The Bobby Bones Show - Does Baby Box Have A Name Yet? + Awkwardly Rude Things Seen In Public

Episode Date: July 24, 2018

Lunchbox gives another update on his son’s name. Also, listeners call in to share the rude things they’ve seen people doing in public. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Well, mine got sweet. Like earlier today, I thought it was right after the show. But I guess it's tomorrow. Phew. Oh, it's not today? Yeah, because I wore yoga pants. I was like, whoopsie. Oh, you did wear yoga pants.

I did. And I started to freak out. I wore pant pants. I don't normally. because this show is a pajama party for me for the most part. And then I get dressed and do things all the rest of the day. But today we have to record some videos. Yeah, we have four videos.

For affiliates? Yeah, you dressed up for that? Now I'm going to say dressed up, but I get a note that goes, be camera ready. Oh. Now, and where I get pissy with them is, is camera ready mean we're shooting a TV commercial for St. Louis? Or does it mean I'm just throwing a shout out to a head of sales alone in an office? Was a little bit of both today? Well, because if I get dressed up and I come in,

today I'm wearing like some slacky tight pants and a sweatshirt. I don't have sweatshirt. I don't know what this is. It's a sweatshirt. It's a nice sweatshirt. Yeah. If I get dressed up and I'm shooting Carl and Tuscaloosa a video for him to watch on his phone, I'm like, why did I waste good clothes? I get you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. I only have so many iron hanging out clothes in my closet.

But then if we have to shoot a TV commercial, I obviously want to get the good clothes. But there is one person in the studio that's always camera ready. Okay. Let me think. It's not Amy. It's not you. It's definitely not lunchbox. It's not me. Oh. You already said the person. It's Amy. Amy's always camera ready. Amy's in yoga pants. Yeah. And I missed that memo today that we're shooting videos. Oh. Well, yeah, that was on my calendar. Yeah, I know. I mean, I got the email. Amy, I always feel you look good. Like your hair all looks good. Here we go. I'm starting to get on the train.

Amy, he's such a suck. Oh, Lee, it's disgusting. Eddie, even I know I'm not always camera ready. Sometimes Amy comes in a baseball hat with it, pulled down, cover it because she didn't get any sleep. Oh, you look beautiful? So you're saying she looks ugly when she comes into a box? She knows she doesn't look her best. That's why she has the baseball cap pulled down. See, I'm not saying that.

Lunchbox is like, she knows she looks ugly. I'm saying. On those days, she doesn't look her best. She's looked a lot better. Listen, regardless. There's good days and bad days. But according to Eddie, you look great. You do.

People wonder what we do after the show. Today I have two client meetings. I have to shoot a bunch of videos. I have that, you'll hear me talk about it just briefly. I have an event tonight. And I'm not irritated at the people, because I'm very happy that they put me on the cover of Nashville Lifestyles Magazine.

Yeah. It's awesome. But they're throwing an event in my honor, but I didn't do anything to be honored. What do you mean? You are you who is on the magazine, so honor you. Can I tell you? What is today, July 24th?

January to July 24th. 24th, I've been so honored. I'm over it. Between the books and the radio and the comedy and the, like I, I'm done being honored. Okay. No more honors. So do you want us to go or not? Well, the problem is now I have to be there and I don't want to be there by myself.

Yeah, good for it. We should go. So, yeah, it's just an odd thing for me. How many people you think are going to show up? To honor you. What's the arena hold? I think it's just a bar, right? Yeah.

Oh, just a closet. It's just a little. It's like a room. Yeah, so that's tonight. Okay. I don't know. Amy, how are you getting away from the kids? I have a nanny.

Oh, they're going to come watch it. How is that going with you and your husband working? Watch it, the battery of kids. Yeah, watch the house, the kids. Yes. So it's working. We're finding that balance. But like with summer, sometimes it's hard because my morning

starts super early. So then her eight out, you know, she, we have her the majority of the day. If they're not in school, her eight hours runs out real quick. So like if there is something in the evening I would like to be at and it doesn't work out, then she'll just take a chunk in the middle of the day where she has a big break and I'll be with the kids during the day, which is a perfect time for me to hang with them. And then I'll go meet, go to your bed and then go back. Of time? Yeah. Like she'll only put in like three hours. She still owes you five for the day at some point? Yeah, so we talk about the week. We set it up to where it's like, hey, what do we have going on this week? What's everybody's schedule? And sometimes she'll have stuff going on or we will

and it'll be like, hey, I'd love to work, you know, 5 a.m. to 9 a.m., 10 a.m. and then come back from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. Yeah. Something, I mean, it's just like weird things. Like, we're very, every day's different, sort of. Do your kids like her? They do. Yeah. Is she older? She is a year younger than me. And she does. She's younger. Wow. Because we did have a nanny for a while that was 49 and had three kids. And she taught me so much.

Like having her was a huge blessing. And we had a nanny before that that was a lot younger. No kids. Everyone's been great. Spitting them nannies out, huh? Yeah, what's happening? I feel like the first one, she was great, but it was a rough. That first few of my, I think, she was kind of like, whoa.

They were just moving here. She kind of, I think, wanted to go a different direction with her life. And then I thought the 49-year-old was going to be with us forever. And then she got a better job offer with more money and better hours. Without saying more famous person. Probably. Just saying probably. You got out famous.

I got something. She was a famous person, Nanny? Well. That's who she nannies, famous people's kids. Well, in Nashville, I think it's the, she can't. There's a market because of all the artists. Yeah. Yeah.

And then this latest one I feel like is great. And I feel like she's with the long haul. Thank goodness. Is it weird to have a. nanny? It's very weird. My husband and I say it all the time. Even saying that word nanny is weird.

I know. It's hard for me to say it too. But we both are working people with kids that it's just what has to happen and it's what you call it. I was talking to another friend of ours that has one and you know her and her husband. They both run a business together and she's like, it's the weirdest thing having a nanny. Because it sounds like a... Pretentious.

Yeah, it sounds like when I have a swim pool and look at, you know, I hate it. I hate talking. I hate mentioning it because I feel like... I'm a swimming pool. It feels gross. I know. Even just now when you're asking me, so how are you coming to the event?

What are you doing with your kids? I was like, are you, honey? A person. A sitter? That's why. Someone's coming over to watch. Just know. If you're listening to this,

it does feel gross as it may feel to you hearing it, it feels as gross to us that we have to say it. But if we didn't, we wouldn't be honest about it. Yeah. Yeah, it's just, that's our position of being able to come to work and what we do. And I try to explain to my kids about that too, because they just think they have these friends that come over and hang out with them,

like Ms. Hillary. Oh, yeah. I mean, Hillary, who works on the show, serves as your second-tier nanny. She helps us sometimes if the nanny can't come. Her name's Christy. But anyway. The nanny is?

The nanny's name is Christy with a K. Yeah? Because my sister's Christy with a C. Well, anything you want to say in before we get started here? I just hope everyone has a great day. I love that. Including you, especially tonight. Enjoy yourself.

I feel awkward from the moment I get there to the moment I leave. And then I feel guilty after I'm gone that everybody had to waste their evening coming up and honor me. Don't feel that way. You should feel really bad. I had to hire a nanny.

Oh. I'm just kidding. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Yeah. Lunch rock's anything? No, just Tuesday. The challenge.

Get ready. That's a show on MTV, the final reckoning. All right. I rarely ask Morgan number two. Morgan number two, anything you'd like to say? No, I'm excited for you tonight.

Oh, great. She's over there dialed in. What does that mean? To her computer, like doing her job. Oh, she's always working. Like just hammering away. Yeah, the best way to get a hold of her is text her. While she's sitting next to you?

Oh, I didn't think about that. Well, that's funny. That's a good thing. You know me to say my thing? No, I'm kind of over you right now. Why? Because I said Amy was pretty every day? Why?

Go ahead. No, it's just, there's a lot. It's just like, nah. What? I'm too happy for you? No one's pretty every day, ever. Amy comes camera ready every day. Stop.

Eddie, stop. Amy. We post all the morning corny's, watch them all in a row. Amy, what do you want to say to him right now? Listen, I think as a person, you're beautiful. Physically, mentally, emotionally, you're a very beautiful person. But some days we come in, not looking 100 p? Yeah, no.

Do you understand Amy never thinks she looks pretty? Because physically, mentally, and emotionally, I know it can be a hot mess sometimes. All three. All three. Not though. Just letting you know you're not. Eddie. Okay, Eddie.

Let's get going with the show. Eddie, you want to say it? Yeah, not too bad. And away, here we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bond. Hey, good morning. Welcome to Tuesday show.

Morning studio. Morning. Everybody's here. Amy's here. Lunchbox is here. Eddie's here. Ray Mundo's in the studio. Morgan No.

2 is here. Mike D's in here. I'm Bobby. So, yeah, we'll get this day started. If you're dealing with a lot of stress, researchers say the best thing you can do is to actually go out and jog. But man, I hear you. running. I get stressed that I have to run. Yeah.

Because I don't like it so much. Of all the things. And they say, when you run, you release endorphins, what's put you in a good mood? It makes you feel better about yourself. And people feel more at ease and relax. But the problem is, I get so stressed about having to run. Yeah. This is not a runner. I'm wondering, does power walking really fast with arm weights count?

Probably. Do you still do that? I'm into that. Yeah. I'm starting to get more back into it. Because I'm like, why did I ever stop this? It's really good. It's probably, right? Yeah, I don't know. I just got my walking weights out the other day and I was like, I'm about to hit this up again.

My kids think it's not cool, but I'm like, y'all ride your bikes. I'm right behind you. Do you let them ride way ahead of you? Yeah, totally. They're at the point now where no problem? No problem. They weigh to every stop sign or intersection or if they have to cross, they stop. So they're pretty good about that.

Yeah. They were just ride off. You're like, where'd you go? Our daughter has done that. once and she'll never do it again. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. There we go. Just leave it at that. What you mean? She will never do it again. Or else. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU.

Starbucks is planning on opening its first signing store in Washington, D.C. this October. The Starbucks will be located near this university that's an institution for deaf and heart-of-hearing students. Starbucks will hire 20-25 deaf. Heart of hearing and hearing individuals to staff the store, all will be proficient, American Sign Language, and it will be the first Starbucks you can go into and speak sign language, get your drinks. Awesome. Yeah, it's pretty progressive, pretty cool, too. And near an area where there are a lot of deaf and hard of hearing individuals.

I didn't know what you would call someone. I understand deaf. I don't know hard of hearing. What is that lesser? Yeah. Heart, yeah. I mean, I feel like I'm hard of hearing sometimes. All right?

Does I get older? I wear headphones all the time. Me too. I wonder if that counts for me. Well, shout out to Starbucks there. I appreciate you guys. That's called ICU. There it is.

Bobby Jones. No. Bones. All right, over to Ray Mundo with the news. Bobby Bones show. Big three stories. In California, the power grid operators are telling homes and businesses to conserve energy ahead of the heat wave. You can help out by turning off your lights, only using major appliances at night and keeping your AC around 78.

degrees. In sports, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lockty has accepted his 14-month ban after he shared an Instagram pick of him using an IV to inject vitamins. And that broke the anti-doping rules, so he is suspended. Someone left a note on your car

lunchbox? Yeah, at the hospital, I was going to visit the baby, and I came out and there was a note from some listeners that said, hey, huge fans, congrats on the baby boy. Just wanted to say we love you. Avid listeners, hashtag B-Team.

How'd they know what is your car? Oh, I guess you talk about it all the time, huh? Yeah, I guess. What kind of car is it? 05 Ultima, 196,000 miles. They checked that mileage. They must have looked at that odometer thing. That was nice of them.

It was really nice in it. And I was just like, that's so crazy that people follow me just to leave a note on my car. Oh, you think they followed you? Well, yeah. I mean, they had to follow me, right? Well, what if they just... I mean, they're not going to just see the 05 Ultima sitting in the parking garage and be like, oh, that's it. They had to be following me.

I didn't think they followed you. I think maybe they saw you get out of your car and recognized you. That's probably the more likely. Yeah. Because, I mean, they didn't say anything to me. So that was nice. Maybe they knew that I was in a state of, you know, just like emotions. So they just let me go in the hospital.

But I did take a picture with some listener in the lobby. I guess her cousin was having a baby and I just had my baby. She's like, oh, can I get a picture? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, you know. I mean, go over here trying to have a kid. but I guess I got time for the fans too. Oh, Lord. Of course.

Well, shout out to the listeners. You like the note, though. Oh, the note was really nice, and I gave it to my wife, and she cried. Don't go to the bathroom for more than five minutes. Scientists and health officials have found that hanging out in the toilet for more than anything, anything over five can cause big problems. When you're in there, you're dealing with germs.

You're breathing in. Yeah. It's not so much about your legs or the squad or anything. It's about you're just breathing in all the disgusting. And so the more time you're in there, more likely you're affected by all the bugs near or around the toilet. I never thought about that. That you're really taking in all that.

Lunchbox, it takes them 30 minutes. That's bare minimum. Every time you go into the bathroom, you do a half hour? Yeah. Every time I sit on that toilet, I mean, I get that squatty potty out and I'm there for 30, 45 minutes, just chilling. You take a book? Take a book. Take a magazine.

Is that crazy? That's a long time. I'm just training old school radio when I switch out CDs when I first started. So I never go to the bathroom for over two minutes and 28 seconds So you don't relax, you don't get the full effect I don't get it No, I don't know Bobby Bones

It's a Bobby Bones show If you call our show Hillary, our phone screener We'll probably answer And so apparently she's been getting A lot of calls about Eddie, like negative calls about Eddie Is that been the case? I do get some negative calls about Eddie What's happened?

What's happening? What's happened? I don't know for some reason People are not liking you lately Is it because he's had a bigger role And they realized more Eddie is too much Eddie I think from what I understand is they think that he's trying to take over lunchbox and Amy's jobs Okay

So to be fair Last week Amy was in another studio Yes And so we were working but it was a bit distant and lunchbox was gone And so Eddie and I were just chatting away And people don't like that huh? No and they don't think he's positive

What is that? Eddie what would you like to say Here's our producer Eddie who's our producer Eddie who's does our videos. He's been, I think, been filling in quite well. Thanks, bones. And that's the thing I'm a fill in, so I have to do the bonehead once in a while. Lunchbox is out. And then I've had some

funny jokes a while back, so I did Amy's corny for a little bit. Dude, I'm not trying to steal anyone's job. I'm just trying to... Do you feel like you're a little too fake positive, though? No, I'm always positive. Even at home, if something's really bad, I'm positive about it. Lunchbox, what would you like to say? You are the most fake, positive

person I've ever met in my life. Prove it. Wait, how do you prove that? I don't know. I don't know. I just sounded good at the time. Just like before the show, he'll be grumpy and then once the mic says, hey, I'm happy Eddie. Hey, guys.

He does laugh at like everything that you say at some time. And he over exaggerates a lot. That's funny, Bobby. That's funny. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Let me ask this question, though. Do you think Lunchbox that Eddie creates happier scenarios in his life than that really exists?

Oh, absolutely. And he likes to paint this portrait that he just loves going home. and he loves doing this when really he tries any skew on the air he does off there he's like man I'm just going to stay here for a little bit I'm going to practice my putting so I don't have to go home right now he goes to the same old go-to putting I do I did that once like two months ago so Hillary what are the caller saying we should do how should we remedy this I don't know I guess they just don't want him taking over their segments and talking as much well he's not going to take over their segments full time thank you lunch I'll leave again and Eddie I'll do some more and let's do it to Raymondo you want to take a shot Raymundo I can Then they're going to hate him too. That's me being positive. I hear Hillary that you answer the phone so much here that you're starting to answer your cell phone like the show.

Yeah, I do. My sister called me the other day, and I was like, hi, Bobby Bones. And then I stopped myself, and she's like, whoa. You answer the phone too much. So how are the callers these days? They pretty nice to you? Yeah, I've had a lot of people call me lately because they've heard me talk about how people call and are rude to me, and they call just to tell me that they hope I have a nice day. Oh, that's awesome.

And do you feel like that's bothersome to getting to the real calls for the show, or do you like that? I enjoy that, but also it is kind of because I'm trying to get you some callers, and they're just people who I wouldn't put on air because it's not a segment or topic we're talking about. So it is kind of frustrating at times. And what's the key if someone wants to get on the show? They have just a few seconds to impress you, pretty much, right? Right. So what do they need to say? If they have a question for you, that's like a good question, that's something good, or just being nice, I guess.

So you like it when people ask me questions or if they're nice. Right. And don't be on speakerphone because it's hard for me to hear. It's hard for you to hear. She has to tell every caller that I'm sure that gets exhausting. It is because they don't listen sometimes too. So then it's like, you can hear. Whenever I pick up a call and if they're on speakerphone, are you like, oh.

I am I sitting there like, great. I'm going to get in trouble. Yeah, because I witnessed her. She 100% has warned them. Don't be on speakerphone or turn your radio down or make sure that you're listening. And so, yeah, when you go to them, I don't think it's because Hillary didn't do her job if they've messed up. Well, Hillary, you're doing a great

job. Thank you. I'm trying. There she is. Hillary, our phone screener. Think about her. Maybe not call her, though, and tell her she's doing a good job. Maybe tweet her. Twitter. Yeah, tweet, tweet. Yeah, there it is. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Morgan number two, filling in for Amy. Ronnie Dunn, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, and Eddie Raven

are nominees for this year's Nashville's Songwriters Hall of Fame. Cam announced her road to happiness headlining tour with special guest Lucy Silvas. The tour will kick off in Nashville and wrap up in Denver. Does he love a son so much that he don't mind? Janet Kramer posted a gender reveal on Instagram. Her and her husband will be having a baby boy. I'm Morgan number two and that's the skinny.

It's time for the good news with lunchbox. Say out there's something good. Jack Reynolds is old but he loves setting records. He's 106 years old and he already holds the record for the oldest person. to get their first tattoo. Oh. The oldest person to ride a roller coaster. Okay.

And now he's the oldest person to go zip lining. Wow. He's 106. Yeah, to celebrate his 106th birthday, he went ziplining, which is also a world record. So at anything you do at 106, that's probably the record for oldest to do. Yeah, I guess so. Like quite possibly. Oldest take a shower.

Eat jello. Yeah. Oldest to put on your shoe right foot, then left. There are so many things this guy can do. But that's cool that he's 1006. Yeah, he said he's not going to let anything, slow him down. You know, if I were old to the most age, and people were like, hey, what's kept you living so long?

I would just make something up. I'd be like, you know, one teaspoon of gasoline every day and a virgin peanut coli. That's kept me at this level for such a long time. And then it's had people believe that. Yeah. That's good. There you go.

106 years old. Bobby Bone Show. Story of the day! This story comes with us from Dayton, Ohio. Dana Carter was late for his flight back in October and he didn't want to miss his flight to Dallas. So he called the airport and said, there's a bomb on the plane. I don't know why people do this. He was just running late, but he thought he would delay the plane a little bit.

They caught him. Now he's been sentenced to four months in prison. Wow, now he's doing real life jail time, huh? Yes. But to think that you're going to call in a bomb threat and it's going to hold your plane 20 minutes. Yeah. Then that's it. It's pretty dumb.

And then they'll just go, you know what? No, bomb. Fly away, people. Yeah, that's really dumb. He's doing four. Imagine the way you're in jail, and I'm always like, what are you in for? Like, that's not the thing you want to tell him.

No. He said, I admit, it was a foolish act. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bonds show. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. A guy got pulled over in California.

He was going 99 and a 65. So when the cop comes up and goes, Hey man You're doing 99 Guys like no I wasn't He goes With my You know

Gun says you're doing 99 He goes that's just the temperature man You're looking at the thermometer In your car That wasn't the right Oh I'm

It wasn't No No It was like 80 degrees outside That's a good one I would fall for it All right you're good Go ahead then

My bad My bad He told the cop He knew he wasn't going that fast And maybe the cop was looking at the temperature. His car, not the radar gun.

The cop said it led to awkward silence, and then eventually the guy gave up. That's great. You ever doing anything to get out of a ticket name? I cried once, but I really did have to cry. I was probably already emotional, and I just couldn't deal with the ticket, and my husband was in Afghanistan, and that maybe came out of my mouth. Wow. Wow. Wow. So how does that work? I'm like, you're in your car. This is a very long time ago. Okay, you don't have to preface it by saying the time date, yeah? The old timestamp. Do you walk up?

Excuse me, do you know how fast you were going? I'm already crying. Okay. No, I don't know. I rarely do. That's your answer, Amy. Well, you were doing 78 to 40. What?

My husband's an accident. She goes right to it. Just like that. And then what do he say? He's been there for three months. What did he say? He was just like, oh, man, that's a bummer. Well, you know, where are you trying to go?

Why are you in such a hurry? I didn't, I'm not. Anyway, I don't know. He was really nice. I got out of the ticket. Yeah. Yeah. I remember telling that story on air after it happened.

It definitely was like 10 years ago. Did he say, you thank your husband for serving? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And he thanked me, too, for, you know, Holding down the fort at home while my husband's gone. Lunchbox, do you ever get a ticket? I lied one time when I was 16.

I had a standard and I got pulled over for going 40 and a 30. And I told the cop, I said, there's no way I was going that fast because I'm only in third gear and it can't go above 30 miles an hour. And the cop gave me a ticket. And I realized it now, like, that cop knows more about cars than I do at 60. I just tried to make something up. So what a dumb lie. You probably got a ticket just for making that out too. Probably if I just said, sorry, man, I'm 16.

I don't know what I'm doing. Be like my husband's in Afghanistan. The Bobby Boneshow. Here's you're never going to get it for today. 40% of people say they do this every single day. All right? 40% of people say they do this every single day. And I'll give you a hint.

I do not. You don't do it? I don't do it every single day. I don't. I rarely do it. But I definitely don't do it every single day. Okay. Now, some of my friends do it every single day.

And I'm like, wow. How do you do that every single day? Hey, that's a lot. But I don't do it every single day, okay? That's a never going to get it. About 40% of people say they do it every single day. Just below half. I've tried to do it every single day.

I just can't. Our phone number is 877-77 Bobby. Do you want to try to spoil it, Eddie? Yes. Go ahead. Work out. Work out. Bobby works out every day.

I mean, I try. He tries to work out every day. No, that's not it. So Eddie gets workout. Okay, never going to get it. 40% of people do this every day. Amy? Eat vegetables.

That's terrible. Lunchbox? It's easy. Clean their ears. No, terrible too. Like you guys are terrible. Like you would know. I have it in front of me, so it seems easy.

It's a pretty broad question. I know it is. Angela, go ahead. Hi, good morning. Good morning. What would you like to say? I'm going to say floss in your teeth

You know, I would hope it would be more than that But it's less It's for sure less Don't you think Less than 40% of people floss their teeth? Yeah, every day, yeah

The answer is make the bed They make the bed I don't You guys? Literally. Like I said, I try to do it once a day But

Oh yeah, that's right Yeah Make their bed I like to come home To a made bed I don't like to make it though So it puts me in this quandary I don't know what to do

A guy in Massachusetts He sits in Planet Fitness. He's working out, but he's butt-necked. He said, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is that no-judgment zone. Oh, that's what he said. Yeah. Okay. Listen, there is something to be said about working out and feeling comfortable.

Am I right, huh? Yeah. Look good? You feel good, you look good, you look good. Yeah, but you can be nude. So he got his sweat on naked. Officials say 34-year-old Eric Stago will now face charges of indebted. decent exposure and disorderly conduct

after being butt naked. He gets on a yoga mat. Oh. Did he spray that down? Stretching and stuff? Yeah. Unaware the other patrons were upset. Unaware.

He is described by police as strutting around looking at himself in the mirror. But we all do that though when working out. Yeah, but we don't do it naked. Right. And how long did this last?

It doesn't say, when they arrested him, the only thing he told them was, I thought it was a judgment-free zone. I thought that luck alarm were going. He's trying to go. This is your place, right? Yeah, and they never say you can come in naked.

I don't think you can go anywhere naked. Yeah. Public. Those yoga people, man, they, they, they, I like the fact that they have no body shame for the most part. Like, if you're hardcore yoga, you just live your life. Like, I admire that. Because they get in there and they fart and they twist. I get in there and I'm trying to do all the poses and trying to suck in.

I'm the opposite of yoga person. I try to go back. so tight. Like I wake up, I stretch all night. And then I wake up right back to it, tight again. I can't touch my toes. I can't touch my toes. So that, I got on, I tell I got invited on that fancy dating app.

Oh, okay. So are you going to do it? Well, here's the problem. So there's this app for fancy people. It's called Raya. Yeah, and you get on. I don't want to say who's on there. What do you mean my fancy people?

Like celebrities? Yeah. Okay, okay. You swipe through and you see fancy people. Okay. And so you get on. the thing. And by the way, I tried Bumble and them inviting me to do Raya, it seems like I was a bad call, like a bad high school player and they said, go to the NFL. Oh, wow. So if I can't do

the normal one for us. Right. I got on. I was a lot out of my league. I don't know what I'm going to do. But that's why no one swifed me back. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, so you see people that we know in Raya? I see people that you've seen on TV on Raya. Oh, okay, not people that we know. And I took a screenshot of one of them because I was going to show Eddie, and it goes, do not do that again. You get kicked off the head. It knows you did it. Yeah. Oh, well, you're just going to get another phone and take a picture of your...

Turn my laptop on. Smart. So I tried that. No luck yet. People were really celebrating Mike D. yesterday, though, for throwing me under the bus. Because I didn't really meet a girl. I mean, I guess I kind of met a girl. You went up to a girl.

I did go up to a girl. Talk to her. I did. Which is very out of character for me. Go ahead. Followed that by going to another. venue to hang out. Well, yeah.

That's what you all said. Yeah, yeah. I went to that, I went to that venue first. Yeah, I know, and that's where you met her. Yeah, and her whole family was there. And you were like, hey. No, it was weird. And the most awkward bobby would think possible,

Mike D and I were leaving, right? Because I was like, I'm not doing this. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to back out of the whole thing. I'm nervously super awkward. Wait, so you went up to Mike D and said, hey, I'm thinking about going to talk to that girl. No.

What happened was. You were in a bio. We were watching. a comedy show. She had performed. She was sitting behind us. And watching the headliner. And he didn't know I said anything to her on the way out, right? No. Okay. And I said, hey, dude, your boy just talked to a girl. Like, I'm 11. I know. I doesn't have it to me. I'm super awkward. Yeah. You'd come back excited. And he was like, you did? I was like,

I did. And so I talked to this girl. And then I said, hey, we should meet and, you know, say what up afterward. And I don't think I said, say what up. I'm much cooler now in revisionist history. And so I was walking out and I was like I should just go in there and talk to her because I got kind of nervous again and caught up on my own and so he was like yeah man let's go so we walked back into the bar

and I said hey I'm Bobby she goes hey and then she goes oh and here's my aunt and I was like oh my goodness wow everyone was there and so I just slid out like I give them the old Irish goodbye they said the rock star goodbye you slip out and then Houdini yeah and then I got a message like

hey did you leave and I went from there but I mean nothing really went still talking? Yeah, when's the last time you're all messaged? But message is nothing. You just smiled last night. No, not last night. No, no, no, no.

No, no. No. See, that's why I can't. And people were celebrating Mike D for throwing that out there because I wasn't going to say anything yet. It's too close. And then I saw my, you know, my people over on her Instagram account writing stuff.

And I was like, this is what I'm not trying to have. Oh, boy. Welcome to thinking about you. I know. No, no, I haven't talked to her today. Or even last night, no. Oh, what are you going to say, Mike? I see you hovering on the microphone.

I just thought it was cool to see, man. You went after it. It was cool. Thank you. I went after it. It. But I tried to back out. I did try to back out.

Mike D, thank you, dude, for filling us in. You got it. Appreciate it. You didn't do anything. Stop. Bobby was like, hey, you're funny. That's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said.

It was very direct in elementary school. I was like, do you find you? I like five people. You're funny. You're crazy, bones. There we go. Really? Yeah, you're crazy.

Why? Going nuts. Going after girls after they're set. See, that's why I can't talk to you people. That's good, man. I'm proud of you. Morgan number two and have an adult conversation. Morgan number two, we can talk about stuff, right?

Yeah, we can talk about stuff. Thank you. Me and a 24-year-old. She doesn't judge me like you folks. If you had a working mom, you most likely help out a lot around the house. According to this, people with working moms end up spending more time doing household chores and caring about their own kids when they grow up. So my mom worked a lot.

a working mom. She wasn't, for a lot of the time. But I hate doing chores. Like I have no, and I live by myself. But I'm going to say this. I'm clean. I kind of do the chore as it happens. I have a dish. I put the dish away. So I don't know if that counts or not. That's clean. And then I, being a single guy, and I'm on the road a lot, once a week, I have somebody come and clean up after me. I'm out of touch? No. I'd do the same thing too. What? You would or you do? I would. I would get someone to clean my house for sure. I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm like, hey, here's a little extra cash, come clean up after me. That's right.

Pete in the floor over there. You'll be wherever you want. Yeah, yeah. I live by myself, man. Stop. Walk around. Who cares? That's awesome. So, do you do a lot of the housework, Amy?

Yeah, and I really like vacuuming. My mom also liked vacuuming. And my mom worked. And after my dad moved out, my mom started working full time. So I saw a big change of like my mom always being home to my mom always working. Working moms raise more. appreciative, hardworking kids. It says they truly value family time, so I'm waiting on that.

Waiting on that family time. I wait on that family time. 2019. Yeah, yeah. Let's go over to Raven. Raven, you're on. Hello, good morning. What's happening?

Hi, good morning. Thanks for calling. What are you doing? I am driving to work. Well, I appreciate you picking up the phone and give us a call. What do you want to say? I just want to say that I love everyone, but Amy's my favorite, and she has definitely helped me and get through all of these 31 weeks of morning sickness.

So, listening to you guys in the morning, definitely makes me feel a little bit better. Well, let Amy respond to you. I got nothing to say. Yeah. She's your favorite. Yeah, good luck at that. She likes everybody, I think.

She likes everybody. She does. There's no reason to say Amy's your favorite. Just call her. It's like you looking to the show. I'm just playing Raven. But really, I like the other caller before you. That's okay.

That's okay. All right. Hey, Raven, we're yet in Georgia, for real. Hey, Ro, Georgia. Oh, man, used to summer there. That's good. Yeah, it's good, but I'm 31 weeks pregnant, so it sucks. Yeah, you know what does that, right?

Yeah, I definitely know what the fuck. He's making sure. Hey, thank you for calling. Amy say bye to your friend. Bye. I hope the rest of your pregnancy goes well. Tuesday's top five. Here we go.

These are the biggest songs in country music right now. Number five is coming home from Keith Urban, right? Number four is Mercy from Brett Young. If you're going to break my heart, just break it. That's a good one, huh? Going to take your shot, then take it. Take it. Number three, tequila from Dan and Shay.

When I taste tequila, baby I still see you. Cutting up the floor to sorority. Jake Owen. And number two, I was Jack. You were Diane. Do you turn it up? Do you sing along? And your number one song is Get Along from Kenny Chesney for the second week in a row.

There you go. Congrats to Kenny. Scared to live, scared to die. We ain't perfect, but we try. Get along. This song makes me want to buy a boat. Of course it does. Man right here.

I want to get a boat. Buy a boat, buy a boat, buy a boat, buy a boat, buy a boat, buy a boat, buy a boat. Bye boat Bye boat Yeah Buy that boat I don't want to buy a boat I had a boat once

It was so much effort And you're like four times a year But that time on the water That was really fun Not really because I got to worry about everybody else I'm fun Oh yeah I'm the ultimate plan

I gotta plan the vessel And make sure everybody's happy Oh that's no fun Because you're the person with the boat Yeah and I got to drive Because everybody else is drinking But you don't drink That's why I have to drive

Oh Okay Delica from Taylor Swift's And I'm more in pop song Is it cool that I said all that That's a good one Is it to a sooner do this yet? Because I know that it's dead like it. And the number one hip-hop song is Cardi B. I like it.

Zamy Shams. By the way, Kenny Chesney will be on Friday. Friday morning conversation if you like Kenna Chesney. Those are your top songs and music. A couple things coming up. One, we'll get a baby box name update in just a second. We'll see if lunchbox is named his son yet. Also, Morgan number two skinny in a second.

But what I do want to get into is. well and throw the phone number out there is that Amy was at a restaurant. So I got talking on speaker phone. Like in a restaurant, you're a public place. The guy is talking to a speaker phone. And so that whole thing's a little weird, huh? In a small, quaint little restaurant with his phone down while he's eating, basically having a business meeting on speakerphone the entire time. And I just thought, does he not realize that he's in public? So the question is, somebody doing something awkwardly rude in a public place? Because fear of a thing I don't like. And when people take their shoes off and they put their feet places in a place.

That's a weird thing to me. Yeah. And I fly a lot because of work. And when someone is, I don't mind a sock foot. What's the difference in a sock foot and a thin shoe? But when it's a bare foot and it's all up on the seat, for me, that's one. So we'll put the phones out there. 877-Bobby.

Any situation familiar? Hit us with that. Over to Morgan number two now, who's doing the skinny frame. Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Cole Swindell, Dustin Lynch, and Lauren Elena are headed out on the road together for the 25-day reason-to-drink another tour. Yeah, so they already did the reason to drink tour.

So it's reason to drink another tour. It's like Luke Combs. This one's for you two. Okay. So it's the same tour just extended. Yeah. There you go, all right. Garth Brooks celebrated the second anniversary of his Facebook Live series Inside Studio G with a special live episode from Facebook headquarters.

Yeah, here's Garthbrook's new song all day long. Somebody got to feed that. This one comes on, I turn it out. All day. Somebody's got to get all rowdy. Race-thead and did he do on that Facebook? Do you know? He was just celebrating, like, the second year of getting to do all these cool series.

What do he celebrate? Did you like the Planet Fitness guy and get naked? Oh, that would be cool. No, he just talked. So some naked yoga? He left his hat on, of course. Of course. Yeah, what else Morgan number two?

Brantley Gilbert shared on Instagram that he has, in studio working on his next album and told fans, great things to come, be patient. Well, that's confident. Great things to come. Yeah, and I'm patient. Yeah, not music to come. Great things to come.

Be patient. Yeah. I like Brantley. I'm Morgan number two, and that's just skinny. Let's go over to Tori in Florida. Hey, Tori. Hey, what's up? What's up with you?

Not much, just getting ready to go into work. Yeah, what kind of job you have? I volunteer at an animal shelter. Oh, that's work? Yeah. My goal's vet school, so I get hours for it. Okay, that's cool. Yeah, you're going to be a vet.

That's pretty cool. That's the plan. Yeah. A little harder than you thought or what? Oh, yeah, I have to take so many hard sciences. Yeah. That's why I didn't do it, guys Yeah, that's why

Yeah, yeah Well, what would you like to say? I just wanted to say I love you guys I've been listening to you guys Since I was like 10 And I'm turning 20 next month So I grew up with you guys

There you go, we love that No, we do love that We do There's nothing we can do Nothing I can do I started this thing when I was 17 years old You're talking about I've been in this thing for 21 years

Some people are older younger than 21 to listen to this show Man, that's just part of life We grow older. Thank you, Tori. I appreciate you. Appreciate you being with us for that long. Oh, thank you.

I appreciate you. You can't let the age thing get you. Everybody's getting old. I used to think I'd be too young to get old. I'd be like, pff. Yeah, now here we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I appreciate you.

Right here. I always be like, oh, I'm never going to get old. We started the radio show. I remember being like 21 during the morning show, and there was another show in town that would just bash me, and they'd send me messages. like you stink, you're never going to make it. And I'm going to be like, I'm never going to get old like you guys.

And they were like 33. Oh, yeah. You're older than them now. No, I'm not angry and bitter. Oh, boy. But I just remember thinking, I'm never going to get old like that. But you do. People get old, man.

That's what happens. But I think some of the age is all in your attitude and how you carry yourself. Look at me. No, no, no. Yeah, it is. Some of your age isn't part of that. The age is the age. Yeah, I know.

But Bobby, again, he didn't get all old and grumpy. He got old, but he stayed fresh. Yeah. Okay. I think that, you know, our environment defines how whatever that word old means. 100%. Because I had to grow up really quick and then after I kind of figured out that part of it, I stopped. You know, I just, I'm up heater panning at this point.

But I had to grow up really quick because I was having to raise myself for a lot of my life. And so I was like, be an adult and then stay 19 forever. And so that's it. I get it. Like my pants are getting higher. Oh, you're the, you're by far the oldest one. the show in many ways. Yeah.

Like you're, you're only a few years older than us, for real, but sometimes I feel like you're like 10. Yeah, Eddie. Yeah, Eddie, for sure. Yeah, Eddie, you're older. Okay, there you go. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. This girl, Sarah, planned her wedding for two years, and then her wedding was canceled, and she was stuck with a $30,000, non-refundable venue, and a ton of food that she had already paid for. So instead of letting you go to waste, the 25-year-old Indiana woman decided to put the space and the food to good use. She tried to donate food to local shelters, but they can't accept cooked food.

So she had everybody come to the venue and just said, hey, wherever you are, come on in, I got food, I got a space. And she fed people. And so she had a reception. You know what? It's awesome. I wonder why this is just me being kind of nosy. I wonder what happened with the wedding. I know.

That's not in the story? It's not. It's not. And I love the story, and she took it, and it stinks, she has this big wedding she has to pay for it, and so she's giving it back. What happened with that Sarah Cummins' wedding, though, I wonder. But yeah, good for her.

She was happy that people were able to enjoy what she had put together for what had been her reception, and it said it helped her heal a little bit too. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, a little bit. Just a little bit. Not a whole lot. Because we don't know what happened. Yeah. We wish we knew.

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number two, loves it as well. So there we have it. Best Fiends. Everybody in mind. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. We're going to get that morning corny on here. You're in your car.

You're listening later on in the day. You're ready for a good laugh. Well, we got it for you. The morning corny. When at night do parents change the most diapers? When at night do parents change the most diapers? In the wee-wee hours. That was the.

Morning Corny. There you go. Hey, by the way, we're talking about Amy at a restaurant, some guys on speakerphone, at a restaurant with everybody around. Like other things that people do, they don't realize, are kind of rude. Hey, Jake in Arkansas. Hey, how's it going? Hey, buddy, what you got over there?

I was at a restaurant one time, and the people were changing their baby on a table. No. No way. Did anyone say anything to them? No, it was before I had my first child, and I kind of put something on Facebook about it. So now that you've had your own kid, though, do you feel like, oh, I get it? That's okay.

No. Okay, it doesn't make it sure. It's just the food and the poop near each other. Yeah, no. They could have went to the bathroom or the car or something, but not on the table. And it's tough for me because I don't have any kids to go, wouldn't do that, but I wouldn't do that.

No, you wouldn't. Yeah, the food and the poop, too close. Yeah. Hey, Jake, appreciate that, buddy. Yes, sir. Yeah, see later. For me, it's a big feat thing. people on airplanes, they'll take their shoes off

and put their feet all over everything. There's that fine line between awkward and rude and we're talking about that. I was in the bathroom the other day at the airport and a guy comes in face-timing his wife. I forgot about this till just now. He has her up on the phone and he's

talking to her face-timing and everybody's standing at the urinal peeing. That's messed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm just thinking, does he not know because he face-times her so much and walking into the bathroom is probably a bit of a subconscious thing? I've got to pee, got to go to the bathroom, you don't pull your phone down. But there she was. I saw her face. I don't know what she saw on me. Well, if you saw her face, it's like looking at mirrors, you know, in someone's truck.

I don't know about that, Eddie. Lisa in Kansas. Hey, what's happening, Lisa? Hey, Bobby. I'm so excited to get it up to talk to you. Yeah, thanks a lot. So what do you think? You see somebody doing what? Yeah, I work in retail. I work at a liquor store during retail. And, you know, when you're trying to help somebody when they come up and they are on the phone, and you're trying to like tell them how much they owe you or and they are just like looking at you like you're annoyed with you when you're just trying to help them get done. Yeah, like they're on the phone as they're trying to check out at the same time. Yeah.

And so the person like that would be 4217 and they're talking on the, it's a whole thing. Yeah, thank you for that. Appreciate that. Hey, Kelsey in North Carolina, what do you think about that? Hi, I was getting a pedicure once and the woman next to me was on FaceTime the whole time. So she was talking to her friend on the phone? Yes. But what if her friend had been sitting next to her?

Yeah. And talking. Because that's it. I don't hear the sounds coming from your phone the whole time, though. She was pretty loud. But again, what if a friend was, here's the reason I don't think that one's so crazy is because what if a friend was sitting there having that conversation with her? That's not against the rules. And I say that because my only friends are on my phone.

And so if you're going to judge that, I get it. Technology. What are you saying? Well, I was just thinking because a pedicure is like a friend activity. A lot of times you are sometimes with somebody else and you're having a conversation the entire time. So I'm with you. Sort of seems like an okay place to have a conversation,

but not at a restaurant on speakerphone by yourself. Yeah, Amy, it sticks to hers. Hers is the rude one. Today is Matt LeBlanc's birthday. He's 51 years old. Joey from Friends. You know, I bet I feel bad for the guys on Friends because we watch, we see Monica,

and she's 27 to 33. And then we see her today, and she's 50, but they're right next to each other. So we go, whoa, look how she's aged. Or you see Joey with all his gray hair? And you go, wow, he got old quick. No, no, not really. We just keep watching them in their time machine

of a syndicated television show. So it's a bit not fair to them, except for all the millions of dollars they get. Joey's 51. Because I'll do that with Chandler. I go, ah, look at Chandler. Then I'll pop up on my Instagram. Like, whoa, look at Chandler.

That dude's old now. Except he is older. we just watched them at the same time all the time. We did that too when he gained weight during the show, remember that? That was drugs. Yeah. He got skinny when he was on drugs, and when he got off, he got kind of chunky again. That was crazy.

Was it? Oh, yeah, I remember him thinking like, dang, he got... Joey's 51. Let's see. Joey and Monica were intended to be the couple of the show instead of Chandler and Monica. Joey wasn't written as a dumb character. Matt LeBlanc suggested it and started doing it. And then when Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role, he had $11 to his name.

The first thing he bought, They said it was a hot dinner. I know how true that is. That's the first thing you bought was a hot dinner. Nice. Splurged. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. There you have it. Some of those stories I feel like are made up a little after the fact. Yeah. Revisionous history of it. A lot of people lived in their car, for sure. Way more people live in their car afterwards. I've got to insert that into my story at some point, right?

Oh, for sure. Surely you did at some point. I mean, I slept in there probably a couple nights. Okay. And it fits because, you know, I didn't have the easiest upbringing. and I could easily go, oh man, for like nine months, I lived in my car. Because it does seem like a lot of celebrities go, yeah, I live in my car for it. It's so true.

Like, prove it. Yeah, it can't. So just go with it. And some of them are telling the truth, and it ruins the ones that tell the truth. All right, there you go. Thanks for hanging out. Here, I'll do this one. Hey, you're on the air of Tom and Georgia.

We're talking about awkward things, people do in public places. Love it. Yes, sir. What do you want to say? I just wanted to say I was at I-Hop the other day eating one of those lovely platters you know hash brown sausage bacon

over easy eggs as in digging into the eggs someone blows their nose behind me yeah you gotta go to the bathroom for that you got to get away from where those nose snot particles can float into someone's eggs and bacon you know

so they go through the Social Security Administration and so in the United States here are the top odd names from last year 13 people name their baby moo M-O-O No Like a cow Seven girls and six boys

They're named Hey moo, come here Hey moo Moo That's how you're gonna Moo At number four Espin

Which is ESPN Duh 16 kids were named Espin last year And number three Lucifer Interesting 24 people were named after the old devil

Wow I wonder if that's what's what's the appeal of Lucifer Hey Morgan number two Will you look that up Tell me why someone would name their kid Lucifer I know there's a TV show called Lucifer

But again isn't that based off the devil And why would you name your kid after the devil? Don't know That's number three but 24 people More people named their kid Lucifer than moo Yeah I'd go moo over Lucifer any day At number two Now this one's a bit confusing

Because the name's ISIS Like Isis like you would look and think like named after ISIS but I don't think it is I think it's like EC Is that a character? No I have a friend name

She's older She's like 30 And she's Hispanic Is that? I don't know man I've never heard of that one I guess I'm not booed I'm steering clear anything

I as eyes And then the number one Odd name is Tesla 141 babies were named Tesla Last year 141 Wow T-SLA Tesla

I like the car, like the company. Morgan number two, what did you find about Lucifer? Like, what does the dictionary say about Lucifer, just in general? I mean, it associates it with the devil, right? Yeah, so I'm not seeing anything. A lot of things are saying, don't name your kid this. That's what I would say, yeah. Go ahead, AIM.

Okay, so the name, well, ISIS, but EIS or whatever you were saying, is Egyptian, her strong character. Okay, I thought that was something else. Not ISIS, the terrorist organization. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. We got the devil and terrorists. Two of the top five names. Yeah, that name has been around way before ISIS was founded, so it's just a little unfortunate.

And by the way, at number 10 on the list is Slayer. Slayer? Slayer. That is cool. Of course. Six boys are named Slayer. Ooh, nickname Slay. Exactly.

What's the deal, lunchbox? You got your baby. Let's get you a drum roll here. Have you named your son yet? No, we have not come to it. Oh, my goodness. Not a final decision, but prelimbs are over? Prelims are pretty much wrapping up last night.

We talked about it, and I know she loves Jackson. I said, listen, if you like Jackson so much, we can use it as a middle name. Ooh, I like that because you're giving in a little. Yeah, I'm compromising, and I threw out Miles and Malcolm, because Malcolm is one of our favorite survivor players ever. He's been on there like three or four times, and so we really, and so I think it's a cool name. you don't hear it that often. And so I thought Malcolm Miles, you call him M&M. Oh, boy.

He's naming his kid after his favorite rapper and his favorite survivor character. You guys understand that? Yeah. Yeah. And listen, you do you. For sure, you do you. But that's a good nickname, M&M. Because you'd have Miles Malcolm or Malcolm Miles.

But isn't a nickname supposed to be shorter than the real name? M&M is three syllables. Malcolm is two. Miles is one. Like, it's harder to say the nickname than it is the first name. Yeah, and we also are looking at Taylor because that's her mother's maiden name. So she wants to... I like that.

As a dude. Yeah, as a dude. Taylor Jackson, I like that. So that's where we're at right now. Are those the only options on the table right now? Right now, that's pretty much where we've circled. We've kind of come back to those. So Jackson's off the table as a first name.

Right, but it is eligible for the middle name. So you're looking at three names basically. Miles, Malcolm, and Taylor. Yeah. Huh. And I'm really going for the M-M-M, so you can call it M&M. So that means no Jackson is the middle name. Well, I know.

You just compromise and you took back your chip. No, I compromise it. Oh, if that's how it ends up, we can use Jackson as a middle name. Letting her think that I am, oh, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. But in reality, I'm like, eh, let's. What about Malcolm Jackson? That's not bad. Because then she gets her middle name.

You get to pick one first name. What is it? I like Miles. So Miles Jackson. That's cute. That is a cool name. Sounds like a black jake dealer. Miles Jackson.

Now come on up. Okay. So right now you have three first names left. So Jackson's off the table. The baby will not be named Jackson. The first name will not be Jackson. Okay. Hey, I'm an M&M.

See, isn't that cool? Like, don't you like that? No. No. Nope, nope. You don't make a nickname to be longer than the real name. Well, yeah. Why don't you just name him Eminem?

No, that's crazy. Oh, is it? Oh, no, it's crazy. Is it, Lunch Fox? Yes, that's nuts. I would not. Eminem, that would scar him for the rest of his life. Okay.

Well, I like it. One of you guys deciding it? You're done three names today. Well, hopefully today because, let's be honest, the kids are weak old today. Yeah. And so we need to buckle down. Let's be honest. We need to quit putting it off.

Keep going, oh, we'll decide tomorrow. We'll decide tomorrow. And then the next day we find a different name and we're like, oh, what about that name? He'll understand. You're making progress, though. You're actually moving things around. You don't know. You now have three names.

Yeah. And a possible middle name. That's good. Thanks for the update. Look at that guy. Malcolm? No, no, Miles. You'd go Miles.

I like Miles. Is there anyone named Miles Jackson? Because you have to Google that, too. Like anyone famous? Anybody locked up? Because that's one of the things they say when you pick a baby name is to see if anyone famous or like a serial killer. No?

No. Because when Miles, I think a Miles, Teller the actor who was in the drumming movie. What was that movie called? Whiplash. Ooh, Miles Jackson. He's a tennis player. No, he's an instructor.

He's good. Oh, he's a good? Yeah, he's a recruiter. Country Club of Louisville? You're fine. You're fine. All right. A Southwest Airlines employee was arrested in charge with voyeurism on Sunday

because apparently put a camera in the bathroom. Oh. A witness told K-I-R-T-V that he saw police officers surround the suspect, put him in handcuffs, near gate B-9. The suspect who worked for Southwest was arrested on suspicion

of voyeurism. He was booked. Went before a judge. Yesterday, prosecutors say, put a camera in the bathroom at the gates. He admitted he had done it four or five times before.

Man, what a creep, huh? He will work with the appropriate authority. Anyway, it wasn't on an airplane. He ain't seen nothing in the airplane except people try to squeeze into one of those But yeah, they use a picture of them like smiling real big.

as the like the this is who the guy is if you didn't already think he was creepy enough that's a weirdo the Bobby Bone Show Guy in Virginia goes into the bathroom and there's a big old snake in his toilet bowl ball piped on

he said in a Facebook post he spotted the snake poking his head out of the toilet hole it wasn't all the way in there was just like what is that little thing poking his head out of there and so they tied a noose and they pulled the snake out and they thought it was a prank It wasn't

it was identified as a bald python. The snake had gone missing from the person who owned it disappeared through a toilet hole or a hole and come up through another toilet hole. It's scary. I mean, how about that? I wonder if anyone's ever sitting on a toilet and they get it in the butt from a snake.

Oh, no. Because that's what we all think. It's like, oh, there's a snake in the toilet? I wonder if I'm sitting there and it jumps out and bites me on the butt. Yeah, that's why it's scary. But I never heard of that. People always tend to look down the toilet

before they have a seat and after, frankly. But yeah, that's the whole thing. Hey, Patrick in Arkansas, what's you got, buddy? Hey, guys. Yes, sir. I was a police officer not long ago and got a call to a house for a disturbance and got there and there was a possum in the house. Now, why they didn't call animal control, I have no idea. They called the cops because of possum.

Yes, and I'll just tell you, you think big, strong police officer is not scared of anything? No, Bobby. That is not correct. I was terrified. Yeah, and they're violent and they're mean and they're angry. Yeah. You know, I had one come in my house and he ran into my leg. I thought it was my dog.

And I was like, oh, that's cool. And then I saw my dog in the backyard and I was like, what was there? They had to hit my leg. And I look back and there's a possum. They said going, and so I had to get a broom. I didn't kill him. But I got a broom and let him out the door. But that possum wasn't having any of my business.

Hello, Mandy in Arkansas. You're on. Hey, what's up? You're up. What you got? So, let me just start by saying. saying that I was in Peru up in the Andes Mountains when this happened. It was not my actual house, but we come back to the house and there was a large flat cow in the kitchen.

We walk in and he's just chilling there, looking at our table of food, and we weren't really sure what to do. So we all kind of start, like, dancing around it, just trying to stare it off, and it finally just mosied on out. You danced around the cow to scare it off? Well, they say, like, we were like, trying to scare it. So we were all kind of, like, jumping, like, an Indian-type dance, I guess. I don't know. Interesting. How?

Well, okay, there you got with Mandy from Arkansas. Listen, I'm not kidding. Like, I'm from Arkansas, right? And all the calls are from Arkansas. Hey, Sierra and Arkansas. Yes. So you go, you get out of the shower, you grab a towel, and then what happens? So I grab the towel out of my cabinet, and I drop a snake out of it.

Oh. No way. Yes, I was so scared. I started screaming, so of course, my husband came to the rescue. So what did he do? Scream and run, too? Just get away. The snake did get away. But he assured me that it was okay. And, of course, I'm terrified, so I was freaking out for days. Let me tell you something about snakes. Just talking to someone who's been around them a lot. They don't want to bother you. They want to bother you less than you want to bother them.

they're more scared of you than you are them. The only time a snake will really go after you as if they're threatened, and that's it. The only time I've ever had a snake, you know, pop a boot if I'm out in the woods, is if you almost step on it. They don't come hunting for you. They don't hear someone going.

It's not like the movies where snakes like, let's get them, Frank. That doesn't happen. The only time of snake will do anything aggressive unless they're hungry is when they're threatened. They're like us as humans. Unless we're hungry or threatened, We don't go taking stuff or getting...

Why are you taking the snake side? Because I feel like they get an unfair rap. No one's out here sticking up for the snakes. So you know what? I'll fight for the little man again. That's all I do. All right. Just fight for the little man.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Lightning struck a church in New Hampshire causing a fire so local roads were shut down so the fire trucks could get through. And a woman, an older woman who lives in the area, had just gone to the grocery store. and she had to get her groceries home and put away,

so the food didn't go bad. But roads were blocked. So she decided she was going to try to carry her groceries. Well, when an officer saw her, he was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I got this. So he carried her groceries half a mile home uphill. Oh, look at that. I know. Got that milk from being spoiled, too.

So awesome. Going above and beyond. That's what we call that. There you have it. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let know. We're transmitting across America.

Kelly and Florida, what's happening? Hi, good morning. How are you? Good. Thanks for calling. What you want to say? I just want to say that I know you guys here this is a lot, but I'm a huge fan. I know you guys have busy lives, but I have to tell you your show and you guys have gotten me through some really rough times. And I just appreciate the positivity, the great outlook on life. And my four-year-old every morning says I want to listen to Bobby Bones and the Planet song every morning in the car. Oh, the old raging kiddie it song.

The Planet song. Yeah, well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Well, I'll say this. On the opposite spectrum of not positive, that they're throwing a cocktail party in my honor tonight. Are you guys going to this? Yeah.

Because I invited no one. Okay. I don't have an invite to that. I don't have an invite to that. Check your email. Are y'all sure? Yes. I'm sure you got invited.

But they were like, who do you want to invite to this thing? And I said, actually, I don't want to invite anyone. Because who wants, it's just weird. I don't want to go and have people. Everybody's pressured to come to something. I don't even know what we're doing. I didn't feel pressure What did the invite say?

It's in honor of Bobby Being on the cover of the magazine We're having this cocktail hour But what am I supposed to do? Tell jokes I don't know I felt like hey if this was for me Bobby would be there to support me

That's right I would like that Can we make it about you? No, I'm not trying to make it about me At all It's just... It's so awkward It's probably awkward Because first of all you're on the cover of magazine

That's not awkward I'm fine with that that because I don't have to hang out with it. Oh, okay. Well, I didn't know if there would be, I'm picturing when we walk in, just you everywhere on the cover of a magazine. Yeah, but, yeah, well, that's tonight. At like 5.30 or something?

Five. Is there free food? Don't know. Do we know? Don't know the details. But probably some hors d'oeuvres and... I don't even like birthday parties about me. I have trouble.

I have trouble with celebrations of me. Well, don't worry about anybody feeling pressure or you feeling pressure to perform. I mean, these are people that want to say. support you and they want to come out. And what? Support you and like this is a cool thing. Like being on the cover. It's cool.

But nobody expects anything of you. Morgan number two, you want to do a 24-year-olds? Yeah, let's do it. So, Shark Week started this week. For who? No, no, no, no. Real Shark Week. Oh, they're all like on TV.

Discovery Channel. Okay, got it. Professional athletes are getting super involved with it. Shaquille O'Neill is hosting the whole thing Rhonda Rousey was on it, Aaron Rogers, Lindsay Vaughn, and Rob Grancowski. I never really got into Shark Week, I guess because I didn't watch it.

Does anyone here watch Shark Week? No. Like, get into it so much. I mean, it's humongous. Everybody tweets about it all night. The one time that Michael Phelps was going to race a shark. I've watched that too.

They tricked us, though. Yeah, I did have watched that too and I thought, I hope the shark eats them, you know? Because we were all watching it. It's like watching a NASCAR race. You just kind of watch them for the wreck or like a hockey. We want to see them fight. We were like, how's the shark going to stay in its lane?

Yeah, here we are. We didn't know it was going to be a virtual shark. We didn't know the shark was going to run his thing. We were going to time him, and then we were going to time him, and the Michael Phelps was going to run his thing. Because in our hearts, we were hoping the shark would bite him, right? Yes. That's why we thought this was an interesting thing. So that's this week, huh?

Yep. And what channel is that? Like, Animal Planet or something? It's on the Discovery Channel, so whatever that is for everybody. There you go. That's what 24-year-olds care about. I don't know why you guys didn't get an invite. I'm very thankful they put me on the magazine cover.

I just am weird with people having celebrations for me. Maybe they took you seriously in there like he doesn't want to invite them, so don't invite them. Oh, I gave no names. I think people that I work with invited people, they say, who do you want to invite? I said, I don't want to make anyone feel like they have to come to something for me. Yeah. Again, even birthday parties made me feeling comfortable. So, yeah, I guess we're doing that tonight.

Yeah. What do we wear? Yeah. What do you want us to wear? Let's all wear what that Planet Fitness guy wore. Nothing. Nothing. Naked.

Let's do on this here. The Bobby Vaughn Show. On this day in country music. In 1995, Shania Twain had the number one song with any man of mine. It was our first ever number one song. First number one from Shania, right there. 1995. Morgan No. 2 went to the Shania Show.

Do you love this? I loved it so much. Did she play all the hits? Yes, every single one. Did she play a lot of new songs? She played like four or five new songs, yeah. Okay. That's a pretty good amount

I'm okay with that Man the worst is one like a legend artist wants to play their whole new album Come on I went to see R.m. once and they didn't play any hits They played all new records I was like terrible This is miserable

This isn't even middle This is worse than if I wouldn't have come to the show I have no interest in watching I am not Mr. Live Music guy Who likes to just go enjoy live music If I don't know any of the words I like to go and sing along And hear songs I'm comfortable with

It's much like when people listen to the radio You mostly like to hear songs that you know and sing along to it's like oh this is fun Which is why it's so hard to break a new song Because people like what they're familiar with Somebody's just playing live music unless they're just amazing Which is 0.0001 I'm good Is I get a wedding?

Give me a DJ that plays the hit This is been a song I'm trying to get a band unless they're good But Shinaa I okay four or five songs is good I'm more of a Garth type guy Where he plays one new song that I never heard That's perfect

Yeah, and then the rest are all hits. You know, Garth, he's opening up his tour with this one. My favorite thing about Garth, he's so deliberate. He tells everyone, hey, when you come, the first song is going to be all day long. So get ready for it. And then you come, and it's... And you're ready for it. You listen to it, you know it.

There's something about that Garth Brooks cat that makes me think he's going to be around for a while. He's got it down. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Sometimes we get these emails from the building. What's the email say? He mad. It's the main man of the building. He said, hey, whoever had a dog in the building earlier, please come see me.

Who was it? I would bet that the dog pooped in the building. Okay. Not that you can't have a dog. I wonder how that meeting's going to go down, though. Come see me? Yeah. You know, a lot of jobs are pretty lax about dogs these days.

That's true. As long as they don't poop in the building or you clean up after them. Yeah, that's not good. We have a segment called Ramundo Regrets. Do you know about this? No. Oh, boy. So our audio produced, he sits in the glass room and just cuts audio all day.

He's Ray Mundo. Ray's regrets. Yeah, Ray's regrets. What do you regret, Raymondo? Yeah, so about five years ago, I was at a Jake Owen concert, and luckily I got backstage. I couldn't even believe I got that. And I was just talking to Jake, just rapping out with him.

And he goes, it was probably about 11 o'clock at night. It was a Thursday night. I'd work the next day. And he goes, hey, man, you want to party with me tonight? Like, go back on the bus, back to. my house, just party, you and me, just party tonight. I thought about it and I looked at Jake Owen and I said

nah man, I'm good man. Take care of dude. Oh, and that's a regret? Yeah. That was Raise of Regrets. You're still thinking about that one? Hold on that five years later, yeah. Get on my buddies too and they're all like, man, you are an idiot. There's a website called rent-a-hitman.com.

Have you seen this? That's not good. No, no, it's not what you think it is, first of all. It's a website, like, get hits. So rent a hitman.com. So he owns this here. And people are coming to him, though, to actually rent hitmen. Oh, well, yeah. To have them kill someone.

But you think you go to a website and you can just go, oh, I wonder if I can find a hitman. Rent a Hitman. Well, I always wonder where they do find these guys. Probably Craigslist or a buddy. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, it makes more sense. The owner of a website called Rent a Hitman.com says he is unintentionally attracting the

attention of people who want to have someone else killed. Dang. It's an IT business. Like, you get hits on a website? Nevada's Bob Innes originally set up rentahitman.com to be an IT solutions portal. But over the years, some of the inquiries have been frightening, even criminal. In one email under services requested, a man from Los Angeles writes, kill two people I hate. Take the car keys and deliver the car to me.

If the solicitor seems serious, Innes will start a dialogue and ask if the, they'd like a field operative to contact them. Yeah. Scary. They've saved over 100 lives because people continue to contact them. Wow. That's insane. My thing is if I wanted to hire a hitman, I wouldn't think that there would just be a regular website. The web's got to be dark for something like that.

You don't go to the light web. You've got to figure out that path into the dark web. I don't think the people that are going to that website are the brightest. Rent a hitman. And I want to buy one. I want to try to rent. If I get a hitman, I need to own that. I wonder how much that cost though, too.

But yeah, that's the deal. Rent, I Hitman.com. You see the flight that was infested with bedbugs? Oh, no. A 17-hour flight was infested with bedbugs. 17 hours? Yeah. I don't even know those existed.

Passengers on flights from Newark Liberty International Airport to India. Oh. Oh, man. Are complaining because their seats were infested with bedbugs. Like, they're sitting in the seats. And what do you do? When you find it, there's no room for you to go. You're 30,000 feet. and you're flying from Newark, which is in the northeast part of America,

and you're flying to India. There's nowhere to go. You're stuck. There's a baby who was covered in bites. Oh, no. Another passage which we had the airline that all of them, they show bug bites. Him and three kids all paid. Oh.

There's nothing you can do. It's worse than snakes on a plane. That's the next movie to come down? Bed bugs on a plane. Yeah, and snakes. It's a Bobby Bones show. Apparently today's national tequila. Day, and I was reading this story about the most expensive bottle of tequila, $3.5 million.

Whoa. For tequila. I would just, like, I've never had a drink of alcohol. I would take a drink of that. I would want to know what... First of all, here would be the plan. If someone said, hey, Bobby, we know you've never had a drink alcohol, but we'd like for you to taste this $3.5 million bottle of tequila. What I would do first is drink crappy tequila.

Because if I'm going in, I'm going in. I live my life like that. When I lower my head, I run. So I would go, give me the crap stuff. Like, what's a crappy tequila lunchbox? Oh. Or even a cheap tequila or a middle tequila. Swerzo or something like that.

Yeah, Sousa. Load me up with the Swerzo, I'd say. So I take some Swerzo. Sousa. Okay. How are you saying? What's the difference to me? If it's in a plastic bottle drink it.

Yeah, so, but then I would make my palate comfortable with the crap. Okay. That's all I would know. And then I would have the good stuff. It's named Pashin Azteca. And it's the bottle. has 4,000 diamonds in it. Wow.

The bottle was filled with unique six years-aged, 100% blue agave tequila. So the bottle is a really, really expensive part of it. I guess the tequila is only worth thousands of dollars or the bottle's worth all of that. So it's just the bottle. But even then, I would be curious to know what really expensive tequila tastes like.

Expensive anything. Yeah, it shouldn't taste bad. It should taste really good. And the cheap stuff, sometimes it makes you gag. Really? Yeah. Well, my thing is, when I drink tequila,

When I chase you To take you back? Yeah, you know. Skyhank Colorado. That's also something I've never done. I've never smoked. Is that what he means by that? Yeah.

Oh, Skyhound Colorado, absolutely. Oh, I thought they were just on a mountain. Yeah. Up in the clouds. Listen, maybe they do. In my head, that's not where I go. Okay, okay. Country music is so funny how people think country music

is a clean, safe songs. Yeah, I do. It's so full of alcohol and drug references. All of it, all the time. And everyone's like, yeah, that's like, You find in it what you want to find in it The first line in my favorite song right now I'm like whoa that's on the radio

What's up? So my favorite song right now is Hotel Key by Old Dominion I listen to it all the time And the first line or so Is I'm talking about walking down the street Basically feeling high from half an ounce Yeah I wonder what that is We ain't talking about H2O

That's like half a shot No but they do drink in the song too But I don't care what do I care I have nothing against anything As long as you're hurting animals, you're hurting kids, I'm good. Do you deal. Have you fun. I think tequila's worse than weed is.

I never had other one of them. I think alcohol is worse than weed is. I was watching Dr. Oz the other day. There was some pretty good stuff about medicinal marijuana. I was watching that too, where they had all these guys pills out. Yeah, he was a ex-NFL football player that got it hooked on or had pain. Then it had all these pills. Bottles and bottles of pills.

Bottles and bottles of pills to control the pain. and then he now just has to take a couple puffs of marijuana a day. To leave it, yes. And then he got rid of all of those pills. I'm trying to think, so you saw that on Dr. Oz? I did, yeah. I saw that on your Insta story. But you thought it was Dr. Austin.

I knew what it was, and I went and looked it up. I did, but I saw Amy post it and then I went and looked at it. Yeah. But, yeah. And not to get on a whole horse there. I don't want to get on any horse this morning. But yeah, that's a 3.5 million. million dollar. Remember the story about the guy who bought the

like 10,000 bottle of a vodka? Oh, and then he dropped it in the club. He broke it. I mean, yeah. That's great. You had to get down on the floor and start trying to like lick it up. I think I would just run. If hadn't paid for it yet. Oh yeah, good point. You're out. Feet don't film me now. I'm out of here. I'm out of there, man. So yeah, there's the deal. I have a lot of alcohol in my house. And again, I don't drink, but I keep saving it.

Props to you, man, to have all that liquor there. and not want to open one up and drink it. But he doesn't have a, if he had a problem, if he props to him. He doesn't have a problem. I don't have a soda problem, but if there's a bottle of Coke in my cover, I'm drinking it. Well, then you kind of have a soda problem. Oh. I guess you're right.

Same thing with popcorn at my house. Oh, you have a popcorn problem. I do. I have a popcorn problem. So I have a sugar problem, like one that I have to constantly watch. Yeah. So I can't keep sugar in my refrigerator. I eat it.

You do that with popcorn. Ever since we got kids, they love popcorn. And granted, it's a healthier version that we buy, and it's already popped. I don't know if she's like a way. But. Eddie's eating, or Amy's eating kernels? She's in a corner hiding eating kernels. But once the bag gets opened, I can't stop.

It's tough. So much so to where sometimes my friends are like, they call me out on it. They're like, if you had popcorn today. I'm like, yeah. It's okay, Amy. I need you guys to know so you can hold me accountable. Eddie, yours a soda. Oh, for sure, man.

Lunchbox. Ooh, I like graham crackers. That's a weird one. That's all right. I get it. Man. You put some peanut butter on those graham crackers. I'll eat a whole box of them, suckers.

Yeah. So you don't keep them in the house? No. Interesting. You guys only eat graham crackers? I mean, yeah. I have a capri-sun problem. I don't crave them.

They'll get you. Morgan number two sent me a story about sequels. And sequels aren't usually the best, but what's your favorite movie series ever with all the sequels included? You have to think about that. I think the Terminator series is pretty good. It's really good. And Terminator 2, oddly. The sequel was better than the first one.

And even T3 was pretty good. Yeah. Like, it's tough to beat that. Morgan, number two, what do you think about this? What's your favorite movie sequel package? The Transformers. Man, I hated Transformers. I like them.

It was just, it's so much fluff. Yeah. You know, I like substance. That's why I like the... That's why you like, T2, T3. Good one. Okay, Transformers is your all... You like all of them.

Yes, I'm obsessed with Bumblebee. The yellow one? Yeah. Okay, so I go Terminator, you go Transformers. Boy, mine's kind of dated, though, huh? Yeah, well, I have an older one than you. Back to the Future. Those are solid, though.

Oh, solid. I love Back to the Future 3, and people hated that one. Oh, I loved it, too. He's going on the Western days? Yeah, I thought that was good. It's good stuff. Favorite movie sets, Amy? Iron Man.

Yeah, that's good. Now, would all the Avenger movies count together? Because if so, that probably takes the lead. You tell me, I don't know. But I like Iron Man, one, two, three. Did they make Iron Man three? Yeah? They did?

Was it good? I saw I made it one at two. What's he? Mike D says it wasn't good? Three wasn't that good. Oh, well. Avengers was amazing. Yeah, but I don't know that counts.

Maybe just the Avengers count together. Oh. Okay, lunchbox. Amy says Iron Man. Morgan number two says Transformers. Eddie says, Back to the future. And I'm a Terminator.

Oh, it's easy, guys. Come on. You're forgetting the best world of all. American Pie. Oh, I didn't see two. Is there more than two? Yeah, there's three of them, the wedding. American Pie, the Wedding.

Come on! You guys are kidding me! That is so good! Thinking along those lines, I love Meet the Parents and then... If there's only two, does that count? Because if so, then I probably put Major League up there. Oh, those are so good! Good one. But only if you do one and two, like, what's the rules here, Morgan, number two? Can there be three at least? I would think so, yeah, because one or two is not really a series. Another great one is Rocky, because they're even...

Oh, come on the best. They're even continuing it right now with... Rocky. With Apollo Sun. Okay, let me throw another one in there then. Mission Impossible. Yes. I've never seen a Mission Impossible.

Me either. They're that good. Oh, y'all need to go back to the beginning. They're really good. And if you go back and watch the first one, it's from the 90s, right? What's crazy is, is that they're doing things. They're like, this is so futuristic. But it's the iPhone now.

I mean, our technology now is better than what they were predicting then. The movies are still really good, though. You know what's really good? Is Matt Damon? Born. Yeah. Yeah. That actually might take over for me as number one.

I didn't even think of it. This is why I don't do Jerry Duty, because I get shifted quickly. Nope, you're right. Yeah, born identity, born supremacy. The one where the dude from the Bowen Arrow Avenger? Yes. That was even good. Jason State, though?

No. His name is Jason Bourne, but Jeremy Renner. Sorry. It's close. You're just saying words at the point. That's what I was going to say, even with Matt Damon not in it, is still good. That was still good. Yeah.

Hey, what about the Takens? No. I love the first one, but I didn't think the second one was that good. Oh. How many times can you get taken? A lot. The daughter, the mom, everyone gets taken. Yeah, like, I'm probably got to watch on everybody.

The aunt gets taken. Hey, your fourth cousin just, oh. What are the odds? I got a special skill. You know the routine. I got special skills, talents. I'll get you. All right.

I'll see you in about an hour and 40 minutes, Chris. Okay, we'll have the battle. That's the movie. Yeah, that's a good question. Good one over there, Morgan number two. Thank you. I think the Born movies will win in the end for me. I've been drinking coconut water a bit more lately.

I just get tired of water. I don't like to taste of water. I guess there is no taste in water. But lunchbox loves water. Like, I'm fine without it. And I'm supposed to stay hydrated, but you stay hydrated. And then you have to pee all night. But if you dump to pee all night, you're probably not properly hydrated.

So I'm in this world of I don't even know. So I've been drinking coconut water. And it doesn't taste good, right? Coconut water tastes terrible. Oh, it doesn't? Not at first. It doesn't. It's an acquired taste that I've developed now for it,

where it's actually pretty good to me. Oh. But I wonder if it's anything like beer where it is awful at first and you just drink enough of it because you have to. And you go, well, this is not so bad. Is that what beer is? Probably. I don't know, but I crave the taste of beer.

And I can't remember the day that I didn't. Like... When you first tasted beer. Oh, you hated it. Okay. There's no chance. No one I have ever met in my life said first time that had beer. Oh, that's so good.

You like spit it out. Like, oh! Yeah, that's what I felt about coconut water. So I think I, just because I don't want to drink water all the time, I drink the stupid coconut water. And it's like, bleh. I've seen that at the store and I was thinking it maybe tastes like a snow cone or something. It doesn't. No?

Hey, think about a snow cone in your head. Okay, I'm thinking about it. Now think about what the opposite of that tastes like. Oh, okay. That's what coconut water is. Got it, got it. It's opposite of a snow cone. So there's that, and I don't drink coffee.

I was reading this story about how just smelling coffee makes you alert because what happens is that smell triggers the same thing in your brain that drinking coffee does. Because when you drink it, you smell it. So if you smell it, it feels like, oh, I must be drinking it. So it actually makes you a little more alert, just smelling coffee. I don't like to smell of coffee. I like to smell of gas, though. Oh, the gasoline?

Yeah. Do you guys like to smell of gasoline? I don't. You don't? No. Come on. I don't want to smell. The worst is if I've just showered, washed my hair, and then I have to go get gas,

and then I get in the car, and my hair smells like gasoline. Is there any smell that you smell that you like that other, you're like, oh, that's weird to other people. because I love the smell of gasoline. I just said at the gaspup. Yeah. Like I hear people complain about going to those habachi places because you come out smelling like food. I love smelling like the habachi place.

You like smelling like food. Yeah, that's interesting. I got one. Like the hookah bars? Oh, that smells so good. Flavored smoke, I guess. Flavored smoke, I guess, is what you'd call it. I like to smell that.

I like the smell of nail polish. Oh. Probably because you like painting your nails. Right? That's what I assume it would be. If you like painting your nails, you're probably like this smell associated with it. Is your daughter paint her nails yet? Do you let her do that? Yeah.

Does she like to do that? She doesn't do it herself, but I will do it for her. She's not big enough to herself? Is she 11? Yeah. I paint my own nails at 11. Come on. Oh, were you? I guess she probably could.

She doesn't ever, but I don't know that she would keep it in on her fingernail lines. It's all very new to her. But she likes red. They didn't paint nails in Haiti? Not really. I guess unless people were coming to visit the orphan and they brought fingernail polish and just did it as an activity. Is there anything that they're exposed to now where they're like, wow, this is totally weird,

but it's really, to you, it was weird to the, it was weird to them? Like they get here and you're like, oh, I didn't even think this was the thing. I'd have to think about it for a little bit. No, they've been pretty excited about anything. Nothing's weirded them out. Her getting her hair done was probably the biggest deal because they would braid her hair, but we actually put in extensions, and that's probably the one thing where she's just, like my life is made.

Do you still see people looking at you guys because you have two black children, you're two white adults, or do you not see that anymore because it's just your life? No, it still happens. Do you notice people noticing? I get people, I feel. And sometimes I'm like, am I feeling this way just because it's in the back of my head or are they really staring and wondering? And, you know, and then sometimes they'll ask, those are really your kids?

I'm like, yep, they're really fine. Yep, are you with their dad or what? Nope, no, dad's white. They think I'm clearly with a black male. Yeah. You get that. Are those really your kids or what? Yes.

What a question. I don't think I would ever ask that to anyone. No. Yeah. And maybe it's... Remember the guy that straight up asked my son, is that really your mom? He thought I had had taken him from somewhere.

Yeah, inducted a kid. Yeah. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby, Bohn. And we're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Amy said her kids were kind of freaked out by the ice machine early.

Yeah, I forgot about that one. And they're still obsessed with ice. But at the beginning, it was very much the ice came out of the refrigerator because at the orphanage they did not have ice. It's also Haiti. It's so hot. Ice is actually a really hot commodity. If you can have ice and sell ice, it's a great way to make money if you can produce ice in Haiti.

So the ice maker. And they still, they want ice and everything. Will they just eat ice? Yeah, they'll just get ice. And if I make them a cup of water with no ice or not enough ice, it's a big deal. They love the ice. I found myself, I played the emblexia, did a stand-up show at the Golden Nugget. And I found myself ordering ice water at dinner.

Oh, fancy you. I'm turning into my grandma. Why? I found myself at a casino ordering an ice water and eating wasabi peas from this big can. which is what she used to do all the time. My grandmother raised me for a long time in my life. But I don't think you need to order ice water anymore. You can just say water.

Do you ever get water without ice? No, never. I do. I feel like, no, I'm saying they don't give it to you. No, I'm saying they don't give you water with that. I think the way to do it is just water and they bring it to ice. You say, no ice water, please. I'll take it ice water, please.

I'm such a douche. I just ordered an ice water. It's pretty funny. I'll take an ice water with a straw, please. Oh. So there you go. Amy's pile now. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Hairy chested men out.

So I didn't know how many men in here shave their chest or laser off their chest or have chest hair. Well, full disclosure, since I have a deal with ideal image, I got the top part of my chest lasered off. I know Amy didn't know if I was going to say that or not. She's looking at me like, you're going to admit to it. But I do. I'm happy with that. I don't like hair anywhere. Good for you.

I hate hair. Yeah. Except my head. I got a full head of hair. Other than that, I got nothing else. I'm not worried about hair anywhere. Yeah. So no chest hair for me.

85% of men between the ages 18 to 35 now trim or wax their body hair, chest, back, legs, and more. Yeah, I did the top part of my neck back, too. I had a bunch of moles I got off, so these weird hairs were growing out. It looked like octopus arms are coming out. Yeah, I know. But they took care of that too. Chest hair. Lunchbox has all of his hair.

Oh, yeah, I got it. Look at that. Lunch's hair connects from his face down to his stomach. It doesn't end. It's basically a road all the way. down. Yeah. What else in?

Okay, so here's something cool if you love McDonald's French fries. Every Friday from now until the end of 2018, they're going to be giving away free French fries. All you have to do,

there is a catch, though. You have to download the McDonald's app and then spend only $1 and then you get the free fries. And that's every Friday for the rest of the year. But you could spend a dollar

and actually get fries, right? Yeah, so you're not really getting it for free. But you're getting something else. Yeah, you're getting something else. I mean, it is a better deal. Order a $1. If you just want it.

wanted fries, you can just go get fries for a dollar. But I got you. What else? Okay. And if it's not on Instagram, did it really happen? According to a new survey, more and more millennials are choosing their travel destinations based on how much of the trip they'll be able to post on Instagram and it look good. So like if they go to a destination and it's not very photographable or Instagramable. Instagramable is an Instagramable word. Everywhere is Instagram as you make it.

Excuse me? Instagramable as you make it. And then another thing. that millennials are choosing when it comes to their vacation destination is availability of alcohol, personal development, and chances to experience the local cuisine. Yeah, you can go anywhere for that, right? Yeah. I can go right down the street right now for that.

Speaking of local cuisine, well, I don't know if this is local, but not, it's just cuisine. But caviar, I read how the proper way to eat caviar. Do you know it's not supposed to be with a spoon? Who eats caviar? I've never had it. I don't know. Neither of I have. But I'm just telling you if you're ever put in a situation.

and you want to act like you know what you're doing. You don't eat it with a spoon or on a cracker. They say you're supposed to put it on that place on the top of your hand in between your thumb and your index finger and slurp it off your hand. Okay. I don't even know what that. No clue. All right.

There you go. You'll know how to eat it. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. The Bobby Bone Show. All right. We're going to wrap for today. You want to hear the whole show back?

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