradbury is coming in a second. It makes you want to sway to the left and sway. This is Amy's jam. Sing it. You know you love singing. You think you can. Sway to the left and sway. That's not that's exactly how she says sway.

But you weren't singing it with it. I'm sorry. Yeah. That's my favorite part when she goes, sway to the left. That makes you want to sway to the left. Why, we can't hear it because you're doing it over the top of it. No, no, no.

You already did it like four times. That makes you want to sway to Amy says sway She doesn't do like you do No she's actually no No but I'm feeling it Because I'm swaying as I say it Oh there's so like to the

But she doesn't do it like that But she doesn't do it Okay The Bobby Bono show Time for your positivity here on Wednesday A little segment we call Tell me something good Tell me something good

Shout out Tampa And shout out Carolyn Smith She is what they're calling, adopting 125 kids from the local boys and girls club to throw them an elaborate winter wonderland party with presents, Christmas trees, and treats. Wow. And so they normally wouldn't get to have this. And so she's like, everybody that goes to this club that's a member that goes after school, I'm just going to throw you a huge party and make sure you're taking care of Christmas. That's awesome. Yeah.

So shout out Tampa. Shout out Carolyn Smith. That's a tell me something good. Amy, what do you have? Well, shout out Sacramento State College, because they're doing something pretty cool. for all their students as they're gearing up for finals. They've set up this stress less puppies event and students get to go hang out with puppies before tests

because if they've got anxiety or they've been studying too much and they just need to like chill out a little bit. Or they want to pet a puppy, that's being honest. Oh, and get this. It's called the stress less puppies event, but they also have a rabbit named Slipper and a kitten was also there and then other dogs. And so it's just a cool way for the animal association there

to like get back and then also put animals on the radar that might need to get adopted and all kinds of stuff. And give the animals some exercise too if people want to go and play with them. Sure. That's a thing too. That's always a volunteer thing too. If you can ever go volunteer and go walk dogs at places, they can always use dog walkers. Lunchbox.

If you're road trip in this holiday season, you happen to be going through Mason, Ohio, and you hear, whoo, you got to pull over, it's not all bad. They started the random acts of kindness where they're going to pull you over and give you a $20 gift card to Bob Evans. Little restaurant. Yeah, yeah. I think it's a great idea. I think they should already go up people who are already over and not pull people over. Yeah.

What if someone that leads someone to go on like a car chase? I guess it's never a fan. To me, the anxiety I get from getting pulled over is not worth 20 bucks. Yeah. You go pet those dogs afterwards. Yes, I need to go flip or the rabbit or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Slipper.

Yeah, I get it. And I think it's a great idea. I wish they would just go up to people who were already pulled over and they're like, hey, I got you something. That pulling people over stuff. I agree. I picture it going wrong real quick. Like somebody, again, somebody like me like, I can't get pulled up right.

And then they go on this car chase and they're like, dude, I was just trying to get you a gift card. They're like, I don't know. Maybe because my husband, he's an upstanding citizen, but he once ran from the law. What? Yeah. When he was 16, he was getting pulled over and he really did not want to get pulled over because he was speeding in his dad's like, or his mom's camero or something. and he literally tried to run from the cops. And they were just trying to get him a gift card.

Exactly. On the Bobby Bones show now. Daniel Bradbury. He says Daniel. Say Daniel or Daniel. Do you hear Daniel or Daniel? Daniel, but everybody calls me Daniel. Did you hear Daniel?

I heard Daniel too. Our voice guy says Daniel. Let's listen again. Here we go. On the Bobby Bones show now. Daniel Bradbury. Oh yeah. Welcome Daniel Bradbury.

Daniel Bradbury. That's not the first time. It's fun. Like, we paid that voice to do that. And they said Daniel Bradbury. Well, Danielle Bradbury is here. Yay! Look at you.

You got an album coming out Friday. I do. We came in probably, what, three months ago? Yeah. I was like, hey, you got to come play sway. That makes you want to sweat. That song is, first time we played that song, or I played it was like at the charity softball game this summer.

And I came up to you and I was like, hey, I'm not full of crap. Like, I like your song and I pulled out my phone. to show you that I had it on my phone. Yeah. That makes you want to sway to the left. That's a good song. I also like you, so I like that it's all working.

Thank you. Amy loves a song, do it, Amy? Yes. She thinks she can sing it. Like, she thinks it's in her. Hey, I bet she can. She can sing it just not well. Oh, it's in my wheelhouse.

Yeah, yeah. Daniel Breber has a record out on Friday. And so it's called I Don't Believe We've Met. Last time Daniel was in, just to kind of reset a bit, you had told the story about how you left the voice, and it was like, go record it. There you go. Yeah, it was very fast.

I remember winning, flying to New York, and being in Nashville for the first time recording that album, and I had to pick. It was like a listening and picking type of process, and it was 12 songs. And so I was like, oh, this sounds cool. I'll put that on my record. So I didn't really know to really dig deep

and kind of connect with the song, and I didn't know all of that. So it was a very fast process. But now you went and he dug a bunker and you wrote a bunch of songs. Yes. Interesting. So sway we know. Like hello summer.

How about this one? Look at you. Look at this. All these songs. These new songs. How about worth it? What do you like singing that one live, huh? I do.

Is that tough though if you're sick? Because that seems like one you've got to put it all in. It is very tough. I do that to myself, though. Are you good, though, now? I feel okay. Do you feel like you can pull that one off now? We'll see.

Do you want to try it? Let's do it. Okay, so Danielle Bradbury is here. She's going to play Worth It. And clear it up. Clear it up. Everybody ready to go? All right.

The album comes out Friday. It's called I don't believe we've met yet from Danielle Bradbury. Regardless of what this says right here. On the Bobby Bones show now. Daniel Bradbear. Daniel's a cousin. Daniel's a cousin. No, no, no.

Danielle Bradbury And now this is a song called It Worth It Alright here we go Hey guys So because of licensing rules We can't play anything with music On this Iheart radio channel Or podcast anymore

But you can go to Bobbybones.com To see it We hate that we had to take it down It wasn't our decision But I just wanted to keep you up And we wanted to keep up as much as possible So go to bobbybones.com To watch or hear whatever you're missing right now

And thank you for listen to the show And sorry about all the legal stuff How many times you performed here once? Yeah. Can we did a show together once? Yes. That's third time. And all three times I'm like,

Dye! Well, thank you. That's crazy, right? Everybody else's gone away by that or no? You guys like, nah? Are you guys like, nah? They're like, yeah, whatever. Oh, man.

Look at that. So, brand new album comes out on Friday, and you can hear songs like that one. Because I'm away. Come on. I always know when Amy's feeling it because she starts to nod in her head. Like, she just closed the eyes and she just feels it. Oh, that's awesome.

Yeah. Danielle, Daniel, Daniel. Good to see you. Good to see you. You're a good one. All right, so everybody, check out the record, buy the songs, support her if she's out on the road, give her five bucks for her to walk you're going to the street.

All these things help, right? It's a tough landscape for the artist now, yes. All right, Daniel, Bradbury, thank you for coming in. Thank you. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Lexington, Kentucky. Two students at the University of Kentucky,

He had their final coming up. It was a stats final. They were like, hmm, we should go steal the test. So they broke into the building, climbed through the air duct, and dropped into the professor's office to steal the test. Only problem is professor was working late that night and came walking in when they were in there. No, no, no.

Oh, wow. So they ran off with the test. He called police and both of them were arrested. They have a mask on or anything? Nope. They just thought the professor wouldn't be there so they'd be able to go, make copies, and have the test. You know, I was watching this new story about some guy at some Robin Banks locally.

He'd rob like four of them. He never wears a mask. Come on. He just walked in in a crimson tied sweatshirt and a ball cap. Like, no sunglasses, no, like, what are you thinking? Maybe he's not really a crimson bike. Maybe he's not really from around here. Maybe he comes to the town.

It doesn't matter. The face is still there. They got him. Like, do something. Anything. Pit your face. Whatever. Anything.

Prostatic. Go higher like the people that did the Grinchist's old Christmas with Jim Carrey. Like, any of that. That's expensive. I know. It's investing. Takes money to bank money, you know what I mean? All right, there you go.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story today. So your husband and wife is probably lying to you about money. You're married, husband, your wife. So what happened is they're talking to people. And they were like, first of all, yeah, I have secretly spent way more than I was opposed to. Secondly, they discovered that a lot of people had secret credit cards. that their husbands or wives didn't know about.

And how do you be married? I'm not married. I'm the only one that's not married, like the four of us that sit around here. I'm like, how do you be married and not know? How do you be married and lie? No, no, no. It's just not telling about the credit card.

No, no, no. Lying is omission is lying. Okay. Okay, so sometimes women can't shop as much as they want to. So maybe they get like a Target card. Like they're checking out at Target innocently. And Target's like, hey, would you like to save 5% by opening up a red card? And you're like, well, I'd love to take 5%.

I'm actually saving us money. So then you open it maybe with the intent of canceling it. And then you still have it, you know? And then that intent never happened. I'm just speaking for other people. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to open the phone.

So I want to beg a call. If you ever busted somebody, like your husband or your wife, that had like a credit card or you found a bunch of money they were hiding from you? Ooh. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. The article says that husbands and wives are hiding money or they're hiding credit cards or they're hiding. Susan and Austin, thank you for calling.

Yeah, so my husband, a few years ago, I found out, that he had three credit cards I didn't know about. And then when I looked at the statement, it was about $15,000 worth of credit card charges. Huh. Now, was it before you got married? Some of it was from before we got married, but it was only from, like, maybe a year before,

and we'd been together for about six years before. Wow. So why was he hiding it from you? He said that he thought that he thought that he could, could eventually take care of it, that he was making payments on them. And he just, it was his pride, basically man pride. He didn't want. Wow.

He didn't want to tell me. And, yeah, that was it. It was pretty much a pride thing. Are you still together? Yeah. Uh-huh. Look at you. It'd be tough for me.

The dishonesty thing's tough. It's not just the money. It's the dishonesty thing. Hey, Brittany and Virginia, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling the show. Tell me your story. Well, I found out that my husband had been hiding about $22,000 from me one year.

Wait, like straight cash, hiding it, like just put it somewhere you didn't know about? Under the bed? He has separate, well, at the time, we had separate accounts. And basically, I found out later on I had to go through his account and basically went back and added it up and it was $22,000. You got to be kidding me. What was he going to do with it? Like the other story was basically pride. I thought it was basically a paychecks, and little did I know he was getting money from his grandmother.

But it sounds like there was something he was, maybe he was going to buy you a ring. Or buy you like it's maybe buy you something pretty. Oh, down payment on a house. Oh, ooh. Oh, yeah. We have two children, so it could have been used for a lot of things that we could have been on very nice vacations with our children. Are you still with them?

No. Yes. And oh, yes. Now, there is no two accounts. There is only one, and he does not have access to my account. Dang. The rules have now been putting in place. Hey, I appreciate you.

Appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you for calling with your story. I'm going to do one more. Hey, Christy in Nashville. You are on the air. Christy, tell me your story. Hi.

I'm a first-time caller. Hey, everybody. All right. What happened? So basically my husband and I were getting ready to buy a house, and we were going through the mortgage process. And during our interview, the mortgage processor started asking questions about our credit cards, and we had one here and one there, and then he brings up this $650 balance.

And my husband just melted. He had a Best Buy card for $650 that I never knew anything about until. tried to get this mortgage for a house. Oh my goodness. He was caught to like, you had him. You had them. Like he'd been buying TVs and video games and you have them right there. I totally had him. He couldn't even deny it at that point. Dang. Thank you for calling. Appreciate you. See? Those calls alone proved to you. Everybody's hiding something.

No, I'm. Me and are because it was all women that called. Oh, that's true. That's right. The Bobby Bone Show. I was going to move on from this whole topic of husbands and wives hiding money from each other. And the name he goes, as we can see, it's all husbands hiding money from their wives. I know.

Fair statement, because it was. But Michael's on in North Carolina. Oh, okay. And Michael has an interesting story because Michael, you both were hiding money? Yes, we were. Tell me what happened. All right, man.

I was working side jobs in the AC business. I saved up $10,000 and bought her this huge engagement ring. And when I gave it to her, she felt so embarrassed because she had been spent $6,000. There's on like Duny and Burke pocketbooks and things like that. So while you were saving to buy her an engagement ring, she was saving to buy her purses. That's exactly right.

Yeah, you got her, dude. I bet she loved that ring, huh? Yeah, I did. I was going to buy a Harley, but she was way more important. See? That's right. He sacrificed the Harley. I like this guy.

Hey, Michael, appreciate you, buddy. Thanks, man. All right, have a nice day. Oh, you too. Look at that, dude, right there. Just read the news. They fired Matt Lauer for inappropriate conduct. Wow.

Like they announced, I don't have watched the day show because we're on at the same time. But it's, he's, apparently, I'll read you some of the story. So NBC News chairman Andrew Lack said in a memo that a complaint was lodged, but they believe this is not an isolated incident. So Matt Lauer, Mr. Everyman, Mr. Goodman. Here's the thing. the creeps are no longer going to be allowed to be creeps and I think it's awesome that it's happening

it stinks that it took something now to make it all happen but dropping like flies and they should be and this is going to change the culture like I told you I pulled the guys into a room and was like hey it's actually made us and me think about the things that we say which we should have already been doing but even more so than originally like hmm

should I make this joke I don't even curse. Like we're not even a vulgar place. But it makes you think, and it's rightfully so. It should make everyone think about what we've been raised to think is okay to talk about. So, well, Matt Lauer, done, out.

Crazy, right? Crazy. What a friendly face. Boom. Wow. He was there for 20 years. And then that's it. I just read that.

So that wasn't where I was going to go, but I read it and just wanted to throw that. you guys. Here you go. I was following the home edit on Instagram and they're looking to hire new people. And then home edits are organization and they organize closets or kitchens. Pantries. Pantry. You bring them in. They make it so pretty. So they want you to include these three things. So Amy, I thought you and I would go over these. Okay. Number one, your biggest pet peeve. What is yours? Mine would be wire hangers. That's a weird pet peeve. I know, but it's always one of mine. Like if I have a wire

hangar. They get tanked, like the ones you get from the dry cleaners, like if you pick it up, those, if they bend and get tangled all together, if they're in my closet, they have to go. Mine would be when people say literally and it's not literal. I know. Like, either say nothing and say it or say figuratively. Just don't say literally, I felt 10 foot tall.

No, no, no, no, no, you're not 10. Literally. That's a big one. It's just being dramatic, though. Literally. Don't say literally. That's pet peeve. Oh, I know.

My pet peeve is that that's your pet peeve. No, no, you can't change it. Number, your greatest obsession. This is from the, what would be yours? Green smoothies. Mine would be being on time. And also everyone around me being on time. That's another pet peeve.

Wait, all your pet peeve can be me. Yeah, Bobby, you go first, then name me. My bad, my bad. Am I going to get hired? And then finally, your spirit animal. Now, I'm asking what a definition of a spirit. I hear people say it all the time. Like, that's my spirit animal.

I know. So it's basically a person that represents your inner personality. A person? Mm-hmm. Okay, who would yours be? Well, the first reason that came to my mind is Reese Wetherspoon. Okay, fair. But mainly her in, like, Sweet Home Alabama.

Oh, so a specific role? Yeah. So, I'll let you assign one to me because I've put no thought into this. Who would my spirit animal be? I keep thinking of older people, like David Letterman. Yeah, he was weird-looking and oddly funny. Yeah, and creative and smart and witty. I like David Letterman.

It's my hero also. Oh, well, then maybe that's why. literally, literally the first person became in the mind. Who would be my spirit animal, guys? Like, you had to pick somebody. I never thought about this. I think about John Meir.

Okay. Like, I think he's a little too, like more weirder than you, I guess, but still spirit animal. Yeah, he's deaf weirder. Who sits at their house, keeps to themselves, but works all the time? Hmm.

The things I don't stay in my house very often. Well, that's because you're working. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I mean. Yeah. Who would you think mine is? Oh, for sure, Reese Smith's from Alabama, that role.

For sure. Or June Carter, you know, June Carter Cash. Yeah, Wal-Gline. Reiths were always all her roles. Or legally bought. All her role. Come on, Bobby Pong's show. I love these stories.

A mom, who's a single mom with four kids. Her kid, her son had a donuts with dad. He didn't have a dad. So she did one of those fake beards and dressed up like a trucker and went in and had, I love those stories. because it just reminds me the people that like stepped up for me because I don't have a dad

forever until I was in my teenage years and it was a stepdad but like my youth director from church did stuff my high school football coach who was my junior high coach as well did stuff it was like all those people that like

didn't have to but did that's what it reminds me of to everybody that makes differences in kids lives like this and this is a mom it's a single mom and was thinking a little differently and was like I'm still going to go

and make sure that he has someone with him. Like, everybody who does that for kids, like, that's a big deal. That sits with me, like, crazy. Like, I think about that and I'm like, man, they didn't have to do that. And I hope schools that are doing, because I didn't have stuff like donuts with dads.

I don't remember that. But I, like, Eddie does it with his son. Like, are schools, are they thinking about kids that don't have the parent that they're focusing on at that time? Like, how? It just seems like such a touchy thing. They have donuts with dads and then know that there's like kids that literally don't have a dad.

Like that's a huge reminder, like, I don't have a dad. Or a mom, if there's a mom thing, you know? So do you want like pancakes with parents? I don't know. Yeah. I mean, you can't just eliminate things. I know. And I am pro it.

I'm not against it. But it's just I hope schools are thinking about the kids that don't have whatever is not there. There's a story about a woman who lost a bunch of weight. I think she was like over 300 pounds. And I always love motivational stories like this too. She weighed a little over 300. And she was like, I need to start losing weight. And so what she did, she just started walking, cut her carbs, stuck to a pretty easy gym schedule, and then lost 150 pounds.

And she was like her back, when you have that much weight, like your back hurts, your knees hurt. And so she lost 150 pounds. It just reminds me of Mike D who works on the show. And so Mike D's been with us for a while. We know Mike D for like eight years or so, but Mike, what did you used to weigh? What was your weight before? 280 pounds. So Mike D, weighed 280 pounds.

What do you weigh now? 160. So he's lost 120 pounds. And Mike D did what I call the easy goal approach. Like you have to set easy goals to reach them so you feel good about going to your next goal. When I talk about resolutions and it's like, hey, don't set a crazy resolution like running a marathon. Set a crazy resolution like, I'm going to do a 5K. Because at least you can see success from that and then you can build.

If you run a marathon as your goal, that's going to do. take so much time, effort, and work that you may see no results and no progress and give up, but you can make these smaller goals. Like for you, you were 280 pounds. What happened in your mind? What did you do? I'm going to do what? I wanted to be able to run a mile first. Run a mile. Yeah. So you ran a mile? And then you did what? And then I was like, all right, let's move it up to two miles. So I just kept adding on a little bit every time. And then he's lost over 120 pounds. So that's awesome. Hey, nice work being you. But that's how you do it. Like the key to goal setting is not to get crazy.

Like, you can have big dreams. I chase dreams like crazy, but I always put little goals in between. It's like a ladder to me. I want to get to the top of the ladder, but I got to get to the next rung before I jump up four steps. So, good on her. That's a cool thing. I do want to do it never going to get it.

So, are you guys ready for this? Yep. Never going to get it. The average adult will own about 25 of these in their lifetime. Okay. 25. The average adult will own about 25 of these in their lifetime. Amy, I'll let you take a guess at it. Go ahead.

Cell phones. Cell phones. Dang, baller. Well, lifetime. Lifetime. Dang. Now, we'll swing back over to our never going to get it. The average adult will own about 25 of these in their lifetime.

Lunchbox, what is your guess? Suits. Suits. Yep. Incorrect. Eddie. I don't think I'm going to get it, but I'm going to go sunglasses. Oh, that's a good one.

That's correct. Dude, I'm serious when I said I was not confident about that. Yeah, 25 pair of sunglasses. Wow. Congratulations. Never going to get it. Look at this guy. What a day.

What a day. That makes your day. This day, shaping up. Who. Bobby Boneshan. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. He's 30 Second Skinny. Tonight, if you watch the Christmas tree light up at Rockefeller Center,

you'll see Brett Eldridge and Jennifer Nettles, along with other performers like Gwen Stefani, Seal, Train, and Harry Connick Jr. Wow. That's... Train, you say? I know. Wow. Shout out.

Where did they come from? I love Trains. That's what got you. She doesn't know who wants to dress. Here is always a mess. Catch your ceiling, she won't confess. You know why? She's beautiful.

Yeah. That's tonight on NBC. 7th, Central, 8 Eastern. And then if you've ever rented a movie from Red Box, which I definitely have for sure, the most rented movie in the last 15 years. I've got that. 15 years?

I can't even believe the Red Boxes have been around 15 years. Wow. Remember when Red Box is revolutionary? Oh, yeah. It's amazing. Wait, outside of 7-Eleven, you were going to put money in there? Right. Yeah.

I'm going to go with Titanic. Ooh, that is a solid guess, but you are wrong. Oh, what is it? Hunger Games. Mm, wow. I know. The last 15 years, you would think something that's been out longer like Titanic would get it. Or something that mattered.

And I love Hunger Games. Yeah. All right, cool. And then at number two, 21 Jump Street. Again, something that matters, maybe. All right. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds skinny.

Here's the game. Name that celebrity laugh. Amy. See, I'm going to use you name. Oh, yeah. Listen very closely. Okay. Ready.

Ready. Ready. Luke Brian That's great That's funny I love that laugh All right That's Luke Brian

Right Just to hear people Laugh makes me laugh I'm actually at Luke's All right Name that country They're all country artists Okay

Name that country artist laugh Oh Hillary Lady Anabellum Oh no Lunchbox can you steal Go ahead Hit it again Oh, shoot, now I know

Oh, man Who's name? Kelsey. Kelsey Ballerine Yeah. Come on! Well, to be fair, they're friends. I had Lauren Elena.

To be fair. It will be. Ami ready? Name this country stars laugh. Darius Rucker. I love it. That's funny. His laugh's amazing.

That's three. Amy, name the country stars laugh. What? You're going to know when I tell you, that one. Okay, one more time. Go ahead. Ready? I do not know.

Eddie, do you know who that is? I do. Go ahead. Kip Moore. Yeah. It's like a breathy laugh. It's like a breathy singing. These are all from our show, by the way.

I would not have guessed that. Oh, we're funny then. Look at all these people we make laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready? Yeah. What? Oh, wait.

No, I feel it. Yeah, you want it again? Hold on. Name that country laugh. Keith Dervyn. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm too. Shaggy. Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Right? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah Runtro. Your kids don't watch Scooby-Doo?

Yeah, it comes out sometimes. Yeah, totally. Yeah, they have newer ones, yes. Runt row, ready? But what's her name still loses her glasses? This is all the same jokes. Wanda? No, it's not Wanda, Wilma, I think.

The Wilma's the Flintstone. I think it's Wilma, right? They always loses her glasses she can't see. I don't know. Who knows? One more, Amy, for the win. Are you ready? Ready.

Name that celebrity laugh. Which country star is that in our country? studio. Oh my goodness. You'll know it whenever I tell you. Well, of course I will because you'll tell me. No, but you'll hear it though. You'll be like...

Give me a hint. Huge star. Mega star. Mega? Mega. Yeah, mega. Okay, hit me. Okay, Garth Brooks.

Eddie, do you know that? George Strait. No. No, we never made him laugh. He doesn't laugh. He said mega. Yeah. Kenny Chesney.

You're right. You were so right, right? When you told me, I would know, I would know. Yeah. Yeah. I hear the I was. He's a mega star too. Mega.

For sure. Funny game though, huh? Love it. So I was talking to Darius. I told him his joke last night. Okay, seriously, does Darius have like the best laugh? Yeah, probably. Darius in first place.

Probably Luke in second. So it goes, Darius? Then Luke. Then maybe Urban. Irvin's just so mischievous. It's just like he's got a plan that you don't know about. His mouth is closed. He's like.

Kelsey. Just a general laugh. Yeah. And then Kip and Kenny there. There we go. That's your celebrity laugh. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. Going to, Amy, Amy has the joke this morning. The morning corny. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? What do you get when Santa goes down the chimney and the fire is lit? Crisp, cringle. What is it again?

Crisp cringle. Oh, okay. I everybody thinks that one's funny. All right, good. That was the morning corny. I talked to Garth last night. We did? I know, I did.

And he's going to come by next week. And he's going to, yes. And so, like, he's like, yeah, I come by. We got a whole thing going. Wow. Yeah. NBD. I know.

It's weird that Garth's my friend now. I'm going to be honest with you. Because he's like the greatest. But we got a whole thing. He bought me this chair. I'm sitting in. He's like, hey, man, how's a chair? Never been better.

Back's never been better, Garth. That's a reason of news last night. and there's Toys for Tots in Augusta, Georgia. And I very much so enjoy Augusta, Georgia. And what happened was, somebody broke into their warehouse and stole 58 bikes that they were going to donate to kids? Oh, wow.

No. First of all, they hate thieves. What are you going to do with 58 bikes? Like, really? So on the phone right now is Grace Anderson, who works with Toys for Tots in Augusta. Hi, Grace. Hi, good morning.

Good morning to you. So the bikes are just in a locked warehouse, and someone breaks in and steals all of them? Um, yes, that's correct. How many exactly? It was 58 total. So you get there the next day and you're like, huh, I wonder who moved the bikes and they're gone? They are gone, exactly.

So they have these bikes that they had planned to give to kids. And so what are we looking at, like, money-wise for these bikes? Like, give me, like, a round number that these 58 bikes could be replaced by. It will probably take about $5,000 to replace those bikes that were stolen from the children. And you don't think they're going to come back. Like, they're legitimately stolen. They're just gone. They are gone.

Okay. So, Grace, I want to tell you, for me as a kid, I grew up with not a lot. And without people coming in and helping me through Christmas, I wouldn't have been able to have Christmases. And with church groups or different organizations, I wouldn't have been able to have Christmas. So I always feel like it's my duty as I get older and have a job and a platform to help out as much because I just want to be here without people letting me be here. So I am personally going to write you a check and pay for all these bikes so you can buy 58 bikes. Oh, that is so amazing.

And the children of Augusta, the CSRI is tremendously going to be extremely happy about that because we didn't know what we were going to do. Well, then let me take care of this one. Let me take care of this one for you guys. I love the area. I hate this happen to you. And again, for me, if I didn't have help, I just, I wouldn't be here today. So I'm going to put you on hold and I'll get your info and we'll make sure these 58 bikes get replaced and these kids still get these bikes, okay?

Okay, thank you so much. Good luck, Grace. It's such a blessing. Thank you. It's such a blessing. Thank you. And I hope, you know, people hear this and just do things for people, little things, big things. medium things. All the things matter.

It goes back to like the kid petting the puppy dog and feeding the puppy dog on the sidewalk. It's the story of the kid, he's got like a little piece of bread. He didn't have any money. He's got a little piece of bread and he's feeding the puppy dog. And the guy's like, why are you feeding that puppy dog? They're hungry of puppy dogs everywhere. He's like, but I'm helping this puppy dog. Same thing with the Starfish story. So if you can help one person, that's awesome.

I'm lucky to be in a position where I can actually do something here, so I'm happy to take care of it. So you You have our info? We're good. Thank you. Now, I'd like to play Darius's laugh to kind of make us feel happy. Thank you very much. That laughing, man. And I'd like to get away from that because I don't want you guys talking about that because I feel uncomfortable. But, yeah, who steals 58 bikes? Like, what do you do with them? It's terrible. You just go give. I like try to resell them, I guess. Well, yeah, Craigslist, whatever. Geez, man. Now is not the time. But you do find them in bulk. I know.

You know, what else you can find? 58 bikes. It's crazy. The Bobby Bone Show. Let's go back five years in time. Okay. Amy had been trying to have a baby. They've been trying to have a baby, and they've been doing the baby things to have a baby.

They couldn't have a baby. Her and her husband. No babies. So she was like, well, we're going to try to adopt. And they tried to adopt domestically. And no luck because they kept moving. Her husband, Air Force. They kept moving houses and moving towns.

And every time you move, that's to start over. So then she went on a mission. trip to Haiti and they went to tour an orphanage and look at an orphanage and help there. And she found these kids and she was like, I need to adopt these kids. It's been five years. We've been going to the process. It's been very frustrating. I can't imagine, really, what the feelings you have toward this, like at night, how you just

look at the ceiling and go, can I get these kids over here? Now, yesterday she tells us that she thinks the kids, it's been five years that between December 10th and December 24th, they will be here. It's a tight window. But Amy said there is an update. There's an update. The kids are going this morning to take their passport photos. So that's a big step.

Yeah. And what does that mean, though? Well, it means that they have to have a legit picture for their passport. I didn't know really that that was the case. Thought maybe I could just Photoshop some that I already had them, which we did do. And then I submitted those and they got rejected. So they're being picked up at the orphanage and they're going with their, you know, their caretaker there is taking them to go get their photo taken. And so once they get their passport with a white background, you know, the benefits of the passports.

What happens once they get their passports? Well, it's a Haitian passport. I always thought they were getting an American, but they're going to be leaving the country on a Haitian passport and they'll get, they'll become Americans once they're here. They'll leave Haiti on a visa. Like it's really, that's like the last missing piece of the puzzle. Then it goes to where the U.S. Embassy takes over. And they are, I told you all, they are so ready for the kids that they say they can get their process done in a matter of like seven days. Do you still feel like your window?

Yes. Wow. Wow. So you think by Christmas you will have your two kids. Yeah. I worked on this for like so much yesterday. I can't even tell you how much communication went down yesterday regarding some of the paperwork that's missing right now. and we're good to go.

This makes me want to strike up the band who just sits in the studio behind me. They're ready. All right, the band, here we go. One, two, one, two, three, four. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. With Amy's kids. Soon the bells will start.

You got some great today. And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing right within your heart. Like something would have to go, Terribly wrong. Don't say that because it has gone terribly wrong. I know, but I mean, I feel like all the terribly wrongs, they have to be just done. There we're only so many terribly wrongs, and I feel like we've had them all, that I feel like we're in a good spot.

Good. Good. I love it. I love to be able to use the band. They sit in here and wait for good news. Hey, band, do you want to play it again? Yeah. One, two, one, two, three, four.

Hit it, band. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Hey, so we're doing, since it's Christmas, and hey, who loves Christmas around here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We always do something for each other for Christmas. And what I said was, hey, give me ideas for how we're going to do our Christmas celebration. Let's not forget the reason for the season, first of all. But secondly, we like to give each other gifts.

Yes, yes, yes. But first of all, I go broke buying all you guys' gifts, so it's like, let's just all buy, you and make it easy on each other. So here are the ideas that have been submitted. going to say who submitted them because it'll make you want to go a certain way. Oh. But here we go. These are all ideas submitted by the show for our Christmas thing,

whatever that is. Number one. You give the person that you draw a favor, something that will help them, like a coupon that at any time they can use it. It's nice. Like, let's say I gave me a coupon and it was like, here's one hug. Any time you're feeling blue. That's a cheap gift. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Hugs are invaluable. How about this? A victorious secret Christmas. All gifts up to come. I know who said that one. He's such a faker. He's like, what in the world? That's lunchbox for juice. You just said you weren't going to say so we wouldn't go a certain way. They all knew. Goodness.

He suggested a Victoria's Secret Christmas. Okay, okay, okay. That's wrong with you. How about this one? Pay the other person's bill. Like the receiver gets to pick the bill that they want the person to pay. That can get expensive. That's crazy. I know.

I mean, oh, my mortgage. Okay, how about this one? Everyone has to bake a dish for the person they draw. It can't be bought, have to make it from scratch. Oh, that's terrible. Okay? How about this one? 90s themed.

Oh, that's fun. Well, you have to buy each other something that's connection to the 90s. I give you a Walkman or Pogs or... It's cute. I like that. Okay, okay, okay, okay. How about an exchange as seen on TV? You buy the gifts as seen on TV.

Amazing. I like those. Yes, you can buy the... those at like Bed Bath and Beyond. Yeah. Thanks, Amy. No problems. So, like, I'm feeling like the 90s themed one was the most popular. And I looked at all your eyeballs. Yeah, it's cute.

Especially because cassette tapes are back in? Yeah. I think that's what we do. We draw names when we get them something has to do with the 90s. Love it. So we're doing a 90s Christmas. Is that your idea? No, it was not. No. My idea was, is it not on the list, but I said it yesterday, which was... Oh, yeah. Yours was... You have to... Something that you already own.

Oh, yeah. Give-away. Yeah. Give-on something you already. Because that was, oh, I mean, just another thing out. So, okay, that's what we get. We're settled on in 90th Christmas. I love that. It's good. 90's Christmas, it is. And we can play in sync.

Merry Christmas. But you can buy stuff, too. It just has to be 90th themed. And we'll draw names tomorrow, okay? Okay. All right. I love this dog story. This dog in Wisconsin was at the dog hospital, and he got out, and kind of went to the dead,

bolted door because there was a little. little bit of gap and just walked home. Oh my goodness. Like dog strap went home. Like, I'm out of here, man. See ya. So, there he go. I don't want to be here any longer.

I'm out. I was thinking my dog. My dog was just leave and running. Where would he go? A restaurant. Someone giving him food. Yeah, the back of a restaurant. By the way, for everybody listening, just to update, I'm so thankful because people

send stuff to my dog all the time. It's like dog handker chips and food and nice notes. because as I've shared before, my dog has about three months to live. He has, he's terminoy, his blood cancer. And the dog has, for 14 years, he's the most important thing out of my life. And so I'm just, I'm grateful that everybody says and does and sends nice things. Like, I frankly don't need anything else.

And if you can make those donations to like animal places and Dusty's name and let me know that, that would be awesome. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. But I do appreciate everything that people do. I mean, like they're taking time out of their life. Because of that. So I appreciate everybody. And I just saw this dog story and thought that was really funny. Like the dogs in the hospital was like, man, this is for birds.

And then he didn't just leave. He goes home. Do you like Jennifer Lawrence? Yeah. So she says she goes and to avoid fans, when she goes into a public place, she becomes incredibly rude and she turns into a huge blank. She says, that's my only way of defense. offending myself. She says to avoid taking picture of people, she'll say, it's my day off.

Oh, interesting. How does that make you feel about her? I don't necessarily love it. I mean, I guess I don't know that that's how I would handle it. I'm kind of shocked she does that. Like, I don't really like that attitude of like, it's my day off and I'm just going to purposefully be rude so it'll turn them off. Because then you're turning, you could be turning them off indefinitely. Why would you want to treat your fans that way? you know it is rude the only thing that I like about it is that it's honest and people aren't honest nowadays celebrities aren't honest that's true I love the I love honesty more than I love

niceness because sometimes honesty is also nice but I love the fact that she's just honest about it and that's all you can ever ask from anyone is consistency and honesty and so do I handle it the same way no but I'm not her I don't know what her life is like I don't know what her life is like I don't know what that. Like if someone wants to ask me for a picture. Yeah. Like, can we take 10? Like, that's how I am. I'm not, I'm like, you're lucky. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you listen to the show? And then not only do you listen to the show, you've like looked me up with social media and, like, you know what my face looks like? You don't take a picture? Can we FaceTime your cousin? You know, I handle things differently. Yeah. But I read the story and

thought, you know, Adam, her and Adamson were doing an interview together. And people that are funny their approach differently because people like, hey, I kind of know them. And Sandler was like, people just come up, pull up a chair and sit and we'll start talking. And so, and he was kind of funny about it. And I'll kind of get that too where people will just, if people feel like they know me, that's the greatest compliment ever. I want our listeners to feel like they know me.

Yeah, we do share a lot. Because I want to put it out there, the good and the bad and as human as possible. But again, I would, it does, it is rude. It is rude, but I do admire the honesty. because I like honesty more than I like niceness. And at least she knows it's rude because she's purposely saying I am going to be rude to turn you off.

Yeah. And again, I don't know what it's like to be a mega star and have to have people all the time everywhere you go. But you signed up for it. Like, wham, wah, paparazzi, wham, wah, wow, okay, move to Montana. If you hate it so much, do your project and move to Montana. Yeah, they'd hate it then. Yeah. I'd be like, I miss all those people.

Man, all I got's bears talking to them, take the picture. I mean, could you have mad like Keith Urban being like, you know what, I'm so over this, I'm just going to be like, today's my day off. No. And you know what Keith Urban does the opposite. I know. You see Keith Urban?

No lie. And I know Keith, better than most artists. And I've run into Keith before, and he's sitting in a restaurant, normal restaurant, and like the worst. He's even like calling, get a secret table in a good place. Like, Urban is sitting by the door flying open as they're walking through with the order. Yeah, he's a good dude.

That's his laugh. Yeah. Your day yesterday good? Yeah, worked on kids stuff a lot. Like your kids coming home? Yes, like tons of just messaging back and forth and trying to coordinate and figure out some stuff, but yeah. Amy updated us earlier that her kids are taking their passport pictures today,

which is crazy. That's a huge, huge step. Yeah. And then they get to move to America. Amy still feels like they will be in the United States between December 10th and the 24th. Yeah. We're talking.

That's like 12 days. It's open of that. Yeah. So Amy's been in this adoption process for five years. And I just remember all the in vitro stuff, like when you were trying to have a baby and all the stuff that you went through. Oh, well, I didn't opt to do in vitro, but we thought about it. We were seeing a fertility doctor. Clomid?

Clomid's not in vitro, but it's a fertility drug. So I'll know the difference, right? All I know is Amy was doing all kinds of stuff. She was like going, because her husband military, they would go, she'd go in. She would like, I went in and the doctor comes in in full fatigues. Well, because we were at Fort Bragg. And so they had a fertility doctor there, which not every base has one, but we were lucky enough to have one. and I went in to have my fallopian tubes checked

and I was very uncomfortable anyways and I sat on this like metal table and walked the dude that was going to be doing it in full camos. And then the, because it was an x-ray thing, he had this like metal shield on his chest and I was like, where are we right now? This is so uncomfortable.

Can we please take off the camo? Like, please. So, but it was, it was just, that was a part of my journey. It's pretty cool. I got asked to write like a fertility, a blog post on a fertility. blog? I just finished it

actually. So I was revisiting some of that stuff in my mind. I totally didn't know the difference in vitro in fertility. I think I just mixed up the words because I'm dumb. I just didn't want people to think I have little babies frozen somewhere or that we tried that and it was unsuccessful. Kloomid was about as far as we took it. So from that process to

you trying to adopt domestically to you touring the orphanage. I mean the whole thing's five years and you think in the next two weeks it could happen. Well, when you say two weeks, that's crazy. I know. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, that was a good day. Good for you. Glad your day went well. Yeah. What about you?

Well, yesterday, I had to go an emergency dentist. Why? Because I don't know. I woke up in my bottom left gum was swollen. And I'm not a big fan of the dentist. Never went to the dentist growing up. Couldn't afford it. So, Dennis now is like bad memory. It just didn't feel right. But I go because I, and then they cut it in my gum. And apparently some food had got. It was not stuck in there? I have a wonderful dentist. And so I went in. Emergency Dentist call. I'm feeling like a million bucks. So I did that yesterday. I went and went to my therapist,

had a mild breakthrough, realize I'm crazy. Well, do you want to share this specific mildly crazy? Breakthrough or no? You don't have to, no pressure. Oh, I don't care. Like, for me, I go and I talk to somebody

because once I talk out loud, I realize sometimes how nutty I am. It takes that. And so I have trouble with emotion sometimes and feeling, like just feeling for me. I have feelings for other people, but I don't have feelings for me. And so we were talking about kids and I was like, I would feel terrible if, like, for me, I don't have parents didn't come to any of my games or anything, or quiz bowl or anything. And I was like, I felt terrible if another

kid had that. And I was talking about a breakup and I was like, I felt terrible for her. And he was like, here's your thing. You feel terrible for everybody else, but you never feel terrible for you. And he's like, why don't you feel sad? I was like, because I don't, who cares about me? And he's like, well, this is where you put your sadness. You let it, and so it was one of those things. Like, Whoa. So, yeah, whatever. I'm just trying to be a better person. And then I did a Bobby Cass last night by myself.

Oh. Basically talked about my therapy. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I wrote, tried to finish some of the second book. And then it's just a thing. It's a thing. It's a good day, though.

Can't wait to read the book. Oh, don't. It's not good. It's not good. I'm telling you right now. Okay. Yeah. Bobby Bones, everybody.

This is a Bobby Bones show. The craziest place you've ever fallen asleep. Let's talk about that. And I'll go ahead and open the phone lines. 877-77 Bobby, because the story is, this woman was at the symphony, and they were playing their music, right? She fell asleep.

Oh. And I fell asleep and woke up, like, scared, like, and that's what she did. And everybody around her was, Oh, yeah. So quiet. I know, it's like, and everybody looks at her.

So the weirdest, funniest place she's fallen asleep. We want to get to that coming up in a second. Also, I will say this. We're doing the million-dollar show, our band The Raging Idiots. It's January 22nd in Nashville, and we hope people from all over the country come to this because it's for St. Jude. We don't keep the money.

It goes to St. Jude. It's helping kids fight cancer. And a lot of artists jump in the show with our band The Raging Idiots. and we have announced so far that Luke Combs He'll be making an appearance of playing Dan and Shay We always have a brand new artist that I think has a huge future

And that's Nikita Carmen Oh when you think love has a curfew And I just want you all of the night So announcing two more now Next up we'll be joining us at the million dollar show Is Marin Morris And join us us at the million dollar show is our boy, our buddy, our guy with the awesome laugh.

Darius Rucker. My dude right there. It's awesome. So far, they're all playing with us. It's the million dollar show. Tickets go on sell Friday. The symphony was playing. When we fell asleep.

Never get to hear her sleep because she's like, and then she woke up and was so startled. She yelled. So I was like, where's the most awkward place she fell asleep? Once in church I fell asleep and woke up with a, huh? Oh, no. Yeah, I fell asleep at church. In the middle of the sermon, too. You know, not like the music where you'd be okay.

Where it's kind of like, oh, you know. The message is being said. Oh, no. Like, I've done that before. That sleep stuff. When you're tired, it's tough. Corey, in Texas. How are you, bud?

I'm good. How are you? I'm real good. Tell me, where'd you fall asleep? Hey, well, it wasn't me. It was my best friend. And he sat in front of me in the ACTs and we had a party the night before. And he slept through three quarters of it and still made the same grade as I did.

I guess on the rest of the questions to catch up. Oh, my goodness. That's funny. I mean, it's sad for you. That's sad for you. Well, I appreciate you, though. Yo! All right, thank you.

Let's go over to Scott. Scott, where did you fall asleep, buddy? I fell asleep Ryan Lomore I'm on a guy's yard So how did you wake up? Running over one of his bushes in his

firebed Oh no It wasn't good That's a good That's a good one Thank you for call I appreciate you My worst one ever

I used to do maintenance on a golf course It is a worst job And it had to wake up early in the morning and be there. Because we started, when the sun came up and you could see, is when we got on our tractors and went out and started mowing,

weed eating, raking traps. And so you had to drive early in the morning. I fell asleep driving to work. I was driving through the Hot Springs Village, retirement community, to this golf course. And fell asleep driving. Luckily, there was no one on the road.

What I remember is waking up sitting in someone's front yard, just sitting in their front yard, and my Subaru. And I was like, oh my goodness, Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. And I just drove off. Like, nothing bad. I didn't wreck. Nothing bad happened. I didn't crash into the house. But I fell asleep and woke up, parked in the yard.

It still gives me anxiety thinking about that. Sarah and Montana, hello. Hello. Thank you for calling. What's happening? So I was in basic training in 2006 for the Army. And the whole point of training is to make you sleep depravated. And there was a lot of us that learned how to fall asleep while we were being given. instruction while standing there in all of our gear. Oh wow, you would fall asleep while standing. Yeah. Would you get in trouble?

If they caught you, oh, yes. Did they catch you? No. Dang, that's a skill right there. I know. So many military people know how to fall asleep, like, in any condition. How long were you in the Army? I was only in for three years.

Yeah, how was it? My husband's still in. He's active duty. Really? Yes. Well, tell them, we say hello. And for both of you guys, thanks for serving. and especially give him a big old hug from all of us.

I will. Thank you. Hey, appreciate you. Thank you. See you later. Amy's husband can do that. Can fall asleep like anywhere anytime. Yep.

Because he's in military and he's like sleep when you can. Yep. So. It can be so loud. I mean, but he loves his earplugs. That's because you. That's what you tell us. You tell us, listen, I'm only saying what you've repeated back to me.

It's out of being comfortable. No, it's because he spent half of his adult life in a war zone. and maybe sleeping during the day when other, you know, it's not. So he sleeps with a mask and earplugs. You have told us on the ear you think he puts him in at bed sometimes because you talk a lot. What? I'm not making, guys. Yeah, I remember that.

I'm not making that up. I do talk, but. A lot? But I, it's not, yeah, talking, yes. Okay, fine. But it's not snoring or anything. It's just talking and he wants to be comfortable. But yeah, he can take a nap anywhere anytime.

Combat nap, he calls it. People ask a lot of questions. They searched a lot of questions about the show. So here are the ones they ask about us, either on the phones or through online. For lunchbox. Well, I'll do Amy first. For Amy, it's like, hey, when are her kids coming that she's adopting?

And if you missed, there was an update. Amy still feels like they'll be between December 10th and December 24th. They're getting their passport pictures taken today, which is crazy. So in two weeks, Amy, like, she'll be at every day. everyday mom. Yeah. Every day. I just got a note from the orphanage that they're dressed and ready to go, ready to be picked up for their pictures.

Wow. People ask mostly about me now how my dog is doing because my dog is sick. He gets cancer. And he has about three months to live, according to the vet. He'll outlive that by at least a day. Like this dog is, he's a machine. He might live it. Like three months from a couple days ago, I don't know whatever that date is, give it another day.

He'll outlive that. Yeah. And for lunchboxes is how does lunchbox guests waits? if you guys have ever heard this segment where lunchbox can guess people's weights when they call in, but he won't ever do dudes for some reason? Why won't you do dudes? It's just not my skill. Just women. If you've never heard it, we'll do it.

You can call now. If you're a female, lunchbox will have 30 seconds to talk to you. He can guess your weight within five pounds by just talking to you. And so, we'll do that. Here's the phone number. 877-77 Bobby. If you've never heard this, you're going to have to hear it with your own earballs. It's pretty amazing. We've done this for years and it's pretty amazing. He misses occasionally, but usually he doesn't.

Lunchbox will guess people's weights by talking to them coming up next. People ask a lot whenever they ask about lunchbox. How does he guess the weights of callers on the show whenever they play this game? I don't know. He's been doing it for 13 years, and he can always guess within five pounds. That's kind of the deal, right? Five pounds, yeah. Within five pounds, it's really that easy.

Simple, easy. I just talked to them, ask them a couple questions, listen to their breathing patterns. Their breathing patterns. I don't want to give way of my secret because I may mess up their breathing on purpose. Oh, they may come up. Hello, let's go.

All right, so here's what's going to happen is I'll put a couple of callers on. You'll see, you'll hear, and I can tell you, before I put them on, I've never spoken to these people before in my life. At least I don't think I have. Let me put on Kristen in Austin. Hi, Kristen. How are you today? You good?

Yeah, I'm doing great. Have you and I ever had a conversation before? Nope. Okay, just making sure I don't want a lot of my audience here. So lunchbox out, you have 30 seconds, talk to Kristen, and guests are weight within five pounds. Go ahead. Hey, Kristen, what was your favorite dish at Thanksgiving? My Brussels sprouts.

How many pieces of pie did you have? A couple little small ones. How tall are you? Five, seven and a half. Five seven and a half? All right, time is up. Now, you have to guess her weight within five pounds. You've asked her questions.

And listen, when people say, oh, they had a small piece of pie, that means they had half the pie. Oh, is that right? Yeah, they had a big chunk, and they don't want to admit it. They want to think they were doing well trying to watch whatever they were eating. But when you're eating pie, you're cutting a big old chunk out of that pie. Kristen is 195. He says 195. Kristen, what do you weigh?

How much? 195. And when you say a little less, that's within five pounds. Woo! Yes. I hope you have some pumpkin pie today to celebrate. One down. You are a winner.

That sounds so good. Amy and Tennessee, how are you? Hey, good morning. I'm doing well. Thank you for calling. Have you and I ever spoken before? No, we have not. So we haven't met.

I don't know her. Lunchbox left 30 seconds. Talk to Amy and figure out. Guess we wait within five pounds. Amy, you're the only 10 I see. But how tall are you? I'm 5.5. What do you do for a living?

I work in sales, and I'm a multitask. I'm a stay-at-home mom. I'm a three. When's the last time you went and worked out? Probably three months ago. Oh, what's your favorite breakfast? Oh, I'm sorry about that lunchbox. Time is up.

Okay. So, uh... Listen. Okay. She's a woman. Mm-hmm. She's in sales. She's got three kids, right?

Yeah. What do those women in sales got to do? They got to sell. So they're always moving around, hustling and bustling. Yeah. She's got to weigh 122. 122. What do you weigh, Amy?

125. Yeah! Mother of the year right there. Mother of the year. Wow. Mother of the year. Working hard for the money. All right, let's do one more.

Let's go to Kathy in Arkansas. Hi, Kathy. How are you? Good morning, everyone. I am wonderful. Now, Kathy, I'm going to ask you the same question and ask the last two calls just so they know. We don't hang out. I don't know.

We don't know each other like on a personal level, do we? No, we do not. Okay. Well, lunchbox is going to ask you a few questions. He's going to guess your weight within five pounds. Are you ready for that, Kathy? I'm ready. Okay, here we go. Lunchbox 30 seconds.

Kathy, how often do you eat fast food per week? Oh, maybe once? How much coffee do you drink every morning? Zero. And what is your favorite holiday? Oh, that's got to be Halloween. Ooh, Halloween. You ever go trick-or-treating and get some candy? What do you have to do with anything?

I'm sorry. No, I don't. I get to dress up and just be crazy, though. What were you this year for Halloween? I was a bat Oh, crazy bat Yeah All right time's up All right lunchbox

He's stressing Hey oh yeah A little bit His eyes got like he doesn't know where to go Listen guys She loves Halloween Kathy how you feel you Feel like you're gonna stump them

Oh I mean like I don't know either Go ahead Listen she loves Halloween She was a bat You know what bats They like the candy

And she also Doesn't eat fast food And she doesn't drink coffee That means she has to weigh 220 220 Okay All right

Kathy I don't understand His logic I don't be there. But Kathy, what do you weigh? Well, I don't eat candy because I'm diabetic, but I am at 216. No! He does that again. I don't know how.

Guys, that's within five pounds. It is. That's correct. And you deserve your song. Three for three. And they stay there. And they stay there. Woo.

Now, now, we don't know how. does it either. Oh my goodness. Sometimes he misses. He didn't miss any there. So I saw this a couple days ago. This kid, he goes at half court and it's like, okay, if you can hit the shot, you went chick-flay for everybody. And so, not only that, he had just beat cancer, and he goes out and nails it and went chick-fly for the entire arena.

Wow. You would have thought they won a million dollars. It's amazing. Because first of all, the kid, he fought cancer, he won. That there is a major. victory. And then it's like, hey, we've chosen you to shoot half court. And if you make this shot, you win Chick-Flay for everybody. And then he throws it up. Just sinks it. And the place, it erupts. It's an amazing video. And congrats to that kid. Because, I mean, the big thing there is, he crushed non-Hodgkins lymphoma. It's a rare and an aggressive form of cancer. By the way, the St. Jude Radiothons, speaking of that, is next week, Thursday and Friday.

Lots of awesome artists stopping by to donate their time. So it's always a really fantastic way that they're able to give back. So that'd be next week. The Bible Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so you can like end up spending tons of money over Christmas, but I've got a tip that's going to keep you from overspending. Because sometimes you take out that credit card and you're just like, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe. That doesn't feel real because he's not really giving money.

I hate that. Right. It doesn't feel real. Well, if you want to avoid overspending, research has shown that people are really. willing to spend less if they have Chris brand new bills that they're working with. So don't use your credit card. Get out the amount of cash you want to use, but make sure it's not dirty old cash that you're okay parting with. Make sure it's brand new. Yeah, but that defeats the purpose of using a credit card because a credit card because you don't have the money. Like,

that's why we use a credit card. There's no bills to get because you use credit card for credit. Well, then Dave Ramsey would say then you don't need to be buying those presents. I agree with that. If you can't afford it, don't buy it. Yeah. But I'm saying most people use a credit card because they don't have the money. Like, I was talking about this earlier off the air. Like, we were talking about J.C. Penny. And I was like, you used to be called pennies. Yeah.

My grandma said like, hey, school shoes, take the credit card and go to pennies and, you know, buy some school shoes. That's because we didn't have the money. So, I mean, I'm all for Chris money, but. And you're like, I still wonder if that card ever got paid off. Oh, there's no way that could. That was off the air conversation or on the year? Offier.

Okay. See, all our conversations were the same. Yeah. People was like, does the show change when you go off the air? No. Talk about the same is enough. And I was like, I bet you that's just a bill that just exists somewhere. Or maybe one of those fairy people that go in and pay layaway bills and stuff or credit card.

No? Not nice people. Yeah, not me. What else? Okay. Eddie Van Halen, you obviously know he's like famous guitar dude. Of course. And did you know that he does the guitar solo on Michael Jackson's beat it?

Yeah, of course. Well, some people maybe didn't know. But you asked us. We know. I'm speaking to the people. I'm speaking to the people. So he did it for free He said Michael Jackson came to him

He ended up doing it as a favor And now he basically calls himself a complete fool Well, most artists Even now, when they hop on other They do it for free Well, they do it for union rate Which is very, very, very low Because you can't work for free

But it's not a big Because usually they pay the favor back So that's what it is Yeah, plus he made a lot of money So he's good But I'm saying he made a lot more with this But it's common for artists to go, hey, I'll do a feature with you

and you come back and do it with me. No, I'll trade. It's this here. But if he actually wrote that guitar, that solo, if he wrote the solo himself, he goes, it's very famous. And that's very Van Halen sounding. Yes, it is.

That, I mean, he could say he was a writer of the song. Maybe that's his thing. Like, he didn't credit himself as a writer of the song more than that. But that's interesting. That's a very famous guitar solo. So do you think you could do a better job than your boss?

And we'll just take that to how, like, Let me go first. Yes. Then your current bosses. Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, yeah. I'd shape this format up. Boom.

Out of here. Wow. Oh, yeah. What about our CEO? No, he's a genius. He's awesome. No. I'm just saying that's the ultimate boss here.

He's changed everything. Yeah, he's a, like, Bob Pimmon's a genius. Pioneer. I talk to him and I'm like, sometimes I don't, we're not in the same wavelength. And I'm, I feel like I, I talk, I talk crazy. Like, sometimes my dreams are way too big, then, and I want things to happen. They could never happen. but I reach for the stars

and if I land on the clouds I'm okay but like he's up there in like an atmosphere we haven't even discovered yet like yeah interesting but yeah but oh yeah yeah I can run I can run this form now no problem 44% of workers out there believe that they could

do a better job than their boss if they were given the chance then I think it's fair to ask you guys do you think you could do a better job at hosting the show than me Amy no lunchbox yeah Eddie not right now if I worked on it a little bit yeah yeah I think Bobby, you can move up to our boss's position, take over that, and then put me in that chair,

and we could get this thing rolling. Fair enough. Who are you working with? You'll find out how you make the cut. Oh, really? He comes in and fires all of us. There's going to be some changes around here. What else that means?

Man, I saw this and I felt so bad because this guy, he's my boy. Eli Manning. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, he got benched. Yeah. And I thought, oh, my goodness, what body part did? he hurt because he has played 210 games consecutively starting quarterback

right and so I thought oh no did he break his shoulder his foot what happened no they're just straight up benching it like a production ouch like that has got here's what stinks about it the quarterback they're putting in behind it is terrible it's so it's not gonna work you know that's terrible

yeah they should just let Eli play out and draft on the quarterback well they're two nine right now they're two and nine two and nine okay here's what was he doing sports stories She has no idea. What does that mean? 2-9? That's how tall he is.

He's 2-9. He's a widow-wido-guy. He's the smallest quarterback ever. Standing at 2-9. No, they have two wins and nine losses. That's right. And that's not good. So I guess they're having to give him another dude a shot.

But poor Eli. He almost, he didn't hold the record, though. You know who holds the record for most consecutive starting quarterback games? From my brain, Brett Farf. How many? Okay. Yeah. Because I do.

Come on, Boone. Go ahead. I do. 297. you read it. What? Okay, what? Well, somewhere if you knew it, you would have read it.

Yeah. But I just retained it. Okay. Go ahead. All right. So, Eli Manning, sorry about that. I'm Amy. That's your pile.

Like he's listening. Yeah, sorry. It might be. That's okay, Amy. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll show.

Come on, Bob. Daniel Breber is good, man. She's good. That's good. That's good. So good. We have a list of, like, people that come in and blow us away. The leaderboard.

Yeah, it's like, people you're like, oh, they're a good singer. And they come in, you're like, oh, no, they're a great singer. Yeah, like, really, really good. It's like, people you don't expect, too. People that you don't expect. But, like, Lauren Atlanta comes in and you're like, oh, well, she's the best. Yeah. And then, like, Shay comes in, Dan and Shay, yeah, no, no, no, no, he's the best.

And then, like, Daniela, no, no, no, he's the best. And then Stable to come in. I was like, no, no, no, no, he's a bad. Oh, come on. But there's that class, and she's in it. And she's the smallest of all. Yes, she is. That's why I think sometimes it's so weird

because her tiny little body and then this like voice. Yeah. That's amazing. So I asked her to come back during the St. Jude Radiothon and play too. So that's next week.

Which, by the way, can I just say a little something? Yeah. Do we have a second? Yes. Go ahead. Let me say something here. So we're not going to make a deal about it next week. But Lindsay, my ex-Gorberman,

is going to come play. She's going to play the Radiothon. that's about St. Jude, that's not about our relationship. Got it. So that will happen. She can come in January, whatever, and anything's on, but we can't, we're not doing a radiothon for kids with cancer and getting into our relationship. Keep it pro. Not even that, it's just not what it's about.

We can be pro, we can do whatever we want in January. She'll come back, she got a song, you know. Okay. But I'm just saying, she's going to come in and play her and Charlie Warsham. I'm going to play together for the radiothon next week. But there's no awkward. awkward can be January. All right.

Just because it is what it is. Okay. Good? You got it. You got it. Yeah. Making sure we're on the same page. Keep it cool. Yes, you would. Yes, you would. Eddie, by the way, our producer, Eddie, is trying to sell the Red Rocket, which is his car.

I thought it was worth $800. Well, he got it appraised and they said, by the way, you have a Jeep now. Yeah, I have a brand new Jeep. Well, it's used, but yes, new to me, man. I love it. Oh, I don't know what year is it? It's a 14. 2014. Look at there. Yeah, I have 30,000 miles on it.

That's no big deal. Probably some old lady just drove back and forth to church. That's what I'm picturing. Yeah. That's what they say. So, but you still have the Red Rocket. I still have it. It's parked in front of my house, and I'm looking for buyers now. You took it and got it appraised, and this was your car you drove for years, and they

were going to give you $800 for it. Yeah, well, the guy that I talked to, he was like, I don't want it, but if I had to give you a price, 800 bucks. Did you try to trade it in for the Jeep? I went back to that dude. No, no, no, oh, oh, the Jeep. No, no, well, they said they were just going to take it to a scrapyard. Oh, like, no money?

Disrespect. And I was like, I'm keeping it. Oh, they were just going to take it and get it out of your way. Yeah, because at first they were like, do you want to trade the car? And I'm like, yeah, absolutely I want to trade it. They're like, well, we're not going to trade it. It's not because there's no use to us. We're just going to throw it away.

And we'll give you like $150 for that. You still have it. Yeah, I was like $150. Get out of your disrespect. How much do you want for it? Well, I mean, he's appraised 800. I want to shoot for a grand. Oh, there's no way.

Wait. That's the worst car I've ever seen. Parts. Like, strip it. Oh, yes. I need you to go and take pictures of this car. Okay. And bring them in and let's show our, and we'll put them online.

Really? Yeah. And let's show our listeners what you're asking $1,000 for. I got to wash it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll wash it. Maybe put some armor on the tire.

Yeah, armor all the thing. Yeah, that's going to do it. Okay. That's definitely a big difference. All right. All right. I like this, bones. And then we'll put it up and see what you can get.

Okay. We'll link everybody to the Craiglis page. Yes. Yeah, okay. As high as you want. But what's crazy is Eddie's the Red Rocket, it's really not like that old. It's not old, but it's not old, but for whatever reason it just looks old. Yeah, like there's paint chipping on the hood, which makes it look real bad.

Well, and there are no hubcap. There's one left. It shakes when it goes over like 50. 55. Yeah. And what year is it? It's a 2004. Not even that old.

Not even 100,000 miles. Wow. Did you buy a lemon? No, I've got it from my sister and she wrecked it completely. So it's kind of got a little thing. I shouldn't have said that. Dang it. Take it back.

You can't do lunchbox. You can't do lunchbox. If we put it on Craigslist, it's your car. You want to trade. If we put it on Craigslist, will you donate half the money? Because you're getting to quiet the advertising platform you wouldn't get. Okay, I like this. But I mean, let's go high, guys.

I can even sign the steering wheel or something. Bobby, will you sign the windshield or go out of the dash, Andy? We'll just get some pictures up, all right? Okay. Tomorrow Chris Stapleton will be in That's cool I used to look in the past

I'm not a guy That's a lot of time Looking at the past But man Was Daniel Bradbury good How's today? She good? Yes

Go to Bobbybones.com And watch Daniel Bradbury perform on the show today Because she was awesome And That makes you want to That's her jam now

She performed I mean Eddie was saying Off the air I was like It's like She has a natural recording studio

in her voice. It sounded like... It sounds perfect. Yeah, and it was on my mic that I'm talking and I sound nothing like her. Wait, Daniel? Yeah, she was on this mic. No, I thought you were her.

No, it's the mic. Yeah, it's just the mic. Oh, yeah. No, it really was fantastic. She has a record coming out Friday. Chris Stapleton has a record coming out Friday. We're going to go, but tomorrow Chris Stapleton's in. So, it's a lot of good stuff.

And then Garthson next week talked about that. So there's a lot of people coming by. Yeah. You do anything today? Um, no. No. Finish decorating for Christmas. And you're finishing?

Yeah, I started. But I have, I have a few more things that I need to go get like some greenery. I want to get it fresh real, because I don't have a real Christmas tree, but I want like the garland and stuff to smell like pine trees. So I've got to go to like one of those Christmas trees. Just get a fake one and spray it, right? No, no, no, that doesn't smell. I want the smell of pine. Buy a candle.

Yeah, by air freshener. Yeah, the one in the shape of a pine tree. Yeah, yeah. All right, we're going to go on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Always appreciate you. For being here. We'll see you tomorrow. Lobby bones. Air Tasker helps you get more done fast.

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