The Bobby Bones Show - Drinking While Caring For Your Kids + The Guys' Wives Will Shave Them + Eddie Has To Rap

Episode Date: August 2, 2017

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Morning. I've never done it. Airbnb, I'm more of a traditional hotel type fella. So, it just feels weird going somebody's house. Because I'd be like trying to assign like lives of them. I go through their stuff and be like, oh, accountant, pride makes good living. That'd be weird in somebody's house. Because I'm weird if I go to you guys' house.

I'm always like looking at their panties and stuff, Eddie. You really? Yeah, yeah. So the most popular rental Airbnb in Atlanta costs $400 bucks a night, does not have a bathroom. It's a tree house. Huh. So you're sleeping in a tree house and you have to use the restroom. Where do you go?

You go inside the house house, even if they're there. That's awesome. Yeah. In order to access to bathrooms and amenities, you have to get out of the tree, enter the homeowner's house. The tree house sleeps two, and if you want to go pee-pee, you have to go either. They don't want you in the backyard.

They do want you going in the house. And it gets the site for this. It gets 300,000 visits every month. It's a book until May of 2018. Wow. And $400 a night. You don't have a bathroom. I need built a tree house.

Yeah. And rent it out. It sounds like a genius plan. Who stayed in Airbnb before? Me. Me. I've Airbnb in my house. And you guys like it?

I loved it. Man, like you, I looked through everything. I had the whole backstory of their family just through their family photos. I thought you took the family photos down. They were all up there, including all of the albums were in like the bookshelves. And you went through the album? All of them. Found out somebody had passed.

We didn't know what his role was in the family, but he was gone after a certain year. Rest and peace. Yeah. Lunch box? I stayed at one in Oregon and they had family photos on the wall and you're like, oh, they have two kids there. All these must be the grandkids because they got a lot of kids' movies here at the house. Did you wear the panties on your head?

No, there's nothing in the drawers. I looked in all the drawers, no clothing. I don't keep any photos up at my place. Do you see what people do inside the house? Oh, they're definitely doing it in your house. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you change sheets?

There's nothing in there. Yes, you have a clue. Well, I mean, we don't do anymore when we did. everything's clean and good to go. Yeah. Okay. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

Amanda Hess, an OBGYN in Frankfurt, Kentucky. She was in the hospital. Now, she was an OBGYN, but she was not to have a baby herself, and she was like really about to go into labor. And so she's in the room, and all of a sudden there's another expectant mother, and she was yelling, but the doctor was not in the room. And she was fully dilated. So here she is.

She goes over and kind of waddles over. and she delivers the baby. Wow. That's impressive. I mean, it's really impressive. The doctor was on call on the way to the hospital,

but the baby was coming way ahead of time. So she stepped in, handled the liver right before she went back into the other room and gave birth to her own baby. Yeah, so she was in labor delivering someone else's baby.

That's crazy. That's awesome. But that's why we see you, Amanda Hess. I see you. The Lobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. in California, two deputies responded to a call and were shot. Following a dispute with a man at the scene, those two cops remain in the hospital.

In other news, the last of those 12 escaped Alabama prisoners has been captured near his home in Florida after being on the run for nearly two days. And finally in San Francisco, a 17-year-old teen opened the emergency door of a plane minutes after it landed, and slid down the wing and jumped onto the tarmac. Luckily, he wasn't injured. Our producer Raymond has come in with his top five pet peeves from the show. Oh, good. Great. He's here before all of us. Awesome.

Oh, boy. He sits in the glass room, producer Raymond, your top five pet peeves about the Bobby Bowman show. Number five. When Lunchbox record spots and he's in the production room for 30 minutes, messing up, re-recording, and it's a 30-second spot. So he takes him 30-minute commercial? Yes. Yeah. Why so long, lunchbox?

Sometimes I mess up, you know. 30 minutes. for 30 seconds? Hey, you got to make it perfect. Interesting. Number four. Once a week when Amy forgets her key card, so I have to go outside and manually open up the garage door for her or else she can't get in the building. I haste open the garage for you? It is not once a week, Ray. I had to open the door for the other day. I guess today I had to go away, right? Yeah. Next. What happens? Number three, anytime Bones needs a water, I'm not a waiter.

Oh, but are you? Usually, Ray's not the water getter. Yeah, Mike D. I'm in the middle of cutting spots. I'm like, Witer! And Mike D brings water right now. He's the lowest man in the totem pole.

He was here at that time. Not you. Right. But you are not a waiter. I understand that. Number two. Whenever I have my headphones on and people from sales and maybe visitors, they come by and they start talking to me,

when I have my headphones on, I can't hear you. Ah, very good. And the number one, pet peeve. Ray has for the Bobby Bone Show. Another one for Lunchbox. Whenever he sends me 10 emails of Snapchat audio, just save the entire story, one email, one audio clip. I was like, hey, how do I save this?

Hmm, this don't work. And he gives it to Morgan number two. She's like, yes. How'd you do that? Here's the problem. Sometimes those Snapchat stories, they won't send a whole video because it's too big, so you have to record or save individual videos, trying to make it easy on you, right?

Yeah, easy. That's all I got. All right. Appreciate that. This makes you think of a question I have about audio, can you record phone conversations while you're on them? Yeah, because I downloaded the app. I can't bring it on the

screen. Yes, it costs me $9.00! It's called $8.00! It's called tape a call. Why? And I can tape anybody's call at any time. Okay. Very interesting. Yep. I almost needed to tape a call. And it got me curious. With me? No, nobody y'all know, but I just was found

everything they were saying so interesting, but yet unbelievable that I needed someone else to hear what they were saying. Tape a call. And I didn't know how to record it. Yeah, I bought it like six months ago, never used it. Tapeball. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Time for the positivity all the way around the room. Let's go. This is awesome. It's teacher. And so she's like, my kids are so important to me. She invites 20 of her students, her entire class, to serve as flower girls and ring bears in her wedding. That's awesome.

Yeah. So a very special group of flower girls and ring bears, a company teacher. Mariel Slagel down the aisle, 20 kindergarten and first grade students. So it's some from a class last year and some from this year. Small schools that everybody got included. Yeah. Yeah, how about that? Amy, you're up.

So Gary and Shana Gutierrez, they live in San Antonio. They've got two kids. One of them, which has to wear a head-shaping helmet. And, you know, obviously he's got the helmet sitting at the table. The other family members decided they're going to throw on a helmet to all eat dinner together. A picture was taken. That's cool. And it has gone crazy viral.

It's all over the place. and it's just one of those things of like, hey, we're in this together. That's cool. You know, if you have to wear a helmet, we're going to wear a helmet. I like that. And his older sister is the one that started the whole helmet thing. It's so cute. Lunchbox.

Roxy is an eight-year-old girl from Florida. Her family was going on vacation to Tanzania, and they were going to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. But she's eight years old. Her family's like, look, you don't have to do it. She's like, no, I'm going to do it. A week later, the eight-year-old climbed Mount Kilimanjaro, the youngest person in the history, to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. Wasn't that a dream of yours too?

Yes, I wanted to go to Tanzania and climb Mount Kilimanjaro. I do too. Let's go. You guys laughed at me when I brought up because I wanted raise awareness. We don't laugh at you because you want to do things. We laugh at you because all you do is talk about all the things you want to do all the time and you never do any of them. That's why we laugh at you where I was like, here's lunchbox with another far-fetched idea. Let's do it.

Show trip. I'm out. I'm not climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. I'm not climbing Mount Everest. Well, there's a difference. Mount McKinley. I'm out. No mountains for me.

Yeah, it's a really cool story, though. I heard your big screen TV was quite the hit this past weekend. Oh, people loved it. Everybody that walked in the house were like, wow, look at that thing. Now, that's a big TV. That's how you do it.

Lunchbox had a tax refund back, and he went and spent all on a TV. You know, tax money. 66-incher, baby. Ray, did you find it to be, like, crazy big? with it just a TV? I mean, I've seen 65 inches before and I don't know if it's

65 inches. Oh, it's smart? You're right, because it's 66, you fool? It's really not that big. Oh. Oh, yeah. Fake news! Here's what this fake news. Ray may not remember the TV.

He was in that condition. People, I'm telling you, everybody that's come to my house has been like, wow. It's a very nice picture. I'll agree with him. It's probably HD, and you've got like some of those extra pixels. I don't think it's 65 inches. I didn't measure it. But you don't remember going, wow, look at how big that is.

It's not 65. You're talking like six feet. Wow. Five feet. Wow, wow, wow, wow. You're just a normal size, nice television with good pictures. That is way more than normal. That's like it's kicking somebody's dog.

Yeah, you're just hating because you don't have one. You want one. I'm sorry, you're not on my level. He's offended right now, but you're telling the truth. I'm telling the truth. Random kid Cody was there, too, and I don't remember really anybody talking about the TV. Oh. Do you see you don't want to, like, get a picture with it?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Where people would, like, stand up going, take a picture of me next TV. Well, really, we're all just enjoying the flight. Let me get a selfie with the TV. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, interesting. Man, you take a picture of it. Please, let some other people decide. I just don't, I don't remember being that size. Not if you're standing next to it. Oh, when you're standing next to it, it is huge. I'm telling you, you won't even notice me. All you'll see is the TV.

Okay, bring a picture in. Yeah, we've got to see that. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Fairfield, New Jersey. Larry Brooks was his first day on the job at an armored truck company. He walks in.

He's like, man, I love this place. Then he sees the vault, and he's like, I'm going to go in there and check it out. He walked out with $100,000 in cash. Oh, he went, like sampled. Taking samples. Yeah, he just wanted to sample it, and he put in his car, and he didn't realize that there were security cameras, but they saw him walk in, take the money, and they found the money in his car. How do you not realize there are security cameras when you're working out of their money?

Wow. Oh, I go to Whole Foods. If I do and eat a grape, what's the difference? That's a little different. Oh, all right. I'm Lunch, Fox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Do you remember your first kiss?

Yeah. Tell me about it. Shea favors, and he was on rollerblades. I was not. But he had rollerbladed over my friend Kinsey's house, him and Tom Chaw. And my friend Kinsey, she was sort of going out with Tom, and I had started going out with Shay. but we were in junior high, so I don't know where we were going. But, yeah, we kissed in her driveway before we went inside.

Like, they came over to hang out for a little bit, not long, because then they had to rollerblade home. How old were you? Like, I was eighth grade going into high school, so what is that, like 12, 13? Did you know there was going to be a first kiss? No. But, I mean, I knew he had kissed girls, and we were, he had asked me to be his girlfriend, so I knew that the kiss was probably coming. I didn't think it would be that night.

But Kinsey, she was way ahead of me. She'd kissed like four people. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Do you remember yours? Oh, yeah. Terrible.

Oh, yeah. Wasn't it the Spin the Bottle game? Oh, this story hurts. I was playing Spin the Bottle and I was like 15, 16, 20, I don't know. And we were playing Spend the Bottle and it landed on her than me or me. It doesn't matter. but whenever she realized who it was, she was like, oh, do I have to? And I was like, that's rough.

I was like, yep, sure do. That's rough. Let's do it. But it hurt my feelings hard. She's like, do I have to? Like, I doubt like to other friends. Like, come on. Yeah, that's hard.

That's not nice. And that's my first kiss. Yay me. Yay for self-esteem. Yeah. Lunchbox remember yours? Oh, yeah, truth or dare. Kelly tonight.

I was over at this Brooke Williams house. I think it was Brooke Williams. And my buddy Jackson was like, Truth of Dair. And I was like, Darius, he goes, French kiss her. Oh, my gosh. And it was summer before sixth grade years. I was just out of fifth grade. And he was like, let me show you how you do it.

So he grabs Brooke and he makes out with Brooke. And he goes, that's how you do it. So I got the first one. Jackson Baker. Thanks a lot, dude. Got me started. She was cool. I mean, because you were the dare.

And she's all of a sudden like, okay. And she was the example, too. No, no, no. Brooke was the example, and I had to kiss Kelly. But, I mean, was she put under a dare also? No, I was the dare. It was truth or dare. And she, I mean, she's got the...

She had some of the consequences of the other girl. She's a trooper. Yeah. There you go. First kissed her. Amy Jones was positive. One of the box was positive for him. Positive.

Not for her. She liked it. My one's kind of negative for both of us. What are you thinking about male cleavage, like guy cleavage? Like chest. I guess I need to know more info. Well, there's an article, and they say male cleavage is in.

How do you all create it? Do you have to put it? Oh. Oh, like that. Okay. Like Keith Irvin? Yeah. Keythorbin.

It's like when a man unbuttoned a shirt to sternum and it shows off their nicely sculpted chest muscles. Yeah, that's Keith. Do you like that? Do you like a guy with male cleavage? I guess so. My husband has chest muscles. Do you like it if he has a shirt unbuttoned and you just see the top of it?

reclaimed No, I'm really not into it. I mean, I like his chest muscles, but no, I guess I'm not. What if I started wearing low-cut? No, because sometimes guys wear way too low-cut shirts. I like for the top of my

belly button to be seen in my lot of it. That's pretty low. I like it to run it all the way down. It's like Keith Irving can do it because he's key turbine. But like other people, no. Not a lot of guys have that cut chest though, you know? So if you have it, why not show it off? Could anyone on the show rock male cleavage?

I could. Well, I think I might be the only one that has man... Oh, you mean man boobs. Like, booby-boos. So, like, maybe I could, but it's a different, not cut. That's disgusting. Copeland, Tennessee. And they got into an argument, and the bride pulled a gun on the groom.

She was packing under her wedding dress. Oh, wow. Okay. So she had the wedding dress on. They got to a fight. She pulled the gun out, shot it into the air. Like, she was ready. Even in her wedding dress. It's one way to do it.

I just imagine it was in a garter, right? Like, that's where you put it. It's where I put it. I don't know if it would stay put in that. That's where I have mine now. Oh, okay. In my garter. You know, they captured the last of those escaped Alabama prisoners.

Because one was still out, right? Yeah, there was, I think 14 that got out, and there was one still on the run. I think there was 12. And they covered the wall in peanut butter. So smart. And then they were like, hey, open the gate. They took the guy to opening the gate, the new guy that worked in the jail. But, again, with that many assessments.

And, like, nobody was hurt, right? Like, didn't, did it make a good attack or anything? Nope, they caught them all, most of them within hours. Wow. It's crazy that many people escaped and they didn't go hurt people. Like, people in jail, because usually they're like, you know, I have nothing to lose anyway. I got to serve extra time. There was also a kid who opened the emergency door of the airplane right when it landed.

What? Sled down the wing and jumped onto the tarmac. That sounds amazingly fun. Well, yeah, but how in the world? is in San Francisco 17 year old Oh when you said kid I was like

Wow I was still a kid Well I know but I was picturing like You know Eddie Jr. Nine? How did he get the door open? Daddy Daddy watch Oh man I have never going to get it here

I think today is pretty tough Like I personally don't think you're going to get it So Almost 50% of parents say this happens As soon as their kids go back to school Are you ready? Ready. Huh.

Almost 50% of parents say this happens as soon as their kids go back to school. Our phone number is 877-77 Bobby. The OB-Boy. About half parents say it happens when kids go back to school. Never going to get it. Lunchbox, do you want to be the ruiner? Yeah, I don't. Spoil it. Go ahead.

They get lonely. They get lonely. Oh, man. Mm. About half of parents say this happens when their kids go back to school. You're never going to get it. Your answer after this. Get your Bobby bones on.

All right, never going to get it. Question is 50% of parents. They want to do this whenever their kids go back to school. Amy. They lose weight. No, no. Almost 50% of parents say this happens as soon as their kids go back to school. Eddie.

Mama gets pregnant. Mama gets pregnant. Yeah. Wow. Oh, not even close? Jeanette in Gainesville, Florida. Go ahead. Yes, your grocery bill goes down.

That's a good guess. It's not right, that's a good guess. I mean, it probably does go down. Yeah. Let's go over to Sunny and Austin. Hey, Sunny. Hey. What do you think?

I think they wish summer was still happening. Oh, no. Thank you, though. Let's do one more. Will and Bentonville, Arkansas. Hey, Bobby. I think the parents drink less. The parents drink less.

Interesting. Interesting. Interesting thought in theory. Not correct, though. The answer is almost 50% of parents say that as soon as their kids go back, they start to think about having another kid. So you were close to a day? I was so close.

Yeah, but they start to be like, oh, man, why don't we have another one so it's at home with us all the time? Man, I thought they would just go through it and not even think about it. Do you feel that way when your kids go to school? No. No. No, no. And a story.

No, we're done. Yeah, it's a song. Get out of here. All right, I'm a way we go. Thank you. Okay, here we go. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Mow.

Man, this couple lost $100, or excuse me, $1 million because the photographer was like, okay, you need to pay $125 for this picture, wedding photographer. And they were like, nah. And then they went to the news. They were like, this wedding photographer was holding our pictures hostage. and it was like, okay, and so the photographer sues $1 million. What? $1 million?

Well, because they went on, they went to the, yeah, hardcore. Wow. Andrew and Neely were found liable for $1.08 million in damage. They accused a wedding photographer of holding their wedding photos hostage. Weeks afterward, the couple refused to pay for the album cover. That was required for them to receive the pictures. Yeah. Then the photographer's, you don't have to pay, never mind.

But they already went to the news. They already went to social media. They made all these statements on blogs. Wow. So now they pay a million bucks. Oh my goodness. That didn't really work out in their favor. It did not.

I wonder if they got their pictures. Like take a step back. Yeah. I want to talk about this Game of Thrones husky craze. I don't like it when animals start to be the end thing. Like when there's the cool. dog to adopt because people will adopt them

and then they're not cool anymore and they're like, you know, we never wanted this husky anyway. Yeah. So, they're called dire wolves on Game of Thrones. They basically are big wolf dogs and it's really cool because I want one. Like I watch it, I'd be like, I need to get one of those. So everybody's going out

and they're adopting these dogs. But what's going to happen is people are adopting so many of them. It's like black cats at Halloween. People go out and adopt black cats at Halloween. Then comes December and they're like, you know what? kind of done with the black cat. And then what happens? You just have a black cat

down on the street. Yeah. So I encourage people to not adopt things that are hip because of TV. I also encourage you not to name your kid after characters on TV too. Which, by the way, the girl from Frozen, Elsa? Yeah. She was

singing in town last night. Yeah. Adina Mazzela. Close. Menzell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was doing some stand-up for a corporate event and I saw my phone like the location and it said Idina Mansell and it was like oh interesting but she was singing right on the road doing that's cool. Oh yeah I saw a work email go out saying first person to claim tickets

at the front desk gets them. Oh that must have me then we're selling very well. No I mean sometimes you know they'll have two extra here. You always know if they're giving away tickets at the front desk they're not that in demand. Oh I thought people loved her. She's an actual artist. Yeah, she's a Broadway singer. She was the original wicked. Never know. Oh I thought it was that blonde hair girl. Both chitta with. Kristen Chenoweth. There was those two. Didn't know that. And Wicked.

I don't think I would even know Wicked. Why would I know Wicked? We went to see it. I know, but I don't know why I would go see it. You were pretty obsessed with it, I feel like. No, no, no. After I saw it, I was. Yeah.

But I don't know. I've never been a big Broadway or musical guy, period. Yeah. It's just random. And they just go into song. Like, I wish my life was like that. Like I was right at 3 p.m. I would be just going and driving all the sudden.

And it's like, hello, good stranger. How were you? And they sing back to you? Yeah. Like that? Life would be great. Amy's dogs smell like corn chips. Her paws.

Yeah. Every dog paw. Well, I thought that every dog's paws smelled like fritos or corn chips. And I mean, sometimes I sniffle them and I just like the smell. And I'm like, and I posted about it. And it's crazy to me how many people haven't heard that because I thought everybody knew that. But then someone told me it means she has some like bacterial and bacteria. infection that causes the smell.

Did you Google that? Yeah, it is. There's stuff up there saying, but I don't know the actual, like, you know, bacteria or whatever. But apparently when I googled it, it said not to worry about it. A lot of dogs have it, but then I started to think I probably shouldn't be sniffing it. My dog's paw smell like funions. I wonder what that's about. Oh, that's a bad bacteria.

That's a different infection. Matter of fact, so are my hands. Oh, goodness. Oh. Onions. Nope. Mine smell like face cleaner. I had to wipe stuff off my face.

My hands smell like. What does that? The hands smell like? Hands? I was like regular. I had to ask Amy this morning if she was crying. Yeah. She put some stuff under her eyes and it looked like tears.

And I was like, hey, medicine or tears? I just wanted to know. It was early in the morning. It was like this clear arnica gel because I felt like I woke up with puffy eyes. And so I put it on and I wanted it to stay on as long as possible. And Bobby was like, are you crying? I just wanted to know where I stood before the show started. Understandably.

And I was like, medicine or tears, both are fine. Yeah. Especially if it's tears, it's just fine. Let's work through this. Amy's worried that her dogs' paws smell like corn chips. Sarah Joe's on in Raleigh. Hey, Sarah Joe. Hey.

Thanks for calling. What's going on? On my way to work at the Animal Hospital. So you'll know a little bit about this. I do. So I'm a registered veterinary technician. So like a registered nurse, but for dogs and cats. And it is totally normal.

And all dogs paws smell like free-dose. And I like to smell my dog's paws too, Amy. Oh, yay. Okay. Totally normal. There are sometimes when they have an infection, but it's not the free-dose smell that you're talking about. It's a totally different smell. Is it funnions?

More like a yeasty smell. If you've ever smelled that, it's kind of gross. I'll be on the lookout for that. Yeah, Wonderbread. I have that too sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, boy.

Hey, Sarah, Joll, appreciate that call. Thank you for sharing with us. Appreciate you. Appreciate what you do, too. Oh, thank you so much. I'm a huge fan of y'all. Thank you very much. Have a good day.

I like this allergy thing creeping on me, man. You guys have allergies? Yeah, I had to flonez it up earlier. I never have allergies. I don't always, but I keep it. I keep it. If I had some, I'd share it with you. But I don't really think you'd

They could up your nose anyways. I wouldn't. I don't do it. I do it in the butt. You don't. What? Loanase? Yeah, because it goes through all your... What? You're doing it all wrong.

I like sit on it. No. I'm like, woo! No, that's not what you're supposed to do. What? That's not the commercial said that. No, it's gross. Oh.

You can listen to an episode of the Bobbycast. It's where I talk to songwriters and artists. So I talked to Jaron Johnston from the Cadillac. Three. He's the lead singer of the Cadillac 3, but he's also a huge songwriter who writes songs for other people. And he was talking about, for example, he wrote Raise him Up with Keith Urban. And he's like, man, if we'd have kept one song.

Raise him up, though. That's the one that I kind of kicked myself. But I had such great success with that. I got to go to Grammy. I mean, I've got to do crazy things because of that song. And I don't know that, I mean, let's be honest, I don't know that Cadillac could have gotten it half as far as they did. I don't think we were that band yet.

I asked him if he was starstruck riding with anybody and he was like yeah the first time I wrote it with Keith Urban and the whole time in the room I'm like I had my computer set up

and like every time you look away I'm sneaking like the snapshot where you get like a picture of me and him and it's like every one of like

blurry where he's good and I'm like I can kill it before he looks back at the screen just search Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or iTunes he wrote lots of stuff like

how about this and it's beaching American country love song Southern Girl Sunshine and Whiskey Every time you kiss me It's like sunshine

Whiskey And they have a new song called Dang if we didn't Did you guys tell your wives They have to shave you by the way? Yeah Talked about that two days ago I'm just wondering

How that's going She doesn't want to do it Why? She's not too excited about that Both of your wives are anti-shave I mean I guess we hadn't talked about this But yeah my wife's like She don't really want to do it

Why? Because she's scared who's going to cut me, and I'm terrified that she will cut me 100%. According to Monday's show, it's super romantic if your wife shaves your face. So Lunchbox and Eddie have until the end of the week to have their wife shave their face. Oh, my wife's out of town. Oh, better to get a substitute wife. Oh, boy.

Okay, I can work on that. That's for work, honey. Promise. It's like finding women to shave your face. He does that in like the 1950s boy. It's for work, honey. All right, let me know. Hello, Vicki in Springfield, Virginia.

Hey, Bobby. What are you doing? I'm about to walk into work this morning. How are you? We're really good. What kind of job do you have? Right now I'm working as a medical assistant. Yeah, how you like that?

It's good, but I'm going to nursing school right now, too. Oh, that's cool. So you're doubling it up. You go to work and then you go to school. Yeah. Man, that's a grind, huh? It sure is. It's hard.

Well, good luck with that. What can I do for you? I was just calling because I listened to your podcast on my way to and from work. And you always play the Chick-fil-A song. And I find myself singing to it. And then there happens to be a Chick-fil-A right next to my work. I'm like, dang it. I kind of want it.

You know what's funny is that's not a commercial. No. Like it was just a song because that's real life. So many songs now are just on the surface. And I thought, I wanted to write a song that had substance. Because how many times do you, Vicki, you ever pulled a chick-fil-A on Sunday? I'm like, oh, crap. All the time, especially in school.

That's what I'm saying. And so it was like, what can I write about that's big? Like in our life. There's love, there's sadness, and then there's chick-fil-A on Sunday. And now the newest song from Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots, Chick-fil-A-Budded Sunday. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's for you guys. Want the fries that I made a waffle But now I'm feeling off

I won't Chick-fil-A But it's Sunday Yeah, the one day that you aren't open It's the one day that I was hoping To get Chick-fil-A Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah I yell hello

Through the drive-thru Answers me back I look around for all the other cars Where the heck is everyone at I won't shake fillet But it's Sunday I want Yeah the one is the one day that I was hoping

To get shake fillet But it's Sunday The fries and made a waffle Now I'm feeling awful I won't chip fillet That song Better Win Awards. Two minutes long. That's an award-winning...

I've heard award-winning songs. That's one of them right there. Go! Download Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday from Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots on iTunes Now. Thank you. I built that voice guy around us who sounded more legit. Worked.

It worked. I'm here. I'm 100%. I just have allergies. And I always make fun of people with allergies because I'm like, you're really sick. Those are allergies. I have allergies. Stupid allergies.

Stupid allergies. So if you want me to stay, I'll stay. If you want me to go home, I'll go home. It's up to you guys. Like, can you talk to the listeners or us? Listeners, because you guys will all send me home. That's not home. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. A trailer for the upcoming season of Carpool Karaoke. You know the one that's going to be on iTunes. It shows Blake Shelton and Dirk's Bentley as a part of this season. There's going to be 16 celebrity pairings. And Blake is with Chelsea Handler. and Dirx is with Cheryl Crowe. So that's pretty cool.

Because Blake is L.A. Chelsea Handler's L.A. Dirk's is Nashville and Cheryl's Nashville. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, it's going to stream on Apple Music each week beginning next Tuesday, August 8th. Have you seen the wax figure of Tom Brady? No, is it awful?

Yeah, I remember like two weeks ago, the Beyonce one was so awful. Well, this isn't Madam Tussauds. This is at a museum in Boston. And, yeah. You almost can't make perfection best. better. So the wax figure could not have been... But it doesn't even look like him. Like, it just doesn't. We'll put it at Bobby

Thun's dot from. If I saw that, I would not say this Tom Brady. It looks like the best friend from the guy from Walking Dead and the first, Shane, from Walking Dead. You're eight. Yeah, so it looks like. And that dude doesn't look anything like Tom Brady. Kind of he does. He has a nose and eyes and he's a dude and stuff. Yeah. He has hair and a face. By the way, I love Tom Brady in case you're wondering. I know. But fans are like freaking out on Twitter and stuff and they're like, Like what? This is crazy. So if you want to see it, check it out, Bobby Bones.com.

Thank you. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. These dudes, Lunchbox, and Eddie, they have to have their wives shave their face for them.

It's supposed to be romantic. Yeah. Eddie's been married for like 30 years, lunchbox for like a month. So it'd be interested to see what happens. Yeah, not really my idea of romance. but whatever you want. How long have you been married? 12 years.

It may re-spark something. I mean, that'd be nice. Yeah. Lunchboxed to marry for how long? A little over two years. Could keep the spark going. Yeah, keep those fireworks. Yeah, but when I told her, she was like, that's just weird.

Tanya. Tanya. T. Tanya. Tanya. Hey, how are you all? I'm good. Where are you at, North Carolina? Right now I'm actually.

driving through South Carolina, taking a vehicle to be shipped overseas to my daughter-in-law. But I live in North Carolina. Now, I can't get anything right, Tanya. I've said wrong state, wrong name. I mean... Well, no, I am from North Carolina. I just happen to be driving in South Carolina. All right.

Well, hey, talk to these guys about this shaving thing. All right, look, guys, it is awesome. If you can get your wives to do it, it is a trust and intimacy building exercise. size. It is absolutely awesome. The first time I shaved my husband over 30 years ago, I was scared to death, just knew I was going to cut him, and I didn't. It was so hot. It was just, it was awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep going. Talk about it slower. It was awesome. It was just, you know, it's the end of the, it's just, the end of me, Intimacy doing it. I mean, you're taking care of the most important person in your life in a way that not many people are allowed to do. It's just awesome. Tomorrow.

I'm worried she's going to drive off the road right now. She's so excited. Tanya. It was 50 shades of Tanya right now on the radio. So the first time you ever did it was 30 years ago? Yes, ma'am. And so then did you see y'all's relationship change after that? She got seven kids.

I do not. I have two. Oh, okay. But, no, I mean, it's, we've been together for, let's see, I was 16 when we met. He was 32. Whoa, whoa, Jerry, Jerry. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute.

Wait, Tanya. Tanya. You were 16 and he was 32? Yes, sir. And when did y'all start dating? I was 16. He was 32. Oh, no. Oh, boy.

Tanya. We got married when I was 18. I graduated high school on June the 11th. We got married August the 7th, 1988. Tonya, you didn't feel like as a 16-year-old dating a 32-year-old that was weird? It was different. I won't say it was weird, but we had a connection that obviously couldn't be broken. and, you know, I've

What if your daughter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who, if turning 16 wanted it at 32 year old? I would inform her of all the problems that would arise. And as long as, you know, he was up front with us and said, hey, look, you know, this is what's going on. I think we would handle it very well. That's crazy. Like in a 30s dating a 10th grader.

Well, yeah. I mean, how, what about your parents at 16? What did they think? They didn't like it. Okay. But you're still together? Yeah, my mom got him fired from two jobs. Okay.

But you're still together? We're still together. Are you still shaving him? Yeah. Well, no, not right now because he's got a full facial beard. And, well, that's just, I like that too. Yeah. Boy, Tanya's on fire.

Yeah, yeah. He's just got, like, all kinds of, yeah. Dang. Okay. All right, Tanya. Well, I hope you have a safe trip. Get that car over your daughter. I appreciate it.

I'm hoping that it gets there. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Yeah, dang. How about her? Is there other other people that have shaved and had such an experience? I don't know, but she said it was awesome. Yeah, she said it's hot.

Like, game changer. And, like, when my husband shaved my legs, like, it wasn't that much of a game changer. Did he cut you? No, but we were both sort of free. He just even, like, he was just kind of like, bloop, bloop, bloop, blo. Like barely touching my leg with the razor. Yeah, it's not hot. No.

I do it with a straight razor. Like old barber's out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's scary. You could like really cut something. Part of the rush is scared. Hey, time for the morning corny. Yeah, bring it.

Eddie, are you ready? This is my audition. It's not an audition. It's game time, buddy. Let's go, let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you for the first time ever doing the morning corny, Eddie. The morning corny. What did the wolf say when he got hurt?

What did the wolf say when he got hurt? How at the moon? Yeah. Oh, you don't have to add that. You added to it. Why'd you add to it? That was the morning corny. By itself, you would have kept it.

It was good by itself. You tried to throw on a Billy Currington lyric. You ruined it. You've lost the morning corny. Okay. Hit this off. Hit the song. Hit the song.

He lost it that fast? Yeah. Wow. Just tell the joke. Let the joke live on his own. This is getting intense. You stole material. Billy Currington material.

Dang. I was picturing in my head that I was going to say, how that's the mood. And you're going to hit the song. And we're going to be like, yeah, that's it. Bye, phone show. Thanks for listening. If you just do, dude, less is more. Okay.

Dang. Do you want to give them an example how to do it, Amy? You sure you want me to? Yeah, nail it and you can have it back tomorrow. Really? All right. Ready? Ready?

The Morning Corny. What's a Sparring? What's a spider's favorite thing to do on a computer? What's a spider's favorite thing to do on a computer? Make websites. That was the morning corny. All right. You got to back.

Yeah, you go back tomorrow. Oh, boy. I let the moon. Too much, Eddie. Too much, buddy. It's good, though. It's good. It's good.

It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. Here's the question. Should parents ever drink while looking after children? Joyce and Kansas, your thoughts? I think that it's okay.

If they want to have a drink whenever they get home from work or a couple glasses of wine, I think it's okay. What is your rule? For whenever I have my kids. Yeah. I'll have a couple drinks. I don't get smashed. and, you know, fall down. But if I want to have a couple glasses of wine or if I want to have a drink whenever I'm making supper or whatever, it's all good.

I appreciate that call. A woman provoked a furious debate because she talked about her and her husband fighting. He wasn't happy that she had a few drinks while he was gone and the kids were home. She wasn't smashed, as the last caller said. She just had a few drinks. So, Serena in Boston, you're on. Oh, my. goodness, good morning. Good morning. What do you think about this?

I think that it's okay as long as you can still drive to a hospital and an emergency. Good point. Now drive, like, you're capable of driving or you're over the legal limit? You're capable of driving. Okay. Again, these aren't my rules. No, no. There's one thing I don't know. There's lots of things, I don't know. But this is one of them. The drink, I don't, I don't drink. Right, so I don't know how it affects you. Mandy and Virginia Beach. Morning.

Talk to me about this. I have three kids and my husband and I have the rule of sober parent at home. So one of us can drink and one of us doesn't. But you need to know your limits. What's your limit? If he's on deployment, I will have one glass of wine maybe once a week just because I do have three kids and one of my kids is special needs. and so are you saying you need the glass of wine to kind of wind down? The wind down are like we're having a wife's meeting or a couple of the wives from his boat are over.

We'll all have a glass of wine together or something. Yeah. But I don't drink too excess. I have three kids that I need to worry about. Well, I appreciate that call and I appreciate you. Eddie your dad, you got two kids. What do you got? Yeah, rarely do my wife and I drink together.

Like if I'm drinking, she doesn't or if she's drinking, I'm not. because that's just, I mean, like she said, really that's the thing you have to think about. If you're good to drive to the hospital, if something happens or go somewhere, don't drink. Amy? Yeah, I didn't even think of the hospital thing, so I was going to say, drink it up. Shit. Here's the dad wrapping bedtime stories to his kids because it helps him go sleep. Homeware beef in the engine.

There was a friendliest sounds that you ever heard. Little blue truck rolled into the city where that. Beep, beep, beep, isn't it pretty? How ring buildings, scrape the sky. Beep said, boo, this city is hot. Okay, so there's enough of that. Okay. If you, like, did little wraps to your kids.

Yeah, they're not going to sleep. Like, this is a terrible idea. Well, they throw their hands in the car. They start dancing and jumping on the bed. Huh. When the kids were little, little, little, like, babies, I would sing to them. But now, if I did anything close to this, they're not sleeping. What if you sang them like a lullaby?

No. They would just be like sing along or whatever. No, you have to just go in there, close the door and be like, go to sleep. If I come back in five minutes, you all are still asleep, someone's getting a poppin. That's how I put you to sleep. Wow. A popping. Wait, wait.

You whoop them if they don't go to sleep. You don't understand it's so difficult every night. They want to stay up, especially summertime, they want to stay up. It's not difficult. Listen. But the kids are out. No, this is the opposite of what I want to do in my house. Dude, you got to do this.

Sing to them, but don't tell them. like sing to them and then be like good night and see what they say okay and see if they sing along okay I'll try that there was a friendlier sounds that you ever heard little loop you'd be like go daddy go daddy go

go daddy go go go oh no and what do you say again I forget I'm gonna leave I'm gonna close the door right now and if I come back in five minutes and you guys are still awake somebody's getting a popping my eyeballs will be glued open like oh I'm gonna get whooped no they they fake close them And I'm like, good. So the threatening works.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Good to know. Interesting. There's a guy who lives next to a river, and his job is also on the same river. So he floats to work every morning. He misses traffic completely. Oh, that's awesome.

He just hops in a tube, or what? He realized his office was straight down the river from where he lives, so he avoids traffic by floating to work every day. He lives a mile and a half from his office, but he says because traffic is so bad, when he floats, it's faster. He puts his clothes and computer in a waterproof bag. It's also a floatation. advice. He just hangs on to it and floats to work. That's amazing. That's fun. Is it though? As it's a look at start to your day. You imagine so relaxing and like, all right. Yeah. No traffic. Sound of the water. Nobody in your way. You're just like. Just you

and nature. What did you do yesterday? I practiced for my cooking show today. Well, yeah, Amy's doing cooking with Amy, I believe at 2 p.m. Central. What are you guys cooking? On Facebook. We are doing sides. So we're going to do this coconut cauliflower rice and then these broccoli poppers that are so good. And then you can pair it with, you know, chicken or fish or whatever you want, but these are two awesome sides. And you practice yesterday? Yeah, of course, I had to test the recipes to make sure that, you know, I didn't want to,

put some stuff out there and then, like, eat them and be like, oh, okay, you know this whole situation we just did? Ignore it. It's gross. 2 p.m. Central on our Facebook page. Yeah. So that's what you did. Mm-hmm.

What did you do? Oh, I know beside your dollar general. What? You're a big hosting gig last night. When you asked me, I was going to answer. I know, but... Here she goes again. She took your story.

I have allergies that have just been whooping me. And then I did some stand-up at a corporate event last night. And the crazy thing about the corporate event was they had paid Manning last year. So it was quite the... Oh, boy. They did? Wow, how did you do that? Did people talk about that?

No, not really. But I know they had paid Manning last year as their host. And they had me this year. So I'm like, oh, man. And I think it did good. I mean, I made people laugh. And it's always the hardest to make people laugh when they don't know who you are. Because I do stand up, but people come to watch me do stand up.

But these are just people from all around the country. And so they had no idea who it was. I think they won't have Peyton Manning again, probably in their hearts. And they got stuck with some dork in a plaid jacket. Yeah. But yeah, it was good. It was good. And they were really great to work with.

I just kind of felt bad for them. And the laughter? Good. Yeah. I thought it was pretty good. I'd give myself 7.5 out of 10. Wow, that's good. You don't normally rank yourself.

Above five, really. Yeah. We have a hard time with that. Or two. Or two. Yeah, so I did that. It wasn't too terribly late, but my nose, man, just feels like it's the pressure. But I took a Zyrtec.

What else do you guys take if you have crazy allergies? Well, stuff like that, but it doesn't kick in today, bones. Like, that's stuff you've got to take like weeks in advance. Oh, really? Yeah, I have nothing. I crushed it that way. Just Kleenex. Ooh, I do saline washing.

and just wash the whole nose out. I'm pretty healthy. I rarely don't have allergy stuff. But, hey, live and learns what I always say. Are allergies related to, like, how healthy we are? I mean, sometimes aren't you just allergic? Yeah, but I don't get allergic. Oh, okay.

Okay. Well, you said I'm pretty healthy. I'm like, oh, shoot. But someone that's allergic to something doesn't mean they're not healthy. Not healthy. If you're allergic to strawberries, you're not healthy. That's right.

60-year-old grandmother shot and killed a home invader. who broke into her Texas home. Police said the suspect was fatally shot with he, and another suspect tried to rob the woman inside her rental home. She shot him. Here. This is audio from the news story. Detective say two men actually entered the home uninvited through an open garage door,

surprising a 60-year-old woman inside. Both were armed with pistols. She confronted both suspects. That female then retrieved a handgun. and fired several times at both subjects. One man collapsed and died in the woman's front yard. It is unclear if the other got shot, but he did get away. So they said the second one got away.

Investigators say it's too early to tell if the homeowner will face any charges. Now, you're not going to find a jury to convict this 60-year-old woman. When people come into the house, unasked, trying to rob her. Yeah. You're not going to find a jury that goes, you should go to jail. You wonder what's going on in the front of y'all Were they trying to run away If she pulls the gun on them

And they're running away And she's shooting them as they're running away Does that still count? Regardless, you're not going to find a jury that throws her in jail Also, 60-year-old Like 60-year-old's not that old anymore No, it's not at all

Like 80s old now But it's just the word grandma Sometimes I think It throws you off But like, you know My mom was a grandma at 60 She could have shot somebody easily No problem

So people are asking how the guy gets back, the guy that floats to work on the river? Yeah. Yeah, I thought about that. How does he get back home? Down river? How does he swims up? You know, they don't have to stay? It's quite the workout.

A lot of people ask about that. There is no answer to that. Oh, man, maybe he hitches a ride. Yeah, I would assume he like Uber's at home or something. Yeah, there was a story earlier that was a guy lives on a river. His job is on the river like a mile and a half down the road, so he just floats to work. So I guess he just gets a ride home or something. That sounds like the life.

Like, I wish we could. to work every day. I wouldn't because you're like, if you're in a hurry, you're going to pedal faster? It's cold. Like if you're late, or you're like or if it's raining? Utility workers recover a wedding ring in the sewer. A woman's wedding ring was saved by

two workers. The eight-month pregnant woman was traveling in New York City. She felt uncomfortable. She took her ring off because she was like, oh, it's hard of my hand. Before she knew it, it slipped out of her hands. She watched it bounce along the side. Can you imagine the slow motion in this ring in your head as it bounces like, doing, doing.

It's got to be miserable. And you see the grate, and it's bouncing toward the grid. You're like, no. Yeah. It fell into the grate. So she called 911, and they sent out workers. And again, it's a great, so there's liquid, there's water, and they open the sewer and find the ring.

She called 911. Yep. Okay, see, she should be charged. Why? Is that misuse? It's not an emergency. That's true. She lost a ring.

That's not life or death. It depends how expensive the ring is. Yeah, because somebody's going to be mad. Yeah. Yeah, do you have a problem with her calling 911 for this? I mean, I don't, but lunchbox does have a point. I think it's misuse of 911. 911 is for emergency.

Yeah. That's not technically an emergency. Because then how do you compare that to the people who are like, they didn't give me all 10 to my chicken nuggets? Yeah. They only gave me eight. And I'm hungry. This is a wedding ring.

Well, these are, someone might be like, these are my chicken nuggets. Like if you don't get my wedding ring quickly, I'm going to lose it forever. I get it. I'm with you.

I'd probably call 911, but I'd probably call it chicken nuggets too, though, isn't it? Now that we think about it. Yeah. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Bobby Bones show.

A couple things for you. Thing number one on Friday, Brandy Clark will be in. Female Friday. I am such a big fan of Brandy Clark. Friday and Saturday, the Raging Idiots, Friday night in St. Louis, sold out. Saturday night in Madison, Wisconsin, not sold out, but we'd like for you to come. Tickets still available, Ragingidgets.com. There's still a few left. If you're in Madison, Wisconsin, you don't come to this show, it's like the Rolling Stones came

and are your friends that be talking about it. There'd be a good reason you missed it. We need excuses. Yeah, we're in Madison. And let me say this about Joy Week. It's happening in August. And this year, because it's all about celebrating joy and there's a lot of positivity and there's a St. Jude part of it. We're doing a different this year.

We're having full one-hour concerts during the show. And I will say this. One of my favorite in music period, Walker Hayes, will kick it off. But doing the first day full hour, my friend Marin Morris. That's all I'm going to say right now. So much. If you miss any of that, I need to know why. If you miss Brandy on Friday, I need to know why.

If you miss the raging idiots in Madison, Wisconsin, I need to know why. So now you need people to start checking in. Yeah. Yeah. We need our own social media. Like, where are you right now? Tell me. Oh, I want to play this.

You know that girl group, Hame? Huh? Yeah, is that how you pronounce that? Taylor Swift's friends. Yeah, I always go. Hey, him. Let's ask our millennial digital girl, 23-year-old Morgan number two. How do you say their name?

I actually don't know. Crap. Oh, man. We're in trouble. I would bet it's Haim if I were guessing. Heim. Hold on, let's ask Mike D. Mike D.

We had Haim. Oh. Of course you guessed right. Yeah. Well, he's like, he's a park. Yeah, I know. So here is Haim. Heim.

Doing an awesome Chenai Twain cover. Oh. You ready to hear this? Yeah. Who guys who thought they were pretty smart, but you've got being read down to an ud. You think you're a genius who drive me up the wall. Your regular origin.

No, no at all. Oh, you think you're special. You think of something else. Okay, so you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much. So you got the brains. You don't like it? No, I don't love it.

What's wrong with you? I'm not going to listen to it. Let's hype it up. Come on. Okay, you're a rocket scientist. Are you saying you're going to download that and listen to it? They did it. It's a live performance.

Okay. Is it downloadable? Because I wouldn't download it if that's what you're asking. It's fine. Play it. Wrong with you. She was like... I mean, I don't want...

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt. I don't impress. Let's go. There you go. Yeah, but that's also 1990. Okay, so this is the cool version. You guys aren't cool. Well, here we go.

You didn't even let it go before he started laughing over the song. I didn't know if my microphone was up. Yeah, your microphone's always up. You talk over every song. It's not always up. I guess it is. Okay. You don't like it?

No. Hey, it are in the house. I'm with you, Amy. Bobby, you didn't even know how to say their name. Are you a super fan? No, I just thought it was really good. Oh, you did? But I didn't act like I knew how to say their name.

Oh, I thought you're just sharing. I didn't know you legit. That is really good. Man, sorry for having feelings, right, Bobby? Yeah, seriously. I feel you, dude. I feel like you're being attacked right now. What?

This is, Bobby. You're not the one seeing it. I'm not attacking you. It's a live performance from a radio show in the UK. And I was like, this is cool. Oh, wow. Okay. It made it.

It made it all the way here. All the way across the sea. You guys all suck. A shark didn't meet that on the way. Well, how did you even hear? I don't like that. I don't like you guys. I don't like it.

Whatever. Oh, it's okay. I love you. Hater deluxe. And I know you can't say that back to me. Whatever. I love that song. I love that version.

Yeah. How long did you date before you got married? That's the question from Bridebook, and they give the average amount of time. People wait. Amy, how long did you date before you got married? Six months. Eddie, girl. Lunchbox, how long did you date before you got married?

Three and a half years. Eddie? Six years. We're all over time. Dang. Yeah. The average couple dates for 4.9 years before making it official. 4.9 is average?

Wow. That seems like a really long time for average. So the normal one is lunchbox here. Yeah. See? Ish. All it tells us is that couples are taking their time to get to know each other. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not a poster. I just thought 4.9 for average was weird. Like I thought that would be on the high. And then the average would be more like two years. 4.9 is about where it should be. I'm cool with 4.9. Five years. If you had heard someone had been dating for five years, what would you?

I'd say, well, that's probably about the. average time they should make up their mind. That's what I think. Okay. I got a note from my boss. Yeah? He was like, for the first time ever, you sound tired, and then I realized it was allergies. Oh.

He realized those allergies or you realized it was allergies? He did. He did. He's about to give me a hard time. I'm never tired. I come in here a million bucks every day. Even if I'm tired, I don't let anybody know. Oh. But I got, I took this Zyrtec and I'm telling you something about it.

It makes me sleepy. So right now you're admitting you're tired. No, there's just, difference the tired and sleepy. Tire is like you're tired, like you've been doing too much. You were supposed to take the non-drowsy. My eyeballs still heavy from this stuff. Yeah, did Morgan buy you the wrong one? I don't know what it is. Is it nighttime Zertek? Zeret. Go to sleep.

Oh, it could be the wrong one then. Yeah. It's called ZerTech Ambien. Oh, yeah, that's good. Stop it. People are fired up about you guys being rude about this hames song. Really? Yeah. Hello, Megan in Beaumont, Texas. Hi. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say?

I'm super-doper excited that I get to be on the radio. I've tried to call into you for like years. Years? So I'm really excited. Wow. Well, thank you for calling. Glad you got through. But I love the song.

I don't know what Amy's deal is, but I love it. Oh. Yeah. I always wonder what Amy's deal is. Oh, I just don't like it. It's really not going to, it's not a big deal, though. That don't impress me much. It's a live radio cover.

I mean, I like the Shania Twain song. No crap, who doesn't? I know, but I'm just clarifying. I like Friends in Low Places. Yeah, yeah, who doesn't? Thank you very much. Appreciate the call. Hey, Dempsey in Boston.

Thank you for calling. What's going on? Hey, I just wanted to call and tell you the average time for meeting and marrying someone is seven weeks. I met and married my wife in seven. That's not the average. Yeah. But why does you think that?

That's cool, though. the average. Because I think if you know you love someone, you're going to know it right off the bat. It's been 30 years this September. You're such a rarity, though. And isn't love something that you figure out, like it's developed? It's not like, boom, love. Like, I just feel like you got lucky.

Working on a marriage is, you know, it's a full-time job that doesn't pay well but has great benefits. Oh, boy, we got a comedian here. All right, Jim, too. He's going to be playing zanies at 9 and 1130 on Friday. I'm going to start using that. What? I'm sorry using that. You know, love is a full-time job.

It doesn't pay much, but it's got great benefits. I like it. It was a good line. Marriage is a full-time job. Dempsey, stop with what you're doing here. It's true. It's true. I'm telling you, man.

I think if it's love, you know. You know, I looked at her on a Thursday. Three weeks later, I said, I can do this for the rest of my life. And then you just got lucky. I would bet the odds gone. People like you who do this in seven weeks, they don't stay together for very long. Yeah. I bet the percentage of people that stay together after getting married three weeks is not

Hi. I think you're right. Yeah. You're probably right. I know another couple that's like that and they're still together. Yeah. And you know it because they're so few. Yeah.

Like you know them because they're the ones who I talk about it and we'll be quiet. We met in four days later. We had six kids. What? But do you think it's like it gets less and less, you know? Like because they already have a short courtship, it's like, oh, two days. It just sounds so good. They just build the story.

One day. No. No. I don't. Does this guy really know he met her on a Thursday? Come on. Dempsey. Yeah, it's true.

I mean, and everybody thinks marriage is 50-50. It's not. It's 100% and 100%. You're all in or you're all out. Okay. Here's this guy with his lines. Dempsey's pretty good. Seren-O. DeBergiac here.

Are you like a marriage motivator? I am not a marriage motivator because I see so many couples that get married because it looks like the comfortable thing to do. Well, comfort isn't about being married. Hard work, dedication, raising your family. Dempsey didn't even know. You know her. Yeah, he's been two months with her and you got married.

Hey, but I got to know her and I worked. But that's not how it worked. You know, marry someone then get to know them? Yes. Yeah. But Bobby, to be fair, like, you're constantly growing throughout your life. You should constantly be getting to know someone. I mean, every morning.

Every morning that should be the goal. But I did luck out. I married, you know, not only my wife, she's become my best friend. And, you know, 30. That's a lot of her. Dimsey, you're so full of horse crap. I would call you on it. You are so full of horse crap on my phone right now.

Tell us about your last fight. Have y'all never had a fight? Our last fight actually was about... Not fighting. Our fight was that we don't fight enough. Dipsy, you're so full of horse crap. Go ahead. We have a simple rule, though.

You'd never fight when you're mad. You say hello. Time out. But if you're not mad, why would you fight? Like, when I get happy, I don't want to fight anymore. Bobby, I want to know what the last thing is. talk about it. You can talk about it rationally afterwards. So why have a fight on the spot when if you think about it for a second? Probably both parties had some fault in being arrested.

Oh, he's so smart. He's not answering your question. Yeah, but what was the last topic of y'all's fight? Like, why did y'all get into a fight? Because I don't eat the way I should eat. My diabetes is very out of control and sometimes I splurge a little bit. And she's like, I want you to be here when we're 70, so you've got to eat the right way. And you know, I understand that. But, you know, It's so hard when you have a nice canoli from, you know, my pastry is sitting in front of you to say no. I mean, I get that. Dempsey, so you guys got into a fight because she loves you too much. Because she wants you around.

Dempsey, you got, come on, you got to sell this to somebody else. I'm telling you, that's the way it's got to be. Anything worth fighting over personal stuff, you know, money and stuff like that, that just doesn't matter. You know, all that stuff's going to come and go. Golly, I'm taking notes, Dempsey. You know who money doesn't matter to, people that have money. Well, you know, yes, I work at a bank, but I don't have a lot of money. So, you know, it's simple to say you work hard.

You know, you keep those people in your life that make your life worth living. And that's it. I'm going to say this about your call, D.C., I think it's a fantastic call. Yes, I love it. I've never disagreed more with a call that I thoroughly enjoyed, though. All right. Well, I love you guys, and I'm so glad you're playing here in Boston. Thank you, buddy.

You need to get more time up here with music. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. I love coming up there. I wish the signal is a little stronger, but, you know, I appreciate you being on the phone. And thanks for calling, dude. Again, we don't have to agree, but we can be friends. I don't want to fight angry.

You know what I mean? That's right. We can agree to disagree and shake hands and go out for a drink. I'm all for it. Lay down the canoli, buddy. Yeah. All right. All right.

All right. I like that guy. I mean, I never had a more wrong caller, but I like them a lot. He just seems like a really overall awesome person. Like they're doing life right. I mean, I like what he's saying. He's not going to sweat the small stuff. That's an Instagram caller.

Ah, because like it's perfect. Yeah, that's an Instagram collar. It sounds great. That's like looking into Instagram. I'm going, oh, I'm so jealous. Look at how perfect that is. Yeah. That's the Instagram caller.

You don't think those people really exist. No. The Dempcies of the world, like, nowhere. I mean, the dude's like just having canoys. He said he never had a bad day. Get out of town, Jack. Or whatever his name is. She's like we fight because we just don't fight enough.

Like we got into it because she was like... I ate a canole. She was like, why do you want to fight? Because I don't think we fight enough. Oh, yeah? Well, I love you too much to fight. I love you more. There's this show, this medium show?

Like a talk to psychics. You know, like to have Long Island medium. What's this one called Brad Elders is on? Hollywood medium. Hollywood? Yeah. They need to have a honky talk medium. That'd be awesome.

Why isn't that a show? Well, nobody's thought of it yet. but I guess maybe now they should. Maybe like, yeah, don't are you? Come on in here. And they use like saints like your grandma used to say? It's that young little blonde dude, you know? Which one?

Hollywood medium. So Brett Eldridge goes and talks to him? Yeah, and evidently he says that he's communicating with like a car mechanic and Brett Eldridge got chills because his grandpa, Shirley, used to work on cars or something. Shirley Brett Eldridge is playing a role here, right? Has to be. Yep. I don't know

I don't know Do you get paid to be on Hollywood media Probably And then you're like Nobody has a record Coming out Friday Oh true

And if you go on that show And they're like Okay Brett Elders Come on in And Brett goes like this Well I don't believe it And he leaves They're like an air to that

It's true But then also Couldn't they just Google Brett Eldridge's Grandpa And learn that he was a mechanic Exactly Tell

Tell the story about your cousin Well so I got on a call With their once And I This may be could get back to her and I love her dearly and my aunt, but I had a phone conversation with her recently where she was sharing with me that my mom speaks to her. And your mom passed a couple years ago? Yes. And now my cousin, she hasn't always done this. This is fairly new. She does like readings

on the phone with people and she just has that connection and she says that, yeah, she has communication with my mom and my mom comes to her and I listened to everything she said and I was really respectful about it. I know that my cousin knows that I'm probably hesitant and believing. her but yeah she was telling me things my mom's not finished with and that she wants to do through us or something i don't know and then she started smelling like some hand cream that she thought my mom maybe or and she started asking me about it now how do you feel that she's talking to your mom and your mom's like talking to you well yeah i mean that's what i was like well wait why is she talking to you and then not to me but i see she's not talking to me because i don't i don't

talk to i'm not a psychic or a medium but but your cousin is she is she is she is she is Well, she says she is now. Now? Yeah, she wasn't always. Did she take one of those master classes or something? No, I just started coming to her, like, in the past few years. How did your sister feel about this? Well, my sister hasn't had, like, a full-blown conversation with my cousin about it.

But I did call my sister afterwards, and I was like, hey, just talk to her, and this is kind of what she was saying. And then I was like, do you remember mom having any of this hand cream? And we didn't. So the hand cream was off, but sometimes she said she smells. She starts to smell things, like a scent. can sense a smell, but the smell wasn't really resonating with me and my mom. So I don't know if there was just a mix-up, but... How much do you believe it? Zero meaning none, 10, meaning fully?

Probably zero. Zero. I know, that's having, like, no faith in that part at all, but I just, part of me wants to because I know her and I, like, adore her to death, but... You need to open your minds, guys. Oh, boy. Listen, I believe in dog whispers that can talk to your dog, so why can't people talk to the the dead. Like I...

Are they talking to your live dog? Well, your dog's alive. Yeah. Like right in front of them. Yes. And like you can control the habits and patterns of alive things. But dogs can't talk. And my... What? And my dog whisper knows exactly what my dog is thinking. And so... Do you have a dog whisper? He did. He always loved it. Yeah, he paid her tons of money. What? Yes. It's the weirdest thing. That's crazy. But I do believe that people are... Know how to control animals.

Yeah. alive. They have a gift. Yes, they're alive. Right. They have a gift. So then I'm like, so does my cousin have a gift? I don't know. They're like a cartoon character. Because that's how I feel. He's not like a rugrat. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, sometimes I'm like... It's weird because my mom's not alive either. And if someone came to me going, hey, I talked to your mom, it would be like... And someone that knew you and loved you and, like, loved your mom.

You have been saying information. This is not true. And I'm like, so wait, wait, you're like legit just getting ready for life some days, like putting on your makeup and my mom just starts talking to you? I know. It's weird. But you can't say it's not true. Right. And I know that's a double negative. Okay, so then I'll go one. One.

So out of zero to ten, I'll go one. Well, Brett Elders talking to his grandpa Shirley in the next episode of Hollywood media. Hollywood Whisper. Whatever it is. I just know what's going to happen. My voice gets worse. When allergies hit, they wipe me out. Like, odds of me being on the show tomorrow, 50%.

What? Yeah, because it sets in. This happens once a year. Like, I have no voice. Everybody still talking about me bombing the science question about the planets. What I miss? The first planet from the sun, which is? My very energetic mother.

My. I bet she still doesn't know. Go ahead. My. It's either Mars or Mercury. Which one is it? Think of like first planet. Come on.

Think of what, Eddie. Come on. Mars. No, it's a mur. It's perfect. Science quiz. Ready? How many planets are there?

Nine. Including Pluto. If you get Calpuleno, it's correct. It's a dwarf planet. It's a dwarf planet now. We've talked about it in the song. Okay. What are groups of stars that look like pictures called?

Like a star and it looks like something. Galaxy? No, if it looks. I don't know, galaxy. A constellation. Oh, yeah, duh. How long does it take the Earth to orbit the sun? I don't know.

24 hours? One year. Oh. 24 hours. What's the outermost layer of the Earth call? The outer, the crust. Yes. In H2O, which is water, what's the H stand for?

Hydrogen. I'm sorry. Oh, gosh, I was like, wait, I don't know. One final question. What are the three states of matter? I need a hint. Come on. I know that I know what they are, but I can't.

I need a hint. There are three of them. That's more, I need more than that. Solid liquid and gas. The matter of that. No, it's but that. Stop it. The Map Motion.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So there's this new stationary bike that's been invented that requires you to work out while watching Netflix. It's like to keep it going, right? Yeah.

In order to watch your favorite Netflix show, you have to be riding the bike. It has to be in motion. It's called the SciFix. Get it? Like, psych bicycle. Okay, that's cute. Then I would just get a Netflix description

and be like, exactly. No, I like it. Yep. I think it's cool. Cool. If you need motivation to work out, this could be for you. I just don't think that would motivate me because I can already get it. Oh, well, maybe this is the only way you can get it. You have to figure that out.

If that was the only way to get Netflix, that would be awesome. Yeah, but, okay, how much does that cost? I don't know the price. Probably like $1 million. What else? I don't know if it's like out of yet. A million dollars. Are you nine?

I don't know the price, probably like a million dollars. Okay. It's a good guess. The inventor has just invented it. I don't even know that you can purchase it yet here in the U.S. But I think it's a cool concept. I like it. So a new study found the funniest word in the world to say out loud.

Let me say, Goober. I think the funniest word of the word is goober. What do you think it is, lunchbox? If you had to pick one, not hers, but what's your funniest word? But. But. See? Eddie?

Moist. No, that's not funny. That's just you. Oh, that's hilarious. And the fact that people hate it, I love it. Moist. I also like the terms herbal essence together. That's a good ring.

Herbal essence. It's a fun word. What's the funniest word? Booty. Wow. Clos is the lunchbox again. Yeah. No, it's a word.

It's not because it's the actual buttocks. It's the word. Booty, booty, booty, booty. She is nine. You're right. Something's up with her today. She's been kind of. What?

It beat out words like hooter. knitwit and tinkle. Tinkle is disgusting. My grandma used to say that in public. She would ask me if I had to tinkle really out. Our producer Morgan, our main producer in the classroom, she still says that. She's like, hey, I have to leave this very important business

and I got a tinkle. I'm like, stop it. You're an adult. You're running this show. That's still what you're... Why do you refer to it as that? It makes me uncomfortable to say anything else. Like pee?

What's wrong with tinkling? Ah! That's disgusting. No. Okay, what else you got? Okay, well, Eddie, do you do the grocery shopping in your house? I do, most of it. Lunchbox?

We don't really like a grocery shop, blue apron. I'd like to pause for a second. Eddie does not do most of it. That is absolutely false. He said he stops by the store occasionally and we'll grab something. That's how we shop at my house. He has revisionist history. Listen to this, Bobby.

Then Eddie falls into this perfectly because it says a new survey says that 84% of men think they are the primary grocery shoppers in their house house right. I know it. Yeah. And the survey showed that about, yeah, two-thirds-ish actually shop. But they are shopping from a list that their wife created. Oh, for sure. I mean, I don't go picking stuff out for me.

Or just the family. Like, you couldn't go figure out what's needed. Nope. Nope. I mean, I don't know what the kind of brands the kids like. No, I have no idea. No clue. Do you know their names?

I think so. Yeah, yeah. I kept it really simple. Junior and Junior Jr. What else? Well, apparently we can forget the Advil if we're in pain. We just need to ask our partner to hold our hand. Bull crap.

Oh, no. A new study found that when you're significant other hold your hand when you're in pain, your heart and breathing rates, they get in sync causing the pain to lessen. You know, I was talking to my girlfriend the other day and she was getting that microblading on her eyebrows. Yeah, microneedling, microblading. It's what it's called, right? Microblading. Yeah, for a second.

Some people call it my microneedling. carry on. And she was like, it hurt, but you know what I did? I was like, what did you do? She goes, I would hurt myself on another part of my body, so I'd forget about that hurt. Oh, I've heard of that. And I was like, well, that's interesting, but aren't you still feeling hurt? Like, yeah, you're just distracting your mind, your brain.

Like, it still hurts. Yeah. I didn't quite understand the logic. Oh, you've never done this? No. Yeah, this is like where if your arm hurts, you punch your leg, so your leg hurts and you forget about your arm. But you're still feeling a hurt, it's my point. Yeah, I know, but you're not like my arm doesn't hurt anymore.

And now your leg does, sure. So then what do you do to get rid of that leg? Punch yourself in the face. My face hurts off, but I mean like, I don't say it makes sense, guys. Yes, you did kind of with your tone. That's what people do. Let me save y'all a lot of pain and just hold their hand, hold someone's hand that you care about. I hate holding hands.

You do? Oh, hate it. Why? I don't know. My wife wants to hold my hand all the time. I'm like, okay, cool. That was fun. Done.

Like, do you hold it like a. Like a clasp or finger lock? Yeah. Finger lock. And she does it while I'm driving. Why? Why do they do that? I need my other hand.

Like, I'm about to turn. You know what I mean? Yeah. I just don't, I can't stand it. I don't mind hand holding. I just don't like hands, period, because they've been touching things. Like, I don't know where your hands have been. I wouldn't mind holding if I got to watch you.

Watch them first. Like, I want to hold hands? Okay, watch your hands. Let me see it. You've got to watch them make sure all the germs are off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scrum them up. Here's the sanitizer.

Now, place it into mine and we're good. Now. Otherwise, I don't know. where it's been. Okay. It's like listeners, though, like, sometimes when I kiss me. Where? On my face.

Okay. And I'm always like, ooh, can I watch you brush your teeth and wash your lips? I don't know where it's been. Do you like being held? By who? By anyone? Just held. Not really, because I always feel like my gut's kind of gross.

Oh, my gosh. What? Your gut is not gross. Hold on, keep going on Bobby. I like, go ahead. And I feel awkward to people touching my body because I don't feel comfortable

my body anyway. But you're, let's say, we're talking about being held by your girlfriend, not just anybody. No, just anyone. Even her, even her.

I don't like it. I mean, I don't, I like for her to take her hand and, like, scratching my head. The scalp. Yeah. Okay. Because otherwise, I just feel

self-conscious. Like a puppy. I've never got to the point where I'm not self-conscious with not my body around people. Even girlfriends. Okay. Interesting.

I just was wondering. It's one of those things I just wondered. Not like all the time just right now. I was wondering. I wonder if I had like a girlfriend that's really big and strong if I'd like to be held like a baby. That might be fun. Stop it.

Like in the fetal position? Like they hold you up. Like rock you to sleep. Like on Game of Thrones, there's one character and she's huge. Yeah. But like maybe I like her to hold me. That's like wagon wheel, the song.

That's what he's talking about. A big girl holding him, rocking him like a wagon wheel. Really? That's what I was picture. The whole song's about? The whole song. Yeah.

Rock me. Mama like a wagon wheel. Rock me. It's not what it's about. The Body Bone show. Let's go. All right. I'm going to go.

Appreciate you guys being here. Listen to the whole show back. Just search Bobby Bone's show on demand on IHeart Radio. Also, I should say, too, that if the show is live and you can't pick it up on your radio station, let's say you're driving around somewhere, you're in different city. You can always search IHeart country and listen to our show live in the morning. So there's that. Just appreciate you. be in here. Amy does

cooking with Amy at 2 p.m. Central today on our Facebook page. Yep. Where you will be cooking what? We'll be cooking cauliflower rice, you know, like with a coconut sauce and some broccoli poppers. So we're going to be cooking up some sides that you can pair with whatever you want.

Can we make this cooking show not two and a half hours? Yeah, it's going to be like 30 minutes. Amy did a whole documentary series the last time. Saw that one. I did. So this is we, you know, and we're going to incorporate, I'm going to show you how you can work out while you're cooking, you know? Oh, boy. All I know, the last one felt like Forrest Gump.

Like, it had all these different elements to it and, like, art changes. Well, some of the stuff is going to be in the oven. We're going to have to kill time. So I'm going to be like, hey, this is when you can bust out, like, you know, five minutes of this. And you can kind of work out because a lot of people that are cooking are busy. But that's why you have it prepared already. So you can shut it all down. It's what you do.

You put it in and you pull immediately out the one that's done. Yeah. I'm going to have some of that action going on. Trickery. Okay. Okay. Bones.com, 2 p.m. Central. Have a great day. See you guys on Thursday. Air Tasker helps you check off your to-do list.

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