The Bobby Bones Show - Dierks Bentley In Studio + Will It Uber: Bobby Tries To Uber Deliver His Tooth To Bae + Morgan #2 Does Something Morally Questionable Over The Weekend

Episode Date: January 22, 2018

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Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Dirk's Spentley will be in studio later today, so it'd be good to see old Dirk. I haven't seen Dirk since he opened up his bar a couple weeks ago. I wonder if he's rich now. He probably goes in the whole first and then makes that money. I bet you he didn't even go on.

the hole. Really? Because if you're famous, I don't know this, because I don't ask people about people's money. Yeah, it's their personal business. Yeah. But at least I know people who are famous who have just used their name and they've sold their name as a license. And I don't know that he did that. But like Vince Young's Steakhouse, for example, in Austin, Vince Young, I believe, didn't put any money behind that. Just sold them their license. They just pay him and he gets to use the name. So smart. So I'm not sure what Dirk's did. But I can ask, I'll ask him that on the air. I would never ask that in personal life. on the air it's all the same

it is what it is it's like I was hanging out with Dan from Dan and Shea because we did a bobby cast at my house into last week and I was asking him questions and I would never ask them in person because I've been over to Dan's house I've had dinner and stuff

but I'd never ask him like hey tell me about when you were in punk band and set world warp tour and tell me about how but you can ask those stuff when it's the umbrella of radio world yeah it's all of a sudden okay It's kind of invasive in personal life, but if you're interviewing, it's okay. It's like, when'd you wake your first real money, Dan?

I would never ask that at the dinner table. When did you finally hit that million dollar mark? That could come up over chicken and dumplings. It's true that we all want to know those answers. So, yeah, we'll see what happens later on today. Glad everybody's here. Welcome back Monday. Tonight for us, a big night, our million dollar show here in Nashville.

It's the raging idiots and a lot of people. Keith Urban's going to play it with us. Luke Combs, Mayor of Morse. So that's tonight. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Anisa Cruz, now 21 years old, was rescued by a firefighter, Stephen McNally in the Bronx on June 9, 2002. Now, at the time, she was six years old, and that inspired her to become a firefighter herself.

So, while visiting the family in New York to sweep her own, she had a chance to meet with that firefighter who saved her life and tell him that she just graduated from the firefighter. Fire Academy at Indian River State College. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that cool? That's awesome. He said seeing her now and seeing all of her accomplishments is overwhelming. Like he saved her? She was inspired.

Now she's going to save people. That's crazy. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in weather news. Most of the country is going to be in the 50s and 60s this week. So the good news is that cold is gone, at least for now.

In other news in Florida at the Eagle Ridge Mall, a bomb went off in the entryway of a JC Penny. Luckily, nobody was injured. Police are still investigating the situation. And finally in sports, the big game is all set in the NFL, the New England Patriots, and the Philadelphia Eagles. Game's going to be Sunday, February 4th. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. Every once in a while, I drop some wisdom on you that if you don't use it, you're missing out. And I'm talking to the men out there right now.

Here we are, late January. Valentine's Day's coming up in a few weeks. Here we go. I'm just putting that out there to say, one, don't forget. Two, if you want to make reservations at a really great place, you need to do it right now. So, this is me.

Dropping that right on your head. Call today, if you're planning on a dinner reservation at Valentine's Day, and set it up because you're going to try to call on that 10th, the 13th, maybe even the 14th, and there's going to be nothing. you're going to be stuck eating at 10.15 or 4.15. So, Eddie, married 12 years. Lunchbox, married two years.

Yeah, what day is Valentine's Day? 14th. 14th. Yes. You can probably get on 13th whenever you want. But today, make it a priority to at least... Think about it. Order. No.

Yes. Eddie, do you plan on doing anything with your wife? No, probably not go out to eat or anything. I'm going to try to be creative. I've been doing that the last couple years. Like last year, remember I did the deck of car. and I wrote really nice romantic things about her. 52 things I love about my wife.

That's good. Start on something like that now. Oh, that's crazy. Valentine's Day's on a Wednesday, too. Oh, boy. Hey, Morgan, number two. Yeah. What do you expect from your boyfriend on Valentine's Day? How long he has been together?

About six months, close to seven. But it's kind of serious, huh? Yeah. What do you expect? I mean, honestly, I just want to go to dinner in flowers, and I'm cool with that. Like, I don't need a whole gift and all of that big stuff. But you wouldn't turn it down. You wouldn't snore all your nose at it.

No, no. It would be awesome. if I got it, but I don't really expect it. And you're not saying don't buy me a gift. No. Okay, so she wants a gift. Yes, she does. Yes.

So, guys, if you're listening, make your reservations now today, because there will be nothing left. This has been a public service announcement. For me, Bobby, the more you know. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Time for some positivity.

Thanks for hanging. We go around the room and share good news. Let's go. I love good news. First, so Francis Jones lost her husband four years ago, and her granddaughter, Maddie, says it's been tougher. So when her grandma was diagnosed with cancer, Maddie thought of this gift. She asked her grandma for an old shirt of her grandfather's. Then she sewed the shirt into a homemade blanket and gave her this blanket of her grandfather's old clothes.

That actually still kind of smelled like her grandfather. Yeah, right? That's thoughtful. That's good, man. And the grandma had cancer before, and her husband would always go to chemo with her, so she takes the blanket with her. Yeah, just when you thought you were going to knock down the uppercut of pulling the heartstrings hit you.

Lunchbox, you're up, buddy. There's a state representative in Missouri. His wife needed a kidney, but he wasn't a match. So he said, I'll donate a kidney to someone else. And he started a chain, so a three-way kidney donation got a stranger a kidney, another stranger kidney, and then that stranger's friend donated and his wife got a kidney. Wow. Those kidney chains are crazy because sometimes people don't even know.

No, anybody needs kidneys, give a kidney. That's crazy. Morgan number two. All right, so a little boy named Beau has Down syndrome, and it was really hard for him to find words, but with the help of his sister, she played the guitar for him, and they played this song, You Are My Sunshine,

and he learned 12 words just by singing along and hanging out with his sister. That's awesome. That's tell me something good. What's funny is we have a time when everybody has to get here on the show, and if you don't get here by that exact size, Then I say, hey, you should probably just go home today.

And it's a place where pretty much everyone's been sent home. Eddie's been sent home for being late. Yeah, it's not a fun place to be. Lunchbox has been sent home. Amy's been sent home. Who knows? She may just be late every day. That's why she's not here.

Yeah, never know. That's funny. But for the first time, I started to worry about Morgan No. 2 today. And Morgan No. 2 is the newest to the show. And you walked in 45 seconds before. the buzzer. Yeah, that was terrifying. Did you get nervous as it was getting closer to it? Yeah. Yeah. My heart was being really fast. Like super fast. That I was not going to make it. Was Sunday fun day, a little too fun day? No, what's sad is I did nothing yesterday. I just, I'm terrible at waking up

alarms. I said about 10 alarms. And I didn't wake up to a single one of them. You sat 10 alarms and still didn't wake up. I sat 10 alarms every day. What were you doing last night? Nothing. You were about to be grounded I was binge watching What'd you binge watch? Maybe this is it Let's get down What'd you watch?

911 The new movie With Connie Britton Yeah That's not a movie There is it? New TV show I can't even talk

I'm like all Hurt's down right now jittery So what was going through your mind As you get here 45 seconds before the deadline I was freaking out I just didn't want to be

Sit home That's like my That's the number one thing I just don't want to happen I don't like being late either And I don't like Starting my day that way It's just not good

Well take a breath because you're here, you're fine, you cut it perfect. Actually, you ran your time perfect, and I admire that one. You ran your time exactly right. How do you like that 9-1-1 show with Connie Britton? Oh, it's so good. Is it? What?

Yeah. I like it a lot. I've heard that from other people, too, that it's really good. It says it's a little bit cheesy. Yeah. But it's way better than it is a little bit cheesy. Another show that I watched, it was a little bit cheesy, but that was fantastic, was that Manh Unabomber.

because it also taught you history too. A little bit cheesy because it was made for network television, but so good. It's on Netflix, and you learned about the Unabomber. So I can do it with a little bit of cheese. Nashville, a little bit of cheese, but really good, the TV show. Hey, I'm proud of being here. Don't feel like you're in a bad spot because you're in a good spot.

You're here on time. Rock and roll. Yeah, that's all that matters. Rock and roll. Thank you, lunchbox Eddie. You're all texting. You're welcome. Oh, you guys are looking out for it?

Heads up, man. Did they wake you up? They did. It was because of that. Wow, we did. Guys, I'm surprised you didn't want her to go down and be part of the team. No, no, no, no. I know that feeling.

It's not a good one. Yeah. I wouldn't wish that up on anyone. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. All right, let's talk for a second.

Carrie Underwood gave her fans another health update. She fractured her wrist back in the fall, and she shared an x-ray on Instagram. Last checkup on the old wrist this morning, she said, Thanks, Dr. Worth, my PT Angel, said she's just about ready to go. Keith Urban released a new track called Parallel Lines and holy man

is it awesome. Here it is. Man, that's a jam. So that song was co-written by Ed Shearren. Speaking to Ed Scheran, he got engaged. Ed announced Saturday he and his girlfriend

got engaged. That's your 30 second skinny and that new Keith Urban song is on my favorite songs in a long time. Yeah. Thank you very much. The Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bone Show.

Boney of the day. This story comes to us from England. A man was at home and he really wanted his wife to leave the pub. He was ready for dinner, but she wanted to keep drinking. She wouldn't leave, so what's he do? Picks up the phone, calls in a bomb threat to the pub. That's why I did.

I mean, no, no, terrible idea. Wow. He bombed threaded her to get her out, huh? Yeah. Woo, she was just having fun with her friends, but he wanted her at home. Oh, man. Seems like there are about 80 more effective ways than to call in a bomb threat. Oh, I'm Lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones is on. Let's play, Is It Morley Acceptable? Ready to play this game? Oh, yeah. And our special guest on, Is it Morally acceptable? Is Morgan number two? Hey, welcome Morgan number two here.

For our game called it, Is it morally acceptable? So you go watch a movie, huh? Yeah. What'd you watch? I saw 12 Strong. And how was it? Incredible. My best movie ever now.

Ever? Yep. Top favorite movie. Tell me what 12 Strong's about. It's about these 12 men who rode into horseback and essentially stopped the beginning of Al-Qaeda right after 9-11. It's based on a true story. On horseback? Yeah, on horseback.

Who's in the movie? The main, the lead guy is Chris Hemsworth. And he's incredible in that role. Is that Miley Cyrus's guy? No, that's our guy's boyfriend. Door? Door? Yeah.

Okay. That's cool. What? No, no, I like how you broke it down that way. It makes sense to me. I need it. Yes, I did too. So you go watch the movie.

You're blown away, right? Yeah, and it was like left and I was like, I need to see another movie. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, so you went back up front and bought another ticket. No. Huh. We movie hopped. Oh, my goodness.

Oh. I haven't done that since junior high. So, explain what a movie hop is. You just go into another movie hop is. instead of going to buy a ticket. Because 12 Strong was an IMAX. It was $40 for two tickets. Whoa.

Holy cow. $40. We're like, so are we getting like a dinner with this movie or? To be fair, the IMAX screen is bigger and it does cost more to put up and cost more to build it. It costs more electricity. So you pay $20 a ticket, $40. You and your boyfriend go? Yeah.

You love the movie. You're so inspired by the movie. You want to go steal another one. So would you go watch? Forever My Girl, the new Nicholas Sparks movie. Oh, you needed a decompression from... Yes. Yes. So, is it morally acceptable that she movie-hopped?

Let's go over to lunchbox first. Go ahead, my friend. I say, if you can get away with it, you can do it. Props to you, congratulations. You outsmarted the system. If they want to save you from doing that, they need to have a better system in place. Did you feel guilty? I felt so guilty. I mean, I was happy I saw two movies, and it was really expensive, so I felt like I deserved it, but I was like, I know this is wrong. You had to pay more because they were giving you more.

I know. I know. Eddie? By man, Bobby, you've always predicted that movie theaters on the way out, and this is one reason why they could be on the way out. No, it's morally unacceptable. Okay. Here's what I'm going to say. You did it. You didn't cost them any money, okay? Okay.

But you did break the rule. Now, here's what I say you do. This is a victimless crime, by the way. Okay. And victimless crime should be treated as such because no one. was hurt, nothing was stolen. What you should do with the money that you didn't pay is do something good for somebody

else. Okay, I like this. I like where this is going. First of all, don't movie hop. True. You shouldn't. In your heart, you'll feel poison and you just shouldn't do it because it's kind of like stealing. Yes. But it's a movie's going to play anyway. You know? So, what you should do with the

I mean, it costs like 11 bucks a ticket to go to the movies now. Yeah, so like $22. Let's just make it a hard 25. Nice. You take that 25 bucks and you do something nice for somebody. Okay. Tomorrow morning, that's your due date.

Okay, the baby comes tomorrow. You tell us no what you did with that $25. I can do that. And that's what I think you should do. Say I. Morgan number two. Morgan number two. Well, not steal.

Will not steal. Intellectual property. Intellectual property. From major theaters that actually don't care. From major theaters that actually don't care. There you go. And probably would have never found out. But it is morally unacceptable.

Yes. Kids do not lead by the example of Morgan number two. A lot of people hold it the highest esteem, which is crazy. Like kids all over are like, who's your hero, Morgan number two? And now she says this and people are set. It's not good. Tomorrow morning, bring in what you did with that $25 bucks. All right, I will.

And then you'll be vindicated. Deal. Thank you. Hey, we're going to play Never Going to Get It Real quick, because I have a good one. And then Dirk's comes in later, so it'll be a good show. Trust me on this one By the way, Morgan number two is 24 And I read a story that

24-year-olds are just starting to be adults It used to be 18, but now it's 24 Because the brains are developing slower With all social media, over-stimulation You're just barely an adult So I'm gonna let that pass right now But you being Last year, this animal

Injured more zookeepers than any other animal So it's zoos Wow. This animal injured more zookeepers than any other animal. You can call 877-77 Bobby. You're never going to get it. Last year, this animal injured more zookeepers than any other animal. Nathan and Virginia.

Going to say monkeys. That's a good guess because they go crazy and that's not it. Appreciate you, though. That's not it, a monkey. Anybody have a monkey on their list? No. Okay, let's go, do one more. Hello.

And it is Natalie. Hey, Natalie and Fort Smith. I say penguin. Oh, come on, little penguins, Natalie. They're just like... Well, yes, they're never going to get it, and you don't expect it to be a penguin, but they snap at them whenever they're feeding them.

See, I like where your mind goes, and that's why you didn't get it. But still, it's good, it's good. I appreciate that. That's not it, but I appreciate you. Lunchbox? Okay. Yep, yeah, go ahead.

An obvious answer. Is a zebra? A zebra, he says. I don't even know if they're at the zoo, but I couldn't think of anything else at the zoo. Are you making fun of him, Eddie? Well, yeah, what, zebra? Like, unless you stand behind and it kicks you. That's true. Show me zebra.

All that do is we do, we and we, no matter what. Zebra. How did you guess that? He didn't even know they were at the zoo. It doesn't matter. today. Is that even an animal? Or is that just from the cartoon?

How about a lager? It is Eddie Jr.'s 10-year birthday today. That's a big one. Double digits, man. Wow, man. My little guy is turned into a man. He's not a man. He's 10.

I don't know what you have him doing. I feel like he is. Just the way he acts, he's starting to get a little B-O now. Good for him. It's just like he's not a little, little. kid anymore. Yeah, yes, he's 10. I know. I can't carry him. Okay. Like we have real conversations. There is a whole period of time between when you can carry him and him turning into a man. 10's a big deal. So you're saying that's where I am right now in that middle period?

We have some of our favorite Eddie Jr. moments. No, you do? Yeah, it's like a top three list. So here is Eddie Jr., Eddie's now 10-year-old practicing jingles for the radio show. Here he is singing a jingle. Daddy Bobby Bobby-Bome See? Yeah. Him doing a show jingle. Here is Eddie Jr. again. Pretty good.

Not bad. Here is Eddie Jr. And the four-year-old doing one of our favorite moments where they did a parody to the fighter Carrie Underwood Keith Irvin. That's right. In the back of the car.

What if I poop? Yes. Yes. This is something they wrote themselves. What if I do? What if I fart? And if I poop. Oh, my goodness.

That's y'all's version. Yeah. You weren't happy with Keith Urban's version, so you got to change it and make it your own? Yes. You guys are gross. There it is. What if I can't?

I will let you care. But happy birthdays. 10 years old, man. Oh, 10 years old today. Yeah, I'll give him a cloud there. Happy birthday. A little guy. Happy birthday.

No, man. He's a man. Little man. Hey, you got to take him the bar. That I can't carry anymore. I got a couple things I want to talk about. By 90 minutes from Dirkson. Bentley being in studio, he'll be coming in live.

He has such a good song, this woman amen. I like Dirks' music generally. I like his sound. This song's really good. Yeah, man, and I love whoa-w-wows. I love claps. I love snaps. I like it also when you bring kids into songs.

You like whistles, too. It's a hard knock life for us. It's a hard knock life for us. Those are all things I like. I like the woes and songs. I like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just, that dark song is a jam for me. So he's coming in in a bit.

That's one thing I wanted to mention. Two is we can do another round of will at Uber where we hire. Oh yeah. We pull the Uber driver to the station and we give them something random as if they'll take it over to downtown. Hey Raymond, how annoying is your girlfriend with us? How annoyed is she? Oh, she's probably pretty much done with it. Will she do us one more, you think?

I don't think she's home. Oh, where would we send it to it? Because I have an old tooth of mine that fell out about... What? A tooth. A tooth. Right. Will it Uber?

And I brought it and I thought lunchbox like, hey, this is a very important tooth. I need to get this somewhere. And we send the tooth. Okay. Oh my goodness. Who needs a tooth? No, no, it needs a tooth. Let's just think about that and we'll see it.

Willett Uber. We're going to play Willett Uber. And Lunchbox is out on the street right now. And what we're trying to send via Uber is. Uber is an old tooth of mine that fell out. Yes, and it's just the tooth. Yeah, and lunch was so disgusted by it, he didn't want to touch it. No.

It's not gross. Hey, lunchbox. Yeah. So, David, the Uber driver, is how far away? Two minutes away. So what are you going to say to him to see if he'll take this tooth and deliver it downtown to Bay, Ray's girlfriend? I'm going to say that my girlfriend is having dental surgery and they're putting this tooth back on. and I accidentally left with it in my car and she needs it.

Okay. And so I need him to deliver it. Interesting? That's great. Yeah. That's good. Good storyline. What?

The wind almost blew the tooth away. Oh, my goodness. Dude, it's okay. Touch it. I touched it. I already put it in my mouth. He's wearing it. He pulls it out and gives it an Uber driver.

So what we do is we try to ship things via Uber. It started with Eddie's car keys. He had to send him down. to his wife and we thought, well that's interesting. And then we sent a pork chop and put it in the seatbelt. And then we sent a life-size cut out of Jason Aldeen. And now we're going to see if a tooth,

because you're sending like a piece of a body. Yeah, it's a human part. It's an organ. It's not an organ. A tooth is not an organ. I disagree. Okay. All right.

You can disagree, but I don't think a tooth's an organ. Oh, folks, I think we're pulling up. Okay, here we go. David to Uber drivers pulling up on lunchbox. You think he'll do it? Yeah. You do? I think he'll do. He has to do it. Okay. Oh, yeah. He's pulling up. He's pulling up. He's pulling up. All right. Let's say where the lunchbox is. He's an older guy. He's not going to like this.

Okay. Go ahead. We're listening in. How you doing? My man. How you doing? Nice to meet you. All right. I look. I need to deliver this to my girlfriend. She's having dental surgery. And I luck this in my car. Okay. And so if I'm going to leave it right there for you. All right. And when you enter, you're going to enter on First Avenue. I gave you the address, but you got to enter on the first avenue side because if you go on second avenue,

it's the back of the building. And if you'll give her that tooth, she's having surgery before and they're putting that back on and I've actually left with it in my car. All right. Oh, thank you, David. You're awesome, man.

Hey, and if you want to try it on, you can try it on. All right, you know, you want to try it, you know, get something to eat and see if it's still working. Hey, go ahead. All right, David. It hurts.

It works. It'll work. Uber will just take anything. Hey, you put it right in his hand Oh, he took it in his hand He took it in his hand Okay He took it in his hand

Yeah, he took it in his hand And lunchbox, he leaves the car He starts screaming In Uber, it Uber So that guy just sees some guy yelling Okay Lunchbox come on back in All right

And then we'll get Bay on the phone And see if it Ubered Oh man, I love it. I love it. It's a tooth. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Now, we spent the last few minutes watching the Uber driver on my phone. And Raymond, our audio producer, Ray, has the girlfriend Bay, who's been receiving our Uber items.

And so I have a tooth in my house. They can fill out of my mouth. So, lunchbox took it out and asked the Uber driver if he would Uber this on down the road. So Bay's on the phone again. I know she's getting annoyed with us. Hi, Bay. Hi, he's here. Do you have the tooth?

No, I'm about to do right now. Okay. Hi. I'm good. Oh, good. He didn't put it in any of the table. All right. Thank you. Oh, and I got it.

Thank you so much. All right. Thanks. Okay. I have your tooth. So he brought the tooth. He brought the tooth. Yes.

Listen, Bay. been fantastic. What I'm going to do, just because you've been such a good sport, I'm going to make sure and send you and Ray out to a nice dinner. Ray, how you feel about that? Yeah, just because you guys have been going, but because of that, I need to do, not today, but I need to do one more later this week. Because we have this whole live animal idea. If it works out, it could be great. Yeah, if it works, it'll be fantastic. Wait, long as it's not like a snake, I can't do anything. No, actually our idea was like a box of snakes. Like, honestly, no. That That was the, we don't think they'll take it.

But we'll see what happens. I appreciate you being there. And I'd like that tooth back. So if you'll send it back with Raymond after, what are you doing now, Bay? I'm about to go to the gym. Yeah, what do you have a plan for the gym today? I'm going to do some back and shoulders. Yeah?

Yeah. What kind of back work do you do? Oh, boy. What on earth. So a lot's a different one. That's a different work. Yeah. I did backwork yesterday.

Oh, that's why you're asking. That's why I asked. Okay, okay. Because people don't, sometimes they don't pay enough attention to the back. Exactly. And that's a muscle group that you'll be all off balance if you don't do the back. Oh, yeah. Exactly, yep.

Are you wearing heels? No, I'm wearing tennis shoes. Okay. Well, Bay, thank you very much. You do have the tooth, confirmed. I have your tooth. So, Will and Uber, in Uber, boy. Thank you, Bay.

Have a good morning. See you soon. Thank you, too. Bye-bye. There she is. Always accepting our Uber's. Are we three-fer? We are.

Wow. That's why we have to send the box of snakes. Yes. Like, that's wise. Yes. Box of snakes. And then lunchbox has to take it out too. I'm not holding that box.

And lunchbox is terrified of snakes. And then lunchboxes, we send lunchbox in his underwear. Oh, I love it. Hey, can I get a ride? Okay. That's kind of funny. And just witty-tides. Yes.

Can I ride in the front passenger seat? Can I drive? Okay. There. We did a song. By the way, we put this on Facebook. This, don't eat the pods. I'm telling you the truth here.

Wrote this in probably 10 minutes. And it was about people eating tidepods. And it was a parody that don't eat the dogs. Wait, was it? No, no, don't eat the pods. Oh, I'll name the dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't eat the dogs is another one.

Don't eat the dogs. I'll name the dogs. And it's been shared almost 5,000, times on our Facebook page. And you can see it. Hey, y'all. Don't eat the pods. I felt like I shouldn't have to say this,

but this is a musical public service announcement. Here we go. It's laundry time I tell you. No more messing around. Gonna do some t-shirts later. But right now I'll do the towels. Pouches come in handy. But I wonder how do they taste.

Kind of looks like a piece of candy. So I shove it in my face. Yeah, spit that out even though it looks yummy Spit that out or you get a sore tummy Man, that sure don't taste like a skittle I ended up in a hospital I learned my lesson I almost died It's not a snack if the label says tied

Unless you want to end up like cousin Todd Finish your veggies and don't eat the pot That's a line, baby Headline from the weekend Lunchbox, how's your weekend, buddy? Oh, my weekend was good, I would say, wife time. I had to do whatever the wife wanted to this weekend. Last weekend we went to Florida for my soccer tournament,

so she got to decide what we did this weekend. What did you decide? She wanted me to clean up the yard, like, rake the leaves. That's not a we thing. That's a you thing. Right. Not that you wanted to do it. Right, but she wanted that done. Yeah.

So I was nice enough to go out and rake some leaves, and I watched some of her. TV shows. Like what? Project Runway All-Stars. Do you like it though now that you watch it? Yeah. Yeah. You got favorites you want to win. Yeah. And we watched, I guess that's, she watched some of that from

Not to Hot season two with Mama June and... You like that one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like a tough weekend, man. Yeah, it's tough. But did you get to watch the Patriots? I did watch some football. Yeah. I did watch the Eagles win. I did watch the Eagles win. I watched that also. She didn't didn't really like that. She did a puzzle or something why I did that.

Yeah, I didn't help her with the puzzle. But mostly it was a her weekend. Mostly it was a her weekend. Morgan number two, how was your weekend? What'd you do? It was really good. Went and saw some... Wait a minute. You can't wait for the news music. Go ahead, Morgan number two? I went and saw movies. Yeah, and you lied about one of them. I did.

So you saw the... Twelve strong. It was great. Yeah, and it was incredible. And then you watched The Notebook? No. Forever My Girl. Oh, oh, wow. It's like the notebook. And then what was that about?

It's about this basically country singer, and he, like, walks out on his fiance. Oh, so all of them, all the country singers we know. Wow. Basically. Dang, dude. What? It's based on true story. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Happens all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. What else more than two? What else was the movie or what else was my weekend? What else was your weekend? That was about it. I had some people over on Saturday.

of my boyfriend's friends and we played some games and just hung out. What games do you play? Apples to apples. I don't know what that is. It's a drinking game? That's maybe why I don't know. No, it's not a drinking game. It's a card game.

The people drink while they play it though? You could. Yeah, that's why I don't play it. I only play shoots and ladders. And then I play that game, Mousetrap, where you'd make the little ball. That's a good one way. Yeah, yeah. Nobody drinks during that.

No. How serious do you and the boyfriend? Are you living together? Pretty much. We still both have our own places, but we stay together. all the time. Morgan number two, have you had the talk with him where it's, we're just wasting money? Like, aside from the, who knows if we're getting married, but if you're always on one place,

are you willing to forego the financial part to live in sin? That right? Wow, that's a good way to put it. Good way to put it. Go ahead? Yeah, we have had that talk. And? We wouldn't at least be dating a year before we officially make that happen.

How would your parents feel about you guys moving in together? They wouldn't care. They understand. The financials, especially living out. in Nashville are really hard. Wow. You feel like he's the one? It's definitely possible.

I just asked that question. That's a great question. Fair question. I think so, but still, you know, six months, I'm still weary on some things. Oh, like what? Like he doesn't put you on social media.

That's a big one. Like he uses a fake name when you're around. He cheats on games. That's right. That was one. He cheats on games, so she's convinced he's cheating on her.

On life. Yeah. No. I'm past pretty much all of that. stuff, it's just more making sure we're on the same page and like a lot of life feelings and moral issues and all of that. So it just takes time to get to know each other that well. Is that your longest ever a relationship?

No, my longest was two years. When was that? Back when I was in college. You still in love of them? No. No, I'm just asking a question. Fair question. When's the last time you checked on that guy's Facebook or something?

Oh, it's been, I mean, it's been a year. When we broke up, I didn't talk to him for two years. He cheated on me. Which leads to her wonder. if this other guy's cheating. Right. That's only a fair feeling because if you've been burned once

you're like, oh, that's why I can't love was never loved. Oh. Yeah, it's deep. What do you mean? It's the same thing though. Well, no,

which is I have abandonment issues because everybody left me. Oh. My real dad left. My mom died early and she was an addict and alcoholic. And so I just feel like

there was never any stability so I don't expect stability. Actually, I expect the opposite because it's all I've ever known. Oh, let's take a turn. No, it didn't take a turn. I'm just saying, I get it. It makes sense.

I get it. Well, I'm glad you had a good weekend. Thank you. Did you have a good weekend? Yeah. I went to, we had band rehearsal for our show tonight, the Reggie Idiots million-dollar show. It was good. Yeah, it was good.

I felt like the whole band was going to leave me, though, because the band had him in issues. Oh, my goodness. I felt like as we were playing, the band was going to leave stage. You won't, they won't leave you. Oh, you pay them. Oh, that's true. That's true. time, Nikita.

Oh, yeah. So, did that. She's playing with us tonight? She's playing tonight, yeah. Worked out. I listened to the Lanco album a lot because it is awesome. It's, that in the Anderson East album are probably my favorite albums this year and probably the last four or five months.

It's so good because they don't have any rules. They just made an album. It's a good weekend, a couple friends in town for the show. Thanks for asking. I appreciate that. The Dirk's clock says he'll be in in 39 minutes. 39 minutes. That woman amen is a jam.

That's your version. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please can I get a woman, amen? And it's a kid. Please send me. I need a woman, amen. You're so dumb. Please.

Please. I need a woman, amen. That sooner the better. I am so lonely. I just go cry every day and every night. Everyone says to me, no, I cry under the dirty clothes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, please give a woman, amen. That's funny.

I just made it all up. That's from my heart, dude. That just me spitting out. So, honey. Yeah, there we go. Straight from the heart. I'm so impressed that, A, those emotions can come out so easily right then. And that you can do it on the beat, no problem.

Like, you just know what words to say. I don't know, and I mess up a lot. It just comes out. Dude, that came from his heart. No, I know. I understand that. But if you try, if I try to do that, like, it takes me, like, when we used to write parodies or whatever, it would take me four or five hours because I could not get the words on the beat,

the rhythm. You just did it in two seconds. The thing too is if I had like real rhythm, I would crush people freestyleing. But compared to lunchbox though, you are like on... If I could freestyle against lunchbox I would whenever... Oh, every time. Yeah, I'd be machine gun Kelly. Yes. Machine gun

Kelly. Yes. Eminem. Yeah, well, okay, whatever. Who's machine gun Kelly? He's a rapper. He's all tatted up. He's like really goofy looking white dude. Oh, okay. I know you're not. He's actually good. Okay. You look at him and you're like, you look like Gumby. And then he Rams near like, oh, but a cool company.

I thought that was someone from the Wild Wild West days. I have to mention this, because I called Amy. No, she called me. It was like 10 o'clock on Saturday night. And obviously I was out partying. No, obviously. I was actually just watching TV in my room. And I thought something was wrong.

And Amy's my co-host, my main co-host, and she hasn't been here because she's adopted two kids, and she's adjusting to life with them. And so I was like, hey, are you okay? She goes, yeah, sorry. It's the first time I've been able to have a few minutes to myself. I want to talk for a couple minutes and I posted on my answer story

a couple minutes is 56 minutes We saw that We talked for a long time Great to talk to her as adults Because every time I go over to the house The kids are everywhere And you don't talk as adults And I said I glad you

Because she wants to come back Earlier than I think she should come back She was like I want to come I say Amy You need to take more time off And the roles are completely reversed As to what I thought they would be I thought I would say Amy

If you can just come back She's like, in a bit she is, I need, because the kids are going to school, I think this week. They start this week? Or last week, I'm not sure. But she's like, she says, there's nothing. I just sit for a few hours. I can be at work. I said, you need to make sure your life is, as, it's never going to be right.

Let me tell you, my experience is having kids. All your experiences. So that's, that was, and I say, Amy, I got to tell you something. I went to my business manager who does all. you know, watches my account, bank accounts and make sure I'm not broke, all this stuff. And she wants me to do a will, right? And I've been avoiding the will forever. Oh, wow.

If I had to do this forever. If I'm counting my life, my whole life, I've been avoiding the will. Yes. Forever I didn't do a will because what did I have to leave? I was broke. I'm not broke anymore. So business managers are like, you have to do a will. And I feel like if I sign a will, I'm actually just go ahead and making a reservation for death.

Death for one, please? Oh, my God. You're not. But I feel like that. And she made me pick someone who's going to be in charge of pulling the plug or leaving me alive. And I picked Amy. Wait, what? Oh, no, it's fine.

She can have that responsibility. I don't want the responsibility to pull the plug on you. Oh, that's a hard job. It's called, like, health and pull the plug director. But you have a thing, though, that... I told Amy. I said, Amy, if you pull the plug on me and I come back to life, I would never talk again. I'm being ticked.

You come back and you find out of it. She made the call. Yeah. If it's like, I'm like, and I look over and that plug's not in the hole. What's up? That plug's just laying there. Is this hanging?

Who did that? Who took that plug out? Where's Amy? And so. Yeah, that's tough. But I had the talk with her. Wow. And I said, Amy, I need you to be the person.

Wow. That has to decide if I'm ever, and seriously, in a vegetative state or if I'm in a coma, do you have to make it? You know how I would feel. And if you pull it a little bit early, I'm going, and I know that I'm going to haunt you after death. So you have, so make sure you make good.

Oh, you'll know either way. Yeah. So she was like, man, this is morbid, but I guess it's real life. And I said, if I ever get married or something, I'll pull you back. Yeah, your wife should. But right now, Amy's the one I've chosen to decide if I live or not. Wow. That's hard for, that's hard for.

Do you tell her, okay, if I'm in a coma for six months, you can pull it? It's never a time thing. All it is is, is if you feel like. I can't come back to life I'm out That's crazy It is That's a lot of responsibility

But let us not gloss over the fact That I am making a will And I did my Splitting up assets Yeah I'm not glossing over that Who does what When are you gonna call us Yeah when are we gonna hear what's our long

I can tell you that nobody in this room Is getting anything What? Yeah You guys are all fine I think Whoa whoa whoa whoa Hold on

We are your closest friends And family Stand by here's the deal And because of that You've been rewarded handsomely, may I add. Handsomely. Yes.

Because you all do great at what you do. And we've created these wonderful jobs and opportunities. And from me creating the show and us all being successful together, you all live a pretty comfortable life financially to take care of yourself. Yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like your Jeep. No. I'd like the Jeep.

I sell everything and then I split it up amongst folks. Amongs who? It doesn't matter. There's no one else in your life. What I've also learned is that you don't say who because they'll murder you. I'm not saying. Eddie, notice he conveniently said, in this room. That means Amy gets a lot of it because she's not in this room.

I also don't think Amy would kill me. Oh, my goodness. I was going to come and talk about who was going, what, and where I win, but I thought, no, no, no, that's how these murder podcasts happen. Well, I'm going to change my will now. You're no longer getting the kids. They opened up Amazon stores today. Meaning walls and bricks.

Brick and mortar is what they call it. So let me tell you how this store works, though. It's the first automated grocery store. There are no lines, no checkouts, no registered. So when you go in, your Amazon Go app, boop, you hit it, and then you just get whatever you want and walk out. Wow. That's like straight out of the future, but it's now.

Explain that to me again. You zap it with your phone. Uh-huh. And then it just uploads it online. It's like you hit your app, boop, and then it knows you're there. and then everything you get and knows and you walk out with it.

Come on. See, you had to scan the item or not? No, there's no item scanning. Oh, see, because my whole thing is, okay, so you put five things in the bag, scan two of them, no one to check. There's no scanning. That's why I was making sure

I was looking for my loophole. Do you know more about this, Mike D? Just scan the app, walk in. Yeah, it's just an app. But see, Lunchbox's getting excited about how already thinking about how to trick the system. That's what people are going to start doing now.

Is there going to be a security guard on hand? They don't need one. Oh, man. They'll come to your house because they know where you live. Yeah, come take it back. So a lot of listeners came from all different parts of the country

to this show that my band, Eddie's band, The Raging Idiots are doing tonight at the Ryman. It's the million-dollar show and Keith Urban showing up. Marin Morris, Luke Combs, so many artists, Darius.

And so listeners come from all over the country. And what they did they got online and they said, hey, we're all coming, and they got an Airbnb together. From the East Coast, from Texas, from the West Coast, all over. And so I found out they were staying in a house and had to do a little research and I found the address. And I went over to the house last night.

I didn't tell them it was gone. I just went knocked on the door and they just thought I was another B-teamer. And they're like, hey, come. What the? It's Bobby. It's all my Insta story. Did you see it, Lockbox? Okay.

First of all, no one else would do that. You're crazy. and aren't you a little nervous going in there that they may mug you or kidnap you? That's what I was thinking in my head was Bobby, no other person, no other celebrity would just show up at people's house and say, hey, I'm here, guys, let's hang out. Cool on your part. Second part, Bobby is putting his life at risk going to hang out with these people.

He doesn't know that are quote-unquote fans, who, danger, danger, danger, stranger, stranger, is what my parents always told me. Two things. One, I don't feel like I'm a celebrity, and I think that is what bonds me to our listeners. Two, they're here because they love the show, and maybe they feel like they're not going to murder. I felt like the opposite. They were doing the opposite of stabbing me. Yeah.

They were loving you. It was awesome. I went over. They had made food. They were all having a big dinner on table. They don't know each other except for Twitter and Instagram. It was awesome. Did you eat?

their food. I did it a little bit. Oh my goodness, Bobby. They could be trying to poison you. No. They're just not. I appreciate people on the B team. And first of all, I had to go look in a couple houses. And I think, I wasn't quite sure so I was looking at windows. But you can go to my Insta story, Mr. Bobby Bones, and you can see because I go off and I knock on the door. And they're like, hey, come on. Wait, what the? And then we hung out for an hour or so. And there's a picture up to you. And you just talked to everybody. It was awesome. It really was awesome. I understand it was awesome But you have to in the back of your mind

Think about your safety and the future of this show Zero percent of me Did I even need to worry about my safety? I didn't even take my security guy That always makes the company makes me have Dumb No it was great And they're coming to the show tonight

It was great I mean it was really I saw it That was so cool It was the highlight of my last couple weeks Yeah it was awesome The fact that people have Can create a friend

Let's take me out of it Can create a friendship Over something like this show They don't know each other Yet they have something in common and it furthers this friendship. It is awesome. Right.

They came together because they're all fans of a certain celebrity. And they had you over, which is just scary. Okay, well, it's all up on my answer story. Mr. Bobby Bones. The top three songs. Number three,

Losing Sleep from Chris Young. Number two, Russell Dickerson. Yours. I came to life and I first kissed you. Number one, round here, boys. I'm glad this is number one this week.

The biggest chart jumper, by the way, jumping all the way up to number 29 is Lindsay L. Criminal. Nice. The biggest chart. Got to these females. There we go. Make a difference, baby. Stop talking about.

Our producer, Reddy, has a 10-year-old. Today's birthday. Today's his birthday. Hey, my little junior. He's 10 today. and he's been texting me. He's on his way to school. And he said, I'm listening to your show.

And I'm like, well, hold on. Give me a second. I'm going to say hi to you. So here's my chance to say hi to my little guy. I'm so glad you were born today 10 years ago. I love you so much. Have a good day at school. Are you sure he's listening right now?

Yeah, he said he's listening. I hope he heard this. Let me say a few things. Oh, what? Oh, I remember the day your dad came up to me. And he said, I'm about to have a baby. And I said, what? We were on a rooftop.

We were working. We're on a rooftop in Austin, Texas doing TV show 10 years ago. Yeah. In nine months. I remember that. And I remember that drive home too when I found out I was going to be a dad. I mean, it was like my whole life was flashing before my eyes just in my mind thinking, like, man, my whole life's going to change. And I would have never thought it was going to be like it is today.

Like, it's just two kids later. Me and my wife been married 12 years. I mean, I wouldn't change any of it. It's just amazing. And again, if you're listening right now, Eddie, you. Jr. now 10 years old. You've had a lot of great moments in your life, and I don't know that any are better than when you and your 4-year-old brother did a parody of the fighter.

What if I do? What if I fart? That's y'all's version. Yeah. You weren't happy with Keith Urban's version, so you got to change it and make it your own? Yes. You guys are gross. Also, Eddie Jr., 10 years old, when you decided you want to sing jingles for the show, I thought,

what a great idea. And you needed a fine job. What's up Bobby Bobby Bones Little guy He's that guy Not a little anymore, he's 10 He's 10 years old man And let me say that one final

If you don't mind me Please do one more Eddie Jr You're 10 now And in a young man's life Certain things happen When you turn 10 I'd like to recommend a few things to you

Oh One I think it's probably time To start wearing deodorant Yeah When I was 10 That's when I started Even if I didn't stink yet it was time for me to start at least getting used to it.

And tell them how cool it is, how it comes in different sense and everything, and you can get creative with that. Yeah, you know me, I put it everywhere. Under my legs, my neck. Yes, hair. All over. You do whatever you want, eat it, whatever you want. It's all right.

I mean, two things I enjoy now snacking on. Tide pods and deodorant. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Secondly, you need a Facebook page. No, no, no, no. Hey, turn the road, turn the radio off.

I'm just kidding. You can't say that. Have birthday, buddy. Happy birthday, Jr. I love you. See you at lunch. Oh, you want to lunch with them? Yeah, I'm going to have lunch with them.

I hope they let me in the school. Can you do that all the time? Apparently, I can go whenever. So I might start doing that a little one. Do you get a free lunch? No, I have to bring my own. I'm going to take him some chick-fil-A. Oh, wait.

Can you take him lunch? Yeah, I can take him whatever he wants. Oh, that's cool. He just texted me. He wants Chick-filet, so I'm taking that. And it's not even Sunday. Tomorrow, Lanco is going to perform at studio. Also in the next six minutes

Hey is Dirk's Bentley here? Not yet Man he's pushing it close He's not here at time He's not coming on the air Send him home Send him home On the Bobby Bones show now

Dirk's Bentley Bring him in Bring him in Bring him in There he is Look at this guy How's the car listening Yeah it's the best to listen in the car

It sounds good in the car So I'm just out there hanging out in the park garage just enjoying the show. I spit coffee up all over my dash, listen to the story about the fighter, Eddie Jr. What if I poop? So good. I just took a big step of like a super hot

coffee and I was just, did he say fart and just, whew? It's my kids to a tea. Do you're, because Amy, she has two kids now and I go over her house and all they talk about is farting. That's the thing. Yeah, it lasts for a long time. It starts with like it's all the areas

of the body that are, you know, a little slightly taboo, but. I'm not a fart guy. Yeah. They just saying it? They're just like, yeah. Saying it or doing it? I disagree. I'm actually known for it. Let me say this because there's a lot before

we get completely sidetracked. A lot of bus humor. A lot of bus humor I could go to there. We'll staff it. Which by the way, on the bus, you're only supposed to go, maybe your rules are different. You're only supposed to go number one on the bus. Yes. Never number two. Yeah, no, that's right. Unless you're paying the lease and then you're so you can go number two. No, no, I don't.

You do too. You just like the way when you it. But someone did it in our bus and it didn't flush. Yeah, that's a problem. And it run everybody's day. I was on a bus when I first started off. It was called the Black Widow. It was like Marty Stewart's old bus. And before Marty got it, it was like, I don't know, it was like Ernest Tub or something. But it was all decked out and like with guns. Like you'd walk around and you'd hear your shit on like a gun. Like all the handles were like revolvers. It was like all Western, right? And the bathroom looked like an outhouse. And it was a wooden door. And you looked inside there. There was just a hole straight down. No like cover over it. No like thing you press to make it.

Like, it was just a hole going down into a container. I slept next to that thing. It was terrible. So of all the money, they spent everywhere else, they decided to just go with the whole. They wanted to feel offended. It was an old western town. Like, the whole, there's like gut rifles for handles and chandeliers made out of pistols and a real outhouse in the bus.

Let me say this, because I know we'll go 100 places. First of all, the tour, you've announced with you, brothers Osborne and Lanko. It's pretty good. That's the best tour I've heard. That is the best tour that I've heard. And I've heard of all the tours. Yeah. That's my favorite one.

It's pretty good. I keep thinking, you know, it's like every year I think like it can't top what we've done the year before. The last year with John Party and Cole Swindell was like, how can we, that was just such a good vibe and so much fun backstage. And some of the fans are really excited about because those guys are just blowing up. And so it was really fun. But then this year feels like it's, you know, next level. Not only do I personally have great friendships with all of those acts. Yes.

All of those acts also have. really cool, great new music at the same time. It's the perfect... Yeah. For years, you try to kind of get that thing where like one plus one equals three. That's how they talk about around here. But, you know, where you get like two people together something bigger than the sum of its parts. And I have years I try to do that. And these last couple years, it's been like that.

I mean, with Cole, we got John Pardy. I toured John twice now. I had him when he's just really early on a couple years later. And then I got him back last year. And he just kind of had, you know, dirt in my boots hadn't come out yet. But we got them. everything exploded and then this year with Lanko's album just being out. Brothers released new music, it's a really just worked out great.

Is there a name for the tour? Mountain High Tour. Mountain High. Hey, hey, hey, there's on the tour. I would pay for tickets. Nah, I wouldn't pay. I still go. You know a guy.

I know I can get you hooked up. What's the book you brought? I brought a book for Amy. I forgot she's not here. I'll see her. I'll take it to her. By the way, I say this. Did you ever read the book I got you?

That's what I was about to bring up. Dirk's goes. I didn't bring you a book because you never, you never really back about it. I don't bring somebody two books. If it doesn't inspire a conversation, it's not a phone call. I'm not there yet. But here's what happened. Dirk comes to the house and he brings me this book.

It ain't a book. Let's not even lie about it. It's a manual. No, it's about three foot tall. It looks like in Game of Thrones, whenever all the spells from all the centuries, he's like, read this. And he drops it on the table and the table basically collapses. So it's a toolkit. Yeah.

Tools of Titans. It's all the great habits of... And I've been reading it. People like yourself, entrepreneurs and just a new, like how does this person, what is this unique skill they have? They brought with their daily habits, their morning habits, their rituals, were they eating, nutrition. It's just this guy, Tim Ferriss, interviewed a bunch of people that have been really successful and just kind of got down a way to make some tick. So I thought you'd like it. But apparently, no, no, I've been reading it.

No, no, no. I have been reading it in order, though. I've been finding. Yeah. Oh, good. Because I haven't been. You just finding the stuff that applies to. That's what it is.

I read that. It's like the laws of power. I read that, but I didn't read an order either. I haven't read that. Hmm. Interesting. Well, I'm waiting. If you something, someone gives you something back, so. Unfair.

Receiving time. Gave you, gave you one of my favorite books, bear bones. Your book, yeah. Yeah, I got bare bones, which I've had three copies of an hour, including the digital. I keep giving it to them every time. I bought one on my own, and then I've actually downloaded the digital copy, too. Dirk's Benley is here. Three books.

The Mountain High Tour is what the tour is actually called. The Mountain. I figured the Brothers Osborne out there. Mount High would be a good That's funny That song And I'm always nervous

When my friends Put out new songs Because I hope I like them Yeah And when I don't I just go hey There's songs out Of course

But when I do I love Woman Amen Thanks man That and I hold on I felt the same way About the first time I heard them both

Yeah I was like man That's a great dirk sound Yeah It's a Yeah it feels really You know I feel like anything

I say about the album It's gonna feel like I'm spinning it But it was The whole process was really authentic. Did you really go to a mountain? I did. Like, no PR stuff.

Like, tell me what you really did. So I was in Telly Ride, Colorado for the Bluegrass Festival. I played there this year with all these great guys, like Sam Bush and the Del McCurry band, and Tim O'Brien and Jerry Douglas, and all these, it was awesome. It was great show. And it's just so inspiring and it's out there. And it just felt like there's something in that area, the country, the mountains that I really connect with. And I just, I didn't know how to put in a war.

I don't know to come back to the music row and try to say, hey, guys, like, this is what I'm feeling. like how do we write this? So I just took six people out there and it was awesome. It was just the six of us. There wasn't any management there, any one from the label there, any publishers there.

It was just us, like all living in a house together. And we wrote for like five days straight. We wake up every morning, go watch the sunrise come up and then just start writing songs about life, about gratitude, about the way mountains make you feel and about the, you know,

after being on the road this summer and Las Vegas and all the stories I hear backstage from fans as you do, you know, spending time, really spending time with your fans, really opening your heart and listening to their stories. You can't help me be moved by the mountains everyone's climbing their own lives. People are going through so much heartache and struggle. Metaphorical mountains too. Yes, they come out to your show and they use your show to help them on their own journey to get past their struggles.

And so I was really inspired by the fans and that story too. So it kind of became a metaphorical thing. But there's obviously a lot of like nature references in there as well too. But I figure a woman and men just kind of starting, you know, gratitude, starting at home with my wife who really keeps me grounded, but also has been a big part of my journey and help me, you know, make the climb, Bobby. Your wife's very nice to me, but sometimes I wonder if she even knows who I am and she's just nice to everybody because I saw her a couple times other night.

You know, she's nice to you. She likes you. She's pretty introverted, you know, by nature. She comes out and we wave at each other and I go, oh no, did I just wave at someone? She's like, who is the weirdo waving at? No, no, no. She's not like that at all. She did good that night, the grand opening of the bar. She was all over the place. We're doing the whole sober January thing,

which was the sign of a true alcoholic is somebody that doesn't drink in January. Because then it's like it justifies the rest of the year. Yeah, it justifies the rest of the year. But for her to be in like social situations like that, crazy. You're doing it together. Yeah, doing it together. Three weekends in a row. Did you text me a picture of non-alcoholic beer?

Is that what that was? I did. Yeah, I haven't tried one of those yet. No, I've been sticking to, like, LaCroix and stuff. I thought you were drinking non-alcoholic beer. It was that bad. I had bought some. It's like helped the,

the urge, but it's... Does it, though? Does it taste? I haven't tried it. I haven't tried it. I'm just making it. I mean, we have such a crazy summer ahead. I'm just thinking, like, I've got to be smarter with my partying game plan. So the brothers out there in Lanko, you saw Lanko at Whiskey Row. They were, like, dancing on the tables. Like, it's going to be, I got to have my, I got to be ready for them.

Lang, you have two, and you do a very energetic, crowd-friendly show. But even you're going to elevate your game because. of how nuts the other two act are in front of you. Yeah, which is the goal, right? Surround yourself more awesome people. Yes, I want them to go out there. We give them all the tools, give them all the PA system, all the lights, all the stage, wherever they need to try to kick my butt.

You know, and Landcoats, you try to kick brother's butt and brothers try to kick my butt. And that's just the best show for the crowd. I mean, there's, for you know, I opened for, or Randy open for us, Randy Hauser for a couple years. And it's like, I hear Randy sing. I'd be like, oh my gosh, man, I got to go back and have another shot, tequila. I got to take it to a whole other place outside of my body to compete with how good his voices. And so the goal is to go out there and bring people that push you

to be better every night. And I feel like every year we keep upping the ante. Lanko brings a lot of energy to the stage and brothers rock pretty hard. So it should be good. Okay, Dirk's Bentley is here. Where's the record right now, meaning what stage is it? You know, so I went back out there and recorded it.

So I wrote it all out in Colorado. and I came back here and wrote for two more months or three months, and I went back out there of six musicians and recorded it. So you recorded it out there too. You wrote it a lot of. I wrote it in that town and recorded it in that town. And then so it's all there, but now it's just like you walk away going, the record's done.

But then you get back here and you're like, oh man, we still got a lot to do. So just, you know, it's like building a house. You got to get the foundation, got to frame it. And now it's just all about the finishing touches and really making it feel like an album and not just a collection of songs. So there's all the little, you know, it's collaborations, it's backer, on vocals, it's transitions between songs. It's all the little tiny things that make it feel like an album. If you take a song back to your wife at this point, how long have you been married?

12 years, just like Eddie. You go in after 12 years, and you've written a lot of songs about her, I'm sure. I have, but she can call it a BS pretty good. Yeah. If I bring back a love song and go, babe, babe, I wrote this about you today. She's like, yeah, you and Brett Beaver's just got together to try to write a hit. You didn't try to like that song. How come the girls got blue eyes? Well, you know, blue eyes, it just kind of works in the song better. It's more popular. So she can read between, she can call it out pretty good. But woman and men was, I mean, that was definitely, that's definitely inspired by her.

And she feels great about that one? She does. She likes, there's other songs in the record she likes more, but she really likes a song a lot. But it's not like she goes, oh my gosh, like this song's about me, and it's so great. And she just likes it because it's a good song. I think, I think it's a good song. It's a great song. But I do love the message of it, you know, just like it's true.

And I feel that way more and more as we go down this road together. It's like we do get closer. And, you know, she's kind of, she's helped trying to drag me through some of the hurdles of becoming a man. You know, it's like, I think as a guy, you kind of have your feet planted against the dirt a little bit like, whoa. And she's kind of helped, like, pull me to the place where I am now, which I'm really happy that I'm in. They're just kind of smarter like that. So I don't know where I'd be without her. And I really like where I am.

So it's an honest song. And, uh, yeah. On the Bobby Bones show now. Dirk's Bentley. Let me ask your question, Dirk's. Yeah. Yeah. How many kids you have?

Three, a lot. And so with one, two, three kids, are you having more kids? I hope not. I mean, no. Knock on wood? Yeah, three's a lot. Did you get snipped? I haven't yet.

I actually went in for a little consultation that ended, uh, it was, I had a, I kind of left quickly. Wait, at a consult. consultation, do you actually just go and ask questions, or do you plan on getting snips? No, I was going to get the questions, feel out the process, kind of check it out. And yeah, I went in and I kind of looked around. It was pretty good. A lot of older folks at a urology office, you know, so it's like pretty good.

I don't think a lot of body bones listeners in this place. No dirks fans. No dirks fans. It was good. And then I got moved to a little separate room, which was good. And I noticed just like a lot of younger girls working in the urology office, which was kind of weird. And I was getting a little bit of a vibe, but still pretty cool. But then I got moved to another, the office, a lot of giggling outside the door.

A lot of giggling. But I texted my wife. I said, babe, there's like, it's like death by a thousand giggles. And she's like, get out of there. I was like, well, maybe it's just my ego. Maybe there's a joke going on. I don't know about. So I'm going to stick it out.

But yeah, the doctor came in and he said I had the whole office in a frenzy to put it. Lightly. So you didn't go for it. And all the way out, it was pretty funny. He goes, hey, you sign a few autographs with some of the folks in the office. I'm like, he goes, don't worry. I'll tell them they got the autographs. I'm like, Tower Records.

And I'm like, Tower Records has been closed for like 10 years. And so he's like, we just sign on the back piece of paper. Nobody will know. And the piece of paper says like, urology office of Nashville. I'm signing on the back of it like, okay. And we'll schedule that return appointment for it.

Yeah, you call me. I'm going to go out and play hockey without a cup. And I'm going to hopefully take care of the problem that way. The natural way. Yeah, yeah. Fire slap shots at me all day long. Let's see if we can do this more like a, in kind of a more discreet fashion. Where do you go?

I need to go. Oh, no, you have to go to a little. You have to go to a little. You go to a big city or go to small city? A lot of country fans of Paduca. I think I need to go to, like, New York. Yeah, but the office will be small in Paduca and just sheer numbers. Right.

There's a doctor here in town that actually did it to himself. So he made a house call. There's a guy in Austin. Dick Chop? No. That's right. Yeah. 1-800, Dick Chop?

His name is Dick Chop, and he actually does. I don't need that. I still want to use that. I just don't want the other stuff. I'm hoping. No, but his name is Dick Chop. Should you go see him, do you? Yeah, go see Richard Chopped.

No, I'm like, does he have a brother named? Yeah, stop it. A brother named Ball? Yes. Okay, that's what I'm looking for. Not, I'm hoping to keep the main piece of equipment. He's real. He's real.

Yeah, you're real. I went to get a mold taken off the top of my butt because I have moles on the backside. Yeah, yeah. And so I'm in this skirt area thing, you know, whatever you wear it because they don't want clothes. Right. Oh, yeah, yeah, a little thing. And I bend over and I lift it up and right this she's about to cut. And it's all there.

I mean, there's the buttox. and there's, you can see the rest of the stuff, too. And there's not a lot of rest of the stuff, but it is there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she says, hey, I know you. And I was like, oh, my God, let's just wait until we finish this. Oh, I have stories. Yeah. And she goes, I, and then she starts to work, he goes,

buy bones. I have stories for days about friends that have, like, been in there, and they're doing the pre-the-shaving, you know, before the whole procedure starts. Looking up going, hey, I got a song. I would love to pitch to you. Oh, no. Yeah.

But you see, you can't, I tell us to my wife, and there's very little sympathy because we were just talking about earlier, you know, women, but they go through at a very early age, you know, there's just very little. She's like, uh-huh, okay, try being a woman and, you know, getting into the doctor's office with the stirrups. Yeah. Amy talks about how she went and she goes to the gynecologist and do whatever the gynecologist does and, which, again, I don't think we, we don't have anything on that level. Nothing, no. I have a hemorrhoid, and so I've had to have the finger in the butt, and that's weird to me. That costs extra? Is that just good?

No, it was part of it. Cool. Although, it's, you ever had that, like your prostate checked? This is a hell of a show, Bobby. Actually, I have, yeah. Because I have, I have, too, because I had a lot of cancer on my family there. That's a band leader's responsibility, and that's kind of combined, you know, just save some money. So that's, that's Dan Hochelter's job.

But he's, he's. So he does. Online course he took, so he's certified. But I got my prostate check, and he, you know, was checking it out. And then he found a hemorrhoid, right? Yeah. I had it from running. Right.

Or so I said. Yeah, yeah. I think, though, because he said it was from running, I think it's when you, when I worked on radio when I was 17, 18 years old, we had CDs and we only had a few minutes to use the bathroom. Right. So you had to run to the bathroom and run back. I do think the early hemorrhoid influencer was having to play Matchbox 20 records.

Oh, because I remember you talking about that. Yeah. Because you got to run and come back. Yeah, you had like three minutes to get the job done. But he recognized me too. Yeah. during the hemorrhoid check. Yeah.

So not only was he, I was kind of naked, but two, I actually had a hemorrhoid, and I was embarrassed about that, which I shouldn't be. Yeah. But Amy's story was she went to the gynecologist, and then she went to a barbecue, and he was there. Really? Like the next day. You probably want to touch the same food he's touching. Hopefully it wasn't finger food.

Stop it. It would just be weird to be eating next to somebody that has seen done, like a procedure to you. Yeah, it would be weird. Well, Mr. Dirk's. Yeah, this guy actually had found my dog too, so we had a lot of connections going on. But this has been a great interview.

I'm so glad we promoted the music and the tour. But we literally have promoted the music and the tour. We have. A lot. Yes, and now we're promoting... I think health, you mentioned it's our prostate. Absolutely. I think the tour, that should be like maybe

backstage, you know, opportunity for... I got a song I want to pitch it. It's called Prostate. I love it. Is it original? But it's Prost the state of life. I'm gonna keep it. I just decided I'll like to keep it.

I love it. No, no, no, I'm gonna be part of it. Dirk's Bentley. Yes. Woman, amen. I'm gonna play this song right now. I do think this is this or I hold on and I have other songs years that I like,

but when I heard it the first time, I was like, because I don't hear songs the first time ago. That's really good. Yeah. But I heard this the first time and I came on, you know, I was like, holy crap, this might be my favorite Dirk song ever.

So I really like the sound. This is funny. This song, the same guy that I wrote Drunk in a plane with Josh Kear, he brought this ID to me and Ross. And it was the same thing with drunk in a plane. When I heard that, I was like, I don't know what that means yet, but I love that idea of planes and drinking.

And when he said this woman amen, I was like, I don't know what that is yet, but we got to write this song. It's kind of that same, like, lightning-striking kind of feeling. And, yeah, man, so enough of me talking about it. Let's hear you talk about it some more and play it. Good to see you, buddy. Good to see you. Go see Dirk's Mountain High Tour.

Yeah. With Dirk's Brothers Osborne and Lanko. also woman amen you can stream it download it record to be out sometime in a couple months few months and all that yeah and uh free prostate exams backstage i'll put on a super bowl ring and we'll there you go i do have one of your finest collars i didn't play this yet one this has been rolling stone to their finest collaborations you said you were on it no it just came out today we're going on a little bit of a social media hiatus i'm missing some stuff are you still on the flip phone are you back to the smart phone right now i'm on the flip back i go in waves go in phases of

they just named this the number three three collaboration of all time. It is. It's you, huh? And who else? It's you, no. Oddly, it's not. It's you, Lauren Elena, me and Brandon from Lankham.

Dude, that was unbelievable. Playing at your bar. Brando, here it is. Is there audio? Yeah, right here. I'm about to play it right now. I don't hear it. That's amazing.

Is that tune or is that just like raw vocal? That's raw. That's good. That's raw vocal. I mean, yeah. And I was good. I did not want to sing that night. And I was like, no, then there are real singers here.

Like all your friends. That was fun. Come on. Sing a song. That was really fun. So I got Brandon. And Lauren. Lauren Elena is so fun.

She's the 1% of 1% too. She is like the most fun person. The first one to get up there, singing Shania, dance the whole night, got back up several times. She's such a, I've known her now for a long time. I was in D.C. for one of my birthdays, and she, like,

and she just, she's brand, brand new. And she, like, brought her, she and her manager brought me a cake because I was away from my family and for my birthday. She's like super, super kind person. But she's a lot of fun.

Continuous success, my friend. Thanks, dude. Thanks, thanks, Amy was in the building yesterday. She was recording some commercials. And she left us a 90 second message. Oh, cool. So this isn't live.

Amy left it yesterday. I haven't heard it yet. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo. It's Sunday. I'm up here recording some spots. So I thought I leave a little little tidbit, a little message. Like saying, hey guys.

Miss you. And share with you kind of what's been going on with me this weekend. Highlight would be gumbo. behind the ears. So my kids watched Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory this weekend. And ever since then, because of Violet, they want to stick

their gum behind their ears. They're done chewing it, and that's where they want to store it and save it for later. They're not really adding to it necessarily, but they are sticking it there. And then they're chewing it, and I'm letting them. And I'm like, this is disgusting. Why are we doing this? But I thought

it was just super cute that they saw it in the movie and then now they're doing it, which led to my daughter's hair getting stuck in the gum behind her ear and then at night having to scrub gum off behind the ear. But I think it's sort of awesome and cute. So then it made me think, like, what have kids seen in a movie that they've instantly picked up on and they've started doing? Like, I don't know, maybe you could take calls.

Maybe not. Or maybe Eddie's kids have done something like this and y'all could go around and talk about it. Funny. Or maybe lunchbox has done something like this. I'm not sure. but really just saying hey and giving y'all a little tidbit from my weekend

and I guess I'll talk to you guys soon you can call me if you want to if you want to talk. Just call me back if you want me to talk about this. Like for real I can tell you more. Okay, bye. There's Amy. Still suggesting best. She left out yesterday. That was good. Friday was quite the music day. Blanco put out their album which was awesome.

Caitlin Smith, who we've had on the show and she's mind-blowingly good. And so Caitlin Smith put out a record, I would say, he should check out. If you like good music, if you like bad music, never listen to what I'm saying. Because I give the recommendations on the music. Man, Keith Urban put out a song called Parallel Line.

It may be one of the better Keith Urban songs in a long time. Pretty good. It's so good. How does he do it? Man. Like somebody's beating on the door? I don't even know what that sound is. This song is so good.

Play some above for you. You said I love it to me, and I don't know what that means. So frozen my feet, people use it so carelessly, and I couldn't believe, but you were diving so deep. And you said perfectly everything I've been feeling about you, it's time. to break the chains that held me back So come on and take a little bit of my tonight Please don't displace it Take a little bit

No This song is so good That makes me happy It makes me happy too And I was listening over and over again And a lot of No, not a lot Some of the crap we play on the radio

I don't even listen to Some of it I love But I'd be honest Some of it's crap Yeah Okay in my opinion. Sure, no, sure.

But one person's crap is another person's jam. There we go. That's a jam. And I listen to it probably 20 times in a row. Take a little bit. Please don't misplace it. Take a little bit. I don't want to think that I think any sort of artist crap.

I think all art is interpreted by everyone differently. But some things that I feel like, oh, that's pooh-poo. It's just not for me. You just said that. Somebody's trash is somebody else's... I don't like it when people single things out is trash, though. Right. You're not doing that.

No, no, but something's a real garbage. a real garbage. We know it exists. Like what? We play some absolute feces on this show. And not on this show so much after the stage. Yeah, yeah.

It's out there. There's some real dog turds out there. But that being said, you want to have your mind blown? Ready? Yeah, come on. This is the song Parallel Lines by Keith Urban, right?

And so it's fantastic. We love it. I want to play you the writers of this song. All right. First writer, Ed Shearin. So honey now. Second writer,

Julia Michaels. This is a big song Yeah, this one Morgan number two It's a jam, right? She wrote parallel line Ed Sheeran, Julian Michaels, and let me hit some of you There's another one?

There's another one. There's a little band that I's listen to all the time called Snow Patrol, the lead singer. If I like here, if I just lay here, they wrote that song. Wow. I was so geeking out about how good that song was. I said, I must find the writers.

And I must send them a handwritten note, thanking them for blessing Keith with him, blessing us with... Amazing. Yeah. I love music, man. All those guys need cash or something? Like, what is the deal?

That's how they make cash. Sit around and write jams. Wow. That's like an all-star writing group right there. Man, that's the opposite of some of the other stuff on the radio. Anyway, that Keith Arbett song is just one of the best. This song from Lanko, and I can rave about these guys until I'm blue in the face,

but they have a song called So Long I Do. I just, I love music, except the turds, I love music. That's a cool sound. Their whole albums, Eddie, that whole album's fantastic. You've been trying to tell me all day. The Anderson East album and the Lanko album win so far this year. Wow.

To me, there's nothing like them. I kid about the turd thing, mostly. It's out there I have a bunch of stuff that I love I love Delanco That song and that record I love Dirk's a song Woman Amen

What you played earlier I have Urban up there I just played that And I love that The females now are real Because it's been in a First of all there's Just none on the charts

Then it's been developing Where they're on the bottom part of the chart There's a slow development happening And everybody's like We hate everything But no it's happening It's a slow growth But it's happening

And for example, I think Danielle Bradbury's song is a jam. That makes you want to sway to the left and sway to the right. Lost in a groove that'll make you lose your mind. Put a smile on your face and you ride into a day's no there ain't nothing wrong when a song comes on that makes you want to sway. That's a jam. Yeah. And then I told you, Lindsay's was like the biggest, Lindsay Ells was like the biggest chart job. Boy!

Boy! Boy! Right now is a good time for music. Yes. Yeah. I agree. All those songs you play are so good. They're good.

Anyway, I'll stop. I'm going to have to get that Lanko now. I'm going to have to get it. The whole record. Yeah. If you don't cry and laugh, maybe do a dance. All in the album. Yeah.

Cry, laugh, dance. All things happen. Yeah. Trust me. Yeah. The Bobby phone screener Hillary's come in the studio. She was gone for a couple days because she busted her ear drum, right? Yeah, I ruptured my ear drum.

How'd that happen? I have no idea. Listen to that rock and roll? Last event. Had that rock and roll too loud? What happened really, do you know? I really don't know. They're like, it could have been anything.

You don't, it's one thing you just can't figure out. That doesn't like a good doctor. I get a second opinion. I've been in some doctors, but never have they studied. said that's something that you can't figure out. They at least tell me something. Like, I think it's this. Man, the doctor just straight up said, you know what,

people, we just don't know. Like two things, Stonehenge and ear explosions. So you're good, though. I can't really hear super well out of it. Yeah? Like, I still have an issue with it. That's back up. What?

Yeah. She's hard. She's off. How do you fix that? They don't know, dude. They have no idea. It's never been fixing the history. of time. So you just have a bad ear the rest of your life? It's like time travel.

You have to, it heals on, it don't, but I have a hole in my eardrum right now. That seems weird to me. So here's the question she has. Our raging idiotous million dollar show is tonight in Nashville at the Rhyman Auditorium. The historic Riemann Auditorium. And not only the real reason people are coming to see Eddie and me, but like Keith Urban's going to show up and Luke Combs and Merrimorris and Dan and Shea and Darius Rucker and Nikita Carmen and just a lot of people. Right. But she's now, can she come because she has a busted ear drum.

Well, why wouldn't she? The only problem is she can't hear as well, so it won't sound as good as it's going to sound, but you can still hear it. Is it too loud? It's like, I can't even wear a headphone on this ear. Because it hurts? Yeah, like I tried answering the phone with it today. This is my phone ear.

Oh, no. That's like Tom Brady when he hurt his hand. They were like, can he throw? She can't even answer with her good ear. No, I can't. She's wrong-eared. And it hurts. Man, that's all the callers have sucked today.

I'm like, let me go to Jimmy. Like, no, no, it's Cindy. I'm like, oh, no, something's up. I can't hear them. Oh, man. So I don't know, can I get like an ear plug? Is that going on? Just put one in?

Do you have tickets? Does somebody give you a ticket? Yeah, I have a ticket. Okay. Is it going to hurt you? I think I should just try it. I mean, I haven't been to a show. I haven't been to a show.

I haven't been listening to music. with headphones in this ear. So it's one of those, I guess, I'm just going to have to try it and see. If I go deaf and permanently lose my damage, oh well. Well, if you permanently lose your damage, that would be good because I mean you fixed.

Oh, good one. She doesn't even think straight because they can't figure out what the right. They don't even know what's her ear. They're like, I don't know. We don't even know. Like, thanks for coming in, but we have no diagnosis. What's wrong with your ear?

Oh, we don't even know what ears do? Like, where did you go? I went to two doctors and in an urgent care. What are they called? Pediatrist. Sorry, ma'am. We're looking at your toes. We can't figure out what's wrong with you hearing.

Go ahead. I did actually go to two-minute clinics at Kroger. I went to the doctor twice and an urgent care center. You didn't go to ear, nose, and throat doctor? No. They'd probably give you a better idea. Yeah. I have to go back because they have to check on the hole in the eardrums.

I have to go back either this week or next week. Well, you should come to the show. Okay. And I would cover your main ear. Okay. I didn't know you're working in the room, not being able to fully. That's like, I'm left-handed. What if I had to go pitch right-handed or play a right-handed guitar?

Can you imagine? It's tough. Like, you just called my name in there and I was like, who did they say? I thought you said, Ray. That sounds nothing like Hillary. No, no, she has a hole in her ear, though. That's why. But the other side.

Are you just drunk? I heard you yell something, but I thought it was a cat. So I started looking for the kitty. Okay. Well, this whole thing's been weird because never have I been to a doctor where they said, you know what? No one's ever figured that out

in the history of medicine. Well, I personally don't know what caused mine. They know loud noises and things like that. Like somebody said, a bobby pin. She told me her mom. What did they say about me? A bobby pen. I heard that.

Well, why are you sticking a bobby pin in your ear? I don't know. I didn't do it. The lady's mom did. And that's how she got hers. I'm so confused. Are you shaming those Q-tips in there? Because I do that.

Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. I take a Q-tip, and if I don't feel a tickle on my throat with the Q-tip, I feel like it's not even in the other. Like that little uvila, that needs to get touched for me to go, all clear. If the Q-tips not touching your throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's not coming through the other side, one of those extra long ones, if it doesn't go all the way through, I'm like, no,

I like to take the Q-tip and put it in both fingers and go back and forth. Okay, all right, all right. Oh, man. You can really do that? How do we get a show? How do we get a show? Oh. Okay. Yes, do it tonight. Let's know tomorrow. We forgot to do his report because Dirk's was in for...

Johnny Cash's report tomorrow. Guys, I mean, it was amazing, too. Yeah, I know it was. I assume it was. Either way. Good or bad. It was going to be amazing. Okay. Hillary, get better. Come to the show tonight. Okay. I'll be there. Get your bones on. The Bobby Bones show. Oh, man, tomorrow. First of all, Lanko will be in studio, and they're awesome, and they're going to do music,

and there'll be instruments and sounds and stuff. That's my favorite way to bring in a band. Yes. With instruments and sounds. So if you like Lanco, you should be listening tomorrow morning because they have, you know, they have, how's going to be your favor? That song, but they also have this Hallelujah Nights.

That's the name of the record. Also tomorrow I have a secret artist that we can't say who's going to come play. I can't say because. Will they too be making sounds with instruments? Yeah. Oh, yes. I can't.

I can't. say anything else because I'll ruin it. Lunchbox, do you know who it is? No idea. If I write this down, I'll tell you, but don't tell anybody. I would never tell anybody, dude. Come on. Don't believe that. I got like a steel trap over here. They have never been on this show here in Nashville.

Oh, I think I know who it is. Who is it, lunch? Ah, I think I've heard of that person. He doesn't even know who it is. He does. He does. He does. He does. He does. I think I'm playing coy here. Stop it. Coie. No need to be coy, Roy. Yeah, thanks to Dirk Spantley for coming in today.

It's been quite the show. Listen online if you go over to the podcast. Just search Bobby Bone's show on demand on IHeartRadio. Also, Danielle Bradbury came by the house and she was hanging. We did a bobbycast. She talks about Connor McGregor here. So Connor McCrigger, do you like MMA? I love sports. It's interesting to me.

And why him? Because he's so confident and I lack on confidence. So I just like look up to that. Yes. So. Daniel Bradbury, that's Bobbycast up. So if you just can't get enough of the show, flip that on right now. Search Bobbycast.

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