The Bobby Bones Show - Does Bobby Make It Onto The Jury? + Will It Uber: Proposal Edition

Episode Date: July 10, 2018

Bobby highlights his jury duty experience. Lunchbox attempts to Uber an engagement ring AND tries to get the driver to propose to Morgan #2. Also, the show shares their trivial "Cry Me A River" life situations. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, we didn't do this yesterday because I was out for jury duty. So people were like, hey, first day back, you didn't do the post-show pre-go. Oh, yeah, that's right. And I'm not going to talk about Jerry Duty right now because it comes up later in the show, and I don't want to spoil that. I think that's its own moment. It's a great story. Yeah.

Yeah. So we'll leave it at that for now. We finished up today's show, and we did not get to the piemy's pile, so I wanted to do that now. Because... I know it all went so fast, and I was like, wait, what? Oh, we didn't get to the pile. But luckily, we have this. We've been having fun.

Yeah. We have fun. Step just flies by, man. Okay, over to Amy with our pile of stories. Here you go. The Babo Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So what would you say the most annoying thing?

that your coworkers do is do you have anything that comes to mine? For sure. Being late. Like Eddie being late. Yeah. My boss being late. Like, you're a problem with being late. It's annoying. Oh, your problem with me is that I have a problem with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, like, chill out.

But to be fair, I'm going to shed light on this. We've had a pretty good run here lately. Like, I notice. Knock on wood. We're all knocking that our alarms go off. Please. Yeah, no, I notice. It's not like I don't notice, and I'll only see the bad times. But yeah, that's annoying when it happens.

It hasn't in a while. I also think with Eddie, we haven't been on the road together in a long time. So it hasn't been a part of my life as much. Yeah. Because you were late all the time on the road. Oh, man. Catching airplanes. Oh, so now there's just less opportunities for him to be late, so it seems like he's doing better.

So it's a lot better or a lot worse. And it's a lot better. The numbers thing. And Amy, by the way, has completely shifted her game. Amy used to be kind of late at times. But not really late. Not late to work. I'm just in general.

But my point is Amy is like on time Tammy for sure. That's that mom life. Yeah. So I see it. I can see it. Structure. You know who's here all the time early? It's Morgan number two.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, look at her. Well, now she's the nicest and the most on time is. Oh, you're still holding on to that, huh? Yeah. She's the most pleasant. Well, I used to be the most pleasant.

Yeah, but you have an edge about you that's better. Yeah. Like an edge that'll call her out. I'm trying to be nice. Oh, boy. Just kidding, Morgan. Well, before you give me the answer, I want to be the answer. I want to say this about Morgan number two, is that I still feel like in my chest cavity here, that she's still earning her spot, like paying her dues in the room.

And she feels like part of that is she has to get here and prove to us. And I could be completely inaccurate with this, but prove to us that like she's in it and she's here to do the hard work. 12 years from now, she might be a little feisty. Yeah, what you think about that? Yeah. I think that's half true. The other half is just that I want to be everybody here so I can get a head start on all of the digital stuff. That way I'm, you know, when

Lunchbox and Eddie get in here, it gets really rowed up and then I can't do my work. Oh, wow. We're disruptive. Yeah, you just mess with her. I watch the morning videos and then he's got like a camera over a shoulder. Yeah. It's what the listeners want. Yeah. Okay, listen, Amy, the question was... Okay, so the survey was done and the most annoying thing that your

co-workers do, and in it number one is awesome gossip. Gossip? Would you say awesome gossip? Office gossip. Oh, okay. And then a lot of people find annoying when you just drop by their desks frequently throughout the day and they're trying to work and get stuff done. Probably like Morgan here trying to work and you come behind her.

And breathing heavily. I only do that when I call you guys. And then when people bring in strong smelling food for lunch. You know, and here's the thing about this room. There's not a lot of gossip here. I would say there's almost none. No, the only gossip is when we send you a note on someone else. Yeah, that's for a bit though.

Yeah. Like there really isn't, and I'm going to give the room and even my self-credit on this one, because I don't put you in this room unless you can be a part of this room, meaning you can't be the bad part. You just get kicked out. So nobody here, there's not that problem. So lunchbox tells on people a lot for the air, because he wants on air. Yeah. So he'll be like, let me tell you what Eddie's doing.

That's annoying. My wife told me the Eddie's wife said. And again, I don't think he would do that. If it was just gossip, because he's not just telling me to gossip. He's telling me because he wants it over the area. Right, right. Yeah. I want Front Street.

What else, same? So yesterday I saw a study saying that wearing a tie cuts off the blood flow to your brain, guys. So that's not good for you. What about belts? Well, no, I don't know. Just make sure your tie is not tied too tight because that could be major. But really, so today I saw another story for women about bras giving women headaches, and they don't even realize that's what's causing it.

78% of women in the world are wearing the wrong size bra. And if you're one of them, it can add stress to your shoulders, which leads to the back neck and headache pains. So it all could be that you just need to go get fitted for a proper bra. Or just get rid of them. Yeah, get rid of them. That's what I was going to say. No more bras.

You guys are so perfect. I was honest to God, that didn't even pop into my head to even say or to think. Sometimes I'll think things and go, well, there's this barrier in my mouth that should not. because we all think, think we shouldn't say. That didn't even, the spider didn't even crawl up my neck. Really? I thought that was the point of the story. Me too.

No. I said they're wearing the wrong side. We're passionate about this. This is weird. All right, what else? Okay. I don't know why I thought of you, Bobby, when I read this, but it sounds like something you would be into.

So there's a type of school called the Sudbury School and it's a complete democracy within the school. The students and the staff are equal and they vote on things like curriculum, budget, hiring, and firing, and there's 40 of these schools in America. I think it's fascinating if I can be the president of that, though. If I have the chance to be voted to the president, I think we don't have a pure democracy in America. That's not what we are.

We have a republic, which is we vote on people to make the decisions. We don't vote on every decision. Yeah. Like a pure democracy is voting on all the decisions. Yeah, it's crazy that the kids, but I mean, I think it makes them more care about what they're doing and everybody, I don't know, I'm sure there are bunch of smart people. But it's really interesting. There are also people who are making decisions too.

It's probably the deep state of that place. Like secretly pulling the string. Are you caught up on Handmaid's Tale? No, I haven't watched any season too. Because I don't have access to it. You don't have Hulu? I'll gift it to you. You need it.

But it doesn't just have that one show? I mean, you can watch. I watch This Is Us on Hulu. Like as soon as, so Hulu, as soon as something airs on ABC, NBC, B'B, U.S.A, whatever. Like right after. You also watch Blah, C? That's a good network.

Whatever. Great shows. I thought I was the only one. No, as soon as it airs on the TV, it'll load up onto Hulu so you can watch it any time and you don't have to go like download it. You don't have to DVR it. You just, but then Handmaid's Tell is the Hulu's original and if nobody's watching it. Man, I just caught up and, whoa. Yeah, I wanted to wait for it to be done and then be uploaded on iTunes.

So you can binge it. Yeah. I can respect that. So I will watch it now. Maybe I'll use your account. If I pay you, see, I don't like doing the. steal the account thing. Oh.

Like I feel a little dirty about that because that's intellectual property. As someone who produces property, like music, comedy, it's easy to just steal. Yeah. And so I feel like this is a bad example for me if I also steal it

as I'm also putting it out there. Like you could take a book, my book, a digital... Well, when I said I'd gift it to you, I meant I was going to give you like a Hulu gift card. That'd be great. Or could I... Or I gifted to you on your account

and then pay for the amount of days I used it. No. That's like, I thought you just said... I'm still paying for it. You're paying me for my, then I'm making money. I'm already spending that money anyways. Okay, well, I'll take a gift card.

One of my friends for Christmas last year gave me a year of Netflix for a Christmas present. It was the greatest gift ever. It's a little disappointing when you go, oh, this is what it is. But then you go, oh, this is actually great. I can use this. And then when it expires, you got to go reenter your card info? You just set up for, yeah, but you were going to do that anyway.

Okay, true. But you got a year free? That is a great idea. Oh, it was a great gift. Yeah. And so, yeah, it was good. And gift cards are kind of boring because you're like, oh, a gift card, I'm never going to use all this.

That's where they get you in the gift card game because you don't use it. Either you don't use it at all or you don't use all of it for the most part. Or you just end up going to wherever the gift card's from and then you buy something else. And then you buy more than the gift card. It's always, the gift card game gets you. I get us. I'm trying to explain to my daughter how gift cards work because anytime we're at the checkout line, like we were at Whole Foods and they had Whole Foods gift cards like sitting in the checkout line.

and she grabbed it and wanted to like swipe it. She thinks like there's money on it all the way. And then she was like, I said, well, there's not money on them. So then she just thought she could take them because there's no money on them. And then she's like, put money on it. She doesn't understand where it comes from. I'm sure this is all kids. It's not just like a foreign thing, but it's exhausting.

I think it's lunchbox too. Yeah. He just understand how gift cards work. It does have money on it when it's sitting there. No, no, not yet. The cashier, you have to tell the cashier how much money to put on it. pay for it. When they're sitting there to be bought, they're empty.

I don't know. I don't know about that. They don't. No, they don't. Even if it's $25 on it, there's not $25 in it yet. You have to activate it,

pay for it. You have to pay it, yeah. If you guys say so. We do say so. Because if it says $25 on there, if I went to the store, if you stole it, it, it wouldn't have $25 on it.

Yeah, someone has to make a transaction. Right. And then you could buy it for $25 and then go, you know what, make it 50, and they could put another $20. Oh, immediately. They could put 10 on it more. Whatever.

Ah, man, you guys, I don't know if you guys are 100% correct on that. All right. Well, regardless. Is that it, Amherne? Oh, were you doing my pile? That was your pile. That was your pile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my pile.

There you go. There's Amy's Pile. By the way, top five songs. Morgan Evans and number five, kiss somebody. It's a good song. You like it? Yeah, I do. I'm a good dude, too.

Number four, coming home, Keith Urban. I like this one, too. This one's a jam. That's a turn-it-up song. You see him on Twitter doing this on piano? Pretty good. Just him in a piano. Remember when he called us when I was playing piano with one hand?

Yeah. I was Jack, you were Diane, from Jake Owen, at three. Kenny Chesney at two. Get along. And Dan and Chea tequila at number one. There you go. How's everybody feel about that? Pretty good.

I love that. He's a good Panicolada Day. I don't normally get into what day it is. Oh. But you love a good virgin piniacalada.

I do. Would I like an alcohol peanut collata? Sure. My point is the taste of it. Yeah, because rum is like... You don't even really taste it in the Pinacolada.

Yeah. That's not true. If you're used to just drinking virgins... I do. That's all I do. I'm all about the virgines. Okay. I feel like he could handle rum.

Yeah. Like you'd like a Pinia colada over a margarita. Today's National Pinacolada Day, it's a sweet rum-based cocktail. I've been hitting hard the Charlie Temples over the past week.

Was that a cherry coat? Uh-uh. Yeah, what is? It's grenadine, like cherry-grinidine and it's Sprider 7-Up. Oh, okay, okay. And so I've kind of just

kind of thrown the diet out the window for a bit. I can get put on a little weight right now. I'm not doing anything. And so I've been having, I think I've had five of them in the past five days, actually. How? How?

Oh, wow. I know. But here's the thing, people laugh at you and think you're kidding when you order one. Oh, no. Because I was in New York and I was having some eating before I went to that play. And I was like, I'll have a Shirley Temple.

And they were like. That's funny. What do you want, man? Never really want. Then I asked for one. I went to the soccer game. And there was a bar and I said, I have a Shirley Temple. And she goes, dirty Shirley Temple?

And I was like, that sounds weird. It's the Charlie Temple with like vodka or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I not just have a Shirley Temple? Yeah. Come on.

And then last night at the event I went to the song thing. them. I had a Shirley Temple. You're going all over town ordering Shirley temples. Look at you. Mr. Shirley Temple, everybody. There he is. There he is. And so the waitress thinks it's so funny that I've ordered two Shirley Temples. She brings me a craft.

A croft? What do they put the wine in? Winecraft? Yeah, right, a craft. A craft of Shirley Temple. Oh, wow. Pour into my drink. Oh, oh, like one of those big, like a jar. Like a big jar, like fancy jar thing. She thought it was so funny. I was drinking Charlie Temple. Okay. Yeah,

KRAF, C-A-F-E. C-A-F-E. Oh, crap. Okay, I don't know. You call it craft? I don't know. I did too just off the top of my head, but then I was like,

well, I think it's like carafe, like giraffe. Hmm. But no. I think it's time they start changing those names, like from Shirley Temple, Roy Rogers and.

Why? Like, because those people are old. Like they should rename those. Arnold Palmer. Arnold Palmer. He made. Yeah. He got iced tea and lemonade.

You just want to hop in and take the name? Yeah, like the Bobby Bones. Of course, Eddie wants to steal other people's over. Oh, come on. Just saying, we've got to move with the time. Wow, wow, wow. Amy with us. Hey, a little edge there.

Thanks, Amy. You know who wouldn't have thrown that shot? It's Morgan number two. No. She's pleasant, but Amy, that's funny. I like that. I like pleasant better. Look at that.

You do? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that's a rap city. We're going to start the show now. Anything else? Amy, what would you like to say? Man, I just hope everyone has a great day.

There you go. me too when you say rap city are you is that a play on words like rap city and then rap city no rap city it's not like bohemian rap city no not see that always confused me rap city man okay i was like rhapsody ever confused by that don't know what that means uh lunchbox any you want to say what is eroy rogers that he mentioned that i don't know what that is cherry coer's i don't know because he said that's an old person it is a drink i just don't know what it is people order it. Any thing you want to say?

No, that was it. Just Rhapsody. It's made with cola and grenadine syrup. That's why I drink in Charlie Temple. Garnished with Marasino cherry. So basically, it's a Charlie Temple without the 7-Up, but it's a Coke. Oh. A cola even, depending on.

Oh, Roy Rogers made that one up. Cola. Okay, well, there we go. Are you? Did you say anything that I want to say? I don't think so. I think I'm pretty good. I think I'm pretty good.

John Daly even has a drink. Yeah. The John Daley? What is it? It's crazy. Is it like all golfers? Let me say you can, if you're not a big book reader, you can listen to the audio book in my book. People are listening to the audio book now, fail until you don't.

You can sound like Audible or iTunes. That's up there. A listener on my flight last night told me that she saw your book at the airport. And she almost bought it. Oh, well, good for her. We should almost give her a shout out. She said she had a five-hour delay in Austin. She thought about it hard for five hours.

She thought about it. But she already had three books with her. So she thought she would wait. But she said those books interest her, and she is very curious. And she probably will end up getting it. Almost probably. It's how I live my life. You know what's crazy is I had a bunch of people come up to me last night?

It's the thing go like, I've read your books. That's a weird thing to me. That's a lot of time they've invested. A lot. Oh, yeah. That's different than I hear your song. I like your song. I know.

I read people's books, and if I really like the book, I love them. Yeah. Because I invested all this time into their message or their words or their story they've created.

And so it's kind of cool. I'll be honest with you. Last night, a few people come from said, I've read both of your books or I'm in the middle of your second book. And I'm just like, wow. Because I know how I feel if I read someone's book.

And I read it all. I'm like, man. or if I listen to someone's podcast, I feel like I know them. The whole podcast thing's put me on to this because I don't get me. I don't get it. I don't get the success.

I don't get my success. I don't see what it is that is this all. I get the work ethic part of it, but I don't understand the appeal of me. So it's weird to, like, I don't know why people, like me. Yeah.

And my people come and, like 2,000 people come and watch me do jokes or tell stories. Like, what is it? That's, to me, that's crazy because I don't get it. There's not something I'm trying to put out there as a, this is my thing. Uh-huh. Because I'm odd and awkward and a bit complicated. But I listen to these podcasts and I start to go, oh, I'm really, I feel like close to this person.

They don't even know who I am. Right. And so I have this and I go, oh, I wonder if this is how people felt toward us. it's really put me on to a different thing. Yeah, it's a good way to, example. It's a good example. Because I, you know, how we listen to other things. Yeah, because I don't listen to the other radio shows, really.

I listen to, like, Howard Stern. I'm a big fan of that show. I listen to anything else. You listen to podcasts? Oh, yeah, a lot of podcasts. Yeah. But I'm talking about, like, radio radio. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I'll listen to Breakfast Club. Yeah. I'll watch their YouTube videos more than I listen to them, though, because their whole show is pretty entertaining oh yeah yeah it's full of exact opposite of our show but I think though that because I watch those on YouTube

that's still listening I would think right I mean it's consuming yeah it's consuming the show but I listen to these podcasts and like that stuff you should know those guys have no idea who I am I love those I listen to that one

or like yeah Guy Raz and how I built this yeah it's good like if I ever meet guy I'd be like what up You're good. I spent like 30 minutes listening to them talking about Sherpas. Yeah, dude, the whale thing? The unicorn? No, well, that was that one too.

But Sherpas are the guys that live in the Tibetan mountain range. Oh, never mind. 30 minutes. And I was like, wow, I was into this. Yeah, and you can find your things. Yes. Okay, well, we got to go. Thank you very much.

And today's show starts now. And the way we go. Tuesday, Tuesday. Na, nah, na, na, na, na, na, na. Morning studio. Morning. Morning. Morning.

Morning. So the question is, Amy, who's the last person you had a deep conversation with? My sister. Yeah? Yeah. They said, do you want to know what it was about? I wasn't going to go digging. If you wanted to volunteer it, I was going to accept it.

I don't. I think we were, well, first of all, well, we've, I mean, it's, it's, pertaining to our family, but we lost our mom, like, almost four years ago. And I guess we left some of the stuff in her attic, which we sold her house, but left some stuff up there and who we sold it to is already selling it again. So we had, they were like, hey, FYI, there's some stuff in the attic. So we had to go over there and clean it out. And it just dug up a tons of old memories. And we sat up in the attic, like, sweating like crazy, just having really deep talks about our childhood and what we remember and our mom because we were finding all kinds of things.

Yeah. It was cool. You know, I have a Bible that you gave me, your sister gave me, that I still keep in my place that I really, that I really love. You know about that Bible? Well, was it my sister or my mom? Well, your sister is the one who gave it to me. Oh, okay. Like, who physically handed it to me.

But I believe it was your mom's. Okay. Do you know about that or no? I mean, I do. I remember it was a long time ago, though, huh? It was, but I keep it. I see it all the time. Yeah.

That's awesome. That's special. Who's the last person You had a deep conversation With lunchbox? My dad Really? Yeah, because I saw my dad

And I was We sat down and we were like Man, the next time you see me I will be a dad I will be in the same shoes That you were When you were having your first child And so we just kind of talked about it

And the feelings And the emotions and all that And that was the last person I had a heart to heart with Our video producer Eddie Probably our friend Amad I talked to him last week About just man

We get deep into some God stuff and we go hard at that for like a good two hours sometimes on the phone. What about you, Bones? Well, probably Brett Eldridge. Oh, yeah, on the Bobbycast. Well, we've kind of struck up a friendship since that. Okay. Brett Eldridge is the singer to song here.

But, yeah, like, Brett and I are very similar. Yeah, odd. But similar. So the Bobbycast was just kind of the surfaced. I think that's, I don't know about the surface, but it was, yeah. Well, that ignited it. Yeah. Yeah, I think you spend time with somebody, you start to see similarities, glaring similarities.

But, like, we've been sharing shows and stuff. I don't want to talk too much about it. But, yes, probably Brett Eldridge. I think we're just two dudes trying to find our place. That's good. I'm glad you, I want you to find more people to open up to. Most people say it's their significant other. So for me, it's Brett Eldridge.

And no one else talked about their significant other. Experts say that's the key to happy life is having deep conversations. They also add more meaning and purpose to your life. So there you go. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. You know who Gal Godot is, Sam? I don't.

She plays Wonder Woman. Oh, yeah. Okay, now I do. Yeah, she stopped by a children's hospital in Falls Church, Virginia, in her full Wonder Woman costume. I love it. Yeah, I know, right? And the real Wonder Woman, too. Like, first of all, it's cool if just anybody goes behind a Wonder Woman costume.

Listen, if Ray Mundo went buying a Wonder Woman costume for the kids, I'd be like, hey, that's cool. But the real Wonder Woman? The current Wonder Woman sequel is currently being filmed in Virginia. I believe it's called Wonder Woman 1984. Is that right, Mike D? He knows. What happened then? You know, times were different. They were changing the Cold War.

Yeah. I have no idea, dude. But anyway, shout out to Galgado for doing that. There's I see you. Over to Mundo with the news. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ramundo in Thailand.

They continue to rescue those boys out of that flooded cave. They hope to have everybody out today. In weather news, Tropical Storm Chris is expected to strengthen to a hurricane, but it's going to remain off the East Coast, which is good news. It's just going to bring high surf and rip currents. And finally, Starbucks announced they're phasing out plastic straws because they can harm marine life. They're going to start making a strawless lid. I was reading last night.

that it was Fred Savage's birthday yesterday last night. Oh, wow. Remember Fred Savage? 42 years old. He was the Wonder Years. Kevin Arnold? Yeah. Wow. What'd what you do if I sang? Hey, Morgan number two, you're 24. Do you know this show? The Wonder Years?

No, I don't. Oh, Morgan number two, it's on Netflix. You don't know winning? Watch it. I don't know that it holds up. Oh, bones. It was in the 60s. It didn't hold up for us. It was still shot with the sensibilities of the 90s of 2000s. Oh, man. It was really good for us. I don't know if you'd like it now.

Do you know what it is? No, I mean, it sounds familiar, but not like super. Well, so, okay. That's tough. She doesn't even know what it is. I know. That's crazy. Time marches on, though.

Okay, so I will give you a TV show theme song and see if you can name the show. Everybody can play this game here. All five of you can play. If you miss it, you're out. Hey, Morgan number two, you'll go first. 24 years old. Okay.

Ready? Yep. You don't have to write it down. You can just say it. Ready? Okay. Making your way in the world. You ever heard this before?

Yeah, I have. Bank commercial? The other one that runs? Yeah. What TV shows is Morgan number two? Oh, happy days? No. So close.

No. It's cheers. Oh, okay. To be fair, I'm a TV nerd, but to be fair, that was even for me. Yeah. That's old. Okay. Missed that.

All right. You're out. You've been eliminated. Okay. That was quick, Morgan. Yeah. Amy. Ready?

Ready. Name this TV show. What you got? That 70s show? There you go. Wisconsin! Lunchbox. Yeah.

Name this show. Oh, it's the office. There you go. Nice work. Eddie? Okay. Name this one. They're going to be one of two things.

I'm going to go with Family Matters. Come on, come on. That's the Skylight. That's the Chicago Skyline. Oh, my goodness. Oh, dude. That's so close. Man, that was close.

Yeah, I know. I was worried for you. Amy? Yeah. Name this one right here. Exactly. Go ahead. Okay.

Full House. There you go. Lunchbox. Yeah. Name this one. Slide bell. There's only one more, Eddie. If you get this...

I win. Well, there's one tiebreaker. Oh. Okay. Eddie, you got to get this one, though. Let's do... Come on. Don't pick the hard one.

No. I mean, there's two and they're super easy. You're going to get it because they got super easy ones here. That's all you get. Save by the bell? Okay. All right, all right. All right.

This last one here, we are going... Yell your name. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Amy, ready? Yeah. Yow your name if you know it. Three, two, and.

Let's go on. Oh, man. Lunchbox. That's the Annie Griffith Show. There you go. My favorite thing is Amy doesn't even yell her name. She just goes, oh, man. Because he be me.

All right, there we go. Good morning, everybody. That's fun, huh? Fred Savage is 42. You don't even, Fred Savage was never like your crush, not? Because he's old. No. Do you remember Boy Meets World?

Yeah, I do know that. That's his little brother. Okay. Ben Savage. That's my thing. That's right. Ben Savage was also in Little Monsters. Oh.

The Monster under the bed? Okay. Yeah. We're going down a wormhole. All right. Yeah. Am you good? Yeah.

All right. There we go. It's a Bobby Bone show. Hey, before we went away last week, Ray Mundo, our producer, was putting his truck up on Craigslist. Hey, what did he ad say? I saw people talking about it. Anybody see his ad?

What did you put in your ad? It was basically just what a, It is. Murdered-out Trailblazer, 2005. And then once you open up the ad, I could say stuff like if you're a family person, you can put a crap ton of groceries in it. And then some other random stuff. If you're a guy, you can put your golf clubs in it, taking great care of it.

There's some small imperfections. It's a great running vehicle. Improfections. I mean, this thing's been running the ground. A little bit of heat damage on the hood. And then also when I backed into that parking garage, other than that, things fine. How many miles? 100.

We're right around 150,000. And how much were you asking for it? I was asking for $4.99, so right around $5,000. You don't want to hit that total $5. Want to make them, you know, still see that four. It's just a perfect marketing thing. And so did anyone hit you back on Craigslist? Yeah, I got blown up.

A lot of fans of the show joking around. Some people were very, very serious buyers, which is awesome. What were the jokes that listeners will hit you with? Hey, man, this is a piece of crap. Talk to you later. See you on Monday. I mean, just like stuff like that. Oh, they're rude to you at nights vacation. See you on Monday.

Nice racing stripe. That's not a racing stripe. idiot. And then they're like, this isn't really murdered out. Does that mean you've murdered somebody? It was just like dumb stuff. I'm like, guys, please be serious only. Were you getting bullied? No, not really. It was funny. I commented to everybody. It was like, ha, ha, funny, have a great day. Only serious

bidders. Did you get into any real bid with anyone? Yes, yes. I got some people throwing at 3,000s at me. Wow. I want to try me in the middle with four, so still working on that one. It says, I murdered out the entire car with the tent. It's perfect for states with a lot of sun. Texas, Florida, California, Nebraska,

Hawaii, Arizona, Nevada. He actually lists all this name that it'd be perfect for. Also, I include a picture of the 6-inch racing stripe. It's pretty savage. I get compliments about it all the time. If you're interested, just hit reply. I'll email back. Ray Mundo. There you go. So, are you going to go three? Do not want to go three. Want to go hiring that. So still negotiating. What's your last? What's your last 35? No, I need the four. I want the four. So I'm still talking to the people and they're, you know, they're kind of, you know, stalling a little bit, but I want to get to that middle mark. Can we put this on our website?

This link? Yeah, we can. Okay, Morgan number two is going to put it up. Bobby Bones.com. Good luck, my friend. Thank you. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. A cruise ship worker fell overboard and spent 22 hours in the water until another cruise ship spotted him. Wow. And he had nothing to hold on to, so that means he was legit treading water for 22 hours. And he was rescued, and he's going to be fine. And so luckily another cruise ship came along and saw him.

Because they had sent helicopters. Like, do you yell the whole time or do you go, I don't want to yell because that's too much energy? And if you fell over, either you probably have too much to drink and then are you swimming? Does it sober you up immediately? Did someone push you? Are you angry? There are all these things. And then at what point do you go, I just don't think I'm going to make it?

22 hours. And then another boat saw him? Yeah. That's like an ant. It's like an end of water. Rescue helicopters. and all kinds of things had gone out to search for him with no luck. And then a boat passing by was like, well, wait a second.

Wow. I see that person. Do we know anything fishy about this? Uh-uh. I don't know how he went overboard. I got lots of questions. This needs to be one of those docu-series. I'm really into those right now.

Okay, thank you, Amy. I'm glad he's safe, though. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Indiana. A 42-year-old man had a great husband. idea to steal a whole trailer full of goods from Walmart. He went, hooked it up,

stole it, got it to his house, emptied it and he's like, man, what am I going to do with this trailer? Oh, he still had the trailer. So he just parked it out front thinking no one would notice. Cops show up and they go in his house and he has the whole house full of goods from Walmart. I wonder what kind of goods? Oh, we're talking

candles. We're talking DVD. Those Yankee candles? I mean, anything and everything that they had on the trailer was in the house. He had used to forklifts and everything to unload the whole trailer. I got the whole Doogie Houser box set Wow I'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day

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Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go. You want to play Who Has Done More Jail Time, the game? Oh, yeah. Okay. There's the people in the room? No. Oh, okay.

I'd never been to jail. Me either. You ever been putting for anything? Nope, no, knock on wood. Lunchbox? You haven't? I've been. I'm the winner on that one.

For what? For jail time. Oh, you mean from the radio show when you got put in jail? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lunchbox robbed a store on the year. But not really, but yeah, the whole thing. Yeah. So O.J. Simpson turned 71.

Oh. So here, which celebrity had more jail time? That's funny. Amy. Yeah. Tim Allen or Martha Stewart? Martha Stewart. What do you think, lunchbox?

Tim Allen or Martha Stewart. Tim Allen. Eddie? Martha Stewart. So the answer is Tim Allen. What? He was in jail? He served two years and four months for drug trafficking.

What? In 1978. Tim the Toolman Taylor went to jail? Like for hardcore drugs too. Hardcore. Hardcore. Really? I thought that was a trick question.

Like he never went. He spent no time in jail. What? Yeah. Tim Allen served two years and four months for drug trafficking. Okay. Who served? I'm like, okay.

He's mind-blown right now. I'm shocked right now. Look up his mugshot. He's got a mustache. Okay, yeah, I will. Like, who do you work for? I don't know, Amy. El Chapo?

Oh my goodness. Pablo. Amy, lunchbox, Eddie. Yeah. Who served more jail time? Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan? Oh, boy, they've both been a lot. Really?

Yeah. Amy? Lindsey Lohan. Lunchbox? Lohan. Eddie? Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan served 14 days for missing several mandatory classes.

Paris Hilton served three days only. What did Paris Hilton do? I don't know. All sorts of stuff. I cares. I haven't thought about her. D-Y? No, I don't either.

All right. Next up. John Mayer or Paul McCartney? Who has spent more time in jail? Interesting. John Mayer or Paul McCartney. Amy? I didn't know either one went, but I'll go Paul McCartney.

Paul McCartney's older. He's been more. Yeah, Paul McCartney. They did a lot of drugs back in the day. Paul McCartney served 10 days for possession of the wacky weed in 1980, as the kids called. What's the wacky weed? The wacky weed. You know what it is.

The mayor. Amirajuana? Oh. John Mayer only spent a few hours in jail for speeding. So the answer is Paul McCartney. Oh. Sean Penn or Robert Downey Jr. Oh.

Oh, I'm in. Yeah, I know this one. All right. Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr.? Yeah. Sean Penn. Eddie?

Robert Downy Jr. Robert Downy Jr. he served one year for missing a drug test while on probation. He's the winner. Sean Pence served 33 days for assaulting a photographer. But Robert Downey Jr. served a whole year in jail. Wow.

Iron Man was in jail for a year. In the pokey. I wonder what that was like for him. The pokey. Kid rock or Justin Beaver. Oh, this is tricky. Kid Rock or Justin Bieber. Okay, okay, okay.

Justin Bieber. The Bebs. Kid Rock. Kid Rock. Although Bieber had several runs with the law, only arrested once and spent one day. Kid Rocks had multiple arrests. That's a boy. Don't look up to them.

These are our heroes. Man. Yeah, same. I'd watch that documentary, like, celebrities that went to jail. I'm sure you can find it on TV. I'd like to have the documentary in jail. Yeah. Like, I know.

Locked up celebrity. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to cry you a river right here. Having an air conditioner in, like, five days. And I wake up. I'm just sweaty and gross. Not like it's hot outside or anything.

Well, champagne problems, I guess, that I have air conditioning. Exactly. You know? I know. I get it a few weeks ago. I didn't have air conditioning, and it was pretty awful. But my kids were like, this is amazing. And I think about how they're from Haiti where they have no air conditioning.

And we're blessed, you know. But I haven't had for five days. I know. And I didn't complain about it yesterday. But day five, you're allowed. I woke up this morning and I was like, what's happening? Like, I bought this brand new fan. And it's blown in my face.

and I wake up with like a runny nose because the fan. I'm feeling like, bleh. There it is. That's my Cryming and River segment for the day. But I acknowledge it. I was listening to commercials this morning and added up. I hear Morgan No. 2 doing a commercial for Swab. Is that right?

Yeah. And everybody's so forthcoming in their commercials. I think Morgan No. 2 is like, let me just be honest. It's no secret. My hair is so frizzy. I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret. I was like, what a secret? What is the secret?

Exactly, right? Tell me more. I'm listening to the commercial going, huh? By the way, this is not a commercial. This is me commentating on a commercial. This is Morgan number two. I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret. I have super frizzy hair.

What? I didn't know that about you. Who? No. It drives me crazy, especially when I curl it. Wait, is that a really thing? You don't get crazy? I do have really frizzy curly hair.

I thought that I had done everything to control. Roll it until I tried suave, almond and shay butter, shampoo, and I was in. It was 26 minutes in this commercial? And I was like, you know tell me a secret? And then I learned about her. And then I have a new respect for your hair. Look at that. And then the lunchbox comes on.

Oh. And he's doing a commercial for Planet Fitness. And he's like, hey, let me be honest here. And let's be honest. I'm saying. Our commercials are so, like, you just listen to the commercials. All the secrets come out. And let's be honest.

I don't lift that many weights. There it is. That's true. I'm here for Planet Fitness. You should. Let me be honest. Don't do the bench press. Not that you shouldn't.

And let's be honest. I don't lift that many weights. I'm not that good. I'm not that strong. Okay. And that's the carol commercial. Goodbye, everybody. That's it.

And it's intimidating when you hear people going, ru, not at Planet Fitness. They got the love. There is. Wow. So I'm listening to these commercials, feeling like I'm learning about them.

Who knew? All the keys. I didn't know. Watchbox got intimidated by anything. He's like, We're just being honest. Listen, let me be honest. I don't even look at weights.

I'll go right to the smoothie bar. I don't pick anything up. Well, look at you too. Doing all the commercials and doing a good job. And, you know, I just want, tell me your secrets. I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret.

Oh, wow. You should do all your commercials like that and tell us a secret every time. Yeah. Okay, I can do that. All right, there they are. Morgan number two in lunchbox with the commercials. I was listening this morning.

I'm just enjoying it. Laughing a little bit. I got a jury duty story coming up. No, I can't wait. Next. You know, you guys don't know what happened. Nope. I was exhausted.

Yesterday, I had to call Amy and kind of dec- I'm supposed to talk about the case, by the way. But, well, I just had to talk to somebody. Okay. So I had jury duty. Have had, whatever the whole thing is. Well, next, I got a story, okay? Story number one of the day now.

Bobby Jones. No. Bones. Kelsey in Missouri, what's happening? Hi, first-time caller. Thank you very much. At Crimee River, what's the deal? All right.

Our city, Cover Missouri has a city ordinance where you're only allowed to shoot off fireworks on the 4th of July, and it so happened to be in the middle of the week this year. Well, everybody decided to shoot off fireworks. I live in a subdivision. It's humongous fireworks, shooting debris everywhere all over house of cars, yards.

By two small children. So it's really a big nuisance. And then when I complained about it on our Facebook page, people were just like, wham, wah, wah. That's funny. That's funny. Hey, cry me a river. Come on.

That's good. That's funny you went to the Facebook page, though, huh? Yeah, a lot of people do that is how we communicate in the community because it is so small. But a lot of people were like, well, half of us had to work, and we couldn't, you know, we couldn't do it throughout the week or we travel. We can only do it. I'm like, I understand that. But, like, the city ordinance days, and I have small children and animals going crazy and not sleep until midnight.

So, like, this mom has been tired all week. Yeah, Kelsey, cry me around her. Thank you. Thank you, Kelsey. My bye. Amanda and Iowa, what's going on? Okay, so at the beginning of the month, my husband hit a deer in his car, which our deer are the size of cows. The next week, we went and purchased a new-to-us car.

we had it a half hour and an older lady pulled out in front of another car which he turned hit us and wrecked our new car and we still don't have it back yet yeah no that's a little more than crying around yeah that's like oh dude sorry about that that's like my heart goes out to you a little bit that's like way worse than your hot water went out yeah mine's like guys uh my my t-shirt sleeves a little too long today that's like oh come on that stinks oh i'll hit it for you anyway Yeah, it was pretty awful. So we go on vacation next week, and hopefully we have our vehicle back because that's the vehicle we're taking to drive to our vacation. Well, thank you for calling.

We've got to get the rules of this segment down. Yeah, yeah. It has to be, hey, Hillary, our phone screener. It has to be kind of trivial. Like, that was like a real thing. Yeah. Like last night, I legit had issues logging into my Netflix, and it was frustrating. Hey, copy a river.

That's it, copy a river. Lunchbox? Last night, Becca was about to go on her third one-on-one. day to the evening. They go to commercial. It's like where she takes one guy and it's one on. Oh, the Bachelorette. Yeah, the Bachelorette. And they go, we'll be back out of the commercial. And then Donald Trump comes on for something and I don't get to see the end of the Bachelorette. Some something. He announced the newest number for the Supreme Court, which is the only of the executive branches that can't be weighed. But there you go.

It's a pretty big, it's a pretty large news story. Yeah, I know because now I don't know who got the rose and who didn't. You can Google that, huh? Oh, it's so hard. All right, find me a remember. Okay, well, we've never done this segment. It wasn't even planned as a segment. Eddie, do you have anything or now?

No, I don't really. I mean, I just fixed two toilets in my house, and that's really crummy. Why, what happened at the toilet? They're broken. Who broke them? I guess me. How'd you fix them? I had to replace them.

Pay $1,000 for two toilets. Oh, I thought that you physically fixed them yourself. Oh, you didn't fix anything. No, I'm not fixing anything. Yeah. Is that Crimey River? Yeah. I thought so.

That's a lot of money. Yeah, I know. Two toilets. Toilets, refrigerators, dishwashers? Yeah. Who needs them? You know what? Nice.

Who needs them? I'm going to get one more Crimey River on. Randall and Virginia. What's up, buddy? Oh, not much. I just had something to complain about. Yeah, please. What is your crimey river?

Sure. So I went to the store yesterday, and I bought three pre-washed, pre-shrunken t-shirts, and I washed them, according to the label instructions, and sure enough, they don't fit today. Oh, come here, river! Yeah, so that's the worst. Is it the worst? That's the point of the segment.

When you buy something and you wash it and it ruins it. Randall, how's your day going other than that? Not too bad. I actually have the day off and work, so I'm enjoying myself. How did you land that on a Tuesday morning? I work in a critical care, so my schedule kind of rotates. Oh, okay. What do you think about that?

Because with me, I never really have the same schedule all the time. What happens is I do these radio shows and I go on the road and do comedy shows and my hours are always changing. So there's never a consistent, like, schedule for me. How do you feel about that with you always rotating? It's kind of rough. The transition from days to nights back to days can be pretty brutal at times. Yeah, amen. I'm waking up at three on weekdays and going to bed at 1 a.m. on weekends.

Randall and I hear like two peas in a pod. Hey, crime your over. Sounds pretty great. Hey, Randall, thanks for calling, buddy. All right, take care, guys. It's true. He got me with that one, Aang River is true. Hey, so I had jury duty yesterday,

and first time I've ever been called for jury duty, and here I go, I show up, and it's like, here we go. It's crazy because you walk in this room, and I'm thinking there's going to be like 15 people. They're like 300. Really? It was a whole, like, auditorium room.

That many people? Yeah. Wow. And I guess they do it on a Monday, And they just call everybody at once and you get stuck all week or two weeks or three days. And so the real part I got to save. There's some stuff I can't talk about yet. Like the case?

Well, I need to Google what I can talk about. Yeah, Google. Because Google is accurate. Well, okay, Wikipedia. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I trust that. So I'm walking into the courtroom yesterday. And I parked my Jeep and there's no parking, obviously, anywhere.

And so I parked my Jeep and I have to go up like five stories. and there's a line outside the building and I'm walking in and I'm like, oh man, I'll be late to jury duty I'm for sure going to jail. I'm never late anywhere. I'm late. You know, they're reading my rights

and that's it. It shows over. And so I go in and there's just a bunch of us standing together. And this guy goes, and by the way, I'm the least dressed of everyone there. I remember when jeans and probably there was some video supposed to watch before you go. Really?

Yeah, that gives you like, directions on what to wear and etiquette. And you didn't watch it? I'm wearing tennis shoes and jeans. I got like a Mickey Mouse t-shirt on with like a little button over the top. And so I'm hanging out and I'm like, man, I'm way underdressed. I can tell. There are people looking at me a little bit.

And so this guy goes, hey man, you're going in? It's like, yeah. I go first time here? He's like, yeah. Is it you first time here? He's like, no, no, no. So I'm here every month. And I'm like, man, this guy loves his majority duty.

Like, how do you get it every month? Oh, man. And he goes, no, I have to check in every month. I said, why? What happened? He goes, I stab somebody. Oh, my gosh. You were on the wrong line.

Eddie, I was with the criminals. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. So they're like doing their, yeah. They were going to the jail part where they have to go talk to the jail people. And you had the, you had the, what are you in for conversation? I was in the wrong line, wrong part of the building. And I was like, stab someone.

Interesting. So I, like, took a step to the left and said, hey, where am I supposed to be? And they're like, for what? Joe, do they're like, oh, they laughed at me too. They're like, oh, not here. You're like, you come here once a week? I'm like, once a month? What do you do here once a month?

You didn't know that was a thing. And he was like, yeah, stab someone. Man. They look interesting. All right. Good to meet you. Nice talking. So eventually you found your people?

Obviously. Eventually. Yeah. I went to like a backpack and there's metal detectors and I didn't bring a book. Thank goodness. And everybody's reading books. And it was the whole... I probably said that in the video.

Bring a book. You could be sitting here for a while. I told you that. I will say this, though, because I'm being told I can talk about it in about 20 minutes. I'm going to find the rule going to talk about. Because I got put on a hardcore case. Hardcore. Yes, tell us more.

I told Amy, it's hardcore, right? Yeah, it's hardcore. It's hardcore. Really? Yeah. Not like loitering or whatever. No, and I was kind of hoping it would be I got put on the jury. What?

You're in? That's all I can say. Wow. That's all I can say for now. But this is great because that's what you wanted. Just wait That was so dramatic Amy took the biggest gulp of her drink

Right on it Sorry because I don't want to say anything Because I know some stuff I know some stuff And then sometimes I spoil things So I was like I better take a sip So what did she do? She's like a kid

She just closed their mouth She knows too much I know too much And I don't want to get in trouble Here's the deal Just to catch you up So I'm Bobby I'm the host of the show

You hang out with all my friends Amy's been back and forth, her dad's been sick. And so Amy was in a different studio in Texas yesterday, but she's with us in the room today. And you didn't get until late last night. And Amy says, hey, can Morgan number two do the skinny again? And so I got no problem with that. Yeah.

So Morgan number two, now the pressure's on because you're sitting next to Amy. Yeah. I was nervous yesterday. Now I'm really nervous. Oh, come on. So Amy did reach out to me yesterday, Morgan number two, and say, didn't Morgan number two do a good? And to be honest, I said, it's pretty good.

She was like, no, it was great. I said, well, she's a little nervous, but I think she'll catch on to it. I think Amy's rooting for you. Oh, thank you. Me, not so much, you know? No, I'm just like, all right, you ready, Morgan number two? Yep. All right, here we go.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Garth Brooks is performing the first ever concert at Notre Dame Stadium. The date hasn't been announced yet, but he announced it yesterday with Lou. Yeah, Garth's going to do. Touchdown Jesus, man. Amazing. That'd be quite the scene.

Garth at a college for Wall Stadium. First ever at that stadium? This is a new Garth Brooks call All Day Long about. It's never to a country song. I can do this night life all day long. There you go. What else you got over there? Luke Bryan is the latest country star,

rumored to be opening a bar on Nashville's Lower Broadway. It's not a rumor. It's happening. I'll go ahead and put that out there. All right. Well, Luke just has it confirmed. Yes. Well, okay, I'm going to confirm before him then.

Yeah. It happened. Go ahead. It's going to be called 32 Bridge, Kitchen, and Drink. It's the same owners as Jason Aldine's bar. So what happens is... Everyone's just opened up kitchens? Yeah, I think that means you have food.

Like, you say you have a kitchen, it's more than just crappy bar food. Got it. It's just kind of like a statement. I know you're in this area where all the bars are. But we have food. But we have real food, too. And so what happens is this is where they get you. It's so smart.

They're not putting any money in this. These people are paid. Like Blake Shelton doesn't own his bar. Really? No, they pay Blake Sheldon to use his name. No. So do they pay them like just one up front feed? No, listen, I don't know how every deal works.

Man, that is so smart by those people. Wow. But like, for example, Vince Young Steakhouse. Yeah. He doesn't own that. They just pay for his name. Wow, that's a great deal. So he has no say in the menu or anything?

I mean, I don't know if he gets picked the hors d'oeuvres. I don't know. Does he have any of the color scheme? I just pictured them being, you know, in talks with that. And all those can be different. But like, mostly they don't put that much money in it at all. Guys, we have to have to have. Catfish dinner.

What's that, Luke? Catfish dinner. From the song? Yes, from my song. Interesting. Is there anything else you like on the menu? You can call one, that's my kind of night dish. Oh, that's my kind of night.

Right. Or my big black jacked up truck dish. What would that? What would be on that dish, Luke? Probably a big burger with black Angus beef. Yes. Yes. Anything else, Morgan number two?

Yeah, Rascal Flats is back in the studio. Jay DeMarcus posted on Instagram that new Flats music coming at us soon. Oh, there you go. Doesn't Jay DeMarcus yell at me for calling him the flats? So he's the one. Yeah. By the way, I like Jay DeMarco. You say that in a very loving way.

Maybe it's just the rascal flats. You don't say that. You know, no, it's rascal flats. It's not the rascal flats. Yeah, but they don't care. They only kind of care about the flats. I guess so. I would just leave the the out of it.

Just call them flats if you want to. I'll just call them rascal flats. Anyway, that's it. Morgan, up to you good? Yeah, I'm good. Okay, nice work. Thank you. Solid effort.

Yeah, good time. Solid effort today. All right, there we go. Bobby Bones. Yeah, if you're new to the show at 55 after every hour, it's positivity with a segment we call Tell Me Something Good. So 55 after. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. Anybody see this story about the farmers that stayed silent during the auction so the guy can win his family farm back? No. What? Yeah. Generations before David was born.

80 acres of his family's farm was willed to a distant relative and his goal was to get the farm back again and so they came up with the money and everyone in town knew that used to be his family's farm and so at normal price no one bid over him they let him bid the normal price and get the farm back

Wow that's cool He did the first bid and when it came to a second bid not one person in the room bid the auctioneer was like are you sure and none of the other people in the town they wouldn't bid That's crazy You know lunchbox would have been, right?

No! I don't know. I like that story, though. And that's what Tell Me Something Good is all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles. Let's know.

Transmit. So many things happening. Well, they rescued all the kids and the coach from the cave in Thailand. Yes. So we'll get to that in a few minutes. Crazy. They found them. Crazy.

They saved all of them. Like, that whole story. But they saved them all out. Apparently just now. Like, they're all out of there. George Clooney got hit by a car on his motorcycle. He did? Got put in the hospital.

I think that's a thing. Those motorcycles. Got to be careful. Count me out. Yeah. Why risk your life? Well, you know, call me a daredevil if you know. Okay.

I'll call you one. You know, sometimes I floss a little extra, twice a day even. Oh, man, you might hurt your back doing that. You're crazy. What are you doing that? I mean, so I get up that reputation. being a bad boy. But those motorcycles,

last night, I'm driving. And so I have a Jeep, and I'm driving. I'm on the highway and the tops off. And it's like blowing you everywhere. And this motorcycle comes up beside me.

There's no need for that. It's flying too. And loud. And like, what are you trying to prove? Loud. Loud. Yeah, it wasn't even like a Harley. It wasn't even like,

it was like, the guy was racing. Well, maybe he was. Would you look around? Was he racing? No, buddy. He shouldn't be racing. Racing his childhood. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Like, what you got to prove, buddy? Are you trying to prove? And so, here's the thing about a motorcycle. It's all fun, but you had a pothole. You're done. Yes, at that speed. I had a pothole on my car.

You know what happened? I broke a wheel. You know what happened in a motorcycle? You break all the wheels. Yeah, and your body. Somersault. As you can tell, I'm not the motorcycle guy. I don't think I've ever even been on a motorcycle.

Maybe a four-wheeler, though, right? Oh, yeah, I wrecked a four-wheel. We hunted a lot, so we had to get four-wheelers. But even had three-wheelers back in the day. Oh, those are real dangerous. Really dangerous. Yeah, they always roll over. And the reason we had them was because we were pretty broke,

but we had to have four-wheeler to drag deer. And so we would get three-wheelers that were cheaper and kind of discontinued. And so you get the three-wheeler. So, yeah, that happened to George Clooney. So many things. So many things. Amy and the skinny. I talk about jerry.

No, the Morning Corny. Jerry Dutie, I got the real story coming up. Okay, here we go. The Morning Corny! What's Superman's favorite street? What's Superman's favorite street? Lewis Lane. That was the Morning Corny.

That was the Morning Corny. That's pretty good. So, I go to Jerry Dutty yesterday, right? I'd never been to Jerry Dutty. I don't know what I was expecting. I get there and I am prepared to walk into a small room and there's all kinds of different people. I expect like really old grandpas and like young punk rockers and just all the kinds of society. That's what I expected.

And we'd all be best friends and we probably all exchange Instagrams and, you know, have inside jokes. Like all this is going through my head. And so I show up and it's like 300 people. And I'm going, how am I supposed to be friends to all these people? Well, it's too many. And so I walk into the room and everybody's grumpy. No one wants to be there except me. I'm the only one that wanted to be at Jerry Dutty.

Wow. Because I was there to enforce justice. In my most superhero way, I was there to make a difference. So I walk in, we're sitting in this room and this guy comes up and goes, welcome to Jerry Dutty. And everyone's like, ah, I'm just looking around and going, how are you people not excited? Because you get to actually be a difference in someone's life. Like, you get to make a decision, good or bad. If someone's getting a raw deal, you get to cook meat.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I hear you know. Thank you. So I go in. They say, we're going to call 20, no, 30 of you. They'll be 14 on the case. We're in 300 people room.

Wow. Like, we're going to call 30 of you. That's the first cut. Yeah, from three. And they know everybody's job. They know what everybody does. And I'm like, oh, if they didn't talk about jobs, I was on the year that morning yelling, I'm going to fry somebody.

That's true. There's no way they're picking me. And I'm a little disappointed. And a little bit I'm ashamed of myself for the way I handled myself on the air yesterday because I really wanted to do jury duty. I just got a little excited. And I watched my Instagram video of me talking about Jerry Dutty. And I laughed out loud because I'm such a dweeb. I was a little too excited.

Yeah, a little bit. So they start to call names out. And I'm like, oh, man. They're like, SNET. Not you. Johnston. Oh. Bobby.

What? Really? So I got the call. And I'm like, oh. me it's a walk up and they're like you need to go to this room and there's like 30 of us and they're like you need to go to courtroom number four

I'm like oh and so I'm tweet I'm live tweeting by the way as much as oh they let you keep your phone no no they told me to stop get on social media okay that's in the live tweet I mean yeah oh okay I missed that they're like stop tweeting and so but I didn't and so I'm putting them along and they're like you're going into the

courtroom now and you're going to sit on these pews and they're going to cut from 30 to 12. And in my mind now, this is a reality show. I want to win. It's an audition. Yeah.

At first, I just wanted to do my public service, but then I got competitive. I was like, oh, I can judge. I can juror out of these people. If you're going to pick anybody, you're going to pick me. Yeah, like, I will give good,

sound juror advice. Yeah. I realize you're not supposed to give advice though when you sit over there. You're going to shut up. Oh, yeah. So I go, and they say, okay, sit down,

and you're sitting and it's brutal for an hour. They're reading things in laws and statutes, and you're just going, what's happening? You check out about, I don't know, 30 seconds of this. Oh, no. You're just bored. All I want to do is serve justice. I'm not there to learn the law.

Let me tell you, I can pretty much look at the people and tell if they're guilty or not. Oh, yeah, for sure. Obviously. Got tattoos, guilty. I was looking around. I could tell which of the defense and prosecutor were good people, which weren't. I could just tell. That's what I was there for.

Yeah. I was like, not a good dude. That defense dude, not a good dude. Look at his hair. Like him. Yeah. So they go, and I'm in my head. I know I'm not going to get picked.

And they go, okay, well, we've done some research on, because they do it. It's jury selection, the whole first part of it. And they go, okay. And so they call the first person to go sit in the jury box. It means you made the jury. First person they called was me. Dude. I'm the foreman.

You are the foreman? Wait, wait, wait. Wow. We were talking about that yesterday. Go ahead. So, like, I knew you were selected, but they call you and you get to go sit behind that little. Yes, Amy, I got in the comfortable chair. You go and you sit in the box.

You're the jury box. That's your seat. You're already in the box? Yes, I'm in the box. Did you celebrate when they call your name like Price is Ryan? Like, go ahead. I'm going to high-behind. You go on now! I don't do that, but I gave myself a little like, yes. Yeah. I went from 300 to 30 to

12. Yes. Play it cool. What up now? So I'm sitting in the box and they start calling the other people and they call them up and be like, lame. Like I got this. I'm just thinking, oh, we need the juror. one. Let's just do this. I'll let you know. Like, give me the fat. You have the gift. So I do. Yeah, right. Yeah, I can't help with that I have the gift. Right. And so they start to go over all the thing. And I don't know what I can say about the case, but they start talking about all the

different things. And it's a hardcore case, by the way. It's kidnapping. Oh, what all that? Oh, dude. And it's hardcore. And it's hardcore. Whoa. Yeah. And I'm going, oh, what I get myself into? Don't know if I like this so much. Like sentence wise? What could the most, you know, Well, it was a lot. There's guns involved. Prison time. And then as a juror, you ever feel fearful of your life if you'd present a guilty? Oh, no, no, no, no.

I need to bring that up. Well, so. You're protected. I don't think so. Bobby's live tweeting. I don't think so. Oh, man, you're going to be face-to-face with a guy. Oh, your face-to-face, everybody is in the room.

So, okay, so I'm in there. And they're going, okay. And so, by the way, I didn't plan to be the funny guy. I didn't. Promise you it. I'm there to do my justice. My hands are the fist of justice. And the judge, by the way, who's sitting higher than, I mean, it's like God looking down. Of course.

He's in a robe. Your Majesty. He's looking down. I'm like, Your Highness. Why are you bowing your head? And I start to say things. He gets on his knee. I'm so stupid too.

It's like, he's like, yes, Bobby, juror number one. And I was like, I was saying stupid things. Like, let me just throw myself on the mercy of the court. your highness and say, I'm using big words that don't even fit in place. But didn't the judge ask you to please, like, or something? Tone it down? No, no, no, no.

What did it say? I'm in a whole different world. I don't even know where I am at this point. You haven't napped. It's been a long day already. No naps. So I'm tired. I don't want to be on this case anymore because it's serious.

This is real deal for probably weeks. And I'm going, oh, no. And it goes, the lawyers come and they ask you all these questions to see if they want to keep on the jury. Like jury selection. And she says, so, and by the way, I'm a huge advocate of law enforcement. Couldn't be a bigger advocate.

Like, if you're serving and saving me, like, I appreciate you. And I make that pretty well known in this. I'm pretty proud of the fact that I admire and respect law enforcement because they do what I can't do. And so I also realize I don't want to be on this case anymore. Uh-oh. Yeah, I can't do it. Uh-oh. But I'm not trying to be the funny guy.

and she says, hey, so if you see a cop that's pulled someone over on the side of the road, do you assume that the person's guilty? And she asks me out loud. They're like, you, foreman. And I go, yeah.

And she goes, she goes, no right answer. Oh, there's no right or wrong. That's right. I'm just giving my truth. Yes, there is. Yeah, there is. I love it I want to get out of the case, too.

But I'm not trying to be on the jury anymore. I've decided about 75% into this. And I was the first, I'm the main guy. I kind of want to get out. And so, but I'm also telling my truth, because if I lie, I'm going to perjury. Oh, yeah. Content. Did you have to put your hand on a Bible?

No, but I had to hold my hand up, though, and go, I, it's all I swear to tell the truth. I don't know if I'd say that. And that's not the truth. So help me God. As long as I went on the Bible, you're good. So she says, if you see a car pulled over, do you suspect they're guilty? And I say, oh, yeah. And she says, why do you suspect they're guilty?

that. And I said, well, because every time I've been pulled over, I did it. And the courtroom thinks it's deaf comedy jam. And they're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and I'm going, oh, oh, oh, I'm going, oh, I'm going to be funny. Did they hit you with order? Order. Order. Order in the court. I'm like, so I started to feel bad, but that's how I feel. Every time I've been pulled over, all I can do is judge my life on my experiences and hopefully see empathy and others. And they didn't think that joke was that funny because it wasn't a joke. And so she says, okay, can I get the court's indulgence or something? And I was like, oh, interesting.

That sounds sexy. And so they talked for a bit and she comes back to me and she says, you ever been the victim of a crime? He's kind of following up on that question. Now I know, I've got to get out of this. I'm like, I don't want to be on this jury for two weeks. But I got told the truth. And I say, actually, yes, if you look it up, I think there are seven instances that you'll be able to see on record from me being held with a gun to my head in my car to me being jumped at work to death threat.

I said, so, she goes, so are you saying that us talking about guns and is not good for you? And I said, well, I have been diagnosed PTSD because of experiences I had. And she goes, Your Honor, indulgence to the court. Yeah, for sure, indulgence. And they go and sit down again. Because she obviously doesn't want you as a juror at this point. Absolutely not. Yeah.

And then I feel like I've let everybody down to. Yeah, because you're the foreman in their eyes. I'm super juror. Yeah. No. I don't want to be on a gun. case so. That makes me feel weird. And so, you know, I don't know what they're looking for, but it wasn't me. You know, like Shaggy said, it wasn't me. It wasn't me. And so oddly, it was

really awkward. I felt like I was being dumped in front of the whole court room. Yeah. So they go and all the people, they gather at the judges. The indulgence thing. They have indulgence. Yeah. And so, uh, the judge who's super nice sitting in a boy. He's like, Bobby. Oh, wow. I'm like, yes, sir. You, it seems. It seems. It seems. It seems. you cannot serve in your full capacity, what we need, you are dismissed. Wow.

And at like 3.30. I've been there all day. Oh, all that for nothing. And you made all those cuts, too. From 300. I won. Yeah, you won. Yeah.

I basically did the Calvin Johnson or the Barry Sanders. I was a Hall of Famer and then I quit in my prime. Wow. Yeah. Dang. How about that?

So no docu series? Mm-mm. But that was my day yesterday. So as you walk out, do you tell anybody tell the people, good luck, thank you, yell out, guilty. You're like, you know, no. I don't even know what I can say.

But, yeah, that left, and that was all she wrote. And then I walked out and saw a couple police officers on the way out who are big fans of the show. And I was like, what up? And they were like, we love the show. We took some pictures in the hallway. Didn't know if that's appropriate or not. Didn't care.

I'm there for, you were out by then, the blue. Oh, yeah. I don't know these criminals. Amy. You're innocent to prove. guilty. Oh, yeah, the one on trial. Suspected. Did you see the suspect? And I don't know, frankly, he did it. Did you see you? Yeah. Okay.

But he went on the jury, so. Were you like, good luck, dude? Yeah, did you give a little handshake? Let me just say, I can tell the guys probably, probably good. You can tell. I can tell. Wow, you're free to go. Yeah, so I got, so I got my bag and left jury seat number one. And left the case. So, yeah, that's it.

Oh man, so did someone slide over into your chair? Yeah, they wouldn't, so they have an alternate juror. Oh, man. Pops in. And I wave goodbye. That was it. Quite the experience, huh? That's my Jerry Dedy story.

I did feel really weird when the crowds are laughing, though, at my... That wasn't supposed to be a joke. All right, we're going to do a segment called Will It Uber. And what we're going to do is we're going to Uber an engagement ring. And so the car's three minutes away, by the way. three minutes away until the car is there. Thank you. Is that ring real?

Yeah, dude. It was a nice ring. Real fake. Okay, that looks real. So, Lunchbox is going to send an engagement ring to his quote unquote fiancé, Morgan number two. Yep. And he's going to toss the driver a couple extra bucks and be like, hey, we met an Uber. And would you get out and say, will you marry Frank?

This is great. And we'll see if he'll do it. It's all the things. I mean, yeah, I think so. I think the Uber driver's going to think. Yes, because I think he's going to think he's part of the super special. Yeah. There he is.

Okay, so the car's two minutes away. You have the big ring in your hand. Now, remember, there's a whole story about how you met your, hopefully, fiancé. You met an Uber. I don't know. Make something up. I got it. Yeah, we met an Uber, and it will mean the world to be.

She thinks I'm sending her a credit card, and he's really going to surprise her with a ring. Wow. No, no, what if it's you? Not the credit card. What if you're just going in an Uber? She thinks I'm showing up in the Uber. It's going to be a ring. Oh, good call.

I didn't even think about that. You're a genius. Did you get any money out of my wallet? Yeah, I got 40 bucks. No, no, I didn't say 40. He said 20. I said 20. Hold on.

I couldn't hear you. The garage is opening. What did you think? Okay. So say here, for a little extra, don't just take the ring. But would you get out on one knee and say, you know, what's your fake name going to be? My name's going to be Frank. Frank, okay.

And be like, hey, will you please marry Frank? Okay? Yeah, and my nickname is Prisky Frank. Oh, here's my dude. It's Whiskey Frank? Freaky Frank. What's your name? Lunchbox.

Yeah. What's your name? Frisky Frank. Frisphi? Yeah, because that's what she calls me. Oh, my gosh. How far is the car away? How far is the car?

Two minutes. He's stuck in a red light. Okay, two minutes. And Morgan number two is standing by right now. Frisky Frank is out there with... I'm sure Frisky Frank should be the name. Lunchbox, I don't like Frisky Frank. It sounds so nice.

It sounds like Frisky Frank. like a creepy uncle. Yeah. We need him to believe this. Just say your name's Frank. What about ferocious Frank? No, don't do a nickname. You're not a wrestler. And really, why did we choose Frank? I just said the word of Frank.

Okay. Just be frank, okay? Oh my gosh, you guys are no fun. I mean, she calls me a pet name. That's what they do. That's what your significant other does. They do. Okay. Okay, lunchboxes is waiting for the Uber. We've ordered it. He's standing out on the curb right now.

Yeah. You want the Uber's name? No. And so he has this. A humongous engagement ring. It's a nice diamond. Tell me what kind of car is driving, though. Oh, what kind of car we got? It is a white Nissan. It looks very clean.

They got a 5.0 rating. Oh, for sure they'll do it then. Who wants to hurt the rating? So put the ring in the back seat, though, like on the... Oh, yeah. Buckle it. Okay. Did he say she has a 5.0 rating?

I don't know. He's maybe slipped. He's Frisky Frank. One minute. We are one minute away from the proposal. Okay, lunchbox is there one minute away. Morgan number two, stand-in-by. Morgan number two, are you ready over there?

Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Now, you know what to do, right? Do your acting thing that you do so well. Yeah, am I, like, accepting this proposal? Of course, absolutely. And go crazy. Okay.

Cry. Yeah, yeah, cry. Okay. Lunchbox? Yeah, I'm here. Okay. Where is he? I see a car coming down the road.

Got headlights on. I'd do what happens. Yeah, it's all right. early in the morning. Oh, yeah. It's got four tires? It looks like a white knee's on to me. Okay.

Looking for the white Nissan. Yeah, they're going to have to get over in the right lane. They're in the wrong lane. Wave at him. Well, I'm. Flag him down. Here comes a car. All right, here we go.

Listen, quiet. Let's see. And it's not them. Oh, my goodness. Drove right on by. Had three tires. That's better for. My bet.

Man. I thought you said it was one minute out. Listen, I can't help what it. says on the phone. It tells me one minute, I don't have a... What does it say? It says one minute. It says arriving soon. All right. We'll just stay here and wait. Here comes. Here comes. I see it. I see it. All right. Here we go. I'm going to try to Uber this engagement ring.

I think I see it. There you go. He saw it. Now he thinks he saw it. I don't know if I see anything anymore. Well, where in the heck is this car? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Slowing down, slowing down, pulling over. Here we go. All right, here we go. You're ready, get ready.

Hold on one second. Hold on. We're going to hold. We're going to hold it for the last four minutes. Hello, how are you doing? Good morning. Look, this is my engagement ring. Okay.

Hey, hey, hey, I got a question. Hold on, hold on. Guys. What? She has the radio on our radio station. Oh, wow. Come on. Run.

Run. Just run. Run. Come out of here. Tire and run. Oh, shoot. Cancel. Are you still within the five minutes or you don't get charged?

Give her the 20? What? Wait, is she still there with you? Yeah, you want to talk to her? Yeah, go ahead. Hold on one second. Here, hold on, hold on. Hold on.

Turn down your radio and talk to Biden. Here, turn it all the way down. Hello. Hey, how are you? Good. How are you? Good. What's your name?

It's Mandy. Hey, so were you hearing this segment on the radio? I was. And did you hear it before we called to you, or did you hear it and then go, oh, I got a call. This is probably them. No, I heard it before the call, and I was just kind of thinking, personally, it's not me. And then if you, here you are. So would you have done it, though?

Probably. Yeah, okay. Well, listen, thank you very much for listening to the show. We're going to tip her generously anyway. Yeah. Thank you for being a listener. Appreciate you. Yeah, sorry to...

What's your rating? 5.0. Oh, she's 5.0. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. Well, thank you very much. Hopefully we'll get to see you soon.

All right. Well, thank you guys. Sorry. Bye, bye. No, don't be sorry. It's not hurt all. Hey, lunchbox. We've got to find another one.

Hey, give her 20 bucks. I'm giving her the 20. Here you go. There's your tip. and we're going to rate you a five. Actually, four point eight for ruining it, but that's okay. All the great day. You can't rate somebody at 4.8.

Okay, so that puts us, do we try it again next hour, or do we do it tomorrow? Whatever works. I mean, they're already out, so do we keep them out or bring them back and... Well, we got the skinny and... It's a whole hour, Amy. Yeah. Leave them out there for a while. I guess you try again tomorrow.

Go get some breakfast guys. Hey, we'll do it later this out. We'll do it in about 20 minutes or so. We'll try again. All right, lunch. Come on back again. All right, bye. I need more money.

All right. No, you don't get more money. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay at home. It's something good. Robert Bruce is sitting at home watching TV and he gets a knock at the door. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Goes to answer and it's his neighbor. She's like, oh, my goodness, my four-year-old daughter, I think she's drowning in the pool. Can you help? Well, Robert is a volunteer firefighter, runs next door, gives the girl some oxygen, gets the water out of there, saves her life. Wow. Just sitting there watching TV and goes, look, man. I just did what I was trained to do.

Reacted. Did you see the bear that was in the pool? We were gone last week. Oh, yeah. It was in the hot tub, I think. Yeah, jumping like the hot tub. No one was like drinking a margarita or whatever. It was awesome.

Oh, my goodness. Did you see it? No. I mean, so cool. Like, just imagine if you put your margarita there and the bear comes starts drinking. That is the cool. No, the bear was, yeah. Literally drinking.

This wasn't a guy in a bear suit. No, it's where bears are. Oh, my goodness. Yes. The headline here is a bear got into a backyard hot tub and drank a guy's margarita. Yeah, that's great. This was like when we were gone. But yeah, I was just chilling the hot stuff.

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Morgon, aka Webgirl Morgan number two, loves it as well. So there we have it. Best Fiends. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Will it Uber trying this again. I think the car is getting close, though. We're trying to Uber

an engagement ring. Lunchbox is there? I'm here. Okay, so let me know if the car is pulling up. Lunchbox is putting an engagement ring in the car, seeing if it will Uber and asking the Uber driver to also do the proposal. And we're wondering if that whole idea will Uber. You're not getting in the car, right?

No, I'm not getting in the car, but I'm going to slide them some extra cash, you know, like a secret handshake and say, well, you get down on one knee for me and propose to my chick. Yeah, do I tell a story about how Uber brought you together? Yeah. Okay, how far is the car out? It is

one minute. We tried this about 20 minutes ago, and the Uber driver knew it was us. Yeah, she was listening to the show. Yeah. She even said, she was listening. She was like, oh, I hope it's not me. And then, like, her phone's like, you have a pickup.

So Lunchbox will send an engagement ring to his fiance, Morgan number two, who's standing by and asked the Uber driver to do the proposal for him. And will it Uber is the question. All right, lunchbox, do you see the car? What are we looking for? We're looking for a Lincoln Navigator. Oh, you guys are spending all the money on the car. Hey, listen, when I'm going to propose, I go big.

Oh, I see it. It's way down the street. I see it with its two little yellow lights on the bottom bumper. Oh, yeah. It's rolling down, rolling, rolling, rolling. Like a promposal. Yeah, it's about a block away. All right.

I just crossed. Now we're the next building. Coming up. Here we go. Here he comes. Here comes my buddy, Jorge. Okay. I mean, Lincoln Navigator.

Hold on. Here we go. Hold on. See, if it'll Uber. About to open the door. How you doing, Matt? Look, how you doing? I'm great.

Uh, look, I need you. So, my girlfriend not met. We shared an Uber home six months ago, okay? And she's waiting for you at the turn of truck. She thinks I'm coming. But I want you to take this ring and get down on one knee and propose to her for me. Okay, say, Frank met you in an Uber, and he wants the Uber with you for the rest of his life. There's no way.

There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. He slept in a week. What's $20 for you? He'll say yes, okay? He slept him some money. Her name's Morgan.

She's in a white jeep and tell him Frank what's the Uber with her for the rest of his life. You got it? I will. Thank you, my man. All right. Hello. Okay.

We heard you. Is he going to do it, you think? Oh, my gosh. He was like, yes, yes, I'll do it. I'll do it. He was touched by the store. You could see it in his eyes. And he goes,

This is exciting. And you put the ring on the back seat? Yeah, I put it on the back seat. And you tipped him how much extra? $20 extra. Wow. I'm going to hit a song. I told him he asked him on one knee.

Okay, I'm going to hit a song, and we're going to come back and talk to Morgan number two standing by. Okay. Okay, so she's standing by waiting for the Uber. It's going to take about three minutes for him to get there. Lunchbox, come on back in. All right. We'll see if the ring and the idea will Uber to Morgan number two.

All right, next. Hold on. Let's check in with Morgan number two. we're seeing if the engagement ring Uber's to her. Hey, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay, so Lunchbox, he's driving a black car? No, it's a tan Lincoln Navigator. Okay, so we tried to Uber an engagement ring to Morgan number two, and Lunchbox put the ring in the back of the thing, and he's going to do the proposal as well.

Now, he doesn't know this as a bit. Oh, I think he's... Is he there? I think he's here, yeah. Okay, go ahead. We'll listen in. Morgan number two is sitting in a parking lot. She thinks... He's sitting in his car.

I think he's looking for me right now. Oh, he's nervous. Roll your window down and be like, hey, is Frank over there? Okay, hold on. She's alongside him. Hey. Well, we're sitting at a picnic table right now trying to make this more real. I told him you were in a white Jeep.

Yeah, he said you're in a white Jeep. Oh. What? Hold on. Is she going to her Jeep? I don't know. I'm walking over right now. Does Morgan never know we're on the radio?

Or she has to describe what's happening. Come on, Morgan, me too. It's happening. It's happening. You know Miguel? Miguel? Yeah. Yeah, that's my boyfriend.

She said to be to you. Whoa. Hey, what? I don't know. Is you proposing to me? I get it. You guys? Oh, you're welcome.

Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. There it is. Yeah. It did. Hey, Morgan number two. Do we loser?

Yes. Can you hear me? Yeah, I'm here. Did he get down on one knee? No, he didn't. He just handed it to me. Oh, come on. He didn't get on one knee and you tipped him $20.

Hey, asking for that $20 back. And by the way, Miguel is Mike D? Yes. Wait. Correct. So, was he not Frank? Well, Mike D used his phone to call. But I told him my name was Frank, but I guess he got nervous.

Oh, and then he said I'm Frank, and I'm supposed to make. girlfriend and he goes, do you know Miguel? And she goes, yeah, that's my boyfriend. Yeah, listen. Maybe the script was a little too long. Sometimes you outright yourself, you know. Well, hey, it did Uber. He did take the engagement ring over. Morgan number two, nice job. Are we happy with that, everybody? Yeah. Five stars. Five stars. I have an exciting story here. Many moons ago, I brought in a couple interns and Random Kid Cody, remember him? Yeah, of course.

He's on the phone right now. Hey, Random Kid Cody. What's up? How old are you now? Like 40? I'm 25. So here's it. Random Kid Cody just moves here from Amarillo.

It was in a hotel. And was like, I moved here just like an intern on your show and I'm in a hotel. Can I come? And I was like, okay, come on. So then he just, right? Am I correct about that story, Random Kid Cody? Yes. Moved across the country.

Just calls from a hotel one morning. It's like, I'm here. Can I please come intern? And I'm like, well, I admire your dedication. Anyone that will put the sums out, I at least have to give you a look. I hired him. And then befriended him because Cody had such anxiety that he couldn't go on into public places without vomiting everywhere. That's right.

Right, Cody? Yeah, I'm nervous right now, too. Did it? Hey, you're going to vomit? Oh, man. Hey, random kid, didn't you, your first day of college, they call your name to, like, say hi, I'm Cody, and you ran out and vomited everywhere and left school? Yeah. and I didn't go back to that class again.

Did you quit school? Yes, I did. Okay, so he quit all the school. And so I was like, hey, man, come hang out with me. We'll go eat dinner. Like, I just kind of took him and was like, well, let's experience some life together, right? And so random kid Cody and I became friends. And then I brought in another intern named Sarah.

And Cody said to me one night at dinner, he goes, I really liked this Sarah. And do you remember we were eating at a golf shop or something? Remember that random kid Cody? Yeah, the golf clubhouse. Yeah, and we were having a little talk, having a little dinner, and he's like, man, that's how long it's been. I haven't played golf in five years. Yeah, yeah, forever.

And so I was like, well, let me see what I can do, random kid Cody. And he goes, well, some dude was out, though, and she likes him. Oh, yeah. And so I said, well, so in my mind, I can set people out. I'm pretty good at that. And so I just turn on some slow music and make them dance together in the studio. It's totally awkward, but it just broke all the ice. and so they're having a slow dance in the studio

and as of yesterday they got engaged Oh, congratulations How about that? Thank you. How'd you do it, random kid? So we're on Mantucket And there's this Lighthouse, the Sancti head lighthouse

And she all, since she's been a little girl She's walked around the lighthouse Looked up at it, you get like a vertigo feeling And she will put her hand on it and walks around and I did with her and we came to her on the other side I got down on one knee and after to marry me. Was she surprised? Yeah, she was.

Yeah, I think so she was. Did you vomit? I didn't. But she thought something was up because when I get nervous, I cough. And she was like, you were kind of coughing. I was like, I was trying to hold it together as best I could. Wow, look at this. Intern Love.

He moves here to work on the show. She moves here to work on the show. They meet on the show. Now they're married. Uh-huh. That's crazy. Yeah. Whatever.

Yeah, when is the wedding? We're more like in celebration mode right now. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. Sometimes people are like, okay, now that you proposed, how's September? Look at this. Hey, random kick-coe. Yeah, my buddy.

Let me know where to send the gift to, all right, buddy. I guess I have to be invited, right? I'm probably the best man. Yeah, yeah, you're like my wing man. Yeah, I mean, I sit this whole thing up. Look at me. Isn't love wonderful? How you.

Isn't love grand. Come on. Look at this. Hey, Random Kid Cody. I'm proud of you, bud. Appreciate it. It's come a long way. You've come a long way, my friend.

All right. Tell Sarah, say hello and congratulations. Okay, buddy. All right, I will. Thank you. Bye, bye. Man, he gets nervous. Just imagine him standing up there saying the vowels.

He's going to puke all over. Oh, my. What if he did that at his wedding? That'd be great. It'd be perfect. It would go so viral. Did you see that Haley Baldwin supposedly gave Justin Bieber and Ultimate Well, I saw a headline that she did, but I don't know what the ultimatum was.

I mean, specifically. Some people have questioned Haley Baldwin's judgment and getting engaged so quickly to Justin Bieber. By the way, I'm so intrigued by this story, and usually I don't give a crap. I don't. I don't care, but this is interesting to me. She does have enough sense to have told Justin Bieber to shave his cheesy mustache. Oh. Haley issued an ultimatum.

She says, it's me or the mustache. So I guess it wasn't a marriage ultimatum. Okay. I thought it was a marriage ultimatum. No, no, no, no, no. because his proposal was so legit. There's no way he did that out of... Wait, what did he do?

There's no way he did it out of ultimatum. I wasn't there. But did you see what he wrote on Instagram to her? Did you? Yeah, but I thought... It was so sweet. Like, oh my goodness. Just how she is like his everything, his world,

they're going to grow old together. Go read it. Go to his... Sounds like an Ed Shearing song. Yeah, I'm like 30... He wrote it or he had writers. He did. He had writers.

Come on. Yeah, he's just addressing... He's like, you know, was going to wait a while to say anything, but word travels fast because obviously that got out, they got engaged. But he said, listen, plain and simple, Haley, I am so in love with everything about you, so committed to spending my life, getting to know every single part of you and loving you patiently and kindly. I promise to lead our family, blah, blah, blah. I mean, he goes on and on. It's like, yeah, I mean, me and all my other 37-year-old friends were like, oh, Justin Bieber. That's what I love.

Good-looking, rich people. Young, good-looking, rich, famous people. They probably are going to have good-looking babies. Yeah. Listen, I'm happy for them. Maybe that's what I need in my life. What? An ultimatum.

That's how, listen, my... It's coming from the girl? Yeah. Okay, like, no, no, no. She's going to be like, a mustache or me, and you're going to be like, mustache. No, I'm talking about, like, to get married. Okay, she's going to be like, okay, get married or me or this, and you're going to be like, okay, this.

Do you think so, though? It's got to be the right person. I don't know. You've never gotten an ultimate. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My last two relationships were basically ultimatums. Okay, so that's not... Oh.

To get in them. Because I just like, I don't know. I'm scared. I don't know. I have too many hurts. But both of them were like, listen, we're either going to do it or we're not. At one point, they just got so tired of me going. So that's interesting.

It's ultimatum to get into the relationship. But then when it ended, it just, there was no ultimatum thrown out again? Well, the last one's a little weird. It was the circumstances via. That's true. I don't know what the last one couldn't have worked. out long term. But the work stuff got in, you know, it was a difficult position for her. Career or Bobby, I'd have to pick career or two. You know what I mean? That's a weird one.

But maybe that's what I need. I just want to go, automate him. Baby or... Oh, baby. Baby. Go straight to baby. Yeah, why not? I think that you want, I think you want a kid. What do you think I want? I think you want kids and a kid or a kid and a kid. But I think you also want love.

I think you want it. I think you're probably in a place where you're thinking about wanting it more than you've ever. I crave it now more than I ever have. Right, I agree. And I'm also making some... I cried during Cocoa, boys.

It's a big deal. Yeah. Major step. I'm trying to... I'm letting the hurts out so the love can come in. Yeah. And that's the first step

because there's a lot of hurts in there that there's fighting to get out those walls. So I got to let them go out and be into the world. Be free. And then there's all this space wants the hurts to go out for love. Okay.

I mean? Yeah. I know that we kid around about it sometimes. I'm not kidding. I know I do. I kind of give you a hard time about it. But I really think that you're in a place where you're, like you said, craving it.

And if that's what you want, like, I want that for you. I was watching this Tony Robbins documentary on Netflix. Crying. What's wrong with me? Is he an author? He wrote books. It's a motivational speaker. Oh, okay.

Yeah, like a life coach type guy. And first of all, I don't subscribe to anything like that. Big time seminars. But it's good. Really? I don't not subscribe to it, but I don't. I'm not like a follower. And I was talking to a friend, he said, hey, watch Tony Robbins thing.

It's pretty good. It's a documentary about how he does his seminars, and then it includes his seminars. I'm watching it. And all of a sudden, I'm like, what's wrong with me? Yeah, man, I don't know what's happening to me. Is this what human feels like, I mean? Because it's starting to get there a little bit. Like, I went out last night.

Yeah, I saw that. Not out. Why would you do that? Well, no. It's not like you. I had dinner with a friend. and then went to a

this all female like there's 10 female artists performing and they did two songs I went and did that till like 10 o'clock It's amazing living life

Are you regretting that? No seeing out that late That's good That's what I'm talking about That's good Yeah no I'm telling you know

We played last night I think if I had a clip up here Is that Tenil Towns And she remember when she came playing On the show? Oh yes I was like hey she's good

Amy Amy's like yeah You don't bring him It's not good And then she played And she goes Oh you're really good Yeah, like really good.

She's like, I have chill bumps. And so this Teneal Towns goes up and plays last night. I'm a big fan. She's opening up some of my stand-up shows for me. And she does that jersey on the wall song about how she has questions for God because how they kid. Car crash. Car crash and other questions she has for God. If I ever get to heaven, you know, I got a long list of questions.

Like, how do you make a snowflake? Are you angry When the earthquakes How does the sky change in a minute How do you keep this big rock spinning Why can't you stop a car from crashing Forgive me I'm just asking

And it's like a restaurant Slash music room It was so cool You could hear they say a pin drop she had captivated the room so much with her performance in the song that the waiters didn't even want to walk because it was noisy

because everyone was so dialed in going wow like whatever was happening was a thing and I would watch because the waiters were walking all back and forth the whole time just taking food drinks people watching the show

people singing the waiters wouldn't even walk because it was so cool people were just her name's Tenil Towns T-E-N-I-L-L-E T-O-W-N-N-E-S Tenil Towns

People, it's crazy. Like sometimes you just see something and go, that's a star. I don't know how it's going to get there. It's not there quite yet, but that's going to be a thing. Sounds different than everything else. Everything else. And not, I'm going to tell you, she wasn't even the best singer. She's a great singer.

But there were like 10 girls, number one or two. There was a vocally strong. But there was just something about her. It was just, you just go, oh, that's a star. Don't know, can't define it. That's a star. But I did that last night and got home like 10, 15. Yeah.

Then you were here bright and early. Dude, I was here. A smile on my face. Or dark and early? Yeah, it was here. It was good. But yeah, just living life. All right.

You know I'm trying to do. All right. Next step, find a girl. Oh. What? You don't think it's going to happen? I just don't think it's going to happen, guys. Ever?

I thought you were giving yourself till... No, I'm getting married. Next year. 17 months from now. Yeah, 17 months. Yeah. That's right. This year's a little book.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, update me on the Thailand kids, because they're all out, right? Yes, all 12 and the coach are out. They are still getting the doctor and the diver. There's three divers left in there. Oh, wow.

Yeah, so they're celebrating because all the kids and the coach are alive and out, but it's not over because I guess you've still got to get the doctor and the divers out of there. That doctor's pretty cool because I would watch the interviews that he would do because he would be talking on the camera to all the days. different news anchors. He was the only one in there with him. Wow. And he was in there for days. And like he volunteered, he volunteered risking his life to go in and help them. Yeah. And even these, and this can be in any first responder thing, but like people might risk their lives to save these kids. They have to do that. Whatever that is. I don't, I don't have it.

And I, that's why I admire people that do. I just don't have, even Amy's husband, for an example, an example, like Air Force like goes and risks his life. Like I only get to do this because people like that do that. And I'm watching these first responders, these Navy SEALs in Thailand going in. I mean, the first one lost his life.

Yeah. That went in. So really great ending to this story. As long as these others get out and they feel like they will. Right. And they said some of the boys in the hospital, are asking for Nutella and Toast and if they can go to the World Cup final.

Yes. Yes. Yes and yes. First of all, no. No, no, they can't. No, they can't. They got to get healthy. They got to get healthy.

Oh, man. They've been malnourished. I want to give them everything. They said some of them are probably suffering from pneumonia. Oh, yeah. I wonder what kind of food. What do you eat whenever they can't find you? Do you know what they ate?

They were drinking water from the wall. The coach was, you know, because it's not contaminated because it's fresh water coming now. So they were drinking that. And I don't know what they were. they were eating inside besides that. What would your first meal be out of there? Anyway, because there's a story.

It's funny you bring this up. This guy is getting the death penalty? Oh, yeah, their final meal. They're shocking them. He has requested an extravagant last meal. I think they do lethal injection, right? Well, yeah, whatever. You're gone.

I know. I don't think they shock them, though, anymore. You don't think so? I don't think so. Oh. Well, this dude requested three spicy chicken breasts, a roast beef sandwich with sauce, a fish sandwich, tater logs, onion rings,

apple pie and a vanilla milkshake. Wow, that's quite the meal. It's kind of bland. What? What? I think he's just trying to extend that. Spicy chicken? Yeah, spicy chicken is not bland.

He said spicy chicken bread. And a fish sandwich? See, if it's me, I'm going, chicken fried steak. My favorite meal is chicken fried steak, and I haven't had it in years. I don't think since Amy's mom cooked it for me for my birthday.

Like, I'm a southern dude when it comes to food and the food that I love. Chicken fried steak with white gravy. corn off the cob What's wrong with the cob? I'm trying to get at my team Fried okra and mashed potatoes

like hook it up that's all I'm having I want that today Okay I know where you can get that I do too Like cracker barrels got it Like good ones

But I haven't had chicken fried steak It's so long Is that a southern thing Chicken fried steak Or am I just from the south I mean it's common for me But I see it on menus Up in the North East

city. But I don't know if they're just trying to be seven. Yeah. First meal out or last meal, whichever one. Oh, man. Last meal before you get. Wow, I'm going straight Mexican food. Are you?

Yeah. Chips and queso and I'm going to get the dairy kind because it doesn't matter. Yeah, that's right. You poop all you want. You're dead. That's an appetizer. No, no, no. I mean, that's where I'm just starting.

I'm going to be like chips and queso. I mean, uh, tacos, all the, whatever, all the meat. All the stuff you have them and have processed it away and do it in a microwave. Yeah, all the things that Amy doesn't do. Yes. It could get fast in a microwave. You still don't have a microwave, huh? No, I don't.

Don't believe in it. I still don't have a microwave, no. And your kids don't know the concept of it. They're adopted from Haiti, so they didn't have a microwave in their orphanage. Oh, yeah, no. We were at the, where were we? Where were we? We were somewhere, and my son saw a microwave, and he said, what is that?

The spaceship, son. And it'll bite you. Yeah, stay away. I just said, oh, don't worry about it. It's the monster box. I don't want to tell him it's a way that could cook his food in 30 seconds instead of 30 minutes. How convenient. Lunchbox's last meal before you.

Oh, chips, salsa, queso, guac, chicken enchiladas with verde sauce, rice, beans, and then some ribs. What about the Pinot, Pinot, Pinie tacos? And Pinot Timbe tacos would be there also with a dessert of cheesecake and a glass of chocolate milk. Wow. Oh, easy. Call Pizza Hut. Give me a pan, pepperoni. mushroom pizza and then go to Waterberg and give me that number one with cheese and

playing with cheese and mayonnaise only toasted bun on both sides. You get a doctor pepper to drink. Oh wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to get a Diet Coke. And double stuffed Oreos. I did a Bobbycast. It's a show I do from my house and it's about two hit wonders. You know what one hit wonder is, right?

Yeah. So they've had two hits and then done. And then done. That's hard. Oh, wow. But that cons. The reason it came up. is because so my second book that I wrote went on to be a number one bestseller,

which is crazy. It's like the number one book of the week. It was nuts. And so I said, well, now I don't really consider myself this grand author. I consider myself not two hit wonder. And so I said that jokingly, and then I go, is that a thing? And so there are people that just came and showed up and had two hits. And I hope you go search the Bobbycast and listen to this podcast, but like tone low,

has two hits, right? Wow. Okay. Wild things. What's the other? Oh, I got it. What is it? Funky Cole, Medina.

Yeah. I asked the guy why he's so fly. Sounds like the same song. It's different. Yeah. I thought it was. Yeah. But it has only two hits and it disappeared.

So in a lot of the trajectory is you have a massive hit. And then your second one, people are, since it was so big, it kind of does pretty well. But it has to get in the top 40 on Billboard, which is the big chart to be considered a hit. And so LFO is a two-hit wonder. You won't know the second one, I bet. It was a hit. Yeah. It was in a top 40 of Billboard.

Yes. So this is a big one And then the other one was Girl on TV Do you know this? Yes I didn't know the hit I think I fell for the girl on TV

And then One of my favorite bands As a kid Because I bought all their albums So I knew all the songs Was the presidents of the United States And their first one This is different though

Their first one wasn't their biggest hit The first one was lump She's lump She's lump She's up She's in my head But do you know the president's biggest song I do

Peaches Yeah So anyway I did a whole thing on two hit wonders That's pretty cool Yeah And so just search Bobbycast On IHeartRadio

Or iTunes Apple Podcasts Whatever There's one with Brett Eldridge Which was good That one's been down That might be one of our fastest growing ones

Right Mike? Ever And I think for a couple reasons One because people like Brett But two it gets really personal Not in a bad way actually a great way. I think we really connected

and some, you know, we kind of related to each other. So that was a good one. I liked it. Yeah, search Bobby Cash. You can check that out. We do that show from a little studio in the house and this week Ashley Goreley,

the big songwriter's coming by. It's cool. I get to know a lot of people because of that thing. Like, it's made friends in my life, which is pretty cool. So there's that. Oh, yeah, Morgan number two has a 24-year-old.

What your 24-year-olds care about? Virginia, Tourism Corporation paid roughly $530,000 to have The Bachelorette film there in their town. Oh, they paid for them to come there? Yeah. Oh. I didn't realize that they paid places to go.

I thought they got a pick, and that's where they fell in love. It does make sense. I didn't know that either. But it does make sense because it's worth it. Yeah, it's exposure. Of all the exposure. And if you're the production company of The Bachelor, a Bachelorette, you don't want to pay for that. That's an expense.

So they paid half a million dollars. They just had them shoot out there, huh? Yeah, and they had all these requests for them. And they, so if you watch the episode with Virginia, you'll see all the Virginia places in it. Virginia's not a person. Virginia's a state, right? Yeah.

They have a friend named Virginia too. So, okay, so in Virginia, in Richmond and Virginia, they paid. Yeah. Wow. Yep. What about that? We can talk to Bachelor in a minute if we went to here. Apparently someone said it was a virgin last night.

Yeah, yeah. Apparently it was the whole dramatic thing. Oh, it was awkward. Yeah. That was me, all my, years up to like 22. I'm a virgin. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let's go. Transmitting across America. Do you like The Bachelorette lunchbox? It's really boring. She has no personality, really. It's just lame, and they bring up Ari all the time. You know, I was watching Bill Simmons tweet last night, and he's like, she's not very interesting. Oh, such a boring season.

So, but apparently some dude named Colton told Becca he's a virgin. Oh, man. Former, former pro football player. and he says, look, I'm concentrated on professional Colton, so I've never got a lady. I still am. I am a virgin. Really?

Yeah. It was tough. You know, I'm not even sure, to be honest with you. My dad knows. Because it is something that I haven't, you know, shared openly to a lot of people. I love that he gets on The Bachelorette and does it, though, national TV.

Something he's held private forever. Yeah. But he's going to sell it all out there for the Bachelorette. My favorite part. Good point. Yeah, yeah. Only a handful of people that know. It is something now that I'm proud of.

It's just my preacher, my grandma, and you back in the bachelor's all of the world. And all of America. And it is something now that I think that everybody who I see a future with should know. So it is something that I'm watching. She kick him off or she can't right now because you don't do that. No, no, right after he said it, she goes, I'll be right back. And she got up and left and went outside for like 20 minutes to take it all in. smoke or poop.

And she came back and she gave him the rose because she has to look like the nice girl. Oh yeah, you can't. You can't cut him after that. He won't get cut next one. I'll probably the one after that. Wait, is this not something girls want? What? A virgin dude?

If they did, I'd have a girl way long time ago, dude. Okay. No one thought it was cool. I was a virgin. I would think that's something special to a girl. Yeah, I don't think that the girls thing is that big of a deal as y'all are saying. I don't know. Bobby, I think there's a lot of reason.

Oh, you think there are other reasons. You all don't love me. Although that was probably just the one. Amy, I don't know. JK, JK. You know, I'm kidding with you. I don't think it's the actual sex. But I think it's like, why are you a virgin?

And if it's not faith-based, like. If it's just like a luck-based. Or I do think it's probably, well, that's odd. Some of your life, though, it was a decision you didn't probably want to put yourself in, right? I mean, I would have had those opportunities. Did she were like leader of... Quizball. No, no.

No. Christian athletes. XCA. SCA. Amy, you're not getting laid in FCA. That's what I'm saying. A fellowship of Christian athletes. No, no, no.

Bobby. Hey, baby, you want to get some of this? Bobby's. Welcome to the Christian club. I'm here to... Bobby, rewind. That's what I'm saying. I feel like for some of your life, you were...

All the other people in FCA got chicks. Okay, but I feel like you had other goals, you didn't have time for that. The goal was. would have been. There was plenty of time. No, all the things. The time was there. All the things. But look at you now. Yeah, look at him now.

Yeah, dude, look at you now. Hey, listen, let me tell you this. I haven't been touched in eight months. I don't need to know that. Why are we talking about it? Like, when you get out, you sound like the bachelor dude. Oh, I sound like the bachelor dude. I sound like the virgin guy.

Which is fine. But, you know, we don't need to know. I'm just letting you know. being honest with you. Yeah. And that's all he was doing. I don't like, that's not my thing. See?

I just think it hasn't, it's never been your thing. So that's why it took so long. Yeah, what's not your thing? I don't know. My thing's not being. He's just ended up and things. Okay.

So confused. Whatever. There's nothing. Your priorities are not that. No one liked me when I was young. Okay. So now I have trouble with people liking me now because they go, why do they like me now?

Because I got a little bit of success on my role. So, no, you can't go anywhere else. of the bell. That's why I say. Yeah. Oh, I see what you did. Swatting them away like flies. Yeah.

No, I'm not spawning away like flies either. Crazy. You guys are out of your mold. There's that. I should say this, though. I'm doing two shows in Little Rock and Ballexie, Mississippi, and they're both almost right. Almost sold out.

So if you're in Little Rock or Biloxy and you want to come to a show, Bobby Bonescomody. Because they both almost sold out. Bobbybonescom. Bobbybonescom. I'm going to go do Dave Ramsey's radio show today. That's awesome. Yeah. What are we going to ask me about?

Yeah, you know what you're going to talk about? Wealth. Oh. The quickest segment ever. I'm assuming it's for my book. All right. Dave Ramsey, by the way, is a humongous, one of the biggest radio personalities in the world, man. The guy knows how to make a dollar or two.

He knows how to save a dollar. Yeah, he does. And so he's a friend of mine, and he comes on this show, I have very much value as friendship and he's tremendously entertaining and so he's invited me to go to his show so I'm gonna go down to his show I've never been to his show

I don't ever do other people's shows it's weird for me to do that I've done Charlemagne show The Breakfast Club Yeah Elvis Duran once But I don't really hop on radio shows It feels foreign to me

Yeah It's like walking into someone else's kitchen Yeah are you gonna let him flip it Or I feel like are you gonna be interviewing him or is he gonna My problem is that I walk in and go Oh I'm good I'm good at this This is my thing, too, so I'd kind of take over.

I shouldn't. I'm in someone's house. You don't go into someone's house, take your pants off, put your hand in your underwear, and be like, I'm here. No, yeah, you don't do that. But I might do that today, Dave Ramsey. Just, like, literally do that. Take my pants off. Dave. See, I'm going to do that today.

I think it's this afternoon, unless we're taping it for another day, but I'm pretty sure it's today. So, that's, I'm doing that today. So we can tune in? Do people still say that? I don't think so. But only people, hey, Morgan number two, you're 24. Do you say tune in? Yeah, I do it.

I tweet it. A lot. You do? Mm-hmm. I think that the key to that was you used to have tuners. Yes. Yeah, tune in Tokyo. It's like, scan the dial.

Baby, do you ever wonder? Yeah. Wonder whatever became of me. Do you that? No. Living on the air in Cincinnati. No. Cincinnati, WKRP.

Oh, yeah, I still haven't seen that. How do you work in radio and you don't know WKRP? I don't know. I ask myself that question every day. How do I work in radio? I don't know. Without the second part. Well, but, I mean, Bobby, I don't think Lunchbox and I know what you're talking about.

Eddie's in her way in a music, though. This is WKRP Cincinnati, right? WK. Yeah, but Eddie's very much into music. And he sent me an email like five years ago as a dude, watch this. You have to watch this. It's just a TV show about a radio station, but it's very music-oriented. Gotcha.

Yeah, I mean, you guys, you're here for the party. Eddie's here. He likes to music. I like music. Yeah. Sorry, I let you down, bones. That's all right. Well, that's the deal.

I'm going to do the Amy, anything today? No. Good for you. Lots of party. You know I got things on my plate today. I mean, I got a lot of things. Like, I got to get that nap. Yeah, that does.

Yeah. What you got to hit the grocery store? And you know what starts tonight? Oh, I don't. I don't. The challenge. Final reckoning on MTV. Bananas.

C.T. Bananas are fighting each other? C.T. is going to be on there? Oh, yeah. Johnny bananas. Johnny bananas. Yeah, come on. You got to know Johnny Bananas.

I don't. I mean, we're going back like 15 years. Oh, my bad. Man, it's going to be great. There it is. Well, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Morgan number two, what are you doing today? What are 24-year-olds do after the show?

I go to work out. Go to the club? And then I nap. No, I don't go to the club on a Tuesday. Do you go, like, and they play Despacito and, like, hang out? The other thing? Maybe if I was cooler. We shall see you tomorrow.

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