The Bobby Bones Show - Does Having A Vacation Nanny Make You A Bad Mom? + Bobby's Boxing Diet + Lunchbox Disses His Father-In-Law
Episode Date: July 12, 2017Bobby adds carbs to his training diet, the 'nanny on vacation' debate and Lunchbox calls out his father-in-law Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.c...om/listener for privacy information.
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Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Morning, welcome to Wednesday show.
More in the studio.
Morning.
Hey, Eddie, you have two kids.
I do.
One's nine, once three.
I'm reading a story about how.
you have to buy them bigger school clothes, not
because they're growing, but because kids are getting fatter.
Really? Because they're sitting around playing video games
all summer instead of being like we did, just go out and play.
Oh, that's no good. We were just talking about
maybe installing like a little TV in their little game room for their
console. They have a game room? Yeah, we have an extra room and we put a
bouncy house in there and all their toys. That's their room to
trash. Hey. They have a trash room?
Yeah. They have a bouncy house? They clean it up every like two weeks.
Every two weeks. Yeah, they can do whatever they want in there.
That's their room.
That's like their man cave.
It sounds like poison from the 80s.
What do you mean?
Trash a room.
No, like Legos, they don't have to pick them up every day if they want.
So hold on a minute.
Yes.
Do they share a bedroom?
Yeah, they have a bedroom.
They live in a bedroom.
They have bunk beds and they share the bedroom.
Why don't they have each their own rooms then?
So they can have a bouncing house?
I have an office.
What?
What do you need an office?
You have a lot of working home.
No, no.
You're not being something's not right.
What am I?
What do you mean?
Is your trashy room?
Also, you're a lot.
office? No, the trashy room is it was part of the garage and when we bought the house it was
converted into just a spare bedroom, but we didn't need a spare bedroom, so we just let them
have it. Why not give them their own bedroom one of them, the nine-year-old? Oh, they like
the bunk beds. They're like little buddies. They hang out. And then it's weird. They never
hang out in their room. Like, they just sleep in their room and change clothes and that's it.
Also, why do you have an office? I do work. I have my computer set up there. All my trophies, my
ACM awards up there.
Am I raging idiots?
You know, platinum CD?
No, platinum, whatever we have.
Why do you have an office?
For that?
For display?
Because you don't work in there.
I do.
Well, I don't, I rarely work in there.
But my desk is in there.
You know, like when you send emails, like I send that to my office?
I have an office.
And I can, like, lunchbox.
I can write it off.
I have an office in my house.
It's only like one, three, four years and only a little amount.
Don't get like lunchbox.
You don't have to bore me with the technicalities.
I have an office.
Anyway, buy your baby and clothes.
Your kids are getting fat, apparently.
Recognizing people, doing cool things.
It's ICU.
So a man was rescued from his car after went flying off a cliff at Massachusetts.
The guy's car went off the road about 5.20 p.m. in Plymouth, which is right south of Boston.
The witness said he saw the car actually fly over the cliff but didn't think that was a cliff.
He just let the car disappear.
He just went down a hill or something.
Wow.
And then went over there and looked and was dangling about a third of the way down.
the car had caught and was dangling.
He saw smoke coming from the car.
He was able to run and climb down.
He broke the windshield, pulled the guy from the car.
That's crazy.
It's crazy because he could have been hurt.
That's what a real, like, this guy's heroic because he risked his own life to save somebody else.
That's crazy to me.
And it's awesome.
I don't know what I'd have done.
I'm always like, I'm 9-1-1.
I'm probably, like, stand up there and go, help.
But this guy went down there and busted the window and pulled him out of the car.
Wow. How about this dude? All right, well, I see you. Whoever you are, masked man.
They said he had a bat on his chest and had like a black suit on.
And a cape?
Yeah, but they don't know who it is.
No, that's not true.
I see you.
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The American League won two to one in extra innings.
MVP was Robinson Cano, so congrats to him.
Here are the things happening right now.
Stranger Things Season 2 on Netflix will premiere October 27th.
They predicted a Halloween, but now it's moved up a few days.
Oh, okay.
I'm pretty excited about that.
Yeah, me too.
It was quite the cultural phenomenon when it happened, because I don't think we knew where that show was going.
But I'll watch it.
I don't think I'm super excited, but I'd give by seven excitement.
Okay.
I'll give you 6.5.
Oh, even less.
Yeah, because I feel like I'm always less excited about TV shows than you.
If had you gotten 8, I would have gotten 7.5.
Should have asked you first.
You know what I've been watching, and I finished it finally, was that designated survivor.
Oh, you're done?
I'm done with the season.
Or you're caught up?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
And that's one of those network shows, and it's a little bit cheesy, but the premise is really good.
I agree.
My husband will not watch it with me for the cheese factor.
He's like, this is so ridiculous.
It's a little over the top.
And Keeper Selling plays the president, and everybody was blown up, and he's the designated survivor, the one that was left over.
But I watch it on airplanes mostly.
That's why it took me so long.
Yeah.
So the number one
Most Watch YouTube video now
Is this
See you again
2.9 billion views
This is from the Fast and the Furious
The Fate
The Fate of the Furious
Oh my goodness
What is it just a song?
A Furious not
Yeah the video
Beating out Sai Gangnam style
Oh wait
Maybe this one's not too
Whatever the case is
That's the new one
Yeah
That's good
Major League Baseball All-Star game was last night
So the American League won
Two won the 10th inning
I said I haven't watched it
Like an idiot
I was like
I don't know why I watched it
I'm a sports fan
But I shouldn't stay up and watch that
The Bobby Bonds
Man time for positivity
I'm glad you're here to hear this
Because we go around the room
It's like show and tell of positive news
Tell me something good
Go tell me something good
Amy, you're up.
A Wisconsin school bus driver named Trudy.
She loves her elementary school kids on her route so much that she crocheted each and
every one of them a toy.
And she didn't just make a bunch and pass them out.
She took orders and made custom creations for each student.
I mean, Star Wars characters, trolls, dolls, whatever they wanted, crocheted them throughout
the year.
Boom, handing them out.
That's cool.
I love it.
Lunchbox.
Harley Bone was driving down the highway in Hawaii.
just enjoying it going, man, what a beautiful day.
All of a sudden, this little single engine plane comes down, down, boom, crashes in a canal,
catches on fire, Harley Bone jumps out of the car, runs over and pulls the three passengers
from the plane, all three alive.
Wow.
Wow.
Man, tell me something good.
Now I've got to go after those two stories.
Man, Steve went for you, a huge baseball fan.
So when his wife Heather wanted to surprise him that she was his kidney donor match,
which, by the way, is hard to find a match anyway.
but that your wife is, she knew how to do it.
So the couple, they often open baseball cards together because that's his hobby.
She made one for him of his picture on it.
And he's going through, he's like, wait, what?
And then on it it said, you have a match for your kidney,
and then it said your wife.
That's awesome.
Okay, you win.
And if everything checks out with all the additional testing,
which they're done with the big parts of the testing,
just some small things now, they'll have the surgery by the end of the month.
Crazy, huh?
That's awesome.
That's good news.
Officers in Connecticut had to rescue a raccoon
gets head stuck in a can.
Yeah.
That's what happened.
You throw cans out and let's say,
you're just littering?
Yeah.
Little things stick their heads in little holes.
And then they get stuck.
They get stuck because they had to come
and cut the chin can off the raccoon.
Raccoon's alive, but...
Oh, we made it?
Okay.
He did make it.
If you're feeling down in the dumps,
you can paint.
Because they say painting
relieves depression and just makes you happier.
I would like to disagree
because I tried painting one.
and it wasn't that I just wasn't good
because I wasn't
I'm not an art
For some reason
I do not have that creative part
that I can't draw
I can't paint
I don't have that
But I was also unhappy
because I had to spend a bunch of money
to get all the supplies
Oh true
I had to buy the paints
And the brushes
And the you know
I had to buy a new building
To go paint in
And I had to buy
So it wasn't nothing about it
It was relaxing
Terrible
I said your take
It was so bad at it
It's frustrating
Yeah I painted
And I can practice all I want
I wasn't going to get better.
I used to do those paint-by-the-numbered things.
Oh, yeah, those are fun.
No, I couldn't even do that.
Oh, nothing?
I was not even a kid who would stay in the lines when I would color.
Really?
I couldn't.
You rubble.
I just have so much an angst inside of me.
I was like punk rock colorer.
I was like, give me that.
Don't show me lines.
Punk rock that.
What I'm going to do later on, just play some of this.
I did a bobby cast last night with Zach Crowell who wrote a bunch of Sam Hunt songs,
almost all of them.
But he also produced like body like a backroad,
and he brought in his computer and played the tracks.
Fast as I can't.
And like the broken down parts of it.
Got brazen air.
First time I seen a walk by.
I fell up by my chair.
And he's playing this stuff here.
And he's describing.
And he's breaking it down musical.
It's fascinating.
Wow.
So cool.
So I'll play some of that in a little bit like how body like a back girl was put together.
Dang, it's like behind the music.
On the radio.
That's what the Bobbycast is.
Yes.
You can subscribe to that.
on iHeart Radio and Save It or iTunes, search Bobbycast.
Zach Crowell, Sam Hunt's producer and writer.
We'll do that in just a little bit.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
John Party is learning an important lesson while he's out on the road with Dirk's Bentley.
And that's basically respect for everyone.
So I have a lot of friends at tour, a lot of artist friends at tour.
Yeah.
And there are a couple camps that treat everybody fantastic because they always know
that these are the people
that hopefully
will be having them
on their tour
like this thing's ship
Dirks is one of them
and Lindsay's now
on the Paisley tour
and Paisley is notoriously
his group is great
to young artists
the Maddie and Tays
the Lensys
the people like that
that's cool
well that's what John's saying
about Dirk's he treats
everybody like family
from the crew
to the catering people
to the truck drivers
everybody
and that's not common
a lot of big artists
the headlining act
they don't even talk
to the lower act
because they just don't see each other
it's on purpose
everybody's in a different place
yeah
There's not like a backstage where everybody hangs.
Okay.
It's not a thing.
People think that, but it's not a thing.
Yeah, and their heads are probably picturing.
Everybody's just hanging out.
Okay, so Lauren Elena, she dyed her hair pink.
Is that real, though?
It's real.
Yeah.
She posted a picture, and Brett Michaels, he even got his attention, and he saw it,
reposted it, and wrote This Rocks.
Pink Hair.
I'm Amy.
That's her 30 Second Skinny.
Bobby Bones Show.
Boney Up the Day.
This story comes to us from Florida.
A 50-year-old man.
He doesn't really like paying for golf balls,
so he always goes to the golf course, jumps in the pond,
and goes diving for free one.
The only problem was he jumped in, was diving.
Alligator, got him by the arm.
Oh, man.
He was able to fight the alligator off,
get out of the water, and call 911.
Wow.
How about that?
You don't know where you are?
Did you not...
Well, he just didn't think...
He's in Florida.
Yeah, there's gators on the golf course in Florida,
but free golf balls.
Wow.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Yeah.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Apparently selfie lice is becoming more and more of a thing.
Even so much they're sending notes home from school with kids saying,
if they're taking selfies together, they're probably passing head lice.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Like, they lean in real close to get into the selfie.
You touch your heads together.
Sophie lice.
Eddie have two kids.
Yeah, we just had a lice announcement like, well, before the summer started.
But yeah, they came.
I got a letter that said that.
there was lice around the school.
Didn't say it was from selfies, though.
Tell your kids, easy on the selfies.
Okay.
If you do, don't touch heads.
Yeah, a little distance.
When our lives were younger, it was like don't share hats.
That was the thing.
And I was the kid, they were going to class.
Oh, it's humiliating.
Because I was a dirty kid.
We didn't have any money.
I grew up very poor.
And so I was a dirty kid.
And my goal was to not wear the same clothes to school two days in a row.
So it was that I didn't have a whole lot of clothes.
And the goal was just don't get made fun of.
for wearing the same clothes two days in a row.
And they would come in and do his lice checks with toothpicks.
And they would say, okay, you're out of the class.
I get sent of the class four times.
In front of everybody.
In front of everybody.
That's so.
It wasn't even a thing where, like, they announced it to the end of the day and you went home.
Yeah.
Because you know what?
What would a few more hours would have mattered in the grand scheme of lice?
Huh?
I see what you did there.
But no, they said, okay, you're out and they would send us out.
We'd go right to the hallway and send us right home.
Oh, man.
I probably got liced about ten times.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
That's a lot of light.
I had a lot of lice.
And they would go, oh, there's eggs, you got to go.
I remember, it's one of those gross, making up feel good memories.
Yeah, I know.
But you know there's other kids out there right now like that, and it just makes me want to hug them.
You too can have lice and make it on the radio.
Oh, gosh.
I'm an example of that, you know?
Hey, Lisa and Fort Charlotte.
Hey, good morning.
How are you?
I'm awesome.
Good morning to you.
What's going on?
Hey, I just wanted to call.
You know, there's almost so much hatred and negative in the world today, and I'm a,
I'm a first-time crawler.
Thank you.
And I'm a newer listener, and I'm a city girl, born and raised in Connecticut, and I'm living in Florida now,
but I'm becoming more and more of a country fan because I enjoy listening to you guys,
and I just wanted to say what an awesome job you're doing.
And I think the love and respect that you guys have for one another for your friendship,
you can just tell from listening to you guys.
I think you're awesome.
Ah, that's very nice of you.
Sometimes I wonder about you guys, but I appreciate that.
Now, she can tell.
She knows.
We have for each other.
Now, thank you, Lisa.
I appreciate you being a new listener.
And thanks for calling the show this morning.
Hey, I got to tell you real quick, though.
I'm a dental hygienist, and your toothbrushing video was awesome.
Yeah.
I made your hygienist proud.
Thank you very much.
I do a whole show called Bobby brushes his teeth online.
And that's all I do is brush my teeth and teach people how to do it.
My tongue.
I know.
I forgot my tongue, one of the shows.
And boy, did I get it.
Yeah.
Well, thank you for the call.
Hey, I appreciate you.
So thank you very much.
I appreciate you.
All right.
I have a subway singer going on America's Got Talent last night.
I don't watch the show, but I pull clips in the morning, and I watch this and just crushed it.
And I always like it.
This dude's been singing in the subway for over 37 years, not the restaurant any.
Okay.
I thought the restaurant, too.
A subway singer, what do you think?
He's going into subways and singing?
Obviously, it's the subway.
Okay, fine.
Okay.
Listen to the respect to my voice.
voice I have for you guys right now.
Yeah, you're pretty embarrassed by us.
I mean, if we thought it, other people were thinking it, maybe.
I thought he said, I work at Subway.
While he's making sandwiches.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want some hand in turkey.
You want Swiss or American.
Meatball some.
Six inch or not, 12.
What is it?
Toasted bun.
See?
Cheips with that.
Wheat or white.
Wheat or white?
Yeah, that's the kind of bread.
Oh, yeah.
Wheat or white.
At subway, but it's not even about the subway.
The rest of it's about subway where you take the train.
Are you taking the A train?
Never mind.
I will punish you by not playing the club.
Dang.
Yeah.
Hello, you're on the year.
Lauren Springdall, Arkansas.
Hi.
What's happening?
First time caller, by the way.
Yeah.
Again.
I just want to say I feel your pain on the whole life story.
When I was younger and probably like a third or fourth grade,
I got life all the.
all the time.
And so my mom tried everything, like mayonnaise
and all these life different things
and everything. Like, she tried everything.
And finally, the last time I got life,
she said,
she'll almost shave your head.
Did you curse and beep yourself out, or did you hit a button?
No, I didn't curse.
Okay, now I heard it, beep. So she had to shave your head? Is that what you said?
Yeah. In third grade.
As a girl?
Yeah, she's a girl.
Oh, man. Wow. That's wrong.
That's, yeah.
Fourth grade, the next week after she made my head, I had to take school pictures with no hair.
Oh, man, that lice got you.
You weren't even taking selfies then.
Lice 1, Laura, 0.
Oh, you got a baby there with you now?
I do.
What's the baby's name?
Jay Buck.
How old?
Two.
How's that going?
First baby or second baby or third baby?
He is my first, and I have a little girl.
She is about T1 on Tuesday.
Dang.
Dang, look at you with all the kids.
How's that going?
You like being a mom or no?
Oh, I love it.
Yeah?
And I'm a teacher, too.
Dang, yeah, kids everywhere.
Kids, kids, good for your heart.
All right, hey, appreciate you calling.
I appreciate you very much.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate you.
All right, bye-bye.
Man.
I'll give you that subway club in a second.
If you'll behave.
I promise.
Well, it's behaving.
Let's go.
Mike Young has been singing in the Subway
in New York for 37 years,
and so he auditioned for America's Got Talent,
and he did Unchained Melody.
Now, remember, he's been singing for 37 years in the subways.
Pretty good.
I wouldn't say blow-awayable if he was, like, a professional singer,
but the fact that he's been singing for almost 40 years into the subway,
you give him the root four points, too.
Yeah.
Like, he's good, and then you're like, dang,
he's been singing for 40 years, making money on the subway.
I'd have put him through, too.
Like I don't hear them and go, boom, future superstar.
But I'm like, you're good and you've been hustling.
So, bing, or whatever they do on that show.
I don't know.
They ding them in, they open a door.
All those shows are confusing.
There are too many of them right now.
Open a door.
All right, you're free to go.
Hey, Carissa.
Yes.
Good morning.
Carissa or Carissa.
Carissa.
Okay.
How are you?
Good.
How are you doing?
I'm really good.
What's going on in your day today?
Well, I have to work this morning with it.
I'm taking a huge CPA exam, and it's a four-part exam, and I've taken several parts a few times, and have a pass.
I have to get 75, and I've just been struggling with it, so I just need some encouragement from you and everyone else at the show.
Are you prepared, I guess is my first question, because you can go into anything and fail, and you fail because you're not ready for it.
But first of all, are you actually ready?
Is this a mental thing or a preparation thing?
It's both. I've been getting up really early in the morning and I go into work early or I go to a coffee shop and I study for hours before work and take practice exams and there's an online program you follow and I've been doing that. So I've just always gotten right around 71, 72, 73 I've gotten on the exam from like right there. I just need that one little boost to get over the edge that pass an exam.
Well, there are two things you can do. One, you can always prepare.
pair your brains out. But if you get to that point where it's your brain that's keeping you
because you start to freak out, you get a little anxiety before a thing. Here are two things.
First of all, you go in and you turn this song on before you go in. Pumps you up, takes your heart
rate down. You take deep breaths. I'm a firm believer in talking yourself into things, though.
I think you can talk yourself into success. That's also why I put it out there sometimes.
I'll do interviews and say really obnoxious things. Like I did with Rolling Stone, I was like,
I'm the greatest interviewer in the format, and one of them on the radio.
Do I really think that?
Probably not.
But I say that I have to hold myself to that standard.
And I also say things like, oh, I go on stage.
You stand up.
You're going to go out.
You're going to, I talk to myself.
I talk myself into things.
I believe it works.
And so you have to find your device that you believe in.
And I think you can talk yourself into it.
You just talk to yourself like a second person.
Who else I'm going to talk to?
Nobody else is with me.
So I'm like, hey, you're going to go out.
You're going to kill the first 12 minutes.
Do you say it out loud or internally?
I talk it out loud.
Oh, wow.
It's the same way I put goals on my phone lock screen.
Sure.
Like a vision board?
vision in my head all I want, but I need to physically see on my lock screen, my goal for
whatever it is. So, Carissa, what I'm going to say to you is, before you go take this test,
if it's a mental thing, if it's an anxiety thing, find your device. For me, it's that song,
Seven Nation Army, and say to yourself, hey, I'm about to do this. Like, I'm tired of
fooling around. All this tomfoolery of getting 72 is not going to happen anymore. I'm about to
hit an 80 and then go hit it. That's it. Talk yourself into it. Repeat after me.
All right, Carissa.
Hi, Carissa.
We'll go and kick this thing right in its butt.
We'll go and kick this thing right in its butt.
A 75 is not acceptable.
An 80 is acceptable.
75 is not acceptable and 80 is unacceptable.
Absolutely.
All right.
Now, talk to yourself beforehand.
Take your heart rate down and you got this.
That's all.
It's all our listeners.
Talk yourself into winning.
You can talk yourself into winning.
If you're prepared, you can talk yourself into winning.
Thank you, Carissa.
Hey, I appreciate you, Carissa.
Thank you.
Yes.
Well, you look puzzled at my statement there.
No, I'm thinking about things I need to talk myself into.
I'm not puzzled.
I'm like, I should do that more.
You have to put the work in first.
People always want stuff without working for it.
No, I work.
I know.
I'm talking.
People always like, hey, how do I make a million dollars?
You're just saying, say it out loud, I want to make a million dollars.
That's not how life works.
Oh, okay.
But I do believe you can talk yourself into things.
I want my kids to come home.
Well, I don't know if you can talk yourself into this.
And they're on my screensaver.
You let, listen, I can, I've told you before.
Give me the green light.
I'll make it happen.
Green light.
Yeah?
I don't know.
That's right.
Give him the green light.
She's not giving me the green light.
Dude, I mean, I love that power move.
Amy has really high morals and standards and integrity.
So do you.
Yeah.
And I don't even know what this green light is giving you permission to do.
It sounds bad, though.
It doesn't matter.
I'm all, Amy is for doing the right thing all the time.
I'm for doing the biggest right thing in comparison.
Oh, okay, okay.
Like last night I was picturing my husband, not my husband, that's weird.
My son waddling up our stairs.
And I was like, I need to see him waddling up our stairs before he can't wattle anymore.
Like I don't want to see a grown man going to bed.
I want to see my cute little six-year-old waddling up the stairs.
So Amy has two kids who's adopted.
She's waiting for them to be able to move to the nine.
States. She's been in the for over four years. Can I, I mean, can I say what I've told you
before? Oh, but I'm not even think that's it. No, it's not. Nope. Okay. This, like, Amy has me.
If she ever needs to call the power. Boom. I throw a sharp hook. She doesn't want it because
Amy has a lot of those things I talked about. She has, I know, I know. What do you want to do?
Oh, let me play this for you.
This is Zach Crowell.
He produced Sam Hunt's record pretty much
and wrote a bunch of the songs.
So he wrote Body Like a Backrow with Sam Hunt.
And he was talking about breaking down the song
and he brought his laptop in on the Bobbycast in my house
and was like,
So how would you do that with your mouth?
If you turn that off, just do it now like you would.
Well, no, it's him playing it, right, the thing.
And me next to him going,
blah, da, da.
So that's his voice in four.
guitars.
And that first
lake goes
bamp bada
that's a voice
added in there too.
Wow.
So cool.
And on the Bobbycast
if you subscribe to it
you can hear that.
They also talk about
Copcar from Keith Urban
and because Sam wrote that
with Zach, the same guy.
And Sam wasn't even
an artist yet.
He was an aspiring artist.
And it was a little controversial
because Zach said,
I want to give it to Keith
and Sam's like I want to keep it
well they gave it to Keith.
And so Keith Urban ended up cutting it.
He just wanted to keep the song for himself.
It's his song.
It's his story.
That happened to him.
Even though we disagreed, his vote was to keep the song for himself.
And at that time, he was an aspiring artist.
But Sam, you know, when he knows what he wants, he's diehard for that.
And I told him, I was like, man, because Keith had asked me to produce it, which is ridiculous and unbelievable.
So if one of the songwriters says, give it away.
Oh, I was like, how to, if it's, not 50-50, really?
Well, I think three people wrote that song.
Oh, three.
Okay, got you.
And one of them was thinking, but again, at the time, Sam Hunt wasn't Sam Hunt.
Right.
He was just somebody trying to be an artist.
And these guys are trying to eat meals, have dinner, like pay their bills.
And so Keith, everyone got the song.
So that's what the Bobbycast is.
I love the behind the scenes of country music and the production.
And hearing isolated vocals from like Sam from Body, like a Backroad.
Got brazen air.
First time I seen her walk by.
I fell up my chair.
Had to get her number.
It's something like six weeks.
Now me and her go way back.
So it's things like that that he brings in.
He's like, hey, this is how the song actually came together.
So it's pretty cool.
Yeah, search Bobbycast in here.
But I mean, that's a lot of the little things there.
But he wrote songs for Carrie.
Yeah, it's a cool thing.
It's awesome.
You don't think it is, but that's okay.
Actually, I really was not just saying that this one's awesome.
Even this morning we're talking about football.
You can tell I'm joking.
You can tell I'm joking with football.
but I like your Bobbycast
and I listen to Karen
and I'll probably listen to this guy.
I'm intrigued.
What's the name?
Chris.
No, is that Crowell?
Come on.
Oh, Amy.
I'm sorry, I don't know the songwriters like you do
but I am interested.
I think that audio is really
and it's like, whoa.
Also, Sam Hunt can sing without anything else.
Sam Hunt's coming here and sing and sing
and been like, we've been like,
day, it's really good.
Yeah.
I'm just giving you a hard time.
Okay, sorry, Zach.
Relax.
Ames.
Just search Bobby Cass.
It's got awkward.
I'm subscribed.
You can check my phone.
You want to?
Anyway, I'm done.
Howdy y'all?
You're listening to the Sheriff of Country Music.
Bobby Bones.
At Texas Ranger baseball game, you can buy what they call a Texas snowball.
And you eat it.
And they say no children or pregnant women should be able to eat this.
What's in it?
Whoa.
I know the fact they have to warn people.
They're like Everclear or something?
No, there's no alcohol.
Oh.
It's a circle of shredded meat
dipped in funnel cake battered, deep fried,
and coated and powdered sugar.
Oh, my goodness.
It costs $10 for two Texas snowballs.
And again, it says not recommended
for kids or pregnant women.
I mean, it sounds like the Texas giant roller coaster
more than it does something you bite a baseball game.
Yeah, but why not pregnant women?
What's wrong with that?
Maybe it's just so unhealthy.
Too much sugar, I would bet.
That's the thing, though.
Like, why all of a sudden when you're pregnant
you're concerned with what you're putting your body
because you're baby?
Because you're providing for that baby too
Yeah
But why not do it for yourself
Like sometimes
Because the baby has no choice
The baby has no choice
But to take the bad stuff
Yeah you have to think about that
At least for myself
I know I'm doing it for a nice
Oh okay
Yeah
I know
That's parenting stuff
You should all been pregnant
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
The average hourly wage for Americans
According to the latest government figures
I read this
The average is $23 an hour
That seemed high to me
Wow
I'm gonna say 15
That's up
That seemed high to me.
It's...
Because that's the average.
Hey, raises all nowhere.
Sorry about that.
Here's the story.
And this is all about
if you take a nanny
or a babysitter on vacation,
does that make you a bad mom?
No.
Yes.
What?
Why?
By the way, you guys can call us too
if you want.
If you can do that,
why in the world would that make you a bad mom?
Our phone number is 8777.
Bobby. So the reason the story
came up with there's a mom of two. She pays $2,000
take their nanny on this vacation.
And they're rich and they go abroad.
Right. Okay. So they're over and so on the country.
Clearly they have the money. But they say
a lot of middle class parents are taking babysitters
or nannies on vacation.
And she's like, listen, vacation's time for rest. And if I want to rest,
I got he takes me watching my kids. Exactly.
Like if you're on vacation with all your kids,
it's not vacation. That's like a trip.
A work trip.
Amy and Lunchbox are both passionate about this. But Eddie, he's the one who
kids.
Yeah.
Lachbox you go first.
It's easy.
You are supposed to go on vacation to spend time with your family.
That is the whole point.
If you have kids and you're going on vacation,
obviously, if you have a nanny back home,
you're not spending that much time with them anyway.
So to go on vacation and also take your nanny or babysitter,
you're just a lazy parent.
Oh, my gosh.
So you think it's okay, Amy.
I totally think it's okay.
And I don't think it means that you're not spending time with your kids,
and I don't think it makes you lazy.
I mean, look at his opportunity.
The nanny doesn't have to be doing your job
for you as a mom or a dad, you can still be just as involved, but say you and your husband
want to sneak away for a date night, boom, your nanny, could you find a babysitter if you're elsewhere
and you're in another country? No, but your nanny's there to babysit your kids so you and your
husband can go on a date. Let's eliminate other country, because that's not us. Okay, fine. You go
from Colorado to Florida. You go to the beach. You're in Florida. You take your nanny. You get to go
on a date. That's not a big deal. Eddie? Oh, man. I rarely agree with lunchbox, but I'm going to go
with lunchbox on this because
vacation is about family time
and if you're taking a nanny,
like it's not a vacation.
You shouldn't have taken.
Okay.
He's right though.
He's right.
You should probably just leave the kids at home
and then take your own trip with your husband or wife.
But then you want,
maybe you want the daytime with your kids.
Honestly,
I feel like the kids will probably feel left out.
If you could afford it, Eddie,
would you take help to go with you?
Probably.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Our phone number is 8777.
77 Bobby
All right there's a story about a mom taking
a nanny on vacation and everybody in the internet's like you can't
do that that means you're not a good mom
If you take a nanny on vacation it means you're not a good mom
So that's what we're talking about here
Rachel and Louisiana good morning
Good morning Bobby how are y'all
I'm really good we're good what you think about this
If you take a nanny a babysitter on vacation
Does that make you a bad parent?
Absolutely not
Mom's need breaks too, moms need vacations too
And so to kids so I mean I
was a babysitter on a vacation. This was 10 or 12 years ago, but I mean, two families got together.
They had four kids all together. I went with them. Mom, you know, they went out in the evening,
went to dinner, they did their thing. I had the kids. We stayed in and watch pizza. I mean, I really
don't see a downside to it. I mean, 10 years later, I am a mom. So it's like, hmm, if I go on vacation,
do I want to bring, well, he's 15 months. So, I mean, I'd probably just bring like my mom,
throw that owner, but I mean, I don't really see a downside to it.
I appreciate the call.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate you.
So Amy says, no, it's not a big deal.
Uh-uh.
Lunchbox says you're a bad parent.
Absolutely a bad parent.
I don't understand the point of going on vacation with your kids to bring someone else to
watch them so you can go have fun.
Don't you want to have fun with your kids on vacation?
Like, if you have a nanny at home, that means at home you're very busy, so this is a getaway
time to spend time with your kids.
Amy will have a nanny
when she gets her kids because
Amy and her husband will both be at work.
So they have to have somebody stay at the house.
And so you go on vacation and you take
the nanny with you? I could see
us doing that. You can see you or yes.
I don't know
because I don't know that we will need the nanny
all the time, especially on vacation.
But I will say my husband
and I don't get a ton of time together
and I could see if
we were able to do it, I could see us
bringing our nanny with us and us spending time with our kids all during the day and when it's
time for them to go to bed, if we go out, then the nanny or the babysitter can stay behind and
be with our kids at the hotel or wherever we're staying.
Is that a bad mom?
That's a bad mom.
That's laziness.
Wait.
What?
They're sleeping.
Exactly.
So stay with your kids and have wine in the living room while the kids sleep in the other
room when you're on vacation.
Why do you need to go out?
I just don't know how that makes me lazy.
All I hear is a lot of money.
Like to me, for sure.
Regardless of mom, I'm just telling you what I hear, somebody who grew up with no money, I'm like, you're paying for somebody to go on vacation with you?
Like, if you can afford it, I say you can do it.
I have no problem with you doing it, but holy cow, that's a whole other human you got to pay for.
Tommy, hello, Virginia Beach.
Hey, Bobby, good morning, everybody.
You're on the air, buddy.
Thank you for calling.
Hey, no problem.
Thank you guys for having me.
So I got to say, I agree with Amy on this one.
And I'll tell you, my wife and I both were in the military.
And we've got four kids.
So when it comes to doing anything, we don't have help.
We're in the military.
We move all the time.
So our family is states away from us.
So when it comes to being able to do something, it's almost near impossible for us to do it now.
So for example, we went on a cruise.
And I got to tell you, right off the bat, the first thing we were looking for at night was the child care or even during the day.
Or the simple fact that as a parent, when you have your kids, your life starts when your kids wake up and your day ends when your kids go to bed.
So yeah, having a drink or sitting down in the little.
living room watching some TV together. That's nice. But if you can't get out for dates,
you know, every now and now, every now and now, it's nice to know that there's somebody
there to watch them. Now, what I take a nanny, I'm in the military, man. We don't make that much
money. But if I could afford it, you're absolutely right. I'd do it at least once or twice.
Tommy, appreciate you, buddy. I appreciate you.
There is no right answer. However, to me, I just hear, that's a lot of money.
You guys can fight about if you're the philosophical differences.
Who's paying for that?
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Twitter poll, we just asked a question that we were just talking about.
You can go over to Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter.
If you take a babysitter on vacation, does that make you a bad parent?
About 70% of people say, no, it doesn't.
What?
What is what with these people?
Because it doesn't make you a bad parent.
Thank you for all the calls.
Bad parents.
Mr. Bobby Bones is my Twitter.
There's a poll up there.
Most people say, listen, if you can afford it, why not?
It'd be like, if you could eat the finest steak every night, would you?
If you can afford it.
Yeah.
I have a theory.
Go ahead.
This might be the grass is greener, though.
Because people don't know, because most of us are never going to have nannies,
so we don't know what that's like.
Okay.
Guys, at the end of the day, you're exhausted.
You go to bed when the kids go to bed.
No, not when you go to nanny.
Oh, see, I don't know.
The grass is always greener.
I don't know if it's always greener because you don't.
Yeah.
You can't afford that lawn.
That's right.
That's it.
Yeah.
By the way, thinking about bringing a new segment to the show.
Because we had a very popular segment for a long time.
We callers would call in and ask for Amy's joke.
And then it got to be where they didn't call anymore.
Yeah, why they could call it?
I don't know.
It just happened.
They got over it.
It wasn't that they got over it.
It was just we were doing other stuff and we had time to get a joke in.
But I'd like to dedicate a time because people have been asking for it again.
And it may not be a lasting segment, but I've titled it The Morning Corny.
What on earth.
Because the corny jokes.
The Morning Corny!
Why did the chicken go to jail?
Why did the chicken go to jail?
Because he was using foul language.
That was the morning corny.
I like the name.
What about the joke?
It's all really good.
It's all a package.
It's not just about you.
It's about everything.
Oh, okay.
I was just checking.
What about the joke?
Yeah, let's go ahead.
So I've been eating some carbs.
I don't normally eat carbs.
I know what a...
How do you feel?
What's it like?
Well, here's why.
Because I always try to stay really thin.
I've been boxing.
I've been trying for a big fight.
And so I have...
I box all the time, and they're exhausting workouts.
The most intense workouts I've ever done in my life.
And I get just exhausted.
And so he's like, you have to eat carbs, you know the energy.
Like, you'll burn the energy off.
So that's why I'm eating like five mills a day now.
Not because I'm killing myself here.
I'm about seven pounds.
Wow.
Look at this.
We can tell you really filled that shirt out.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, I mean, I was like, dang, dude.
This is a large shirt.
I don't wear a large.
Really?
Yeah, look at that.
Does that move you up in your weight class or whatever?
You're not a feather anymore.
I'm a bantam.
I don't even know the difference.
I got to go fight again today.
I box today.
You weigh in?
I'm actually getting better.
I'm never going to fight in the ring, ever.
I only have one good eye.
I can't get punched in my only good eye.
Yeah.
So I'm, but I think I would be probably pretty good until I get hit.
And then I'll be like, this sucks.
I'm out.
Tap out, top of my coach.
So I've been eating different foods.
I was eating peaches last night, little fruit carb, eating little oatmeal this morning.
I was reading this story about food trends, though, now.
Your will-powered eat healthy diminishes as the day goes along.
Like, as it gets later and you get tired,
any of this willpower you have in your heart and your head,
boom, gone.
The later it gets, the later you stay up,
the harder it is to eat to whatever degree you're trying to eat healthy.
Even the old diets, remember the diets that you would do,
and everybody would do like the Atkins and the...
Yeah.
And the, what else?
The whatever they were called.
Paleo?
No, pay.
That's new.
Paleo's like...
What were all those diets?
Because you used to work at gym.
I mean, they were all those fad diets.
Oh, for sure.
South Beach, which is similar to Atkins, but, yeah, the points, I would say, like, counting calories.
Now it's all about veganism.
Like, if you go to Google search.
Oh, sweet.
Count me out of that one.
And then they talk about people ordering food.
Now food delivery is, like 23 million people a day ordering food delivery.
And pizza's gone way up because they figure out of way to make healthy pizza.
Yeah.
cauliflower crust.
It's so good.
Oh, gross.
By the way, I totally someone made me cauliflower pizza.
It's amazing.
It's like when Amy made black bean brownies.
If she wouldn't have told me, I would just thought they were brownies, so they were fantastic.
But she told me and it kind of ruined it for me.
Someone made cauliflower crust pizza, and they didn't tell me until afterward.
And I was like, that was really good pizza.
What was that?
They were like, oh, I enjoyed that.
Crapard.
You know, it was one of those kind of thing?
It didn't taste like cauliflower.
It just tastes like a different kind of crust.
Yeah.
Everybody find out ways to eat healthier now.
On this day in 1994, when we were teenagers, Alan Jackson had number one song with summertime blues.
Sometimes I wonder what I'm going to do because there ain't no cure for the summertime blue.
That's a jam.
I just on the radio.
I'd be out roofing houses.
Like, I was a tear-off.
Okay, don't get it twisted.
I wasn't good enough to roof.
Oh, you took the roofs off.
You just didn't get there yet.
Right.
I moved on to golf course maintenance before I got to actually do the roofing.
But we roofed houses and I was part of the tear-off crew.
And so what you do is take a shovel, you take your foot,
and you scrape the shank.
off and you throw them down on the ground.
And then you have to get down the ground and clean all that up.
So you try to strategically throw the, it was the worst job.
To this day, sometimes the stuff you had to do growing up, like, I don't get why you're
not handy.
That's a whole point, Amy.
I mean, really, it's a good point.
Like, I was thinking about how you have to use that tackle app where you had that had that guy
come over and put a screwdriver in your wall or something.
And I'm like, no, no, no.
It's not rude.
It's a deep thought.
Like, sometimes when you share these stories about your past aside of you, we don't
know because we didn't know you then and it's like wow like he really had to work like
like some hard jobs and and like listen i did okay let me list i know i know it's not rude i'm
not rude it's deep thoughts okay okay sorry it cuts okay okay it cuts a little bit but here's so
i roofed houses yeah the reason i didn't really do a lot of the roofing because i didn't trust
myself with a nail gun and so i was tear off and clean up and i worked maintenance on a
off course and I mowed greens and raked traps and weedy did and used all that.
I mean, I was the guy.
And then I worked at a marina and had to drive boats because I lived near a lake.
And so, man, I mean, I operated boats.
I mixed, depending on what kind of engine it was, I'd have to mix oil and gas.
You would like go out and hunt and...
Yeah.
Oh, when I grew up hunting all the time.
Exactly.
To eat. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
You hunted your own food in the wild.
I mean, I'm not that guy does that TV show, a bear grill.
But you do make a point, even though it cuts a little bit, that I should be a little manlier.
But I just don't, I chose a different career in life.
I decided I want to, because my stepdad works at a sawmill, and he was like, I don't enjoy what I do.
I'll be honest.
He's like, I hate it.
It's a job.
I have to pay the bills.
And so I decided to do something that I wanted to do.
And I felt like regardless of the money I made, if I was doing something I wanted to do, I would enjoy my life.
So I found something I wanted to do
Because I wanted to do it
I worked really hard at it
Because I worked really hard at it
I became successful
And with that
I just turned into a wimp
I guess the end
But I just spent all day in studios
Writing and write books
And do radio shows
And I don't do man stuff anymore
Go to Hall Fames
No but I do think of this song
I was a man when this song was on
This is back in my manly period
And it's summertime
I'd get them to tell me
It's hot out here
Well, I'm going to raise a fuss.
I'm going to raise a holler.
In all summer just to try and earn a dollar.
I call my baby to try to get a date.
My boss says no dice, son, you got to work late.
Sometimes I wonder what I'm going to do
because there ain't no cure for the summertime blue.
I always liked that congressman line.
Sorry, I'd like to help you some, but you're too young to vote.
But you're too young to vote.
When did this come out?
1994.
Golly.
Time marches on, buddy.
Yeah.
So Controversial here.
And we'll go to Lunchbox because he was going to pick a fight with his father-in-law on the air.
I love this.
So you went on vacation.
You did not know your mother and father-in-law were coming along.
Right.
It's a surprise to you.
Yeah, and sister-in-law, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, I don't know if she came too.
Oh, and aunt.
Yeah.
Ant-in-law, I guess you call her.
Wait, so your wife, you go on this vacation.
No lie.
No lie.
You show up.
You and your wife decide to go to Portland.
She surprises you with not just the immediate family, but the extended family.
Yeah.
That would be miserable.
Crazy.
Like, I think that's crazy.
I don't know that it's miserable, but it's just crazy he didn't know.
So, okay, you get there.
And then do you make the best of it, or are you angry for a bit?
I mean, I put on a brave face and I sucked it up, and I was like, I'm going to have a great vacation.
You know, so we did a lot of things, a lot of exploring, go to dinners.
The only problem I have is at dinners and meals, my father-in-law didn't pick up the bill every time.
And you expect that.
As the father of my wife, he is the highest ranking member.
The Patriarchy of the family.
He's the patriarch.
He's the head honcho.
He's the one that's been in his career the longest, so he's the most established.
So when you're on vacation and you are there and you're the father, you're supposed to pick up the bill.
So you felt like he should have bought all the meals?
All the meals.
Like, if we are all together eating, he should have picked up the bill.
So there would be sometimes a check would come, and it would just kind of sit there,
and he would be like, oh, can we split it up or something like that?
And I'm like, split it up.
You're the father-in-law.
Like, pull out your credit card.
Hey, hey, you decide to come on vacation.
When you're the head honcho, that's what you're supposed to do.
How many meals they pay for, you think?
Percentage.
Probably 25%.
Oh, and that's way low for you.
That's way low.
That's a lot lower than 100%.
That's a lot lower than 100%.
He's got a point about it.
And so I just don't get it.
Like, I don't understand, like, what's the point of father-in-law coming on the vacation if
father-in-law is not going to take care of the vacation?
Do you ever think to yourself that you're an adult and you have a good job?
No, I understand that.
And I don't mind.
Like, if it was my wife and I, I would pay for the meals.
Like, I'm good.
Like, and maybe even if her sisters just there.
And it was me eating, I'll pay for my meal.
Because I'm more.
I'm more established.
I'm higher ranking than her sister because she's younger,
so she's not established as I am.
I get that.
It's about establishment.
Her father is way more established than I am, and he's the dad.
My wife calls him dad, so he's supposed to take care of her and take care of us.
Did you say anything to him about it?
No, I just kind of was like, oh.
We're doing it here, Bobby.
Yeah, big man.
Just do that on the radio when he's not here.
When he doesn't listen.
Yeah, he can't hear me right now, so it's great.
Wait. Is this going to get back to him?
It might, because my wife's mom is from Florida, and she has little girlfriends from high school that still listen,
and they tattletail and everything I say, and they call her out and say, ah, he was talking about you.
And so she'll probably call him and be like, oh, she's talking about your husband, how cheap he is.
How disappointed 1 to 10 are you and your father-in-law?
Nine.
Wow.
All right.
Let us know how that goes today after.
the show with your wife. I will.
All right, update us.
About half a men don't know this about their wife or significant.
They're like straight up. They just don't know.
And it's something that you would think. Maybe they would.
But that's why it's surprising. And that's why I don't think you're going to get it.
Amber's on in Massachusetts. Hey, Amber.
Hi. Thank you for calling. What do you think this is?
Her birthday.
Amy's is just...
Wow, because it's over half? Or is it half?
It's right about half.
Oh, wow.
The answer is not birthday.
But I would say that I don't think a lot of guys, I don't know anybody's birthday.
I don't know how to get places.
I don't know cell phone numbers.
It's all provided for me.
So why would I store that in my space?
Yours is April 2nd.
Appreciate that.
You're welcome.
No idea when yours is.
You're really not?
But I can look it up.
But do you really not?
All these years together, we're probably talking 11 years together, 12 years we've known each other.
You don't know my birthday?
I don't know anybody in this room's single day birthday.
You don't know my birthday.
I don't know either.
Amy, I don't know your cell phone number.
I don't know how to get to your house.
If I had to get to your house, I know.
I would have to type it back into a GPS in my phone and be like, Amy's house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
But I don't know things that I don't have to know.
Do you know your girlfriend's birthday?
He doesn't know things.
You got him.
Got him.
I don't know things.
You don't know her birthday.
He's known us way longer.
Don't you think if he knew her birthday he'd know.
That's my point.
If he knows it, I'm going to be upset.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
It's more important to know his girlfriend.
Lunchbox, yours is July 25th.
Wow.
That's right.
Some people, boom.
Some people know it all.
Some just know nothing at all.
Some just have calendars.
Yeah, I don't know anything.
And most of the time I'm like, is it their birthday?
Let me look on Facebook.
Or let me look in the...
My calendar has their birthday birthday.
You have to Facebook birthday me?
Sometimes.
I know when your birthday's coming, though.
Because it's around everybody else.
Yeah.
There's a cluster.
Do you know the month?
Have your birthday?
March?
Thank you.
Somebody just said it out loud.
I mean, full disclosure.
or I had no idea.
Are you joking?
Amy, I don't know anybody's birthday.
I know, but I mean, come on.
Is it at the beginning or end of March?
Let me say this.
Sometimes I don't know my own cell phone number.
Someone will say, what's your own number?
And I'll be like, uh-uh.
Yeah, me too.
I know yours starts with a five.
It's five-one two.
I've happened to say number 14 years.
And then nine.
Okay, so.
Oh, you don't play that game?
Hey, I don't know.
I'm starting to think I'm the better friend.
I always thought you were the better friend of me.
No, we had that quiz.
We had that quiz.
And Bobby dominated you.
I did.
I don't think it's just things you prefer.
Yes, and I won.
When?
Because you don't even remember the quiz, huh?
See, show is your true friendship.
Dana.
About half of men said they don't know this about their wife.
What do you think it is, Dana?
I think it's the age.
Dang.
Wow.
That would be even worse.
What?
No, that's not worse, because sometimes the year's all muddled together.
Oh, don't give me.
That's okay to remember.
That's crap.
Oh, Bobby, you and you're 37.
Yeah, and you're 36.
Thanks.
I know that.
What was the point of that, guys?
Nothing.
I was trying to prove who's a better friend.
I'm not in this debate.
I am.
I know.
I understand.
I'm just admitting I have flaws like crazy.
And one of them is I don't remember things.
And maybe that's, maybe it's something.
But you were, like, you read something on Wikipedia and you know it for life.
Oh, yeah.
He knows release dates of songs.
You know, like 90s sitcom.
You know what?
Michelle Tanner was wearing on the episode of Full House whenever.
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah.
It's a great point.
You don't tell me you don't remember things.
That's true.
That's true.
It's just a lazy excuse.
Quiz Bowl captain in fifth grade of the high school team.
They're attacking you.
I don't know why.
I'm not attacking.
I'm agreeing with Bobby.
What's this game?
Can we guess?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Their middle name.
Dang.
Well, this is all bad.
Well, I got two, but the one I've written down, I'm going to go with their eye color.
You don't know their eye color.
I have it.
For the win.
Social Security number.
What?
Why would you know that?
Exactly.
That's never going to get it.
No, we got it.
A couple more guesses.
Although my husband's, I do.
Lauren, you're on the air.
Hey, guys, I am going to go with how much money they make.
Oh, good one.
Good one.
That is not yet.
That's just lunchbox.
No, he knows what my wife made.
She doesn't know what he made.
Correct.
She doesn't see my paycheck.
There's not even an online bank she can log into to see how much the deposit.
Separate account, bud.
You got to keep it separate.
No, we don't have got to keep it separate.
Hey, crazy cat.
Maybe you guys can work on that.
Why?
What do they?
Say it, if the wheel is not broken, don't invent the new wheel.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's exactly what the thing.
Okay.
And now you want me to tell you the answer to this?
Are you going to wager something on it that you know it?
Ooh, $200.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, Eddie.
The answer is, say it with me, one, two, three.
Shoe size.
That's correct.
Dang it.
Look at that.
It is.
And I changed it to eye color.
I know your shoe size 11.
I know yours, 13.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Amy's got huge feet.
Amy, that's a big old.
Yeah.
Amy?
You got some flippers down there.
How do you fall when you have such a big feet?
They call her BFA, Bigfoot, Amy.
You're kind of sassy today.
No, no, no, not just this.
All morning you been kind of sassy.
And I don't know.
I don't know.
Just in general.
I've been feeling it coming from your side.
And I like it.
Why?
She's not even making eye contact with you.
She's looking at the table.
Why?
Off the air, you got mad at lunchbox.
He was calling people a bad parent for having a babysitter on
Does it make you a bad parent?
Amy, we're discussing things on the show.
I like it when you're sassy.
My only issue is it is if I call and I fire back at you, people get mad at me for taking a little, little lindless of Amy.
Well, I don't like when you say that I don't like your podcast.
That's annoying.
These are the, she's sassy.
I like sassy, Amy.
I don't listen to every single one.
Because I don't know your birthday.
Because there's like 70 of them.
That's right.
I count 70.
But the only one you listen to out of all of them was dirt.
It's not true.
I don't care. No, I've listened to more.
I don't care. I'm done with this conversation. I like Sassy Amy.
And I like Dirk. So what? So what?
I like BFA.
Karen Fairchild.
Amy does have huge feet.
No, I wear size eight.
I heard you cut the size eight off of other shoes and put it in your 13s.
Y'all.
That's rumor.
I like it.
You should stay you.
Okay.
What's going on in your life, though, that makes you set?
Did you not get enough sleep last night?
Nope, I did not.
Is that what it is?
It was technically the night before.
Yeah.
Oh, it's always two-day rule.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
But that's all.
voice change
I mean I can start
Listen things
I want my kids
Yeah
It's annoying
It's annoying
So some days you just break down
A little more than others
Some days I'm just really frustrated
I like go
Look at stuff
And I'm like
It just doesn't make sense
I reread emails
And I'm like trying to do the math
And I'm like
I don't get it
What else is on your heart
That's it
No sleep
Today's frustration
I'm on
I'm shark week right now
Okay that
Now we get to the radio
That's not the only thing, but that's what causes the other things to magnify.
Obviously, I always want my kids, but it's magnified.
You always warn me, though.
You always will say, hey, heads up, and you didn't this time.
And the rule of the, in your contract, I wrote, must tell me when you're on your period.
You did?
No.
Okay.
That would be so weird.
Hey, let me go.
Let me get my lawyer on the phone.
How weird would that be?
I wonder if that's in anybody's work deal.
I don't think you put that.
I don't think you put that in their legal.
Yeah, that's kind of like this little harassment thing.
It's not harassment.
It's like heads up, man.
Nice.
Anyway, I'm with you.
Okay, well, listeners, don't get mad at Bobby if he sass is back.
Bobby's got sass.
I can handle it.
I have thick skin.
No, you don't.
Yeah, you don't.
But I just like to be giving a heads up because I've noticed it today.
Yeah.
All right.
And you shouldn't yell at lunchbox.
And you're not a bad parent.
She's back on that.
But you shouldn't yell at lunchbox during breaks.
I wasn't yelling at you.
And I had to stop you too.
He was passionate about it.
But he's always out of his mind.
Yeah, but you gave me sass.
I gave you class.
What?
That never mind.
What?
Under the subject of news, we shouldn't care that much about, but we really, really do.
Chipotle is going to start making queso.
Whoa, that's a really big deal.
Huge revelation.
Like for those that don't know what a freebirds is, that to me was the separator at a time of if I was going to go to freebirds or Chipotle.
Is that free birds.
that have queso.
Huh.
Free birds,
Keso is delicious, too.
Delicious.
And Chipotle,
their keso is going to be
fantastic.
Yeah, because they do it all right.
You have to look at the body of work
to see what's going to happen next.
Right.
Everything else they do,
except for the whole bacteria,
then everybody got sick,
except for a while.
Everything else they do.
Just a minor setback.
It's fantastic.
I never got sick.
I love it.
And so they're going to make
queso, and I'm really excited about that.
Interesting.
The keseo.
is what makes it
What?
Stop Eddie.
Stop being eggs.
I'm sorry guys, it's my heritage.
That's how I pronounce it.
So the queso is the game changer for you guys?
No, no.
It's a step forward.
It's a step forward.
It's just like about time.
It's like Amazon doing next day
and turning it into next hour delivery.
Wow.
Like they were already winning the game.
Now it's like we have our new league.
Right.
That's a good analogy.
So that people have tasted it already
because it's not out everywhere.
Sharp cheddar and peppers
and you can see the ingredients.
It's not even a commercial.
The thing is,
I have to people be like,
are you doing a commercial?
Nope, we just love things.
We're just like you.
We're passionate about our things.
We love
Chip Filet and Netflix and Amazon
and we're just humans.
So, no, they're not commercials.
They may make you want to buy things,
but that's because we already do buy them
and we talk about them.
Stranger Things 2 is coming out.
And that's the big TV show,
and it's going to come out before Halloween.
Because remember in the Super Bowl?
They had a commercial.
there was a stranger things to commercial during the Super Bowl.
Really?
Oh, I forgot about it already.
Man, that's a long time ago.
Money well spent, it sounds like, huh?
Yeah.
So it comes out of the 27th of October.
Yep.
All at once, but what was the show that brought you to Netflix?
Because I was talking about this on the Bobbycast the other day.
And I did episode 69 without a guest because I didn't want to purposely put a guest on 69.
Because I didn't want someone to be 69.
I got you.
That was a good one.
And I was just talking to myself.
I was talking about Female Friday.
And I was talking about Netflix.
and so I said, you know what?
Because Netflix used to be a DVD mailing service.
And I was like, this is stupidest idea ever.
If I want a DVD, I'll just go rent one or I go to the DVD machine.
And it's like, why would I subscribe me get something in the mail?
And they have to mail it back.
That was a big problem.
I don't want to mail things back.
So I never signed up.
But then when they started having their own shows, it was all old shows at first,
just all reruns.
But then when Orange is the Black came out, Orange is the New Black,
that was the show that made me sign up for Netflix.
I was like, okay, I have to subscribe now.
What was the show for you that made you subscribe to Netflix?
I think to get my own official account because my mom got the DVDs and I would borrow hers,
I think, when House of Cards first came out.
And then finally I was like, I need to just get my own because then I started watching everything.
So I want to say maybe my own account, House of Cards.
Lunchbox, can you remember the show that made you subscribe to Netflix?
Well, I'd like to thank my father-in-law for paying for Netflix because I just use his accounts.
I've never subscribed.
And I would say, I don't know if I watched Dexter on that.
If not, it was Making a Murderer.
Making a Murder.
That was the first show that I truly watched on Netflix.
So that would be the answer because Dexter was produced by Showtime.
Okay.
So, yeah, what Netflix show?
That's good, though.
I mean, that's recent.
Yeah.
Netflix show?
Yeah.
Orange is a New Black, for sure.
But before then, it was Breaking Bad.
That's the first show I've ever binge watched.
Yeah, I watched that when I was buying shows off iTunes.
I think that's Apple TV.
Oh, old school.
Old school.
Crazy that's old school now, huh?
Look at that.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Yes, show.
Eddie ate nine and a half donuts in here the other day.
Yeah.
One, he just looks for things to do after the show so he doesn't have to go home.
That's not true.
We all know that.
But he's like, I can do that.
And so he eats nine and a half donuts.
Here's audio.
These donuts were in the break room.
Eddie has already had two, and he told me he can eat all these.
You all don't believe me.
Here we go.
There's four and a half donuts.
Delicious.
I told you you couldn't do it.
I told you.
This is getting harder.
Donut five and a half.
This one doesn't taste as good as the first donut I had.
You're not going to make it.
Oh, donuts six and a half.
I feel fat.
I feel drunk.
Come on, finish strong.
Nine and a half.
Last bite.
Nine and a half.
How many was that?
Nine and a half donuts.
Well, easy as donut.
Why couldn't you knock out ten, though, if you didn't ever?
That was all that was left in the box.
Oh, okay.
So here, we've been talking as a group, right?
And so there's this thing happening right now at Krispy Kreme.
Oh, 80 cents for a dozen?
Yeah.
No.
Whoa.
No.
Hold on, what?
Let me speak TV first.
You haven't even let him, let him.
I already know where he's going with this.
No, we've talked about this as a group, okay?
All you guys have talked about this.
Here's what we'll do.
If you can eat a dozen donuts tomorrow, and what's the time period we want to give him?
What, a time period?
Well, how long did it take him to do nine and a half?
Oh, it took him like 12 minutes.
So we give you 20 minutes.
eat a dozen.
20 minutes for a dozen?
If you can eat a dozen doughnuts, let me talk.
If you can eat a dozen donuts in 20 minutes.
Wow.
$100 cash.
$100?
$200.
That's doable.
Stand by.
I wasn't finished talking.
Wow.
There's more.
A brand new car.
$100 cash for you and $100 to the charity of your choice.
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
Hey.
Do you understand that I woke up this morning still feeling like crap from Monday,
from eating nine and a half donuts from Monday?
But you just said you could ate more of the bot.
Tomorrow morning, this time, do you take the dozen donut challenge?
Tomorrow morning for $100.
Piping hot for myself.
Fresh out of the other.
And $100 for the charity of my choice.
And you will get cash money for both.
Cash money for both.
A dozen.
But if you don't do it, you don't get the money.
There's no consolation price.
Can we have insulin on hand?
Do you take it yes or no?
Dude, I'm telling you, I felt really drunk when I did eight, nine and a half donuts on sugar.
I forgot to ask you.
like charity?
I love charity.
Yeah.
And I do love donuts.
It's a lot of love.
Do you take the challenge?
Eddie, you can do this.
Like, you had so much room to spare.
Like, you were walking around this room looking out the window going, man, I could be a
professional eater.
I think you could do this.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, yeah.
He goes, I think I could be a competitive eater.
If they're hot, they're like melt in your mouth.
Yeah.
Fresh.
Yeah.
Krispy cream donuts.
Hot sign on.
A dozen of them, 20 minutes.
What do you think?
Hot sign.
Oh.
Okay, let's do it.
Oh, my gosh.
Tomorrow morning.
the dozen donut challenge.
Oh my goodness.
No sugar for me today.
Ah, who cares?
No, no.
Like, diabetes, like, runs in my family.
Oh, yeah.
It's a big deal.
Don't be throwing the D word around now.
You don't have it.
Just bring an EpiPen tomorrow.
We'll be fine.
Let me throw in the D word around now.
Yeah, you said you didn't have it.
I have six today to practice.
Yeah, hey, warm yourself up.
You're okay.
Three now, six later, nine.
No, don't eat today.
So I love pranks.
And nobody on the show got pranked.
Oh, okay.
It's something I saw on the internet.
What awesome happened in my life that wasn't real.
Here is, this guy took and he attached his brakes to the horn of his buddy's car.
So every time he pushed the brakes, the horn goes off.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's funny, huh?
Yeah.
Here are some details on Michael Phelps race with the Great White Shark, because it's already happened.
Yep.
Oh.
And they did in open water.
The question is, did the shark know he was racing?
because they know, but they won't give the results.
They did have 15 people in between them so the shark wouldn't attack Phelps,
and they put a fin on Phelps too.
A fin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
More a fin.
Because Phelps swims about five miles per hour in the water.
A shark swims at 25 miles per hour.
So they gave him a mono fin.
Oh, okay.
So he can go faster.
So he can go faster to try to somewhat even it out because they just know a human
doesn't swim as fast as a shark.
So when it happens, we'll know.
Okay.
So they put.
15 people between him and the shark.
Who is the number one person closest to the shark?
Who volunteers for that role?
I'd be number 15, but I don't want to be number one.
There were 15 safety divers in the water to make sure he didn't get eaten.
I guess they don't care as much about safety divers.
Who cares if they get eaten?
They're not making people watch Shark Week.
So there's that.
I do have some Wednesday Wisdom coming up if you'd like to hear our addition to.
Wednesday Wisdom.
I'll drop a little line you coming up in a second if you want to hang out for that.
Howdy y'all?
Listen to the Sheriff of Country Music.
Bobby Bones.
This lady Florence, she lives in Maine, had her 100 birthday.
She said, hey, what's secret to living?
She's like my own wine.
And maybe you just feel that way because you're old and you like wine.
Yeah.
And it works for her.
Yeah.
How about this?
Pringles and one of the ramen companies.
Yeah.
I have teamed up for a Pringles top Raymond.
I say it wrong.
Top ramen.
Sorry.
You guys always give me a hard time.
We call them Raymond noodles in Arkansas, okay?
That's a meat thing.
Yeah.
Let me have my meat thing.
You can have it.
What are they doing, chicken or beef or what?
They're doing, they have chicken flavored pringles.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Top ramen, that was where it's at.
Could be real good.
I mean, in my head is Raymond noodles.
I wonder if other people listening now that live in the South.
That would be interesting.
Talk like I talk.
Yeah.
Call them Raymond noodles.
Or if that's just a me thing.
I don't know.
Because I had a lot of ramen noodles, ramen noodles in high school and college.
My grandma called it.
She would make things at ramen noodles.
And that's what she would call them to, ramen noodles.
Maybe it's an old person thing.
Oh, could be.
Maybe it was your grandma that started at all.
Maybe so.
My grandma did raise me for a lot of my life.
She adopted me for a long time.
Yeah.
You have to give me that tone, but I appreciate that.
What?
That was in the tone.
That would be cute if she was the one.
That was no.
Now I'm going to get sassy because there was no sassy.
Like, there was just not.
Now you're all looking for sass.
We're always looking for sass.
Here, let's do Wednesday, wisdom.
Wisdom.
Oh, thank you, right.
Hold on, man.
Let me hit the button here.
Wednesday wisdom.
Thank you.
People always asking me about, how do I get to this goal?
My God.
I want to do this.
Actually, I talk about goals a lot.
And so, you know who I look at things really smart to read what he says is Nick Sabin,
the head football coach of Alabama?
Oh, wow.
They're going to say me.
And he talks about goals a lot.
And so it's like setting your goal.
And if you have a goal but you don't have a plan for that goal, it's just a wish.
Like my goal is to be whatever.
Unless you have a plan to get step one, two, three, four, five eventually to ten,
your goal is nothing but wish.
And wishes don't come true.
You can throw a penny in bucket all you want.
Wishes don't come true.
Plans come true.
So whatever that goal is, make a plan, achieve the goal.
Otherwise just a wish.
Nick Saban talks about the details are all just inside what you're doing.
You have the end result.
You don't focus on that.
You focus on what you're doing right now to get you to that end result.
Got it.
So repeat after me.
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
And we don't want to go wishing.
You don't want to bake your life on wishes.
And we don't want to go.
No, you don't repeat that.
Oh, that's enough to say, well, you kind of went on.
Yeah, no, yeah.
Stop wishing.
You can wish for a million dollars.
You can wish for...
Yeah, but what's your plan?
Right.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Wednesday wisdom.
You have any Wednesday wisdom, lunchbox?
Yeah, I got some Wednesday wisdom.
Go ahead.
You're going to hit it?
He has not.
Oh, deep breaths.
Wednesday wisdom.
Look both ways before you cross the street.
Nailed it.
That's what talking about.
Get your bobby bones on.
I didn't think about that's a good one, dude.
On Friday, we bring in one of my favorite artist in Aubrey Seller.
So Aubrey's going to come play live.
I think you guys are going to love her.
I love that we've created this female Friday thing because I probably would get pushed back on booking her.
Not that they would say don't, but they probably get pushed back if I didn't have, if I was like, listen, I'd like to move this agenda forward and like purposely take females that aren't getting a look and put them on the radio.
Right.
And so, yeah, I'm pretty happy that that's happening.
Nobody said anything to me about it.
A boss has always had something to say.
That's awesome.
Like, the man's always got something to say to me about something.
It's a man's always saying something about something.
And if they said something to you, what would you say?
Yes, sir.
Oh, no.
I don't say, no, it's Female Friday.
No, but I think they get it.
They get why I want to do it.
They get it.
I think, like, honest to God, my bosses feel the same way.
There aren't a lot of women on the radio.
The labels haven't developed them.
And it's a whole thing.
So anyway, I'm doing my part.
And so Aubrey Sellers will be in.
I don't care if she's a girl or dude, I love her music regardless.
But it gives me a reason to bring her in.
So she'll be in.
Now, the big question is going to be,
my girlfriend, and I'm going to say it that way,
who's also an artist,
has a record coming out in like four weeks or five weeks or something.
Do I book her and bring her in on the show?
Wow, she hasn't really come in.
No, she's not been into all.
Right.
None in forever.
But her record is coming out.
And so it's that thing.
And she can get upset with me,
but she was a little like, oh,
because I said yesterday that her,
it's been a strain on her,
relationship.
The radio stations don't want to play her.
So what she say?
She was like, I hate that that is
in your head. I'm like, yeah, but it's true.
There are stations in our company
that will be like, ah, we can't play her
because then it looks like it's
conflict of interest.
And then there are stations not in the company, like, we're not playing her
because she's dating Bobby. So I'm like, she's losing from both sides.
Yeah.
So it's like, do I book her on her album
release day? Like, we have to
think about that.
I'll book her, and then that way it's not up to you.
But you don't book.
I understand, but then you can say I didn't book or lunchbox booked her.
Well, then they'll say you're fired.
Why you let lunchbox book people?
Who is booking?
Then it's a teen mom every, it's Teen Mom Tuesday.
A Teen Mom comes in every Tuesday.
That would be awesome.
So we have to decide if we're going to book Lindsay to come in on her album day.
Who's we?
I mean, us.
Yeah, us, but we don't book.
I have to go to my confidants.
Who are those people?
You.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
I say yes.
Hello.
And Rod, I'll go to him.
So, yeah, it'll be a decision we have to make.
She's in a bad place.
Like, she's just in a bad place, and it stinks for her, but it is what it is.
Wow, she's so mature.
Like, you were saying it was kind of a thing after you said yesterday that your relationship strained.
And I was picturing her being, like, when you said that she, it was like a thing.
I was picturing her texting you being like, well, why is it a thing?
Define strain, you know?
But you said that she's like, man, I hate that that's in your head.
Yeah. Oh, she's way more mature. She's way smarter than it. Everything about her is a different level.
Yeah. I'm like, whoa, that's... Like, if you had said that about me and I was listening, I'd be like, why is our relationship strained? You're the ones making strain if it's that way.
No. She's a problem solver.
So, anyway, we have to decide that. But...
I should seek her for advice.
Yeah. On life. I do.
Can I borrow her?
I think this song of hers comes out next Friday.
I like it. What do you like?
This song.
Can you sing it?
Yeah.
Go.
Because you make me feel like Jessica Beal.
You make me feel like I'm the ship.
That's not even her radio song.
It's like, welcome to the blues club.
Cool cats.
Over on guitar, that's Lindsay.
On the saxophone, Jimmy.
Don't you dare take your hand off the song on my back.
When we walk into a crowd, I love it when you do that.
Keep telling me I'm beautiful, even though those room is full of VIPs, like that crystal chandelier, ain't got nothing on me.
You make me feel like Jessica Beal stepping out of hugging my neck for the papar rites.
He got me.
So naturally, David, just come make me feel like I'm the shamp.
I like the progressive.
You know, Sam Hunt, his producer, and.
writer came to my house last night. We were doing a bobby cast. His name's Zach Crowell.
I just love talking to this guy because he's just in a different place in his head. He's like,
listen, I do country music for 2017. I don't do, you know,
just him and Sam and that whole group. They're like, we do country music for people now.
We don't do country music for people to love it 10 years ago. We do now country music.
And so he was talking about and he brought in body like a backroad on his laptop.
Like he brought in this song and broke it down. And so he talks about some of the sounds that you hear in his
voice, like Zach's voice, the producer of the song.
So how would you do that with your mouth?
If you turn that off, just do it now like you would.
Well, no, it's him playing it, right?
The thing.
And me next to him going,
bah, da, da, da.
So that's his voice in that, going,
bupah, pa.
I had no idea.
And then he talks about when Sam goes,
I'm going to take it slow.
Instead of just going, take it slow?
Like, that was the last minute.
When we were almost done, he suggested.
I'm going to take it slow.
That little tag right there
I'm gonna take you slow
That was a 11th hour
He was like hey I think that last chorus should hold for a little bit
So the slow
I'm gonna take you slow
Which I'm geeking out right
He's got his laptop he's playing the music
Here's Sam's isolated vocals
Where they just recorded it
And there was like noise all around him
Even as he was singing
Got brazen air
First time I sing to walk by
I fell up my chair
Like that woo as you can see
As you can see it's part of the natural part of the song
They didn't add that in.
It's like, bobo.
And then Josh Osborne, who's a writer, did the harmonies.
Fast as I can't.
I'm going to take it slow.
And so, it's just a bunch of parts.
And that guitar lick.
And then here's another part of it.
And they put those together with his voice, and that's when you have that.
So cool.
And then they added the, yeah, yeah.
That's just his voice.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
That's his voice.
Yeah.
That's him playing a keyboard and going, yeah.
Wow.
So it's the whole breakdown of that song.
The Zach Crowe Bobbycast.
I love music.
I love country music.
I love the way it's going now.
I love the old school.
I just don't like people who gripe about it.
I like that.
Everything you just played, I love it.
Lunchbox, is that to you at least interesting because you hate music?
I don't hate music, but it's interesting to hear how a song is put together,
because I just assume they go in and sing it
and they're playing the guitars all at one time
and that's how you do a song.
It used to be.
You know what I mean?
Like I just thought it was a one-take Jake.
Maybe in like 70s.
No, it's never a one-take Jake.
But yeah.
But anyway, it's up.
Search on Iheart radio or iTunes.
Search Bobbycast.
Zach Crowell.
What are you going to say?
Nothing.
I'm not commenting on your podcast anymore.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Check it out.
I subscribe, you should too.
Thank you very much.
Amy's being insane.
Amy has an attitude.
She's being sassy again.
I don't know about some things that you do, like, sort of showish, and I hear about it from other friends.
I'm like, oh, that's interesting, cool.
I mean, it's Jewish, but I mean, I work with you, and I'm like, I'm part of the B team.
Would you like to go to dinner sometime, you and I?
I mean, whatever.
I think she needs it.
And no, I think today, it's been a rough day for her in general.
I could sense some sass.
Not like rough.
It's a good day, though.
Because she was like, just giving me the business all morning.
And sometimes I just take it.
But then I called her out and said, hey, what's that?
happened in your life because today didn't seem like it's a good day. She's like, well, she
said, I'm also on my period. And I'm like, oh, okay, well, you get a free path. But usually
she presents her period path before the show, so I know it. Right. If I don't know about it,
I'm just like, why is angry, Amy angry? You start thinking it's you. Well, I start going,
what did I do to make them mad? And I started evaluating myself. But you be as sassy as you want.
You have the right to whatever you want. Okay. So it really was apparent whenever you attacked me
for not being manly for no reason today.
I didn't attack you for it.
No, you took that the wrong way.
I said it is interesting, given your past,
and all the laborist jobs that you've had growing up.
I had jobs.
It would work.
Yes, jobs.
Like, you worked.
Like, man's, solid, rough.
And now he uses an app, like a tackle app or whatever to have, which is great.
I've downloaded the app because he used it.
But to, like, have people come over and, like, you know.
What you said is you're not handy.
You're not handy anymore.
and you used to be so handy.
I agree with that statement.
And I was kind of like, wow, what an observation.
But that's sassy Amy making that observation.
Like, you were a weenie boy, and it's funny.
And it wasn't, she didn't try to attack you.
She tried to come around the side and, like, slap you with that you.
It was like a...
It was good.
Let's just get back to present your card before the show, so I know.
Yeah, I need little cards like a shark on it and I just throw it at you.
Hey, I like to use one shark.
I need 12 of them, maybe 13.
No, well.
You need four.
For a year.
Oh, no, no.
You get four months.
You get to present four sharks a month.
Is that four days?
Is that how long it lasts?
No, mine's seven.
No.
Yeah, but there's the weekend and stuff.
Amy gives me about four sharks a month.
And plus the symptoms, they go away.
They're not always there.
Sometimes leading up.
There's the pre and then during and then, ah, then one day you wake up and you're like,
ah, I'm amazing.
Back to my old self again.
And then like two weeks later, you're like, crap.
I've like two good weeks a month, maybe.
That's terrible.
I know.
Welcome to being good girl.
She gets to hold a baby in her belly.
I'd like to do that.
No, I don't, actually.
No women do.
Okay.
Don't.
Again, here we go again.
Why did you say that, Bobby?
Here we go again.
Careful.
Just kidding.
Hey, see if we can get Lauren Elaine on the phone.
If she's awake.
A lot of artists.
Do you have her number or do you on my cell phone, Ray?
Huh?
Large.
I don't have it.
Okay.
Here, come here.
I'll give it to you.
Because I saw her hair and it's all crazy pink.
I wonder what the motivation for this is.
I thought it was like herbs being funny
Here take my phone
Okay cool
See if we can get her on I like talk to her
So Lauren Elena's Harris pink
We put it up at bobby bones.com
A lot of people from the south like myself
Do you call it Raymond Noodles and not ramen noodles
Really?
Yeah
Deep South
Wow
Now apparently there's a line
Yeah
And I live in that line of Raymond Noodles
And so it's mostly
I have Monroe, Louisiana
A lot of South Georgia
Interesting
You don't say interesting either
I'm trying to write to my deep.
I'm from that deep south.
You're not.
So, thanks for all the calls.
Let's see if we can get Lauren on too.
Bobby bones.com if you want to see a picture of her hair.
All right, Amy, what's in your pie all over there?
You know what today is?
Let's see.
Yesterday was Slurpy Day.
Yeah.
What's today?
Pecan Pie Day.
So I was just letting people know in case that's their favorite pie because it's my favorite pie.
And I don't know if sometimes you need an excuse to eat your favorite pie.
But then I was curious what y'all's favorite pies were.
I really enjoy a good pecan pie.
Warm?
No, you know what?
I don't mind it cold.
Okay.
I like ice cream wine sometimes.
Yes.
But I like pecan pie, but I love pumpkin pie.
I do love from pumpkin pie.
But I'd probably go pecan and then pumpkin and then cherry.
That's probably my gold.
Oh, my grandma will make a cherry pie.
Man, and she would have this song because she would sing as she was making it.
She's my cherry pie.
She's right.
rocking out in her leather.
I totally believed you.
And I was like, oh, what cute little song did she sing when she baked?
It was a cute song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Definitely was.
She was a big warrant fan.
Is that warrant?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She'd be like, okay, I'm going to make you some pie, Bobby.
What would you like?
And I'd be like, Grandma, I like some cherries.
She's like, okay.
And then she'd walk back in the kitchen, I'd hear her go.
I'd be like, Grandma, what are you doing?
I'm just making some pie and rocking and rolling.
And here we go.
She is my cherry pie.
Sweet drink of water and I'm peeing my pie.
You serious?
You did that?
That's awesome.
And then she gave me a kiss on her forehead and give me a little piece of pie.
Here's your cherry pie, Bobby.
Okay.
So, I don't know.
I know this story has been out for a little bit,
but since it's my pile and we get to talk about what I want,
and here it is, like Wednesday we haven't talked about it yet.
Why the heck are we not talking about Amelia Earhart?
I talked about it on Twitter, like, for a month.
I know, but we haven't talked about all this show.
You talked about on your podcast?
Is it real?
I guess so.
She's alive, yeah.
Come on in.
She's here, everybody.
Amelia Earhart.
Didn't she the one to try to fly around the world?
Yeah, but apparently she was in Japan as sort of like held inheld captive maybe?
Not apparently.
Oh, what happened was, and the show's over, show's been over for four or five days now,
but they did a documentary on Amelia Earhart, and she was.
Yeah, like on the history channel.
She was going to be the first woman to fly all the way around the world.
Yeah.
And they think her plane crashed in the ocean and she died like they ran out of fuel.
But there's a picture of the surface
and she's blurry in the background
They're not sure if it's her
But they think the guy is in it
That he was flying with her
And they think they see the plane
It's a lot of they thinks
But it's so many they think
That there could be something to it
And what they're saying is
That because Japan thought she was a spy
When she landed there
They held her captive her whole life
And maybe even killed her
Yeah
Oh
That's very interesting
Okay
And I thought she was
I didn't know she flew with a guy
I thought she flew by herself
So her story's not really real?
No, she was the pilot.
She was the pilot.
Oh.
She was the pilot.
Yeah, she had some man in the ice chest.
Beer.
Okay.
A beer.
Hey, speaking of beer, did you see that that guy and some guy checked a beer as his
luggage and it made it?
Yeah, so he checked it and put the tag on.
Just like you would have a luggage.
Yeah, checked a beer.
They tagged a single beer can.
Really?
Went all the way through and came out in a stiller can unexploded.
You wouldn't even think it would like end up just totally exploded everywhere and you'd be like,
oh, my can of beer didn't make it.
But it did.
He was just being funny.
I know, but aren't you shocked at it?
They handled it with care.
I'm not that shocked because I think they probably saw it and thought,
this would be funny, let's take care of this.
Oh, they handled it with, like, fragile.
I told you this about Southwest, though.
They have, and little things matter to me.
But it says all baggage is fragile on the side of their carts.
Oh, yeah.
You know, where some bags are fragile, they're like, all bags are fragile.
And so even though it's just a thing that was stamped on there, I'm like, man.
I like that.
Even in the subconscious of a baggage handler, it's like, oh, they see those words.
I think the subconscious plays a huge part in our life.
Obviously, we don't know it because it's sub and not consciousness.
But I was like, man, that's pretty cool.
They write that on there.
That is, because other airlines, they don't do that.
Sometimes they throw my bag.
I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Some airlines I've seen, they take the bag out, put on the ground,
and stomp on purpose and spit on it.
And then they throw it.
And then sometimes they pull it back out and just leave it.
I've seen that.
And then I fly off looking at it on the ground.
I'm like, oh, man, come on.
So did you see who's trying to get next year's, or this next round Super Bowl?
halftime show?
I hear they're trying to get,
they're talking to Britney Spears.
Yeah, but I think she was the one
initiating the talks.
Why do you think it's terrible?
I think it's,
here's the thing about the Super Bowl halftime show.
It's not supposed to be the coolest person.
It's supposed to be the person
that everybody knows and is comfortable with
because the Super Bowl is a comfortable show.
The commercials,
you don't want to put somebody so cutting edge
that only a third of the population knows.
I'll change it.
Britney Spears to the average American is still a huge famous name.
For me, I don't want to see Britney Spears.
She did it 10 years ago.
She was 2001.
She did walk this way with Aerosmith.
That's been 16 years.
Oh, wow.
Bring her back.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I know.
One day.
What?
Oh, I may say it from a book.
No, say it now.
Say it.
Whoa.
What are you going to say?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know.
What is it?
Hold on.
Let me turn this up.
She's my cherry pie.
I'll play that.
I'll tell you.
Hold on.
I fact you say it for the book.
I probably should tell you to it.
Is that?
Oh, yeah.
Save it.
Yeah, save it.
I don't like how you guys do your little secrets on your show.
Sometimes it's with you, Eddie.
Sometimes you're the secret getter.
I like it when he shares with me.
Exactly.
I don't like it when you hide that.
I would save that, yeah, for sure.
What was it?
Don't you think?
Yeah, I think so, too.
It was a thing.
Yeah, it was a thing.
Yeah, it was a thing.
I remember the thing.
And I remember the thing.
This is a weird thing that's happening right now.
What's happening?
Don't worry about it.
Are you saying that maybe Kevin Federalin's not the dad?
What?
Is that what you're saying?
You know what?
Wait for the book.
Yeah,
bear bones too.
I'm so.
Is that what's called?
It is.
Oh, really?
Bear bones too?
Can I just give away the title?
I was joking.
I thought it was going to be like bearer bones.
More these bones got some skin.
Don't.
Don't.
I think that would be stupid.
Actually, I think that sounds pretty good.
It has a different little subtitle.
Anyway, I have so much more writing to do.
It's not new...
Hair bones.
Thanks for me in my first book.
I'm not lonely anymore.
I did change that part of it.
But it's not even due till December.
Like, due.
That's coming up, though.
Like, for writing, like, it's...
I know.
I'm still not a good writer.
Yeah, not to scare you about it.
You don't worry, you're not scary me.
All right, I think we're done.
That's four stories.
Oh, the beer one got thrown in because I knew about it.
You have five seconds, go.
Nah, I'm good.
Okay.
That's my pile.
Amy.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
Her name's Morgan, which we have two Morgan's.
We have to change her name.
I know.
And I emailed, I was trying to email Morgan number one last night, but I emailed Morgan number two.
A bunch of stuff she does not need to really worry about.
Good thing I didn't say anything about her in it.
And then I had to like retract it.
So first of all, how do we welcome someone on?
Because here's how we welcome her on the show.
Okay, cool.
Get to work.
I mean, you just come in and you're part of the team or you're not.
There's really, it's very.
There's no official like hazing.
No, we don't haze around here.
Oh.
But she came in, like the first day we needed somebody to come in, she came in and worked and was like awesome.
So she wasn't even on the radar and all of a sudden she worked and it was like, well, might as well hire her.
You're pretty good.
So anyway, everybody, Morgan, welcome to the show.
Morgan, number two, welcome to the show.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tell us about you, Morgan number two.
What do you want to know?
That's a loaded question, Bobby.
Well, she's from Wichita.
Where you're from.
Do you want to know something crazy about her?
Yeah.
Whenever she was a kid, because how old are you?
23.
Okay.
Whenever she was a kid, she would listen to our show.
In junior high.
In junior high.
Yeah.
She listened to us.
In junior high.
In junior high.
Wow.
Now, to be fair, we were a very young morning show.
Like it was like 20, 22, 23 years old.
We were like her age.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so.
We still, I feel like we still are.
Yeah, I don't feel like.
You're not.
You're not.
But she was a kid listening to our show.
I know.
Isn't that crazy how now you're working here?
Yeah, this is like a full circle moment for me.
So welcome to the show.
You're 23.
You're from Wichita.
Yes.
And you're good at computers.
I know.
I have a dog.
I have a dog.
I'm a dog mom.
Are you married?
No.
I'm totally single.
Very single.
Wow.
Like single as in single not.
This is talking out to you at Lindsay yesterday because I was like, I'm single.
Wait, what?
Ken, she was like, but you're not single.
I said, yes, I am.
If they gave me government paperwork, I would check single.
That's right.
So I'm single.
Yeah, I think she means she's single, not good.
I don't think she speaks in government paperwork terms.
Oh, I do.
I only speak in government paperwork terms.
I think she just, yeah, single is like totally single, not dating.
Are you, like, focusing on your job or are you looking to mingle?
I'm just kind of, you know, living life.
Something happens, it happens.
If not, I'm not worried about it.
Are you DTD?
What?
Down to dance.
Oh, I'm going to say down to date.
Down to day.
Down to day.
So you're going hard.
Dan.
Dang.
Are you, are you DT?
Down to dance, yes
I love to dance
Yeah
All right
So her name's Morgan 2
I started calling her Morgan number 2
Because I have an
I know two Morgans in my life
And now they both work in the room
And so
Now what are the odds of that
Dahl
We have to find
Because Morgan number 1
Is the producer of the show
And
I've already told you
What?
Her last name
Massingill
Right
Which is all
You cannot know
Yeah we can't
What Morgan
The brand.
No, we're not doing that.
I know it's a terrible nickname.
Can I even say about the nickname?
No, we've had controversy with that word on the show before just like referring to it as like, oh, you're such a little-la.
Let me remember.
Okay, there's a word that rhymes with scoosh.
And her last name is Massingill.
And that used to be a female product.
I think it still is.
People as a nickname were calling her the rhyme, where I'm just scoosh as a nickname to separate the two.
And so her name just needs to be Morgan.
We have to find our digital girl.
A new name.
What's her middle name?
It's like Heather or something.
I don't know.
It's Lane.
I have two.
It's Lane Nicole.
Okay.
We have so many options here.
No, I don't like middle name.
I will call her blondey.
No, that's not.
It's HR.
What is it?
What's wrong with that's HR?
That's her hair color.
And Amy and Morgan are both blonde too.
Well, mine's brown.
That's just the thing.
Maybe we'll figure it out later.
Okay.
But let the listeners maybe come up with the name or we call her like.
Okay, fine.
We can do more.
We call her like digital.
Digital.
We call her digits.
Digits.
Digits? DJ.
I will see what happens.
Anyway, welcome to the team, Morgan.
Thank you.
You're really good.
I appreciate that.
I tell her that.
I'm like, hey, you're really good.
Thanks for being here.
And then I'm always like that I'm the hardest to commute.
I told her, what did I say the first time we met?
Yeah, tell us.
Tell us what you think of Bobby.
That essentially, he wouldn't tell me anything.
And that was, meaning I did something good.
So I just kind of rolled with it.
I was like, I'm a terrible communicator of like praise.
But you haven't been.
No, you're not terrible.
You're, it's not calculate.
You're, you don't just, hmm.
I don't throw it or, I know, I value it.
You value it.
Yeah, that's not terrible.
People will take it as all, you know.
I think when somebody does something really good, I like to tell them, but I don't
like to throw around participation ribbons.
Right.
At all.
Because then you get into bad, everybody gets, I don't like participation ribbons.
And then when it does happen, because like over my, I don't know, 11 years, I can
remember every time it's happened. That's not true. I tell you all the time. You don't even hear it. I'm talking
about specific emails. There are times where I gush about you. Of course if I'm not. If I'm not in
your presence, of course I'm not going to hear it. Even on the radio, I'm like, she's the greatest
I've ever heard of my life. That's not the time. That's not the praise I'm talking about. Amy's the
best I've ever heard. This is tough. This is not what I'm talking about. She's fishing right now.
She's got a whopper right now. You're amazing.
Listen, I've heard a lot of your microphone's going down. I've heard a lot.
of females on the radio.
And I don't think Amy's the best radio person,
but Amy's the best person on the radio
I've ever heard.
Like, I think Amy's the star of this show.
Like, I'm not even being facetious.
Wait, what?
Break that down real quick.
I do.
Right down that radio.
She's not the best person on the radio?
She's not the best radio person.
She's not the best radio person skills.
Yes.
But she's the best person to be on the radio.
That I've ever heard.
Ever.
I think she's the star of this show.
Do I come in and put it together?
You are the star.
You are the star of the show.
In my mind, I'm only able to shine because Amy is that strong.
You're going to be a stop.
You're going to make me blush.
I say it all time.
That's not the first time I said.
Anyway, Morgan, she wanted that, but welcome to the show.
I'm not stealing.
I appreciate you guys hanging out with us today.
Back tomorrow.
It'll be throwback Thursday.
I'll say this, though, as the show is over if you're bored today, you're looking for something to listen to.
You can listen to the Bobbycast, which is a show I do from my house.
and Zach Crowell was then who wrote a bunch of the Sam Hunt stuff and produced Sam Hunt stuff
and so he even talks about stuff like here.
When we were almost done, he suggested,
I'm going to take it slow.
That little tag right there of I'm going to take you slow.
That was an 11th hour.
He was like, hey, I think that last chorus should hold for a little bit.
So the slow.
I'm going to take you slow.
Which to me, I couldn't imagine the song without that.
So it's the meaning in how that whole song, Body Like a Backroad, came together.
But this guy also wrote like Cole Swindell, in the middle of a memory.
Dustin Lynch, hell of a night, and produced these songs.
So it's a Bobbycast. Search for it on iTunes or Iheart Radio.
Hopefully Wednesday goes swimming, as they would say back in the 30s if you were super rich.
That's all on TV once.
Or if he lived with the Munsters
Did you ever watch the Munsters?
No.
No.
No.
I was more Munsters than Adam's family.
You can't watch out of one of those?
I remember people called me Eddie Munster,
but I didn't know what that meant.
Yeah.
Never mind.
See you guys on Thursday.
Have a good one.
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Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement
to my brand new podcast.
The Clifford Show.
This is a place for raw, unfilled of conversations with athletes,
creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
So let's get to it.
Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok.
This is Julian Edelman, host of Games with Names.
On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and The Hilarious.
This is Important Podcast.
Let's go.
We did beat him in improv.
You had an improv against the team?
Yes, we would pull up their schools
would be there with signs for us.
It's competition.
What you would win is a bottle of gold slager.
James Fester threw it out of a van
because he didn't want us drinking it.
For more games with names,
visit the Iheart Radio app
or wherever you get your podcast.
On the Cino Show podcast,
each episode invites you into a raw,
unfiltered conversations about recovery,
resilience, and redemption.
On a recent episode, I sit down with actor,
cultural icon Danny Trail to talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances.
The entire season two is now available to bench, featuring powerful conversation with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more.
I'm an alcoholic. And without this group, I'm going to die.
Listen to the Cino show on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
This is an IHart podcast.
Guaranteed human.
