The Bobby Bones Show - Dierks Bentley Talks Bobby Into Doing A Trust Fall + Bobby Gives Amy A Copy Of His Unreleased Book

Episode Date: June 6, 2018

Dierks Bentley stops by ahead of his album release for the Friday Morning Conversation and talks Bobby into doing a trust fall LIVE on the air. Bobby gives Amy a copy of his unreleased book “Fail Until You Don’t: Fight Grind Repeat” and she reads the names of all the people who made the ‘thank you section.’ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Love it. All right. The Bobby Bones Post Show pre-show. Hey, sorry we couldn't get on yesterday. There's just a lot going on. This week with CMA Week. We didn't? We didn't.

What did I? We all had to go. Oh, the remotes. You had to go to the remotes. Yeah. So sorry about that. Straight away. So, we're here.

It's Wednesday after the show. And people wanted to hear rejected segments. Rejected segments. What? Why do you assume they're yours? From Amy. Take that. She titled this one.

I'm just going to assume it's because I submit so many. Possibly. Numbers are a part of it, too, for sure. for sure. This one's called Ben's Urinal Moment. What? Amy's husband was peeing next to a listener. And my son.

And her son. Oh, urinal. Mm-hmm. And as they were peeing, the guy wanted to tell Amy's husband he was fan. Wanted to buy him a drink. Yeah. Oh. Well, he was in the bathroom.

Well, literally why he was peeing. My husband just never had that happened to him before. And he kind of thought, oh, could he wait until we were done? Peeing? They get excited when they see us and they can. My husband doesn't really get, like, I don't know. Did I ever tell you guys, I peed next to George Strait once, and I wanted to talk to him so bad, but I didn't. What?

Mm-hmm. How long have you been holding this out? Yeah, I feel like I prepped it or something, but I didn't work. It didn't come out. That was a rejected segment. I don't think you did, Ed. You sure? I feel like we would have talked about that.

But good thing my story got brought up, because then your story got brought up, which is even better. I can't believe you peed next to George Street. I peed next to... Who was that? You've told this story. He's in a band. Oh, yeah. Jonas' brother.

No. A couple people. There you go. Kicks Brooks. Kicks Brooks. Oh, and Chiquela Neal? No, I wish. I'd look.

No. Okay. I also peed next to the dog whisper. Who's that? Oh, Caesar Milan. Yeah, Milan. That's cool, man. Urinal stories.

Rejected. Rejected segments. There you go. Rejected segments. Okay, the next one comes to us from Amy. She wants us all to know she's now open to male massage therapist. I am. Really?

Yeah. I used to be very close off. No males. No males. No males. I don't like it. I don't like it. I almost, but I was with a big group getting a family massage and there was lots of us girls.

And there was a guy and I got stuck with the guy. And like if I don't take the guy, somebody else will and that's not fair to anybody else in my group. So I just took one for the team. And I got the guy. And it was like one of the best massages ever. There you go. Here's another one, rejected segments. Rejected segments.

But this one is from Amy. It's called, any other husbands do this? I don't even remember this all right. She says, when Ben and I are in the car together, we... This is good! We stop somewhere and he gets out. He makes me lock myself inside the car before he walks away. This is good.

Wait, he does what? Okay, so like we pulled up, it reminded me that he does this because we were at a shady gas station. And, like, he would, he got out of the car, shut it, and was like, lock the door, lock the door. And he wouldn't walk away until I locked myself inside. And then he allowed himself to go inside the gas station. That is so weird because I am the exact opposite. I find it crazy that my wife locks the car when she's sitting inside of it. Like I'll run in the grocery store and she'll sit in the car.

She goes, I got to lock the door. And I'm like, you're in the car. Well, my husband's just being protective. He doesn't want someone to like come in the car and take me. There you go. Rejected segments. I guess lunchbox has to secure. He's like, take her.

Leave the car and lock to take her away. I guess I just trust people more than others. Here's a rejected segment from Lunchbox The pool Bobby has to be careful Make sure people aren't using him For the second week in a row

Bobby's had people over A pool can do wonders For your social life But are people just using him for his pool Wow, good story That is That is a very true today I don't let people come to my house

Unless I trust them to kind of my house No no you can trust them But how much were they hanging out with you Before the pool? I was never letting them I never had a place for them to hang out. I'm just saying their schedule is a lot more open now that you have a pool. And good.

You don't think Bobby's smart enough to know when he's being used? He's lonely and he's looking for that companion. Bobby, have you felt used? I don't think so. It's early. I'm saying don't fall into that trap. He also writes, hey dude, use the pool to make some moves. That's a good one.

Yeah, you also have that mini pool next to the pool. To do what end? What are you talking about? Yeah. Amy, what was? I'd rather be in the big bowl than that minip pool when I'm making the move. What do you mean, Amy?

What's on your mind over there, Pervo? Little pool? What do you want us to do in the little pool? No. It's just like an inch of water. Okay, no, fine. I thought you'd like make it hot. Although it does kind of have like a little waterfall.

You take some cool pictures on that. Thank you. That was rejected segments. When you think about it, standing under that waterfall, make it out. That's pretty good. I'm going to go. I think I'm crazy, y'all. You guys are crazy.

It's like a hot tub with a waterfall. Yeah. Because you look at like movies, they put them under the waterfall and they make out on the bachelor when they go on a little date. Yeah, but the waterfall's like 11 inches tall. Yeah, that's not. You're missing the point, man. He doesn't get it. You can act like you're at Niagara Falls.

Exactly. Only the married people get it. You guys are looking for anything. We don't know. Everybody spice it up. Yeah. Come up your pool? Yeah.

No. No. My kids will be swimming there. It gets cleaned. Amy, what are you talking about? That's rejected segments. Anything you want to say, Amy. Man, I'm just hoping.

Everybody has a great day. There it is. By the way, you can hop over while we still have some left. There are some Pimp and Joy shirts. The retro edition, we try to, I don't want to run the segment for later, but as we try to name the dogs, we've raised $90,000. We named four of the dogs later on in the show. a fun way.

Yeah, people will be outraged. Yeah, so there are four dogs, they're $20,000 each. If we make nine more thousand dollars, we have enough for another dog. It's the goal. And, you know, when our military comes back, they could have PTSD or they could have any sort of trauma, and these dogs

help with that. So we don't keep any of the money. Bobbybones.com to get in on that. Lunchbox, anything you want to say? Happy hump day. All right. Eddie? Yeah, have a good summer. And if you want to stop by Walmart

Are you retiring? Wait, don't. That's coming up in the pile. Don't give it away. Give them a little head start. Start driving towards Walmart while you're listening to the podcast. Then when you get there, it'll be told a while.

You'll know what's up. You'll be like, well, how about that? Yeah. That'll be it. Bobby, anything from you? Not really. Yeah, look for them on TV. Yeah, but by the time they hear this.

I don't know when they hear this. I'll be on CMT Award tonight. But book comes out in less than two weeks. Oh, I got. Yeah. She's crazy. Stay tuned. find out what I got.

No, it's true. It's all stay tuned. Bugs, do you know what time you're going to be on TV? I don't. Oh, man. Just don't want to miss it. Yeah, I don't want to miss it. I like to flip over and check you out.

But never mind, I'm going to be watching the entire thing. There you go. As I mentioned later, I do look like Sergeant Pepper. You know my Sergeant Pepper jacket. Also, I just didn't want to have the button up a shirt. I kind of went lazy. Yeah. Hey, do you hear that?

One ear? Yeah. Does that go on the radio like that? Probably. That's pretty cool. What are you laughing at Morgan number two? They did that on purpose? Morgan Nervis said it laughing.

What's up? Nothing. My ears were popping in that song, so I didn't know what was happening. Hey, hit her shoulder, if he laughs. Okay, hit her lunchbox. Ear close. Dump her. Dump her ear.

Go. No, she's got big headphones. I'm not stumping her ear. Oh, okay. We already had that bit where Morgan number two was going to beat lunchbox up. And I remember lunchbox got mad. He got mad because he didn't want a boxer. I forgot about that.

Don't even bring that up, do we? Yeah, don't. Oh, you bring it up? What are? Is that popping again? No, not anymore. Oh, yeah, it didn't scatters. Goodness.

You pulled your headphones off? Yeah, it's too loud. You don't like the Beatles? Goodness. Papal, you okay? No, you were blaring it. Was I? Dang.

Yeah, Grandpa. What are you talking about? Oh, don't think I liked that one too loud in your ears. Turn it up. All right. Here we go with the show. Thank you very much. Nobody hit each other.

Grandpa. Tell me about them good old days. Okay. Yeah. Okay. across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. That's right.

Now, you can turn it up. Yeah. Welcome to Wednesday show. Good morning, studio. Morning. Yeah. Hey, how about this? We're going to start this right now.

World Premiere Day. Going to play the new one from Little Big Town. They're hosting the CMT Awards tonight. And the song is called Summer Fever. Over around. Got that top back on that cheek. I got that soundtrack. I'll repeat.

Got that one hand on my knee. Now, lunchbox went out and over and over again, catching summer fever. Now, lunchbox went out and asked people if they knew all the members of Little Big Town. Do you, Amy? Yes. Go ahead. Kimberly? Kimberly, correct?

Karen. Correct? Jimmy. Yeah. And Thor. Philip. There you go. I know, Philip.

I'm friends with a vet. Yes, I sat down with him yesterday. We jokingly call him Thor. Oh, my gosh. Philip's sweet. Little Big Town is hosting the CMT Awards. Name all the members of Little Big Town. Kimberly.

I don't know. Kimberly, Karen, Jimmy and Phillip. Wow. Kimberly, Karen, Phillip, and he's good looking. Karen's husband. It's funny how nobody knows the guys. That's what it all comes up to. Everybody knows Kimberly and Karen, but nobody knows the guys.

It's so lunchbox to throw it back on you. Yeah. Name all the members of Lady Annabella. Oh, that's easy. Go ahead. That's Dave, Charles, and Hillary. Wow. You know, I'm shocked at that?

Yeah, I'm impressed. Okay, I like that. Nice warning. You guys, give me no credit. I know my music. I like the sound of that. They have all the members of Rascal Flats. No chance.

Oh, no chance. How mean does he get, Eddie? Maybe two out of the three. Okay, go ahead. That's Joe Don, Gary LaVox. And, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Jay.

What up? No, don't clap. Eddie, you are a hater. Don't clap now. Don't clap. Okay, okay. Hey, lunchbox, name the members of Brothers Osborne.

They do have names. Yeah. John and. Yeah, that's right. Really? Uh-huh. What's John's brother's name? I don't even know which one John is.

So I don't know what brother I'm looking for. John has the beard. John has the beard and his brother has to be. The brother's elite singer. Yeah. I'm going to go Tony. No, TJ. Close.

It might really be Tony. We don't know. That's true. Tony James? Tony James. Let's do one more. If you can get this one, I'll give you five bucks. How about High Valley?

No idea. Can you name either one of them? No. They're brothers. Okay, great. Jim and Jack. I have no idea. Never heard their names of my life.

Curtis and Brad. They've been in multiple times. Yeah, I get it, but I just thought they were, whatever. They were just High Valley. Dixie Chicks. Oh, that's easy. Oh, wow. Hold on.

Eddie, can you get all three of them? Two out of the three. Okay, go ahead. Emily Robinson, Natalie, the lead singing. You can just get the first name. Don't know it. No, no, hold on, hold on.

Courtney. Wow. It's Marty. His face, when you said, wow, he was like, oh my gosh, I got it. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Joanne Lesser is a waitress at Crystal Cafe in Minneapolis. She's been working there for more than 20 years.

Over the weekend, Joanne, the waitress, helped save a choking customer's life by giving the customer a heimlich maneuver. Now, she didn't learn this in class. She saw it on TV. Ah. And decided to wrap it up and pull it out. And she just didn't have a bunch of TV show. So that's how she did it. And it worked and saved a person's life.

We've seen it on TV, but I often wonder if I would be able to actually, you know, go through with it. I don't wonder. I know I could. You could? You could. You know all the things I could do? I can do the heimlich. I can do CPR.

I could even do a tracheotomy just from seeing it on TV. Yeah. Yeah. I could do the defibrillator. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can think I can do all that. Okay, cool. Yeah, me too. We're basically doctors.

Maybe some open-heart surgery. I've seen that on some things. Well, a big shout out to her for an ICU. Let's go over to Ray Mundo with the news. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in New York. Well-known fashion designer Kate Spade died. She was 55 years old.

In Wyoming at Yellowstone National Park, an elk attacked somebody. This is the second time in three days this has happened. Officials warned you should all. we stand at least 100 feet away from the wild animals. And finally, in sports, congrats to Florida State softball. They won the women's college world series last night. This baby's first word was Alexa.

What if you're the parent? And your baby's first word is what they're hearing you yell at your little box the whole time. Oh, yeah. It wasn't mommy or daddy. It was Alexa. These parents said that his first word was Alexa because he constantly hears his parents talking to his Amazon Echo and telling alex. Alexa to do things. The baby's like, I like the...

It's messed up. It kind of is my stuff, right? Eddie, you have two kids. Mm-hmm. You have two sons. Our video guy and dad of two from McCallad, Texas, producer, Eddie. Do you know what your kid's first words were? Absolutely. Okay, your oldest kid.

Yeah, Dada. Wow. That's right. Yeah, we were all just like, did you hear he said Dada? And what about your youngest is four? Daddy. Wow. Yeah.

Both of them, dude. Dadda and daddy, what up? Is there a thing about that? Is there kind of a competition with you and your wife? Oh, absolutely. You're waiting for your kid to say something. And when it's Dada, you're like, yeah. That means he likes me more.

Like, oh, yeah, automatically. It's just like, yeah. I mean, he grabbed it. Because the moms are just like, oh, no, you know, like he's with me. We had a special bond in my stomach and all that. No, no, no. After he was out, he realized what's up. Now, has it been scientifically proven if Dadda or Mama,

What sounds harder to say? Mama's harder to say. Yeah, I think a lot of kids, they say da-da-da. Oh. Lunchbox is going to have a baby in August. Yeah, and the first words will definitely be dad-da. Oh, it's a competition. Absolutely.

Baby box update. Speaking of that, anything new going on over there? Yeah, the baby's just growing, and I did have a big moment in my life. I felt the baby kick. Oh, wow. That's good. That's awesome. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Yeah. Ha! Ha! The wife's like, oh, she's been saying, it's kicking, it's kicking. Put your hand here, and I put it there, and I don't feel anything. And I felt a strong kick for the first time, and I was like, whoa. Is that crazy? It was there crazy? It was so crazy.

To know that there's something in there, and it's kicking to let you know, hey, I'm in here. I got your hand. And I know that's your thing. Yeah, I created that thing. Mm-hmm. But that's a strong kick, so. Oh, you think he's a soccer player. Yep.

You're a USA soccer player. Oh, wow. Team USA. say. Wow. Women's soccer, that'd be cool. And you still think it's a girl? Yeah.

He sounded so disappointed when he said that. And you only think it's a girl, though, because of urban legend you've heard. Yeah. But you still think it's a girl. Yeah. All right. There you go. Because people keep asking me, how is your wife carrying it?

And I don't know what that means. I mean, like, is it a high pregnancy or a low pregnancy? Yeah, I don't know. I don't have any idea how you tell. How is she doing physically? Oh, she's great. She feels good. She's feeling good.

She's just powering through the car. Like her hands, the carpal tunnel is real bad. She has a hard time with her fingers and picking things up. But that may be her excuse for making me do everything around the house. Oh, is that happening now? Yeah. And she did buy guards to wear at night. But I said, I can't look at you in those things.

You can't wear them. Oh, they weren't hot to you. Oh, they are definitely not hot to me. No, I was like, eh. Like, if I go to bed before, you can put them on. But if I sit away, they'll stay on the shelf. Oh, my goodness. That's funny.

It's rude. It's disgusting and rude. Yeah. No, it's not disgusting. It's disgusting when she wears them. I mean, I'll take a picture of the things. They look like a softball player when you're going to go sliding into second base to protect their hands.

So what? If she sleeps in something on her hands. She needs them. Because obviously it hurts. Yeah, but she slept without them for how many months? Well, she wasn't pregnant as pregnant as she was now. Yeah, that's because it's gotten that bad. So she has to wear them. Hey, sometimes you've got to lay down the law.

Okay, there we get. Another baby box update. Baby box update. What started with a, Oh, turning down. Yesterday we're talking about lies. Our parents told us as kids. And then once you get older, you're like, ah, isn't true?

And so so many people wanted to continue talking about this today. Brooke in Arkansas. Good morning, Brooke. Good morning. Hey, so yours is actually something my grandma used to tell me, too. Tell everybody on the show. My parents used to tell me that if I had a sore on my tongue, then I lied about something. A lie bump.

Did you guys get told the lie bump story? No. You did it? Oh, maybe that's the Arkansas thing, Brooke? Maybe. Because my grandma would tell me all the time if I got one of those little bumps. She's like, what did you tell? What'd you lie about?

Tell me. Then I would tell her all my lies. Oh. She's brilliant. Yeah. Thank you for that call, Brooke. I appreciate that. Hey, Paige in Alabama.

Yes. What do you think about this? So something that I lie to my kid about, when he wants to go somewhere if I'm too tired, I always make up some crazy national holiday. until the place is closed. Okay, that's funny. So if he wants to go to Target.

It's national, no employees at Target Day. Wow. Hilarious. Okay. And how old your son? He's four. At what point do you think he's going to go, Mom, that's not true? I don't know, but I don't want that day to come because I'm kind of lazy sometimes.

That's funny. I should do with you guys. That is great. That really is great. I appreciate that, appreciate you. We all start using that one. Kristen in North Carolina. Kirsten, I'm sorry, Kirsten.

Hey, yes. So I had zero idea that the ice cream truck had ice cream. Just was told it was the music truck and it came to play music for us in our neighborhood in the summer. So you thought there was just a truck drove around playing the jams of the 1920s? It wasn't until the neighborhood next door, you know. So yeah, let's go get some ice cream. They have candy cigarettes too

We're like, wait, wait, hold up Not only does it have ice cream But we can get things that we're not even allowed to have too That's funny The ice cream drinking candy cigarettes? Yeah, arson Man, you guy was

They say riding dirty Right You want some of these too Rebel I appreciate that, appreciate you You're like market Let's do one more Hey Peggy in Ohio

Yes Thank you for calling What's going on? Well, first of all, I wanted to say that I listen to your show every day. Thank you. And it's awesome. Thank you. And the other thing was it was in reference to your parents telling you dumb stuff.

Yeah. What did your parents tell you? Okay. That if we swallowed the watermelon seeds, the watermelon would grow in our stomach. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I was told that. That's a good one, too. Yeah.

It's a good one. Thank you. Appreciate you. How about that? I love the National Hot. holiday one. You might use that one. That's my favorite one.

I think I've ever heard. What about the swallowing the gum? Does it really take seven years? No. Because my parents used to tell me if you swallow your gum, it doesn't come out of you for seven years. That's not true. What about eating carrots? Does it make your eyesight better?

That's a great question. I think so. What about spinach? Make you strong? Yeah. Pop-bye. A bye-bye? Thanks everybody for calling.

Hey, by the way, if you're in Washington, D.C., or if you're at Northampton, Massachusetts, sits, I'm coming to town. Bobby Bonescom.com. I would love to see you. If you're in Charleston, South Carolina, Bobby Bones Comedy.com. Charleston, I'll be there next weekend.

So there go. The Bobby Bones show. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Doctors told a husband that he had one in a million odds to be the perfect kidney match for his sick wife. Wow.

But, turns out he's a match. So now, husband. Wow. Yeah. One in a million. That's crazy. That is crazy. I wonder why, because maybe certain variables about their blood type. They should do that 23 of me and figure out they're related. That's what I do. They go, uh-oh, we're my brother and sister. As soon as you figure out you're a mat.

That's a really cool story. The fact that they're not supposed to be and they were and they're together. Yeah, I love it. They're planning to have the surgery next week. So shout out to the husband for being willing to step up to the plate here. No. They didn't have option. If he matched, you've got to give a. up but shout out to God from letting him be a match yes yep Bobby Bones show bone head

story up the day this story comes us from Canada a teenager was arrested by police after he failed to help a woman that had been hit by a train he's standing there he sees her get hit by the train instead of calling for help

he gets down there and takes a selfie with her instead wow and police caught him made him delete the photo she lost the leg Wow. Oh my goodness. That's terrible.

So where do you post that? Maybe that dark web you all was talking about. Oh. I don't think that one goes on old Instagram. I don't know. I don't know. He was just like. Boy, and what is she thinking?

She's been hit by a train. Obviously, I mean, she wasn't paying attention. But she's like, help me. And he's like, I got click, click. Oh, man. He's like, hold, please. And then what does he walk off? Yeah, he starts to walk.

walk off and then a police officer came up and they grabbed him. What a turd. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's so crazy. What a turd. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show. All right, so I'll give you a slogan. All you have to just fill it out. Oh, yeah. Lunchbox has lost 41 games in a row.

Lunchbox, I feel like this is your game today, but. I love slogans. Okay. I'll give you a popular product. Oh, yeah. You fill in the blank of the product. Man. Yeah. Ready? Ready. Amy, you're up first. I could have had a What? What?

I could have had a... I could have had a V8. Wow, Amy. Sorry. How'd you not get that one? Okay. That was a tough one out of the gate. Ready?

Yeah, I'm ready. Like a good neighbor, blank blank is there. State Farm. That is correct. Yeah. Eddie. Come on. Silly rabbit, blank are for kids.

Tricks. Correct. Amy. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a? Tutsy Pop. Judges? That's so right. It's right.

Lunchbox. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's... Mabeline. Oh, why did you do that? I watched TV. Eddie. That's true.

Good. Uh-oh. SpaghettiOs. Yes. We're rolling right now. We are rolling right now. Amy, give me a break. Give me a break.

Break me off a piece of that. Kick cat bar. There it is. Lunchbox. Yeah. There are some things money can't buy for everything else. There's... Hold on, hold on.

Oh. Oh, interesting. Name the slogan. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, theirs. Visa. Oh, it's MasterCard. So close.

You had the idea. Eddie, this is for the win. It's for the win. Oh, great. This is it. Eddie's going to win. Come on, bones. This one's weird because it starts with the word.

Oh. It's a tough one. Okay. Blank, the Freshmaker. Yeah. The Freshmaker. Blank, the Freshmaker. Sarah Lee.

Nope. Mint toast. Yeah. We're on overtime. Overtime. Yeah. Okay, sudden death. Okay.

Buzz your name. If you know it, lunchbox, you're in this, buddy. I'm in it. I'm in it. Okay, buzz our name. Yep. Buzz your name. Name.

America runs on. Lunchbox. Dunk box. Duncan! Yeah! American runs on Duncan. That is right. Dunkin' donuts.

Donuts. Is it Duncan Donuts? It's Dunkin' Donuts. No, America doesn't are not Dunkin' Donuts. Yeah, he works there. He knows. It's Duncan. It is not Dunkin' Donuts. Do we give it to him?

No. Yeah, we, yeah. No. I got to consult the judges. We'll come back. Hold on a minute. All right, the question was in the game, America runs on blank. Lunchbox yelled Duncan.

Yeah, and I'm right. But didn't say Duncan donuts. Yeah. So, let's go. Amy, what do you think? I think America runs on Duncan. Okay, Eddie? Okay, so the game is, what company is this for, right?

What business? No, it's what is the slogan. I'll give you the slogan. You feel the blank with the product. Yes. The product technically is Duncan Donuts. The slogan, however, does say America runs on Duncan. Every one we...

So what do you think, Eddie? Yes or no. No, he didn't say Duncan Donuts. Okay, well, I've been thinking about it. Morgan number two, what do you think? I think he was right. Okay. That's how I know it.

If he loses this, how many? 42 in a row. Oh, he loses it. Can I speak? Yeah. I have a news release from duncan donuts.com. Duncan Donuts launches new advertising campaign. America runs on Duncan.

All I was doing was filling in the blank like I was supposed to. That is a win. Hater over here, Eddie, just is mad because I won. Okay, okay. And it was quick on the trigger. Go ahead hit the assault. I believe in being steadfast in my beliefs. Woo!

And I am saying, The streak is over! Let him talk. Uh-oh. I'm sorry to say that the streak is over. Let's go! I think he's crying. Oh, my gosh, he's as red as a tomato.

That was awesome. 41 games in a row lost, but he's bad. No, he's won in a row. That's the only thing we're talking about. What up? Losers! Okay. Losers. Now you're all losers.

Hey, whoa, I was on your team here. I appreciate that. You still called her a loser, though. She did. On the Bobby Bones show now. There he is. Come on in here. Look at this guy.

You gotta wonder when a guy comes in with a t-shirt with holes in it. Well, you know, I got these holes from waiting out there so long. Moths are like attacking my shirt. The bigger you get, the longer my wait time is out in the garage, you know, for five, ten minutes, then backstage. I can see your good job. You're climbing. You're getting bigger, man. Big star.

Oh, you came in firing today, huh? I got a text. I got a text. Yeah, he's fine. Well, I haven't seen you in a bit. I know. It's a while. Yeah, once you start going to go into album, you forget your friends.

Yeah. goes into record Don't hear from him I was on the air Being obnoxious And I was like I don't hear from Dirk's Anymore

He used to text me We used to talk A couple times a week Didn't hear from him He said I had a Folgers can For a phone He said he said he's turned in his phone He just got a folder's can

And a string You know who texted me that day Dirk's? Yeah Well I listened to the show I don't think you did I think someone got a hold of you No no no no

I'm old school I listened to radio I listened to the show I caught that The 21 people Have been invited to the pool party But you still had nine people left in the list

and never got my invite. I heard Walker Hayes brought like five kids, so, you know, no room for me. Derek's texting me a picture of himself going, couldn't get an invite to the pool party? Oh, dang. It's a tight list. But I haven't heard from you in a long time.

So I haven't heard a lot of friends a long time. You're still always still friends. I mean, you've got to be like on, that's a check like Instagram every day to be your friend. Would you come to my pool party? Of course I'd come to your pool party. You could bring your kids too. Oh, I'd definitely bring it.

That's the only reason I'd come. Okay, all right. Let me use your pool to kind of clean off and, you know, use the restroom and all. that. Does that count? You don't have that dye that like they go to the bathroom. Yep, sure do. Absolutely. You probably would have that. It's red. Knowing you and your OCD, you'd have that. If you pee in the pool, it turns great.

Well, my kids can't come because they look forward. That's like their main favorite place to go. And then Dirk's, yesterday as we were doing the countdown, Dirk's hassles Amy because as Amy was singing all the songs, they were in the top five, she kind of messed yours up. Yeah, you weren't supposed to hear that. That's the same thing. Thank God. Jesus. Well, I guess so. I don't know. Father's on the trilogy. Father's on Holy Go. Yeah, the Trinity mother. Put your headphones on so you can hear this great song I'm playing here. Thank God.

Thank Jesus. Thank anybody, right? Yes. By the way, you look great. You do look good. Thank you. You look good. Have you been staying out?

Are you been working? Stop it from, like, slamming each other to compliment each other. That's what you guys are. You have fist fight, then you go to catering and make up. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's where the road is. Yeah, I feel good. I feel great.

You still doing the ice baths on the road? I still am plunging, getting the brothers. Actually, I have not got T.J. or John to do it. I asked John to do it, and he goes, I have an appointment to get punched in the face for the next hour. Sorry, I can't make it. But all the Lanko guys have jumped in. So how often do you do that, though? Is it every day?

On the road? Yeah, every day. It's part of the pre-show, pre-day routine just to get, you know, just dumb road stuff. It does help. It's good bonding, the band and crew. Everyone has a good time doing. I have like a thing where I'm doing cold water conversations where once a day I take a different person and put them in an ice bath next to me. We have a conversation about, I ask them.

what they do for breakfast because I'm always kind of fascinated by people's breakfast routines one word to describe the tour so far and what they hope to gain from the tour this summer Let's do that now

What'd you have for breakfast this morning? I'm having it right now I'm having a bulletproof coffee Okay Nice And I try to do that 168 thing So this is my first meal What's one word?

16 hours, no food 8 hours food Oh you're fasting Just to clarify for intermittent fasting? Yeah Look at you That's why you're looking

Don't you take a sweat thing on the road too? Yeah, I have like an infrared sauna. Like a sweatbed? Eric, who plays a guitar for Lanko, was talking to TJ, brother is Osborne. T. Osborne. Osborne. He's talking about, you know, just take your time building things up in the road. Don't go too quick. Don't spend too much money too fast. And they're in the hallway talking and all of a sudden some guy comes by, crew guy comes by. I go, hey, sorry, man. And they go, what's in there? And they go, us, Dirk's a sauna. And Eric's like, oh, so, yeah, so tell me more about Dirk's being really frugal on the road. It's like a classic. I mean, I'm sorry. Yeah, I do have a lot of toys out there.

I like having all my stuff in one spot. But that's stuff to keep you fresh to perform. Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of energy. I put on like three shows a night. You know, I do like a thing for fans, like a 40-minute show just for fans in a tent or wherever somewhere backstage. And then my either bluegrass band or my 90s country cover band goes on before Lancoe and plays for about 20, 30 minutes in disguise. And then I have my regular show and I meet, you know, at least 100 people a night. It's so busy.

So you've got to get that infrared. Oh, of course. Maybe that's what I'm missing. The only infrared. Infrared. Come on. I be born. All right, Dirk Spenley's here.

Yes. That song, Woman Amen, you wrote with Ross Kaufman and Josh Kear. Yeah. To folks that I know, good people. Yeah, great people. I was right with Ross and Josh and Josh that day. And Josh came in. He always has great titles.

He had the title for Drunk on a Plain, which when he said that one, I was like, I don't even know what that means, but I love planes and I love a few drinks. And so we just, I was like, I have to have this song. And a couple years later, he walked in with the title, Woman, Amen and I just, it just resonated. Like not a mental intellect, but just like a physical intellect. Like, wow, that just hits me. That means, I don't even know what that means, but I love that.

And Ross and I had a musical idea line around that had been back since, like, Riser, that we'd kind of a little bit of a Mumfordy kind of thing. We'd been, you know, had kind of just never really connected. It's hard writing songs. You've got to get the right melody, the lyrics, and it all has to, like, fit in a really authentic way. And just those two things came together. and just, you know, I can't give those guys enough credit.

Great songwriters. Did your wife think it was hot that you were singing a song about how awesome she is? See, I mean, she's been through all that stuff. I'm sure some of these guys can relate to their married about, you know, my wife can call me out on all the, you know, if I come home and go, hey, I wrote this song about you.

And she's like, how come the girl has blue eyes? I'm like, well, it just rhymed better with the... But she loved the song. She thought it was cool. She really likes Burning Man, which I think is going to be the next single. That was, like, her first pick for first single. But, of course, she likes a woman named,

And it's been a great thing for me because it really is authentic. It wasn't something I was trying to do. It was just, I mean, I wasn't even my idea. It was Josh's idea. But it really resonated with where I am in my life and this idea of gratitude and just living and trying to pack a whole life

into every day and just being present. And it all starts with her for me and my life. So it was like a really great moment that happened. And it's a great way to kick off the album. And it's been great on the road. Tell me about the video because the video is awesome. Video's awesome. So, you know, I don't use social media.

like I used to. I'm actually, I got the old flip phone today. I just, I just find it to be so surface level and it drives me crazy that I can wake up the morning and my day could be whatever it's going to be. And then I go check Instagram. And now my day has been like totally channeled into like this small little slip because I know what someone's doing with their day and it just ruins my day. So I've just had to get off it.

But what's great about it, social media I found is you can take like my song, I hold on, which is so personal to me. It has such a universal, like, effect. And so social media, you can take one person's story and really just blow, that up and it affects so many people because they can all relate to what that person is going through. So on woman and men, we took, that's my idea going forward with social media, a way that I'd be able to use it that would drive me crazy. We took Sydney and Jennifer, who are these great folks living in this area that bundled together Ziploc bags full of essential items for homeless people,

things that we all take for granted from shampoo to, I don't want any shampoo. I don't want to the road grease for that. But you know, toothbrush, toothpaste, you know, deodorant things. Just they need band-aids, first-aid kits. And they go around and they find homeless people. They were just walking around, handing them out to people. No, they weren't doing this on social media. They weren't doing this to raise attention to themselves. Just things they do. And we're able to find them. Shed some light on their story. We went out to Wee Day, which is a great festival out in L.A. that empowers young kids that they're doing great work in their community. And just, you know, just take this one story and just and make it big. And it really has had much bigger effect than me just making videos or posting stuff about myself on social media.

So really proud of that. And all the songs we've released have had some sort of story like that. Dirk Spentley. I want to talk about your record because it comes out Friday. Yeah. So I want to hop into that in one second. On the Bobby Bones show now. Dirk Spentley.

Your record comes out Friday. You mentioned Burning Man and Brothers Osborne on this song with you right here. I'm a little bit steady, but still a little bit rolling stone. I'm a little bit head. Man, just about My life, anyone's life who's going through the changes of being like one person

and then you start off being for me just being like 13 years old I want to be a country singer and then having a family and all this stuff I have on this other end and the self-discovery that comes from being married and the changes you go through together on this path and there's a lot of character building

that happens and you're still a little bit this but you're still a little bit that and I really relate to those lyrics and that idea and uh let me hear this again hold on let me see how i think about it again still a little bit rolling stone i'm a little bit heaven yeah still a little bit flesh and bone got it you got it yeah like it's still what you are but you're also moving around that's right come on half your life you're making trouble half your life you're trying to make it right there you go album's out Friday woman amen's about to be I mean you're hiring a hog

right now oh yeah I was listening to the little countdown you're all you know it's it's number two Right? Yeah. Pretty good. Number two. You got a big tour right now? Amy's singing on it. I might have just dropped it down to like three, but I don't know.

Oh, no. You haven't heard. That takes it up a level. Oh, okay, good, good, good. Every week. Every week. That's how it's been climbing. Oh, well.

I'm going to go on stage and totally mess up and go, thank Jesus for this woman, amen. Which actually might have a stronger effect, really. I was looking at some insta stories of your show and you have the airplane that comes out. Yes. For a drunk on a plane. Yes. How much that airplane costs?

That's expensive, right? Well, you know, it's like last year I had like the actual physical plane that came out on stage the last two years. And I didn't want to get rid of that, but it's just it had to go. You know, you've got to make a new show, so you have to let some things go. That airplane's now in my backyard. Kids love that thing. It's really in your backyard? Yeah.

Oh, that's amazing. Yeah. So it's like a jungle gym. It's totally unsafe. Yeah. Jagged edges. Smooth off some of the edges. Yeah.

I took a while. But anything on the road that doesn't like, you know, it finds a home somewhere. But I actually have a great bass amp that actually you open, door and there's a bunch of like, it's like a refrigerator full of beer, which I need to find a home for that. You have an amp that's an hour refrigerator? I'll take that. I'll get it to you. Yeah. All right. Come on by. I got a new studio for the Bobbycast. We'll catch up again. Let's do it. I'm round two. Remember that time we used to be friends? Oh man. It'll be like Jake and I. Jake and I around two. Yeah. Jake came over the house. Oh, man. Is it around two? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

No, me and you and you would be around two. Oh, yeah. Come on. We never dropped down that far. Oh, you and I, no. You just disappeared from my life. Totally. Yeah. Even Jake and I. I've never had a weird off. Yeah, yeah. No, dude. You're weird. Well, after the book came out and I saw that I wasn't going to be in there. What book?

I'm hanging up my buddy. Wait, which one? With the new one. Wait, how do you know you're not in it? Well, I was talking about Andy. You know Andy, you know. Andy, you know. Andy, what's up, bro?

Yeah. Hey, man. Oh, yeah. I look forward doing that charity thing in August and Austin. By the way. Are you doing that? Yeah, that's funny. He didn't put me in the book either because, you know.

No, no. Let's all relax. So, hold on. So hold on, Andy's not in the book either, so Andy and Dirk's bonded? No, no, no. Dirk's is full of crap. Wait a minute. This is what happened. Andy Roddick, one of my best friends, says, hey, what do you think, what do you know about Dirk's?

And I was like, actually, he's a close friend of mine too. You were going to say a great guy. Let me hook you guys up. I saw that. Dirk's is generously playing the Andy Rodic Foundation charity. Can't wait. Right. And so, but Dirk's isn't in my book.

Andy is. But you haven't failed a lot, Dirk's. Are you serious? Oh, have you? Gosh. What's your biggest fail? My book's all about failure. I know.

I had like maybe dropping out, making a bluegrass record because I was like no longer working in country music. You know when I was writing it, you had checked out. I already went to Colorado for a big part of it. Yeah, yeah. Well, there's book three. Okay. You got anyone coming out. I'm going to start a book.

I'm going to start a book. I'm going to start a book. I'm not going to write one. I'm just going to start a book. I'm going to start reading one. No, I haven't approached about writing something. I don't think I'm going to write one now. Just because of this.

I had no motivation. Now I have motivation. I'm going to write about everybody, but there's going to be a little gap there. It's just a like page. So I walked in and I was handed the sheets to the YMCA song. That's how I'll start my book. I like that. That was one of the Dirk's first appearances.

So you're still on your iPhone yet? I am. No, I'm back and forth. I'm back and forth. How do you choose what day? Is it organic? Today I'm just kind of really just, I just want to be present. I got out some interviews I'm doing this stuff.

I just don't want to be distracted by it. Yeah, no, I'm curious to see how you pick. But there's some days. Same number though? I forward it to. It's forwarded to here. Maybe that's why don't ever hear from. anymore.

Probably it's lost. You got the can. I have a lot of different. I have the folders can for you and then for, you know, this goes up in importance. Oh, you guys. Let me ask you. Well, no, no, you guys. We're talking here.

Let me ask you a question. Who of all the artists out there, would you say that you kind of have under your wing right now? Man, I think, you know, whoever's on my tour, I really try to show them how, you know, I think the road should be. So, brothers Osborne, for sure, and Lanko. You know, the first day of the tour had a big group meeting, which is kind of awkward on the road, but it's just like I had a, like, it was like, there's like a hundred of us out there. And I just talked about, you know, how this tour should be.

You know, this tour should be a tour that I've been on tours before that kind of like killed music and killed the vibe. And this tour should be the exact opposite. I want this tour to be like, obviously the show is going to be great. We've all, we're all professionals at that. But like your daytime, I want this to be like a tour where you really, you know, if you choose to, you can just be hung over the whole time and drunk, that's fine. But you want to like live and like have great experiences. Yeah, I want these guys to walk away feeling like, wow, that was like the most fun summer.

all time. I just took a kid to camp, so I have to recreate, I want to go to camp, you know, so I'm like trying to create my own camp on the road. Adult camp. Or you walk away, like, with experiences. Come out. We should do that, Bobby, like, create, you need, we should create an experience for the show. I got a swimming pool. What more do you want? Yeah, would you guys, like, go take paintball. Okay, so we take a day at your house and, like, make memories and, yes, Mawn, trust fall. Like, go find some trees and do the trust fall with you. Would you catch me? I would definitely catch you. Do you think I would? That's the question. But it would have to be more from falling just right here.

I'd have to stand on something. We could do one right now. But could you catch me? Are you strong enough to catch me? Come on. You've lost a little weight. Bobby? You're looking a little thin.

Yeah, but I'm easier to. If I fall off the couch, you'll catch me. Yes, I'll catch you. Are you going to hurt your... Now, I'm not, I don't want to get sued. What? I'm not trying to find out of here. The table.

The two of us. You need two hands. You need a cross. It's two people. It's a group thing. You need two people holding you there. Dierps and I will catch you. I've never done a trust.

on the couch and fall back. I know, this group. You two will catch me. Yes. Yes. Right now. Yes. I promise.

Here you go. Wow. I'll do it. This is a big step for Bobby. This is a big step here. This is like the first step. I don't know if I want to do this. Because what if I get hurt?

But what if I get hurt? But you don't have to, you can't talk? All right. I mean, all you have to do is. Raymond, when you monitor there? Here we go. Okay. I just have to fall off.

Yes. Just get up there and just. We're going to wait now. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. left arm personally yeah yeah okay so I just fall yeah I think it's in the left right here we go three I don't know underneath you are you gonna use two no no put your arms in full full your arms across your chest not thin your

knees you gotta go full back oh I'm falling fall on two I'm falling now go you can trust this I didn't open you up are you feeling like right wow I just saved me a lot of money on therapy wow that energy just coming through that I feel like I I got a lot. I had a surge from that. They had him up. Yeah, like, I'm not even going to like.

Just kind of get the hands up. We just kind of get the hands up. We just opened up a little bit. Yeah. That's the guy here. Okay. Now, let me in lunchbox catch you. No.

That felt good. That felt good. Let me mention this real quick. By the way, let me say it again. Dirk's album comes out Friday. Also, the Seven Peaks Music Festival for really all of our listeners, but in Denver and because we're all over the area. I hope everybody comes out to Seven Peaks.

And what I find fascinating, not only the lineup that you announced. It's fantastic. You, Miranda. I was watching the video. Brothers Osborne, Lanko. Like Cadillac 3, yeah. Sam Bush, Del McCurry. The 90s stage is going to be amazing. I mean, Clint Black, Sawyer Brown, Terry Clark, David Lee Murphy, of course the Hot Country Knights will be there. That's a funny video. Doug Doug Doug Douglasson, Doug. Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug.

Doug Doug Doug. Big rhythm, Doug. Look at this guy. Well, congratulations on your song and your record. Right now, you're just a burning. man. You know what I mean? Look at this guy. You've listened to my link, have you? No, I told you. I know you do it. I thought it may be special, but it's all right. It's not as special. You won't do for Stapleton. There's also in the book. Dirk's me the whole record. And he goes, here, listen to this. I said, no, I don't listen to music before it comes out. Listen to Chris.

Listen to Chris? Listen to Chris? Stapleton. I didn't listen to Chris either. No, I won't do it. And then he, so he texts it back in. He goes, here's just a couple. Take a listen. There's a song there called Living, which I really want you to hear. Living, isn't that already out? It's a little like snippet thing. Oh, that's what I've heard. Yeah. I've heard the snippet.

Okay, okay. I find the snippet, if I'm being honest. Good, I thank you. It's an enjoyable snippet. Okay, where do you see the snippet? I think it's an instant gratification. Some days you just breathing. I've heard the snippet.

Just trying to break it. You know, the fail until you stop failing thing, you know? Fail until you don't. It's name of my book. Fail till you don't. Yeah. Dirk's Wintley. All right.

We're going to go. Thank you very much. Fight tan and repeat. Everybody being a hater. You like that name? That might be one of the funniest things Dirk's ever said. There he is. Dirk's Bentley.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Damn it's something good. John Dobbs went on vacation to McCarthy, Alaska, and he loved it. He met some people, and he was talking to him. They said, yeah, we don't have an ambulance. Our volunteer emergency team doesn't have an ambulance. So he goes back to Wisconsin, buys an old ambulance,

fixes it up with his own money, puts it on a ferry, and ships it to the town so they have their own ambulance. All I hear is, I don't even know what the story's about. It's a great story. This guy goes to a small town. They didn't have an ambulance. Oh, ambulance. Yes, he goes back to his town. He gets him an ambulance.

But the fact that Lunchbox chose a story with an ambulance, so he could say ambulance four times. I am sorry, but I thought it was such a good story. It needed to be shared. No, you just wanted to say ambulance for you. Ambulance. Ambulance. I mean, he fixed up an ambulance with his own money. Who taught you how to say that word?

I have no idea. I just can't say it. Yes, you can. Ambulance. Ambulance. Okay, stop it. You ever see that episode of Friends where Joey's trying to learn French? And she's like, see Bu, Blu, blah, blah.

That's what it is in lunchbox. Ambulance. Okay, okay. That's how I say. It's a great story. I love this story. I always love a good ambulance story. Right guys?

Yeah. The Bobby Bonds show. Amy's skinny coming up in about one minute. I want to bring our phone screener Hillary into the studio. Our 25-year-old phone screener, she answers when you call the show, Hillary. Hillary, what segments are the callers wanting to hear today? People want to hear That's Rude and Rejected segments. What's up to all the negativity?

Do you hear this? They want to hear, That's Rude, which is rude comments. Which I'm also being told that one has been prepared for me. What's this one, Mike D? Oh, but my tight pants. That's perfect. Mike didn't even talk. That's why it's not as Quiet Mike over there.

Okay, so they want, that's rude, and they want a rejected segments. Yes, the rejected segments also rude. Yeah, because it's segments that I reject, and then I go, check this one out. But I'll tell you what, we'll do rejected segments on the pre-show, post show today. Okay, only on the podcast. Hey, Quiet Mike, if you can prepare some of those rejected segments, please? Thank you very much. There we go.

How good? How you feel? Hey, Mike, hop over to the microphone. He writes segments for the show, and is the quietest man in radio from Wauksahachey, Texas. Mike D. Mike D. Mike, aka Quiet, Mike,

aka Mike, Mike, Shirona. Why are you so quiet? I don't know. I've always been quiet my whole life. You really haven't said much. No, not a whole lot. Mike D. I travel the world together.

Working. And there are probably stretches of eight hours. We're sitting six inches. No words. And we're cool with that, huh? Yeah, it's probably the weirdest thing when we get into Uber. It's silence. We just said.

Make sure. I have nothing to say because I say things all the time. When I'm done, I don't have anything else to say. But you never say anything. Nope. What do you think the root of that is? I don't know. As a kid, I mean, as a kid, I talked a lot,

and then I kind of got picked on a bit for being annoying, and then I stopped talking. Interesting. Yeah. How's funny. There he is, quiet Mike. Thank you, quiet Mike. Yeah.

All right. Yeah. I want to commit. Totally no words. All right. Am, coming over two. Yeah. Bobby Bonshire.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. The CMT awards are tonight, Jason Aldeen, Carrie Underwood and Florida, Georgia Line. I'll lead with four nominations each. Yeah, I just got a text from a friend of mine who's producing the show. He said 18 stars in the first four minutes. 16 of them are country stars. 14 main stage performances, 20 performances, and all the five different stages.

That's tonight. Yeah. I'm presenting as well, and I'm busting out a little Sergeant Pepper's jacket tonight. You are? Oh, can't wait. You know? The suits are too much. One, they have too much money.

I don't like buying a suit. I got enough suits. And two, you know, I just kind of want to feel Sergeant Peppery Beatles, like a Beatles. What color? It's red, of course. Of course. Of course it is. I'm checking that out because I don't know what that means.

I know I'm about to have to Google Sergeant Pepper. Oh. Sergeant Pepper. It's like an old army jacket. Yeah. I mean, I have it in my head a little bit. But Little Big Towns hosting. They're also going to perform.

Again, that'll be on CMT, obviously. So I don't know. I just have to talk about Tyler Farr's tattoo and you have to go to BobbyBones.com to see it. At first I thought it wasn't real. It looks like Wolverine. It is four bearclaw scarves. Scars that go up his left forearm to his knuckles.

Eddie, go look at this. It hurts looking at it. And evidently, this is a tattoo he's been talking about getting for years. So he finally did it. What's wrong with him? What's how I'm thinking?

What's wrong with him? I was thinking this is surely an impulse thing. But no, he thought on this. And he decided. It was a good idea. I really liked Tyler Fars. I'm going to make fun of him. Me too.

Give me something that looks like people won't believe it. Go to bobbybones.com. I haven't seen tattoo. I've seen a lot of tattoos. Got a few of myself. It's unbelievable. When he posted the photo on Instagram, he goes, When in Vegas,

get that grizzly bear scar tattoo you've been talking about getting for three years. Always wanted to get attacked by Grizzlies. This is the second best thing. Isn't it crazy? Crazy. Yeah. It even has bruising, like, tattooed on it. He committed fully to the, he just got a tattoo.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know that was from the actual tattoo. No, no. He committed totally. I think that's some purple ink. Guys, I know you can't see this. But if you take your hand and you put it out, put all five fingers and spread them. In between all your fingers, if you just do like Wolverine claws all the way back down your forearm,

that's what it is. And the bruising is tattooed on there too. Yeah. Looks legit. Bobbybones.com. I'm Amy. That's your skinny. Yeah.

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Let me know what you think about it, and what you're playing it all the time. Send me a note. Tell me how addicted you've been. Everybody wants me to do it. That's Rude segment. Widely enough, people are very rude on Instagram. So, yeah, so I think we can do it. That's Rude here.

Good morning, good morning, good morning. Bobby bones. All right. That's rude. This has been labeled the tight pants edition. Which, by the way, if you go to my Instagram, I posted a video of me singing Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. It's a rhyme. And all the people wanted to comment, not on my angelic singing voice, but how tight my pants are.

So here we go. That's rude. Chris writes, your pants look like body paint. That's rude. Logan writes, hey Bobby, nice yoga pants, man. Well, that's rude. Corey writes, baby Gap outfit? Man, that's rude.

Yeah. But it's rude. It's rude. It's not funny. Come on. Baby Gap, come on, Bobby a little bit. It's up on my Instagram. I'm just singing, trying to show.

It's not having fun. Melanie writes, so if Amy can't have your George straight shirt, I'm sure she can borrow your pants. That's rude. 17 different, hey, eat a cheeseburger. I don't like those. People need to stop at that. 17, I counted them. 17 of them.

You can do it. That's rude. And then because I was singing Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday, Christy writes, someone please deliver some waffle fries to Bobby and tell him it's only Tuesday. Oh. That's rude. And if you never heard the jam From our band The Raging Idiots

Eddie and myself It's called Chick-fil-A But It's a very tragic tale Of when you want Chick-fil-A But you can't have it Because it's the one day of the week It's not open So Sunday

I got a crail That I can't kick It's making me weak It's making me sick I want to get my car And drive to you There's nothing else I can do

Why won't Chick-filet But it's Sunday Want the fries and made a waffle But now I'm feeling awful I want Chick-fil-A But it's Sunday Yeah, the one day that you It's the one day that I was hoping

To get Chick-fil-A Yeah, yeah Get Chick-fil-A I yell hello Through the drive-thru Hello Nobody answers me back I look around for all the other cars

Where the heck is everyone at I won't shake for late Sunday But now I'm going to shake for late Sunday Yeah the one day It's the one day that I was hoping To get cheap for lay Yeah, yeah, yeah

Can't get that out of your head, you can stream or downloaded, it is a jam. Pick it, A'am. But it's Sunday. Wow. I want a fries and if stanchol's. There you go. Now I'm feeling awful.

There you go. I want shit play. Yeah, yeah. But it's Sunday. There you go. Thank you, Anne. It's close. Very good.

A woman was arrested after she hit a Wendy's cashier with a burger after the cashier got her order on. Yeah. Up in Connecticut. Makes sense. She said, I like this burger. They mess it up just a bit. She threw a fit. She yelled, she swore.

She hit the employee with the burger. She was charged with second degree breach of peace for her disturbance. Huh. I mean, that's a lot. Something's going on in your life if you're hitting somebody with a hamburger. Oh, yeah. Yes. Like the hamburger didn't do anything to you.

And neither did the person because they didn't do it on purpose. Hey, Emmy and Virginia. Hey. Thanks for calling. What happened to you? Yeah. So I actually worked at a couple Chick-fil-A's in Virginia, and one day a lady came through the drive-thru. She was not happy with what she got because she was ordering from the breakfast menu,

and she thought that it was time for lunch. And so she came in very angrily and tried to throw the biscuit at my manager, and instead my manager jumped out of the way, and it hit one of our other employees in the head because she was turned around trying to get someone to refill. So what happened to the person who threw? Did they, you call the cops or anything? Unfortunately, she left like immediately, so we couldn't really do anything about it.

But, you know, that's just, you know, one of the things that happens pretty regularly, honestly, at Chick-fil-A, you'd be surprised how many people get mad over really, really small things. Even at Chick-fil-A where they say things like, my pleasure. My pleasure. Like, after she threw it and you went, man, hey, don't worry about it, my pleasure. She'd be like, chill her out? We actually have people that get mad at us for saying my pleasure.

People get mad at everything. If anyone gets mad at you for saying my pleasure, well. Well, what? What are you going to say? They just, they need. They need to go away. People are looking for a reason to be upset now. Yeah, why do you be upset at that?

It's become like people get trophies for being the loudest most upset person. Like, oh, you've really created this outrage today. You get a new story about you. because you got lots of retweets. Let's stop being outraged about everything. Because everybody's getting outraged all the time. It's really annoying me. I can't even watch the news.

Because everybody's mad all the time about everything. There are things to be mad about. There are things to be sad about. There are things to be happy about. There are things to be indifferent about. Not anymore. Everybody's got to be rage-filled all the time. That's why I'm out.

I'm done. No more news. No more TV. You watch Fox News and CNN. It's the same dang thing all over again. Yeah, man. Oh, that's the song. The world's in the toilet.

Mark it's in the tank. I can't fix that. Yeah, but I can fix the drink. Emmy, thank you. Oh, my goodness. Oh, boy. Yeah. Hey, so Amy was at a restaurant.

She saw a woman clipping her toenails. Yeah, so she best out. Have you guys heard of this? No. Okay, so she has on flip flops or whatever. And then she, I guess, I'm assuming she noticed something on her toe that needed to be. Oh, come on. So she has a pair of clippers in her toes.

It's not like she was, like, doing a pedicure situation under the table. but she gets out clippers from her purse, she leans down under the table and clips her toe and then goes on with her meal. So I'm like, okay, if you need to handle that situation, please get up, go to the bathroom, clip your toe, come back, don't do it in front of the restaurant so we can all see you clipping your toe and then just leaving it there on the floor.

Whatever you clipped off, I don't have skin or toenail or what, but no, no, no, no. Of course not. She thought it, though. Yeah, I think a lot of things. so I just don't say it. Amy saw a woman clipper toenails in the middle of dinner at a restaurant.

We're like, what? Christopher and Virginia, welcome to the Bobby Bone show. Hey, bud. Hey, how are you doing, Bobby? I'm good.

Tell me something. So I was sitting at a restaurant with my friends and a mobile mechanic was working on a car in the parking lot, comes in with a car bar he was working on.

Buy's lunch, dirt, oil, grit everywhere all over the table, worked on the car bar while eating his lunch, just walked the dance, and left his mess there after he left.

And the poor employee had to scrub the thing out and it would not come out. That stinks. It's funny to think about. Yeah, but that's a bummer. Not that his hands are dirty. But the mess he made. No, no, no, no, no.

You're forgetting the best part. He's doing the work on the part while he's at table. Like, I waited tables for a long time, and I never saw someone come in and bring their work. People would come in to bring other food, and I would think that was funny. I was never a hater on that. They come in with Taco Bell,

and they would eat Taco Bell in the restaurant. Oh, while someone else is eating there? Yeah. Okay, got you. But he came in, he's working while he's eating. That's funny. Let's go over to Kyle in Georgia. Hey, Kyle. Hey.

What's up, bud? Nothing much, just at work. Appreciate that. What are you going to say? I'm a server at a restaurant, and I took a table of their food out, and I happened to smell something, and it smelled like fingernail polish. So I looked around, lo and behold, there was a lady sitting by the windows. probably like just couch down painting their toenails in the middle of the restaurant.

Yeah, we should chill on the feet in the restaurant. It's just feet stuff. You know, sometimes you're in a time crunch. Yeah, then you shouldn't go to the restaurant. If you're not that much of a time crunch. I know, I'm joking. Hey, Kyle, appreciate that. Appreciate you.

Thank you very much. Oh, and that smell. Sometimes people paint their nails on an airplane, and I'm like, no, no, no, no. Lisa and Iowa, hello. Hey, how are you? Really good. Thanks for calling. What you got for me?

Good. I was at the Texas Roadhouse with my. entire family, my husband and three daughters, and I looked under the table and saw a pair of blue metallic colored women's panties. Interesting. Tell me more. Called the manager over and I said, um, what's that? And they said, oh, my goodness, and carried it away and paid for everything.

Oh, they paid for your meal because they found panties under the table? We didn't ask for anything. Wow. We had drinks, we had food, everything. We asked to everything. It's so weird. Wow. That gives me an idea.

Great story. Yeah, yeah. Run with that one. Hey, thank you for that call. Appreciate you. That's what happened. I know. Did someone just abandon them?

Did they use the bathroom? You know, there are a lot of things. Yeah, they fell out of a purse. Wow. Or a pocket. Wow. How about that, huh? How about that?

How about that? So we with CMT have been doing a lot of interviews with artists who are either nominator or performing tonight on the CMT Awards. And so I went up yesterday, talked a few. of my friends that were coming around, and Lindsay L, the artist. I talked to her. Now, not only is she great artists, but we used to date for a long time. And so, just so people know the backstory.

We don't talk about that here, but I'm sure lunch is going to bring it up, but we're moving past that. Everybody good? Yeah. All right. Let's just be mature about it. It was great. I'm going to play it.

Okay, play it. It's a Bobby Bones show. So here with Lindsay L, only two females in the top 20, and you're one of them. True story. That's cool, huh? It's really crazy. You know what else is cool? Is that you get to perform on the CMT Awards.

I'm so excited. Like, I know you, and I know how excited you are, but like, really. You do know me. I do know you. And it's a really big deal. It's a really big deal. It's a really big deal because the new artist that CMT asked to be a part of the stage, the side stage, I'm kind of the black sheep out of the group in a way.

You know, I have my first top 20 single, but everybody else has had a top 10 song or higher. And so I just can't thank C&T enough And I'm super, super excited We had rehearsals yesterday And I cannot wait You have a new record That's the John Mayer record That's really good

People like it, huh? It's been cool to see people's reaction to it Because I was apprehensive about it I mean, it's my favorite record I'm pretty sure it's your favorite record And I know- Yours or Johns? John's. John Mayer's.

Like yours, as in Bobby's favorite record Yes, continue with my favorite record. Yes, yes, yes. And so it's to, It's a personal thing. And even, you know, when John eventually hears it, I'm really nervous to hear what he thinks as well. But I know there are super John Mayer fans out there that we're going to be probably pretty

skeptical about it. And so I've seen mostly really positive things, which is cool. Okay. So here we are tonight. Lindsay's playing on the CMT Awards. It's cool. You're on TV playing. That's cool.

Criminals in the top 20. I'm going to play waiting on the world to change right now. Is that cool? you. Thanks. That's totally cool. All right, you can stream this. You can buy this. Lindsay L. Look for on the CMT Awards tonight. And then Criminal is the song that she has in the top 20. And it's good to see you, my friend. It is good to see you, my friend.

High five it out. My friends, but we all misunderstood. They say we stand for nothing else. There's no way we ever could. We see everything that's going wrong with the world on those who lead it. To feel like we don't have the means to rise above and beat it. So we keep waiting on the world to change. We keep on the world to change.

Here's something I want to bring up for a second. I want to bring our producer Raimundo from the glass room in here. There we go. He chops audio all morning long. Coming to you from the glass room. Our audio producer, Raymundo. Hey, Raymundo. So I'm hearing that you're walking around saying that you had

the idea for us to do our show live from the Ryman that we stole your idea. Yeah, I've had it probably for six months now if I'm counting. But how come you never told anyone? Well, I'm trying to find, I did. I told Eddie in Lunchbox, I also told my girlfriend. It was something

I thought up, I thought it's a live audience, it's just like a television show. No other radio type programs do that. Why don't we be the first to do it? And so I hadn't really told any of upper management. And I was trying to find some emails that I'd say. I usually delete my text because I'd always texted it to my girlfriend that we came up with this idea.

You always texted it. Yes, and then now on Friday you guys are doing it live at the Rhyman and there's nothing about Ray came up with his brilliant idea. Why would you text your girlfriend about it? We were talking about it. Me and her always try to come up with big ideas for the show. Oh. And I said, we're always just sitting in a boring room. What if we did it live in front of a studio audience? It's just like the TV shows that you watch. And she's like, that's brilliant. You have to pitch that.

And so I was sitting on it for the perfect time. And then now in two days is going down. And somebody else heard it. it and ran with it. So you think someone heard your idea? Yes, and usually I email them and I'll put them to Morgan or somebody, so I'm trying to check some paper trails, and I can't find crap. Yeah, so what if you find it, though? What's the difference?

Well, then I came up with it, and it's an amazing idea, and people can't, it's the life we live. You don't just steal people's ideas and take credit for it. No one's... Yeah, first of all, people do a lot. A lot of time. I know. That's what I'm trying to get, I'm mad about it, and I brought it up to lunchbox to Nettie. I remember specifically... You have never brought it up to me that we

should do a show live in the rhyming, dude. In the studio, saying that we could make side money if we want to... Oh, it's all about... Okay, so let me say this. I do nothing about it. You know, I knew nothing about you doing it. We are doing our show live from the Ryman, the most famous country music venue in the world on Friday morning.

Anybody can come. If you're listening, come. Doors open at six. The show starts at seven there. We're doing the radio show before that for two hours. Then we start over there at seven. Chris Jansen, Cassie Ashton, Maddie Poppy, Caleb from American Idol, first and second place.

Did you have that idea to bring the American Idol people too? Is that, was that in your... No, mine was just the cast, and then we'd do the normal segments. But we're not charging, there's no money. But what was the side hustle. How are you going to make money? That's what we were trying to figure out. That's why I never brought the idea to the table, because I didn't feel like it was lucrative.

I was like, as of right now, it's... Maybe I have a sponsor or something, yeah. It's a good idea. It gets the crowd involved. And then I also said you could have a microphone roaming in the crowd where they could end up talking and being a part of the show. We could give things away, like you get a car and you get a car. People call in on the telephone. I thought, well, if we do it live like that, people would just call in on the microphone.

It would be something like that. It was very, like the development of it was very basic. I hadn't really thought it totally through, but I had the start of it. You're making me tired now. But thank you. Great idea. I recognize that you probably thought of something similar. Yeah.

There you go. Thank you, Ramundo. You're welcome. There he is. That's our guy. Ray Mundo. With all the ideas, there he is. He chops audio all morning long.

Coming to you from the glass room. Our audio producer, Ray Mundo. By the way, Ramundo, how is the relationship with you and your girlfriend? You guys have been together four plus years? Are you guys getting closer to that engagement or now? We are. We see the commercials on TV, hear them on the radio, and then we're like, hey, this weekend, we should go check out some sale prices. And how old are you? 32 now. Oh, wow.

20. 32. He forgets he's not his 20s. 258, yes. Thank you, Ramundo. There's our producer, Ramundo, everybody, from the glass room talking to us. Come on. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. A three-year-old girl saved her mom's life by calling 911. Three years old. Her name is Dorothy Craig, three years old, Cleveland, Texas. Mom fell down. She's like, I think this is what I'd do. Boop, boop, boop.

Called it. They were like, hey, what's problem? She didn't really know, but they could track the number. They came to the house, saved the mom. Paramedics responded. Three? Three. I still am shocked by the three.

Amazing. Eddie, you have... Yeah, a 4-year-old and a 10-year-old. Would your 4-year-old know what to do? No chance. No, no. Nah, he'd probably just go outside and jump on the trampoline. If you fell, and you were like, Eddie Jr., Jr.,

call someone. Yeah, he'd be like, okay, and then he'd run out the door and never come back. And get distracted? Oh, trampoline. So when you hear that a 3-year-old did that, is that amazing to you? It's amazing, and I feel like I got a lot of work to do with my kids. Yeah, I'm failing. It makes you also a little reflection.

Yeah. Come on, y'all. There you go. Bones show it Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones Let's go Transmitting across America

This is the Bobby Bury Turn it up I always encourage people to reach out to the show And share with us your thoughts Unless they're dumb like this one Oh great What happened? Well, I just got an email

And I don't think it's fair I'll read it to you I don't think the person's that dumb But it's written to Amy By the way, I intercepted this Okay Amy First of all, congrats on

your kids. Thanks. They are precious. Secondly, I was listening to the show today, and Bobby said he's taking Mike D to the CMT Awards because now that you're a mom, your life is different. Well, why should you being a mom affect things that go on with your career? If you were a man, this would not be an issue. Just my two cents. Love listening to you from Boston every morning, Veronica. First of all, Veronica, Amy's a, or excuse me, what's your name? Eddie? Eddie's a man, and he can't do things because of his kids either a lot of times. Correct. That's changed a lot. in our relationship. Eddie, yeah.

When any guy kids, it's like, oh, we can't hang out as much as we used to. Correct. We used to do is just used to do stuff. Same thing with Amy.

She's much less available to me for fun functions because of her kids. Yeah. We should clarify that. I don't want anybody mad at you. I don't feel like, I feel like you support me

as being a working mom. That's right. But not saying you must come to this award show with me. Yeah. We didn't even offer, though. I know, but there's okay. We just don't hang.

We just don't hang. We just don't hang out as much outside of the show because you have kids now. Okay. And this is a hangout event. It's not a work event. It's a hangout event. And so I think Eddie was a little hurt too. I didn't invite him.

Yeah, a little bit. But you know what? I'm a dad. And things changed when I became a dad. Family life happens. Family first. It has nothing to do. My kid was born 10 years ago.

But even on the road, though, like Eddie and I could run wild on the road and play idiot shows in the last couple of years. But he's like, man, I got to be home with my kids some. It changes when you have kids. Trust me, I know. Because both of my friends have kids. Not that I know. I just know through you guys. Yeah.

It does change things. That email offended me a little bit. Yeah. If anything, I've tried to make it so much easier for Amy at times because she has kids. Yeah. Now you're going to drive me crazy. Don't let it drive you crazy. Just in here.

I was watching a video, your son, though, dancing. He's my hero. Oh, my God. Amy's son is my hero. Mine too. He dances. He does a booty dance. On Amy's Instagram, he's just dancing by him.

No music. No, I walked outside. He's in the first. front yard in his pajamas, some cowboy boots that Bobby gave him, his bicycle helmet. Like, I walk out the front door and he's just like facing the neighbor's house, like, shaking his booty. So I start recording. Just dancing. No music. What are you doing? And she's like, there's no music, buddy. And he goes, yeah.

He's like, I don't care. I just feel it. It's like, sometimes I just feel it. Oh, music. Who needs music? Yeah, he's my hero. I never get tired of his dancing. It's the stories that you post. Okay. Well, I hope, okay, good. Because I sometimes I'm like, ooh, a little too much I need to stop. But, I mean, it brings me so much joy. I'm like, if it can make someone else smile, I'm like, you know,

sometimes we just need that reminder to smile. I smiled for sure. On Amy's Instagram, man, he was dancing. There's no music. It's like, buddy, whatever. He goes, doesn't you just feel it. That's right. I'd ask Amy to record from side stage because I was really excited to sing Beastie Boys at the Rhymen

with Darius Rucker. And so Darius has this big charity show. I said, Amy, record me because I want a couple of videos to post. And she's like, okay, cool. And so this is Amy recording me doing Beastie Boys. Okay? Remember, it's for my own, for posterity.

I wanted to keep. Here you go. This is the clip here. You got a fight. Oh, you're right. You know, we're trying to sing it out. Sorry, I didn't even know. I didn't even know.

I sent Bobby the video. I was like, hey, got this really good. I mean, Bobby was like working the stage, Darius was. And then when Bob, Bobby started playing it after I sent it to him. I heard myself and I was like, I'm singing. That's all, it's all you.

I know, but I didn't know. Well, it was me and Darius Rucker on the stage. I didn't hear that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's always cool. I didn't mean to. I just was so into it. I really didn't.

I figured that what I was sending you was just you and Darius. Good for Amy. Just sending me a cool video of Darius and myself. You got a butter. Speaking of you, A.m. Yeah. I have, this is the first one I've given out. period. I got books and do you want one? Yeah, I do.

Okay, so where is it? It comes out in less than two weeks. My book does called Fail Until You Don't and it's just about how successful people really aren't that good at it. They just fail a whole lot and keep trying. And so you know my backpack? Can you look at my main that main pocket? So here's the thing and I want to ask the room this. I wrote this book and I asked my friends to write parts of it too about failure and their biggest failures. And so some people like the governor of Arkansas, Asa Hutchinson, some people. Look at that. Chris Stapleton, Walker Hayes. Chip Esten.

You know, there's a lot of people that, Andy Roddick, Brooklyn Decker. So this is the first book. Wow. There it is. That's real. Look at that. It is real. And I'm going to give it to you.

I don't have to like win it. Well, no. You have to play a game. Yeah, finish the slogan. Now the question is, since you are one of my dearest friends, do I still sign it for you? Oh, yeah, 100%. Oh, you think so.

Because, you know, we're so close. Yeah. I mean, Amy, if you want to sell it too, it's worth more money. I don't, I just don't want to be just goofy. I don't want to sign it. That's not goofy.

I'm proud of you. Sign it. Sign it. I already did. I just want to make sure. I just want to make sure that that wasn't. What if I had said no? That's awkward.

Then you're like, well, here's awkward. Oh, you wrote like a note and signed it. I just thought you'd sign your name. No. It's even better. It's personalized to Amy.

Yeah. She can read it if she wants. Let me see. Let me see. This is my book. It's out now. Amy. Amy.

Now it's out now. It's out of the 19th. Yeah. Amy. Thank you. Oh, Amy. Your handwriting. Thanks for sharing your story in this book.

I can't wait to read your entire journey in your own book. BFSS for Eva. Number four, Eva. That's cool. Oh, dear. This is terrifying to hear you say the words book. What? He's just said in your own book.

I'm like, come on, Bobby. Oh, I thought that was something he wrote on all of them and they just replaced Amy and then Andy. So what is that? This is Congrats. More to come? I guess they put it in all the book. I got a box of them yesterday.

You're the first one to get one. Is this my invitation to write a book? I've been telling Amy. From Harper Collins. She's got a book in her. Yeah. And so I told her four months ago, I started taking notes every night. And so I just said, it's like, hey, thanks for this.

And thanks for sharing your story. I can't wait for all of your story because I'm going to be the first one to get the book. It's a presentation to me. Wow. There you go. I mean. This is a real legit book. Let's see what's underneath the,

ooh, it's white and black underneath the cover with red writing. There you go. But also, here was the deal with the book publisher. I said, hey, I want to do this thing where I put members of the B team in the back of the book. And they were like, oh, cool, 50 or so. I said, well.

Whoa, there's a lot. Yeah, I say, here's the thing. The listeners of this show, like, they're passionate. This is the most passionate group I've ever seen. I said, why don't we do a pre-sell? Because I'm not big on pre-sales unless there's some added value. to it. Just for the sake of buying something early, who cares? Who cares? But I said, hey, if I can put them in the back of the book, that would be cool. And they're like, okay, what, we'd like three pages or something?

I said, if it's a thing where we only put certain amount of names and there, don't do it. Because I don't know how many people are going to do it. It's 40 pages. 40 pages of names? And how many names do you think are on each page, James? A hundred? Thousand. Thousand. I mean, yeah. Wow. And they're like 10, 10,000 names. You say, shout out to the B team. And you say, guys, Bobby here, thanks to each and every one of you for being so incredibly supportive of me. I wouldn't be here without you. I'm proud to have all of your names included in my book. And then legit, their names are they're alphabetically written.

That's pretty cool. For each letter I put a word. Like A is for action. Nice. Oh, there's so many A's. B is for bravery. What's F for? I can't say it on the radio.

Okay. If I could, oh, F is for fight. Oh, yeah, of course, of course. G is for grind. R is probably for repeat. What's D? D is for dedication. On science class.

All right. That's cool. Okay, anyway, Amy, I want you to have that. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I got to, oh, man, I want to read it. You know who else has this story in the book? It's Mike D.

Yeah. Tomorrow you may get the second book. So, question real quick. Did Lunchbox and I get a name in there? Let me see. Hold on. Look under E real quick, Amy. Y'all wouldn't be with the B team.

You didn't buy the pre-sale. Yeah, okay. Okay, so we're in the front. The intro? No, you want to be it. You want to read the dedication? Oscar Meyer got a shout out. Any acknowledgments?

The weiner? The weiner. Here's why. Wow. Shout out. Shout out Jay Shannon. Hold on. What?

You can read the Oscar Meyer. Go ahead. Hold on lunch. Hold on. Okay. It's the acknowledged. This is not the B-T-Ten. This is the acknowledgement.

This is the B-Teen. To those who have been there from the start, Rod Phillips, Jay Shannon and Oscar Meyer, mostly because I ate their hot dogs and baloney a lot early on. Yeah. Okay.

What else? What else? To my management team, Mary Forrest, spelled her name. wrong in the last book. Oh, you know, like Forrest Gump? I did.

Yeah, I did. The king corn cap shawl. You too, Tom Lord. To my bosses at IHeart Radio, Bob Pittman, Rich Bressler, Darren Davis. Let me have a job. Ooh, okay, hold on boys. To Jennifer Lyme Gruber, who is awesome and had my back so many times I've lost count.

Shout out to my dude Kevin Legrette. Shout out Lunchbox. Yay. You made what to say about me. Shout out Lunchbox Spirit. That's it? What? Shout out Eddie, period.

Yeah. And mostly shout out to people who inspired me creatively to be a better person. Like Charlemagne, Walker, Amy, John Mayer. What? What's wrong with that? Hold on. Those people inspire you to be a better person. Everybody that.

Lindsay. My man, Kevin Legrette. Just shout out lunchbox. Like, I didn't even get like a sentence like, hey, thanks for being there for so many years. He wanted my man, lunchbox. No, I just do shoutouts to the back of the book. I like Legina. You go, what up, Legina?

Question mark, question mark, question, exclamation point. Hey, you're not making me feel better. I wrote this thing like a 12-year-old writes, like my first book. What a-oh. Christine Time. Kimmel go, hey, did you write that book? And I'm going, just read it. You let me know if I wrote that book.

Yeah. Anyway, I don't know. It's like $10 off right now in Amazon. A few pre-order. Thanks for the shout-out, man. That was cool. For sure, only shout-out, like 15 people. I like it.

Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman. Yeah. Like, I mean, that's funny, lunch, lunch, bugs. But you didn't want like a sentence? Oh, Rachel. Adler, hey. There you go. Rachel, okay.

Thank you very much. All right, good, good, get on that. I say they caught that hatchet guy that killed the guy in my neighborhood. Mm-hmm. It took a couple of days, but they got him. I'm amazed that someone can get away from the law for that long now, with cameras everywhere and people with phones. Cell phone pinging and...

And just people being able to see that something's up because we have on our phones what people look like. This guy where I live, I don't even know the real story, but he goes in and he kills his boss with a hatchet and his old boss. And the guy was training someone. The manhunt of a suspect. Again, this is right down the road from my house. They found him in Bowling Green, 80 miles northeast of Nashville.

He was found driving a Toyota Yaris. And this is a vehicle he had. There was video he had at a gas station, too. And an urgent care that he stopped at, try to get help for some cutty hat on his leg. I'm just amazed that he was able to stay free that long. Yeah. He was trained

Wait, the boss guy was training That's what I heard the other day I don't know if that was clarified But it was a gym And he was with a client The guy that was killed If I'm with the client The whole thing is just

I think He was Maggie Rose's trainer The guy who died Oh really? I think so The artist I think so Yeah that's a really terrible story

But we had talked about it on the show So I wanted to update it there Eish Did you see the Viagra story by the way? No Oh man That was a bad one What happened?

This is a bad one. a bad one. We just talked about that and this is a bad one. They're both bad. I'm sure that... No, no, no. This one doesn't compare to the third one. I didn't say compared to the last one. Someone could have been harmed by Viagra. It explodes. I don't know. Like, you take so much and it just pops. That'd be pretty bad. That would be pretty bad. It wouldn't be that bad.

Okay. Okay. A man is suing CVS for ruining his marriage. Oh, this story? Oh, gosh. Because CVS told his wife about his Viagra prescription. He was keeping a secret from her. Yeah. She didn't know he needed help. A guy in New York is suing

CVS because they told his wife about his secret Viagra prescription and he says it ruined his marriage and he's looking for money now. Boom. Yeah, they violated the HIPAA laws is what he's saying because he was doing it. It wasn't covered by insurance so he was paying for it for himself and he would go pick it up and she called about another prescription

and the pharmacist wanted to be Chattie and blabbed about the Viagra. I mean, he's right, he's right. He's right. He says the marriage is quote broken down because of that. Listen, if your wife's going to divorce you because your weiner doesn't work like it used to. It's probably not a lasting marriage anyway.

It doesn't if it's still working. But don't you think there's a under... That's what I'm saying. There's something to it. Okay, so she could be coming from a place. She needs to step back and realize it's not. But she could be coming from a place where she thinks she's still enough for her husband. And then she finds out on the phone that maybe he needs...

Yes, that's why she... I think that's why he's saying it's causing issues in their relationship because now she's like, what? Yeah, but you got to be... smart enough to realize it's not that. She could be. I mean, it could be. But it's probably not.

But if it happens to a lot of men, it's not that. My friend, I don't say his name. My best friend. Yeah, don't say his name. Is he in this room? No. Okay. One of my best friends in college, he would buy Viagra.

Like, he was 21 years old. He'd buy them, I don't know, from some shady person. It would split him into quarters and take them. No. That doesn't sound good. I know. And he would be like, don't do it, dude. But then he would do it again the next week.

And I'd be like, what's, What's that? Because I don't, you know, I'm scared of drugs. And I was like, what does that do? And he goes, oh, man, it's awesome, but don't do it. And I'd be like, wait, that doesn't make sense. It's awesome, but don't do it. It's the best thing ever.

And he's like, I just took a quarter of it, but don't do it. I went to the dentist yesterday. What else is new? Because there was a gap between my teeth. I couldn't. They fixed it, but this food kept getting packed in there. Just packed and packed. And so finally I said, I've had it.

I go and they have to take two teeth and pull them off. And I have two replacements. but they put me on laughing gas because I get so anxious and it takes all the gas. Now it's weird because I don't drink. I'd never been high except for laughing gas. But I have, guys, I think I'd be great high. Yeah? I have full like meaning of life conversations in my heart when I'm high.

I mean, I come out of that a better person. Huh. Because first of all, they put on John Mayer inside, once out, and I listen to that the whole time. You request that? They know me because I'm there a lot. Wow, that's cool. I've had a whole mouth reconstruction. I didn't go to my 20s and I've been catching up ever since.

And so I go and I start thinking about human relationships And all that we really need is love And that's what we're I'm telling you it gets so deep just me talking to myself I'm like I should you should do that more But I really it's the only time my life really slows down And it's like an interstate My life just in my head

It's like an interstate and cars are flying by all the time And I'm just trying to catch them every day every day Whenever I get in the laughing gas All the car slow down to a crawl And I can see each individual car And the people inside of them Are you high right now still? Yeah.

Good question. You're on that lighting gas. I'm telling you, this is the stuff that's happening while I was on the gas. Bobby keeps showing up. He's like, I think something's wrong with my tooth. Yeah. I think maybe I need to get on some of that gas because my tooth is hurting. My mouth is sore and I don't like going to the dentist at all.

But when I do get on that gas, I have these introspective moments that I don't have any other time, ever. And I left and I was just like, man, I'm kind of a better person. I know I know So going to the dentist is almost therapeutic for you No no no

It is No do no Don't like it One bit No no Just the laughing gas You just said you left there For a person

I was But I wouldn't go through that again Okay I don't like that Ugh But I could have a good dentist So But anyway

That's it is I just wonder if I should You think I should do it more Don't look at me I've never done it before I mean John Lennon over here How are you going to do it

What I'm not going to get laughing gas You know what I'm saying Yeah But I also don't want to smoke anything? I never even smoked a cigarette. I'm so straight edge. I think there are different ways to do that now. What? Yeah, you don't have to smoke it. You don't have to smoke it. I'm not versed in how to get high. Right. Well, I'm not either, but I read stories. Well, you have to go and you have to.

You got gummy bears. Yeah, once. If you used to go to a state where it's legal. Once, twice. I mean, okay, 70. You don't have to. Well, Bobby, yes, Bobby has to. Bobby has to obey the law. Absolutely. I'm a law abider. Absolutely. That that happened yesterday. I mean, guys, I'm telling you, I came out of there. I was like, who let's live some live some life, baby. Yeah. It was great. I'm telling you. I didn't even know much about it. Okay. Here's what I having this hat. I have a bunch of names. Now, oh boy. Let me tell you what happened with the show. Our listeners are the best. We said, we want to take some of our vets who come back and they have PTSD, they have injuries, brain injuries. We want to get them therapy dogs. That was our goal as a show. So we launched this retro Pimp and Joy.

line. The shirts are awesome. Pimp and Joy is a message of love and spreading love however you see fit. And so we have raised $91,000. Wow. Each dog costs $20,000. Yeah. So we have four dogs. I mean, I'd love to raise $100,000 and get five dogs. Oh, wow. Yeah, because we're at four and a half. But we're going to name the dogs after whose name I draw. Cool. Only four the names get drawn. Who is all in the hat? All of us are on the table here. That's great. It's a great idea. There are three. There's seven people in the hat. Oh man, there should only be Only four names are going to get taken

Oh, so now lunchbox is trying to get seven dogs There should only be four names really Yeah, I'll draw. What do you mean? There's four dogs Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, that's it Don't look That should be

Okay, the first dog, the first therapy dog's name will be Not looking Go ahead Here we go Come on, got it Morgan number two The dog's name won't be That's awesome

The dog will be named Morgan number two. That's great. You have to have the number two. Yes. Morgan, too. There will be a dog named after you that a vet gets. All right. I'm going with that.

Do you want me to do the other one too? Yeah, yeah. This is, come on. What? No offense to Morgan number two. She shouldn't even be in the hat. Wow. What did she do to you?

No, I hate her. Listen, there are four big dogs on this show. The big dogs. No pun intended. Oh, yeah. I see what you did that. Because of dogs. Oh.

I didn't do that purpose. Bobby is the big dog. He's the Alpa dog. He should be in the dog. Amy's number two. I'm fair. Lunchbox number three. Eddie number four. That's it. Problem solved. There should be no drawing. I don't understand why we're drawing names. There are four big dogs. I would encourage you to. Well, Morgan did a lot of work, like helping promote the Pimp and Joy shirts. I understand that, but she, we need. Morgan number two. I would love to make nine more thousand dollars for that $100,000 mark for these Pimpinjoy shirts.

If you want to see one, Bobby Bones.com. We don't keep any of them. There's tanks, t-shirts, baby onesie, sweatshirts, all the things. The second dog will be named after. Come on. Here we go. You better draw my name. All the money goes to. Come on, Eddie.

Who is it? Bobby! Oh, you make it. That's okay. That's acceptable. Okay, we'll come back and do two more. Is my name even in the hat? I don't know.

You can look. Yes. Look at it. We'll come back and draw the other two of it. So there are two dogs for the vets right now. My name's in there. You see it? Come on.

Okay, we'll come back. The Bobby. Bone Show. Turn it up. Gonna draw another name for this? Yeah. Okay, we have a hat. Uh, let's see.

Two of the service dogs have been named so far. Morgan number two and Bobby Bones. There are the names for people on our show. Let's see who the next dog will be named after. Come on, Debbie. Here we go. Got one. Got one.

It is. Amy! Yay! Okay, awesome. I mean, anybody would be awesome, but... That's cool. You deserve it. You deserve it.

So, there's a dog. named after me after you and after Morgan number two. There's only one more dog left. Yeah, yeah. And I'm okay with two of the names so far. Well, you don't like Morgan number two being one of the names? No. If you get drawn, you'll be fine with it. No, I feel like it to be ripped off then.

Oh, okay. You want to let lunchbox draw it? Yeah, I want to make sure all the names are near. Look, here's your name. Look, here's your name. No, I saw it. I looked in there earlier. Okay.

Because I was not feeling my name being in there. Because Morgan number two gets drawn first out of everybody. Come on. Okay. Are you ready lunchbox? You draw the last name? No. Yeah, you draw.

We're naming the dog. We get to name the dogs. This is my own little, like this is karma. Don't look at it yet. Don't look at it yet. Tell me when you get it out of there. Got it. Okay. Now you can't say it was rigged and... Hey Eddie, you be quiet. I'm on your side too. I want a dog named under you too. Okay. You want a name for you too? We're getting Bono or... Larry Moore. Oh, stupid. That's the band.

Maybe like a song like... And I still have... Come together. That's not them. Dang it. Okay. The last dog. The name of the last... Last dog is, drum roll please. What? Who is it? Ray Moot dog!

Yeah! That is, you've got to be kidding me. Why do we always get poop done? By the way, that's your name. Eddie, how are we... But y'all, listen, here's the thing. We got poop dogs. If we raise more, if we raise more money and get more dogs.

If we raise $9,000 more dollars, we get another dog. Well, then come on, people. So how many names are up in the hat? There's a lot. lunchbox? There's an Eddie and a Mike D. So, 9,000 is only one more do. One more dog. Every dog for someone that comes back from overseas is $20,000. I understand that. I get what you're saying. I'm saying that means only one of those three is getting a name.

Take Mike D out. No. He's part of the room. He is in a room. He is the small. He's the chihuahua of the group. Is that racist? What does that mean? Smallest dog? Easy. Take another one. Hey, yeah. I'm not like poodle. Yeah. Las offso. Yeah, pocket poodle or pocket puggle. You gotta go what those are. Like a chihuahua? Sorry, when I think a small dog, I think a chihuahua.

He writes segments for the show. And is the quietest band in radio from walks Sahatchee, Texas. Mike D. A little twinge of race right there? A little bit. A lot of other small dogs out there. And you have any Mexican? And chihuahua was what he went away with.

If you want to live your life thing and everything is a race thing, then that's your thing. I don't live that way. You want to think everything's race. When I reference your race. Then that's your thing. Nope, I didn't reference it. You guys took it there. I referenced a dog and you associated it with his race. Shewawa, you said.

Chihuahua, you said. Chihu. What other small dogs are there? Poodle, Shih Tzu, Las Aopso. I don't know what that is. A small Doberman. Yeah. Mini Dovermans.

Weiner dogs. Yeah, Dotson. Weiner dogs bigger than a chihuahua. Anyway, that's the deal. Mike D is out of the hat. He's not. Okay, we're done. That's it

Thank you very much Ramundo Get out of here Thank you very much Lunchmocks There's still more dog Maybe if we Bobbblones.com to make another drawing

Except the 9,000 We'll do it tomorrow If we raise 9000 more dollars Okay Okay All right I'm sad At

The game You still have a chance Do you understand? Yeah Okay goodbye I was talking with the guys From Old Dominion yesterday And I like those guys

A lot And so there's a lot of them, you know? There are. You got to love. Like there's no such thing as a bro. And they come in and we've got to know each other a bit. But no one ever talks to the drummer. Not only on our show, but on any show.

He goes on. The drummer just sits back there wit. And I was like, I'm talking to the drummer. Witt. Yeah. I was like, Witt, what's up? Let's talk for a minute. So this is me yesterday talking to the Old Dominion drummer.

All right, we're here with Old Dominion. We don't ever talk to just wit. You guys mind. Like, wait, let's talk. You always play drums. You come to the studio. You don't ever talk. I know.

They're so good at it, though. How have you been with? I've been good. This is called segment with the drummer. All right. Witt. How's life? I'd say life is good.

Yeah. What's been happening in the home life? Home life? You know, my home life is perfect. I've, you know, perfect marriage, perfect children. Perfect home. Knew it. Pretty much completely perfect.

Yeah. What was it like after you guys won the ACM? Do you feel like people thought you were cooler as a group? It seems like it. It does seem that way. Thanks. This has been a segment with the Old Dominion drummer. We got each other.

That's what's up. Tonight, the CMT Awards. You can see Old Dominion in the CMT Awards. Can I give you credit there? What? That's creative. That's funny. What is?

Just doing the drummer. Because he doesn't ever get, like, no one would ever do that. You always talk to the lead singer of a group. And no one thinks, oh, let's just interview the drummer. That'll be funny. That was really funny. Oh, thank you very. Short and funny.

Like, I said, I were going to actually enjoy it. Nice. Good. Yeah, nice feedback. Yeah, I want to play something with lunchbox here. Even though we break up in the end.

Here is Lunchbox and Cole Swindell, talking about who's on tour with it, but he won't tell them. And then we've got a fall tour as well coming out. I can't wait to announce that school. I know. Who's coming with you? Give us a little taste.

Cole? Hey, it's a, yeah. A female and a male. Okay. I love both of them. So it's, it's, I can't. I can't wait to get it out there, and it's going to have to be soon, so I'll, don't worry. I'll talk to you about it because I'm very far down.

Like, give me an imitation of the female's voice, just real quick. I can't even come close to singing like her. I can't. I can't. She's too good. I don't even want to do that. I've got to save my voice. There it is.

Trying to get loyal out. You know what, man, I was listening to that. I like your style. You went right after it. I like that. Oh, thank you, man. Thank you. Did you actually enjoy that?

I did. I was like, it's short. I enjoyed it. You did a good job. Thanks, man. He's talking to Devin Dawson yesterday. He's playing tonight on the CMT Awards. Who talked to Devin?

I did. About tipping? Yeah. When you go out to eat, do you feel like, oh, man, I got a tip, like a boss? So I worked in the restaurant industry. I bartended all through college for four years, and so I always do 20%. Unless you're just a butt face or you're just like on prep. That was my like trying not to cuss on radio.

Yeah, love it. Thank you. Yeah, unless you're just like really, really bad and then you might get 15. Just because especially in the States, like I say in the States because I just got back from Europe, but they don't care about tips there because they all get paid really well, like wages. But here you get like $2.70 an hour in Tennessee as a waiter. Yeah. So you're living on tips. So I just, I try to be conscious of that.

There you go. David Dawson. Look for him tonight playing. Tonight's CNT Awards. Hope you check it out. I'll be presenting. Got a little something to say. It would be awesome.

Maybe I'll say something political. Oh. Can you imagine if they would freak out? Yeah, they would. And I have nothing to say. I do have a joke that I ran by them that I'm not able to tell. You want to hear it? Yes, yes.

I'll do it. Can you put that up for me? So tonight I'll be presenting on the CMT Awards, and I think it's okay that I'm saying. I'm presenting Kelly Clarkson. I hope it is. And so I'm very gracious that they asked me to be on the show. And I said, hey, you know, maybe I suggest a joke. Yeah.

they say? No. How quickly did they say no? No. It wasn't super quick, but this was my joke. I get up and I say something about Kelly and I have a little thing I'm doing about another show. And it was just like a quick thing. Before I introduced Kelly Clarkson, I was like,

she's strong, confident, inspiring, and doesn't tweet after taking Ambien. Here's Kelly Clarkson. Hey. It's like Roseanne. Yeah, but they didn't like... It was too soon? I don't know. Maybe they just don't want to go there.

That's funny, though. They know you're a stand-up comedian, though, that this is part of your, I mean, what you do? Well, that's why I wanted to send in something. Yeah. But, no, I mean, listen. Okay. Okay. I get it.

It's their show. It's absolutely their show. Yeah. They don't have put me on. And the first year everyone on, I went rogue and told a joke without them. And I'm never doing that. I'm never doing. No, they didn't for a while.

Oh, good. Yeah, I got banned for a couple years. I don't remember what joke you told. I was like, hey, all the. And no, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You were just about to say it. No, I regret doing that.

if I'm being honest. I don't remember it. I was young and stupid. Oh, young. It was two years ago. It was five years ago. To be fair. And I do regret doing that.

And that's why this time I said, instead of going out there and just going rogue, I'm going to suggest it. They said no, and we are wonderfully working together. Wow, man. It's very professional of you.

Just mature. Yeah. A lot of things I regret. What else do you regret? Not the time or place, my friend. Oh, I'm getting grown up, Bobby. Thank you very much. I'm going to play, though.

I talked to Walker Hage yesterday, huh? How about that? I put a nice post to bite him on Instagram too last night. I saw that. Yeah. That was awesome. I'm really rooting for this guy. This guy was told no so much.

And this guy has that song, Craig, which is going to be the song of the day today. But if stations would just play it, they would get such great feedback. They're just scared of playing something new. And it's the worst thing about what we do here is that people are afraid to try the things because there will be failure, absolutely. But there will also be home runs. And I'm just a home run hit her and I strike out her. and so this is such a home run

but people are scared of it because it sounds a little different I don't get that at all Yeah you would if your job was on the line You know everyone's held to it And now I'm just talking For the people that pick the music You know they're like

I gotta do everything perfectly Because I want to keep my job And so if they take a risk And it doesn't work That's on them Like I get it Oh I mean I just don't get How they don't hear it

And think like this is an awesome song to play I used to think that But then I go People don't hear what I hear And I don't know That every song is good We clearly all hear differently, you know. Yanny.

Yeah. What did I hear of? Moral. Moral, yanny, no, all. Clearly. But yeah, that's the thing. So good. It is so good.

Do I have a song of the day imaging? Do you have a new thing to play, Raymond? Do you know? So every day, when the song of the day comes up, I'm now going to hit this. Right? Where is it? Right here?

Thank you. Mike D doesn't talk. He's just points. The Bobby Bones show. Song of the day. Oh, that's pretty cool. You know the hit it's from? Yes.

Beastie Boys. Beastie Boys. Thank you. Fight for your right. Yeah, look at that. Okay. Here is me talking with Walker Hayes, artist, good dude, dad of 100. There he is.

Thank you. Hey, here with Walker Hayes, you're going to perform tonight, huh? That's a big deal. Yes. It's a huge deal for me, Bobby. I mean, I've been watching these shows for 14 years now, saying next year, and now I get to play. Yeah, like, no jokes. It really is really cool that you get to perform.

form at the CMT Award. It's awesome. It's awesome. It's not long enough. I only get like a minute 30, but I'm not really complaining about it. My parents are queued up. They know what channel CMT is and all that stuff. They're ready to watch. They know when it starts. And yeah, man, my kids are jacked. They're like, do they think it's cool? Uh, they'll think it's really cool when it had. Like right now, they're like, I don't really know, you know what you're doing. But they know it's a big deal. And, yeah, they're excited to watch it. And, yeah, I mean, man, it's, it's crazy.

Yeah, it's cool. It's cool to see it. It's cool to see it all kind of growth. Yeah. You're up for, like, breakthrough video, what it is? Yeah, breakthrough video of the year. Right. And, yeah, that's, I mean, this is our first.

You know, I've never, I've never been a nominee. I've never been to an award show with a real, with a real reason, you know, and I'd be among the nominees. and like you said, you know, we're rehearsing and stuff. In Bridgestone Arena. Yeah, that's crazy. That's a big deal. Well, congratulations.

I'm proud for you. And then today, since today's Wednesday, Craig is Song of the Day. So we're going to play that right now. It is the song of the day here. I love it. Every day we pick a song and just play it because we love it and we like it

and we love the message. And what's the mission statement of the song in a sentence? In a sentence. In a sentence. You know, don't let differences divide you. and other people. Here we go. Here's Walker Hayes, Craig.

It's the Song of the Day today on the Bobby Bone show. The Bobby Bone Show. Song of the Day. It's a true story, too. Here we go. At Craig of the church called Redeeming Grace. It's like he understood my I don't want to be here face. I felt out of place and I smelled like beer, but he just shook my hand.

Said, I'm glad you here. He says we'll all be judged, but he was never judgmental. And even though my songs don't belong and no hymn, he quote me my lyrics. Slap me on the back. Said, man, you got a gift. How you write like that? Yeah, I know. He sounds cool, right?

Not your typical kid from Sunday school, right? I still ain't figured out church yet. But Craig, I get. Now he can't. Walk on water, I turn a Napa Valley red, just might be tight. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So the new chairwoman of Miss America, her name's Gretchen Carlson,

and she announced that the conference. Competition, Ms. America, is getting rid of the swimsuit part, and they're changing the focus so that the contestants are no longer judged on their outward physical appearance. Well, then I demand that any of these bodybuilding challenges, I should be able to get in and just be funny and win. There you go. If the competition is part, just have a new competition. She's not concerned that ratings might go down because...

No, for sure they're going to go down. Drastically. She said the swimsuit portion did not get great ratings and that people were actually more interested in the talent portion. No, no, no. They're not. There's the thing. There are two parts they care about.

people love the answers to the questions because sometimes they are ridiculous and they put them in weird places too and it's like hey what's your theory of relativity they're like what? And secondly the swimsuit. When they really went to all one pieces or two pieces that was always a story too. Yeah. Just don't have the competition. That's all. If you don't want to have the competition I have no

problem, cancel it. But it is kind of weird that they're cutting the swimsuit competition. She's a former winner by the way. She won 1988. Again, why can't I get in a good looking guy competition and be like I got some jokes. Yeah, you should be able to. Huh. Yeah, whatever.

People are just getting so butt hurt about everything all the time. Because somebody else's offended doesn't mean you have to be offended. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you mean. I don't even care. And I'm irritated. Who cares? Who cares?

Who cares? Bobby's modicist. You guys don't care? Who cares? Who cares? Love it. Thank you. Yes.

Go ahead. I feel like as a girl watching it, like growing up, I mean, I don't know. the women are being healthy and that's their body, great. But sometimes it is like you feel pressure. You're like, oh, wow, look at all those. I know, you're right. So don't watch it. But sometimes you can't stop your little girls from wanting to watch Miss America,

which is all we wanted to watch when we were little. No. Well, you're talking about the 90s, Amy, like grandma time. Okay? Like when we were kids. If you're worried about Miss America, the one, two-hour show of the night where they're in one-pices. I'm not right now.

Just look at a billboard when you drive down. Anyway, who cares? If you do care, Miss America is happening on September 9th, so mark a calendar. But I don't. You know what I say? Who? Thank you. Okay, okay, okay.

So last year, Walmart tweaked the recipe for their brand of frozen pizza, and apparently everybody hated it. So they're making a switch back to their old recipe and celebrating by giving out free slices of pizza today. I saw that. You can go to Walmart. You know, there's tons of Walmarts in this country, so you may want to look up and make sure the Walmart near you has the pizza.

Don't quote me. No, go on and demand it. But show up. Apparently, a lot of them are doing it, and you get one free slice per person. There you go. Or if you're like lunchbox, just put on a different hat and go back in. And if you're a dad, don't worry about eating the pizza because I saw that two-thirds of women, that's more than half, by the way, would rather marry a guy with a dad bod than a guy with abs.

Boom. That's just not true. No, it says here. Says another man. Oh, here we go. 83% think guys with dad bods are more confident. No, no, they're just married to guys with dad bones. Let the women speak.

I don't know that these are married women. I don't know that that was old that was serving. If you think that anyone male or female would rather have someone that's not in shape and healthy. Cushin, you mean? You're nuts. Nice, soft, loving cushion? You're nuts. Because that's what they're saying.

Eddie, did you have... Okay, I don't know. I don't know your body. Go ahead. Your body like your body. I don't know your body. But was it the same as when you married your wife or is it evolved? It's evolved.

And these are people that live with people who have evolved and they love them as people. So they go, you know what? I like the dad body. Okay. They say abs hurt when you try to like cuddle and stuff. I get that. My abs don't hurt. They're nice and soft.

If you accidentally hit the abs, you're like, owl. And with Betty, it's like, oh, hey. I can stay here for hours. Like a water bed. It's it. Exactly. Okay. I just, you know, in case you want to go get that Walmart pizza.

All right. You can do, you can eat all the Walmart pizza. And then if you're a dude, more chicks will like you because you get the dad-buck. Or if you're a girl, you can get Miss America. You don't even have to worry about me in a swimsuit from Miss America anymore. All you got to do is get in a costume. No, a talent. You have to have a talent.

They're worried. They are going to focus on what makes you you. Not you're you in a swimsuit. Is this still called a beauty pageant? It's called Miss America. Right. Right. Beauty.

Yeah. Okay, thank you. If you don't like it, I don't watch it. Who? Yeah, I like that. I like that. I'm Amy. That was Amy's pile of stories.

Bobby Boom, come on. That's the wrap. So tonight, the CMT Music Awards, I hope people will watch it. Yeah. I will be presenting Kelly Clarkson, and so that would be pretty cool. And I'm wearing my Sergeant Pepper's jacket. So, that's all. I'm going to leave it there.

I love Kelly. Clarkson? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm not seeing with her anything. Or are you? No, no, not even going to auction that one up there. So, yeah, that's the deal.

We'll see you tomorrow. It'll be one of those days where the tomorrow's show will be excellent or awful because I'll be tired. Are you going to the show? No. You're watching on TV? Yeah. Are you a little bit upset that you're not going with me? No.

I mean, some people have asked me, I guess they're sensing maybe I am, so they're asking. or I keep getting emails and asking people. I mean, I'm not upset, but I guess sometimes I'm like, when people bring it up to you, it makes you think about it. And I'm like, should I be? Or is it weird? He wants to take Mike and not me? Like, we could be a show together, but you take Mike.

I don't know. If I took a date, we wouldn't be a show. Yeah, but that's an actual date. You're never around though now. You have kids. We talked about this. But I can be. What do you mean I'm never around?

That's an excuse. You're not even here right now. It's just recorded Amy. I'm just playing clubs of Amy for old shows right now. You just piece together random words. Yes. So that's the deal. Everybody good, lunchbox?

I'm good. Eddie, you good? We're good. She's still hurting a little bit. I know. It's interesting, too, because the difference is, Mike, you know, quiet Mike and then Amy talks a lot. That's true. That's probably why.

I would be quiet. Quiet person or? No, it's not about that. Okay, okay. Thank you all. See tomorrow. Have a good show, everybody. Your show, the rest of the day.

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