The Bobby Bones Show - Dustin Lynch In Studio for Joy Week + 150K Raised So Far For Flood Relief + Eddie Teaches The Kids About Football

Episode Date: August 30, 2017

Dustin Lynch stops by the studio, Pimpin' Joy efforts reach 150k and Eddie teaches the boys about football Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come on, Bobby. Welcome to Wednesday's show. Good morning. studio. Morning. All right. We have a lot to talk about. We have a lot to get to.

Today, our buddy Dustin Lynch will come in for Joy Week and perform live for an hour. We're very appreciative that he's going to wake up early and come in. Don't forget all of our Joy Week, all of our pimping joy stuff, goes right to the flooding, the hurricane, all of that. We're trying to help out as much as we can. and we're very thankful as people like Brett Eldridge yesterday, Marin Morris the day before, and today Dustin Lynch will be coming by. So here we are Wednesday show. Thank you. Let's get going.

Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. A toddler named Harmony Rose Hall just took her first steps again. At three years old, she lost her legs to a severe case of meningitis. and recently had a $10,000 pair of prosthetic legs donated to her. Wow.

By the way, the legs were covered with unicorns. This week, she took her first steps on her new legs. And they had the video and her mom went nuts. Her mom went absolutely nuts. Oh, unicorn legs. I love it. Yeah. That's awesome.

Here you go. How about that? That's crazy. Oh, that makes you so happy for that. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond.

Harvey set a U.S. Rain record at 52 inches. A curfew has been put in place in the Houston area to prevent looting. There have been over 13,000 people rescued from Houston and surrounding areas. Harvey is now headed for Louisiana, bringing tons of rain and flooding over the next couple of days to help out. Go to Red Cross.org. Dustin Lancho will be in in a bit. I was watching your Instagram.

And I guess maybe you reposted it of all the trucks with the boats. Yeah, I love what matters had posted it. And I was like, whoa, that's amazing. I reposted it, but it's just truck after truck after truck calling a boat after a boat after a boat headed to Houston. And it's like they're backed up in traffic, but for the best possible reason. Yeah. It's just boat after boat. Sandra Bullock donated a million bucks.

The Harvey Evacui expresses frustration at a reporter during an interview. And here's what I think is we're like, yeah, reporter, shut up. And I get it, but it's a fine line because, one, if we didn't have reporters there telling us the stories, we wouldn't be as moved to donate. Like, they have to get down inside of this to give us a story. There's a fine line on when to go up to somebody, but still, they have to walk it with every single interview they do. So when I see somebody going, oh, these stupid reporters,

I'm like, guys, if we didn't have these reporters down there reporting to us from what these shelters look like, talking to people, we wouldn't know the human aspect of it. It's very true. And so it's easy to go, oh, these reporters are stupid. All they're doing is bothering people. they're doing their job and yes

at times reporting is sensational but we wouldn't know the human element of it if it weren't for these reporters and I think it's so easy just to jump on the news and you go out the news is stupid because they're not well and I know the woman that

you know got frustrated with the CNN reporter and really yelled at her I know she's just emotional everybody is everybody so she probably didn't really mean it the reporter obviously wasn't trying to be insensitive And the reporters are going, I can't wait to make somebody mad today. Right.

I know. I just felt like that reporter was going home just being like still feeling like horrible because of everything she's already having to witness. And then gosh, that poor woman just went off on her. We're in this culture now of attacking the news. We really shouldn't. We're seeing two groups of people that get attacked doing wonderful. That's police officers and the news.

And to talk about different places and reasons. But right now they're doing one. wonderful. I mean, they're doing absolutely wonderful. And so, I saw one reporter go up to a guy and go, hey, what do you think caused all the flooding goes water and walked off? I was like, got him. Oh, no. All right, let's bring positivity. That's what we do right now. The segment's called Tell Me Something Good. Tell me something good. I got something for you here. Knoxville, Tennessee resident Travis Van Norstron. was at a pilot gas station, and he saw a touching act of kindness.

It was a police officer, not knowing that someone was watching, paying for an unidentified man's fuel. He says, because, again, it's just his perspective. He says, the man got out, and he was holding a gas can, and the cop kept saying, hey, you okay? And he goes, I don't have any money for gas. And so the cop took his wallet out, took us to swiped it, pumped it full of it, and then took the guy to his car. Wow. Like, no way, they don't even know what that was seen. Like, these guys don't even know that was seen by anyone.

And this guy's like, I saw this, I must tell this story. Right. And it has nothing to do with me. Yeah, I like that one. That's good news. Amy, what do you have? A Seattle dad is campaigning to pay off student lunch debt for the whole state of Washington. His name is Jeffrey Liu, and he learned about the issue at his kids' schools for, like, other kids to campaigned for their lunches.

He's like, I got to do something about this. Started by paying off the debt at his kids' schools. And then he moved on to various other schools in the county. set up a GoFundMe page, and now he's, like, done $100,000 worth of school lunch debt, paid it off. And he has goals. That's a lot of people. To attack more of the debt. I mean, that's a great idea and a lot of people helping out with that great idea.

Yeah. Like, man. There's five school districts. There's this woman in Omaha. She paid a contractor to build her a new garage because her garage was falling apart. So he took the money, did a little bit of the work, then fled town. You know, so she's like, man, I'm out of a garage. The community came together tore down the rest.

tore it down, built a brand new garage for free. Dang, look that. Did you see our friend post it? She was in yoga class and they played namaste. Yes. Raging idiots.

This song's blowing up. We've got like 10 listens now. But like yoga classes all over America are playing namestays. It's like the biggest hit we ever had. 7.30 in the morning in the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me?

Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't stop watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw. Probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm a mistake.

Ain't no way. I'm about to leave you and only on that map. I should be saying goodbye. Come on, baby, let me jump in all those stretches you'll do it. I'll be a student. Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Namaste. But you're making it impossible.

Flexible. Namaste. Ain't a way. My boy's got that buttery tone, doesn't it? It's like Lindsay Lowhan going into a studio. You just do enough work, enough time. They can fix it up. It's good, though.

Yeah, thank you for that. Very buttery. Amy stutters. The song is so good. Thank you. I've been working on my vocals. I don't you. I really haven't.

Okay. You can tell, right, Amy? Yeah. Oh, for sure. From four years ago, legit. Bobby Bonset. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Casey Musgraves posted a message about her home state of Texas yesterday. She's actually here in Nashville answering phones and taking donations for Hurricane Harvey relief efforts. at the American Red Cross. Obviously, she said, we're all thinking about Texas. She wished she could be there, but she's doing her part here in Nashville.

Yeah, so I post a Twitter video with the phone number, and she was up the phone bank. That was really cool. I heard you go up and do that. Yeah, a lot of country artists like Texas is their home state, so they're really feeling it. Eric Pasley said something Ray Lynn was talking about her hometown.

And then George Strait has hinted about, you know, a huge effort from the country music community that he's going to be putting together and his family and everybody that want to rally together and definitely help Texas. So I'll keep an eye on the George Strait one for everybody. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny.

Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Council Bluffs, Iowa. A 38-year-old man broke into a business, stole a $12,000 freezer. And then he got home. He's like, a couple days later, man, I need to unload these things. So he went back to the business.

Like, hey, man, I'm downsizing. I got this awesome freezer. $8,000. He tried take it back. Try to sell it back to him, a $12,000 unit for a $1,000. unit for a steal of $8,000. The guy's like, man, I think that's my freezer. Called police and he was arrested.

Wow. I'm lunchboxed. That's your bonehead story of the day. Dang, what an idiot. He was trying to give him a deal, though. Let's be honest. Good deal. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Dustin Lynch is going to do the concert

today in studio. So Dustin Lynch. And again, I know that it's Wednesday, and we've been talking about our Pimp and Joy, and It's up at bobbybones.com. Anything Pimp and Joy goes to help flood relief at bobbybones.com. Eddie here's got two boys. And your goal is to make them watch football with you this year?

Yeah, I'm getting tired of watching football by myself at home. I got two boys. You know, I understand my wife. She's not really into it. But my boys need to sit down with me. We need to get chips and drinks and hang out and watch football on Sundays. And so I'm trying to get them all, you know, excited and learn about the game and stuff like that. So I got some audio of me kind of trying to teach them.

Three-year-old and nine-year-old. Yeah. Who are the guys in the blue pants? They're from Tennessee, so. The cat boys. No, no, no, no. That's my favorite team. What about the other guys?

The guys in the dark blue. Bears. Where are they from? Bears. Chris on him. All right, so when the guy has the ball and he lets it go, what's that called? Thumb ball. Yeah.

Uh-oh, fight. So when the guy has the ball, what's the other team trying to do? Fight. No, not fight. Tackle him. Tackle. Yeah. I wouldn't get why they would want to fight as he.

Is your older kid in the kitchen? Just yelling back. No, he's just on the other side of the room meeting. Oh. He's been... They're adults. They're grown men. I don't.

I don't understand what they would want to fight. What is it? He doesn't know why they want to fight. Yeah. So this is going to be a little harder than I thought. The three-year-old just repeats back what you say. Fight. Fumble.

And the nine-year-old's like, I don't know why they're fighting. Why do they want to hit each other? Like, why are we even here on earth? Dad. This is going to be challenging. Why is our culture allowing a sport, Dad, that's his thought. Yeah.

This is a little barbaric, dad. Get your bones on this is a bobby bones show. There's the sanctuary with 350 alligators, and they're all close to escaping if the

floodwaters continue to rise in Southeast Texas. The water, as of last night, was within a foot of rising over the fences of Gator Country in Beaumont. The sanctuary founder warned hundreds of alliators could escape. He's like, there's nothing we can do. There's nothing they can do.

The most dangerous reptiles have been placed in trailers because they have a little space to put a few, but they can't put all 350 of them. How about that? By the way, there are no sharks going down the street. All these fake stories start coming out now. Not that there aren't enough crazy real story. all these fake stories are coming out.

There aren't sharks in the streets of Houston. Did you guys see this? Yes, fake news. That's what I call a lunchbox story. Fake news. And the airport, the airplanes are not underwater. I don't know if you saw that picture, but someone posted. It's like, oh my gosh, look at the airport, and you can only see the very tip of the airplane.

Not real. There's a man throwing a stack of $100 bills into the air in Vegas one night, right? He's just got a stack of hundreds. That's cool. And then about a crowd of 1,000 people gather around him and start grabbing. for the money. And then it turns into a brawl. Fight breaks out. As this guy continues to make it rain hundreds. Police and ambulances had to respond to massive numbers

to the chaotic scene. But the officers made two arrests. The officer said, as you might expect, it caused quite the commotion. I wonder if throwing money in the air is illegal. No way. Insiding a riot, I think, is what you get in trouble for. But is that a riot? It's so happy. It's free That people were fighting. I mean, that is so cool. People can fight about everything. I was FaceTime with Eddie yesterday and he was at, I think his three-year-old soccer or baseball

game or something? Baseball practice. Parents are fighting over that stuff. Oh, they do at games? They do. Is that happening yet at three where people are arguing about how much time their kids are playing? No, it's happy time right now. But once they get older and starts getting competitive, they're going to be fights.

Does your three-year-old like it? He loves baseball. Does your nine-year-old like it? No, he was in the playground in the back. Like he was just kind of like You guys do your practice whatever But the three-year-old's just like I think that might be a sport

It's his favorite so far He loves it He's got all his gear His bad his glove His helmet pants with a belt on it Loves it Dang you have pants with the belt Oh he loves the belt

He needs to have the belt on it The belt's awesome Dustin Lynch in about 30 minutes Performing Live If you would like Any of our Pimp and Joy gear Our hoodies or T-shirts It all goes to Hurricane Relief

Bobbybones.com. Bobbybones.com We don't keep any of that money. We'd love for at least to go look at it or find a different way to donate if you want, but if you're looking to help out and have a pretty cool shirt with a great message on it,

a woman was challenged to spend five days in solitary confinement as an experiment. She's 36 years old. I'm a Sarah. They say, hey, you're going to go into this cabin. You're going to have no contact with the outside world.

And it was for five days. Like, go do it. She's a single mom. She lasted 72. hours before she began talking to herself. She started imagining a dog was sitting with her at a sink. She kept pacing the room, no dog, no sink. And they kept cameras in there, and they just tested people being alone.

And it explored how people cope without the web and phones or social interactions. And she was freaking out. Yeah. Put me in a room for five days by myself, you're going to see me get happier. That's what she said, too, because she's a single mom. She's like, I get to be away from my kids by myself for three days. Heck yeah, sign me up. But that's different.

Like, she's a kid. What am I going to be different from? I'd love not being around. What would you do to kill time, like without a phone or anything? Yeah. I'd take a, I'd write. Let's do it. I'd sleep.

Let's log. Oh, wow. Sounds awesome. This is my vacation. For her, this is some terrible experiment. For me, this is like going to the Caesar's Palace, you know? The production team is considering removing her from the experiment. And so she started breaking out.

She was like, I got to argue with me. That's scary. There was no dog. A man stops to buy mushrooms for his pasta sauce. He's going to make this awesome pizza. And he ran in. He's like, oh, whoa, whoa, let me get a lottery ticket real quick. Bought a scratch-off lottery ticket, $5 million.

Oh, my goodness. Baller. That's amazing. Because he was making his pasta sauce for his pizza. It's amazing. I mean. He plans to help a family, remember with medical bills, and may buy a truck and a piece of property. But how about that guy?

Just going in. Try to make a little food. Let me get that lottery ticket. real quick, boom, got it. Never know. And retired. I'm glad you guys calls it. That's quite the investment. Yep. Vest in his future. Dustin Lynch in 22 minutes,

I hope you don't leave. I hope you've loved the performances. We've had some really great. Marin Morris, Brett Eldridge. Today, Dustin Lynch, full band, like just trying to bring full concerts on the radio. And they're volunteering their time because for us, it's Joy Week, and it's always been a week of kind of resetting in our minds, like what we're appreciative for, finding joy, spreading joy to others.

And then this awful hurricane hits and it's like, well, we're lucky enough that we have the listeners and the resources and the artists and let's just shift to this thing. So we raised $50,000 for St. Jude, which was our goal. And when you guys did this for us in one day and now I believe we're over $150,000 for hurricane relief right now for something that nobody planned. So I'm very thankful. And I'll say that probably you're like, we get it. But I just am so thankful that you guys are part of the show and that you feel like we're just all working together. Because that's what I feel like. I feel like the room and the bigger room, which is if you're listening in your car, you're listening on the app.

So the Pimp and Joy stuff, if you want it, it's a positive message and we don't keep any of the money. It's going right to flood relief. If you don't, you can find something. You can find something and help out. So Dustin Lynch will be in. You can spend while you work. There are these desks now that have bikes. built into them. It's called the

deck exercise. Yeah, I want one. It's terrible. It's the worst idea ever. Why? Can you imagine being at work and being sweaty? No, you don't, you just keep your legs moving. You don't necessarily have to, like, act like you're doing Tour de France. You still generate sweat. Okay. How terrible would it be in an office, and everybody's walking around

and their work clothes all gross and sweaty. Some people have those, you know, treadmills with a desk on them. I think it's awesome. They do. Some people, like, maybe on TV you've seen three people. I don't know one person that has. I have seen. I have seen. I have Like, I personally don't know. It's like people who sit on that big bouncy ball.

Oh, yeah. I just saw Dwight from the office do it and that's about it. Okay, fine. But I know Carrie Underwood has one of these little, you know, pedal thing. She sticks under, you can stick it under any desk or when she's on her tour bus. Good for Carrie. And you just kind of.

She can sweat anywhere if she wants. Nobody's going to be like, Carrie, you're a little stinky. Yeah, that's true. And she does have an office job. I'm putting these in offices. I'm just saying if you have a sedetary. Awful. Makes me want to vomit.

That's how awful it is. Whatever. This wife was sentenced to life in prison for killing her husband after their parrot out at her. Yeah, this is crazy. The parrot. How does that work in court? Because, listen. I know, right?

That's what I thought, too. So her name is Glenna. She was convicted of first-degree murder. She shot her husband five times in May of 2015. She survived after she shot herself. She tried to get rid of her. She tried to do herself off, too. She lived.

But the parrot saw everything. The parrot began repeating, don't blanking shoot in his voice. Wow. Like right afterward. Unreal. Like don't blanking shoot, don't blanking shoot, don't blanking shoot, don't blank over and over again. And the parrot is what won it, lost it, whatever you want to say. She was sentenced to life in prison, but plans to appeal.

Now, listen, I'd do the apparel appeal too. Like, how much can you really trust a parrot? Well, but can they trust the fact that she shot herself right after and she had the weapon? I don't know There could have been a bunch of reasons But how amazing are parrots But is a parent admissible in court We don't let a lie detector come in

But we allow PD the parrot to come in Probably want a cracker He did it, he did it Guilty Yeah, it sounds weird I don't think that's happened And parents do different voices That's what like in his voice it says

Like so when it's doing the woman It probably I think they do like I don't think it's an exact mimic But there is a high low Yeah That's crazy. Polly want a cracker.

Makes me want to get a parent. Ten years of prison. I guess Polly did steal the Cracker. Lunchbox's old roommate is in Houston now, right? Yeah. I didn't realize that he would be down there, but I texted him. I was like, hey, any chance you're down there? He's like, yeah, I've been here for the last couple days, and he's sleeping in a high school locker room.

He has a little mattress they put down, and he goes out every day looking for people. Wow. He's a firefighter, right? Yeah, he's a firefighter in San Antonio, and he's part of the... switchwater rescue team and like any dangerous rescues he's the one that goes and does it and so they send him out he's been in san Antonio or excuse me he's in for a couple days yeah and he says it's just crazy scary and one like he's in a boat and his some of his buddies are in helicopters and he sent me some pictures and some video of them going through the waters you know i was reading

a story about helicopters and how they're going to become way less of a thing because of drones yeah like imagine if they had an arsenal of fleet of drones right now and they could fly all over And they do it a little bit, but they can fly all over Houston and find with these drones. Yeah. Find people to need help. Survey the land. Well, but the drone wouldn't be able to get them out. No, you'd just spot it.

But you'd have more out looking in more places than when you would see someone, you could send a helicopter here. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. Less surveying, more action. Got it. I mean, you just launch 50 drones and send them out and start looking. And that's going to, even in a year, that's where it's going to be. Even when people are drowning on the ocean now, they have drones that can go out and fly.

out and drop things. They're going to be delivering packages via drones. So weird. Like hunger games. It's going to look like the movies where like cars are flying around. Yeah, I'm still waiting for Dominoes or whoever was doing trying to do that. Oh, yeah. There's another country first.

Oh, okay. Because our FAA is not allowing us to be throwing pizzas out on drones. For good reasons. Yeah. Yeah. So right now, no. Okay. But in other countries, they don't have the same rules.

People are evacuated from these areas affected by Hurricane Harwich. and there are lots of pets. Lots of pets, lots of stranded pets, lots of pets that people are like, I can't find a place for myself, much less an animal. And some places don't let animals in. So I was reading a story about Austin Pets Alive. And I worked directly with Austin Pets Alive for, and I have for years. But they're a shelter.

They're a no-kill advocacy group. They have transported hundreds of pets to its shelter from Houston. They're going to have a thousand animals from a... A to B. And so, again, this is another one of those things where, like, privately, I've been working with this group because, as I always say, find what you're passionate about and see how you can help it. And together we've all been doing the Red Cross and I and we've donated and we've fundraised

there. And then I try to find things that I love animals and I love dogs. And so Austin Pets Alive is doing a great job. But they're not the only one. There are a lot of animal groups that are doing this. and it's just an internet click a wave. Just make sure it's as verified as you can make it verified. Because where there's an opportunity,

there are always people willing to take your money. And there are already stories about people creating fake accounts. Oh, I saw a fake GoFundMe and the news even proved it and it already had $5,000 in donations. Wow. Oh. The GoFundMe's are scary unless you really know the person because anybody can create a GoFundMe and say this is what it's for.

And I'll talk about, like we work at the Red Cross We've worked with them for a long time. We've seen what they do. Like we've first, I mean, from South Carolina to, I mean, hurricanes, the tornadoes. And pound for pound, like overall, they're the best at what they do. And we can talk about that later on, but our pimp and joy stuff is all going that direction. So it's at bobbybones.com. It's a shirt with a positive message.

We don't keep any of the money if you want to be a part of that. Bobbybones.com. Let's get the morning corny in. The morning corny. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fouls. That was the morning corny.

Good. You can't yelp your own restaurant? Yeah, I can. And he's like, nailed it. Good. Five stars. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd. Well, Justin Bieber is in the Billboard record books.

Oh, I thought it was about his testicle that was oversized. Well, that did. No, he twisted it. Oh, I thought that's what you were going to. I was like, dang, Amy's going right for the skinny today. No, earlier this summer, he was playing soccer, and he sprained his testicle or something. It's a medical term. Your testicle.

Yeah. And how it was, I was going to talk about Despacito being top of the charts for 16 straight weeks. And the only thing that is getting in his way of making it to 17 weeks is Taylor. Is Taylor Swift's. His testicles on the way. There's twisted testicles and standing in the pen. Yes.

Look what you made me do is most likely going to knock him out. That's crazy. You get to the week to tie it and then Taylor. Yeah, because now he's tied with Mariah Carey four months at number one and then boom, here comes Taylor.

One sweet day, Mariah Carey Boyce him in. That was the jam, though. All right, what else? Keith Urban has been in talks to join American Idol, but now he's saying he's seriously okay if it doesn't happen. If it happens, great.

If it doesn't, no sweat, he says. This is not doing a negotiation. By the way, to my radio company, you know what? I'm okay not doing a show tomorrow. Yeah, but if I do, yeah, what's it happening? Yeah, same here. Nah, they don't believe you. What?

For real. I never got this far in the song. Oh, yeah. It's good. All right. And right now, Keith, just quickly, he is in the studio making an album or the beginning stages, excuse me, so hopefully we'll see something soon. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds.

It's a joy week, hour long. studio concert with Dustin Lynch. The Bobby Bone Show. All right, here we go. Clap your hands for Dustin Lynch as a tire band. We appreciate you getting the whole group together. Absolutely. How many you got here?

Like, this is all of it, huh? Me plus four, yeah. This is not U-plus-4. Is it? This is it. One, two, three, four. Yeah. It's all we rock on stage.

You can sound like U-plus ten. That's how good this sound. Technology. Technology. Technology. Well, it looks like one of you is like plays the piano and the guitar. Kind of two roles, right?

Yeah. He's got two hands. We appreciate you coming in. It's a big week for us when we decided to call. You were one of the first people we called, so we appreciate you. Thank you a lot. Thank you. Andy, well, you have a record coming out to September 8th.

We'll talk about that in a bit. But you got the whole setup here, so we have the whole band. Why don't we go ahead and start with a classic? Let's do it. A classic. It's not like it's free bird or stairway to heaven. It's not like it's been around for 20 years. Time will tell.

Cowboys and Angels, though. That feels like forever, right? It does, yeah. Well, gosh, it was. six years ago now. I wrote it. I wrote that song eight years ago. Wow. How old were you when you wrote that song? Twenty-four. Would you write that song now? Not a chance. I don't think I would. Why? Country's evolved. I mean, it's super country. But doesn't the crowd love this Cowboys and Angels when you play it?

Oh, absolutely. It's still one of their favorites. Sing the crap out of it. Dustin Lynch is here. Let's get started with a little song here. The whole band is here. Joy Week right now with Dustin Lynch. Whenever you ready, bud. All right. Hey guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobby Bones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to Bobby Bones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show.

And sorry about all the legal stuff. So I have a question for you about that song. When you play it in a set, like you can't, you either have to play it at the very end or kind of early, right? because you don't want to lose the crowd. So you got to go early or you just shut them down with that. Where do you put that song in a set? We kind of start way up and then bring them down and then end big. So it's kind of, I don't know, three quarters the way through.

Exactly the opposite of what I just said. That's why you do what you do and I do what I do. Yeah, you got to give them a breather. Dang. So, okay, since the record's about to come out, I'd like to play some new stuff today over the next hour. So can I request Smalltown Boy? You got it, man. All right.

Dustin Lynch, small-town boy here, live in the studio. It's a joy week, hour-long in-studio concert with Dustin Lynch. The Bobby Bone Show. All right, everybody's here. Dustin Lynch's band's here. All the studios here. Hey, studio! What up, everyone.

We got a big full studio. And Dustin is so kind to bring up, and they set up like three hours ago, and the whole band's here. And so playing songs all hour long. You know, you got your third record about to come out. And so, September 8th, by the way, for those keeping score at home. Third record's about to come out. you got small town boy I don't know

like what else like what are you looking for what are you trying to do now with this record? Yeah like what's the next step to like because you're with Brad now you know you're the main support

yeah we're main support for Brad like after this record do you want to be that is that the goal do you want to have this show who's where you're the guy? I would love to be the guy that's the goal for sure

like what that is that the thing is that the thing with this album like what's the thing with this album? Yeah I mean going into this record is kind of you know on top of me knowing that everybody reminded me, hey, this is the album that's going to take you the next level. Because that's what I think, like third record, like this is the record.

Yeah. Man. It's, it's one of those where you, uh... Think about that pressure. You need hit songs, but you need hit songs that people want to come see live, too. And that's a different thing. It's a totally different thing. That's funny you bring that up because listening to a song on the radio and liking it is a different thing than buying it.

And it's a different thing than buying a ticket to go watch it. To go watch it, right? What song do you think should buy a ticket song? Right now, small time boy for sure. And we've seen the results of that over the summer. Our crowds, we just keep selling more and more, more merch each night. All right, Dustin Lynch is here. How about, what do you close your show with?

Close my show with where it's at, believe it or not. It's a feel good song. I'd like to feel good. Let me think. I would like to feel good. I would like to feel good right now. Yeah, I think I could feel good right now. You guys want to feel good or no?

Yeah. All right. All right, Dustin Lynch is here. Here's where it's at. Start that over and do it again, and I want to do where I think the crowd goes, because I can feel it. Okay. All right.

Tell me if I'm right. Go ahead. Cat his hand. Come on right there on that. That's it. Exactly. I know this song. Are y'all purposely?

Is that where I've got like an island feel to it? Because when y'all kick it off, I feel like I'm like on a beach somewhere. That's right. Reggae, a little reggae action. Little reggae. That's where it's at. That's where it's at. That's the right.

Yeah. It's a joy week hour long in studio concert with Dustin Lynch. The Bobby Bone Show. Man, Dustin's been here for a while. We appreciate you waking up so early. Sure. Absolutely. Coming up here to sing and you have to pay all these guys to come with you.

I know they're not your real friends. You have to pay them. I appreciate that. You know, we're a weird band. We actually hang out when we're off the road. I know, but wait until you don't pay them anymore. Then that's great.

You think these guys are hanging around me if I stop paying them? That's true. That's true. I didn't think about it that way. Just wait, Dustin, you just wait. All right, Dustin Lynch is here. He's got a new record coming out September 8th, but he agreed to do this long time ago,

but I just felt like I should say that because I've heard a lot of it. It's pretty good. Not going to lie to you. Thank you. And I want you later on to play me that love me song. Okay. Will you do that?

Yeah, you want him to just play it to you? He just plays it to me one-on-one. It's what it sounded like. Candles is. Later on, I want you to plug you about love me song. And that's okay. Because I like his songs. All right.

Dustin Lynch is here. How about, let's do, how about seeing red? You guys mind doing that one? Do you know that one still? You still remember that one? All right. Dustin Lynch is here. It's Joy Week.

Full bands here. Clap your hands. See and Red here. Let me ask you a question. Because I feel like we've kind of been here together. Like we kind of started around the same time. You know, I started moving in this room and you kind of started being a hitmaker. You know, whatever you call yourself.

I don't know. but like how much like now in the last three or four years like you made a little bit of money huh yeah a little bit like do you

and I wonder with the band here not to make it awkward do you per diem everybody but you also pick up a tab and be like boys I got this one he does do that

because there's a that's a thing like if he because I know a lot of people who aren't like that you know bands get per die I'm like you get your you know buy your own food

50 bucks take care of yourself so you're telling me Band, he's not listening right now. He will pre-dem you and then pick up a meal? That's what I'm talking about. Dang, you must be bought, man, making some money right now, huh? I'm just single. That's yeah.

That's where it is. It's a joy week, hour-long in-studio concert with Dustin Lynch. The Bobby Bone Show. All right, we got one more set to go here, Dustin Lynch and the whole band in the studio. All right, we've been playing hits, play through number ones, played some new stuff. We're going to play something brand new right now. It's brand new. The Zonda record coming out at September 8th.

Tell me about this song. This is a song that kind of came to fruition on Luke's bus a year and a half ago. We would all get, you know, every couple weeks, me and Little Big Town, we'd get up on Luke's bus after the show and pass around on Oxcord and play new stuff because we're all working on new albums. And this is a song that kind of stuck out. They kept coming back to and reminded me about that they loved it and heard it. And so it was like, wow, it's pretty good.

Because I fell in love for the first listen. and just to have them continue to bring it up over and over again throughout the tour was really cool. So we had a blast recording this. And actually, Karen Fairchild threatened me that she was going to cut something off of mine if she didn't get to sing on the record when we recorded this song. So I said, yes, ma'am. Which I can't, I wouldn't have the guts to ask her to sing on my album anyway. So the fact that she's threatening, if I don't let her on it, and I was like, yes, Man, wow, what a dream come true.

So she's on this song. Yes. Well, it can bring her in. Now, Amy will be playing the roller camphair child on this song. You ready, Am? No problem. All right, no, no, we're just kidding. All right, so, okay, the song's called Love Me or Leave Me Alone.

Yeah. It's on the record. It comes out September 8th. Dustin Lynch is here, and I would like to play it now for my audience, if you don't mind. All right. Look at that right there. Holy crap. That's a good song, man.

I told you, Henry. Amen. Isn't that good? I'm over here clapping, but nobody's clapping yet. I know because we're all being moved. Because we're being moved by the spirit right now. There are certain songs that move you,

but you don't even want to clap because you just want to take it in. Dang, look at that. Love me or leave me alone. Now we clap. That's a good right there. Like, you feel that, right? When you sing that song, you feel it. Like, that's different.

Oh, absolutely. Like, that's it. Some songs are just different and you just make you feel different. Totally different. Yeah. You know, I think we've all, I've especially live that song. That's kind of like the, that's like the line what are we going to be and I'm scared to death across that line in a relationship

you know take the next step yeah maybe that's why it hits me so hard because I think you're scared of the line too I don't know I don't know this is not about but shut up Amy I'm sorry I said shut up Amy if he wouldn't mind I'd like to not talk about that right now thank you no problem all right cool I had Dustin Lynch is here that song's really great thank you so much yeah okay so the album comes out September 8 that'll be on on record. Yep. Man, where do you go from there?

Like, what do you, we got to switch it up now because they're right, like, I'm about to cry. So we got to, we got to hold this back. Like, I'm about to well up a little bit. So what can you play? It's maybe it feels good. I'm going to play you, uh, we can switch it up, do a little cover song. Okay, okay.

I like where we're going here. Cover somebody fun, though, because, again, I'm on the edge. I'm on the break right now. Well, I'll say, I've been trying to write, yeah, I wanted this, this album to feel, like, kind of like laid back and fun in California and when I think of that I think Sugar Ray. I do love some Sugar Ray

some lime I think Sugar Ray so like as we were writing you started writing session was like what are you feeling I'm like man I want to feel I want to feel like I'm in a convertible listening to Sugar Ray that's kind of like how we approached every song on this on this whole album so it feels appropriate we should play a little little inspiration here

I do not know that anyone in the history of tons of cover songs in the show has ever played a Sugar Ray song and I do Eddie and I wouldn't watch Sugar Ray? Because we're fans, right? Of Sugar Ray. We're not even going to act like we're not because we went to watch a Sugar Ray concert.

I love it. We went and they were really good. Still rocking? And we were surprised. We were like, ah, this is going to be fun. Right, yeah. We'll kind of suck, baby. We'll know the words.

They were pretty good. Yeah, that's awesome. Pretty good. All right, so you're going to do sugar Ray. What song are you going to do? We're going to do when it's over. All right. It's the last song here.

From all day, today's been playing Joy Week, and now Sugar Ray when it's over here on the Bobby Bone Show. That's what talking about right there. Look at that. Look at Doug Nellon. I tried to sew one in there, dude. Dang, and even throwing little raging idiots, too. How about that? Look at that. Dude, congratulations on everything.

The records, it's, I've heard a lot of it. I can't have it all of it. I've heard a lot of it. Thank you. I like, I like, I've heard it. Thank you. And I just not talk about it if I didn't. I just be like, haven't heard anything.

Well, I tried really hard for you. Thank you. And I'll see you in New York. We're doing the whole album release things together. And so it'll be, man, I appreciate you taking your time in the morning coming up here and bringing the guys. It means a lot to us. Oh, it's our honor. Hey, thank you guys for doing Joy Week.

Dustin Lynch, talk about it, everybody. All right, September 8, the record comes out. Hey, it's Dustin Lynch, and you're listening to the Bobby Bone Show. Taylor Swift's pretty crazy. You know that video? She's in the bathtub, and there's all those diamonds with her. Ten million dollars for the diamonds in that bathtub scene.

What? Yeah. That's a lot. They're real. They're real deal. Wow. That's awesome. Did you notice the $1 bill in there too? Yeah, why is that there? Because the dollar she got from the dude. The trial.

Subliminal. The dude that grabbed her butt. Yeah, I get it. Wow. That's legit. There's so many, they, I read a whole internet thread of like 50 threads deep. It's so cool, right? It's cool.

I don't think, I like Mean Taylor. Yeah, for right now. For one song. I can't take Me and Taylor for more than one song. It's just not her. I like it. Right, for one song. Like, I like Villain Taylor for one song.

But it's like, you know, Hulk Hogue. didn't end up a bad guy. He was Hollywood Hogan for a bit. But is every song gonna be... I've heard that there's a lot of her going out of people and there's some pop stuff on it too. Like, there's some shirt of heads up just in case. What happened to like, our song is... Watch the video. She told her to shut up. Yeah, she died. She died.

I know, but I love that song. Hi, thanks for calling Bobby Bowles. He's out here because he freaking died. Yeah. That's how I'm being like, when I get angry. Don't leave a message because I'm dead. When I get mad up, like when I... It used to be hardcore. bones. I grow a goatee and then get mad on the air.

Now I'm just going to be like, before I start talking, let me say thanks for listening to Vibe Bone's show. But this is the wrong show because he just died. And then I'm going to go after people. This is new Bobby. This is new Bobby. So we can just like die and then revend ourselves. Speaking of music, there's a battle of three country albums with the same release

date next Friday. Like Dustin Lynch was in. So he has a record, September 9th. Thomas Redd has a record, September 9th. Yikes. Kip Moore has a record. records of number nine. Oh. Oh. Like, who's in the planning of this? I don't know, because there's some weeks where there's like no music. Yeah, like this last weekend. There was no music. Yeah. Like what? That wasn't available when they were checking the old calendar? It's right.

And not only that, it's expensive. If you like all three of these artists, it's expensive to buy three records. It is. You're talking about 30 bucks. At least. I have to eat, me, money-money-mow it. So they should do this like whenever you go to the store, like a prom, you can get the same tuxedo as another person or their prom dress especially. Oh, yeah. Like they make sure they check it off at your school. Like Dustin, you want to go sit there?

No, you can't go sit there or night. Tom has already reserved that day. That's funny. Like two is okay, but three. I say this, I talked to Kip more yesterday and he reached out. He was like, hey, I know what you guys are doing for the flood relief. And if you need anything, let me know. And I was like, I appreciate that.

And he was like, I'll give you like original lyrics to Hey Pretty Girl sign. And I was like, that's awesome of you. We're not doing that yet. I think everybody now is just trying to get as much money there. The big relief comes in weeks and weeks whenever they are out of this money. And they're like, okay, we need to fix things. But Kip, it was really nice for him to call him. And Kip doesn't care about it.

He's not doing that for any reason. But I talked to him yesterday about that. Kip's been a, that's been a relationship. We didn't start off in a good note. because we just have such different, we didn't understand each of the personality. He is so... That's a good way of putting it.

You didn't understand. We didn't understand. And because we didn't understand, we didn't get along. Now, I talked to the guy once a week, but it's, like, he is an artist. He's probably the most artist.

He's pretty artsy. Of every artist that comes in the studio. Stableton's up there with him. Yeah, he's deep. Whereas like, Kip don't care. He just wants to make his art. And whatever happens happens, he just wants his art to be exactly right.

again Chris is like that too but Chris I feel like you can understand that at like first glance because he has a big old beard and Kipp's good looking I mean yes Kip's like ripped up in a tank top and you're like surfer and he's like oh this guy must care about like the image where it's like Staple

and just like whatever happens happens but Kip's probably the most artistic person so what do you talk to him about once a week because he's so deep and so artistic like what other deep things you know it's so you understand. I'll tell you and you'd be like, what's that

mean because it's so deep? So deep. Oh, so there's no artificial talk, just deep talk. No, it's cool. Just like, hey man, how you doing? Or is it just like, man? I don't do hey man, how you doing very good. That's what I'm not good at that. I'm trying to figure out what the... We're working on a call projects together, like outside of this.

You guys need some help? You guys need some help. You guys need some help. He's always trying to get in on it. He's like, I want in on that. Here's the thing about getting in on things. How? What? What's the thing? You don't get in on things. You start things. You have to have been asked like Matt Damon things Like you have to go create your own

Got it Got it So let me know when you come up with something Come up plenty of money Yeah terrible Massachusetts police have ramped up patrols around that Powerball Winners' house That one who won $758 million

Protecting them Yeah Wow They've had to put more cops out there I would want to be so secret if I want I mean I would want to help people But I would not want my face and name All in the News if I won that much money

There's only certain states you can remain anonymous. The thing about her, though, she went immediately. She was like, she went, she got to do it. Like,

I want to, probably got to, you know, got to hire a lawyer, tell me what to do. It was like when that store, the gas station opened its doors and the lottery office,

she's standing there like, here I am, put me on TV! I know. I don't fault her. I mean, I probably do the same thing. This is from the news this morning, so here's the old man

that was ordering food from chick flange. I was like, also, can I get a boat? This is from the news. Well, Monday morning, we realized we had to, evacuate. We had to get out of there. And so I called Chick-fil-A. Now, that sounds kind of funny,

but I ordered two grilled chicken burritos with extra egg and a boat. Can you believe that the manager, one of the managers of Chick-fil-A, she sent her husband to pick us up. And we are so grateful and so thankful. How about that? So amazing. Amy said it best. Yeah, at least it wasn't Sunday. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song. A little redging idiot is Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. Nobody wants to answer. Nobody wants to chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.

Want the fries that I made a waffle. But now I'm feeling awful. I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. Yeah, the one day that you aren't open is the one day that I was hoping to get Chick-fil-A, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got a boat sent to him.

To get chiquelais, yeah, yeah, yeah. I yell hello through the drive-thru. Hello. Nobody answers me back. All right, now for that. By the way, we will be in Tulsa and Lubbock, if you guys want to come out to the show, Raging Idiots.com. How about this?

People are not playing golf as much because, one, Tiger Woods isn't playing anymore. Makes sense. What? That's a real thing. He was a huge inspiration to golf. He appealed to younger people. Okay. Otherwise, it's a rich, old white sport.

I didn't know that. Okay, cool. I never played golf as a kid. I can afford it. Tiger made it cool. You play because of Tiger Woods? No, but as I got older, I was like, oh, everybody's like talking about it. It was on TV.

So you started to play. I get that. Sorry, I was just in that. You hit a good one, Tiger. Like, it was just. Oh, it was like a thing. You want to be like Tiger? Also, more and more guys are pitching in with household chores and childcare.

Oh, so they don't have time to go do that. Golf takes forever. It does. Four hours average. Yeah. Plus, I don't play anymore. These guys play all the time. Once a week, try you. That's crazy to me.

I haven't played in years. I know. But you're always invited. There needs to be a... Thank you for inviting me. You're welcome. I appreciate that. Always.

A different breakdown, because there's 18 holes, there's nine holes. There needs to be like four point five holes. Then you can't really get into it. You can't score. It's like going for a run and you go one block. And you're like, well, I'm out of time. No. Four and a half pool.

No, no. It's really what it's like because you don't get into any sort of groove. Go off you need a groove. Okay, sorry, I'm just saying. You can't play half a hole. Don't say dumb things, Amy. I said four. Yeah, you could.

Don't say dumb things. You could. You could. You could. Yeah, you could. You can't. It, that movie, that Stephen King movie. Oh, looks awesome.

I was reading. I don't watch scary movies because I get nightmares. I'm an adult man. I get nightmares. I tried to read Twilight and I got nightmares. So that's how sensitive my nightmare boxes. Wow. Like, you blow on it, it opens up.

You go right. into the nightmare box, right? So I don't watch this crap. I don't even watch commercials. But I was reading reviews and they're like, it's the scariest movie in forever. Really? So much so that legit clowns are losing work. The World Clown Association President says they had to put together a press kit to prepare because

of it coming out. Because the clown industry has taken a huge hit. According, birthdays, event performance, they're getting canceled because of the movie. The poor clowns are starting to live in. Yeah, there aren't that many in the reviews. I think they're rare.

I don't know that they're rare, but I don't think everybody's got one. They have their own association. We all don't have our own clown. It's not like our doctor. We all have a dentist. Yes, but that movie's hurting the clown industry. I told you guys last week that my dog had cancer. It was a third time to have cancer, and they had to take a spleen out, and they said that it's a blood cancer, and that he had about six months left to live.

And it's still weird and difficult. but he's going through treatment now. And for me, it's about quality of life. Like, if it's quality of life's not good, then that's not good. But I talked to the doctor. It's actually a dog oncologist. They have those. And he's like, dogs deal with chemo different than what humans do.

Because they eat garbage and because they eat poop, their systems are different. And he's like, it'll barely affect them. Like, the chemo for dogs doesn't only affect them. Wow. And so they're like, he may get a little nauseous, but I mean my dog had his first treat he's only going to be able to get a few treatments because of his predicted lifespan and he was a million he got to go for his first walk yesterday and he's great had his first chemo treatment ran around got a lot of energy um i was so curious

about that and what how that's interesting that they i mean i get that their bodies are different than humans but and i asked them too and i'm at this weird place and this fine line of I've had this dog 14 years. He is the thing that I love the most in my life. Like, without a doubt, it's my dog, and then there's like three gaps. And then, like, fifth, there's this radio show or something else, you know? And so I asked and I say, hey, you got to understand I'm in this weird place of, whatever it takes to keep my dog healthy and feeling good, I'm going to do it.

But I'm not going to be one of those people who, if my dog's quality of life isn't great and just selfishly going to keep him alive, because I wouldn't want to be kept alive. I was the same trouble I have neutering my dog not the same because he wasn't dying but I had such problem neutering my dog because I was like I wouldn't neuter Eddie

and I know that's kind of a joke but it really in my it bothered me so much because I feel like I'm not the doubt I also feel like I'm the brother of my dog and that dog has been with me through my entire adult life it's it that's the only thing that's been with longer than any you fools you guys probably run away from squirrel

he didn't he's here So he went to treatment yesterday. They are fantastic at the hospital. I put a picture up of him after. And he feels good and people were asking. You know, and it's expensive, but it's not like $1,000 a time or anything like that. It's a couple hundred bucks. Oh, okay.

So that's a lot of money, but for me, it doesn't, I don't care. And I'm single. Like Dustin Lynch said earlier, well, I know that I'll spend money on. Right. So I spend money on things that I feel are most important. Which is your dog? Is my dog. And so I think he has five total treatments he's going to be able to do.

But again, and people are like, you know, someone wrote, you should just put him down. And I read it. And I was like, you know, when how I grew up in the country, because I grew up in a small town in Arkansas, there were times where you'd have to sadly put dogs down for like of a better term. And if my dog gets sick where he's not able to function, that's a conversation and that's what's going to have to happen. And eventually that's probably going to have to happen. I can feel myself numbing to the world, though. Just to the world, period.

It's like... Explain that? Just... If you can. I try not to numb toward my dog because I still try to have emotion toward him, but to the rest of the world, I'm like, yeah, screw it. Nothing else matters.

Okay. So, all you guys... That's hard. Screw off. Let's try to work on that. Listen, that dog, like, I haven't seen my girlfriend in a while. She was over finally because she's been gone for a week, slept again today.

She, first time she's gone, she just cried for like two hours. Oh, my gosh. She's cried, cried and cried. and cried and cried. She just cried. And I was just like, there's nothing I can do. It sucks. But thanks for everybody asking. I posted a picture on Instagram yesterday after the treatment. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so did you all see the hashtag that was trending if football didn't exist? No, I did it. What were some of the funny ones?

Well, that a lot of guys would spend more time at IKEA looking for furniture or stuff like Thanksgiving. would be even more awkward. If football didn't exist, we would dominate soccer. Oh, that's a good one. No, we would crush every country. We're like... You're saying if all the football players played soccer?

If the best athletes that we had played Americans, or the world's biggest sport, we would dominate the world's biggest sport. Like, we would. Football's not going to be around for... In 30 years, it's not going to be around like it is. Dang, no theaters, no football, according to you.

You're messing our world, though. You're just messing up. He just said it's not going to be around the way that it is. Like the way we know football today. All right we're talking about the years, like, I would not buy a professional football franchise right now. Because people are slamming their heads in every month, every year. It's worse and worse. And people are quitting because they're like, oh, I'm, kids are going to start.

We're going to eventually dominate soccer, basically. That's what I'm saying. So instead of looking at it, as football is over, look at it as soccer's beginning. Okay. Anyway, what else? There's another reason to go to Target. They just announced they're selling their own line of wine. It's $5 a bottle, and it's called California Roots.

They've got a red blend, a pinot grigio, chardonnay, all the stuff. And you know it's going to be good because Target doesn't really have bad stuff. Yeah, surely they taste. Especially for the price point. Yeah, $5. Like per price point, Target's the best. Yeah. I can go into Target.

I want and I bought like 10 pair of shorts. They're like, seven bucks piece. Damn people on Instagram are going to be like, got the same shorts from Target. Like, yeah, their target's money. or as we used to call it in France, targeet. And the wine will be available starting September 3rd. No one really calls it targeet, right? Like, that's really not a thing.

We did for a while. But I'm only joking that. Yeah, just to be funny, right? But nobody really calls it Tarjeet. No. Correct. Okay, just making sure. I don't think so.

Because if so, I'm blocking it from listening to the show. All right, what else? Well, pizza may soon start delivering itself. Domino's and Ford are teaming up for a trial program, and they're going to be delivering pizzas and self-driving cars. What? Boy I mean I think there's going to be an engineer

On board Okay somebody will be in there That's different They're just putting the pizzas in the passenger machine going All right You hit the back of like the horse in the wild west Like all right go ahead But it's the trial run

So who knows I mean the future is like I just feel like they should do drones Before they do self-driving cars Because drones aren't going to crash in And kill somebody if it goes wrong Like they should drop off pizzas and drones Before they drop them off in 18 wheelers

Yeah Hopefully no cars have to get on like the highway. Well, you have to. If you have to. If you have to deliver pizza, yeah. No, no, no. If you're at just makes you get on the highway.

I can't. So I was boxing yesterday and I felt pretty good. Like, I was, I hit it pretty hard yesterday. Yeah? Like, I think I'm ready to start fighting. Like, for real fighting? Oh my gosh. Well, my trainer, my boxing coach is on.

Oh, Jared. Yeah. Let me talk to him. He's on right now. Jared. Hello. Hey, Jared. It's Amy.

Hey, you know, Miss Amy. Hi. Hi. Is Bobby ready to like box, like, fight people for real? Like, would you let him go take on another fighter? Absolutely not. Why? He's just not ready.

He's getting better. Yesterday, I was excited. I'm not going to lie, I couldn't. I had to run out and tell him. He's getting way better, but no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's don't try that shit. Let's don't, let's go, let's go walk away. We still going to walk away.

What? He said let's don't try that yet. No, no. He didn't. Let's don't try to fight with people yet. Let's don't, let's don't, McGregor, Floyd. Let's don't do that thing yet. Let's, uh, celebrity fight.

No, let's not, let's still just walk away. He doesn't be doing any celebrity fights. He's like trying to convince me. Walk away. And when we fight, like when we train, we train to get out of situations, right? More so than get in them. Absolutely. Absolutely.

If it goes further than that, then it's two. far. I was always taught one, two, three, get out. That is, this is self-defense. This is not a fight. A fight when you can get hit back. When we were doing moves in the studio and he saw it on Instagram, he was like, don't do that.

The way you were doing it? Yeah, yeah. Was that wrong, Jared? That was absolutely wrong. Like, I take stuff and bring it in. It's not even right. Like, I'm going to hurt both of us. What kind of worker? Like, be real. What kind of worker am I? The hardest workout probably. worked with in a long time.

Probably the hardest work out. Only because you just want to be perfect immediately. You know what I'm saying? Like, I have to tell people you all the time like, let me get mad. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, you work hard, you do whatever I say. But like I

say, you want to be perfect every time. That's the only reason why you got so much better than a short amount of time. I've spit this face. I got a question. How much is Bobby pay you to call you and say all this? Zero dollar. He didn't know where we've called? him. No, I believe that 100%. Bobby's, like, the hardest worker I know, too. I just wish I could see him listen to what you tell him to do. You're probably a trainer, like you, you're probably the only person that we get to witness, like, tell him what to do and he does it, you know? Because, like, we can't really tell him what to do. Well, sometimes that's not as easy as what you think. Sometimes he doesn't do what I say. When we're stretching, for instance, his favorite words are let the record show. He doesn't want to stretch. He doesn't want to stretch.

He gets away from stuff like that. But no, he is. He really is. He's one of the hardest work as I've done to work from professional athletes to anybody just because he wants to be perfect. Wow. And I should probably get into fight games. Bobby. Like three months, probably I'll be ready to go.

Don't get into fight games. All right. Don't get into fight. If we do, we'll set the fight up. You know, so it's going to be a win. Oh, staged. Yeah. It's probably going to be one of the guys in the studio right there, but that's okay.

Like Eddie? Oh, right. It's insinuating me. He pretty much called. exactly how the Mayweather McGregor fight. By the way, before it happened. He was like, here's going to happen. McGregor's going to win the first few rounds, and Mayweather's going to knock him out in, like,

the eighth-nightth round. How did you know? I said, Floyd would knock him down by the eighth round. The only thing didn't happen, and I said, he finished up in the 10th. Because Floyd always changes his game plan. He never watched his family changing his game plan by the third round. So he adjust to the fighter.

The only thing everybody's going to say, and I'm going to shut up, everybody's going to say that McGregor won those rounds. He gave those rounds away. free punches. He fought the fight that he should have fought Pachial. He came forward and he made him, he knew he was going to tire out. Like, that was

every, I even had a 10-liter discussion with my brother over the fault. Scuder did McGregor have those fights. But we're getting boxing analysis. I like it. I like it. Okay. All right. There's my boxing coach trainer, Jared. All right, Jared. I'll see you later on. Hey, thank you so much, man. I'll see you later.

Let's see it. Lunchbox had he cursed. He doesn't curse. Sorry, I hit it. Did you hit the delay? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he hit it. What did you think he said? S word. Yeah.

Yeah, because Eddie and I both looked at it. Like, he doesn't do that. Oh, no, he doesn't curse it. Like, neither one of us say bad words in our life at all. That's why I didn't, I never thought about that. Sorry, I just, I mean, I'm... It's probably something really good you cut out, too, as I'm like, great, great point, yeah.

Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Borms. Guys are picking cats over dogs now. I get it because, first of all, I wouldn't at this point. I love my dog. And my dog, and dogs have a different relationship outwardly. Yeah.

So we feel like there's a different relationship inwardly. We don't really know what a dog thinks. That's true. Last night I was talking to my dog, and I have a conversation with my dog. I talked to him. and I feel like sometimes he knows what I'm saying I say words and he reacts to them and he feels like he's smart I feel like cats may know everything we're saying

they just don't care I feel like they're ignoring you yeah like they may actually be smarter than dogs but cats are a lot easier to take care of and with people having to work longer hours and with people traveling more that cats are starting because people still want an animal

they love animals and so cats are starting to slowly creep up on the dogs explain to me how like you can leave your cat and you can leave food there. And the cat knows, I better ration that. My human's going to be gone for a week at a time where a dog eats the whole bowl and it's over because they're out of food.

Like, how does a cat know? You know what? I'm going to need a week for the food. I just... I think the cat, first of all, I don't think they're all the same, but I think generally you're right. Like, my dog won't eat unless he's hungry. And then as soon as he's full, he's done.

He's always walked away from his food. That's rare. My dog also never humped anything in his whole life. Even when he had nutties, he never humped it. Right. It wasn't always a normal dog. But I think cats are just that whenever they're full, cats are like Europeans.

They're smart with their food. They're full. They stop eating. Dogs are like Americans. Give me all you got. I'm just going to keep eating. Gosh, what a comparison. More gluttonous.

Yeah. Just like feed me and I will not stop until I'm going to vomit. My dog will drink toilet water until they vomits. For some reason, that toilet water must have some special taste. I think it's cold is why the dogs like it. Maybe. That's just my guess. I mean, that's a pretty good guess, though.

I mean, we're... How are you into toilet water is cold. Well, yeah, you don't have to touch flage from the flask. Eddie, don't have me too good for toilet water. What are you talking about? I never touched toilet water. Oh, I don't touch it. I have to, you've touched toilet water.

Eddie has never cleaned a toilet. Eddie, you're out of your mind. It's been a long time since I've cleaned a toilet. Seriously, you don't, I bet. That's a pretty good answer. It's probably because it's cold. You're right. My dog will drink it and keep drinking it.

And then I go, dude, stop. You're going to puke. Keep drinking it. Take about two steps and go, blah, everywhere. I'm like, I told you, now clean it up. Then he goes to get the town and cleans it up. Yeah. That's impressive. With his paw.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then he gets another town, dries that up. Okay. That's a good one. By the way, lots of animals need help during the flood relief. And Austin Pets Alive is a great organization that's taking a lot of dogs from Houston. I work with them personally. I can vouch for them.

There's just a lot happening. and thanks to everybody who has got into our team here. We're just a very, very, very tiny cog in the wheel of this whole thing. But we're doing our part, and we, the room, you guys. And I encourage you to text to donate or if you would like to get a Pimp and Joy shirt, we don't keep any of the money. And I say that a lot, but people that are here it every time. We don't keep any of the money.

And it's all going toward flood relief. We hit our $50,000 for St. Jude. That was our goal for the week. And we hit it in the first day. Because Joy Week was happening no matter what way before we knew the flood's situation. And then it was like, well, let's turn to flood relief. And you guys are champs. I mean, serious champs.

And it's over $175,000 that we've raised for flood relief after the 50 for St. Jude. I've never in my life been a part of something that can move mountains like the show can when it comes to, hey, it's time to help out. from just in the years past, I was just thinking last night, like we, as a show, we've built houses for people in the military that come back. And we've done relief and we've done, and I say we, I don't mean us in the room. I mean, us all together. Collectively. Just if your ears can hear my voice, you're part of us.

And that's how we feel too. So however you donate, that's awesome. If you want to find us and specialize your donation, that's awesome. If you want to be and go to Bobby. Bones.com and buy a Pimp and Joy shirt and also have a shirt that spreads a positive message. That's awesome. It's just whenever I think about it, it's like if I needed help, I would be very thankful that people were able to help me that could.

And if you can, please do. And maybe you can't right now, but maybe you're able to in two weeks. You know, that's the thing. Not everybody can right now. And that's the thing too. And the fact that you go to work and you go and you spend. you know, $24 on a shirt. Yeah, your money that you're working for.

That doesn't go unnoticed by us, by me. No, and we try to have, like, good quality stuff so you know you're getting a good hoodie or shirt, but we try to keep the costs like as low as possible so that, you know, as much money as possible can go towards whatever cause we're supporting, which right now is flood relief and, man, do they need it? It's crazy down there. a lot more. Yeah. So just a thank you, and we'll have this conversation a hundred more times.

Yeah. This group, everybody that's listening to my voice right now is galvanized into something like I've never seen before in the history of broadcast on a regular basis. Like there have been people that have done much bigger things at a time because they have a bigger platform like NBC will do and do 10 million. I've never seen a group, again, I'll use the word galvanize, on a consistent basis like you have allowed us to be the voice of. And I felt like it is my duty at times.

Like if I don't do a good job, I've let you down. So, and we're not on the radio in Houston. That's not even a thing in my earballs. That's not a thing. Like, we're not on the radio there, so it's not like we're trying to, we have a market president that's like, you need to be on the radio.

We're not even on the air there. So that's not even part of the thing. So I'll stop because I will go on for half hour. And I just want to say thank you. And find a way to help. Find a way to help. I mean, Joy week is just about anything, about finding the joy wherever, and it still is.

This just happened to happen during that. And you've given us that vehicle to be able to go and reverse it and do something else. So thank you. Thanks to Dustin Lynch for hanging out, for playing for an hour. We'll encourage you again. If you haven't yet, go to bobbybones.com. all of our new neon Pimpinjoy line is up, hoodies and shirts,

even all the old Pimpinjoi stuff that we have. I say old, but it's like the black stuff, the white hats. It's all up and it all goes to flood relief. So if you'd like to have a shirt or a hat with a great message and all the money goes to help, so we don't keep any of that. You can go over to bobbybones.com.

Thank you for just listening to the show. Thanks for being a part of this humongous effort that it's not just us. And you guys, I mean, it's everybody around the country. It's so awesome to see everybody come together. So appreciate you. We'll see tomorrow. Rascal Flats will be in.

They will perform for an hour. We still have the mystery guest on Friday. They'll probably reveal on tomorrow show too. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's a big mystery. Everybody keeps stopping me on the street. Like, hey, fella, and I'm like, what's up? I can't tell you.

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